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Silly Jokes Anyone Can Remember
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
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A can’t opener!
There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.
I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
Did you hear about the person who invented the knock-knock joke?
They won the “no-bell” prize.
One Liners
The tensest crowd I’ve ever seen was at the funeral of the man who invented the Jack-inthe-box.
Say what you like about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table.
We can’t even afford a garden, so when my wife bought us a trampoline I hit the roof.
