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Back in the swim American Aquarium could very well be Savannah’s favorite band. They return to town to play at what they say is their favorite bar in the world, to celebrate a very special birthday. By bill deyoung | 20 NEW TOWN ARTISTS

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Georgia legislature protects us from federal microchip implantation! That and other nutty news from Atlanta | 10

Dust in the wind, we’re all just dust in the wind. Also, sand on the beach, as at the Sand Arts Festival | 12

Anis Mojgani is one of the wordy verbal geniuses at the annual Spoken Word Festival | 13

SCAD makes it work with its annual Style event. We talk to some notable fashionistas inside | 14

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Wednesday Film: I Put a Spell on Me (Greece, 2001) What: Great music

documentary about the infamous Screamin’ Jay Hawkins. When: Wed. April 28, 8 p.m. Where: The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $6

29 Thursday

Lecture: Celebrating National Donate Life Month What: Britney Payton,

daughter of famous Chicago Bears running Back Walter Payton, discusses the importance of being an organ donor. When: Thu. April 29, 12 p.m. Where: Memorial Education Auditorium, 4700 Waters

Healthy Savannah Community Forum

What: Learn more about

improving your health and various community resources. Keynote speaker will be Dr. Evelyn Lewis. When: Thu. April 29, 6 p.m. Where: Civic Center

Dance: Wizard of Oz What: The classic

tale of Dorothy’s trip over the rainbow is translated into a ballet, including dancers from Savannah Arts, Shuman, Coastal and Gadsden. When: Thu. April 29, 7 p.m., Fri. April 30, 7 p.m., Sat. May 1, 7 p.m., Sun. May 2, 2:30 p.m.

Where: New Beginnings Community Church, Rt 144 Cost: $7

Where: Savannah Arts Academy, 500 Washington Ave. Cost: $6-15

Garden of Glitz and Glam

Theater: Enchanted April

What: Fashion show pre-

sented by Clothing Warehouse. Music by Bear Like Strong. Doors open 7:45. When: Fri. April 30, 9 p.m. Where: Basement of Urban Outfitters, 221 W. Broughton St. , Cost: $2

What: Collective Face

Ensemble joins with the Epworth Players to present this award-winning theatrical adaptation of a story about bored housewives rediscovering themselves Friday night shows include dinner. When: Thu. April 29, 8 p.m., Fri. April 30, 8 p.m., Sat. May 1, 8 p.m. Where: New Covenant Church , 2201 Bull St. Cost: $10/general, $5/student, $18/Friday dinner Info: 912-232-8511.

Saturday

What: Competitions in

castle design, sculpture, relief and wind sculpture. When: Fri. April 30, 10 a.m.4 p.m. Where: Tybee north beach, Cost: Free & open to public Info: http://www.scad.edu/

USGBC Green Product Expo What: Presentations and

demos on solar tech, water saving devices, energy efficiency and more. Part of the Southern Home Show. When: Fri. April 30, 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Sat. May 01, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. May 02, 12 p.m.-5 p.m. Where: Trade and Convention Center, Hutchinson Island Cost: $4.50-7

SCAD Gallery Hop

What: Take a free shuttle

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Freebie of the Week | What: An

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of this week’s music go to: soundboard.

What: The Savannah Local

SCAD sponsors the annual Sand Arts Festival on Tybee

variety of SCAD galleries around the city. Refreshments served. When: Fri. April 30, 6 p.m. Where: Participating SCAD Galleries Cost: Free

Center, 7 Cedarwood Dr. , Tybee Island Cost: $12/general, $10/Tybee Arts members Info: tybeearts.org/

Spoken Word Fest: Open Mic

Theater: You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown

Spoken Word Festival begins with Friday Night Fix, an open mic hosted by members of SSU’s literary mag Estuary. When: April 30, 7:30 p.m. Where: The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: Free & open to public

Company presents stage adaptation of the Charles Schultz classic. When: April 30-May 1, 7:30 p.m., Sun. May 2, 3 p.m. Where: USCB Performing Arts Center, 801 Carteret St. , Beaufort Cost: $15-25

Theater: The Curious Savage

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown

“Whodunit” centers around a wealthy old woman who is committed into a mental institution by her family. When: Fri. April 30, 7:30 p.m., Sat. May 1, 7:30 p.m.,

Community Theatre also presents a revised version of Charles Schultz’s tale. When: Fri. April 30, 7:30 p.m., Sat. May 1, 7:30 p.m., Sun. May 2, 2 p.m.

What: 2010 Savannah

What: This quirky, comedic

Sun. May 2, 3 p.m.

Where: Firehouse Arts

What: Beaufort Theatre

What: The Richmond Hill

Food Collaborative hosts this weekly market featuring regionally grown, fresh food and food products. When: May 1, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Where: South end of Forsyth Park Cost: Free

Model Railroad and Train Show

What: Coastal Rail Buffs

art

for a list of this weeks gallery + art shows: art patrol

host 21st annual event showcasing elaborate model railroads and advice from modelers. When: May 1, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., May 2, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Where: AASU Sports Center, 11935 Abercorn St. Cost: $5/general, $4/seniors, free/kids under 12

Polk’s Market

What: Variety of arts, crafts

and foods vendors. When: May 1, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Where: Polk’s Market, 530 E. Liberty St.,

Movies

Go to: Screenshots for our mini-movie reviews

Spoken Word Fest: Slam Day

go to: happenings for

poetry slams with $500 in prizes. Youth Slam begins

in Savannah this week

What: Youth and adult

Desoto Strut III

eclectic group showing of local artists, open studio visits, music, refreshments and more. 30, 5-10 p.m., May 1, 5-10 p.m. Where: Desoto Row, Desoto Ave between 40th and 41st Cost: Free When: April

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Forsyth Farmers’ Market

Friday

SCAD’s Sand Arts Festival

Events marked with this symbol are things we think are especially cool and unique.

even more things to do

Hometown Heroes Day What: Learn about law

enforcement, military, firefighters and other public services. Attendees will receive a free ticket to that night’s Sand Gnats game as well. When: May 1, noon -4 p.m. Where: Grayson Stadium Cost: Free

Book Signing: Savannah’s Black First Ladies

What: Pamela Howard-

Oglesby and Brenda Roberts will sign copies of their new book. When: May 1, 1-3 p.m. Where: West Broad St. YMCA, 1110 May St.

SSU Presidential Scholarship Gala

What: Dinner, dancing

and live music are part of the evening, themed “Advancing a Rising Tradition,” which will raise funds for the endowment. Formal attire. When: Sat. May 1, 7 p.m. Where: Tiger Arena Cost: $150/person, $250/ couple

Coastal Empire New Play Festival What: AASU’s Masquers

present full productions of the three winning plays, chosen from a crop of international submissions. When: Sat. May 1, 7:30 p.m., Sun. May 2, 3 p.m.7:30 p.m. Where: Jenkins Hall Theater, 11935 Abercorn St. Cost: $10

Spring Concert Series

What: The AASU Cham-

ber Choir will perform as part of St. Paul’s spring concert series. Proceeds benefit Armstrong’s scholarship fund. When: May 1, 7:30 p.m. Where: St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 1802 Abercorn St. Cost: $10/suggested donation

Birding with Diana

St. Andrew’s School Spring Concert

Sunday What: Wilderness South-

east hosts a birding trip with Diana Churchill. Reservation required. When: May 2, 8 a.m.-noon Where: Webb Wildlife Area Cost: $30, includes binoculars and scope Info: http://www.wilderness-southeast.org/

Doggie Carnival

What: The Humane

Society for Greater Savannah puts the fun in fundraiser. Includes food, raffles, pet performers and more. When: Sun. May 2, noon4 p.m. Where: Forsyth Park

Savannah Children’s Choir Spring Concert Series What: The SCC performs

a program featuring American folk songs, spirituals, art songs and other choral works. When: Sun. May 2, 3 p.m. Where: Asbury United Methodist Church , 1201 Abercorn St. , Cost: Free

Savannah Winds Pops Concert

What: Program includes

jazz, opera, latin, marches and show tunes. When: Sun. May 2, 3 p.m. Where: AASU Fine Arts Auditorium, 11935 Abercorn St. Cost: $14

Spoken Word Fest: So Long Sunday

What: A performance

by two-time national poetry slam champion and SCAD alumnus Anis Mojgani, as well as comedy by Chris Soucy, singing by Christy Clark, dance and more. When: Sun. May 2, 7 p.m. Where: The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. , Cost: $10

Monday What: Bring a blanket or

lawn chairs and enjoy a performance from students in grades 3-12. When: May 3, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Where: Forsyth Park Bandshell Cost: Free

Lecture: Drew Dougherty

What: Creative Seed

Initiative hosts this brand and design expert. When: May 3, 7 p.m. Where: Arnold Hall Auditorium, 1810 Bull St. , Cost: Free

Tuesday Lecture: Dispatches from the Gilded Age

What: Julia Reed

discusses her work at Vogue Magazine. Part of SCAD Style Week. When: May 4, 3:30 p.m. Where: SCAD Student Center, 120 Montgomery Cost: Free

Lecture: When What Was New Is Old What: Frank Sanchis of

Municipal Art Society of New York. Part of SCAD’s Preservation Week. When: May 4, 7:30 p.m. Where: The River Club, 3 MLK Jr. Blvd. Cost: Free

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editor’s note

A closer 10 politics: look at the sau-

sage-making going on in Atlanta right now. by patrick rodgers

Just a few days from the time this issue hits stands, voting closes on this year’s Best of Savannah Readers Poll. At midnight April 30 — this Friday — the digital curtain comes down and we’ll start tabulating your online responses. When that’s done, we’ll start compiling the annual Best of Savannah special issue, which hits stands May 19, with the usual hoopla surrounding the original and by far most comprehensive such competition in town — imitated by many but duplicated by none. Go to connectsavannah.com and fill out your ballot while voting is still open. To be

counted as valid, each ballot must have at least 25 categories filled out. You know what to do! Followup to last week’s column: At the eleventh hour, the Georgia Senate listened to the public outcry and decided against a plan to defund and eliminate the Georgia Council

for the Arts (directed, ironically enough, by former Savannah Mayor Susan Weiner). While the decision is no doubt a very welcome one to any of us who are affiliated with the arts or are employed directly in the field, make no mistake: The only reason the legislature backed down was because of public outcry. And for those of you who think the arts should pay their fair share in belt-tightening, congratulations for missing the point. As Patrick Rodgers details in his story this issue, while discussing massive cuts to arts and education, your legislature also proposes massive tax breaks to politically powerful groups. They need your apathy to get away with stuff like this. Don’t give in! cs

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Coffee Party promotes civil discourse, diversity of voice

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The tango 16 dance: man can! by bill deyoung

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by margaret b. betz

Looking to our nation’s roots is a popular and useful exercise in any season, but especially so today. The historian in me loves it, because our United States seem so dis-united now. There are signs of vitality based firmly in the neighborhood meeting tradition that started our Revolution in the 18th century. Most people, we are told, are angry, shouting that the country is going socialist, or worse. A happier side to this is the gathering of folks to discuss common concerns in a spirit of neighborliness and dialogue, of listening to each other rather than shouting, respectful rather than domineering. The Coffee Party USA has begun to form nationwide in the last few months. In Savannah, Independents, Republicans and Democrats are talking in reasonable tones with one another, promoting “a sense of responsibility and empowerment.” As Claudia Collier says, “The essential knowledge that WE are the government, and we CAN make

it work, is the key to America’s future.” She and Vicki Weeks have organized the local chapter of The Coffee Party, to get people involved in the basic workings of democracy. The Preamble of the U.S. Constitution begins each meeting, reminding the gathering of the purposes for which our government was established, including to “establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, [and] promote the general welfare.” The participants state, as their own reasons for attending, to have “a place where people who wish to discuss issues in a non-confrontational manner, people from all different political views can come together to talk about what they are passionate about,” Jan Elders says, “without fear that they will be shouted down or disrespected. We also want to be active in our local area as problem solvers and leaders.” From the reading of the Preamble, groups form to discuss

particular focus issues, and report on their major conclusions and suggestions for further action to the whole gathering. This results in suggestions for follow-up action, which the group as a whole decides to pursue. Kate Marsten says she expects to find at these meetings “civil dialogue with willingness to be educated and the opportunity to put words/voice to causes I and the Coffee Party support.” Marty Rahn adds “I am here to be a voice of the ‘have-nots.’ Trickle-down economy doesn’t work. I want to know what the concerns of the people are on different bills.” Coffee Party USA aims to reinvigorate the public sphere, drawing from diverse backgrounds and diverse perspectives, with the goal of restoring the historical role of the People in America’s political arena. We do not require nor adhere to any preexisting ideology. We see our diversity as a strength, not a weakness, because we believe that faithful deliberation from multiple vantage points is the best way to achieve the common good. In the coming months and years, we hope to transform our disappointment in our current political system into a force that will return our nation to a course of popular governance, of the People,

by the People, for the People. Despite our diversity—ethnically, geographically, politically, and in age and experience—we have found that we share a tremendous common ground. It is from that place, our shared American heritage, that we believe responsible solutions to the largest problems facing our communities will be forged. We are 100 percent grassroots. No lobbyists here. No pundits. And no hyper-partisan strategists calling the shots in this movement. We are a spontaneous and collective expression of our desire to forge a culture of civic engagement that is solution-oriented, not blame-oriented. We demand a government that responds to the needs of the majority of its citizens as expressed by our votes and by our voices; not corporate interests as expressed by misleading advertisements and campaign contributions . We want a society in which democracy is treated as sacrosanct and ordinary citizens participate out of a sense of civic duty, civic pride, and a desire to contribute to society. The Coffee Party is a call to action. Our Founding Fathers and Mothers gave us an enduring gift — Democracy — and we must use it to meet the challenges that we face as a nation.

Rude awakening

An officer was dispatched to East Taylor Street in reference to a burglary in progress. Upon arrival, the officer and several patrol units made a perimeter around the residence.

The resident advised the officer that she had been woken up by a strange knocking coming from inside her residence. She got up, looked around the corner and saw an unknown white male standing in the rear patio area looking at her. She was scared, grabbed the keys to her house and vehicle and tried to go to a neighbor’s house to call the police. She could not wake up her neighbor (it was about two in the morning), so she drove to police headquarters for help. An officer followed her back to her residence. Officer entered the home and found the white male asleep on a chair. He was woken up and handcuffed. As he was escorted out, it was established that neither he nor the woman knew each

other. In speaking with the sleepy intruder, the officer noticed a strong odor of alcohol. His eyes were bloodshot and he had to be held up by two officers while being escorted to the police car. He couldn’t walk on his own without falling over, and he had no recollection of how he arrived at the residence. He apparently had no intention of committing a crime, but had acted “in a manner that not usual for a law–abiding citizen.” He was arrested for prowling and public intoxication. • A woman called police to say that someone claiming to be a representative from a shipping company called and said that her mother had won $2.5 million from “Winners International.” They claimed the money would be delivered by two US Marshals at 11:30am. The officer decided to wait around and see whether they would show up. In the meantime, they called the shipping company’s local office to see whether a package was scheduled to be delivered. They said no. The officer then attempted to contact the local US Marshals’ office, but no one was available. The person claiming that the package was about to arrive called back several times while the

officer was there. The woman who called the police advised that she had sent the company $100 as a ‘processing fee’ for the prize money. The company called back and said they needed an additional $250. She did not send them any more money. She said the company had been calling for about a month. The officer said that if anyone showed up claiming to be a US Marshal or a shipping company employee, to notify police immediately. • A man called police after he saw someone in an older model Honda Accord hit his vehicle in a parking lot. After hitting his vehicle, the driver and passenger switched places and the vehicle left the scene of the accident. While trying to leave the scene, the suspects struck a pedestrian who was trying to stop them from leaving the scene. Police issued a lookout for the vehicle, which was spotted several blocks away and stopped. Two white males, who smelled strongly of alcohol, were found inside the vehicle. They confirmed that they

had just left the scene of the crime and had been involved in an accident in the parking lot. Both men were arrested and cited with DUI and leaving the scene of an accident. • Officers were dispatched to a disorderly call around three in the morning. Upon arrival, they found a man and woman talking loudly. Both subjects were intoxicated. The man said that the woman was upset because she claimed he was not paying attention to her. The woman said the man asked her spend the night with him, took her to a club and didn’t pay attention to her. She was upset and decided to go home. An officer drove her to a nearby cab company, but she realized that she didn’t have any money. The officer advised dispatch and gave her a ride home. Both parties were issued a CRN. cs Give anonymous crime tips to Crimestoppers at 234-2020

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news of the weird Lead Story

cility to offer as a “signature” treatment the “Japanese Nightingale Facial,” supBlair Fowler, 16, delights her frenzied posedly used for centuries by Japanese fans as a “haul queen,” inspirationally geisha for skin rejuvenation. Nightin“shopping for glory” by smartly tearing gale droppings are dried and sanitized, through stores and then displaying then spiced with oils and used as a face and expertly describing her purchases scrubber. on Internet videos. A March Times of • Recession-Proof Markets: (1) London dispatch from Los Angeles Jimmy Choo stores in New York City noted Fowler’s acclaim “for her ability quickly sold out recently of their new, to deliver a high-pitched 10-minute blinking, women’s shoes with fivelecture on the merits of skinny versus inch heels, which light up with every low-riding jeans, apparently without step taken, at $2,495 a pair (although drawing breath.” According to The the unrechargeable battery dies after Times, at least 100,000 “haul” videos about 100 uses). (2) A Georgia Tech are available on YouTube, mostly from advertising researcher, writing in the “amateurs.” Fowler’s videos, though, current Hastings Center Report, found have been viewed 75 million times by that college women seeking to donate “haul” wannabes (mostly teenage girls). their eggs for in vitro fertilization could expect to make on average $2,350 more Leading Indicators than someone just like them except who • American companies continue had SAT scores 100 points lower. trying to outsource work overseas, no • Stimuli: (1) A North Carolina matter how increasingly improbable the research organization in March, pickproject. The Chronicle of Higher Educaing the state’s 10 worst destinations tion in April reported on the University for federal stimulus grants, included of Houston business school’s contract two ongoing projects at Wake Forest to have student papers uploaded to University: long-term cocaine-addic“teaching assistants” (mostly residing tion in monkeys, and the potential in India, Singapore and Malaybenefits of yoga on menopausal sia), who read them, mark them hot flashes. (2) The Florida up and offer constructive advice. Just what Legislature, sensing a need to UH professor Lori Whisenant, we need, jump-start business in the falwho initiated the university’s more laws tering yacht industry, reduced contract with the firm Eduthe sales tax. Rather than tax Metry, said she is generally the entire selling price, tax pleased with the results. would be levied on only the • Recycled Components: first $300,000 (for example, giv(1) Swiss clockmaker Artya aning a beleaguered yacht buyer a nounced in March the creation $42,000 cut on the overall price of of a wristwatch set in fossilized a $1 million boat). dinosaur feces (with a strap made • Bailing Out AIG (update): with skin from an American cane In 2006, the about-to-fail AIG toad). Designer Yvan Arpa told wrote a $15 million life insurance the Associated Press the watch policy on the nearly impecunious Suzy would sell for about $12,000. (2) Tomlinson (then 72), wildly inflating The spa Ten Thousand Waves near her net worth, with her 32-year-old Santa Fe, N.M., is only the latest U.S. fa-

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“social companion” as beneficiary. Two years later, Ms. Tomlinson drowned, fully dressed, in her bathtub following a night of partying, and the last person to see her alive was that $15 million man himself. Authorities in Indianapolis called the death an “accident,” but AIG thinks it was gamed by the companion, an investment consultant. According to an April Wall Street Journal report, this is but one of 100 or so challenges to “stranger originated” life insurance policies sold in the go-go years.

Abnormal Science

• Child-Bearing, Explained: Virginia state legislator Bob Marshall, speaking in February in opposition to state funding for Planned Parenthood, said the organization is partly responsible for the number of disabled children in America. According to the Old Testament, he said, being forced to bear a disabled child is punishment for the mother’s having earlier aborted her first-born. “(W)hen you abort the firstborn ... nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children.” • When stroke victims recover, they have sometimes acquired bizarre obsessions, like one by David Stopher of North Tynesdale, England, who found himself unable to say no to salespeople. According to a March Daily Mail report, the biggest beneficiary of Stopher’s condition has been the wireless telephone network (known as 3), whose marketers had signed Stopher up for six different phones and plans at the same time (and paid all on time until his brothers stepped in to persuade 3 to restructure the account). • Heather Has Two Mommies and a Daddy: Scientists at Britain’s Newcastle University announced in April that they had grown human embryos free of certain serious genetic diseases by

first merging DNA from two fertilized eggs to eliminate the potential deadly marker(s). The resulting child would have over 99 percent of the DNA of the mother and father (i.e., all except the unhealthy markers). One scientist compared the procedure to “changing the battery on a laptop” (which leaves the data files intact). • Intelligent Evolution: Researchers from Royal Roads University in Canada reported last year that the large, carnivorous pitcher plants of Borneo prefer to eat insects and spiders, but where those are in short supply, as in the Philippines highlands, the pitchers have grown to a size accommodating an alternative source of the nitrogen they need. The pitchers have “learned” that if they produce copious amounts of nectar, it will attract the tiny-mouse-sized tree shrew to harvest it, and the shrews, trapped inside the plant, will leave droppings directly on the spot most advantageous for the pitcher to consume them. Said professor Charles Clarke, discovery of the arrangement “totally blew us away.”

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(1) Police in Berwick, Maine, made an easy collar in April, solving four residential burglaries. Their two suspects (ages 33 and 32) committed the crimes while wearing GPS monitoring bracelets following an earlier arrest, and their movements coincided with the burglars’ route. (2) The Drug Warehouse burglar in Tulsa, Okla., in April escaped, but the crime was captured on surveillance video and features the perp, hearing sirens, grabbing his ladder and scrambling up through the ceiling to find the passage he used to get in. However, as he scrambled, he kept falling through the ceiling to the floor, only to have to try again. He fell to the floor six times, but escaped on the seventh try. cs

I looked up rock music’s effect on the brain and found this: “Bob Larson, a Christian minister and former rock musician, remembers that in the 70s teens would bring raw eggs to a rock concert and put them on the front of the stage. The eggs would be hard boiled by the music before the end of the concert and could be eaten. Dr. Earl W. Flosdorf and Dr. Leslie A. Chambers showed that proteins in a liquid medium were coagulated when subjected to piercing high-pitched sounds.” Can this be true? — Alison Goyette, Wilmington, Massachusetts Background first. Rock’s pernicious effects on the human body, particularly the ears, are well known. Hearing loss and tinnitus (ringing in the ears) are widely reported among rock musicians. Pete Townshend may be the most famous victim, but aging rockers from Neil Young to Sting have all had their problems. Now youthful music lovers can achieve the same results fast and without compensation via round-theclock headphone use. Could one blast enough acoustic energy at an egg to cook it during a three-hour concert? In theory, yes. The proteins in egg white are chains of amino acids rolled up into balls, which allows them to move and causes the egg white to be more or less fluid. Exposure to heat denatures the proteins—they unwind from their tight balls and stick to each other, forming a coagulated mass. In short, the eggs cook. But heat isn’t the only way to accomplish this. You can do the same thing with a change in salt content or even air bubbles. And in 1936 Chambers and Flosdorf found you could also do it with sound. They pumped 175 watts of acoustic energy into egg white—roughly 140 dB, about 14 dB more than the Who generated in 1976 to earn the distinction of loudest band in the world according to Guinness. The egg white was denatured in just four minutes, probably due to pressure

Remarks: 1. We’ll assume, based on the Chambers/Flosdorf experiment, that it’s possible to “cook” an egg with sound. However, this was accomplished with purified albumen in lab vessels directly coupled to the sound source, not a couple uncracked eggs perched on the edge of a stage. 2. Don’t give me any crap about 50,000 watts from concert acoustic towers. I say if Una’s keeping the meter at 126 dB, minimally shy of the threshold of pain, she’s closely approximating the real-world concert experience. 3. In my book, stories of hardrock-boiled eggs are a neurologically challenged teenage crock. Likewise I’m guessing you’re not going to fry anyone’s brain no matter what on-hold music you use. cs By cecil adams Comments, questions? Take it up with Cecil on the Straight Dope Message Board, straightdope.com.

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waves from cavitation, the formation of tiny vacuum bubbles that collapse violently and unwind the proteins. But enough talk. I had my assistant Una round up a 300-watt home stereo, the hardest rock recordings she owned, and three bowls of room-temperature eggs—one control group, one bowl mounted on hard plastic, and the third bowl set on a cushion (Una wasn’t sure if vibrations from the floor would have any effect). Having placed the control eggs in an acoustically isolated spot, she arranged the speakers around the other two bowls and cranked the music up to an average measured intensity of 120 decibels, with peaks going off the scale at more than 126 decibels. All afternoon Una blasted everything from Lynyrd Skynyrd to Mötley Crüe to the Crystal Method. Periodically, wearing target-shooting earmuffs for protection, she checked the eggs’ temperature; the target eggs wound up eight degrees Fahrenheit warmer than the control group. (A possibly confounding factor is that at one point the experiment was illuminated by a lone cigarette lighter.) During the Crystal Method set the decibel meter was pegged almost continuously to the 126-dB mark, but Una reduced the volume to 120 dB after a burning smell began emanating from one speaker. My point is, she directed some serious sonic force at these pups. After five hours of this, all the eggs were cracked open and examined. There was no perceptible difference between any of the batches.

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A closer look at the good, the bad, and the ugly coming out of the Georgia Legislature this year by Patrick Rodgers | patrick@connectsavannah.com

This week concludes the final session of the state’s current legislative season. Although most of the talk leading up to our politicians’ summer vacation has centered on next year’s budget, don’t make the mistake of thinking Georgia’s elected officials have cleared their schedules to solve the economic crisis. During the last few weeks, the Capital building has been bustling with bills hoping for Gov. Perdue’s signature. From the curious to the strange, here are a few potential additions to the state code of law that you might not have heard about yet. The road kill bill It’s open season on deer, squirrel and other common species so long as you’re behind the wheel of a motor vehicle (and not under it). SB 474 will restore our right to take home most kinds of road kill. The bill states, “In general, any person may take possession of native wildlife which has been killed by a motor vehicle.” The exceptions to the law are bears, any legally protected species and, judging by the inclusion of “native” in the bill, most zoo animals. If you do happen to hit a bear, you might still be able to bring it home, but you’re obliged to inform a law enforcement official, who must then certify the accident and award you possession of the victim.

According to the previous rule, if you hit a deer, the police officer or conservation ranger could elect to give the carcass to any nearby “charitable institution or prison” that might be able to make use of said carcass. This bill has passed Senate and received a favorable report from the House Committee on Game, Fish and Parks. The age of (microchip) consent Known as the “Microchip Consent Act of 2010,” SB 235 would make it illegal to forcibly implant a microchip into any person in the state. Critics argue that the legislation lacks teeth when it comes to enforcement. Lawbreakers are only charged with a misdemeanor. The bill has passed the Senate, and was reported upon favorably by the House Judiciary Committee. This bill got some attention from the blogosphere last week because of the peculiar testimony it evoked from one woman who spoke to the House Judiciary Committee on the importance of passing the legislation sooner than later. The woman who testified before

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amusement machines” (sorry, arcade owners), poultry dealer licenses, annual business registration renewals, carnival licenses, vanity license plates and dozens of assorted court costs. As potential proof that state government has no interest in lowering healthcare costs, the second part of this Republican-favored bill includes a 1.45 percent tax on hospitals across the state. The new fee is “a payment to be imposed on hospitals to be used to obtain federal financial participation for medical assistance payments.” Who’s keeping the federal government out of healthcare now? Despite the budget crunch, the fee increases were paired with the decision to give over $250 million of the new state revenue money back in the form of a tax cut for wealthy retirees, who may soon reap the benefit of “a complete exclusion of certain retirement income from Georgia taxable net income.” The Georgia Budget and Policy Institute recommended the governor not pass the bill in its current form, but even heavily amended, it appears to still have support of the House and Senate.

Just punishment On a more serious note, HB 323 will change how the State Supreme Court will review death penalty cases and “eliminate the requirement that the court determine if a sentence of death is excessive or disproportionate to the penalty imposed in similar cases.” The plan is to streamline death penalty case reviews, but not necessarily expedite them. The high court would get an extra 25 days to decide whether to review pre–trial hearings. Georgia is currently tied for 10th in the country for the most exonerations of wrongfully convicted death row inmates. After passing the House unanimously, this bill is awaiting a second reading on the Senate floor. The big payback Among many difficult decisions made by politicians to help balance this year’s budget, the decision to raise the price of several annual permit fees seemed like a relatively harmless one. In what is one of the longest pieces of legislation to appear during this session, part one of HB 1055 will increase fees on things like “bona fide coin operated

Drugs (even fake ones) are bad Legislators want to add synthetic cannabinoids, also known as K2, to the list of Schedule I controlled substances (HB 1309). According to their research, this stuff is wildly popular amongst high school and college students, and could

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by Bill DeYoung | bill@connectsavannah.com Actors from the AASU Masquers rehearse a scene from Ruben Carbajal’s one-act Hold in the Jenkins Hall theater

More than 250 submissions were received for Armstrong Atlantic State University’s 2010 Coastal Empire New Play Festival. Just three will be performed by the Masquers company this weekend. “It’s a lot like gold–panning,” says theater instructor Eric Kildow, who read every single submitted script. “You are going to find a whole lot of truly, truly awful stuff. And then you find some stuff that needs a little bit of work, but you could maybe do something with it. “And you find some really delightful stuff as well.” Kildow, who whittled the big pile down to 30 scripts before passing the responsibility onto a team of judges, brainstormed the New Play Festival three years ago. “The sad fact about it is that there are always going to be more scripts than there are production opportunities,” he explains. “So we tried to alleviate that a little bit, and do something that isn’t being done a whole lot in this region: New works.” All three of the produced plays are one–acts, previously unpublished and unperformed. Submissions came from as far away as Russia and Australia.

The first ones to hit the circular file were those plays that required large casts or multiple set changes. “Those are things we are not really equipped to deal with,” Kildow says. “Then, the first thing we do is work to recruit the directors. We look at students who have directed for the Masquers season before, or have just finished the directing class, so we have sort of an idea of the quality of their work. “And then we look at people’s schedules; we sort of try to match it up by temperament as well.” As with all AASU Masquers productions, the actors are chosen by audition. Here are the works you’ll see this week in the Jenkins Hall theater: It’s So Different Out There: Savannah’s Gabriel Ricard calls his two–person play “a throwback to a Twlight Zone kind of energy. It’s about two people – a guy and a girl – who live in a cage in the middle of nothingness. We don’t know anything about them except that they’ve been there for hundreds of years, and they really don’t know anything beyond their existence in this cage.” Occasionally, the male character opens the door – but he doesn’t have the courage to venture outside. “One day, the girl says she’s had enough, she’s going through,” Ricard explains. “And the story takes off from there.” The tale’s origin is just as peculiar. “My mother used to breed and sell rats,”

says Ricard. “We literally had dozens of rat cages. In one of the cages lived this old rat, he was blind and crippled and pitiful. But somehow, some way, he could open his cage door. He would run around the living room, and scare the dog, and play in the dog food ... just have himself a time. “And then he’d run back to his cage. He did that until he died.” Hold: Brooklyn–based playwright Ruben Carbajal contributed this scathing dark comedy about a nameless man trying to get help through a suicide hotline. One operator after another – he keeps getting switched around – is rude, oblivious and argumentative, leaving the man (depressed over his recent divorce and the loss of a custody battle over his son) in worse shape than when he first placed the call. Another of Carbajal’s plays was produced at the 2009 AASU festival (the judges read each script without knowing the author’s name). Breadcrumb Sins: It’s 1936, and a photographer on assignment from the Works Progress Administration is in South Georgia to shoot pictures of an Evangelical tent revival. “She ends up falling in love with the preacher’s wife,” says playwright Neeley Gossett. “My family was Southern Baptist,” explains Gossett, who teaches English at Georgia Perimeter College in Atlanta.

“I’ve grown up in the South and always just had that as part of my life.” Gossett’s in the MFA program at Virginia’s Hollins College, studying (during the summer) to be a playwright. “Last summer, we were talking about what subjects can you tell the best that no one else can? So I was trying to figure out, what is the story of my life, and what do I have that I may able to tell better than somebody from another part of the country? Or somebody with a different experience?” And so Breadcrumb Sins was born. “I’m sort of trying to find my own voice and write not necessarily from personal experience but from the area I come from. To see, with language, what I have that’s different from everybody else.” In her play, the photographer is only making a stop in Georgia before heading south for the Everglades. The preacher’s wife, Gossett explains, therefore faces a dilemma: “Do I stay in the world I know, and that I know is safe, or do I take an adventure and go with something that I don’t know?” CS 2010 Coastal Empire New Play Festival Where: Jenkins Hall, Armstrong Atlantic State University campus, 11935 Abercorn St. When: At 7:30 p.m. Thursday and Friday, April 29 and 30 Admission: $10 (free for AASU staff, faculty, and students) Information: (912) 344–2801

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Nothing we can say here will make new converts for the Oaks – either you enjoy their exuberant, homespun four–part vocalizing or you don’t. Joe Bonsall, William Lee Golden, Richard Sterban and Duane Allen aren’t the hippest guys in the world – this is really old–school (i.e. ‘70s and ‘80s) country music – but they’ve been singing together for a very long time and they’ve got what they do down to a science. Unlike many country hitmakers of their day, the Oaks can still deliver. “Elvira”? “Bobbie Sue”? “Y’all Come Back Saloon”? Yes, the Oaks can still deliver. At 7:30 p.m. Friday, April 30 in the Johnny Mercer Theatre (Savannah Civic Center), 301 W. Oglethorpe Ave. Tickets $34.50, $42.50.

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Funk, folk, psychedelia and even bluegrass mix it up all warm ‘n’ cozy in the sweet embrace of the Swagger. It’s a jam band – music without borders – and up in Athens, jazz and Eastern–influenced guitar player “Danger” Dave Cardello is something of a local hero. Mandolinist Jake Cohen (a sometime member) adds the rural vibe, with Jeff Reusche’s open–tuning acoustic guitar (he’s the lead singer) leaving things wide open for experiments in spacy improv. Oh, the drummer, bassist and keyboard guys are killer as well. Listen & learn: www. myspace.com/3footswagger. 10 p.m. Fri, April 30, Live Wire Music Hall, 307 W. River St. $7.

MIGHTY MCFLY

After a half–dozen years of playing ‘80s covers on the Wild Wing circuit, this Athens–based quartet has just released an all–original CD, American Band. Still, for lead singer Brent McFly (that’s his name, folks, Back to the Future be damned) and company, the bread, butter and melba toast is tearing, gig after gig, through those high–energy favorites by Journey, AC/DC, Foreigner, Van Halen and Def Leppard. Mighty McFly is proud to call itself a party band,

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Randall Bramblett One of Georgia’s most revered contemporary musicians plays a solo Happy Hour show — you heard that right — and he’ll be doing a “Meet & Greet” afterwards. There’s a method to this seeming madness, however – the full Randall Bramblett Band will be back at Loco’s May 28, full of raging rock ‘n’ roll glory. This up–close–and–personal deal is a preamble of sorts, a “shake n howdy.” Bramblett, a husky–voiced R&B singer who plays keyboards, saxophone and a whole bunch of other instruments extremely well, was a charter member of the jazz/rock/fusion outfit Sea Level, alongside piano master Chuck Leavell (who’s been leading the Rolling Stones’ touring band for almost 30 years now). Bramblett and Leavell both still live in Georgia – they’re natives – and they frequently do shows together. He was also the utility man onstage when Steve Winwood and Jim Capaldi toured, as Traffic, in

and when tow–headed Brent first appears, in his trademark pink jacket, you’ll be hankerin’ for a hot

the 1990s. And the Randall Bramblett Band opened that Bonnie Raitt show last October in the Johnny Mercer Theatre. We’ll have loads of questions for Mr. B in a future issue, just before the band comes to town – in the meantime you can check out this Happy Hour Special, and ask him yourself. Listen & learn: www. randallbramblett.com. At 5:30 p.m. Friday, April 30 at Loco’s Grill & Pub, 301 W. Broughton St. Free.

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A little over two weeks ago, American Aquarium — the twangy alt–country band from Raleigh with the E Street sense of widescreen drama — played the Jinx, packed the place, rocked it seriously and sent everybody home at closing time with big, dumb, satisfied smiles on their faces. Come Monday, they’ll do it again. “The Jinx is our favorite bar in the entire world,” says B.J. Barham, the group’s singer, songwriter and cinematic focal point. “There’s such a cool community feeling about the Jinx – I like telling people that right there in one of most popular tourist destinations in the South, there’s this cultural epicenter of cool and hipness.” This week’s repeat performance was Barham’s idea. Monday will be his 26th birthday. “Last year, we actually played my birthday in Savannah, and it was just too much fun,” he says. “We actually had that night off this year – and I called Suzanne at the Jinx and said ‘I know you don’t ever do shows during the week, but is there any way we could swing through?’” The American Aquarium itinerary had the guys playing Columbia, S.C. Sunday night, and Tampa, Fla. Tuesday. The band, which performed 302 shows in 2009, is used to traveling hard, partying hard and giving it all up to the muse on show nights. So what was one more gig? Savannah was the icing on the birthday cake. “Every show just keeps getting better and better for us in Savannah,” says Barham. “When we first started playing there, we were just hoping Congress Street was busy that night, and a couple drunk people stumbled in and bought a CD. “But now, we’re very excited and confident about the fact that we’re actu-

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ally a destination band now. There are people actually walking through those doors and paying a $5 cover, not just to fill up their beer glass, but to actually come in and see the show.” He’s promising a wild time for the band’s Savannah fans. “I’m really pumped about it,” he says. “My girlfriend teases me – she says ‘I have to be there. Not because it’s your birthday, but just to make sure you live through the night.’” Barham and company are also celebrating the release of Small Town Hymns, the band’s fourth album. Produced at Tweed Studios in Oxford, Miss. by Andrew Radcliffe (Wilco, Black Crowes) the album represents – for Barham, anyway – a major step forward in terms of lyrics. “The last record was by a bar band, full of bravado and cockiness,” he explains. “It was just me shooting from the hip – a lot of people were looking for an artistic statement from me, and it was a ‘fuck you’ record. I wasn’t trying to have these great metaphors for love, I was telling one girl in particular to go fuck herself. Twelve times.” That album was titled Dances For the Lonely. “The new one, instead of putting the blame on girls, it’s asking ‘What if it’s me? What if me not being home all the time is fucking up these relationships? What if it’s my philandering that’s fuck-

ing up these relationships?’ It’s definitely not pointing a finger at anyone, except for myself.” A native of Reidsville, a tiny, tobacco–growing North Carolina farm town, Barham left home at 18 to study history at NCSU in Raleigh. The muse – and American Aquarium, named after the opening line in a Wilco song – arrived soon after he settled in. Many of the songs on Small Town Hymns, Barham explains, “are about the struggle of being a kid in a small town, with way bigger aspirations than the same job your dad did.” He’s pleased with his “narrative approach,” about his newly fine–tuned lyrical details. “I definitely get to play more characters. I’m very excited about the fact that these aren’t about one girl. These are stories. “With the last record, many people said ‘This kid’s not a songwriter’ or ‘He’s taking a step back.’ “This is me coming back with a giant middle finger, being like ‘fuck you, I’m a songwriter.’” CS American Aquarium Where: The Jinx, 127 W. Congress St. When: At 10 p.m. Monday, May 3 Artist’s website: www.myspace.com/ americanaquarium

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Doc’s Bar Roy & the Circuitbreakers (Live Music) 9 p.m. Fiddler’s Crab House (River Street) Matt Williams (Live Music) J.J. Bonerz Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Jazz’d Tapas Bar Bottles & Cans (Fri) (Live Music) Johnny Mercer Theatre (Savannah Civic Center) The Oak Ridge Boys (Live Music) 7:30 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Harry O’Donoghue (Fri) (Live Music) 8:30 p.m. Live Wire Music Hall 3 Foot Swagger (Live Music) 10 p.m. Loco’s Grill & Pub Randall Bramblett (solo) (Live Music) 5:30 p.m. Mercury Lounge Josh Maul Blues Band (Live Music) Molly McGuire’s (Wilmington Island) Eric Culberson Blues Band (Live Music) Molly McGuire’s (Wilmington Island) Eric Culberson Blues Band (Live Music) Molly McPherson’s Scottish Pub Augie & Chris (Live Music) 10 p.m. Molly McPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) Neil Lucas Band (Live Music) 9 p.m. Rocks on the Roof Matt Eckstine (Live Music) Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Fri) (Live Music) 8 p.m. Sentient Bean Savannah Spoken Word Festival (Other) Friday Night Fix: Open mic 7:30 p.m. Sweet Melissa’s Today the Moon, Tomorrow the Sun (Live Music) Tantra Lounge Permanent Tourist (Live Music) 9:30 p.m. Tortugas Island Grille Jan Spillane (Live Music) Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House Mary Davis & Co. (Live Music) 7 p.m. W.G. Shucker’s Turtle & Friends (Live Music) Warehouse Train Wrecks (Live Music) Wild Wing Cafe 4â€¢30 Big Chief (outside) & Mighty McFly (inside) (Live Music) Wormhole Bar These United States, General O, Magazine Ave., Niche (Live Music)

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Mad about Madeira No one has done more to resurrect the passion once enjoyed by Madeira than Mannie Berk, founder of Sonoma, Calif.’s, Fine Wine Co. Berk has been a tireless promoter of Madeira through tastings and talks, but especially through marketing Madeira on his website. As new wines, the silky and decadent Madeira is affordable; at it’s most rare the wine is as precious as gold. Berk’s current inventory features a modestly priced 500 ml bottle of 2000 Barbeito Malvasia Single Cask ‘44a’ Madeira for $37.50. A 1760 Borges Terrantez Madeira tops out the list at $4,950. The fortified wine hailing from Portugal is the stuff of dusty history archives. Scholars have researched the wine, its trade routes and its social and economic influence. Savannah even had its own Madeira Society that was founded in the 1950s and survived into the 1980s – and has now, like the wine, faded into obscurity for most. But not all. Berk’s company created the Historic Series to help modern oenophiles reclaim interest in the wine. The series stood at three – Boston Bual, New York Malmsey and Charleston Sercial – but now has a fourth member: Savannah Verdelho. There are four major types of Madeira based on four grape types. Sercial is the driest, followed by Verdelho. Boal is sweet and Malmsey is the sweetest. In addition to these vintage grapes there are blends, most notably rainwater Madeira, a creation credited to William Neyle Habersham of Savannah. That’s just one historic tidbit that curiosity seekers can find when researching Madeira.

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There’s plenty of published material – and papers of the Savannah Madeira Society are now part of the Georgia Historical Society archives. One reason for the wine’s success in the South is is stalwart character. As a fortified wine, it survives heat, humidity and rough ocean crossings. Once opened, it seems to keep indefinitely. Savannah Verdelho is nutty and warming; as rich, as opulent as its heritage suggests. It is particularly well–balanced and enjoyable as an aperitif – or as a companion to rich stews and soups. I enjoyed mine with a cheese plate drizzled with honey. It paired best with a salty aged pecorino romano and a rich, tangy imported blue cheese. Several Savannah package stores carry the label at about $50. Cinco de Mayo The holiday will be a product roll–out of sorts for new brand ON Tequila. ON produces three labels from their plantation near Jalisco, Mexico, where tequila was born in the 14th century. The blue agave plants must mature for 9 years before harvest, then each is collected graded and ultimately used to produce Blanco, Reposado and Anejo tequilas. Blanco, the “silver” tequila is not aged, but still drinks smooth and full of flavor. I preferred Reposado, which sees oak barrel aging for six months to a year, drinks smoother, rounder and has a nice silky mouthfeel. Fans of boldly flavored but mild drinking tequila will gravitate to Anejo, a bronze colored tequila that ages for more than a year in oak. Among local bars hosting ON Cinco de Mayo parties, complete with door prizes and visits from the ON Tequila girls, are Bonna Bella Yacht Club, Sol, Bacchus and Uncle Harry’s. Sugar Daddy’s Wine & Food Bar will host a tequila and chocolate tasting in conjunction with Wright Square Cafe. cs

Randy’s Bar–B–Q

Fellow foodie and recovering print journalist Big Apple told me about Randy’s, a roadside pit master who has staked claim to the lot across from the Department of Family and Children’s Services on Wheaton Street. As much as I love street food when I travel, I don’t usually frequent these joints in Savannah. Mostly, that’s out of support for others in the food service business who have to jump through endless hurdles with tax collectors, the health department and various licensing boards. Randy, however, does get an inspection from the health department, he last scored an “A’ during a February 2010 visit. There is usually line, indicative of Randy’s butter tender barbecued ribs and great value. My short stand in the queue saw plenty of the ”Five Dollar Plate” being bagged up and driven away. I ordered one, too. Back home in Kentucky, this is what BBQ dive joints call a rib sandwich: two slices of cheap white bread and a pile of sauce smothered ribs. It’s basic, primal – and satisfying. Randy, as it turns out, is not as much about smoking as barbecuing. What presence of smoke there is to the taste, it’s over powered by his sweet, mildly tangy sauce. The juicy pork bites clean from the bone and delivers that fatty, tasty, decadent hit o’ pork that I sometimes crave. No printed menu surfaced, but careful listening indicated that there is also chicken and potato salad – the addition of which, I suspect, make up the other standing option, the Eight Dollar Plate. Simple, satisfying: sweet, flavorful pork in a foam clamshell. Now that’s some eatin’. 750 Wheaton St.

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Somehow, stories like these get lost as memories fade. Perhaps at the time it was merely business, and the adventure was just a part of life. Perhaps at the time they had no idea how it would affect the future of world economy. For some reason the incredible trek of Robert Fortune has lain rather dormant — until author Sarah Rose dusted off his old journals and brought him back to life. A botanist and horticulturalist, Fortune was enlisted by the East India Tea Company to turn spy and gather tea plants, recipes, traditions and even gardeners without the knowledge of the Emperor. All because England didn’t want to pay China to import the tea anymore. Sarah Rose’s For All the Tea in China is enlightening, fast–paced and great fun to read. I interviewed Rose about the process of uncovering this amazing tale: How did you come across the story of Robert Fortune? What about him made you want to dig deeper, and eventually write about him? Sarah Rose: My ex–boyfriend said to me “I heard one guy stole tea from China, you should look into that.” So I did. It turns out Robert Fortune went undercover in Chinese clothing and fought pirates, in addition to changing

the world by bringing the secrets of tea horticulture and manufacturing beyond China. There were international drug cartels, and technological innovation as revolutionary as the microchip – it was just a great story I couldn’t resist. Did you get to travel to any exotic locales? Sarah Rose: I retraced Fortune’s steps in China, including a trip down the Yangtze, and overland to Wu Yi Shan. I also made several trips to London, to see the Physic Garden and to research the East India Company papers. I have a deep background in the story, my first job was as a cub reporter during the Hong Kong handover in 1997 and I also traveled through India for six months. Do you have plans for another book? A novel? Sarah Rose: No plans for a novel. I have another non–fiction book in mind that would combine colonial history and biblical history, with a bit of swashbuckling too. It will take me to Egypt and London: DaVinci Code meets Raiders of the Lost Ark. But writing books is really, really hard so I’ve been enjoying working on magazine pieces for the past year.

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Sarah Rose: Honestly, I recommend aspiring authors do anything else other than write books. I wouldn’t have listened to this advice once upon a time, and now I’m too old. Writing is a really hard and dispiriting way to earn a living. I don’t know that I have ever really felt in the zone, I just set myself a word count for the day — some days I could write 400 words by lunch, some days it took me all day just to sit in my chair and I would write between 10:30 pm and 1 am. I am fortunate in that I could run away some place quiet and warm for six weeks in the winter. I have the very good fortune to have chosen a best friend who lives in Hawaii. It’s important to have trusted readers. I have a fabulous agent and my ex–boyfriend is a tremendous reader of my work; for about 2 years they were the only ones who saw it. Once I felt it looked vaguely book–like, I prevailed upon my friends in the profession for a read –– and only then did I realize For All the Tea in China was any good. And now, I think it’s really good! cs Read Meaghan’s full review and find out more about the book at cineastesbookshelf.blogspot.com

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Work from Adam Reinhard’s thesis show at Hall St. Gallery; reception is Friday evening by Cuban artist Alexandre Arrechea who depicts seemingly impractical objects that belie complex, thought-provoking and clever observations about power. Gallery talk and reception: 4/30, 5-8pm.Gutstein Gallery , 201 E. Broughton St., Selected Work by Robert Friedman — A local artist who made a name for himself with ceramics, exhibits a collection of work including sculpture and primal acrylic paintings. Runs through April 30. JEA Art Gallery, 5111 Abercorn St. The Armada Series — Local artist Chris Keinke’s intricately layered paintings reference colonialism, slavery and globalization. Through May 5. Reception: May 1, 6-9pm. Desotorow Gallery , 2427 Desoto Ave. The Works — Mixed media exhibition of work from seniors in AASU’s Arts program. Savannah Mall Through the Woods — A solo show by California artist Clare Rojas whose work pulls imagery from a variety of traditions to create poignant allegorical narratives.

Through 5/9. Reception: 4/30, 6-8pm. Pinnacle Gallery , 320 E. Liberty St. Whodunit — Painter Adam Reinhard explores emotion and expression through portraits of individuals’ body language. Through May 14. Reception: April 30, 6-8pm. Hall Street Gallery, 212 W. Hall St. Work by Jeff Zeigler — A collection of folk and abstract paintings by local artist Jeff Zeigler. The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Works of Ordinary Madness — An eclectic collection of work by Heath Rich, including drawings, paintings and other pieces. Slate Grey Studios, 4117 Montgomery St. Works on Paper — A group show featuring local artists demonstrating the diverse range of art made on paper. Includes Betsey Cain, Carmen Aliffi, James Zdaniewski, Gerome Temple and more. Runs through 6/5. Atwell’s Art and Frames, 228 W. Broughton St. cs

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Based on Mark Millar’s popular comic series, Kick–Ass begins as a PG–13 delight before eventually turning into an R–rated ordeal. Adaptations of this sort often squarely fit into the more restrictive rating (e.g. Watchmen, Sin City), and Millar’s illustrated series certainly isn’t for the kiddies. But despite this fact, here’s one graphic (in all senses of the word) retelling that would have benefited from a more family–friendly rendition. The title refers to Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a geeky teenager who loves comic books and wonders why no one has ever mimicked the caped crusaders seen battling evildoers in print. Even though he concedes that his only superpower is being “invisible to girls,” Dave decides to don a slick scuba suit and mask and take to the streets to fight crime under the moniker of Kick–Ass. His first encounter with a couple of street punks ends with him receiving a shiv in his stomach before getting slammed by a speeding car, two incidents that land him in the hospital. Released with damaged nerve endings and a semi–steel body that basically turns him into a Wolverine–with– training–wheels, he again tries his hand at crime–fighting – this time, his skirmish is captured on film and broadcast all over the

Internet, turning him into a media sensation. As long as Kick–Ass remains focused on Dave and his exploits in and out of costume, it remains a clever modern riff on the classic Marvel tale, like watching Peter Parker’s travails reimagined for Napoleon Dynamite. But this is only half the movie. The rest involves the efforts of two far more accomplished superheroes, Big Daddy (a woefully miscast Nicolas Cage) and Hit–Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz), to take down a ruthless criminal named Frank D’Amico (Mark Strong, fresh from playing the ruthless criminal in Sherlock Holmes). Big Daddy and Hit–Girl are the secret identities of ex–cop Damon Macready and his 9–year–old daughter Mindy, and they’re both bent on revenge. Make that bloody revenge. A glaring streak of sadism proves to be Kick–Ass’s undoing, as the can–do pluck and spirit exhibited in, say, Spider–Man is ignored in favor of unrelenting violence at every turn. Writer–director Matthew Vaughn (who previously helmed the memorable Layer Cake) and co–writer Jane Goldman might believe it’s fair game for the bad guys to get offed in jokey, gruesome ways (most notably the goon who explodes in an oversized microwave), but how funny is it when D’Amico fatally shoots a costumed kid in the head after mistaking him for the real Kick–Ass? Equally troubling is the handling of the character of Hit–Girl, who, taught by her father, proceeds to kill scores of men (and one woman) by any means necessary (guns, knives, you name it). One character chastises Damon Macready for turning Mindy into a pint–size killer, correctly asserting

THE LAST SONG Steve McQueen, Sally Field and George Clooney are among the many actors who successfully transitioned from the small screen to the large one (and don’t forget that fellow named Clint), but Miley Cyrus seems more likely to join the ranks of Kirk Cameron, Tony Danza and the Olsen twins, thespians who attempted to make the leap but fell short by about 10 miles. In this adaptation of the Nicholas Sparks novel, the Disney Channel product stars as Ronnie Miller, a brooding teen who’s none too thrilled that she’s forced to spend the summer with her father (Greg Kinnear) at his beachside home (filming took place on Tybee Island). Still angry at him for divorcing her mom (the ageless Kelly Preston), she shows her disapproval by turning down acceptance at Julliard, refusing to eat dinner with him, and perpetually pouting whenever she’s in his presence (that’ll teach him!). Initially, Cyrus’ character is supposed to be this anti–establishment rebel, but the actress suggests “punk” about as much as Wubbzy. At any rate, she eventually mellows out after meeting local hottie Will (Liam Hemsworth), a jock from a rich family. From here, the film slogs its way through the usual hoary conventions, including Will’s snotty circle objecting to Ronnie’s lack of wealth and prestige and the sudden terminal disease sprung on one of the principal players. Cyrus isn’t quite ready for her big–screen close–up, as evidenced by her clumsy pauses (as if she expects canned sit–com reactions after her every utterance) as well as her exaggerated enunciation that’s more suited to the boob tube. But let’s not be too rough on the child: It’s hard to put one’s best foot forward when dealing with a script that’s the literary equivalent of cement shoes.

CLASH OF THE TITANS 3–D or not 3–D — that’s not even a question as far as Clash of the Titans is concerned. In the wake of Avatar’s phenomenal success, studios are shame-

lessly slapping the 3–D format onto whatever pictures are in the can, failing to take into account that Avatar’s visuals were so stunning because the picture was shot in 3–D. Clash of the Titans represents the laziest use of the process to date: I repeatedly removed my special glasses during the screening and could scarcely tell any difference between 2–D and 3–D. My advice? Avoid any theater charging more to see this in 3–D; it’s not worth the extra cash. As to whether the film itself is worth seeing in any format, that’s a closer call. Fans of the 1981 original won’t find many improvements here: Ray Harryhausen’s lovingly crafted stop–motion effects have been swapped out for the usual CGI sound and fury; the ingratiating sense of camp has been obliterated, replaced by a solemnity signaled by furrowed brows and stone faces (and not just on those who encounter Medusa); and the amusing banter between the gods (played by the likes of Laurence Olivier and Maggie Smith) is noticeably MIA. On its own terms, however, the film is passable spectacle.As Perseus, the mortal son of Zeus (Liam Neeson) who must thwart Hades (Ralph Fiennes) by defeating a string of ghastly beasts and saving both a city and its princess (Alexa Davalos), Avatar’s Sam Worthington is merely OK (the reason for his high demand continues to elude me), but his character is backed by a colorful assortment of warriors who make his journey memorable. Fiennes’ portrayal of Hades may not fall far from the Voldemort tree, but he nevertheless cuts a menacing figure. And while most of the mythical creatures (Medusa, the Kraken) pale next to Harryhausen’s achievements, the monstrous scorpions prove to be an exception, and superb FX work allows their battle with the humans to emerge as the film’s action highlight.Those hoping for a Harry Hamlin sighting (he played Perseus in the original) will be left hanging, but rest assured that there’s a clever cameo appearance by another vet of the ’81 release. It would be cruel and unfair to viewers to ruin the scene here (clue: it involves a non–human character), but it’s an amusing gag, and it slices through the rest of the picture’s glumness with the precision of a sword crafted by Zeus himself.

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that this little girl deserves a normal childhood. Yet Kick–Ass then completely ignores this line of thought, allowing Macready to steadfastly remain a good guy and never once questioning the fact that he’s turned his daughter into a soulless killing machine.

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tepid results) would be well–advised to approach Hot Tub Time Machine in a cautious manner. That isn’t to say the movie doesn’t deserve its solid endorsement; it’s merely to point out that, despite its irresistible hook, this isn’t the ultimate 1980s tribute film that the world – well, OK, the ’80s generation – has eagerly been anticipating. Director Steve Pink and his trio of writers create four distinct individuals to head up the picture: Adam (’80s player John Cusack), nursing a broken heart after his girlfriend leaves him; Lou (Rob Corddry), so obnoxious that even his few friends can’t stand being around him; Nick (Craig Robinson), who suspects his wife is having an affair; and the much younger Jacob (Clark Duke), Adam’s nerdy, couch–potato nephew. With Jacob in tow, the three 40–somethings return to the resort that figured prominently in their youth, only to discover that it’s now a dilapidated establishment surrounded by a ruined town. Their room’s hot tub initially appears to be broken, but by nightfall, it’s working fine, and the four men enjoy its comforts while getting hammered.

When they wake up the next morning, they discover they’re no longer in 2010; instead, they’ve been magically transported back to 1986, part of an era in which leg warmers were the norm, C. Thomas Howell was a movie star and – kids, you may want to sit down for this one – MTV actually played music videos. Looking like their younger selves to everyone except each other (and those of us in the audience), Adam, Lou and Nick decide that they have to repeat all their actions just as they did the first time around, lest they accidentally alter the future – a possibility signaled by the fact that Jacob, who wasn’t even born yet, keeps flickering in and out of sight. Pink and his team could have coasted with this premise, but once viewers get past the obligatory raunch (a necessary salute, I suppose, to such atrocious 80s comedies as Private School and Porky’s Revenge), they might be surprised to discover the level of genuine wit on display. The reason for the hot tub malfunction that thrusts them into the past is nicely bookended with scenes involving the era’s Commie paranoia,

and the mystery surrounding a bellboy’s right arm – and the scenario’s ultimate resolution – proves to be a running gag that never flags. Incidentally, that bellboy is played by Back to the Future’s Crispin Glover, which makes the eventual shout–out to “McFly” all the more sweet. As far as the ’80s research goes, some sloppiness is definitely on view – one character makes a reference to 21 Jump Street even though that show didn’t premiere until April 1987. And some of the missed opportunities are too glaring to ignore: Given the abundance of youth flicks during that decade (the Brat Pack and beyond), didn’t anyone think to ring up Anthony Michael Hall or Judd Nelson with the offer of a cameo appearance? (At least Chevy Chase is on hand to represent the SNL–schooled stars, playing a mystical repairman, while perennial ’80s villain William Zabka also drops by.) Admittedly, Hot Tub Time Machine might play better to those with more than a passing familiarity with the era. More specifically, its target audience might best be summed up by this statement uttered by Lou

after making a new friend: “We actually have a lot in common: We both love tits and Motley Crue.”

THE BOUNTY HUNTER

The Oscars for Best Sound Editing and Best Sound Mixing frequently go to war movies or science fiction films – this year, for example, The Hurt Locker beat out such competitors as Avatar, Inglourious Basterds and Star Trek for both statues. Frankly, I think the criteria regarding these categories should be modified so that the winner doesn’t necessarily have to promote technical innovation or seat–rattling verisimilitude, but can instead simply make a torturous viewing experience more tolerable by including some aural pleasures certain to ease the suffering of moviegoers. By that token, I nominate The Bounty Hunter as an early contender for the next round of annual awards. If nothing else, the soundtrack contains a delightfully eclectic mix of songs, from The Rolling Stones’ “Hang Fire” and Run–D.M.C.’s “It’s Tricky” to Frank Sinatra’s “This Town” and Jerry Reed’s

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Alice in Wonderland Here’s the problem with the vast majority of movies based on Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and its sequel, Through the Looking–Glass: They’re too tame, too hesitant and too conventional to really tap into the more unsettling aspects of an immortal fantasy that provides as much satisfaction for adults as for children. The most disappointing adaptation is arguably 1951’s Alice in Wonderland, the animated Disney version that misinterpreted the tale as merely a merry romp for small tykes. The best version remains Jan Svankmajer’s 1988 Czech import Alice, which employed stop– motion animation to create a creepy masterpiece. And now, falling down the rabbit hole of good intentions, is Tim Burton’s new take on the classic, a visually stimulating rendition that nevertheless comes off as lamentably timid.

Carroll’s 7–year–old protagonist has been transformed into a 19–year–old heroine (played by Mia Wasikowska), who escapes from a dull Victorian–era garden party only to find herself tumbling into the strange world known as “Underland.” She quickly comes to learn that this mysterious place is ruled by the wicked Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter), who has usurped the throne from her saintly sister, the now–banished White Queen (Anne Hathaway). Convinced that it’s all only a dream, Alice largely stumbles from one incident to the next; her strongest ally proves to be The Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp), who lost his marbles at the same time the White Queen lost her empire. Providing unnecessary backstory to an established character like the Hatter is the sort of boxed–in thinking that often torpedoes the picture. Scripter Linda Woolverton has some exemplary credits to her name (including Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King), but her talent for classically structured narratives gets in the way here, since Carroll’s surreal saga is anything but streamlined. The changes made to the source material are, almost without exception, devoid of true vision or imagination, meaning that the most demented moments – such as the floating heads in the castle’s moat, or the sudden appearances by the Cheshire Cat (still the story’s coolest character) – need to be embraced whenever they sporadically appear. As Alice, Wasikowska is rather listless, while Depp seems to be on board only as a favor to his friend and frequent collaborator Burton – in other words, he brings nothing special to the role. The only cast member who truly excels is Bonham Carter, whose performance is outrageous enough to meet the demands of the Red Queen’s excesses yet also allows a smidgen of pity to be applied toward the character’s resigned awareness of her own deformity. The actress clearly holds the winning hand here, trumping all other players in this house of cards. CS

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“She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft).” Whenever these tunes (and others) floated through the auditorium speakers, it was possible to shut my eyes and pretend I was back home, peacefully sitting on the couch with beer or wine in hand. But then the music would subside and somebody on screen, usually Jennifer Aniston or Gerard Butler, would start speaking again, and I was cruelly snapped back to reality. Honestly, what’s there to say about a romantic comedy so generic that it might as well have been called Generic Romantic Comedy? As the title character, a slob who’s been hired to find his ex–wife and haul her to jail for missing a court date, Butler builds on The Ugly Truth by playing another boorish chauvinist, once again demonstrating that hiscomedic instincts are roughly on par with those of a great white shark. And as the angry ex, a reporter who’s on the verge of single–handedly cracking a murder case (in tight dress and heels, of course), Aniston regrettably shows that she’s only dependable when insulated by terrific indie casts (The Good Girl, Friends with Money) or co–starring opposite adorable retriever puppies (aww, Marley!). Predictably plotted, poorly cast (the leads have zero chemistry) and painfully unfunny (nothing here to even crack a smile, let alone bust a gut), The Bounty Hunter is yet one more imbecilic effort suffering from arrested development, but will cause most discerning viewers to recognize it for a cheap trick that should come with some sort of trigger warning before it unfolds.

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Activism & Politics Chatham County Democratic Party

For info, contact Tony Center at 912-233-9696 or TonyCenter@comcast.net Chatham County Democratic Headquarters, 313 W. York St. , Savannah http://www.chathamdems.net/

League of Women Voters

meets first Monday of the month at 5 p.m. in Room 3, Candler Heart and Lung Building. Must be 18 or older. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

National Council of Negro Women

meets the first Saturday of the month at 10 a.m. in the Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum. Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum, 460 Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd. , Savannah

Purrs 4 Peace

Three minutes of simultaneous purring by cats (and honorary cats) around the world, conducted online (Facebook & Twitter) each Sunday at 3 p.m. by Savannah residents Confucius Cat and his human Staff. Details at www.ConfuciusCat.blogspot.com. Contact @ ConfuciusCat (Twitter) or Acolytes of Confucius Cat (Facebook).

Savannah Area Young Republicans

For information, visit www.savannahyoungrepublican.com or call Allison Quinn at 308-3020.

Benefits 3rd I-D Adopt-a-Soldier Program

The Adopt-a-Solider Program currently has several projects underway, including sending care packages to troops who will be stationed in Haiti for the next 6-12 months, as well as supplies being sent to medics in Afghanistan. If you are interested in donating, or more info, contact: carol.megathlin@comcast.net

Blood Drive

The Blood Alliance and Hampton Inn host a blood drive on May 21, 12-7pm. Those who donate will be eligible for a raffle incl. gift cards and free hotel stays. Hampton Inn 201 MLK Jr. Blvd. To schedule an appt to give blood or for more info: 912-721-1603 or via email at: angela.lightsey@hilton.com

Citizens Advocacy Annual Covered Dish Supper

Bring a covered dish, bottle of wine, or $5 donation. Enjoy live music from Soap and hear inspiring stories from people who’ve been involved in the advocacy program. May 13, 5:308:30pm. Savannah Station. 601 Cohen St.

Hope House of Savannah

A nonprofit housing program for homeless women and their children. Hope House is requesting donation of new or gently used furniture for its transitional housing program, Peeler House. Pick-up can be arranged and a tax deductible letter will be provided. Call 236-5310.

In Memory of Dustin Dauphinee

An account has been opened in honor of Dustin Dauphinee, a young man who died in a car accident on the Truman Expressway in early April. The account is at the First Chatham Bank, in his name, and any donations will be used by his family cope with funeral expenses. For more info: 912-660-6000

Smiles for Life

Godley Station Dental offers custom whitening kits with all proceeds benefiting two children’s charities. Have your teeth whitened for a tax deductible donation. Offer runs through June 1. Call for more info: 912-748-8585.

required. Please bring resume and headshot if available. May 8, 11am-4pm. Adler Hall, 532 Indian St. For more info: Lia Towers - ltower20@ student.scad.edu

Short films wanted

The first annual Savannah Beach Film Festival will take place Oct. 2, 2010. The call for short films (under 20 min.) is open until Sept. 1. $20/entry fee per film. Application forms, and more info, available at Huc-A-Poos on Tybee. 912-786-5900.

Short films wanted

Summer Interns

The Co-Lab art gallery and studio is looking for interns interested in hands-on experience with marketing, promotions, artist and theme selection and more. For more info: email thecolaboratory@gmail.com or stop by 631 E. Broad St. Wed-Sat 1-6pm.

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Art Smarts

SCAD and Arts Academy join forces for a non-residential summer camp experience for ages 7-14. Workshops in studio art, computer art and performing arts/production design are available. July 12-16; July 29-23; and July 2630. E-mail savannahartsmarts@scad.edu.

Art,-Music, Piano and Voice-coaching

For all age groups, beginners through advanced, classic, modern, jazz improvisation and theory. Serious inquiries only. 961-7021 or 667-1056.

Bach Bash camp for kids

A four-day camp running June 28-July 1, 9am-5pm. A program allowing kids to experiment with music, dance and puppetry. Open to children who have completed grades 1-6. Cost: $80 for week. Hosted by Lutheran Church of the Ascension. 120 Bull St. Call 232-4151 for more info, or to register.

Beading Classes

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659. Bead Dreamer Studio, Savannah http://www.beaddreamer.com/

Savannah’s own version of the popular TED conference will take place June 18. There is an open call for potential presenters and speaker nominations who will address the theme of “Designing Creativity.” For more info: http:// tedxcreativecoast.com/speakers

Boater Safety Course

Want to collab with the Co-Lab? We are open wed thru sat noon-6pm contact: thecolaboratory@gmail.com

Classes, Camps & Workshops

Children’s Choir Summer Camp

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Georgia Heritage FCU Scholarships

The Credit Union offers two $1,000 scholarships. One for a high school student who will attend an accredited university within six months of receiving the award, and another to a student currently enrolled in a university program. Applicants must be members of the GHFCU. Deadline May 7. For more info, visit www.gaheritagefcu.org or call 236-4400.

Open Casting Call

Open call for actors of all ages interested in being part of student films that will begin production in the next few months. No experience

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Hope House and Savannah State University are providing an after-school program for youth and young adults ages 12 to 29. Program activities last for about 2 hours every Wednesday at SSU. Transportation is provided. Snacks, field trips and supportive services are provided at no charge. 236-5310. Savannah http://www. savstate.edu/

Akonting Workshop

The akonting is the West African predecessor to the American banjo. Learn how to make a simple version of the instrument. May 8, 10am2pm. Ships of the Sea Museum, http://www. shipsofthesea.org/

The Metro Police Department is offering boater safety courses on the 3rd Saturday of every month. Participants will receive a certificate upon completion and may qualify for insurance discounts. Minimum age is 12 years old. For more info, call 912-921-5450. The Savannah Children’s Choir hosts this two-week, full day camp offers daily lessons in sight singing and music reading, music history, theory and more. July 19-30. Open to kids 2nd-8th grades interested in music. There is also a mini-camp for 4-7 year olds. Registration materials are now available on the Choir’s website, www.savannahchoir.org. For more info: 912-228-4758

Construction Apprentice Program

Step Up’s CAP is recruiting for a new training program open to men and women interested in gaining skills in the construction field. Introductory sessions will be held for potential participants: 4/29: 10am at St. Pius FRC. 5/3: 10am at HAS Neighborhood RC and 4pm at St. Pius FRC. 5/4: 2pm at Moses Jackson Community Center. For more info: call Tara Sinclair

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Conversational Spanish

Do you want to practice your Spanish? Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. For information, e-mail cafecontigo@gmail. com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. , Savannah

Conversational Spanish Group

Want to improve your Spanish skills? Meet at the Sentient Bean every Monday, 5:00pm. Group focuses on increasing vocabulary, grammar, and conversational confidence! Free and open to all levels of experience. Call Ronnie at 912-257-0333, or email dvorakquartet12@yahoo.com for more info.

Dating With Success

Discuss strategies to feel great dating and enjoy dating. Improve your dating skills. This is for people of all cultures, colors races and ages. For more info, call: 912-604 3281

Davenport House Junior Interpreter Program

Young people ages 14-19 can learn to give tours of the Davenport House Museum during an eight week program. Training is held at the museum from 6 to 8 p.m. on Thursdays from June 17 - August 6. An orientation will be held on May 17 at 6:30 p.m. For info: 912-236-8097, info@davenporthousemuseum

DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, DWI, offenders, and anyone seeking to gain knowledge about the dangers of driving impaired. A must see for teenage drivers seeking a drivers license for the first time or teenage drivers who already received a license. The group meets once a month and the cost is $30.00. For more info: 912-4430410.

English as a Second Language

We are tiny groups, 2-4 students. Learn English in a fun, relaxed way. We meet when you have time in a coffee shop downtown Savannah. Single meetings are available too. There is a small fee per class. call: 912-604-3281

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. Savannah

Flying Legends Summer Camp

Day Camp for kids age 6-11 offered at the Mighty Eighth Airforce Museum. Classes available in June, July and August. Learn about everything from life on the home front to WWII pilot training. Call Heather, 912-7488888 for more info.

German Language Classes

Have fun learning German with small groups of 3-6 students. Classes meet Monday & Thursday evening at the Sentient Bean. The choices are Beginners I or II, or advanced Conversational class. There is a small fee per class. I am a native professor from Switzerland. For more info: (912) 604 3281 The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave ,

Gifted Learning Summer Programs

The Dept of Gifted and Advanced learning will offer 2 summer programs open to SCCPSS students. Junior University is open 6th8th grade students. Contact Michael Corbett at 201-5700. Superintendent’s Scholars is open to students enrolling in AP classes. Includes classes and possible paid internship. Contact Donna Brado or Grace Herrington at 395-6327. Both programs run June 21-July1, 8:30am-1pm.

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Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

The Housing Authority of Savannah hosts a series of regular classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. 1407 Wheaton Street. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri of month, 9-11am. Basic Computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1-3pm. Community Computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3-4:30pm. For more info: 912-232-4232 x115 or www.savannahpha.com

Infant/Child CPR Class

Held the first and third Monday of the month, 6:30 PM in the Candler Professional Bldg., Room 508. The class is for new and expectant parents. $25 per person. For more info and to register, call 819-3368 or 800501-4054 or www.sjchs.org.

Knitting Class

Knit your own scarf, hand-warmer or blanket. You choose your colors and what you like to knit. I teach you how to do it. We meet in small groups downtown Savannah. Meeting in a coffee shop. There is a small fee per class. Please call my cell: 912-604-3281

Model Airplane Building Class

Free children’s model airplane building class with the purchase of a model airplane. World War II model airplanes are on sale in the Museum’s Gift Store for $12. Classes will be held at 10 am, 1 pm & 3 pm. May 15. Mighty Eighth Airforce Museum. Contact Heather at 912-748-8888.

Puppet Shows

Offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center for schools, day cares, libraries, churches, community events and fairs. Call 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Savannah Conservatory for the Performing Arts

Low cost instruction in a group lesson format. Classes in drama, dance, percussion, woodwinds, brass, strings, piano, vocals, guitar, visual arts and music theory Tuesdays and Thursdays 5:30, 6:30 or 7:30pm. $60 per quarter. 352-8366, tsaconservatory@ bellsouth.net. Salvation Army Community Center, 3000 Bee Rd. , Savannah

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Aerospace education programs and activities for adults and teens ages 12-18. Meets every Thursday from 7-9 p.m. Visit www. gawg.cap.gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol. com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410. Savannah Flying Tiger Composite Squadron, Savannah International Airport , Savannah

Offering a variety of business classes. Call 652-3582. Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street , Savannah Be bilingual. Call 272-4579 or 308-3561. e-mail savannahlatina@yahoo.com or visit www.savannahlatina.com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. , Savannah

Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program

This 14-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Ms. Musheerah Owens 912-234-0525 ext.1506 The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street , Savannah http://www.thestarfishcafe. org/

Summer Camp at the Roundhouse Museum

Four weeks of summer camp for children from June 14 to August 5. Call or email for dates of each camp and additional info. 9am-1pm. $135/wk. 912.651.6823 x203 or childrensevents@chsgeorgia.org

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Program runs 6/14-25 for kids ages 6-16 in the Tybee Art Association Firehouse Arts Center. 9am-3pm. Fundamentals, technique, games, improv and more. Cost of camp $250. For more info: Call Renee DeRossett, 912-596-4992, tybeesurf@netzero.net or Kim Trammell Schneider, 912-228-0357, tybeekim@gmail.com http://www.tybeearts. org/

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Clubs & Organizations Buccaneer Region SCCA

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Coastal MINIs

Local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. to go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com. Starbucks, Victory Drive and Skidaway Road , Savannah

Coastal Readers & Writers Circle

A Creative Writing and Reading discussion group that meets the 3rd Sunday of every month, 3:30-5pm at the new Savannah Mall Branch Library. Bring: Passages from any of your writing that you would like to read and passages from a book, publication, or production that you would like to share with the group. www.TellingOurStoriesPress.com for more information

Coffee & Conversation

Held every Tuesday at 8am by Creative Coast as a networking event. http://links.thecreativecoast.org/conversation. Cafe Ambrosia, 202 E. Broughton St. , Savannah

Geechee Sailing Club

Meets the second Monday of the month (except for November) at 6:30pm. Open to all interested in boating and related activities. www.geecheesailingclub.org. Tubbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr ,

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tank House, 2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt

Low Country Turners

This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.

Make Friends in Savannah

For anybody, every age, every race and nation. We chat, hang out, go to movies and more. Meet in a coffee shop downtown Savannah. A small fee covers the efforts of the organizer, a well educated, â&#x20AC;&#x153;out of the boxâ&#x20AC;? woman, who lived in New York and Europe. Call 912-604-3281.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. , Savannah

Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)

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Ladiesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. Visitors are welcome. Call Sylvia at 927-2651 or sylviapf@aol.com. Whitefield United Methodist Church, 728 E. 55th Street , Savannah http://www.whitefieldumc.com/

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114 Barnard St, Savannah 912-233-8222

Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:1511:30 am Call 898-0869 and 897-6167 or visit www.mops.org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd , Savannah http://www.fbcislands.com/

No Kidding

Join Savannahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only social club for people without children! No membership fees, meet great new friends, enjoy a wide variety of

Old Time Radio Researcher’s Group

International fan and research group devoted to preserving and distributing old-time radio broadcasts from 1926 to 1962. Send e-mail to Jim Beshires at beshiresjim@yahoo.com or visit www.otrr.org.

Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. For a nominal annual fee, members will receive monthly training sessions and seminars and have weekly runs of various distances. Kathy Ackerman,756-5865 or Billy Tomlinson 596-5965.

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at 5429 LaRoche Ave and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m. Call 308-2094, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org. Savannah

Savannah Adventure Club

Dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities include sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings. Free to join. Email savannahadventureclub@gmail.com or visit www.savannahadventureclub.com

Savannah Area Sacred Harp Singers

tional community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.

Savannah Art Association

The non-for profit art association, the Southeast’s oldest, is currently taking applications for membership. The SAA offers workshops, community programs, exhibition opportunities, and an artistic community full of diverse and creative people from all ages, mediums, and skill levels. Please call 912-232-7731 for more info.

Savannah Brewers’ League

Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. , Savannah

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

A dinner meeting held the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club. Call John Findeis at 748-7020. Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St , Savannah http://www.stewart.army.mil/

Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.

The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denomina-

Savannah Jaycees

A Junior Chamber of Commerce for young professionals that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests. Call 961-9913 or visit www.savannahjaycees.com. Jaycee Building, 101 Atlas St. , Savannah

Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.

Savannah Parrot Head Club

Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail Wendy Wilson at Wendyq1053@yahoo.com.

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. 32 Bull St , Savannah http:// www.savannahsunriserotary.org/

Savannah Toastmasters

Helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 484-6710. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah

Savannah Wine Lovers

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Savannah Writers Group

meets the second and fourth Tuesdays at 7pm at Books a Million to discuss, share and critique writing of fiction or non-fiction novels, essays or short stories. A meet-and-greet precedes the meeting at 6:30pm. Contact Carol North, 912-920-8891. 8108 Abercorn St , Savannah

Son-shine Hour

Meets at the Savannah Mall at the Soft Play Mondays from 11-12 and Thursdays from 1011. Activities include songs, stories, crafts, and games for young children and their caregivers. Free, no registration, drop-ins welcome. Call Trinity Lutheran Church for details 912-9253940 or email KellyBringman@gmail.com Savannah Mall,

Southern Wings

Local chapter of Women in Aviation International. It is open to men and women in the region who are interested in supporting women in aviation. Regular meetings are held once a month and new members are welcome. Visit www.southernwingz.com

Stitch-N’s

Knitting, spinning and crocheting Monday and Tuesday from 5-8pm and occasional Sunday 24pm at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty. Jennifer Harey, 238-0514. wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty , Savannah

Tarde en Espanol

Meets the last Wednesday of every month at 6:30pm in different locations to practice spoken Spanish in a casual environment. 236-8566.

A sometimes formal group that also sometimes just gets together to drink wine. Visit http://groups.google.com/group/savannah-

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The Armstrong Center is available for meetings, seminars, workshops or social events. Classrooms, meeting space, auditorium and 6000-square-foot ballroom. 344-2951. Armstrong Atlantic State University, Savannah

The Peacock Guild

A literary society for bibliophiles and writers. Monthly meetings for the Writer’s Salon are held on first Tuesday and the Book Club meets on the third Tuesday. All meetings start at 7:30 p.m. at meet at 207 E. Charlton St (Flannery O’Connor’s Childhood Home). Call 233-6014, facebook Peacock Guild or email peacockguild@googlegroups.com for more info.

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Meets every Wednesday, 6:30pm at Seaside Surf Coffee Shop. All levels welcome. For more info, call Will Strong, 912-604-8667. Seaside Surf Coffeeshop, Tybee Island

Tybee Performing Arts Society

meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@ netscape.com. Old Tybee School, Tybee Island , Tybee Island

Urban Professionals

Meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail. com. Vu Lounge at the Hyatt, 2 W. Bay St. , Savannah

Victorian Neighborhood Association

Meets the second Tues. of every month at 6:00 p.m. American Legion, Post 135. 1108 Bull St. For more info about the VNA visit: www.vna.club.officelive.com or e-mail: Robert_vna@live.com

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671

Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 927-3356. Savannah

Dance Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classes for multiple ages in the art of performance dance and Adult fitness dance. Styles include African, Modern, Ballet, Jazz, Tap, Contemporary, & Gospel. Classes are held Monday through Friday at the St. Pius X Family Resource Center. Classes start at $25.00 per month. For more information call 912-631-3452 or 912-272-2797. Ask for Muriel or Darowe. E-mail: abeniculturalarts@ gmail.com St. Pius Family Resource Center,

Adult Intermediate Ballet

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Mondays & Wednesdays, 7 - 8pm, $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Class meets year round. (912) 921-2190 The Academy of Dance, 74 West Montgomery Crossroads ,

African Dance & Drum

Learn the rhythms of West Africa with instructor Aisha Rivers. Classes are held every Sunday - drums at 4pm, dance at 5pm Rhythms of West Africa, 607 W. 37th St. , Savannah http://www.ayoluwa.org/

Argentine Tango

Lessons Sundays 1:30-3:30. Open to the public. Cost $2.00 per person. Wear closed toe leather soled shoes if available. For more information call 912-925-7416 or email savh_tango@yahoo.com. Doris Martin Dance

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Ballroom Dance Party

Saturday, May 15. Waltz lesson starts at 7 PM. Social dance from 8:00- 10:30 PM. Cost: $8 for members and $12 for non-members. Beginners and singles are welcome. Moon River Dancers. Call 604-0966 for more info. Frank G. Murray Community Center, 160 Whitemarsh Island Rd.

Basic Ballroom Dancing Class

The Moon River Dancers will teach you to waltz, foxtrot and more. May 1, 1-3pm. $5. Beginners and singles are welcome. Call 604-0966 for more info. St. Frances Cabrini Church. 11500 Middleground Rd.

Beginners Fusion Belly Dance

Every Tuesday, 6-7pm. If you have never danced before or have limited dance experience, this is the class for you. Cybelle, a formal bellydancer for over 10 years will guide you through basic bellydance and fusion Walk ins welcome. 15.00/class 912-414-1091 http://cybellefusionbellydance.wordpress. com/

Beginners Salsa Lessons

Offered Wednesday evenings 5:30pm & Saturdays 11:30am. $10.00 per class. Packages prices also available. Contact Kelly 912-3984776 or Austin 912-704-8726

C.C. Express Dance Team

Meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Savannah

Ceili Club

Experience Irish Culture thru Irish social dancing. No partner or experience needed. Learn the basics of Irish Ceili dancing. 7176 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Mondays at 7:30 p.m. For more info email PrideofIrelandGA@ gmail.com.

Chicago Step Classes

Coastal Georgia Steppers is offering adult Chicago-style steppin dance classes every Sunday from 4:00– 6:30pm at the Tominac Gym on Hunter Army Airfield. All are welcome. Free admission; no partner required. For more info, send email to Robert.neal75@ yahoo.com.

Flamenco Enthusiasts

Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1-2:30 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance. Any level welcome. If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo.com. Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St , Savannah

Free Swing Lessons

Every Thursday at Doubles Night Club (7100 Abercorn St.) Join the SwingCats for a free lesson at 7:30pm, followed by dancing from 8-10pm. No partner required. Drink specials.

Home Cookin’ Cloggers

Meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Savannah

Irish Dance Classes

Glor na h’Eireann cultural arts studio is offering beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up, Adult Step & Ceili, Strength & Flexibility, non-competitive and competition programs, workshops and camps. TCRG certified. For more info contact PrideofIrelandGA@gmail.com or 912-7042052.

offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.

Modern Dance Class

Classes for beginner and intermediate levels. Fridays 10-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. For more info, call Elizabeth 912-354-5586.

Pole Dancing Class

Shag & Beach Bop

The Savannah Dance Club hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered last two Monday’s. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop.com. Lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. ,

Events 2nd Annual Hoopee Jam

For exercise...Learn dance moves and spins while working your abs, tone your legs and arms, a total body workout. Ladies Only! The only thing that comes off is your shoes. Classes every Wed. at 7:30pm. Call for details 912-398-4776 or visit www.fitnessbodybalance.com. Fitness Body & Balance Studio, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. ,

More than 30 bands will perform at this 4-day music and art camp-out festival held on a 100-acre farm in Norristown, GA (Emmanuel County). Includes acts like Moon Taxi, Randall Bramblett, The Lee Boys and more. May 13-16. For more info: www.hoopeejam.com or call 678-691-0724.

Learn Salsa “Rueda de Casino” style every Wednesday, from 6-7pm Beginner, 7-8pm Intermediate, at the Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. Grace, 234-6183 or Juan, 330-5421. Delaware Recreation Center, Savannah

A full day of country music on 5/2 at the Augusta Riverfront Marina in Augusta, GA. Eric Church, Colt Ford, Jamie Buckley and many more. General Admission: $25 in adv. or $30 day of show. Tickets on sale now at tixonline. com or charge by phone 803.278.4849

Wednesdays @ 7pm. No partner required. Tantra Lounge, 8 East Broughton St. Contact: salsasavannah@gmail.com, or call 856-7323. www.salsasavannah.com

The group hosts its annual Spring Fly-in for model airplane enthusiasts on May 1, from 9am-4pm, at the group’s field near Albany, GA and the Lee County Public Works Dept. Pilot registration fee of $10. For more info: www.geocities.com/clubamac222/ or call (229) 436-2349.

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Savannah Shag Club

Shag music every Wednesday, 7pm, at Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. and every Friday, 7 pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr.

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Boy Scout Jamborama

Celebrate 100 years of scouting at the Jamborama, May 1, 10am-4pm at the Kiwanis Fairgrounds in Statesboro. Fun activities, competitions, entertainment and more. For more info: www.bsasavannah.org or call the Coastal Empire Council Boy Scouts at 912-927-7272.

Curator’s Tour and Highlights

The museum’s curator will lead a special tour of the house explaining the recent restoration, examining highlights of the collections and viewing collection storage, which is normally off-limits to museum visitors. May 5, 12, 19, 26 at 4:30pm. $18. 324 E. State St.

Diesel Train Rides

All aboard the old passenger car at the Roundhouse Museum for a trip back in time on the diesel train. Train rides 11am, 1pm, 2pm on Tues-Sat. every week during May and June. Sundays, 1 & 2pm only. Roundhouse Museum. 601 W. Harris St. 912.651.6823. www. chsgeorgia.org

Early Bird Preservation Walking Tour

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“Taking America’s Past into the Future.” Savannah Technical College offers free classes featuring expert guest speakers on preservation-related topics. May 10-14. Each session is open to 20 participants. To pre-register, call 912-443-5864 or email: shartley@savannahtech.edu 5717 White Bluff Rd. , http://www.savannahtech.edu/

Film & Video Film: “The Fool Killer” (Mexico, 1963)

Dream-like film set after the Civil War. An abused foster child hops a train and hears the legend of a mythical boogeyman called “The Fool Killer” that murders those who make poor decisions. Starring Anthony Perkins (Psycho). Psychotronic Film Society. May 5, 8pm. The Sentient Bean. 13 E. Park Ave.

Film: “The Stranger in Japan” (Italy, 1968)

Take an early morning stroll through downtown and learn about the city during the 1820s, as well as what parts of that history have survived. May 1, 8, 15, 22, 29 at 7:30am. $20. Reservations recommended. Isiah Davenport House Museum. 912-236-8097.

Also known as “The Silent Stranger”, this is an early attempt to merge Samurais with Spaghetti Westerns. A cocky outlaw travels from the wild west to Japan in order to claim a large bounty reward. Psychotronic Film Society. May 12, 8pm. $5. www.sentientbean.com

Includes prizes for largest fish by species and aggregate weight. April 30-May1. Registration is $50 per boat with two anglers. Proceeds benefit the Allendale Boys and Girls Club. For more info: 803-584-7363 or www.savannahriverclassic.com

Fitness

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Beach Body Boot Camp

Shed winter pounds with an intense workout with two certified personal trainers. Morning and evening classes available. 2127 1/2 E. Victory Dr. For more info: 912-398-4776 or www. fitnessbodybalance.com

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Bellydancing for fun and fitness

The most fun class you’ve ever taken to get you in the best shape in the least amount of time. We provide bright colorful veils, jangling coin hip scarves, and exotic music. Every Thursday at 7:30pm. $15 drop-in or $40 for four if you pay in advance. Call 912-660-7399 or email ConsistentIntegrity@yahoo.com

Bellydrills

2 hour dance workout utilizing basic bellydance moves. This is geared to all levels of ability. Dance your way towards a better sense of well being. Bring water bottle. $25/class. 912-414-1091 http://cybellefusionbellydance. wordpress.com/

Cardiorespiratory Endurence Training

Offered by Chatham County Park Services for persons 18 and up at Tom Triplett Park on Tuesdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. and Thursdays from 8-9 a.m. Participants should wear comfortable clothing and will be required to sign a waiver form before participating. All classes are free. Call 652-6780 or 965-9629. U.S. Highway 80 West , Pooler

Crossfit Hyperformance

Meets mormings at 6:30am at Crossfit Hyperformance. Visit www.crossfithyperformance. com. or call Jennifer at 224-0406 or Drew at 541-0530. 904 E 70th Street , Savannah

Crunch Lunch

30 minute Core and ABs concentration class. Offered 11:30am & 12:15pm Mon, Wed & Fri @ Fitness Body & Balance 2127 1/2 East Victory Dr. www.fitnessbodybalance.com 912-3984776.

Fitness Classes at the JEA

Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.savj.org/

Hatha Yoga classes

Every Monday and Wednesday from 5:306:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being, Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

Learn Kung Fu Today

The Temple of Martial Arts is a Kung Fu school where men and women of all levels of martial arts experience come together to learn the art of Wing Chun and Tai Chi. SiFu Michael, 429-9241. 407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B , Savannah

Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes

Mondays, 10-11am (crawlers and toddlers) and 11:30-12:45 (infants and pre-crawlers) at the Savannah Yoga Center. The cost is $14 per class. Multi-class discounts are available. Walk-ins welcome. Call 232-2994 or visit www. savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center,

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Pilates Mat Classes

Mat classes are held Tues & Thurs 7:30am8:30am, Mon 1:30pm-2:30pm, Mon & Wed 5:30pm-6:30pm, Thurs 12:30pm-1:30pm, & Sat 9:30am-10:30am. All levels welcome! Private and Semi-Private classes are by appointment only. Carol Daly-Wilder, Certified Pilates Instructor. Call 912.238-0018 Momentum Pilates Studio, 310 E. 41st St , http://savannahpilates. com/

Qi Gong

Ancient Chinese “energy work” that is the precursor to Tai Chi. Gentle exercises that relax and energize. Sundays. 4pm. Ashram Savannah 2424 Drayton St. http://www.ashramsavannah. com/

Reiki Treatments

Reiki master Dante Santiago is trained in Usui Reiki Ryoho. Fifty-minute sessions are $60 and 50-minute in-studio sessions are $45. Call 6601863 for times and appointments.

Rolf Method Bodywork

For posture, chronic pain and alignment of body/mind/spirit. Jeannie Kelley, LMT, certified advanced Rolf practitioner. www.islandsomatherapy.com, 843-422-2900. Island Somatherapy, 127 Abercorn Street , Savannah

Squats N’ Tots

This class will help you stretch and strengthen overused body parts, as well as focus on muscle endurance, low impact aerobics, and abdominal work. Your baby (age 6 weeks to one year) can get in on the fun, or simply stay close to you on your mat. Call to pre-register 912-819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,

Tai Chi Classes

From 10:30-11:30am every Mon and Fri, and from 5:30-6:30pm every Tues and Thurs. Tai Chi is an exercise derived from the ancient Chinese martial arts. Call to pre-register. 912-819-6463 St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,

The Yoga Room

Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr , Savannah

Wheel Chair Tennis Lessons

The Rehabilitation Institute at MUMC holds weekly wheelchair tennis practice at the tennis courts at Lake Mayer. Mondays 6:30-8:30pm. We provide trained instructors, specialized wheelchairs, and racquets. Anybody interested in volunteering or playing, contact Corie Turley at 350-7128 or turleco1@memorialhealth.com.

Zumba Fitness

Classes are being held every week in the Pooler and Rincon areas. Zumba is a fusion of Latin and international music, dance themes that create a dynamic, exciting and effective fitness system. All ages and shapes are encouraged to attend. $7 per class. For location and info, contact Carmen at 4841266 or calexe@comcast.net.

Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting

Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. 307 E Harris St , Savannah

Gay AA Meeting

meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. Savannah

Georgia Equality Savannah

The local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996. Savannah

Savannah Pride, Inc.

Meets first Tues of every month at 7 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend. Without the GLBT community, there wouldn’t be a need for Pride. Call Christina Focht at 663-5087 or email christina@savpride.com. First City Network, Savannah http://www.firstcitynetwork.net/

Stand Out Youth

A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth.org. First City Network, Savannah http://www.firstcitynetwork.net/

What Makes A Family

A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611.

Health Bariatric Surgery Information Sessions

These sessions provide information about bariatric surgery and the program at Memorial Health Bariatrics. For more information call 350-DIET (3438), or visit bariatrics. memorialhealth.com. May 5, 6:30pm.

Better Breathers of Savannah

Meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with the disease. For info, call Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@yahoo.com.

Breastfeeding Class

For expectant parents, 1:30pm, May 1 in the Prepared Childbirth Education classroom, Suite 508A, Candler Professional Building. The advantages of breastfeeding, breastfeeding techniques, how to cope with the first few weeks after the baby’s birth and basic lactation issues. The cost is $25. Call 819-3368

Community Cardiovascular Health

Control your high blood pressure. Free blood pressure checks and information at the Community Cardiovascular Council at 1900 Abercorn St. Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 232-6624. . , Savannah

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Conducted at three locations. From 8:30a. m.-12:30p.m. and 5:15p.m.-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday at the SJ/C AfricanAmerican Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 for appt. Every Monday from 10a.m.-12p.m. at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appt necessary. Every MondayFriday from 10a.m.-2p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578. Savannah

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All levels welcome. Improve your range of motion and energy levels. Small groups and private lessons available. Historic District studio. Please call to set up your first class. Times are flexible to suit your needs. 912232-4490 or email blh63@hotmail.com

Free hearing & speech screening

Hearing: Every Thurs. 9-11 a.m. Speech: 1st Thurs. of each month. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601. 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http:// www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/

Healthcare for the Uninsured

St. Mary’s Health Center is open for health needs of uninsured residents of Chatham County. Open Monday through Friday from 8:30 AM to 3:30 PM. For information or to make an appointment, call 443-9409. St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. ,

Hearing Aid Funds Available for Infants and Children

The Coastal Health District’s Universal Newborn Hearing and Screening Initiative has funds available for the purchase of hearing aid devices for infants and children 3 and under who qualify For info, contact Jackie King at 691-6882.

Help for Iraq War Veterans

A method used at Fort Campbell to treat lack of sleep, anger, flashbacks, nightmares and emotional numbness in veterans is available in Savannah. 927-3432.

Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes

Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call 843-6838750 or e-mail Birththroughlove@yahoo.com. Family Health & Birth Center, 119 Chimney Rd , Rincon http://www.themidwifegroup. com/

HypnoBirthing Classes

Learn to birth in a calm and gentle environment without fear. Uses relaxation, meditation and guided imagery to achieve the birthing experience you desire. Tiffany, tiffany@savannahdoula.com.

I am your ‘live’ coach

You like to be happy, healthy and successful? I am your coach, helping you to life your live to your fullest potential in all fields. I help you to expand your talents. I offer small groups or one person appts. Please call: 912-604-3281

La Leche League of Savannah

Mothers wishing to find out more about breastfeeding are invited to attend a meeting on the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 pm. La Leche League of Savannah is a breastfeeding support group for new and expectant mothers. 897-9261, www.lllusa. org/web/SavannahGA.html. Family Health and Birth Center, Savannah

Meditation and Energy Flow Group

Meet with others who practice meditation or want to learn how, discuss techniques, & related areas of holistic health, healing, Reiki, Energy Medicine, CAM. Reduce stress, increase peace & health! www.ellenfarrell. com, http://meditation.meetup.com/490

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Memorial Health CPR training

FitnessOne provides American Heart Association courses each month to certify individuals in infant, child and adult CPR. The cost is $30. Call 350-4030 or visit www.memorialhealth.com. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah

Planned Parenthood Hotline

First Line is a statewide hotline for women who want information on health services. Open every night from 7-11p.m. 1-800-264-7154.

Prepared Childbirth Class

This full-day course explains the process of labor and delivery in easy-to-understand terms. This course includes a tour of the labor and delivery unit. $75 per couple. For more information, call 350-BORN. May 1. 9:30am. Memorial Health.

The Quit Line

A toll-free resource that provides counseling, screening, support and referral services for all Georgia residents 18 or older and concerned parents of adolescents who are using tobacco. Call 1-877-270-STOP or visit www.unitegeorgia. com.

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Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors

This yoga class is free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. For more info, call 350-9031. Thursdays at 12:10pm. FitnessOne, 3rd floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine, Memorial Health.

Nature and Environment Bird Watching in Forsyth

Join local birding expert Diana Churchill for a stroll through Forsyth spotting birds stopping by during spring migration. April 16, 23, 30. 7:30am. Bring binoculars. For more info, call Diana at 786-5703.

Birding with an expert

Wilderness Southeast is offering a series of birding trips with local expert Diana Churchill. Trips include the Savannah National Wildlife Refuge, Tybee Island, Wassaw Island and Webb Wildlife Management Area. For more info, call 912-236-8115 or visit www.wilderness-southeast.org

Dolphin Project of Georgia

Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research. Must be at least 18 years old. Call 727-3177, visit www.TheDolphinProject.org.or e-mail gadolphin@comcast.net.

Fort Pulaski Trail Adventures

Every Wed. at 10am join a park volunteer for a walk along different trails around Cockspur Island. Walks will go along a different trail every week. Check out great coastal views and over 5,000 acres of natural beauty. Bring binoculars and bottled water. $3/person (park fee), age 15 and under free. Fort Pulaski National Monument,

Tybee Community Garden

A Tybee community project with both individual plots and communal shared space. Plots are $50.00 for a 4x8 ft space. To participate please contact Karen Kelly at karenontybee@aol.com or call 786-9719.

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Exhibits and aquariums are home to more than 100 species of fish, reptiles, amphibians and other interesting creatures. The center offers beach discovery and marsh walks. Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. 1510 Strand , Tybee Island The Oatland Island Wildlife Center offers a 2-mile Native Animal Nature Trail that winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats, and features live native animal exhibits. Open daily from 10-4 except Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. 898-3980, www.oatlandisland.org. 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah

Wilderness Southeast

Offers a variety of programs every month including guided trips with naturalists, canoe rides and more. Their mission is to develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. For more information: 912-236-8115 or sign-up on our website www.wilderness-southeast.org.

Pets & Animals A Walk in the Park

Professional pet sitting, boarding, dog walking and house sitting services offered in downtown Savannah and the nearby islands. All jobs accepted are performed by the owner to ensure the safety of your pets. Local references available. Please call 401.2211 or email lesleycastle@gmail.com to make a reservation.

Every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. in Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-A-Life. Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your fourlegged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www.thesavannahyogaroom.com. Savannah The Humane Society for Greater Savannah holds its 10th Annual Doggie Carnival on May 2 in Forsyth Park. Fundraiser event features food, raffles, performances and more. For more info: call the Humane Society: 354-9515, x114.

PetSmart Adoption Weekend

PetSmart Charities Second Chance at Love adoption drive takes place April 30-May2 at the Savannah location on Abercorn St. Call 912925-1116 for more information.

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The SCMPD K-9 unit hosts a multi-day event featuring skills tests for police dogs. 5/6: Obedience and obstacle course, Memorial Stadium. 5/7: Evidence Search, Thomas Ave. near Montgomery Xrds. & Suspect search, Memorial Stadium. 5/8: Apprehension, Memorial Stadium. 8am-5pm each day. Free and open to the public.

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SCAD President Paula Wallace signs copies of her new book “Perfect Porches: Designing Welcoming Spaces for Outdoor Living.” April 29, 6pm. Paris Market. 36 W. Broughton St.

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NYT bestselling author Bruce Feiler stops in Savannah for a reading and signing of his new book “Council of Dads” which documents his struggle with a life threatening tumor. May 12, 7pm. Trinity United Methodist Church. Telfair Square.

Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

meets the last Sunday at 4 p.m. at the African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 4476605. Savannah

Tea time at Ola’s

A book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Call Beatrice Wright at 652-3660. Bring your ideas and lunches. Tea will be provided. 232-5488 or 652-3660. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, Savannah http://www.liveoakpl.org/

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Meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Piccadilly Cafeteria in the Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn St. Call 8983477. Savannah

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First Saturday of the month at 7:30 p.m. at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah on Troup Square at Habersham and Macon streets. Drummers, dancers and the drumcurious are welcome. Call 234-0980 or visit uusavannah.org. 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah.org/

Gregorian Chant by Candlelight

For a peaceful end to your day attend the chanted service of Compline (Singing Good Night to God) sung at 9pm every Sunday night by the Compline Choir of historic Christ Church (1733) on Johnson Square; 28 Bull Street. Open to the public. All are welcome! Call 232-4131 for more info.

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Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 707 Harmon St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 233-6284 or 786-6075, e-mail UUBC2@aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice. Savannah

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Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sunday, 11 am, Troup Square Sanctuary. 234-0980, admin@uusavannah. org or www.uusavannah.org. 313 Harris St. , Savannah

Unity of Savannah

Meets Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church. Call Janet Pence at 2474903. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St , Savannah http://www. trinitychurch1848.org/

A church of unconditional love and acceptance. Sunday service is at 11 a.m. Youth church and childcare also are at 11 a.m. 2320 Sunset Blvd. Spiritual Tapas offers something different every Saturday at 6:15 p.m.: spiritual movies, discussion groups, guided meditations, great music and all things metaphysical. www.unitysavannah.org Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd , Savannah http://www.unityofsavannah.org/

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A lecture by Marceil DeLacy, C.S.B. sponsored by the First Church of Christ, Scientist. Sunday, May 2, 3pm. Southwest Chatham Library Auditorium. 14097 Abercorn St. Childcare will be provided.

SGI is an international Buddhist movement for world peace and individual happiness. The group practices Nichiren Buddhism by chanting Nam Myoho Renge Kyo. Introductory meetings are held the third Sunday of the month. For further information, call 232-9121.

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A sllent witness for peace that will be held in Johnson Square the fourth Sunday of every month from 1-2pm until the occupation ends. Sponsored by the Unitarian Universalist Social Justice and Action Committee. 224-7456, 231-2252, 234-0980, uusavannah. org Johnson Square, Bull & Abercorn Sts. , Savannah

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Soto Zen Meditation offered weekday mornings 7:30-8:30am; Tuesday evenings 6-6:30pm with Study Group following from 6:30-7:30pm; Friday evenings from 6-6:30pm. Sundays from 9-10:30am which includes a Dharma talk. Donations accepted. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach, cindy@alwaysoptions.com. The Savannah Zen Center, 505 Blair St. , Savannah

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The Silver Cheetahs host this event inviting youth, ages 4-18, to compete in a variety of races and field events. Saturday, May 22. 8am-4:30pm. SSU Wright Field. $5 per athlete. Free admission for spectators. http:// silvercheetahchampions.ning.com or call Coach Ed Jinks 912-660-1475 for more info.

Support Groups Al Anon Family Groups

A fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics meets Monday at 12:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., Wednesday at 1:30 p.m., Thursday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. at 1501 Eisenhower Dr. and Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Goodwill on Sallie Mood Drive. Call 598-9860 or visit http://al_anon_savannah.freeservers.com. Savannah

Al-Anon Meetings

Meetings for families and friends of alcoholics are held every Monday at 5:30pm and Saturday at 11am. Melissa, 844-4524. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http://www.fpc.presbychurch.net/

Alcoholics Anonymous

If you or someone you know has a problem with alcohol, call 354-0993.

Alzheimer’s Caregivers Support Group

Senior Citizens, Inc. hosts a Caregiver’s support group for individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members. The group meets every second Monday at the Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Road. For more information, call 236.0363, ext. 143. Savannah

Amputee Support Group

Open to all patients who have had a limb amputated and their families or caregivers. Call 355-7778 or 353-9635.

Cancer support group

Meets the first Wednesday of the month from 11am-12pm. at the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. The group is open to anyone who is living with, through or beyond a diagnosis of cancer. Call 819-8784. Savannah

Citizens With Retarded Citizens

Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633. Savannah

Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association

Meets the fourth Saturday of the month at 10:30 a.m. at the Candler Heart and Lung Building, second floor, Room 2. Call 3551221; or visit www.coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org. 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah

Couples Struggling with Fertility Challenges

Meets every Saturday at 6:45 p.m. at Savannah Christian Church, Room 250. This is a group for couples struggling with primary or secondary infertility, whether they have been on this journey for one year or many years. Call Kelly at 596-0852 or email emptycradle_savannah@hotmail.com. 55 Al Henderson B;vd. , Savannah

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SAFE Shelter provides a domestic violence support group every Thursday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Senior Citizens Inc. Building at 3205 Bull St. Call Brenda Edwards, 6298888. Savannah

Fibromyalgia support group

meets the second Thursday from 5:306:30 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St.. 819-6743. 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

“Strip Sudoku” No, you don’t have to take your clothes off to play Strip Sudoku (but I won’t stop you). Just fill each square in this grid with a digit from 1 to 9 so that, as in a standard sudoku, no digit is repeated in any row, column, or 3x3 box (as marked off by shading in the grid). Each three-square strip (as marked off by heavy black lines) contains an S, M, and L-marked square, which stand for small, medium, and large. The S will be the smallest of the three digits in its strip, the M will be the middle digit, and the L will be the largest digit. Now solve!! psychosudoku@hotmail.com

First Line

An after-hours referral and information line to talk confidentially about birth control, sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy options. A free service from Planned Parenthood, available nightly from 7 to 11 p.m. at 1-800-264-7154.

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Gray Matters Brain Injury Support Group

For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Meets the third Thursday at 5 p.m. in the gym at The Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial University Medical Center. 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Grief 101

A 7-week educational group offering support and coping tools for adults who have experienced a loss by death. Meets Tuesdays 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. RSVP to 303-9442. Savannah

Grief Support Group

6:00 p.m. Tues. at Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 450 Mall Blvd. Seven-week support groups for children and adults are offered by the bereavement counselors at no charge as a complementary service of Hospice Savannah. For information call 912.303.9442 or visit www.HospiceSavannahHelps.org. Savannah

Heartbeats for Life

A free support and education group for those who have suffered or want to prevent or reverse Heart Disease, and/or Diabetes problems. Contact, Jeff: 912-598-8457; email: jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org

Hope House

Provides housing and support services such as life skills, resources and referrals, follow-up care and parent-child activities funded by DHR Promoting Safe and Stable Families. Please call 236-5310 for information. Hope House of Savannah, 214 E. 34th St. , Savannah

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meets on the first Thursday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at the Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave. Call Carole Kaczorowski at 598-7001, Lorr Elias at 351-6375 or Bruce Elias at 644-5916. Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Pur-

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Leukemia, Lymphoma and Multiple Myeloma Support Group

This education and support group is for individuals with blood-related cancers and their loved ones. Call Jennifer Currin-McCulloch at 350-7845. 5-6:30 p.m., Thurs. May 13, Summit Cancer Care office, Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute

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Leukemia, Lymphoma and Myeloma Support Group

For patients with blood-related cancers and their loved ones. Call Jennifer Currin, 3507845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

Living without Violence

The SAFE Shelter offers free drop-in counseling to anyone who is in an abusive relationship. Meets every Thursday from 7-8:30 p.m. at the First Baptist Church Education Building at Whitaker & McDonough St. 234-9999. First Baptist Church of Savannah, 223 Bull St. , Savannah

Memorial Health Bleeding Disorders Support Group

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1 Maggie Gyllenhaal’s brother 5 Tallahassee’s st. 8 Earthy shade 13 Fix text 14 “___ Boot” 15 Weasel out (on) 16 “You’d think Band A would hold up, but it’s flimsy. Band B wins.” 19 Like some computer errors 20 Blood type for about 6% of the U.S. pop. 21 They follow B 22 Unable to work, perhaps 24 First responder 26 Comp. storage sites 27 Forever, it seems 31 “Charter” tree 33 Diamond Head locale 35 “Band B wins, since Band A only has a tolerance for booze.” 39 Drink from (a bowl), like a cat 40 Cutesy-___ 41 Four Holy Roman Emperors 43 “Drop Band A on Band B? Band B wins, no contest.” 46 Art ___ 47 Suffix for orange or lemon 48 Gaelic tongue 49 “Ben-___” 51 Abbr. in some town names 53 Furthest degree 55 Fertile Crescent’s place 57 Golfer Aoki 59 Inspected diamonds? 64 “Band B wins, because it’s pointy and doesn’t digest well.” 67 Early actress Langtry 68 Dir. opposite WNW 69 “Scientific American Frontiers” host Alan 70 Didn’t dine out 71 “Slippery When ___” (Bon Jovi album) 72 Spotted

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1 Constantly napping member of the Wiggles 2 Song from Sarah McLachlan’s “Surfacing” 3 Highland Games garb 4 “At Last” blues singer ___ James 5 Prez on the dime 6 Kitschy illumination 7 Part of AARP 8 “___ the fields we go...” 9 “Mad Money” network 10 Job search insider 11 Spurred (on) 12 Hull wreckers 15 Stringy cleaner 17 Mr. Manning 18 “Isn’t that something?” 23 ___ Lobos 25 California/Nevada attraction 27 The whole thing 28 Burrito add-on, for short 29 Fashionable sandal 30 Drive-thru drink 32 Villainous surname in the Super Mario Bros. series 34 Request to the dealer 36 Blacksburg sch. 37 What automobile interiors may drown out 38 Geologic time periods 42 Sault ___ Marie Canals 44 Candle type 45 Hound healer 49 “Se ____ español” 50 “___ wisely” 52 Reptilian warning 54 Clueless response 56 Obesity drug Orlistat, more familiarly 58 Not too many 60 CEOs may have them 61 Stripper’s fixture 62 “The Neverending Story” author Michael 63 Jimmy of sausage 65 Half of an eternal balance 66 Ready to roll

Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

Memorial Health Focus

Focus is a program to encourage Sickle Cell patients ages 11 to 18 and their parents and caregivers to learn more about Sickle Cell disease. For information, call Saundra at 350-3396. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http:// www.memorialhealth.com/

Multiple Sclerosis support group

discusses topics that are relevant to anyone with a debilitating disease every fourth Thursday at 3:30 p.m. at St. James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave. at Montgomery Cross Roads. 355-1523. St James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave , Savannah

Narcotics Anonymous

Call 238-5925 for the Savannah Lowcountry Area Narcotics Anonymous meeting schedule.

National Alliance on Mental Illness

A recovery support group for people living with mental illness. Meets at several location throughout the week. Tuesdays: 6:30-8pm, Trinity Lutheran Church, 12391 Mercy Blvd. Thursdays: 6:30-8pm, Pine Woods Retreat, 1149 Cornell Ave. Suite 3A. Saturdays: 1:303:30pm, Candler Heart & Lung Building (2nd Floor). Call 912-353-7143 for more info.

Overeaters Anonymous

Meets weekly at several locations. Please visit www.oa.org to locate a meeting.

Pancreatic Cancer Support Group

Call Jennifer Currin at 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/

Parkinson’s Disease Support Group

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As part of its ongoing work with incest survivors, the Rape Crisis Center has built a cinderblock wall where incest survivors can throw plates as an anger management technique. In order to continue, donations of china are needed. Call 233-3000 to make a donation.

Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Support Group

The group welcomes anyone suffering with this disorder, and family members or caregivers interested in learning more about it. For information, call Martyn Hills at 651-4094.

S-Anon Family Group

A fellowship for families and friends of sexaholics. For information, call 663-2565.

Safe Shelter Outreach Program

Providing services for survivors of domestic violence. All services are confidential and free. 3025 Bull St. 651-0004. Safe Shelter Outreach Program, 3025 Bull St. , Savannah

Senior Citizen’s Inc. Alzheimer’s Support Group

For families of persons suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and other forms of dementia. Second Thursday at 5:30 p.m. at Ruth Byck Adult Day Care facility, 64 Jasper St. Call ahead to reserve a seat. Call Stacey Floyd at 236-0363. 3025 Bull St , Savannah

Sexaholics Anonymous

A fellowship of men and women whose purpose is to help those with sexual addictions. 351-7440.

Smoking Cessation Support Group

is open to anyone who has stopped smoking and needs additional support or to those who are considering trying to stop smoking. Call 819-8032 or 819-3361.

Spinal Injury Support Group

Meets every third Thursday of the month at 5:30 p.m. at the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial Health. For information, call Jami Murray at 350-8900. Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/

Support Group for Parents of Ill Children

who have a seriously ill child receiving treatment on an inpatient or outpatient basis. A case manager facilitates the meetings, and a child life specialist provides an arts and crafts activity Meets once a week. Call Donna at 3505616. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth. com/backus

Teens nurturing teens

Meets the third Sunday of the month at 3 PM on the 2nd floor of the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion. This group is for teens who have a family member or loved one impacted by cancer. For more information, call 819-5704.

Tourette’s Community of Savannah (TiCS)

Meets on the 3rd Saturday of every month. For more information contact. Michelle McGee 912-224-9201 or sign up on the Facebook page Tourette’s Community of Savannah. Call for meeting place and times

Transgender Support Group

Meets the first Thursday of the month. 56:30pm in the Marsh Auditorium at Candler Hospital. For more information, call 355-6347 or 238-4666.

My Brothaz Home, Inc. is sponsoring this support group. For information, call Lady Maverick or George at 231-8727.

This is a support group for parents of children with bleeding disorders. Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http:// www.memorialhealth.com/

A support group for friends and family of alcoholics, with special attention to issues of adult children of alcoholics. 495-9758 or www. al-anon.alateen.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah.org/

PRIDE Support Group

Rape Crisis Center

assists survivors of rape and sexual assault. The Rape Crisis Line is active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week at 233-7273. The center offers free, confidential counseling for victims and their families.

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Wheeze busters

is an asthma support group for children that meets in the Rainbow Room at The Children’s Place at Candler Hospital. Call 921-3368. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/

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meets Fridays from noon to 1 p.m. Call Maureen Wozniak at 355-4987.

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“In a recipe for salsa published recently, one of the ingredients was misstated, due to an error,” said an apology run by a local newspaper. “The correct ingredient is ‘2 tsp. of cilantro’ instead of ’2 tsp. of cement.’” This is an example of the kind of miscue you should be alert for in your own life during the coming week, Aries. As long as you pay close attention and spot the tiny booboos as they arise, you won’t end up dipping your chips into a gritty, gravely mess.

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(March 21–April 19)

Theatre “Luv”

The Savannah Community Theatre presents this quirky comedy about a wife who won’t grant her husband the divorce he desires. Plantation Clubhouse at the Landings. May 8, 14, 15 at 7:30pm. May 16, 2pm. $17-27. Call: 912-247-4644

Auditions: “Broadway Divas”

The Bay Street Theatre will be holding auditions for their next production, “Broadway Divas”, which goes up June 11th-13th. Please bring a 1 minute song you might like to perform in the show. May 3, 6-9pm. 1 Jefferson St.

Auditions: “Mousetrap”

AASU hosts auditions for the Agatha Christie thriller. May 3, 6pm. AASU Jenkins Hall Theater. The production will run for 8 performances between July 8 and July 18.

Auditions: “Talking With...”

Women ages 18-100 are encouraged to audition May 5 & 6 for “Talking With…” Jane Martin’s evening of monologues for female actors. Auditions will begin at ARTworks at 7 pm both nights. Excerpts from some monologues will be available. Production will be at ARTworks 2127 Boundary Street in Beaufort, June 11-13 and 18-20. For more info, e-mail e.gail.w@gmail. com or call 843-271-0593.

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown

The Richmond Hill Community Theatre presents a revised version of Charles Schultz’s classic animated tale. April 30 & May 1, 7:30pm. May 2, 2pm. New Beginnings Community Church. Tickets: $7. Call 756-7841 for more info.

Volunteers America’s Second Harvest Food Bank needs volunteers

To help with various tasks around food bank and warehouse. Apply as soon as possible. 912236-6750 ext 109. America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia, 2501 E. President St , Savannah http://www.helpendhunger.org/

First Steps

Become a volunteer with First Steps and provide support, education and community resources to help parents of newborns establish healthy and positive relationships with their babies. Call 819-6910. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd. , Savannah http://www.sjchs. org/

Good Samaratin Clinic Needs Volunteers

St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Good Samaritan Clinic in Garden City needs stellar souls to volunteer as nurses, physicians, physician assistants, nurse practitioners, Spanish interpreters and clerical staff. The Good Samaritan Clinic opened two years ago to serve people without insurance and whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty line. To volunteer call Greta Tholstrup at 429-1502.

Literacy volunteers needed

Project READ, an adult literacy program, is in need of volunteer tutors who can commit to 2 or 4 hours each week. Call Jodi at Royce Learning Center at 354-4047. Royce Learning Center, 4 Oglethorpe Professional Blvd , Savannah http://www.roycelearningcenter.com/

Live Oak Regional Public Libraries

needs volunteers to assist in a variety of ways at its branches in Chatham, Effingham and Liberty counties. Call 652-3661. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St , Savannah http://www. liveoakpl.org/

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TAURUS

(April 20–May 20) A little knowledge can be dangerous. I constantly meet people who have boxed themselves into tight spots by misusing their smattering of astrological information. There’s no better example of this than the superstition about Mercury retrograde, which is supposedly a bad time to begin anything new. During one such period last year, an acquaintance of mine decided to delay accepting a dream job offer as editor of a magazine. By the time Mercury returned to normal, the magazine had hired another applicant. I wish I’d have known, because I would have told her what I’ll tell you: Some of America’s biggest, most enduring Fortune 500 companies began when Mercury was retrograde, including Disney, Goodyear, and Boeing. The moral of the story: Of all the signs of the zodiac, it’s most important that you Tauruses don’t worry about launching new projects during the current Mercury retrograde.

GEMINI

(May 21–June 20) Would you *really* prefer it if you had no problems? Do you imagine you’d enjoy life more if everything was pure fun and smoothly easy? Here’s an astrological perspective: People who have an over–abundance of positive aspects in their natal horoscopes often turn out to be lucky but lazy bums who never accomplish much. So I say, be thankful for the complications that are visiting you. I bet they will make a man out of you if you’re a woman, or a woman out of you if you’re a man. If you’re white, they’ll help you get blacker, and if you’re black, they’ll make you whiter. Catch my drift? As you do your best to solve the knotty riddle, you’ll become better balanced

(June 21–July 22) Here’s the most important rule for you in the coming week: Keep your eyes fixed on a vision of your shining destiny. If you do, you’ll be unflappable, indefatigable, and irrepressible. Your luck will be so crazy good it’ll be almost spooky. Noble deeds you did in the past will finally bring the rewards you deserve. Allies will conspire to assist you, sometimes in ways you couldn’t have predicted. I’m not exaggerating, Cancerian. If you stay focused on the highest prize, you’ll live a charmed life.

LEO

(July 23–Aug. 22) In 1990, my rock band World Entertainment War played at a San Francisco nightclub on the same bill as the Beatnigs, an assemblage fronted by Michael Franti. Their avant–garde industrial music featured band members rhythmically hitting a steel bar with a power saw and slapping a long chain against a piece of sheet metal hanging from the back wall. Fast–forward to 2009, when Franti’s latest band Spearhead released a catchy romantic pop ditty titled “Say Hey (I Love You),” which reached number 18 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. I predict a comparable development for you in the next six months, Leo: moving from a state of raw, dark, obscure power to a state of bright, refined, accessible power.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Mangosteens and rambutans are exotic fruits that grow in faraway places. The mangosteen is creamy and purple, with a peachy citrus taste, while the rambutan is like a big hairy red grape. This is a perfect moment, astrologically speaking, to invite them into your mouth. Likewise, the time is right for you to consider welcoming other colorful, striking, and foreign elements into your life. So maybe consider making friends with a Paraguayan acrobat. Sing Vietnamese folk songs. Read the memoirs of an Iranian exile. Exchange conspiracy theories with an Icelandic fairy.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23–Oct. 22) A reader named Emory proposes

that we add a new meme to the cultural lexicon: *interpersonal intellectual orgasm.* Here’s how he describes it: “It happens when your conversation with another person becomes so intense that nothing else matters except the dialog you’re creating together. The two of you are so in–tune, so intellectually bonded, that the sensation is almost like making love. For that time, it’s like that person is in you and you are in that person; you are one because you understand each other so completely.” I bring this to your attention, Libra, because you’re in a phase of your astrological cycle when the interpersonal intellectual orgasm is far more likely than usual to occur.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23–Nov. 21) Unlike people who cheat on their mates, polyamorists carry on two or more intimate relationships but don’t lie about it. Their lovers know about each other and have agreed to the arrangement. I applaud those who have the inclination to pull off this tricky work, even though I personally couldn’t manage it. Handling just a single intense bond takes improbable amounts of my ingenuity. If I were trying to weave my fate together with more than one partner, I wouldn’t have any energy left over to write these horoscopes or do anything else. How about you, Scorpio? You’re in a phase when splitting your attention might be tempting, not just in regards to your love life but in other areas, too. Whether that’s the right thing to do, I can’t say. Here’s what I do know: You can either go deeper or wider, but not both.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)

“Never bear more than one trouble at a time,” wrote author and clergyman Edward Everett Hale. “Some people bear three kinds –– all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.” That’s good advice for you, Sagittarius. Please just stick to the trouble you have, and drop the other two kinds. There’s no need to fill up your beautiful head with extra torment. Besides, you’re much more likely to wrestle the current trouble into submission if you’re not weighted down by unnecessary extras.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)

What excites you? What makes you itch with a longing to be surprised? What fills you to the brim with curiosity and an agitated sense of wonder? You may not know even half of what you could potentially realize about these matters. Have you ever sat down and taken a formal inventory? Have you ever dedicated yourself to figuring out all the things that would inspire you most? Do it sometime soon, please; attend to this glorious task. According to my reading of the omens, it’s prime time to do so.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20–Feb. 18) It’s a good thing Margaret Mitchell suffered a broken ankle back in 1925. She got so bored as she lay around the house recuperating that she started writing a book. Eventually it blossomed into the 423,000–word blockbuster *Gone with the Wind,* which sold 30 million copies and won her the Pulitzer Prize. Judging from your current astrological omens, Aquarius, I suspect that you too may soon be offered an opportunity disguised as a ho–hum problem.

PISCES

(Feb. 19–March 20) I was pleased when I discovered a website with a video of quirky songstress Cat Power singing David Bowie’s iconic song “Space Oddity.” I love her, I love Bowie, and I love the tune. And yet a wave of disappointment broke over me when I realized, 30 seconds into the performance, that it was actually a car commercial. I felt duped. Appalled. Outraged. Any pleasure I’d gotten from the experience was ruined. Don’t be like me, Pisces. You, too, may soon receive a blessing that has some minor annoyance. Don’t overreact like me. Look past the blemish and enjoy the gift.

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Oatland Island Wildlife Center often needs volunteers. Call 898-3980. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah http://www.oatlandisland.org/

Photographer Needed

The ScoutReach Division of the Coastal Empire Boy Scouts of America is looking a photographer. Roundtable Staff meets on the 2nd Tues of each month from 7-9 PM at Cokesbury United Methodist Church on the corner of Skidaway Rd and DeRenne Ave. We have been asked to have photographs taken of our monthly Roundtable program to be put in the Council Newsletter. This is a volunteer position. Contact Joe Hiott, 912-441-0942 or Richard Hasbrouck, 912-429-1055 or richard_and_shannon@peoplepc.com

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Volunteer organization in partnership with the community that rehabilitates houses of low-income homeowners, particularly the elderly, disabled and families with children. Visit www.rebuildingtogethersavannah.org.

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Help in the “home away from home” for the families of hospitalized children. Volunteers also are needed to provide home-cooked meals for families staying at the house. Volunteer internships also available for college students. Nikole Layton, 356-5520. Ronald McDonald House, 4710 Waters Avenue , http://www.rmhccoastalempire.org/

Speech and hearing center needs volunteers

to conduct hearing screenings for adults and children. Nurses and retired nurses are encouraged to apply for eye, ear, and dental exams on pre-school children. Flexible scheduling is available. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call Jane Medoff at 355-4601 Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http://www.savannahspeechandhearing. org/

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The Dolphin Project of Georgia

needs boat owners, photographers and other volunteers to help conduct scientific research on the Atlantic Bottlenose dolphin along the coast of Georgia. You must be at least 18 years old. Call 232-6572 or visit the Web site at www.TheDolphinProject.org.

The Retired and Senior Volunteer Program

Share your time and talents with others. Through RSVP seniors 55 and older serve at various community organizations from 1 to 40 hours per week. Call 234-7842 or Linda Fields at 238-2960, Ext. 123.

The Volunteer Center

is a service of the United Way of the Coastal Empire. Call 2-1-1 or 651-7726 between 9 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday, or send e-mail to volunteer@uwce.org. United Way of Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St , Savannah http://www.uwce.org/

The Women’s Center

Volunteers are needed to teach Basic Literacy Skills and Basic Computer Skills. Call Rhonda Anderson at 236-4226 or 447-5711. Wesley Community Center, 1601 Drayton St , Savannah http://www.wesleyctrs-savh.org/

Truancy Intervention Project

Matches volunteer attorneys and other professionals with children who have been brought before the court for excessive school absenteeism. Provide legal representation and other resources to children and their families to prevent school failure. TIP is recruiting professionals in the fields of education, law enforcement and social service. Become a mentor today and help make a difference in a child’s life. For information, call 201-2133.

Tutoring Volunteers Needed

If you are an education major, retired reading teacher or a community resident who is interested in volunteering your time to a reading and math tutorial program for elementary and middle school students, call the African-American Health Information and Resource Center at 447-6605. AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http:// www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Telfair Docent Program

The Telfair Museum of Art is accepting applications for its volunteer docent program. After completing training, docents will be responsible for leading tours in the Telfair Academy and Jepson Center. Call Sarah Ward, 790-8827. Telfair Academy of Arts and

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113 SALT LANDING CIRCLE 2-story 4BR/2.5BA in Salt Creek Landing. Separate LR and DR, fireplace,privacy fence and 2-car garage.Motivated seller! Only $179,900.00. Call Alvin 912-604-5898 or Realty Executives Coastal Empire 912-355-5557.

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3201 STEVENS STREET

4BR, 2 Bath $65,000

805 WEST 52ND STREET

2BR, 1 Bath $45,000 207 W. 36th Street Six bedroom two bath Victorian home. separate livingroom and diningroom, central heat and air, full attic, basement, storage shed and lots of original details. A steal at $275,000.00.call Alvin at 912-604-5898, or Realty Executives Coastal Empire 912-355-5557. 2314 CAMELIA COURT Totally renovated 1563’ 3BR, 1.5BA, den, LR, HW & tile floors, fenced yard, carport. Only $109,900. Frank Moore & Co. 920-8560 FrankMooreCo.com 3 FLOWERING PEACH 2BR, 2BA townhome, 1130’, like new in ideal, quiet location near Sav’h Mall. No amenity fees. Owner financing possible. Only $99,900 Frank Moore & Co. 920-8560 FrankMooreCo.com

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2BR, 2BA/each, 4-plex, CH&A $325,000.

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1211 HABERSHAM ST.

6 VAN NUYS BLVD. One owner three bedroom brick home on Southside. Separate livingroom,family room,new a/c unit. storage shed with power, well landscaped,owner anxious! Only $137,900.00. Call Alvin 912-604-5898 or Realty Executives Coastal Empire 912-355-5557. House for Sale- E. 34th St. between Habersham & Abercorn, 3BR/2BA, LR, DR, upstairs loft, 2 car garage, Central Heat/AC $255,000. Call 912-354-3884

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2BR/1BA $50,000. 1BR/1BA $60,000.

1021 & 1023 E. 40TH

Duplex, 3BR/1BA/each side, CH&A $250,000.

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921 WEST VICTORY: 4 BD, 1 BA $800 816 LYNAH: 3 BD, 1 BA $750 Section 8 Discounts, Move In Specials 631-2909 or 272-4378

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7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Suite 103

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THREE BEDROOM, Brick, Updated. 2 Baths. $121,900. Fenced. All Appliances. 1527 Randee Dr. Tom Whitten Realty Executives Coastal 912-663-0558 Land/Lots for saLe 840 40X100 LOT on 616 West 42nd Street, off MLK Jr. Blvd. Call 912-224-4167. VACANT LAND 6.42 ACRES West Garvin Street, Bloomingdale. Could be small development or site for home and horses. Priced to sell at $150,000. Owner will consider some financing. Call Nick Bell, 659-5416. Shore, Bell and Seyle Realty 356-1653

•11405 Willis Drive: 3BR/2BA, $925/mo •208 Deer Road: Springfield GA, 3BR/2BA, $900/mo •1914 E 50th St: 2BR/ 1BA large home. $825/mo •5524 Emory Drive: 2BR/1BA, total renovation . $700/mo •100 Lewis Dr-D: 2BR/1.5BA, $625/mo +DEPOSIT, NO-PETS NO-SMOKING. Call Bill:656-4111 1200 EAST BOLTON Street: 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment., central heat/air. $525/month + deposit. Call Daryl: 655-3637 1944 CAPITAL Street: 2BR/ 1BA, LR, DR, Kitchen, CH&A, Section 8 or Rent. $750 per month. Call 912-356-5384 or 912-660-4297 1BR APT. FOR RENT. 3103 Bull Street, carpeted bedroom, washer/dryer connection. $500/month, $500/deposit. Call Mr. Gibbs, 257-3000 or 352-3080. ConneCtsavannah.Com music, Art And EvEnts listings. updAtEd dAily And whEn wE’rE not working on thE print Edition

2017-1/2 E. 38th nice 3BR/1BA, $650/month plus $500 security deposit. 2019 E. 38th 1BR/1BA AS SEEN ON TLC! W/D conn. $550/month + $500 security deposit. Both convenient to Victory Dr./Truman Parkway exit & shopping. No pets. 912-352-4391 or 658-4559 2 bedroom, 1 bath, Eastside, 2228 Greenwood Street. Off Pennsylvania. $610/month. Call 691-2147 or 631-4559 2BR/1.5BA APARTMENT, Largo/Tibet area $600/month plus $600/deposit. Call 704-3662 or 656-7842

for rent 855 2BR DUPLEX 51 East Fairmont Ave. (Southside), 2BR/1BA, eat-in kitchen, CH&A, washer/dryer hookups, quiet neighborhood, close to everything. $675/month, $650/security. Call Chip 665-2300 or Dawn 661-0409 3202 Barnard St. Apt. B ground floor 2 bedroom, 1 bath, central heat & air, $550/month + $550 deposit. 912-484-5619 ConneCtsavannah.Com Online listings & cOntent

3BD/1Bath, 1300 sq. ft, oak hardwood floors in dining room, living room and bedrooms. Large kitchen, WASHER/DRYER. Ceiling fans. Central A/C. Off Street parking. Pet OK. $1060/mo. Utilities not included. 925-8590 or 713-7011 ConneCtsavannah.Com online musiC & events listings, & fine sweetness and Content

3BR/2BA HOME, Big rooms $995/month. Complete renovation 2009. Hardwood floors throughout, all appliances, CH&A, large fenced corner lot. 746 Seiler. Call Chris,912-201-0087. 3BR/2BA MOBILE HOME on private lot for rent, Richmond Hill. Water, garbage, extermination and lawn care included. Available now! $750/m+$600 deposit. 912-667-2498

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5500 JASMINE AVENUE 2BR/1B, sep. LR and DR, furnished kitchen, w/d hookups, oversized rooms. Pet friendly. $625/mo plus deposit. 912-398-6038 595 WEST 54th STREET: 2Bedroom Apartments/1.5baths, washer/dryer connection/total e l e c t r i c, deposit/$660, $660/monthly. Section-8 Welcome. Call 912-232-7659. ConneCtsavannah.Com music, Art And EvEnts listings. updAtEd dAily And whEn wE’rE not working on thE print Edition

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660 W. 42nd St2BR apt. CH&A, $550/mo+security •1121 E. 41st st: 2 or 3 BR house, electric and gas. $600+security. •2018 Live Oak St: 3BR large upstairs apt. $650/mo+security •1127 E. 39th st: 3BR/2BA house, furnished kitchen, laundry room, off street parking, $850+security •FOR SALE122 Mapmaker Lane, 2000sq.ft., 3br/2 full baths. Priced for quick sale!!! LANDLORDS: If you are in need of a good Property Manager, CALL US. Managing property is what we do best! Call Lester 912-234-5650 or 912-313-8261 APT/CONDO FOR RENT: GROVE STREET-1BR, 1BA Apt, furnished kitchen, $525. DUANE COURT-2BR, 1BA Apt, furnished kitchen, $650. WINDSOR CROSSING CONDO-total electric, 2BR, 2BA, $650 + $25/water. LEHIGH DRIVE-2BR, 1BA, furnished kitchen $675. GEORGETOWN-2BR, 2BA, furnished kitchen $750. EAST 39TH ST.-2BR, 1BA, furnished kitchen $600. HOMES FOR RENT RICHMOND HILLPiercefield, 3BR/2BA, furnished kitchen $850. PT. WENTWORTH-3BR, 2BA, furnished kitchen $875. RINCON-THE COVE Like new 3BR, 2.5BA executive townhomes, gated & pool $875-900. Frank Moore & Co. 920-8560 FrankMooreCo.com ConneCtsavannah.Com Online listings & cOntent

for rent 855 AVAILABLE NOW! FOUR BEDROOM HOUSES 10804 White Bluff Rd-$1400 THREE BEDROOM HOUSES 33 Chapel Lake N $1295 159 Sugar Mill $1100 2 Soling Ave. $850 1734 E.33rd St. $825 1919 Causton Bluff $750 2012 Nash St. $795 TWO BEDROOM HOUSES 1507 E. 48th St. $850 602 W. 35th St. $675 1710 E. 34th St. $675 2010 E. 58th $650 ONE BEDROOM HOUSES 7715 Central Ave. $675 APT/TOWNHOUSE Three Bedrooms 303 Gallery Way $1050 Two BedroomsWindsor Crossing $650 1107 E. 57th St. $575 1130 E. 53rd St. $550 Efficiency 321 Broughton St. $1400 FOR DETAILS & PICTURES VISIT OUR WEB PAGE WWW.PAMTPROPERTY.COM Pam T Property 692-0038 Art PAtrol for the Latest Openings & Exhibits connectsavannah.com

Beautiful Home 4 bed, 2 1/2 bath, credit check & references required. No pets. 25 Walthour Cove, Wilmington Island. $1,500.00 (912)844-4812 Bnet Management Inc. Savannah East 1535 East 54th Street.3BR/1BA, 1225Sqft. LR, DR, W/D connections, central heat/air, fenced yard $795/month. Savannah Southside 160 Laurelwood Drive: 3BR/2BA, LR, DR, laundry room, central heat/air, fenced yard $915/month. Savannah Westside 718 West 38th Street 3BR/2BA, 1380Sqft. LR, DR, central heat/air, laundry room, fenced yard $725/month SECTION 8 WELCOME 507-1489/844-3974 CLEAN, FURNISHED EFFICIENCY, on busline, $800/month or available weekly at $200/week plus deposit. Call 660-2875 or 236-1952 ConneCtsavannah.Com online musiC & events listings, & fine sweetness and Content

for rent 855 CONDOMINIUM FOR RENT: 527 Tibet Avenue. 2BR, 1.5Baths. nice neighborhood near Tibet Elementary, $775/month, $700 deposit. Call 912-308-3271 or 912-897-4624 •Condo- Wilmington Island, 2BR/2BA, $800/month +deposit •Guyton- on 5 acres!5BR/3.5BA + in-law suite w/full bath, gourmet kitchen, sunroom, large entertainment pavilion with refrigerated wetbar & glass doors opening to pool & deck. $2200/month. Call 596-5237/897-4543 ConneCt Savannah ClaSSified adS Work!

DAVIS RENTALS 11515 WHITE BLUFF RD. 1BR, LR, walk-in closet, laundry room, bath $575/month. _________________ NEAR MEMORIAL: 1308 E. 67th Street 2BR/1BA, walk-in closets, laundry room $695/month. _________________ TOWNHOUSE 1812 N. Avalon Avenue. 2BR/1-1/2BA $675/month. _________________ SOUTHSIDE 127 Edgewater Rd. 2BR/2BA, walk-in closets, $795/month. 310 E. MONTGOMERY X-ROADS 912-354-4011,Office Eastside- 32 Altman Circle: 3 BR, 1 BA, kitchen, dining-room, laundry, remodeled interior, CH&A, fenced yard, $800/month, $800/deposit. Available Immediately. 1-year lease. 912-507-9852 EASTSIDE-Area: 2118 New Mexico-3BR/1BA, new CH&A, remodeled, furnished-kitchen,LR,laundry-room, carport, fenced yard/outside pets OK. Available Now. $800/month, $775/deposit. No Section-8. 912-352-8251

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SECTION 8 ACCEPTED 329 Woodley Rd. Southside, Total Electric, CH&A, 3BR, 2B, Living room, Den, Kitchen/Dining, W/D connections. large fenced corner yard. $975/Rent & $950 Deposit. Pets ok with approval. 10 Douglas Ct. Bloomingdale, Spacious 3BR/2B, LR, Sun room, Large eat-in kitchen w/SS appliances, Multi-level Deck, 2-car Garage, Privacy Fence $1,150/Rent & $1,100/Deposit. 109 Zipperer Dr. Southside, mobile home, 3BR, 1 ½ B, LR, eat-in kitchen with appliances, CH&A, W/D hook-ups, deck on large lot. $800/rent, $750/Deposit. References & Credit Check Required on Rentals

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Big house, high ceilings. Five big bedrooms, 2.5 baths, kitchen, laundry, tv room, 2 decks, offstreet parking, new electric, new plumbing, AC and central heating, quiet street. 809 E. Park Ave. is available from June 1st. $1600/month. Contact: John Mustoe at nigelmustoe@msn.com

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~GEORGETOWN: •15 Barrington Cr3BR, 2BA. Garage. Fenced yard. $1,000 mo •46 King Henry CtUpdated 3BR, 2.5BA, $1100/mo includes trash pickup , tennis & pool ~ARDSLEY PARK •430 E 54th- 3BR, 2½BA. HDWD floors. F/P, Sep dining, screened porch. Privacy fenced. $1,300 mo. includes yard maint. ~KENSINGTON PARK: •317 KensingtonLarge 3BR, 2BA. Living/dining. Eat in kitchen. Den & bonus room. $1,275 mo. ~WILMINGTON ISLAND: •G-10 Tabby LaneRenovated, 2BR/2BA condo, pool, tennis, $825/month •2111 Whitemarsh Way- Lovely 2BR, 2.5BA condo with marsh view. Double car garage. Gated, pool, fitness, billiards & clubhouse. $1200/mo ~GARDEN CITY: •152 Romell- 3BR, 2BA on large lot. Master suite, sunroom, garage, $1200/mo. ~COLONIAL VILLAGE: •10602 Sugar Bush3BR, 2BA, living room w/fp, eat in kitchen, office, & garage. $1100/mo. Will rent-to-own. JAN LYNES 912-898-1600 or 912-508-2001 Art PAtrol for the Latest Openings & Exhibits connectsavannah.com

Nice 2Bdrm, 1Ba, W/D, remodeled kitchen, sunroom, 410 E. 64th St. Pets OK $800/m + deposit. Available May 5th. 507-4112. 547-5227.

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for rent 855 HOUSE FOR RENT: 30 Burke Avenue, off Bay Street & Woodsville. 3BR/1BA, CH&A, no appliances, washer/dryer hookup, total electric $600/month. 507-8127 HOUSES FOR RENT Very nice 3BR/2 full baths, total electric, central heat/air, hardwood floors, fireplaces in bedrooms, washer & dryer, very good neighborhood. *ALSO: Historic, newly renovated 4BR/2 large marble baths, fireplace, hardwood floors, fenced-in privacy backyard, off-street parking, washer/dryer included. E. Park Avenue, very nice, quiet neighborhood. 912-659-8141 Large Furnished Efficiency. Very nice, includes utilities, cable, washer & dryer. $200/week. $200/deposit. 912-236-1952 LAUREL LODGE Efficiency Apartments

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5013 Ogeechee Road. $170 per week and up. No deposit. Nicely furnished, all utilities included. Private bath 695-7889 or 507-0222 LEASE with Option: 3 Houses, 3BR/1BA LR, DR, Kitchen, CH&A $700-$850. Call 912-507-7875 or 356-5384. MOBILE HOME on safe, quiet, residential street, 1BR, good condition, 10 min. from malls & hospitals, free water/garbage. $125/week and security deposit. 912-376-1585

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2BR/2BA Townhome, fireplace, breakfast cove and much more amenities to pool included. $795/rent, $500/deposit. ZENO MOORE CONSTRUCTION 409 E.Montgomery Xrds. 927-4383

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410 East 50th St. 1BR/1BA, water & garbage included. $600/month. 1108 E. 38th St.-2BR $700/month. 1104 East 31st St. 3BR $625/rent. 1 Altman Dr.-3BR/1BA plus den $750/month. 2101 Beech St. 2BR/1BA plus den. $725/month. Several Rent-to-own properties. Guaranteed Financing. STAY MANAGEMENT 352-7829

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2 or 3 Bedroom, washer/dryer. Total electric, new A/C unit. $625/month. $300/deposit. $25.00 Application Fee. 912-659-1276 RENT: DUPLEX 1110 E. 53rd. 2-bedroom, 1-bath $550/month plus deposit $550. One block off Waters Ave., close to Daffin Park. Call Alex, 912-401-5710, Days/Nights/Weekends, email:alexcerbone@gmail.com RENT: DUPLEX 1510 E. 53rd. 3-bedroom, 2-bath house. $795/month plus deposit $795. Call Alex @ 912-401-5710, Days/Nights/Weekends, email: alexcerbone@gmail.com

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3BR/2BA doublewide, private lot, Water and Garbage, lawn service included. No Pets,. available now. $750/month, $600/deposit. Call 912-756-7116, 912-667-2498. Southside brick home CH/A, 2BR, LR/DR Combo, new carpet, den, bonus room, fenced yard, Cresthill Subdiv. $785/month. Call 912-354-8315 evenings.

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SOUTHSIDE CONDO for rent, downstairs unit 2BR/2BA, washer/dryer connection, pool. Conveniently located to everything. Small pets under 20lbs. Ok. Water and amenities included in rent. $600/cash dep. $775/month. Call 912-308-0206, no calls after 8pm.

REDUCED!!! 2134 LOUISIANA AVENUE: 4BR/2BA, fully equipped, living room, dining room, CH&A. $750/month. Call 912-441-7454 after 7pm.

SOUTHSIDE- Hampstead Oaks Two bedroom, 1.5bath townhouse apt, total electric, $600/month with washer & dryer $625. Call Debra at 912-356-5656

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1BR fully furnished apt., all utilities paid. $800 per month. Call 912-786-4147 or 912-433-1567

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kitchen furnished. Country atmosphere. 3BR/1BA, $785/month plus deposit. 4BR/2BA $895/month plus deposit. No section 8. 234-0548

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2 & 3 bedrooom apartments & houses. All appliances furnished, hardwood floors, tile, Section-8 Welcome. 912-844-5996

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32 GOEBEL Avenue: 3BR/1.5BA garage apt. $800/month. GARDEN CITY: 4125 Sixth St. 3BR/1BA Apt., new flooring & paint $650/month. ConneCt Savannah ClaSSified adS Work!

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3BR/1BA- 21 Gerald Dr. $850/month. 3BR/1.5BA- 34 Chatham St. $865/month. Both w/furnished kitchens, central heat/air, carpet, fenced yard, lots more! Call 912-507-7934 or 927-2853.

WEEKLY AND MONTHLY PROPERTIES AVAILABLE Peaceful atmosphere WEEKLY UNITS: Furnished, Private entrance, No sharing, living quarters, utilities included. From $200/wk, $100-$150/deposit. MONTHLY PROPERTIES: 2&3BR, 1-2Baths, Appliances included. Properties located in Pooler & Savannah. $600-$800/month plus deposit same as rent. No Section 8. Interested parties call 441-5468

Wilmington Island 3BR/2BA kitchen furnished, fireplace, fenced yard, great neighborhood, nice house $1125/mo + deposit. Call 912-897-2047 or 657-3681 rooms for rent 895

DOWNTOWN & SOUTHSIDE 1st week $100. 2nd week until star ting $125/week. Furnished rooms w/cable-tv, WI-FI, free-laundry & off-street parking. All utilities included. Minimum deposit $50 required. See online at: http://savannahrooms.cjb.net Call 912-220-8691 912-604-1890

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EFFICIENCY ROOMS Includes stove, refrigerator, private bath. Furnished! $180/week + deposit. Call 912-844-5995.

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FURNISHED EFFICIENCY: 1510 Lincoln St. $135/week or $145/week for double occupancy, Includes microwave, refrigerator, stove, & utilities! Call 912-231-0240

LARGE VICTORIAN with windows on two sides, across from library, nicely furnished, all utilities. TV/cable/internet, washer/dryer, $140/week. $504/month. 912-231-9464 Other apts. avail.

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Furnished, affordable room available includes utility, cable, refrigerator, central heat/air. $115-$140 weekly, no deposit. Call 912-844-3609 NEED A ROOM? STOP LOOKING! Great rooms available ranging from $115-$140/weekly. Includes refrigerators, cable w/HBO, central heat/air. No deposit. Call 912-398-7507. Nice room, for rent, private bath, microwave, refrigerator, cable, electricity, and water paid, $125/week +deposit. No drugs allowed, Call 428-6324 NO DEPOSIT-LIMITED TIME! NEAR MEMORIAL/ W. CHATHAM East Savannah •ROOMS $100 & UP• Furnished, includes utilities, central heat and air, Comcast cable, television, washer/dryer. Hardwood floors, ceramic tile in kitchen and bath. Shared Kitchen & Shared bath. 5 minutes to Memorial Hospital. Call 912-210-0181.

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$75 move in special! Located on Westside. Washer/dryer available. 323-8505 ROOM FOR RENT: Safe Environment. Central heat/air, cable, telephone ser vice. $400/$500 monthly, $125/security deposit, no lease. Immediate occupancy. Call Mr. Brown: 912-663-2574 or 912-234-9177. ROOMS FOR RENT Completely furnished. Central heat and air. Conveniently located on busline. $130 per week. Call 912-844-5995. SHARED HOUSE 4 rent/Eastside Furnished room 4 rent includes tv with cable, washer/dryer, central air/heat, enclosed sitting porch, large sit in kitchen, privacy yard, fridge in rooms. $140.00 (912)306-6776 ConneCt Savannah ClaSSified adS Work!

Roommate Wanted: 130 Alpine Drive. $480/mo. or $150/week. $250/deposit. Near Hunter AAF. share 1/2 electric. Available Now. 912-272-8020

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1998 Honda Civic

Runs Excellent, 5-speed, A/C , Stereo, $3200 Negotiable. Call 844-0463

1998 Toyota Camry

automatic, runs good, 153K miles, $3200 negotiable. Call 844-0463

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CADILLAC Escalade, 1999- in excellent condition with 4WD. White in color, leather seats, Bose stereo multi-changer system. $6400. Contact 912-443-5004.

MAZDA MX-5 MIATA 2001. Silver/Tan, 5 speed, leather, excellent condition. $8,500. Call 912-598-0715

CHEVROLET CAMARO, 1994- SELLING FOR PARTS, BODY, TRANSMISSION & ENGINE IN GOOD CONDITION. MUST SEE! CALL 312-3315 OR 844-6953 CHEVROLET Work Van, 1993 full size conversion van, runs good, new engine, new rear end, white $1,875. Call 912-398-6224 FENDER BENDER? Paint & Body Work. Reasonably Priced. Insurance Claims. We buy wrecks. Call 912-355-5932.

BUELL ElDorado, 1980- 1 owner, excellent condition! $5000. Call 354-3884 CADILLAC CTS, 2003Very good condition, one owner, estate, fully loaded, Call 354-3884 CADILLAC Deville, 1999- Pearl white. $4,000 Firm. Call 756-5151

TOYOTA Corolla, 1998VE, runs great, AC, nice wheels! great on gas! One owner, Call 484-2127 Toyota Corolla, 2006not on recall list! 45k miles, automatic, very clean, in good cond. $10,500. 912-507-9463 SUVS 930

Need a Car Loan? Call 912-687-2753 Motorcycles/ AtVs 940 M50 Boulevard, 2007motorcycle. Very clean, garage kept, 3500 miles, asking $6800 OBO.

FORD Mustang, 19983.8L V6, 5 speed manual transmission, perfect mechanical condition, lots of extras $4,500 or best offer. 303-359-1971

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FORD Thunderbird LX, 1994- Nice body, needs engine work. Mazda 626, 1994, needs transmission $600. Call 661-3879 or 858-2746 GMC Completely Custom-made passenger Van 1991, low mileage, Fully Loaded! Beautiful Interior! $8000. 912-354-3884

HONDA Accord EX, 1999- 2-door, Good condition. $3150. Call 912-484-6106. HONDA Hatchback SI, 1991- Lowered suspension, intake exhaust & headers, CD player, brand new tires, very clean $2700 OBO. 912-312-2849 JAGUAR S-Type, 2003$6900 automatic, all power, low miles, leather seats, campaign gold, very good cond. Call 912-323-9797 LINCOLN LSC,- rare 2 coupe, 50H0 runs & drives great! one owner! 40k, $6000 or best offer. Call 484-2127

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FORD F350 Superduty Lariat, 2002- 4x4 Off-road, long wheel, crew cab, loaded! $18,000. Call 354-3008.

HONDA Accord, 1997LX- good condition, heat/AC, all pwr, 1 window stuck, 187k miles, $2,700 or best offer. Call 844-9146

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