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ZACH MORRISON Wednesday, October 3, 2012| Issue 87.5
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“If you could be any famous person for just one day, who would you be, and why?” The answer wasn’t so simple for Zach Morrison. His response? Anna Pongo He wants Ryan Reynolds’ looks, Tiger Woods’ golfing ability, and Jason Sudeikis’ girlfriend. In his own words, “I want to be whoever the guy is who is dating Olivia Wilde.” Zach was born in Seoul, South Korea, where he lived for about a year before he was adopted and brought to the plains of Iowa. When asked what brought him to Union, Zach listed the common “friends” and “they have my major,” but when I brought it to his attention that other schools have those perks as well, Zach thought a moment longer and replied, “It is because everyone here is so friendly.” Zach wants to use his business major to become an accountant at a hospital. Besides his career goals, Zach wants to get married,
go skydiving and return to Korea. When asked what he liked to do in Lincoln, Zach replied that he enjoys frozen yogurt places. A lot. His other hobbies include
Lincoln native and public relations major Roxi Peterson, also known as “ASAP Roxi,” enjoys sports, talking, listening to music, socializing, and—of course—coffee. After a long sip Josh Marshall from my Starbucks pumpkin spice hazelnut latte, I spoke.
“What hopes or goals do you have for life?” “I wanna be a recruiter for Union College and have a family. I hope to leave Union knowing that I accomplished something, like leaving my mark.” She became increasingly jubilant. “I want people to remember Roxi Peterson. I want them to be like ‘Roxi Peter-
Foxi Roxi
playing basketball, golfing, and playing guitar. How did you get to Union? Post your story on our Facebook or tweet and tag @ClocktowerASB. You could be published!
Zach working at Coopers. An honest man, he won’t make any under-the-table deals.
Roxi, in the middle, just celebrated a birthday so make sure you say hey!
son, that’s a nice girl right there. I miss her.’” I laughed at her antics as she continued. “If Union doesn’t work out, I wanna be a beach bum on an island. Maybe become a surfer.” After more laughs, I asked, “What are some highlights of the year so far, Roxi?” She enthusiastically described some ASB events: the Amazing Pizza Machine, softball, and dodgeball. Then she gave me her two cents about the school year as a whole. “This will probably be one of the best years of my life. My nephew is going to be born in November; it’s my first year of college; I was a counselor at camp; I moved out; we sold our house.” She quoted High School Musical by saying, “It’s the start of something new.” I learned that Roxi is secretly “thug,” she loves climbing trees, and her favorite class is public speaking. “I wanna give a shout-out to Laura and tell her that I love her and she’s my favorite redheaded sister!” she added. Roxi finished her frappuccino and I took the rest of my drink on the go.
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Wednesday, October 3, 2012
EDITORIAL
Jimmy Needham’s Message to Union College
Pablo Colindres
I was nervous: It was the third time I had talked to the guy and I hoped he didn’t think I was some kind of lunatic. “Hey, uh, I’m the editor of the Clo—uh, school newspaper here, and I was wondering if I could get a few quotes?” I held
my breath. “Sure,” he said, much to my relief. “Let’s go to the green room.” I had forgotten what I wanted to ask him, but thankfully, he took out a bag of Teddy Grahams. “All that singing gives me the munchies,” he said as he tore into the bag. I still couldn’t remember the question, and I hadn’t worded a new one just right, so I made some small talk on guitars and music in general. Then I remembered what I wanted to ask him, but my new question seemed better. Jimmy swallowed the last Teddy Graham. “Okay, shoot.” “If you could tell Union one thing—other than the one you just gave—what would it
be?” He stopped chewing, looked down at the floor, and breathed in deeply. Then there was silence for a couple of seconds. “When I first heard the good news, I was caught in legalism. I wanted everything to be just right, and if I failed, I felt like it was the end of the world. Over the years, being a parent twice, I have learned that God likes my baby steps. “I love my baby’s steps, and I hate it when she falls, but I understand that she can’t run yet. God is the same with me; He wants to see me running eventually, but He’s not in a rush. He loves my baby steps. “So what I would tell Union is, remember that God likes your baby steps. He likes to pick you up when you fall. He loves your baby steps.” I thanked him and walked away. Jimmy Needham had just preached to me twice in one night. Have anything to tell the world? Submit your articles to our email at cltower@gmail.com and you could be a paid, published author!
Separated By a Common Language
Our resident Brit is also a talented musician.
“The British and the Americans—separated by a common language!” Whilst this statement made me laugh when I first heard it, there is, surprisingly, an Elliott element of truth to it. Moseley We do, of course, share a common language, yet there are many words and phrases that are used in American English that are not used in British English. Obviously, there are many pronunciation and spelling differences as well, which aren’t much of a problem for me. I realise (notice the British spelling here!) that I have to become increasingly more aware of the differences in word meanings. Otherwise, I may end up causing catastrophic confusion or worse: I could inadvertently offend someone. For example, if I was to ask someone if they wanted to meet me for a good old chinwag, I don’t expect very many people would know what I was talking about!
Of course, with Hollywood being the centre (another British spelling!) of the entertainment and movie culture in the West, we do get exposed to a fair amount of American English in Britain. Before I moved to the USA, I knew that trash was the same as rubbish, and that chips are crisps, and so on. I was very surprised to learn just how many differences there are. Every day for the first few months, it seemed like I was learning new words and meanings constantly. There are so many differences in both the language used and pronunciation that it would take too long for me to explain it all! Many times I have gotten myself into an argument with someone about which pronunciation or word meaning is correct and “proper.” I think that, rather than arguing about who is correct, we need to embrace our differences and use them to become more connected.
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RELIGION
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
A Little Bit of Buell
Buell Fogg is among the friendliest people I have ever had the privilege of meeting. Recently, I had the opportunity to interview him about his work here at Union. Katelyn Katelyn Kovalski: So, what Kovalski exactly is your job here? Buell Fogg: I’m the Associate Chaplain. I’m the director of spiritual activities from the college and act as liaison to the Mid-America Union. I preach at churches and give updates on the college. We have a lot of youth rallies. Anytime we send out student speakers, it goes through me. I’m also the voice of the Warriors, so I do a lot of announcing in basketball and volleyball. I do spiritual counseling for students. I do weddings, I do premarital counseling. I’m kind of a catch-all. KK: What is the best experience you have had on the job? BF: The best experiences always involve interacting with the students here. I go to all the ASB events, all the Vespers, all the V2s— it’s pretty much all about being with the kids. Weddings are my all-time favorite activity in
ministry. Weeks of prayer are second. KK: How has your school year been so far? BF: Oh, the year’s great. Fabulous. It’s been super busy with amazing programs and it just keeps going. I’ve already had a group of students over for Monday night football and, of course, for cinnamon rolls every Friday night. KK: I have to ask: Why are weddings your favorite part of ministering? BF: To me, there’s nothing like a wedding to remind us of the New Jerusalem. John said the New Jerusalem is going to come down
like a bride adorned for her husband. I can’t wait to see the New Jerusalem coming down like a beautiful bride. I have never seen an ugly bride. I think it’s because they’re just so happy, you know? There’s nothing like it. In need of spiritual counseling or advice? Visit Buell’s office. And don’t be afraid to stop by his house on Friday evenings as well—Mrs. Fogg makes some incredible cinnamon rolls. Tell us your favorite Buell story on our Facebook or tweet and tag @ClocktowerASB. You could be published!
Upcoming Campus Ministries Events Tuesdays – 9pm in the Lang Lobby (upstairs of Ortner Center) COD (Christ on Demand!) Wednesdays – CVC “prayer meeting” called “Hour of Power” with Pastor Ron @ 7 in the Heritage Room. Wednesdays – 8pm in the Student Center join Rayshaun and friends for “Laboring Youth for Christ,” a time of Bible study and prayer. Thursday – Thursday night is the first night of our second One Project Power Pac. Tim Gillespie, youth pastor from the Loma Linda University Church, will be our speaker. Come be blessed as we continue our focus on being “all about Jesus.” 7:30 in the church. Thursday – “9 O’Clock” in Rees Hall worship room with Mikey and friends. 30 minutes of singing— you figure out what time! Friday – After vespers Kayla and the Nursing club will provide our fellowship time this Friday.
If you don’t know Buell, head over to Campus Ministries immediately.
Excerpt from
“Experience Union”
I remember it just like it was yesterday. The chilly spring night was sprinkled with rain, drenched in bitter-sweet goodbyes, saturated with the Spirit. As we lugged the heavy frame Anna Romuald from the Campus Ministries room to the church our witty humor made the weight shift in our arms as we laughed with genuine joy. Empty and silent, there wasn’t another soul in the church besides the three of us. Our wet shoes squeaked on the brick walkways leading to the stage and echoed up to the rafters. Temporarily placing the empty frame on the floor, we’d finished our task but felt drawn to the awesome presence and vastness of the sanctuary. Kneeling on that cold brick stage, not one of us felt the necessity to utter a word. Minutes passed. Then, as if we’d all been thinking the same thing, we said collectively, “We should pray.” What followed isn’t something that I can
even begin to find the words to describe enough to do it justice. I have never been prayed over like that before. And I have very rarely prayed for anyone else like that. In that moment I experienced church the way it should be. Unity. Friendship. Affection and admiration. Deep love. And humility. As if afraid to break the reverent silence, we whispered our prayers, humbled so greatly that each one of our faces moved closer and closer to the brick floor until they were almost pressed. One after another our lips spoke hushed pleas, thanksgivings, and praises. Uninhibited honesty revealed our hearts desires and earnest requests on one another’s behalf, and a depth of gratitude for the overwhelming joy of shared friendship caused tears to freely flow… To finish reading and to post your own spiritual walk, head over to ufcshares.wordpress.com. Guest writer is Union alum Anna Romuald.
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Wednesday, October 3, 2012
SPECIAL INTEREST
Life is a Highway
Amber Alas
I was beyond ecstatic when I came here and saw that Nebraska has a Target! (Or shall I say “Tarjay?”) Target is pretty much the best place to go for low-priced groceries, clothing, home goods, hygiene products
and electronics. Because Target is so affordable and fashionable, we students tend to get a little carried away at times. Everything attracts us—the snacks, the cute frames and comfy bed spreads—we just want it all! The funny thing is, we don’t need it all. Of course, that doesn’t cross our minds when all
we can do is picture how cute this cardigan will look or how well that lamp will go in our dorm room next to our nightstand. Let’s face it: sometimes you just can’t say “no” to Target, but the relationship between you two does have to have some boundaries. Sadly, when we can’t walk away, our reckless shopping spree makes our bank accounts plummet to negative numbers. I am not trying to be the one to tell you to stop shopping at Target, but I will say we should try to make smarter shopping decisions. A couple of ways to help you save money includes using coupons, splitting the cost with a friend, or waiting until your favorite items go on sale. Let’s shift from the mentality of,“I like my money right where I can see it—hanging in my closet” to what Benjamin Franklin said: “Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.” Don’t let the Target effect leave you broke! Where do you do your shopping? Post it to our Facebook or tweet and tag @ClocktowerASB. You could be published!
Olivia White shops at Target and you should too!
Make Your Taste Buds go Yia Yia’s! Have you found your perfect slice of pizza? Until I make a trip to the motherland of Italy, I have found mine here in Lincoln. It was love at first bite. If you have been looking Ruby Ruano for a fresh and yummy pizza, it’s time you make a trip to Yia Yia’s. Snugly nestled in downtown Lincoln between Oso Burrito and Dillingers, the sitdown restaurant offers tables both indoors and outdoors. Customers have the option of ordering single slices or whole pizzas. A single slice is between $2.99 and $4.49 and a whole pizza is between $9.99 and $24.99. Their amazing sauces include BBQ, pesto, oil and herb, white, and the original marinara. Cheeses include mozzarella, Monterey Jack, ricotta, Parmesan and many more. They even have a vegan cheese option! If you are in the mood to try something unique, Yia Yia’s Around the World menu has creative pizzas named after an area of the world. For example, the American is a BBQ pizza topped with chicken, corn, jalapeños, and Monterey Jack. The Français features the simple taste of olive oil topped with walnuts,
blue cheese and Mozzarella. My all-time favorite is called the Milano. It starts with an oil and herb base and then is topped with chicken, lemon juice, black pepper, onion, spinach, Parmesan and mozzarella. Mm! Try out Yia Yia’s and find your perfect slice of pizza! They are located on 1423 O Street and are open 11 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. Monday through Saturday and 12 p.m. to 9 p.m. on Sundays. What is your favorite Lincoln restaurant? Post it to our Facebook or tweet and tag @ClocktowerASB. You could be published!
Photo Credit to the Lincoln Journal Star.
Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down from the Clocktower Staff Pablo – Thumbs up to Kathy Fogg’s cinnamon rolls. Aphee – Thumbs up to getting a package from my mommy. Addi – Thumbs up to fall TV shows starting again. Emily – Thumbs up to Trader Joe’s trips. Katelyn – Thumbs up to getting another job. Aron – Thumbs up for Olivia White.
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Wednesday, October 3, 2012
DIVISION NEWS
Professor’s Voice: Chris Blake
Interview with Yolanda Blake, my exquisite wife and a superb teacher CB: Not long ago, you instituted a creative policy for justice in your classroom. Please explain what happened. YB: Too much of my time was being taken up by listening Chris Blake to my second-grade students [about age 7] tattling on other students, generally to get them into trouble. CB: What did you do? How did you work out a solution? YB: I bought an inexpensive spiral notebook and wrote “Tattle Book” on the cover. If they wished to tattle, students had to take the book to their desk, note the date, and write out the problem as a formal letter to me with their signature. (Also, they couldn’t read other people’s entries.) They then returned the book to its proper place, and I would later check off that I had read the entry. CB: Was this approach successful? YB: Absolutely. The children felt heard (which is what they wanted most), they learned to communicate in creative, nonviolent ways, and their tattling decreased. The class climate grew much more peaceful. Also,
If you could go back to any time period for one week, when would it be and why? Hannah Jaster – Medieval time period because I could wear pretty dresses go to cool dances and make cheese. Lydia Pongo – The 1950s - because of the cool dresses and the old TV shows. And the old TV commercials! Lana Miller – Noah’s Ark...At the beginning so it didn’t smell bad – to see all the animals. Curtis Mishleau – The week when the Alexandrian Library burned - So I could put out the fires. Caleb Pongo – Before the flood – Steal a dragon egg. Marie Johnson – The 60s - because I love the hairstyles, tie-dye and 60s music.
I could address the issue at the most convenient time for me. They never complained about the process. CB: Do you think the United Nations could adopt a Tattle Book? YB: I believe the United Nations would benefit from more brainstorming and more
communication. CB: I’ll contact our UN Ambassador right away. Professor Blake leads out the Amnesty International chapter here at Union. Contact him to begin to make a change!
One on One:
Barry Forbes The business division here at Union College offers a topnotch degree in many ways. Their organization and direction contributes to the division’s level of quality. QuarterCarl Duppper backing the offense that is the business division is Barry Forbes, a respected professor with a degree in business management who also took courses in education. I had the privilege of sitting down with the man himself for this week’s one on one. Carl Dupper: What are you most excited about in the division right now? Barry Forbes: Right now we have two things launching. I’m excited about our mentorship program involving 21 students. We are starting something new called Chair Circle, which is a more holistic approach to education. CD: How would you rank Union’s business program compared to other Adventist schools? BF: I would rank us very high. We are a smaller school, which means we offer fewer classes, but we do very well at our purpose, which is pulling the practical into the classroom. CD: What advice would you give to a freshman business major to be successful in their classes? BF: Start getting experience in addition to classes as soon as you can. Whether it’s getting a job, finding an internship, being involved in the mentorship program or being in a position of leadership, get those experiences that are practical in the real world. CD: Any final thoughts you would like to leave with Clocktower readers? BF: The business division is very intentional in every aspect we teach. We are all about providing a quality all-around Christian education that teaches professionalism, ethics and balancing the practice of theory. If you know someone interested in that kind of
a business program, tell them about us. (Not all of the wise words that Barry has to say. To hear the rest, head to the Clocktower’s Facebook page!) Give a shout-out to your favorite teacher! Post it to our Facebook or tweet and tag @ClocktowerASB. You could be published!
Barry Forbes— business man extraordinaire.
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Wednesday, October 3, 2012
SPORTS
The Life of an NFL Ref (And How Much They Get Paid)
Until recently, because professional NFL referees have been on strike (mostly over whether they should be considered part-time or full-time employees), all we saw were Tyler Ellis replacement refs. They did an utterly terrible job, which prompted me to cover the life of a professional NFL referee— when they are actually working, that is. We normally see only the on-field activities of a ref, but there is so much more to the job. A conservative estimate of a ref ’s work hours is 20-25 a week; for head refs, 30-35. The workweek for a ref begins when a game ends. All of the refs from the game obtain the coach’s tape of the game, return to their hotel room, and watch it to detect what mistakes they may have made. During the review of the tape they must fill out paperwork for fines that need to be issued to players who disobeyed the rules. On Monday, they all fly home (unless they are working a Monday night game). Many
refs have part-time jobs for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. On Wednesday they receive a report card of their last game, which gives a grade and suggests improvements for the next game. By Friday they are ready to fly out to the next game’s location. The refs fly first-class and the league owners cover all their expenses. When all the refs are in town, they meet together and recount plays
Could you have done a better job than the replacement refs? Tell us on our Facebook or tweet and tag @ClocktowerASB. You could be published!
The dreaded replacement refs. Could you do better?
Warrior’s Basketball: Reaching for New Heights
The start to the Union Warriors basketball season is right around the corner, and I was lucky enough to catch up with head coach Ron Dodds and ask him a few questions. Joe Hofmann: How have Joe Hofmann tryouts been? Did anything stand out to you about this crew? Ron Dodds: Well, we are done with tryouts now. The team has been named and we are ready to roll. We had some tall freshman make the team. We also have some hungry returning players who were chomping at the bit, ready to get the season started. JH: How do you feel about this the season? RD: I never try to judge a season; I just take it one practice and game at a time and remember to make it fun. JH: How would you define Warriors basketball? RD: Warriors basketball, to me, is creating young men that can win the game, but also fight and win after college is over. JH: How does this team compare to previous teams you’ve coached? RD: This team is a fun team. They’re senior heavy, so I’m excited to send the senior
from the last week. Sunday morning is what they all have been waiting for—game time! From there the whole process begins again. And how much do they get paid? Rookie refs earn an average of $75,000 a year and senior refs make upwards of $200,000. The pay doesn’t include any play-off games they may work, so their salary only accounts for sixteen weeks a year. #livingthedream
players out on a good note. I’m excited for the freshman to learn and gain experience from the seniors. JH: What do you look forward to most each basketball season? RD: Getting to know the guys, seeing them grow and mature in the game and in life. This year I have a new assistant coach who will help out a lot. He used to play for Union and he brings new perspective as a player and a coach. JH: Which games do you think will be the toughest? RD: Central Christian—they are always a hard team, and they give out athletic scholarships, so they’re usually good. JH: Anything you’d like the students to know? RD: The games should be exciting, energetic, fast-paced and played with a lot of heart. Give a shout-out to your favorite Warrior! Post it to our Facebook or tweet and tag @ClocktowerASB. You could be published! Hayley Essex, left, and Lindy Elloway, right, are a part of this year’s awesome Warriors volleyball team.
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Warriors Volleyball Schedule 10-6 Home 8:00 pm York College 10-9 Home 7:00 pm Grace University 10-11 Home 7:00 pm NE Wesleyan University JV 10-16 Away 7:00 pm Manhattan Christian College
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EVERYTHING ELSE
The CT Staff
ASB movie night! @ellecorn, Elena Cornwell.
What happened to the boy that drank eight cokes? Answer: He burped 7-up.
Panera Soup to go, Coming October 12, 2012 Store Hours
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UPDATE Hey Union! My name is Stephanie Wilson and I am the academic coordinator for ASB. You may be wondering “What is an academic coordinator?” Well, I Stephanie will tell you! Wilson I am the person on ASB that you can come to if you are having a problem with a class. If you have an awesome idea that has to do with academics that we may be able to implement here at Union, come to me. I am here to be your academic liaison between you and your professors. So use me as a great resource. I’m here to help! As academic coordinator I have a specific time set aside for you guys to ask questions. Dr. Malcolm Russell, who is the academic dean, and I, have lunch every Tuesday at 12 pm so you guys can come talk to us about whatever you want regarding academics. I hope all of you can talk to us about academics and give us your feedback on how your classes are progressing! Remember to stay strong with your academics and keep going! The semester is almost over (not really, but positive thinking, right?), and come to the awesome ASB events!
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