Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Humor
What's blue and covered with feathers? - A turkey holding it's breath!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? - Because they use such fowl language!
How do you send a turkey through the mail? - Bird class mail!
What key has legs and can't open doors? - A turkey!
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert? - He was already stuffed!
Why did the turkey play drums in his band? - Because he already had drumsticks!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? - The letter G!
Why did the police arrest the turkey? - They suspected it of foul play!
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