CONSIDER THE CACTUS

Ana Hein

If you touch a Cactus, you are not allowed to say OWW!

It’s your own fault for touching it. It clearly does not want to be touched, tapped, thwacked, spanked, grabbed, hugged, groped, smacked, felt, caressed, poked, or any assortment thereof. It has spikes for a reason, you know; don’t be stupid enough to touch it. And if you are stupid enough to do just that, you don’t get to feel sorry for yourself afterwards or cry out in pain that you might have been spared, or complain that the Cactus was Just a damn tease. Consider, for just a second, how that Cactus must feel.