JUST A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR BOOK OF CUPCAKE RECIPES AND DELIGHTFUL TREATS by AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS
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DECORATED CUPCAKES
14
VEGAN CUPCAKES
22
KIDS CHOICE RECIPES
26
LOW-SUGAR BAKES
30
CHOCOLATEY TREATS
38
ALL FRUIT CUPCAKES
40
NUTTY AND CHEWY
44
MOIST CHIFFON BAKES
48
GOURMET CUPCAKES
52
CUPCAKE FILLINGS
DECORATED CUPCAKES chocolate ganache cupcakes 16 oz Mochiko rice flour 1 1/2 c sugar 2 tsp baking powder 2 tbsp matcha tea powder 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 12 oz (1 can) evaporated milk 3/4 canola oil 2 eggs
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line cupcake pans with paper liners. Sift together the dry ingredients. Mix the wet ingredients in a separate bowl and fold them into the dry ingredients. Grease cupcake tray or use paper liners, and fill each tin nearly to the top.
Bake for approximately 25 minutes at 375 F. In a heavy saucepan, heat the cream just until boiling. Add the chocolate pieces and whisk until smooth. Allow ganache to cool, then whip the mixture until it is fluffy and thickened. Use as frosting on cooled cakes.
Baking Tip #1: When whisking or mixing, always mix in one direction and in a circular motion. This avoids lumps and bubbles.
DECORATED
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coca cola cupcakes 1 cup coca cola or other cola 1/2 cup butter 1/2 cup vegetable oil 1/4 cup powdered cocoa 22 large marshmallows 2 cups sugar 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp vanilla
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Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Line cupcake pans with paper liners. These cupcakes work best with the silver metallic liners. In a small saucepan mix cola, butter, vegetable oil and cocoa. Bring to a boil, remove from heat, and add marshmallows. Place lid on saucepan and leave until marshmallows.
Mix flour, sugar, and baking soda in a large mixing bowl. Add buttermilk, eggs, and vanilla. Mix well. Combine Part One and Part Two in the mixing bowl. Spoon cupcake batter into cupcake pan liners until they are 1/2 to 2/3 full. Bake at 325 degrees for approximately 20 minutes.
Baking Tip #2: Don’t crowd the oven & avoid opening the oven door during baking. With certain recipes, rotate pans halfway through baking.
DECORATED
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vanilla icing cupcakes 2 cups all purpose flour 1 1/2 cups sugar 3 tsp baking powder 4 egg whites from large eggs 1/2 cup shortening 1 cup 2% milk 2 large eggs 1 1/2 tsp vanilla
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line cupcake pans with paper liners. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, shortening, milk and vanilla in a large mixing bowl. Mix at low speed for 2 minutes. Scrape bowl. Add egg whites and mix at high speed until fluffy and smooth, approximately 2 minutes.
Fill liners 1/2 to 2/3 full of batter. Do not overfill. Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes in pans then remove from pan, and place on wire racks to cool completely. Frost and decorate your vanilla cupcakes as desired.
DECORATED
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vegan CUPCAKES VEGAN MEXICAN HOT CHOCOLATE CUPs 1 tbsp ground flaxseeds 3/4 cup AP flour 1/3 cup ground coconut 1/2 cup cocoa poweder 1 tsp baking powder 2 tsp cinnamon 1/8 tsp cayenne pepper 1 cup granulated sugar
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Whisk together the coconut milk and flaxseeds, and allow to sit for ten minutes. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees, and line the tins. Sift together the all-purpose flour and finely ground coconut, cocoa powder, baking powder, cinnamon and cayenne. Whisk the sugar, oil, and vanilla into the coconut milk,
and add it to the bowl of dry ingredients, and mix gently. Fill the liners 3/4 of the way full, and bake for 23-25 minutes. The topping is just a few layers of sifted powder: the first is a“thick� layer of powdered sugar,and the next two are cocoa powder and cinnamon.
Baking Tip #12: Read through the recipe & gather the ingredients, make sure all pans and equipment are clean and dry, wash & dry hands before starting.
VEGAN
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carrot pistachio cupcakes 2 1/4 cups all purpose flour 1 1/3 cups sugar 3 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 1/2 cup shortening 1 cup milk 1 tsp vanilla 2 large eggs
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line cupcake pans with paper liners. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a large mixing bowl. Add shortening, milk, and vanilla. Beat for 1 minute on medium speed. Scrape side of bowl with a spatula. Add eggs to the mixture.
Beat for 1 minute on medium speed. Scrape bowl again. Beat on high speed for 1 minute 30 seconds until well mixed. Spoon cupcake batter into paper liners until 1/2 to 2/3 full. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.
death by chocolates 2 cups all purpose flour 2 cups sugar 1/2 tsp baking powder 1 tsp salt 1/2 cup shortening 3/4 cup water 4 oz melted unsweetened baking chocolate
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line cupcake pans with paper liners. Combine all ingredients into large mixing bowl. Mix at low speed for 30 seconds, and scrape bowl. Mix at high speed for 3 minutes. Fill liners 1/2 to 2/3 full of batter. Bake 20 to 25 minutes.
Allow ganache to cool, then whip the mixture until it is fluffy and thickened. Use as frosting on cooled cakes. Cool 10 minutes in pans then remove from pan, and place on wire racks to cool completely. Frost when chocolate cupcakes are completely cool.
VEGAN
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INDEX A
B
C
ALOE 10, 15, 27 ANCHOVIES 29, 31, 34 APPLES 2, 9, 26 ARTICHOKE 44, 46 ASPARAGUS 49, 51 BASIL 5, 7, 21, 32 BEANS 40, 43-45, 55 BRAN 19, 20-22 BREAD 7, 26, 28, 33 BROCOLLI 5, 10, 15 BUTTER 3-7, 10, 12 CARAMEL 2, 9, 26 CAYENNE 3, 16, 18, 23 CHOCOLATE 41, 43-46 CINAMMON 35, 38, 40 CITRUS 22, 24, 40 CREAM 19, 31, 37
D
DELICATE 43, 45, 47 DUCK 31, 38, 40-42
E
EGGS 10, 15, 27, 29 ELEGANT 31, 34 ENORMOUS 2, 9, 26 EXCITABLE 44, 46
F
FANBOY 49, 51, 53 FRAIL 5, 7, 21, 32
G
GANACHE 40, 43-46 GARNISH 19, 20, 22, GOUACHE 7, 26, 28, 33
H
HATTER 5, 10, 15 HORSERADDSIH 4, 8, 12 HOUSE 6, 12, 18, 24
I K
INKJET 30, 32-33
L
LEONE 6, 9, 18 LIONESS 20, 25, 27
M
MANGOES 52, 54, 57 MARGARITA 12, 22, 24 MELANCHOLY 15, 26, 37 MERCHANDISE 19, 30, 41 MIME 32, 43, 51, 55 MIRACLE 12, 23, 34
P
PETUNIA 41, 45
KARASS 5, 7, 10, 12 KILLING 41, 43-45 KING 12, 14, 20
R
RADDISH 17, 28, 31 RED 16, 21, 32, 34 ROSES 35, 43-45, 51
S
SARTRE 21, 34, 42 SHIP42, 51, 53 SINKING 23, 25, 27 SOAPDISH 31, 33, 35
T
TACTILE 35-37, 48 TAMED 12,14, 16 TERRIFIC 15, 27-29 TORQUIOSE 4, 12, 46 TOURETTES 15, 17, 20
V
VAIN 21, 24, 26 VANITY 28, 30, 35 VENDETTA 37, 48, 51 VIGILANT 53-55 VILLAINY 19, 21, 25 VOLUPTUOUS 10, 15, 17
Y
YAM 18, 21, 33 YEMEN 43, 45, 55, 57 YOYO 12, 14, 17, 18
Z
ZEBRA 19, 21, 24, 25 ZIGZAG 18, 20, 23, 25
JUST A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR by AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS
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