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Failed state of the art The state legislature has plans to possibly terminate and de–fund the Georgia Council for the Arts. “Zero it out,” in legislative parlance. This would leave Georgia as the only state in the union without an arts agency. That would no doubt be a point of pride for some ideologues, but for the rest of us who live in the real world it’s a potentially staggering blow. There’s a compounding effect as well. Without a state arts agency — i.e., a body with the mission to provide arts access for all citizens — a state is ineligible for grants from the National Endowment for the Arts which can run into millions of dollars. It’s only the arts, you say. Who cares? I’ll spare you the lecture about how the arts enrich society and quality of life and create smarter, more well–rounded citizens. All that’s certainly true, but these days that and two bucks gets you a small cup of coffee.

Instead I’ll go to a more basic level: If this cut happens, people you know will lose jobs. Maybe you will lose your job. And when jobs go away, guess what else goes away? Yep, tax revenue! So the downward spiral continues. If you’re of a mind that you don’t want any tax money to ever go to the arts — and I’ll no doubt be getting some e–mails along those lines, probably being typed as you read this — let me lay it out in the simplest terms: The arts create jobs, and therefore economic growth. Plus, jobs in the arts don’t hurt the

environment, they cannot be outsourced to foreign nations, and they require little start–up or capital cost compared to other sectors. Education, of course, is another vital area being ravaged by similarly short-sighted behavior by the legislative majority — all in the name of a supposedly tight budget which still seems to have lots of room for tax breaks for politically powerful groups. Read more in local educator Jack Simmons’ column below. But fair warning: Keep your high blood pressure medicine handy. For information about the huge dollar amounts left on the table because of outmoded sales tax collection, also be sure to read Patrick Rodgers’ piece in this issue. Too bad there’s not some kind of mechanism for addressing this, some type of periodic opportunity to change leaders, maybe by making a choice or casting a vote of some kind... oh, well, a man can dream, eh? cs

Is Geor9 politics: gia losing lots

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Legislature fails public education — again Facing a massive state revenue shortfall, the Georgia legislature’s response has been predictable: cut funding to public education. The proposed budget cuts to the public K–12 and public university system of Georgia would have a staggering impact: 17 percent of the budget for higher education ($300 million) and similar cuts from K–12 education that would ultimately cost Chatham Country about $37 million. Why predictable? Because the same Georgia legislature voted in 2008 to send $50 million in state revenues to private K–12 schools and private companies through something called the Tuition Tax Credit. That alone seems a pretty fair demonstration of their non–commitment to public education. And in case you aren’t convinced, the state legislature voted on April 14 to eliminate state income taxes for seniors and reduce state property taxes, the same day students at Armstrong Atlantic State University protested proposed cuts. According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution, the senior citizen income tax cut would cost the state about $380 million, more than enough to

cover the $300 million cut to higher education throughout the state. But let’s talk about the Tuition Tax Credit, because this law is already on the books. How does it redirect funding from public to private schools? Individuals may to divert up to $1000 of their state tax funds to a private Student Scholarship Organization. This organization must then donate 90 percent of the donation to a qualified private school in Georgia. Couples filing jointly may divert up to $2500 of their state tax funds to the Student Scholarship Organizations. Corporations may redirect up to 75 percent of state tax. A company that pays $25,000 in state taxes this year could send up to $18,750 of that money to a Student Scholarship Organization, which would keep 10 percent and pass the other 90 percent along to private schools designated by the corporation. As added incentive, corporations and individuals can use this donation to gain an additional federal deduction. It is a win/win for corporations, private Student Scholarship Organizations, and private schools. It is a lose/lose for Georgia and her public schools. The Tuition Tax Credit law costs Georgia up to $50 million every year in revenue that

could otherwise go to public education. Legislators drunk on the wealth of the bubble economy created this subsidy for special interests (private schools) without anticipating that in hard times these subsidies would strangle the state budget. But those who advocated such a law two years ago cannot now admit that it was a boondoggle without getting egg on their face. Nonetheless, repealing the Tuition Tax Credit law of 2008 would instantly infuse up to $50 million into the budget, money that would go a long way to averting the crisis facing the state’s public schools. Given that the state already has a significant investment in the infrastructure of the public school and university system, common sense demands that the legislature should direct funds to support that investment, and only afterwards support to private schools. A failure to fund the public education system will have a dramatic affect on our future economic recovery, and cost us far more in the long run if the citizens should ever decide to vote into office legislators who wish to rebuild the public institutions — institutions that look to be profoundly wounded by the proposed budget cuts. cs Jack Simmons is a local educator. To comment, e-mail us at letters@connectsavannah.com

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Philharmonic Fundraiser

Annual Orchid Show

Wednesday

Saturday

What: The 28th annual

What: Cocktail reception

and performance by the Philharmonic. Silent auction and raffle. Proceeds benefit the Philharmonic. When: April 21, 5-8 p.m. Where: First City Club, 32 Bull St. Cost: $25 (incl. 2 drink tickets)

SUAFilm

What: Showcase of local

and regional filmmakers. Part of the Savannah Urban Arts Festival. When: Wed. April 21, 6 p.m. Where: Indigo Arts Center, 703D Louisville Rd. Cost: Donations accepted Info: http://www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com/

Film: Teenage Strangler (USA, 1964) What: Zero-budget, pseu-

do-horror schlock fest. The film made a famous appearance on MST3K. Presented by Psychotronic Film Society. When: Wed. April 21, 8 p.m. Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $5

An outstanding example of the kind of work at the Sidewalk Arts Festival thempc.org When: April 22, 6-7:30 p.m. Where: MPC Medosa Hearing Room, 112 E. State St.,

Film: Back to the Future

What: The classic about a

time traveling Delorean, starring Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd. A kickoff for the Sidewalk Arts Festival weekend. When: Thu. April 22, 8 p.m. Where: Forsyth Park Cost: Free

SUAF Launch Party

What: A showcase of local

and regional music, dance and poetry. Part of the Savannah Urban Arts Festival. When: Thu. April 22, 9 p.m. Where: American Legion Ballroom, 1810 Bull St. , Cost: Free

Bike and Pedestrian Traffic Meeting

Fine Arts on the River

Thursday

What: The Metropolitan

Planning Commission is inviting public input on bicycle and pedestrian issues. For more info, contact Ms. Jane Love at 912-651-1443 or at lovej@

Events marked with this symbol are things we think are especially cool and unique.

Friday

What: A selection of local,

regional and national artists and artisans line Rousakis Plaza. Live music from the Lipbone Herring, The Showmen and more. When: Fri. April 23, Sat. April 24 Where: River Street

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GHS Annual Book Sale What: Georgia Historical

Society raises money for its library and archives. When: Fri. April 23, 10 a.m.5 p.m., Sat. April 24, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Where: Georgia Historical Society , 501 Whitaker St. Cost: Free & open to public

Tour of Hidden Gardens

What: The Garden Club of

Savannah hosts this tour of eight walled gardens. Afternoon tea will also be served. When: Fri. April 23, 10 a.m.4 p.m., Sat. April 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $45/person Info: 912-961-4805. http:// www.gcofsavnogstour.org/

SUAF: Music Art Skate Session

What: Skateboard demos, DJs, and live painting from local artists Troy Wandzel, Matt Hebermehl and more. Part of the Savannah Urban Arts Festival. When: Fri. April 23, 5:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m. Where: Woody’s Skate Park, 218 Windsor Rd. Cost: Free

HOLA Scholarship Gala

What: AASU’s Hispanic

Outreach and Leadership group hosts this fundraising event featuring live music and hors d’ouevres. When: April 23, 7:30 p.m. Where: Armstrong Center, 13040 Abercorn St. Cost: $35/adv. $40/door Info: 912-344-2652. http:// hola.armstrong.edu/

Film: Up

What: A screening of the

Academy Award winning animated film about a whimsical journey of a boy who attaches thousands of balloons to his house. Part of the Sidewalk Arts Festival weekend. When: Fri. April 23, 8 p.m. Where: Forsyth Park Cost: Free

SUAF: Battle Night

What: Live music show-

case, outdoor video game tournament and the King of the Beats producer battle and more. Part of the Savannah Urban Arts Festival. When: Fri. April 23, 9 p.m. Where: Indigo Arts Center, 703D Louisville Rd. Cost: Donations Info: http://www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com/

orchid show hosted by the Deep South Orchid Society. Exhibits, vendors, competitions and hundreds of species of orchids. When: Sat. April 24, Sun. April 25 Where: Savannah Mall, Center Court Cost: Free & open to public

Birding with Diana

What: Join Diana Churchill

for a trip through the Wassaw Island National Wildlife Refuge. Reservations required. When: April 24, 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Where: Wilderness Southeast Cost: $50, includes boat trip and use of binoculars Info: www.wildernesssoutheast.org/

Dogs on the Beach Day at Fort Pulaski What: Dog lovers and their

of this week’s music go to: soundboard.

What: Fresh produce,

plants and other goodies from local farmers and businesses. When: Sat. April 24, 9 a.m.1 p.m. Where: Forsyth Park

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furry friends still can’t go to the beach on Tybee, but for one day only, catch some sun and fun at the Fort. Dogs must be leashed. When: Sat. April 24, 9 a.m.2 p.m. Where: Fort Pulaski National Monument Cost: $3/car

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The Making of Fashion Week

Mallis, who is widely credited with founding NYC’s Fashion Week, gives a talk about her experiences shaping the fashion industry. April 26, 3:30pm in the SCAD Student Center. 120 Montgomery St. Part of SCAD Style Week. Cost: Free

What: Fundraiser for the

Tybee Island Sea Turtle Project. After the trot, the Georgia Sea Turtle Center releases a sea turtle back into the ocean. When: Sat. April 24, signin 7:30 a.m, run 8:30 a.m. Where: Tybee Marine Science Center Cost: $25

Giant Yard Sale

SUAF: Block Party

What: Celebrate local and

regional artists with a full day of live music, food, fun and visual arts. Part of the Savannah Urban Arts Festival. When: April 24, noon-5 p.m. Where: Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum, 460 MLK Jr. Blvd. Cost: Donations

What: Peruse a variety of

SUAF: Art Beats + Lyrics

Chatham County Health Fair

ing urban art showcase in the Southeast, including live music, visual arts, dance and more. When: April 24, 7-11 p.m. Where: Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum, 460 MLK Jr. Blvd. Cost: Free

second hand treasures. When: Sat. April 24, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Where: St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 1802 Abercorn St. Cost: cash and carry

What: Free health

screenings, exhibits, entertainment and more. When: April 24, 10 a.m. Where: Southwest Chatham Library Branch, 14097 Abercorn St. Cost: Free

What: The largest travel-

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What: A showcase of

Lecture: O’Connor and the Savannah Writer

Polk’s Saturday Market

Moth founder George Dawes Green. When: April 25, 3 p.m. Where: Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Cost: Free Info: www.flanneryoconnorhome.org

Gordonston Art Fair local and regional artists and fine crafts. When: Sat. April 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Where: Gordonston Park, Edgewood and Skidaway Cost: Free

What: Featuring a variety

of arts, crafts and specialty foods vendors. When: Sat. April 24, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Where: Polk’s Market, 530 E. Liberty St.

Stand Up for America Day What: Port Wentworth

honors America’s service men and women with a parade, music, arts, food, rides and fireworks. When: April 24, 10 a.m. Where: Port Wentworth Cost: Free

Sidewalk Arts Fest What: SCAD hosts its

annual event tranforming chalk into fine art. When: April 24, 11 a.m. Where: Forsyth Park Cost: Free

What: Lecture by The

Savannah Children’s Choir Spring Concert What: The SCC performs

an hour-long program featuring American folk songs, spirituals, art songs and other work. When: April 25, 3 p.m. Where: Richmond Hill United Methodist Church, Richmond Hill Cost: Free

Spring Concert

What: Christ Church

presents a performance from church choirs. When: April 25, 3 p.m. Where: Christ Church, 28 Bull St. Cost: Free

Dinner in the Strawberry Patch

What: Benefit for Bamboo Farm featuring traditional fare like fried chicken and black-eyed peas with strawberry shortcake. Call for reser-

vations. When: April 25, 5 p.m. Where: Bamboo Farm and Coastal Gardens Cost: $20 donation

Rite of Swing

What: Coastal Jazz

Association presents its annual tribute to Duke Ellington. Featuring guest performer Longineu Parsons. When: April 25, 5 p.m. Where: AASU Fine Arts Auditorium, 11935 Abercorn St. Cost: Free

Vinyl Appreciation

What: Local DJs host a

listening party to share an eclectic collection of rare or peculiar records. Proceeds benefit Indigo Arts Center and Savannah Urban Arts Festival. When: April 25, 5 p.m. Where: Indigo Arts Center, 703D Louisville Rd. , Cost: $3 suggested donation

Organist Frederic Champion

What: Acclaimed organist

offers a range of tunes from the 16th century to the 21st. Proceeds benefit Green-Meldrim restoration project. When: April 25, 5:30 p.m. Where: St. John’s Church, 1 W. Macon St. , Cost: $15 Info: 912-232-1251.

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Recycled Arts Festival

What: Students share art,

fashion and music made using recycled materials. When: April 27, 6:30 p.m. Where: Islands Elementary School Cost: Free

Choral Performance What: AASU’s University

Singers and University Chorale perform. When: April 27, 7:30 p.m. Where: AASU Fine Arts Auditorium Cost: $6

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Takin’ it to the sidewalks SCAD chalk artists will create during ‘a great day in the park’

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In some urban areas, sidewalk chalk art is as revered as fine oils and watercolors. Artists learn, experiment, teach and compete with everything from total naturalism to multicolored 3–D imagery.

SCAD’s Sidewalk Arts Festival is a 29-year tradition in Forsyth Park

In Savannah, it’s all about having fun. The SCAD Sidewalk Arts Festival has been a local tradition for 29 years – current and prospective students, along with alumni (some come back year after year) are assigned squares on the labyrinthine walks of Forsyth Park, and given three hours to come up with a masterpiece, a cartoon – or whatever. This year, approximately 850 of those squares will be concrete canvases. “I think it’s to celebrate what SCAD offers, and the talent of our students,” says David Blake, director of student activities. “It celebrates A), the weather in Savannah in April, and B), it showcases the really amazing things they can do, regardless of their major. They all have a strong foundation in art, and drawing, and use of color.” There are prizes awarded, too, from the likes of co–sponsor Gray’s Reef (“Best Underwater Scene”), American Greetings (“Flora and Fauna”) and St. Paul’s Episcopal Church (“Where the Spirit Meets the Art”). The 2010 judges come from the Cartoon Network, Tokion Magazine and other art–savvy concerns. Fourth–year architecture student Matt Welker is competing in his third consecutive Sidewalk Arts Festival. “Part of Sidewalk Arts, as an entity, is it’s so appealing coming in as new student,” he explains. “You hear about this huge festival, and it sounds like fun. “In architecture, you spend so much time moving away from the fine arts – and this is the broken–down fine arts, in a sense. It’s attainable and highly participatory.” Welker is part of a five–member team – they call themselves the SCADicorns – with students majoring in creating writing, fiber art, performing arts and motion media design. “So we’re all from these totally different fields, different practices and I think different ways of thinking,” he says. “And it’s having fun, being a child again ... it’s a great

afternoon.” The SCADicorns have yet to decide on a final design for their chalk painting, for which they’ve been assigned three consecutive squares. “We haven’t sketched it out yet, although we’ve been talking,” says Welker. “It’s sort of difficult because there are five of us, and we’re all busy. We’ve talked about several different things, but we haven’t nailed down anything yet.” By the time Saturday rolls around, they’ll be ready. The first order of business is to sketch the outline in white chalk, to keep everyone’s proportions in order. “It is a competition, after all,” he laughs. “We’re in it to win it.” Two years ago, in Wekler’s sophomore year (and his first as a competitor), an early afternoon rainshower almost spoiled what had up till then been an idyllic experience. “We dragged our blankets out – everyone was trying to protect their drawings, and trying to protect the drawings of everyone next to us. Everything sort of turned out muddled.” However, he adds, “It was really so much fun ...it was a great day in the park. You leave with a sunburn or a tan – I’ll leave with a sunburn, ‘cause I’m very white and burn very easily.” Although SCAD offers a limited amount of chalk–art technique workshops to any interested students, David Blake says, for the most part the artists rely on their own creative wiles and instincts. “It’s not something that they get to do every day,” he says, “so it is a break from their classes, or the work that they’re focusing on.” CS SCAD Sidewalk Arts Festival Where: Forsyth Park When: 11 a.m.–5 p.m. Saturday, April 24 Addenda: Children’s drawing area, live music, food and drink vendors Admission: Free Online: www.scad.edu/experience/events/ sidewalkarts

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Sales tax evasion

Are hundreds of millions of dollars being overlooked by the State’s Dept. of Revenue?

The GMA wants to improve transparency. “We want to know where the money is coming from and we want to know that all the money is being collected and sent back where it should go,” says Henderson. The state pays a fee to retailers to remit sales taxes, and then the DOR send checks to county governments across the state. Local governments have no way of cross checking the correctness of the amount they are receiving. Explaining why the system is problematic, Henderson mentions the recurrence of mystery money in the DOR coffers, millions in left over funds owed to local governments that never gets returned. “That is something that happens every year,” says Henderson. “They have revenue they’re receiving that they don’t know where it came from.” According to Porter, he became aware of the sales tax issue after a conversation with Dublin’s City Manager, who told Porter that they had received $200,000 less in SPLOST funds than in other sales tax, and the DOR couldn’t explain why. Although Porter and others have attempted legislation that would overhaul the sales tax system, there has been resistance. Several bills addressing the issue haven’t survived second readings. HB 1093, a piece of legislation co–sponsored by local State Rep. Bob Bryant, is working its way through the Senate after passing the House in March. The bill will require municipalities and counties to provide information on businesses to the DOR, but only under “certain circumstances.” It falls short of the “accountability and transparency” that Henderson and the GMA would like from the DOR. Local governments will supply additional information to the DOR on businesses, but no additional information will be available to local governments from the state level. cs

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Amidst the State’s budget woes, it appears that millions of dollars in revenue will go unclaimed because of businesses who evade payment of sales tax. “There is revenue out there that is going uncollected by the state,” says Amy Henderson, a spokesperson for the Georgia Municipal Association (GMA). “It’s not a new tax. It’s money that is owed to state and local governments.” The Department of Revenue (DOR) goes after delinquent taxpayers every year, and in the last five years, they have collected $515 million in additional outstanding funds thanks to increased enforcement. That sum is only from businesses who are on the DOR radar. Critics say the DOR has failed to increase transparency and work more closely with local governments to identify unregistered businesses that are collecting sales tax, but not remitting it to the state. State Representative DuBose Porter from Dublin, who’s among field of current Democratic gubernatorial hopefuls, cites two pilot studies conducted last year by the GMA, DOR and the Association of County Commissioners. According to the studies, “25 percent of the businesses who have a business license do not have a sales tax number. This is after taking out the lawyers and other people who don’t collect sales tax,” says Porter. “We collect about five billion in sales tax... 20 percent would be a billion dollars.” DOR Commissioner Bart Graham doesn’t accept that there could be $1 billion in missing revenue. Some believe that the solution is to localize sales tax collection. Graham argues that allowing municipalities to collect sales tax would create mayhem for businesses who operate in several counties, forcing them to file multiple returns and opening them up to audits from numerous jurisdictions simultaneously. Other groups say privatizing collection would be preferable.

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Show and Tell for grownups This Thursday night, painter Marcus Kenney would like six–and–two–thirds minutes of your attention. Not one second more. Not a second less. Filmmaker Michael Chaney wants the same thing. So does Maggie Evans, a painter and blues bass player. Kenney, Chaney and Evans aren’t running for political office, or soliciting funds for a cause, or recruiting for members of a religious cult. Each just wants to show you 20 slides and tell you 20 seconds of information about each image, as presenters at Savannah Pecha Kucha Night, Volume 5. The first Pecha Kucha was held in Tokyo in 2003 at Klein Dytham architecture firm, created as “an after hours get together, mostly for designers to share their work with each other,” says Aaron Cohen, an architecture graduate and designer in Savannah. He learned about the phenomenon through an architecture networking website. “Just through word of mouth it’s now in 299 cities.” A Pecha Kucha evening consists of eight to ten solo presenters, each sharing 20 slides, with 20 seconds to comment on each slide, for a total talk time of 6:40 per person. “It’s like a ‘Show and Tell’ and improv and Happy Hour all thrown together,” says Cohen who, with help from Katha-

An image from local kickboxer Camilla Meshiea’s presentation at PKN Vol. 3

rine Rapkin, launched Savannah’s “Pecha Kucha Nights” (PKN) last year, and volunteers as curator and recruiter. “It’s a nice combination of completely improvisational and casual plus the built–in structure,” says Cohen. “For some people it’s more of a portfolio of their work. For others it’s more of a conceptual idea.” So far almost 40 people have presented at “Volumes” 1-4 of Savannah PKN. Female sequential artists, Wabi Sabi design aesthetic, a trip around the world in a tall ship, fair trade coffee–all have been fair game for PKN talks. Presenter Jeanne Lambden at PKN4 is “a historic preservation revolutionist.

From the first second she exploded into this discussion of how preservation is progress,” says Cohen. At PKN2, Matte Wagener shared his ideas for a rock album. “ He used to be the lead singer of a rock band until they kicked him out,” says Cohen. “He had this concept of an album in his head, and he put it into a collage.” Georgia Public Broadcasting’s Orlando Montoya wowed the audience at PKN2 with a talk on the history of public radio. “Initially you think, ‘all right, you’re going to show something visual about something aural. How can you do that?’” says Rapkin. “He had the most perfectly timed talk, of course,” says Cohen. “The cadence of his speech, his sound bites were perfect.” Stealing the show in two different PKN volumes was Leo Meza, age 9, with his handmade Valentines and mythical creature drawings. “He was so good that no one wanted to go on after him,” says Cohen. “Pecha Kucha” means “chit chat” in Japanese. Its official pronunciation is “Pe CHAK Cha.” “Down south we call it ‘Petcha Coocha,’” says Cohen, who’s trying to train Savannah to adopt the correct, Japanese pronunciation. On the global Pecha Kucha website, most communities are going with the Japanese sound, but

videos from Atlanta and Charleston PK nights use the southern fried version. Any way you say it, Savannah’s Pecha Kucha movement is gaining traction. Volume 1 drew 85 to the Sentient Bean in March 2009. The crowd has increased by 30 to 40 people each time, and moved to Structured Green and then SPACE Black Box Theater for Volumes 2, 3, and 4. Thursday’s Volume 5 is at Indigo Arts on Louisville Road. Joachim Kelly, singer for the band SOAP, is the MC, using intro cards written by Rapkin that are handed to him when he arrives that night. “He’s a wild card up there, says Rapkin. “It fills me with a little bit of trepidation and exhilaration,” says Cohen. “I see it as a big opportunity for cross pollination in Savannah, for people to be introduced to new ways and new people,” says Rapkin. “It’s an exciting thing about this town now. If you don’t have something here and you want it, then make it. We’re still at that size where you can break into new areas. “I leave every time with a big sense of gratitude,” she says, “a feeling of ‘Thank you people for being here, for doing what you do.’” cs Savannah Pecha Kucha Night Volume 5 When: Thursday, April 22, 8 p.m. Where: Indigo Arts Center, 703 D Louisville Road Cost: Free Info: www.pecha–kucha.org/night/savannah/

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She was instructed to cash the check, deposit an amount and send the remainder back to the employer. She told the officer that she realized it was probably a scam and did not cash the check. The envelope was mailed from a woman in Stockton, California. The woman had been corresponding with a company called Roberts Filter, and she had been instructed to mail the money to a man in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. All the correspondence and the check was logged into the property room. • Officers were dispatched to an eastside Laundromat in reference to damaged property. When they arrived, the officers

spoke with the business owner, who said that someone had damaged two of the dryers in the establishment. They had pried open the front to try and steal any change that might have been inside. The owner said they probably didn’t find more than 25 cents. He also reported that he wasn’t sure what time the incident had occurred. A CRN was issued. • An officer was dispatched to reported assault around 12:45 in the morning. Upon arrival, he spoke with a man who said he had come to the location in search of his wife. He said they are having some problems, and she had come to her sister’s apartment. He said he knocked on the door and his wife’s sister answered. According to him, she opened the door and immediately punched him in the eye. The officer reported the man appeared to have some swelling around his eye. The officer spoke to the man’s sister–in–law who admitted to punching the complainant in the eye. She said that he had been banging on the door and screaming “I’m not leaving till I see her,” so she opened the door and punched him. She intervened because the man’s wife did not want to see him. The

sister was placed under arrest for battery. • A woman called police to report that she had a disagreement with her mother over some money and that her mother had hit her in the eye. The officer reported he did not see any physical marks on the complainant. The officer asked the woman whether she could get her mother on the phone so that he could speak with her about the situation. The woman handed the officer a phone and he spoke with a woman who said she was indeed the mother in question. She told the officer “there is no situation. This is my house and I am not going to be disrespected.” The officer asked the mother whether she could come to the house to share her side of the story. She said she couldn’t because she was on her way to work, but that she would call them when she was returning home. She also told the officer to tell her daughter to start packing her belongings and be ready to move out. The officer told the complainant that her

mother had started the process of eviction. He told her to call the police back when her mother was home so that they could discuss everything and get both sides of the story. • An officer responded to an animal bite call. A woman said that there was a cat nearby who looked sick and that she had tried to take it to a veterinarian. The woman said she and her husband were attempting to load the cat into an animal carrier when it scratched her on the scalp. The woman’s husband said he had also been scratched on the arm and the chest. The couple described the cat as orange and white. A copy of the report was faxed to Animal Control. The officer attempted to make contact with the owner of the cat, but to no avail. cs

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What’s the effectiveness of a polygraph? Police still use them, the feds still screen applicants using polygraphs, but the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled them invalid. Surely they can’t tell if you’re lying, and surely not all lies produce the same physiological response in every person. —Rob

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Lie-detector tests aren’t completely worthless. How’s that for an endorsement? The polygraph, the most common lie-detection instrument, works on the assumption that the body reacts involuntarily to the stress of lying. It measures reactions such as changes in skin conductance, pulse rate, blood pressure, and breathing while the subject is asked a series of questions. The questioning process can take several forms. One early version was the “relevant-irrelevant” technique, which mixed queries like “Did you murder [name of victim]?” in with stuff like “Is today Tuesday?” Lies in response to the relevant questions would supposedly make the needles jump. The problem was that in such a context even an unfounded accusatory question could be stressful, producing a false positive. The “comparison question” technique tries to get around this problem by making all the queries accusatory. In a sex-crime investigation, for instance, a suspect might be asked embarrassing control questions such as “Have you ever committed a sexual act you were ashamed of?” along with questions pertaining more directly to the case. The idea, which has a certain devious ingenuity, is that the innocent will show a greater response to the control questions (either because they’re lying or simply flustered), whereas the guilty will show a greater response to the pertinent questions (which for them are more consequential). The “guilty knowledge” testing method tries to discover whether a subject is privy to inside info about a case—things that only someone involved would know about. For example, suspects

might be shown assorted photos of guns to see how they respond to the one that happens to show the murder weapon. Besides investigation of crimes and the like, the other big use for polygraphs is general screening by employers looking to weed out iffy job applicants or catch workers in otherwise undetected wrongdoing. Do the tests work? Depends how you define work. Probably the most comprehensive look at polygraph accuracy is a 2003 report from the National Academy of Sciences. After examining 57 polygraph studies the NAS concluded: “In populations of examinees such as those represented in the polygraph research literature, untrained in countermeasures, specific-incident polygraph tests can discriminate lying from truth telling at rates well above chance, though well below perfection.” Their analysis showed an overall accuracy of 85 percent, and an analysis of seven field studies involving specific incidents showed a median accuracy of 89 percent. For screening purposes, though, the NAS found polygraph tests had too high a margin of error to be genuinely informative. If you made your criteria loose enough to catch most of the bad guys, you were overwhelmed with false positives; if you raised the bar enough to thin out the false positives, you missed too many bad guys. And what about those countermeasures the NAS mentioned? Yeah, that’s a problem too. Because polygraph tests rely on physical reactions, if you can control or mask your reactions at key moments, you may be able to throw off the readings enough to produce an inconclusive result. Countermeasure techniques are simple: they include discreet physical motions like pressing your toes against the floor or biting your tongue and mental tasks like silently counting backwards from 1,000 by sevens. The goal is to increase your baseline stress level enough to hide revealing spikes. If polygraphs are so fallible, why use them at all? In part because testing can intimidate people into confessing, deter bad behavior, and create an impression of vigilance. In other words: security theater. Heeding the NAS report, in 2006 the U.S. Department of Energy stopped blanket screening existing and prospective employees. Polygraph tests are now saved for specified instances— say, if someone fails to report a relationship with a foreign power. cs by CECIL ADAMS Send questions to straightdope.com

Computer hardware engineer Toshio Yamamoto, 49, this year celebrates 15 years’ work tasting and cataloguing all the Japanese ramen (instant noodles) he can get his hands on (including the full ingredients list, texture, flavor, price and “star” rating for each), for the massive 4,300-ramen database on his Web site, expanded recently with “hundreds” of video reviews and with re-reviews of many previously appearing products (in case the taste had changed, he told journalist Lisa Katayama, writing in April on the popular blog Boing Boing). Yamamoto said he had always eaten ramen for breakfast seven days a week, but cut back recently to five. “I feared that, if I continued at (the seven-day) pace, I would get bored.”

on the street. (The jury, apparently not seeing him as the thumb-sucking type, convicted him of manslaughter.) • In February, Jesse McCabe, 29, was spared jail time (probation and community service only) for his conviction in connection with a missing $18,000 in bank deposits he was to have made for his employer in New Port Richey, Fla. Police discovered 13 deposits, from a six-week period, in McCabe’s home, but all the money was recovered, and McCabe persuaded the judge that he just hadn’t been able to make it to the bank yet.

Ironies

• Karen Salmansohn, 49, prominent author of self-help books for women with relationship and career problems, including “Prince Harming Syndrome” and “How to Make Your Man Behave Compelling Explanations in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets • In January the California Historiof Successful Dog Trainers,” filed a cal Resources Commission formally lawsuit in March against cad Mitchell claimed, on behalf of the state, about Leff. Salmansohn said Leff had strung 100 items of property on the surface of her along for months with promises of the moon having been left behind durmarriage and a baby, but abruptly cut ing the 1969 Apollo 11 landing (since off support when she became pregCalifornia companies were instrumennant. Said Salmansohn, “I’m a self-help tal in that mission and since only the author, not a psychic.” moon surface itself is off limits to own• Former baseball star Lenny “Nails” ership claims under international law). Dykstra recently started accepting Among the items declared are tools, a clients for his investment advice service, flag, bags of food and bags of human charging $999 a year, according to a waste left by astronauts Neil Armstrong March Wall Street Journal report. His and Buzz Aldrin. Web site discloses that while Dykstra • Nicolas Damato, 20, filed a lawsuit is “NOT” (his emphasis) a “registered” in March against Media, Pa., police financial adviser, his “proven track officer Matthew Bellucci for false arrest record has caught the attention of after a 2008 traffic stop. Bellucci claimed many.” (Dykstra filed for bankruptcy Damato threatened bodily harm (but in July 2009 to stave off more than 20 a judge later dismissed the charge). lawsuits against him for entrepreneurial Damato acknowledged sending two ventures gone bad, and in November, letters to Bellucci’s home, one of which the bankruptcy judge denied him the said in part, “God is just, and you will right to reorganize his debts, converting be punished. F you! You are an a------! his case to a chapter 7 liquidation.) A f------ a-- ----!” (as the words were • In March, Monica Conyers, pleadrepresented in the Philadelphia Daily ing insufficient funds, was granted a News story). Damato said it was not court-appointed lawyer to appeal a threat but that he was merely her bribery conviction stemming expressing a “religious” opinion. from her work as a city council• Louis Woodcock, 23, Wait, We woman in Detroit. Conyers is testified at his Toronto trial in Actually Had A the wife of John Conyers, the March that he was not inCity Manager? Michigan congressman who volved in the 2005 shooting is chairman of the House of a woman, despite being Judiciary Committee. (Mrs. seen on surveillance video Conyers arrived the day of approaching the woman her sentencing clutching what and holding his hand inside his reporters said appeared to be a jacket until gunshots rang out. Louis Vuitton handbag that sells He said he often kept his hand for $1,000.) inside his jacket to keep from sucking his thumb, which is a habit he picked up in childhood and which did not go over well

Government Health Care Follies

• Britain’s National Health Service in Warwickshire assigned Mavis Eldridge to receive care at the Selly Oak Hospital in Birmingham for the age-related macular degeneration she is suffering in her left eye. The decision was puzzling to Eldridge and her doctors because her right eye is already being treated for the same disorder at University Hospital in Coventry, 20 miles away. University officials said they were booked up. • Paula Oertel, on Medicare, has a brain tumor that had been in remission for nine years thanks to a type of interferon approved for multiple sclerosis but not cancer. Medicare had been paying about $100,000 a year for the drug, but when Oertel relocated from one county in Wisconsin to another, 30 miles away, it triggered an automatic review, at which point officials realized that her drug was unauthorized and stopped paying. According to a March Milwaukee Journal Sentinel report, her doctors scrambled to find a drug on the “approved” list, but discovered neither a less expensive one nor one as effective, and Oertel’s tumor has returned.

Sexual Confusion

A February New York Times/CBS News poll, asking respondents if they approve of gays serving openly in the military, found that 79 percent of self-identified Democrats approve if openly serving gays are referred to in the question as “gay men and lesbians.” However, when the openly serving gays are referred to in the question as “homosexuals,” only 43 percent of selfidentified Democrats approve.

Creme de la Weird

What stunned officials in Polson, Mont., wasn’t that Brent Wilson, 53, was charged in March with attempting to illegally acquire ownership of someone else’s house. It was that Wilson had attempted to register it property on the “third planet from the sun” and as a conveyance from God, in a transaction scheduled for the year 6010. Authorities believe Wilson might have fallen for the elaborate teachings of a scammer who conducts seminars on outsmarting foreclosure law. Wilson was also charged with breaking into the house and changing the locks. Said the recording supervisor of Gallatin County, “I can’t explain why people do what they do.” cs By chuck shepherd UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE

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For the 24th consecutive year, the Coastal Jazz Association pays tribute to Duke Ellington with a concert of the master’s music. Trumpeter (and all–around multi–instrumentalist) Longineau Parsons guests with the Savannah Jazz Orchestra, which features the standout vocals of Priscilla Albergottie–Williams. 5 p.m. Sun., April 25 in AASU Fine Arts Auditorium. Free.

ERIC CULBERSON BLUES BAND

I recently heard a track from Culberson’s forthcoming studio CD, and the combination of his blistering, bluesy electric guitar and a new, more rock ‘n’ roll approach to song structure, well, it was just phenomenal. The workaholic band has two South Carolina dates this week, and two here in Savannah, Culberson’s appreciative hometown. Listen & learn: www. ericculberson.com. Thu, April 22 at Fiddler’s Crab House, 131 River St, and Fri, April 23 at WG Shuckers, 480 Mall Blvd.

BROKN TYME

Wayne Flynn and Sonny Bond are the lead singers and guitar– slingers in this heavy–duty Savannah rock band – John Howell plays bass, and the drummer is the estimable Brian Neal. Brokn Tyme has been a fixture (and a favorite) on the local metal scene for years, and the guys routinely tour up and down the Eastern Seaboard. Listen & learn: www.myspace. com/brokntyme. 10 p.m. Fri, April 23 at Wormhole Bar, 2307 Bull St. 10 p.m. Sat, April 24 at Rock House Tybee, 1518 Butler Ave., Tybee Island.

WEDNESDAY

Shortwave Society

At the end of March, the Knoxville–based band Shortwave Society performed at that city’s Big Ears Festival, alongside Sufjan Stephens, The National, My Brightest Diamond and others who continually push the musical envelope. “I really felt like it was one of the first times we found our tribe,” says the band’s keyboard player and co–writer Jason Day. “A lot of these bands were primarily from the New York scene – St. Vincent, Dirty Projectors and all those guys. They came down and I really felt like we were home with them. “Touring regionally, and primarily in the southeast, as to where we fit in, we’re still trying to figure that out.” Certainly there were few prototypes for Shortwave Society – the band plays pretty straight–ahead pop music, heavy on the intricate harmonies, with violin, cello and laptop electronica driving the guitar and piano forward. “We started out just playing a bunch of Beatles tunes, the Beach Boys and Brian Wilson,” explains Day, who’s a trained jazz pianist. “All kinds of things like that which were definitely the roots of the idea. “Alexia (Pantanizopoulos) and Sarah (Hurd) were classically–trained string players who also loved pop music, and my background is in academia. But the other songwriters in the group are more fans of pop music. “We started combining those worlds, and getting into the electronic world, too. Trying to figure out how to execute some of this stuff live, we started

bringing in laptops and things like that.” Selling this extremely creative idea to Knoxville bar owners, used to the standard crowd–pleasers, wasn’t easy. “We did it because we wanted to cover some of that music. And with Grant Geren’s songwriting, it wasn’t long before we were like ‘Let’s try some of our songs.’ I was doing some arranging and co–composing, and next thing you know, we had a band.” Curtis Geren, who’s also a drummer (live drums tend to drown out the strings), adds orchestral flourishes, washy electronics, percussion and other unexpected delights into the mix via his laptop. Shortwave Society went through a Brazilian music phase, and a classical period, and they still roll around in Radiohead, Stereolab and early Talking Heads territory. These days, however, they’re focused on creating their own fusion. “After a couple of years of experimenting, we really started to get it dialed in,” Day says. “I feel like we’re still learning and growing and figuring it out, but we’ve got it pretty together by now.” Listen & learn: www.myspace.com/shortwavesociety At 8 p.m. Thursday, April 22 at the Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave.

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Basik Lee is reflecting on what it means to be a rapper in Savannah. “I lived in Jersey my whole life,” he says. “Everybody’s like ‘You gotta go to the big city, you gotta go to these places and do your thing.’ For me, it’s not where you are, it’s who you are.” A founder of the hip hop collective Dope Sandwich, Basik – his real name is Stephen Gerald Baumgartner II – is also a poet, a songwriter, a musician and a break dancer. For nearly six years, he’s hosted Hip Hop Night at the Jinx, where Dope Sandwich came together and where members of the city’s extensive hip hop community congregate on Tuesday nights. “Honestly,” he explains, “I really appreciate being in Savannah and being able to work on my rhyme skill.

There’s a lot of opportunities here that I wouldn’t have received back in Jersey. “I couldn’t be doing a show at a club there, walk around the corner to another club and be like ‘Yo, can I borrow a mic?’ I couldn’t just call up somebody real quick and say ‘I need a DJ right now, could you come on through?’” Originally a loose–knit group of rappers, DJs, dancers and artists, Dope Sandwich these days is essentially the core of three founding MCs – Basik, Righteous (Willie James Smith II) and Knife (Kedrick Mack). They’re dropping a new, all–original CD this week – titled after the private name the three have always used to refer to themselves: Union of Sacred Monsters. The 16 tracks on the album were written collectively, using beats composed by members of the extensive Dope Sandwich community (rappers Zone–D and Blue Collar, both of whom recently moved away from Savannah, were equal contributors to the recording). Each MC has a distinctive voice and vocal style, the words fly past at breakneck speed, each set of lyrics telling a different story – some of them from–the–heart true, some a little less so. There is, however, none of the high–concept bragging, buffoonery and misogyny that typifies so much of commercial rap. Dope Sandwich’s philosophy is, and has always been, keep it real. “You could have a guy that’s just the complete stereotype of a gangsta rapper,” Knife says, “but he could actually have thoughts, dreams and aspirations, and fears and doubts, but as long as that’s coming across in your music ... it’ll always have that balance as long as you approach it like you’re a real human being. You’ve got to put yourself in the music.”

Role playing The track “Take a Walk With Me” begins with a few simple piano figures and some ominous strains of violin. Then the beat kicks in, and Basik begins to rap: Met a man with a dent in his heart Ran with the scent of a shark Said he could end my dilemma Presented a spark Try to fight it ‘cause I know it ain’t right To head for the dark But he keeps saying, come on Take a walk with me. “That was actually a free–flowing

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“It’s being who you are, but with the volume turned way up”: From left, Basik Lee, Knife, Righteous and Jon Darling of Dope Sandwich

poem that I wrote a long time ago,” Basik says. “And one day I heard this beat and I just went with it. I was like ‘Man!’ The poem was only the first verse, and I just wrote the second verse recently. It was something I always wanted to finish – it was almost like I was waiting for that right moment.” The song – which is punctuated with minor–key snatches from classical chorus music – is about temptation. “People like to say ‘I fell into that stuff.’ Hey, it’s there, it’s always there. There’s nothing to make a big deal about. It’s just always going to be there.” Righteous explains that the beat can also inspire an entirely fictional storyline. “Sometimes we’ll be like ‘Hey, this instrument right here makes me think of a robbery. Well, what if we each told a part of the story?’ Then we’ll sit down and give each other roles: ‘I want to be the guy in the car.’ ‘I want to be the guy who has to crack the safe.’ And then from there, we go ‘All right, you write your part, I’ll write my part, and we’ll try and make it cohesive as a story.’” “The Job” is the album’s robbery tale; “Rat” is the sort–of story of Dope Sandwich itself. “Both Basik Lee and myself have musical backgrounds,” Righteous says. “We were both doing music before we got into rap. So even when it comes to like ‘Hey, you have to do this within 16 measures to express yourself,’ OK, we know how to count it.” On “This Pen,” the rappers declare the source of their power: This pen taps into the energy inside of me A catalyst awakening, the voices in my head that say hi to me Try to speak, while trying to keep me sane But honestly, claiming insanity on the mic is so cliche I try to be the MC that always keeps

the pen beside of me Everything tends to inspire me “All of it’s poetry to me,” Basik explains. “I started off doing poetry, and it led into this – starting to rhyme by just putting the words to the beat, and how the technique of putting it to the beat made it different.” Righteous, who’s also a comic book artist, says his songs are a way of giving voice to his “alter egos. For me, it’s like as I’m writing these characters, and I have these characters in my head, the rhymes allow me to portray those characters in a song,” he says. “So I kind of get to act them out. “It’s definitely just an outlet, and it’s also therapeutic. I’ve learned a lot about myself – you sit there and you write something, then you read it back and it’s just ‘Man, I didn’t know I actually thought that,’ until you hear yourself rapping it and you think ‘I’m kind of an angry guy at times!’ “Which is in contrast to how I really am. I’m more quiet and laid back. But on the mic, that’s how I express myself. I let it all out on the mic.”

Crank up the volume “The best analogy,” says Knife, “is pro wrestling. It’s like, you’re a character to a certain extent. But your character works, and you get over depending on how true your character is to you. “I very much approach it as Knife is a character; Kedrick is a person, and sometimes I use Knife to get across what I feel – most of the times, I’m just rapping.” There is some explicit language on Union of Sacred Monsters, but not much, and in keeping with company policy, it’s all part of making that particular song feel as real – to the guys – as possible. “There’s a lot of times I’m writing

something, and once I get it out I don’t think about it,” Basik explains. “Alright, I got it out. But I’ll go back and look at it – it really makes you look at yourself in a whole different light. “I love the connection you can make with it. Because you realize, when you put that part of yourself out there, that everybody has that part of themselves.” Adds Righteous: “It’s being who you are – but with the volume turned way up.” From “Got Nothing”: Spittin’ hieroglyphics through my lyrics Chicken scratch, spittin’ raps in verses That convert to pyro, hittin every constellation that could stop a nation

Respect “We started off making the biggest mistake that you can make when you’re an underground rap group,” explains Knife. “Our first release was a compilation – proving the point that we didn’t really know what we were doing. We just knew that we had a bunch of guys who could rap, we knew a bunch of guys who made beats, and we just kinda threw everything on.” Union of Sacred Monsers is an entirely different animal. “Removing myself from it, just sitting back and listening to it, I’m like ‘This really sounds like a rap group.’” Jon Darling, who’s one of Dope Sandwich’s DJs, and the group’s de facto manager, says that when they do out–of–town gigs to promote the new CD, Zone–D, Blue Collar and the others will re–join the crew as their schedules (and new lives) allow. No one ever really leaves Dope Sandwich. “People have moved away, but we still communicate, they still do a lot of work with us,” he explains. “At first, it was so tight that if we needed T–shirts done, one of our friends would

silkscreen them. Or if we needed a CD package – it was so tight knit. We were a community. Everybody was involved in the hip hop community, they were either break dancing, rapping, DJing, or some sort of graffiti art or graphic design. They were doing something. “Meanwhile, they’re applying for jobs. They get jobs. Ask any of them, their roots are still the hip hop shit they were brought up on in Savannah.” Not that touring – and/or getting famous – is the ultimate goal. “As many shows as we’ve done on the East Coast,” Basik says, “I don’t get the feeling from other artists that I do here. We’ve done shows in a couple of bars in New York, and we’ll rhyme on the streets with MCs there, and I still don’t even get that same feeling I do here in Savannah. “People around here, they’re competing because they love what they do. “Honestly, the one thing I’ve felt really, really good about these last couple of years is the respect we get from other musicians and other artists around town. Being a hip hop artist in a town full of really sick–ass musicians, and getting that respect from them, means a lot to me personally.” All three MCs, and Jon Darling, wait tables during the day. “It would be nice to get to another level where we’re able to perform in other cities, if only for the fact that it would pay bills,” Righteous says. “At the same time, being here in Savannah has given us the chance to get our shows down pat. People always say ‘When do y’all rehearse?’ Well, we don’t really rehearse, we’ve just been doing it together for so long, we know each other like that.” CS Learn more about Dope Sandwich and Union of Sacred Monsters at www.dopesandwich.com, www.dopesandwichproductions.com, www.myspace.com/dopesandwichmusic.

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String Cheeser Bill Nershi, left, and Leftover Salmonizer Drew Emmitt

They could have called it Leftover Cheese, or the Salmon Incident, but Drew Emmitt and Bill Nershi, leaving creativity to the music, went with the obvious. So we have the Emmitt–Nershi Band. Lynchpins and mainstays of Leftover Salmon and the String Cheese Incident, respectively, Emmitt and Nershi have forsaken the stadia–stage trappings and festival–sized crowds of their regular gigs for acoustic instruments and the simple delights of straight–ahead bluegrass music. Well, straight–ahead as defined in the big jam band dictionary. Leftover Salmon and the String Cheese Incident – both bands are based in Colorado – are famous for tossing bluegrass, rock, jazz and Caribbean music into a blender and hitting the “Puree” button. Rest assured that the Emmitt–Nershi Band, making its Savannah debut Thursday at the Live Wire Music Hall, is not your great–uncle Ira’s bluegrass band. Guitarist Tyler Grant and banjo player Andy Thorn are the guys behind singer/guitarist Bill Nerschi and lead vocalist/mandolin minstrel Drew Emmitt.

For those who know Leftover Salmon, what’s different about this band? Drew Emmitt: Well, there’s a lot of differences and a lot of similarities. I guess the main difference is that we’re acoustic – we don’t have drums or electric guitars – it’s basically a bluegrass band. We’ve written some songs together, and we just put out a record. Which has been really cool, collaborating with Billy and creating a whole new repertoire of tunes. Also, we’re playing some songs from String Cheese, and some songs from Salmon, but in a bluegrass format, which kind of brings some new life to the tunes. It’s stripped–down – it’s not the big production, like either of our bands are. It’s just real rootsy, and it’s just fun pickin’ and rocking it out without drums. Is that fun for you, to have a smaller unit that you can just say “Grab the

cases, let’s go play”? Drew Emmitt: Absolutely, absolutely. We’re just the four of us touring, no crew, in our van. You know, it’s kinda like just traveling the country with your buddies and playing tunes. We fly, too – we went to Alaska recently – it’s so easy to get on a plane with just a pre–amp and an instrument. There’s a definite freedom to it, especially after being with the big machine. Salmon still exists, right? Don’t you have a few gigs this year? Drew Emmitt: It’s been a couple years now we’ve been doing shows since we stopped touring in ’05. We played a couple shows in San Francisco in February, one in Salt Lake, and we just did a show in Florida a couple weeks ago, at the Suwannee Springfest. There’s a blurring of the lines these days between audiences who like traditional bluegrass and those who enjoy the more contemporary stuff. Do you see that happening, or are there still separate and distinct audiences? Drew Emmitt: Well, there’s definitely separate and distinct audiences, and I’m sure it’s always gonna be that way.

But I’m definitely seeing a little more blurring, a little more acceptance of the more progressive bluegrass among the traditionalists. And then the jamgrass, progressive crowd, I think they’re starting to discover the McCourys and the Ralph Stanleys, and the Stringdusters. There’s always going to be the people that are just staunch in their taste and their traditions – and that’s great. You need those people too. But I think that by and large yes, it’s definitely broadening, and people are opening up to the different ways of playing bluegrass. That wasn’t conceivable 30 years ago, was it? All I can think of is that it must have been David Grisman and Sam Bush saying “Screw that, I’m breaking out.” Drew Emmitt: Oh, big time. You are right on the money. Those two are my two biggest influences on the mandolin for sure. Grisman’s been around for pretty much longer then any mandolin player now, especially in this genre. He’s definitely the guy that threw some different styles together – gypsy jazz and bluegrass and bebop – and created Dawg music.

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You always risk getting some backlash from the traditionalists, and that’s to be expected. Grisman definitely went through that. Sam Bush definitely went through that with New Grass Revival. The traditionalists were in an uproar! Don’t get me wrong, ‘cause I totally respect the traditionalists. I respect the roots of bluegrass, and the people that think if there’s an electric bass it’s not bluegrass. I grew up in Tennessee, so I know what it’s all about. For you, what came first, mandolin or guitar? Drew Emmitt: Guitar. When I was probably about 10 I started playing the guitar. I didn’t really get into the mandolin until I was about 18. I’d always really loved the sound of it, and I was way into bluegrass, but I was playing guitar and also the banjo. Growing up in Nashville ... they don’t call it Music City for nothing. It’s not just country music, it’s all kinds of music. I grew up at a time when there was a lot happening in the music world. So I was exposed to equal parts rock ‘n’ roll and country, and bluegrass and folk and all that. And classical. I have a real strong rock ‘n’ roll base, I think, in my playing, mainly because I started playing rock ‘n’ roll first, before I started playing bluegrass. When I was a teenager I started playing bluegrass only; I didn’t pick up my electric guitar again until Leftover Salmon started. And at that point I was able to play rock ‘n’ roll AND bluegrass! To me, “slide mandolin” is an oxymoron. But you play it in Leftover Salmon. Is that something you developed, or was there a predecessor?

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Drew Emmitt: I’m only partly responsible for that. Sam Bush was really the first one to do it, but he always did it on his Dobro mandolin. Sam never put it together with playing on the electric mandolin, using distortion. When he plays electric, he plays straight–up five–string. So he took it partway, and I kinda picked it up and ran with it a little further. His acoustic slide mandolin playing is awesome, it’s a thing of beauty. I’d been playing slide on the acoustic, and when I got my first electric mandolin, and I tried it with the distortion pedals, I was like “OK ... now we got something happening here.”

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Scenes from recent AB+L road shows: visual arts, dance, and hip hop combine for a vibrant and unusual experience

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While this week’s Savannah Urban Arts Festival features a ton of cool stuff — screenings, vinyl sales, poetry slams, hip hop jams, a video game tournament, and even skateboarding — there’s no doubt what the premier attraction is. Art Beats + Lyrics, a blend of traveling art gallery, installation, and hip hop road show, hits town 7–11 p.m. this Saturday at the Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum on MLK Jr. Boulevard. Based in Atlanta, AB+L is less a traditional art show than a multimedia collective and a happening. While its roots are in the streets, the collective has garnered praise from the mainstream art world; a recent show at the prestigious High Museum in Atlanta was not only swamped with museumgoers, but resulted in plenty of new memberships for the High Museum itself.

The visual artists in an AB+L show are artists who may or may not have an arts education, but who are definitely outside the mainstream. While AB+L shows are generally sponsored by Jack Daniels Whiskey, because this Saturday’s appearance is for all ages, it is funded by the City of Savannah and the Georgia Council for the Arts (the latter threatened with termination by the state legislature). The brainchild of Jabari Graham, AB+L has also gone on the road to Charlotte and Birmingham. We spoke to Graham last week.

What can people expect when they come to AB+L? Set the scene for us. Jabari Graham: They’ll see huge, oversized pieces of wall that we constructed along with colorful art. Freaked out, of course. We’ll bring some of the lowrider bicycles there. Definitely music. One of the DJs we’re going to have was actually a DJ with Public Enemy. He’s going to come down and spin. It’s really going to be like a sensory overload of art, music, dance, and good atmosphere. When you founded AB+L, did you have a lightbulb over the head moment? Or was it a more gradual thing? Jabari Graham: When I first did this show it was in 2004. I was laid off of my job. I used to work with Universoul Circus — they actually just left Savannah a couple of weeks ago. I was laid off from there and me and my friend were

at the unemployment office, and they had these inspirational tapes. I always wanted to do something with art and music, and I just started realizing about all the graffiti that was in Atlanta. Who are these artists? Because no one could really buy them. So I just wanted to highlight them as well as other urban artists who aren’t in prestigious galleries for whatever reason. Highlight that art form and use the live music, deejaying, break dancing, and real hip hop, not like BET or radio stations. After the first show, which was in a small hole in the wall type gallery and restaurant, we did the second show at the High Museum in Atlanta. That’s the southeast’s leading museum. It was like, OK, they wanted this production, but we’re not allowed to hang on their walls. We were like, we’ll just do it on our own walls. We painted on the walls, got the continues on p. 22

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graffiti artists to do some cool things, and then we hung the pieces on there. From there we had a moving exhibit and could go anyplace and put up the installation. Are traditional artists and galleries threatened at all about your success? Jabari Graham: I don’t think it’s threatening. For the most part they seem a little more adapted to it. At some of the galleries in Atlanta, there was no kind of urban art. But now they’re more open to some of the artists that I’ve had in my shows. I think they’ve opened up to it. Atlanta would seem to be fertile ground for an urban arts show. Are other cities maybe a little less receptive? Jabari Graham: No. We’ve been from Mississippi and just left DC. The Smithsonian was right across the street! Everywhere we’ve been we’ve had a very receptive audience. In those cities there are a lot of urban artists who also don’t have that platform. So it’s helping them out by giving them exposure and showing their artwork. The only thing I would say is that some people didn’t understand what it was beforehand. But when they went to the show, they got it, you know what I’m saying? Word of mouth is big for you, isn’t it? Jabari Graham: Yeah. You do your underground, guerilla PR but you also get those artists involved. And that’s the word of mouth — artist to fan. What’s your process for deciding who gets to display? Jabari Graham: There’s no process, really. From the early days it was going to stores and asking, who is this artist? But now most artists come recommended from other artists. I’ll go on a blog or check out a magazine. If I think it’s dope, I’ll reach out to them. How often do you rotate artists and performers between shows? Do some works carry over? Jabari Graham: Some of the art is carried from show to show. We still have new art that we put in each and every show. We may commission some artists. We keep the nuts and bolts, but we also add some sprockets, you know? With entertainment it’s kind of the same way. We know what works. I don’t want to have to worry about, OK, is this new DJ any good? I know this dude, he rocks out, so we’ll use him again. Do you worry that some more credentialed, traditional artists will try and

get into your show to sponge off your buzz and street cred? Jabari Graham: Not really. There have been some artists that will sell $20,000 pieces of art, or more. It’s like they want to be a part of something cool but at the same time we respect the fine art they do. Nothing’s really new under the sun. We get advice from a lot of older artists on how to sell stuff, how to position ourselves and put it out to the public. We’re cool with that. Sounds like you don’t really see AB+L as competing with mainstream art. Jabari Graham: Nah, I don’t want to. We all love art. Getting into Georgia politics: Last week we got news that the legislature might eliminate the Georgia Council for the Arts, which is partially funding your appearance here this weekend. What do you have to say about that? Jabari Graham: I was talking to a friend about this the other day, and I was like, man, what more do kids have to look forward to in school? If you get rid of gym and PE and music and art? All the other stuff is very necessary, don’t get me wrong. But those are outlets for creativity. And because they messed up the budget, kids have to suffer. My mother was a principal and a teacher, and she was a strong advocate for those types of programs. And I was into those programs. But it’s pretty messed up. Things were already messed up, but that’s just going to mess it up even worse. It’s not cool. What’s next for AB+L? Do you want to continue road shows, or move on to some other type of presentation? Jabari Graham: I’d love to continue. I’d love to go to New York and LA, we haven’t been there with the show. But after that I’d like to go abroad. Some people have reached out to me from Egypt and South America about bringing it there. I hope that can work out, man, because I read in magazines about how the art world is there, and it’s dope, you know? I think we have something cool and I’d like to compliment the two together, and get out of the states. “Urban” is usually a code word for “African American.” But it’s interesting that AB+L is so big in places with very few people of African heritage. Jabari Graham: Hip hop is huge over there. You’ve got acts in the states that don’t really blow up to their full potential, but when they go to Europe they’re

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An exhibit of portraits by local photographer Ellen Susan opened earlier this month at the Jepson Center. Susan creates portraits of contemporary soldiers using a 150 year-old process, known as wet collodion, first introduced around the time of the Civil War. The juxtaposition of modern soldiers rendered visually in a manner previously reserved for soldiers in history books and Ken Burns’ documentaries is powerful – creating a distinct lineage across a century and a half of duty and conflict. While Susan creates a bridge between historical eras – illuminating the bond between all soldiers – she simultaneously highlights the individuality of each soldier. “I’m trying to evoke different aspects of a person’s individuality and humanity, which is a little unusual when you think about a soldier,” Susan explains. Understanding the individual soldier – as opposed to the images of anonymous uniforms that flooded the media

during the peak of the war in Iraq – was part of the goal for Susan. “I became interested in soldiers because I had never known one and we were in the midst of these wars,” she explains. “It occurred to me that this process being tied to the first war of the photographic era would be a pretty interesting and compelling way to make pictures of soldiers.” The photographic process captures light on a glass plate – known as an Ambrotype – rather than a negative, creating a one–of–a–kind image. Included in the Jepson show are a mix of original plates and digital reproductions, which Susan creates by scanning the plates and then printing in a larger format. The photographic process is a challenge. Each subject sits for a three hour session, during which Susan must develop each plate as it is shot. A session might yield only 10 images – a far cry from ease of digital cameras or even rolls of film. The results, however, justify the ef-

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funny,” says Susan. Encompassing more than three years of work, the soldier portrait project is coming to a close soon, and Susan has mixed feelings. On one hand, she is glad to be able to move forward creatively, but on the other, she worked diligently over the years to create these images. “I always want to make better, more compelling images,” she says, explaining that she has received a commission from a museum in Columbus, GA to spend time photographing soldiers there for a special exhibit. Once she completes the project in Columbus, she will move on to new subjects. “I’m comfortable that the statement has been made, but I’m happy to have the opportunity to spend another year doing it.” Ellen Susan’s exhibit “Soldier Portraits” runs through July 25. CS Panel Discussion: Photographic Depictions of Soldiers throughout History When: April 22, 7 p.m. Where: The Jepson Center Cost: Free and open to the public Military Family Day at the Telfair, including meet–and–greet with Susan When: April 25, 2–5 p.m. Where: The Jepson Center Cost: Free and open to the public Info: www.telfair.org

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Nothing fuzzy about Fuzzy’s vodka With spring comes the inevitable pollen crush – and a steady stream of new products. Here’s a pair from the past week:

Fuzzy Zoeller Vodka While the name of Tiger Woods may have been the most uttered phrase during The Masters, there’s a good chance that the most frequent name called during the upcoming Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf will be that of Fuzzy Zoeller. Veteran PGA professional Zoeller hasn’t been involved in scandal; in fact, he’s been working with distillers to perfect his own brand of vodka, aptly named after the golfer. It’s a very crowded market category, with more and more players reaching out to capture the nearly 30 percent market share that vodka enjoys. Zoeller’s brand isn’t just another mass–produced spirit bearing a celebrity name. Zoeller took an active role in its development and came away with a brilliantly clear vodka that filters ten times through charcoal and crushed volcanic rock. A portion of the batch is aged for up to two months in oak barrels. The result is a smooth sipping, silky feeling vodka. My first impression was that of a very medicinal nose, but a sip revealed an immediately enjoyable vodka on the rocks. It’s sure to be a great mixer. In fact, I concocted my own drink with Fuzzy – a little something I like to call the Fuzzy Palmer: Two legends, one glass. Start with a tall glass filled with cracked ice in which you mix an Arnold Palmer – half lemonade and half sweet tea. Add to that 1 ounce of Fuzzy vodka. Stir and enjoy. Of course, serious mixologists will want to blend the whole drink in a shaker in order to mix all ingredients thoroughly – and to give the

drink a solid chill. The see–through front label is a window onto a golf course on the obverse of the back label. While it’s not indicated on the bottle or in any press material, I suspect this is a scene from Covered Bridge Golf Club in Sellersburg, Ind., one of two courses in that area that Zoeller designed near his hometown. There will be three local meet and greets with Zoeller on Wednesday, April 21, when the golfer will be signing autographs and promoting his vodka. The schedule is: 5:30–6:15 p.m. at Ruth’s Chris Steak House; 6:30–7 p.m. at The Bohemian – Rocks on the Roof; 7:30–8:15 p.m. at Tubby’s Tankhouse on River Street.

Highland Brewing Seven Sister Abbey Style Ale Oscar Wong and his fun–loving brew at this Asheville, N.C.–based craft brewer have rounded out their seasonal brews with the release of Seven Sister Abbey Style Ale. Watch for this to be on shelves by today, or early next week. Highland’s brew geeks explain the beer this way: “This Abbey Style Dubbel Ale earns its appellation by being brewed with double the normal grain bill and the addition of Belgian dark candi sugar. Fermenting with Trappist yeast creates dark fruit esters. Pilsner, Pale, Extra Special and Chocolate malts evoke classic Belgian Ale sweet aromas with a hint of nuttiness... and a slight spicy aroma.” At a moderate 6.5 percent ABV, this is an enjoyable, sipping beer that is elegant, mildly bitter and crisp without being overbearing. Highland Gaelic Ale is a year–rounder that’s popular on several of the city’s taps. The remainder of the seasonal line–up includes Cattail Peak Wheat, summertime beer; Clawhammer Oktoberfest; and Black Mountain Bitter, arriving in the winter. Highland offers a couple other seasonals in large bottle format as well: Cold Mountain Winter Ale and Tasgall Ale. CS

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Tim’s restaurant hopping turns up intriguing and satisfying meals. He picks some experiences every week to share:

Sugar Daddy’s Wine & Food Bar

I’ve been into this downtown newcomer a half dozen times, scoring a delicious small plate and glass of wine as an appetizer before heading to dinner somewhere else. General Manager Brian Torres and Chef Chris Russell have always made me – and everyone – feel welcome. And they’ve been busy.

Over the nearly three months since opening, the menu, the wine list and the concept have evolved – all for the better. Last week, I stayed and tasted more than one plate – a small plate dinner, if you will. I started with Beef Tataki, beef that has been seared on the outside, left very rare inside – then thinly sliced and served with a citrusy soy dressing called Ponzu sauce. It’s a dish that offers rewarding complexity of flavor and texture that belies its sheer simplicity. The chilled beef was butter tender, seasoned just right and a cool, refreshing beef dish to enjoy on a steamy spring evening. Crispy baguette slices accompanied the basil–topped mound of beef ... It went particularly well with a glass of L’Arco Rossa. The two–ounce pour is just right to pair with Sugar Daddy’s small plates – and range in price from a very affordable $2.50 to just under $5. The Scampi Shrimp were big, fresh and perfectly prepared. Still, the highlight of this dish was the loosely structured potato patty flavored with wild mushrooms and a topping of applewood smoked bacon – the drippings added nice porkiness to this decadent little side dish. I stayed with a beef theme for my “main course” of mini Beef Wellington. The 3.5–ounce portion of beef tenderloin was tender, nearly fork tender. The crisply finished puff pastry enveloped a smoky and savory combination of bacon and wild mushroom duxelle. Accompanying dollops of horseradish proved too overwhelming to my taste for this wonderfully seasoned and presented beef course. Horseradish sauce drizzled on three spears of asparagus was equally distracting – as was the flavor of asparagus against my nice, earthy, taste–size glass of Mustiguillo Mestizaje, a Spanish blended wine that is predominantly the musty Bobal grape. I wound down the night sipping espresso and listening to Savannah singer/songwriter Greg Williams croon an acoustic version of Bob Dylan’s classic “All Along the Watchtower.” Right–sized and imaginative dishes, an evolutionary and revolutionary wine list and great value makes the Sugar Daddy’s model one that will likely see imitators. For now it’s a culinary oasis in a dessert of same old, same old. The restaurant is hosting two wine and food tasting events this week. The portfolio of Australian vineyard Torbreck will be featured Wednesday, April 21, and Tuck Beckstoffer’s 75 Wine Co. and The Sum blend will be featured on Friday, April 23. Both events are 6–8 p.m. Call the restaurant for pricing and reservations. (912) 335–5852/109 Jefferson St. cs

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through 5/1. Reception: 4/23, 6-8pm. Indigo Sky Community Gallery, 915 Waters Ave. Lavar Munroe: Art of Illustration â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Digitally colored graphite drawing and mixed media pieces with complex compositions. Runs through 6/12. Beach Institute Paintersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Reel: Contemporary Painters of Georgia â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The exhibition features 11 contemporary painters from across the state, representing a cross-section of Georgiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vibrant visual art scene. Organized by the Museum of Arts and Sciences in Macon. Runs thru May 17. Jepson Center, 207 W. York St. Philip Perkis: 50 Years of Photographs â&#x20AC;&#x201D; A retrospective of work from the NY-based photographerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s illustrious career capturing intimate moments and pastoral scenes. Runs through 9/19. Telfair Museum of Art Redux â&#x20AC;&#x201D; A group show exhibiting work made from recycled materials. Runs through May 5. Reception: April 23, 6-9pm. Desotorow Gallery , 2427 Desoto Ave. Rules of Play â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Exhibition by Cuban artist Alexandre Arrechea who depicts seemingly impractical objects that belie complex, thought-provoking and clever observations about the constructs of power in our globalizing society. Gallery talk and reception: 4/30, 5-8pm. Gutstein Gallery , 201 E. Broughton St. Selected Work by Robert Friedman â&#x20AC;&#x201D; A local artist who made a name for himself with ceramics, exhibits a collection of work including sculpture and primal acrylic paintings. Runs through April 30. JEA Art Gallery, 5111 Abercorn St.

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In the record bin Savannah fave Keller Williams isn’t one to let grass grow under his feet. The one–man–band was here a month or so ago, touring solo behind his latest CD, Odd ... and now he’s got another one. Thief, a collection of cover versions, comes out May 25. Keller’s putting his stamp on Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab,” Kris Kristofferson’s “Don’t Cuss That Fiddle,” the Butthole Surfers’ “Pepper,” and tunes by Ryan Adams, the Raconteurs and the Grateful Dead. The solo Thief tour won’t bring Williams back to the Creative Coast, but you can catch up with him this Saturday (April 24) at Freebird Live in Jacksonville, and April 30 at the Handle Bar in Greenville, S.C. Come summertime, he’ll be on the road with the Dead’s Bill Kreutzmann and Mickey Hart in a band called the Rhythm Devils. ... Also due in stores May 25: A remastered, expanded edition of the Rolling Stones’ seminal Exile on Main St. Mick Jagger and former Stones guitarist Mick Taylor went into the studio to clean up the tracks, and the new edition will include a second CD with 10 previously unreleased recordings, including some alternate versions and a couple from the Exile sessions that have never seen the light of day (“Plundered My Soul,” “Dancing in the Light,” “Following the River” and “Pass The Wine”). A deluxe edition will also include the Exile album on vinyl and a DVD with segments from Stones in Exile, a full–length documentary about those heady, early ‘70s days. CS

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The Moth man speaks

Talking with author George Dawes Green about storytelling, Southern writers and Flannery O’Connor

Best–selling author George Dawes Green appreciates a good story. As a writer and the founder The Moth, where people get on stage and share unscripted stories, he’s done his part in preserving the tradition of storytelling in the digital age. If you haven’t heard of it, The Moth is a wildly popular nonprofit storytelling cooperative, with sold-out events regularly held around the country. Some of The Moth’s best stories will be part of a new radio show airing on National Public Radio starting in May. Green is in town working on his fourth novel, and will be giving a talk at the Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home on Sunday as part of their spring lecture series. We sat down with him at Pinkie’s one afternoon to discuss the new book he’s working on, the art of storytelling, the importance of Flannery O’Connor, and a tour to save independent book stores. There are conflicting reports on the internet. Are you actually from Savannah? George Dawes Green: Originally, no. I was born in Idaho, but I have a lot of family from Savannah and we settled in St. Simon’s when I was 12. I always visited Savannah a lot and I’m very connected to it. This book I’m writing, the new book, is steeped in Savannah history. It’s set in contemporary times, but it’s about the history of Savannah and the literature of Savannah. Was it a conscious decision to suddenly use Savannah as a setting? George Dawes Green: I wanted to do it for a long time. Savannah is such a fascinating city. I think that some of the spirit of Oglethorpe still survives; the fact that Oglethorpe was so open to so many different groups being here. Then opposed to that were the slave owners. Savannah was churning out pro–slavery propaganda through the war.

Do you know Nelly Norton? It’s a book about an abolitionist who comes down from the north to visit her uncle’s plantation near Savannah. It’s a didactic novel, meant to persuade the readers of the virtues of slavery. She comes up with all the abolitionist arguments, but they are all crushed by slave owners who show her that slavery was endorsed by the Bible. She ends up marrying one of the slave owners. It’s twisted. The tone reminds me of some of the letters to the editor in the Savannah Morning News. What got you so interested in that aspect of local history? Is this something you just started researching for the book, or have you accumulated this over the years? George Dawes Green: It’s been ever since I was a kid. We’d been moving around until I was 12 from one city to another. My mom comes from an old plantation. The Moth has a podcast, and one of them is called “The house that Sherman didn’t burn,” which is my story of my mom and me growing up in the South, starting to get adjusted. To change gears to The Moth, were you surprised by the reception of it?

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George Dawes Green: No. From the very first Moth in my apartment, I realized everyone was going to love it. You could see that everyone wanted to listen to stories. It’s just really in the last few years that it’s kind of exploded. I had a feeling it was going to. People want to go to stories. It’s in our DNA. The oral tradition is certainly one of the oldest human practices. George Dawes Green: The Moth does something different. For thousands of years there’s been the oral tradition, but the kind of stories we tell, these intimate stories about our foibles or whatever, those unscripted tales, those have never been presented before an audience. People talk about Homer telling stories, but they were all scripted. The Moth tells stories that Homer was telling after the show when he’d talk about the assholes at Athenian border security. That’s the kind of story we’re telling. People had never brought that on stage before. It’s a very elemental art form, but it had never been accepted as an art form. We have this radio show now. We did the pilots back in October and November. Now we have 215 radio stations signed up.

How does the radio show work? Are you recording live performances? George Dawes Green: We have years of The Moth on tape. We’re taking the best performances and then stitching them together into a show. Do you have any plans to do one in Savannah while you’re here? George Dawes Green: I’m down here to write. I kind of have to write. We have a project that’s under way now, that’s different but similar. When I was going around Georgia to independent book stores for my book tour for Ravens in July, I found that a lot of independent book stores are just waiting to die. So I’m organizing a tour. We’re going to go to 20 towns all over Georgia in October with the Moth storytellers on behalf of independent bookstores. We call it the Unchained Tour, and we’re inviting people to take a pledge that says henceforth they will buy all their books from independent book stores, unless they can’t find them there, and then they can go elsewhere. It’s all really tied into this idea that people are becoming chained to chain stores and the internet. continues on p. 30

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Tell me if this is true: You go on the internet and you intend to spend five minutes checking up on something, and two and half hours later, you get off not knowing what you just wasted your time doing. The internet is sucking up our lives. I’m not saying it’s without value, but it brings a strange addiction. It wastes time, and that’s all we have. What we really want to be doing is having experiences with our friends and communities. We really want to be doing things like The Moth. The Moth is the perfect thing because you go and listen to some stories and then you stay up and drink and tell stories. Talk about interactive. It’s a reaction against this manipulative corporate world; this is what we’re trying to get away from. Did you take such a long break between the second and third books, were you taking a break because you wanted to or because you didn’t have the muse singing on your shoulder? George Dawes Green: I wasn’t really aware that 14 years had passed. The Moth took a lot of time. I worked on a couple books that I decided I didn’t

want to go any further with. It was a surprise to me that all this time had gone by. I was traveling. I went all over the world. I don’t like to write. I’d rather be outside. It’s a little bit hard for me to focus. It requires discipline. Why is it that storytelling remained a more vital part of Southern culture than anywhere else? George Dawes Green: I don’t know. Southern storytelling is not like Yankee storytelling. Walker Percy had a great answer for why Southerners were better storytellers, and his answer was “we lost.” I guess I buy that. Maybe it’s because we take the time. When I went to New York, there was a sense that, at cocktail parties, you’d have 24 seconds to speak before you’d be interrupted. You could see other egos starting to rear and kick in their stalls while you were expounding. No one is given the space to weave a story. A little bit has to do with porches down here. Storytelling really suffered when they stopped building porches. When they shut up the porches, they moved social life to the backyard. It became a much

more exclusive social life back there. When they moved the porch to the patio, it started destroying community, and now people don’t hang out on their patios either. For Savannah writers, or even Southern writers, what kind of impact does Flannery O’Connor have? George Dawes Green: People don’t talk about this, but Flannery is perhaps the most bitter writer America has ever produced. I don’t know anybody who has such extreme, constant darkness. Her characters never have a good day. Even Faulkner will give you that once in a while – a moment of sunlight. I find it very compelling. She doesn’t think the things people are doing to amuse themselves are really worthy of the amount of time they spend on them. I wonder what she would think of the internet. Is this what your talk next Sunday is going to be about? George Dawes Green: It’ll touch on that. Any writer who comes from Savannah is haunted by Flannery O’Connor, no matter what they’re writ-

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ing, because the world today is filled with this overlay of garbage. Post–modernism demands we focus on quotidian events, on all this triviality. What Flannery wishes to do is remind us of these very painful essential truths. A great story she wrote, “A Temple of the Holy Ghost”, is the only story she really wrote about Savannah. It’s about a young girl here and a carnival. In some ways, it’s her most essential story, because it’s the only story where she’s really reaching back into her own childhood. This little girl is surrounded by triviality and the chatter of older girls. Suddenly there’s this moment where the little girl sees through all this chatter to something that feels eternal. That’s what Flannery is. People talk about the ghosts of Savannah, but to me Flannery is the ghost that haunts these streets. cs ’Flannery O’Connor & the Savannah Writer’ When: April 25, 3 p.m. Where: Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton St. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: 912/233-6014

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Kick-Ass is not a film to be taken seriously, as telegraphed by the title. It’s meant to be pure fun, supplying a mix of laughs and action for two hours - and it’s a pleasure to say it succeeds on all fronts. Adapted from a comic book, Kick-Ass wears its roots proudly as it tells the story of Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a stereotypical high school nerd who decides to put on a pair of tights and be a hero, ‘cause hey, shouldn’t somebody? After meeting with laughs and disaster, he finally bumbles his way to stardom, when he awkwardly prevents a mugging while bystanders film via cellphone and upload the videos to YouTube. Popularity follows, but with it comes problems of course, as Dave becomes entangled in the larger story of two other costumed heroes, Big Daddy (Nicolas Cage) and his daughter, Hit Girl (Chloe Moretz ) who are seeking revenge for the wrongful imprisonment of Daddy and death of Daddy’s wife/Hit Girl’s mother. Cage and Mortez really shine as a play on dysfunctional suburbia, as he trains her to be a hero by shooting her while she’s wearing a bullet proof vest, just so she’ll know how it feels when it happens for real and won’t be scared. She allows it, but only after he promises her an ice cream sundae afterwards. Cage plays a great straight man, giving Mortez ample room to play off him as a perky, yet foul mouthed 11-year-old who just happens to be a deadly killer. If you find that sentence disturbing, you might want to skip this movie. Energetically directed by Matthew Vaughn (he did Stardust back in 2007), Kick-Ass cuts a wide path of violence at times, following in the bloodily cartoonish style of Quentin Tarantino, so consider yourself warned if you’re squeamish. That said, it doesn’t feel overdone to Tarantino’s excess, as the film roots itself in the characters, while enjoying the tropes of comic books and action films then turning around and poking fun at them (at one point, Dave wants to give up being a hero when he actually gains a social life of sorts). Summing up, Kick-Ass is a big action comedy that doesn’t take itself too seriously, and wallows into the joy of action and cartoon movie violence. It has interesting characters it takes time to develop and a plot that looks someone actually thought about it. Just be warned about the violence, it gets intense at times. CS

Steve McQueen, Sally Field and George Clooney are among the many actors who successfully transitioned from the small screen to the large one (and don’t forget that fellow named Clint), but Miley Cyrus seems more likely to join the ranks of Kirk Cameron, Tony Danza and the Olsen twins, thespians who attempted to make the leap but fell short by about 10 miles. In this adaptation of the Nicholas Sparks novel, the Disney Channel product stars as Ronnie Miller, a brooding teen who’s none too thrilled that she’s forced to spend the summer with her father (Greg Kinnear) at his beachside home (filming took place on Tybee Island). Still angry at him for divorcing her mom (the ageless Kelly Preston), she shows her disapproval by turning down acceptance at Julliard, refusing to eat dinner with him, and perpetually pouting whenever she’s in his presence (that’ll teach him!). Initially, Cyrus’ character is supposed to be this anti–establishment rebel, but the actress suggests “punk” about as much as Wubbzy. At any rate, she eventually mellows out after meeting local hottie Will (Liam Hemsworth), a jock from a rich family. From here, the film slogs its way through the usual hoary conventions, including Will’s snotty circle objecting to Ronnie’s lack of wealth and prestige and the sudden terminal disease sprung on one of the principal players. Cyrus isn’t quite ready for her big–screen close–up, as evidenced by her clumsy pauses (as if she expects canned sit–com reactions after her every utterance) as well as her exaggerated enunciation that’s more suited to the boob tube. But let’s not be too rough on the child: It’s

hard to put one’s best foot forward when dealing with a script that’s the literary equivalent of cement shoes.

CLASH OF THE TITANS 3–D or not 3–D — that’s not even a question as far as Clash of the Titans is concerned. In the wake of Avatar’s phenomenal success, studios are shamelessly slapping the 3–D format onto whatever pictures are in the can, failing to take into account that Avatar’s visuals were so stunning because the picture was shot in 3–D. Clash of the Titans represents the laziest use of the process to date: I repeatedly removed my special glasses during the screening and could scarcely tell any difference between 2–D and 3–D. My advice? Avoid any theater charging more to see this in 3–D; it’s not worth the extra cash. As to whether the film itself is worth seeing in any format, that’s a closer call. Fans of the 1981 original won’t find many improvements here: Ray Harryhausen’s lovingly crafted stop–motion effects have been swapped out for the usual CGI sound and fury; the ingratiating sense of camp has been obliterated, replaced by a solemnity signaled by furrowed brows and stone faces (and not just on those who encounter Medusa); and the amusing banter between the gods (played by the likes of Laurence Olivier and Maggie Smith) is noticeably MIA. On its own terms, however, the film is passable spectacle.As Perseus, the mortal son of Zeus (Liam Neeson) who must thwart Hades (Ralph Fiennes) by defeating a string of ghastly beasts and saving both a city and its princess (Alexa Davalos), Avatar’s Sam continues on p. 32

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Worthington is merely OK (the reason for his high demand continues to elude me), but his character is backed by a colorful assortment of warriors who make his journey memorable. Fiennes’ portrayal of Hades may not fall far from the Voldemort tree, but he nevertheless cuts a menacing figure. And while most of the mythical creatures (Medusa, the Kraken) pale next to Harryhausen’s achievements, the monstrous scorpions prove to be an exception, and superb FX work allows their battle with the humans to emerge as the film’s action highlight.Those hoping for a Harry Hamlin sighting (he played Perseus in the original) will be left hanging, but rest assured that there’s a clever cameo appearance by another vet of the ’81 release. It would be cruel and unfair to viewers to ruin the scene here (clue: it involves a non–human character), but it’s an amusing gag, and it slices through the rest of the picture’s glumness with the precision of a sword crafted by Zeus himself.

Hot Tub Time Machine

Viewers wary of getting burned in Be Kind Rewind fashion (clever premise, tepid results) would be well–advised to approach Hot Tub Time Machine in a cautious manner. That isn’t to say the movie doesn’t deserve its solid endorsement; it’s merely to point out that, despite its irresistible hook, this isn’t the ultimate 1980s tribute film that the world – well, OK, the ’80s generation – has eagerly been anticipating.

Director Steve Pink and his trio of writers create four distinct individuals to head up the picture: Adam (’80s player John Cusack), nursing a broken heart after his girlfriend leaves him; Lou (Rob Corddry), so obnoxious that even his few friends can’t stand being around him; Nick (Craig Robinson), who suspects his wife is having an affair; and the much younger Jacob (Clark Duke), Adam’s nerdy, couch–potato nephew. With Jacob in tow, the three 40–somethings return to the resort that figured prominently in their youth, only to discover that it’s now a dilapidated establishment surrounded by a ruined town. Their room’s hot tub initially appears to be broken, but by nightfall, it’s working fine, and the four men enjoy its comforts while getting hammered. When they wake up the next morning, they discover they’re no longer in 2010; instead, they’ve been magically transported back to 1986, part of an era in which leg warmers were the norm, C. Thomas Howell was a movie star and – kids, you may want to sit down for this one – MTV actually played music videos. Looking like their younger selves to everyone except each other (and those of us in the audience), Adam, Lou and Nick decide that they have to repeat all their actions just as they did the first time around, lest they accidentally alter the future – a possibility signaled by the fact that Jacob, who wasn’t even born yet, keeps flickering in and out of sight. Pink and his team could have coasted with this premise, but once viewers get past the obligatory raunch (a necessary

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salute, I suppose, to such atrocious 80s comedies as Private School and Porky’s Revenge), they might be surprised to discover the level of genuine wit on display. The reason for the hot tub malfunction that thrusts them into the past is nicely bookended with scenes involving the era’s Commie paranoia, and the mystery surrounding a bellboy’s right arm – and the scenario’s ultimate resolution – proves to be a running gag that never flags. Incidentally, that bellboy is played by Back to the Future’s Crispin Glover, which makes the eventual shout–out to “McFly” all the more sweet. As far as the ’80s research goes, some sloppiness is definitely on view – one character makes a reference to 21 Jump Street even though that show didn’t premiere until April 1987. And some of the missed opportunities are too glaring to ignore: Given the abundance of youth flicks during that decade (the Brat Pack and beyond), didn’t anyone think to ring up Anthony Michael Hall or Judd Nelson with the offer of a cameo appearance? (At least Chevy Chase is on hand to represent the SNL–schooled stars, playing a mystical repairman, while perennial ’80s villain William Zabka also drops by.) Admittedly, Hot Tub Time Machine might play better to those with more than a passing familiarity with the era. More specifically, its target audience might best be summed up by this statement uttered by Lou after making a new friend: “We actually have a lot in common: We both love tits and Motley Crue.”

THE BOUNTY HUNTER

The Oscars for Best Sound Editing and Best Sound Mixing frequently go to war movies or science fiction films – this year, for example, The Hurt Locker beat out such competitors as Avatar, Inglourious Basterds and Star Trek for both statues. Frankly, I think the criteria regarding these categories should be modified so that the winner doesn’t necessarily have to promote technical innovation or seat–rattling verisimilitude, but can instead simply make a torturous viewing experience more tolerable by including some aural pleasures certain to ease the suffering of moviegoers. By that token, I nominate The Bounty Hunter as an early contender for the next round of annual awards. If nothing else, the soundtrack contains a delightfully eclectic mix of songs, from The Rolling Stones’ “Hang Fire” and Run–D.M.C.’s “It’s Tricky” to Frank Sinatra’s “This Town” and Jerry Reed’s “She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft).” Whenever these tunes (and others) floated through the auditorium speakers, it was possible to shut my eyes and pretend I was back home, peacefully sitting on the couch with beer or wine in hand. But then the music would subside and somebody on screen, usually Jennifer Aniston or Gerard Butler, would start speaking again, and I was cruelly snapped back to reality. Honestly, what’s there to say about a romantic comedy so generic that it might as well have been called Generic Romantic Comedy? As the title charac-

Alice in Wonderland Here’s the problem with the vast majority of movies based on Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and its sequel, Through the Looking–Glass: They’re too tame, too hesitant and too conventional to really tap into the more unsettling aspects of an immortal fantasy that provides as much satisfaction for adults as for children. The most disappointing adaptation is arguably 1951’s Alice in Wonderland, the animated Disney version that misin-

terpreted the tale as merely a merry romp for small tykes. The best version remains Jan Svankmajer’s 1988 Czech import Alice, which employed stop– motion animation to create a creepy masterpiece. And now, falling down the rabbit hole of good intentions, is Tim Burton’s new take on the classic, a visually stimulating rendition that nevertheless comes off as lamentably timid. Carroll’s 7–year–old protagonist has been transformed into a 19–year–old heroine (played by Mia Wasikowska), who escapes from a dull Victorian–era garden party only to find herself tumbling into the strange world known as “Underland.” She quickly comes to learn that this mysterious place is ruled by the wicked Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter), who has usurped the throne from her saintly sister, the now–banished White Queen (Anne Hathaway). Convinced that it’s all only a dream, Alice largely stumbles from one incident to the next; her strongest ally proves to be The Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp), who lost his marbles at the same time the White Queen lost her empire. Providing unnecessary backstory to an established character like the Hatter is the sort of boxed–in thinking that often torpedoes the picture. Scripter Linda Woolverton has some exemplary credits to her name (including Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King), but her talent for classically structured narratives gets in the way here, since Carroll’s surreal saga is anything but streamlined. The changes made to the source material are, almost without exception, devoid continues on p. 34

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ter, a slob who’s been hired to find his ex–wife and haul her to jail for missing a court date, Butler builds on The Ugly Truth by playing another boorish chauvinist, once again demonstrating that hiscomedic instincts are roughly on par with those of a great white shark. And as the angry ex, a reporter who’s on the verge of single–handedly cracking a murder case (in tight dress and heels, of course), Aniston regrettably shows that she’s only dependable when insulated by terrific indie casts (The Good Girl, Friends with Money) or co–starring opposite adorable retriever puppies (aww, Marley!). Predictably plotted, poorly cast (the leads have zero chemistry) and painfully unfunny (nothing here to even crack a smile, let alone bust a gut), The Bounty Hunter is yet one more imbecilic effort suffering from arrested development, but will cause most discerning viewers to recognize it for a cheap trick that should come with some sort of trigger warning before it unfolds.

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of true vision or imagination, meaning that the most demented moments – such as the floating heads in the castle’s moat, or the sudden appearances by the Cheshire Cat (still the story’s coolest character) – need to be embraced whenever they sporadically appear. As Alice, Wasikowska is rather listless, while Depp seems to be on board only as a favor to his friend and frequent collaborator Burton – in other words, he brings nothing special to the role. The only cast member who truly excels is Bonham Carter, whose performance is outrageous enough to meet the demands of the Red Queen’s excesses yet also allows a smidgen of pity to be applied toward the character’s resigned awareness of her own deformity. The actress clearly holds the winning hand here, trumping all other players in this house of cards.

The Runaways Granted, Chewbacca is a memorable movie character, but would Star Wars have become such a huge smash had the bellowing Wookiee been the protagonist rather than Luke Skywalker? And who doesn’t love the character of Peter Clemenza in The Godfather (“Leave the gun; take the cannoli”), but would we have rather spent the majority of the picture’s running time following him instead of the Corleones? These are extreme examples, to be sure, but they nevertheless followed the train of thought that stuck with me throughout The Runaways, a look at the formation of the influential all–girl rock band from the latter half of the 1970s. In other words, the picture needs a lot more Joan Jett, a lot less Cherie Currie. Always entertaining but never as penetrating as one would hope, The Runaways tinkers with historical accuracy (but not to a distracting degree) to show how five teenage girls, including Jett (played by Twilight’s Kristen Stewart) and Currie (former screen moppet Dakota Fanning, suddenly 16), came together in the sun–soaked California of 1975 to create a band that would remain together for only a few years yet forge a path that would lead the way for other female musicians over the ensuing decades. The material available for a radical screen biopic is eye–popping – here’s a band that rubbed shoulders with the likes of The Ramones and The Sex Pistols, for God’s sake – yet writer–director Floria Sigismondi, best known for helming scores of music videos (David

Bowie, Marilyn Manson, Sheryl Crow, etc.), keeps her focus small, preferring to present the story as a commonplace rise–and–fall odyssey. Even this approach would have worked had the spotlight been squarely on Jett, but instead it’s Currie who receives the closest thing to a career trajectory. This makes sense considering that Sigismondi based her script on a book written by Currie (Neon Angel), but she should have chosen better source material: It’s unfortunate (and probably a tad insulting) that instead of centering on the brainy woman who went on to become a trailblazer and rock icon in her own right, the picture chooses instead to follow the sexpot who fails rather than succeeds, predictably undone by the usual combo of drugs, exhaustion and incompatibility. Jett presumably has no problem with the film – she’s listed as an executive producer – but there’s a better movie to be made than this one. The Runaways isn’t bad – it’s got spirit and spunk – but it fails to really punch across this vital period in rock history. Stewart and Fanning are both fine in their respective roles, although it’s with no small measure of irony that the film’s best acting comes from the only male among the principal cast. As Kim Fowley, the oddball music maven who brings the band together, Revolutionary Road’s Michael Shannon delivers a suitably prickly performance that taps into the character’s eccentric side while also showcasing his business acumen. A fascinating figure in real life, he’s seen here as the sort of man who could sell a T–bone steak to a vegan, and he drives the point home to the girls that the band “isn’t about women’s lib; it’s about women’s libido!” But Fowley quickly turns into a reptilian micromanager, and Shannon doesn’t shy away from exposing his sordidness or infuriating unpredictability. It’s a captivating turn, and it best punches across the messy sense of anarchy that the rest of the picture desperately needs. CS

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Three minutes of simultaneous purring by cats (and honorary cats) around the world, conducted online (Facebook & Twitter) each Sunday at 3 p.m. by Savannah residents Confucius Cat and his human Staff. Details at www.ConfuciusCat. blogspot.com. Contact @ConfuciusCat (Twitter) or Acolytes of Confucius Cat (Facebook).

Savannah Area Young Republicans

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Benefits 3rd I-D Adopt-a-Soldier Program

The Adopt-a-Solider Program currently has several projects underway, including sending care packages to troops who will be stationed in Haiti for the next 6-12 months, as well as supplies being sent to medics in Afghanistan. If you are interested in donating, or more info, contact: carol.megathlin@comcast.net

Blood Drive

The Blood Alliance and Hampton Inn host a blood drive on May 21, 12-7pm. Those who donate will be eligible for a raffle incl. gift cards and free hotel stays. Hampton Inn 201 MLK Jr. Blvd. To schedule an appt to give blood or for more info: 912-721-1603 or via email at: angela. lightsey@hilton.com

Citizens Advocacy Annual Covered Dish Supper

Bring a covered dish, bottle of wine, or $5 donation. Enjoy live music from Soap and hear inspiring stories from people who’ve been involved in the advocacy program. May 13, 5:30-8:30pm. Savannah Station. 601 Cohen St.

Dinner in the Strawberry Patch

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A nonprofit housing program for homeless women and their children. Hope House is requesting donation of new or gently used furniture for its transitional housing program, Peeler House. Pick-up can be arranged and a tax deductible letter will be provided. Call 236-5310.

In Memory of Dustin Dauphinee

An account has been opened in honor of Dustin Dauphinee, a young man who died in a car accident on the Truman Expressway in early April. The account is at the First Chatham Bank, in his name, and any donations will be used by his family cope with funeral expenses. For more info: 912-660-6000

Smiles for Life

Godley Station Dental offers custom whitening kits with all proceeds benefiting two children’s charities. Have your teeth whitened for a tax deductible donation. Offer runs through June 1. Call for more info: 912-748-8585.

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Community Service Projects

Congregations in Service will be held April 24, 8am-noon and April 25, 1-5pm at venues around Savannah. Volunteers are invited to work together on projects for their community and Haiti. A free lunch will be provided at First Christian Church on Saturday and at First Baptist Church on Sunday. A nursery (for ages 3 and older) will be available. Call 231-8599.

Georgia Heritage FCU Scholarships

The Credit Union offers two $1,000 scholarships. One for a high school student who will attend an accredited university within six months of receiving the award, and another to a student currently enrolled in a university program. Applicants must be members of the GHFCU. Deadline May 7. For more info, visit www.gaheritagefcu. org or call 236-4400.

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The first annual Savannah Beach Film Festival will take place Oct. 2, 2010. The call for short films (under 20 min.) is open until Sept. 1. $20/entry fee per film. Application forms, and more info, available at Huc-A-Poos on Tybee. 912-786-5900.

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Summer Interns

The Co-Lab art gallery and studio is looking for interns interested in hands-on experience with marketing, promotions, artist and theme selection and more. For more info: email thecolaboratory@gmail.com or stop by 631 E. Broad St. Wed-Sat 1-6pm.

TEDxCreativeCoast

Savannah’s own version of the popular TED conference will take place June 18. There is an open call for potential presenters and speaker nominations who will address the theme of “Designing Creativity.” For more info: http://tedxcreativecoast.com/speakers

Classes, Camps & Workshops

The akonting is the West African predecessor to the American banjo. Learn how to make a simple version of the instrument. May 8, 10am2pm. Ships of the Sea Museum, http://www. shipsofthesea.org/

Art,-Music, Piano and Voice-coaching

For all age groups, beginners through advanced, classic, modern, jazz improvisation and theory. Serious inquiries only. 961-7021 or 667-1056.

Beading Classes

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659. Bead Dreamer Studio, Savannah http://www.beaddreamer.com/

Boater Safety Course

The Metro Police Department is offering boater safety courses on the 3rd Saturday of every month. Participants will receive a certificate upon completion and may qualify for insurance discounts. Minimum age is 12 years old. For more info, call 912-921-5450.

Building the First Chapter of your Novel

Carol North, a founder of the Savannah Writers Group, will explain how to build the first chapter of a novel--what to add, what to delete, and why. April 27, 7pm. Books-a-Million. 8108 Abercorn St. Free and open to the public.

Children’s Choir Summer Camp

Abstinence Education

Hope House and Savannah State University are providing an after-school program for youth and young adults ages 12 to 29. Program activities last for about 2 hours every Wednesday at SSU. Transportation is provided. Snacks, field trips and supportive services are provided at no charge. 236-5310. Savannah http://www. savstate.edu/

Advance Directives Planning Workshop

Akonting Workshop

4th Tues. of every month. Starting the conversation with loved ones to plan care in case of illness or sudden medical event. Planning booklets will be available and social workers will explain the forms and walk you through the process. Hosted by Hospice Savannah. Hospice Savannah Community Education Room, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. ,

The Savannah Children’s Choir hosts this twoweek, full day camp offers daily lessons in sight singing and music reading, music history, theory and more. July 19-30. Open to kids 2nd-8th grades interested in music. There is also a minicamp for 4-7 year olds. Registration materials are now available on the Choir’s website, www. savannahchoir.org. For more info: 912-228-4758

Conversational Spanish

Do you want to practice your Spanish? Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. For information, e-mail cafecontigo@gmail.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. , Savannah

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Discuss strategies to feel great dating and enjoy dating. Improve your dating skills. This is for people of all cultures, colors races and ages. For more info, call: 912-604 3281

Davenport House Junior Interpreter Program

Young people ages 14-19 can learn to give tours of the Davenport House Museum during an eight week program. Training is held at the museum from 6 to 8 p.m. on Thursdays from June 17 - August 6. An orientation will be held on May 17 at 6:30 p.m. For info: 912-236-8097, info@ davenporthousemuseum

DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, DWI, offenders, and anyone seeking to gain knowledge about the dangers of driving impaired. A must see for teenage drivers seeking a drivers license for the first time or teenage drivers who already received a license. The group meets once a month and the cost is $30.00. For more info: 912-443-0410.

English as a Second Language

We are tiny groups, 2-4 students. Learn English in a fun, relaxed way. We meet when you have time in a coffee shop downtown Savannah. Single meetings are available too. There is a small fee per class. call: 912-604-3281

Expectant Couples Weekend Class

For expectant couples with busy schedules or time constraints on April 24 & 25. Classes will be held at Candler Hospital. A $70 fee is charged. For more information and to register, call CareCall at 819-3368 or 800-501-4054 or use our website, www.sjchs.org.

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. Savannah

Flying Legends Summer Camp

Day Camp for kids age 6-11 offered at the Mighty Eighth Airforce Museum. Classes available in June, July and August. Learn about everything from life on the home front to WWII pilot training. Call Heather, 912-748-8888 for more info.

German Language Classes

Have fun learning German with small groups of 3-6 students. Classes meet Monday & Thursday evening at the Sentient Bean. The choices are Beginners I or II, or advanced Conversational

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Getting your board to fundraise

The Georgia Center for Nonprofits hosts a workshop discussing methods to get nonprofit board members engaged in fundraising. Wed 4/28, 1-4pm, United Way Building, 428 Bull St. Advance registration reqd and attendance fees apply. Call 912-234-9688.

Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

The Housing Authority of Savannah hosts a series of regular classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. 1407 Wheaton Street. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri of month, 9-11am. Basic Computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1-3pm. Community Computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3-4:30pm. For more info: 912-232-4232 x115 or www.savannahpha.com

Knitting Class

Knit your own scarf, hand-warmer or blanket. You choose your colors and what you like to knit. I teach you how to do it. We meet in small groups downtown Savannah. Meeting in a coffee shop. There is a small fee per class. Please call my cell: 912-604-3281

Overnight Grief Camp

Camp Aloha is a weekend camp to help children ages 6–18 who have experienced the death of a loved one within the last 18 months. April 30May 2. Camp Aloha is open to any child needing bereavement support. There is no charge, but a $20 application fee is requested to hold the child’s spot. More info: www.HospiceSavannahHelps.org or 912-303-9442.

Puppet Shows

Offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information & Resource Center for schools, day cares, libraries, churches, community events and fairs. Call 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www. sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Savannah Conservatory for the Performing Arts

Low cost instruction in a group lesson format. Classes in drama, dance, percussion, woodwinds, brass, strings, piano, vocals, guitar, visual arts and music theory Tuesdays and Thursdays 5:30, 6:30 or 7:30pm. $60 per quarter. 352-8366,

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Savannah Entrepreneurial Center

Offering a variety of business classes. Call 6523582. Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street , Savannah

Savannah Learning Center Spanish Classes

Be bilingual. Call 272-4579 or 308-3561. email savannahlatina@yahoo.com or visit www. savannahlatina.com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. , Savannah

Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program

This 14-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Ms. Musheerah Owens 912-234-0525 ext.1506 The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street , Savannah http://www. thestarfishcafe.org/

Teens, Sex and the Internet

An educational event for parents and teens on cybersafety and sex laws affecting juveniles will be presented on Thurs, April 22 at 6:30 pm at the Coastal Georgia Center (room 111). The presentation is sponsored by the Coastal Children’s Advocacy Center. For more info: 912-236-1401

Tybee Theater Camp for Kids

Program runs 6/14-25 for kids ages 6-16 in the Tybee Art Association Firehouse Arts Center. 9am-3pm. Fundamentals, technique, games, improv and more. Cost of camp $250. For more info: Call Renee DeRossett, 912-596-4992, tybeesurf@netzero.net or Kim Trammell Schneider, 912-228-0357,tybeekim@gmail.com http://www.tybeearts.org/

Volunteer 101

A 30-minute course that covers issues to help volunteers get started is held the first and third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m. The first Thursday, the class is at Savannah State University, and the third Thursday, at United Way, 428 Bull St. Register by calling Summer at 651-7725 or visit www.HandsOnSavannah.org. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http:// www.uwce.org/

Clubs & Organizations Buccaneer Region SCCA

is the local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America. It hosts monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http://buccaneerregion. org/solo.html.

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Coastal MINIs

Local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. to go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com. Starbucks, Victory Drive and Skidaway Road , Savannah

Coastal Readers & Writers Circle

A Creative Writing and Reading discussion group that meets the 3rd Sunday of every month, 3:30-5pm at the new Savannah Mall Branch Library. Bring: Passages from any of your writing that you would like to read and passages from a book, publication, or production that you would like to share with the group. www.TellingOurStoriesPress.com for more information

Coffee & Conversation

Held every Tuesday at 8am by Creative Coast as a networking event. http://links.thecreativecoast. org/conversation. Cafe Ambrosia, 202 E. Broughton St. , Savannah

Geechee Sailing Club

Meets the second Monday of the month (except for November) at 6:30pm. Open to all interested in boating and related activities. www.geecheesailingclub.org. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr ,

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt

Low Country Turners

This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.

Make Friends in Savannah

For anybody, every age, every race and nation. We chat, hang out, go to movies and more. Meet in a coffee shop downtown Savannah. A small fee covers the efforts of the organizer, a well educated, “out of the box” woman, who lived in New York and Europe. Call 912-604-3281.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. , Savannah

Moon River Chorus

Ladies’ barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. Visitors are welcome. Call Sylvia at 927-2651 or sylviapf@aol.com. Whitefield United Methodist Church, 728 E. 55th Street , Savannah http://www.whitefieldumc.

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Aerospace education programs and activities for adults and teens ages 12-18. Meets every Thursday from 7-9 p.m. Visit www.gawg.cap.gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol.com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410. Savannah Flying Tiger Composite Squadron, Savannah International Airport , Savannah

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Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)

Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:15-11:30 am Call 898-0869 and 897-6167 or visit www. mops.org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd , Savannah http://www. fbcislands.com/

No Kidding

Join Savannah’s only social club for people without children! No membership fees, meet great new friends, enjoy a wide variety of activities and events. For more info, visit http://savannahnokidding.angelfire.com/ or e-mail: savannahnokidding@gmail.com

Old Time Radio Researcher’s Group

International fan and research group devoted to preserving and distributing old-time radio broadcasts from 1926 to 1962. Send e-mail to Jim Beshires at beshiresjim@yahoo.com or visit www.otrr.org.

Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. For a nominal annual fee, members will receive monthly training sessions and seminars and have weekly runs of various distances. Kathy Ackerman,756-5865 or Billy Tomlinson 596-5965.

an artistic community full of diverse and creative people from all ages, mediums, and skill levels. Please call 912-232-7731 for more info.

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Tarde en Espanol

Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. , Savannah

A sometimes formal group that also sometimes just gets together to drink wine. Visit http:// groups.google.com/group/savannah-wine-lovers.

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Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

A dinner meeting held the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club. Call John Findeis at 748-7020. Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St , Savannah http://www.stewart.army.mil/

Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.

Savannah Jaycees

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

A Junior Chamber of Commerce for young professionals that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests. Call 961-9913 or visit www.savannahjaycees. com. Jaycee Building, 101 Atlas St. , Savannah

Savannah Adventure Club

Open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at 5429 LaRoche Ave and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m. Call 308-2094, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org. Savannah

Savannah Newcomers Club

Dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities include sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings. Free to join. Email savannahadventureclub@ gmail.com or visit www.savannahadventureclub. com

Savannah Parrot Head Club

The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.

Savannah Toastmasters

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Savannah Art Association

The non-for profit art association, the Southeast’s oldest, is currently taking applications for membership. The SAA offers workshops, community programs, exhibition opportunities, and

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Savannah Writers Group

meets the second and fourth Tuesdays at 7pm at Books a Million to discuss, share and critique writing of fiction or non-fiction novels, essays or short stories. A meet-and-greet precedes the meeting at 6:30pm. Contact Carol North, 912920-8891. 8108 Abercorn St , Savannah

Son-shine Hour

Meets at the Savannah Mall at the Soft Play Mondays from 11-12 and Thursdays from 10-11. Activities include songs, stories, crafts, and games for young children and their caregivers. Free, no registration, drop-ins welcome. Call Trinity Lutheran Church for details 912-925-3940 or email KellyBringman@gmail.com Savannah Mall,

Southern Wings

Local chapter of Women in Aviation International. It is open to men and women in the region who are interested in supporting women in aviation. Regular meetings are held once a month and new members are welcome. Visit www. southernwingz.com

Stitch-N’s

Knitting, spinning and crocheting Monday and Tuesday from 5-8pm and occasional Sunday 24pm at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty. Jennifer Harey, 238-0514. wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty , Savannah

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The Peacock Guild

A literary society for bibliophiles and writers. Monthly meetings for the Writer’s Salon are held on first Tuesday and the Book Club meets on the third Tuesday. All meetings start at 7:30 p.m. at meet at 207 E. Charlton St (Flannery O’Connor’s Childhood Home). Call 233-6014, facebook Peacock Guild or email peacockguild@ googlegroups.com for more info.

Theremin/Electronic Music Enthusiasts

A club for enthusiasts of electronic music and instruments, including the theremin, synths, Mooger Foogers, jam sessions, playing techniques, compositions, gigs, etc. Philip Neidlinger, theremin@neidlinger.us.

Tybee Knights Chess Club

Meets every Wednesday, 6:30pm at Seaside Surf Coffee Shop. All levels welcome. For more info, call Will Strong, 912-604-8667. Seaside Surf Coffeeshop, Tybee Island

Tybee Performing Arts Society

meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@ netscape.com. Old Tybee School, Tybee Island , Tybee Island

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Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. 32 Bull St , Savannah http:// www.savannahsunriserotary.org/ Helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health

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Meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail.com. Vu Lounge at the Hyatt, 2 W. Bay St. , Savannah

Learn the rhythms of West Africa with instructor Aisha Rivers. Classes are held every Sunday - drums at 4pm, dance at 5pm Rhythms of West Africa, 607 W. 37th St. , Savannah http://www. ayoluwa.org/

Meets the second Tues. of every month at 6:00 p.m. American Legion, Post 135. 1108 Bull St. For more info about the VNA visit: www.vna.club. officelive.com or e-mail: Robert_vna@live.com Savannah

Lessons Sundays 1:30-3:30. Open to the public. Cost $2.00 per person. Wear closed toe leather soled shoes if available. For more information call 912-925-7416 or email savh_tango@yahoo. com. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd ,

Victorian Neighborhood Association

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 9273356. Savannah

Dance Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classes for multiple ages in the art of performance dance and Adult fitness dance. Styles include African, Modern, Ballet, Jazz, Tap, Contemporary, & Gospel. Classes are held Monday through Friday at the St. Pius X Family Resource Center. Classes start at $25.00 per month. For more information call 912-631-3452 or 912272-2797. Ask for Muriel or Darowe. E-mail: abeniculturalarts@gmail.com St. Pius Family Resource Center,

Adult Intermediate Ballet

Mondays & Wednesdays, 7 - 8pm, $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Class meets year round. (912) 921-2190 The Academy of Dance, 74 West Montgomery Crossroads ,

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Beginners Fusion Belly Dance

Every Tuesday, 6-7pm. If you have never danced before or have limited dance experience, this is the class for you. Cybelle, a formal bellydancer for over 10 years will guide you through basic bellydance and fusion Walk ins welcome. 15.00/ class 912-414-1091 http://cybellefusionbellydance.wordpress.com/

Beginners Salsa Lessons

Offered Wednesday evenings 5:30pm & Saturdays 11:30am. $10.00 per class. Packages prices also available. Contact Kelly 912-398-4776 or Austin 912-704-8726

C.C. Express Dance Team

Meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Savannah

Ceili Club

Experience Irish Culture thru Irish social dancing. No partner or experience needed. Learn the basics of Irish Ceili dancing. 7176 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Mondays at 7:30 p.m. For more info email PrideofIrelandGA@gmail.com.

Chicago Step Classes

Coastal Georgia Steppers is offering adult Chicago-style steppin dance classes every Sunday from 4:00– 6:30pm at the Tominac Gym on Hunter Army Airfield. All are welcome. Free admission; no partner required. For more info, send email to Robert.neal75@yahoo.com.

Flamenco Enthusiasts

Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1-2:30 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance. Any level welcome. If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo. com. Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St , Savannah

Free Swing Lessons

Every Thursday at Doubles Night Club (7100 Abercorn St.) Join the SwingCats for a free lesson at 7:30pm, followed by dancing from 8-10pm. No partner required. Drink specials.

Home Cookin’ Cloggers

Meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Savannah

Irish Dance Classes

Glor na h’Eireann cultural arts studio is offering beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up, Adult Step & Ceili, Strength & Flexibility, non-competitive and competition programs, workshops and camps. TCRG certified. For more info contact PrideofIrelandGA@gmail. com or 912-704-2052.

Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.

offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.

Modern Dance Class

Classes for beginner and intermediate levels. Fridays 10-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. For more info, call Elizabeth 912354-5586.

Pole Dancing Class

For exercise...Learn dance moves and spins while working your abs, tone your legs and arms, a total body workout. Ladies Only! The only thing that comes off is your shoes. Classes every Wed. at 7:30pm. Call for details 912-3984776 or visit www.fitnessbodybalance.com. Fitness Body & Balance Studio, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. ,

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Wednesdays @ 7pm. No partner required. Tantra Lounge, 8 East Broughton St. Contact: salsasavannah@gmail.com, or call 856-7323. www.salsasavannah.com

Savannah Shag Club

Shag music every Wednesday, 7pm, at Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. and every Friday, 7 pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr.

Shag & Beach Bop

The Savannah Dance Club hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered last two Monday’s. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop. com. Lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. ,

Events 2nd Annual Hoopee Jam

More than 30 bands will perform at this 4-day music and art camp-out festival held on a 100-acre farm in Norristown, GA (Emmanuel County). Includes acts like Moon Taxi, Randall Bramblett, The Lee Boys and more. May 13-16. For more info: www.hoopeejam.com or call 678-691-0724.

A Day in the Country

A full day of country music on 5/2 at the Augusta Riverfront Marina in Augusta, GA. Eric Church, Colt Ford, Jamie Buckley and many more. General Admission: $25 in adv. or $30 day of show. Tickets on sale now at tixonline.com or charge by phone 803.278.4849

Airmasters Model Airplane Club

The group hosts its annual Spring Fly-in for model airplane enthusiasts on May 1, from 9am4pm, at the group’s field near Albany, GA and the Lee County Public Works Dept. Pilot registration fee of $10. For more info: www.geocities. com/clubamac222/ or call (229) 436-2349.

Early Bird Preservation Walking Tour

Take an early morning stroll through downtown and learn about the city during the 1820s, as well as what parts of that history have survived. May 1, 8, 15, 22, 29 at 7:30am. $20. Reservations recommended. Isiah Davenport House Museum. 912-236-8097.

Early Bird Preservation Walking Tour

Take an early morning walk through one of the oldest and most varied neighborhoods to learn how historic preservation has revitalized downtown Savannah. Tours led by the Davenport House director. April 2, 3, 6, 13, 16, 17, 27, 30 at 7:30am. $20.

Fishing Tournament

Includes prizes for largest fish by species and aggregate weight. April 30-May1. Registration is $50 per boat with two anglers. Proceeds benefit the Allendale Boys and Girls Club. For more info: 803-584-7363 or www.savannahriverclassic.com

Savannah Urban Arts Festival

The event celebrates local and regional music, film, visual art, dance and more. It runs from April 18-25. For more info, visit www.savannahurbanartsfestival.com

Weapons of the Colonies

Fort King George will host a “Weapons of the Colonies” program. Come learn about the various firearms and artillery used in this monumental era. Weapon firings will take place throughout the day. Saturday, April 24. 10am4pm. $3.50-5.00.

Cardiorespiratory Endurence Training

Film: “I Put a Spell on Me” (Greece, 2001)

Never released in the US, this is a great music documentary about the infamous Screamin’ Jay Hawkins. Includes candid interviews with Hawkins as well as Jim Jarmusch, Bo Diddley, Andre Williams and more. Psychotronic Film Society. $6. April 28, 8pm. The Sentient Bean. 13 E. Park Ave.

Fitness Beach Body Boot Camp

Shed winter pounds with an intense workout with two certified personal trainers. Morning and evening classes available. 2127 1/2 E. Victory Dr. For more info: 912-398-4776 or www. fitnessbodybalance.com

Bellydancing for fun and fitness

The most fun class you’ve ever taken to get you in the best shape in the least amount of time. We provide bright colorful veils, jangling coin hip scarves, and exotic music. Every Thursday at 7:30pm. $15 drop-in or $40 for four if you pay in advance. Call 912-660-7399 or email ConsistentIntegrity@yahoo.com

Bellydrills

2 hour dance workout utilizing basic bellydance moves. This is geared to all levels of ability. Dance your way towards a better sense of well being. Bring water bottle. $25/class. 912-4141091 http://cybellefusionbellydance.wordpress. com/

Offered by Chatham County Park Services for persons 18 and up at Tom Triplett Park on Tuesdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. and Thursdays from 8-9 a.m. Participants should wear comfortable clothing and will be required to sign a waiver form before participating. All classes are free. Call 652-6780 or 965-9629. U.S. Highway 80 West , Pooler

Crossfit Hyperformance

Meets mormings at 6:30am at Crossfit Hyperformance. Visit www.crossfithyperformance. com. or call Jennifer at 224-0406 or Drew at 541-0530. 904 E 70th Street , Savannah

Crunch Lunch

30 minute Core and ABs concentration class. Offered 11:30am & 12:15pm Mon, Wed & Fri @ Fitness Body & Balance 2127 1/2 East Victory Dr. www.fitnessbodybalance.com 912-398-4776.

Fitness Classes at the JEA

Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.savj.org/

Hatha Yoga classes

Every Monday and Wednesday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being, Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Learn Kung Fu Today

The Temple of Martial Arts is a Kung Fu school where men and women of all levels of martial arts experience come together to learn the art of Wing Chun and Tai Chi. SiFu Michael, 429-9241. 407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B , Savannah

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Mondays, 10-11am (crawlers and toddlers) and 11:30-12:45 (infants and pre-crawlers) at the Savannah Yoga Center. The cost is $14 per class. Multi-class discounts are available. Walk-ins welcome. Call 232-2994 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. , Savannah http://www.savannahyoga.com/

Pilates Mat Classes

Mat classes are held Tues & Thurs 7:30am8:30am, Mon 1:30pm-2:30pm, Mon & Wed 5:30pm-6:30pm, Thurs 12:30pm-1:30pm, & Sat 9:30am-10:30am. All levels welcome! Private and Semi-Private classes are by appointment only. Carol Daly-Wilder, Certified Pilates Instructor. Call 912.238-0018 Momentum Pilates Studio, 310 E. 41st St , http://savannahpilates.com/

Qi Gong

Ancient Chinese “energy work” that is the precursor to Tai Chi. Gentle exercises that relax and energize. Sundays. 4pm. Ashram Savannah 2424 Drayton St. http://www.ashramsavannah.com/

Reiki Treatments

Reiki master Dante Santiago is trained in Usui Reiki Ryoho. Fifty-minute sessions are $60 and 50-minute in-studio sessions are $45. Call 6601863 for times and appointments.

Rolf Method Bodywork

For posture, chronic pain and alignment of body/mind/spirit. Jeannie Kelley, LMT, certified advanced Rolf practitioner. www.islandsomatherapy.com, 843-422-2900. Island Somatherapy, 127 Abercorn Street , Savannah

Squats N’ Tots

This class will help you stretch and strengthen overused body parts, as well as focus on muscle endurance, low impact aerobics, and abdominal work. Your baby (age 6 weeks to one year) can

get in on the fun, or simply stay close to you on your mat. Call to pre-register 912-819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,

Tai Chi Classes

From 10:30-11:30am every Mon and Fri, and from 5:30-6:30pm every Tues and Thurs. Tai Chi is an exercise derived from the ancient Chinese martial arts. Call to pre-register. 912-819-6463 St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,

The Yoga Room

Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr , Savannah

Vinyasa Yoga (Donation-based)

Invigorating all-level flow class with longer holdings to focus on precision alignment. Donation yoga lets you pay what you can, when you can, so you can enjoy your yoga practice without breaking your budget. Every Thurs. 9:1510:15am. The Yoga Co-Op. 2424 Drayton St. The Yoga Co-Op, 2424 Drayton St. ,

Wheel Chair Tennis Lessons

The Rehabilitation Institute at MUMC holds weekly wheelchair tennis practice at the tennis courts at Lake Mayer. Mondays 6:30-8:30pm. We provide trained instructors, specialized wheelchairs, and racquets. Anybody interested in volunteering or playing, contact Corie Turley at 350-7128 or turleco1@memorialhealth.com.

Yoga with Barbara

All levels welcome. Improve your range of motion and energy levels. Small groups and private lessons available. Historic District studio. Please call to set up your first class. Times are flexible to suit your needs. 912-232-4490 or email

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Zumba Fitness

Classes are being held every week in the Pooler and Rincon areas. Zumba is a fusion of Latin and international music, dance themes that create a dynamic, exciting and effective fitness system. All ages and shapes are encouraged to attend. $7 per class. For location and info, contact Carmen at 484-1266 or calexe@comcast.net.

Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting

Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCNâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. 307 E Harris St , Savannah

Gay AA Meeting

meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. Savannah

Georgia Equality Savannah

The local chapter of Georgiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996. Savannah

Savannah Pride, Inc.

Meets first Tues of every month at 7 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend. Without the GLBT community, there wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be a need for Pride. Call Christina Focht at 663-5087 or email christina@savpride.com. First City Network, Savannah http://www.firstcitynetwork.net/

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A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@ standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth. org. First City Network, Savannah http://www. firstcitynetwork.net/

What Makes A Family

A childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611.

Health Better Breathers of Savannah

Meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with the disease. For info, call Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@ yahoo.com.

Community Cardiovascular Health

Control your high blood pressure. Free blood pressure checks and information at the Community Cardiovascular Council at 1900 Abercorn St. Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 232-6624. . , Savannah

Every Step Counts Survivors Walk

A monthly event for all cancer patients, survivors, and caregivers. The walk is free and open to everybody. April 24, 9am. For more info or to register, call DeDe Cargill at 912-398-6554.

Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings

Conducted at three locations. From 8:30a.m.12:30p.m. and 5:15p.m.-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday at the SJ/C African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 for appt. Every Monday from 10a.m.-12p.m. at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appt necessary. Every Monday-Friday from 10a.m.-2p.m. at St. Maryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578. Savannah

Free hearing & speech screening

Hearing: Every Thurs. 9-11 a.m. Speech: 1st Thurs. of each month. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 3554601. 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http://www. savannahspeechandhearing.org/

Healthcare for the Uninsured

St. Maryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Health Center is open for health needs of uninsured residents of Chatham County. Open Monday through Friday from 8:30 AM to 3:30 PM. For information or to make an appointment, call 443-9409. St. Maryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. ,

Hearing Aid Funds Available for Infants and Children

The Coastal Health Districtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Universal Newborn Hearing and Screening Initiative has funds available for the purchase of hearing aid devices for infants and children 3 and under who qualify For info, contact Jackie King at 691-6882.

Help for Iraq War Veterans

A method used at Fort Campbell to treat lack of sleep, anger, flashbacks, nightmares and emotional numbness in veterans is available in Savannah. 927-3432.

Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes

Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call 843-683-8750 or e-mail Birththroughlove@yahoo.com. Family Health & Birth Center, 119 Chimney Rd , Rincon http://www.themidwifegroup.com/

HypnoBirthing Classes

Learn to birth in a calm and gentle environment without fear. Uses relaxation, meditation and guided imagery to achieve the birthing experience you desire. Tiffany, tiffany@savannahdoula.com.

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La Leche League of Savannah

Mothers wishing to find out more about breastfeeding are invited to attend a meeting on the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 pm. La Leche League of Savannah is a breastfeeding support group for new and expectant mothers. 897-9261, www.lllusa.org/web/SavannahGA. html. Family Health and Birth Center, Savannah

Meditation and Energy Flow Group

Meet with others who practice meditation or want to learn how, discuss techniques, & related areas of holistic health, healing, Reiki, Energy Medicine, CAM. Reduce stress, increase peace & health! www.ellenfarrell.com, http://meditation. meetup.com/490

Memorial Health blood pressure check

Free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:309:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 350-7587. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

Memorial Health CPR training

FitnessOne provides American Heart Association courses each month to certify individuals in infant, child and adult CPR. The cost is $30. Call 350-4030 or visit www.memorialhealth.com. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah

Planned Parenthood Hotline

First Line is a statewide hotline for women who want information on health services. Open every night from 7-11p.m. 1-800-264-7154.

The Quit Line

A toll-free resource that provides counseling, screening, support and referral services for all Georgia residents 18 or older and concerned parents of adolescents who are using tobacco. Call 1-877-270-STOP or visit www.unitegeorgia. com.

Weight Loss Through Hypnosis

Lose weight with Guided Imagery and Hypnosis. No pills, diets or surgery. 927-3432.

Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors

This yoga class is free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. Learn to increase your strength and flexibility and improve your overall well-being. For more information, call 912-3509031. FitnessOne @ Memorial Health,

Nature and Environment

Bring binoculars. For more info, call Diana at 786-5703.

Birding with an expert

Wilderness Southeast is offering a series of birding trips with local expert Diana Churchill. Trips include the Savannah National Wildlife Refuge, Tybee Island, Wassaw Island and Webb Wildlife Management Area. For more info, call 912-236-8115 or visit www.wilderness-southeast.org

Dolphin Project of Georgia

Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research. Must be at least 18 years old. Call 7273177, visit www.TheDolphinProject.org.or e-mail gadolphin@comcast.net.

Fort Pulaski Trail Adventures

Every Wed. at 10am join a park volunteer for a walk along different trails around Cockspur Island. Walks will go along a different trail every week. Check out great coastal views and over 5,000 acres of natural beauty. Bring binoculars and bottled water. $3/person (park fee), age 15 and under free. Fort Pulaski National Monument,

Tybee Community Garden

A Tybee community project with both individual plots and communal shared space. Plots are $50.00 for a 4x8 ft space. To participate please contact Karen Kelly at karenontybee@aol.com or call 786-9719.

Tybee Island Marine Science Center

Exhibits and aquariums are home to more than 100 species of fish, reptiles, amphibians and other interesting creatures. The center offers beach discovery and marsh walks. Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. 1510 Strand , Tybee Island

Walk on the Wild Side

The Oatland Island Wildlife Center offers a 2-mile Native Animal Nature Trail that winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats, and features live native animal exhibits. Open daily from 10-4 except Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. 8983980, www.oatlandisland.org. 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah

Wilderness Southeast

Offers a variety of programs every month including guided trips with naturalists, canoe rides and more. Their mission is to develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. For more information: 912-236-8115 or sign-up on our website www. wilderness-southeast.org.

Bird Watching in Forsyth

Join local birding expert Diana Churchill for a stroll through Forsyth spotting birds stopping by during spring migration. April 16, 23, 30. 7:30am.

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ARIES

to consider taking in the next three weeks.

“Although obstacles and difficulties frighten ordinary people,” wrote French painter Th odore G ricault, “they are the necessary food of genius. They cause it to mature, and raise it up . . . All that obstructs the path of genius inspires a state of feverish agitation, upsetting and overturning those obstacles, and producing masterpieces.” I’d like to make this idea one of your guiding principles, Aries. In order for it to serve you well, however, you’ll have to believe that there is a sense in which you do have some genius within you. It’s not necessarily something that will make you rich, famous, popular, or powerful. For example, you may have a genius at washing dogs or giving thoughtful gifts or doing yoga when you’re sad. Whatever your unique brilliance consists of, the challenges just ahead will be highly useful in helping it grow.

CANCER

(March 21–April 19)

TAURUS

(April 20–May 20) Yes, I know that the bull is your totem animal. But I’m hoping you’re willing to expand your repertoire, because it’s a ripe time for you to take on some of the attitudes of the king of beasts. Consider this. The naturalist and shaman Virginia Carper notes that lions have strong personalities but cooperate well. They’re powerful as individuals but engage in constructive group dynamics. In many cultures, they have been symbols of nobility, dignity, and spiritual prowess. To adopt the lion as a protective guardian spirit builds one’s ability to know and hunt down exactly what one wants. Would you like more courage? Visualize your lion self.

GEMINI

(May 21–June 20) In 2011, I may do a tour of North America, performing my show “Sacred Uproar.” But for the foreseeable future I need to shut up and listen. I’ve got to make myself available to learn fresh truths I don’t even realize I need to know. So, yeah, next year I might be ready to express the extroverted side of my personality in a celebration of self–expression. But for now I have a sacred duty to forget everything I supposedly believe in and gratefully shuck my self–importance. By the way, Gemini, everything I just described would be a good approach for you

(June 21–July 22) Is it true what they say –– that you can never have too many friends? If you don’t think so, it’s a good time to re–evaluate your position. And if you do agree, then you should go out and get busy. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you’re likely to be extra lucky in attracting new connections and deepening existing alliances in the coming weeks. The friendships you strike up are likely to be unusually stimulating and especially productive. To take maximum advantage of the favorable cosmic rhythms, do whatever you can to spruce up your inner beauty.

LEO

(July 23–Aug. 22) I have compiled a set of four affirmations that I think will keep you on the right track in the coming weeks. Try saying them at least twice a day. 1. “I am cultivating Relaxed Alertness, because that will make me receptive to high–quality clues about how to proceed.” 2. “I am expressing Casual Perfectionism, because that way I will thoroughly enjoy being excellent, and not stress about it.” 3. “I am full of Diligent Indifference, working hard out of love for the work and not being attached to the outcome.” 4. “I am practicing Serene Debauchery, because if I’m not manically obsessed with looking for opportunities to cut loose, those opportunities will present themselves to me with grace and frequency.”

VIRGO

(Aug. 23–Sept. 22) The Great Wall of China is the largest human construction in the world, stretching for almost 3,900 miles. But contrary to legend, it is not visible from the moon. According to most astronauts, the Wall isn’t even visible from low Earth orbit. Keep this in mind as you carry out your assignment in the coming week, Virgo. First, imagine that your biggest obstacle is the size of the Great Wall of China. Second, imagine yourself soaring so high above it, so thoroughly beyond it, that it disappears. If performed regularly, I think this exercise will give you a new power to deal with your own personal

Great Wall of China.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23–Oct. 22) In the early 1990s, actors Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder were engaged to be married. In honor of their love, Depp got a tattoo that read “Winona Forever.” After the relationship fell apart, though, he had it altered to “Wino Forever.” If you’re faced with a comparable need to change a tattoo or shift your emphasis or transform a message anytime soon, Libra, I suggest putting a more positive and upbeat spin on it –– something akin to “Winner Forever.”

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23–Nov. 21) In the Bering Strait, Russia and America are 2.5 miles apart. The International Date Line runs through the gap, meaning that it’s always a day later on the Russian side than it is on the American. I suggest you identify a metaphorically similar place in your own life, Scorpio: a zone where two wildly different influences almost touch. According to my reading of the omens, it’s an excellent time for you to foster more interaction and harmony between them.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)

I have a group of colleagues who half–jokingly, half–sincerely refer to themselves as the Shamanic Hackers of Karmic Justice. The joking part of it is that the title is so over–the–top ostentatious that it keeps them from taking themselves too seriously. The sincere part is that they really do engage in shamanic work designed to help free their clients from complications generated by old mistakes. Since you’re entering the season of adjustment and atonement, I asked them to do some corrective intervention in your behalf. They agreed, with one provision: that you aid and abet their work by doing what you can to liberate yourself from the consequences of wrong turns you made in the past.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)

The *Weekly World News* reported that a blues singer sued his psychiatrist for turning him into a more cheerful person. Gloomy Gus Johnson claimed he was so thoroughly cured of his depression that he could no longer perform his dismal tales with mournful

sincerity. His popularity declined as he lost fans who had become attached to his despondent persona. I suspect you may soon be arriving at a similar crossroads, Capricorn. Through the intervention of uplifting influences and outbreaks of benevolence, you will find it harder to cultivate a cynical attitude. Are you prepared to accept the consequences that may come from being deprived of some of your reasons to moan and groan?

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20–Feb. 18) Educational specialist Dr. Howard Gardner believes I.Q. tests evaluate only a fraction of human intelligence. He describes eight different kinds of astuteness. They include the traditional measures –– being good at math and language –– as well as six others: being smart about music, the body, other people, one’s own inner state, nature, and spatiality. (More here: bit.ly/Shrewd.) I bring this to your attention, Aquarius, because you’re entering a phase when you could dramatically enhance your intelligence about your own inner state. Take advantage of this fantastic opportunity to know yourself much, much better.

PISCES

(Feb. 19–March 20) South Carolina now requires subversive people to register with the state if they have the stated intention of overthrowing the government of the United States. I have no such goal, so I remain free to operate unlicensed in South Carolina. I am, however, participating in a movement to overthrow reality –– or rather, the sour and crippled mass hallucination that is mistakenly called “reality.” This crusade requires no guns or political agitation, but is instead waged by the forces of the liberated imagination using words, music, and images to counteract those who paralyze and deaden the imagination. I invite you to join us. You’re entering a phase when you may feel an almost ecstatic longing to free yourself from the delusions that constitute the fake “reality.”

A group dedicated developing appreciation, stewardship and enjoyment of the natural world hosts a variety of programs during the month of April, including a canoe trip, Earth Day celebration and birding expedition. www. wilderness-southeast.org or call 912-236-8115 for more info.

Pets & Animals A Walk in the Park

Professional pet sitting, boarding, dog walking and house sitting services offered in downtown Savannah and the nearby islands. All jobs accepted are performed by the owner to ensure the safety of your pets. Local references available. Please call 401.2211 or email lesleycastle@gmail.com to make a reservation.

Adoption Day

Coastal Pet Rescue hosts an adoption day in Richmond Hill. April 24, 11am-3pm. JF Gregory Park. Help save the life of a wonderful animal by giving it a home.

Dog Yoga

Every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. in Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-A-Life. Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your four-legged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www.thesavannahyogaroom.com. Savannah

Doggie Carnival

The Humane Society for Greater Savannah holds its 10th Annual Doggie Carnival on May 2 in Forsyth Park. Fundraiser event features food, raffles, performances and more. For more info: call the Humane Society: 354-9515, x114.

PetSmart Adoption Weekend

PetSmart Charities Second Chance at Love adoption drive takes place April 30-May2 at the Savannah location on Abercorn St. Call 912-9251116 for more information.

Savannah Kennel Club

The club meets monthly on the fourth Monday at 7 p.m. from September through May at Ryan’s restaurant on Stephenson Avenue. Those who wish to eat before the meeting are encouraged to come earlier. Call 656-2410 or visit www. savannahkennelclub.org. 209 Stephenson Ave ,

St. Almo

The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meet at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. Time changes with season. Call for info 234-3336. Savannah http://www.caninepalacesavannah.com/

Readings & Signings Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

meets the last Sunday at 4 p.m. at the AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605. Savannah

Ella Williamson Book Signing

The author of “For Hurting Women in the Workplace: It’s time to heal God’s way” will be signing copies of her book at Books-a-Million. 8108 Abercorn St. from 2-4pm on April 24.

Kelly Cutrone Lecture and Signing

The founder of PR/Branding firm The People’s Revolution, reality TV star, and author of “If You Have to Cry, Go Outside” will speak on April 27 at 3:30pm at the SCAD Student Center. 120 Montgomery St. Book signing will follow the lecture. Part of SCAD Style Week.

Spring Lecture Series

Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home is hosting a series of lectures and discussions covering creative writing, southern literature, and Savannahborn writer Flannery O’Connor. On Sundays at 3pm during March and April. 207 E. Charlton St. For more info, visit www.flanneryoconnorhome. org or call 912.233.6014. cs

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207 W. 36th Street Six bedroom two bath Victorian home. separate livingroom and diningroom, central heat and air, full attic, basement, storage shed and lots of original details. A steal at $275,000.00.call Alvin at 912-604-5898, or Realty Executives Coastal Empire 912-355-5557. bUY. sELL. FREE!

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House for Sale- E. 34th St. between Habersham & Abercorn, 3BR/2BA, LR, DR, upstairs loft, 2 car garage, Central Heat/AC $255,000. Call 912-354-3884

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1211 HABERSHAM ST.

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1021 & 1023 E. 40TH

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THREE BEDROOM, Brick, Updated. 2 Baths. $121,900. Fenced. All Appliances. 1527 Randee Dr. Tom Whitten Realty Executives Coastal 912-663-0558 ConneCtsavannah.Com music, Art And EvEnts listings. updAtEd dAily And whEn wE’rE not working on thE print Edition

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1020 East Anderson

1 & 2 bedroom apartments. $450-$600 per month. Available now. On the busline, Anderson @ Waters. 604-9997 Homefinders Realty.

1133 E. 39TH STREET

3BR, 1 Bath, LR, DR, kitchen, front porch, CHA. $795/month, $795/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981 •11405 Willis Drive: 3BR/2BA, $925/mo •208 Deer Road: Springfield GA, 3BR/2BA, $900/mo •1914 E 50th St: 2BR/ 1BA large home. $825/mo •5524 Emory Drive: 2BR/1BA, total renovation . $700/mo •100 Lewis Dr-D: 2BR/1.5BA, $625/mo +DEPOSIT, NO-PETS NO-SMOKING. Call Bill:656-4111 ConneCtsavannah.Com Online listings & cOntent

1200 EAST BOLTON Street: 2 bedroom, 1 bath apt., central heat/air. $525/month + deposit. Call Daryl: 655-3637

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(912)925-4815 Spacious 2 Bedroom Apartments with Intrusion Alarm, Reasonably priced at $625 monthly. Great Southside location with private patio or balcony. Call or come in today!

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(Cloverdale). 4BR/2BA, entrance foyer, LR or formal DR, den w/eating area combination w/entrance to fenced backyard. $1100/month, $1100/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981 1713 E. 39TH STREET Off Hibiscus 3BR/1BA, LR w/fireplace, washer/dryer connections, central heat/air. $595/month, $595/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981 1802 GEORGIA AVENUE 2BR/1BA, eat-in kitchen, LR, deck off kitchen. $695/month, $695/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981 1921 REYNOLDS STREET 2-story (master suite upstairs, private bath, large closet)2BR downstairs, full bath, LR, DR, kitchen, laundry room, outside storage, new paint, new carpet $795/month, $795/sec. deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realt y 912-231-1981 1944 CAPITAL Street: 2BR/ 1BA, LR, DR, Kitchen, CH&A, Section 8 or Rent. $750 per month. Call 912-356-5384 or 912-660-4297 ConneCtsavannah.Com Online listings & cOntent

19 WEST 53RD STREET

3BR/1 Bath, LR, DR, w/d connections, fenced yard, CHA. $825/month, $825/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981

for rent 855 2017-1/2 E. 38th nice 3BR/1BA, $650/month plus $500 security deposit. 2019 E. 38th 1BR/1BA AS SEEN ON TLC! W/D conn. $550/month + $500 security deposit. Both convenient to Victory Dr./Truman Parkway exit & shopping. No pets. 912-352-4391 or 658-4559

2050 EAST 42ND STREET

Near McAlpin Square, 3BR/1 Bath, LR, eat-in kitchen, den, outside storage, fenced yard. $750/month, $750/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981 21 DYCHES DRIVE Paradise Park. 3 large bedrooms, 2 baths, LR, eat-in kitchen, den w/fireplace, sunroom, laundry room w/work area, carport, fenced yard. $995/month, $995/security deposit. Call Helen Miltiades Realty, 912-231-1981 2205C East 39th Street. 2BR/2BA, electric & water included. Beautiful inside. $700/month, $700/deposit. Call after 5pm, 912-201-9854 2211 UTAH STREET Attractive 3BR/1BA, separate living/dining, laundry, CH&A, carport, large fenced yard, quiet deadend street. $800/m, $700 deposit. No section 8. 912-897-4009 26 WEST 54TH: Small 1BR House, kitchen furnished, window A/C, gas space-heat $575/month, $600/security deposit plus credit check fee. 507-9525 2 Bedroom apt. for rentrecently renovated, carpet, Central Heat/AC, large yard, 3207A Colley St. Near SSU, Military welcome! Some pets OK $550/mo. 912-247-2093 2BR/1.5BA APARTMENT, Largo/Tibet area $600/month plus $600/deposit. Call 704-3662 or 656-7842 2BR/2BA TOWNHOME, fenced yard, fireplace, on pond. 40 Olde Towne Place. $925/month. Call 657-2993.

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3308 MERCER POINT Gated 2BR/2BA condo, all amenities: fitness center, pool, club, tennis cour t. $900/month. THE COVE AT NEWPORT 2BR/2.5BA townhome, Pt. Wentworth. includes all appliances & washer/dryer $750/month. DOWNTOWN-301B E. Henry 2BR/1BA, all appliances & washer/dryer, 2 offstreet parking spaces. Available May 15. $850/month. CML HOLDINGS, LLC 912-604-3285

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3BD/1Bath, 1300 sq. ft, oak hardwood floors in dining room, living room and bedrooms. Large kitchen, WASHER/DRYER. Ceiling fans. Central A/C. Off Street parking. Pet OK. $1060/mo. + Utilities. 925-8590 or 713-7011