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Swing in the Spring! We invite dancers of all levels, beginner to expert, to enjoy lessons in the magnificent Telfair Academy Rotunda.

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comPiled By roBin WrighT gunn | haPPeningS@connecTSavannah.com WeeK aT a glance is Connect Savannah’s listing of events in the coming week. If you want an event listed, email WAG@connectsavannah.com. Include specific dates, time, locations with addresses, cost and a contact number. Deadline for inclusion is 5pm Friday, to appear in next Wednesday’s edition.

marilyn film Screening: The miSfiTS (1961)

Marilyn Monroe and Clark Gable each gave moving final performances in this western drama written by Arthur Miller and directed by John Huston. Images taken by Magnum photographers during the filming of The Misfits are included in the Marilyn exhibition. (124 minutes). 6 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Free to members, $5 admission for non-members telfair.org

SandPiPer Trail hiKe on SKidaWay iSland

A meander through the marsh on a one mile guided hike with a park ranger. 3 p.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available. (912)598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland

Scad faShion ShoW SaT / 17

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Sand gnaTS PacK The ParK for chariTy

arT on TaP: river dog BreWing

Savannah's minor league team, leading their division, takes on the Greenville Drive. Sales of special tickets benefit a different charity each Wednesday. Send email for info on tonight's charity. 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 info@sandgnats.com

film: STar KnighT (1985, SPain)

Psychotronic Film Society salutes the 75th birthday of Oscar-nominated Harvey Keitel with a rare public screening of one of his most charming and little-known roles. Spanish made, in spoken English. 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. $7 sentientbean.com

lunch and learn: SuPPlierS learn aBouT ciTy conTracTS

A workshop sponsored by the City of Savannah, to help suppliers learn about new opportunities to do business with the City of Savannah. Attendees should bring a bag lunch. Drinks will be provided. 12-1 p.m Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street. Free to attend. Reservations required. 652-3582. gdelaney@savannahga.gov

Happy hour featuring beer from a microbrewery, plus museum exhibitions. 5-8 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. $10 for members/$15 for non-members telfair.org

Sand gnaTS ThirSTy ThurSday

Sand Gnats host the Greenville Drive in a double header. And it's Thirsty Thursday -- half-price small sodas and draft beer all night. Brought to you in part by Connect Savannah. Second game is makeup for April 18 postponed game. 5:35 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 Gen. Adm. sandgnats.com

call of The Wild

Walk the trails at night to hear nocturnal animals call. 8 p.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available. (912)598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland

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Local physician is also a novelist, who will share how and why he writes. Lunch included. 11 a.m.-1 p.m Cohen's Retreat, 5715 Skidaway Rd. $45

Scad faShion and acceSSory deSign STaTic ShoW

Witness top creations of accessory design students and curated standouts from the latest collections of fashion students. 5-7 p.m Pei Ling Chan Gallery and Garden for the Arts, 322 Martin Luther King Jr., Blvd. Free and open to the public. scad.edu

Scad'S annual jeWelry TrunK ShoW

Browse and buy unique and wearable jewelry handcrafted by SCAD students, alumni and professors. 5-8 p.m Fahm Street Gallery, One Fahm Street. Free and open to the public. scad.edu

TheaTre: inTo The WoodS

SCAD presents the intertwined stories of several Brothers Grimm fairy tales in Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine’s Tony Award-winning musical, directed by performing arts chair Michael Wainstein with musical direction by Kevin Wallace. 8 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. $25 -$15, Free with SCAD ID May 15 performance scad.edu

Third ThurSdayS on TyBee: Tom cooler

Springtime finale. Bring a chair. 5:30-7 p.m Tybee Roundabout, Tybrisa and Strand Avenue. Free and open to the public. 912-472-5071. https://facebook.com/pages/ThirdThursdays-on-Tybee/175103179236982?ref=hl

friday / 16 Sand gnaTS faceBooK friday

Sand Gnats v. the Greenville Drive. Visit Facebook.com/sandgnats for a link to the special offer for the night 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 general admission sandgnats.com

BeTheSda academy ScholarShiP gala Inaugural gala to recognize Bethesda's class of 2014 and to raise funds for the Gateway Scholarship Fund. Keynote speaker is philanthropist Bob Jepson. 6:30-10:30 p.m Bethesda Academy, 9250 Ferguson Ave. $150 bethesdaacademy.org

film: only loverS lefT alive (uK, 2013) CinemaSavannah presents director Jim Jarmusch's one-of-a-kind contribution to the vampire movie genre. Nominated for the Cannes Palme d'Or. 6:50 & 9:30 p.m Spotlight Theatres Eisenhower Square Cinema 6, 1100 Eisenhower Dr. $7 if you mention CinemaSavannah tomwar@bellsouth.net

no one ever STePS in The Same river TWice

A public art project in collaboration with Savannah Art Bazaar and Southern Pine Company. The 24 hour site-specific project is comprised of three installations within the outer premises of the building. 7-10 p.m Southern Pine Co., 616 E. 35th St. Free and open to the public. 203-501-3463. jagrut.r@gmail.com

reading and BooK releaSe ParTy: documenT liTerary magazine

SCAD writing MFA candidates read from selected works and celebrate the release of Document: The Graduate Journal of the SCAD Writing Program. 6 p.m Clarence Thomas Center, 439 E Broad Street. Free and open to the public. scad.edu

Savannah arTS academy ouTdoor concerT

The color run SaT / 17

The final concert of the year held on the front lawn of the school. All SAA choirs, bands and orchestra will perform. Bring a lawn chair. Concessions available. 6 p.m Savannah Arts Academy, 500 Washington Ave. Free and open to the public.


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Scad faShion and acceSSory deSign STaTic ShoW

effingham counTy high School choruS

The Chorus has performed at Disney World and has participated in two adjudicated festivals in Washington, D.C. The choir is currently raising money for a performance at Carnegie Hall in New york City. 7 p.m Mars Theatre, 109 S. Laurel Street. $15 912-754-1118. info@marstheatre.com

Witness the top creations of accessory design students and the curated standouts from latest collections of fashion students. 12-6 p.m Pei Ling Chan Gallery, 322 MLK Jr., Blvd. Free and open to the public. scad.edu

Scad'S annual jeWelry TrunK ShoW

forSyTh farmerS marKeT

Browse and buy unique and wearable jewelry handcrafted by SCAD students, alumni and professors. 12-6 p.m Fahm Street Gallery, One Fahm Street. Free and open to the public. scad.edu

TheaTre: inTo The WoodS

SCAD presents the intertwined stories of several Brothers Grimm fairy tales in Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine’s Tony Award-winning musical, directed by performing arts chair Michael Wainstein with musical direction by Kevin Wallace. 8 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. $25-$15.

TheaTre: The TriP To BounTiful

An elderly Texas widow yearns to see her rural hometown, Bountiful, one last time. Spunky and determined, she devises a plan to return home, over the objections of her son and daughter-in-law. A Collective Face production. May 16-17, 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $20-$15 912-232-0018

TheaTre: The STory of numBerS

Presented by Charles Ellis Montessori Academy. A musical play of a living timeline based on the Montessori school lesson that describes the evolution of numbers from mere notches carved onto wolf bones to the Arabic symbols used today. 7-9 p.m Asbury Memorial UMC, 1008 Henry St. $5 at Ellis Media Center at Asbury night of show 912-201-5470. trent.kissinger@ sccpss.com

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods. 9 a.m.-1 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Free to attend. Items for sale. 912-484-0279. forsythfarmersmarket.com

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film: only loverS lefT alive (uK, 2013) oPenS fri / 16

sentations by the Teen Success Students at 6:45pm. 5:30-7 p.m YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. Free and open to the public. 912-233-1951. loopitupsavannahwestbroadymca. blogspot.com

SaTurday / 17 zen cenTer'S arT and PlanT Sale

Celebrating the Art of Mindful Awareness of our local artists and the Zen practice of gardening awareness. Percentage of Zen Center's plants, artist entry fees and food concession sale proceeds will benefit the Humane Society of Greater Savannah. 10 a.m.-4 p.m The Savannah Zen Center, 111 E. 34th St. Free to attend. 912-604-4281

coaSTal WeTlandS day aT oaTland

A day of coastal ecology activities that teach about wetland resources. The Marine Monitoring Lab and Ledbetter Pond Learning Station will have activities that teach about fresh and arT on TaP salt water wetlands and their Thu / 15 inhabitants. Visitors get free TyBee iSland Beach Bum installation of turtle excluder Parade devices on their crab traps. Plus Tybee Island's traditional summer season other coastal activities. kickoff party is an island wide water fight. 10 a.m.-3 p.m Spectators lining up along the parade Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. route will be armed with squirt guns and Free and open to the public. hoses, as will parade participants on floats. (912) 395-1500. oatlandisland.org 6:30 p.m The color run Butler Avenue on Tybee Island, Butler Avenue. A 5k race through downtown Savannah. Free to attend. Parade units must sign up in Participants are blasted with colorful powadvance. der as they run the course. Runners wear you are The SunShine of my life white and get rainbow-colored! Loop it Up Savannah's spring art exhibi8 a.m tion and reception, plus mural unveiling Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. (by SeeSaw Savannah), art activities for $35-$40 children and adults, and food. Career prethecolorrun.com/savannah

diScover armSTrong

High school juniors and their parents are invited to learn more about Armstrong's college admissions process and how to pay for college. Includes an overview of what Armstrong has to offer. Campus tour and faculty visits included. In the Student Union. Call or see website to register. 9 a.m.-noon Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn Free and open to the public. 912.344.2503. armstrong.edu/discover

The dolPhin ProjecT: dolPhinS & deSSerTS

Topic of presentation: Bottlenose DolphinsTrue or False. A social presented by The Dolphin Project. Optional dinner menu available per Perkins Restaurant. Email for info or to RSVP. 6:30 p.m Perkins Restaurant, Rt 204 at Exit 94 off I-95. $10 Admission includes dessert. 912-657-3927. thedolphinproject@gmail.com

Monthly walk through Fort Pulaski looking for seasonal birds. third Saturday of every month, 8 a.m Fort Pulaski national Monument, Cockspur Island. Free and open to the public. nps.gov/fopu

girlS on The run 5K celeBraTion run

A run for all: women, men, kids, jogging strollers, and especially, girls. Plus afterparty with awards, food, music. Sponsored by Girls on the Run of Coastal Georgia. 8:30 a.m Savannah State University, 3219 College St. $35 on race day. See website for earlier registration pricing.

handS acroSS The Sand - TyBee

Gather together and join hands to ask the president to reject expanding offshore drilling, seismic blasting, hydraulic fracturing, the Keystone XL pipeline, tar sands extraction and all other dirty fuel projects that threaten our communities and destabilize our climate. Event hosted by the Sierra Club, Surfrider Foundation - Georgia Chapter and Center for a Sustainable Coast. 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m Tybee Pier Pavilion, Free and open to the public. 912-961-6190. karengrainey@bellsouth.net. handsacrossthesand.org/ continues on p. 6

marilyn film Screening: The miSfiTS Thu / 15

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A Tybee Island Aerial Tour!

Bring your favorite cigar or cigars to trade with others. Don’t worry if you don’t have a cigar to bring, there will be cigars for purchase at the event. Savannah Aviation will supply the Bourbon and music.

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FEATURED BOURBONS: Woodford Reserve • Maker’s Mark • Buffalo Trace • Four Roses Catered by Barnes Restaurant

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Please purchase tickets at savannahaviation.com/sst.html or purchase at the door. 34 Hangar Road • 912-964-1022 Must be 21 or over to attend

TheaTre: The TriP To BounTiful fri /SaT/Sun

harriS necK feSTival

A celebration of Gullah Geechee culture. Entertainment by The Gospel Messengers and the Boot Hill Shouters. Update on the Harris Neck Justice Movement. Food, including fish and ribs. 10 a.m.-4 p.m First African Baptist Church of Harris neck, Harris neck Rd. (Five miles east of US 17. Exit 67 from I-95). 912-832-5905. harrisnecklandtrust.org

KidS in The ParKS day aT SKidaWay

A day at Skidaway Island State Park for children and their grownups. Games for prizes. Plus exploring of the museum, trails and playgrounds. 1 p.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available. (912)598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland

mileS for mealS 5K run/WalK

One-hundred percent of the proceeds of this race will benefit Senior Citizens, Inc.'s local Meals on Wheels program, providing a hot, nutritious meal to seniors throughout Coastal Georgia. 8 a.m Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. $30 through May 15. $35 at packet pick up and on race day 912-236-0363. kdaiss@seniorcitizens-inc.org. seniorcitizens-inc.org

no one ever STePS in The Same river TWice

A public art project in collaboration with Savannah Art Bazaar and Southern Pine Company. 1-7 p.m Southern Pine Co., 616 E. 35th St. Free and open to the public. 203-501-3463. jagrut.r@gmail.com

old forT jacKSon'S 206Th BirThday celeBraTion

Event includes a dress up station where kids can wear historic outfits; a three-person slingshot activity. Savannah Children's Museum will participate with their big

blue blocks. Singing Happy Birthday and cupcakes will be at 3:30pm and to end the festivities, plus a cannon firing. 10 a.m.-4 p.m Old Fort Jackson, 1 Fort Jackson Rd. Regular admission pricing applies 912-232-3945

Scad faShion and acceSSory deSign STaTic ShoW

Witness the top creations of accessory design students and the curated standouts from fashion students. 12-6 p.m Pei Ling Chan Gallery and Garden for the Arts, 322 Martin Luther King Jr., Blvd. Free and open to the public. scad.edu

Scad faShion ShoW

Presenting collections of top graduating seniors. Students selected by a jury and critiqued at each step. 4 & 8 p.m SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. $50-$100 scadboxoffice.com/

BaSeBall and fireWorKS: Sand gnaTS PinK in The ParK jerSey aucTion

Sand Gnats v. Charleston River Dogs. Players and coaches wear pink jerseys that will be auctioned off to fans and autographed. Proceeds support Susan G. Komen For the Cure. Fireworks after the game. 6:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 sandgnats.com

Savannah Bazaar

Home grown arts and indie-craft vendors, music, good times at Southern Pine Co. 1-6:30 p.m Southern Pine Co., 616 E. 35th St. Free and open to the public. 832-493-0226. savannahbazaar@gmail.com


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Telfair PoP! Teen nighT

A "by teens, for teens" art event. Pop art from the Varnedoe collection is highlighted, with screen printing, DJs, dancing, games. 6-8 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Free and open to the public. telfair.org

TheaTre: iced aT The coffee ShoP

An interactive murder mystery show presented by the Odd Lot acting troupe. 7:30 p.m. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. $20 adults. $15 children 15 and younger Justin@oddlot.org. savannahmurdermystery.com

TheaTre: inTo The WoodS

SCAD presents the intertwined stories of several Brothers Grimm fairy tales in Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine’s Tony Award-winning musical. 8 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. e$25-$15. scad.edu

TheaTre: The hallelujah girlS

A comedy that reviews a year in the lives of five feisty women of Eden Falls, Georgia. 7:30 p.m Tybee Arts Center, 7 Cedarwood Dr. $18 ($15 TAA members) (912) 786-5920 Leave a message with call-back number. tybeearts.org

TheaTre: The TriP To BounTiful

An elderly Texas widow yearns to see her rural hometown, Bountiful, one last time. A Collective Face production. May 16-17, 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $20-$15 912-232-0018

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Sunday / 18 arT muSeum day

Celebrate the Association of Art Museum Directors’ Art Museum Day 2014. Hourly docent-guided tours of current Jepson Center exhibitions at 1, 2 and 3 pm. What can we make? the Jepson's drop-in studio activity, is extended to Sunday afternoon from 1-4 p.m. 1-4 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. free for Telfair members, $12 for adults, or $5 for students with ID

haiTian flag day

The Taino Haitian Women along with Unforgettable Bakery and Cafe will host the 4th Annual Haitian Flay Day Celebration. 10 a.m.-noon Taino Haitian Women, 35 Barnard St., Suite 300. Free and open to the public. haitianflagdaysavannahgeorgia.com

jazz juST acroSS The river: oBie jeSSie

Coastal Jazz Association presents the R&B and jazz singer and songwriter, accompanied by Savannah-area musicians. 5 p.m Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive. $20. Free to CJA members and students. savannahjazzfestival.org

When Sherman rode doWn main STreeT and oTher Bloomingdale STorieS

All kids 12 years and under receive a voucher good for one free hot dog, chips, and small soda. Bring your dog for Bark in the Park presented by TailsSpin. 2:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 general admission sandgnats.com

Vendors offering produce, prepared foods, crafts, plus storytime, musical performances, and community information. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 111 Walthour Rd @ Islands Community Church. Free and open to the public wifarmersmarket@aol.com. wifarmersmarket.org/

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The Rape Crisis Center (RCC) sponsors a two-hour class taught by Todd Mashburn, a certified and experienced Krav Maga Instructor. Enhance and build self-confidence, awareness, and personal safety. Reservations recommended. 1-3 p.m Pooler Karate, 110 Towne Center Blvd. $10 suggested donation. 912-233-3000

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6th Annual Tour De Kids bike rodeo.Carnival style activities, music entertainment, healthy snacks and safe kids’ information. The first 50 kids receive a free helmet. Hosted by Interfaith Hospitality Network. 11 a.m.-1 p.m Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. Free and open to the public 912-790-9446

A recounting of stories of Bloomingdale, Georgia, including the tales of the Old Railroad, the Black Ankle District and the Boys of the CCC. Exhibits open 12-4. 2 p.m Bloomingdale History Museum, 250 E. Hwy. 80. Free and open to the public. (912) 920-2299

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Vicki Weeks reads from her debut novel, Code of Honor. Q & A and signing follows. 12:30 p.m Unitarian Universalist Church, 313 Harris St. Free to attend. Books available for purchase. 912-236-3117. carolineh48@comcast.net

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Sunday morning Bird WaTch

The basics about local bird varieties as they visit the park's feeding stations. 10 a.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available. (912)598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland continues on p. 8

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TheaTre: inTo The WoodS

SCAD presents the intertwined stories of several Brothers Grimm fairy tales in Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine’s Tony Award-winning musical. 3 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. $25-$15. scad.edu

TheaTre: The hallelujah girlS

A comedy that reviews a year in the lives of five feisty women of Eden Falls, Georgia. 3:30 & 7:30 p.m Tybee Arts Center, 7 Cedarwood Dr. $18 ($15 TAA members) (912) 786-5920 Leave a message with call-back number. tybeearts.org

A comedy that reviews a year in the lives of five feisty women of Eden Falls, Georgia 7:30 p.m Tybee Arts Center, 7 Cedarwood Dr. $18 ($15 TAA members) (912) 786-5920 Leave a message with call-back number. tybeearts.org

TueSday / 20 Sand gnaTS TWo for TueSday and BarK in The ParK

When i riSe uP: Savannah children'S choir concerT

cigar enThuSiaSTS inaugural meeTing

Spring Concert and Tribute to Graduates, featuring pieces the choir will take on tour to Charleston, Vienna and Prague. 4 p.m Asbury Memorial UMC, 1008 Henry St. $10 for adults, $5 for students savannahchoir.org

monday / 19 odd loT monday nighT madneSS

Improv comedy presented by Odd Lot. 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $5

Sand gnaTS dollar monday

The Gnats continue their home stand against Charleston. $1 admission with coupon or Kroger Plus Card, plus hot dogs, chips, small sodas & PBR $1 each. 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $1 with coupon or Kroger Plus Card. sandgnats.com

Savannah-canyon ranch inSTiTuTe healThy garden

MAY 14-20, 2014

TheaTre: The hallelujah girlS

TheaTre: The TriP To BounTiful

An elderly Texas widow yearns to see her rural hometown, Bountiful, one last time. 3 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $20-$15 912-232-0018

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followed by lecture at 7:15 p.m. 6:30-8 p.m Skidaway Institute of Oceanography, 10 Ocean Science Circle. Free

Hear about the new garden, receive training in how to create and maintain an organic garden, and do some actual planting. Please dress to garden. Light, healthy refreshments. The first 50 guests receive a free copy of ‘Mel’s Tips for Healthy Living’ by Canyon Ranch Institute founder Mel Zuckerman. 9 a.m., 12 & 6 p.m Charles H. Morris Center, 10 East Broad St. Free and open to the public. (912) 443-3264. CRI@canyonranchinstitute.org

SKidaWay marine deBriS Program

Scientist Jay Brandes will present an informative and visual detail on the problem of debris in the ocean. Program begins 6:30 p.m. with reception at the McGowan Library on Skidaway Institute campus to

Last game of this stand against Charleston. Bring your dog for Bark in the Park (bring proof of shots and registration). 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 general admission. sandgnats.com Cigar buffs, bring two cigars (real cigars -- no flavored cigarillos, plastic tips, etc.), one to smoke, one to share in a pool/rebel swap. Hopefully a monthly meetup. 7 p.m north Beach Grill, 33 Meddin Dr. Free and open to the public. Cash bar. (301) 814-4798. Meetup.com

The World War ii liBeraTion Trilogy: a converSaTion WiTh ricK aTKinSon

Evening with Pulitzer Prize-winning and bestselling author Rick Atkinson as he and Georgia Historical Society Senior Historian Dr. Stan Deaton discuss The Guns at Last Light: The War in Western Europe, 1944-1945, the latest and final book in Atkinson's Liberation Trilogy. 6-7:30 p.m Wesley Monumental UMC, 429 Abercorn St. Free and open to the public georgiahistory.com

WedneSday / 21 film: Searching for The Wrong-eyed jeSuS, and jim WhiTe diScuSSion

SCAD presents a screening of the road trip documentary featuring alt-country singer Jim White, followed by a Q&A with White. Hosted by the SCAD Museum of Art and the SCAD cinema studies department. 5:30 p.m SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. Free and open to the public. scad.edu

film: denniS hoPPer BirThday TriBuTe and mySTery Screening

Psychotronic Film Society honors the late film star and creepy guy with a screening of one of his films, revealing the film title on the night of the show. 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. $7. Mature content. sentientbean.com


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simons, schools, and business as usual Lockamy on behalf of a client who is a contractor on the Hesse School project. Another complaint apparently involves It wasn’t supposed Simons lobbying the County Commission to be this way. The race on behalf of the developer of a potential new Hutchinson Island hotel. for Savannah/Chatham Simons is also being sued by a local County School Board minority contractor for allegedly slandering President was supposed her to some members of the school board. to fly under the radar, and Several of Simons’s contributors are combe settled quietly panies with past or current construction and without contracts with the public school system. bloodshed. Most people would say that at the very The big question May 20 was supposed minimum, if you want to run for School to be about the political future of Jack Kingston, and how he’d fare after leaving his Board President you should take a hiatus cushy 22-year gig as Savannah congressman from lobbying for tax dollars to go to private companies. But a cynic might say Simons is to mix it up in a crowded Republican prionly streamlining a local tradition. mary for U.S. Senate. City Alderwoman Estella shabazz made Instead, it’s the five-way School Board it a central part of her bid for office to push President race which has sparked the firefor more local minority and women contracworks. And squarely at the center of the tors. She’s now also part of a private consorshow is David simons, presumed frontrunner, Republican lobbyist, long-time cam- tium accepting millions of dollars to oversee compliance for.... minority and women paign strategist for other candidates, and contractors. military veteran. (Her husband, Yusuf shabazz, is a ChaAlmost no actual educational issues have been debated. What has been debated tham County Commissioner for the same district and was a finalist for the $77K job is Simons’s attitude (he skipped some as Compliance Officer for.... minority and debates), his previous arrest record (a batwomen contractors.) tery charge against a courthouse security Former County Commissioner Patrick guard 14 years ago), his children attending shay has seen his architectural firm garner private school instead of public (true), and tens of millions of dollars in contracts from his apparent conflicts of interest (more on the public schools and local government that in a moment). since he left office. Shay’s firm was awarded Simons, for his part, and to the surprise of exactly zero people who know him, hasn’t the contract for the new Cultural Arts Center—despite its bid being 45 percent higher shied away from any of the controversy. than the low bid! Even though his job as consultant is (His wife Janice was campaign manager largely behind-the-scenes, he’s never been for Mayor Edna Jackson and former chair a wallflower. He’s always seemed to enjoy of the Chatham County Democratic Party.) playing a bit of a rogue. City Alderman John Hall’s wife Connie Years ago I called him the “Karl Rove of serves on the School Board in the same disSavannah politics,” back in the pre-Obama years when people still got worked up when trict. Earlier this year he supported salary raises for City Council, saying “We knew Rove’s name was mentioned. A friend of mine, more pointedly, caught getting elected, we would have to make some sacrifices, but none of us intended to Simons’s performance at the recent JEA lose as much money as we have been doing.” forum, reported on in-depth this issue by As far as I know, no one is filing ethics Jessica Leigh Lebos. My friend said Simons complaints about any of those people. But it came across like a “Saturday Night Live verdoesn’t take Karl Rove to see at least the first sion of Donald Rumsfeld.” More disturbing has been the pair of eth- glimmerings of the appearance of impropriety, and not to mention nepotism. ics complaints filed against him. Indeed, more than one local pundit jokes One complaint is that up until only a few that since Simons’s spouse doesn’t hold weeks ago he actively sought to lobby the school system and Superintendent Thomas office, he’s an amateur by local standards. By jim moreKiS

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While we’re talking about ethics and money, the inarguable fact is that the Savannah/Chatham County Public Schools are driven to an extraordinary degree by construction projects. This is one of the worst-performing school districts in one of the worst-performing states in the union. But one could never say it’s this way because of a lack of funding. Local public schools are the main generator of property taxes as well as the recipient of hundreds of millions of dollars sales taxes in the form of ESPLOST. Tales of extravagant bureaucratic waste within the walls of Board of Education HQ at 208 Bull Street are a decades-old part of local folklore. The product inside our schools may not always be much to write home about. But if it’s shiny brand-new buildings you want, Chatham County will give ‘em to you. And pay contractors handsomely to do the work. ESPLOST will collect about $350 million for school construction projects over the next few years. People clearly find that much money worth fighting over, suing other people over, and perhaps worth skirting the limits of ethical behavior. Dave Simons is no one’s idea of a poster child for feel-good inclusiveness. He is running openly on the platform that he isn’t necessarily a friend of public schools, but simply a better choice to manage that huge chunk of change. While Simons is the last person on earth I’d imagine actually saying the phrase, “Don’t hate the playa, hate the game,” that might work as his campaign motto. If you want to affect real change in the schools, by all means start by voting for the person you think has the school system’s needs closest to their heart—because they’re not doing it for the salary ($16,000 a year). But our problems go deeper than whoever wins May 20, or in the potential runoff July 22. It runs all the way to your local school board representative—none of whom face opposition this year. It runs all the way to the high taxes that fund those construction projects everyone is fighting over—taxes which voters have endorsed time after time. And it runs all the way to the fact that local politicians are largely desensitized to accountability because they are so rarely called out by the voters. CS

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Connect Savannah is a fully-engaged partner in the Canyon Ranch Institute Savannah Partnership (CRISP) along with Charles H. and Rosalie Morris. We are proud to be committed to helping this effort to make Savannah healthier, and we urge all our readers, advertisers, and partners to join the CRISP effort. We will dedicate this space each week to reporting not only the activities the CRISP effort is undertaking here in Savannah but also the larger ideas about health and well-being that build the foundation for that effort in our community. We thank you for your continued readership of Connect Savannah and for your support of the CRISP effort.

take charge of your family’s health The first step can be in your backyard By chad leWiS

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savannaH Is sImPLY a beautiful city. The flowers, trees, and plants create a lovely and healthy environment. The ability to grow a wide variety of plants in Savannah is a central part of Savannah’s story today, yesterday, and tomorrow. Today, you can use that history to your advantage. When you go to the grocery store and see all the fresh fruits and vegetables, do you know where and how they were grown? We often take the quality of our food for granted and underestimate how important it is to our family’s health. Our children are even more sensitive to chemicals on our food than adults are, because their bodies are smaller and still developing. Common pesticides – sometimes called organophosphates – can cause birth defects, asthma, and other damage to young bodies. You can protect your children and yourself from these risks. When children switch to eating organic foods, the level of pesticides in their bodies can drop to nearly nothing. That is one argument to switch to organically grown food. Healthy food doesn’t have to be expensive or hard to find. You can start changing what you eat and stay within a budget by being selective at the grocery store or by growing healthy food yourself. If you raise your own fruits and vegetables, you’ll know exactly what you’re getting on your plate, and you can save money on your grocery bills. Growing food is a great way to bring the family together, and it is also a fun way to move your body to get exercise. If you don’t have yard space for a traditional garden, consider planting in easy-tomove containers like pots. Another choice is to use wooden pallets to create space-saving, vertical gardens. In a couple of hours and with a relatively small amount of money, you can create a pallet garden to put along a fence or patio wall that will put your favorite fresh fruits, herbs and vegetables right at your fingertips. 10 If you want to build a pallet garden (See

chad lewis, canyon ranch institute fellow, builds pallet gardens that take up little space and provide variety and color. chad is on the team to create a new healthy garden at trustees’ garden. photo), here is what you need to do: • Select only clean pallets that are also stamped with HT (heat-treated). Do not use a pallet stamped with MB. That means it was treated with methyl bromide, a toxic chemical. If you don’t see a stamp or the pallet has an odor or looks oily, find a different pallet. • Use potting soil (preferably organic) rather than planting soil or ground soil. • Also use some plants that bugs don’t like, because the bugs won’t eat your food if they don’t like some of the plants you use. Bug-fighting plants include marigolds and lavender. • Use plants that are right for the time of year you are planting. For example, peppers, eggplant, okra, and cucumbers can withstand summer heat, but lettuce needs the cooler temperatures of spring. • If you want to learn more about making a pallet garden, you can find more information online at: lifeonthebalcony.com/howto-turn-a-pallet-into-a-garden. If you have other questions, call CRI at (912) 443-3264 or email cri@canyonranchinstitute.org.

our history is a guide to our future.

Agriculture is also the oldest and largest industry in Georgia. Savannah’s Trustees’ Garden was America’s very first agricultural experiment station. In 1734, the Trustees’

Mel’s tips for healthy living

savannah civic and business leader charles h. Morris is revitalizing trustees garden to include the cri healthy garden. charles and his wife rosalie are generously supporting the crisp initiative to help everyone in savannah live happier, healthier lives.

Mel Zuckerman is the founder of the non-profit canyon ranch institute. the following excerpts from his book Mel’s tips for health living offer good advice:

Garden was established to conduct research on possible agricultural exports such as silk and wine. Today, the Canyon Ranch Institute Savannah Partnership (CRISP) is building on that history. We invite you to volunteer to help with this work and learn some valuable new gardening skills at the same time. The first 50 people to attend organizational meetings and volunteer to help on Monday, May 19, at 9 a.m., noon, and 6 .p.m. at the Charles H. Morris Center at Trustees’ Garden on the corner of Broad Street and Bay Street will receive a complimentary copy of Mel’s Tips for Healthy Living by Mel Zuckerman, founder of Canyon Ranch Institute. Come join us. You will learn how to grow healthy food for you and your family, and you will get some free exercise in a location that reflects the incredible beauty of Savannah today and the history of Savannah. By helping your friends and neighbors create this community garden, you can help write the future of Savannah – a future that should be focused on health, happiness, and well-being. We look forward to seeing you all Monday, May 19, at the Charles H. Morris Center at Trustees’ Garden. CS

choose foods that are in a state as close as possible to how they grow. less processed is better than highly processed; simpler is better than complicated; whole is better than refined. examples: corn on the cob is better than tortilla chips; an apple is better than apple juice; broiled chicken is better than a chicken nugget. processed foods are almost always higher in fat, sugar and sodium, and lower in fiber and other important nutrients than foods in a close-to-natural state.

splurge on color. the brilliant colors of fruits, vegetables and legumes come from phytochemicals, a varied class of miracle nutrients that scientists are just beginning to appreciate fully. you don’t need a degree in biochemistry to choose a variety of brilliantly colored, simply prepared plant foods every day.

avoid foods that come out of laboratories. artificial sweeteners and fats, preservatives, high-fructose corn syrup – we recommend that you avoid all of them. the safest and best foods are those that our bodies know and are used to – the simple foods you grew up with but that are cooked in a healthy way.


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nOtHInG DRaws a crowd like the promise of bloodsport. I mean, for sure, it was a noble interest in our children’s future that inspired 175 or so folks to show up at last Wednesday’s debate between candidates running for savannah-Chatham school Board President. The outcome of the May 20 election will affect every resident from the tip of Tybee to the outskirts of Pooler whether you’ve got kids in public school or not, and everyone wants to choose the candidate that best represents their values and concerns. Still, the air inside the JEa auditorium crackled with the sense that this might be a little more thrilling that your average PTA Moderator dave kartunen (far left) presided over the school board candidates debate at the jea last week. meeting. After all, this is a race that’s already brought out taxation issues, ethics comfive contenders together to present their par- board president?” wondered longtime board breast cancer this year. Read her inspiring plaints and a man in a chicken suit. Facebook blog, Running Through Chemo.) “Let the games begin,” murmured savan- ticular approach to thankless public service. member Julie wade, who had just left a The reasons appear to be uniform: Each In addition to receiving the salary equivalent seven and a half hour school board meeting nah Classical academy founder Roger candidate clearly understands that our local of a Wal-Mart greeter, the “winner” will about proposed bell times for next year. moss as moderator and WSAV anchor economy, crime rate and quality of life in shoulder a Sisyphean load of responsibili(Don’t let her fool you; Wade dedicates Dave Kartunen tapped his mike. Savannah starts at school. How to affect ties, including the appointment of a new a massive portion of her life to this comOrganized by public school parents school superintendent in 2016. munity and might have been on the ballot anne Hart of southernmamas.com and those areas in a meaningful and positive way “Why would anyone want to be school herself if she hadn’t been so busy surviving michelle solomon, the debate brought all is what’s up for debate.

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“Savannah rises and falls with the state of its public education,” summed up former Groves High Engish teacher and current savannah state professor Jolene Byrne, who recounted how her own education broke a generations-old cycle of poverty. As a proponent of project-based learning, Byrne used the tybee maritime academy as an example of how the district needs to replicate its successes. However, some parents in the crowd who have been subjected to indecipherable homework assignments whispered that they’d rather see less open-ended projects about what fabrics were worn in the American Revolution and “more damn math problems.” While Byrne is the only candidate with a child currently in the public school system, several others bring decades of experience to the table. sadie Brown taught for 37 years in local schools and calls herself a “warrior for our children.” Rev. Chester Ellis also spent over three decades in the classroom and helped found the nationally-lauded woodville-tompkins trade program. “I come as a servant answering the call,” nodded Ellis in his introductory minute-and-a-half. While their aims may be the same,

some candidates went to great lengths and expense to set themselves apart from each other. George seaborough used his 90 seconds to focus on teacher appreciation as his minions handed out roses to the educators in the crowd. “I don’t even buy my wife flowers,” grumbled the last candidate, Dave simons, who is running on a platform of economic austerity and focused vocational training. Moderator Kartunen masterfully managed the time limits and asked creative questions about respective positions on standardized testing and teacher incentives. All the candidates but Brown agreed that there shouldn’t be automatic access from one pathway to another, i.e. Garrison to savannah arts academy. Everyone hates the lottery system, but Byrne conceded it’s the best we’ve got until there are better school choices. Things got sparky when candidates were asked to expound on their perfect classroom. Simons refused to answer, saying that “it’s not the job of the school board to design a curriculum.” While there was no actual bloodshed, the evening delivered its promise of entertainment when it came to proposed budget solutions. Brown advocated to rework

transportation costs without cutting classroom time, and Byrne proposed bringing back a full-time grant writer to generate more revenue for the district. Simons reiterated his oath to never, ever raise the millage rate, asking rhetorically, “Who likes property taxes?” He seemed stupefied when more than half the people in the room raised their hands. “We’d pay higher taxes if it meant better schools,” shouted a voice from the back. While I pump my fist in solidarity to that, there are plenty of other voters for whom the very thought of paying another penny to the government inspires gastric distress. Raised palms aside, the room erupted into groans when Seaborough mentioned “ESPLOST 3.” It’s important to note that the non-partisan school board president election was moved from its usual November slot to coincide with primary elections this year. That promises an outsized Republican turnout, and Simons is obviously counting on the bellicose anti-tax voting base to elect him. You may be surprised that I didn’t completely disagree with everything Simons said—I do so love ruthless de-cluttering

of closets and budgets. However, an ethics complaint was filed last week contending that Simons has continued to act as a lobbyist for certain local contractors bidding on—wait for it—jobs with the Savannah Chatham School district. As a wise man said recently about Savannah politics, “conflict of interest is baked in the cake here.” Closing remarks came right on time. Rev. Ellis had left early to lead Wednesday night services, which begs the question of whether he would choose church or state when school board meetings run past the eight hour mark. Byrne and Brown reiterated their positions, and Seaborough followed up with his signature charm. What, no cupcakes? Actually, speaking of such, SouthernMamas has arranged a sweet reward for voters on May 20: Flash your “I’m a Georgia Voter” peach sticker at Gigi’s Cupcakes, two smart Cookies, Uncle maddio’s Pizza or Leopold’s Ice Cream and receive a special treat. (If you collect from all four, you deserve the just desserts of a big bellyache.) Of course, the biggest prize would be a huge turnout at the polls next Tuesday. No matter who wins, this election is sure to show us what we’re made of. CS

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From the roots up New gallery focuses on folk art tin roofs of the South. It’s also the only gallery in Savannah dedicated to the genre of folk art. tHEY CaLL It the “Voodoo Chair.” “We wanted to showcase a part of culture Festooned with beads, bones, antlers and that many people never see,” explains Allen, horns, the painted wooden seat radiates a adding that while folk art is created by those certain supernatural presence, as if the spirit without a formal technical education, it’s of Marie Laveau might materialize out of also art for regular folks. the woven rattan. “Some people are intimidated by art, and “We don’t know anything about it,” shrugs we want to provide a platform for everyone Francis Allen, who bought the mysterious to enjoy it. You don’t have to fear your lack object at an auction house in Johnson City, of vocabulary.” TN. “But it sure is compelling, isn’t it?” Occupying a former yarn shop on the secAllen and his wife, Leslie Lovell, have ond floor of a historic mansion, Roots Up been collecting all manner of fascinatrounds out the culturally-rich corner of Libing pieces for the past year, traversing the erty and Bull populated by The Book Lady Southeast and filling their SUV for their and the textile boutique Fabrika. Sunny and new Roots Up Gallery. Featuring mainly spacious, the wide rooms manage to display self-taught painters and sculptors, Roots a wild arrangement of textures and colors Up is a place that seeks to introduce people without feeling cluttered. Panhandle Slim’s to the colorful and meaningful expressions bright celebrity portraits hang near a small borne in the rural backwoods and under the horse made of Spanish moss by Betsy Cain; By jeSSica leigh leBoS

Amy Lansburg’s driftwood women oversee a partition of handpainted “sign stories” by Missionary Mary Proctor. “I like the formal setting, how it gives these pieces a clean, simple stage,” says Lovell, an artist herself who creates encaustic charms, garden talismans and tiny ceramic spoons. Some of the names on the handwritten tags might be familiar, like Georgia icons Howard Finster and Willie Tarver. While the latter’s cardboard paintings are wellknown, Allen and Lovell also procured around a dozen of his welded sculptures directly from Tarver’s widow that will likely draw collectors to Roots Up. Folk art enthusiasts will also be introduced to unexpected themes and mediums. Roots Up officially opened May 1, and Michelle Harris of Saskatoon in Western Canada became its first customer. A regular visitor to Savannah, Harris wandered in and

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as a RULE, bicycle advocacy organizations like the Savannah Bicycle Campaign attract people who are passionate about bicycling. Jane Love, winner of this year’s SBC Pedal Medal award, enjoys bicycling, but is also motivated by more practical concerns. “Helping walking and bicycling to become true transportation options just seems like a logical thing to do for a variety of reasons,” she said. “Cars are great until everyone uses them for every trip. If we could walk and bicycle for more trips, a lot of problems would be mitigated or solved.” Love is a transportation planner at the Coastal Region Metropolitan Planning Organization where she works on projects including Savannah’s annual bicycle and pedestrian census counts, the Non-motorized Transportation Plan and the Chatham County Bikeway Plan. Love characterized her role as “behind the scenes,” and said she has endeavored to create a “supportive culture” for bicyclists and pedestrians by “institutionalizing the bicycle and pedestrian counts in the MPO’s annual work program, using newer methods to evaluate the suitability of the bicycle network, maintaining maps of existing and planned facilities, and periodically analyzing bicycle and pedestrian crashes,” all activities that, “bring these modes into mainstream transportation planning.” Love and Jen Colestock, SBC’s volunteer of the year, will be honored at the third annual Pedal Medal Award Celebration, Thursday, May 15 at 5:30 p.m. at ThincSavannah, 35 Barnard St. “Jane and Jen have been essential to our efforts to make Savannah safer, friendlier and more convenient for people who ride bicycles for transportation and recreation,” said SBC Chairman William McIntosh. “The Pedal Medal Award Celebration is an opportunity to recognize contributions and encourage others to offer ideas, talents and energy to the cause of making Savannah better for bicycles and creating a healthier, more vibrant community for everyone.” Colestock, a sculptor, woodworker and bicycle mechanic, leads monthly “Mechanic’s

jane love and jen colestock, sbc’s volunteer of the year, will be honored at the third annual pedal Medal awards, thu., May 15, 5:30 p.m. at thincsavannah Night” workshops at Foxy Loxy Print Gallery and Café and other locations around Savannah. Organized by SBC’s SpokeModels group, the goal of the workshops is to teach basic bicycle repair and maintenance in a fun and welcoming environment. She said she enjoys volunteering at Mechanic’s Night and other SBC events, and believes the organization plays an important role. “I like being involved in the Savannah Bicycle Campaign because I see it as the heart of the cycling community of Savannah,” she said. Colestock, who moved to Savannah from Athens, is enthusiastic about Savannah’s growing reputation as a bicycle friendly place to live and visit. “Savannah has the potential to become a great bicycling city: Its layout makes it incredibly easy to navigate, it has wide streets, its flat, and it has a downtown area that is still cool and shady in the middle of summer.” Still, she said, there’s much work to be done. “To make cycling for transportation realistic we need to connect the different areas of Savannah. It’s very difficult to get anywhere from the south or east side of town, for example,” she said. “In a few words, ‘if you build it, they will come.’ It’s been proven time and again to be true with rail trails, paths and protected bike lanes in other cities. Cycling infrastructure attracts new residents

to cities, not to mention tourists.” Love said a coalition of citizens, elected and appointed government officials, and community organizations are making progress and improving conditions for people who bicycle and walk in Savannah. “I think having a variety of local staff and officials who are interested in those modes, having active advocates like the Savannah Bicycle Campaign, and having interest from the media all add up to more impact than any one of those people or groups would have by themselves,” she said. In a keynote address at the Pedal Medal Award Celebration, SCAD Architectural History Professor Robin Williams, Ph.D. will talk about the role of the League of American Wheelmen (now the League of American bicyclists) in lobbying for the first paved roads in America, the design of Savannah’s streets, and our city’s history of innovation in street design and construction. The event features hors d’ oeuvres and a silent auction. Proceeds from ticket sales and the silent auction benefit a new SBC program launching this summer, which will recondition donated bicycles and make them available for people who need safe, dependable and affordable transportation to work, to school and to other important destinations. CS Tickets available at door and online at bicyclecampaign.org/shop/pedal-medal-awardscelebration-tickets/


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the least effect. So why don’t gun buyback programs work? •Most U.S. programs are local and scattered, as opposed to national or even statewide. Since guns can easily be transported, isolated efforts amount to bailing the ocean. •And bailing with a teaspoon at that. Typical haul per buyback: 1,000 guns. Total guns in the U.S.: 300 million. To put it another way, in 2011 there were 10,000 gun homicides. Given the number of firearms, that means any particular gun has a 1-inSeveral years ago I turned in a gun for cash 30,000 chance of being involved in a killing. during a police buyback program. For me it On the unlikely assumption that the numwas a practical exchange. But do these prober of gun deaths is strictly proportional grams have any impact? Are communities with with the number of guns, the typical buybuybacks experiencing less gun-related injury back reduces the death toll by one-thirtieth of one corpse. and/or crime? •Some take advantage of gun buyback —Tom in San Jose programs to dispose of useless weapons. In Generally speaking, no. Gun buybacks are Sacramento a quarter of the guns collected were broken; in Seattle a sixth were. like a congregation declaring their church a •Buybacks tend to yield a lot of rifles nuclear-free zone. No doubt it makes them feel virtuous. But the practical impact is nil. and shotguns (aka long guns), small-caliber handguns, and other firearms not comGun buyback programs operate on the monly used by criminals or in suicides. In premise that fewer guns in society means fewer crimes, suicides, and accidents—or at Boston’s 1993 and 1994 buyback programs, least fewer deaths from those causes. Many only 2 percent of the guns retrieved were large-caliber handguns. Despite substantial cities have offered buybacks, but studies of new incentives for handguns, in 2006 this their effectiveness almost always find no figure increased to only 26 percent. A Sacraimpact. Examples: •Neither St. Louis nor Seattle saw reduc- mento study found 63 percent of handguns tions in murders or assaults with guns after turned in were small-caliber. No one seriously expects criminals are to enacting buyback programs. turn in a gun and deprive themselves of a •Boston’s sizable gun buyback programs coincided with a decrease in the city’s crime tool of the trade. Upshot: buyback programs take low-risk weapons away from low-risk rate, but crime decreased at similar rates in individuals. cities without buybacks. Attempts to improve the effectiveness •A multiyear study of Buffalo’s gun buyof buyback programs have met with little back programs found a reduction in armed robbery using guns, but no significant differ- success. Unhappy with the response to its earlier efforts, Boston took several steps ence in other gun-related crime. to improve the impact of the 2006 buy•A meta-analysis of gun-related-crime back—offering a $200 Target gift card for intervention methods found buybacks had

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each handgun (but none for long guns) and providing alternate drop-off locations that weren’t in police stations. However, it also required everyone turning in a gun to present ID (to keep out-of-staters from cashing in worthless old handguns). Result: the turn-in numbers for 2006 were at best no better than in ’93 and ’94. Some will say we need a national buyback program. Ignore the fact that such a program is politically impossible in the U.S.— would it work? To get an idea we can look to Australia, which banned some long guns following a 1996 massacre in which 35 were killed and 23 others wounded by a gunman using assault rifles. As part of the ban, the government launched a nationwide program offering market value for the newly prohibited weapons. The take was 650,000 guns, about 20 percent of the country’s firearms. Granted, Australia was a special case—an island nation can control its borders more easily than most places. More important, the buyback was attached to a gun ban—those who hung on to illegal weapons faced criminal charges. Even so, the impact of Australia’s program is disputed. One study found no benefits at all, while another claimed the homicide rate decreased 5 to 10 percent. Gun-related suicides decreased significantly, but the overall suicide rate didn’t. True, yet another study credited the Australian buyback with a 74 percent decrease in the gun suicide rate and a 35 to 50 percent decrease in the gun homicide rate. But the evidence for attributing the gun homicide drop to the buyback is unpersuasive. Gun and non-gun homicides fell at the same rate between 1995 and 2006. While gun homicides were somewhat more common than the non-gun kind 30 years ago and are less common now, the reversal happened circa 1988, well before the buyback. This doesn’t mean gun buybacks do no good whatsoever. They put a few bucks in the pockets of people like you who want to get rid of unwanted firearms, and conceivably they reduce accidents from “unloaded” guns lying around the house. But overall, do they reduce gun killings, or killings period? Don’t kid yourself. No. CS By cecil adamS Send questions to Cecil via straightdope.com or write him c/o Chicago Reader, 350 n. Orleans, Chicago 60654.


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Larry Ellison, the CEO of Oracle Corp. (and the world’s fifth-richest person, according to Forbes magazine) is a big basketball fan and was reported in April to have an interest in purchasing the Los Angeles Clippers NBA team. An Ellison associate told the Wall Street Journal, for example, that Ellison has basketball courts on at least two of his yachts and shoots hoops for relaxation on the open water. To retrieve his errant shots that go overboard, Ellison hires a ballboy in a powerboat to trail the yachts.

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• Speaking on a popular Christian Internet podcast in March (reported by Houston’s KHOU-TV), Pastor John Benefiel of Oklahoma City’s Church on the Rock described how, in a 2007 blessing, he might have prayed “too hard.” He was attempting to help drought-stricken Texas and Oklahoma by using a specific prayer message (the “Baal divorce decree”), but that inadvertently resulted, he said, in “every lake” in Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri rising above flood stage, causing thousands of people to lose their homes and 22 to lose their lives. • In his March 23 sermon (according to Huffington Post), Phoenix, Arizona, pastor Steven Anderson of the Faithful World Baptist Church explained in detail why women in the congregation must refrain from speaking during services. Citing 1 Timothy 2:11 and 1 Corinthians 14, Anderson said the woman should learn only “in silence.” “Now obviously, before the service begins,” he conceded, “there’s chatting and talking going on that’s perfectly legitimate. (And when) we all sing praises to God, of course the ladies should also lift up their voices. But when it’s learning time, it’s silence time (for females).” (Also, he said, since the comment “Amen” means “That’s true,” it would be inappropriate for females to utter it.) • At one Hindu temple in India’s Kerala state, the religious gift of choice -- both for offerings to the deity Lord Muruga and for distribution from the deity to devotees -- is the chocolate candy bar, which visitors bring in cartons, according to a March report by the Press Trust of India. (Muruga is the son of the lord Shiva and was originally worshiped as a child, leading to speculation that

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fashionable neighborhoods have flocked to he would respond to chocolates.) the foods. Spam is a well-known delicacy • Details! After convicted murderer in Hawaii, and the New York facilities offer Loren Larson Jr. filed a federal lawsuit in Anchorage, Alaska, claiming that his prison the island’s musubi (fried Spam, rice, seaweed) and other Spam fried rice bowls with wristband ID “defil(ed)” him religiously because it was a “mark of the devil,” a Goose seared ahi and flourishes of fresh pineapple, according to an April report on Gothamist. Creek Correctional Center official lectured com. Sushi Ko’s chef playfully acknowledges him on the Book of Revelation. Actually, that his contents are fresh wrote the official, we would -- “fresh from the can” and be commanding the “mark of sourced locally -- “from the the beast” only if we ordered nearest bodega.” the ID either “in the right • O Canada! Skylar hand” or “in the forehead,” Murphy, 18, happened and neither is required by Where did i go to show up at Alberta’s current wristband policy. in The drafT? Edmonton International (Hence, the double-murderer, Airport in September serving 198 years, still quali2013 with a black-powderfies to avoid hell.) loaded pipe bomb in his • An unnamed British carry-on, ready to board an inmate published a letter in international flight. Agents a prison newspaper in April confiscated the bomb but alleging continuous religious allowed Murphy to condiscrimination against him tinue on his trip, and in by guards and officials. The fact police were not notiman claims he is a practicfied, nor were possible “tering Jedi (and of course canrorism” ties examined, until not reveal his name because four days later. (Canada’s he fears retaliation “from the version of the Transportation Security dark side”) and complains that Jedi-ism, Administration is not allowed to apprehend though officially recognized as a religion in the UK (the 7th-most popular, according to or detain passengers.) In December, the the census, with more than 175,000 adher- harsh hammer of justice finally slammed ents) is nonetheless unacknowledged by the down on Murphy. He was fined $100 and sentenced to a year of probation. National Offender Management Service. • Unclear on the Concept: Britain’s mosttattooed man (the former Mathew Whelan, inhumane Society 34, now “King of Ink Land Body Art The • Denmark’s Copenhagen Zoo aroused Extreme Ink-Ite”), whose body is 90-percent worldwide ire in February when it slaughink-covered, finally acknowledged in March tered and publicly dismembered a healthy that he needed to undergo laser removal young giraffe (“Marius”) in order to feed a hungry lion. Then, in March, the Zoo killed to clear up his skin. However, “Body Art,” as he is known, then explained that he was four healthy lions to make room for a new spending the equivalent of about $10,000 male. By contrast, reported Vice.com in April, Denmark has no law against humans on removal just so he could start over with new tattoos. having sex with animals (unless it amounts to torture). Animal rights campaigners have least-competent first responders: recently expressed alarm that Denmark • (1) In February, East Detroit High will become a destination for “animal sex School swim instructor Johnathan Sails, 24, tourism” attracting horny “zoophiles” from sitting poolside, dived in to help a drownaround the world. ing student -- but only after first going to the locker room to change from his street Questionable judgments clothes. He was charged with involun• Manhattan’s New York Sushi Ko is tary manslaughter when the student died. only the most recent sophisticated restau(2) When a 6-year-old girl had her finrant to feature creative dishes made with ger severed by a closing door in school in Hormel Spam, and foodies and hipsters in

December, administrators at the Dickinson School District near Houston merely called her parents to come take the girl to the hospital. The principal denied it was an “emergency,” since the girl’s finger, after all, had already been bagged in ice. (3) When a fire alarm sounded in February at Como Park High School in St. Paul, Minnesota, one girl was in the school swimming pool, and the outside temperature was minus 5 F, but several faculty members insisted (by protocol) that she leave the building dressed as she was (barring her, even, from waiting in a teacher’s car because it is against the rules).

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• At a press conference in April, as Houston police officers announced they were after two burglars who had broken into Katz’s lingerie boutique, surveillance video showed two armed men cautiously creeping through the store until one accidentally bumped the other, apparently startling the bumped man, who turned and fired -- causing the first man to fire back. Officers counted nearly a dozen bullet holes in the store. Said the Houston press briefer, these are “by far some of the clumsiest crooks that I’ve seen in a long time.”

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• In a popular April “viral” Internet news story, three young men were spotted on latenight surveillance video at a drinking-water reservoir near Portland, Ore., with one of them relieving himself into the 38-milliongallon facility. Utility officials initially decided to flush the entire contents rather than endure complaints by customers (most of whom were likely unaware that the same reservoir routinely tolerates wild-animal urination, long ago declared no health risk). Dallas Jeffrey Delynn, 18, was charged with trespassing and unlawful urination and might receive a sentence similar to that of Portland’s last reservoir urinater (merely 24 hours’ community service). By contrast, a week later in San Antonio, Texas, Daniel Athens, 23, was sentenced to 18 months in prison for his own late-night tinkle. Athens had pleaded guilty to urinating against an outside wall of The Alamo (of course a sacred Texas monument). CS BY CHUCK SHEPHERD UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE

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Kudos for Kota mundi; a new Butcher band By Bill deyoung bill@connectsavannah.com

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tHIs wEEK, I’ve been listening to an advance of the upcoming EP from Kota Mundi, one of a handful of Savannah bands that truly deserves more attention than it gets. With Robbie Coggins and Bob Calevich on guitar, Jason Cox on bass and recentlyacquired drummer Paxton Willis, Kota Mundi makes music rooted in reggae and ska, with rock and psychedelic overtones and flourishes. The songs are nevertheless tight and concise, with nice use of two- and three-part harmony, octave singing and twin lead guitars. Jon Profitt, Willis’ predecessor, plays wicked sinewy drums on the five songs I was given. The band has an amazing track in the

can called “Skabadit,” which starts like Rush and spins itself a hypnotic froth of Red Hot Chili Peppers, Less Than Jake, early Police and Umphrey’s McGee. And an otherworldly organ overdub that sounds like Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” is just around the corner. Ultimately, it’s pure Kota Mundi. The guys are shooting for a July drop date, but in the meantime you can catch them Saturday, May 17, At Barrelhouse South (you know, the former Retro on Congress, also known as the former Mercury Lounge) across from Ellis Square. They start at 9 p.m.

the butcher boy

I can’t say for sure, because I didn’t live in Savannah at the time, but it’s pretty bloody likely that the uber-talented British singer/ songwriter Matt Butcher passed through town in the mid 2000s with his Orlandobased bands The Heathens and/or The Revolvers. He looks like a young Keith Richards, wears Carnaby Street polka dots

and paisleys, and plays a ‘60s-inspired form of uncluttered rock ‘n’ roll. If you saw his show, you’d remember him. Butcher and his new band will appear at the Jinx Saturday, May 17. What he does isn’t exactly retro, however. Butcher plugs into the past to create wholly original songs that evoke rather than imitate. Released just a week ago, The Kids Are Gone is the first album by Matt Butcher and the Schoolyard Band. Butcher met drummer Pete Pulkrabek and bassist Cullen Tierney in Nashville two years ago. “I was planning on moving back to England,” Butcher said. “I thought we’d just get together and bash out a few covers.” Instead, they clicked, wrote some tunes, and got a record deal (in that order). Recorded on vintage analog equipment, The Kids Are Gone swings and rocks (the title track has some killer, rockabilly-style N lead guitar work) and includes a couple of M Butcher’s catchy Petty-esque ballads.

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news & other stuff

• Tickets go on sale Friday, May 16 for a Nov. 7 show from John Prine at the Johnny Mercer Theatre. As if that weren’t cool

enough, Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit will open. Isbell’s spring show at the Ships of the Sea Museum, part of the Savannah Music Festival, was something special. And

it’s really great to see the legendary Prine, who’s been in ill health lately, back on the road. Tickets are $59.50-$39.50 through etix.com. • This week, Randy Wood Guitars is the locale for the area debut of a relatively new acoustic band out of Nashville. Besides having one of the coolest names of the year, Helen Highwater (stick the word “between” in front and you’ll get it) includes four exceptionally fine pickers. To wit: Fiddler shad Cobb, bassist missy Raines (seventime winner of the International Bluegrass Music Association’s Bass Player of the Year award, and a frequent performer at Randy Wood’s place, with her various other projects ), the jaw-dropping flattop guitar player David Grier (a three-time IBMA winner) and internationally recognized bluegrass mandolinist mike Compton, who might be best known for his collaborative works with David Grier, and with the late John Hartford. Anyway, you can see these four masters at work (and play) at 8 p.m. Saturday, May 17. Tickets are $25. Adkins and Loudermilk, another ultra-fine bluegrass group, with family ties to the great Charlie and Ira Louvin, is next on the Pickin’ Parlor roster. They’ll be on Randy’s stage May 30. CS

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Miggs Savannah’s own Son of a Gun makes his solo hip hop debut By Bill deyoung

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“My favorite artists are the ones talking about knowledge of self, and self-empowerment,” says Miggs. “and rising above any situation.” Photo by Adam Bailey.

“I’m nOt a rapper, I just rhyme a lot,” Miggs spits on his astonishing first album, Son of a Gun. This is a humorously false statement. Not only is he a blazing rapper, he’s a fearless rhymer (“I kick flows to make the speakers blow/Unbelievable/In fact, I’m gonna make like a nematode”). Recorded at the Savannah studio of Kedrick Mack, a.k.a. Knife of Dope Sandwich, and mixed by Freak Tha Monster (and Miggs, his brother) in New York, this hip hop album is a strong blast of fresh beats, intriguing lyrics, bizarrely alluring samples and some serious—and seriously local —musicianship. Miggs (a.k.a. Miggs Son Daddy, a.k.a. Miggs the Artist) will celebrate its release with a Southern Pine Co. show and multiartist event Friday, May 16. He grew up as Max Lipson in Tarrytown, N.Y., on the eastern shore of the Hudson River. Both his parents were theater majors

in college. Miggs—even Mom and Dad call him that now—liked to draw, and he loved to play baseball. But he loved hip hop. “By the time I was 12 or 13, my older brother and I would be in the back seat on road trips, literally freestyling,” he remembers. “Pointing out things and throwing words out. We had a couple of songs recorded by high school—no albums, no projects. Honestly, I didn’t even consider it an outlet or a craft. “Like someone would do crossword puzzles, I would rap. It was a fun hobby.” Eventually, as most people do, he found himself thinking about some sort of career path. He’d enjoyed teaching art to children through local programs, so the big prize became a degree in education, which he intended to pursue once he’d earned his BFA in illustration. That decision led him to Savannah in


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2006, and by the time he’d captured that elusive art degree, he was thinking about all kinds of other things. He walked into Hang Fire one night and Dope Sandwich—including Knife and Basik Lee—was onstage. Miggs was knocked out to discover that Savannah, his new adopted hometown, had a thriving hip hop scene. He started soaking it up. “Everyone around here is an artist of some sort,” he says. “They’re in a band, they’re in something. My best friend was in a band, and one night they performed at a house party. When they left, all the equipment was set up. I just kinda wandered up, and I was like ‘Anybody here play drums?’ Somebody hopped on, I grabbed the mic, and everybody came back in. Instant house party scenario. That immediately sparked me into thinking ‘I gotta be in a band.’” In due course, he was absorbed into Word of Mouth, an unlikely “tribe” of young bohemian musicians and singers just coming together. Along with guitar, bass, drums and piano, the band included cello, theremin, synthesizer and trumpet (the latter played by Miggs, courtesy of his middleclass Westchester County School System upbringing). Word of Mouth had two rappers, who alternated with the vocalists. The spacy mix was unique, even for Savannah. “We weren’t just a band that got together and practiced music and said ‘See you next time,’” Miggs recalls. “We were living together. We were having big group—like 50 people—meditations. It went way deeper than the music. “I was all for it. I never backed out because it fed me so much. It felt so good to be connected to that kind of energy. I think things just kind of worked the way that they were supposed to work out.” That sort of positive attitude imbues everything Miggs thinks, says and does. It’s one of the reasons Son of a Gun, with its updown-and-around dynamics, is more than just a carbon copy of his early heroes like Biggie Smalls and Wu-Tang Clan. Word of Mouth members, including Melissa Hagerty, Jeff DeRosa, Matt Duplessie and others, made contributions to Son of a Gun (the band, Miggs insists, still exists, although it’s inactive at the moment, and some members have definitely moved on to other things). “I didn’t intend for the album to have

a certain sound; I just wanted it to sound authentic,” he explains. “I listened to a lot of hip hop growing up, but as a music fan you don’t necessarily relate to everything that the artist is saying. But you still enjoy what the artist is talking about, even if that’s not what you’re going through. “I didn’t grow up in a rough neighborhood. I actually grew up pretty fortunate. I didn’t grow up struggling, but at the same time I grew up right down the street from it. A lot of my friends were in that situation, and the music that I listened to was about that situation. I enjoyed it because it was art. “That means that when I go to make my music, I’m going to pick and choose what aspects of that artistry I enjoyed, but I’m not gonna tell tales of a life that I didn’t experience. My favorite artists are the ones talking about knowledge of self, and self-empowerment. And rising above any situation. Not just poverty, but rising above injustices of all sorts. That’s where I get my inspiration just to have a voice, just to talk about things. Because it’s happening around us—regardless of whether it’s directly affecting you or not.” Miggs has something of a dual personality. He admits to being a dewy-eyed positive thinker, with “love and appreciation for the miracle of the universe,” but says he’s also a die-hard cynic. It’s that dichotomy that fuels the best songs on Son of a Gun, including “Knowwhayeyemean,” “Illest Illustrator,” “Never Coming Down” and the thoughtful, albumclosing “When I Grow Up.” “At this very moment, in this generation, where we are with thinking and innovation, and all that we’re doing, is remarkable,” he says. “There’s so many things to be thankful for, and to be in awe of. “And the cynic side of me is: Why are people wasting it? What are you doing with your life? What do you care about? What do you talk about with your friends? What do you watch on TV? Why are you wasting time when there’s so much great shit going on?” CS miggs cd release Party With: DJ Ramsey, DJ Maf, Hip hop open mic, art installation project by Jagrut Raval. Live performance by Miggs and guests at 10 p.m. Where: Southern Pine Co., 616 E. 35th St. When: At 7 p.m. Friday, May 16 admission: Free, all ages

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REGULaR REaDERs Of Connect Savannah are very familiar with the work of Geoff Johnson, who has contributed dozens of awesome cover and inside photos for us over the years. The D.C. native, SCAD grad, and longtime local resident combines a photojournalist’s eye for compelling documentary detail with the striking composition and color of a fine arts photographer. Through June 2, Gallery Espresso hosts Johnson’s first solo show in several years, “unaffected,” with an artist’s reception this Friday evening, 6-8 p.m. at the coffeehouse on Chippewa Square. (Cohen’s Retreat is currently hosting some of his work in a group show.) To help spread the word about the show, we asked Geoff to send us a few shots and chat with us about the story behind the photos:

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“This is on top of what’s supposedly the largest residence in downtown Savannah, now an antiques shop. The model is Shabnam Gideon, who’s real well-known around town for her work with the Forsyth Farmers Market and farm-to-table-like things. I’ve known her for a long time. This is a cupola on top of the building. When I was a freshman at SCAD, students rented this entire building. It’s so large downstairs, kids would ride their bikes around inside. I remember at one point someone actually rented this cupola and lived in it. They had a little bed tucked in there.”

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“This was shot on a bridge on the historic Liberty Trail in Liberty County. That’s actually the old Liberty Canal. Parts of the Liberty Trail are current roadway, but parts of it, like this, are pretty much off the grid and basically deserted. The man was the only person in eyesight. He initially didn’t want me to take his picture. But I hung out with him for a few minutes, sort of chatted awhile. Then I asked again and he said okay. If you look closely you can see he’s smiling in the photo—he knows the camera is on him. I really like this because you’ve got colorful touches like the blue of the sky, the words Georgia Peach with an actual peach painted over it later, and the Drive By Truckers.”


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“It’s old meeting new, with the sailing ships and the modern cranes in the background, which sort of look like sailing ships too. But another thing about this is it’s a pretty new take on the Savannah River—I shot this from a boat in the middle of the river. There was a light rain that day, which lent it the whole foggy look. The afterstory of course is that this is the Bounty that sank in [Superstorm] Sandy. That same day, I photographed the captain who went down with the ship during the storm. Millions watched that ship sink. The ship itself was also interesting. It’s a replica of the Bounty built for the movie starring Marlon Brando. When you go below decks you’re expecting the typical low ceilings. But the ceilings are actually pretty high, because the ship was built to accommodate the lights and cameras for making the movie.”

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“I do not know him! This of course was shot on St. Patrick’s Day—you can see people are walking around in the middle of the street and there are no cars around. But you can see in the reflection of his glasses that there’s a lot going on outside the frame.” CS

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fOR fOUR YEaRs, Savannah’s improv comedy crown has been collectively worn by the troupe known as the Odd Lot (and yes, it’s a big crown). With a few exceptions, the bedraggled gaggle of goofballs and social misfits can be found every Monday night of the year at Muse Arts Warehouse, where they act, cavort, spit, spurt and verbally spar, all without a script. “All of our performers have that predisposition that allows them to do it well,” says co-founder Justin Kent. “It’s a special mindset.” In recent weeks, the Odd Lot menu has expanded to include a Saturday interactive performance at Savannah Coffee Roasters (Iced at the Coffee Shop: A Murder Mystery), and in June they’ll launch an improv series for children, plus a dinner theater show (fully scripted, but jammed with the sort of wall-to-wall wackiness the Odd Lot has built its urban legend upon). That’s right, Kent and fellow founders Christopher Soucy and Lynita Spivey are growing the business. They’re still not making any money at it—although that would be nice—but comedy is their passion, and they’ve gotten pretty good at it. Anyway, these days there are 14 people in the company, and that sort of creativity requires multiple outlets. Five new members were added after a recent round of open auditions. “It’s a great way to mix it up,” Kent explains. “We get to a point where we really gel together—if I get on a stage with Chris, or with Lynita, I know how their minds work. And I can kind of guess how it’s going. You throw some new members into the mix, and it amps things up.” Soucy, who directs the Odd Lot’s web series My Roommate from Hell, says this is 28 all part of a Bigger Picture. “We’d like to get

“odd” couple: company co-founders christopher soucy, left, and justin kent. Photo by Megan Jones. into larger series on the web, and film and TV production, all that kind of stuff,” he explains. “Conceptually, we just have a lot of really talented people who aren’t having the same outlets they could have in other places. We can offer an actor a good chance to perform, a camera person a chance to shoot something good, an editor a chance to edit … Zachary Burke, who’s our editor, is supersharp. But he doesn’t have a whole lot of work as an editor. So we’re able to facilitate people’s passions.” For three years, Odd Lot members have performed weekly as part of the interactive murder mystery Dead in the Water, with the River Street Riverboat Co. Improvisational comedy, according to Soucy, isn’t as easy as it looks. “There are plenty of brilliant actors who cannot do improv,” he says. “It’s out of their wheelhouse; they’re very uncomfortable. Performing in front of people is nerve-wracking as it is. A large portion of the population can’t even fathom getting up in front of other

people. “And then to say well, you can’t even have the safety net of someone else’s words, or any structure, it’s really tightrope walking without a net.” Kent and Soucy will be the first two Odd Lotters to perform in The Story Trunk, Saturday and Sunday afternoons (two shows each day) at Savannah Coffee Roasters, beginning June 7. For each show, children in the audience will play an active role in the storytelling—the titular trunk will be opened to reveal masks, puppets, props and costumes, which the pair pf performers will use to tell a brand-new tale every time. Soucy, who spent 20 years as a professional puppeteer, says the Story Trunk will take a cue from Italy’s famous masked commedia dell’arte. “Hopefully it will give families in Savannah something to do,” he says. “Every single show will be different. Even if a child wants the same story, it’s going to be different.” June 10 will mark the debut of The Ghostly Guests, planned as the first in a series

of dinner theater shows written specifically for each restaurant or pub (this one’s at Circa 1790). Iced at the Coffee Shop, which began May 10, takes place Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. With a script by Kent and Soucy, this one also features an interactive plot (“Solve a murder! Win a prize!”) “Three actors play seven characters,” Kent laughs. “That’s a big part of the fun of the show—we make it harder and harder for them to change costumes.” As the world of Odd Lot Productions expands into new media and untried territories, the group’s founders never forget why they started doing this stuff in the first place. “When you come to a show, you can see that we’re just loving this, and we’re having a great time,” Kent says. “If I go for a couple weeks without it, I’m missing it hard, because I love doing it. And I think everybody feels that way.” CS For information on all Odd Lot performances: www.oddlot.org.


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DUE In tHEatERs this Christmas, the film adaptation of the Stephen Sondheim musical Into the Woods features an all-star cast: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Anna Kendrick, Emily Blunt and Chris Pine are among the A-listers on board. They’ll bring Little Red Riding Hood, Jack (of Beanstalk fame), Cinderella and other Brothers Grimm fairy-tale creations to life, through Sondheim’s beguiling music and the snarky book by James Lapine. Nearing its 30th anniversary, Into the Woods, despite its fantasy-world storylines,

stephen sondheim and james lapine’s Into the Woods is a musical centered around fractured fairy tales. Photo: SCAD is vintage Sondheim: The songs are fast, poly-syllabic and complicated. Most of them are funny, too, and advance the plot in sitespecific ways. The melodies, natch, are absolutely gorgeous.

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Which brings us to SCAD’s spring production. With Kevin Wallace as musical director, Performing Arts chair Michael Wainstein is directing a full-scale Into the Woods at the Lucas Theatre.

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Still, the show didn’t produce any breakout standards like “Send in the Clowns” from Sondheim’s earlier A Little Night Music. The score for Into the Woods kind of needs to be heard as a whole.

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He is an unabashed Sondheim fan. “The actors trying to master the rhythms and notes might disagree with me, but I think Into the Woods is one of the most accessible of his shows,” Wainstein says. “You have to master the rhythm, and the pitch, and the bizarre orchestrations that don’t help you at all when you’re trying to sing the right melody. Characters that are complex. Very, very fast patter songs. Seventeen other people singing different things. It’s very, very, very challenging. “But it’s also very, very, very rewarding, because once you get all that down, there’s just something so rich about it that it’s just transformational for actors.” The SCAD cast includes Amber Hancock, Matt Webb, Michael Sterling Miller, Kerry Auer, Hailey Vest, Aaron Catano, Martine Fleurisma, Laura Spears and many, many others. Most are seniors or MFA candidates. Choosing Into the Woods for the polepositioned spring musical was the result of careful consideration. “A., it’s a good musical challenge,” Wainstein explains. “B., it’s such a stylized piece, it’s a good opportunity for students to do something very different in contemporary theater. So much of what’s going on today in film and TV, for example, is fantasy, sci-fi, non-reality. And a lot of the American plays that are around are much more realistic. “So the opportunity to understand how to create a character that’s really far-flung from your everyday reality, and do it in a way that makes them real, is really good training for all that awaits them in contemporary film and TV.” He sees it as a generational thing. “The

style is very tough for actors. I grew up going to the theater, going to movies, seeing style in all its forms. And I find that a lot of our students don’t have as much experience, or even haven’t seen as much stuff. So playing something other than contemporary realism is hard. And since so much of the work out there is not contemporary realism, we felt like this show would not only give them a musical challenge, it would also give them an acting challenge.” The storybook saga, which centers (sort of ) around a childless couple (the Baker and His Wife), is, as they say, deceptively simple. As the plot moves forward, more characters from the childhood bookshelf enter the fray. One can see it as subtle social commentary, or as just a lot of song-and-dance (and funny costumes) fun. “We’re playing very realistically within the high style that it is,” says Wainstein. “We’re trying to create these well-known literary characters, but trying to make them threedimensional human beings, and trying to look at them from a much more human viewpoint. “Not to say that it isn’t effervescent and fun, but the piece really calls for the traditional approach. Because it’s all about turning tradition on its ear.” CS into the Woods Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. When: At 8 p.m. Thursday through Saturday, May 1517, and 3 p.m. Sunday, May 18 Tickets: $25 at savannahboxoffice.com, or (912) 525-5050

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I’m nOt OnE to seek the comfort of a bar after work, or even much on the weekends, but when I do, my friends, I tend to wander over to Jay’s Bar & Grill. Michelle lights up the place with her smile most evenings, Jack’s bangin’ out the burgers, tots and wings in their many-sauced splendor, and Jay Patel is usually there to greet and meet his regulars and the newbies too, with an shy, self-deprecating grin. The man is well-beloved, that’s for sure; every time I’ve been there I see he’s proved irresistibly huggable to any number of ladies and receives his share of man-hugs (side-toside shoulder-grab style) even from those who haven’t had a chance to juice up yet. It’s an easy-going place, not too dark, decent DJs that fire up Fridays and Saturdays, well-priced daily drink specials that won’t squeeze your wallet dry, peaceable Keno and lottery players who will chat you up and actually have something interesting to say, teams of players throwing darts or checking out the balance of the pool tables, and though he’s got 11 big screen TVs of various sizes, they don’t overwhelm you with sports chatter. Then there’s the food. Oh my lord, yes. above: the commandment was to ‘improve the recipes!’ below: jay himself. You could say it’s the usual bar food (read burgers & wings), but one of the items on Jay’s To-Do List when he bought the place back in October was: Improve the Recipes! This was not a spot known for good eats back before he came, but between Jay & Chef Jack, they’ve cooked up some fine improvements. It’s not just ‘chicken fingers’, it’s “hand-cut, hand-breaded, marinated in buttermilk and seasoned with the special house-blend of herbs and spices,” Jack will proudly tell you, and I can personally attest, they’ll give Spanky’s a run for their money! Burgers here are never frozen, but fresh made per individual order, hand-formed, 6-ounce wonders, juicy, tasty, laid on a plump, fresh, toasted bun, and nestled in a golden mound of tater tots or fries. The “Blue Jay” is simply amazing and already has an enthusiastic group of devotees: generously topped with bacon and a slightly melted pile of bleu cheese crumbles, it’s probably the perfect meal for a bar-food 32 fanatic. These are gourmet, man, and you’ll

definitely want to try one soon. Wings here are well-proportioned, come in 11 varieties, and legend says that aficionados will drive down from Atlanta just to satisfy their passion for them. The Sampler is a beauty to the eye as well as the taste buds, so choose your 3 from a list of 8 appetizers with care—Pepperjack cheese cubes, Southwest eggrolls—and of course, those incredible chicken fingers—are local favs. One of my personal preferences, which goes by the unassuming title of “Chef Salad,” arrives in a huge bowl packed with what looks like at least a pound of sliced turkey and ham (not tiny chunks), plenty of cheese to please, and, unless you’re known for a capacious stomach, needs no accompaniment. Jay even manages to make the humble Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich memorable—my hubby’s a red-meat lover but even he puts asides his usual burger for this perfectly seasoned, marinated and grilled delight, always paired with excellent, crispon-the-outside, tender-on-the-inside seasoned fries. The mix of people to be found at Jay’s is also a good thing—not too overloaded with the barely legal, nor crowded with gray foxes either; ethnically diverse, business men, a handful of tattooed vets, and most of them friendly, responsive to a good conversation. It’s usually hoppin’ from Thursday evening onward, especially after 10 p.m., and the DJs, plus Karaoke on Wednesdays, bring in a fun crowd as well. Michelle is a skilled and attentive bartender who has a way with the goods; she’ll be happy to point out that she can make around 300 shot combos, each one tailored to the specific mood or taste of the customer—just tell her what you’re yearning for—and there are 6 drafts and 49 bottled varieties to choose from. She’s been with Jay since he bought the place so she’s pretty familiar with the regulars and has a good memory for customer preferences (“Jack n’ soda with 3 limes, please!). Nothin’ sleazy or uneasy here, just a neat, clean bar with a pleasant atmosphere, friendly people, damn good food, and hey, the kitchen’s open until 2 a.m. so nobody has to go hungry after 10 or 11, like in other joints. CS jay’s Sports Bar & grill 11414 Abercorn Street (912) 920-7991


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gettin’ randy with shandy By lee heidel lee@brewdrinkrun.com @brewdrinkrun brewdrinkrun.com

tHE PatH Of the average craft beer drinker typically takes them on a journey from light, creamy ales to bitter IPAs then on to darker fare like big, roasty imperial stouts and terminates with acidic, tart sours. Those who get serious about their beer often remain tangled up in those more complex styles, bouncing around between the over-hopped, higher-alcohol brews or more exotic, rare variations on the form. I know first hand, watching my bank account slowly deplete from importing rare beers in order to satiate my hobby of finding new, extreme flavors to check off my to-drink list. In my opinion, this behavior is more about appreciating the “craft” in craft beer than anything else. Being able to experience what true artisans have labored over in an attempt to perfect an existing genre or in some cases invent entirely new styles of ales and lagers. As a connoisseur, one thing you never want to do is to compromise a brewer’s art, whether that be by improperly cellaring, using the wrong glass or (heavens no!) tainting that beer with an outside agent. That’s the unforgivable sin of many “serious” beer lovers: The beer cocktail. Shandies are one of the most common forms of beer mixing shenanigans, dating back over 100 years to Germany, the

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nothing says “summer” like a shandy. motherland of the US brewing tradition. To create a shandy, the bartender blends 50% mild ale or lager (think Hefeweizen, Pilsner or Helles) with 50% carbonated lemonade or citrus soda. It’s refreshing, it’s light, it’s got beer in it and it’s delicious. There. I admit it. I like shandies. Now, I wouldn’t give up a coveted Alesmith Speedway Stout variant for a shandy or anything. But given a choice on a hot summer day, I’d rather drink a zesty shandy on a boat while idling through a tidal creek

than a thick, molasses and coffee infused high alcohol snifter of acclaimed Russian Imperial goodness. To everything there is a time, place and season. And there is no shame in appreciating a refreshing traditional beer cocktail. It’s easy to make your own shandy at home. But, if you’re hitting the beach or ravaged after a long day of yard work, you can purchase bottled shandies at your local beverage shop. There are more on the shelves every year and even one brewery that’s

devoted itself entirely to the shandy cause. The Traveler Beer Company is a part of the Boston Beer Co. subsidiary Alchemy & Science’s portfolio of brands. They do one thing: produce bottled and canned shandies. Their flagship, Curious Traveler, arrived in Georgia this spring. Traveler’s beers aren’t blends of beer and soda, but ales brewed to recreate that classic mixture of tastes. In Curious Traveler’s case, that means adding fresh lemons and limes to the recipe, forming a bright, bubble-infused, citrus beer. Their Illusive Traveler substitutes grapefruit into the mix and is a sweet drink with a splash of grapefruit tart. Imagine a mild hefeweizen with a twist of grapefruit juice combined with a lemon spritzer. Traveler is the new kid on the block, but SABMiller brand Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy has been locally available for years and is easy to find in many grocery store beer aisles. AB InBev’s Shock Top imprint has a shandy variant as do global brands like Foster’s, Carlsberg and Molson Coors. Here’s a quick and easy recipe for making your own craft beer-based shandy at home: Any light bodied beer will do, but it’s always nice to support your local brewery. Pick up a growler of Southbound Scattered Sun Wit or a can of Atlanta brewery Red Hare’s Long Day Lager. If you can find a bottle of Jarrito’s lime or grapefruit soda, that serves as a great spritzer (if a bit on the sugary/syrupy side). Ginger ale is also an acceptable mild alternative. Combine beer and soda in small increments, blending to taste. Traditionally, it’s a 50/50 split. However, depending on how strong your flavors are, you may customize the ratio to find your perfect proportions. CS.

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Moving off the grid: acrylic abstractions in color and line — Paintings by Stephen Darr. Geo-

metric abstractions, influenced by circuit boards and underground subway maps, including vivid pairings that match up on all four sides and can be rearranged to create multiple compositions. A portion of proceeds benefits Hospice Savannah, Inc. Hospice Savannah, 1352 Eisenhower Dr.

a fragmented abstraction - scad Mfa thesis exhibition - rebeca pittman calderón — Explores

different facets of mediation through work combining the mediums of acrylic and digital painting. The constructed pen-andink recombinant drawings and vibrant paintings draw inspiration from her native Guatemala. Fri., May 16, 6-7:30 p.m. and May 16-29, 9 a.m.-5 p.m Fahm Street Gallery, One Fahm Street.

nathan Mabry: process (b-e-a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e) — A six-piece, sculpture-based installa-

tion exhibited in the Alex Townsend Grand Courtyard. Mabry appropriates figures of Rodin’s “The Burghers of Calais,” adorning them with familiar American mascot heads. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

goodbye boundary — Emerging and estab-

lished artists hosted by the SCAD Sculpture Forum. We bid a farewell to our home as many of us are graduating, moving and opening new chapters in our lives and art careers. Fri., May 16, 6-9 p.m Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St.

let’s talk about sex — Paintings, fibers arts, and sculpture by artist Paige Berrier. An eclectic mix of work centered around the sexual self; designed to inspire laughter and spark conversation. Reception May 16, 7-10:30pm, up through May 20 The Sicky Nar Nar, 125 W Duffy St. Mountains, cities, and temples: travel drawings — Drawings and mixed media works by

Julia Haywood. Free and open to the public Opening Reception May 17, 6-9 p.m. with Gallery Talk by Julia Haywood and Tania Sammons, exhibition curator, at 7 p.m. Indigo Sky Community Gallery, 915 Waters Ave.

no one ever steps in the same river twice — A

public art project in collaboration with Savannah Art Bazaar and Southern Pine Company. The 24 hour site-specific project is comprised of three installations within the outer premises of the building: video projections, real-time camera surveillance, clocks, and mirrors, variously housed inside a 20-foot shipping container, a ramshackle cottage, and a half-constructed greenhouse. Free and open to the public. Fri., May 16, 7-10 p.m. and Sat., May 17, 1-7 p.m Southern Pine Co., 616 E. 35th St.

scad’s annual jewelry trunk show — Browse

and buy unique and wearable jewelry handcrafted by SCAD students, alumni and professors. Free and open to the public. Thu., May 15, 5-8 p.m. and Fri., May 16, 12-6 p.m. Fahm Street Gallery, One Fahm Street.

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Up Savannah’s spring art exhibition and reception, plus mural unveiling (by SeeSaw Savannah), art activities for children and adults, and food. Fri., May 16, 5:30-7 p.m yMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St.

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conTinuing shaved — Works by artists (and Blick

employees) Emily Quintero and Christine Zito. Reception: May 30 6-8pm. Blick Art Materials, 318 East Broughton St.

work by julia haywood at indigo sky on waters; reception & gallery talk saturday airport art gallery spring exhibition — The Savannah Art Association exhibits over thirty works of oil, acrylic, mixed media and three dimensional art. Art may be purchased through the Savannah Art Association. Free and open to the public. Savannah Hilton Head International Airport, 400 Airways Ave. alfredo jaar: shadows — SCAD deFINE ART

2014 honoree Alfredo Jaar presents the world premier of a site specific installation, Shadows, at the SCAD Museum of ART. This exhibition is funded in part by the Ford Foundation. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. art in city hall: peter halpern — Peter J. Halpern exhibition, Savannah Scenes, features paintings in acrylic that capture the unique beauty of everyday Savannah scenes. Savannah City Hall, 2 East Bay Street. art with Meaning: folk art in the twenty first century — A show of mixed-media art, present-

ing an educational overview of the three branches of Folk Art: everyday life, religious beliefs and distressed art. A joint project of Beach Institute and the Hurn Museum. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St.

exhibition: ray ellis - sketches from 1971-2011 — This show includes the preliminary

sketches for larger watercolors and oils Ellis completed throughout his career. Ray Ellis Gallery/Compass Prints, Inc., 205 West Congress St.

helen levitt: in the street — The exhibit, a collaboration with the High Museum of Art in Atlanta, displays the work of one of America’s ground-breaking photographers. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West york St. jason Middlebrook: submerged — Middlebrook transformed logs once submerged in the Savannah River and that provided infrastructure for over 200 years. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. Marilyn: celebrating an american icon — An internationally traveling exhibition, featuring more than 100 works of American film icon Marilyn Monroe. Presented in a variety of media including photographs, paintings, and videos. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West york St. Matthew brandt: lakes and reservoirs — Using

his surroundings as an additive medium, Brandt’s photographs are bathed in a beanies after hours — An exhibition of artwork mixture of water collected from the site in by the staff of The Sentient Bean. The which the composition was derived. This Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. technique mirrors the chemical composite of the photographed landscape and contemporary southern landscape — The unique symbolizes today’s ecological concerns landscape of the South is the subject of about the deterioration of our natural world. this exhibition of work by a wide range of SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. artists, media, and styles. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West york St. the Metal artistry of west africa: from the kole collection — Drawn from the private coldustin yellin: triptych — “The Triptych,” maklection of the Kole family, this exhibition ing its museum premiere, is yellin’s largest sponsored by Armstrong includes sacred and most complex work, a massive 12-ton, and ceremonial objects created by people three-paneled epic, embodying his vision in sub-Saharan Africa. Free and open to the of the world and consciousness. SCAD public. Armstrong Atlantic State University, Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. 11935 Abercorn St.

new york accents — An exhibition of visual art, decorative and fine art objects from Telfair Museums’ permanent collection dating from the early 19th century to the present, exploring the rich influence of New york on Savannah. Museum admission. Telfair Academy, 121 Barnard St. paintings by grace rohland & jewelry by Marlene nawrocki — Gallery 209 presents Grace

Rohland’s nature paintings, created with texture adding paper and mixed media; and, Marlene Nawrocki’s sleek contemporary gold and silver jewelry that incorporates pearls and stones. Gallery 209, 209 E River St.

paintings by joshua hill — Savannah-based

painter’s work is influenced by classical and contemporary artists. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St.

reinvigorated: environmental recycling — From trash into art: seven artists create work from trash and keep a few more things out of the landfill. Participating artists: RL Brethauer, Melanie Carpenter, Cristina Emberton, Rachel Green, Crisley McCarson, Tandi and Mike Rose. Artists’ reception, May 16, from 5-7 p.m. Cultural Arts Gallery, 9 W. Henry St. rivers: exhibition by tim rollins and k.o.s. (kids of survival) — Collaborative paintings inspired

by speeches/writings/music of Martin Luther King, Jr., Harriet Jacobs, Mark Twain, W.E.B. Du Bois & Duke Ellington. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

the three Muses — Tremain Farrar, Stephanie Meyer, and Michelle Willows come together for this three-woman exhibition of their works, which are primarily illustration, but also painting, graphic design images and more. Prints and originals in all shapes and sizes. The Butcher Tattoo Studio, 19 East Bay St. unaffected — Recent photography by award

winning Savannah artist Geoff L. Johnson. Artist’s reception May 16, 6-8pm Through June 2, Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St.


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Like the beer at a college kegger, the comedy Neighbors flows smoothly for much of the time, only spurting and gasping in those moments when it’s been tapped dry. Seth Rogen, who has been paired onscreen with more beautiful women than any other affable slob this side of Kevin James, here gets to dally with Bridesmaids’ Rose Byrne. They star as Mac and Kelly Radner, who aren’t too thrilled when they learn that a group of fraternity brothers has moved into the house next door. Fearing that the potential noise will disturb their staid suburban lifestyle - and wake up their baby at all hours - they try to ingratiate themselves by offering the new kids on the block some weed as a welcome gesture. At first, it works: Frat leaders Teddy (Zac Efron) and Pete (Dave Franco) promise to behave, and Mac and Kelly even get invited over for a massive blowout that finds Mac eating mushrooms by the handful and getting into a conversation with Teddy over whether the definitive Batman was Michael Keaton or Christian Bale. But during one subsequent - and particular raucous - night, the Radners call the cops on the frat rats, a decision that results in an all-out war between the two households. Neighbors offers a steady stream of satisfactory laughs, particular in the scenes which show Mac and Kelly desperately trying to hold onto their youthful vigor and carefree spirits even though they’re now tied down with a baby and a mortgage. This interesting angle gets downsized over the course of the film, but there are a number of more visually dependent gags trying to take up the slack, including ones involving frat-manufactured dildos and milk-filled mammaries. Much of the ribald humor is inspired while some of it is merely desperate, but

it’s the sloppiness of the characterizations that weakens stretches of the film. Efron’s Teddy is occasionally transformed into a borderline psychopath, but only when the inconsistent script requires it. Similarly, Rogen’s Mac is savvy enough to know that “Hooah!” is Al Pacino’s rallying cry in Scent of a Woman, yet he has no clue that “You talkin’ to me?” is Robert De Niro’s signature line in Taxi Driver? One gets the feeling that the dialogue was improvised as much as it was scripted (a staple in modern comedy), but it’s probably because of this loose structure that the movie often feels flabby and disjointed. Still, as far as dum-dum comedies go, this one’s not bad at all, and it’s sure to go down even easier after a few rounds of shots or a pitcher or three at the neighborhood bar.

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Trust Jim Jarmusch to craft a vampire flick that’s less about frightful fangs puncturing exposed necks and more about the existential crisis that’s rocking the modern world. With Only Lovers Left Alive, the innovative writer-director has fashioned a bloodsucker saga that’s every bit as unique as the acclaimed Swedish import Let the Right One In. A fixture on the indie scene for 30 years, Jarmusch makes films that are often difficult to accurately describe and even tougher to pigeonhole. Here, the auteur of such gems as Mystery Train and Night on Earth foregoes the usual vampire-friendly settings of Transylvania, London and even New York to set his story in, of all places, Detroit. That’s where Adam (Tom Hiddleston) can be found; a centuries-old vampire with a continues on p. 36

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fondness for music, he rarely ventures outside his apartment, trusting his only human friend, the unsuspecting Ian (a terrific turn by Anton Yelchin) to bring him anything he might need (usually, vintage guitars for his collection). Adam has a lover named, naturally, Eve (Tilda Swinton), but she lives far away in Tangier, where she sometimes pals around with a fellow vampire named Christopher Marlowe ( John Hurt). Eve eventually travels to Detroit to be reunited with her Adam. It’s a blissful existence for a while, with the lovers lounging around and enjoying the vials of “good blood” they’re able to acquire (sucking directly from a person’s neck is so old-school - or old-century, as it were). But trouble comes knocking in the form of Eve’s little sister Ava (Mia Wasikowska), a party vampire who’s selfish, obnoxious and prone to always getting in trouble (think either Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan with fangs). Ava at one point calls Adam and Eve snobs, and she’s not far off the mark. The pair do exist on a higher intellectual plane than most of those around them - humans or vampires - but they’re the keepers of all that is artistic and inspiring in this world. Jarmusch has spent his career steering clear of helming Hollywood blockbusters, so it’s easy to see him sympathizing with this doleful duo. Yet for all its esoteric claims, Only Lovers Left Alive isn’t pretentious or inaccessible. There’s genuine warmth emanating through a picture that initially appears chilly to the touch, thanks in no small measure to the performances by Swinton and Hiddleston. In fact, the movie’s closest screen antecedent is one of those Hollywood blockbusters: Neil Jordan’s 1994 hit Interview with the Vampire, with its similar roster of privileged bloodsuckers (as well as one character’s eventual ties to the music industry). With its languorous pace and decidedly low-key pleasures, Only Lovers Left Alive isn’t a movie for all tastes, but those seeking something seductive and unexpected will want to sink their teeth into it and draw deeply. Opening May 16 at Spotlight Eisenhower Cinemas. The 6:50 and 9:30 p.m. shows on opening day are sponsored by CinemaSavannah.

Amazing Spider-Man suffered in comparison to the films (at least the first two) helmed by Sam Raimi and starring a perfectly cast Maguire as everyone’s favorite wallcrawler. The problems with the reboot could be found front and center with the casting of Andrew Garfield. For all its problems - the lack of a vibrant human dimension, a weak villain in The Lizard, the casting of Forrest Gump’s mom as Peter’s Aunt May - the film wasn’t a complete debacle; on the contrary, it was adequate summer-movie filler, the type that’s best to catch when the only other options are an afternoon peeling off sunburnt skin or an evening suffering through the latest Adam Sandler comedy. Still, with such efforts as The Avengers and The Dark Knight Trilogy upping the ante, the movie felt comparatively puny, a designation that also applies to this latest entry. Overall, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 offers a slight improvement over its predecessor, but not enough that we can feel excited about the future of this franchise. The best component of TAS-M2 is the developing relationship between Peter and Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone). Garfield and Stone both do exemplary jobs of conveying the feelings and frustrations of their starcrossed lovers. With this romance landing in the pole position of the positives, the runner-up slot goes to the casting of Jamie Foxx as Max Dillon, a lowly and lonely engineer who’s eventually transformed into the powerful and destructive Electro. Foxx brings genuine pathos to the character of Max/Electro, and even as the character’s villainy grows, Foxx ensures that he never completely loses audience sympathy. Electro is a compelling enough villain that he could have benefitted from more screen time; unfortunately, the film suffers the same fate as Raimi’s Spider-Man 3 by cramming too many villains into the proceedings. As for the effects that bring our superhero and his nemeses to life, they curiously run hot and cold.Of course, it also doesn’t help that Webb maddeningly plays around with the tools of the trade with the reckless abandon of a pubescent kid discovering his own pecker, slowing down many shots to the point of absurdity. Otherwise, it’s business as usual, including the obligatory Stan Lee cameo.

parts (as in The 40-Year-Old Virgin and The Bling Ring), Mann is terrific in this latest picture, one which finds her landing abovethe-title billing alongside Cameron Diaz. Diaz stars as Carly, an accomplished businesswoman who’s so enamored of her latest squeeze, the suave Mark (Game of Thrones’ Nikolaj Coster-Waldau), that she informs her secretary (singer Nicki Minaj) that he might be the one. Unfortunately for Carly, she’s eventually confronted by Kate (Mann), the wife she didn’t know Mark had. Both hurt by the same scumbag, they become unlikely friends, and their number grows when they discover the wayward husband is seeing yet another woman, a stunner named Amber (Sports Illustrated swimsuit star Kate Upton). Believing that when it comes to fidelity, one’s company, two’s a crowd and three is an outrage, the trio of duped lovers elect to exact their revenge by all means necessary. As long as it concentrates on the relationship between Carly and Kate - that is to say, the first half of the picture - The Other Woman offers a generous supply of laughs. It’s only when the revenge angle takes over that the movie falls apart. The various ways in which Carly, Kate and Amber exact their revenge on Mark are either tepidly presented (tapping his offshore accounts? Yawn) or sloppily scripted (Mark unknowingly uses a lotion that causes his hair to fall out by the handful, yet subsequent scenes show him sporting the same full head of hair as before). There are absolutely no surprises in this second part of the film, a drawback when the storyline involves characters who are constantly trying to come out on top through subterfuge. This remains Mann’s movie from the getgo. She’s a riot, and it’s a shame the studio marketing of this as strictly a female-friendly flick - on top of the refusal by many guys to even go see a movie fronted exclusively by women - will doubtless prevent her from finally emerging as a breakout star.

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OOOOO It would be insulting and inaccurate to state that Wes Anderson is the Zeppo Marx to the Coens’ Groucho and Chico (or Groucho and Harpo, if you will), but as both sets of filmmakers have often leaned The amazing SPider-man 2 heavily on stylized dialogue, eye-popping Oop The oTher Woman tableaus and no small measure of eccentricThe cobwebs hadn’t even settled on Tobey OOP ity in both the storytelling and characterMaguire’s Spidey suit before Marvel and There are enough bright elements in The ization departments, there have often been Sony elected to return to their lucrative cash Other Woman that allow the film to occacomparisons that have left the solo artist cow by offering a new series a mere five years sionally rise above the mire, and chief among standing in the shadows of the sibling team. after the original trilogy came to a close. them is Leslie Mann. A gifted comedienne Because, for all his obvious talent, I’ve 36 Consequently, the rush job known as The who has managed to shine even in small always found Anderson’s movies easier to

admire than truly enjoy, kept at arm’s length by a coolly distant sensibility that didn’t always translate to film. But with 2012’s Moonrise Kingdom, Anderson finally broke through his own remoteness, and now with The Grand Budapest Hotel, he has ascended even further with what turns out to be the best film of his career. Working with co-writer Hugo Guinness, Anderson has concocted a fanciful tale marinated in whimsy and tinged with ruefulness. After a pair of framing devices, the film takes us to the 1960s, where an author ( Jude Law) spends most of his time in a crumbling, practically empty hotel located in the fictional Republic of Zubrowka. There, he meets owner Zero Moustafa (F. Murray Abraham), who proceeds to tell him a story that takes us even further back in time. T The setting is now the hotel during the early 1930s, when young Zero (Tony Revolori) is serving as a lobby boy under the tutelage of M. Gustave (Ralph Fiennes), the property’s ab-fab concierge. Gustave is superb at his job, which on the downside includes bedding the elderly — and wealthy — women who stay at the facility. One such individual is Madame D. (played by an unrecognizable Tilda Swinton in layers of wrinkled makeup), and when she passes away under mysterious circumstances, she wills an invaluable painting to Gustave. This displeases her son Dmitri (Adrien Brody) to such a degree that he frames Gustave as his mother’s murderer and sics the family henchman, the snarling Jopling (a frightening/comical Willem Dafoe, replete with pointy teeth), to bump off anyone who interferes with his diabolical plot. Thus, it’s largely up to Zero, with the aid of his girlfriend Agatha (Saoirse Ronan), to save his mentor and the day. Several of Anderson’s past films, works such as The Life Aquatic and Fantastic Mr. Fox, have showcased unique visual compositions, and with its generous use of models and matte backdrops, The Grand Budapest Hotel follows suit. The playful art direction is matched by the jocularity of the screenplay, which mines ample humor from the relationship between Gustave and Zero. Fiennes and Revolori prove to be a choice tag team, but they also shine individually, with Revolori making the most of his character’s whispery demeanor and Fiennes sensational as the concierge whose occasional buffoonishness can’t mask the tortured soul of a poet. I The Grand Budapest Hotel is Anderson’s best film not just because it makes us laugh, but because it makes us care. CS


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An informal, left-leaning gathering to discuss politics, the economy, sports, entertainment, or anything else that comes up. Every first and third Thursdays, 7:00 p.m. Tondee's Tavern, 7 E. Bay Street (912) 341-7427 Free , 7 p.m. livingliberally.org/ drinking/chapters/GA/savannah. , 7 p.m Hands Across the Sand - Tybee

Gather together and join hands to ask the president to reject expanding offshore drilling, seismic blasting, hydraulic fracturing, the Keystone XL pipeline, tar sands extraction and all other dirty fuel projects that threaten our communities and destabilize our climate. Event hosted by the Sierra Club, Surfrider Foundation Georgia Chapter and Center for a Sustainable Coast. Free and open to the public. Sat., May 17, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. 912961-6190. karengrainey@bellsouth.net. handsacrossthesand.org/. parks.chathamcounty.org/Parks/BoatRampsandFishingPiers/TybeeIslandFishingPierandPavilion. aspx. Sat., May 17, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m Tybee Pier Pavilion, Off HWY 80 at the end of Tybrisa St. Muffins with Mary Ellen

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weekly gathering for District 4 constituents every Wednesday morning. Residents and business owners of District 4 are invited to drop-in to ask questions and discuss local issues. Free and open to the public. Wednesdays, 6-9 a.m. 912-659-0103. ogeecheecoffee.com/. Wednesdays, 6-9 a.m coffee deli, 4517 Habersham St. Savannah Area Young Republicans

Get involved. Contact is Michael Johnson, via email or telephone, or see website for info. 912-604-0797. chairman@sayr.org. sayr.org. Call or see website for information. Free . 912-308-3020. savannahyoungrepublicans.com. Savannah Libertarians

Join the Facebook group to find out about upcoming local events. Mondays. Facebook.com/groups/SAVlibertarians. Mondays Young Democrats

Mondays at 7pm on the second level of Foxy Loxy, Bull Street. Call or visit the Young Democrats Facebook page for more information. Free . 423-619-7712. foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. Auditions And cAlls for EntriEs

African American Theatre

Revitalize African-American theatre in Savannah. Staging and premiering of new, dynamic plays with memorable characters and storylines. Contact playwright

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Ben Harris for information. Every 3 days. 404/955-1697. ybasa126@aol.com. Every 3 days Performing Arts Instructors Sought

Department of Cultural Affairs Accepting Proposals for Neighborhood Arts Programming Instructors City seeks applications for Weave A Dream Initiative instructors for Fall 2014 programming. Proposals are due by August 29, 2014 and should be submitted by email to cnorthcutt@ savannahga.gov or mailed to 9 West Henry Street, Savannah, GA 31401. To download the application and see criteria, go to the Cultural Affairs website www.savannahga. gov/arts. For more information please contact Crystal Northcutt at (912) 644-7927. Through Aug. 29. Through Aug. 29 Call for Artists

The Sentient Bean is seeking experienced artists interested in showing their work for the duration of one month at the Bean. Artists must have a website with current images representing a sample of the work to be shown in order to be considered. To apply, please send an email to sentientbooking@gmail.com with the subject line “art show” and include the following information: 1. Artist name and phone number 2. Link to website that has current and relevant images of work for proposed show 3. Link to artist resume (preferred) or artist resume attached as a PDF file ONLY

4. Type of work to be shown, including medium, general sizes, price range, and how many of pieces will be in the show 5. Link to artist statement (preferred) or artist statement attached as a PDF file ONLY . sentientbean.com/booking#visualarts. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. City of Savannah TV Show Seeks Entries

The City of Savannah's TV station, SGTV is seeking insightful and well-crafted profiles, documentaries, animations, original music videos, histories or other original works by or about the citizens of Savannah to run on "Engage", a television show produced by the city. Interested in collaborating with filmmakers, artists, musicians and others in producing original content for the program. While the City does not offer compensation for such programs, SGTV does offer an opportunity to expose local works to a wide audience. More than 55,000 households in Chatham County have access to SGTV. Submit proposals via website. The City reserves the right to reject any programming that does not meet content standards. . savannahga.gov/ engagesgtv. City of Savannah's “Call for Proposals” for the 2015 Contracts for Cultural & Arts Services Program

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Commission has issued a “Call for Proposals” for the 2015 Contracts for Cultural & Arts Services Program. In 2015, funding will be available in two program categories that each has specific funding criteria: Core Investment Program, designed for the City to invest in the artistic mission of thriving established arts organizations with operating budgets of at least $500,000. Cultural Projects Investment Program, designed for the City to invest in non-profit organizations and/or institutions of higher learning that provide high quality innovative arts services that increase access to cultural and creative experiences, support and facilitate skill development, inform the public about entrepreneurial avenues in the cultural sector, and nurture the local creative industry. Applications, guidelines, and program information will be available on the Department of Cultural Affairs website (www.savannahga.gov/arts) or by contacting Crystal Northcutt at cnorthcutt@savannahga.gov or 912-644-7927. Deadline is Friday, June 27, 2015 at 5:30 p.m. New applicants are required to have their proposals reviewed by DCA staff prior to submission. Proposal review dates for new applicants are May 26 – June 6, 2014. Returning applicants’ proposals may be reviewed upon request if they are submitted no later than June 6, 2014. Every 7 days. 912-644-7927. cnorthcutt@savannahga. gov. Every 7 days Gallery Seeks Local Artists

Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street, in downtown Savannah seeks 2-D and 3-D artists to join its cooperative gallery. Must be a full-time resident of Savannah or nearby area. Work to be considered includes painting, photography, mixed media, sculpture, glass, ceramics and wood. If interested please submit 5-10 images of your work, plus resume/CV and biography to info@kobogallery.com. . Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street ,. Homeschool Music Classes

Music classes for homeschool students ages 8 - 18, and their parents. Offered in Guyton and Savannah. See website for details. . CoastalEmpireMusic.com.

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Call for proposals for its 2014 Weave-ADream—Cultural & Arts Projects initiative. Applications will be accepted through the calendar year, while funds are available. Programs are to be completed prior to December 31, 2014 and the application must be submitted at least eight weeks prior to the start date of the project. Project funding is available up to $2,500 per program/ project. Emphasis on proposals that actively involve youth, seniors, and those who have limited access to arts based programs in Savannah. Applicants must be a non-profit, 501c3, head-quartered in Savannah’s corporate limits. Proposed programs must also be produced within the City’s corporate limits. No individual artist applications will be accepted. Applications are available on the Department of Cultural Affairs website. Mondays.. 912651-6417. cnorthcutt@savannahga.gov. (savannahga.gov\arts. Mondays.

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Zen Center's Annual Art and Plant Sale

Celebrating the Art of Mindful Awareness of our local artists and the Zen practice of gardening awareness. Percentage of Zen Center's plants, artist entry fees and food concession sale proceeds will benefit the Humane Society of Greater Savannah. Artists of all mediums benefit by personal sales. Benefiting The Humane Society, hosted by The Savannah Zen Center. Free to attend. Sat., May 17, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 912604-4281. Sat., May 17, 10 a.m.-4 p.m The Savannah Zen Center, 111 E. 34th St. Bethesda Academy Scholarship Gala

Inaugural gala to recognize Bethesda's class of 2014 and to raise funds for the Gateway Scholarship Fund. Keynote speaker is philanthropist Bob Jepson. $150 Fri., May 16, 6:30-10:30 p.m. bethesdaacademy. org. Fri., May 16, 6:30-10:30 p.m Bethesda Academy, 9250 Ferguson Ave. Chatham County Animal Control Seeks Donations of Items

Chatham County Animal Control is in need of items for pets in the facility. Seeking donations of canned and dry dog and cat food, baby formula, newspaper, paper towels, soaps, crates, leashes, collars, wash cloths, and towels. Open daily from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. . 912-351-6750. animalcontrol.chathamcounty.org. Chatham County Animal Shelter, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. Davenport House Summer Junior Interpreter Program

This program at the Davenport House Museum is for students in grades 9 through 12 develops the skills and knowledge necessary for a tour guide at the museum. Participants may earn community service hours and receive public speaking experience. Program dates and times: Thursday evenings June 12 through July 31 (from 6 to 8 p.m.) Tuesdays.. 912-236-8097. jcredle@davenporthousemuseum.org. davenporthousemuseum.org. Tuesdays. Davenport House, 324 East State St. Forsyth Farmers Market Seeks Sponsors

Market sponsors invest in a healthy community and show consideration for the local economy. Sponsorship opportunities begin at $350. Help keep food fresh and local. . kristen@forsythfarmersmarket. com. forsythfarmersmarket.com. forsythfarmersmarket.com/. Forsyth Farmers' Market, 501 Whitaker St., South End of Forysth Park.

$5 Bikram Yoga Class to Benefit Local Charities

Bikram Yoga Savannah offers a weekly Karma class to raise money for local charities. Thursdays during the 6:30pm class. Pay $5 for class and proceeds are donated to a different charity each month. This is a regular Bikram Yoga class. . 912.356.8280. bikramyogasavannah.com. SCMPD Animal Control seeks Volunteers

Savannah Chatham County Animal Control seeks volunteers to serve as greeters, office assistants, animal photographers,event coordinators, groomers, property maintenance workers, kennel assistants, dog walkers, cat socializers, play area monitors, off-site adoption managers, veterinary service supporters, and foster coordinators. No prior animal shel-


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ter experience is necessary. Newly trained volunteers will be authorized to serve immediately after orientation. Potential volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome. Volunteers must be at least 17-years-old. . (912) 525-2151. jlewis01@ savannahga.gov. clAssEs, cAmPs & WorkshoPs

200 - Hour Intensive Yoga Teacher Training

Savannah Yoga Center sponsors this course, held July 25 – August 17, 2014. Application Deadline is July 15. Three week yoga teacher training led by Kelley J. Boyd, 500-ERYT & Director of Savannah Yoga Center, accompanied by the East Coast’s best yoga teachers. Yoga / Satsang. Registration and more info at www.savannahyoga.com or call (912) 232-2994. Every 3 days. Every 3 days Art Classes at The Studio School

weekly drawing and painting classes for youth and adults. See website, send email or call for details. 912-484-6415. melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com. Art, Music, Piano, Voice Coaching

Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056. Artist Sacred Circle

Group forming on Fridays beginning in March. 1:30pm-3pm. Based on The Artist's Way by Julia Cameron. Contact Lydia Stone, 912-656-6383 or rosesonthemove@ gmail.com. . 912-656-6383. rosesonthemove@gmail.com. Basic Gun Safety Class

The Chatham County Sheriffs Office firearms instructors offer a basic gun safety class for Chatham County civilians on the third Saturday of every month from 8:30 a.m. until noon. The tuition is only $25.00. If interested in attending the class, please feel free to contact Sgt. Glisson at

(912) 652-6959 to sign up as class sizes are limited for safety reasons. Those interested do not need to own a firearm to attend the class. third Saturday of every month, 8:30 a.m.-noon. 912-652-6959. third Saturday of every month, 8:30 a.m.-noon Beading Classes

Offered every weekend at Perlina Beadshop, 6 West State Street. Check website calendar or call for info. 912-441-2656. perlinabeadshop.com.

Beading Classses at Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times. 912-920-6659. Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 407 East Montgomery Xrds. Beginning Belly Dance Classes

Taught by Happenstance Bellydance. All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Boater Safety Course

Savannah-Chatham Metro Police Department and the Department of Natural Resources are hosting this course in SCMPD's training facility in Savannah Mall. It is required of boaters of certain ages to operate certain vessels. On July 1, 2014, a new Mandatory Education Law goes into effect, requiring anyone born after Jan. 1, 1998, to have successfully completed a Georgia DNR approved boater education course to operate a powerboat in the State of Georgia, To register for this course please contact the SCMPD Savannah Mall Training Center at (912) 921-5450. For more information, contact Georgia DNR at (912) 264-7237 or the SCMPD Marine Patrol at (912) 353-1004. The class is limited to 30 people. Free and open to the public. Sat., May 17. savannahmall.com/. Sat., May 17 Savannah Mall, 14045 Abercorn Street. Boot Camp

Get fit and lose weight with our Boot Camp

instructor Tim Smith. Start your morning off with these heart-pumping routines sure to help you with your fitness goals! $15 for drop in, 8/$100 (must use in 30 days) or 12/$125 (must use in 30 days) Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6:30-7:30 a.m. 912-257-5901. info@firstcityfitness.com. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6:30-7:30 a.m First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. Camp: Train Smart (for kids)

For ages 8-13. A fun and challenging sports summer camp to improve overall athletic performance. Athletes are grouped by age and ability level. Two sessions: Speed & Agility Training in the morning and Sports Specific Strength Training in the afternoon. Both sessions are taught by certified fitness trainers. Spaces are limited for all sessions. Session 1: June 2-6. Session 2: June 9-13, 8:45 a.m. to 3 p.m. SJ/C Wellness Center at Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds Street. To register, call the SJ/C Wellness Center at 819-8800 or download the forms at www.sjchs.org/ camps. $120 per week. Every 7 days. Every 7 days Camp: Shapedown (for kids)

For ages 6-12, a two-week, age-specific, behavior modification intervention that addresses the food, activity, psychosocial and family system issues, which frequently underlie weight or eating problems. Participants are taught specific skills to remedy problems identified by the professional staff at the beginning of the program. June 16-27, 8:30am-4:30pm. At the St. Joseph's/Candler Wellness Center at Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds Street. Scholarships are available; the scholarship deadline is May 23 and there is a $15 fee to apply. To register, call the Wellness Center 819-8800 or download the forms at www. sjchs.org/camps. $333. Deadline to apply is May 30. Some insurance policies will cover Shapedown. Every 7 days. Every 7 days Camp: Summer Sailing Camp at Lake Mayer

Kids! Learn to sail on Lake Mayer. Savan-

nah Sailing Center presents its Summer Sailing Camp for children ages 5 and up. Weekly sessions for “Catch the Wind” (Children 8 and up) are 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Weekly sessions for "Guppies" (children 5 through 7) are 9:00 a.m.- 12:00 p.m. Camp dates: June 1-August 2. $150-$275 per week depending on age. Discounts for SSC members, multiple students per family, and multiple weeks. Every 7 days. 912352-9996. savsailing@yahoo.com. savannahsailingcenter.org. Every 7 days Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. Camp: Summer Theatre Camp for Kids

Tybee Arts Association's Summer Theatre Camp for Kids 2014. Two week Acting day camp for ages 6-16. June 9-20, Mon-Fri, 9:00am-3pm. $250 for two-week session. At Tybee Arts Center, 7 Cedarwood Dr., Tybee Island. Campers will learn the principles of acting and theatre techniques and prepare for a main stage production on the last day of camp. Every 7 days. 912-5964992. tybeearts.org. Every 7 days Tybee Arts Center, 7 Cedarwood Dr. Camp: Telfair Art Camps (for kids)

Telfair Museums offers several week-long art camps for children and teens during the summer. Different focus for each camp. Space for each camp is limited and advance registration is required. The registration fee includes all materials and each child is required to bring their own lunch bag. For more information and to register online please visit www.telfair.org/learn/ summer/. Every 7 days. telfair.org/jepson/. Every 7 days Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Champions Training Center

Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com. Chatham County Sheriff's Office Explorers Post continues on p. 40

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The Chatham County Sheriff's Office Explorers Post 876, is currently accepting applications from young men and women (ages 14-20 years old) who are interested in a career in Law Enforcement. Explorers experience mentoring, motivation, and learn skills which help prepare them for their roles as a productive citizen in the Coastal Empire. Interested parties may visit the Chatham County Sheriff's web page, click "Community" then Explorers Post 876" for applications, or contact Cpl. R. Bryant-Elleby at (912)651-3743. . 912651-3743. chathamsheriff.org. City of Savannah Cultural Arts Workshops for May

Workshops for children, teens and adults include: Papier Mache, Duct Tape Jewelry, Kumihimo, Fused Glass Animal, Animal Sculpture, Garden Toad House, Raku Friday, Sit and Spin and Stained Glass Picture Frame. Daytime and after-school workshops held May 5-17. Offered by the City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs. Taught by skilled art professionals. Fees include materials.Class schedule, fees and registration forms available online or by phone. Through May 17. (912) 651-6783. savannahga.gov/arts. Through May 17 City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St. Classical and Acoustic Guitar Instruction

Savannah Classical Guitar Studio offers lessons for all levels. Dr. Brian Luckett, Ph.D. in music. Starland District. Guitar technique, music theory, and musicianship. Folk/rock based lessons available. No electric instruments. $25/half hour. $45/ hour. brian@brianluckett.com. Clay Classes

Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-3514578. sav..claystudio@gmail.com. Boating Classes

Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register. 912-897-7656. savannahaux.com. Dance Conditioning

Be prepared to sweat! Bring your towel and your water bottle! This class is designed to enhance your strength, flexibility, balance, and overall body fitness. With belly dance movements in mind, this is a total body work out! $10 drop in or $80 for 10 classes Wednesdays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Wednesdays, 7 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

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DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving while impaired. A must see for teen drivers. Meets monthly. $40/session 912443-0410. English as Second Language Classes

Learn conversational English, comprehension, vocabulary and life communication skills. All ages. Thursdays, 7:30pm, Island Christian Church, 4601 US Highway 80 East. Free. 912-897-3604. islandchristian. 40 org.

Family Law Workshop

The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912-354-6686. mediationsavannah.com. Fany's Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. . 912-921-4646. Figure Drawing Classes

Tuesdays 6-9pm and Wednesdays 9:3012:30am. $60/4-session package or $20 drop-in fee. At the Studio School. . 912484-6415. melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com. Studio School, 1319 Bull St. Free Fitness Boot Camp

Mondays and Wednesdays, 6pm at Tribble Park, Largo & Windsor Rd. Children welcome. Free 912-921-0667. Guitar, Mandolin, or Bass Guitar Lessons

Emphasis on theory, reading music, and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. . 912-232-5987. Home Improvement Workshop: Installing a Doorbell

Another installment in Habitat ReStore Savannah's 2014's semi-monthly expertled workshops for do-it-yourselfers of all experience levels. Step-by-step instruction for DIY types to learn home repair and home decorating projects. Free and open to the public. Sat., May 17, 10 a.m. 912.655.3416. Sat., May 17, 10 a.m Habitat ReStore Savannah, 1900 E. Victory Dr. Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: MonThurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1pm-3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. . 912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha.com. savannahpha. com/NRC.html. Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Kid's Summer Pottery Camp

Kid's Can Create with Clay this summer. Weekly Summer Pottery camp open to kids ages 6-15. Creative projects done both on and off the pottery wheel. Early bird price special for registering before May 1. Classes begin in June. $127 before May 1. Call for pricing after May 1. Tuesdays.. 912-5094647. www.savannahsclayspot. Tuesdays. Savannah's Clay Spot, 1305 Barnard St. Knitting & Crochet Classes

Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website. Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com. Mondays Latin Cardio

Latin Cardio is a cardio based workout class that is designed to get your off the couch and sweat while having fun! We dance to all your favorite latin style dances like cha cha, samba, jive, rumba, salsa and more! Don't worry...you will be sweating off the pounds every time you put your feet into action on the dance floor! No partner necessary. Workout clothes required! $10

drop in or $80 for 10 classes Mondays, 6 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Mondays, 6 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

6:30pm at Portman's. $30 per month. All ages and ability levels welcome. Call for info. . 912-354-1500. portmansmusic. com. Portman's Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St.

Sewing lessons for all ages and skill levels. Private and Group classes. . 912-596-0889. kleossewingstudio.com. Kleo's Sewing Studio, 36 W. Broughton St. #201.

Write a novel, finish the one you've started, revise it or pursue publication. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-onone or small group classes, mentoring, manuscript critique, ebook formatting. Email for pricing and scheduling info. . pmasoninsavannah@gmail.com.

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Life Coaching Group

Group & Individual Life Coaching with a Certified Life Coach. Ready for a career change, new lifestyle, or an opportunity to pursue your creative or business ideas? A great opportunity to get the right guidance to fulfill your aspirations in a safe and supportive environment. Individual sessions in person or on the phone. Check out our website at www.roiseandassociates.com $35 Session/ Group, Sliding Fee for Individual Session Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon and Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon. 912596-1952. info@roiseandassociates.com. Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon and Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon Downtown Savannah, downtown. Master Artist Photography Camp

Session A: June 16-20 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. for ages 10-12. Session B: June 23-27 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. for ages 13-16. This program focuses on black-and-white and digital photography. Inspired by the work of world-famous photographer Helen Levitt – now on exhibit at the Jepson Center – campers participate in on-location shoots in the historic district and more! The camp culminates with a reception and exhibition of the students’ work at the Jepson Center. $200 for Telfair members and $235 for non-members Through June 23. 912.790.8823. bradleyk@telfair.org. telfair. org. telfair.org/jepson/. Through June 23 Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Music Instruction

Georgia Music Warehouse, near corner of Victory Drive & Abercorn, offering instruction by professional musicians. Band instruments, violin, piano, drums and guitar. All ages welcome. . 912-358-0054. georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St. Music Lessons: Private or Group

Portman’s Music Academy offers private or group classes for ages 2 to 92, beginner to advanced level. All instruments. Also, voice lessons, music production technology and DJ lessons. Teaching staff of over 20 instructors with professional, well equipped studios and a safe, friendly waiting area for parents and siblings. . 912-354-1500. portmansmusic.com. portmansmusic. com. Portman's Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments

Savannah Musicians Institute offers private instruction for all ages in guitar, ddrums, piano, bass, voice, banjo, mandolin, ukelele, flute, woodwinds. 7041 Hodgson Memorial Dr. . 912-692-8055. smisavannah@gmail.com. New Horizons Adult Band Program

Music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school/college and would like to play again. Mondays at

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Photography Classes

Beginner photography to post production. Instruction for all levels. $20 for two-hour class. See website for complete class list. 410-251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. chrismorrisphotography.com. Piano Voice-Coaching

Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. . Project Management – Basics

This course provides an overview of the ten knowledge-based principles for managing successful projects: scope, integration, communication, time, cost, procurement, risk management, quality control, human resources, and project stakeholder management. The training includes practical exercises and an in-class group project. Participants receive a manual, electronic forms, and other resource materials. Source: Project Management Body of Knowledge, Project Management Institute PMI® best business practices. $650 per person Tue., May 20, 6-9 p.m. 912.644.5967. jfogarty@georgiasouthern. edu. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Tue., May 20, 6-9 p.m Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. Quilting Classes

: Quilting classes for beginners and advanced stitchers. Learn to make your first quilt or learn a new technique. See the website, call, or come by the shop. varies . 912 925 0055. email@colonialquilts.us. colonialquilts.us. Colonial Quilts and Savannah Sewing Center, 11710 Largo Drive. Reading/Writing Tutoring

Ms. Dawn’s Tutoring in reading, writing, and composition. Remedial reading skills, help with borderline dyslexia, to grammar, term paper writing, and English as a Second Language. Fun methods for children to help them learn quickly. Contact: cordraywriter@gmail.com or text or call 912-12-660-7399. Call for fee information. Russian Language Classes

Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. . 912-713-2718. Salsa Group Classes

Join us for the hottest class around! Salsa! Learn how to dance with a partner or come solo. The only thing we require is a good attitude and in the mindset to have some fun! $5.00 Sundays, 5:30 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Sundays, 5:30 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Sewing Classes

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business or clothing line? Learn to sew. Industry standard sewing courses designed to meet your needs in the garment industry. Open schedule. Savannah Sewing Academy. 1917 Bull St. . 912-290-0072. savsew.com. Short Story Writing

Gives students with some experience in fiction and nonfiction storytelling the opportunity to use assigned readings, writing homework, and workshop style critiques to explore various writing techniques. Works of Ernest Hemingway, Graham Greene, Ann Beattie and others will be studied. Upon completion, students will understand narrative structure and scenic writing, dialogue, character, place, word choice, rhythm and pacing, and the art of revision. Offered by Georgia Southern's Continuing Education division in Savannah. Call or email for days/times/pricing. . 912644-5967. jfogarty@georgiasouthern.edu. ceps.georgiasouthern.edu/conted/cesavannahmenu.html.. cgc.georgiasouthern. edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. Singing Classes

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Bel Canto is the name of the style of singing invented by Nicola Vaccai, which helps the voice become flexible and expressive, improves the vocal range and breathing capacity and is the technique Anitra Warren uses to train her students. It carries over well as a foundation for opera, rock, pop, gospel and musical theatre. $25 Mondays-Sundays, 6 p.m. 786-247-9923.

anitraoperadiva@yahoo.com. MondaysSundays, 6 p.m Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 West State Street, 3rd and 4th flrs.,.

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Singing Lessons with Anitra Opera Diva

Teaching the Vaccai Bel Canto technique for improving vocal range and breathing capacity. A good foundation technique for different styles--opera, pop, rock, cabaret. Fridays 5:30-8:30pm. Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 1/2 W. State St., 3rd floor. . 786247-9923. anitraoperadiva.com. Spanish Classes

Learn Spanish for life and grow your business. Courses for professionals offered by Conquistador Spanish Language Institute, LLC. Classes offered in a series. Beginner Spanish for Professionals--Intro price $155 + textbook ($12.95). Instructor: Bertha E. Hernandez, M.Ed. and native speaker. Meets in the Keller Williams Realty meeting room, 329 Commercial Drive. . conquistador-spanish.com. Stress Reduction: Arising Stillness in Zen

Stress-reducing practices for body, speech and mind. Five Thursday night classes from 6- 7:00pm. $15 drop-in; $70 for series. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach, Sensei. Savannah Zen Center 111 E. 34th St. 31401 revfugon@gmail.com . Summer Art Camps

During June, two week-long Painting Camps for youth (ages 11 and up), plus a 5-day Portrait Workshop and a 5-day Figure Drawing Workshop (ages 15 and up). 1319 Bull Street, Savannah. Call or continues on p. 42

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see website for fees and specific dates. Sundays.. 912.484.6415. thestudioschoolsavannah.com. Sundays. Studio School, 1319 Bull St. Camp: Telfair Museums’ Contemporary Creative Explorer

July 28 to August 1 for ages 8-12. This camp features 3D printing with the MakerBot 3D printer! This summer Art Colony takes students on a journey, exploring Telfair Museums’ three sites and numerous exhibitions. Find inspiration with instruction in drawing, painting and printmaking. Students immerse themselves in innovative art lessons taught by professional artists. The camp culminates with a reception and exhibition of the campers’ work at the Jepson Center. Cancellation less than two weeks prior to the start of your camp incurs an $85 cancellation fee. $175 for Telfair members and $195 for non-members Every 7 days. telfair.org. telfair.org/ jepson/. Every 7 days Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Vocal Lessons

The Voice Co-op is a group of voice instructors in Savannah, Georgia who believe in the power of a nurturing community to help voice students blossom into vibrant artists. Each of our instructors have earned the degree of Master of Music in Voice Performance. Group master classes are held once each month for students of the Co-op. In the winter and spring the students will have the opportuinty to present a vocie recital for the community. Varies . 912-656-0760. TheVoiceCoOp.org. The Voice Co-op, Downtown. West Coast Swing Class

Interested in learning how to West Coast Swing? Come learn from the best in Savannah. Rick Cody will take you though the smooth rhythms of beach music to help you get ready for the dance floor. $12 drop in fee or $35 for 4 weeks Wednesdays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Wednesdays, 7 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. cluBs & orgAnizAtions

13th Colony Sound Barbershop Chorus

Sing in the harmonious barbershop style with the Savannah Chorus of the Barbershop Harmony Society No charge Mondays, 6:30 p.m. 912-344-9768. rfksav@ gmail.com. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Mondays, 6:30 p.m Savannah Arts Academy, 500 Washington Ave. Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance. African, modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-6313452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. . abeniculturalarts@gmail.com. Adult Intermediate Ballet

MAY 14-20, 2014

Beginner and Intermediate Ballet, Modern Dance, Barre Fusion, Barre Core Body Sculpt, and Gentle Stretch and Tone. no experience needed for beginner Ballet, barre, or stretch/tone. The Ballet School, Piccadilly Square, 10010 Abercorn. Registration/fees/info online or by phone. . 91242 925-0903. theballetschoolsav.com.

Avegost LARP

Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you're a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. . godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost. com. Blindness and Low Vision: A Guide to Working, Living, and Supporting Individuals with Vision Loss

Workshops on the 3rd Thursday of each month on vision losss, services, and technology available to participate in the community. And, how the community can support individuals with vision loss. Orientation and Mobility Techniques; Low Vision vs. Legal Blindness; Supporting People with Low Vision to Achieve Maximum Independence; Low Vision Simulator Experiences; Resources. Free and open to the public. . savannahcblv.org. Savannah Center for the Blind and Low Vision, 214 Drayton St. Buccaneer Region SCCA

Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver's license is eligible to participate. See website. . buccaneerregion.org. Business Networking on the Islands

Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group meets first Thursday each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. . 912-308-6768. Chatham Sailing Club

Meets first Friday of each month, 6:30pm at Young's Marina. If first Friday falls on a holiday weekend, meeting is second Friday. No boat? No sailing experience? No problem. . chathamsailing.org. Young's Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd.

etherevolution@gmail.com. galleryespresso.com/. third Thursday of every month, 6 p.m Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs

Open to all who are interested in the fiber arts: weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, etc. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center the first Saturday of the month September through June 10:15am. See our website for programs and events. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Mondays, 10:30 a.m Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. Freedom Network

An international, leaderless network of individuals seeking more freedom in an unfree world, via non-political methods. Savannah meetings/discussions twice monthly, Thursdays, 8:30pm. Topics and meeting locations vary. No politics, no religious affiliation, no dues, no fees. Email for next meeting day and location. . onebornfree@yahoo.com. Historic Flight Savannah

A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. . 912-5961962. honorflightsavannah.org. Historic Savannah Chapter: ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby's Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt. Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. . 912-660-8257. Hostess City Toastmasters Club

Improve your public speaking and leadership skills at our professional, friendly, Creative Magic Mondays peer-run Toastmasters meetings, every Join us on Mondays as we begin our week Tuesday 6:00-7:00 PM at 35 Barnard Street on a creative note. Doodling, Planning, - Third Floor at ThincSavannah. Practice Manifesting, Crafting! Just Bring Your Own your speeches for work and community Art Supplies to get the week started right! events. Network and make new friends. Free with a Love Donation Appreciated Guests are always welcomed. $10/month Mondays, 11 a.m. relaxsavannah@gmail. Tue., May 20, 6-7 p.m. 912-484-0165. com. facebook.com/creativemanifest. Mon- hostesscitytm@gmail.com. facebook.com/ days, 11 a.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, hostesscitytoastmasters. thincsavannah. 2424 Drayton St. com. Tue., May 20, 6-7 p.m ThincSavannah, Drop N Circle Craft Night 35 Barnard St. Suite 300. Sponsored by The Frayed Knot and Perlina. Ink Slingers Writing Group A creative writing group for writers of Tuesdays, 5pm-8pm. 6 W. State Street. Enjoy sharing creativity with other knitters, poetry, prose, or undefinable creative crocheters, beaders, spinners, felters, nee- ventures. Based in Savannah and a little nomadic. Meets two Thursdays a month, dle pointers, etc. All levels of experience 5:45pm. Discussion of exercises, ideas, welcome. Call for info. . 912-233-1240. Energy Healers or already in progress pieces. Free to Meets every Monday at 6pm. Mediation attend. See Facebook page savinkslingand healing with energy. Discuss aromaers. . Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 therapy, chakra systems and more. Call for Abercorn St. Island MOMSnext info. . 912-695-2305. meetup.com/SavanFor mothers of school-aged children, kinnahEnergyHealers. Exploring The American Revolution in Savandergarten through high school. Authentic nah community, mothering support, perInterested in exploring the role Savannah sonal growth, practical help, and spiritual played in the American Revolution? Join hope. First and third Mondays, excluding like-minded people including artists, writ- holidays. Childcare on request. A minisers, teachers and historians for discussion, try of MOPS International. Info by phone site exploration and creative collaboration. or email. . 912-898-4344. kymmccarty@ Email Kathleen Thomas at exploretherevo- hotmail.com. mops.org. Islands MOPS lution@gmail.com for more info. third A Mothers of Preschoolers group that Thursday of every month, 6 p.m. explor-

meets at First Baptist Church of the Islands, two Wednesdays a month, 9:15am-11:30am. . sites.google.com/ site/islandsmops. fbcislands.com/. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet

Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees. Want to learn? Join us. . 912-308-6768. Knittin’ Night

Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 912-2380514. wildfibresavannah.com/. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m Wild Fibre, 409 East Liberty St. Low Country Turners

A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below. . 912313-2230. Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. . 912-786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave. Peacock Guild--For Writers and Book Lovers

A literary society for bibliophiles and writers. Writer's Salon meetings are first Tues. at 7:30pm at the Flannery O'Connor Home. Book club meetings are third Tues., 7:30pm. Location changes each month. Call or see Facebook group "Peacock Guild" for info. . 912-233-6014. Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street. Philo Cafe

Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations. Anyone craving good conversation is invited. Free to attend. Email for info, or see Facebook.com/SavannahPhiloCafe. Mondays. athenapluto@yahoo.com. Mondays R.U.F.F. - Retirees United for the Future

RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors . 912-344-5127. New Covenant Church, 2201 Bull St. Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

A local club for fans from all over the sci-fi /fantasy universe, role-players and gamers. Meetings on the 3rd Tuesday of each month at Super King Buffet 10201 Abercorn St., Savannah at 7PM. Contact: kasak@comcast.net. Website: roguephoenix.org or on Facebook. . 912-308-2094. kasak@comcast.net. roguephoenix.org. Safe Kids Savannah

A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. . 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org. Savannah Brewers' League

Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. . 912-447-0943. hdb. org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St.

Savannah Authors Autonomous Writing Group

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Brown Antiques/Fine Silver, 14 W. Jones St. All are welcome. No charge. Contact Alice Vantrease via email or phone. . 912308-3208. alicevantrease@live.com.

Savannah Charlesfunders Investment Discussion Group

Meets Saturdays, 8:30am to discuss stocks, bonds and better investing. Contact by email for info. . charlesfund@gmail. com. panerabread.com/. Panera Bread (Broughton St.), 1 West Broughton St. Savannah Cigar Enthusiasts Inaugural Meeting

Cigar buffs, bring two cigars (real cigars - e .g., no flavored cigarillos, sticks with plastic tips, etc.) - one to smoke, one to share in a pool/rebel swap. This will hopefully be monthly meetup. Free and open to the public. Cash bar. Tue., May 20, 7 p.m. (301) 814-4798. Meetup.com. northbeachbarandgrill.net/. Tue., May 20, 7 p.m North Beach Grill, 33 Meddin Dr. Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

A dinner meeting the 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00pm (except December.) Location: Hunter Club. Call John Findeis for info. . 912-748-7020. Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesdays and Thursdays for six weeks. $60. Some equipment provided. After completing the class, you may join the Savannah Fencing Club for $5/ month. Experienced fencers welcome. Call or email for info. . 912-429-6918. savannahfencing@aol.com. Savannah Go Green

Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day. Call for info. . 912-308-6768. Savannah Jaycees

Meeting/info session held the 1st Tuesday each month at 6pm to discuss upcoming events and provide an opportunity for those interested in joining Jaycees to learn more. Must be age 21-40. Jaycees Building, 101 Atlas St. . 912-353-7700. savannahjaycees. com. Savannah Kennel Club

Monthly meetings open to the public. Held at Logan's Roadhouse, the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through May. Dinner: 6:pm. Speaker: 7:30pm. Guest speakers each meeting. . 912-238-3170. savannahkennelclub.org. Golden Corral, 7822 Abercorn St. Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events to help learn about Savannah and make new friends. . savannahnewcomersclub. com.

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Savannah Quilt Guild

Meet the second Saturday, September through June, at Woods of Savannah, 1764C Hodgson Memorial. Social time 9:30am, meetings 10:00am followed by a program. Open to all who are interested in quilting. Membership is $25 per year. . (912) 5989977. savannahquiltguild@comcast.net.

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Savannah Sacred Harp Singers

Everyone who loves to sing is invited to join Savannah Sacred Harp Singers. All are welcome to participate or listen too one of America's most revered musical traditions. Call or email. . 912-655-0994. savannahsacredharp.com. Faith Primitive Baptist Church, 3212 Bee Road. Savannah SCA

The local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets every Saturday at Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. If you're interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance, come join us! South end of Forsyth Park, just past the Farmer's Market. Free. www.savannahsca.org Free , 11 a.m. savannahsca.org. , 11 a.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Savannah Story Games

We play games that help us tell improvised stories. Get together over food - roleplayers, storytellers, or the merely curious and help us create an amazing story in just three hours. We'll use games with special rules that craft characters, settings, and conflicts. Weekends, in different locales check savannahstorygames.com for more information. free Fridays-Sundays. info@ savannahstorygames.com. savannahstorygames.com. Fridays-Sundays Downtown Savannah, downtown.

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Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30am-8:30am at the Mulberry Inn. . savannahsunriserotary. org. Savannah Toastmasters

Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment. Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference Room C. . 912-484-6710. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Savannah Veggies and Vegans

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Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. . savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc.com.

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free will astrology aries

March 21-april 19

When the path ahead divides in two, Aries, I am hoping you can work some magic that will allow you to take both ways at once. If you do master this riddle, if you can creatively figure out how to split yourself without doing any harm, I have a strong suspicion that the two paths will once again come together no later than August 1, possibly before. But due to a curious quirk in the laws of life, the two forks will never again converge if you follow just one of them now.

taurus

april 20-May 20

I see you as having more in common with a marathon runner than a speed racer. your best qualities tend to emerge when you’re committed to a process that takes a while to unfold. Learning to pace yourself is a crucial life lesson. That’s how you get attuned to your body’s signals and master the art of caring for your physical needs. That’s also how you come to understand that it’s important not to compare yourself constantly to the progress other people are making. Having said all that, Taurus, I want to recommend a temporary exception to the rule. Just for now, it may make sense for you to run fast for a short time.

geMini

May 21-june 20

MAY 14-20, 2014

virgo

aug. 23-sept. 22

The planet we live on is in constant transformation. Nothing ever stays the same. To succeed, let alone survive, we need to acclimate ourselves to the relentless forward motion. “He not busy being born is busy dying,” was Bob Dylan’s way of framing our challenge. How are you doing with this aspect of life, Virgo? Do you hate it but deal with it grudgingly? Tolerate it and aspire to be a master of it someday? Whatever your current attitude is, I’m here to tell you that in the coming months you could become much more comfortable with the ceaseless flow -- and even learn to enjoy it. Are you ready to begin?

libra

cancer

scorpio

“If we want the rewards of being loved,” says cartoonist Tim Kreider, “we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.” How are you doing with this trade-off, Cancerian? Being a Crab myself, I know we are sometimes inclined to hide who we really are. We have mixed feelings about becoming vulnerable and available enough to be fully known by others. We might even choose to live without the love we crave so as to prop up the illusion of strength that comes from being mysterious, from concealing our depths. The coming weeks will be a good time for you to revisit this conundrum.

I have three sets of questions for you, Scorpio. First, are you anyone’s muse? Is there a person who draws inspiration from the way you live? Here’s my second query: Are you strong medicine for anyone? Are you the source of riddles that confound and intrigue them, compelling them to outgrow their narrow perspectives? Here’s my third inquiry: Are you anyone’s teacher? Are you an influence that educates someone about the meaning of life? If you do play any of these roles, Scorpio, they are about to heat up and transform. If you don’t currently serve at least one of these functions, there’s a good chance you will start to soon.

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by noted American artists. It was carried on the landing module of the Apollo 12 mission, which delivered two astronauts to the lunar surface in November 1969. One of the artists, Leo maverick Andy Warhol, drew the image of a stylized penis, similar to what you might see on the wall of a public restroom. “He was being the terrible bad boy,” the project’s organizer said about Warhol’s contribution. you know me, Leo. I usually love playful acts of rebellion. But in the coming weeks, I advise against taking Warhol’s approach. If you’re called on to add your self-expression to a big undertaking, tilt in the direction of sincerity and reverence and dignity.

If you fling handfuls of zucchini seeds on the ground of a vacant lot today, you shouldn’t expect neat rows of ripe cucumbers to be growing in your backyard in a couple of weeks. Even if you fling zucchini seeds in your backyard today, you shouldn’t expect straight rows of cucumbers to be growing there by June 1. Let’s get even more precise here. If you carefully plant zucchini seeds in neat rows in your backyard today, you should not expect ripe cucumbers to sprout by August. But here’s the kicker: If you carefully plant cucumbers seeds in your backyard today, and weed them and water them as they grow, you can indeed expect ripe cucumbers by August.

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sept. 23-oct. 22

“It isn’t that I don’t like sweet disorder,” said English author Vita Sackville-West, “but it has to be judiciously arranged.” That’s your theme for the week, Libra. Please respect how precise a formulation this is. Plain old ordinary disorder will not provide you with the epiphanies and breakthroughs you deserve and need. The disorder must be sweet. If it doesn’t make you feel at least a little excited and more in love with life, avoid it. The disorder must also be judiciously arranged. What that means is that it can’t be loud or vulgar or profane. Rather, it must have wit and style and a hint of crazy wisdom.

oct. 23-nov. 21

sagittarius

nov. 22-dec. 21

According to my reading of the astrologi-

cal omens, you should draw inspiration from this Chinese proverb: “Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.” In other words, Sagittarius, you need extra downtime. So please say NO to any influence that says, “Do it now! Be maniacally efficient! Multitask as if your life depended on it! The more active you are the more successful you will be!” Instead, give yourself ample opportunity to play and daydream and ruminate.

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Spanish conversation table. Meets second and fourth Thursday of each month. 7:30pm to 9pm at Foxy Loxy, 1919 Bull street. Come practice your Spanish, have a cafe con leche or Spanish wine, and meet nice people....All levels welcome. Free. Purchase beverages and snacks. . foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St.

dec. 22-jan. 19

In Raymond Chandler’s pulp fiction novel *Farewell, My Lovely,* his main character is detective Philip Marlowe. At one point Marlowe says, “I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun.” In accordance with your astrological omens, Capricorn, I’m asking you to figure out how you might be like Marlowe. Are there differences between what you think you need and what you actually have? If so, now is an excellent time to launch initiatives to fix the discrepancies.

aQuarius

jan. 20-feb. 18

There’s a slightly better chance than usual that you will have a whirlwind affair with a Bollywood movie star who’s on vacation. The odds are also higher than normal that you will receive a tempting invitation from a secret admirer, or meet the soul twin you didn’t even know you were searching for, or get an accidental text message from a stranger who turns out to be the reincarnation of your beloved from a previous lifetime. But the likelihood of all those scenarios pales in comparison to the possibility that you will learn big secrets about how to make yourself even more lovable than you already are.

pisces

feb. 19-March 20

Author Eva Dane defines writer’s block as what happens “when your imaginary friends stop talking to you.” I suspect that something like this has been happening for you lately, Pisces -- even if you’re not a writer. What I mean is that some of the most reliable and sympathetic voices in your head have grown quiet: ancestors, dear friends who are no longer in your life, ex-lovers you still have feelings for, former teachers who have remained a strong presence in your imagination, animals you once cared for who have departed, and maybe even some good, old-fashioned spirits and angels. Where did they go? What happened to them? I suspect they are merely taking a break. They may have thought it wise to let you fend for yourself for a while. But don’t worry. They will be back soon.

Savannah Writers Group

A gathering of writers of all levels for networking, hearing published guest authors, and writing critique in a friendly, supportive environment. 2nd and 4th Tuesdays at 7:00pm, Atlanta Bread Company, Twelve Oaks Shopping Center, 5500 Abercorn. Free and open to the public. See website or call for info. . savannahwritersgroup. blogspot.com. Tertulia en español at Foxy Loxy

U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Flotilla

Join the volunteer organization that assists the U.S. Coast Guard. Meets 4th Wednesday at 6pm at Barnes, 5320 Waters Ave. All ages welcome. Prior experience/boat ownership not required. Call or see website for info. . 912-598-7387. savannahaux.com. Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671

Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. . 912-429-0940. rws521@ msn.com. vvasav.com.

Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation

Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. . 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@comcast. net. dAncE

Adult Ballet Class

Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St, offers adult ballet on Thursdays, 6:30pm-7:30pm $12 per class. Call for info. . 912-234-8745. Adult Intermediate Ballet

Mondays and Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. $12/class or $90/8 classes. Call for info. Academy of Dance, 74 W. Montgomery Crossroad. . 912-921-2190. Argentine Tango

Lessons Sundays 1:30-3;30pm. Open to the public. $3 per person. Wear closed toe leather shoes if possible. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h ferguson Ave. Call or email for info. . 912-925-7416. savh_tango@yahoo.com. Awaken with Chakradance™ - Wednesdays

Join us for a free-flowing, meditative dance and experience the healing power of Chakradance™. With eclectic music selected to resonate with each specific chakra, along with guided imagery, Chakradance™ will take you on a spiritual journey, free the energy in your body and open you to a deeper experience of life. Chakradance™ aims to restore health to our chakras – the energy centers that, in Eastern tradition, are the gateways to integrating mind, body and spirit. No dance experience or prior knowledge of the chakras is necessary. Limited to 12 participants – email to reserve a spot today! $20 ,


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7-8:30 p.m. 912-663-1306. Chakradancer@ comcast.net. chakradance.com/. synergisticbodies.com. , 7-8:30 p.m Synergistic Bodies, 7901 Waters Ave. Ballroom Group Dance Class

Weekly ballroom dance classes focus on two types of dance each month. Open to partners/couples or to solos. The $35 for 4 weeks or $10 drop in Mondays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Mondays, 7 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Ballroom/Latin Group Class

Every Tuesday and Wednesday we will be having group classes at 8pm! Tuesdays classes will focus on FUNdamental steps, styling, and techniques. Wednesday's classes will be more specific and advanced elements. Each class will have specific themes, so stay tuned for details. $15/person and $25/couple Wednesdays, 8 p.m. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail. com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Wednesdays, 8 p.m Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street. Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle

For those with little-to-no dance background. Instructor is formally trained, has performed for over ten years. $15/person. Tues. 7pm-8pm. Private classes and walk ins available. Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. . 912-414-1091. info@cybelle3. com. cybelle3.com. Bellydance lessons with Happenstance Bellydance

All levels and styles of bellydance welcome. Classes are every Monday from 5:30-6:30pm. $15/lesson. Drop-ins welcome or call Carrie @(912)704-2940 for more info. happenstancebellydance@ gmail.com happenstancebellydance. wordpress.com $15/lesson , 5:30 p.m. (912) 704-2940. happenstancebellydance. wordpress.com. , 5:30 p.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. C.C. Express Dance Team

Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary. Call Claudia Collier for info. . 912-748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Windsor Forest. Dance for Peace

A weekly gathering to benefit locals in need. Music, dancing, fun for all ages. Donations of nonperishable food and gently used or new clothing are welcomed. Free and open to the public. Sundays, 3 p.m. 912-547-6449. xavris21@yahoo.com. Sundays, 3 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Dance Lessons (Salsa, Bachata)

Learn to dance Salsa & Bachata. For info, call Austin (912-704-8726) or Omar (Spanish - 787-710-6721). Thursdays. 912-7048726. salsa@salsasavannah.com. salsasavannah.com. Thursdays Great Gatsby, 408 West Broughton Street. Dance Party

Join us on Thursdays at 8pm for fun, friendship, and dancing! Parties are free for our students and are only $10 for visitors ($15 for couples). free - $15 Thursdays, 8 p.m. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Thursdays, 8 p.m Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11

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Every Tuesday and Wednesday we will be having group classes at 8pm! Tuesdays classes will focus on FUNdamental steps, styling, and techniques. Wednesday's classes will be more specific and advanced elements. Each class will have specific themes, so stay tuned for details. $15/ person $25/couple Tuesdays, 8 p.m. 912335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Tuesdays, 8 p.m Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

members $15 non-members third Saturday of every month, 7 p.m. 912-224-7593. moonriverdancers6069@yahoo.com. third Saturday of every month, 7 p.m Moon River Dancers, 160 Whitemarsh Rd. RAVE NIGHT with DJ ORSON WELLS

Get your Rave on with the the one and only DJ Orson Wells! We got glow sticks! Saturdays, 9 p.m. Saturdays, 9 p.m Salsa Lessons by Salsa Savannah

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Tues. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Thur. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Sun. 5pm-6pm and 6pm-7pm. Salon de Maile, 704B Hodgson Memorial Dr., Savannah, 31406. See website for info. . salsasavannah.com.

Irish Dance Classes

Wednesdays, 7pm,at Doubles Lounge. Fridays, 7pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. . doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St.

Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm, Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes at this time. Call Claudia Collier for info. . 912-748-0731. Glor na Dare offers beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up. Adult Step & Ceili, Strength and Flexibility, non-competitive and competitive programs, workshops, camps. Certified. Info via email or phone. . 912-704-2052. prideofirelandga@gmail.com. Kids/Youth Dance Class

Kids Group class on various Ballroom and Latin dances. Multiple teachers. Ages 4-17 currently enrolled in the program. Prepares youth for social and/or competitive dancing. $15/person Saturdays, 10 a.m. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail. com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Saturdays, 10 a.m Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street. Line Dancing

Take down Tuesdays. Jazzy Sliders Adult Line Dancing, every Tuesday, 7:30pm10:00pm. Free admission, cash bar. Come early and learn a new dance from 7:30pm8:30pm. . doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Mahogany Shades of Beauty

Dance classes--hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step. Modeling and acting classes. All ages/all levels welcome. Call Mahogany for info. . 912-272-8329. Modern Dance Class

Beginner and intermediate classes. Fridays 10am-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Call Elizabeth for info. . 912-354-5586. Monthly Dance Parties

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. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Sizzle: Dance and Cardio

A class designed to maintain that summer body by dancing and having fun. Incorporates dance and cardio to fun, spicy songs. $10 drop in or 10 classes for $80 Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912-312-3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Swing Dance Lessons at the Telfair

Telfair Museums invites dancers of all levels, beginner to expert, to enjoy lessons from Savannah Ballroom in the Telfair Academy Rotunda. Dancers may pay in advance to attend all four lessons or drop in to take one lesson at a time. A small reception follows the May 27 class. Price per lesson: $5 students | $10 Telfair members | $15 non-members Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m.. telfair.org. telfair.org. Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St. Zumba & Zumba Toning with Anne

Ditch the workout & join the party. All levels welcome. Wednesdays, 6:30 PM 7:30PM. Lake Mayer Community Center 1850 East Montgomery Crossroads $5 class - discount cards available Bring a friend & it's free . 912-596-1952. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. fitnEss

Ready to put those dance moves into action? Come join our dance party! Our dance parties are every 3rd Friday of the month from 8pm-10pm. Our dance parties are designed for you to practice all of the things that you have learned in your private lessons, group lessons, or if you just want to come and have some fun! FREE for private lesson students/ $5.oo for social dancers third Friday of every month, 8 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. third Friday of every month, 8 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

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An anonymous fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics. the message of Al-Anon is one of strength and hope for friends/family of problem drinkers.

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Savannah Power Yoga offers a community yoga class nearly every day of the week for just $5. All proceeds support local organizations. Check out our schedule at www. savannahpoweryoga.com for details. Note that most of our classes are heated to 90 degrees and you will sweat! Bring a yoga mat, towel and some water and get ready to have some fun! $5 Mondays-Fridays, Sundays. (912) 695-9990. info@savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga. com. savannahpoweryoga.com/. MondaysFridays, Sundays Savannah Power Yoga, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Al-Anon Family Groups

Al-Anon is for adults. Alateen is for people age 13-19. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. check website or call for info. . 912-598-9860. savannahalanon.com. Bariatric Surgery Support Group

First Wednesday each month, 7pm, and third Saturday, 10am, in Mercer Auditorium of Hoskins Center at Memorial. For those who have had or are considering bariatric surgery. Free to attend. Call or see website for info. . 912-350-3438. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Beach Body Workouts with Laura

MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 652-6784. Mondays, 6:15 p.m Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. Beastmode Fitness Group Training

Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results. Personal training options available. See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. . beastmodefitnessga.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. Bellydancing Fusion Classes

Mixes ballet, jazz, hip hop into a unique high energy dance style. Drills and choreographies for all levels.Small classes in downtown Savannah, and on request. $10 per person. Email for info. . bohemianbeats.com. Blue Water Yoga

Community donation-based classes, Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm. Fri., 9:30am-10:30am. Email for info or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. . egs5719@ aol.com. Talahi Island Community Club, 532 Quarterman Dr. Fitness Classes at the JEA

Sin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for schedule. . 912-3558811. savj.org. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Free Caregiver Support Group

For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction or illness. Second Saturday of the month, 10am-11am. Savannah Commons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments. Free to attend. Open to anyone i need of support for the caregiving they provide. . savannahcommons.com. cs

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