Log of Shame

APRIL BLANKINSHIP AND TONI GARCIA

Contributed

October 6, 2021

A traffic accident occurred at 7:11 p.m. when to cars bumped into one another unexpectedly. Anyone else find the the irony in how UN-lucky this was at 7:11?

October 7, 2021

A woman called to report that somebody had used her credit card without her knowledge or consent. With an order of 10 pizza’s, 6 liters of sodas and hot wings the least they could have done would have been to invite her to the party!

October 8, 2021

A young buck got arrested and detained in the drunk tank on his 21st birthday for being drunk in public! That must have been a heck of a party, a heck of a headache and a heck of a ticket!

October 9, 2021

A man reported that when he set his backpack down to use the bathroom someone stole it! What world do we live in that a man can’t take a moment without having watch his back…pack that is. See what I did there?

October 10, 2021

For the love of all that is good and holy, I am so tired of hearing about catalytic converters being stolen. Is this the point where we form an angry mob to hunt down these scum of the earth thieves and hang them in the town square? Asking for a friend.

October 11, 2021

A man was arrested in a domestic disturbance when his wife came home to find her husband hadn’t gone to work all day! Him and two of his besties took the day off to game and lounge on her couch while she busted her rump and it appears she took a few of those controllers and attempted to shove them where the sun don’t shine. Subsequently, the fight was on like Donkey Kong!

October 12, 2021

Some girl with two warrants got arrested when she caused quite a scene at the corner of Herndon and Fowler Avenue. High as a kite she made a spectacle of herself dancing on the corner so police were called to check her welfare? No. She’s not okay. She thinks she’s a fairy and can’t seem to stay off the dope long enough to get to court. Princess Angel Dust is definitely in need of some help.

October 13, 2021

A pizzeria off Shaw Ave reported their windows smashed in overnight. The store reported that a gaming machine had also been smashed and stuffed animals were taken from it. The vandals were very upset their stuffed crust pizza was not so stuffed, so they decided to take vengeance in the form of stuffed animals! Eye for an eye, I guess.

October 14, 2021

Two females entered a local pharmacy and walked out with pockets full of make-up. Their get away car was a very expensive car which makes you wonder, why are they stealing when they can afford a car like that? These ladies need more than make-up to cover up their “ugly” trait of theft!

October 15, 2021

A gentleman noticed a broken window on his garage. When he went to investigate, he found a passed-out man on his garage floor. When the gentleman attempted to wake up the man, he noticed the man smelled like alcohol. The man woke up and realized he was not where he was supposed to be and took off running. Hopefully, he found his way home and not to another bottle of booze.

October 16, 2021

Off Shaw Ave, a vehicle owner reported that their car had been vandalized. The spoiler on their car had been removed and pry marks were left on the trunk! Unfortunately, the thieves got away with the spoiler free and clear. If you see anyone with a mismatched spoiler on their vehicle, I am positive it is them! These thieves sure know how to SPOIL someone’s day!

October 17, 2021

A liquor store on Ashlan reported two males entered the store acting suspiciously. The two perused the store looking for a choice as the clerk was sweeping up near the door. Suddenly, one of the males, who was coincidentally wearing an NFL football jersey, rushed the clerk like a linebacker. He knocked the man to the floor while the other grabbed multiple bottles of alcohol and both fled the scene. They might have scored this time but next time it might be a stay in jail instead.

October 18, 2021

A man was caught trespassing after he was lurking around a vehicle in a driveway. Luckily, the owner caught the suspicious activity and called authorities, who showed up just in time to arrest the thief red handed with extensive number of tools. Unfortunately for the thief, he was not the sharpest tool in the toolbox and got caught.

October 19, 2021

At a residence over on Keats, a homeowner reported a theft. The thief was caught on camera stealing $16 in cash and a few stamps. The thief really needed to mail a package but just could not make it to the post office to get stamps because they were out of gas money! Now, the only thing that is being sent anywhere, is their butt to jail!