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Welcome 2wo rednecks in uk



Welcome 2wo rednecks in uk

Welcome to UK. Pedestrians look right, keep calm, don’t smoke and feed the birds. Cardiff | Edinburgh | Falkirk | Southhampton | Tenby

codrin & sonia photography


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Camping, cooking and overnight sleeping is prohibited.



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Caution. This sign has sharp edges. Do not touch the edges of this sign.



If you can’t see my mirrors I can’t see you.



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Please mind your head when leaving seat.



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Beware. You must not take items like these on the aircraft.



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Warning. Anti climb paint.



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No busking please during school hours.



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Caution. Out of order.



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No tipping or dumping.



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Do you know which way to go? Learn your escape routes.



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Keep it light.



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No golfing.



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Not valid with any other offer.



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Buses run all day, seven days a week.



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Groups are welcomed with open arms and a twinkle in our eye.



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Keep apart 2 chevrons.



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Take home more than memories.



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Permit to work must be obtained.



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Well-behaved dogs are always welcome.



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Quiet lane.



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Think! Kill your speed now!



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We recommend you wear sturdy footwear with good grips for walking in the park.



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Last entry 45 minutes before closing.



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Off road cycling damages plant life and archaeology.



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No cycling on the pavement.



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Suitable for all ages.



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Danger. Men at work.



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Switch off when not in use.



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No Theatricals.



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Under 5s and dogs go free. No bikes.



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This CCTV system is operated for purposes of security, safety and potential prosecution.



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Sharp plant. Please do not eat.



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Please ring for attention.



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Just ask. Anything is possible.



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No eating, drinking or smoking in this area.



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Please beware of uneven and slippery surfaces.



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Comments and suggestions.



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Vehicles and contents are left at owners risk.



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No parking on roads.



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Cyclists dismount and use footway.



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Commit no nuisance.



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Constantly in use. Keep clear.



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Mind the gap.



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Follow the red tourist signs.



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This door to be kept shut when not in use.



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Admission free. Donations welcome.



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Free recovery. Await rescue.



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Ring for details.



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No ball games.



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Pay and display zone.



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No drinks beyond this point.



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Unfit for human consumption.



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Open when tides allowed.



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Complimentary copy. Please take one.



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Push button. Wait for signal opposite.



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Please ask the driver for details.



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Automatic machinery may start without warning.



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Follow the brown signs.



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Change ahead.



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Keep these premises tidy.



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This water is metered. Do not waste water.



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Construction work in progress.



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Flyposters will be prosecuted.



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Access to roof prohibited.



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For children, adults and photographers.



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This is a neighbourhood watch area.



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Now wash your hands.



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Step into our history.



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Do not fill water bottles from this cooler. Use cups provided.



Free cash withdrawals.



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Hello, I am your photographer today.



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Keep aisles and gangways clear.



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Hair protection must be worn.



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Non-swimmers prohibited in the deep area.



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Children must not play on this site.



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Report a hazard before report an accident.



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Above all, take your time and relax.



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Good bye. Farewell. Please switch off lights when leaving.



Codrin & Sonia Photography Cardiff | Edinburgh | Falkirk | Southhampton | Tenby | 2013



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