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COMPILED BY RACHAEL FLORA | HAPPENINGS@CONNECTSAVANNAH.COM WEEK AT A GLANCE is Connect Savannah’s listing of events in the coming week. If you want an event listed, email WAG@ connectsavannah.com. Include specific dates, time, locations with addresses, cost and a contact number. Deadline for inclusion is 5pm Friday, to appear in next Wednesday’s edition.

WEDNESDAY / 18

ARMSTRONG CLOTHING CLOSET

The Clothing Closet provides Armstrong students with the opportunity to receive one free professional outfit to prepare for interviews, internships and jobs. 4-7 p.m Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St.

DEFINE ART SHOWCASE

This annual contemporary art showcase offers top lectures, exhibitions, performances and public events. The keynote speaker is Xu Bing, and his "Tobacco Project" and "Background Stories" series will go on display on Feb. 17. Feb. 17-19 SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd. scad.edu/defineart2015

GEORGIA HISTORY FESTIVAL: GEORGIA DAY PARADE

Students, musicians, local dignitaries, and costumed historical figures march through Savannah's historic squares during this annual event. Broadcast at noon on WSAV3 and livestreaming at WSAV.com. 10:30 a.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St.

LECTURE: KARL GERCENS III

Horticulture expert Karl Gercens III will present a lecture entitled "Seven Deadly Sins and How They Work in Your Garden." 10 a.m Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. Free and open to the public k@karlgercens.com

WELCOME TO THE STATE OF POVERTY

This poverty simulation is a learning experience designed to help people better understand poverty and requires groups of 35 to 75 people to assume the roles of families living in poverty. Their goal is to survive for one "month" and is open to anyone interested. Registration required. 1-3:30 p.m Savannah Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. 912-401-0672. jjohnson@stepupsavannah.org. stepupsavannah.org

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FILM: THE YOUNG ONE

The Psychotronic Film Society pays tribute to Luis Brunel’s 115th birthday with this film. Unavailable in the USA for decades, this stunning black-and-white drama was shot in Mexico but is set in the American South. Made 3 years before the similarlythemed classic “To Kill a Mockingbird,” it’s an unforgettable and blunt look at the state of black vs. white turmoil in the last days of segregation, as well as a realistic take on sexual predators. 8 p.m. Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. $7

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THURSDAY / 19 ARMSTRONG CLOTHING CLOSET

The Clothing Closet provides Armstrong students with the opportunity to receive one free professional outfit to prepare for interviews, internships and jobs. 11 a.m.-2 p.m Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St.

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FREE LECTURE AND DEMONSTRATION BY LARGE-SCALE POTTER JEFF BLANDFORD

The renowned ceramic artist creates streamlined forms on the pottery wheel with a mid-century modern flair. His works are often bold and colorful examples of ceramic design. Blandford is most notorious for his video of ‘throwing’ up to 175lbs of clay on his YouTube channel Speedball Art. The demonstration is Feb. 21 at the ceramics studio. City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St.

LECTURE: NAACP TOWN HALL: THE "N" WORD

Who can use the N-Word? Is it appropriate for any race or person to use it in comedy or lyrics or in conversation? An open dialogue where panelist and audience members can share their scholarly opinion about the use of the N-Word. 6-8 p.m Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Free and open to the public

SEERSUCKER LIVE: THE GETAWAY EPISODE

Part literary reading. Part talk show. Part cocktail party. This edition features the staff from the Ossabaw Island Writers' Retreat and is hosted by Christopher Berinato and Zach Powers. 6:30 p.m Ampersand, 36 MLK Jr. Blvd. $10

THEATRE: POE

Poe, by John Hardy, masterfully links the life of the writer and two of his works, William Wilson, the story of an evil young manand The Telltale Heart, a tale of a servant who believes he is being stalked by his master, into a thrilling look at the renowned poet of macabre and mystery. 8 p.m Ampersand, 36 MLK Jr. Blvd.

THURSDAY NIGHT OPRY

The Accomplices take their turn on the Thursday Night Opry stage. 7 p.m Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St.

VALOR AWARDS

The 200 Club honors specially selected first-responders who, while in the line of duty, performed an exceptional meritorious act that may have resulted in their death or serious injury. The winners from Glynn and Chatham Counties will be honored with a medal of valor. Charles H. Morris Center, 10 East Broad St.

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FRIDAY / 20

SATURDAY / 21

CONCERT: SPELMAN COLLEGE WOMEN'S JAZZ ENSEMBLE

A-TOWN GET DOWN

The second annual tribute concert to the late Ben Tucker. 7 p.m Ascension Lutheran Church, 120 Bull St.

VISIONS: AN ODYSSEY IN BLACK DANCE

The show presents a journey through history with African, Modern, Contemporary, Jazz and Hip-Hop dance. 7:30-9:30 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $10 912-272-2797. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com.

GEORGIA ARBOR DAY

The Southbridge Garden Club will recognize Arbor Day with a program led by the Savannah Tree Foundation, including a tree planting on Southbridge Boulevard. The foundation will also give away live oak trees to participants. 10 a.m Honey Park, Far end of Mechanics Avenue off Victory Drive.

MARKET AT 3 WEST RIDGE

Shop this unique boutique featuring clothing, household decorations and accessories, jewelry and delicacies created by 20 national artisans and specialty vendors. Proceeds benefit two local charities serving at-risk children in Savannah. 10 a.m.-6:30 p.m St. Peter's Episcopal Church, 3 West Ridge Road. $5 facebook.com/TheMarketat3WestRidge

POTABLE GOLD: SAVANNAH'S MADEIRA TRADITION

Experience the historic atmosphere of the Davenport House while learning about and tasting Madeira, a unique and flavorful wine. There will also be a dinner party and the chance to explore off-limits spaces of the house at dusk. The performance requires that guests be able to walk up and down stairs and maneuver in the candlelit rooms. Participants must be 21 years of age. Reservations are recommended, as attendance is limited. 5:30 p.m. Davenport House, 324 East State St. $20 912-238-8097. davenporthousemuseum.org

THEATRE: POE

The Blind Boys of Alabama headline this annual day-long concert. Full musical lineup includes: Bloodkin, Daryl Hance of Mofro, The Fragile Tomorrow, The Rough and Tumble, Rebecca Loebe, Walter Parks, Omingnome, Waits & Co., Howard Paul, Sam Pacetti, Lil' J, and Missionary Blues. Charles H. Morris Center, 10 East Broad St. noon-midnight $25 a-towngetdown.com/

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ART & OYSTERS

This event features world-renowned artist Jonathan Green and American filmmaker and author Julie Dash. Guests will enjoy a blend of the arts that includes jazz, gospel music, and dance as well as oysters on the marsh and Gullah Geechee cuisine. 6 p.m Pin Point Heritage Museum, 9924 Pin Point Avenue. $100 912-667-9176

BONAVENTURE AFTER HOURS: STORIES, NIGHTFALL & MORE!

Savannah's only after-hours cemetery event, in this riverside Victorian cemetery. 5-8 p.m. Bonaventure Cemetery, 330 Bonaventure Rd. $35 912-319-5600. info@bonaventurecemetery.com

CONCERT: JOHN HAMMOND

John Hammond, a blues guitarist, performs at the Mars. 8 p.m Mars Theatre, 109 S. Laurel Street. $35

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CONCERT: MISS ANDERSON'S MUSIC: THE LIFE AND SONGS OF MARIAN ANDERSON

A presentation by the Cultures in Motion program of the Smithsonian Institute's National Portrait Gallery. Featuring Janice Chandler-Eteme. 7 p.m St. Philip AME Church, 613 MLK Jr. Blvd.

CONCERT: THE VW BOYS

The VW Boys is an idea shared by Tim White and Dave Vaught. Veterans of the entertainment world, Tim and Dave have combined their talents along with another friend, Fat Albert Blackburn to put together a show that appeals to all age groups. 7:30 p.m Randy Wood Guitars (Bloomingdale), 1304 East Hwy. 80. $20 912-748-1930

VISIONS: AN ODYSSEY IN BLACK DANCE

The show presents a journey through history with African, Modern, Contemporary, Jazz and Hip-Hop dance. 2-4 & 7:30-9:30 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $10 912-272-2797. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com. continues on p. 6

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FILM: SHADOWS OF LIBERTY

This documentary is about mass media and how consolidation in the industry has impacted the journalism profession, specifically with regards to investigative journalism and news. 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave.

FORSYTH FARMERS MARKET

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights. Rain or shine. 9 a.m.-1 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Free to attend. Items for sale. 912-484-0279. forsythfarmersmarket.com

MARKET AT 3 WEST RIDGE

Shop this unique boutique featuring clothing, household decorations and accessories, jewelry and delicacies created by 20 national artisans and specialty vendors. Proceeds benefit two local charities serving at-risk children in Savannah. 10 a.m.-4 p.m St. Peter's Episcopal Church, 3 West Ridge Road. $5 facebook.com/TheMarketat3WestRidge

POTABLE GOLD: SAVANNAH'S MADEIRA TRADITION

Experience the historic atmosphere of the Davenport House while learning about and tasting Madeira, a unique and flavorful wine. There will also be a dinner party and

the chance to explore off-limits spaces of the house at dusk. The performance requires that guests be able to walk up and down stairs and maneuver in the candlelit rooms. Participants must be 21 years of age. Reservations are recommended, as attendance is limited. 5:30 p.m. Davenport House, 324 East State St. $20 912-238-8097. davenporthousemuseum.org

THEATRE: POE

TYBEE BEACHES AND BORDERS

Explore the salt marshes and beach of Tybee Island and get a closer look at the plants and animals that inhabit them. Call for specific directions. Tour size 4-20 people; reservations required. 9-11 a.m Tybee Island, Tybee Island. $25 912-236-8115

SUNDAY / 22

THEATRE: POE

CONCERT: SONGS OF PRAISE

British conductor Paul Leddington Wright is traveling to the USA to lead this hymn festival, which is modeled after a popular BBC program in the UK. This hymn concert features a mass choir and brass quintet. 3 p.m Skidaway United Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. Free and open to the public siumc.org

VISIONS: AN ODYSSEY IN BLACK DANCE

The show presents a journey through history with African, Modern, Contemporary, Jazz and Hip-Hop dance. 3-5 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $10 912-272-2797. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com.

GEORGIA BRIDAL SHOW

At this bridal show, brides are able to meet with wedding professionals and find everything they need to create the wedding of their dreams. Registered brides also receive a free one-year subscription to Brides Magazine. 12:30 p.m Savannah Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. $10

MONDAY / 23 AMERICAN TRADITIONS COMPETITION: QUARTER FINALS

The 22nd year of this nationally acclaimed traditionalist singing competition. Skidaway United Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. 2 p.m. and 5 p.m. americantraditionscompetition.com/

CONCERT: UNITED STATES NAVY SEA CHANTERS

Straight from Washington, D.C., Armstrong presents the United States Navy Sea Chanters. Admission is free, but obtain tickets in advance by calling 912-3442801. 7:30 p.m Armstrong Fine Arts Center, 11935 Abercorn St. 912-344-2801. finearts.armstrong.edu

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POE @AMPERSAND Savannah is at a crossroads, with one foot planted in the past and another reaching towards the future. What will Savannah's future look like? The Port City Cultural Alliance asks these questions. 7 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Free

TUESDAY / 24 CONCERT: CONCORDIA CHOIR

Hear one of the nation’s finest college choirs perform. Sponsored by Lutheran Church of the Ascension. Michael Smith guest conducts the 75-voice a cappella choir in several spirituals and hymns plus some new dramatic arrangements which include crystal glasses and movement. 7-8 p.m Lutheran Church of the Ascension, 120 Bull St . $15 Adults, $5 Students (K-Univ.) 218-299-4886. theconcordiachoir.org

TONGUE: OPEN MOUTH AND MUSIC SHOW HOSTED BY MELANIE GOLDEY

A poetry and music open mic with an emphasis on sharing new, original, thoughtful work. fourth Tuesday of every month, 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave.

AMERICAN TRADITIONS COMPETITION: QUARTER FINALS CONTINUE

The 22nd year of this nationally acclaimed traditionalist singing competition. Skidaway United Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. 2 p.m. and 5 p.m. americantraditionscompetition.com/

WEDNESDAY / 25 AMERICAN TRADITIONS COMPETITION: SEMI FINALS

The 22nd year of this nationally acclaimed traditionalist singing competition. Skidaway United Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. 4 p.m. and 7 p.m. americantraditionscompetition.com/

The Barr Brothers/The Apache Relay monday & Tuesday, march 23 & 24 aT 7:30pm charles h. morris cenTer

LECTURE: TOP TEN TIPS TO MAKE YOUR SMALL BUSINESS LAWSUIT-PROOF

This lecture's featured speaker is business attorney Charles Bowen, founder of the Bowen Law Group. Topics include business structure, permits and registration, and enforceable contracts. 11:30 a.m SCORE Conference Center, 111 E. Liberty Street. Free 912-652-4335

FILM: TRIBUTE TO DARREN MCGAVIN

Psychotronic Film Series presents the forgotten film noir gem The Outsider (1967, USA). Never released on home video in any format, this grim and nihilistic blast of film noir (in color) finds McGavin (best known as the father in A Christmas Story and the star of the supernatural thriller TV series Kolchak: The Night Stalker) playing a rough and tumble private detective in Southern California who gets mixed up in a complex case involving murder, dames and drugs. 8 p.m. Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. $7

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However, the name Ricky Jivens was mentioned—twice, in two different sections —as the Mayor took pains to point out that Savannah’s violent crime today isn’t as bad as when that gang leader terrorized our streets in the 1990s. Cold comfort to say the least. Seated in the front rows were uniformed BY JIM MOREKIS police officers, whom the Mayor repeatedly jim@connectsavannah.com urged the crowd to applaud and honor. The officers, understandably, reacted positively PROPS COME in all when the Mayor told the crowd she’ll push different shapes and for a departmental salary hike in the middle sizes, as witnessed by of the election year, instead of waiting until those who attended the new Council is sworn in. Mayor Edna Jackson’s The Mayor also addressed, sort of, the defiant and politically pending breakup of the City/County police charged “State merger—described to me by one political of the City” insider as “catastrophic” not only for public speech last safety but for the local economy as well. week, kicking off the election year in earnest. She took the most divisive possible As the Mayor wrapped things up, a canapproach to this issue by putting the entire didate for City Council, Detric Leggett, blame for the disagreement on the backs of held up a baby’s coffin for all the crowd to the Chatham County Commission. Thus, see, as a silent protest of the Mayor’s record among other things, putting a very public on crime. last nail in the coffin of the possibility of a While the baby coffin visual obviously last-minute agreement. dominated the immediate aftermath of the So here is the Mayor’s five-point plan: speech, it wasn’t the only political prop used 1. Hiring Chief Lumpkin. The Mayor that night. begins her “plan” with something of a tauThe Mayor’s speech opened with a welltology: an already-accomplished personnel made video featuring a voiceover by Jackson decision she claims partial responsibility for. herself, a sort of in-kind campaign contribu2. Recruiting, retention, and pay. Essention I assume produced at taxpayer expense. tially Lumpkin’s own plan to bring the police The very first name mentioned in her video, glowingly and positively within the first few seconds? None other than O.C. Welch, area businessman long rumored to have an interest in running against Mayor Jackson this year! Well-played, Madame Mayor. As billed, the speech revolved around public safety. The Mayor unveiled a fivepoint plan which, while perfectly reasonable, was mostly a bullet point list of the alreadystated policies of new Police Chief Joseph Lumpkin, whose coattails the Mayor seems eager to ride through election day. The name “Lovett”—as in the prisonbound former police chief who Jackson herself helped hire while on City Council — wasn’t spoken at all. The year-plus controversy involving Lovett and upper-level corruption in the Police Department—all of which happened on her watch as Mayor—was only obliquely referred to. Indeed, the Mayor doubled down by City Council candidate Detric Leggett strongly defending the City declining to attempt to strip away Lovett’s pension, inac- held up a baby’s coffin as a silent protest of the Mayor’s record on crime. curately stating there are no grounds to do Photo by Jim Morekis so under state law.

department back to full staff, already spelled out to several community groups. It also seeks to make the department more competitive for qualified candidates, so Savannah/Chatham officers will cease the practice of getting training and experience on our mean streets and then leaving as soon as possible for less stressful and more rewarding jobs in exurban departments. 3. David Kennedy and “Operation Ceasefire.” The outsourcing of crime-fighting strategies to this national expert will cost taxpayers a quarter million dollars. 4. Technology. Body cameras, ShotSpotter, and other technological advances in crimefighting. 5. Better Education, Better Jobs, Better Job Training. “The tough one,” as the Mayor refers to it, including “driving down that 25 percent poverty rate we’ve had for decades” and changing the “culture of violence in our community.” Unsettingly, there was zero mention in the speech of any practical game plan for the likely breakup of the police merger or reassurances for those worried about its impact. If there was one bit of substantive policy news to come out of the speech, it’s that for the first time in my own memory a sitting Mayor has frankly addressed what the rest of us have already known for many years. Specifically, Madame Mayor said, “What we do have is persistent, generational crime occurring in the same neighborhoods—and same families—year after year.” While self-evident to most, this kind of statement has previously been too much of a political hot potato for most in local elective office to pick up. This is largely for reasons of race, but also because certain dangerous oxen tend to get gored when one pokes too deeply into Savannah’s surprisingly politically well-connected criminal underworld. (Mayor Jackson referred to the “same families” for a reason.) In any case, election season is officially upon us, and how! Mayor Jackson has clearly signaled that she will not be on the defensive about her record as an incumbent. Quite the contrary: She will aggressively portray herself as… a reform candidate! It’s a tricky bank shot—selling yourself as the solution to problems you yourself helped cause in nearly two decades in public office—but I’ve seen politicians sink the 8-ball with more difficult shots before. There’s still a lot of time left before November to play in this particular pool hall, but it’s safe to say the house rules have been announced, and the blueprint for Election 2015 has been unveiled. CS

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Out from liberty’s shadow economic disaster waiting to happen or a nice story about pulling up an old boat.) IF YOU’RE with me on Maybe you’re rolling your the notion that the truth eyes about now. What’s this matters, then these are the independent press nonsense? times that try our souls. Have you not heard of the Sure, it’s been a minamazing and unregulated ute since journalist and invention called the internet U.S. founding father where anyone can publish Thomas Paine riled up a revolution with anything, whether it’s true his handwritten pamphlet Common Sense, or not? and he’s probably slapping his forehead in Yes, I’ve read your deeply his grave at how our hard-won freedom of compelling Grumpy Cat the press has morphed into an indulgent fanfic. But our last frontier free-for-all: of unfettered and uncorNonsense masquerades as news as poratized free speech is in Kanye’s infantile poo-flinging trumps Condanger of disappearing, too: The documentary Shadows of Liberty evokes the spirit of patriot and journalist Thomas Paine, gressional approval of the Keystone XL The term “net neutrality” pipeline for airtime. “Fair and balanced” has who used the freedom of the press to help stoke the American Revolution. may sound as sexy as your become an ironic catchphrase that means grandma’s underpants, but Or how forensic evidence and eyewitness moderate a panel of local freethinkers. exactly the opposite. it’s the hottest topic going, and the Federal accounts verifying that a missile-like strike And then there are the exaggerations and Brown calls the doc “a bridge” that’s been Communications Commission is voting downed TWA Flight 800 and killed 230 off uniting people all over the political specoutright lies from media figures we’ve come whether to preserve it on Feb. 26. to trust. (Et tu, Brian Williams?! It’s like I just the coast of New York in 1996 have been trum and points out that “unless you’re the FCC chair Tom Wheeler has offered found out Mister Rogers is a pervy old drunk relegated to the conspiracy theory dustbin owner of a big media conglomerate, you up a set of net neutrality regulations that and his neighborhood is full of happy ending despite rigorous reporting of their validity? have a vested interest in the protection of a would reclassify broadband as a public utilMore nail-biting comes from the terrible massage parlors and sinister raccoons.) free press that’s not influenced by corporate ity in order to protect it under Title II of the tale of Gary Webb, the San Jose Mercury Now that Jon Stewart is leaving The enterprise.” Communications Act and prevent Comcast Daily Show, who and what are we supposed News reporter who pieced together the conShe reminds that the suppression of and its ilk from strangling our access speeds. nection between the crack epidemic of the to believe anymore? Hint: The truth is not information doesn’t always look like a ballUnilaterally vetted and approved by tech going to be found in your Comcast package. 1980s and the CIA’s marionette manipulagag stuffed in a reporter’s mouth. There’s no bloggers and media watchdogs, the FCC plan You may already know that since 2012, tions in Nicaragua. need to block or blacklist anymore; most has been hysterically lambasted by those who only six corporations—including your crap Instead of being lauded for his courage newspapers and TV outlets simply choose represent corporate interests, which should cable provider—have doled out a breathand professionalism, Webb was ostracized not to pay anyone to dig into topics that tell you that it’s a pretty good plan. by his colleagues and his findings mocked by might annoy or embarrass their advertising stealing 90 percent of everything we hear, But the vote’s not over until Rupert Murwatch and read. You’ve gotta admit that other press outlets, all chronicled in a new interests. Propaganda easily finds its way doch screams. The corporate media monwhen information is controlled by meglaHollywood-produced film starring Jeremy to news desks as harried editors are tasked sters are very powerful, and anyone familiar Renner titled Kill the Messenger. Spoiler donopolies whose sole mission is to sell us with doing more with less. with Citizens United knows how our govalert: Things do not end well for Gary. their subpar goods and services while dis“Hold tight to the independent media ernment loooves to cozy up with corporate tracting us from their terrible ethics, we just Yes, it’s a real horror show how the Amer- outlets you have,” warns Brown. “You have succubi, probably while wearing your grandmight be missing something. ican citizenry is denied information in favor no idea how valuable they are.” ma’s underpants. That’s the premise of Shadows of Liberty, a of corporate interests. Shadows of Liberty (It bears mentioning that Connect SavanWe must remain ever-vigilant of where documentary by Canadian filmmaker Jean- banishes the darkness with a host of influnah is published by Morris Multimedia, our truth comes from and whether it is the Phillipe Tremblay that’s for anyone who still ential media stalwarts, including famous based right here in Savannah and presided truth at all. Our man Paine wrote that when doubts that there are ominous forces afoot Pentagon whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg and over by its president, Charles H. Morris. we “yield up the privilege of thinking, the that aim to steer the way we think—or Democracy Now’s Amy Goodman. Mr. Morris’ brother, William S. “Billy” Mor- last shadow of liberty quits the horizon.” whether we think at all. The film also features one of the last ris, owns Morris Communications, with Our democracy cannot, will not, thrive in The feature-length film is the civil libinterviews with Wikileaks founder Julian main offices in Augusta and counting among corporate-generated shade. erty equivalent of a gory zombie apocaAssange before he went all Greta Garbo in its products the Savannah Morning News. If we don’t pay attention, handwritten lypse flick: What could be scarier than real London’s Ecuadorian Embassy. While both Morris-held companies over- pamphlets may be the only independent life stories of journalistic censorship, like It might be too scary to watch alone, so see multiple markets across the country, I option we’ve got. CS Peabody Award winner Roberta Baskin’s you ought to go to the free screening this don’t think either constitutes a corporate 1990s investigation of Nike sweatshops in Friday, Feb. 20 at 6 p.m. at Armstrong State media conglomerate, though each certainly Go see what you’re missing: Shadows of Liberty, 6 p.m., University. The film’s outreach coordinator, has its particular bias. After all, depending Vietnam that was submarined when CBS Friday Feb. 20 at Armstrong State University, University brokered an advertising deal with the global Debra Brown, will be in attendance, and on what paper you read, the Savannah River Hall room 156. Info: armstrong.edu. sociology professor Ned Rinalducci will deepening is either an environmental and 10 sneaker company? BY JESSICA LEIGH LEBOS

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Pedal Medal Award Celebration honors those who make Savannah better for bicycling BY JOHN BENNETT john@bicyclecampaign.org

A shot from a previous Pedal Medal Award celebration; this year’s will be held Thursday night at ThincSavannah. Bicycle Campaign board, said Pinkerton’s efforts to educate the community and develop solutions made him an ideal candidate for the Pedal Medal award. “He’s a steadfast supporter of the rights of people who ride bikes and has shown great dedication to increasing awareness of those rights through Matt’s Moon River Cruise,” she said. Brent Buice, executive director of Georgia Bikes! and an SBC board member said leaders in the business community, like Pinkerton, can be especially effective. “We can count on citizen advocates and right-minded transportation professionals and elected officials to push for better bicycling,” he said. “But we’ll only see meaningful change happen quickly when business leaders start demanding safer cycling opportunities for their employees and customers.” SBC’s volunteers of the year, Louisa Winsor Williams and John Wesley Norvell, will also be recognized at the Pedal Medal Award Celebration. Williams manages daily operations and personnel at Biblia, Inc. Marine Towing & Transportation. Norvell

works in the financial sector. He said volunteering has given him the, “opportunity to leave a lasting impact on the place I call home. Knowing that I have made a difference and the feeling you get from volunteering is my favorite part of the SBC experience,” he said. Williams agreed, saying she liked being able to “meet great people with similar interests and trying to leave things a little better than how we found them.” Brown said their passion for bicycling is evident in their approach to volunteering. They frequently serve as marshals on group rides, working to improve participant safety and modeling best practices for safe cycling. “They are always willing to lend a hand and eager to find new ways to contribute to the organization and the community,” she said. Daniel Piatkowski, Ph.D., an assistant professor of urban studies and planning at Savannah State University, will deliver the Pedal Medal keynote address on emerging trends in research on bicycling and implications for Savannah. Piatkowski is

an interdisciplinary urban planning scholar interested in sustainable, healthy, and active transportation. One of Piatkowski’s current research projects, a survey that seeks to understand transportation systems and “what factors might correlate with different behavior patterns” in people who ride bikes, has been reported on by the Washington Post and other national media organizations. The Pedal Medal Award Celebration also includes a silent auction featuring prizes from Tim’s Beach Gear of Tybee Island, Ocean Lodge on St. Simons Island, Club at Savannah Harbor golf and Spa Bleu. Beverages and hors d’oeuvres will be served. Tickets for the Pedal Medal Award celebration are $50 and are available at the door and online. Proceeds from ticket sales and silent auction benefit Savannah Bicycle Campaign. CS To purchase tickets or for more information, visit: http://bicyclecampaign.org/fourth-annual-pedalmedal-award-celebration-honors-people-who-makesavannah-better-for-bicycling/

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WHEN Moon River Brewing Company brewmaster and owner John Pinkerton was asked to create a special beer in memory of a customer who was killed while riding a bike, he knew he could do much more than that. Matt Kohler, 22, was hit by a driver on U.S. Highway 80 near Bloomingdale in July 2012. The request for a brew in his memory was made by his widow, Kori, and her story resonated with Pinkerton. “Matt was killed on one of the roads I used for training,” he said. “I wanted to turn the opportunity to remember him into something further reaching.” That something became the annual Matt’s Moon River Cruise, an event aimed at increasing awareness of how to safely share area roads with people who ride bikes. Pinkerton’s leadership will be recognized at the Savannah Bicycle Campaign’s Fourth Annual Pedal Medal Award Celebration on Feb. 19 at 5 p.m. at ThincSavanah. Previous Pedal Medal recipients are Sean Brandon, City of Savannah Management Services Bureau chief, Jane Love of the Coastal Region Metropolitan Planning Organization and Jim Morekis, editor in chief of this publication. The Pedal Medal Award Celebration is sponsored by SouthCoast Health. Pinkerton started riding bikes after he moved to Savannah in 1999. He promised a friend he’d participate in a long distance ride and began training for it, first alone, then with others on rides sponsored by the Bicycle Link, and eventually with the Savannah Wheelmen. He became closely acquainted with the conditions people on bicycles face. The third Matt’s Moon River Cruise will be held on Saturday, May 2 and Pinkerton has specific goals in mind for this year’s event. “I would like to see greater participation from elected officials at the local and state levels. We lend our voices to what we think should happen, but they are the ones who are in a position to affect real change,” he said. Caila Brown, vice chair of the Savannah

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AN ORDINANCE that would ban the distribution of single use plastic bags on Tybee Island has caught the attention of national bag manufacturers, and they’re sending in the troops. Representatives from the plastic bag industry are expected to make an appearance at a stakeholders’ workshop this Wednesday, Feb. 18 at the Public Safety building on the north side of the island, as City Council members examine the latest version of the ordinance and hear from the public. New revisions include public safety exemptions for meat and a required ten-cent charge for paper bags. The original proposal, crafted by Tybee Island Resource Committee member and Bring Your Own Bag founder Ashley Workman, has been in the hands of City Council since last October as local leaders gauge its viability. Other municipalities across the country that have passed similar ordinances have been taken to court by plastic bag manufacturing industry groups and retailers’ associations, including L.A. and Austin. While some cities have had the lawsuits dismissed, others have succumbed to the legal power of the industry’s lobbying efforts. “Our city attorney is aware that there is likely to be litigation against the ordinance so we’re trying to make it as bulletproof as possible,” says council member Paul Wolff. “Frankly, it’s amazing that these national lobbies would care about a town as small as Tybee. But I guess they think there will be a snowball effect that could hurt them nationally or internationally.” Tybee Island has no more than 3000 year-round residents, but when its summertime population swells to 30,000 beachgoers a day, massive amounts of litter—including plastic bags—end up in the ocean, threatening marine wildlife and mucking up the water. The rationale behind the “bag ban” ordinance is that disallowing retailers from giving away free plastic bags to their customers will reduce pollution and increase environmental awareness. Tybee Market IGA owner Mike Hosti doesn’t think a ban would decrease litter or inspire people to bring reusable bags. “The problem isn’t Tybee people. People who live here are very conscious, they dispose of their trash like they should,” says Hosti, whose grocery store on Butler Ave. arguably distributes more plastic bags than any other business on the island.

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“The bags in the ocean are brought in from off the island. If you collect a hundred bags, maybe one of them comes from my store. The rest are from Walmart, Target and Dollar General. That’s what’s blowing down the

beach, and this won’t help.” Instead, Hosti would like to see increased recycling bins and the re-establishment of trash barrels at several stations along Highway 80, including Fort Pulaski and at the

Bull River bend. A plastic bag collection point at Tybee Market in the works, and reusable canvas bags with its logo have been ordered to encourage customers not to use plastic bags. Hosti says his store has already seen marked increase in requests for paper bags, which he says are not a good option environmentally or economically. Plus, they break almost immediately in the humid Tybee summers. “Look, I’m all for reusable bags; it saves me money. But we already have too many ‘no’s on this island,” he points out. “We have to educate people not just about plastic bags but about recycling in general and not littering in the first place.” Still, the ordinance has garnered tremendous public support, as has the opportunity to lead the state of Georgia in becoming its first municipality to ban plastic bags. “I think this could work to retailers’ advantage—they could offer their own bags that could be souvenirs for tourists,” counters councilmember Wolff. As for the circulating suggestion that the bag ban should voted upon by Tybee residents, Wolff says since the issue is not a broad-sweeping measure that would affect individual residents, it is under the domain of council: “We’re going to use the administrative process we have to protect the environment and work with businesses.” Depending on the outcome of this week’s workshop, a vote on the ordinance could be on the council’s agenda as soon as the end of February. It’s a touchy subject that this tiny beachside community hopes to work out for itself, free from the influence of outside corporate monies. “We should be very concerned that special interest groups are threatening to sue the City of Tybee Island for standing up for the ocean,” says Workman, who also promotes education as a way to reduce island pollution. “There may be logistics to work out before we can enact real positive change, but the lobbyists are actively working to stop any progress in its tracks. “These groups have no stake in our community and would rather drain our tax dollars on legal fees with no concern for our marine ecosystems.” CS Stakeholders’ Workshop on Tybee Island Plastic Bag Ban Ordinance When: 6-8pm, Wednesday, Feb. 18 Where: 78 Van Horn, Tybee Island Info: 912-786-4573 or cityoftybee.org

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WHEN THE OBAMA administration announced last month that the Atlantic coast could soon be open to drill for offshore gas and oil prospecting, environmental activists immediately joined forces. Representatives from Center for a Sustainable Coast, the Georgia Conservancy, the Sierra Club, the Savannah Riverkeeper and One Hundred Miles were among over a dozen conservation groups that met last week to mount a strategy to fight the development of gas and oil extraction in Georgia’s coastal waters. They came for a full-day summit at the Coastal Georgia Center at the invitation of Oceana, a national organization that advocates for the protection and restoration of the world’s oceans. “We hosted this forum to identify the key players in Georgia’s conservation movement,” explained Samantha Siegel, a campaign organizer with Oceana. “It’s been very helpful to get together and plan how we want to tackle offshore drilling and seismic testing in Georgia.” The plan to stop offshore drilling has already begun in other states with the lobbying of various city, county and state leaders to pass proclamations against seismic airgun testing, the technique used to troll for oil deposits under the ocean floor. Its sonic blasts have been proven to disrupt vital communication functions and in some cases kill marine wildlife. Of particular concern is the damage the noise could do to the endangered North Atlantic right whales, which breed and calve in the waters near Gray’s Reef. Seismic testing is the first step to the leasing and drilling of the ocean floor, and 30 cities from Florida to Virginia have already passed resolutions against it. Two Georgia coastal communities, Tybee Island and St. Marys, have also officially voiced their opposition, but there is more work to do at the state level.

Oil rigs off the coast of Horn Island, MS show what may in store for the Georgia coast. The Obama Administration recently released a draft five-year oil and gas leasing plan, which would open the Atlantic to offshore oil exploration for the first time. (Photo by Carlos Suárez courtesy of OCEANA.) “So far, there has been no opportunity for Georgians to speak out,” says Siegel, adding that Bureau of Ocean Energy Management (BOEM) has held public meetings in Jacksonville, FL, and Virginia Beach, VA but none in Georgia. “We’re pushing for our own meeting with BOEM. We deserve that.” BOEM’s five-year draft plan calls for the potential leasing of 403 miles of the Outer Continental Shelf and would open up the ocean floor to gas and oil extraction for the first time in history. According to Siegel, seismic surveying companies have already begun applying for permits. Alice Keyes, executive director of Brunswick-based One Hundred Miles, is leading a bus delegation of activists to Atlanta this week to let the Georgia Assembly know of the growing opposition to seismic testing and offshore drilling before the comment period ends on March 28. “We want them to hear from the mouths of coastal Georgians what is important,” vowed Keyes. While the environmental risks include dead and maimed marine life from the seismic testing and potential destruction of habitats due to possible spills like the BP disaster, Keyes pointed out at the summit that the cost benefits of drilling for oil off the Atlantic coast simply aren’t worth the risk to the tourism, commercial fishing and recreation that drive the current economy. “The feds’ own studies show that there’s only around 550 million barrels of oil off of Georgia and South Carolina, which meets less than a month of our domestic demands,” she said. “We’re going to spend all this money on permanent infrastructure and threaten our nature-based economy for less than a

month of oil? It doesn’t make sense.” David Kyler, executive director of Center for a Sustainable Coast, added that the cache of oil is not enough of a reserve to lower already-low prices at the pump and that the natural gas market is already flooded with product. “In a post-fracking world, we already have a surplus of energy. Why would we risk our resources to give it away to other countries?” mused Kyler, explaining that there is no revenue sharing for oil and gas in the Atlantic and all profits would go directly to oil companies. “No one here benefits. It’s just another case of oil profits versus the public interest.” Kyler has been advocating for years that wind power is the best option to harness energy offshore. Oceana also argues that offshore drilling makes little economic sense and offers a report that shows how a “modest and gradual” development of offshore wind would create nine times the amount of jobs than drilling for oil and gas. “It would only take four years of offshore wind production to generate more energy that that contained in all of the economically recoverable offshore oil and gas,” states the report. While each of the attending environmental groups may have particular missions, the summit provided a valuable opportunity to align for a united cause. “We came together to make sure everyone is educated on this issue,” said Keyes. “Our job now is to take what we know and engage and empower the community so that they can participate in the discussion.” cs To learn more, go to oceana.org or onehundredmiles.org.

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Who’s in charge of your health care visit? Help your doctor be a better doctor for you This is the first of a two-part series on improving communication between patients and health care professionals. BY CHUCK PALM, M.P.H.

MEETING WITH health care professionals, such as doctors and nurses, can sometimes be confusing. They may not give you time to ask questions. They may speak in words people only learn in medical school. They may or may not tell you why you are being given a particular medication prescription. On the other side, you might have an important question to ask before you go to your appointment, but you forget to actually ask it during the appointment. You may think of a question you want to ask – but only after you’re back at home after the appointment. Also, your body may feel different after the appointment, and you may not know how important that change could be. How can you and your family make sure that you make the best use of everyone’s time during your next health care visit?

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Many, if not most, health care professionals are under a lot of pressure. They may be running a business, hiring and training new employees, filing their taxes, or they might not be feeling well themselves that day. The average face-to-face visit between a doctor and a patient is less than 15 minutes. That time limit often results in a visit where the health care professional is motivated to get to the “primary concern” of the patient as quickly as possible. Physicians in one study listened for an average of only 23.1 seconds before jumping in and “redirecting” the conversation away from what the patient was saying. Because of the many pressures that health care professionals face, it makes sense for you to plan ahead for your next visit, so that

To make the best use of your time and a health care professional’s time during an appointment, plan ahead. Write down your questions and any medicines and supplements (such as vitamins) that you are taking. Consider taking a trusted friend or family member with you to help take notes. Be sure you understand instructions before you leave the office, including when to come back for the next visit. The goal is to create a two-way conversation that helps you and your health care professional improve your health and well-being. Photo credit: ID 5005354 © Monkey Business Images | Dreamstime.com you can get the most answers and make plans that will be the most helpful to you.

Tips for preparing for your or your family’s visits with a health care professional:

• Write down your questions before you go to the appointment, so you won’t forget to ask something important. • Make a list of any bad things you may be feeling, such as stomachache, fever, or feeling sad all the time. • Make a list of all the medicines you are taking. Be sure to include the amount of medicine (such as number of pills), as well as when, how, and why you take the medicine. Bring all the medicines and supplements, like herbs vitamins, or other drugs that you take.

very sad or very happy things that happen. 5. Take notes! Write down the answers to your questions, as well as anything else you need to remember. If possible, bring a trustworthy person to take notes for you. 6. Teach back. Repeat back what your health professional has said and check if you’ve understood correctly. Do this check by asking the health care professional to repeat something that you may not have understood or heard correctly. 7. Ask when you should come back for another appointment. 8. Follow up. Try to do what the health care professional recommended. Call back if you are confused about any instructions or information, if you don’t feel better, or if you have new symptoms. 9. Don’t be afraid to get a second opinion from another health care professional to clearly understand the problem and to understand all your treatment choices. Ask your health insurance plan, local hospital, medical society, or medical school for ideas about whom to contact. You can also go online to DoctorFinder at http://dbapps. ama-assn.org/aps/amahg.htm. Become an active, informed, and prepared champion of your own and your family’s health and wellness whenever you visit with a health care professional. These professionals may be experts in their fields and they may know a lot about you already, but they still need your help. The more you are prepared for your next visit, the better off you will be. Good health is the result of a good partnership between you, your family, your neighborhood and community, and your team of health care professionals. Engage them all in your efforts to live a happy and healthy life.

Here are some additional ways you can be a champion of your and your family’s health: 1. Bring a friend or family member to your health care appointment, and ask that person to help you remember to ask questions and also take notes for you. 2. Be open and honest with your health care professional. 3. Tell your health care professional anything new that you have been doing, such as eating differently, taking any new medicines or drugs, or beginning a new exercise program. 4. Tell your health care professional about any big life changes, such as moving into a new house, the death of a close friend Next week, CRISP will present Part 2 of this two-part or cherished pet, a new romantic relationseries “Who’s in charge of your health care visit?” ship, or anything else that has caused you stress. Remember, stress can be the result of

Chuck Palm, M.P.H. is the program manager for the Canyon Ranch Institute Life Enhancement Program. Chuck has worked in public health for over 20 years. At CRI, Chuck’s primary role is to work with our partners to initiate and sustain Canyon Ranch Institute Life Enhancement Programs in their communities. Chuck and his wife enjoy fitness activities and spending time with their family, which includes their adorable rescue dogs.

I’ve been waiting for autonomous cars to become a reality. But I’m wondering how much revenue will be lost when there are no more speeding tickets, traffic violations, parking violations, or probably quite a few other kinds of ﬁnes that I haven’t even considered. How much money will state and local governments lose when traffic tickets become a thing of the past? —Jeff Grippe, White Plains, New York WHAT I’M wondering is why you’re even thinking about this. Driverless cars may well reshape the urban world—for one thing, autonomous car-sharing could wipe out taxis, limos, and Ubers in a single swat—and you’re focusing on parking tickets. Could you possibly have picked a more boring aspect of this development to analyze? But since you asked, yes: this particularly irritating form of revenue extraction would be mostly eliminated in the event cars became autonomous. As it stands, issuing tickets is something governments do a lot of. New York City gave out more than a million in 2012. Roughly 23 percent were for tinted windows or seat belt violations (conjuring a rather unsavory image of what New Yorkers are doing in their cars), but the rest were for infractions that wouldn’t’t exist if cars were automated: speeding, phone use while driving, etc. Financially, this is an incredible boon for states and municipalities—the NYPD’s recent hissy-fit strike against Mayor de

Blasio cost the city $10 million a week in parking-ticket money. It’s hard to find an ironclad nationwide total for ticket-fine revenue, but (for example) Virginia raked in roughly $97 million on speeding tickets in 2010; scale that up to a population of 320 million and you get a national figure of about $3.7 billion. If autonomous cars make that sum just go away, budget committees are likely to notice. Google, the apparent front runner in the race to driverless cars, claims their increased efficiency (in part because they can travel in a tightly spaced convoy, reducing drag) will ultimately cut commuting waste by 90 percent. Forbes works the annual savings out as 1.9 billion gallons of gas and 4.8 billion commuting hours, for a total value of $101 billion. I’m not sure I completely buy the details where Google is concerned— two of the last five times I trusted Google Maps I spent a lot longer in Indiana than I’d intended—but undoubtedly the government would lose some money here too. The current federal tax on gasoline is 18.4 cents a gallon, and the average state tax is 23.5 cents a gallon, so 1.9 billion gallons saved means a $350 million annual loss in federal tax revenue and a loss of $447 million for the states. On the other hand, the total yearly economic cost of all U.S. motor vehicle accidents dwarfs both these figures—in 2010 it was $277 billion. Driverless cars would probably have the occasional accident as well, but the most dangerous factors could be eliminated—crucially, drunk driving. Of the roughly 33,000 traffic fatalities each year in the U.S., about 10,000 result from alcohol impairment. On a pure dollars-andcents level, that’s a total loss of something like $19 billion in future earnings that the government won’t get to collect taxes on. Additionally, the government savings on public transportation would be huge. The Chicago Transit Authority system gets about $700 million in annual public

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It turns out that a person having a heart attack is usually safer to be in an ambulance headed to a hospital than to already be a patient in a hospital, according to a study by University of North Carolina researchers. It takes longer, on average, for non-ER hospital staff to comply with hospital protocols in ordering and evaluating tests (nearly three hours, according to the study) than it does for ER (and ambulance) staff, who treat every case of cardiac symptoms as lifethreatening. Overall, according to a February Wall Street Journal report, the study found the mortality rate for heart-attack victims treated in emergency rooms is 4 percent, compared to 40 percent for patients already admitted for other reasons and then suffering heart attacks.

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She said Jason Callacalls himself the “Heavy Hitter” and the • (1) A January examinahan, who would be 38, had “Kentucky Hammer” for his aggressiveness tion of New York City records through been missing since “early June of 1995” when on behalf of, among other clients, victims of NYC Open Data found that the five most he left home to follow the Grateful Dead on traffic collisions. The (soon-to-be-poorer) common first names of taxicab drivers tour in California and Illinois. (2) Riccardo driver told police the sun got in his eyes. licensed by the city are five variations in Pacifici, described as the head of Rome’s • Elephants in Love: (1) India TV the spelling of the name “Mohammed.” (2) Jewish community, was accidentally trapped reported in January that a wild male eleThe last McDonald’s burger to be sold in while visiting the Auschwitz prison death phant from an adjoining sanctuary had bro- Iceland before the chain abandoned the camp in January on Holocaust Rememken into the Nandan Kanan zoo in Odisha, country in 2009 has been on open display brance Day, after staff had departed. When wildly besotted with a female, Heera. The at the National Museum of Iceland and was Pacifici and four associates crawled out male cast aside two other females trying recently moved to the Bus Hostel in Reykthrough a window, security officers spotted to protect Heera and mated with her. The javik, “still in good condition,” according to them, provoking the New York magazine male lingered overnight until zookeepers the hostel manager. “Some people have even headline, “Polish Police Detained a Jewish could shoo him away. (2) A frisky male ele- stolen some of the fries.” Leader Trying to Escape Auschwitz.” phant crushed four cars in 10 days in Janu• Harvard University medical researcher ary at Thailand’s Khao Yai National Park Mark Shrime documented recently how Least Competent Criminals — the result, said a park veterinarian, of the easily made-up research can wind up in • Two men remain at large after stealing stress of the mating season. (Only the last of reputable-sounding academic journals an ATM from Casino Calgary in Calgary, the four cars was occupied, but no injuries — by submitting an article composed by Alberta, in January. They had smashed were serious.) random-generating text software, supposthrough glass front doors, unbolted the • While nearly all Americans enjoy low edly about “the surgical and neoplastic role machine, put it on a dolly and rolled it to a gasoline prices, residents of sea-locked Alas- of cacao extract in breakfast cereals” (and waiting car (though it briefly toppled over kan towns (Barrow, Kotzebue, Nome, Ket- authored by “Pinkerton A. LeBrain and onto one of the culprits). Managers told chikan) have continued to pay their same Orson Welles”). Of 37 journals, 17 quickly police the ATM was empty, disabled and hefty prices ($7 a gallon, according to one accepted it, some feigning actually havscheduled to be moved to another locaJanuary report on Alaska Dispatch News). ing read it, with the only catch being that tion later that day. 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• Unwise Robbery Target: Police in Champaign, Illinois, charged Clayton Dial, 23, with robbery on New Year’s night, for carrying a pellet gun into the Kamakura Japanese restaurant and demanding money from the hostess. However, he fled quickly when chef Tetsuji Miwa walked over, holding his large sushi knife. “He saw the blade,” Miwa said later, and “started running.” (Miwa and two co-workers gave chase and held him for police.)

Recurring Themes

One of the legendary American lawsuit successes is the 1970 award of $50,000 to Gloria Sykes, whose brain injury on a San Francisco cable car left the previously modest Midwestern woman with an unrestrained libido. News of the Weird reported a similar such case, from London, in December 2006. Now, in January 2015, the British Columbia Supreme Court awarded Alissa Afonina $1.5 million for her auto-accident brain injury. She was apparently a demure, high-achieving student, but following the 2008 collision, she had no impulse control, become “isolated,” had “outbursts,” made “inappropriate sexual comments” — and was able to earn a living only as a dominatrix. (Alfonina’s mother, also injured in the accident, was awarded $940,000.)

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“My ultimate dream is to be buried in a deep ocean close to where penguins live,” explained the former Alfred David, 79, otherwise known in his native Belgium as “Monsieur Pingouin” (Mr. Penguin), so named because a 1968 auto accident left him with a waddle in his walk that he decided to embrace with gusto. (His wife abandoned the marriage when he made the name change official; being “Mrs. Penguin” was not what she had signed up for.) Mr. Pingouin started a penguin-item museum that ultimately totaled 3,500 items, and he created a hooded, full-body black-and-white penguin outfit that, according to a September (2011) Reuters dispatch, he wears daily in his waddles around his Brussels neighborhood of Schaerbeek. CS BY CHUCK SHEPHERD UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE FEB 18-24, 2015

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THE BLIND BOYS of Alabama are living legends. Formed in 1944, the gospel group has performed for presidents and royalty, won five Grammys, including the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, and collaborated with the likes of Bonnie Raitt, Tom Waits, Lou Reed, Willie Nelson, and Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon, who produced their 2013 album I’ll Find A Way. The group has performed through the years of Jim Crow, the Civil Rights Movement (they performed at several benefits for Martin Luther King, Jr.), and onward all the way into the Obama administration. With a career spanning 71 years, founding member Jimmy Carter remains true to the Blind Boys mission: to plant the seed of God’s love around the world. They headline the A-Town Get Down at 8 p.m. on Saturday.

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The Blind Boys were formed at the AlaThe Blind Boys helm a diverse A-Town Get Down lineup, including Bloodkin, Walter Parks, and more. Photo by Cameron Witting bama Institute for the Negro Blind—what was that initial bond like? How did you Jimmy Carter: A lot of people don’t undersync as musicians? pretending I was on the radio. This is my grow and make a great harvest. stand what gospel really is about. I’ve had calling. I’m just doing the best I can. people who ask me, ‘Jimmy Carter, what is Jimmy Carter: Well, that’s how the Blind Gospel’s your mainstay, but you’ve dabgospel? What do you mean when you say Boys met up, at a school for the blind in Did you always sing gospel? bled in rock and pop as well. a little town called Talladega. Every blind gospel?’ The only thing I can tell them is that child that got an education came to that Jimmy Carter: It’s all I ever did, although I Jimmy Carter: We’ve played with secular gospel is the good news of God. So that’s school—that’s how we all met. We had to like all kinds of music, not just gospel. I like people, but we never deviated from our what we do. We bring the good news to peoget to know one another first, and then we all kinds, but my singing career is built up mission. ple, whether they accept it, we don’t know started singing together. We sang in mixed around gospel music. about that, but we give it to them and hope choir, male chorus…there was another quarCollaborated with rock and pop musithat they accept it. This is our message. This tet on the road already, Golden Gate Quar- The Blind Boys were formed in the Jim cians, I should say. is our gospel message: tell them the story tet. They we idolized those guys. They could Crow era and were extremely active in that Jesus died so that we might live. see, but they could sing real good. We said, the Civil Rights Movement. How do you Jimmy Carter: Well, a lot of folks don’t if they could do it, we could too! We just feel music, in particular gospel, can bring know, a lot of these secular people came out Is the dedication to that message what’s decided to try it and here we are. about social change? of the church. They knew about gospel all motivated you to stick with it for this day. It was a privilege to have them work long? Were you singing before you went to Jimmy Carter: They say music can calm the with us and for us to work with them. It was school? wildest beast. We just get out here and sing a mutual thing. Jimmy Carter: When people ask me to them let them know what we’re singing that question, I ask them this way: I say, Jimmy Carter: I think that I was born to about and hope that we always try to plant Do you find that there’s something inherwhen you love what you do, it keeps you sing—I think that was a gift from God. a seed. We can’t make the seed grow, but we ently spiritual about musical performance, motivated. The Blind Boys have been an I’ve been singing all my life. Ever since I can can plant it. It’s up to them to make it grow. whatever the genre? organization for 70 years. We’re still try18 remember, I was singing around the house, We get out, plant the seed, and hope it will ing to carry on, we’ve had to make some

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changes—people come, people go, people die. We’re still going on, and we’ll continue to. When you have those fans that respond to you, see how they love you, it keeps you motivated. You try to give them more— that’s how we keep going. You’ve had some really amazing performance opportunities—is there one that stands out as most memorable to you? Jimmy Carter: I have two or three of those. The first one comes to mind is when the Blind Boys first won that Grammy. We started out a long, long way, way back—we didn’t get a Grammy until 2001. That was something I’ll never forget! We had the privilege of singing to three presidents at The White House three times. And we have a Lifetime Achievement Award. What was it like performing at The White House? Jimmy Carter: It was overwhelming. I’ll never forget it, because we were singing to the Clinton administration, Bush, and the Obama administration…I guess especially the Obama administration. I never thought in my lifetime I would see a black

president—but here I am singing to one! That was a great feeling. What did you sing? Jimmy Carter: Martin Luther King did a speech and he ended it with “Free at Last,” so we sang that, and one or two more. Do you have a favorite song that you return to? Jimmy Carter: “Amazing Grace.” That’s my favorite song. People ask why, and it’s because if it had not been for God’s amazing grace, we wouldn’t be doing what we do now. We’ll be doing that one in Savannah. How often are y’all playing these days? Jimmy Carter: We do about 150-200 days out of the year. Wow, that’s a lot. Do you still enjoy the touring life? Jimmy Carter: I like it—I’m not as young as I used to be. (Laughs). It’s taking its toll. Do you think you’ll ever retire?

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Happy birthday! Jimmy Carter: I’m not a spring chicken anymore, but I’m still in good shape! So you recorded a Christmas album with Taj Mahal most recently—what’s next? Jimmy Carter: We’re not going to record in 2015—we might do one in 2016. We’ll just play it by ear. Whatever comes to us, we’ll accept it make the best of it. Anything you’d like folks in Savannah to know about the show?

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MUSIC | FOLK AND AMERICANA AT THE JINX for minimum wage and struggling with drinking, he found refuge in the Athens Symphony, playing double bass. “It kept me in music,” Campbell says. “I had a place to be.” In addition to the Symphony, Campbell credits his survival to Athens’ Nuçi’s Space, a nonprofit organization dedicated to helping musicians find treatment for depression and other disorders. “If I had lived in any other city, I would have died,” says Campbell. “I owe everything to them. They got me counseling and affordable therapy, and showed me that I didn’t have to leave music; they helped me choose to get well.” To this day, Campbell carries Nuçi’s Space BY ANNA CHANDLER stickers with him to help spread the word to ANNA@CONNECTSAVANNAH.COM those who may need similar assistance. With their help, he quit drinking and COY CAMPBELL LIVES in a gorgeous moved into a farmhouse on the outskirts Victorian home, filled with rich, dark wood, of Athens to start over. Much of his famrooms lined in old books, and a distinct ily had moved back to the Savannah area, Southern Gothic ambiance. It’s author and Campbell soon followed suit, planning George Dawes Green’s place; Campbell on getting construction jobs, saving up, and watches over it in Green’s time away. moving to New York. By chance, he met Gang’s all here: Coy Campbell, Stu Harmening, Markus Kuhlmann, Rachael Sha“I live between the widow of a preacher, a Markus Kuhlmann at the Coffee Fox, who, ner, and Igor Fiksman comprise the Nightingale News live band. Photo by Jon Waits cab stand slash junkyard, and an abandoned in turn, introduced him to Jon Waits. Waits school,” the Nightingale News frontman was building a band of his own, and he and says in awe. “Could there be a better place?” Bell Rope’s list of in-studio contributors After undergrad, Campbell headed Kuhlmann introduced Campbell to SavanFor a songwriter enamored with the reads like a lexicon of Athens’ great players: north to Seattle, right at the birth of the nah’s diverse music scene. shady underbelly of Southern lore and the White Violet’s Lemuel Hayers on drums, slam poetry and spoken word movement. Soon, Campbell was back to his roots, shadowy and sinewy moments of a folk John Neff of Drive-By Truckers on pedal He fondly recalls the incredible opportuniplaying double bass in Waits & Co. While song? Certainly not. steel, Marie Davon of powerkompany on ties presented by a place abuzz in a creative he’s since amicably parted ways with the This is a crucial moment for Campbell: viola, Moths’ Jacob Morris on cello, and moment, much like Savannah’s current group to pursue Nightingale News and new his first songwriting effort as Nightingale Adam Poulin on violin. music scene. project Curb Dogs (he’s on electric bass), the News, Bell Rope, is recorded and masFor his live band, Campbell has called “You’d walk into The Richard Hugo experience was invaluable. tered. While cassettes are available locally, upon Savannah’s Americana and country House and go, ‘Oh, there’s Sherman Alexie “I learned to cut loose with a bow and he’s holding off on an official release until pros: Clouds and Satellites’ Markus Kuhltalking to someone!’” Campbell recalls. use the instrument—it really informed my he finds the right label. With a work of mann on drums and vocals, The Train While in Washington, he wrote three singing,” he says. “That kind of confidence, immense personal significance, he’s passion- Wrecks’ Stu Harmening on guitar, Rachael manuscripts of poetry. Though he still learning to keep it realistic, and believing in ate about sharing Bell Rope in a way that Shaner on double bass, and Damon and the gigged, coming right out of a formal music myself, one step at a time.” best honors it. Shitkickers’ Igor Fiksman on pedal steel. education presented its own challenges. Now, Campbell feels uplifted by the sup“Ultimately, I ended up in Savannah “It has to be this way—having a living, “I couldn’t listen to music without analyz- portive and inclusive music scene and is questioning my existence,” says the Lowbreathing band,” Campbell says resolutely. ing it,” he says. “It’s like my music education home to stay. He marvels at Nightingale country native, who moved back in 2013. “I He couldn’t be more pleased with the got in the way of me being able to enjoy News’ opportunity to perform with Ameriwas either going to drink myself to death or lineup; each performer follows the album as music.” can Aquarium; since discovering their latjump off the bridge.” a template, but still maintains a command of Campbell immersed himself in literature est album, Wolves, he’s come to admire BJ “I said, ‘I have to leave something—a their artistic self. while continuing to act as a gun-for-hire Barnum and company’s hardworking, DIY record, a book, a document.’ And Savannah “Rachael comes from a symphonic backefforts, and hopes to follow a similar path. bassist. opened me up. It happened for me here, and ground,” Campbell offers as an example. “Next year, I want to be on the way to Then one day, he wrote a particularly terthis record saved my life. It showed me that “She understands blend—she’ll play the South by Southwest,” he attests. rible poem. I’m capable.” melody that a slide guitar does on the “It’s those island hopping opportuni“It was bad—really bad,” he remembers. It’s what makes finding the right platform record.” ties: the next destination has supplies and “But there was a guitar there. And I said, to release Bell Rope so important. It’s an odd full circle for Campbell to have ‘this would make a really bad country song.’ instructions. It just takes a lot of sailing at “I’m protecting my kid,” he says tenacompleted—he didn’t necessarily expect So I sat down and wrote. And that felt really, night alone.” CS ciously. “I’m guarding this very sacred to find himself back here, playing his own really good.” document.” songs for such a supportive community. Missing the South, Campbell relocated to American Aquarium, Nightingale News, Essential to the project’s evolution was Campbell grew up in Savannah and left to Athens in 2005 and started playing shows Don Chambers establishing a full band to support the study music at University of New Mexico. Saturday February 21 as a singer-songwriter. While the chance album’s immersive rich sound. Saturday While there, he honed his double bass skills to move back was a welcome change, the The Jinx marks the first show with Nightingale News and began performing and touring with Doors at 9 p.m. depression that he had intensely struggled 20 as Campbell envisioned. singer-songwriters. with in Washington followed him. Working $10

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Those looking for a taste of history should head on down to hear In Defence, vets of Minneapolis’s DIY hardcore scene. With two LPs distributed by seminal punk collective Profane Existence and a near-decade of running basement circle pits and sharing stages with The Casualties, Danzig, Skeletonwitch and more, they’re evidence of tradition. Coastal Rock Productions has wisely paired them with a sampling of young Savannah punk and hardcore bands. With juggernaut basslines and muscular guitars that thrust crowds into a furious kind ebb and flow, In Defence’s style is comprised of crucial elements of thrash and hardcore, but their love of a good pun is what really In Defence sets them apart. The band knows that their crowd’s heard all manner of bands rail against police injustices, war, and Monsanto—In Defence certainly make their own jabs across their storied discography, as well—but it’s lashing out against the pointlessly precious things, like moshing and fast food, that they know truly gets under their audience’s skin. Really: how many bands do you know that are daring enough to open with the most brutal drum rampage while sneering, “the only good thing about pizza is the crust?” They’ll arrive in Savannah hot off the release of “Unholy Water,” their first single in three years. Recorded with Toxic Holocaust’s Joel Grind, it’s studded in skittering guitar leads and all the aggro assault that fans have come to know and love.

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Atlanta’s Warehouse played Hang Fire in late May right before self-releasing their debut album, Tesseract. We caught ‘em on the brink: in November, former Captured Tracks manager Katie Garcia and Dustin Payseur of Beach Fossils launched a new label, Bayonet Records, and announced that Tesseract will be one of the label’s first releases, due in March 2015. This is undoubtedly Warehouse’s year, so catch them while you still can. With Pitchfork praise from DeerWarehouse hunter’s Bradford Cox, Perfect Pussy’s Meredith Graves detailing their potential to be the “next Sleater-Kinney” in The Guardian, and plenty of Stereogum love, Warehouse has indie tastemakers asking, “Just what is happening down there in Georgia?” An artful approach to post-punk, Warehouse’s guitars come in jagged, arpeggiated ripples. Neat, taut snare hits punctuate songs that somehow demonstrate both a careful exactness and deploring wanderlust. Vocalist Elaine Edenfield has a cool command of the stage and a wonderfully diverse vocal range, alternating between smoky-vulnerable, Gothic murmurs, Patti Smith-style wavery bellows, and scorched and splintering yowls that unfurl like a handful of cheap firecrackers. Get there in time to catch Atlanta/Athens band Breathers—they’ve taken a modern edge to ‘80s synth pop that‘s sure to be going to be garnering them attention outside of our home state soon. Saturday, February 21, 10 p.m.

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Caleb Klauder Country Band, The Accomplices @American Legion Post 36 (Thunderbolt) It was like a strange nightmare: in the middle of a 2014 performance with his band, Caleb Klauder opened his mouth to sing and nothing happened. “That was a pretty scary moment,” the Portland-based musician recalls. “Luckily, I had friends in the audience who were singers who could come up and sing the rest of the night.” Upon visiting a doctor, he learned that he had developed polyps on his vocal cords, and would need surgery in order to sing again. “It was really emotional, but I had an amazing, supportive crew of friends that helped and stood by me,” Klauder says. “I guess I felt really embarrassed about it for a while, just because I felt like I had done something wrong—I’m not a textbook-trained singer.” Luckily, the surgery went really smoothly, and thanks to the guidance of a physical therapist, Klauder says his voice is better than ever. He’ll soon be back in the studio to cut an LP (an EP with a couple of the record’s cuts, Just a Little, will be available at the show), and is happy to be back on the road. A key figure in the Northwest old-time and country scene, Klauder has been playing ever since he was little. Caleb Klauder Country Band “Ever since I can remember, I’ve been trying to make any kind of sound,” he says. He grew up in a small community on Orcas Island, just outside Seattle. “I grew up with everyone singing along together at community gatherings,” Klauder shares. “That was a big part of my childhood.” Influenced by his parents’ eclectic record collections and his stepmom’s fiddle playing, he began writing his own songs in college. “As a songwriter, I started really gravitating toward these simple songs, as opposed to complex music,” he remembers. “I like the simplicity of music that’s people’s music, everyday music.” “Country music, it’s always been there,” he says of his love of the genre. “I don’t know what it is—it’s like it’s in my DNA,” he laughs. Fascinated by the varying regional styles of country and Americana music, Klauder’s looking forward to this rare Southern tour. “It’s like this cool, underground club in a way,” he says of the national scene. “It can be such positive music. Music’s so healing and awesome that way, making people feel good. It’d be great to see it open up even more.” Keep in mind—this is going down at the Victory Drive Legion. With a huge dance floor and a limit to 150 tickets, get in on this special evening while you can. “We don’t get down south very often, so it’s very exciting to be down there,” Klauder says. “I feel like it’s a little home away from home.” CS Saturday, February 21, 8 p.m. $15. Tickets via honkytonkSAV.brownpapertickets.com.

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QUARTER FINALS Monday, February 23rd and Tuesday, February 24th 2 p.m. and 5 p.m. Skidaway Island United Methodist Church 1 ticket for 1 session—$15.00, 1 ticket for 2 sessions—$25.00

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THE MOST promising voices from across the nation are flocking to Savannah to give it their all in the annual American Traditions Competition. Out of 107 applications, 28 up-and-coming talents were selected to show what they’ve got and, over the course of a maximum of three rounds, they’ll perform for a live audience and panel of judges. Vocalists can choose from 14 American Traditions Competition genres: Blues, Jazz, Opera, Art Song, Modern Cabaret, Folk, Gospel, Country & Western, Negro Spirituals, Sacred Songs, Musical Theater, Hollywood, Great American Songbook, and Songs of Johnny Mercer. Genres are defined as a grouping of songs, either by style, association, or source material. “It gives them a chance to show what they do best,” says Vale Rideout, Artistic Director, of the Competition’s many offerings. It also requires performers to show their diversity as vocalists—you can be the world’s greatest opera singer, but the American Traditions judges are looking for superstars who wow the crowd across all genres. Rideout encourages competitors to think of each round as its own performance, carefully selecting an opener, middle song, and ending to engage the audience. Through their song choices, they can establish a natural flow of sound and emotion, and, though they’ll be sampling from a diverse catalog, a kind of style and character. Mezzo-soprano Jessica Ann Best has chosen a variety of works to show her complex range of abilities. One she’s looking forward to performing in particular is William Bolcom’s “Amor.” “It’s spunky, but challenging,” she smiles. And don’t expect a dry eye in the house when she breaks out Martina McBride’s “In My Daughter’s Eyes.” She’ll even channel one of her major influences, Barbra Streisand, in a rendition of 1987’s “Evergreen.” Competitors have poured hours into rehearsing and arranging their sets; when the stakes are this high, it’s worth the sweat. First prize, The Courtney Knight Gaines Gold Medal Award, is $12,000. The Second Prize winner will be awarded the Heyward and Patty Gignilliat Silver Medal Award ($6,000), and Third Prize earns the Rob Demere Colonial Group Bronze Medal Award ($3,000). But that’s not all: $750 goes to the winner of the Johnny Mercer Award, presented by Friends of Johnny Mercer and Armstrong Atlantic University (awarded to, of course, the best Mercer rendition). The best performance of a Jazz song earns the $500 Ben Tucker Jazz Award, and, in perhaps one of the most fun aspects of the competition, the audiencevoted People’s Choice Award gives a quarterfinalist and semifinalist $500 each. That scope of prizes can open many doors for vocalists, such as master’s classes, travel expenses that will allow them to explore new performance opportunities, or covering everyday bills as they pursue their dream. Plus, Best points out, the American Traditions Competition is a great chance to rub shoulders with the celebrity judges, many of whom have links to Broadway and beyond. This year, the competition’s esteemed judges include Jim Wann (lead composer/lyricist for the Tony-nominated Pump Boys and Dinettes), Kristen Blodgette (Musical Director and conductor of The Phantom of the Opera on Broadway), and Ron Raines (Tony-nominated actor and vocalist). Best, who won the Bel Canto Foundation’s Scholarship to the V.O.I.C.E. Experience, loves performing for Savannah audiences, and looks forward to the thrill of the American Traditions Competition. “People just love the arts and music here,” she says. “They make you feel like a part of it right away.” CS

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THE FINAL SCENE in The Last Emperor always makes me cry. The elderly former Chinese monarch looks at his former throne, now a museum piece. He checks to make sure no one’s looking. Then he climbs past the rope and sits in it. And I have to confess, when I visit some of Savannah’s house museums—and we have dozens—I sometimes feel the twinge of a Henry Pu Yi moment.

Can’t I sit, just once, on fine upholstery? I felt the twinge recently in Sandy West’s living room on Ossabaw Island, where I spoke with furniture conservator David Bayne. “I’m only sitting on this chair because you’re sitting on it,” he told me as we reclined on a sofa that I picked for our interview location. Bayne is one of the country’s foremost furniture conservators. He was at West’s house to lead a workshop for young conservators. “We’re trained never to sit on the furniture,” he says. Of course, this wasn’t a Beijing museum. It’s still very much Sandy West’s living room. The island matriarch, 102 years old, was upstairs, receiving guests. Bayne and I sat by her fireplace and talked about what he was doing on this remote island and some of the big ideas in his profession. “Part of the standards of practice is that you treat every object the same way,” he says. “You might treat a comic book the same way you treat a Gutenberg Bible.” So, to me, it’s just a sofa. It’s a rug. It’s a curtain! For Bayne, it’s a delicate jewel that, with my ass’s help, might become his next “furniture emergency.”

He studied material technology, organic, inorganic and physical chemistry, art history, woodworking and analytical methods to do his job. He’s been responsible for furniture conservation at all of the historic sites in the state of New York for 22 years. He’s worked on some genuine treasures. So yes, it gives him the queasies to sit on an old sofa. “You’re passing it on,” Bayne says. “As a conservator, you do things thinking about the next guy who’s going to be in the same position you are and has to work on this.” Philosophical conundrums? Conservators run into them all the time. Restoration versus replication. Access versus preservation. These dilemmas are shared by museum curators—of which we also have many in Savannah—and private citizens—if you’re lucky enough to own a priceless antique. “Conservators don’t want to have

everything all locked up in a tomb,” he says. “But yeah, if you lock everything up in a tomb, it lasts a very long time. That isn’t the goal.” He says, the biggest mistake people make with historic furnishings isn’t leaving them out for numbskulls with bad ideas from movies. It’s “over-conservation.” In other words, that finish or fabric looks just fine, thank you. Don’t mess with it! “If you don’t like the way it looks, maybe you should think about a different piece of furniture or putting it in a different room,” he advises. All it might need is a good cleaning. And that was the point of Bayne’s workshop, organized by the American Institute for Conservation with help from the Ossabaw Island Foundation. Six young conservators learned about collections care and preventive conservation in a real-life setting, with real-life challenges—like mold, rust, rot and pests. It was very detailed, museum-style housekeeping, important for the collection’s future. “I really like the sense of history,” Bayne says of his profession. “It’s kind of cool.” Cool enough that I think he also might cry at The Last Emperor finale. But only because it’s a conservator’s nightmare. CS

Inset: David Bayne, conservator with the New York State Office of Parks, Recreation and Historic Preservation. Below, Sandy West’s living room in her home

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Walk down the sidewalk on Congress The marinated, very tasty grilled pork Street, just past the Rail Pub, though, and chop (Com Suon) is a beauty to behold, catch that well-lit sign above Boomy’s tavtopped with a fried egg and served with ern. Take a closer look at the menus posted that incredible jasmine rice and caramelized on the windows. onions. Yes, my friends, prepare to be astounded, The Asian food lover is welcome to drag because that fabulous creator of luscious along their not so adventurous friends pad Thai and satay is back and better than too. Rachel’s got all the bases covered with ever! her fine surf-and-turf menu of flavorful Rachel Tran, aka Lady Saigon, is re-cregrilled lamb chops, pan-seared scallops ating her well-loved dishes in the depths of and shrimp, bountiful lobster tail, steamed this dusky venue and Savannah foodies can mama’s lap, the family menaced mussels or grilled mahi-mahi, rejoice! by pirates before they landed as well as some of the most Before you even step in the door the tan- safely on the Indonesian coast. tender rib eye you’ll ever sink talizing scent of fresh herbs, grilled meats Growing up in a refugee yer teeth into. 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Making Change - beauty of reformed trash — Lisa

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Fluid Horizon, an exploration of the rich world of color abstraction. She creates her landscape by pouring one translucent layer of color onto the surface at a time, resulting in a richly textured painting. Through March 1. Lili’s Restaurant Bar, 326 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Freshly Curvilinear: Art Glass by David Russell —

From molten glass, Russell creates wonderfully arched and vibrantly colored art glass. Currently residing in Camden, South Carolina, Russell studied the art of glass working with masters at the Penland School of Crafts in the Blue Ridge Mountains, the Pilchuck Glass School in Stanwood, Washington, and the Corning Museum of Glass in New York State. grandbohemiangallery. com/. The Grand Bohemian Gallery, 700 Drayton St.

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tion for the 2015 PULSE Art + Technology Festival, Beeplanet focuses on the work of the Swiss-born artist Katja Loher, a leader among the next generation of video artists. Loher’s work takes video out of conventional modern contexts and into wall-mounted video portals and hand-blown glass bubbles. Through April 12. telfair.org/ jepson/. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St.

year in conjunction with the Savannah Black Heritage Festival, works developed for this year’s exhibition will focus on the 2015 festival theme, Today’s Youth; Tomorrow’s Legacy. This year’s exhibition includes over 285 works from 10 middle schools and seven high schools from the Savannah Chatham County School system. Through Feb. 27. City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St. Standard Deviation — A group exhibition

exploring diversity of subject and medium, while keeping to the standard 8x10 format. Through March 2. galleryespresso.com/. Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Widow Maker Opening Reception — This pop-up

group exhibition features the work of Will Penny, Michael Porten, Britt Spencer, and Elizabeth Winnel. Reception Feb. 19, 6-10pm. Through Feb. 22. Widow Maker, 350 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. W.W. Law Art Collection: Paintings by Ken Herrington and Richard Low Evans — This exhibit

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

O Where to begin in tackling a movie as awful as Fifty Shades of Grey? Let’s be fair and consider that it was hardly a doomed project from the start. After all, Robert James Waller’s The Bridges of Madison County was one of the most critically reviled bestsellers of the 1990s (of the 20th century?), yet it managed to be turned into a fairly decent movie starring Clint Eastwood and Meryl Streep. Could a similar act of alchemy be performed with this screen adaptation of E.L. James’ global smash? No such luck. The allure of the book (which admittedly I haven’t read) is largely its sexual explicitness, yet that’s nowhere to be found in this eunuch of a film version. Universal had the opportunity to make history by releasing an envelope-shredding, NC-17 multiplex movie but opted to go with an R-rated version penned by Kelly Marcel, whose previous screen credit was— whoa, how’s this for cutting edge?—the Disneyfied Walt Disney flick Saving Mr. Banks. Lead actor Jamie Dornan, who stars as Mr. Grey, refused to go full-frontal for the picture—according to IMDb, “there were signed contracts in place to make sure his penis does not appear in film”—so there went any fulfillment of the readers’ desire to wallow in Michael Fassbender-level nudity. Of course, being an American film, the female lead, Dakota Johnson, frequently bares all, but the activities required of her and her co-star prove to be distressingly banal, unimaginative and downright boring. This is a vanilla film that likely won’t even satisfy its target vanilla audience, all of whose members will be baffled at the emphasis on risible dialogue over the sex scenes they found so riveting in the print edition. Ultimately, there’s more chance of being aroused by watching two hyenas rutting on a nature channel than in seeing these two

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dullards attempt to get down and dirty. Compared to the chilly Fifty Shades of Grey, even How to Train Your Dragon 2 looks like a steamy hardcore porn flick by comparison. OK, I exaggerate, but not as much as you might think. For those unaware of its premise, this finds the powerful businessman Mr. Grey catching the eye and libido of a college student named Anastasia Steele. She wants a romantic relationship, but this horny Homey don’t play that. Instead, he’s all about the BDSM, urging her to sign a contract that states she will become the “submissive” to his “dominant” and must obey his every whim, particularly when it comes to sexual matters. And thus the template is set for the excruciatingly repetitive dialogue that dominates the proceedings. “Be my sex slave.” “Why can’t we go on dates?” “I don’t operate that way.” “Well, OK.” “Be my sex

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slave.” “Why can’t we go on dates?” Blather, wince, repeat. It’s obvious that no one involved with this project—and that includes the primary culprit, E.L. James herself—has much insight into how the BDSM community actually operates in the real world, which explains why the source material was a lightning rod of controversy among lifestyle practitioners. The film will doubtless follow suit, since it tends to sometimes confuse “lifestyle choices” with “abusive relationship.” At any rate, the takeaway from the film is that these two clearly should not be together, that Mr. Grey is a moron for settling on this naïve virgin, and that Anastasia is equally idiotic for trying to fundamentally change a person who’s set in his ways. Compounding the problem is the simple fact that Johnson and Dornan have absolutely no

chemistry, and while Johnson occasionally rises to whatever situation is at hand, Dornan is a zero when it comes to conveying mystery, sex appeal, brooding intensity, phallic fulfillment or basically anything beyond embarrassment. James penned two sequels to Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed), so expect to see them hitting the screen in the next couple of years. Personally, I expect most viewers would rather see the filmmakers take this franchise in a different direction. How about Fifty Shades of The Grey, with the two vapid protagonists forced to contend with Liam Neeson and a pack of ravenous wolves? Or Fifty Shades of Grey’s Anatomy, with McDreamy demonstrating the kinky side benefits of a stethoscope and a thermometer? Surely any other plotline trumps the one being used for what will doubtless go down as history’s first trilogy of snuff films, a franchise certain to kill not only careers but also strangle the basic desire of moviemakers and moviegoers to entertain and be entertained.

STILL ALICE

OOO An absolutely devastating disease, Alzheimer’s has been at the center of three films for which the top-billed star handily nabbed an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. Judi Dench (Iris) and Julie Christie (Away from Her) lost their bids, but here’s banking on Julianne Moore to take the prize for the new drama Still Alice. Moore’s would be a worthy victory, and not just for the side benefit of garnering more attention for a disease that’s traditionally kicked to the sidelines when it comes to discussions and donations. No, Moore deserves the gold statue for the simple reason that she delivered the best performance by an actress in a leading role throughout the duration of 2014. Only

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Wild’s Reese Witherspoon and Two Days, One Night’s Marion Cotillard came close. And while Still Alice may not be as excellent as Two Days and especially Wild, it’s still more than a generic Lifetime movie as -its detractors would lead everyone to believe. Working from the novel by Lisa Genova, writer-directors Richard Glatzer and Wash Westmoreland have made a film that not only addresses the issues confronting the Alzheimer’s victim—in this case, a notable linguistics professor suffering from early onset of the disease—but also those of the loved ones surrounding and supporting her. As Alice’s husband and one of their grown children, Alec Baldwin and Kristen Stewart particularly make palpable the fears and frustrations felt by overwhelmed individuals unexpectedly cast in the roles of caretakers. Still, for all the worthwhile contributions on both sides of the camera, it’s the towering performance by Moore that clearly deserves the vast majority of the ink. It was no less heartbreaking watching the women played by Dench and Christie slowly losing control of their minds, but by making Alice a person whose entire career has been devoted to the study of language, of words, of dialogue, there’s an added level of tragedy being brought into play. Here’s an individual who lives for language, and she can no longer enjoy the pleasures it provides or the career it sustains. Alice’s beautiful mind has betrayed her, and Moore makes us feel that mental collapse even as her character plummets further down a rabbit hole ravaged by disease and despair.

in its themes relating to class struggles, the weight of historical bloodlines, and the notion of Earth as a gambling chip (all also pondered in the Wachowskis’ woefully underrated Cloud Atlas). But the entire project suffers from a severe case of overkill, with the Wachowskis offering too much arid exposition and too many artless explosions. The film is packed with odd creatures, but few feel original: An elephant-like pilot seems to have been ported over from the Star Wars universe, while the dinosaurs serving as villainous henchmen bring to mind those ridiculous Goombas from that dreadful Super Mario Bros. movie. As for Jupiter, she proves to be far too passive a heroine, relying on the able Caine to repeatedly come to her rescue. The performances are all on the subtle side, with the notable exception of, yes, Eddie Redmayne. His turn as Balem Abrasax is risible, and it’s impossible to stifle giggles whenever he speaks, whether in hushed tones or loud declarations. His performance as Stephen Hawking in The Theory of Everything is rightly admired, but in this misfire, he seems only capable of providing a brief history of ham.

SEVENTH SON

OP In the case of Julianne Moore, her probable victory for Still Alice won’t be at all threatened by her turn in Seventh Son. She’s perfectly acceptable as the story’s heavy, a witch known by the rather benign name of Mother Malkin. Her performance is no worse than those delivered by a sizable number of A-list JUPITER ASCENDING actresses recently cast as matriarchal evildoOO ers in magical realms: Rachel Weisz, Julia While Jupiter Ascending may be a screen Roberts, Charlize Theron, the absurdly original concocted by siblings Andy and Oscar-nominated Meryl Streep, etc. Lana Wachowski, it feels no less a YA rip No, the guffaw-worthy turn in Seventh than Seventh Son. The heroine is Jupiter Son comes from the cast member already Jones (Mila Kunis), a Russian immigrant blessed with an Oscar—that would be topwho discovers she possesses the same DNA billed Jeff Bridges as Master John Gregory, as an otherworldly (and deceased) queen an elderly knight now renowned for his and thus engages in a power struggle with witch- and spirit-hunting abilities. the royal’s three bratty children (Eddie Doubtless realizing he’s wallowing in Redmayne, Douglas Booth and Tuppence nonsense, Bridges gives his otherwise bland Middleton) for control of our planet. character a unique accent (speech impediHelping Jupiter out is a wolfman named ment?), delivering all of his lines as a mix of Caine Wise (Channing Tatum), who lost his True Grit character, a belligerent walrus, his wings (that would make him a birdand a 45 rpm record played at 33-1/3 rpm. man instead of a wolfman had Michael Beyond Bridges’ ham-on-wry perforKeaton not patented the concept) but mance, there’s nothing remotely original hopes to gain them back at the moment about Seventh Son, which is based on a YA that George Bailey’s daughter Zuzu rings a novel—The Spook’s Apprentice in its UK bell in Bedford Falls. Or something. homeland, The Last Apprentice: Revenge of There’s actually a seed of a good idea the Witch on this side of the Atlantic—but buried in Jupiter Ascending, particularly might as well be based on 10,000 previous

fantasy flicks. Seeking a new assistant in his battle against the dark arts, Master Gregory seeks out a young farmhand named Tom Ward (bland Ben Barnes), who’s the Chosen One since he’s the seventh son of a seventh son. But complications develop when Tom falls for Mother Malkin’s niece, a good witch named Alice (Swedish actress Alicia Vikander, seen to better effect in Anna Karenina and A Royal Affair). On top of that, there’s the sordid history between Master Gregory and Mother Malkin, since they once were lovers. And then there’s the gargantuan secret that Tom’s mother (Olivia Williams) is keeping from him. Presumably, not even a full season of General Hospital contains this much hoary, hamfisted melodrama. Considering the film wasn’t shot in 3-D but was converted at a later date in the postproduction process, the visuals are pretty good, demonstrating we’ve come a long way since the muddy eyesore vistas of Alice in Wonderland and Clash of the Titans. But when everything taking place within the screen parameters is so dull and uninspired, it’s hard to get too excited by a crisp look. Mother Malkin has the ability to turn into a dragon at will, but—to paraphrase Lloyd Bentsen’s retort to Dan Quayle—I screened Smaug; I knew Smaug. Mother, you’re no Smaug (or Jack Kennedy, for that matter). Similarly, the ethereal spirits look like unused apparitions from Bridges’ debacle R.I.P.D., while the enterprise as a whole has a whiff of Eragon ineptitude to it. But I was amused by Tusk, a lumbering man-beast who helps out our heroes from time to time. There’s a scene in which Tusk is shown not to wash his hands after relieving himself, and it was at that moment when I realized this ugly ogre with a bad haircut and poor hygiene was the spitting image of U.S. Senator Thom “Let them eat doodoo!” Tillis.

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Back in 1944, “The Boy Next Door” was a popular tune sung by Judy Garland in the musical masterpiece Meet Me in St. Louis. Fast forward to 2015, and The Boy Next Door refers to a Jennifer Lopez movie certain to induce groans at theaters in St. Louis, St. Ives and anywhere else this hellish drama might pop up. Reminiscent of the dopey “women in peril” thrillers that blotted the landscape in the years surrounding Y2K, The Boy Next

Door stars Lopez as Claire Peterson, a high school teacher living alone with her teenage son Kevin (Ian Nelson) in the aftermath of learning about her husband Garrett’s ( John Corbett) infidelity. When hunky Noah Sandborn (Ryan Guzman) moves in next door to tend to his ailing grandfather ( Jack Wallace), Claire can’t help but be distracted by his gentlemanly conduct, Good Samaritan deeds and that absolutely ripped bod. Noah is 19 years old, but life circumstances (namely, the deaths of his parents) have led to him still being in high school. At any rate, Noah’s hot for teacher, and when he makes a pass at her, she responds favorably to his pawing. But the morning after their rapturous lovemaking, Claire realizes she made a mistake; for his part, Noah professes to love her and goes bonkers when she spurns his further advances. Lopez has shown a commitment to cinematic stability. Back in 2002, she starred in the abysmal Enough, another movie in which she’s terrorized by a violent brute. Perhaps The Boy Next Door should have been written as a sequel to Enough; that way, it could have arrived with the criticfriendly title Enough Already.

AMERICAN SNIPER

OOP American Sniper turns out to be one of the better Clint Eastwood releases of recent vintage, relating the story of Chris Kyle (Bradley Cooper), a U.S. Navy Seal shooter famous (infamous?) for recording more kills than anyone else in American military history. Unfortunately, American Sniper adds nothing new to the conversation of gun violence and hero worship. While Eastwood and scripter Jason Hall take some care in muddying the morality at play, they still err on the side of sainthood in painting their portrait of Chris Kyle, a man whose more tasteless actions and comments have been white scrubbed from this biopic. American Sniper features a solid turn by Cooper and a few sequences that pack a visceral kick, but a little more complexity would have allowed the picture to score a more direct hit. CS

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2015 Capitol Conservation Day Coastal Bus-In

Our legislators are back in the statehouse and they need to hear from the Coast. As part of Georgia Water Coalition’s Capitol Conservation Day, One Hundred Miles is organizing a Coastal delegation from Savannah. Once there, you will have the opportunity to meet with your state legislators and tell them what matters most to you and the coast that we love. Registration is free; seating is limited. Free Wed., Feb. 18, 5:30 a.m.-7 p.m. 912-577-7433. jovan@ onehundredmiles.org. https://facebook. com/events/1561815914032956. Walmart (Ogeechee Rd.), 6000 Ogeechee Rd. Coastal Georgia Indicators Coalition, Inc. District 3 Meeting (Garden City)

CGIC is seeking businesses, organizations or other community stakeholders to serve as champions to advocate, provide support and increase awareness, and concerned and engaged residents to provide feedback. Neighborhood meetings have already been scheduled for the following Chatham County voting districts and residents in these areas are invited and encouraged to attend. Thu., Feb. 19, 5:30-7 p.m. Garden City City Hall, 100 Central Ave. Coastal Georgia Indicators Coalition, Inc. District 4 Meeting (Wilmington Island)

CGIC is seeking businesses, organizations or other community stakeholders to serve as champions to advocate, provide support and increase awareness, and concerned and engaged residents to provide feedback. Neighborhood meetings have already been scheduled for the following Chatham County voting districts and residents in these areas are invited and encouraged to attend. Tue., Feb. 24, 5:30-7 p.m. Islands Library, 50 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Drinking Liberally

An informal, left-leaning gathering to discuss politics, the economy, sports, entertainment, etc. Every first and third Thursdays, 7:00 p.m. Free third Thursday of every month.. (912) 341-7427. livingliberally.org/drinking/chapters/GA/savannah. Tondee's Tavern, 7 E. Bay Street. Monday Means Community

Savannah is at a crossroads, with one foot planted in the past and another reaching towards the future. What will Savannah's future look like? The Port City Cultural Alliance asks and answers these questions in this collaborative event series. Free Mondays, 7 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave.

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5pm social time. 5:30pm meeting begins. 6pm speaker. Reservations not necessary. Free to attend. Food and beverages available for purchase. Mondays, 5:30 p.m.. 912-598-7358. savannahteaparty. com. liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt. Tubby's Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. Veterans for Peace

Local chapter 170 of VFP, a national organization of military veterans of all eras waging peace and exposing the costs of war. Meets every first Thursday at 7:30pm. ongoing. 303-550-1158. St. Frances Cabrini Church, 11500 Middleground Road. Young Democrats

Mondays at 7pm on the second level of Foxy Loxy, Bull Street. Call or visit the Young Democrats Facebook page for more information. Free ongoing. 423-619-7712. foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St.

is to support, sponsor and promote music programs and musical education in the greater Savannah area. Eligible programs can be either a one-time event or an ongoing series. Applications must be completed and submitted by Wednesday, April 15. Recipients will be named shortly thereafter. Through April 15. savannahfriendsofmusic. com. Downtown Savannah, downtown. Call for Local Artist

Gallery 11 seeks an artist to join its cooperative gallery. Must live in the Savannah area and submit representative samples of your artwork, resume/bio, website, etc. for jury process. Inquire weekdays 11am-5pm at 912-598-8217 or 912-925-5465. Through March 1. Gallery 11, 309 W. Julian Street. Call for Proposals for 2015 Weave-a-Dream

The City of Savannah's Weave-a-Dream Panel has issued a call for proposals for its 2015 cultural and arts projects initiative. Applications will be accepted through the calendar year, while funds are available. Programs are to be completed prior to October 1, 2015. Project funding is availAUDITIONS AND CALLS FOR ENTRIES able up to $2,000 for specific and innovaCall for Applications to the Society of Women tive arts, cultural, or heritage projects or Engineers Scholarship presentations that have a measurable, Society of Women Engineers Savannah quantifiable benefit to Savannah’s diCoastal Empire will be awarding a $1000 verse populations. The Weave-A-Dream scholarship for the upcoming 2015-16 committee seeks proposals that actively school year. The student must meet the involve youth, seniors, and those who have following requirements to apply: female limited access to arts based programs in enrolled in her senior year of high school; Savannah. Programs engaging participates intends to pursue a bachelor's degree at an ranging from 6 -11 graders with disciplines ABET accredited university in engineering, of production, animation, photography computing, or engineering technology; and desktop publishing, CAD, metalworking be a resident of Bryan, Chatham, Effingand carpentry are of particular interest to ham, Liberty, Long or McIntosh counties. Weave-A-Dream. While other programs Through April 3. swesce.org. Downtown such as performing, visual, media, theater, Savannah, downtown. folk, design (architecture), or literary arts Call for Artists are also encouraged to apply. To be eligible The Sentient Bean seeks experienced art- for consideration, an organization must be ists for one-month-long exhibitions of his/ a non-profit, 501c3, head-quartered in Saher work. Artists must have a website with vannah’s corporate limits. Proposed procurrent images representing a sample of grams must also be produced within the the work to be shown in order to be conCity’s corporate limits. No individual artist sidered. Apply to sentientbooking@gmail. applications will be accepted. Through com, subject line “art show." See webAug. 2. 912-651-5988 ext. 8969. rbrown02@ site for info. Fridays.. sentientbean.com/ savannahga.gov. savannahga.gov/arts. booking#visualarts. sentientbean.com. The City of Savannah Department of Cultural Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Affairs, 9 West Henry St. Call For Entries: Maritime Arts Festival

On May 9, 2015, Ships of the Sea will hold its first “Maritime Arts Festival.” The event is a one day outdoor exhibition of maritime related arts, crafts, and antiques. The Museum invites artists, model ship builders, and antique dealers to submit images of their maritime/nautical related paintings, drawings, ceramics, jewelry, prints, mixed-media, woodworking, and collectable pieces for consideration. Through April 16. shipsofthesea.org/#!arts-festival/ c7b. shipsofthesea.org. Ships of The Sea Museum, 41 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd. Call for Grant Applications for the Savannah Friends of Music

The Savannah Friends of Music organization announces that grant applications are now being accepted until Wednesday, April 15. These grants are meant to help fund programs that fulfill their mission, which

City of Savannah TV Show Seeks Entries

The City of Savannah's TV station, SGTV, seeks profiles, documentaries, animations, original music videos, histories or other original works by or about the citizens of Savannah to run on "Engage," a television show produced by the city. No compensation. SGTV offers an opportunity to expose local works to over 55,000 households in Chatham County. Submit proposals via website. Saturdays.. savannahga.gov/engagesgtv. Gallery Seeks Local Artists

Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street, seeks 2-D and 3-D artists to join its cooperative gallery. Must be a full-time resident of Savannah or nearby area. Work to be considered includes painting, photography, mixed media, sculpture, glass, ceramics and wood. Submit 5-10 images of work, resume/CV and bio to info@kobogallery.com. Mondays.

Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street ,. Homeschool Music Classes

Music classes for homeschool students ages 8-18 and their parents. Offered in Guyton and Savannah. See website for details. ongoing. CoastalEmpireMusic.com. Oatland Island Seeks Memories and Recollections for 40th Anniversary

Oatland Island Education Center is looking for memories of Oatland Island in honor of their 40th anniversary. People who were part of the Youth Conservation Corp that helped to build Oatland Island Education Center in the 1970’s. Great memories from field trips. Special family memories of Oatland Island. Send your photos and stories to memories@oatland40th.org. Deadline is August 31. undefined. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. BENEFITS

Art & Oysters

This event features world-renowned artist Jonathan Green and American filmmaker and author Julie Dash. Guests will enjoy a blend of the arts that includes jazz, gospel music, and dance as well as oysters on the marsh and Gullah Geechee cuisine. $100 Sat., Feb. 21, 6 p.m. 912-667-9176. Pin Point Heritage Museum, 9924 Pin Point Avenue. Bourbon Tasting

Senior Citizens, Inc. host this bourbon tasting to benefit their Senior Companion Program. This is an experience for the established bourbon drinker as well as the "new to bourbon" taster to check out the latest samplings. United Distributing will offer selected bourbons and wines. $20 Thu., Feb. 19, 6-8 p.m. johnnieganem.com. Johnnie Ganem's Package & Wine Shop, 501 Habersham St. Chatham County Animal Control Seeks Donations of Items

Chatham County Animal Control seeks items for pets in the facility. Canned and dry dog and cat food, baby formula, newspaper, paper towels, soaps, crates, leashes, collars, wash cloths, towels. Open daily, 1pm-5pm. Mondays.. 912351-6750. animalcontrol.chathamcounty. org. Chatham County Animal Shelter, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. Forsyth Farmers Market Seeks Sponsors

Market sponsors invest in a healthy community and support the local economy. Sponsorships begin at $350. Help keep food fresh and local. Tuesdays.. kristen@forsythfarmersmarket.com. forsythfarmersmarket.com. forsythfarmersmarket.com/. Forsyth Farmers' Market, 501 Whitaker St., South End of Forysth Park.

$5 Bikram Yoga Class to Benefit Local Charities

Bikram Yoga Savannah offers a weekly Karma class to raise money for local charities. Thursdays during the 6:30pm class. Pay $5 for class and proceeds are donated to a different charity each month. This is a regular Bikram Yoga class. ongoing. 912.356.8280. bikramyo-

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Mardi Gras Party benefiting Camp Cocoon

$10 suggested donation. Monthly networking social/fundraiser for local nonprofit/ charity organizations. Hosted by Kyle Nikola of Families First Funeral Care. Complimentary appetizers by local chefs, beverages, live music, door prizes, and great fun networking for business executives in the Savannah area. Each executive attending gets the chance to introduce their company to the audience. Tue., Feb. 24, 5:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 912-599-4922. Summer Breeze Senior Living, 351 Wilmington Island Road. SCMPD Animal Control seeks Volunteers

Savannah Chatham County Animal Control seeks volunteers to serve various tasks as needed by the shelter. No prior animal shelter experience is necessary. Newly trained volunteers will be authorized to serve immediately after orientation. Potential volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome. Volunteers must be at least 17-years-old. ongoing. (912) 5252151. jlewis01@savannahga.gov. CLASSES, CAMPS & WORKSHOPS

Argentine Tango Beyond Basics Group Class

A class for advanced beginners in Argentine Tango. Prerequisite: knowledge of Basic elements of Argentine Tango. No partner required. This is a 4 week course that will progress each week. $35 Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m.. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.

dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Art Classes at The Studio School

Ongoing weekly drawing and painting classes for youth and adults. See website, send email or call for details. 912-4846415. melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com. Art, Music, Piano, Voice Coaching

Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056. Basic Gun Safety Class

Offered by the Chatham County Sheriffs Office firearms instructors, for Chatham County civilians. Third Saturday of the month, 8:30am-12pm. until noon.$25 fee. Sign up by telephone. Those interested do not need to own a firearm to attend the class. third Saturday of every month, 8:30 a.m.-noon. 912-652-6959. Beading Classes

Offered every weekend at Perlina Beadshop, 6 West State Street. Check website calendar or call for info. 912-441-2656. perlinabeadshop.com.

Beading Classses at Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times. 912-920-6659. Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 407 East Montgomery Xrds. Beginner Guitar Class

8 week guitar course for complete begin-

ners. Classes offered for adults and teenagers ages 13 and up. Covers basic chords and strumming techniques, rhythm, tuning, and use of a flatpick. Email savannahschooloffolkmusic@gmail.com to sign up. $120 Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m.. savannahschooloffolkmusic@gmail.com. Ms. Amy's School of Music, 2421 Waters Avenue. Beginning Belly Dance Classes

Taught by Happenstance Bellydance. All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Champions Training Center

Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com. Chatham County Sheriff's Office Explorers Post 876

Chatham County Sheriff's Office Explorers Post 876, is taking applications from young men and women (ages 14-20) interested in law enforcement careers. Explorers experience mentoring, motivation, and learn skills which help prepare them for their roles as productive citizens. See Chatham County Sheriff's web page, click "Community/Explorers Post 876 or call. Wednesdays.. 912-651-3743. chathamsheriff.org. Chinese Language Classes

The Confucius Institute at Savannah State University offers free Chinese language

classes starting January 17. To register, please call 912-358-3160. ongoing. 912358-3160. confuciusinstitute@savannahstate.edu. savannahstate.edu. savstate. edu/. Savannah State University, 3219 College St. Classical Guitar Instruction

Professional level classical instruction with a university professor. Lessons available for all levels with Dr. Brian Luckett, DMA. Private studio in Starland District. $25/half hour, $45/hour. brian@brianluckett.com. (brianluckett.com. Clay Classes

Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-3514578. sav..claystudio@gmail.com. Boating Classes

Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register. 912-897-7656. savannahaux.com. Conscious Kids Yoga

A yoga class for children age 4 and up, to build skill, confidence, strength, and abilities of the body, mind, and heart. $15 per class or $50 for 6 sessions (to be used within 2 months) Wednesdays, 4-4:45 p.m.. 912-544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street. DUI Prevention Group

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driving while impaired. A must see for teen drivers. Meets monthly. $40/session 912443-0410. Krav Maga / Tactical Self Defense:

Dynamic Defensive Tactics combines the Israeli self defense techniques of Krav Maga with tactical fighting concepts. This is NOT a martial art but a no nonsense approach to self defense. With over 37 years of experience, Roger D'Onofrio will teach you solutions, which are aggressive, simple and effective, to the violent situations of today. Note: these are private sessions for adults only. ongoing. 912-308-7109. ddt_910@yahoo.com. Earn the New Standard in HR Certification

Establish yourself as a globally-recognized human resource expert by earning the new standard in HR certification: SHRM Certified Professional (SHRM-CP™) and SHRM Senior Certified Professional (SHRMSCP™). These professional certifications can open doors for professional advancement, serve to harmonize standards with changing expectations and signal to employers advanced professional development. They reflect what HR practitioners need to know to be leaders in their organizations and in the profession. $965 SHRM member / $1040 non-SHRM member Feb. 23-May 11, 6-9 p.m. 912-478-1763. proftrainingmgmt@georgiasouthern. edu. academics.georgiasouthern.edu/ce/ programs/professionaldevelopment/shrmcert/. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. English as Second Language Classes

Learn conversational English, comprehension, vocabulary and life communication skills. All ages. Thursdays, 7:30pm, Island Christian Church, 4601 US Highway 80 East. Free. 912-897-3604. islandchristian. org. Family Law Workshop

The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912-354-6686. mediationsavannah.com. Fany's Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. ongoing. 912-921-4646. Figure Drawing Classes

Tuesdays 6-9pm and Wednesdays 9:3012:30am. $60/4-session package or $20 drop-in fee. At the Studio School. ongoing. 912-484-6415. melindaborysevicz@gmail. com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com. Studio School, 1319 Bull St. Guitar, Mandolin, or Bass Guitar Lessons

Emphasis on theory, reading music, and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. ongoing. 912-232-5987. Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: MonThurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 36 1pm-3pm. Community computer lab: MonFEB 18-24, 2015

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Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. ongoing. 912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha.com. savannahpha. com/NRC.html. Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Knitting & Crochet Classes

Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website. Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com.

p.m. 912-644-5967. proftrainingtech@ georgiasouthern.edu. academics.georgiasouthern.edu/ce/programs/personaldevelopment/microsoft/. cgc.georgiasouthern. edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. Mommy & Me Relaxation Class

Teaches techniques to face the physical, mental, and emotional changes of a new Learn to Sew mother's body, mind and heart with poise Sewing lessons for all ages and skill levels. and grace. a variety of relaxation techPrivate and Group classes. Tuesdays.. 912- niques for mother and child. For expect596-0889. kleossewingstudio.com. Kleo's ing and new moms as well as those with Sewing Studio, 36 W. Broughton St. #201. small children (4 and under). $15/class Lecture: Export Seminar for Food & Agriculture or 6 classes for $50 (to be used within 2 Companies months) Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10-11 a.m.. Organized by Southern U.S. Trade Associa- 912-544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Erigo, tion (SUSTA), the Georgia Department of 5301 Paulsen Street. Economic Development and WTCSav, those Music Instruction attending will learn the basics of exporting Georgia Music Warehouse, near corner of U.S. food and agriculture products. ParVictory Drive & Abercorn, offering instructicipants will learn about USDA programs tion by professional musicians. Band into cut your international marketing budget struments, violin, piano, drums and guitar. in half, export readiness, how to connect All ages welcome. ongoing. 912-358-0054. with foreign distributors, foreign market georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia research and assistance, how to finance Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St. and protect your international transactions Music Lessons: Private or Group and shipping across international borders. Portman’s Music Academy offers private Registration is required. Free Tue., Feb. 24, or group classes for ages 2 to 92, beginner 12:30-5 p.m. 912-447-9704. wtcsavannah. to advanced level. All instruments. Also, org. Organized by Southern U.S. Trade As- voice lessons, music production technolsociation (SUSTA), the Georgia Department ogy and DJ lessons. Teaching staff of over of Economic Development and WTCSav, 20 instructors with professional, well those attending will learn the basics of equipped studios. Fridays.. 912-354-1500. exporting U.S. food and agriculture prodportmansmusic.com. portmansmusic. ucts. Participants will learn about USDA com. Portman's Music Superstore, 7650 programs to cut your international market- Abercorn St. ing budget in half, export readiness, how to Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments connect with foreign distributors, foreign Savannah Musicians Institute offers private market research and assistance, how to fi- instruction for all ages in guitar, ddrums, nance and protect your international trans- piano, bass, voice, banjo, mandolin, actions and shipping across international ukelele, flute, woodwinds. 7041 Hodgson borders. Registration is required. Free Memorial Dr. ongoing. 912-692-8055. Tue., Feb. 24, 12:30-5 p.m. 912-447-9704. smisavannah@gmail.com. wtcsavannah.org. World Trade Center New Horizons Adult Band Program Savannah, 131 Hutchinson Rd. Music program for adults who played a Life Coaching band instrument in high school/college Group & individual life coaching with a Cer- and would like to play again. Mondays at tified Life Coach. Plan for a career change, 6:30pm at Portman's. $30 per month. All new lifestyle, or an opportunity to pursue ages and ability levels welcome. Call for creative or business projects. Step-by-step info. ongoing. 912-354-1500. portmansguidance to fulfill aspirations. In person music.com. Portman's Music Superstore, or telephone sessions. Thursdays.. 9127650 Abercorn St. 596-1952. info@roiseandassociates.com. New Mama's Club Downtown Savannah, downtown. A weekly Friday gathering of new moms Math Prep for the SAT - Prepare for the March and their babies. Practice baby & mom Exam yoga, do a planned activity. Dream boards, This course gives students the necesaffirmation writing, personalized aromasary practice, thinking strategies and therapy and other projects. Fridays, 10 skills development needed for maximiza.m.-noon. 912-704-7650. ann@douladeliving scores on the math portion of the SAT. eries.com. douladeliveries.com. erigosa$160 per person; $135 for groups of 3 or vannah.com. Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street. more Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m.. 912-644-5967. Novel Writing jfogarty@georgiasouthern.edu. academWrite a novel, finish the one you've started, ics.georgiasouthern.edu/ce/programs/ revise it or pursue publication. Award-winpersonaldevelopment/satprepsavannah/. ning Savannah author offers one-on-one cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia or small group classes, mentoring, manuCenter, 305 Fahm Street. script critique, ebook formatting. Email Microsoft Office - Word 1 Course for pricing and scheduling info. ongoing. Achieve proficiency and confidence in basic pmasoninsavannah@gmail.com. Word functionality including: working with Odd Lot Intro to Improv Class documents, text and page formatting, clip Odd Lot presents Introduction to Improart, themes/styles, tables, templates, mail visation. The session consists of 6 weekly merge and bulleted and numbered lists. classes and ends with an optional perforYou’ll also acquire sound knowledge of the mance on March 13. $150 for full session, Office Ribbon. $95 Tue., Feb. 24, 6:30-9:30 or $35 per class to drop in. Wednesdays,

7-9 p.m.. 912-484-2306. justin@oddlot.org. Guild Hall, 615 Montgomery Street. Photography Classes

Beginner photography to post production. Instruction for all levels. $20 for two-hour class. See website for complete class list. 410-251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. chrismorrisphotography.com. Piano Lessons

Piano lessons with a classically trained instructor, with theater and church experience. 912-312-3977. ongoing. georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St. Piano Voice-Coaching

Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. ongoing. Polish Language Classes

The lessons are for beginners and open to anyone interested in learning the Polish language. Taught by Andrew Boguszewski. Reservations required. $25 Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m.. 912-401-5861. St James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave. Project Management - Basics

This course provides an overview of the ten knowledge-based principles for managing successful projects: scope, integration, communication, time, cost, procurement, risk management, quality control, human resources, and project stakeholder management. $650 Thu., Feb. 19, 6-9 p.m. 912644-5967. proftrainingtech@georgiasouthern.edu. academics.georgiasouthern.edu/ ce/programs/professionaldevelopment/ projectmanagement/. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. Reading/Writing Tutoring

Ms. Dawn’s Tutoring in reading, writing, and composition. Remedial reading skills, help with borderline dyslexia, to grammar, term paper writing, and English as a Second Language. Fun methods for children to help them learn quickly. 912-660-7399. cordraywriter@gmail.com. Russian Language Classes

Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. ongoing. 912-713-2718. Sewing Classes

For beginners or advanced sewers. Industry standard sewing courses designed to meet standards in the garment industry. Open schedule. Savannah Sewing Academy. 1917 Bull St. Sundays.. 912-290-0072. savsew.com. Singing Classes

Bel Canto is a singing style which helps the voice become flexible and expressive, improves vocal range and breathing capacity. A foundation for opera, rock, pop, gospel and musical theatre. $25 Mondays, 6 p.m.. 786-247-9923. anitraoperadiva@ yahoo.com. Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 West State Street, 3rd and 4th flrs.,. Spanish Classes

Spanish courses for professionals offered by Conquistador Spanish Language Institute, LLC. Beginner Spanish for Professionals--Intro price $155 + textbook ($12.95). Instructor: Bertha E. Hernandez, M.Ed. and native speaker. Meets in the Keller Williams Realty meeting room, 329

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Commercial Drive. Tuesdays.. conquistador-spanish.com. Stress Reduction: Arising Stillness in Zen

Stress-reducing practices for body, speech and mind. Five Thursday night classes from 6- 7:00pm. $15 drop-in; $70 for series. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach, Sensei. Savannah Zen Center 111 E. 34th St. 31401 revfugon@gmail.com ongoing. Techniques for Better Digital Photos

Learn how to use your pocket digital camera effectively for better photos. This class covers the basic principles of light and composition, camera functions and settings, work-flow habits and printing/ storage options. Homework assignments and class feedback help you learn about your camera, how to improve your shooting style and produce good quality images. You need to be somewhat familiar with your cameraâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s function, so read your camera manual prior to coming to class! $90 Wed., Feb. 18, 6:30-8:30 p.m. and Sat., Feb. 21, 8-10 a.m. academics.georgiasouthern. edu/ce/programs/personaldevelopment/ digitalphotography/. cgc.georgiasouthern. edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. Vocal Lessons

A group of voice instructors who believe in the power of a nurturing community to help voice students blossom into vibrant artists. Each instructor holds a Masters of Music in Voice Performance. Group classes held once a month, plus an annual recital. Varies Wednesdays.. 912-6560760. TheVoiceCoOp.org. The Voice Co-op, Downtown. Voice Lessons - Technique and Coaching

Experienced and successful voice instructor is accepting students. Nurturing, accepting, and collaborative studio. Services offered include strengthening the voice, range extension, relaxation techniques, and coaching through various styles of music. Audition and competition preparation. Varies Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 912-484-0628. Downtown Savannah, downtown. CLUBS & ORGANIZATIONS

Workshops on the 3rd Thursday of each month on vision loss, services, and technology available to participate in the community. For people with blindness or low vision, and for caregivers and friends. Free and open to the public. third Thursday of every month.. savannahcblv.org. Savannah Center for the Blind and Low Vision, 214 Drayton St. Buccaneer Region SCCA

Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver's license is eligible to participate. See website. ongoing. buccaneerregion. org. Business Networking on the Islands

Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group meets first Thursday each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768. Chatham Sailing Club

Meets every Friday evening for an informal social gathering of like minded people who enjoy the water. Watch the sun go down over Turner Creek. All are welcome, including kids and dogs. Fridays.. chathamsailing.org. Young's Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. Drop N Circle Craft Night

Sponsored by The Frayed Knot and Perlina. Tuesdays, 5pm-8pm. 6 W. State Street. A working gathering of knitters, crocheters, beaders, spinners, felters, needle pointers, etc. All levels of experience welcome. Tuesdays.. 912-233-1240.

An international, leaderless network of individuals seeking more freedom in an unfree world. Meetings twice monthly, Thursdays, 8:30pm. Topics and meeting locations vary. No politics, no religious affiliation, no dues, no fees. Every other Thursday.. onebornfree@yahoo.com.

Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you're a nonplayer character. $35 fee for returning characters. ongoing. godzillaunknown@ gmail.com. avegost.com. Blindness and Low Vision Workshop

It Takes Energy to Make Energy

Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations. Anyone craving good conversation is invited. Free to attend. Email for info, or see Facebook.com/SavannahPhiloCafe. Mondays. athenapluto@yahoo.com.

A Mothers of Preschoolers group that meets two Wednesdays a month, 9:15am11:30am. Wednesdays.. sites.google.com/ site/islandsmops. fbcislands.com/. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Energy production has an energetic cost. At the next Sierra Club meeting, Georgia Tech Senior Research Associate, Jeff Hubb, will illustrate how the ratio between energy investment and energy return limits a civilization's options. Free Thu., Feb. 19, 7 p.m. 912-961-6190. congregationsinservice.com. First Presbyterian Church, 520 E. Washington Avenue. Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet

Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees. Want to learn? Join us. ongoing. 912-3086768. Knittinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Night

Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 912-2380514. wildfibresavannah.com/. Wild Fibre, 409 East Liberty St. Low Country Turners

A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below. ongo-

Philo Cafe

R.U.F.F. - Retirees United for the Future

RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors ongoing. 912-344-5127. New Covenant Church, 2201 Bull St. Safe Kids Savannah

A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. ongoing. 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org. Savannah Brewers' League

Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-4470943. hdb.org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St.

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Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance. African, modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-6313452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. ongoing. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com. Avegost LARP

Islands MOPS

Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-7864508. American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

Meets every Monday (except on the fifth Monday of the month), 12pm-1pm. Weekly speaker, and honor a student of the month and year, police officer and fireman of the year. Charities: Jenkins Boys & Girls Club; Center for the Prevention of Child Abuse. Guest are welcome Mondays, 12-1 p.m.. 912-441-6559. Savannahexchange.org. Exchange Club of Savannah, 4801 Meding Street.

Sing in the harmonious barbershop style with the Savannah Chorus of the Barbershop Harmony Society. No charge Mondays, 6:30 p.m.. 912-344-9768. rfksav@ gmail.com. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Savannah Arts Academy, 500 Washington Ave. Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

ing. 912-313-2230.

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby's Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt. Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. ongoing. 912-660-8257.

Exchange Club of Savannah - Weekly Lunch

A club focusing on weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, and other fiber arts. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center, first Saturday of the month (Sept.-June) 10:15am. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA.

13th Colony Sound Barbershop Chorus

Historic Savannah Chapter: ABWA

Freedom Network

Historic Flight Savannah

A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC, to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. ongoing. 912-596-1962. honorflightsavannah.org.

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stocks, bonds and better investing. Contact by email for info. ongoing. charlesfund@ gmail.com. panerabread.com/. Panera Bread (Broughton St.), 1 West Broughton St.

alhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave.

Chandler-Eteme. Sat., Feb. 21, 7 p.m. St. Philip AME Church, 613 MLK Jr. Blvd.

A dinner meeting every 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00 pm at local restaurants. 3rd Tuesday in November; none in December. For dinner reservations, please call Sybil Cannon at 912-964-5366. ongoing. 912748-7020. savannahnavyleague.us.

Join the Facebook group to find out more about vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, and to hear about upcoming local events. Mondays. Savannah Writers Group

British conductor Paul Leddington Wright is traveling to the USA to lead this hymn festival, which is modeled after a popular BBC program in the UK. This hymn concert features a mass choir and brass quintet. Free and open to the public Sun., Feb. 22, 3 p.m. siumc.org. siumc.org/. Skidaway United Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway.

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesdays and Thursdays for six weeks. $60. Some equipment provided. After completing the class, join the Savannah Fencing Club; $5/month. Experienced fencers welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays.. 912-429-6918. savannahfencing@aol.com. Savannah Go Green

Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day. Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768. Savannah Kennel Club

Monthly meetings open to the public the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through June. ongoing, 7 p.m. savannahkennelclub. org. barnesrestaurant.com. Barnes Restaurant, 5320 Waters Avenue. Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events to help learn about Savannah and make new friends. ongoing. savannahnewcomersclub.com. Savannah Parrot Head Club

Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. ongoing. savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc. com. Savannah Sacred Harp Singers

Everyone who loves to sing is invited to join Savannah Sacred Harp Singers. All are welcome to participate or listen to one of America's most revered musical traditions. Call or email. ongoing, 1-4 p.m. 912-6550994. savannahsacredharp.com. Skidaway Island Presbyterian Church, 30 Diamond Causeway. Society for Creative Anachronism

Meets every Saturday at the south end of Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. For people interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance. Free Saturdays, 11 a.m.. savannahsca.org. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Savannah Story Games

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A group that plays games that tell improvised stories. Create an amazing story in just three hours, using group games with special rules that craft characters, settings, and conflicts. Sundays at 6pm. free Saturdays, 6 p.m.. info@savannahstorygames.com. savannahstorygames.com. Guild Hall, 615 Montgomery Street. Savannah Toastmasters

Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment. Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference 38 Room C. ongoing. 912-484-6710. memori-

Savannah Veggies and Vegans

A gathering of writers of all levels for networking, hearing published guest authors, and critique. 2nd and 4th Tuesdays, 7:00pm, Atlanta Bread Company, Twelve Oaks Shopping Center, 5500 Abercorn. Free and open to the public. fourth Tuesday of every month.. savannahwritersgroup. blogspot.com. Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671

Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. ongoing. 912-429-0940. rws521@msn. com. vvasav.com. Waving Girls--Smocking Arts Guild of America

The Waving Girls welcomes smockers and all those who create fine heirloom items. At each meeting there is an opportunity to learn and share our work. The group makes over 100 "wee care" gowns for memorial hospital each year. fourth Monday of every month, 6:30 p.m. 912 536 1447. debcreation@hotmail.com. smocking.org. Coastal Center for Developmental Services, 1249 Eisenhower Drive. Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation

Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@ comcast.net. CONCERTS

13th Colony Sound (Barbershop Singing)

“If you can carry a tune, come sing with us!” Mondays, 7pm. ongoing. 912-3449768. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Thunderbolt Lodge #693, 3111 Rowland Ave. PICKA-Town Get Down The Blind Boys of Alabama headline this annual day-long concert. Full musical lineup includes: Bloodkin, Daryl Hance of Mofro, The Fragile Tomorrow, The Rough and Tumble, Rebecca Loebe, Walter Parks, Omingnome, Waits & Co., Howard Paul, Sam Pacetti, Lil' J, and Missionary Blues. Artist Katherine Sandoz will also present her work at the festival. $25 Sat., Feb. 21. a-towngetdown.com/. charleshmorriscenter.com. Charles H. Morris Center, 10 East Broad St. American Traditions Competition: Quarter Finals

The 22nd year of this nationally acclaimed traditionalist singing competition. see website for pricing Feb. 23-24. americantraditionscompetition.com/. siumc.org/. Skidaway United Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. Concert: John Hammond

John Hammond, a blues guitarist, performs at the Mars. $35 Sat., Feb. 21, 8 p.m. marstheatre.com. Mars Theatre, 109 S. Laurel Street. Concert: Miss Anderson's Music: The Life and Songs of Marian Anderson

A presentation by the Cultures in Motion program of the Smithsonian Institute's National Portrait Gallery. Featuring Janice

Concert: Songs of Praise

adult maturity. An understanding of this development is necessary to understand the dynamics of multi-ethnic and multiracial groups in the United States. The workshop embraces an anti-oppressive and multicultural perspective. Feb. 20-21, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. academics.georgiasouthern. edu/ce/conferences/ccissues/. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. DANCE

Concert: Spelman College Women's Jazz Ensemble

Adult Ballet Class

Concert: The VW Boys

Adult Intermediate Ballet

Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 The second annual tribute concert to the Lincoln St, offers adult ballet on Thurslate Ben Tucker. Fri., Feb. 20, 7 p.m. Ascen- days, 6:30pm-7:30pm $12 per class. Call sion Lutheran Church, 120 Bull St. for info. ongoing. 912-234-8745. The VW Boys is an idea shared by Tim White and Dave Vaught. Veterans of the entertainment world, Tim and Dave have combined their talents along with another friend, Fat Albert Blackburn to put together a show that appeals to all age groups. $20 Sat., Feb. 21, 7:30 p.m. 912748-1930. randywoodguitars.com. Randy Wood Guitars (Bloomingdale), 1304 East Hwy. 80. Concert: United States Navy Sea Chanters

Straight from Washington, D.C., Armstrong presents the United States Navy Sea Chanters. Admission is free, but obtain tickets in advance by calling 912-344-2801. Mon., Feb. 23, 7:30 p.m. 912-344-2801. finearts.armstrong.edu. Armstrong Fine Arts Center, 11935 Abercorn St. In Defence, Shiloh, Trophy Wives, Generation Pill

$10 Thu., Feb. 19, 7-11 p.m. 844-694-8453. coastalrock34@gmail.com. coastalrocksavannah.com. Guild Hall, 615 Montgomery Street. The Love and Soul Experience

Kimberly Gunn Music Presents The Love and Soul Experience every third Friday of the month beginning May 17th. There will be music, poetry, comedy, creative arts, and networking. Kimberly Gunn Music and friends will provide musical entertainment. An event for ages 18 and up. $10 Admission $12 VIP third Friday of every month, 7:30 p.m. (912) 224-6084 or (912) 224-4461. kimberlygunn.com. The Eden Room, 1105 Stiles Avenue. Recital: Xavier Parker, trombone

Armstrong music student Xavier Parker performs a trombone recital. Fri., Feb. 20, 2:30 p.m. finearts.armstrong.edu. Armstrong Fine Arts Center, 11935 Abercorn St. Thursday Night Opry

The Accomplices take their turn on the Thursday Night Opry stage. Thu., Feb. 19, 7 p.m. trinitychurch1848.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. CONFERENCES

14th Annual Cross-Cultural Counseling and Education Conference for Research, Action, and Change

This conference focuses on racial identity development (Black, White, and other people of color), ethnic identity development (African American, European American, and other ethnic groups), and gender and sexual orientation, from infancy through

Mondays and Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. $12/class or $90/8 classes. Call for info. Academy of Dance, 74 W. Montgomery Crossroad. Wednesdays. 912-921-2190. Beginner and intermediate ballet, modern dance, barre fusion, barre core body sculpt, gentle stretch & tone. Tuesdays.. 912-925-0903. theballetschoolsav.com. Ballet School, 10010 Abercorn St. Argentine Tango

Lessons Sundays 1:30-3;30pm. Open to the public. $3 per person. Wear closed toe leather shoes if possible. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h ferguson Ave. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-925-7416. savh_tango@yahoo.com. Argentine Tango Basics Group Class

This beginners group class will focus on the basic elements of movement and Argentine Tango. This class is a 4 week session that will start from week 1 and progress while reviewing each week until week 4. No partner or experience required. $35 Wednesdays, 6-7 p.m.. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Awaken with Chakradance™

A free-flowing, meditative dance, with eclectic music selected to resonate with each specific chakra, along with guided imagery. No dance experience or chakras knowledge needed. $20 ongoing, 7-8:30 p.m. 912-663-1306. Chakradancer@ comcast.net. chakradance.com/. synergisticbodies.com. Synergistic Bodies, 7901 Waters Ave. Ballroom Group Dance Class

Weekly ballroom dance classes focus on two types of dance each month. Open to partners/couples or to solos. The $35 for 4 weeks or $10 drop in Mondays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Ballroom Series Group Class

A group ballroom dance class for beginners through advanced. Rumba, Swing, Tango, Foxtrot, Waltz, Cha Cha, Samba, and more. Singles or couples. $10.00 per person or $35 for 4 weeks (per person) Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m.. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Ballroom/Latin Group Class

Group classes every Tuesday and Wednesday at 8pm. Tuesdays focus on fundamental steps, styling, and techniques. Wednesday's classes are more specific, with advanced elements. $15/person and $25/couple Wednesdays, 8 p.m. and Tuesdays.. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@ gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing. com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street. Beginner's Belly Dance Classes

Learn basic moves and choreography with local Belly Dancer, Nicole Edge. Class is open to all ages and skill levels. Walk-ins welcome. 15.00 Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. 912-596-0889. edgebelly@gmail.com. edgebellydance.com. Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton St. Beginners Belly Dance Classes

Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/Skill levels welcome. Sundays, 12pm-1pm. Fitness body and balance studio. 2127 1//2 E. Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/hour. Call or see website. ongoing. 912-596-0889. cairoonthecoast.com. Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle

For those with little-to-no dance background. Instructor is formally trained, has performed for over ten years. $15/person. Tues. 7pm-8pm. Private classes and walk ins available. Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. ongoing. 912-414-1091. info@ cybelle3.com. cybelle3.com. Happenstance Bellydance

All levels and styles of bellydance welcome. Classes every Monday, 5:306:30pm. Drop-ins welcome. $15/lesson Mondays, 5:30 p.m.. (912) 704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. C.C. Express Dance Team

Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary. Call Claudia Collier for info. ongoing. 912-7480731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Windsor Forest. Dance for Peace

A weekly gathering to benefit locals in need. Music, dancing, fun for all ages. Donations of nonperishable food and gently used or new clothing are welcomed. Free and open to the public. Sundays, 3 p.m. 912-547-6449. xavris21@yahoo.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Dance Lessons (Salsa, Bachata)

Learn to dance Salsa & Bachata. For info, call Austin (912-704-8726) or Omar (Spanish - 787-710-6721). Thursdays. 912-704-8726. salsa@salsasavannah.com. salsasavannah.com. Great Gatsby, 408 West Broughton Street. Dance Party

Dance on Thursdays at 8pm--fun, friendship, and dancing. Free for Savannah Ballroom students. $10 for visitors ($15 for couples). free - $15 Thursdays, 8 p.m. 912335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street. PICKDance: Visions: An Odyssey in Black Dance

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The show presents a journey through history with African, Modern, Contemporary, Jazz and Hip-Hop dance. It begins with

a beautiful wedding in an African village that gets interrupted by slave catchers. The enslaved Africans begin their journey across the ocean. The Middle Passage which brought Africans to America is comparable to the Trail of Tears in showing how inhumane and insensitive humans can be when it comes to the rights of people living on their own land. Despite this, the experience formed the catalyst that sparked a generation of African-Americans to help build the United States of America. $10 Fri., Feb. 20, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sat., Feb. 21, 2-4 & 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sun., Feb. 22, 3-5 p.m. 912-272-2797. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com. https://facebook.com/ events/319279691612972/. musesavannah. org/. Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd.

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Disco Hustle Dance Class

Do the hustle! A New York style Disco Hustle group class taught by Jos'eh Marion, a professional ballroom dance instructor. Sundays at 5pm. Call for pricing. Sundays, 5 p.m.. 843-290-6174. Trudancer@gmail. com. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. Free Dance Thursdays at Lake Mayer

Lake Mayer is offering free dance and fitness classes for all ages every Thursday, in the Community Center. 9:30 am and 10:30 am is the "Little Movers" class for toddlers. 12:00 pm Lunch Break Fitness. 1:30 pm Super Seniors. 5:30 pm youth hip hop. 6:30 pm Adult African Fitness. FREE ongoing, 9:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 912-652-6780. sdavis@ chathamcounty.org. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. FUNdamentals Dance Lesson

Group dance lessons every Tuesday and Wednesday at 8pm. Tuesday: fundamental steps, styling, and techniques. Wednesday: advanced elements. $15/person $25/ couple Tuesdays, 8 p.m. and Wednesdays, 8 p.m.. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@ gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing. com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street. Home Cookin' Cloggers

Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm, Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes at this time. Call Claudia Collier for info. ongoing. 912-748-0731. Irish Dance Classes

Glor na Dare offers beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up. Adult Step & Ceili, Strength and Flexibility, non-competitive and competitive programs, workshops, camps. Certified. Wednesdays.. 912-704-2052. prideofirelandga@gmail.com. Kids/Youth Dance Class

Kids Group class on various Ballroom and Latin dances. Multiple teachers. Ages 4-17 currently enrolled in the program. Prepares youth for social and/or competitive dancing. $15/person Saturdays, 10 a.m. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@ gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing. com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street. LaBlast- Dance Fitness designed by Louis Van Amstel from DWTS

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1 It’s a long story 5 With 6-Down, reality show “RuPaul’s ___” 9 Inseparable pair, for short 13 More mentally there 14 Freedom from worry 15 Two-tone treat 16 Swindling of a UK football club? 18 Pinto or garbanzo 19 Jerome Bettis’s team, during the move 20 Nissan SUV with an earthy name 22 Rowing machine unit 23 NPR’s Shapiro 24 “I finally got it!” 25 Quarterback known for kneeling 27 Ali of “Love Story” 29 Middle daughter on “Downton Abbey” 32 Raised sculptures 36 From ___ (at some distance) 37 Grade alongside the review “These Mick Jagger chewables are the worst”? 41 Used a Breathalyzer 42 Former Cabinet member Donna 43 One of the simple machines 45 “The pain reliever hospitals use most,” its old ads said 49 Baseball great Ernie Banks’s nickname 52 ___ polloi

(commoners) 53 “I ___ real American...” (Hulk Hogan theme lyric) 54 Wise friend of Pooh 56 “Let’s suppose that...” 58 Got 100% on 59 Jamaica’s Ocho ___ 61 Group including only elements number #13 and #2? 63 Criminal’s alter egos, briefly 64 “Aloha Oe” instruments, for short 65 English horn relatives 66 Stuff in the trap 67 Stuff in the trap 68 Stuff in the trap

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1 Desert that means “desert” in Arabic 2 Lacking energy 3 Many toothpastes 4 “___ Gratia Artis” (MGM motto) 5 1974 Charles Bronson classic 6 See 5-Across 7 Of ___ (so to speak) 8 Category 9 “Better Call Saul” star Odenkirk 10 Coffee shop connection 11 Phobia 12 Jukebox selection 13 “Hit the bricks!” 17 Lets out 21 1860s White House nickname

24 ___ Ishii (“Kill Bill” character played by Lucy Liu) 26 Whoopi’s Oscar-winning “Ghost” role 28 Marijuana producer 30 Leather color 31 “48 ___” (Eddie Murphy movie) 33 Gabor of “Green Acres” 34 Most in need of a bath 35 Keep from trespassing on 37 NFL ball carriers 38 “___ Punk!” (movie about punk rock in Utah) 39 Debt repaid in regular payments over time 40 “That’s ___ can stand!” 44 Sports entertainment gp. founded by Ted Turner (and defunct by 2001) 46 Los Estados Unidos, for example 47 Folded food 48 ___-slipper (orchid variety) 50 Company supplying vans and cardboard boxes 51 “Perfect Strangers” cousin 54 Like some vaccines and exams 55 Website anyone can edit 57 “That was ___, this is now” 58 Dextrous start 60 Concorde’s letters 62 “You’ve Got Mail” ISP

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sional, Louis Van Amstel, LaBlast uniquely combines a wide variety of ballroom dance styles and music genres. Do the Cha Cha Cha, Disco, Jive, Merengue, Salsa and Samba set to everything from pop and rock to hip-hop and country – and burn fat and blast calories! No experience and no partner necessary. $15.00 drop in or 10 classes for $80.00 Mondays, 6-7 p.m. and Fridays, 10-11 a.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Line Dancing

Take down Tuesdays. Jazzy Sliders Adult Line Dancing, every Tuesday, 7:30pm10:00pm. Free admission, cash bar. Come early and learn a new dance from 7:30pm8:30pm. ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Mahogany Shades of Beauty

Dance classes - hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step. Modeling and acting classes. All ages/levels welcome. Call Mahogany for info. ongoing. 912-272-8329. Modern Dance Class

Beginner and intermediate classes. Fridays 10am-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Call Elizabeth for info. ongoing. 912-354-5586. Monthly Dance Parties

A dance party for students to put dance moves into action. Every 3rd Friday of the month, 8pm-10pm. Designed for practice of all of the moves learned in private lessons, group lessons, or for anyone who wants to come have fun. Free for private lesson students/ $5 for social dancers third Friday of every month, 7:30 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Monthly USA Ballroom Dance

Support your Ballroom Dance Club. Bring refreshments for the party. Lesson from 7-8 pm. Social dancing from 8-10 pm. $10 members $15 non-members third Saturday of every month, 7 p.m.. 912-224-7593. moonriverdancers6069@yahoo.com. Moon River Dancers, 160 Whitemarsh Rd. Salsa Lessons by Salsa Savannah

Tues. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Thur. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Sun. 5pm6pm and 6pm-7pm. Salon de Maile, 704B Hodgson Memorial Dr., Savannah, 31406. Tuesdays.. salsasavannah.com. Salsa Night

Come and shake it to the best latin grooves and bachata the night away in Pooler where it's cooler. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. 912-988-1052. medi.tavern314@gmail. com. Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way. Savannah Shag Club

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Wednesdays, 7pm,at Doubles Lounge. Fridays, 7pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Savannah Swing Cats--Swing Dancing

ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Sizzle: Dance and Cardio

40 A class designed to maintain that summer

body by dancing and having fun. Incorporates dance and cardio to fun, spicy songs. $10 drop in or 10 classes for $80 Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912-312-3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

featured events of the expo. The evening will culminate with the Black Women’s Empowerment Dinner at 6:30 p.m. in the Student Union Ballroom. Free and open to the public Mon., Feb. 23. about.armstrong. edu/Maps/index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St.

Instructor Rick Cody teaches the smooth rhythms of beach music and west coast swing. $12 drop in fee or $35 for 4 weeks Wednesdays, 7 p.m.. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Savannah's only after-hours cemetery event, in this riverside Victorian cemetery. $35 Saturdays, 5-8 p.m.. 912-319-5600. info@bonaventurecemetery.com. savannahga.gov/cityweb/cemeteriesweb.nsf/ cemeteries/bonaventure.html. Bonaventure Cemetery, 330 Bonaventure Rd.

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Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. GSO Founders' Day

Gamma Sigma Omega chapter will celebrate Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated Founders’ Day. The guest speaker for the 107th year celebration of sisterhood and service is Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority International Secretary and Savannah native Charletta Wilson Jacks. This event is open to the public. Free, Open to the Public Sun., Feb. 22, 3-5 p.m. vkaigler@aol. com. https://facebook.com/pages/AlphaKappa-Alpha-Sorority-Inc-Gamma-SigmaOmega-Savannah-GA/670494336343495. First Mt. Bethel Baptist Church, 124 W. Anderson Street. American Traditions Competition

This annual competition celebrates American vocal music and those who sing it. Quarter-finals and semi-finals occur throughout the week, and the finals are Friday at the Historic Savannah Theatre at 8 pm. For a full schedule, go to americantraditionscompetition.com. Feb. 23-27. siumc.org/. Skidaway United Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. Armstrong Clothing Closet

The Clothing Closet provides Armstrong students with the opportunity to receive one free professional outfit to prepare for interviews, internships and jobs. Wed., Feb. 18, 4-7 p.m. and Thu., Feb. 19, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index. html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Awaken with Chakradance™ - Thursdays

Join us for a free-flowing, meditative dance and experience the healing power of Chakradance™. With eclectic music selected to resonate with each specific chakra, along with guided imagery, Chakradance™ will take you on a spiritual journey, free the energy in your body and open you to a deeper experience of life. No dance experience or prior knowledge of the chakras is necessary. Limited to 12 participants – email to reserve a spot today! $20 Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m. 912-663-1306. Chakradancer@comcast.net. anahatahealingarts.com/healing-aha/. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. Black Women Empowerment Expo

The Black Women Empowerment Expo will feature guest speakers, vendors and organizations from the area of business, health, art, entertainment, and cosmetology. The Natural Hair Luncheon and Discussion and Black Women and Health are the

Bonaventure After Hours: Stories, Nightfall & More!

City Council Meeting

Every other Thursday, 2 p.m. Savannah City Hall, 2 East Bay Street. Forever Tybee Annual Giant Yard Sale

If you have new or gently used items that you no longer need or want, donate them to the sale on Friday between 1-6pm. The yard sale is the following day. Sat., Feb. 21. 912-414-3517. Old Tybee School (Cafeteria), 204 Fifth Street. Free Lecture and Demonstration by LargeScale Potter Jeff Blandford

The renowned ceramic artist creates streamlined forms on the pottery wheel with a mid-century modern flair. His works are often bold and colorful examples of ceramic design. Blandford is most notorious for his video of “throwing” up to 175lbs of clay on his YouTube channel Speedball Art. The demonstration is Feb. 21 at the ceramics studio. Thu., Feb. 19. City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St. Free Tax Preparation

The AARP Foundation is providing free tax preparation assistance and e-filing of both federal and state returns for taxpayers with low to moderate income through the AARP Tax-Aide Program. You do not need to be a member of AARP or a retiree to use this service. Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. The AARP Foundation is providing free tax preparation assistance and e-filing of both federal and state returns for taxpayers with low to moderate income through the AARP Tax-Aide Program. You do not need to be a member of AARP or a retiree to use this service. TuesdaysThursdays, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.. liveoakpl.org. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St. Georgia Bridal Show

At this bridal show, brides are able to meet with wedding professionals and find everything they need to create the wedding of their dreams. Registered brides also receive a free one-year subscription to Brides Magazine. $10 Sun., Feb. 22, 12:30 p.m. savannahcivic.com. The Savannah Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. Georgia's Flexibility Options

Parents, students, and members of the community are invited to an informational session regarding the Georgia Flexibility Options. Wed., Feb. 18, 5-6 & 6-7 p.m. 912395-5588. t20.sccpss.com. Windsor Forest High School, 12419 Largo Dr. This informational session is for parents and members of the community regarding the Georgia Flexibility Options. Free Thu., Feb. 19, 5-6

& 6-7 p.m. 912-395-5588. t20.sccpss.com. Savannah High School, 400 Pennsylvania Ave. Guided Tours of the Lucas Theatre for the Arts

Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre on a 20-30 minute tour. Restoration, architecture, history of the theatre and of early cinema. $4. Group rates for ten or more. School trips available. No reservations needed for 10:30am, 1:30pm and 2pm. Other times by appointment. Call for info. ongoing. 912-525-5023. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Lecture: Celebrating the Connection of Cultures: Afro-Latino Cultural Linguistics

As the Latino community continues to grow in the USA, it is important that we learn about the diversity of this population. Afro-Latinos play a large and vibrant role in the Latino community, here and abroad. Please join us for this lecture and learn more about their history and diaspora, dynamic culture and language varieties. Light refreshments will be served promptly at 6 pm. Free and open to the public Thu., Feb. 19, 6-8 p.m. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. PICKLecture: Karl Gercens III Horticulture expert Karl Gercens III will present a lecture entitled "Seven Deadly Sins and How They Work in Your Garden." Free and open to the public Wed., Feb. 18, 10 a.m. k@karlgercens.com. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. Lecture: NAACP Town Hall: The "N" Word

Who can use the N-Word? Is it appropriate for any race or person to use it in comedy or lyrics or in conversation? Is there a double standard associated with the word? When is the N-Word ever used in a positive way? How do we change the culture that encourage the use of the N-Word? It is an open dialogue where panelist and audience members can share their scholarly opinion about the use of the N-Word. Free and open to the public Thu., Feb. 19, 6-8 p.m. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index. html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Market at 3 West Ridge

Shop this unique boutique featuring clothing, household decorations and accessories, jewelry and delicacies created by 20 national artisans and specialty vendors. Proceeds benefit two local charities serving at-risk children in Savannah. $5 Fri., Feb. 20, 10 a.m.-6:30 p.m. and Sat., Feb. 21, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. facebook.com/TheMarketat3WestRidge. stpeterssavannah.org. St. Peter's Episcopal Church, 3 West Ridge Road. The original Midnight Tour

One of the spookiest tours in town. Learn about the untold stories of some of the most haunted locations here in Savannah Georgia. Guaranteed to give you a few goose bumps and an unexplained need for a night light. 33.00 ongoing. 1-866-666-3323. 6thsenseworld. com. 6th Sense Savannah Tours, 404 Abercorn Street. PBJ Pantry

A free food pantry held every Thursday,

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10-11am and 6-7pm. Contact Jessica Sutton for questions. 912-897-1192 ongoing. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Wilmington Island), 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Pirate Preview Open House

Armstrong State University will host an open house event for prospective students and their parents. Guests will have the opportunity to meet professors, talk with current students, tour campus, see firstyear housing, learn about financial aid, and participate in specially designed sessions. Armstrong will offer same-day admission. Free and open to the public Sat., Feb. 21, 1-4 p.m. openhouse.armstrong.edu. about. armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Potable Gold: Savannah's Madeira Tradition

Experience the historic atmosphere of the Davenport House while learning about and tasting Madeira, a unique and flavorful wine. There will also be a dinner party and the chance to explore off-limits spaces of the house at dusk. The performance requires that guests be able to walk up and down stairs and maneuver in the candlelit rooms. Participants must be 21 years of age. Reservations are recommended, as attendance is limited. $20 Fridays, Saturdays, 5:30 p.m.. 912-238-8097. davenporthousemuseum.org. davenporthousemuseum.org. Davenport House, 324 East State St. Savannah Storytellers

Tall tales and fun times with the classic art of storytelling. Every Wednesday at 6pm. Reservations encouraged by calling 912-349-4059. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt. Tubby's Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. Shire of Forth Castle Fighter Practice

Local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets Saturdays at Forsyth Park (south end) for fighter practice and general hanging out. For those interested in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. ongoing. savannahsca.org. Southbound Brewery Saturday Tours and Tastes

Savannah's first microbrewery is open for public tours and tastings Wednesday Fridays from 5:30-7:30 and Saturdays from 2-4. Hang out, have a few cold ones, and learn a little more about Savannah's first craft brewery. Free Saturdays, 2-4 p.m. 912-335-7716. info@southboundbrewingco.com. southboundbrewingco.com. Southbound Brewing Company, 107 East Lathrop Ave. Southbound Brewery Tours and Tastes

Savannah's first microbrewery is open for public tours and tastings Wednesday - Fridays from 5:30-7:30 and Saturdays

from 2-4. So come hangout at the brewery, have a few cold ones, and learn a little more about Savannah's first craft brewery! Free Wednesdays-Fridays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. 912-335-7716. info@southboundbrewingco. com. southboundbrewingco.com. Southbound Brewing Company, 107 East Lathrop Ave. Tongue: Open Mouth and Music Show hosted by Melanie Goldey

A poetry and music open mic with an emphasis on sharing new, original, thoughtful work. fourth Tuesday of every month, 8 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Valor Awards

The 200 Club is proud to honor specially selected first-responders who, while in the line of duty, performed an exceptional meritorious act that may have resulted in their death or serious injury. The winners from Glynn and Chatham Counties will be honored with a medal of valor. Thu., Feb. 19. charleshmorriscenter.com. Charles H. Morris Center, 10 East Broad St. Welcome to the State of Poverty

This poverty simulation is a learning experience designed to help people better understand poverty and requires groups of 35 to 75 people to assume the roles of families living in poverty. Their goal is to survive for one "month" and is open to anyone interested. Registration required. Wed., Feb. 18, 1-3:30 p.m. 912-401-0672. jjohnson@stepupsavannah.org. stepupsavannah.org. savannahcivic.com. The Savannah Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. FITNESS

$6 Community Yoga Classes

Savannah Power Yoga offers a community yoga class nearly every day of the week for just $6. All proceeds support local organizations. See schedule online for details. Most classes are heated to 90 degrees. Bring a yoga mat, towel and some water. $6 $5 Mondays-Fridays, Sundays. (912) 349-2756. info@savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga.com/. Savannah Power Yoga, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Al-Anon Family Groups

An anonymous fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics. The message of Al-Anon is one of strength and hope for friends/family of problem drinkers. Al-Anon is for adults. Alateen is for people age 13-19. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. check website or call for info. ongoing. 912-598-9860. savannahalanon.com. Bariatric Surgery Support Group

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Located in Mercer Auditorium of Hoskins Center at Memorial. For those who have had or are considering bariatric surgery. Call or see website for info. third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m. 912-350-3438. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave.

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Beach Body Workouts with Laura

MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 652-6784. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

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Beastmode Fitness Group Training

Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results. Personal training options available. See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. ongoing. beastmodefitnessga.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St.

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Bellydancing Fusion Classes

Mixes ballet, jazz, hip hop into a unique high energy dance style. Drills and choreographies for all levels.Small classes in downtown Savannah, and on request. $10 per person. Email for info. ongoing. bohemianbeats.com.

302 West Victory Drive

Blue Water Yoga

Community donation-based classes, Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm. Fri., 9:30am10:30am. Email for info or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. ongoing. egs5719@aol. com. Talahi Island Community Club, 532 Quarterman Dr.

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Fitness Classes at the JEA

Sin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for schedule. ongoing. 912-355-8811. savj.org. savannahjea. org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Free Caregiver Support Group

For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction or illness. Second Saturday of the month, 10am-11am. Savannah Commons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments. Free to attend. Open to anyone in need of support for the caregiving they provide. ongoing. savannahcommons.com. Free Dance and Fitness Classes at Lake Mayer

Every Thursday. 9:30am-10:15am Toddler Class. 12pm-1pm Adult Lunch Break Dance Class. 1:30pm-2:30pm Super Seniors Workout. 5:30pm-6:15pm

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

BY ROB BREZSNY | beautyandtruth@freewillastrology.com

ARIES

March 21-April 19

There are many different facets to your intelligence, and each matures at a different rate. So for example, your ability to think symbolically may evolve more slowly than your ability to think abstractly. Your wisdom about why humans act the way they do may ripen more rapidly than your insight into your own emotions. In the coming weeks, I expect one particular aspect of your intelligence to be undergoing a growth spurt: your knowledge of what your body needs and how to give it what it needs.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

What is the proper blend for you these days? Is it something like 51 percent pleasure and 49 percent business? Or would you be wiser to shoot for 49 percent pleasure and 51 percent business? I will leave that decision up to you, Taurus. Whichever way you go, I suggest that you try to interweave business and pleasure as often as possible. You are in one of those action-packed phases when fun dovetails really well with ambition. I’m guessing that you can make productive connections at parties. I’m betting that you can spice up your social life by taking advantage of what comes to you through your work.

GEMINI

May 21-June 20

In 1900, the world’s most renowned mathematicians met at a conference in Paris. There the German whiz David Hilbert introduced his master list of 23 unsolved mathematical problems. At the time, no one had done such an exhaustive inventory. His well-defined challenge set the agenda for math research throughout the 20th century. Today he’s regarded as an influential visionary. I’d love to see you come up with a list of your own top unsolved problems, Gemini. You now have extra insight about the catalytic projects you will be smart to work on and play with during the coming years.

CANCER

June 21-July 22

FEB 18-24, 2015

“Spanipelagic” is an adjective scientists use to describe creatures that typically hang out in deep water but float up to the surface on rare occasions. The term is not a perfect metaphorical fit for you, since you come up for air more often than that. But you do go through phases when you’re inclined to linger for a long time in the abyss, enjoying the dark mysteries and fathomless emotions. According to my reading of the astrological omens, that’s what you’ve been doing lately. Any day now, however, I expect you’ll be rising up from the Great Down Below and headed topside for an extended stay.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

When faced with a big decision, you might say you want to “sleep on it.” In other words, you postpone your final determination until you gather more information and

ripen your understanding of the pressing issues. And that could indeed involve getting a good night’s sleep. What happens in your dreams may reveal nuances you can’t pry loose with your waking consciousness alone. And even if you don’t recall your dreams, your sleeping mind is busy processing and reworking the possibilities. I recommend that you make liberal use of the “sleep on it” approach in the coming weeks, Leo. Revel in the wisdom that wells up in you as you’re lying down in the dark.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

In 1962, Edward Albee published his play *Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?* It won numerous awards and is still performed by modern theater groups. Albee says the title came to him as he was having a beer at a bar in New York City. When he went to the restroom, he spied the words “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” scrawled in soap on the mirror. I urge you to be alert for that kind of inspiration in the coming days, Virgo: unexpected, provocative, and out of context. You never know when and where you may be furnished with clues about the next plot twist of your life story.

HAPPENINGS | CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGE his boss instructs him to do a specific task, Bartleby says, “I would prefer not to.” As the days go by, he does less and less, until finally he stops altogether. I’d like to propose, Sagittarius, that you take inspiration from his slowdown. Haven’t you done enough for now? Haven’t you been exemplary in your commitment to the daily struggle? Don’t you deserve a break in the action so you can recharge your psychospiritual batteries? I say yes. Maybe you will consider making this your battle cry: “I would prefer not to.”

Youth African Dance Fitness (ages 6-12). 6:30pm-7:30pm Adult African Dance Fitness. Wear comfortable clothing. Free and open to the public. Thursdays, 9:30 a.m.7:30 p.m.. 912-652-6784. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

CAPRICORN

Happy Hour Boot Camp Classes

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

“All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.” That’s what American philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson advised. Even if you’re not naturally inclined to see the potential wisdom of that approach, I invite you to play around with it for the next three weeks. You don’t need to do it forever. It doesn’t have to become a permanent fixture in your philosophy. Just for now, experiment with the possibility that trying lots of experiments will lead you not just to new truths, but to new truths that are fun, interesting, and useful.

LIBRA

AQUARIUS

Edward III, a medieval English king, had a favorite poet: Geoffrey Chaucer. In 1374, the king promised Chaucer a big gift in appreciation for his talents: a gallon of wine every day for the rest of his life. That’s not the endowment I would have wanted if I had been Chaucer. I’d never get any work done if I were quaffing 16 glasses of wine every 24 hours. Couldn’t I instead be provided with a regular stipend? Keep this story in mind, Libra, as you contemplate the benefits or rewards that might become available to you. Ask for what you really need, not necessarily what the giver initially offers.

The art of the French Aquarian painter Armand Guillaumin (1841-1927) appears in prestigious museums. He isn’t as famous as his fellow Impressionists Paul Cézanne and Camille Pissarro, but he wielded a big influence on them both. His career developed slowly because he had to work a day job to earn a living. When he was 50 years old, he won a wad of free money in the national lottery, and thereafter devoted himself full-time to painting. I’m not saying you will enjoy a windfall like that anytime soon, Aquarius, but such an event is possible. At the very least, your income could rise. Your odds of experiencing financial luck will increase to the degree that you work to improve the best gifts you have to offer your fellow humans.

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

To make the cocktail known as Sex on the Beach, you mix together cranberry juice, orange juice, pineapple juice, peach schnapps, and vodka. There is also an alternative “mocktail” called Safe Sex on the Beach. It has the same fruit juices, but no alcohol. Given the likelihood that your inner teenager will be playing an important role in your upcoming adventures, Scorpio, I recommend that you favor the Safe-Sexon-the-Beach metaphor rather than the Sex-on-the-Beach approach. At least temporarily, it’s best to show a bit of protective restraint toward the wild and sometimes erratic juvenile energy that’s pushing to be expressed.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

In Herman Melville’s short story “Bartleby, the Scrivener,” a lawyer hires a man named Bartleby to work in his office. At first Bartleby is a model employee, carrying out his assignments with dogged skill. But one day everything begins to change. Whenever

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

“It isn’t normal to know what we want,” said pioneering psychologist Abraham Maslow. “It is a rare and difficult psychological achievement.” That’s the bad news, Pisces. The good news is that you may be on the verge of rendering that theory irrelevant. In the coming weeks, you will be better primed to discover what you really want than you have been in a long time. I suggest you do a ritual in which you vow to unmask this treasured secret. Write a formal statement in which you declare your intention to achieve full understanding of the reasons you are alive on this planet.

Dude's Day at Savannah Climbing Coop

Thursdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Thursday men climb for half price, $5. See website for info. Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m. 912-495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop. com. Savannah Climbing CoOp, 302 W Victory Dr. Amanda Jessop, certified strength and conditioning specialist, teaches classes for those who enjoy challenging and fun workouts and have goals to lose weight, tone up, or get in shape for the new year. Different packages available: Classes start out at $8 Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6-7 p.m.. 832470-2257. amanda@channelyourinnerathlete.com. channelyourinnerathlete.com/ work-with-me/sports-conditioning-bootcamp/. Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West. Hiking & Biking at Skidaway Island State Park

Year round fitness opportunities. Walk or run the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail (accessible) the additional 1-mile Avian Loop Trail, or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle and street strider rentals. Guided hikes scheduled. $5 parking. Open daily 7am-10pm. Call or see website. ongoing. 912-5982300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. Insanity Workout Group Class

INSANITY turns old-school interval training on its head. Work flat out in 3 to 5-min blocks, and take breaks only long enough to gulp some air and get right back to work. It's called Max Interval Training, because it keeps your body working at maximum capacity through your entire workout. $10 or $80 for 10 fitness classes Sundays, 11 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Israeli Krav Maga Self-Defense Classes

A system of self-defense techniques based on several martial arts. The official fighting system of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). Custom Fit offers individual and small group training and intensive workshops. ongoing. 912-441-4891. customfitcenter.com. Kung Fu School: Ving Tsun

Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world's fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to turn an attacker's strength against him. Call for info on free trial classes. Drop ins welcome. 11202 White Bluff Rd. ongoing. 912-429-9241. Latin Cardio

A cardio-based workout class designed to get students fit while having fun. Latin style dances like cha cha, samba, jive, rumba, salsa. No partner necessary. Workout clothes required. $10 drop in or $80 for 10 classes Mondays, 6 p.m.. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon

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de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Mommy and Baby Yoga

Mondays. Call for times and fees or see website. ongoing. 912-232-2994. savannahyoga.com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Pilates Classes

Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and semi-private classes by appointment. Carol Daly-Wilder, certified instructor. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-238-0018. savannahpilates.com. pilatessavannah.com/. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Rerguson Ave. Pregnancy Yoga

Ongoing series of 6-week classes. Thursdays. A mindful approach to pregnancy, labor and delivery. Instructor Ann Carroll. $120. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912704-7650. ann@aikyayoga.com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St.

Whitaker St.

Ronin Academy Self Defense Classes

A short course in simple self defense techniques for adults. Uses real life scenarios designed to provide greater self confidence and empowerment. Fees vary. Every 3 days. michael@roninacad.com. roninacad. com. aikidosavannah.com/. Aikido Center of Savannah, 5500 White Bluff Rd. Ladies Day at Savannah Climbing Coop

Wednesdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Wednesday women climb for half price, $5. See website for info. ongoing. 912-4958010. savannahclimbingcoop.com. Savannah Disc Golf

Weekly events (entry $5) Friday Night Flights: Fridays, 5pm. Luck of the Draw Doubles: Saturdays, 10am. Handicapped League: Saturdays, 1pm. Singles at the Sarge: Sundays, 10am. All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. See website or email for info. ongoing. savannahdiscgolf@ gmail.com. savannahdiscgolf.com.

When Purple Smurfs Attack BY YOUR PAL ERIN

psychicyourpalerin@gmail.com www.yourpalerin.com

Dear Erin, I’m feeling really emotional lately. If there is negative energy around me, how can I let the positive energy in? Clint

Hi Clint., Round about the time I entered fourth grade, the girls in my school started getting really mean. Yowza! Their words stung, but what was most devastating was how confused I felt by their attacks. Qigong Classes Savannah Striders Running and Walking Club Because of my psychic ability, I rememQigong exercises contribute to a healthier With a one-year, $35 membership,free and longer life. Classes offer a time to training programs for beginners (walkers bered knowing my pals long before this lifelearn the exercises and perform them in and runners) and experienced athletes. time. I can also see people for who they are a group setting. Class length averages 60 Fun runs. Advice from mentors. Monthly in their hearts. So when these little meanies min. Any level of practice is welcome. $15 meetings with quality speakers. Frequent ongoing. qigongtim.com/. Anahata Healing social events. Sign up online or look for the revolted, I was stunned that they would Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Savannah Striders Facebook page. ongoturn their horrible energy on me when all I Raghunath Yoga Weekend- Kirtan & Flight ing. savystrider.com. wanted to do was bake Shrinky Dinks and School SIZZLE- Dance Cardio be loving. Ex-Punk, Ex-monk, father of five and inThe hottest cardio class to keep or get you Before answering your question, let’s stop version ambassador Raghunath comes to in shape for summer. Sizzle is designed to and give a great big hug to your inner fourth Savannah Yoga Center for kirtan to elevate give you cardio, strengthening, and stretch your spirit, Flight School to elevate your training that you need for that bikini body. grader who remembers that we’re all conpractice, and Sacred Sangha to explore Enroll now and get the first class free. nected. He’s the one who’s feeling all emothe stories & song of yoga. http://savan$10.00 or $80 for 10 classes Tuesdays, Fritional nowadays. nahyoga.com/events/raghunath/ Fri., Feb. days, 10 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile. What you are suffering from is a case of 20, 6:30-8 p.m. and Sat., Feb. 21, 10 a.m.-4 dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestup.m. 912-232-2994. marketing@savandio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 the G’nap-G’naps. Remember that episode nahyoga.com. savannahyoga.com/events/ Hodgson Memorial Drive. of “The Smurfs” where a Purple Fly bites raghunath/. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Turbo Kick Cardio Workout Lazy Smurf and he turns purple, starts Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Lose calories while dancing and kick-boxyelling “G’nap! G’nap!” and bites his fellow Registration Open for Ninth Annual Race for ing. No experience or equipment needed. Preservation Tues. and Thurs. 6pm, Fitness on Brough- Smurfs on their tails? That’s what’s happening to the people around you. Registration is now open for the Historic ton, 1 E. Broughton Wed. 6pm Lake Mayer Savannah Foundation's 9th Annual Race for Preservation. Registration is open through February 27 and is at Fleet Feet Savannah. Through Feb. 28. Fleet Feet, 3405 Waters Ave. Renagade Workout

Free fitness workout, every Saturday, 9:00 am at Lake Mayer Park. For women only. Offered by The Fit Lab. Information: 912376-0219 ongoing. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman, 912-756-5865, or Billy Tomlinson, 912-596-5965. ongoing. Rock'n Body Fitness Bootcamp

Ultimate outdoor power workout! Group physical training program conducted by former military personnel. Build strength and fitness through a variety of intense group intervals lasting approx. 45 minutes. First Class FREE Mondays-Fridays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. 912-675-0952. rocknbodyfitnessbootcamp@gmail.com. rocknbodyfitnessbootcamp.com. Forsyth Park, 501

Community Center, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. $5 ongoing. 586-822-1021. facebook.com/turbokicksavannah. Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors

Free for cancer patients and survivors. The classes help with flexibility and balance

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CROSSWORD ANSWERS

So how do you fix it? First: Step away from the Smurf. As human beings, we tend to think that the most effective way to solve a problem is to wrassle it to the ground. Energetically, that’s impossible. Newton’s First Law proves that for every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. The more we try to tame the Purple Smurf, the more it’s gonna try to bite us. Second: Escape to your Happy Place. Whether it be riding your motorcycle or dominating a round of Candy Crush, there’s something out there with the magical ability to help you feel better. Skedaddle your butt on over there asap, and be sure to get comfy, ‘cause you’re about to set up camp. Third: Go Geico. Take a cue from that unfortunate shmoe who just got the world’s worst news but found a great deal by switching his car insurance. By making a point to focus on something positive when you’re overwhelmed with negativity (“I’m glad this check was big enough to cover at least one of my bills,”) situations tend to take care of themselves in the most surprising ways. Your pal, Erin The Ghost Dog Diaries is a weekly advice column, inspired by the late PJ Cuddlesworth. Three hours after PJ’s passing, Erin held an Irish Wake in her honor. That’s when her name appeared in her beer. (Misspelled, of course. Ghost Dogs aren’t equipped with Autocorrect.) Erin and PJ have been giving psychic readings and helping people connect with their loved ones who have passed ever since.

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while also providing relaxation. Located at FitnessOne, on the third floor of the Memorial Outpatient and Wellness Center. Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. and Thursdays, 12:45 p.m. 912-350-9031. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Zumba Fitness (R) with April

Mondays at 5:30pm, Thursdays at 6:30pm. Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. $5 for nonmenbers. call for info. ongoing. 912-349-4902. FOOD EVENTS

Beer Dinner

Four courses paired with four beers at $40/person. RSVP at 912-644-7172 liveoakstore.com/fiddlers. Fiddler's Crab House (Southside), 7201 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Chefs and Chocolates

Hosted by Urban Hope, a local nonprofit benefitting inner-city and at-risk children, this fundraiser brings together four chefs, an assortment of chocolates, and live music by Velvet Caravan. $35 urbanhopesavannah.org/#!chefsandchocolates/cjet. charleshmorriscenter.com. Charles H. Morris Center, 10 East Broad St. Forsyth Farmers Market

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights. Rain or shine. Free to attend. Items for sale. 912-484-0279. forsythfarmersmarket.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Honey Tasting and Body Care Samples + Store Tour

Daily store tour, honey tasting, and body care. FREE Come to the WILMINGTON ISLAND store and see the bees behind our observation hive glass. FREE MondaysFridays, 10 a.m. 912-234-0688. tildsley@ savannahbee.com. Savannah Bee Company, Wilmington Island, 211 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Monday Night Brewing Dinner

5-course beer and food pairing. Special glassware and giveaways. $50 johnnyharris.com/. Johnny Harris Restaurant, 1651 East Victory Dr. Monday Night Brewing Pint Night

Flights and pint giveaways while supplies last. johnnyharris.com/. Johnny Harris Restaurant, 1651 East Victory Dr. Prepare Sunday Suppers at Union Mission

Local organizations are invited to sign up to prepare Sunday Supper for people who are homeless and live at Union Mission's shelters for homeless people. Groups must sign up in advance and bring/prepare a meal, beginning at 2pm on Sundays. Call for information. ongoing. 912-236-7423. HEALTH

Armstrong Prescription Drug Drop-Off

Armstrong Atlantic State Univ. hosts a permanent drop box for disposing of unused prescription drugs and over the counter medication. In the lobby of the University Police building on campus. Open to the public 24 hours/day, year round. Confidential. All items collected are destroyed by the Drug Enforcement Administration. ongoing. 912-344-3333. armstrong. edu. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index. 44 html. Armstrong State University, 11935 FEB 18-24, 2015

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Abercorn St.

Bariatric Surgery Information Session

Information on bariatric surgery and the program at Memorial Health Bariatrics. Learn surgical procedures offered, support and education programs involved, and how bariatric surgery can affect patients' lives. Call or see website for info. Free to attend. Hoskins Center at Memorial. Free ongoing, 6 p.m. 912-350-3438. bariatrics.memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Free Enrollment Help for Medicaid and PeachCare

Parents can find the help they need to renew or sign up their children (ages 0-19) on Medicaid or PeachCare. Enrollment Assisters will work with clients through the process. Free and open to the public. Mondays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and Wednesdays, 1-5 p.m.. 912-356-2887. Chatham County Health Department, 1395 Eisenhower Drive (facing Sallie Mood Dr.). Free Hearing and Speech Screening

Hearing: Thursdays, 9am-11am. Speech: First Thursdays,. Call or see website for times. ongoing. 912-355-4601. savannahspeechandhearing.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. Free HIV Testing at Chatham County Health Dept.

Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.Fri. No appointment needed. Test results in 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counseling will be set up for anyone testing positive. Call for info. ongoing. 912-6445217. Chatham County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. Health Care for Uninsured People

Open for primary care for uninsured residents of Chatham County. Mon.-Fri., 8:30am-3:30pm. Call for info or appointment. ongoing. 912-443-9409. St. Joseph's/ Candler--St. Mary's Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. Hypnosis, Guided Imagery and Relaxation Therapy

Helps everyday ordinary people with everyday ordinary problems: smoking, weight loss, phobias, fears, ptsd, life coaching. Caring, qualified professional help. See website or call for info. ongoing. 912-9273432. savannahypnosis.com. Know Your Water

What everyone ought to know about our drinking water (bottled, tap, distilled, reverse osmosis, filtered, alkaline and spring.) Are you paying thousands of money for water that is making you sick? Find out what water is best for your body. FREE Tuesdays, 7-8:15 p.m. 703-989-6995. oggisavannah@gmail.com. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. La Leche League of Savannah

A breast feeding support group for new/expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website for location and other info. ongoing. 912-8979544. lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html. Living Smart Fitness Club

An exercise program encouraging healthy lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pm7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:30-7:00 Zumba

at St. Joseph's Candler African American Resource Center. (Program sponsors.) ongoing. 912-447-6605. Mommy & Me Relaxation Class (Prenatal & Postpartum)

This class offers you the education needed to face the physical, mental, and emotional changes of your body, mind and heart with poise and grace. Open to expecting and new moms as well as those with small children (4 and under). $15 a session. 15.00 Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10-11 a.m.. 912-544-6387. info@erigosavannah.com. erigosavannah.com/. erigosavannah.com. Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street. Planned Parenthood Hotline

First Line is a statewide hotline for women seeking information on health services. Open 7pm-11pm nightly. ongoing. 800264-7154. KID'S HAPPENINGS

Baby & Mom Yoga

For mothers with babies who are precrawlers. Moms learn poses for baby to help with digestion and sleeping -- and get a bit of relaxation, movement and camaraderie for themselves. $120 for a six session pass. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m.. 912-704-7650. ann@douladeliveriescom. savannahyogacenter.com. savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center Pooler, 111 Canal Street.

LGBT

First City Network

Georgia's oldest LGBT organization (founded in 1985), is a local non-profit community service organization whose mission is to share resources of health care, counseling, education, advocacy and mutual support in the Coastal Empire. Members and guests enjoy many special events throughout the year, including First Saturday Socials held the first Saturday of each month at 7pm. Mondays. 912-236CITY. firstcitynetwork.org. Gay AA Meeting

True Colors Group of Alcoholics Anonymous, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays, 7:30pm, at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Harris, 2nd floor. New location effective 11/2012. ongoing. Georgia Equality Savannah

Local chapter of Georgia's largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 912-5476263. ongoing. Savannah Pride, Inc.

Irish Dancers of Savannah

Organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival and helps promote the well-being of the LGBT community in the South. Mission: unity through diversity and social awareness. Second Tuesday/month. Call for location. ongoing. 912-288-7863. heather@savpride.com. savpride.com.

New Mamas Club

A gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7pm. Call, email or see website for info. Fridays, 7-9 p.m. 912-6571966. info@standoutyouth.org. standoutyouth.org. Vineyard Church Office, 1020 Abercorn Street.

Savannah's first organized Irish dance school welcomes dancers, ages 4 and up. Learn Irish Step and Ceili (Irish square) Dancing at a relaxed pace. Convenient mid-town location. Adult classes available. Thursdays.. 912-897-5984. irishdancsav@ aol.com. A weekly Friday gathering of new moms and their babies. Practice baby & mom yoga, do a planned activity. Dream boards, affirmation writing, personalized aromatherapy and other projects. $20 per session. Six session discount. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon. 912-704-7650. ann@douladeliveries.com. douladeliveries.com. erigosavannah.com. Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street. Savannah Children's Museum School Year Hours

SCM hours beginning 8/31/13 will be Sunday 11am-4pm; Tuesday-Saturday 10am-4pm. Open on holiday Mondays that SCC Public Schools are not in session including Labor Day. For more details go to savannahchildrensmuseum.org ongoing. Savannah Children's Museum, 655 Louisville Road. Toddler Tuesdays at Oatland Island Wildlife Center

Toddlers 6 months to 4 years, and their adults. Themed programs--story books, singing songs, finger puppet plays, crafts, guided walks, up close encounters with Oatland animals. Preregister by 4pm Monday. $5 children. Gen. Admission for adults ($5 or $3 for military & seniors) Tuesdays. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland.org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd.

Stand Out Youth

What Makes a Family

A children's therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Ages 10 to 18. Meets twice a month. Call for info. ongoing. 912-3522611. LITERARY EVENTS

Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

Meets last Sunday of the month, 4pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-447-6605. sjchs.org/ body.cfm?id=399. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. PICKSeersucker Live: The Getaway Episode Part literary reading. Part talk show. Part cocktail party. This edition features the staff from the Ossabaw Island Writers' Retreat and is hosted by Christopher Berinato and Zach Powers. $10 Thu., Feb. 19, 6:30 p.m. Ampersand, 36 MLK Jr. Blvd. Tea Time at Ola's (Book Club)

A book discussion group that meets the 4th Tuesday, 1pm. Bring a book you've read this month and tell all about it. Treats to share are always welcomed. Tea is provided. Call for info. ongoing. 912-232-5488. liveoakpl.org/. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 East Bay St. NATURE AND ENVIRONMENT

Chatham County Canopy Summit

Please join the Savannah Tree Foundation and keynote speaker Ian Hanou from Plan-It Geo to discuss the findings of the Chatham County tree canopy assessment.

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Learn how we can enhance tree canopy in our county to address economic, environmental, and community needs. Register at www.savannahtree.com or 912-2338733. Tue., Feb. 24, 9 a.m.-1:30 p.m. info@ savannahtree.com. savannahtree.com. mightyeighth.org/. Mighty Eighth Air Force Museum, 175 Bourne Ave. Dolphin Project

Dolphin Project's Education Outreach Program is available to speak at schools, clubs, organizations. A powerpoint presentation with sound and video about estuarine dolphins and their environment. Age/grade appropriate programs and handouts. See website for info. ongoing. thedolphinproject.org. Georgia Arbor Day

The Southbridge Garden Club will recognize Arbor Day with a program led by the Savannah Tree Foundation, including a tree planting on Southbridge Boulevard. The foundation will also give away live oak trees to participants. Fri., Feb. 20, 10 a.m. Honey Park, Far end of Mechanics Avenue off Victory Drive. Recycling Fundraiser for Economic Opportunity Authority

Support EOA through the FundingFactory Recycling Program. Recycle empty cartridges, cell phones, small electronics, laptops, to EOA for recycling. They will receive technology products and cash. Businesses may also recycle items on behalf of EOA for credit. Drop off at EOA, 681 W. Anderson St. See website, email or call for info. ongoing. 912-238-2960 x126. dwproperty@aol.com. fundingfactory.com. Tybee Beaches and Borders

Explore the salt marshes and beach of Tybee Island and get a closer look at the plants and animals that inhabit them. Call for specific directions. Tour size 4-20 people; reservations required. $25 Sat., Feb. 21, 9-11 a.m. 912-236-8115. Tybee Island, Tybee Island. Walk on the Wild Side

A two-mile Native Animal Nature Trail winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland, salt marsh habitats, featuring live native animal exhibits. Open daily, 10am4pm except Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland.org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. Wilderness Southeast

A variety of programs each month including guided trips with naturalists. Canoe trips, hikes. Mission: develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-236-8115. wilderness-southeast.org. PETS & ANIMALS

Low Cost Pet Clinic

TailsSpin and Dr. Stanley Lester, DVM, host low-cost pet vaccine clinics for students, military and seniors the second and fourth Wednesdays of each month. 5pm-6pm. Vaccinations: $12, ($2 is donated to Savannah pet rescue agencies). See website for info. ongoing. tailsspin.com. tailsspin.com. TailsSpin Pet Supplies Store, 4501 Habersham St., Habersham Village.

One Love's Puppy Palooza

Meet some puppies looking for forever homes. Sat., Feb. 21, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. oneloveanimalrescue.com. tailsspin.com. TailsSpin Pet Supplies Store, 4501 Habersham St., Habersham Village. Operation New Hope

Operation New Hope allows inmates to train unadoptable dogs from the Humane Society for Greater Savannah. The goals of the program are to decrease the recidivism rate among Chatham County inmates, help inmates learn a new skill, and help previously unadoptable dogs find loving homes. The graduated dogs are available for adoption can be viewed at www.humansocietvsav.org, and www.chathamsheriff. org. Operation New Hope is funded by the Humane Society and community donations. ongoing. chathamsheriff.org. humanesocietysav.org/. Humane Society for Greater Savannah, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. St. Almo's

Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks on Sundays, 5pm (weather permitting). Meet at Canine Palace. Call for info. ongoing. 912-2343336. caninepalacesavannah.com. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St. RELIGIOUS & SPIRITUAL

Band of Sisters Prayer Group

All women are invited. Second Tuesdays, 7:30am-8:30am. Fellowship Assembly, 5224 Augusta Rd. Email or call Jeanne Seaver or see website for info. "The king's heart is like channels of water in the hands of the Lord." (Prov. 21:1) ongoing. 912-6638728. jeanneseaver@aol.com. capitolcom. org/georgia. A Buddhist Meditation Center

Welcoming all lineages and spiritual traditions. Newcomers to meditation welcome. Daily meditation, study groups and classes. Sunday includes a talk given by resident priest on Buddhist philosophy and how it relates to daily life. The center is available for individual and group retreats, weddings and funerals. Visit Savannahzencenter.com for schedule and see us on Facebook. Soto Zen lineage, resident Priest Un Shin Cindy Beach Sensei. 912-427-7265 ongoing. The Savannah Zen Center, 111 E. 34th St. Catholic Singles

A group of Catholic singles age 30-50 meet frequently for fun, fellowship and service. Send email or check website to receive announcements of activities and to suggest activities for the group. ongoing. familylife@ diosav.org. diosav.org/familylife-singles. Center for Spiritual Living--Savannah

All are invited to this Science of Mind community. Recognizing the presence and power of God within, and believing that this presence is in everything in the universe, unifying all of life. Welcoming all on their spiritual pathway. Celebration: Sunday mornings. Location: Bonaventure Chapel, 2520 Bonaventure Road. Meditation at 10:30am Service at 11:00am Childcare available in the "Funday School" Sundays. cslsavannah.org. Columba House

Columba House is an inclusive, welcoming hospitality space dedicated to building and sustaining a community of faith commit-

ted to social justice with the city's young adults, college students, and creative demographic. Tuesday evenings 6:30-8pm, includes dinner and a program focused on justice. All are welcome. Free and open to the public. Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. 912-2289425. Columba House, 34th Street between Abercorn and Lincoln Streets. Guided Silent Prayer

Acoustical songs, 30 minutes of guided silent prayer, and minutes to receive prayer or remain in silence. Wednesdays, 6:45-8:00pm at Vineyard Church, 615 Montgomery St. See website for info. ongoing. vineyardsavannah.org. Maritime Bethel

"Sundays on Thursdays" worship at the Fellowship Assembly. Plenty of parking for large trucks. Free Thursdays. 912-2202976. The Fellowship Assembly of God Church, 5224 Augusta Road. A New Church in the City, For the City

Gather on Sundays at 10:30am. Like the Facebook page "Savannah Church Plant." ongoing. Bryson Hall, 5 E. Perry St. Read the Bible in One Year

A Bible book club for those wanting to read the Bible in one year. Open to all. Book club format, not a traditional Bible study. All welcome, regardless of race, creed, sexual orientation, religion. Thurs. 6:00pm7:00pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-2335354. Holy Spirit Lutheran Church, 622 E. 37th Street. Savannah Friends Meeting (Quakers)

Un-programmed worship. 11am Sundays, third floor of Trinity United Methodist Church. Call or email for info. All are welcome. ongoing. 912-308-8286. savbranart@gmail.com. trinitychurch1848.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. Savannah Reiki Share

During shares, participants take turns giving and receiving universal life force energy via Reiki and other healing modalities. Present at the shares are usually no less than 2 Reiki Masters. Come share with us on the 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month at the Sweet Water Spa in downtown Savannah. Sign up at Savannah Reiki Share or Reiki by Appointment on Facebook. Free ongoing, 7 p.m. and third Thursday of every month, 7 p.m. 440-371-5209. Sweet Water Spa, 148 Abercorn Street. Service of Compline

Enter the stillness of another age. Gregorian Chant sung by candlelight at 9:00-9:30 p.m. every Sunday night by the Complne Choir of Christ Church Anglican. Come, say good nigh to God. All are welcome. ongoing. Independent Presbyterian Church, Bull Street and Oglethorpe Ave. South Valley Baptist Church

Weekly Sunday services. Sunday school, 10:00am. Worship, 11:30am. Tuesday Bible Study/Prayer Service, 6:30pm. Pastor Rev. Dr. Barry B. Jackson, 480 Pine Barren Road, Pooler, GA "Saving a nation one soul at a time." ongoing.

you are wearing, just that you are here. From the moment you walk in until the moment you leave, Tapestry is committed to delivering a creative, challenging, straight forward, and honest message about the role of biblical principles in your life. Come experience an environment that helps you connect with God and discover his incredible purpose for your life. Join us every Sunday morning 10AM at the Habersham YMCA. Sundays, 10 a.m. tapestrysavannah.com. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. Theology on Tap

Meets on the third Monday, 8:30pm10:30pm. Like the Facebook page: Theology on Tap Downtown Savannah. ongoing. distillerysavannah.com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah

Liberal religious community where people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sundays, 11am. Email, call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-234-0980. admin@ uusavannah.org. uusavannah.org. uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. Unity Church of Savannah

Everyone is welcome. Unity of Savannah is not concerned with where people come from, what they look like, or whom they love â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Unity is just glad that each person is here. Sunday 9:15am meditative service and 11:00am celebratory service show what the New Thought Movement is all about. Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s church 11am service. Unity loves all people, just as they are. Sundays. 912-355-4704. unityofsavannah. org. unityofsavannah.org/. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. SPECIAL SCREENINGS

Film: American Sniper

Chris Kyle was nothing more than a Texan man who wanted to become a cowboy, but in his thirties he found out that maybe his life needed something different, something where he could express his real talent, something that could help America in its fight against terrorism. So he joined the SEALs in order to become a sniper. After marrying, Kyle and the other members of the team are called for their first tour of Iraq. Kyle's struggle isn't with his missions, but about his relationship with the reality of the war and, once returned at home, how he manages to handle it with his urban life, his wife and kids. $7 Thursdays, 7 p.m. and Fridays, 6 & 8:45 p.m.. marstheatre.com. Mars Theatre, 109 S. Laurel Street. Film: Shadows of Liberty

Thursdays. 912-826-0206. maritimebethelatsavannah.org. The Fellowship Assembly of God Church, 5224 Augusta Road.

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If you think you have the skills, the drive, the passion and the determination to produce the kind of newspaper a local community wants, then we need to talk! Due to the upcoming retirement of our present publisher after a 43-year career with our company, we are looking for a talented and enterprising leader to take charge of our weekly newspaper in Effingham County, Georgia, a suburb of Savannah near the Georgia coast. This fast growth community deserves a great printed newspaper and a great community website.