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CollegeFest

Not Just Cartoons, Cartoonists

Arts Worcester hosts 13th Annual

Award-Winning Cartoonists Give Lecture at Clark By Ethan Giles editor-in-chief

photo by demet sentürk

By Alika Gillard living arts editor

Hundreds of college students, parents, professors, and art aficionados flooded the small Arts Worcester Gallery on Friday night, as university students from all around Worcester showcased their art to the public. The event was held in a small basement,

soon packed with patrons nibbling on artisan meats and cheeses, swaying to the house music that emanated from the DJ in the corner of the room. Cameras flashed and fingers pointed as people slowly meandered their way around the room. Clark students were accompanied by peers from College of the Holy Cross, Worcester State University, Anna Maria College, Assumption

College, Becker College, Quinsigamond Community College, Worcester Polytechnic Institute, and Worcester State University. The artwork included eclectic installments of intricate paintings, intimate photography, and a wide range of differently crafted sculptures. continued on page 1

Dilbert. Peanuts. Batman. Cartoons surrounded most of us from the day we were born, and are now more present than ever. Two cartoonists, James Sturm and Caleb Brown, came to Clark on Wednesday, Feb. 8 to give their lecture “Cartooning: Sense, Nonsense, Applications,” about the development of cartoons and our relationship with them. They began their lecture by encouraging audience participation, handing out index cards and inviting everyone in attendance to respond to the question, “if you had to put your relationship with cartoons on Facebook, what would it be?” They read a selection of the responses, the first of which came from someone who wanted to be a cartoonist when they were young. Sturm said he hears that from peo-

ple a lot, often due to cartoons’ link to superheroes. He then jumped into a brief history of comics, which started with superheroes and never strayed. Sturm said he had no problem with superheroes, but never really made comics about them. He describes his non-superhero comics as “alternative comics,” as they do not fit in with the mainstream comics that are largely limited to the supernatural. One of Sturm’s favorite things about comics is their accessibility. He explained that painting requires a number of materials, which can get expensive; cartoons, however, are easy to make, as all anyone needs is a pencil and a piece of paper. Brown asked the audience, “do comics need to be flat?” He challenged the notion that all comics are drawn with boxes and viewed on a two-dimensional medium. The pair continued on page 3


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EDITORS Editor-in-Chief: Ethan Giles Executive Editor: Jessica Macey News Editor: Giulia Elena Casella Opinions Editor: Jake Ruta Living Arts Editor: Alika Gillard Sports Editor: Scott Levine Layout Editor: Christian Rentsman Photo Editor: Celine Manneville Editor-at-Large: Alex Grayson Social Media Editor: Amanda Quiñones Managing Editor and Fact Checker: Daniel Juarez

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By Katherine Hamilton contributing writer

The first Clark University Student Council (CUSC) meeting of February 2017 began with roll call and discussion of potential grants. After announcing the new grant applications, Adam Katzman (‘18) nominated Lars Dahl (‘20) as the vice chair of Grants Committee, and he was voted in by the rest of the Council. Student Life Chairperson, Eric Barrese (‘19), expressed the importance of making information about CUSC more publicly accessible. However, he also added that greater publicity would result in even more grant requests, so the Council should be aware and prepared for that. CUSC discussed in-depth the campus bus system’s shortcomings and areas for improvement. One concern raised by several members was a lack of clarity about when and where buses would pick up and drop off students. Various solutions were debated, including an increase in communication with drivers, more clarity on drop-off/pick-up areas, and a longer time between pick-ups to combat traffic delays. However, no clear decisions for changes were made. The next topic was a concern raised by some international students about a divide between them and domestic students due to the way orientation is set up. This also led to a conversation about how the International Committee is handling Trump’s recent executive orders. The consensus was that Clark’s community has been extremely helpful so far, but it is important to remain vigilant about communicating clearly and supportively throughout Trump’s administration.

Grants: • $1500 was granted to Yousra Benchekroun (‘18) to help students pay their way to Cuzco, Peru for a health education program partnered with Operation Groundswell. • $126 was granted to Santiago Deambrosi (‘18) for entrance fee and transportation to the MIT Energy Conference.

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gave many examples of comics that stray from the traditional paper format, and said that even films based on comics were forms of comics themselves. Another card the cartoonists read had a fairly simple point: I love Batman. The author first became interested in comics through Batman, but since has “cheated on Batman a few times,” with other comics. The cartoonists enjoyed this description of her relationship, and pinned her notecard to the wall alongside the exhibit. Another card described a very non-invasive relationship with comics, as the author said that he would occasionally read comics growing up, but was never able to connect with them. Sturm was interested in this, and said that with the turn of the century he sees comics everywhere. Emojis are forms of comics, expressing emotions and events one character at a time. He saw the text bubbles on the iPhone as much like comic dialogue bubbles. He also noted an increasing presence of comics in advertising, explaining that he previously consulted with Honest Tea to help

them create a graphic novel about its founding. They then transitioned to the evolving demographics of cartoonists, noting how more women have entered a landscape previously dominated by men. The two described cartoons as a language, with the onus on the cartoonist to effectively communicate his or her message. While some cartoons are easy to understand, others take time to decode. Sturm described comics as not merely illustrations with words, but “graphic design and poetry.” While Sturm spoke, Brown was hard at work creating a cartoon on an adjacent whiteboard of all the topics addressed during the lecture. The cartoon started with the word “relate” in big, puffy letters, and evolved as the discussion continued. By the end, most of the roughly six-foot whiteboard was covered in doodles and quotes from the lecture. Sturm’s exhibit is a collection of comics he gathered with The Center of Cartoon Studies (CCS). It will be on display on the second floor of Dana Commons through May 22.

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CLARKIE of the WEEK practicing. I just feel like if you want to do good improv you have to have some kind of a relationship. Scarlet: Are you involved in anything else on campus? Nia: Yeah! I’m also Mentor Coordinator for All Kinds of Girls, for 8 to 15 year old girls, and it’s really exciting. It’s fun to work with women on Clark’s campus and get to talk with all the Clark ladies. I also do Spree Day co-chair with Michelle Young (‘17), so we’re planning all the Spree Day logistics and all that good stuff. Scarlet: Can you let me in on anything? Nia: We can do that after the interview! Scarlet: Is being co-chair fun or just a lot of work? Nia: Being co-chair is exciting. We’re pretty much just trying to make everybody’s day magical. Scarlet: I heard you’re interested in doing YouTube videos? Nia: Yes! I definitely want to do the usual makeup, hair, and health stuff, but I also want to talk about the really heavy topics too, and get conversation going on the YouTube community.

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Nia Burkhard-Slater Nia Burkhardt-Slater (‘19) is self-designing her major, focusing on history, international development, and education, with a concentration in comparative ethnic and racial policy.

Scarlet: What are your hobbies here at Clark? Nia: I’m in the Peapod Squad. We do two shows a month and are going to ImprovBoston in a few weeks, where we compete with other New England schools. If we win we get a crown or bragging rights or something. Scarlet: How long have you been in the Peapod Squad? Nia: I’ve been in it for about a year now. I started freshman year. Scarlet: Are you all pretty close? Nia: Yes definitely, we work on bonding a lot, even outside of

Scarlet: Do you have any favorite YouTubers, or anyone who particularly inspires you? Nia: I would say the Buzzfeed videos, I get caught up in those, and those aquariums shows, so that’s pretty much just my YouTube intake at like 12 at night. Scarlet: What’s your favorite thing about Clark? Nia: Clark is definitely a place where I feel like people can find a place. I’m from Florida, so pretty far from home, but it’s the people that make it my home away from home, and I have a really good support system here. Scarlet: You want to give those people a shoutout? Nia: Yes! I feel like my parents are going to read this so, shoutout to my parents, my sisters, my nephew, my friends – I call them my family on campus. Shoutout to you guys, you know who you are.

Thanks for the interview, Nia!

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The Perils of Isolationism Iran, the US dollar, and Donald Trump in the Age of Globalization By Patrick Fox scarlet staff

The government of the Islamic Republic of Iran announced on Wednesday, Feb 1 that it would no longer utilize the US dollar for matters of international trade or exchange. News of this abrupt shift in Iranian economic policy was issued through the Islamic Republic’s Ministry of Finance. According to the Chairman of the Iranian National Bank, Valiollah Seif, the change will go into effect at the close of the Iranian fiscal year in March. Chairman Seif noted that the currency switch, while reflecting the need for a currency with a higher “degree of stability” in the current era of market crises, was also intended partially as a retributive measure for President Donald Trump’s temporary ban on travel from seven Muslim-majority nations in the Middle East and the African continent. The ban, which has faced broad opposition from the US population, was condemned by Iran’s High Council of Mullahs, as an insult to the Muslim world. In formulating a response to the situation now developing in Iran, the Trump foreign policy team would be wise to consider the lessons of six successive Administrations. Presidents from

Jimmy Carter to Barack Obama have stared down the Ayatollahs of the Iranian regime and lost face. The unique space that Iran occupies as a regional hegemon allows it to consistently maneuver around both its regional enemies as well as global superpowers, such as the United States. The country’s astoundingly rich oil reserves have allowed it to circumvent sanctions imposed by the US and the majority of the European Union. Some nations in the EU, such as Italy, continue to complete business transactions with the Iranian government and its state-owned petroconglomerates. Far from simply misunderstanding the Islamic Republic, the traditional US approach–veiled threats of military intervention, the slow economic strangulation of sanctions, and the possibility of crushing airstrikes–has failed to phase the Iranian leadership. The fact remains that the Islamic Republic of Iran is a country rich in oil, natural resources and other forms of liquid capital, such as a burgeoning indigenous weapons and defense industry. Many of these Iranian-produced weapons have been seen in action during battles against the Sunni Islamic State, either with Iraqi Shia provisional forces or direct action operations conducted in Iraq and Syria by the Revolutionary Guard Corps. The RGC is a separate armed force in the Iranian military hierarchy, one that answers only to the nation’s religious leadership and not to

the ordinary military chain of command. It is an entity that holds large stakes in the economic apparatus and various industries of the country, and is regarded as the best equipped of all the Iranian armed forces. The Trump administration, which has already proven itself to possess a feckless and unapologetic approach to diplomacy, must consider more seriously the global implications of its actions. Despite the best efforts of those within the trump team who wish the United States to once again become isolationist and seal itself from the rest of the world, it is not 1939. The global economy and greater political community is far more interconnected and interdependent than it has ever been. Trump, as a former mogul of international business, ought to realize this fact, and it remains to be seen whether or not President Trump is acting truly on his own accord-or if he considers himself beholden to the staunch isolationists and xenophobes on his cabinet and national security council, such as Steve Bannon. Bannon, a former media hypeman and anti –Islamist hand-wringer for the ultra right-wing news aggregator Breitbart, possesses dangerously bigoted views regarding Islamic communities both domestically and abroad. It is likely safe to assume that Bannon’s hand is visible in the travel ban as well as several other executive orders signed into law in recent weeks by President Trump. The essence of

By Ethan Giles editor-in-chief

Sunday was awful. As a non-Patriots fan living in Patriots country, there is nothing worse than having the Patriots win the Super Bowl. Not only is New England full of the worst sports fans in general, now you all get to be cocky about it, and nobody wants that. Like seriously, we get it. The Patriots are the best football team of the past 16 years by a long shot. Tom Brady is probably the best quarterback of all time. Bill Belichick is a mastermind, and Matt Patricia is a genius. The point has been established. But God damn it, we don’t need the gloating, the arrogance, and the self importance. No one cares that your quarterback served a stupid suspension for cheating and came back from it. No one cares that you stuck it to Roger Goodell. It’s really not that interesting. Watching the Patriots come back against the Falcons was one of my worst memories of college. I was so excited to not have to hear people gloat or see bandwagon fans smile. But the football gods sided with the devil, the pretty boy, and our new president. Plus: imagine all of the rap that would have come with an Atlanta Super Bowl. We could have gotten a new Ludacris album, maybe even another appearance from Outkast. At the very least we’d have some hot new Migos. So I hope you’re happy Patriots fans, because the rest of us aren’t.

the problem is as follows: the Trump Administration, already ill-equipped for the sort of diplomatic entreaties typical of dealing with nations like Iran, has set in motion a dangerous chain of events. By spitting in the face of one of the United States’ most treasured institutions, immigration, Trump has displeased many in the international community and is on his way to molding the new image of the US as a pariah state on the world stage. Iran’s currency swap is merely the opening act in what could possibly become a concerted effort on

the part of other nations to exert their economic influence over the US. This spells disaster not only for the US, but the globalized economy and diplomatic structures of the international community.


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Banning Steve Bill to Remove Trump Advisor from National Security Council By Elyse Wyatt contributing writer

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appointment of Bannon. In addition to his less-than-charming political and social stances, Bannon also lacks political experience entirely, having only joined the Donald Trump campaign last August. Before becoming the chief executive of the campaign, Bannon was the executive chair of Breitbart News, an alt-right political website known for unabashedly publishing white supremacist, anti-Semitic headlines and attacking organizations like Planned Parenthood. Given the cruciality of this position, it has historically been a job that not only requires an abundance of experience, but also stays far away from political partisanship. To appoint someone of the alt-right with such an apparent personal agenda is an irresponsible move with potentially disastrous international consequences. Bannon’s appointment demonstrates unprecedented politicization of national security, a dangerous game to play in a political climate as divisive and polarized as this one.

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country claims to have left behind, and needs to be taken out of power before he does any further damage. Almost 200 members of Congress have called on Trump to rescind Bannon’s appointment. Despite the disruption, this would cause to the early stages of the Trump administration, the potential consequences far exceed the immediate cost. Given the far-reaching and long term consequences of the decisions that Trump is likely to make under Bannon’s advisement, this is not an instance in which it would be acceptable to wait for something to go wrong before taking action. Bannon poses an immediate threat and has already been responsible for significant damage. His horrific stances need to be called into question before he causes even more harm.

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The Scarlet/Living Arts Van Gogh with the Flow Samantha Dokus Hosts Art Night in the Grind by Eddie McCluskey

An abstract haiku Would stop making sense halfway As much to do like

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A line of students wound out the door of the Grind Friday night as they waited to express their artistic talent Van Gogh-style. It was a wine and paint night... without the wine. Sami Dokus (‘16) took the stage to lead a packed house step-by-step through a mash-up painting of Vincent Van Gogh’s “Sunflowers” and “Starry Night.” After filing through the crowd of eager artists, attendees were handed a blank canvas and a platter of carefully dolloped paints. Round tables were set up with paint brushes and Dixie cups of water. As the group found their seats, the alternative music was turned a few notches lower and Dokus began the lesson. The night began at 7 p.m. and ran until 9 p.m., overshooting the anticipated end time by approximately an hour. Some steps required more time than others, and Dokus frequently checked in on her pupils to examine their progress. There were murmurs of admiration and confusion throughout the night as artists examined one another’s work. At some steps in the process, students were wary of what their final product would be, but were, in the end, pleasantly surprised by their billowing sunflowers in the starry

Sometimes…you gotta Stop and think…ponder your life… Not in the street, though This girl in my class Passed gas; gotta get out fast Away from her ass WELL I’LL STOP SHOUTING ONCE SOMEONE TELLS ME HOW TO TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK photo courtesy of ciara kilian

night. “I legitimately had a grand-old time, even though I hate painting,” said Leah Bodin (‘18). “It was a colorful experience, it was paintastic. There was a great turnout. It was a really relaxing and really rewarding evening,” remarked attendee Lauren Mackey (‘17). Jess Bond (‘17) ran the event as an intern for Student Leadership and Programming. “I reached out to Sami because I knew she had the talent,” said Bond.

“[She] came up with the design and was the instructor. It was something SAB had done in the past.” It was done completely in-house by SLP. Bond procured all the supplies suggested by Dokus and set it all up. 65 people were in attendance.


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The featured Clark students presented a variety of different painting styles. “Planetary Ascension” by studio art major Andre Toribio(‘17) offered layers of complex water-oil paint strokes. A few paintings down the wall was the intimate artwork of Alexandra Gray (‘17): two oil-painted canvases titled “Self Portrait,” mixing deep colors together. Gray is a studio arts and women and gender studies student at Clark. A photograph that stood out from others was taken by Demet Senturk (‘17). It was a photo of a woman in rural Turkey herding sheep. Senturk took the photo while visiting Serik, Turkey.

“I was visiting Aspendos, one of the ancient Roman theatres,” she said. “On the way back, I saw the woman herding the sheep and wanted to capture it as a part of my ‘Strong Women’ project.” Senturk has several pieces of artwork in this project that accentuate the mental, physical, and emotional strength that a diverse group of women demonstrate. “Growing up, I was in a community that oppressed women, so this is an important project for me.” “Salem 2016”, a black and white photo by studio art and geography major Isabel Miranda (‘17), captured a photo of women in the infamous town

of Salem, Mass. There was much more artwork to be seen in the building beyond that of our classmates’. Two exhibits filled the first floor with grotesque monsters and disfigured faces. The “Monday Mosh Monsters” by Adam Cutler contained small framed drawings of imaginative creatures. On the other side of the gallery, “Faces All Around” by artist Tim Evans exhibited an abstract collection of emotive faces. Both exhibits added to the eclectic and creative talent seen at ArtsWorcester that evening.

photo by celine manneville

photo by celine manneville

photo by celine manneville


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Photos and Captions by Amanda Quiñones & Krithi Vachaspati

If you could be in a circus, which act would you be?

All the clowns that come out of the tiny little car

- Joe Viola (‘17)

I’d be one of the people on the trapeze.

- Gabe Cohen-Glinick (‘19)

I’d be the person who walks on the tight rope.

- Alaina Tabani (‘20)

I would be the one with the unicycle on the rope.

- Hassam Raza (‘20)

Oh God. I can tell you what I wouldn’t be in, does that work? I wouldn’t be on the Trapeze ‘cause I’m really clumsy. I’d probably be a clown

- Carolina Song (‘19)

Oh my God. I’d be... what is it called? Trapeze?

- Rachel Gray (‘19)


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COUGAR of the WEEK Scarlet: What is it like to break a record and then break the same record only three days later? Quinn: The first time I broke it was at our WPI meet. I was really, really excited to swim the 50 yard butterfly event because it was the first time I swam it all season. It’s never in meets because it’s not really a real event [laughs]. Scarlet: Wait, you broke the record your first time in the event this year? Quinn: Well, I always swim it in the relay for the 200 yard individual medley. I always do the butterfly in it, but those times aren’t reliable because it’s with a relay start, not a regular start off the blocks. I knew I could go that fast because I had swam past the record in the relay. My mom was also there, so I was like, “I’m just going to go for it,” because I thought it would be cool if my mom could see me break the record. So I did it, and I broke the record, and I had fun. But when I hit the wall and looked at the clock, I had a quick second of panic when I forgot the record time, and I didn’t know if I actually broke it. But at the other end of the pool my coach gave me the thumbs up. Emma Bolman (‘20) asked me if I had broken it, and I was like, “I think so!” I ended up breaking it, and I broke it again in our Cougar invite. Coach wasn’t there when I swam it because we had moved the 50 fly. So after I raced it, coach came up to me and was giving me a pep talk, and after it I had told him I swam it and broke the record, he gave me a high five. photo by celine manneville

Quinn Mitchell women’s swimming & diving Quinn Mitchell (‘19) of West Hartford, Conn. only needed two seasons to shatter Clark’s 50 yard butterfly record, and is now focused on beating the 100 yard record. Outside of the pool, Quinn studies art history and is vice president of Radio of Clark University.

Scarlet: Which event do you find most difficult, and why? Quinn: Out of the events that I swim, the 200 butterfly has to be the most difficult; it’s the most physically demanding and challenging event. It’s a long distance for a strenuous stroke, so keeping up and not getting winded in the event is very intimidating. Scarlet: NEWMACs are in a couple weeks. Is there any goal that you are trying to achieve? Quinn: Yeah, so I broke the 50 fly record and now I want to go for the 100 fly record. That was also my goal last year, and I missed it by 0.02 seconds. Scarlet: What have you noticed about the team from this season compared to the last one? Quinn: Well this year the team is a lot smaller, which lends itself to us being very close. We all got to know each other very fast because of our size. This is the smallest swim team I’ve ever been on. Scarlet: In the years after you’re done with swimming and being on the team, what will you look back at most fondly? Quinn: I will definitely look back at how close we are and how much of a family we are. We call ourselves CUSDF, and the F stands for family. That is the most true statement about our team. It’s cool having alumni come back, and it still feels like

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they are a part of the team and our family. Tyler Terriault (‘16) texted me after I broke the record, and he was freaking out and as excited as I was. Even though he isn’t on the team, he was still acting like he was. I will remember the camaraderie and family that the swim and dive team creates. Scarlet: What’s one thing you wish the rest of Clark knew about the team? Quinn: Well everyone kinda makes jokes that we are somewhat of a cult, and I think that makes us seem intimidating to some people. I really wish people could see that we are really super friendly and just want to get to know everyone. Scarlet: If you were a wizard in the Harry Potter universe, what house would you be in? What creature would you take with you to Hogwarts as a pet? What class would you most want to take at Hogwarts? What position would you play in quidditch? And after your time at Hogwarts, what career in the magical world would you want? Quinn: Hufflepuff, that’s easy. See the next one is a little trickier because it would be more practical to have an owl, but my inner Hermione tells me to get a cat. I probably would get a cat. Herbology with Professor Sprout because my mom studied horticulture and loves gardening, so my whole life I have always really been into plants. I would be a beater because I think I could hit the ball really far, and I don’t think I could be a seeker. I would want to take over as the school librarian for Hogwarts because Madame Pince isn’t really nice and think I could make the library much more fun and accepting, and a place a lot more fun to be at.

Thanks for the Interview, Quinn!


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Police Logs Compiled by Ethan Giles

Tuesday, Jan. 31, 2017 10:08 - Emergency Medical Services called 11:13 - Emergency Medical Services called 23:33 - Emergency Medical Services called Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2017 15:03 - Trespass: Kneller (Spoken To) 21:53 - Emergency Medical Services called Thursday, Feb. 2, 2017 07:12 - Suspicious Person: Atwood Hall (Unfounded) 13:16 - Emergency Medical Services called 18:10 - Emergency Medical Services called Friday , Feb. 3, 2017 09:47 - Larceny/Forgery/Fraud: 914 Main St Saturday, Feb. 4, 2017 01:17; Emergency Medical Services called 19:03; Vandalism: Kneller Garage Sunday, Feb. 5, 2017 01:44; Emergency Medical Services called (Assisted WPD involving student) 13:50; Emergency Medical Services called 20:30; Emergency Medical Services called

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What happens in The Scarlet office stays in The Scarlet office... sort of “Lint is the enemy of the proletariat.” - Pat “He just had a tow truck? Is he a licensed tow truck driver?” - Pat “He’s definitely not licensed.” - Giles “I wish she was here tonight...I wish that everyone that’s not here was here tonight.” - Giles “Can we do a story about the thing that’s killing people?” - Amanda “Old age?” - Jess “Have you seen the video of the turtle and the rabbit and the turtle actually wins?” - Krithi “You literally mean the tortoise and the hair?” Giles “I am the one who resolves, Pat.” - Jake “It makes me think he values pragmatism over having a good time.” - Scott


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