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HOMICIDES 9 2020 Sav/Chatham County Crime Stats through Sunday March 29
Arrest in Pennsylvania Avenue shooting
“Due to efforts by Savannah Police’s Eastside Precinct patrol officers and Aggravated Assault Unit detectives, a quick arrest was made in a shooting on Pennsylvania Avenue,” police reported. At around 9 p.m. March 26, officers responded to the 600 block of Pennsylvania Avenue due to a ShotSpotter notification and located Samuel Barnard, 34, with a gunshot wound. Barnard was trans ported to the hospital in serious condition. “Shortly after, officers received information on a potential suspect and due to quick action, located Kenneth White, 37, who was found to be responsible for the shooting of Barnard. White was charged with aggravated assault, aggravated bat tery and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon,” police say.
SPD warns of COVID-19 scams
Savannah Police’s Financial Crimes Unit says it is “raising awareness about potential COVID-19 scams targeting the community.” “Amid the economic strain stemming from the impacts of COVID-19, phone scams have surfaced that are targeting consumers. According to the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), there have been reports of scam and hoax text message campaigns and scam robocalls offering free home testing kits, promoting bogus cures, selling health insurance and preying on virus-related fears,” police say.
The Financial Crimes Unit offers the following guidance in response to these scams:
Phishing, Texting and Email Scams • Do not click on links from sources you do not know. They may allow scammers to download a virus to your computer, which may allow them to access personal information. • Do not respond to claims of receiving stimulus checks from the government as a stimulus package has not been approved yet. • Ignore emails claiming to be from the Centers for Disease Control and the World Health Organization. You should visit the official websites for these organizations to obtain upto-date information on COVID-19. Robocalls • Hang up on robocalls! • Do not press any numbers as this only opens you up to potentially more robocalls and scammers. Online Order Scams • Ignore offers concerning any vaccinations or home test kits.
Currently, none have been approved by the FDA. • Be aware of who you are purchasing things from such as medical and cleaning supplies. Research the company to try and verify if it is a legitimate company. Charity Fraud • Before you donate, research and verify the charity. Look to charities that are local in your community with an established history. • If you donate, try to avoid using gift cards or wire transfers as this could be a warning sign of a potential scam. If you have been a victim of an online scam, please go to ftc.gov to file a report. You can also file a report by using the SPD Online Police Reporting System at http://savannahpd.org/online-reporting/. CS
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Police in Pinellas County, Florida, responded to the Clearwater Mall late on March 22, where witnesses had reported a woman screaming in a parked car. According to an arrest affidavit, the officers discovered the woman and Robert Janisch, 21, “wrestling with each other” in their birthday suits. The couple told police that after they had intercourse, the woman went to urinate outside the car, using a napkin to wipe herself, which she then accidentally threw on Janisch, prompting an argument. The affidavit stated the argument escalated to the point that Janisch choked his girlfriend, but he contended the marks on her neck occurred earlier at the beach. WFLA reported Janisch was arrested for domestic battery.
Signs of the Apocalypse (As If We Needed More)
Steward Gatt, also known as Stewy the Snake Catcher, was summoned to a yard in Ardeer, Victoria, Australia, in mid-March, where he bagged up a female tiger snake in order to relocate it in the wild. But when Gatt opened the bag a short time later, he discovered the snake had given birth to several offspring -- one of which had two heads. According to United Press International, Gatt took the snakes to Direct Vet Services and had them checked over. The usual one-headed babies were fine, but the two-headed specimen had to be euthanized; “... these animals are not generally viable so it was euthanized on humane grounds,” the clinic posted on its Facebook page. Mom and babies were returned to the wild according to plan.
Oops
Vicar Simon Beach, 61, of St. Budeaux Parish Church in Plymouth, England, was uncomfortable enough as he launched into his first virtual church service on March 22, calling it “surreal.” But as he leaned into the camera to deliver the final portion of his sermon, he looked to his left and calmly deadpanned, “Oh dear, I’ve
just caught fire.” Beach had leaned a bit too close to one of several nearby candles and ignited his sleeve. “I just felt my arm getting a bit hot,” he told Metro News. The flame damaged his sweater and shirt, but did not burn his skin. Beach was teased a bit by fellow vicars, who razzed him for being “on fire for Jesus.” “People have laughed and laughed, really,” Beach said.
Crafting During the Coronavirus Steve Walton of Shotley Bridge, England, took a bad spill in 2018 and, after a series of surgeries, had to have the lower part of his leg amputated in January. He was scheduled to be fitted with a prosthetic leg in mid-March, but his appointment was delayed because of the coronavirus crisis. That was when his wife, Atchari, went to work, making a leg for him using a bucket, fiberglass resin and wood. The first attempt kept falling off (“It was more akin to something Long John Silver would wear,” Walton said), but Ms. Walton refined her project using a moon boot, and it worked. “My wife is very practical. She can turn her hand to anything,” Walton told the BBC. “I am not going to use this regularly, but it will be good for getting around the house for the next three to six months. There are people far worse off than me at the minute.”
Least Competent Criminal
Kenneth Braden, 65, filled his shopping cart at a Nashville-area Kroger store with essentials -- five cases of beer and two packages of toilet paper -- on March 11, then bypassed the checkout lanes, according to court documents. As he attempted to leave the store, he tripped the alarm sensors at the door and the wheels on his cart locked up. After several unsuccessful attempts to move the cart, he fled the store. WZTV reported Metro Police later picked him up and charged him with theft of merchandise and driving on a suspended license.
Lesson Learned
Taiwan has strictly cracked down on its citizens during the COVID-19 pandemic, using GPS on phones to monitor the movement of those in quarantine. One man got a particularly costly lesson when he violated the quarantine to go clubbing, AFP reported. The unnamed man, who was required to self-quarantine for 14 days after returning from Southeast Asia, was charged $1 million Taiwanese (about $33,000 US) after he was found at a Taipei nightclub on March 22. Authorities deemed his night out “malicious,” and the New Taipei mayor, Hou Yu-ih, warned, “I will not be soft-handed.”
Neighbors Helping Neighbors
In Richfield, Wisconsin, neighbors Eric Trzcinski and Trevor Reinke have missed sharing a beer while they are socially isolating. So Trzcinski came up with a novel idea: He’s a car guy, and happened to have a spare exhaust tip that was the perfect size to hold a bottle of beer. Using zip ties, he strapped the tip to a remote control car, then dropped a bottle of Corona (yes, on purpose) into the pipe. He called Reinke, told him to start videotaping, and Reinke caught the little delivery as it zoomed across a busy street and up his driveway, delivering the cold brew into his hands. Trzcinski’s Facebook post featuring the video racked up more than 5 million views, he told FOX6 News on March 24.
Not Funny
Joe Fasula, co-owner of Gerrity’s Supermarket in Hanover Township, Pennsylvania, had “a very challenging day” on March 25. A woman who claimed she had the coronavirus, later identified by police as Margaret Chirko, “came into the store and proceeded to purposely cough on our fresh produce, and a small section of our bakery, meat case and grocery,” he wrote on Facebook. While the staff “did the best they could to get the woman out of the store as fast as possible,” he said, the health department had to help disinfect the store, and the “twisted prank” resulted in the loss of $35,000 worth of food. The Philadelphia Inquirer reports the Luzerne County District Attorney’s Office has charged Chirko with threatening to use weapons of mass destruction and making terroristic threats. It is not known whether the woman has COVID-19. CS
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Eric Britt gets personal on new album Local music veteran unleashes album in these uncertain times
BY SEAN KELLY sean@connectsavannah.com
ERIC BRITT HAS come a long way since his days in Hazel Virtue. The guitarist and songwriter of the alt-rock outfit is mak ing vastly different music nowadays—it’s a world away stylistically, but the emotion and energy remains. He’s a different man, to be sure; parenthood will do that. But his passion for music is intact and has come full circle.
Britt’s new album, Full Circle, is indeed the theme that encompasses the songs. The album will be released this spring but won’t be accompanied by any release concerts, at least for the foreseeable future. He’s releasing several singles in the interim, working on building some buzz digitally during a time when music and art is literally all we have to hang on to. In that way, there’s probably no better time for songs like “Atonement,” the first single being released on April 1.
We caught up with Britt ahead of the release to learn more about the new project.
As a songwriter, who were some of your prominent influences when you started?
When I was in Athens, it was the heyday of REM and the B52’s. They defined pop music then. Bands like XTC, the Pixies, and Radiohead were everything to me. However, what we were putting out sounded more like Nirvana, simple and visceral.
Let’s talk about the album title, and the concept of “full circle” in general. How does it pertain to the collection of songs? Is there a thematic thread on this record that employs this concept?
The concept of “Full Circle” started last summer for me. After years upon years of acoustic music, I got a real itch for loud guitars and had a few qualifying rock songs I wanted to finally do justice by. When I got started with Hazel Virtue in the 90’s, the sound was loud power pop but they called it “alternative rock.” So, the title is really just about going completely back to where I started.
At first I was scratching my head to think about who could help me with the rock songs, and then it occurred to me that my own late 90’s band could get the sound if they were willing. Our original guitarist passed away about 4 years ago, and that brought us back together as people. My old bandmates came into town so we could get back in the studio together. The album features original Hazel drummer Kevin Gray and Steve Pless on bass and vocals. Hazel recorded at Kevin Rose’s excellent Elevated Basement. Kevin Rose is also playing lead guitar on this half.
Hazel’s original producer, Ken Sluiter, caught wind of the project and reached out to me about mixing. I was excited at the possibility. I sent him all the “demos” and he helped me arrange, change keys, add/ cut parts, or whatever was needed before we even went into the studio. So most of the recording was mixed out in L.A. Ken putting that much consideration into the album on the front end surely made it come out nice!
I also had a handful of acoustic songs I’ve written over the last couple years, so I decided to do an album with acoustic songs on side A and rock songs on side B. Yeah, it’s definitely been done before, but I’ve always enjoyed it with bands I admire! I recorded the acoustic songs with a bunch of great local SAV musicians, Eric Daubert on the mandolin, Stan Ray on drums, Michael Ray on keys, Mason Pitts on bass, and Jason Bible on pedal steel and baritone guitars. We recorded with Jason at Silver Buffalo Sound. The acoustic songs all got sent out to Ken in L.A. for the mix as well.
A song like “Atonement” feels very lyrically vulnerable and open. Do you always tend to write lyrics that are as intensely personal? What draws you to the subject matter you choose to write about?
“Atonement” is deeply personal and most of the acoustic material is, that’s just how it’s been coming out for a long while now. Back when we were making a real “go at it” and touring everywhere, writers I admired always told me to write from the heart or nobody would ever relate to it. Some irreversible switch got turned on there.
When I started putting songs together in Athens, I was terrified to make anything personal so I drew from short stories I had written. Hazel’s record Hip is entirely based on short stories. On the rock side of Full Circle, there are a few Hazel songs that didn’t make the cut the first time around, they will finally be exhumed. If it sounds like 90’s Athens, that is where the sound came from. We decided to keep it that way instead of modernizing it.
What are your thoughts on being an artist in the age of COVID-19? How have you been navigating this strange climate?
Being an artist or anybody else in the COVID-19 climate is beyond weird; everything is right now.
Focusing on the positive, I’ve never seen so many musicians come together at once. I’ve finally had a chance to listen to some of my favorite songwriters, locally and everywhere else.
A couple weeks in and I’m already trying to collaborate with several other artists. That part is awesome. This would be a great time for anyone with a home studio to collaborate with others anywhere.
With no monetary incentive, I’m hoping this is a great time for artists of all varieties to be at their very best creatively. I’ve definitely seen the community come together, and we are gonna have to stay together for a long time to come.
For me, I’m also able to do the things I wouldn’t have otherwise had time to do correctly if I was still playing gigs every day. So, when I’m not chasing my girls around, working on this album is what I’m doing to stay busy. CS
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Song After Song: Joseph Kapcin of Heavy Books
BY SEAN KELLY sean@connectsavannah.com
HEAVY BOOKS IS the latest project from Savannah music veteran Joseph Kapcin, and they’re a unique part of a music scene that has been growing and growing in recent years. Formed in 2017, the band combines new wave, grunge, and even some country influences to create something pretty singular sounding.
For our latest feature, Song After Song, we asked Kapcin to pick one song of his own and one song that he loves and break down both. Without further ado, we present the first installment of Song After Song.
Original Song: “New Balance”
What stands out about the writing process?
This song took me a very long time to write, but I finished writing it when my best friend took his own life.
What’s the song about?
The song is about suicide. Whether you believe in god or not how heartbreaking something like that is. How I wish I could have saved them. It isn’t specifically about my friend persay, but about anyone who I’ve lost to suicide or who deals with the thoughts of taking their own life.
Favorite Song: “Waitin’ Around To Die” - Townes Van Zandt When did you first discover this song, and how? I was living in Pennsylvania around 2003 and my roommate who was really into Townes introduced me, because at the time I was starting to get into folk and country for the first time as opposed to the punk and hardcore I grew up listening to. What stands out to you about it? It’s real. It makes you feel something. I feel the pain and sadness behind the words. What’s most interesting to you in terms of production, writing, instrumentation, etc? Lyrically it paints a picture of the darkness of people who feel alone or angry and how they suppress pain and bad luck with booze, bad choices, etc. I feel like the world can harden us and this song depicts that. If you could make one connection between this song and yours? How long did it take to write? It took me a number of years. The chord progressions are intricate and singing over it was what took the most time. Maybe 5 years to write. Sometimes when I write I put things on the back burner, because they can be too painful to write about. What about this song makes it an important one for you personally? Well the fact that I myself have dealt with the struggle of depression. There have been a few times I’ve even tried to take my own life in the past. Generally speaking, who are some of the artists you look to for inspiration as a writer? I really like the way Sharon Van Etten writes and Kurt Vile, but I also really love Townes Van Zandt and Bruce Springsteen as well. As a songwriter, do you tend to have a goal in mind musically that you sit down and work at? Or do you let songs happen organically?
Usually the goal is to tell the truth and bare my soul and write about what I know. I tend to sing in the shower or while riding my bike or driving and I come up with a melody and if I feel inspired enough I grab my guitar and start writing. Just like Townes, I write a lot of love songs. But sometimes you need a heavy one to make people feel something. A lot of my songs tend to be upbeat or dancy and this one is deep, dark and real. Talking about suicide is never easy, but my goal is to let people know they aren’t alone. CS
Matt Collett launches solo project years in the making Longtime Savannah musician emerges with eclectic album
BY SEAN KELLY sean@connectsavannah.com
MATT COLLETT IS best known for his work with The Garage, the studio he coowned in Savannah until recently. He’s also hopped around in tons of bands over the years, primarily as a drummer but on other instruments as well. He’s a veteran musician, but in all of the time he’s been working he’s never properly released any thing under his own name.
“I’ve always been filling in for other people, producing, and doing all that stuff, but during that time I never really found a project that I felt fully represented what I wanted to do,” Collett tells Connect. “These songs on the album are all the ones that I played on acoustic when I’d get home from working on other people’s music.” Some of the music on Flood, Collett’s solo debut, was written a decade ago. Some of it was written very recently. But it’s all music that Collett feels best represents where he is musically.
“I grew up here in Savannah, and I played in church first but at soon as I found the DIY heavy scene, I was stuck,” he says. “That was where I found a home and a community that I loved. It really was the home base for everything, not necessarily just musically. As I got older, I started tak ing gigs that were fun and an opportunity to learn. I wound up getting exposed to a lot of music that I wouldn’t necessar ily have listened to, but because I played it I learned to appreciate things that I wouldn’t have otherwise.”
Collett, who notably spent several years as guitarist and singer for the band Bear Fight, said it took a while to figure out what musical direction to take the project— especially in an age where music can be molded and diverted in almost any direc tion from a production standpoint.
“I had to learn to just let it be whatever it was, and be able to appreciate that and let
Matt Collett preps the release of ‘Flood,’ the veteran musician’s first-ever solo project. PHOTO BY TARYN COLLETT
it work,” he says of the process of writing and producing the songs.
With his musical taste being varied, ranging from Americana to heavier rock and punk, Collett says he was able to find an overarching thread that would ultimately pull the songs together.
“The music that I find myself listening to and wanting to play the most is music that has emotional content as well as an aesthetic or sound that’s representative of that. Epic, full, pretty, ambient but still heavy,” he says.
“When I write an acoustic song, I don’t often picture myself playing it in a quiet room. I picture myself playing it loud as shit at The Jinx, drunk on a Saturday night.”
“Flood,” the title track, is a song that Collett says is the most recently-written one on the album.
“There has been a lot of loss in the community over the last few years, and there’s a shared feeling of loss. And in this time, too, everything is uncertain. We’re in a situation now where we’re being forced to think about that,” he says.
“‘Flood’ is about being present and holding on to the people that you’ve got while you have them. There’s a friend of mine who was in every band I’d been in—we toured all over together. He had a 10-year battle with drugs, and was in and out of jail. He was an amazing person, and me saying that he passed away is a loss isn’t something I own. Everyone that knew him feels that. I wrote that song after he passed away.”
Collett is prepping the album—which was recorded at both The Garage and Low Watt Recording—at a time when people need music more than ever, and it’s appropriate for him as an artist who used these songs to help him get through his own struggles.
“These are the songs that I wrote to get through all the shit that has gone on in my life and the community,” he says. “If I can share them, that’s the goal.” CS
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SEQUINED AND Sequestered calls itself the first, only and hopefully last digital burlesque fest.
Six burlesque performers from across the globe are partnering to bring some glittery fun to your quarantine time and to flex their creativity muscle.
“The question is really just, how do we take some really sour lemons and turn them into lemonade?” asks organizer Mx. Pucks A’Plenty from Seattle, Washington. Savannah Sweet Tease Burleque Revue’s own Rita D’LaVane is one of the organizers, as well as Vixen Valentine from Seattle; Perlita Picante and Solangerie, both from Olympia, Washington; and Freaky Candy from Rimini, Italy.
Between them, they have lots of festival experience, both performing and producing.
The idea came about while all the performers were brainstorming at home. “Vixen Valentine wanted to work on a project with Perlita Picante, and Mx. Pucks A’Plenty messaged Perlita with a piece of an idea,” shares Rita. “Basically they had the same idea, simultaneously. During this time they agreed to add more folks to the production team, and Pucks reached out and asked if I’d like to be part of the production team.”
The idea for Sequined and Sequestered is to encourage burlesque performers to be as creative as they can during a time that’s very uncertain for entertainers. That means performers can’t submit video of an old routine; they have to create a new routine just for submission. Props and costumes have to be something that was already in their house, and the music must be royalty-free.
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working with your friends that inspire you that make music as well.”
“Or people could try to make their own music using what they have at home, so maybe this is an option for you to go over your limits and try something new,” adds Perlita. “I really hope someone would create their own music using the things they have at home.”
Burlesque performers put a lot of time, effort and creativity into their routines, so to see what they can come up with using limited resources should be exciting.
Any performer looking to enter should create, conceive, film and submit their routine by this Sunday, April 5 at midnight. There are no fees to apply, and more information is available on their website. Any burlesque performer can apply to the festival, which should showcase a wide variety of performances from all over. While there’s a deadline in place for entries, there’s no set date for the festival as of yet. That’s because the organizers don’t know how many submissions they’ll receive and that there are just six of them working remotely to put the show together. However, they’ll give an update on April 19 with more information regarding the festival’s progress.
The organizers are performers first and foremost, and this festival is a way for them to come together and find community in a difficult time. “I’m extremely grateful to have the opportunity to work with these amazing humans, not only because they have such extraordinary minds but also the group is a system of emotional support while we’re all trying to get through the pandemic,” says Rita. “We’re getting through this together—that’s what the festival is all about. We met through burlesque, burlesque brought us together, and burlesque is what will get us through this difficult time.” CS
BY BRITTANY CURRY Inkybrittany.com
A FEW weeks ago, I was at the Connect Savannah office having a conversation about the possibility of having my work featured in the newspaper.
Some of you may recognize my work as a Graphic Recorder — I take conversations and ideas from live meetings and events and turn them into engaging, visual, hand-drawn graphics that summarize the key points and takeaways.
It had been on my mind for a while how cool it would be to have a column or some kind of platform on a consistent basis to highlight local stories and people in Savannah who are doing innovative civic and public work in my graphic style.
I’d call it “Magic Makers” since I’d be featuring stories using my magic markers. Jim agreed that Connect would be a good fit for InkyBrittany graphics, and I left that day knowing it would be awhile before we’d really be able to roll this thing out because Connect was entering what is usually their peak busy time of the year in terms of festivals and events going on. On Thursday, March 12, I began hearing from several clients that meetings and events were being cancelled all the way through May due to the outbreak of the coronavirus. When I decided to go full-time with my business as a meeting recorder and facilitator, I hadn’t considered what would happen if all live meetings and public gatherings were to be indefinitely put on hold or prohibited altogether.
The same thing was happening for everyone, including at Connect Savannah, whose content is largely based on events and gatherings and live performances.
On that same day, right as I was tiptoeing into despair about the loss of work and upcoming contracts, I received an email from Melissa Gratias (Ph.D and productivity specialist who I met in 2017 at a community meeting at Bull Street Labs) asking, “Have you ever illustrated a children’s book?”
I smiled because people ask me that a lot. I told her that I usually don’t go into the “illustration lane.” My work synthesizes complex layers of information into a simple visual way to help people understand – and is not about drawing pretty pictures.
But, because of my schedule being all-of-a-sudden very
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clear, I was very open to the idea.
She had a vision for creating a children’s e-book called Captain Corona & the 19 COVID Warriors that would help children understand what’s going on with the global pandemic in plain language, and most importantly, zero in on thanking and honoring all the brave people in our country who are working so hard to help us get through this.
From start to finish, with the help of editors and layout designers in her network, we put the book out in TEN DAYS. Books can take 6 months or even years to develop and produce, but she was committed to getting it out fast (keeping in line with the name of her business, Progress Not Perfection.)
The book is easy to download in PDF form at www. melissagratias.com/ captaincorona. Even though Melissa has made the book available for free, she’s encouraging people who can to donate to the United Way of the Coastal Empire’s COVID-19 Rapid Response Fund.
It might be thought of as a “kid’s book,” but it’s really everyone, and is a tribute to every healthcare worker, teacher, custodian, delivery person, food service and travel industry employee, first responder, and so many more.
For people who are selfemployed or in creative fields, there are no instructions being passed down from our companies and bosses telling us how protocols are going to go from here on out, how to continue to work, and how our paychecks and benefits are going to be affected. There is a good bit of anxiety in that uncertainty.
But if I look at the situation through a different frame, I see that now more than ever, the power of image and the ability to communicate through visuals can bring people together in highly personalized way, as people are working remotely and having to remain distant.
While there are still so many unknown variables, I am offsetting the temptation to worry and be scared by continuing putting out work around the current events and unfolding stories without being asked or hired; collaborating with people who are also trying to create new opportunities out of roadblocks; and going ahead with plans I made months ago as much as possible (as long as they don’t involve meeting in person!).
I’m sure I’m not alone. As Captain Corona says, “We’re all in this together!” CS
Left: Chrissy Rippetoe, co-founder of Abode Studios, is spearheading a mask-making effort with MMB by hand. Above: Nea Hanna appeared on this weekend’s Facebook Live marketplace to sell and talk about her work.
Abode Studios comes up with creative solutions to spring markets
BY RACHAEL FLORA rachael@connectsavannah.com
THE ARRIVAL of spring is a boon for Savannah’s artists and makers.
Warmer weather means the return of outdoor activities, which importantly includes art markets. Fresh off the Christmas surge and the subsequent winter chill, local artists await the arrival of spring to get outside and sell their stuff. This year, of course, is a little different. Held back by social distancing per the CDC’s guidelines, some of Savannah’s makers have come up with creative alternatives to getting their art out there. A clear answer to this problem is an online market.
Abode Studios has compiled Savannah Makers Online, a group of 30 makers that appear on one page to sell their work that ranges from jewelry to illustrations to candles and everything in between. The artists are familiar faces and names at most of the makers’ markets you’ll see around town.
Abode’s Chrissy Rippetoe shares that they had a big spring market in the works before things began to change quickly. “We felt uncomfortable announcing it and not knowing for sure how it would affect the community’s health,” says Rippetoe. “We didn’t want to put any of our artists’ health in hazard, either, so we just didn’t want to bring that into our space not knowing what the dangers were.”
Rippetoe and her co-founder of Abode, Alex Forby, kept an eye out for alternatives. In Rippetoe’s hometown of Orlando, she saw an online market that seemed to be getting good interaction. That inspired her to begin one here in Savannah to salvage everyone’s springtime plans.
“We were getting the feeling that people were getting discouraged really quickly because markets were getting canceled really fast,” remembers Rippetoe. “We wanted to do something that not only lifted spirits but also involved everyone socially.” The social aspect is integral to markets. Not only is it a way for people to just get out of the house and hang out with other people (ah, remember those days?), but talking with potential buyers is the easiest way to sell your work.
“It’s a lot easier to sell an item in person because people can handle the items, you can talk to them, they get a feel for who you are, they can see your entire collection in one glance,” explains Nea Hanna, an artist and maker with Abode.
Over the weekend, Hanna was one of about 20 makers who participated in a Facebook Live event that allowed shoppers to hear from their favorite makers in a 30-minute live video.
“It’s hilarious and full of awkward moments that are okay because we all understand that we’re doing the best we can and this is new to a lot of us,” says Hanna.
Hanna is also part of an Instagram group that acts as a conduit for social media interaction and visibility.
“Each person does a post every single morning, and then we just go through the whole list of each others’ posts and share the love, comment and like,” says Hanna, “so we make sure that we’re driving visibility for everybody. There’s been people that have been reaching out to do collaborations that otherwise you would never think of.”
One such collaboration happened with Rippetoe and one of her makers, Melissa Montford Beauchamp of MMB by hand. Beauchamp is a seamstress who usually makes wallets and purses, but she recently redirected her focus.
“She had some medical friends and friends in hospitals and doctor’s offices asking, ‘Hey, can you do masks for us please?’” shares Rippetoe. “Then I was sharing about the market and community members were asking, ‘Do you have masks?’ So I started sharing her information and it steamrolled from there.”
Currently, Abode has 11 seamstresses creating masks and isolation gowns to distribute to any medical facilities that may need them. Rippetoe shares that medical professionals in need of supplies can email hello@abodesavannah.com with their requests, and people willing to help monetarily can make a donation to their GoFundMe, which can be found on their Facebook page.
It’s inspiring to watch artists come together and do good things, even in the face of a global pandemic that seems neverending. It’s equally inspiring to see the creativity flowing out of our already-creative community.
For Rippetoe, the idea of bringing everyone together in one digital space fosters that creative community even more.
“We wanted to do something that crossconnected everyone’s audiences,” says Rippetoe. “We’re all sharing it, so my audience is going to see everyone else’s things and then shop something they’ve never seen before. Some people are running sales, a lot of people are doing free shipping or local pickups—a lot of people are taking a really creative way at trying to make their small business work and rolling with the punches in a very strange time.”
Hanna thinks that there’s room for these new ways of connecting to carry over to our daily lives.
“I think it’s really opened our eyes to how much more we can be doing online and digitally, and with people that maybe have travel restrictions or are homebound in general,” says Hanna. “It really opens it up and makes it available to everybody, and I hope that we don’t forget that when things get back to some sort of physical normalcy. I hope that we don’t forget the value in driving online community.” CS To visit the Savannah Makers Online market and to learn more about Abode Studios, visit abodesavannah.com. 17 CO NNE CT SA VA NN AH | AP R 1 - 7, 20 20
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Joanna Angell QUESTIONS WITH
BY RACHAEL FLORA rachael@connectsavannah.com
JOANNA ANGELL IS an artist of many media, and her love of experimentation is clear through her work.
Angell teaches at University of South Carolina Beaufort, is a member of the Savannah Clay Community, and recently had a solo exhibition of work up at Savannah State University.
“Touched” was a retrospective of Angell’s career, starting from her grad school days up through today. The work shows how talented and versatile an artist Angell really is: etchings and printmaking were on display with ceramic pieces and a new conceptual venture.
Angell is based in Savannah and plans on exhibiting again as soon it’s safe to do so.
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1. Tell me about “Touched.”
It was a little retrospective of a lot of work. I work in physical art, not digital art. “Touched” was a piece I made in response to a fellow who thought that the future of art would be all digital. My response was that I like things that are touched, I enjoy the physical, so that’s what that was about. I still feel like it’s an important concept. It’s also a word that can be interpreted several different ways, so if for you it’s about the Me Too movement, that’s fine with me. I was an undergrad English major, and there is some writing you’ll find [in the pieces]. It could be pretty much indirectly tied to Me Too, to women who need to tell the stories. 2. Do you find ties between your earlier and more current work?
me, look at me,” when it’s really a chance for me to do some assessment, looking for connections. That’s a language I developed in grad school: I place myself in here and tell my story about where I am.
The reception [of “Touched”] was awesome. There were a lot of Savannah State students who had amazing questions for me, and they helped me think about my work a little bit more. 3. What inspires you in your work?
At the Columbus Museum of Art, I saw some of Anselm Kiefer’s work—he in the 80s was a really big influence. But he piles on paint, and it’s totally different. What I’m doing is I’m taking a roof from a dream I had, and taking my prayer cloth, and a gate from a photography of my grandmother when she was a child.
I’m inspired by dreams, things I see, the figures. I did a lot of empty dresses for a while. They prayer cloth took the place of the dress, and then the bodies started happening. Recently I’ve added the figure.
I keep a journal, one in my room by my bed because that’s when dreams are the most likely to be remembered. I also keep one in my studio that’s kind of an artist journal, so I write little things on slips of paper when people are talking to me and I bring them home and put them into one journal or the other. I take good notes.
4. What’s your artistic background like?
My mother was an artist, and I was basically raised in her studio. From the time I could probably speak or walk, I made art. My mom was a painter, but she dabbled in so many things. She never found a material she didn’t like. She made jewelry; her ceramic kiln was the first kiln I had when I left graduate school and didn’t have that many supplies. She was a printmaker, a ceramicist, generally an artist, but she made her living as a commercial artist. I remember walking alongside her down on Broughton Street when she’d deliver artwork by hand to the stores before the age of computers.
Just growing up, being given the opportunity to explore any material I was interested in, that’s a freedom that I wish any child could have.
I grew up in Savannah and I never thought I’d be back. I got into Drew Univer sity in New Jersey; it was my undergraduate college. I grew up going to New York every summer to visit my grandfather, and I really wanted to be close to the pulse of the world, Manhattan. I went to school in New Jersey to be close to Manhattan for a while, then ended up back at the University of Georgia for grad school, and I found my way back to Savannah. 5. How do you balance your personal practice with your work teaching?
I’m inspired by young artists, I’ll just say, and teaching has been really beneficial in that regard. Also having a community of other people who teach is fabulous. Sometimes, when I’m doing demonstrations, I’ll try something new just for fun and of course that can inform my work or practice. I do a lot of demoing, so a lot of the experimentation happens then.
It’s hard to balance, but I think it’s necessary. I think my students respect that I’m a practicing artist. I had my own studio practice before I started teaching, and I made my living that way. My understanding that that’s a possibility, I think is also really good for young artists to know. CS
Local Farmbag: Fresh produce, direct to you
BY JIM MOREKIS jim@connectsavannah.com
LOCAL FARMBAG has been a successful business delivering fresh, locally-sourced produce, meat, and dairy to area homes for a decade.
But they’ve never experienced demand anything like this before.
“Our demand for eggs has quintupled. We have straight doubled the amount of our deliveries. We’re trying to catch up,” co-owner Erik Lyons tells us during a brief moment of downtime.
While Lyons of course acknowledges the serious and tragic nature of the pandemic that led to this increased demand for nocontact home delivery, he says it’s not like they were waiting around for something bad to happen.
“We’ve been doing this for ten years — we’re not exactly new to this,” he says.
Local Farmbag works like this: You go to their website, fill out a form to join, see what is on offer that week — maybe making a few add-ons such as bacon or coffee — pay for your order, and they bring it to you on the set delivery day for the week.
One of their vans comes to your home, and the driver leaves the Farmbag order on your porch.
That’s it. No contact, nothing changes hands.
Farmbags range from the $19 “Mini Bag” — four items, farmer’s choice — up to the $52 Large Bag, with a whopping 25 pounds of produce.
That’s a lot of produce, folks. But these days, what people want most are eggs — which means Local Farmbag has had to dig extra deep into its list of area providers to meet demand.
“Meat is in high demand, but we’ve got plenty of meat. Eggs are harder to find,” Lyons says.
The fresh meat supply is generally from local farms Hunter Cattle and Savannah River Farms, which Local Farmbag has a long relationship with.
A particularly interesting partner is Green Spork.
“They bake that special gluten-free bread,” Lyons says. “She can’t make it fast enough.”
Other key partners include Thrive Cafe, PERC Coffee, Greenbridge Farms, and Southern Swiss Dairy, among many other regional farms.
Lyons says a recent initiative to offer half-off Farmbags to local healthcare workers has been a massive success.
“We’re offering 50 percent off all healthcare workers through April and that’s been huge. We’ve gotten so many nurses and doctors who signed up almost right away,” Lyons says.
There’s a plan in the works to perhaps offer something similar to service workers. All new customers who sign up through April will get 15 percent off, he says.
Local Farmbag began in December 2009, when the farmer’s market at Trustees’ Garden went on hiatus, and “we felt the need to continue connecting customers with our local farmers, but in a year round, more convenient way,” their website says.
As you’d expect, Local Farmbag has indeed needed to hire more staff to keep up with all the new demand. They were able to pick up some laid-off local service workers “right away,” Lyons says, “so I think we’re OK on staff right now.”
At this point, Lyons is unsure if they will need another delivery vehicle to meet increased demand, or will just add an extra delivery day to the weekly schedule.
While Local Farmbag’s business model didn’t need much tweaking to conform to social distance protocol, they did change a couple of things.
“We aren’t delivering to businesses anymore, and we don’t accept cash or checks anymore,” Lyons says. “We moved everything to cards.” CS
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Downtown Fox & Fig Café Takeout/delivery/curbside. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. daily. Coffee Fox daily 9 a.m.-3 p.m. takeout Diplomat Luncheonette Takeout/delivery Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Rancho Alegre Takeout only Fire Street Food Takeout only, 11am-3pm & 4:30pm-9pm Vinnie Van Go-Go’s Takeout 4-10:30 p.m., Mon-Thurs 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Fri-Sat Noon-10:30 p.m. Sun Wild Wing Tue-Sat 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Stoner’s Pizza (Boundary St.) 11 a.m.-10 p.m. takeout and delivery Green Fire Pizza Zero-contact takeout and delivery Cup to Cup Cafe Takeout, Mon.-Sat. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. Screamin’ Mimi’s Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. PS Tavern Takeout, delivery 1-11 p.m. B&D Burgers Congress Street noon-8 p.m. Online ordering at https://bdburgers.net/ pickup-locations/ with curbside delivery 912-339-8187 Mellow Mushroom Normal hours for carryout Cafe M Takeout and curbside Jalapeno’s Mexican Grill (downtown) All locations normal hours, but only taking to-go and delivery orders. Order online at their website, https://www.jalapenosinc. com/ Clary’s Cafe Takeout/curbside Zunzi’s Online ordering for takeout at https:// www.zunzis.com/online-ordering/ Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Patio has been closed. CO NNE CT SA VA NN AH | AP R 1 - 7, 20 20 20 CO NNE CT SA VA NN AH | AP R 1 - 7, 20 20 20
Blue Door Service at take-out window only Cup to Cup Cafe 7 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon.-Sat. takeout, on SAVtakeOut app for delivery South of Forsyth Cotton & Rye 5-10 p.m., takeout Betty Bomber’s Takeout/delivery Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Bull Street Taco Open for grab & go from noon-8 p.m. They say every Taco Box order gets a free roll of toilet paper. Order online and they will bring it to you curbside when you call. www.bullstreettaco.com Brighter Day Natural Foods Market Pickup at 1102 Bull St. Email your order and cellphone number to brighterdaytogo@gmail.com. You’ll get a text with further info. 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Henny Penny Art Space and Cafe 8 a.m.-3 p.m. daily, takeout/delivery Betty Bomber’s Curbside pickup and delivery, close at 9 p.m. Sentient Bean Open 8 a.m.-7 p.m. call ahead at 912/232- 4447 for front door pick up. $5 minimum. Starland/Thomas Square Squirrel’s Pizza Takeout/Delivery Noon-9 p.m. Tue.-Sun., 5-9 p.m. Monday The Vault Takeout only, 5-9 p.m. Green Truck Pub 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Mon.-Sat. Takeout only Fork & Dagger Takeout/delivery 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Pizzeria Vittoria Napoletana Takeout only Big Bon Bodega Takeout, delivery 787 By Chazito’s Curbside pick up and in-house delivery to Starland and Ardsley Park area Open 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Midtown Whole Foods Market Savannah General public hours: 8 am – 8 pm Seniors invited to shop one hour before the store opens to general public Ben’s Neighborhood Grill & Tap Takeout/delivery 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Mon.-Sat. The 5 Spot Habersham Village In addition to Curbside To-Go and no-contact home deliveries through GrubHub and DoorDash, they offer Family To-Go Meals. Visit http://bit.ly/5spotmidtown or call 912-777-3021. Hours 11 a.m.-8 p.m. M-F, Sat-Sun 8 a.m.-8 p.m. Latin Chicks 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Mon.-Sat., Takeout, drivethru window Kayak Kafe Midtown location only Daily 11 a.m.- 7 p.m., eatkayak.com Curbside and takeout, free delivery Pitcher’s Takeout/delivery daily 11:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Barnes Restaurant Pick-up available Savannah Pizza Company Takeout and delivery only Southside Tailgate Sports Bar & Grill Takeout/delivery 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. Stoner’s Pizza (Georgetown and Eisenhower) 11 a.m.-10 p.m. takeout and delivery Houlihan’s noon-8 p.m. daily Bowtie Barbecue Curbside pick up and online ordering, daily noon-7 p.m. Designated pickup spots, call (912) 354 7810 to let them know you’re there. The Draft Room at Berwick 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Takeout and Drive-thru B&D Burgers noon-8 p.m. Online ordering at https://bdburgers.net/ pickup-locations/ with curbside delivery. Southside – 11108 Abercorn St. (912-785-3064) Carey Hilliard’s Normal hours, 11 a.m.-midnight, until 1 a.m. Fri-Sat. Curbside service Dine-In your Car: They hang a tray on your window, and bring the food out on plates. careyhilliards.com. Olive Garden (Southside) Takeout, delivery 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Longhorn Steakhouse (Southside) Takeout, delivery 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Jalapeno’s Mexican Grill (Southside) All locations normal hours, but only taking to-go and delivery orders. Order online at their website, https://www.jalapenosinc. com/ Hirano’s Southside Normal hours, call-in and pick-up service only, sushi bar temporarily closed Coach’s Corner Takeout and curb service 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Troy Mediterranean Cuisine Curbside takeout, daily 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Glo’s Coffee Corner 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Meet at front door to pick up Southside Shellfish 12-7pm Tuesday - Thursday 12-8pm Friday - Saturday Foxy Loxy Cafe Takeout/delivery Mon.-Sat. 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Sunday cafe 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Savannah Taphouse Takeout, Uber Eats 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Bella Napoli Mondays and Wed.-Fri. 4:30-9:30 p.m. Sat.-Sun. noon-9:30 p.m. Flock to the Wok Takeout/delivery Flying Monk Noodle Bar 11 a.m.-3 p.m. & 4:30-9 p.m., takeout only Parker’s Kitchen All locations open, most open 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Takeout, delivery available The Ordinary Pub Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Sun. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. limited menu, curbside pick-up available Molly McPherson’s (Downtown) All locations open regular hours for takeout Roly Poly takeout Monday – Saturday, 11a.m. – 4p.m. J. Christopher’s Takeout, UberEats daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. Maple Street Biscuit Company Mon.-Sat. 7 a.m.-2 p.m. Takeout, UberEats Jimmy John’s Takeout, bike delivery Daily 11 a.m.-6 p.m. The District Cafe & Eatery Takeout, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Wicked Cakes Storefront closed, available for pick-up orders, email wickedcakesofsavannah@ gmail.com to order McDonough’s Lounge Normal hours for takeout Pie Society Free delivery
Ashford Tea Company 406 E. Oglethorpe Ave Savannah www.ashfordtea.co Email your order and cell phone to cs@ ashfordtea.co Tue- Sat 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Pooler B&D Burgers noon-8 p.m. Online ordering at https://bdburgers.net/ pickup-locations/ with curbside delivery. Pooler Parkway – 238-G Pooler Parkway (912-785-3067) Cheddar’s Scratch Kitchen (Pooler) Takeout, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Olive Garden (Pooler) Takeout, delivery 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Longhorn Steakhouse (Pooler) Takeout, delivery 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Terra Mia Takeout Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Mellow Mushroom Normal hours for carryout Jalapeno’s Mexican Grill (Pooler) All locations normal hours, but only taking to-go and delivery orders. Order online at their website, https://www.jalapenosinc. com/ Molly McPherson’s (Pooler) All locations open regular hours for takeout
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY BY ROB BREZSNY beautyandtruth@freewillastrology.com
ARIES (March 21-April 19) “If all the world’s a stage, where the hell is the teleprompter,” asks aphorist Sami Feiring. In my astrological opinion, you Aries are the least likely of all the signs to identify with that perspective. While everyone else might wish they could be better prepared for the nonstop improvisational tests of everyday life, most of you tend to prefer what I call the “naked spontaneity” approach. If you were indeed given the chance to use a teleprompter, you’d probably ignore it. Everything I just said is especially and intensely true for you right now.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) When Nobel Prize-winning Norwegian author Knut Hamsun was 25 years old, a doctor told him that the tuberculosis he had contracted would kill him within three months. But in fact, Hamsun lived 67 more years, till the age of 92. I suspect there’s an equally erroneous prophecy or unwarranted expectation impacting your life right now. A certain process or phenomenon that seems to be nearing an end may in fact reinvent or resurrect itself, going on to last for quite some time. I suggest you clear away any misapprehensions you or others might have about it.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) I invite you to remember what you were thinking and feeling around your birthday in 2019. Were there specific goals you hoped to accomplish between then and your birthday in 2020? Were there bad old habits you aimed to dissolve and good new habits you proposed to instigate? Was there a lingering wound you aspired to heal or a debilitating memory you longed to conquer? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to take inventory of your progress in projects like those. And if you find that you have achieved less than you had hoped, I trust you will dedicate yourself to playing catch-up in the weeks between now and your birthday. You may be amazed at how much ground you can cover.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) I can’t swim. Why? There was a good reason when I was a kid: I’m allergic to chlorine, and my mom wouldn’t let me take swimming lessons at the local chlorinetreated pool. Since then, the failure to learn is inexcusable, and I’m embarrassed about it. Is there an equivalent phenomenon in your life, my fellow Cancerian? The coming weeks might be an excellent time to meditate on how to correct the problem. Now excuse me while I head out to my solo self-administered swim lesson at Bass Lake, buoyed by the instructions I got from a Youtube video.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Is William Shakespeare the greatest author who ever lived? French philosopher Voltaire didn’t think so, calling him “an amiable barbarian.” Russian superstar author Leo Tolstoy claimed The Bard had “a complete absence of aesthetic feeling.” England’s first Poet Laureate John Dryden called Shakespeare’s language “scarcely intelligible.” T. E. Lawrence, a.k.a Lawrence of Arabia, declared The Bard had a second-rate mind. Lord Byron said, “Shakespeare’s name stands too absurdly high and will go down.” His contemporary, the poet and playwright Ben Johnson, asserted that he “never had six lines together without a fault.” I offer these cheeky views to encourage you Leos to enjoy your own idol-toppling and authority-questioning activities in the coming weeks. You have license to be an irrepressible iconoclast.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Virgo-born Jack Ma is China’s richest person and one of the world’s most powerful businessmen. He co-founded Alibaba, the Chinese version of Amazon.com. He likes his employees to work hard, but also thinks they should cultivate a healthy balance between work and life. In his opinion, they should have sex six times a week, or 312 times a year. Some observers have suggested that’s too much—especially if you labor 12 hours a day, six days a week, as Jack Ma prefers—but it may not be excessive for you Virgos. The coming months could be a very erotic time. But please practice safe sex in every way imaginable.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) How hard are you willing to work on your most important relationships? How might your life change for the better if you gave them your most potent resourcefulness and panache? The next eight weeks will be a favorable time for you to attend to these matters, Libra. During this fertile time, you will have unprecedented power to reinvigorate togetherness with imaginative innovations. I propose you undertake the following task: Treat your intimate alliances as creative art projects that warrant your supreme ingenuity.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) “I make mistakes,” confessed author Jean Kerr. “I’ll be the second to admit it.” She was making a joke, contrasting her tepid sense of responsibility with the humbler and more common version of the idiom, which is “I make mistakes; I’ll be the first to admit it.” In the coming weeks, I’ll be fine if you merely match her mild level of apology—just as long as you do indeed acknowledge some culpability in what has gone amiss or awry or off-kilter. One way or another, you need to be involved in atonement and correction—for your own sake.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) If you have been thinking of adopting a child or getting pregnant with a new child, the coming weeks will be a favorable time to enter a new phase of rumination about that possibility. If you’ve been dreaming off and on about a big project that could activate your dormant creative powers and captivate your imagination for a long time to come, now would be a perfect moment to get more practical about it. If you have fantasized about finding a new role that would allow you to express even more of your beauty and intelligence, you have arrived at a fertile phase to move to the next stage of that fantasy.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) I suggest you make room in your life for a time of sacred rejuvenation. Here are activities you might try: Recall your favorite events of the past. Reconnect with your roots. Research your genetic heritage. Send prayers to your ancestors, and ask them to converse with you in your dreams. Have fun feeling what it must have been like when you were in your mother’s womb. Get a phone consultation with a past life regression therapist who can help you recover scenes from your previous incarnations. Feel reverence and gratitude for traditions that are still meaningful to you. Reaffirm your core values—the principles that serve as your lodestar. And here’s the number one task I recommend: Find a place of refuge in your imagination and memories; use your power of visualization to create an inner sanctuary.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Are we just being poetic and fanciful when we say that wonder is a survival skill? Not according to the editors who assembled the collection of essays gathered in a book called *Wonder and Other Survival Skills*. They propose that a capacity to feel awe and reverence can help us to be vital and vigorous; that an appreciation for marvelous things makes us smart and resilient; that it’s in our selfish interests to develop a humble longing for sublime beauty and an attraction to sacred experiences. The coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to dive deep into these healing pleasures, dear Aquarius.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) For decades, the city of Sacramento, California suffered from severe floods when the Sacramento and American Rivers overflowed their banks. Residents authorized a series of measures to prevent these disasters, culminating in the construction of a 59,000-acre floodplain that solved the problem. According to my analysis, the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to plan an equally systematic transformation. It could address a big ongoing problem like Sacramento’s floods, or it could be a strategy for reorganizing and recreating your life so as to gloriously serve your long-term dreams.
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Tybee Island Salt Island Fish and Beer Regular hours takeout, call ahead to request curbside Tybee Island Bakery featuring Cafe Miss Korea Takeout Sundae Cafe Takeout only, lunch noon-3 p.m., dinner 4-8 p.m. The Crab Shack Takeout, curb service, frozen ready-tocook meal kits Lighthouse Pizza has online ordering for delivery and pickup. noon to 10 p.m. Bernie’s Oyster House, Tybee Online ordering for delivery and pickup. Noon-10 p.m.
Wilmington Island Lili’s Takeout/delivery Lunch 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m., dinner 5-10 p.m. Island Daiquiri on Wilmington Island Normal hours for dine-in and carryout. Current Kitchen & Cocktails Takeout/delivery
Sandfly Auspicious Baking Co. Sandfly location - 7360 Skidaway Rd. open Friday, Sunday, Tuesday 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Rocky’s of Savannah NY Deli & Italian Catering Takeout/delivery Mon.-Sat. 7 a.m.-2 p.m. Norwood Tavern Takeout 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Jalapeno’s Mexican Grill (Sandfly) All locations normal hours, but only taking to-go and delivery orders. Order online at their website, https://www.jalapenosinc. com/ Tequila’s Town Sandfly location only; open for takeout
Thunderbolt Chiriya’s Takeout until 9 p.m.
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