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Thursday Film: Found Footage Film Festival

What: “Compilations of VHS since 2004”

10 College Style:

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07 Editor’s Note 08 Civil Society College Student Guide 14 bands to watch 18 Sports to play 20 places to worship 22 Bikes to ride 23 books to read 26 film to watch 28 WALLS to climb 30 Blotter 31 Straight Dope 32 News of the Weird

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--short clips from videos found at garage sales and thrift stores, warehouses and dumpsters across the country, making its first appearance in Savannah. Sponsored by Psychotronic Film Society. Screens at 7pm and 9pm. When: Thu. Sept. 13 Where: Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Cost: $10 Info: musesavannah.org/

Lecture: Sheila Ray Charles

What: Ray Charles’s daughter to speak at Recovery Month Celebration, sharing stories of her life challenges and her relationship with her father. When: Thu. Sept. 13, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Where: Coastal GA Center, 305 Fahm St. Cost: Free for lecture. $10 for lunch.

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What: Creative Coast Alliance hosts a one-hour introductory talk for managers, volunteers and organizers with little working knowledge of institutional fundraising for non-profits, presented by Dare Dukes, professional grant writer. When: Thu. Sept. 13, 6 p.m.-7 p.m. Where: Creative Coast, 15 West York St Cost: call for information Info: 912-447-8457 What: Socialize with friends and colleagues while raising awareness of statewide water issues. Hosted by The Georgia Conservancy. Complimentary beer, light hors d’oeuvres and music from Benton Hill. When: Thu. Sept. 13, 6:30 p.m.-9 p.m. Where: Churchill’s Pub & Restaurant, 13 W. Bay Street, Cost: $10/Ga. Cons. memb., $12/nonmemb. ($15/door) Info: georgiaconservancy.org/calendar

Film: Joe Papp in Five Acts

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When: Sat., Sept. 15, 8 p.m.

What: The story of New York’s street-wise champion of the arts who introduced interracial casting to the American stage and created free Shakespeare in the Park, Hair, and A Chorus Line. Part of Southern Circuit Film Series. Tickets include Q&A and reception with filmmaker. When: Thu. Sept. 13, 7 p.m. Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. Cost: $8 Info: 912-525-5050 .

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Lecture: Cartel: The Coming Invasion of Mexico’s Drug Wars

What: Savannah Council on World Affairs presents border security expert Sylvia Longmire on Mexican drug cartels. When: Thu. Sept. 13, 8 p.m. Where: Coastal GA Center, 305 Fahm St. Cost: $10. Free/members

Dan Winters Lecture/Opening

What: Iconic photographer of Barack

Obama, Al Gore, Willie Nelson, Kate Winslet, Sandra Bullock and more presents a lecture for the Members’ Opening When: Sept. 13 at 6 pm. Where: Jepson Center, Telfair Square Cost: Free members, $12 non-members

sored by Psychotronic Film Society. When: Fri. Sept. 14, Sat. Sept. 15 Where: Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Cost: $9/film. $22/day pass. $55 for all. Info: www.musesavannah.org/

Saturday Music: The CenturyMen in Concert

What: Men’s chorus of professional musicians who are directors of music in Baptist churches across America. Two shows: 4pm and 6:30pm. Part of the “Arts on Skidaway Concert Series.” Background: The CenturyMen, When: Sat. Sept. 15 Where: Skidaway Island Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway Cost: Free and open to the public.

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What: Multiple kayaking events from serious competitor to “fun paddler” for kayakers and stand-up paddlers, to benefit the Tybee Island Marine Science Center. A Savannah Ocean Exchange event. When: Sat. Sept. 15

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Looking ahead Significant events just down the road @ Film screening: Joe Papp in Five Acts. Sept. 13. Lucas Theatre. @ Elton John. Sept. 15. Martin Luther King Arena. @ Ruben Studdard. Sept. 15. Tybee Island North Beach. @ Film screening: Citizen Kane. Sept. 15. Trustees Theater. @ Film screening: Gone With the Wind. Sept. 21. Lucas Theatre. @ Unchained Tour w/Neil Gaiman. Sept. 22. Knights of Columbus. @ Savannah Jazz Festival. Sept. 23–30. @ Film screening: Vertigo. Sept. 28. Lucas Theatre. @ Film screening: Notorious. Sept. 29. Lucas Theatre (followed by a mystery Hitchcock screening). @ Ron White. Sept. 30. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ New Edition. Sept. 30. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Suddenly Last Summer. The Collective Face. Oct. 5–20. @ Tybee Island Pirate Fest. Oct. 5 and 6. Vince Neil concert Oct. 6. @ Film screening: Rebel Without a Cause. Trustees Theater. @ Anthony Hamilton. Oct. 7. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Picnic in the Park. Oct. 7. Forsyth Park. @ Savannah Greek Festival. Oct. 11–13. @ Savannah Philharmonic Chamber Concert. Oct. 11. Telfair Academy. @ Savannah Folk Music Festival. Oct. 12–14. @ Bonnie Raitt. Oct. 13. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Louis C.K. Oct. 17. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Ingrid Michaelson. Oct. 18. Trustees Theatre. @ SCAD: The Last Days of Judas Iscariot. Oct. 18–21. Mondanaro Theatre. @ Savannah Philharmonic. Oct. 19. Lucas Theatre. @ The Rocky Horror Show. Bay Street Theatre. Oct. 19–31. @ Great Ogeechee Seafood Festival. Oct. 19–22. Richmond Hill. @ Film screening: Clue. Oct. 20. Lucas Theatre. @ Graveface Fest. Oct. 27. Southern Pine Co. @ Savannah Film Festival. Oct. 27–Nov. 3. @ Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon. Nov. 3. @ Madea Gets a Job. Nov. 4. Savannah Civic Center. @ Geekend. Nov. 8–10. @ Needtobreathe. Nov. 8. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Asbury Memorial Theatre: God’s Favorite. Nov. 9–18. @ Film screening: The Shining. Nov. 10. Trustees Theater. @ Children’s Book Festival. Nov. 10. Forsyth Park. @ Opera: Carmina Burana. Nov. 17. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ The Collective Face: Salome. Nov. 30–Dec. 9.

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Film: Citizen Kane

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What: The classic, description-defying,iconic film starring Orson Welles. Presented by SCAD Cinema Circle. When: Sat. Sept. 15, 7 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St., Cost: call for pricing Info: 912-525-5050. savannahboxoffice.com/

Forsyth Farmers’ Market

What: Locally grown and produced fruits, veggies, baked goods and more. When: Sat. Sept. 15, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Where: Forsyth Park

Found Footage Film Fest is at Muse Thursday

SavOceanX: “Let it Shine” Found Art Exhibition

What: Area artists including 1200 school children with “Loop It Up Savannah” created original twoand three-dimensional art from salvaged, unearthed and repurposed materials for this juried competition. Benefits Cockspur Island Lighthouse. Presented by Friends of Cockspur Island Lighthouse and Savannah Ocean Exchange. When: Sat. Sept. 15, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Where: Fort Pulaski National Monument, Hwy. 80 Cost: Free and open to the public.

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What: The “American Idol” winner (from Season

Two) in a concert sponsored by the Savannah Ocean Exchange. Trevor Hall opens When: Saturday, Sept. 15 at 6 p.m. Where: NorthBeach, TybeeIsland Cost: Free Info: oceanexchange.org

Fiesta Latina!

What: Seventh annual celebration of Latin, Hispanic, Central & South American culture, food, tradition, music, dance and crafts. Information on local resources by and for the Latino community. When: Sat. Sept. 15, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Where: Rousakis Plaza , Historic River Street, Cost: Free and open to the public

Beats, Boards, and BBQ

What: Music by Baby Baby, with Savannah Party Starter DJs: Grisly Addams, ITSBANK5, Serch and Escape, and Skrubz. A day of music, skateboarding, and food for the whole family. When: Sat. Sept. 15, 1 p.m.-10 p.m. Where: Woody’s Skate Park, 218 Windsor Rd. Cost: $5 Info: 912-358-0593

Dinner Theatre: “Murder Ahoy!”

What: A pirate-themed whodunit set in Olde Savannah. Solve the mystery and win a prize, or just watch. When: Sat. Sept. 15, 7 p.m. Where: Double Tree by Hilton, 411 W. Bay St. Cost: $44.95-$32.95 Info: 247-4644, savannahcommunitytheater.com/

Dolphins & Desserts featuring Bill Savidge What: Lecture and desserts sponsored by The

Dolphin Project. Savidge discusses the importance of the marshes to the ecosystem. When: Sat. Sept. 15, 7 p.m. Where: First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. Cost: $5 Info: www.thedolphinproject.org/

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SavOceanX: International Coast Clean Up

What: Tybee Island beach clean-up at the North Beach. When: Sun. Sept. 16, 7:30 a.m. Where: Meet at North Beach Grill, 33 Meddin Dr, Tybee Cost: Free and open to public. Info: georgiaconservancy.org/calendar

Responsible Dog Ownership Day

What: Savannah Kennel Club presents celebration on how to be a pal to your pooch. Pet show, raffle, microchip and vaccine clinics, vets and vendors, pets for adoption. When: Sun. Sept. 16, 1 p.m.-4 p.m. Where: Daffin Park, Victory Drive, Cost: Free and open to the public and their dogs. Info: www.savannahkennelclub.org/

Monday MADMonday: CD Release Party for Jeremy Davis and the Fabulous Equinox Orchestra

What: Party and video shoot features a performance by the full Equinox 17 piece big band and singers. Every third Monday is MADMonday, with martini’s light dinner music and a show. Doors open @ 6pm. Show @ 7:45pm. When: Mon. Sept. 17 Where: Club at Savannah Harbor, 2 Resort Drive Cost: $35 Info: 912-547-3196. www.EquinoxOrchestra.com/

Artist/Author Lecture: James Gurney

What: World-renowned illustrator, painter, concept artist, writer and storyteller, best known for his illustrated book series Dinotopia,giving a lecture, drawing demonstration and book signing. When: Mon. Sept. 17, 5 p.m. Where: SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: scad.edu/

Tuesday Science in the Park--Community Forum

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For a town that’s not generally considered a college town, Savannah sure is... well, a college town. While Savannah’s certainly better known to the world at large for our squares, our history, and for better or worse by celebs like Paula Deen, life here wouldn’t be the same without the students, faculty, and contributions of SCAD, Armstrong Atlantic State University, Savannah State University, Savannah Tech, and the other institutions of higher learning with a presence here. Each year we pay tribute to them and welcome new students to Savannah with our special College Student Guide. You’ll notice we don’t call it a “College Guide.” You already know which school you’re going to — you don’t need a guide to the colleges! Instead, we envision this issue as an introduction to the lifestyle of a Savannah college student, with an emphasis on recreation, extracurriculars, and the quirks and foibles that make this such a special place to spend four (or six, or eight) years as you pursue your education. First, a note about us and what we do: We publish Connect Savannah every week seeking to provide a single, one-stop source in print and online for complete arts and entertainment information, with a healthy dose of reporting on local issues. (We aren’t and have never been affiliated

at all with the local daily newspaper, the Savannah Morning News, though you might run into people who think we are.) While technically speaking Connect Savannah is what’s known in the biz as an “alternative newsweekly” — like Atlanta’s Creative Loafing or San Francisco’s Bay Guardian and the like — we take it as a great compliment that many people around town consider us their community newspaper. And that’s what we do – stay all local all the time, and seek to reflect and improve the community we serve. In this week’s issue we have contributions from our awesome staff editors, Arts & Entertainment Editor Bill DeYoung and Community Editor Jessica Leigh Lebos. Bill’s contribution to the College Student Guide is an extensive and entertaining look at some bands to watch, for those of you new to the steadily evolving Savannah music scene. We’re supplementing the piece online with a downloadable playlist of tracks from those bands, curated by Bill and our social media intern (and AASU student) Sinjin Hilaski. We’ll be promoting that through social media all this week. Find us on Facebook and Twitter (@ConnectSavannah).

Jessica contributes a look at Armstrong’s Common Read, a unique SCAD student film, and in her weekly “(Civil) Society Column,” a personal take on the college experience. We also have some great freelance pieces this week. Augusta Statz, current SCAD student and former editor with SCAD’s student–run newspaper The District, gives a rundown on some lesser–known sports you can pursue outside the usual college structure. Our own Listings Editor Robin Wright Gunn contributes a piece on local off–the– beaten–path worship opportunities geared to a college–age audience. We’re especially excited this week to debut in our pages the photos of local style blogger Cedric Smith, who takes a loving look at student street fashion. He blogs at You’re Welcome Savannah (yourewelcomesavannah.com) and you can follow his pics on Instagram at yourewelcomesav. Our faithful “News Cycle” columnist John Bennett contributes a special piece this week on bicycle-oriented decisions that college students need to make. And of course there are all the usual weekly features, such as Soundboard, Bill’s music column, Tim Rutherford’s Savannah Foodie column, Matt Brunson’s film reviews, The Blotter, The Straight Dope, and News of the Weird. cs

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Editor, George Bernard Shaw got it right. “If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.” People started panicking; economists told us not to worry. Then the banks failed. Unemployment rose. The policies of one president and his inability

to understand the scope of the issues led to a slow reaction to the crisis. A new president stimulated the economy by building infrastructure and shoring up the banks. Unemployment decreased. GDP increased. Things stabilized and were headed (slowly) in the right direction. Sound familiar? No, it’s not 2012. This is what happened

from 1929 to 1937. Then, suddenly unemployment shot up and GDP went negative. The economy went into a tailspin. What happened? The government stopped public works deficit spending. The Fed tightened the money supply to stop inflation. Taxes on workers increased (from new Social Security taxes). How do we manage this mess? The Fed has (mostly) increased

the money supply. The Bush tax cuts for workers must continue. The wealthy should pay their fair share. We need to create jobs by repairing our roads and bridges. Trickle–down Reaganomics didn’t work before and won’t work now. The choice is clear. Andrew Willis St. Simons Island

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I remember college. I had plenty of issues. Longest five years of my life. My higher education adventure took place at a massive Southwestern state university, famous for its basketball program and astrophysics research. As I am not very tall nor do I enjoy anything smelling of calculus, I had some trouble finding myself amongst my school’s 40,000 students and 300 majors. My freshman year I switched from Philosophy to Psychology and back again after realizing that some of the lab experiments might involve touching mice. I spent the next semester on the long green lawn in front of the student union arguing the principles of Kant and Nietzsche with the hackysack–kicking hippies. Fed up with my own pretentious nonsense, I joined a sorority and concentrated on anthropology. Two months later I ditched that for Baudelaire and French literature, skipping my final to follow the Grateful Dead. From there I dabbled in environmental biology (calculus AND mice), linguistics (I got scared when the Army tried to recruit me) and geology (turns out, rocks make boring lab partners.) Finally, I discovered a major that accommodated my passing interest in just about everything. The Creative Writing department took me in, patted me on the head and let me write my way into a Bachelors’ degree. It doesn’t seem all that long ago. Then again, my senior thesis was printed on that stupid perforated dot matrix paper that never tore quite right so it looked like a Ritalin– addled ferret tried to make a nest with it by the time I handed it in. So, yeah, maybe it’s been a minute. Though I haven’t lived in a dorm or drank anything out of a keg or had any big papers due lately (well, the dorm part applies, anyway), there are some truisms about college life that remain timeless:

Attend class like it’s your job. Just because you’re not going to get detention for skipping your 8am doesn’t mean there aren’t consequences, like missing out on the notes for the midterm or the professor’s kickass story about the time he ate a yak in the Himalayas. It’s hard to learn anything if you don’t actually show up, no matter how good your roommate’s notes are. Even if you just sit there drooling, little wisps of knowledge will enter your brain by osmosis. (I learned that in biology.)

Unless you have been visited by angels telling you that your life’s calling is to cure cancer or knit the world’s largest yarn bomb, your future is a mystery. You’re here to tackle big thoughts and learn new skills and not waste too much time and money. Party like your grandma’s watching. You may have already noticed that Savannah is a drinkin’ town. But not for you. Temperance is your key to academic success as well as staying out of the way of the local po–po, who are just itching to diversify the downtown drunk tank’s population of friendly prostitutes and passed-out tourists with your collegiate ass. Even if you are over 21, spending your evenings over $2 PBRs won’t help your GPA or your liver. On the subject of illegal drugs, no matter what the hackysack hippies tell you, acid does not make you smarter. Get savvy about your money. Most of us pay for college through a combination of the generosity of our families, interest–bearing student loans, financial aid and tedious part–time jobs, yet it’s still never quite

enough to cover it all. You may be tempted to accept an offer from one of those pretty shiny credit cards for academic necessities such as velvet wallpaper for your dorm room or The Collected Works of Charles Bukowski, but don’t do it. Unless you know deep down in your bones that you are responsible enough to pay it off every single month. In which case you should probably be writing a college advice column. Take care of your body. Your mother isn’t here, so it’s up to you to eat your vegetables and get enough sleep. Sustaining oneself on microwave ramen and bags of jet–puffed marshmallows can lead to a sudden expanse of midsection, so though you may believe you’re allergic to exercise, make an attempt. Savannah State English professor Dr. Chad Faries has issued a challenge to the faculty of all our local universities to pair up with a student and run the Rock N’ Roll Marathon in November (SSU student Jadon Forbes may or may not know that he’ll be chasing Dr. Faries along those 26 miles.) I’m not saying you need to go that far. Just take the stairs and eat an apple once in a while. You do not need to choose what you’re going to do for the rest of your life this very minute. Pursue what interests you and life will take care of itself. Trust me, most of us are still wondering what we want to be when we grow up. Unless you have been visited by angels telling you that your life’s calling is to cure cancer or knit the world’s largest yarn bomb, your future is a mystery. You’re here to tackle big thoughts and learn new skills and not waste too much time and money. Sure, you’ll eventually have to declare a major in something, but the unfortunate odds are you won’t find a job in that field anyway. Then again, weirder things have happened, such as a finding a newspaper job with health insurance. Though if I had to do it all over again, I might suck up the calculus and go for the astrophysics degree. cs

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People keep asking “What is the Savannah sound?” That’s like asking a zebra why half his stripes are black and the other half white. There’s no good answer. Savannah’s music scene, which is the currently the healthiest and most productive it’s been in years, has no definitive sound. College towns are melting pots, and in this one, everybody stirs. The fertile scent of magnolia–bloom collaboration is intoxicating. There’s always something cool in the air around here. Of course, we’re visited by what seems like every touring indie band in the southeastern United States — hey, what’s not to like about gigging in Savannah? — but the homegrown stuff is as potent and fulfilling as anything from Atlanta, Raleigh, Asheville or Nashville. Here’s a quick guide to musical entities you’ll be seeing around a lot — check ‘em out. You’ll be glad you did.

Blackrune

Gizmo king P.M. Goerner, after spending the better part of two years kicking up psychedelic electronica pixie dust under the name Magic Places, has just embarked on a new musical journey — so recently, in fact, that we’re unable to describe it. So here’s Boss Blackrune himself: “I knew it was time to sort of arrive at something new and not have to worry about the burden of old material. It’s probably just vain, but the whole cleansing the past ritual became important, gave me a better chance to focus. Blackrune is atmospheric and often electronic in nature, but is focused on the guitar as a unifying and central element. Blackrune can be described as a nexus of eerie guitar music and dark shoegaze soundtracks, weaving together the moods of occult mystery, ancient history, science fiction, and modern fantasy to create a uniquely ethereal heavy sound. It evokes a unique mystical imagery and playful, sinister mood with which many genres and styles might be explored, but which most often result in visages of ambient, noise, shoegaze, space rock, and psychedelia.” Next performance: Monday, Sept. 17 at the Sparetime. With Soft Spot.

A Nickel Bag of Funk

Vocalist Leslie Adele’s soulful and silky powerhouse has been voted Savannah’s Best R&B/Funk Band for four consecutive years in the Connect reader’s poll. “When I was coming up I was embarrassed about my voice,” she told us. “I don’t have a typical female voice — it’s not light or wispy, it’s strong, deep and very powerful. I always thought it made me strange that I had this booming singing voice. I’m a true tenor. And in some spots I can very cleanly sing baritone. As I got older, I started listening to Chaka Khan, Mahalia Jackson, Etta James, Gladys Knight, Toni Braxton — all these women that had strong, booming voices. They weren’t wispy like Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey.” Next performance: Saturday, Sept. 22, Overtime Sports Bar and Grill

Cusses

Equal parts punk, rock fusion and crafty pop, Cusses combines three strong musical personalities — guitarist Bryan Harder, drummer Brian Lackey and singer/frontwoman/volleyball–game cheerleader Angel Bond — to give Savannah one of its most unique and fascinating units. The band’s eponymous debut album, which has been out for a couple of months, gets a national distributor in October. Deservedly so. Next performance: Friday, Sept. 15 at the Jinx. With Triathalon

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Word of Mouth

Betcha don’t know too many bands with a theremin as one of the lead instruments. The eight–member Word of Mouth deftly blends electronica, jazz, space rock ‘n’ roll and hip hop, and the theremin (a sort of woozy, electronic tone machine that WOM member Melissa Hagerty plays by waving her hands in the air) sends the music into the outer limits. It’s a proud collective of artists who also work in various side projects (ie Electric Grandma) but come together often in joyous, anything–can–happen (and usually does) musical unity. Next performance: Monday, Sept. 17 at Live Wire Music Hall

Basik Lee

You’ll be seeing this guy around, believe us. Basik (aka Steven Baumgarter) is the current “Best DJ” winner in the Connect readers poll — he steadfastly refuses to “play to styles,” choosing instead to pick his tunes from his own idiosyncratic taste files. He hosts Tuesdays’ hip hop nights at the Jinx, gives breakdancing lessons, is a founding member of the poetically super–conscious rap collective Dope Sandwich, and (as if that weren’t enough) he is an acoustic guitar–playing singer and songwriter. “I really like them all for the same reasons,” Basik says. “They’re all pretty much getting out the feeling I feel inside. It’s just me being able to express that in one way or another.” Even the breakdancing? “Dance is just a language, a language in movement,” he says. “If I want to speak the language clearly, I have to practice it.” Next performance: Tuesday, Sept. 18 at the Jinx

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The Accomplices

With noted singer/songwriter Matt Eckstine out front, the Accomplices play acoustic–based folk rock, tinged with country and even bluegrass. Heavy on the harmonies. Upright bass, Dobro, mandolin, fiddle, drums and percussion round out the sound, entirely unique for this neck of the piney woods. The Canned Beans album is an eclectic grab–bag of Dylanesque talking blues, Eagles–like rockers and odes to early Neil Young. Plus there’s a Fleet Foxes–style homage to mountain–range psychedelia — it’s called “The Hagg” — that’s so compelling it’s almost scary. Next performance: Saturday, Sept. 15 at Huc–a–Poos

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For 20 years, Culberson has been the guitarist to beat in Savannah. His blues–infused riffage, with hints of Hendrix and more than a whiff of Paul Kossoff and Stevie Ray, never ceases to amaze. Most recently, he explored rockier sounds, with veins of R&B and punk running throughout, with a locally–recorded album called In the Outside. Next performance: TBA

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Jon Lee & the Canebrakes

All you need to know is that Jonathan Murphy is a monster guitarist. The ‘Brakes is just one of his bands, but they’re all saturated with his riffy fat electric blues/rock playing, as much Robin Trower and Johnny Winter, and twice as fresh. “We’re blues rock. but nowadays are leaning to the rock end of things — Govt. Mule, Soundgarden,” he says. “Burning Mansions are becoming more and more a psych/grunge power trio. It’s kind of hard to describe, because most of our material is still song based but we try to incorporate prog rock and grunge. Bands like Mars Volta, King Crimson, and Yes are all influences, but so are Petty and James Brown. The Timewalkers is tight–knit ‘50s through ‘70s pop, rock and soul, sort of like Motown meets the Beatles and John Fogerty. Jon Lee’s Apparitions are a mixture of the material covered in the Brakes sets and Mansions (done acoustically, for now).” Next performance: Saturday, Sept. 22 at Jazz’d Tapas Bar

Whaleboat

With new drummer Donald Moats (of Habitat Noise) on board, this is one boat that refuses to leak, and keeps navigating more exciting waters as the months go by. Singer/ songwriter Brent Collins and bassist Jeremiah Stuard, the band’s founders, have created a hypnotizing amalgam of dreamy shoegaze rock and power–punk rhythms. “I didn’t want it to be with the vocals totally in the background,” Collins explains, “because shoegaze music is not about the vocals. It’s more about the atmosphere. The vocals are in the center, a little bit back in the mix. It’s more about the sound.” Next performance: Saturday, Sept. 15 at Screamin’ Mimis

Black Tusk

The world knows what Andrew, Athon and James lay down as “swamp metal.” Indeed, Black Tusk is an internationally–known band, signed to Relapse Records, but the guys make their homes here in Savannah. Black Tusk is hard, dark and uncompromising. But that “swamp metal” tag? Doesn’t really mean anything. “It’s easier for someone to put a tag on it, put you on the shelf,” guitarist Andrew Fidler told us in 2011. “We’re not really that. That’s not really what we’re trying to do. We’re trying to make something that’s broad, across the spectrum — maybe it’s metal, maybe it’s punk rock, maybe it’s rock ‘n’ roll. It’s all that just mashed into our sound.” Set the Dial, Black Tusk’s fifth full–length album, did so well that the band has been on the road, virtually without stop, since it came out last October. The Tuskers have a split 7–inch out soon (with Dead Yet?) and will return to their beloved Jinx next week to share the bill. When they’re home, all three of these hardworking musicians hit the clubs frequently to jam with their Savannah buds. Next performance: Saturday, Sept. 22 at the Jinx. With Dead Yet?

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There’s a whole world of sports in Savannah that you won’t necessarily hear about through your school. They open a door to meeting new people, whether they’ve lived here all their lives or moved here just like this year’s incoming college crowd.

Women’s Sports Savannah Derby Devils

Savannah’s own roller derby team was started in 2006 and has gained a wide following since then with around 1,500 spectators attending each bout, according to a founding member of the team, Dana Bynum. On the team itself, there’s an even distribution of ages ranging from 19 to early 50s. While the team isn’t heavy on college students, anyone 18 and up is allowed to participate. Not only are these women diverse in age, many other things set them apart. But, a love of the sport brings them together. “We’ve got a physician, nurses, stay at home moms, professionals, female mechanics [that are team members]... There are some people who are covered head to toe in tattoos and some people who are pretty conservative, church–going moms. I really can’t label or pigeon–hole a roller girl at all,” says Bynum. Without this sport, it’s hard for her to see how all of these women would have been brought together. “I’m hanging out with people that probably in any other area of my life I

would have been disconnected with.” A typical bout at the Civic Center is where these roller women can display their talent and is meant to be a fun evening that can be enjoyed by anyone, even if you don’t know a thing about roller derby. The next bout is Sept. 29. For more info visit www. savannahderby.com/.

Savannah Sabers

The Savannah Sabers is a women’s football team that is relatively new, with only two seasons under their belt. It started out as a small team with just a few ladies that wanted to play and has grown into a nonprofit organization from there. “Another thing that we’re trying to do is just go out and help young girls be more assertive and have more confidence in doing things that they just normally can’t do,” says head coach Paul Snider. Snider cares about developing women’s confidence because he’s got three daughters of his own. His twin daughters wanted to play football, but were told that they couldn’t. He quickly realized, “they just weren’t going to get their fair shake.”

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The team already has a few college–aged women that play, but is always looking for more young women that are interested in playing. “We’ve grown from just trying to grab anybody to fill a team to going more athletic. We’re looking for high school and college–aged young ladies to fill that role,” Snider says. To be a part of the team or find out ways to support these women visit savannahsabers.com/.

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Savannah Adult Recreation Club

The Savannah Adult Recreation Club offers kickball, flag football, volleyball and is looking to start an ultimate frisbee team. These sports are ones that aren’t offered in colleges and are lifetime sports that can really be played at any age. The majority of athletes are in their 20s, but the only rule to play is that you must be 18.

The teams are pretty laid back and practice for games at their own convenience. All of the games are played in Savannah, which only makes it easier for college students to participate. The price doesn’t hurt either –– about $30–$40 a person. It’s easy to start up your own team if you already have the number of people to make a full team, or you can sign up as an individual and get placed on a team. “It’s definitely a great way to meet people. One of these teams has been here since the beginning, and they’ve made so many friends that they started a second team and even a third team,” says Andrew Jones with the Savannah Adult Recreation Club. There are bars that act as sponsor bars all over Savannah that allow the teams to come there and drink after the games. “It tends to be very social as well as just about the sports,” says Jones. Visit savadultrec.com.

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Chatham Area Rowing Association (CARA)

CARA started in 2007 as a way to continue rowing in Savannah after SCAD’s team was cut. The founder, Scott Nohejl, was head coach for SCAD’s team and wanted to keep rowing in Savannah. You don’t have to be experienced to participate. The program is geared to take someone who knows nothing about rowing and get them out on the water in about 7 weeks, with practices only twice a week. If a group has more time to devote, the program can be accelerated. “It’s hard to fit schedules inside of schedules. One of the drawbacks of offering an adult team is that everybody else has a life, says Joey Morcock, one of CARA’s coaches. “It’s a delicate balance, and I think we’ve found a pretty good pitch with it right now.” This rowing association is available to high school students from any high school in the area and also to college students from any of the colleges in the area. It’s a melting pot for all students. Visit rowsavannah.com.

All Out Kiteboarding

If you’re into individual water sports vs. team water sports, kiteboarding may be your option. All Out Kiteboarding is on Tybee Island and is the island’s go-to place for kiteboarding lessons and gear. Business partners John Mapel and Mike Campanaro had a profound love for kiteboarding and decided to open the store in 2009. Apparently, Tybee Island has good conditions for kiteboarding. “It’s a really good spot, and at the time, no one else was really focusing on kiteboarding. We thought it would be a really good thing to do in the area,” says Mapel. You can take individual lessons or have a small group and learn to kiteboard with friends. Mapel says that they would also love to work with students in colleges that want to start a kiteboarding club. They are already working with Georgia Southern and FSU and would like to work with local colleges as well. The store also rents paddleboard gear and offers land–kiting lessons. Visit alloutkiteboarding.com. cs

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Laura Hyatt of the Late Church in front of the Lucas where they meet

by Robin Wright Gunn

For college students seeking a spiritual connection, Savannah’s cup runneth over with faith–based organizations and worship services geared towards students’ unique needs and lifestyles. Evening worship so you can sleep in on Sundays. Fellowship meals. Small Bible studies at lunchtime on campus. Gatherings on major Jewish holidays. Rides to worship services. More fellowship meals. Contemporary Christian music. Pastoral counseling. Parties. Volunteer opportunities. And, did we mention fellowship meals?

With three small, unique universities at three different points in the city, most faith groups find the bulk of their college groups come from a single campus rather than attracting students from all three schools. Life Changers Ministry at Overcoming by Faith Ministries (OFM) draws “ninety percent from Savannah State,” says Matthew Walker, lead staff for Life Changers. The ministry dates to 1978 when the church was located near Savannah State and its leader reached out to nearby students. These days, with the church on Middleground Road, Life Changers provides a bus schedule for pick up at all three colleges that brings students to the church for their 11 a.m. worship service, which is “geared more toward college age. After that service we provide meals just for the students and then transportation back.” About 60 students attend each week. Lifechangers 180 is a weekly Bible study on the Savannah State campus. “That provides another avenue for us to get to know the kids. We give them not only biblical but practical advice on how to handle situations that may arise in everyday life,” such as career choices, relationship issues, and concerns about alcohol and drug use. After years of offering a college ministry, eight years ago Savannah Christian Church launched a downtown campus called Late Church, to “target the 18–35 crowd ... and the downtown crowd” says David Allgire, pastor of Late Church. “When you connect with students with just the ministry, they often adopt that ministry as their church. Often they’re not compelled to get involved, instead they just show up and attend. With the church we are able to help them connect to a lot of the other things the church does” such as small groups, individual mentors, and volunteer opportunities. When Laura Hyatt started SCAD in fall of 2005 she “tried out a lot of different churches over the first couple of years. In 2007 a friend was telling me about Late Church, I’d heard about it over the years, then I tried it. I loved the vibe—there were people my age, a great band, a great message—direct and to the point.” She began volunteering in 2009 “but I went every Sunday for the first couple of years.” When it started, Late Church met at 7:00 p.m. in the Savannah Theater. “It’s a great alternative for students who didn’t want to wake up on Sunday mornings,” says Hyatt. In eight

years they’ve added a second service at the more typical church time of 11:00 a.m. and moved to the Lucas Theatre. Late Church draws a combined 500 to 800 attendees for both services, rising and falling in concert with SCAD’s quarterly schedule. The congregation has diversified as students like Hyatt have graduated and moved into their late 20s and 30s. Allgire estimates about 30 percent are students. In recent years, a children’s ministry has been added to accommodate young families. CREED is a campus ministry of the Catholic Diocese of Savannah, whose membership is fairly evenly divided between AASU and SCAD, with “a fewer number of students at Savannah State,” says Robert Goodson, the staff director for CREED. About 30 students meet each Friday night. “There are three or four aspects of our group that we’re trying to balance—praying together, opportunity for friendships, learning about what we believe as Catholics ... and also service.” Like the other groups, CREED uses their Facebook group and emails to get the word out to existing members and university–sponsored organizational fairs at SCAD and AASU. For new students, all say that attendance at SCAD and AASU-sponsored organization fairs are helpful but that their best recruitment comes from students inviting other students. Episcopal Campus Ministry at AASU and SCAD Hillel are among several official student organizations at the colleges that provide fellowship or discussion on campus. They work to connect students with established Savannah congregations, many of whom provide personal or financial support to the groups. Reverend Remington Slone is the Chaplain to the Episcopal Campus Ministry (aka “The EpiscoPirates”) at Armstrong. “I spend at least one meeting per week with the students. We always share a meal together. We do a set of prayers that Episcopalians call the Noonday Office. We read some of the Bible each time we’re together. I bring food each time.” Slone provides one– on–one counseling on an as–needed basis, and the group often gathers for fellowship off campus, “a movie night or to make cupcakes together.” Twice a month, the group attends worship services at one of the local Episcopal churches. This year they’ve frequented St. Paul’s Episcopal which has “an evening mass that’s geared

pretty well for young adults.” “From Armstrong’s perspective it is a recognized student organization. I am an outside visitor. They have a faculty advisor, and a student president, vice–president and treasurer. From the [Episcopal] Diocesan perspective those people are there to grease the cogs to allow me to be on campus.” At SCAD, Jewish students are offered a faith–based connection through Hillel. “Their tag line is ‘an organization for Jewish life on campus,’” says Heather Szatmary, faculty advisor for SCAD Hillel. The SCAD chapter started 11 years ago this quarter. “Students founded it, and then they found me. It is student driven. They choose what they are doing every year. Some years we do more social activities, some years it is slightly more religious. “We do something four to five times each quarter...on all the major Jewish holidays. Our best attended event is our Passover seder. We had 60 people attend this year.” Gabe Kaunitz, a film and television major from Charlotte, got involved with Hillel SCAD last fall as a junior. “I was looking to get more involved in the Jewish community. I was feeling I had lost touch with that part of myself when I left home. When Rosh Hashanah rolled around I decided to go to the Hillel dinner. “It’s a good thing I did, too, because I met my fiancée there. I came in and she was standing there awkwardly. That was her first program as well, she had just come to the school as a graduate student.” “Especially on the High Holidays there’s kind of a need to be around other Jewish people, especially your

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own age,” says Kaunitz. “It’s comforting to be with Jewish people at a time when you’re atoning for your sins and nobody else seems to care. ” Despite having specific religious intentions, all the groups interviewed welcome involvement from students of any faith background—or none at all. “Only two or three of [our group] could be considered Episcopalian at any point in their life,” says Slone. “We had one professed agnostic.” “A student this year is going to be joining the Catholic church, she’s been coming to CREED for like a year or so,” says CREED’s Goodson. “What tends to work for us is relational community building that doesn’t seem to take into account one’s denominational backgrounds,” says Slone. He notes that at AASU, the chaplains of several religious organizations meet each month to “pray for one another and find ways to support each others’ ministries on campus.” They avoid scheduling conflicting events since “a number of the students float from place to place.” Regardless of denomination, the mission common to all the groups is offering students connections with spiritually-focused, like–minded people as they try out a new community, new relationships, greater independence and career concerns. “Spiritual growth and personal growth happens best in community,” says Late Church’s Allgire. “The best option is to get connected to other people on the same spiritual journey as they are. You have to have people around you that lift you up and don’t just tear you down. That’s one of the things that determines a person’s future, the people you surround yourself with. We have to give them opportunities to do that.” cs

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In almost every case, you’re better off buying a bicycle from a bike shop. You’ll pay a little more up front, but you will be more satisfied over the long term. The quality of bikes available at bicycle shops is far superior to those found at big box stores, as is the expertise of the people who assemble them. The professionals at Savannah’s bike shops can also help you select the correct frame size and further adjust a bike to match your physiology. Pro–tip: If you are pedaling with your heels and your knees are hitting your elbows, your bike is too small or your saddle is way too low. Yes, bike fit is a real thing and it can often mean the difference between pleasant riding and discomfort. You could visit every one of our nation’s 9 billion Walmart locations and never encounter an associate capable of fitting you with the right bike. Yet our local bike shops are full of folks who can. What’s more, local bike shops often include routine checkups and basic maintenance in the purchase price. By comparison, try rolling your bike up to the customer service counter at Target and asking for a brake adjustment.

What to Buy

People often ask me, “What’s the best bicycle for Savannah?” Naturally I answer by extolling the merits of Soviet–era jet fighters. Consider the Mikoyan–Gurevich MiG–21. It lacked the advanced avionics of its Western counterparts, but could land and take off from remote, poorly maintained airstrips and operate under extreme conditions. Basic repairs could be performed in the field, often with the same tools local farmers used to fix their tractors. Today, half a century after it was developed, cash–strapped militaries all over the globe are still flying the things. You want the bicycle version of the MiG–21. First of all, you’re probably cash strapped yourself. Next, your bike will likely be stored (and often ridden) in bad weather. It will be jostled and scraped by other bikes on crowded bike racks. It will take a pounding as you ride on Savannah’s streets. A bike that is simple and durable is your best bet. Intricate drivetrains with dozens of gear combinations and exotic suspension systems increase the number of moving parts that must be adjusted and maintained, and ultimately present more potential problems. Complexity is your enemy. Simplicity is your friend. Don’t worry. Savannah, to use a topographical term, is “flat as a

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pancake.” That means a single speed bicycle can serve you quite well. Don’t let anyone talk you into a fixed gear bike with no brakes, however; there’s a reason such bikes were known as “track bikes.” They were made to be raced on tracks. Bikes need brakes.

How to Keep It

The late Sheldon Brown, the Internet’s most beloved source of bicycle wisdom, recommended using both a cable or chain lock and a rigid U lock. He famously proclaimed, “Either type of lock can be defeated, but each requires a different large, bulky tool which is useless against the other.” His theory holds that bicycle thieves usually carry one of these tools, but not both. If your bike is doubly protected, a thief will likely seek out a more vulnerable target. I’ve been using Sheldon’s strategy for years and haven’t lost a bike yet. Of course, locks are only as strong

as what you lock them to. If you lock to wooden porch railings, these can be pulled or kicked out of place allowing the thief to transport your bike to a private location where he can go to work on your lock without attracting attention. Similarly, if you lock your bike to a parking meter, a thief can easily lift it up over the meter. And if you plan to lock to a signpost, make sure it’s firmly anchored in the ground.

How to Ride It

The Savannah Bicycle Campaign offers programs that teach safe urban cycling. These are worth seeking out. In the meantime, you can employ basic tactics to reduce your risk: Ride with the flow of traffic, stay off sidewalks, obey traffic regulations and use lights at night. And wear a helmet. In a perfect world, you wouldn’t need it. The world’s not perfect. cs

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In the last five years, more and more universities across the country have adopted the practice of assigning incoming college freshmen the same book. Common Read programs serve several noble purposes: They give newbie students a shared academic experience to jumpstart their scholarly chops. The book choice often crosses disciplines, illustrating the connections between science, math, ethics and literature. The attendant lectures, activities and discussions help collate the subject matter and

foster critical thinking. And if it’s just a darn good book, that required reading might have a lasting influence long after graduation. That’s the idea behind Armstrong Atlantic State University’s selection of The Omnivore’s Dilemma by Michael Pollan for this year’s Common Read. Hearkened as a shining example of

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is something we deal with every day, and this is opening up these students to what issues are being dealt with out in the real world.” On the syllabus for myriad subjects, from Advanced Chemistry to Ethics and Morals in Public Health to Dr. Bruce’s Strategies for Success class, AASU faculty has found that The Omnivore’s Dilemma has applications just about everywhere—even Intro to Graphic Design, where Pollan’s examination of food labels and marketing will be parsed. While previous common Read choices (particulary last year’s The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks about the ethics of genetic research) have brought together many disciplines within the university’s four colleges, Dr. Bruce marvels at the pertinence of Pollan’s work. “One of the things I like about this book is that it takes a mundane topic—food —and shows how complex it is,” he muses. “Look how many disciplines are involved with food and how it arrives to us as a meal.” The tradition of supplementing the Common Read with guest speakers and related activities is in full swing on campus. The year–long program began on Aug. 29 with a panel of local food sustainability superstars: Chef Wendy Armstrong of green–certified Thrive on Whitemarsh Island, livestock farmer Arianne McGinnis (who has been working as of late with Revival Foods and the Farm A La Carte food truck) and AASU graduates Kristan and Sean Fretwell of Brooklet–based Hunter Cattle. Other upcoming programming includes showings of the film GROW! on Sept. 27 and 28, the latter screening followed by a Q&A session with filmmakers Christine Anthony and Owen Masterson. Featured at last year’s Savannah Film Festival, GROW!

chronicles 20 young farmers (including the aforementioned McGinnis as well as Bethesda Farms’ Reid Archer) as they face the thrills and challenges of organic agriculture. Free and open to the public, the year’s Common Read schedule of events will also bring participation in the citywide Food Day Festival in October, a screening of the Peabody Award–winning documentary King Corn and more lectures exploring the ethical and logistical dilemma of eating sustainably. Dr. David Lake, professor of physical therapy at AASU, is already working on his notes for a March presentation on whether Pollan’s assertions about the health risks of our current industrial food system are correct. While most of the programming supports a more conscious approach to food, a thorough examination of all sides of the issues is a vital part of the educational process. “I’ll be playing devil’s advocate with this lecture, challenging the science behind the book,” explains Dr. Lake. “Is eating sustainably and locally actually healthier? Is there evidence to support that?” He’ll be citing the recent review published by Annals of Internal Medicine that disproves the claim that organic food has a discernible effect on overall health (the study did show

significantly lower pesticide levels in the bodily secretions of those who ate predominantly organic food.) But Dr. Lake admits that he’s already on board with the local and sustainable food movement. “My wife and I started out with the local Farm Bag a few years ago and then we went the next step and started supplementing by going to the Forsyth Farmers Market,” he says. “Now pretty much everything we eat comes from those two sources.” Already a fan of Pollan’s book, Dr. Lake advocated for The Omnivore’s Dilemma as a Common Read choice from the beginning. “Several options were floating around, but this fit in with the health professions as well as education and economics,” explains the professor. “It’s very accessible, and it’s an opportunity to engage students in a practical way rather than pontificating on a subject. We can get them thinking about the industrial food system and show that we can indeed eat outside of it.” Dr. Lake laughs at the unintentional pun that this year’s Common Read is “planting the seeds” for a food–conscious student body. “Part of a liberal arts education is to make its graduates a citizen of the world, and to be a citizen you need to be informed,” reasons Dr. Lake. “And this is practical knowledge on how to live a good life.” CS

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Most college students wait until graduation to make that first big leap into their real world careers. Not Adam Nelson. The SCAD sophomore is already waist–deep in his first feature film project, courting real money from investors and scouting countryside locations. So much for the safe cloister of academia. “I realized early on that I don’t need to wait for graduation to get going,” says 20 year–old Nelson. “I starting writing the script a year ago as a freshman.” While the role of first director is new to the rising filmmaker, his film, Finders, tracks into familiar territory. Opening in the 1970s with three troublemaker boys who find the long–abandoned belongings of an American Jewish family, the story explores themes of discrimination, history and growing up. Nelson classifies himself as a “nostalgic type” for the movies of his youth, and he characterizes Finders as a coming–of–age dramedy in the vein of 80s classics Stand By Me and The Goonies. “This is about finding treasures, it has an adventurous feel to it,” he says. “These kids are funny and mean to each other, and together they discover something a little dark and horrifying.”

The Cleveland native grew up in front of the camera, appearing in commercials and indie films (he had a small part in 2006’s The Oh in Ohio, starring Parker Posey and Paul Rudd.) He decided to transition to writing and directing in high school, and his parents supported the decision to attend film school at SCAD rather than Los Angeles. He’s been pleased to find such a cooperative filmmaking community in Savannah. “It’s so scenic and cinematic here, plus there’s great tax incentives in Georgia,” says Nelson. Though he ultimately wants to direct studio films, he’s been drawn to independent films for years. “I’m as interested in the filmmakers as I am in the story they’re telling,” he says. “I like to see what their path was to production, how they got picked up and got bigger distribution. Independent films can become very successful. It’s not as crazy as it sounds.” Nelson’s partner on the Finders project, Matthew Brower of Hey Now! Productions, has been handling much of the logistics and fundraising for the film. Both Nelson and Brower are the grandchildren on Holocaust survivors, a driving element of their creative friendship. Still based in Cleveland, Brower has coordinated an advisory board that includes Partridge Family actor and 1970s icon David Cassidy, whose son, Beau, has been tapped for a role. Brower has also helped Nelson reach out to Jewish organizations like the American National Jewish Archives and Maltz Museum of Jewish Heritage. The two young men met with members of Savannah’s Jewish Educational Alliance last month, hoping to garner not only financial support for the production but also a team of community advocates who might help carpool to locations or provide homecooked meals for the cast. “I was impressed with their presentation,” reports Lisa Kaminsky, who attended the meeting along with about a dozen others, many of whom have ties to the Holocaust themselves. “Everyone gets excited when a movie is being filmed in Savannah, and we related to the personal element in this story.” While Nelson acknowledges that Finders isn’t a “Jewish film” per se, its subject matter remains relevant. “This form of anti–Semitism and bigotry has yet to be explored in narrative filmmaking, the everyday exclusion of Jews in the early 20th century,” he explains. “I’m hoping this story can be a way to temper hate and ignorance in my own generation.” The young director expects the month–long filming schedule to start this winter and has already nailed down a few of the film’s rural locations in Pembroke and Register, GA. He and Brower have brought local filmmaker Jody Scheisser on board as co–producer, and casting will involve a mix of local talent and some up–and–coming names that can’t be shared publically until contracts are signed. But classes at SCAD begin this week, and Nelson has a full schedule. How will this young director handle the production of a full–length movie and still balance his schoolwork? “I’ll take the next quarter off and make it up next summer,” promises Nelson. “Right now I’m just itching to move on to the next stage.” cs Find out more at indiegogo.com/findersthefilm.

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New to the ever–changing West Victory corridor — and just in time for an influx of students from other parts of the country where the sport is more popular — is Savannah’s first climbing gym. The Savannah Climbing Co–op opened its doors to an enthusiastic audience over Labor Day weekend. It was the penultimate moment in a three–month race to give Savannah’s climbing community a place to do their thing. The co–op is the brainchild of Douglas Galloway, an avid climber and a traffic manager at SCAD by day. Galloway returned to Savannah after living for several years in Tampa. It was there that he joined a climbing gym and fell in love with the sport. “When I moved back to town, I knew this was something that I couldn’t let go of,” he says. “So I visited websites to network with other climbers and outdoor enthusiasts. When I saw the demand for a climbing space, I knew I had to do something.” A few months and a lot of muscle later, Galloway and a small team of founders made good on their mission. In June, they secured the space at 302 W. Victory and, through the donations of Photos by Tracy Grant

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Nothing to see here, move along Police and city officials insist an altercation between a white man with a black girlfriend and a group of black men in Ellis Square which left the white man in the hospital wasn’t a hate crime.

Detectives released a video showing the events leading up to an altercation between Andrew Quade, 31, and three black men in which the former was injured. Videos show Quade talking with his girlfriend, who is black, when a group of black men walk by about 30 feet away, with one apparently making a comment. The video shows Quade in a conversation with the men as he walked towards them across one of the large planters in the square, then approaching the men, returning to

take off his watch and then walking towards the men again. A second video shows Quade again confronting the group of men in the crowded square, a black man apparently attempting to quell the confrontation, and Quade fighting with at least one participant of the group. Other members of the group then join in. • The wife and son of a Talahi Island area man found dead in his garage face additional charges after their arrest. Fourteen–year–old Preston Phelps has been charged as an adult with the murder of Thomas Phelps. Judith Ann Phelps, 53, has been charged with making false statements, hindering an investigation and tampering with evidence. Police found his body in the garage of their residence on Nilsson Drive after another family member reported seeing it there. Island Precinct officers, reacting to the report, entered the house about 7:15 p.m. after receiving no answer to their knock on the

door. Once they found the body they obtained a search warrant and processed the scene throughout the night and all the next day. • The FBI and Savannah–Chatham Metro PD are working a robbery of an armored car courier in Savannah. Personnel of a Loomis armored car company were servicing an ATM machine near the Wells Fargo Bank at 1900 East Victory when they were approached by three men in a red pickup truck. The men were described as being armed, wearing dark clothing, hats and gloves. After obtaining several canisters of money, they left the area in the truck. One of the canisters, which was thrown into the bed of the truck, broke open, dispersing money onto 42nd Street. The pickup truck is believed to be a bright red quad cab Dodge Ram with oversized tires, chrome rims, a

chrome tool box in the bed of the truck, black interior and chrome running boards. • Police investigate the shooting death of two people in a car on on MLK Blvd. Michael Biancosino, 30, and Emily Pickels, 21, were found in the car that had crashed through the brick fencing around Frazier Homes . Downtown Precinct Patrol Officers reported hearing multiple shots at 3:47 a.m. The car was traveling west on Henry Street. Police have questioned Mark Anthony Gordon, 31. Anyone with info on the case is asked to call Crimestoppers at (912) 234-2020 or text CRIMES (274637). In the body type, include “CStop2020” plus the tip. cs Give anonymous crime tips to Crimestoppers at 234-2020

The sci-fi movie Attack of the 50 Foot Woman—that could never happen, right? Her bones would cave in under the weight of all that meat. —Monkey Mule Even in 1958 audiences walked out of theaters muttering, “This movie lacks a plausible scientific basis.” Had the filmmakers had a better grasp of physics and instead made Attack of the Woman of Somewhat Above-Average Height, their picture would surely rank among the classics of the cinema now. Who’s to blame? The film schools, of course. They spend way too much time on Hitchcock, Kurosawa, and Coppola while Galileo gets short shrift. Yes, Galileo. Justly renowned as a fearless champion of heliocentrism, his rightful place in the filmic arts continues to be denied him. Toward the end of his life, Galileo wrote Dialogues Concerning Two New Sciences, in which he laid the groundwork for what we now call kinematics, which is only one letter off from cinematics and has the same Greek root, kinema, motion. In his book Galileo explains why women, men, and critters in general can only get so big. It’s called the Principle of Similitude. It says doubling the size of an animal while keeping its proportions the same increases the cross-sectional area of its muscles and bones by a factor of four while increasing its weight by a factor of eight. Simply put, strength increases with the square of height while bulk increases with the cube. This principle explains (among many other things) why people can’t fly like birds—our weight is too great in relation to our strength. Likewise, if a woman starts off at five feet and 100 pounds and then grows to 50 feet, she’ll have 100 times the bone and muscle area but weigh 1,000 times as much—50 tons. Far from being an avenging angel ready to smite her cheating husband, our heroine would barely be able to stand, and might snap a femur if she tried. Even more likely, she’d pass out. A

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news of the weird Innate opera Researchers Having Fun: Scientists from the Primate Research Institute at Japan’s Kyoto University reported in an August journal article that they had given helium gas to apes (gibbons), which, predictably, made their voices goofily high-pitched. However, it was not a fraternity prank or lab assistant’s initiation, but a way for the scientists to determine whether the famously sonorous gibbons could yell just as loudly at a higher-than-natural pitch. The gibbons succeeded, showing a rare talent similar to that of the world’s greatest human sopranos, who maintain their booming amplitude by altering the shape of their vocal tract, including their mouth and tongue.

Cultural Diversity • The seaside city of Qingdao, China, is (as described in August by NPR) “not a vacation community for superheroes” even though many beachcombers wear masks while lounging and sunbathing. The garments are “face-kinis,” or light cloth coverings that protect against the “terror of tanning.” While Western cultures celebrate skin-darkening, many Chinese associate it with lower-status, outdoor occupations, and a pale skin suggests having lived a pampered life. • Fine Points of the Law: (1) Italy’s highest court ruled in July that one man’s telling another, in front of others, that he has “no balls” can be criminal conduct that warrants payment of damages. Said Judge Maurizio Fumo, such

a comment places at issue male virility called the practice (“ding zui”) sort of a as well as competence and character. “cap-and-trade” policy for crime. (2) In August, after an eight-day trial, a Latest Religious Messages court in Hamburg, Germany, awarded money damages to a man who called • Prayer failed for Leslie Burton, another an “asshole” (“arschloch”) in 26, and Terrell Williams, 22, in St. a parking-space dispute and fixed the Paul, Minn., in July. As they sat in the payment at the equivalent of about back seat of a police car while officers $75,000. (Courts in Germany can base searched their own car, the pair, touchthe amount of damages on ing hands (according the transgressor’s income.) to the cruiser’s video • A Saudi Arabian camera), quietly begged agency is raising the divine intervention equivalent of about $130 that the guns in their million to break ground car not be found. HowFOOTBALL in 2013 on an entire city ever, not only were FOOTBALL to be managed and staffed the guns spotted, but a FOOTBALL by female employees, with subsequent strip search three more such cities revealed a baggie of susbeing contemplated. Raispected Ecstasy pills in ing women’s employment Williams’ rectum. rate is a goal of the king-- In August, an dom, where until last year, abbot at the Wat Phra nearly all jobs were held Dhammakaya Buddhist by foreigners and Saudi temple in Bangkok, males, including jobs as Thailand, reported that sales clerks in women’s linSteve Jobs is doing well gerie shops. now as a “mid-level • A centuries-old pracangel.” He was reincartice of China’s upper crust continues nated as “a half-Witthayathorn, halftoday, reported Slate.com in August, Yak,” which the Bangkok Post took to except with a bit more circumspection. mean that Jobs continues to be a “giant” Rich and/or powerful people on trial or and a seeker of scientific knowledge convicted can still get away with hiring and apparently resides in a “paralreplacements to serve their sentences lel universe” near his former office in -- but because of ubiquitous Internet Cupertino, Calif. videos, only if the replacements facially Questionable Judgments resemble the perps. Since the rich person winds up paying for his conviction • The mayor of Triberg, Germany, (though a relatively small price), Slate touted his town’s new public parking

area in July by noting that 12 of the spaces were wider, and well-lit, compared to the others, and would be reserved for female drivers. The harderto-access “men’s spaces” required maneuvering at an angle around concrete pillars. “(M)en are, as a rule, a little better at such challenges,” the mayor said, predicting that the men’s spots would become a visitors’ “attraction” for the town. • Bright Ideas: New signs were posted on doors of single-use restrooms in two medical clinics in Halifax, Nova Scotia, in July and immediately confused a transgender activist interviewed by Canadian Broadcasting Corporation News. Three silhouette figures appear on the door: a man, a woman, and what is supposedly a gay-lesbian-bisexualtransgender (which is a half-man, halfwoman with the right-hand side of the figure wearing a dress and with sloping shoulders and the left-hand side with the thicker pant legs of a man). Said the activist, “I understand they were trying to ... make people feel included, but...”

Fine Points of the Law Finally responding to defense lawyers, the U.S. Department of Justice acknowledged that it has been trying to keep certain North Carolina inmates locked up even though judges had declared them legally innocent. About 60 prisoners, according to a June USA Today investigation, were victims of an incorrect interpretation of federal gunpossession law supposedly rectified by a May 2011 U.S. Court of Appeals

The Weirdo-American Community People Who Are a Mess: (1) St. Paul, Minn., police arrested Brian Wutschke, 45, in August after a female pedestrian said she saw him stop his truck beside her and perform oral sex on a dildo. Officers who patted Wutschke down at the scene noted a “vibrating sex toy” that Wutschke had inserted in a bodily orifice but declined to disturb it while it was still running. Wutschke was cited for indecent conduct. (2) Lab technician Coley Mitchell was arrested in a locker room at Georgia Health Sciences University in Augusta

in August, intoxicated, with his pants down with two lab monkeys nearby that had been released from their cages.

Armed and Clumsy (all-new!) Men Who Accidentally Shot Themselves Recently: A man in Wawa, Ontario, in July, clubbing a mouse with the butt end of a rifle. The 56-year-old man in Sparks, Nev., who brought his handgun with him to “The Bourne Legacy” after the Colorado massacre and was shot in the buttocks when it fell to the floor. Two men who shot themselves in the genitals (a 45-year-old in Birmingham, Mich., in June and 36-year-old Tavares Colbert in Oklahoma City in July). Tough guys like the 18-year-old in Philadelphian who fired the unloaded (he thought!) gun at his own head after his “manhood” was challenged, and the 17-year-old in Largo, Fla., in June who lost in the first round at Russian roulette. cs By chuck shepherd UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE

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Surf’s up! And Triathalon’s making waves DICK DALE, “King of the Surf Guitar,” is 75 and still going strong. Were he not happily ensconced in Southern California, good old Dick might be right here in Savannah, playing the muse to Triathalon. This relatively new, guitar–based band consists of four 21–year–old SCAD students who imbue the classic surf sound with extra, extra reverb, behind–the–veil shoegaze vocals, pop and an uninhibited punk rock approach. Pete Townshend was right (as he usually is) when he sagely opined, back in the Who Are You days, that “music must change.” “I grew up with a lot of the Ventures,” says Triathalon guitarist Adam Intrator, a film and television major from McKinney, Texas. “I really dug that at a young age, and in freshman year I started getting into it again. And I thought that was a sound I kind of wanted to re–amp, or get going again, with our generation. “Everyone’s starting to get back into the surf sound, as with music everywhere. Which is very cool.” Although the five songs on Relationchips, Triathalon’s debut EP, don’t exactly conjure up a textbook “day at the beach” (there’s enough angst in the lyrics to make even Pete Townshend blush), Intrator says surf music simply cuts through the bullshit. “I think it’s because everyone loves the beach, and the surf sound automatically relates to that,” he explains. “It’s kind of the permanent vacation. Any time any one hears anything that has to do with the beach, or water, they associate it with a good time. That’s why I think this sound is so successful.” Chad Chilton, Michael Younker

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and Hunter Jayne comprise the rest of the band, which has been mentored by the guys in Cusses, who invited Triathalon to debut at their No Control venue. “They’ve been like family to us,” Intrator reports. For Triathalon (they spelled it that way on purpose), so don’t bother asking about it), the future’s so bright they gotta wear shades. “This summer, everyone tried to figure out what they wanted to do, school– wise,” says Intrator. “I went to New York and a couple of the other guys stayed here and worked. And I realized that the big city isn’t really my thing. That kind of environment isn’t something I’d feel that passionate about. “So we decided, why don’t we just try the music thing for a while? Because we can always fall back on something that we’ve majored in later.” Catch a wave. Triathalon performs at 10 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 15 at the Jinx (with Cusses and Roland).

Oh Baby Oh Baby The four guys that make up Baby Baby aren’t quite as wacky and carefree as the funk/rock band’s stage show and videos would have you believe. Oh, they’re thrillseekers and funlovers, all right, but playing shows in nothing but day–glo bathing suits, sunglasses and rivers of sweat is just part of the package. And they’re dead serious about the package. “We’re rock ‘n’ roll dudes, first and foremost,” says Fontez “Swaggasaurus” Brooks, Baby Baby’s guitar–playing singer and unavoidably charismatic frontman. “When we practice, we get a 30– pack of cheap beer, Black Label or PBR, we drink it and we play some music. And after like a few riffs, a few shotguns, we got it. That’s exactly how every single song we’ve ever had comes out.” The songs, including “Wah Uh! UH OH!,” “Kidz,” “We Do This All Night Long” and “The Sandwich and I Thought We Were Friends,”

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It’s been nine years since crooner Ruben Studdard took top honors on American Idol. The big man with the big voice came charging out of the gate with a debut album, Soulful, piloted by music–biz mentor Clive Davis on his then–red–hot J Records label. Soulful entered the charts at No. 2 and went platinum.

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Fast–forward to 2012. American Idol has lost most of its momentum, J Records is long gone, and Clay Aiken — Studdard’s equally–popular TV runner–up — is struggling to maintain an up–and–down career. Studdard, on the other hand, has been quietly getting better with each record release. The 31–year–old native of Birmingham, Alabama hasn’t always raged up the charts — his last Top Ten album was 2008’s The Return — but he is supremely focused with not only improving as an artist, but in attaining longevity through work he can be proud of. Studdard sings Saturday, Sept. 15 at a Savannah Ocean

Exchange–sponsored show on Tybee Island’s North Beach. The “Velvet Teddy Bear” grew up listening to classic American R&B vocalists like Donny Hathaway and Luther Vandross. His latest album, Letters From Birmingham, was produced by Elvis “Blac Elvis” Williams (Beyonc , Fergie, T.I., Ludacris, Ciara) and Studdard’s longtime collaborator, Harold Lilly. Studdard and Lilly decided to make Letters a concept album, telling the story of a “21st century romance” through a series of songs that includes everything from “Pure Imagination” (from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, of all things) to the Bobby

Ruben Studdard: Hear, My Dear was a little bit inflammatory (laughs). I only have two songs on the album, really, that talk about how I felt during the breakup of my marriage. That’s “June 28th” and another song called “What’s the Reason.” For the most part, I loved my wife, and there truly are no hard feelings. A relationship is beautiful when it’s right, you know what I mean? And so a lot of these songs talk about the beautiful part of the relationship, and how it feels to be in love. But I couldn’t do the album without expressing the hurt that I felt when the relationship went sour. It’s good for an artist, isn’t it, to be more involved in the production end? Ruben Studdard: When you first come in the industry you know what you want, but you really need guidance on how to get to that place. Even though you think you know best. I remember being upset sometimes when Clive would not like a song that I really loved. But you have to defer to the knowledge. I’ve had the opportunity to sit under the best talent in the world; I took all of those things that I learned from those guys and put it into working for myself.

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Ruben Studdard: I didn’t know what to expect. That’s probably why I always looked so freaking excited, or surprised. I had no real expectations. You know, I’ve been wanting to do this job since I was 11 years old. To get an opportunity to do it at that level ... I never really knew how to absorb it all in the beginning, because it was almost like a sensory shock. But was it a little scary, after that big support system was gone and you were on your own? Ruben Studdard: Most definitely, and the thing about it, it’s also about longevity. All the people that I looked up to, from Stevie Wonder to Luther Vandross, to the O’Jays, to Donny Hathaway, the one thing all these guys had to do to be legends was endure the ups and downs. But because you’re a fan, you never really see those kinds of situations. You never really see when Luther Vandross puts out an album that doesn’t sell like his

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Not your dad’s lunch box

“Convenient.” That’s what the term “bento” means in the slang language it originated from in Japan. Today, the two–syllable word signifies a simple boxed lunch that traditionally consisted of fish or meat, rice and cooked or pickled vegetables. Being Americans, we want a bit more than that — how else can we retain our fully curvaceous forms? I’ve been keeping myself satiated lately by slipping to Wasabi Fusion for their Lunch Box, a neatly organized meal of fried or steamed rice, two pieces of shrimp tempura, two pieces of vegetable tempura, teriyaki chicken, saut ed vegetables and a four–piece California roll. This is no humble bento – but a nicely satisfying and varied meal that is accompanied by soup and salad. The good news, this value–packed lunch ($10.95) is served with the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold. The California roll sometimes offers very over–ripe avocado but overall the meal is freshly made and rich with flavors. The tempura veggies vary and I was happy to find a nice slice of sweet potato tempura on a recent visit. The sushi is also above average – I especially liked my two–piece unagi (eel) nigiri. Wasabi’s chef puts good effort into presenting his rolls with flair and elegance. Full bar, attentive service.

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Bourbon trail

I’m conducting two bourbon tastings this month to help educate consumers on various American–made bourbon whiskies. The first is Sept. 14 for members of the Savannah Quarters Club. If you’re a member, make your reservations now. The second will be a fundraiser on Sept. 29 for the historic Ashantilly House in Darien, Ga. This beautiful site is working hard to build its list of friends and supporters. The $30 tasting fee includes a sample of six bourbons. These are very hospitable folks who love to show off their property and have fun. For more info or to

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Restaurant News

B. Matthew’s Eatery at Habersham and Bay streets will be closed for remodeling until early October. The restaurant’s parent company, Gaslight Restaurant Group, announced it is taking over the former Clary’s Café location in Habersham Village – bringing its total properties to five.

Chef Roberto Leoci told me last week that he will taking over the helm of Bonna Bella Yacht Club. This popular marshside restaurant and watering hole should give Leoci a fun new venue to develop. Longtime River Street eatery The Oyster Bar has closed — a few months behind the closing of its sister location on Johnny Mercer Boulevard. A spokesman for owner Turner Foods had no comment.

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Sweet Carolina Cupcakes has opened at 38 Whitaker St. behind Ruth’s Chris Steak House. The S.C.–based boutique bakery will host a ribbon cutting Sept. 13 at 11 a.m. A complimentary sampling of mini–cupcakes will be provided. There will be an open house on Sept. 15 from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m., featuring cupcake specials throughout the day and live music starting at 6 p.m. More info at sweetcarolinacupcakes.com.

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Imagine — Art by Crisley McCarson, presented by Slate Grey Studio, is on display at Southpoint Media and features an eclectic collection of 16 pieces. Slate Grey Studio teamed up with Southpoint Media, a web development and marketing company that specializes in WordPress websites, to provide artwork that enhances the work environment. A reception will be held at Southpoint Media, free and open to the public. July 17–October 19, Monday–Friday, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. Reception October 11, 5:30–8 p.m. Southpoint Media, 220 W. Broughton St. Suite 200

Journey to the Beloved Community — Story quilts By Beth Mount, who partners with the Telfair Museum and sculptor and artist Jerome Meadows to bring this celebration of Citizen Advocacy relationship-building to town. July 19-October 14. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 W. York St.

James Gurney Appearance — New York Times best-selling author and artist of Dinotopia, James Gurney, will give a free lecture and demonstration at SCAD Museum of Art, Monday, Sept. 17, 5 p.m. This will be followed by a demonstration using watercolor pencils at 6 p.m. and a book signing at 6:30 p.m. SCAD Museum of Art

Let It Shine — Inaugural Found Art Competition and Art Exhibit. Area artists created original twoand three-dimensional art from salvaged, unearthed and repurposed materials for this juried competition. The original work on display will focus upon the theme of marine conservation. All proceeds benefit the restoration and preservation of the Cockspur Island Lighthouse. Presented in conjunction with the Savannah Ocean Exchange. September 1516, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Ft. Pulaski, Hwy 80 East

Jerome Lawrence — The artist was diagnosed in 1982 as paranoid schizophrenic, but continued to paint. Jerome literally painted himself out of the corner his illness had driven him to. His commissioned works are featured in collections around the Southeast, and he has exhibited at the High Museum of Art and the Carter Center. The show will be on display until October 28. St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 34th and Abercorn

Kingdom — Recent paintings by Kelley Hagemes, who incorporates a darker side of nature with a soft and subtle sensitivity. September 1- October 1. Reception Friday September 14, 2012 6-9 pm Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St.

Let There Be Light — Lesley Manning and Melissa Schneider have combined forces to create the exhibit “Let There Be Light: Artful Incandescence” at the Jewish Educational Alliance Gallery. More than thirty works of art, all celebrating the illumination of flora, fauna and landscape, will be on view and for sale through September 30. Opening reception

on Thursday, September 13, 6 to 8 p.m., is free and open to the public. JEA, 5111 Abercorn St. Life and Times: Contemporary Notions of Place — Painting exhibition that highlights three emerging/established artists who all deal w/ ’place and identity’. August 20–September 27. Reception Thursday, September 13 at 6 p.m. Contemporary Gallery , Betty Foy Sanders Department of Art/Georgia Southern University, Statesboro Miniature masterpieces — The Hospice Savannah Art Gallery is displaying miniature masterpieces during its 4th annual 5 by 7 show. Work will hang through October 18 and silent bids are being accepted now. Local artists have donated over 150 paintings, ceramics and photographs. Bids start at $33 in honor of not for profit Hospice Savannah’s 33rd year. Final bids taken during closing reception on Thursday, October 18, 2012. The public is invited. Hospice Savannah Art Gallery, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. Patch Whisky & Rodney Duran — Two artists who work with bright colors, but with very different styles. The Butcher, 19 E. Bay St.

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Fully aware of the blasphemous nature of this statement, I nevertheless will go on record as acknowledging that I’ve always felt John Carpenter was better as a composer than as either a writer or director. His excellent scores for (among others) Assault on Precinct 13, Halloween and Escape from New York are highly effective in their relative simplicity, and it’s impossible not to respond to their hypnotic rhythms. With writer–director–composer Benh Zeitlin, it’s too early to make such a call, given that Beasts of the Southern Wild marks his feature–film debut in all three capacities. Admittedly, I left the screening raving about the score he co–crafted with Dan Romer, but that’s not meant to take away from the lyrical script he penned with Lucy Alibar or his masterful direction of this unique movie. Belonging under the same umbrella of “magical realism” that also informed works as diverse as Amelie, Like Water for Chocolate and The Tin Drum, this new picture centers on 6–year–old Hushpuppy (Quvenzhane Wallis), a headstrong girl from the Louisiana bayou. With her mother long absent from the scene, she lives in a ramshackle home next to that of her father Wink (Dwight Henry), a man whose often harsh manner with his daughter isn’t child abuse as much as an extreme – and, given the surroundings, usually necessary – form of tough love. The poor people who populate this community are rich in spirit, so after a brutal storm (obviously Katrina) decimates the area, the survivors elect to engage in a celebration replete with booze and seafood. But Wink, who has already been succumbing to a mysterious ailment, shows no signs of getting better, and Hushpuppy’s angst over his condition is compounded by the fact that the melting polar ice caps have released an army of long–extinct aurochs (presented by this film as killer cattle) which is inexorably marching toward Hushpuppy’s terrain. Winner of no less than four prizes at Cannes and two at Sundance, Beasts of the Southern Wild might be a bit too harsh for small children (it’s rated PG–13 for “child imperilment, some disturbing images, language and brief sensuality”). That’s a shame,

since, like Whale Rider before it, the movie offers some valuable life lessons for kids, ones far more heady than the usual “Be yourself ” mantra repeated ad nauseam in countless American animated features. This is a story of survival, of recognizing and respecting the rules of the natural world. It’s also highly imaginative, doubtless able to charge young minds more than any assembly–line Hasbro adaptation. Most importantly, Beasts boasts a remarkable lead in Quvenzhane Wallis, who proves to be a natural before the camera. The majority of the cast is comprised of amateurs (Henry, for example, is a baker by trade), and that number includes Wallis.

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Perfect Getaway, another under–the– radar thriller and one that sadly never found its audience. This new picture is even better, full of plot pirouettes yet still managing to get on and off the screen in a lean 90 minutes. Gordon–Levitt again demonstrates that he’s one of Young Hollywood’s best hopes, Shannon is terrific as a dirty cop whose quirky sense of humor remains intact even as his desperation mounts, and rising actresses Dania Ramirez and Jamie Chung excel.

THE EXPENDABLES 2

A marginal improvement over the first Expendables romp, this sequel offers expanded roles for Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger (whose appearances in the first film amounted to nothing more than cameos), casts another ‘80s action star as the villain (Jean–Claude Van Damme as ... groan ... Jean Vilain), and, perhaps in a dubious attempt to expand the audience beyond action–crazed young males, adds group newcomers in the form of a pinup heartthrob (The Hunger Games’ Liam Hemsworth) and a kick–ass woman (Nan Yu). The team’s mission is twofold: Stop Vilain from using his plutonium supply to conquer the world and exact their revenge on said villain for murdering one of their own. As the team leader and his right– hand man, Stallone and Jason Statham awkwardly exchange male– bonding barbs. One of the franchise stars appears only at the beginning, leaving audiences to wonder if he was downed by pneumonia for the rest of the shoot. Schwarzenegger, whose Botoxed mug makes him look like a CGI creation, lamely tries on Willis’ signature “yippee–ki–yay” and finds it to be an ill fit. And so it goes.

PARANORMAN

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The Campaign

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Instead, this PG–rated attraction is open season on any child who’s still afraid of the dark. Everyone else, though, can expect a good time from this imaginatively designed and sharply scripted tale about young Norman (voiced by The Road’s Kodi Smit–McPhee), a sensitive boy who, like Haley Joel Osment, sees dead people. This ability makes him the freak of his town, and only the equally lonely Neil (Tucker Albrizzi), the butt of endless fat jokes, wants to be his friend. But when Norman’s estranged uncle (John Goodman) warns him that Blithe Hollow will soon be destroyed by a centuries–old witch’s curse, it’s up to Norman and Neil to uncover the witch’s secret, fend off shuffling zombies, and prevent the panicky townspeople from obliterating their own community. In the chance it makes it to Blu–ray and DVD by Halloween, it’s a sound choice to pop into the player ... provided the tots are in the next room watching It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

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THE BOURNE LEGACY

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Its sole, cynical purpose is to keep a franchise on life support so as to generate a few more box office dollars before the inevitable flatline. Fortunately, Tony Gilroy, who scripted the Matt Damon Bournes, has remained with the project – he’s now writer and director – and his continued involvement at least insures some sort of narrative cohesion. In between scenes introducing us to the character of covert operative Aaron Cross (Jeremy Renner), there’s much talk regarding the concurrent actions of Bourne himself. The action sequences, a vivid draw in the earlier Bourne films, run hot and cold.

HOPE SPRINGS

Streep and Tommy Lee Jones, the picture is a letdown, saved from complete irrelevance by, you guessed it, the superlative turns by the two leads. The premise is more than merely promising, centering on a long–married couple who attempt to salvage their stale relationship by spending a week at an out–of–town counseling retreat. Kay (Streep) is the unhappy one, tired of leading a passion–free life and eager to give the program a chance. Arnold (Jones) is the complacent one, satisfied with his utterly predictable (and utterly dull) existence and prone to complaining nonstop once his wife manages to get him to the seminar. It’s a provocative setup, and with the added attraction of Steve Carell as the counselor, it sounds like it can’t miss. Unfortunately, scripter Vanessa Taylor does remarkably little with this choice idea. She neuters Carell with a part that requires no depth or variation and she initially makes Arnold such an unpleasant man that his inevitable about–face feels more than a little forced.

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Total Recall

Director Paul Verhoeven’s 1990 Total Recall, has just been released on Blu–ray, so it’s easy to revisit it and notice just how much the 2012 take manages to reduce the scope of the story, turning it from spectacle to footnote. Nothing in the new Total Recall deserves even a C+, let alone an A. Director Len Wiseman and his scribes have completely removed the Martian element, electing to keep the action earthbound. The movie is just the usual CGI soullessness, with artificiality overwhelming the actors. cs

Moonrise Kingdom

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Equal measures sweet and bittersweet, Moonrise Kingdom is nothing less than Wes Anderson’s best film to date. Them’s fighting words, for sure – proponents of Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums and Fantastic Mr. Fox are already rushing the stage – but whereas the idiosyncratic writer– director’s previous six features were easy to like but difficult to love, this

latest effort exudes a soothing warmth and a wide–eyed innocence that are hard to ignore. Co–written by Francis Coppola’s son Roman, it brings to mind the title of one of Dad’s own movies, One from the Heart. Certainly, there’s ample generosity of spirit throughout this 1960s–set story of Suzy and Sam (newcomers Kara Hayward and Jared Gilman), two 12–year–olds who run away together while residing on a New England island. Prior to their great escape, Sam is a Boy Scout under the care of Scout Master Ward (Edward Norton) while Suzy lives with her eccentric parents (Bill Murray and Frances McDormand) and younger brothers. Once the pair go MIA, all of the adults, led by the police chief (Bruce Willis), spring into action. Anderson’s visual compositions are often astounding – they move beyond representing mere whimsical mimicry to channeling the dollhouse panoramas and Boys’ Life directives that have fueled many a childhood fantasy – and the film’s humor offers sly, knowing winks and jolting sight gags alike. CS

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Activism & Politics 13th Colony Patriots

A group of conservative political activists that meets the 13th of each month at Tubby’s restaurant, 2909 River Drive in Thunderbolt, 6:30pm to 8:30pm. We are dedicated to the preservation of the U. S. Constitution and life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness for all Americans. See our Facebook page or call Michael or Elizabeth at 912.604.4048. All are welcome. [062712]

Drinking Liberally

An informal, left-leaning group of folks who meet to talk about politics, the economy, sports, entertainment, and anything else that pops up. Every first and third Thursday, around 7:30 p.m. at Loco’s, 301 W. Broughton St., upstairs. Come join us! DrinkingLiberally.org

Savannah Area Young Republicans

For information, visit www.savannahyoungrepublican.com or call Allison Quinn at 912-3083020. [062712]

Savannah Tea Party Monthly Meetings

First Monday of each month at B&B Burgers, 11108 Abercorn St. Social at 5:30pm. September meeting is September 10 since first Monday is Labor Day. Business meeting at 6pm. All are welcome. Please join us to make a difference concerning local, state and federal policies that affect our way of life. Contact Marolyn Overton at 912-598-7358 or Jeanne Seaver at 912-663-8728f or additional info.

Veterans for Peace Monthly Meeting

The Savannah chapter of Veterans for Peace meets upstairs at Loco’s, 301 Broughton St. at 7p.m. on the last Monday of each month. VFP is a national organization of men and women of all eras, branches of service, and duty stations that works to expose the true costs of war and to support veterans and civilian victims. 303-550-1158 for more info. [072912]

Auditions & calls for Entries Audition: Richmond Hill Community Theater

Richmond Hill Community Theatre’s production of Botrell/Jones’ Dearly Departed. Auditions: Fri. Sept. 14, 7-9pm, & Sat. Sept. 15, 2012 , 10am-12noon @ Richmond Hill Public Library, 9607 Ford Ave., Richmond Hill. Cold readings from the script. All roles need to be filled, plus stage manager, sound or lighting crew. Cast includes 4 men, 6 women. Production dates: November 2 and 3. For further info call Rich Seng @ 912-313-4004. Website: Richmond Hill Community Theatre on Facebook and rhct. webs.com

Auditions for “Robert’s Christmas Carol”

The Savannah State University Players by the Sea hosts auditions for “Robert’s Christmas Carol” Sept 17-18, 6:30-8:30 p.m., in Kennedy Fine Arts Theatre on campus. Auditions are open to the community. Players by the Sea will present “the play Nov. 7-11. Based on the classic “A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens. Actors aged 8-65 are needed. Information: 912-358-3323 or email thompsond@savannahstate.edu.

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Effingham Battle of The Bands

The Effingham Chamber of Commerce is holding their Second Annual Battle of The Bands at the Third Annual Effingham Oktoberfest on Friday, Sept. 28. Bands interested in entering should send a copy of 2-3 songs along with information on the band to ricklott@effinghamcounty.com or call 912-754-3301 for More information. Top Prize is $500.

Keep Chatham Beautiful Seeks Applications for Board Members

Keep Chatham Beautiful, a newly established citizen’s beautification program for Chatham County, seeks board members who “believe in our mission and are willing to be active in their governance roles.” Representatives are sought from each of the municipalities in Chatham County. Information: David A. Nash,Environmental Program Coordinator. Phone: 912-652-6856. www.chathamcountyrecycles.com OR recycling.chathamcounty.org. [072212]

Pet Artwork Submissions Sought

Submit a painting of your pet for a Pets Are Worth Saving FUNdraiser, Sept.19 @ 6:30pm. This event will benefit P.A.W.S., an animal rescue organization in Effingham County. Go to website calendar/register for info. artbashstudio.com Deadline to email your pet artwork is Sept. 14.

Savannah Beach Film Festival

Aspiring film makers, send in your short film today! Call for entries to the Savannah Beach Film Festival. Festival date: October 20. Contact sawbeth@bellsouth.net Check us out on Facebook for more information under “Savannah Beach Film Festival 2012.”

Theatre Auditions for A Christmas Carol

AWOL, Inc. and the City of Savannah are hosting auditions for their production of the Charles Dickens classic to be performed later this year. Auditions will be held at S.P.A.C.E (City of Savannah’s theater) 9 West Henry St. Thurs. Sept. 13, 6:00-9:00pm. Adults and children invited to audition. Information: 912-303-4987 or email djordan@awolinc.org.

Benefits 11th Annual “Patrick’s Ride” Registration Now Open

Bicyclists can now register for the 11th annual Harvest of Hope Double Metric Century Bike Ride, to be held Saturday, October 6, 2012. Depart from the Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute (ACI) at Memorial University Medical Center in Savannah at 6:45 a.m. and cycle 135 miles to the Augusta Marriott Convention Center in Augusta, Ga. Also known as “Patrick’s Ride,” the Harvest of Hope Double Metric Century is a fundraising bicycle ride which raises money for the annual Harvest of Hope weekend retreat for children and adults with cancer and their families. Registration: www.harvestofhoperide.com. Deadline to register and get a guaranteed jersey is July 27. Registrations after that day will be accepted, but riders are not guaranteed a jersey. The cost to register is $100 and riders are to raise a minimum of $100 by the day of the ride. Information: Lauren Grant at 912-350-1524 or grantla1@memorialhealth.com. [072212]

Carnival for a Cause

A benefit for Telfair Mammography Fund, at St. Joseph’s/Candler, hosted by The Olde Pink House, Sun. Sept. 23. The Fund provides free mammograms and other breast health services to local women who may not be able

to afford them otherwise.Tickets may be purchased at the Olde Pink House Restaurant, 23 Abercorn Street or www.sjchs.org/foundations. Adult Tickets (ages 16+)—$100 Child Tickets (ages 4 -15)—$35 Space is limited so please purchase by September 17.

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Monday, July 9th, The Melting Pot restaurant will donate 10% of their proceeds to the Savannah Care Center when you come for dinner. Savannah Care Center is a local pregnancy resource center that provides support to women in unplanned and crisis pregnancies. For further details “like” the Savannah Care Center on Facebook or call 236-0916.

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Golf Tournament for Step Up Savannah

Step Up Savannah is hosting its Third Annual College Fans Golf Tournament, Mon. Sept. 24 at Southbridge Golf Club. Lunch at 11:30am catered by Outback Steakhouse for all registered players. Shotgun start at 12:30 p.m. $400/team. Hole sponsors $100. Contact Step Up Savannah by phone at (912) 232-6747 or www.stepupsavannah.org/golfblog.

Karma Yoga Class for Local Charities

Bikram Yoga Savannah has added a new weekly Karma Class to raise money for local charities. The Karma Class is held each Monday night during the regular 6:30 p.m. class. Students pay $5 to participate in the class, and all proceeds are donated to a local charity. A different charity is selected each month. Information: bikramyogasavannah.com or 912344-1278/912-356-8280. [072212]

Pool Players Wanted for Benefit Tournament

Amateur and experienced pool players wanted to play in the 1st Annual Pool Tournament for Literacy, benefiting the Adult Literacy Program at Royce Learning Center. Teams consist of 2 players. Team registration fee is $30. Maximum of 40 teams. Register at http://roycelearningcenter.eventbrite.com Tournament format: scotch doubles, round-robin. Includes a grand prize drawing and award to the winning team. Open to the public. Southside Billiard Club, Saturday, September 29th from 6:30pm to 10:00pm. Information: (912) 354-4047.

Rooted in Life, Benefit for Savannah Tree Foundation Fourth annual fall event for this local organization working to preserve and enhance the trees in our city. Wednesday, September 19, 6 to 9 pm. Music by Ben Tucker, dinner, silent auction and trees! Location: Hoskins Center at Mercer University School of Medicine Savannah Campus at Memorial University Medical Center, E. 66th St. at Ranger Street. Tickets: $75 available at savannahtree.com or 912-233-TREE (8733).

Classes, Camps & Workshops

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Photography Classes

From beginner photography to advanced post-production classes for all levels, amateur to professional. $20 per person for a two hour session with at least 5 students per class. Contact 410-251-4421 or chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. A complete list of classes and class descriptions are available at http://www. chrismorrisphotography.com/photographyclasses. [082612]

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Meeting on Sundays at Bryson Hall (5 East Perry St.) on Chippewa Square at 10:30 am.

Beginning Project Management

A two-day 12-hour course covering the key skills and tools employees need to be successful in the planning and completion of assigned projects. Addresses the nine knowledge based areas needed in managing a project: scope, integration, communication, time, cost, procurement, risk management, quality control, and human resources. Source: Project Management Body of Knowledge, Project Management Institute PMIÂ® best business practices. This plus our 24-hour Advanced Project Management course, completes the 35-hour course requirement for the PMI PMP certification ap-

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Learn to draw and paint under the mentorship of a working artist. Learn more at melindaborysevicz.com/the_studio_school or email: melindaborysevicz@gmail.com, 1319-B Bull Street. 912-484-6415 Fall 2012 classes begin mid-September. Youth Oil Painting and Drawing; Adult Oil Painting and Drawing; Painting, A Creative Exploration. [091012]

For all age groups, beginners through advanced, classic, modern, jazz improvisation and theory. Serious inquiries only. 961-7021 or 667-1056. [062812]

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AvatarÂ® Info Hour

Are you interested in improving the world? Do you want to foster community locally and abroad? Join us every 3rd Tuesday of the month to explore the Avatar tools and learn how to live your life deliberately. Call Brie at 912-429-9981 to RSVP and for location details. http://www.theavatarcourse.com. [062812]

Beading Classes at Bead Dreamer Studio

Third Thursdays ON TYBEE “A Listener’s Delight”

Outdoor Music on the Island

For More Information Please Call 912.472.5071

September 20 - 5:30-7:00pm Jan Spillane Tybrisa / Strand Roundabout* October 18 - 5:30-7:00pm Jeff Beasley One Man Band Lot at Tybee Oaks* November 15 - 5:30-7:00pm Allman & Damiani Tybrisa / Strand Roundabout*

*Inclement weather locations will be within walking distance from original location. PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY TYBEE ISLAND BETTER HOMETOWN, SUPPORTING AND ENCOURAGING ARTS ON THE ISLAND

Third Thursdays on Tybee

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659. [062812]

Champions Training Center

Offers a variety of classes and training opportunities in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for youth and adults at all levels of expertise. 525 Windsor Rd. Call 912-349-4582 or visit http://www.ctcsavannah. com/ [062812]

Coast Guard Auxiliary Boating Classes

Regular classes on boat handling, boating safety & navigation offered by the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. Learn from the experts. For dates & more information, visit our web site: www.savannahaux.com or telephone Kent Shockey at 912-897-7656. [062812]

Drawing Instruction

Private and group drawing lessons by artist and former SCAD professor Karen Bradley. Call or email for details, (912)507-7138. kbillustration@mac.com [062812]

DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, DWI, offenders, and anyone seeking to gain knowledge about the dangers of driving impaired. A must see for teenage drivers seeking a drivers license or who have already received a license. Group meets monthly. $40/session. Information: 912-4430410. [062812]

English for Second Language Classes

Students of all ages are invited to learn conversational English, comprehension, vocabulary and life communication skills. Free. Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. Island Christian Church, 4601 US Highway 80 E Savannah. 912-897-3604. Contact: James Lavin or Minister John LaMaison www.islandschristian. org. [062812]

Family Law Workshop

The Mediation Center has three workshops a month to assist citizens who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support and/or visitation and contempt. Schedule: 1st Tuesday, 4:30-7:30pm. 2nd Monday, 2-5pm. 4th Thursday 10am-1pm. Fee:$30 to cover all documents needed to file. Register at mediationsavannah.com or 912-354-6686. [082612]

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. [062812]

Feldenkrais Classes

Tuesdays 9:30 am and Wednesdays 6:00 pm at the Park South complex, 7505 Waters Ave, Bldg B Suite 8, near Waters and Eisenhower. $15 drop-in, $12 - 6 classes. For more info contact Elaine Alexander, GCFP at 912-223-

7049 or elaine.alexander@ymail.com. [062812]

Group Guitar Lessons

Join us for a fun time, for group guitar lessons, at the YMCA on Whitemarsh and Tybee Islands (adults and teens only). Hands-on instruction, music theory, ear training, sight reading, ensemble playing, technique, and rhythm drills, by teacher Tim Daniel (BS in Music). 912-897-9559. $20/week. [062812]

Guitar, Electric Bass & Double Bass Lessons

Instruction for all ages of beginner/intermediate students. Technique, chords, note reading, and theory. Learn songs and improvisation. Studio located 2 blocks from Daffin Park. Housecalls available. Call 401-255-6921 or email a.teixeira472@gmail.com to schedule a 1/2 price first lesson! [062812]

Guitar, Mandolin or bass guitar Lessons Guitar, mandolin or bass guitar lessons. emphasis on theory, reading music and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. 912232-5987 [062812]

Homeschool Music Classes

Music classes for homeschool students ages 8 through 18 and their parents. Classes start in August with registration in July. Classes offered in Guyton and Savannah. Go to www. CoastalEmpireMusic.com for more details. [062812]

Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

The Housing Authority of Savannah hosts a series of regular classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. 1407 Wheaton Street. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri of month, 9-11am. Basic Computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1-3pm. Community Computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3-4:30pm. For more info: 912232-4232 x115 or www.savannahpha.com [062812]

Learn to Speak Spanish

Spanish Instruction for Individuals or Groups and Spanish-English Translation and Interpretation. Classes held at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. An eclectic range of tools used in each session, including: hand-outs, music, visual recognition, conversation, and interactive web media. Instruction tailored to student needs. Flexible scheduling. Information and pricing: 912-541-1337. [062412]

Microsoft Excel I

Two 3-hour sessions in Excel cover the basic Excel environment, creating and opening workbooks, navigating the Excel working screen, formatting and navigating worksheets, entering data, entering labels, and creating and working with charts. Fee: $75. Tuesday, 9/18/2012 and Thursday, 9/20/2012 6:30-9:30 p.m. Registration: 912-478-5551. Information: 912-651-0942. Offered in Savannah by Georgia Southern’s Continuing Education program at the Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Microsoft Excel II

Move up to an intermediate knowledge of Microsoft Excel. Formulas; functions; SUMIF Function; sorting data; applying shading through conditional formatting or Excel table style; creating macros and more. Tuesday, 9/25/2012 and Thursday, 9/27/2012 6:30-9:30 p.m. Registration: 912-478-5551. Information: 912-651-0942 or email christinataylor@ georgiasouthern.edu Fee: $75. Offered in Savannah by Georgia Southern’s Continuing Education program at the Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm St.

Music Lessons for All Instruments

Rody’s Music is now offering music lessons for all ages on all instruments, beginners through advanced. 7700 Abercorn St. For more information call 912-352-4666 or email kristi@awsav.com. [051912]

Savannah Musicians Institute offers private instruction for all ages in guitar, drums, piano, bass, voice, banjo, mandolin, ukulele, flute, and woodwinds. 7041 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Info: 912-692-8055 or smisavannah@gmail.com. [062812]

New Horizons Adult Band Program

A music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school or college and would like to have the opportunity to begin playing again. Dust off your instrument every Monday night at Portman’s Music Store (Abercorn) at 6:30p.m. The cost is $30.00 per month. All ages and ability levels are welcome. Contact Pamela Kidd at 912-354-1500 for more info. [062812]

Novel Writing

Write a novel, finish the one you’ve started, revise it or pursue publishing your work. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-on-one or small group classes and mentoring, as well as manuscript critique, ebook formatting and more. Send an email to pmasoninsavannah@ gmail.com for pricing and scheduling information. [062812]

Open Pottery Studio at Savannah’s Clay Spot

For potters with experience who want time in the studio, Choose from 4 hour time slots. Registrations are based on a monthly, bi monthly, and quarterly time commitment. Savannah’s Clay Spot, 1305 Barnard St. Information: 912-509-4647 or www.savannahsclayspot.com [062812]

Russian Language Classes

Savannah’s Place for Art, Culture and Education (S.P.A.C.E.) is registering students for Fall visual arts classes and workshops. Day and evening sessions are offered for children, teens and adults in all skill levels. Sessions run September 17 - October 27 & October 19 – December 14. Both sessions are held at the Department of Cultural Affairs S.P.A.C.E. studios, 9 W. Henry St. Sessions include ceramics, metals, glass, painting and drawing, children’s cartooning, a cartooning class, lapidary stone cutting for jewelry design, expanded drawing and painting classes, beginning watercolor and Raku firings. Fees include materials, studio space and more. Information and fees: www.savannahga.gov/arts or by calling (912) 651-6783.

Savannah Charlesfunders Investment Discussion Group

Savannah Sacred Harp Singers

Everyone that loves to sing is invited to join the Savannah Sacred Harp Singers at Faith Primitive Baptist Church, 3212 Bee Road in Savannah. All are welcome to participate or listen in on one of America’s most revered musical traditions. For more information call 912-655-0994 or visit savannahsacredharp. com. [062812]

Savannah School of Drawing and Painting

Fall classes begin in mid-September. Maximum number of students per class is 7. Private instruction available, $50/per hour. Instructor is an award-winning Portrait Artist and Medical Illustrator with a passion for creating and teaching art. See website or call for classes, times, and fees. Karen Bradley at 912-507-7138 or kbillustration@mac.com. Website: www. kbillustration.com.

Sign Language

Learn receptive and expressive skills -- fingerspelling, and basic questions, statements, and negations. Plus an introduction to the culture of the United States Deaf Community. Date: Tuesdays and Thursdays, 9/25/2012 to 10/11/2012 Registration: 912-478-5551. Information: 912-651-0942 or email christinataylor@ georgiasouthern.edu Fee: $150. Offered by Georgia Southern’s Dept of Continuing Education at the Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm St., Savannah.

mutual support. Utilize the Artist’s Way tools of The Morning Pages (daily journaling) and The Artist Date (a weekly excursion) plus exercises and group discussion. Fee: $150. Students must provide their own book. Mondays, 9/24/2012 to 11/12/2012 6:30-8:30pm. Registration: 912-478-5551. Information: 912-6510942 or email christinataylor@georgiasouthern. edu. Offered in Savannah by Georgia Southern’s dept of Continuing Education at the Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm St.

Yoga for Couples: Toolbox for Labor & Delivery

Participants will learn a “toolbox” full of hands-on comfort measures including breathing, massage, positioning, pressure points and much more from two labor doulas. For moms and their birth companions, to prepare for labor and delivery. The class is held the last Wednesday of each month at 100 Riverview Drive, 6pm-8pm. $100 per couple. Call Ann Carroll (912) 7047650 or e-mail her at carroll3620@bellsouth. net. Reservations are required and space is limited. [070812]

Clubs & Organizations Avegost LARP

Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. Generally meets on the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. Email: Kaza Ayersman, godzillaunknown@gmail.com or visit www.avegost.com [062912]

safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http://buccaneerregion.org. [062912]

Business Networking on the Islands

Chatham Sailing Club

Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group Meets 1st Thursday each month from 9:30-10:30 AM. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Savannah (912) 3086768 for more info. [062912] Meets the first Friday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd., Savannah (across fom N. Cromwell Rd.) If first Friday falls on a holiday weekend, meeting is second Friday. No boat? No sailing experience? No problem! Information: http://www. chathamsailing.org. [051912]

Drop N Circle Craft Night (formerly Stitch-N Group)

Sponsored by The Frayed Knot and Perlina. Join us every Tuesday evening 5pm-8pm for crafting. Located at 6 West State Street (behind the CVS off of Wright Square in the historic district.) Enjoy the sharing of creativity with other knitters, crocheters, beaders, spinners, felters, needle pointers. All levels of experience welcome. Come and be inspired! For more info please call 912-233-1240 or 912-441-2656. [072812]

Eat Your Veggies! Savannah Veggies & Vegans

Eat well, meet new friends, help the animals. Saturday, Sept. 15, 6:00 - 7:30 p.m. at the Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. in Savannah’s Historic District. Gather for a Dutch-treat dinner and/or coffee and dessert and great conversation. Contact: Marsha Godzinski Hargreaves, 912 660 6912 or mharg@comcast.net; or visit

Red Light Tobacco

Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call 912-7132718 for more information. [062812]

S.P.A.C.E. presents Fall Visual Arts Classes and Workshops

charlesfund@gmail.com for more information. [062812]

happenings

Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments

| Submit your event | email: happenings@connectsavannah.com | fax: (912) 231-9932 | 1800 E. Victory Dr., Suite 7, Savannah, GA 31404

The Savannah Charlesfunders meet every Saturday at 8:30am to discuss stocks, bonds, and better investing. Meetings take place at Panera Bread on Bull and Broughton. Contact us at

Singing Lessons with Anitra Opera Diva

Anitra is currently teaching the Vaccai Bel Canto technique for those interested in improving their vocal range and breathing capacity. Bel Canto carries over well as a foundation technique for different styles including opera, pop, rock and cabaret. Fridays 5.30-8-30pm, Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 1/2 W State St Savannah, 3rd floor. 786-247-9923 www. anitraoperadiva.com [062512]

Spanish Classes

Learn Spanish for life and grow your business. Spanish courses to professionals in the Savannah area offered by Conquistador Spanish Language Institute, LLC. Classes offered in series. Begins Thursday, September 13, 6pm with “Beginner Spanish for Professionals” course. Introductory price $155 + Textbook ($12.95) Instructor: Bertha E. Hernandez, M.Ed & Native Speaker. Registration: www.conquistadorspanish.com Fee: $155.00 Meets in the Keller Williams Realty Meeting Room, 329 Commercial Drive.

Buccaneer Region SCCA

The local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a

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The Artist’s Way

A shared journey into personal creative growth through the international bestseller, The Artist’s Way by Julia Cameron. Discover or regain creative self-confidence in an atmosphere of

“It’s okay... I know the owners!” Special: Footballtcher & $12 Pi Wings Jumbo Games Edward DeVita/The Savannah Sports Monthly During MON $1 Dom. Drafts for Men & Poker Night • TUES Texas Hold ’Em WED $5 Burger & a Beer, Butt Naked Trivia THURS $10 Pizza/Pitcher, Ladies: Buy 1, Get 1 Any Drink FRI Big Stack Poker SUN Open @ noon; Poker @ 1pm & 3pm

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Energy Healers

Energy Healers Meets every Monday at 6pm. Meditation and healing with energy. Discuss aromatherapy, chakra systems and more. Call 912-695-2305 for more info. http://www.meetup. com/SavannahEnergyHealers/ [062912]

Exploring The American Revolution in Savannah

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Interested in exploring the role Savannah played in the American Revolution? Join like-minded people including artists, writers, teachers and historians for discussion, site exploration and creative collaboration. Meets the 1st & 3rd Thursdays at 6pm at Gallery Espresso. Email, Kathleen Thomas: exploretherevolution@gmail. com for more info. [062912]

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr., Thunderbolt. [062912]

Honor Flight Savannah

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1 English homework list 6 Health gp. based in Atlanta 9 Like stray dogs 14 Wake Island, for one 15 Pet for Harry Potter 16 “The Path to the Nest of Spiders” writer Calvino 17 FX show about a stand-up comic 18 Crunchy stuff in a walkway 20 Final Four gp. 22 A, in Austria 23 Kimmel competitor 24 He released the album “So” 28 FBI worker 29 Half of an eternal balance 30 Pre-album collectibles 31 Faux ___ 34 Limo driver’s big day 36 Genetic messenger material 38 From the beginning, in Latin 40 Trucker’s less-green alternative to biofuel 44 Skipped the restaurant 45 “A curse on your family!” 46 Being, to Berlioz 47 987-65-4321, e.g. 48 102, way back when 51 Furtive 53 “___ was going to say before you interrupted me...” 54 What a mom might picture a secretly-bratty kid to be 57 Largest of seven 60 Blocked tic-tac-toe line 61 Friend, in France 62 Staff 65 “Sex, Lies and Videotape” actress MacDowell 68 Poet Sylvia 69 ___ Soundsystem 70 Nag persistently 71 Electronics name 72 Designer monogram under the Gucci label 73 “Find ___ and fill it”

A non-profit organization dedicated to sending our area Korean War and World War II veterans to Washington DC to visit the new WWII Memorial. All expenses are paid by Honor Flight Savannah, which is not a government-supported program. They depend on donations from the community to fund their efforts. Honor Flight is seeking veterans interested in making a trip to Washington. For more info: (912) 596-1962 or www.honorflightsavannah.org [062912]

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1 He played Batman before George 2 Prefix meaning “ear-related” 3 Advice to the angry 4 She “Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” 5 Like the eyes of the sleep-deprived 6 Good or bad figure? 7 Insignificant sort 8 Missouri senator McCaskill 9 Defunct space station 10 In any way 11 Church passage 12 “By the Time I Get to Phoenix” singer Campbell 13 2012 acronym akin to “Be adventurous” 19 ___ Gnop (retro game of the 1970s) 21 “Just ___” (No Doubt song) 24 Season 4 “Bachelorette” DeAnna 25 Long-plumed herons 26 Baby-dressing photographer Geddes 27 Actor Morales of “NYPD Blue” 31 Stamp when there aren’t enough stamps 32 Reluctant (to) 33 Cirque du ___ 35 Hosp. scanner 37 “___ Wiedersehen!” 39 Contest where you’d hear “chiaroscurist” 41 Tony-winning musical of 2012 42 “Random” abbr. on a moving box 43 Fourth Greek letter 49 Gift material for a sixth anniversary 50 “Wouldn’t that be awesome...” 52 Kawasaki competitor 54 Pale looking 55 Business decision-makers 56 Sheer, smooth fabric 57 iPhone buys 58 Actress Ward 59 Where Farsi is spoken 63 “And what have we here!?!” 64 The “bad” cholesterol, for short 66 Dvorak’s Symphony No. 9 ___ Minor 67 Announcer Hall

For mothers of school-aged children, kindergarten through high school. Authentic community, mothering support, personal growth, practical help, and spiritual hope. Meets first & third Monday of the month, excluding holidays.

Childcare is available upon request. A ministry of MOPS International. Information or registration: call 912-898-4344 or kymmccarty@hotmail.com. http://www.mops.org/ [062912]

Islands MOPS

A Mothers of Preschoolers group that meets at the First Baptist Church of the Islands on two Wednesdays a month from 9:15-11:30am. Website/information: https://sites.google.com/ site/islandsmops/ [062912]

Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet

Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Contact (912) 308-6768 for info. No fees. Wanna learn? Come join us! [062912]

Knittin’ Night

Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome. Wild Fibre, 6 East Liberty Street (near Bull St.) Call for info: 912-238-0514 [063012]

Language Club--French, Spanish, German or English Parle toi le francais? Hablas espanol? Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Speak English? Practice your French, Spanish , German or English at Cafe’ Florie’ Restaurant, 1715 Barnard St (Between 33rd and 34th. Every Sunday from 4:00 to 5:30pm. Meet people and practice your favorite language. There is a small fee for coordinator. If interested contact srn104anto@aol.com or 912541-1337. First meeting day is July 29. [072712]

Low Country Turners

A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Contact Steve Cook, 912-313-2230. [062912]

Michigan State University Football! MSU Coastal Alumni Club

Gather with other MSU alums to watch football at B&D Burgers on Abercorn Street. The MSU Coastal Alumni Club meets four times to watch games during fall 2012: Sept. 15 vs. Notre Dame;

PSYCHO SUDOKU!

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“Kaidoku” Each of the 26 letters of the alphabet is represented in this grid by a number between 1 and 26. Using letter frequency, word-pattern recognition, and the numbers as your guides, fill in the grid with well-known English words (HINT: since a Q is always followed by a U, try hunting down the Q first). Only lowercase, unhyphenated words are allowed in kaidoku, so you won’t see anything like STOCKHOLM or LONG-LOST in here (but you might see AFGHAN, since it has an uncapitalized meaning, too). Now stop wasting my precious time and SOLVE! psychosudoku@hotmail.com

Broughton Street. Information: Gareth Avant at garethavant@gmail.com or 336-339-3970. [082712]

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

Peacock Guild-For Writers and Book Lovers

Savannah Fencing Club

Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. Call 786-4508. [062912] A literary society for bibliophiles and writers. Writer’s Salon meetings held on first Tuesday and third Wednesday. Book Club meets on the third Tuesday. All meetings start at 7:30 p.m. and meet at Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home (207 E. Charlton St.). Call 233-6014 or visit Facebook group “Peacock Guild” for more info. [062912]

Philo Cafe

A weekly discussion group that meets from 7:30pm-9pm at various locations each Monday. Anyone craving some good conversation is invited to drop by. No cost. For more info, email athenapluto@yahoo.com or look up The Philo Cafe on Facebook. [063012]

Queen of Spades Card Playing Club

A new club formed to bring lovers of card games together to play games such as Spades, Hearts, Rummy, etc. We will meet every other Thursday from 7:30 to 9 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13. E. Park Ave. Next meeting is July 19. Children are welcome. No fee. Information: 912-660-8585. [071512]

Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman,756-5865 or Billy Tomlinson 5965965. [062912]

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet the first Sunday at 4 pm. at 5429 LaRoche Ave and the third Tuesday at Super King Buffet, 10201 Abercorn Street at 7:30 p.m. Call 308-2094, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix. org. [062912]

Safe Kids Savannah

A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries, holds a meeting on the second Tuesday of every month from 11:30am-1pm. Visit www.safekidssavannah.org or call 912-3533148 for more info. [062912]

Savannah Art Association

The non-profit art association, the Southeast’s oldest, is taking applications for membership. Workshops, community programs, exhibition opportunities, and an artistic community of diverse and creative people from all ages, mediums, and skill levels. Information: 912-232-7731 [062912]

Savannah Authors Autonomous Writing Group

Meets the second and fourth Tuesdays of each month, 6-8 p.m. Encourage first-class prose writing, fiction or non-fiction, through discussion, constructive criticism, instruction, exercises and examples. Location: C. H. Brown Fine Silver and Antiques, 14 West Jones St., between Bull and Whitaker. All are welcome. No charge. Contact: Alice Vantrease (alicevantrease@live.com) or 912-308-3208. [070812]

Savannah Brewers’ League

A dinner meeting the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club. Call John Findeis at 748-7020. [062912] Beginner classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. $60. Some equipment provided. After completing the class, you may join the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers welcome. Call 429-6918 or email savannahfencing@aol.com. [062912]

Savannah Go Green

Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day! Call (912) 308-6768 to learn more. [062912]

Savannah Jaycees

Meeting/info session held the 1st Tuesday of every month at 6pm to discuss upcoming events and provide an opportunity for those interested in joining the Jaycees to learn more. Must be 21-40 years old to join. 101 Atlas St. 912-353-7700 or www.savannahjaycees.com [062912]

Savannah Kennel Club

Monthly meetings are open to the public and visitors. Meetings are held at Logan’s Roadhouse Restaurant, 11301 Abercorn St. the fourth Monday of each month, September through May. Dinner starts at 6 pm and meeting starts at 7:30pm. Guest Speakers at every meeting. For more info, call 912-238-3170 or visit www.savannahkennelclub.org [062912]

Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program. The club hosts activities, tours and events to assist in learning about Savannah and making new friends. www.savannahnewcomers.com [062912]

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Savannah Sci-Fi/Fantasy Roleplaying and Gaming

Meets at Savannah State University Student Union Room 206 every Tuesday, starting September 25. The gaming will be open to Dungeon and Dragons, Star Wars, and other roleplaying games, such as Magic the Gathering. Gaming from 4:00 PM to 10:00 PM. Information: Rogue_mailto:Rogue_gothic@

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Meets the first Wednesday of the month at 7:30 p.m. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Meet at Moon River Brewing Company, 21 W. Bay St. [062912]

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Savannah Area Clemson alumni and supporters meet at various times and locations throughout the year. Saturday, September 1 at 7:00pm – Clemson vs Auburn viewing party at Satisfied (formerly Loco’s Downtown), 301 W.

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ARIES

(March 21–April 19) You will never be able to actually gaze upon your own face. You may of course see a reasonable likeness of it in mirrors, photos, and videos. But the real thing will always be forever visible to everyone else, but not you. I think that’s an apt symbol for how hard it is to get a totally objective view of your own soul. No matter how sincere you may be in your efforts to see yourself clearly, there will always be fuzziness, misapprehensions, and ignorance. Having said that, though, I want you to know that the coming weeks will be an excellent time to see yourself better than ever before.

TAURUS

(April 20–May 20) I’ve got four related pieces of advice for you, Taurus: 1. The most reliable way for you to beat the system is to build your own more interesting system. 2. The most likely way to beat your competitors is not to fight them, but rather to ignore them and compete only against yourself. 3. To escape the numbing effects of an outworn tradition, you could create a fresh tradition that makes you excited to get out of bed in the morning. 4. If you have a problem that is not only impossible to solve but also boring, find yourself a fascinating new problem that will render the old problem irrelevant.

GEMINI

(May 21–June 20) “Dear Doctor of Love: My heart is itchy. I’m totally serious. I’m not talking about some phantom tingle on the skin of my chest. What I mean is that the prickling sensation originates in the throbbing organ inside of me. Is this even possible? Have you heard of such a crazy thing? Could it be some astrological phenomenon? What should I do? – Itchy–Hearted Gemini.” Dear Gemini: I suspect that it’s not just you, but many Geminis, who are experiencing symptoms like yours. From what I can tell, you have a lot of trapped feelings in your heart that need to be identified, liberated, and dealt with.

CANCER

(June 21–July 22) If you make a conscious decision to combine plaids with stripes or checks with floral patterns or

reddish–purples with greenish–oranges, I will wholeheartedly approve. If, on the other hand, you absent–mindedly create combinations like that, doing so because you’re oblivious or lazy, I will soundly disapprove. The same holds true about any hodgepodge or hybrid or mishmash you generate, Cancerian: It’ll receive cosmic blessings if you do it with flair and purpose, but not if it’s the result of being inattentive and careless.

LEO

(July 23–Aug. 22) Should we boycott the writing of Edgar Allan Poe because he married his 13–year–old cousin when he was 26? Should anti–drug crusaders stop using their iPhones when they find out that Steve Jobs said that “doing LSD was one of the two or three most important things I have done in my life”? Should we stop praising the work that Martin Luther King Jr. did to advance civil rights because he engaged in extramarital affairs? Those are the kinds of questions I suspect you’ll have to deal with in the coming days, Leo. I encourage you to avoid having knee–jerk reactions.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Arthur Turner, a Virgo reader from Austin, is upset with my recent horoscopes. In his email, he wrote the following: “You’re making me mad with your predictions of non–stop positivity, Brezsny. I need more dirt and grit and muck. I’ve got to have some misery and decay to motivate me. So just please shut up with your excess projections of good times. They’re bringing me down.” Here’s my response to him and to any other Virgo who feels like him: I’m afraid you’re scheduled to endure even more encounters with cosmic benevolence in the coming week. If these blessings feel oppressive, try to change your attitude about them.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23–Oct. 22) The humorous science journal Annals of Improbable Research published a paper entitled “The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth.” Signed by 198 Ph.D. physicists, it came to this conclusion: “So far as we can determine, peanut butter has no effect on the rotation of the earth.” If possible, Libra, I suggest you summon a comparable amount

of high–powered expertise for your own purposes. But please make sure that those purposes are weightier than the question of peanut butter’s role on our planet’s movements. Round up the best help you can, yes; call on all the favors you’re owed and be aggressive in seeking out brilliant support; but only for a truly important cause.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23–Nov. 21) September 16 is the first day of Rosh Hashana, the Jewish New Year. So begins ten days of repentance. Whether or not you’re Jewish, Scorpio, you are entering an astrological phase when taking stock of yourself would be a brilliant move. That’s why I invite you to try the following self–inventory, borrowed from the Jewish organization Chadeish Yameinu. 1. What would you like to leave behind from the past 12 months? 2. What has prevented you from living up to your highest standards and being your very best self? 3. What would you love to bring with you into the next 12 months? 4. Who served as a teacher for you in the past year? 5. Were you a teacher for anyone? 6. Is there anyone you need to forgive? 7. How will you go about forgiving?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)

If I’m accurately interpreting the astrological omens, the coming months will be a soulful feast in which every day will bring you a shimmering revelation about the nature of your soul’s code and how best to activate it. Reasons for grateful amazement will flow so freely that you may come to feel that miracles are routine and naturally–occurring phenomena. And get this: In your dreams, Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty will get married, win the lottery, and devote their fortune to fostering your spiritual education until you are irrevocably enlightened. (I confess there’s a slight chance I’m misinterpreting the signs, and everything I described will be true for only a week or so, not months.)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)

A reader named Marissa begged me to insert a secret message into the Capricorn horoscope. She wanted me to influence Jergen, a guy she has a crush on, to open up his eyes and see how great she is. I told her I wouldn’t do it. Why? For

one thing, I never try to manipulate people into doing things that aren’t in alignment with their own desires. For another, I faithfully report on my understanding of the tides of fate, and refuse to just make stuff up. I urge you to have that kind of integrity, Capricorn. I suspect you may soon be invited or coaxed to engage in what amounts to some tainted behavior. Don’t do it. Make an extra effort to be incorruptible.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20–Feb. 18) “The far away, the very far, the farthest, I have found only in my own blood,” said poet Antonio Porchia. Let’s make that thought your keynote, Aquarius. Your assignment will be to search for what’s most exotic and unknown, but only in the privacy of your own heart, not out in the great wide world. For now at least, the inner realm is the location of the laboratory where the most useful experiments will unfold. Borrowing from novelist Carole Maso, I leave you with this: “Make love to the remoteness in yourself.”

PISCES

(Feb. 19–March 20) It would be an excellent time for you to elope, even if you do so with the person to whom you’re already mated. You might also consider the possibility of wearing a wedding dress everywhere you wander, even if there is no marriage ceremony in your immediate future, and even if you’re a man. And if neither of those ideas appeals to you, please at least do something that will symbolize your intention to focus on intimacy with an intensified sense of purpose. Fling rice at yourself. Seek out someone who’ll give you lessons in how to listen like an empathetic genius. Compose and recite vows in which you pledge to become an utterly irresistible and reliable ally.

Meets 6-7pm every other Wednesday at Tubby’s on River Drive in Thunderbolt. The aim of Savannah Storytellers is to “talk to tell” a story or stories. We will help, encourage and instruct you in audio-recording and/or presenting your own story. Limited seating. Must have reservation. Call 912-349-4059. [091012]

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the Mulberry Inn. http://www.savannahsunriserotary.org. [062912]

Savannah Toastmasters

Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 484-6710. [062912]

Savannah Writers Group

A gathering of writers of all levels for networking, hearing published guest speaker authors, and writing critique in a friendly, supportive environment. Meets the second and fourth Tuesdays of the month at 7:00 PM at the Atlanta Bread Company in Twelve Oaks Shopping Center, 5500 Abercorn Street. Free and open to the public. Information: www.savannahwritersgroup.blogspot. com/group or 912-572-6251. [082612].

Seersucker Live’s Happy Hour for Writers A no-agenda gathering of the Savannah area writing community, held on the first Thursday of every month from 5:30-7:30pm. Free and open to all writers, aspiring writers, and anyone interested in writing. 21+ with valid I.D. Usually held at Abe’s on Lincoln, 17 Lincoln Street. For specifics, visit SeersuckerLive.com. [063012]

The Freedom Network

An international, leaderless network of individuals interested in finding more freedom in a less and less free world. For individualists, anarcholibertarians, social misfits, agorists, voluntarists, “permanent tourists” etc. Savannah meetings twice monthly on Thursdays at 8.30 pm. at announced location. No dues, no fees. For next meeting details email: onebornfree@yahoo.com

The Freedom Network

An international, leaderless network of individuals seeking practical methods for achieving more freedom in an unfree world, via non-political methods. For individualists, nonconformists, anarcho-libertarians, social misfits, voluntarists, conspiracy theorists, “permanent tourists” etc. Savannah meetings/discussions twice monthly on Thursdays at 8.30 pm. Discussion subjects and meeting locations will vary. No politics, no religious affiliation, no dues, no fees. For next meeting details email: onebornfree@ yahoo.com. [072212]

U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Flotilla

Join the volunteer organization that assists the U.S. Coast Guard. Meets the 4th Wednesday every month at 6pm at Barnes Restaurant, 5320 Waters Avenue. All ages welcomed. Prior experience and/or boat ownership not required. Information: www.savannahaux.com or telephone 912-598-7387. [063012]

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 9273356. [063012]

Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation

Meets the second Tuesday of every month (except October), 6:00 pm at Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner Street. Call 912-232-3549 or email chesteraellis@comcast.net for more information. [063012]

Dance Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classes for multiple ages in the art of performance dance and Adult fitness dance. Styles include African, Modern, Ballet, Jazz, Tap,

Adult Ballet Class

Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St., at 39th, is offering an Adult Ballet Class on Thursdays from 6:30-7:30. Cost is $12 per class. Join us for learning and fun. Call 234-8745 for more info. [062812]

Adult Dance and Fitness Classes

Beginner & Intermediate Ballet, Modern Dance, Barre Fusion, BarreCore Body Sculpt, and Gentle Stretch & Tone. No experience necessary for beginner ballet, barre, or stretch/ tone. The Ballet School, Piccadilly Square, 10010 Abercorn. Registration/fees/information: 912-925-0903. Or www.theballetschoolsav.com [062812]

Adult Intermediate Ballet

Mondays & Wednesdays, 7 - 8pm, $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Class meets year round. (912) 921-2190. The Academy of Dance, 74 West Montgomery Crossroads. [062812]

Argentine Tango

Lessons Sundays 1:30-3:30pm. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h Ferguson Ave. Open to the public. Cost $3.00 per person. Wear closed toe leather soled shoes if available. For more information call 912-925-7416 or email savh_ tango@yahoo.com. [052812]

Beginners Belly Dance Classes

Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/skill levels welcome. Every Sunday, Noon-1PM, Fitness Body and Balance Studio 2127 1/2 E. Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/four. 912-596-0889 or www. cairoonthecoast.com [062812]

Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle

The perfect class for those with little to no dance background. Cybelle has been formally trained and has been performing for over a decade. $15/class. Tues: 7-8pm. Visit www. cybelle3.com. For info: cybelle@cybelle3.com or call 912-414-1091 Private classes are also available. Walk-ins are welcome. Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. [062812]

C.C. Express Dance Team

Meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. [062812]

Home Cookin’ Cloggers

Meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. [122911]

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Glor na h’Eireann cultural arts studio is offering beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up, Adult Step & Ceili, Strength & Flexibility, non-competitive and competition programs, workshops and camps. TCRG certified. For more info contact PrideofIrelandGA@ gmail.com or 912-704-2052. [062812]

Let’s Samba! Free Samba Lessons

Samba Savannah provides an opportunity for people interested in experiencing, learning and performing Brazilian drumming techniques, exploring several types of Samba rhythms. Free weekly classes. Beginners welcome. Introductory meeting and orientation Sat. Sept. 15, 2pm at Indigo Sky Gallery, 915 Waters Ave. Limited to 30 people. Information: Andrew Hartzell (instructor) at hartzellsav@gmail.com

Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.

offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany at 272-8329. [062812]

Modern Dance Class

Classes for beginner and intermediate levels. Fridays 10-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. For more info, call Elizabeth 912354-5586. [062812]

Pole Dancing Classes

Beginners pole dance offered Wednesdays 8pm, Level II Pole Dance offered Monday 8pm, $22/1 class, $70/4 classes, pre-registration required. Learn pole dance moves and spins while getting a full body workout. Also offering Pole Fitness Classes Monday & Wednesday 11am. For more info: www.fitnessbodybalance. com or 912-398-4776. Nothing comes off but your shoes. Fitness Body & Balance Studio, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. [062812]

Salsa Savannah Dance & Lessons

Lessons Tue. & Thur. at SubZero Lounge, 109 W. Broughton St., from 7-10pm. (Free intro class at 7pm). Dancing 10-close. Drink specials during happy hours. Lessons on Sat at Salon de Baile at Noon. Visit salsasavannah.com / 912704-8726 for info. [062812]

Savannah Dance Club

Savannah Dance Club. Shag, Swing, Cha-Cha and Line dancing. Everyone invited. Call for details on location, days and times. 912-3988784. [082912]

Savannah Shag Club

music every Wednesday, 7pm, at Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. and every Friday, 7 pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. [062812]

Fitness Go Green 5K Run/Walk

The Chatham County Resource Protection Commission hosts the third annual Go Green 5K Trail Run/Walk, Saturday, Oct. 13, 8:30am. Benefiting land conservation activities. Diaper Dash, Kid K, dog costume contest, music and food. Information: Debbie Burke at 651-1456 or register at fleetfeetsavannah.com/go-green.

Tai Chi Lessons in Forsyth Park

Tuesdays from 9-10am. $10 per session. North End of Forsyth Park. Contact relaxsavannah@ gmail.com with questions.

Basic Zumba & Zumba Toning Classes with Mai

Mondays, Lake Mayer in the Community Center from 8:30am - 9:30am. Zumba Toning at the JEA (Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St) Mondays @ 6 pm. Free for members, $5.00 for nonmembers. Basic Zumba Tues & Thurs 10-10:45am, Curves in Sav’h Mall, $3/ members, $5/Gen. Adm. Tuesdays 5:306:30pm, St. Paul CME Social Hall, 123 Brady St. $3 Per class. Weds 9:30-10:15am, Frank Murray Community Center, Wilmington Island, $3. Bring water, proper shoes and attire. Contact Mai @ 912-604-9890. [081912]

Bellydance Fusion Classes

Fusion bellydance mixes ballet, jazz and hip hop into a unique, high energy style of dance. Classes include drills and choreographies for all levels. Small classes held several days a week in downtown Savannah, and upon request. $10 per person. Contact Christa at 678-799-4772 or see [063012]

Blue Water Yoga

Community donation based classes held at the Talahi Island Community Center. Tue. & Thur. 5:45 -7:00p Fri. 9:30-10:30a For info email egs5719@aol. com or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. [063012]

Fitness Classes at the JEA

Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St., http:// www.savj.org. [063012]

Kung Fu School: Ving Tsun

Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to turn an attacker’s strength against them. Call Sifu Michael Sampson to learn about free trial classes 912-429-9241. 11202 White Bluff Road. Drop ins welcome. [063012]

Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes

Mondays at the Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Call for times and fees. 912-232-2994 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. [063012]

Pilates Classes

Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and Semi-Private classes by appointment. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Suite-A Ferguson Ave. Carol Daly-Wilder, Certified Pilates Instructor. 912.238-0018. http:// savannahpilates.com. [063012]

Pregnancy Yoga

Ongoing series of 6-week sessions are held on Thursdays from 6-7:15pm at 100 Riverview Dr. Pre-natal yoga helps mothers-to-be prepare for a more mindful approach to the challenges of pregnancy, labor & delivery. Course fee: $100. Contact Ann Carroll at 912-704-7650 or ann@aikyayoga.com. [063012]

Savannah Climbing CoOp Ladies Night

Every Wednesday women climb for half price from 6pm - 10pm. $5. 302 W Victory Drive, Suite D. savannahclimbingcoop.com [091012]

Savannah Disc Golf Club

Weekly events (Entry $5): Friday 5 pm - Friday Night Flights. Sat. 10am-Luck of the draw Doubles. Sat. 1pm-Handicapped League. Tom Triplett Park, Hwy 80 W, Pooler. Sun. 10 amSingles at the Sarge in Hardeeville, SC. Info: savannahdiscgolf.com or savannahdiscgolf@ gmail.com All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. [063012]

Stand-Up Paddleboarding

Stand-up paddleboarding lessons and tours. A great way get out on the water and to stay fit. East Coast Paddleboarding, Savannah/Tybee Island. Eastcoastpaddleboarding.com or 781267-1810 [063012]

The Yoga Room

Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr. [063012]

Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors

Free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. 6.30 p.m., Tuesdays and 12:45 p.m., Thursdays, FitnessOne, 3rd floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine, Memorial University Medical Center. Call 912-350-9031. [072912]

Zumba Fitness (R) Classes with April

Mondays @ 5:30 and Thursdays @ 6:30. Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. Just $5 for nonmembers. Call 912-349-4902 for more info. [063012]

Zumba Fitness and Toning Classes with Anne

Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E Montgomery Crossroads. Toning class is Tuesdays, 7-8 pm. Bring 1 or 2 lb. weights. Standard Zumba is Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. Both classes are $5 per session, Free if you bring a friend. (912) 596-1952. [8-3-12] cs

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Contemporary, & Gospel. Classes held in the new Abeni Cultural Arts dance studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. For more information call 912631-3452 or 912-272-2797. Ask for Muriel or Darowe. E-mail: abeniculturalarts@gmail.com [062812]

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1011 EAST 39TH STREET: 2nd floor apt. $625/monthly plus $625/deposit. All utilities paid. Call 912-398-4424

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*1128 Graydon: 2BR/1BA $650. *730 E. 34th: 3BR/1BA $650 *2214 N. Mexico: 3BR/1BA + den $850. Several Rental & Rent-to-Own Properties Guaranteed Financing. STAY MANAGEMENT 352-7829 120 FOX CHASE RD. Isle Of Hope School District. 3 BR/ 2 BA, New Floors, and Paint $935. 912-507-6262 12 NELSON STREET: 2BR, LR, DR, washer/dryer hookup, large backyard. $385/month plus $385/deposit. Call 912-354-0869 Good Music Is Food For The Soul. Find it online in Soundboard at connectsavannah.com

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1/2-OFF 1ST MONTH’S RENT! Rent A Manufactured home,14x70,on high/wooded lot. 3BR/2BA,save $$$, Gas, heat and stove, central air, refrigerator,full mini-blinds, carpeting and draperies, washer/dryer hookups, 48sqft. deck w/hand rails and steps, double-car cement parking pad. Swimming pool, recreational areas, on-site garbage service(twice weekly) and fire protection included, cable TV available, guest parking. Starting at $500/month,including lot rent. 800 Quacco Road. 925-9673.

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3 BR, 1 BA, W/D Hook- Up, Den, Bonus Room, CH/A , Nice Neighborhood, Bus Route. $800 mo $ 800 dep 912-660-2054/

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1BR/1BA APARTMENT For Rent. $600/month, $600/Deposit ($975 w/pet). 1210 East 70th St. Within walking distance of Memorial Hospital. Available immediately. Contact Greg or Shirley, 912-756-6726.

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BEE ROAD: 2BR/1BA $625. CAROLINE DRIVE: 2BR/1BA, living room, kitchen furnished, total electric $675/month. VARNEDOE DRIVE: 2BR/1BA, LR, kitchen $650. 912-897-6789 or 912-344-4164 2345 Ogeechee Road Hardwood Floors, 3BR/1BA, LR, DR, Kitchen w/range & refrigerator, CH&A, (gas water heater & heat),W/D Connections. OffStreet Parking. $700/Rent, $650/Deposit 411 Emmit Street Total Electric, 3BR/2BA, Living/Dining combo, kitchen w/Appliances, W/D connections, CH&A, ceiling fans, carpet & ceramic tile floors. $950/Rent, $900/Deposit. 1009 Richards Street Total Electric, 4BR/2BA, kitchen w/appliances, W/D connections, CH&A, ceiling fans, carpet & ceramic tile floors. $925/Rent, $875/Deposit. REF. & CREDIT CHECK REQUIRED

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www.helenmiltiadesrealty.com Email: hmr1@aol.com 2BR/1 BATH APT. OAK FOREST DRIVE $500/month, $500/deposit.

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By Daffin Park: 2BR/1BA APARTMENT: Refrigerator, stove, washer/dryer hookup, central heat/air, $625/month + $625 deposit. No pets. 912-657-4583

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•2201 Walz Dr: 2BR upstairs apt., central heat, window AC $600 + sec. •1202 E.37th: Large 3BR ground floor apt. $600 + sec. •109 West 41st: Lower 1BR Apt., 1.5BA, central heat/air $500 + sec. Call Lester @ 912-313-8261 or 912-234-5650

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2 remodeled mobile homes in Garden City mobile home park. Double/Singlewide. Low down affordable payments. Credit check approval. Special ending soon. Speak directly to Community Managers, Gwen or Della, 912-964-7675 and events. Only at www.connectsavannah.com Happenings: All the info about clubs, groups

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FULL APTS. (1BR, LR, kitchen, bath)Paid Weekly, Furnished, No sharing. Quiet area,on busline. Utilities included. $150-$200/week $100/dep. 821 Amaranth. *1715 Dunn Street: Newly built 3BR/2BA, CH&A, total electric. $800/month, $800/dep. Special: 1/2 Off 1st month’s rent. 912-441-5468

3 BEDROOMS, 3 BATHS For Rent. East 42nd Street. $1,000 per month. Call 912-412-7323 *Garden City 3 BR, tri- level home, 701 HIGHLAND DRIVE BY OGLETHORPE MALL 2 BR, 1 BA, large corner lot. $675/month. Reese & Company, 912-236-4233/GA R.E. #B6970

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3BR, 1 Bath, washer/dryer hookup, fully electric, central heat/air $750/month. 912-354-3884 912 SHERMAN AVENUE: 4BR/2.5BA, living room, den, large kitchen, 2-car garage, back deck, fenced yard. $995/month. 912-655-9492

kitchen appliances furnished, fenced front yard, large storage/workshop area, $750/mo. Call Mitchell & Associates Realtors. 912-232-0030 *Southside Brick 3 BR,2 BA, garage, updated kitchen with appliances, screened porch, storage building, fenced yard. $ 975 /mo Call Mitchell Associates Realtors 232-0030

HIGHLAND WOODS 800 QUACCO ROAD 925-9673

SKIDAWAY & SHELL ROAD 2BR/1 Bath $535/month, $535/deposit.

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Mobile Home lots for rent. First month rent free! Wooden deck, curbside garbage collection twice weekly, swimming pool and playground included. Cable TV available.

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HOUSES 3 Bedrooms 412 Sharondale Rd. $995 5 Arthur Cir. $895 2 Soling Ave $875 2012 Nash St. $750 HINESVILLE: 415 Rogers Rd. $795 2 Bedrooms 1203 Ohio Ave. $795 APARTMENTS 3 Bedroom 8107 Walden Park $1400 2 Bedroom Condo 35 Vernon River $995 Military Special 2 Bedrooms 733 E.53rd St. $775 1234-A E.55th St. $525 One Bedroom 315-B East 57th St. $625 FOR DETAILS & PICTURES VISIT OUR WEB PAGE WWW.PAMTPROPERTY.COM Pam T Property 692-0038

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114 Marian Circle: 3BR/1.5BA, new carpet, new paint, single car garage, fenced yard $1000/month. Midtown Area, Very nice furnished efficiency apartment, suitable for one person, utilities included, $235 week plus dep. No smoking. No pets. 91-236-1952 Mobile Home For Rent, 2 BR, 1 BA, LR. W/D, Water Included $600mo/ $ 600 Dep 912-306-5813 OFF LAROCHE: Lovely brick 2BR Apt. kitchen furnished, washer/dryer connections, CH&A, all electric. $575. No pets. 912-355-6077 Old Section Portwentworth 2 Big BR, 1 BA, New CH/A, New Roof, New Carpet. W/D Hook-UP, $650mo/ $650 dep. 912-964-1213 ORCHARD 2BR/1BA, kitchen furnished, fenced yard, carport, extra storage $625 + dep.

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PARADISE PARK: 3BR/1.5 Baths, large kitchen, formal DR, LR, family room, garage & fenced-in yard. $975/month plus $975/deposit. Call 912-313-2432

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Available now. 3BR/2 full baths, LR, DR, new A/C, new windows, new interior paint throughout. No pets/smoking. No Section 8 Accepted. $969/month + security deposit. 912-920-1936 POOLER: Brick 3BR/2BA, CH&A, very nice neighborhood. LR/DR combo, eat in kitchen, fenced backyard, covered patio, storage bldg. No pets, No smoking. No Section 8. $950/month + $950/deposit. 912-844-1825 or 912-844-1812 RENTALS FOR EVERY BUDGET

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SALE/RENT: TEMPLE STREET, off Staley Avenue, by Fairgrounds,all brick on 3 lots. 3BR/1BA, LR, kitchen, heat/air, laminate throughout, laundry room. $675/month. 912-224-4167

AVAILABLE ROOMS: CLEAN, comfortable rooms. Washer/dryer, air, cable, HBO, ceiling fans. $110-$140 weekly. No deposit. Call Ike @ 844-7065

ROOMMATE WANTED TO SHARE 4BR/2BATH HOME, PT.WENTWORTH. CLOSE TO I-95,GULFSTREAM AND THE PORTS.READY IMMEDIATELY.$500/MONTH PLUS 1/2 UTILITIES. CALL WAYNE @ 912-844-0759

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ONE, TWO & THREE BR Apts. & Houses for rent. Stove, refrigerator, washer/dryer. 1/2 month OffGood for this month only. 912-844-5996 OR 912-272-6820

CLEAN, QUIET, Room & Efficiencies for Rent.On Busline, Stove, Refrigerator, Washer/Dryer. Rates from $85-$165/week. Call 912-272-4378 or 912-631-2909

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FURNISHED APTS. $165/WK.

•1BR Apts, washer/dryer included. $25 for water, trash included, $625/month. •2BR/1.5BA Townhouse Apt, total electric, w/washer & dryer $675. 912-927-3278 or 912-356-5656 SOUTHSIDE HOUSE FOR RENT 2BR, 1-Bath, LR, den, large eat-in kitchen, huge backyard. Call 912-220-4016 for details

Private bath and kitchen, cable, utilities, washer furnished. AC & heat, bus stop on property. No deposit required. Completely safe, manager on property. Contact Cody, 695-7889 or Jack, 342-3840. FURNISHED EFFICIENCY: 1510 Lincoln Street. $165/week plus deposit. Includes microwave, refrigerator, central heat & air & utilities! Call Charles, 912.655.7653

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2011 Nissan Altima NISSAN Altima 2.5, 201170,000 miles, fully loaded, excellent condition, see to appreciate. $18,000.00 Call 912-441-0364. and events. Only at www.connectsavannah.com Happenings: All the info about clubs, groups

SUNRISE VILLAS - Eastside A place that you can call home! Large eat-in kitchen, central heat/air, W/D connections, carpet, mini blinds, total electric. $650/Rent, $300/Deposit. Call 912-234-3043 WILMINGTON ISLAND: Johnny Mercer duplex, 2BR/1BA, LR, dining area, kitchen, newly renovated $795/month. 912-897-6789 or 912-344-4164 WINDSOR FOREST: 3BR/1.5BA, family room has been used as 4th BR, new CH&A, new interior paint, new windows and sliding doors. Conveniently located. No smoking. No Section 8 accepted. $959/month + security deposit. 912-920-1936 rooms for rent 895

ROOMS FOR RENT Completely furnished. Central heat and air. Conveniently located on busline. $130 per week. Call 912-844-5995. SPACIOUS ROOMS FOR RENT Newly renovated on busline.2 blocks from Downtown Kroger,3 blocks from Historic Forsyth Park. $150/week w/No deposit. 844-5995 EFFICIENCY ROOMS Includes stove, refrigerator, private bath. Furnished! $180/week. Call 912-844-5995.

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2BR/1BA Apartments, LV Room, Dining, Kitchen w/appliances, washer/dryer hookup. UTILITIES INCLUDED! NO CREDIT REQUIRED! $225 & Up weekly, $895/monthly, Call 912-319-4182, M-Sat 9AM-6PM

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$75 Move-In Special Today!! Clean, furnished, large. Busline, central heat/air, utilities. $100-$130 weekly. Rooms w/bathroom $145. Call 912-289-0410.

Extremely Rare (Custom Cloud) ROLLSROYCE Silver Cloud Lookalike, engine w/only 2200 miles. Can be seen Southside Auto, 1123 E. Montgomery Xrds. $7,900. 912-658-1939 LARGE VICTORIAN with windows on two sides, across from library, nicely furnished, all utilities. TV/cable/internet, washer/dryer, $140/week. $504/month. 912-231-9464 Other apts. avail.

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NEED A ROOM? STOP LOOKING! Great rooms available ranging from $115-$140/weekly. Includes refrigerators, cable w/HBO, central heat/air. No deposit. Call 912-398-7507. ROOM FOR RENT: Safe Environment. Central heat/air, cable, telephone service. $450-$550 monthly, $125/security deposit, No lease. Immediate occupancy. Call Mr. Brown:912-663-2574 or 912-234-9177. ROOMMATES WANTED East Savannah: Very clean. Stove, refrigerator, cable, washer/dryer included. On bus line. Starting at $125/week. Call 912-961-2842 ROOMS FOR RENT California Avenue. Weekly rental $120 & up. Cable,central air,Furnished kitchen, washer/dryer. On busline. No smoking inside. 912-447-1933.

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Clean, safe, drama-free rooms available, Ceiling fans, Comcast cable, internet, central heat/air furnished. Walking distance to buslineRooms $450/mo small dep. 912-228-1242

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Paint & Body Work. Reasonably Priced. Insurance Claims. We buy wrecks. Call 912-355-5932. FOR SALE: ‘08 F-150, 4WD LARIAT CREW CAB. 230K MILES. WHITE WITH TAN LEATHER INTERIOR. $17K OBO. CALL WAYNE @912-844-0759. FOR SALE: ONE OWNER. HONDA CIVIC LX, 2009: 4-door, blue w/grey upholstery, 8900 miles. All records from Grainger Honda. Immaculate condition. No sales tax.$15,000. 912-222-1355 WE PAY CASH for junk cars & trucks! Call 964-0515 Motorcycles/ AtVs 940

Harley WG Custom, original cost $25,000, a lot of chrome works perfectly, all maintenances by John Twin V. Fast bike. $7,200.00 912-658-1939

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