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The CPH Post Entertainment Guide | 3 - 9 August 2012

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Fashion week - not just an industry event anymore Various locations in the city; Starts Wed, Ends Aug 12; www.copenhagenfashionfestival.com

CONTENTS Performance

This Week

G2-3

Exhibitions

G3-4

Music

G6-7

Kids

G8-9

Lifestyle

G8-9

Copenhagen Map

G10-11

Food & Drink

G12-13

Classified

G14-17

Film

G18-19

Television

G20

Editor Ben Hamilton

Art Editor Bonnie Fortune

Film Editor Linn Lemhag

Regular contributors: Arun Sharma, Kasper R Guldberg, Aviaja Bebe, Simon Cooper, Jessica O’Sullivan, Elise Beacom, Marsha McCreadie, Mark Walker, Kevin Evancio, Anee Jayaraj, Franziska Bork Petersen, Jaya Rao, Andy Rugg, Elizabeth Dellapenna, Diana Cereniewicz, Alexis Kunsak, Eric B Duckert, Pete Streader, Linn Lemhag Guide Listings: Shandana Mufti (events and kids) Daniel van der Noon (music) Lydia Deichmann (art)

inside this week

I’VE READ a few posters on our website despairing of the good old days when the amateurs ruled the roost – in other words toffs who could afford to compete and didn’t have to get up, lick the motorway clean and work 26 hours a day down a mine. Sure, it’s not like there isn’t a wealth disparity today. Given the chance, most nations would prefer to drink the Olympic pool, not swim in it. And the world’s shanty towns and townships are hardly overflowing with dressage and yachting clubs. But if you want to gripe about the Olympics, at least target the millionaire professionals with the sound argument that if winning a gold medal isn’t the pinnacle of achievement in your sport, you shouldn’t be there. Football and tennis are the most obvious culprits. Every Games has a shameful moment, and for me – forget about the badminton – it will be hard to top Maria Sharapova carrying her

THE CITY’S TOP designers are hemming their skirts, pressing their shirts and finalising their collections for Copenhagen Fashion Week. The event struts into town twice a year in August and February, giving Denmark a chance to show off its clean, modern style to the rest of the world. But members of the public needn’t miss out on the glamour. The specially designed Copenhagen Fashion Festival, from August 8-12, has run alongside the industry event since 2008, giving every clothes-lover, shoe-fetishist and shopaholic the opportunity to get their fashion fix. More than 200 events, including fashion exhibitions, street parties, concerts, competitions, trend shows and shopping-centric activities with killer discounts, will take over Copenhagen. And the best part – everyone is invited. Below is a taster of some of the chic activities happening around Copenhagen next week.

Stumble in your stilettos and your ego can take a long time to heel

New Nordic Fashion

A Fair Trade

Designmuseum Danmark; Bredgade 68; Cph K; Wed-Sun Aug 12 11:00-17:00 Looks from the NICE Design Challenge and the works of Danish designer David Andersen’s Zero Waste project are on show. Designmuseum Danmark and the Danish Fashion Institute collaborate on an exhibition that shows how Nordic designers can create wonderful and stylish fashion in a sustainable way.

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Copenhagen Fashion Festival

national flag at the opening ceremony. I’ve had bigger gripes though – like why every other sports broadcast these days is commentated on by somebody two seconds ahead of the action. Ball’s still at the corner flag … meanwhile: “ROAR!!!!” or “Nej, nej, nej, nej”. No danger of that happening at the Copenhagen Historic Grand Prix this weekend (see G3 for details), a splendid opportunity to sample what motorsport was like in bygone years. Sure, it was a sport for toffs then, and nothing’s really changed. It’s loud, frenetic and smells like the real deal, with the added bonus that you might get to see Prince Joachim crash his car. Elsewhere, if you like fashion, reggae, watersports and paddling, you’re in luck. The ever-growing Fashion Festival will make catwalks of our streets from next Wednesday (see G2), the Harbour Festival is bringing culture and canoes to the city centre this weekend (see G9), while the Jamaican Independence celebrations will bring Kingston to København (see G8) on Sunday. Which fittingly is the day when the Jamaicans are expected to sweep the board in the 100-metre Olympic final – the absolute pinnacle of their sporting lives.

H&M; Amagertorv 23; Cph K; Wed-Fri Aug 10, 10:00-18:00; Sat Aug 11, 10:00-16:00 Five students from Kolding School of Design have each transformed second-hand H&M clothes into three new looks for a competition judged by Eurowoman. The looks will be on display at H&M’s Amagertorv store, and each will be sold, with proceeds going to the Danish Red Cross.

Stylish Show for the Ladies and Gents

Grønnegade Neighbourhood, Grønnegade, Cph K; Sat Aug 11, from 13:00 You are invited to a red carpet event on the streets of central Copenhagen. Models will wear clothes from several fashion stores, strutting their stuff where Ny Østergade meets Grønnegade.

Feed Your Shoe Cravings

Apair; Ny Østergade 3, Cph K; Sat Aug 11, 14:00 & 15:00 If shoes are your thing, Apair is staging a footwear show at the front of their store, while DJ Flip spins some cool tracks.

Performance Shakespeare at Hamlet’s Castle

Kronborg Castle, Kronborg 13, 3000 Helsingør; tickets 395kr, www.billetten.dk, discounts for groups; 4921 6979, www.hamletscenen.dk Hamletscenen is an innovative Danish company that facilitates the classic works with a mind to broadening their appeal for a modern audience. All performances are in English with Danish subtitles.

As You Like It

Fri, Sat & Sun 20.00; 160 mins Following their brilliant production of A Comedy of Errors last year, the UK’s world famous Shakespeare’s Globe company are back with As You Like It, which runs the gamut of the

Kongens Nytorv (next to metro station); Sat Aug 11, 16:30 SwapAmok is holding a fashion show that reveals how fashionistas can look good while being eco-friendly. SwapAmok.dk is a website where you can trade your clothes with other fashion-lovers. Swap some garments for something one of the models is wearing during the show.

Stiletto Run

Amagertorv; Cph K; Fri Aug 10, 17:3019:30; register at www.veet.dk Veet is holding its famed stiletto run once again. Register to join this 100m sprint event if you think you have got what it takes.

Dark and Secret Universe

Art Gallery; Ny Adelgade 7; Cph K; Wed-Fri Aug 10, 10:00-19:00, Sat Aug 11Sun Aug 12, 11:00-18:00 Fashion photographer Karina Jønson and designer Barbara Í Gongini join forces in a photo exhibition immortalising androgynous creatures and unresolved tensions.

Yourlook – Upcoming Designers of Denmark

Fabrikken; Drechselsgade 10, Islands Brygge, Cph S; Thu 18:00; tickets: 100kr at billeto.dk/fashionweek This fashion show features the works of a handpicked selection of upcoming Danish designers. An after party will follow the show.

Huge Friday Evening Fashion Explosion

Kronprinsensgade, Cph K; Fri Aug 10, 18:00-22:00 A garden party and street party all rolled into one. Grass will be rolled into Kronprinsensgade for a party that combines fashion, drinks, music and chocolate. There will be some free goodies on offer too.

Blow Your Mind Party

Kayak Republic; Børskaj 12 (Below Knippelsbro), Cph K; Fri Aug 10, 20:00-02:00 Diesel celebrates its new 55DSL brand in collaboration with Cover magazine. Live music and DJs will supply tunes, with free Heinekens and hot dogs until 22:00 (for over 18s). Sound Venue & Up! Party Skindergade 45, Cph K; Fri Aug 10, 22:0005:00; With live performances from Purity Ring and Mø and a list of hot DJs, this event will be one rollicking party. The night will be held in collaboration with Bloggers Delight.

The Closing Party

Toldboden; Nordre Toldbod 24, Cph K; Sat Aug 10, 22:00-04:00; guestlist only – sign up at MN@CphFinest.com or phone 2851 4864 Scoop Models, Armani Collezioni and CPH Finest, and Gallery Fashion Fair come together to throw the final official party at Toldboden. Mingle with the crème de la crème of Copenhagen’s fashion scene.

Bard’s comic trademarks: crossdressing, slapstick tomfoolery, sharp repartee and misconstrued love notes. The performance in the castle’s courtyard promises magical contributions by the seagulls and the play of light and shadow as day fades into night. You’re also allowed to bring picnics to eat before and after the show.

CPH Summer Festival

Tue & Wed 21.00; 70 mins Utilising a unique blend of drama, dance and song, the familiar Scottish tragedy is interwoven with Clément Janequin’s vocal compositions of La Guerre. Janequin and the Swedish choir, the Romeo & Julia Kören, serve to emphasise and underpin the soaring drama of Macbeth’s bravery, madness and ultimate destruction. MW

Neel Teilmann & Peter Guang

Macbeth

Charlottenborgs Festsal, Kongens Nytorv 1, Cph K, ends Thu; daily concerts at 16:30; Tickets: 100kr, concessions: 50kr, 3871 1838; www. billetnet.dk or at the door; www.copenhagensummerfestival.dk This festival has for over 40 years been showcasing classical chamber to the people of Copenhagen. Fri 16:30 Teilmann is a well-known Danish piano soloist; Guang, 14, has played the piano since he was five.

Zapolski Strygerne

Sat 16:30 The chamber orchestra are in the safe hands of Alexandre Zapolski.

Xie Haoming

Sun 16:30 Young Chinese soloist Xie Haoming is “one of his generation’s most gifted young violinists”.

ELISE BEACOM

Øresund Solist 10-Year Anniversary Concert

Mon 16:30 Previous winners of the Øresund Soloist Competition perform.

Talent Prize

Tue 16:30 Includes the 2012 prize winner Niklas Walentin on the violin.

Young Russian Soloists

Wed 16:30 Young Russian soloists, are chosen by the Spivakov Foundation, perform pieces by Bach, Tschaikowsky, Rachmaninoff, Sarasate and Paganini.

Carl Nielsen competition winner

Thu 16:30 Olga Volkova, the winner of the 2012 Carl Nielsen Violin Competition, will perform. JOS

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3 - 9 August 2012 Copenhagen Historic Grand Prix

Fælledparken, Øster Alle, Cph Ø; Sat-Sun 08:30-17:30; tickets: 320kr per day, 500kr for weekend, 470-1,320kr grandstand options, under14s free adm with paying adult, www.billetlugen.dk; 8651 9929; www.chgp.dk SO IF IT has a French name, a featured superstar who is Scottish, and its main features are metallic (and it’s not a rock band), what is it doing in green Copenhagen? This is not a riddle, but a description of an actual event – the Historic Grand Prix on the first weekend of August, now in its eleventh year. The superstar is Scotland’s David Coulthard, the former Formula One racing car driver, who will be making driving appearances in a Red Bull F1 car on both days along the two-kilometre course. In addition to the Scot, who is a really cute guy, other potential celebrity sightings include Prince Joachim of Denmark, who has raced the Historic GP as an ‘amateur’ for many years, his wife, Princess Marie, who is usually at hand to hand out prizes, and eight-time Le Mans winner Tom Kristensen. In addition to the stars, 200

drivers from all over Europe will be on the track in vintage autos dating from 1930 to 1981 (the period specified by the organisers vintage cars). For romantic fantasisers and nostalgia freaks, the names alone – Bentley, Bugatti, Alfa Romeo, Ferrari, Jaguar, Aston Martin and Porsche – bring back eras of Isadora Duncan and James Bond. The Gentleman’s Cup brings back the era of ‘honourable driving’. The Ferrari Challenge is for Ferrari drivers only, and there are several types of Touring Car Races. While Minis and even Ford Escorts will make a more modest appearance. One special event that may be of interest to expat Americans features 1966’s Chevy Camaro, designed at the time as an answer to the Ford Mustang. You can also simply take a look-see at the Classic Car Park where you can park your vehicle (providing it meets the criteria) for 40 kroner. The Classic Car Park is one of the largest classic car exhibitions around. The track is just over 2km, and swings throught the entire park. While the main entrance is at Øster Alle, the start and finish line is on Nørre Alle – a great place to position yourself to watch. Other good spots are at the turns – particularly the hairpin on Edel Sauntes Alle. MARSHA MCCREADIE

Zero Point

Exhibitions

On loan to Skagens Museum NEW

Hans Holten: Polarstue NEW

Møstings Hus, Andebakkesti 5, DK-2000 Frederiksberg; starts Aug 4, ends Sep 2; open Tue-Sun 11:00-16:00; Free entry; www.moestingshus.dk Hans Holten has set the scene of the lounge-like rooms so that light changes from room to room. Both artificial and natural light are used very actively in the exhibition and when you move around, you constantly see a different light through the doorways to other rooms. LD

Bag Facaden

Fotografisk Center, N Pasteursvej 14, DK1799 Cph V; Ends Aug 12; Open Tue-Fri 11:0017:00, Thu 11:00-20:00, SatSun 12:00-16:00; Entry 25kr, www.photography.dk Photos from everyday Denmark show the social and mental changes in Denmark. The exhibition Bag Facaden – billeder fra hverdagens Danmark focuses on different groups in society – not least the various aspects of Denmark as a multicultural society. The exhibition focuses on the theme of Danish self-image and perception of “others”. LD

Galleri Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, 1 sal, 2300 Cph S; starts Aug 3, ends Sep 15; Open Thu-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilarsolsen.com The exhibition Zero Point, which features new works by Jonas Hvid Søndergaard, focuses on the spiritual, philosophical and scientific questions about the universe and human existence in nature. A new form of Søndergaard’s painting presents a looser, intuitive style, varying from small paper paintings to large room-height canvases, including water colour and transparent colour schemes. LD

Daniel Milan

Relive the spills and thrills of yesteryear at the city’s Historic Grand Prix

NEW

Danske Grafikeres Hus, Sølvgade 17. 1307 Cph K; Starts Aug 3, Ends Aug 26; Thu-Sun 13:0017:00; www.danskegrafikere. dk This exhibition presents a series of brand new and very detailed graphic work done by Daniel Milan on stone and copper. The new images are created on the basis of experiences and relationships from when he stayed in Uganda 2009-2011. LD

NEW

Den Hirschsprungske Samling, Stockholmsgade 20, Cph Ø; ends Sept 3; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00, Mon closed; Entry 75kr, Concessions 65kr; www.hirschsprung.dk Skagens Museum has put together some of the finest works by Michael and Anna Ancher, Viggo Johansen, Christian Krohg and Oscar Björck to Copenhagen. LD

No Man’s Gallery

Near Fodboldfabrikken, Skelbækgade 1, Cph N; ends 3 Aug; Open daily 12:00-18:00; www. nomansart.com No Man’s Art Gallery opened last weekend in Copenhagen at a location that was a secret to the last hour. Along with local artists, the gallery will be showing works of other young talented artists from all over the world. LD

Un_Curate_Able

Toves Gallery, Vesterbrogade 97, Cph V; ends Sep 2; open Mon-Fri 11:00-16:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.tovesgalleri.net Un_Curate_Able is an exhibition project organised, curated and produced by artists at Toves Gallery. LD

Pink Caviar

Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Aug 19; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; SatSun 11:00-18:00; tickets 95kr, concessions 85kr, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk This group exhibition brings together works by Asger Jorn, Poul Gernes, Roni Horn, and Erwin Wurm, among others. BF

Tacmo

Andersen’s Contemporary, Amager Strandvej 50 B, Cph S; Ends Aug 11; Open Mon-Fri 12:0017:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; 4697 8437; www.andersenscontemporary. dk Thilo Heinzmann’s paintings are based on structured black surfaces, which form a contrast against strokes of paint in different shades of black. LD

French masterpieces

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends 30 Apr 2013; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00; Entry 75kr; 33418141; www.glyptoteket.com This array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey through from 1850 to the 20th century. LD

Secret Garden

Gl Holtegaard, Attemosevej 170, Gl Holte; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www.glholtegaard.dk Young Danish artists will occupy Lauritz de Thurah’s baroque garden, exhibiting sculptures and projects. LD

Life Clock

Den Frie Centre of Contemporary Art, Oslo Plads 1, Cph Ø; Ends Aug 12; Open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00, Sat-Sun 10:00-17:00; Entry 45kr, Concessions 25kr, www. denfrie.dk Curated by artist group A Kassen, the exhibition includes work by French artist Bertrand Planes. LD

Edward Kienholz: Five Car Stud

Louisana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; Open TueFri 11:00-22:00; Tickets 95kr, Concessions 85kr, Under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk Edward Kienholz’s artwork has a rebellious, provocative and aggressive feel to it. It revisits the racism that was common in America in the not so distant past. LD

Summer Show

Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, 1760 Cph V; ends Aug 17; Open Tue-Fri 12:0017:00; www.nilsstaerk.dk The gallery presents a selection of works, including different mediums such as sculpture, video and photography. LD

Afgang 2012

Kunsthal Nikolaj, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Aug 5; open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00; www. nikolajkunsthal.dk This exhibition marks the culmination of six years of study for 27 young artists from the Royal Danish Art Academy. BF

HOW AM I?

Kastrupvej 399, 2770 Kastrup; ends Sep 9; open Tue-Sun 14:00-17:00, Wed 14:00-20:00; www.kastrupgaardsamlingen.dk Danish and Indian contemporary art features side by side, focusing on identity. The exhibition touches on issues of ethnicity, gender and sexuality. LD

H20

IMO, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, 1760 Cph V; ends Aug 4; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-13:00; www.imoprojects.com H2O is the title of the artist’s new solo exhibition, which explores the numerous states and properties of water. LD Wet IMO, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Aug 4; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.imo-projects.com Artist Jan S Hansen presents minimal images made by airbrushing plexiglas. The result is a simulated slick surface, like a freshly washed car. BF

New Nordic: Architecture & Identity

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, SatSun 11:00-18:00; www.louisiana.dk This exhibition opens a new series focused on architecture, culture and identity. From cuisine to design, Nordic ideas and trends are of international interest. BF

Matisse: Doubles and Variations

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Oct 28; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65 kr, under18s free adm; www.smk.dk This exhibition presents the work of painter Henri Matisse. BF

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Careering around city corners

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Exhibitions German World 1890-1930

Images

Statens Museum for Kunst (National Gallery of Denmark), Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Aug 12, open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions: 65kr, under-18s free adm; www.smk.dk An exhibition of German art at a dramatic time in the nation’s history, tracing the rise of the Modernist period, featuring artists like Wassily Kandinsky and Paul Klee. BF

Moving

InstantHERLEV Institute, Krøyers Plads, Cph K; ends Sep 1; www.onecitycampaign.dk Anja Franke’s latest instalment of her ongoing project exploring urban and suburban issues of space and place, One City Campaign. BF

In Praise of Power

Thorvaldsens Museum, Bertel Thorvaldsens Plads 2, Cph K; ends Aug 26; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; tickets: 40kr, under-18s & Wed: free adm; www.thorvaldsensmusuem.dk Exploring Bertel Thorvaldsen’s use of imagery relating to both Alexander the Great and Napoleon, as well as the Roman Empire. BF

Maneuvering

Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Aug 5; open Tue-Sun 13:00-20:00; www. overgaden.org American performance artist Mary Coble presents new work based on research in the tiny Danish shipping town of Nakskov. BF Dexter Bang Sinister Kunsthal Charlottenborg; ends Oct 21; tickets: 60kr, concessions 40kr; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Inspired by research into 1960s psychedelic visual culture. BF

Forms of Knowledge

Salon at GL Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www. glstrand.dk Morten Steen Hebsgaard’s installation is inspired by the ideas of Friedrich Fröbels (1782-1852), the German pedagogue who came up with the concept of the kindergarten. BF

Peter Rune Christiansen

DAMPgallery, Esplanaden 1C, Cph K; ends Aug 7; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0016:00; www.dampgallery.dk Danish painter Peter Rune Christiansen creates minimal, but colourful, abstract images that focus on pattern and form. BF

Sense of Furniture

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue 10:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk This exhibition celebrates the centenary of the birth of Danish furniture designer Finn Juhl. BF

Still here now

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V, ends Nov 26; open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk A group exhibition in collaboration with MOHS Exhibit in Vesterbro. This exhibition includes 15 artists predominantly from New York. BF

Skabt af tiden

Nationalmuseet, Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; ends Sep 30; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; www.natmus.dk Some 28 artists and writers are making work that focuses on historical treasures in National Museum’s permanent collection. BF

Emily Wardill

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Sep 16; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95 kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s free adm; www. smk.dk British artist Emily Wardill’s new filmic work is inspired by the relationship between the brain and the body. BF

Summertime 12

Galleri Christoffer Egelund, Bredgade 75, Cph K; ends Aug 11; open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00; Sat 12:00-16:00; www.gce.nu This group exhibition showcases the best work from artists represented by the gallery. BF

Painting the Weights

Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Aug 5; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-20:00; tickets 60kr, concessions 40kr, free adm for under-16s and after 18:00; www. kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Canadian artist Christina Mackie is inspired by the natural world. BF

UKK’s 10 Year Jubilee

Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Aug 5; open TueSun 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.org The Young Art Workers (UKK) is organising a series of events, workshops, and discussions around issues in contemporary art, including working conditions in the art world, art and labour, and art education. BF

America by Car

Det Nationale Fotomuseum, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends Sep 1; open MonSat 10:00-19:00; www.kb.dk/da/ dia/fotomusuem This exhibition features Lee Friedlander’s192 black and white images of the contemporary American landscape framed by the windows of various automobiles. BF

Per Bak Jensen & Per Inge Bjørlo

Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard. com Per Bak Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. BF

Rokoko-Mania

Designmuseum Danmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Sep 23; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.designmuseum.dk A look at contemporary art and design trends in dialogue with 17th century crafts in the rococo style. BF

3 - 9 August 2012 Pavilion for Revolutionary Free Speech

Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Aug 5; open TueSun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:0020:00; tickets 60kr, concessions 40kr, free adm for under-16s and after 18:00; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk German artist Thomas Klipper has carved 33 portraits of leading European personas that he believes are responsible for promoting intolerance. BF

Danh Vo: We the People

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

Mæt

GALLERY B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Aug 4; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.galleryb15.dk Per Johansen’s ongoing series of colour photographs, Mæt, which translates as ‘sated’ or ‘full’, features food products shoved into plastic containers, and is a commentary on consumerism in contemporary society. BF

S, M, L, XL

Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Aug 11; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.com This exhibition of contemporary paintings includes both local and international artists including Alexander Tovborg, Chris Johanson and David Shrigley . BF

Space of Drawings Group Show

SOD, Holbergsgade 17C, Cph K; ends Aug 17; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.spaceofdrawings.dk A collection of work from eleven local and international artists. Artists from the US, Japan, and Philippines will present new paintings and drawings. BF

Modernisme and Guldalder

Mit Navn er Jørgen Leth

François Boucher

Gammel Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Aug 12; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed & Thu until 20:00; tickets: 60kr, concessions 45kr, under16s free adm; www.glstrand.dk In honour of Leth’s 75th birthday, this a retrospective of the Danish filmmaker’s life and work. BF

Nivaagaards, Malerisamling, Gl Strandvej 2, Nivå; ends Jan 1; open Tue-Fri 12:0016:00, Wed 12:00-20:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00; entry 70kr, concessions 50kr, under-18s free adm; www.nivaagaard.dk Johannes Hage Nivaagaard and Knud W Jensen Louisana both started their own museums and built an impressive collection of Danish and foreign art. LD Gl Holtegaard, Attemose vej 170, Gl Holte; Starts Aug 17; Ends Nov 4; Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:0017:00; www.glholtegaard. dk The exhibition includes 70 works of the French artist François Boucher. LD

Forbilleder (Models)

Clausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; ends Aug 11; open Tue-Sat 11:0017:00; www.clausenskunsthandel.dk Classic graphic images from the collection of the Graphic School. BF

Space of Drawings Group Show

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NHL Space, Vesterfælledvej 63, Cph V; ends Aug 22; open daily; www.nlhspace.dk Work by Danish artist Thorbjørn Reuter Christiansen. BF

Peter Amby Gallery, Borgergade 2, 1300 Cph K; Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-17:00; www.peteramby.com Magnus Pettersen works mainly with formal sculpture and installation and Rasmus Høj Mygind explores the boundaries of minimal painting. LD

Show Me Your Model

Kimsooja

På den anden side Den mobile intervention

Danish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open Mon-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; Tickets: 40kr, concessions 25kr, under15s free adm; www.dac.dk This exhibition presents architectural models of different scales. BF

Show Me Your Model

Danish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open MonSun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:0021:00; Tickets: 40kr, concessions 25kr, under-15s free adm; www.dac.dk Visit architectural models of different scales, experiencing the architectural process in a new and different way. BF

Kunsthal 44 Møen, Fanefjordgade 44, Askeby; Ends July 22; Open Wed-Sun 11:0017:00; Entrance 30kr; www44moen.dk Kimsooja combines elements of Eastern culture with contemporary art expressions. LD

Danish/International Art after 1900

Statens Museum for Kunst (National Gallery of Denmark), Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish art history in the modern era is restaged to include representation of the international influence from the US, Germany and France, as well as an emergence of a female avant-garde. BF

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Thurston Moore

Store Vega Monday 20:00; Tickets 240kr; www.vega.dk

lthough he first made a name for himself as a member of the alternative rock band Sonic Youth, Thurston Moore is today better known for being one of the world’s best guitarists. The musician has without a doubt many talents to his name – singer, guitarist, songwriter, record label owner and film composer – and although he is

renowned for the 17 albums he released since 1982 with Sonic Youth, Moore has also received great praise from both critics and fans as a solo artist. It is with great anticipation therefore that Copenhagen prepares to welcome one of the biggest icons of ‘90s noisy rock music. Considering he was voted the number one guitarist of all time, along with band member Lee Ranaldo, by the music website Spin, and finished number 34 on Rolling Stone’s Top 100 guitarists list, Moore seems to generally be quite humble in an interview with Soundvenue. “I was never interested in being a hotshot guitarist,” he explained. “I’m not a guitar nerd and am not that inter-

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ested in the technical aspect. I am always being asked to do interviews with guitar magazines, but I always say no because I’m not that interested in that sort of thing.” Although Sonic Youth were part of the first wave of the American noise rock groups, they prefer to be regarded as part of the alternative rock and indie rock movements. However, since the band announced it would be “ending for a while” in 2011 following Moore’s split from his wife of 27 years, band member Kim Gordon, Moore has shown a softer side than the usual noisy rock of Sonic Youth. Moore’s third album, Demolished Thoughts (2011), is much more laid-

back – one of the songs, ‘Benediction’, is an acoustic love ballad accompanied by the harp and violin. It is in stark contrast to the previous style of Sonic Youth, in which the electric guitar was dominant. Moving on from the guitar-frenzy days of Sonic Youth, Moore has started a new band called Chelsea Light Moving, featuring guitarist Keith Wood, bassist Samara Lubelski and drummer John Moloney, and recently released a new song on his 54th birthday called ‘Frank O’Hara Hit’. On releasing the song, Moore said: “I wanted to release this song by the end of July because it’s a meditation on the emotions I’ve experienced in that month throughout my life

that define a lot of what mytho-romanticises my heart, which is both broken and blessed at the moment.” Although it is uncertain whether Moore will be taking an acoustic or electric approach in his performance, one thing is for sure: his guitar will play a central role. When Moore was still part of the Sonic Youth era, he said in a Soundvenue interview: “For us as a band, and for me as a guitarist, it’s still very much about developing my own set of rules when it comes to playing music. Just like in the old days. It has always been the most important thing to me.” Lydia Deichmann

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tuesday 7

Future Islands Lille Vega; 21:00; 130kr The four-bit Baltimore-based group have found a niche in the market with their surreal brand of synthpop. A peculiar limbo between beach rock and nostalgic ‘80s electronic music, Samuel T Herring’s distinctive vocal style and the band’s oddball sound has led to the group’s swelling popularity. Making use of both digital and analogue equipment, the programming behind their beats has an innocence that preserves the originality of their often emotionally fulfilling electronic music.

Mazzy Star Amager Bio; 20:00; 305kr Hailed as the first dream-pop band, the Santa Monica-based group – led by vocalist Hope Sandoval and guitarist David Roback – became recognised on the back of their hit ‘Fade Into You’. Active since the mid-‘80s, the group have endured a number of revolutions, both in the line-up and musical style. Their 2012 tour welcomes back on stage Suki Ewers and Keith Mitchell. It’s probable that tickets will sell out fast, so be sure to get your foot in the door before the night of the concert.

Dirty Days of Summer: Baroness Amager Bio; 20:00; 150kr (gig entrance) or 350kr (4-day pass) Making their foray into the shadowy American sludge metal underworld in the early ‘00s, the four-bit outfit became an international act practically overnight. The release of their second record, Blue Record (2009) – an apocalyptic sludge of heavy basslines, thrashing guitar solos and break-neck vocals – led to a promotional tour that saw the lights of Japan, Australia’s Soundwave Festival, Coachella and Bonnaroo. With a third album now under their belt, Yellow & Green (2012), Copenhagen’s metalheads will swarm towards this gig.

Stella Polaris

version in 2001, and this year, it has expanded once again. But despite growing at a rapid rate, press officer Kim Fischer says the Stella Polaris crew want to hold onto the same spirit that the festival embodied in its earliest stages. And one of the ways to keep the good vibes flowing is to continue running it as a free event, welcoming anyone from hip urban families – there is a play area to entertain the kids – to university students and groovy grandmas. “We are the happy amateurs; we just love doing this and it’s just been an evolutionary thing that it has grown like this. We want to keep the free spirit and keep it as an event for everyone,” Fischer said. The festival runs thanks to the hard work of volunteers, and through funding from major sponsors. This year, however, if festivalgoers want to support the event, they have the option of donating 25kr by sending an SMS with the word ‘Stella’ to 1919. The growth of Stella Polaris has helped its organisers to secure some high-class acts over the past few years. Moby played a DJ set in 2010 and came back to play a live show last year, and the team are amped to have signed Dan-

Østre Anlæg (behind Copenhagen’s National Art Gallery); Aug 5; 12:00-21:00; free admission; see programme for schedules in Aarhus, Odense and Aalborg; www.stella-polaris.dk The country’s biggest electronic music chill-out festival, Stella Polaris, has reached a coming of age this year as it celebrates its 15th anniversary and adds two more cities to its line-up. More than 30,000 people made their way to the Copenhagen event last year, and the festival looks set to attract even more people this year, thanks to its inclusion of Odense and Aalborg in the schedule. First held in Aarhus in 1997, Stella Polaris attracted a meagre showing of just 400 people. The attendance was impressive at the time considering its organisers had dreamt up the idea of throwing an electronic music festival while they were out clubbing just two weeks earlier. Since its humble beginnings, Stella Polaris has steamed ahead to become an annual fixture on the electronic music scene. Attracting an increasing number of followers each year, it added a Copenhagen

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Listener Rust; 20:00; 70kr Listener is an experimental spoken word band who started up in 2002. The two-piece from Atlanta fuse spoken poetry with the usual suspects – bass, keys, drums and guitar. The vocalist and songwriter, Dan Smith, has a hoarse and insistent voice, blending well with Christin Nelson’s compositions. Listener’s music has previously been described as “Talk Music” – with the result baring reminiscence to the beatnik poetry of the 1950s. The vocal element is prominent with lyrics neither screamed, nor sung. The pair has been known to play in unusual venues like houses, coffee shops, art galleries and warehouses. EB

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Reign Supreme KB18; 20:00; 100kr Hailed as one of the heaviest hardcore metal bands to emerge from Philadelphia in the last decade, the four-bit group are in the same league as other major bands such as Lamb of God, Every Time I Die and Blacklisted. Combining classic rock elements, reams of power-bass, and screaming vocals, the band, which is now led by the former Blacklisted frontman Jay Pepito, push the limits of what is extreme even in the heavyweight metal industry.

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Drone; Fri 22:00 free adm This Copenhagen DJing duo are armed with a bevy of psychedelic numbers from The Singapore Sling through to Talk Normal. With plenty of hooch behind the bar and probably a decent turn out, dancing the night away in Drone’s kitsch basement is an option that many Copenhageners choose to kick-start their weekend.

While rain is forecast, temperatures are still expected to hit 25 Celsius Hoo to remix two songs off his latest album – the London-based producer must be doing something right. Back on home turf, another Dane set to play is producer Mike Sheridan, who found his feet in the electronic music scene in 2008, when his debut album claimed a spot on the local charts for seven weeks. And DJ duo Lulu Rouge are also a worthy addition. The pair have collaborated on tracks with two of the other acts to appear at Stella Polaris this year: Mikael Simpson and Laid Back. Elise Beacom

Papa M Pumpehuset; 22:00; free adm Hailing from Louisville, cult musician David Christian Pajo (aka Papa M) is a multiinstrumentalist and producer who has collaborated with an endless list of artists including Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy, King Kong, Royal Trux and Stereolab. Traditionally, he lends his musical style to his sing-song folk roots, churning out country-flavoured songs, although his role in the post-rock group Slint also adds a touch of prog-rock to his style – typified in his cult record, 1968 (2006). Daniel van der Noon

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ish band Laid Back to play all four shows this year. Internationally, the line-up includes eccentric Norwegian duo Röyksopp as one of the stand-outs. The self-proclaimed two-headed monster play down-beat electronica that wraps listeners in warmth. Another offshore act is Chicane from England. Nicholas Bracegirdle, the man behind the name, is responsible for the UK charttopper ‘Don’t Give Up’, which featured Bryan Adams on vocals. Ben Hoo is another to join the list and considering one of his biggest fans is Moby – Moby commissioned

Sound of Panorama Bar: Steffi & Prosumer

Culture Box; Sat 22:00; 70kr Organised by the Berlin-based techno label Ostgut Ton, the monthly club night showcases the most forward-looking Berghain techno and house music from Germany’s capital. Steffi, who has become an increasingly influential figure on Berlin’s contemporary techno scene – and Copenhagen too, having made several appearances in the past – with her smooth, serene mixes. Prosumer is a creative house figure also making waves on Berlin’s progressive club circuit with his captivating style of weighty samples and spacey beats.

Black Box: Deepwit Night Culture Box; Fri 23:00; 70kr House lovers rejoice - this night is a celebration of some the best artists that the genre has to offer. From Alvaro Hylander, the Spanish DJ who delivers organic deep house beats to Deep Seplle, who combines technical know-how with musical genius, this event is not to be missed. Tim Andresen, one of Denmark’s best-known international DJs will also be spinning a set, and it is guaranteed that all house aficionados will leave the club satisfied.

Stella Polaris After-party

Rust; Sun 21:00; 160kr The all-day electronic festival Stella Polaris is one of the last ditch efforts to save what has been one of the worst summers on record - at least in terms of the weather. Led by djsets by the Norwegian electro duo, Röyksopp – infamous for their dreamy summer anthem, ‘Eple’ – the British techno-house purveyor, Gavyn Mytchel and electro gurus, Ben Hoo and Pete Gooding, the all-night party stands in good stead to spoil many Monday mornings. Daniel van der Noon

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CYCLE LANES

BELLEVUE BEACH: Strandvejen 340, 2900 Hellerup; free adm; www.bellevuestrandbad.dk

Look out for the cycle lanes. They’re everywhere, and not pavements, particularly around Tivoli.

Young Danes ﬂock to this beach and recreational area in the summer.

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AMAGER BEACH PARK: Amager Strandvej 100, Cph S; free adm; www.amager-strand.dk This sprawling but well-planned beach has a sunny dune or activity for everyone including an ocean swimming structure and a long promenade.

Choose carefully because while Tivoli is worth a visit, it has some of the worst restaurants in town.

SHOP OPENING TIMES Most shops are closed on Sunday, unless it’s the ﬁrst or the last of the month. And they stop selling alcohol in the supermarkets (hold on to your empties as each bottle is worth a krone - enough to buy half a plastic bag) at 17:00 on Saturdays.

BAVNEHØJ SWIMMING POOL: Bavnehøj, Enghavevej 90, Cph SV

CYCLING Use lights when dark, stay oﬀ the pavement, and don’t run red lights. All three will land you a hefty ﬁne.

DANGERS Don’t worry about the beggars and druggies. They’re harmless. Avoid places with biker aﬃnities. Walk down Istedgade on the right (from the central station) and you will be propositioned.

BODEGAS

ØSTERBRO BEACH: Svanemøllen Bay, Cph Ø; free adm With its gently sloping gradient, this attractive artiﬁcial beach provides even small children a safe place to bathe. Stroll along the 130 metre-long pier while the kids splash about in the sun.

TOP 5 MONEY SAVERS

Beer is cheap in the bodegas. Find one in a nice square (like Vesterbro Torv on Vesterbrogade) and sit outside near those who have paid double at the fancy bars.

CLIPCARD

This newly-renovated 25-metre pool and playpool will keep the whole family entertained. When you’ve had enough of swimming, enjoy a picnic in the neighbouring nature playground where the kids can dry oﬀ as they clamber up the climbing frames.

ISLANDS BRYGGE & FISKETORVET: Cph S & Cph V Soak in the sun, have an ice cream or eat lunch and dinner around this free swimming holes.

TOP 5 MUST-GO VIBRANT AREAS

HALMTORVET: 1700 Cph V

A few blocks from Central Station, this cobblestone square is perfect for meandering into galleries and unique restaurants and is only a stone’s throw from the infamous Istedgade, from which it gets its fair share of passing trade, and Kødbyen, the city’s trendiest nightlife area.

Buy a two-zone clipcard at the airport. Three of the ten clips will get you and one other to Copenhagen Central Station and it will save you 50 percent over ten clips.

THE OLD SQUARE: Gammeltorv, 1457 Cph K Directly in the centre of the walking streets and surrounded by famous shops and restaurants, this sunny fountain square is the epicentre of any city experience.

COPENHAGEN CARD

CHRISTIANSHAVNS TORV: 1400 Cph K

For a lot of sightseeing, get a Copenhagen Card. It will save you at least a thousand kroner a week.

You can rent a boat, eat breakfast or dinner, and visit the towering Church of Our Savior or controversial Christiania in this Amsterdam-like canal district.

TIPPING There’s no pressure to tip, particularly in cafés, but if you do, ten percent is reasonable.

CITY BIKES Look out for the free city bike racks. Like a shopping trolley you need 10 or 20 kroner, which you get back when you return it. Failing that, you often see them abandoned on street corners.

Events Jamaican 50-year NEW independence party Park Café Club – Gallery 79, Østerbrogade 79, Cph Ø; Sun 16:00; tickets: 220kr, www.billetlugen.dk; www.skyjuice.dk On 6 August 1962, a Caribbean island won independence from Britain. Fifty years later, this event will be marked by celebrations across the world, including in Copenhagen, where Jamaican culture has left its traces: from Bob Marley’s legendary performance at Roskilde Festival in 1978 to the local popularity of reggae music and culture. Sample Jamaican food, such as spiced jerk chicken and rice and peas, attend workshops on Jamaican culture or seminars on Rastafari, before getting pumped up for a performance by reggae great Jah Cure. SM Organic Market NEW Valby Tingsted 8, 2500 Valby; Sat 10:00-15:00 At Copenhagen’s most beautiful and only organic market, you get the chance to choose from a wide variety of fresh organic products. The market will be visited by exciting food producers, so don’t miss out on this chance to go shopping for a healthier alternative. LD

CIFF Jewellery Fair NEW Bella Center, Center Boulevard 5, Cph S; starts Thu (Aug 9), ends Aug 12, open 09:0018:00; free adm with preregistration before Aug 8; entrance without pre-registration: 200kr; pre-register at www.cphjf.bellacenter.dk Learn more about jewellery than you ever thought you’d want to know, from lectures about trends in 2013 to various exhibitions and awards ceremonies. Numerous brands, including Big Bijou, Georg Jensen and Hagerty, will be represented at the fair. SM Copenhagen NEW Summer Dance Copenhagen Police Headquarters, Polititorvet 1, Cph V; starts Mon, ends Aug 12 daily performances at 20:30, matinee performances at 14:30 (Aug 11-12 only); tickets: 60kr; www.danskdanseteater.dk Tim Rushton and the Danish Dance Theatre will be performing excerpts of the season’s shows, and Skånes Dansteater, Sweden’s largest independent dance company, has also been invited to perform. Some 124 free tickets will be available for each show, so if you’re on the fence about attending, try to snatch one up before they’re all gone. SM

Gyldenrisparkens NEW Flea Market Amagerbrogade 264, 2300 Cph S; Sat 09:0016:30 This popular flea market is back, bringing you all sorts of exciting things to buy! You can find everything from little knickknacks, antiques, curios and guaranteed to have something of interest for the children too. It will be cancelled however with the prospect of rain. LD Debussy and Ravel NEW Koncertsalen i Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; Sat 19:30; Tickets 195kr-315kr The French pianist Jean-Efflam Bavouzet has received a lot of critical acclaim for his latest CD which includes music by the two gentlemen who are on the night’s program: Debussy and Ravel. Seize the chanceto also hear Debussy’s rarely played song ‘Fantasisie’. LD The Hagen Quartet NEW plays Beethoven Koncertsalen i Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; Tue 19:30; Tickets 195kr-315kr The Hagen Quartet celebrated its 30-year anniversary last year as one of Europe’s most respected string quartets. The Austrian group consisting of two violins, a viola and a cello, will be performing quartets of Beethoven. LD

SANKT HANS TORV: 2200 Cph N Situated in ethnic, colourful Nørrebro, this artistic square is a favourite for many for its cafés, bars and clubs.

KONGENS NYTORV: 1050 Cph K At the end of the walking street, this large square may currently be a building site but it has no shortage of interesting surroundings such as the Royal Theatre, Nyhavn, and the nearby King’s Gardens.

Beautiful Festival Skanderborg; 8-12 Aug; www. smukfest.dk The line-up includes international names like Bryan Adams, Blur, White Lies and Ice Cube. Berry picking Bærhaven, Danstrupvej 5, Fredensborg; Tue 19:00-20:30; entrance: 60kr; sign up by Mon at post@baerhaven.dk or 3510 1033 Join in on this pleasant hike in the countryside, where you’ll have the opportunity to taste some of the summer’s best berries. The path is about 1.5 km through hilly terrain, but the berries will be worth every step. SM RAW 2012 Docken, Færgehavnsvej 35, Cph Ø; Aug 4, 21:00-07:00; 220kr, www.billetlugen.dk Mind-numbing and teeth-grinding psycho-rave with seven stages, twelve hours of music and thousands of ravers. Go if you have deep-rooted primal frustrations that need to be sweated out of your system, or else stay far, far away! EBD History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00; tickets: 80kr; 90 mins; www.historytours. dk Focusing on the 1800s.

Southern Cross Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the intelligence of the questions posed by Mike. Intriguing, informative and mostly guessable, he personally writes every one and it shows. The winners get a bottle of vodka and ten pints of beers, which can be redeemed as tokens, second place eight bottles, and last place shots. BH TV2 Zulu Summer Bio Various locations; ends Aug 31; free adm; www.zulu.dk/ sommerbio-pa-graes When you get the opportunity to have an evening out courtesy of national broadcaster TV2, at a total cost of zero kroner, you shouldn’t grumble. So grab your favourite tipple (beers and popcorn available on site), a blanket and enjoy some of these gems. Total Recall 5-øren, Cph S; Fri 21:45 The original 1990 adaptation of the Philip K Dick story before the remake starring Colin Farrell hits screens later in August. 50/50 Charlottenlund Strandpark; Thu (Aug 9) 21:30 Critically acclaimed, golden globe nominated film about a young man struggling with cancer. It’s a comedy. MW

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sat 11:30 & Wed 15:30; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure! Jazz Cruise Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun & Thu 19:00; tickets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dk Discover Copenhagen from the water with a live jazz soundtrack courtesy of Copenhagen Washboard 5 on Sunday and the Doc Houlinds All Stars on Thursday. EB Horse racing Klampenborg Racecourse, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sun 12:30; tickets: 50kr; www.galopbane.dk Another meeting at the racecourse to test yourself against the Tote. Ofelia Beach Kvæsthusmolen, Cph K; ends Sep 1; www.kglteater.dk Ofelia Beach offers free performances, concerts, music, dance activities, big screen events and there’s a beach bar. EB Free jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:0020:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday!

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There are lots of watery activities to check out including polo, paddling and snorkelling, as well as lots of performances and displays that might entice you to take up a hobby Cultural Harbour Festival Islands Brygge, Refsehaløen, Admiral Kaj, Kalvebod Brygge, Enghave Brygge, Sydhavnen; open Fri 16:00-22:00, Sat 12:00-22:00, Sun 12:00-20:00; Free adm THE FIRST weekend in August marks the annual Cultural Harbour Festival, when the Copenhagen Harbour front is transformed into a festival ground to celebrate Danish culture, arts and sports activities with food, dance and theatre performances

Kids Olympics at the NEW children’s library Hørsholm Bibliotek, Bibliotekstorvet 1, Hørsholm; Tue 12:0015:00; free adm; ages 5-12 If the Olympics have aroused competitive spirits in your children, bring them to the library to participate in various disciplines under careful supervision. Who knows, you may have a future gold medalist in your midst. SM Baby music in NEW St Andreas’ church Sct. Andreas Kirke, Gothersgade 148, Cph K; Mon 10:00-14:00; free adm Baby music will be performed by Anete Riis, a trained singer and music teacher, and organic rice cakes and juice will be served. SM Learn and play at the Theatre Museum Teatermuseet I Hofteatret, Christiansborg Rideband 18, Cph K; Thu 11:15; entrance: adults 40kr, concessions 30kr; www.teatermuseet.dk This 30 minute tour of the museum is located in a beautiful setting, and will teach you all about the museum’s history. All aspiring kings and queens, princes and princesses are invited, and will even get a chance to perform on stage. SM

as well as activities for the entire family. Locals and visitors alike have flocked to this event every year since its birth in 2000. This year it’s bigger then ever before, spanning six waterfront locations that festival-goers can access by free boats and buses. The official opening of the festival will take place on two magnificent schooners, Mira and Halmø, which are currently docked in Admiral Kaj and will be used as waterborne stages. Copenhagen’s deputy mayor for cul-

Feeding Time at the Zoo Copenhagen Zoo, Roskildevej 32, Frederiksberg; daily feedings: seals 10:30 and 14:30 (14:00 on Fri), sea lions 11:00 and 15:00 (14:15 on Fri), carnivores 13:00, chimpanzees 15:30 (15:45 on Fri); ticket: adult 140kr, kids age 3-11 80kr; www.zoo.dk Watch your favourite animals eat breakfast and lunch: seals and sea lions will be munching on fish, while carnivores chomp on raw meat and chimpanzees chew on fruit and maybe some meat. SM Open workshop Kulturhuset Toldkammeret, Havnepladsen 1, Helsingør; every Sat 10:30-14:00, ends Aug 11; tickets 30kr www. toldkammeret.dk/ Kids can bring their adults to the children’s culture centre. There will be watercolours to paint with, other creative projects and lunch at the cosy café. Kids under seven must be accompanied by an adult. SM F The Hero in the Fridge Marionetteatret i Kongens Have, Kronprinsessegade 21, Cph K; Fri-Sun, Wed-Thu 14:00 & 15:00; free adm Bring your kids to watch a 25-minute puppetry play about a round little boy who cannot keep up with the other children at school, and is constantly teased.

ture, Pia Allerslev, will hold the opening speech and launch the weekend festivities (15:30 on the opening Friday). Islands Brygge once again plays host as the main festival area, with more than 85 Copenhagen clubs and associations setting up shop and each arranging their own slew of workshops and activities— why not try making your own film storyboard with 2200 FILMs (a newcomer to the festival), or compete in building a pyramid of plastic cups with Sport Stacking?

Outdoors Football Golf Lerskovvej 13, Hårlev; open April-Oct, tee off Mon-Tue & Thu 15:00-19:00, Wed 18:0019:00, Fri-Sun 10:00-19:00; tickets: over-15s 100kr, under-15s 50kr (100kr on Sat); 2015 5086, hansen@fodboldgolfen.dk; www.fodboldgolfen.dk Your kids will love this football golf course 10km south of Køge almost as much as you. The game is played on a golf course with a football, and like crazy golf, most of the holes have obstacles to negotiate. As well as the customary par 3-5s, there are also a few 2s (as short as 17m) and 6s (as long as 150m). But while a powerful kick is an advantage on some holes, this is primarily a game of finesse and accuracy. BH Nature and the Family West Amager Nature Centre; Granatvej 3-13, Kastrup; open every day 10:00-17:00; free adm; www.naturcentervestamager.dk Come and explore the birds and the bees in the animal world and the diversity of nature in Amager. Find out how and why animals and plants live so differently and what methods different species use to impress and attract the opposite sex. There are children’s stories about different plants and animals, games to play. JF

Families with young children should head to Sydhavnen, where the entire Teglholmen, Sluseholmen and Teglværksbassinet will be decked out with activities for the little ones, including dinghy sailing, circus workshops, and even a rap workshop. Don’t miss the underwater storytelling in the area’s new harbour bath (daily from 4-6pm at Sluseholmens Havnebad)! Kalvebod Brygge will be housing some of the major festival partners such as Marriott Hotel and Fisketor-

Bakken Bakken, Dyrehavevej 62, Klampenborg; open Mon-Thu 09:00-16:30, Fri 09:00-16:30; free adm; www.bakken.dk The oldest amusement park in the world has plenty to amuse the kids and give the family a great day out. Located on the doorstep of the woods of Dyrehaven the park is packed with rides of all kinds as well as restaurants and bars. And best of all, it’s free to get in! Copenhagen Zoo Cph Zoo, Roskildevej 28, Frederiksberg; open daily 10:0016:00; Tickets: adults 110kr, under-12s 50kr; www.zoo.dk As well as all the normal goings-on, activities include pony rides, visiting African Pygmy goats, getting close to snakes, and the opportunity to watch a cow being milked every day at 15:20. JF Summer Activities in Christiania Christiania, Christianshavn, Cph K; Sun 10:00-17:00; donations accepted Have a great day out with the whole family in the unique setting of the free-town of Christiania. Bring your picnic blanket and sit in the sunshine as your kids run around the lake, listen to stories and attend creative workshops. There will also be a bonfire, pancake tossing and twist-bread making. The summer programme of events is not just for residents of Christiania, so everybody is welcome. CP

vet. They will be hosting such water sports as stand-up paddling, water polo and kayaking. For those interested in Copenhagen Harbour’s unique shipbuilding heritage, make your way to Enghave Brygge to experience one of the world’s largest diesel engines in action, or hop on one of the free boat-buses and travel to the old B&W shipyard on Refsehaløen and embark on a journey of discovery into the area’s inspiring past and even meet some of its new creative residents. LINN LEMHAG

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Underwood Ink Ryesgade 30A, Toogtyvenulnul, Cph N; Tue-Wed 12:00-24:00, Thu-Sat 12:00- 02:00, Sun 12:0022:00; 3535 5553 Combining books with a bar conjured up images of geek-cool and librarians in love. This was not dispelled by the couple embracing by candle light. Barely open for a few months, the bar has a much older feel, not quite old like a smoky bodega, but comfortable like one’s own living room might be. There are 600800 titles on any given day and often they are not what you can find in the larger shops. SP Siciliansk Is Skydebanegade 3, Cph V; open daily 13:00-18:00; large 35kr, medium 29kr and small 22kr, both cones and cups; www.sicilianskis.dk; 3026 2606 Italy is famous for its ice creams, but ask them where they would go for a special ‘is’, and the answer is Sicily, which might explain why this shop employs Sicilian staff and imports its principal ingredients from Sicily with a heavy emphasis on ecological ones. The texture of the ice cream is unbelievable: chewy-looking and really creamy. Oh, and the hazelnut is fantastic. BH The Coffee Collective Jægersborggade 10, 2200 Cph N; 6015 1525 When was the last time you described the taste of your coffee? If you come here you’ll have no reason for excuses; you’ll not only want to reflect upon what you’re putting in your mouth, but also where it comes from. Directly traded from farms in Brazil, Ethiopia and Kenya, where the farmers set their own terms of trade, the select coffee is so good you’ll enjoy even that last cold swallow. AM Thiemers Magasin Tullinsgade 24; 1618 Cph V; Open Mon-Fri 11:00-17:30, Sat 11:00-14:00; Tel: 5059 5100; www. thiemersmagasin.dk Thiemers Magasin hosts poetry readings and art exhibitions in the true café spirit, although it is primarily a bookstore. The selection of magazines, books, and other odds and ends is varied and yet carefully selected. It includes classics, many with an art and design focus, as well as other editions from smaller publishing companies. AK

Pubs & Bars The Irish Rover Strøget 46, 1161 Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk You won’t find a more child-friendly pub in the whole city. From the fish and chip expat family nights at 17:00 on the last Friday of every month, to enjoying the Sunday roast (lamb, all the trimmings, just 99kr, kids portion for 58kr), they are always welcome. There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and upstairs there’s a new lounge area, which is the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub, and it’s difficult to know where to enjoy your pint given the number of options. If it’s company you want, you might try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz, the longest running in the city. BH

Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:00-02:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead, it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Strøget, 1160 Cph K; Opening Hours: Mon-Sun 10:00-late This pub is never quiet. It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music which it provides every day. It also serves food all day from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, 1456 Cph K; restaurant open Mon-Sat 12:00-22:00, pub open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; threecourse lunch menu 155kr; www. brewpub.dk The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same wonderful ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish can be easily matched by one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK

The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk This Victorian style English pub has all the class and authenticity of a Cotswolds country pub, not a Costa del Sol flea trap. Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

Mikkeller Bar Viktoriagade 8BC, Basement, Cph V; open Sun-Wed 15:0024:00, Thu-Fri 14:00-02:00, Sat 12:00-02:00; www.mikkeller.dk “Today, people have greater knowledge about beer but most don’t understand just how complex it really can be,’’ explains Jannik at Mikkeller. Among its 60 varieties is one that used ‘coffee that has been passed through a weasel’. JH

Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports-viewing atmosphere, and a happy hour that lasts to 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW

Bishop’s Arms Ny Østergade 14, Cph K; MonThu 12:00-01:00, Fri-Sat 12:0003:00, Sun 12:00-23:00; 3133 0868; www.bishopsarms.com This British-style pub has more than 400 types of whisky and about 200 different beers, a library nook hidden in the back, and above-average pub food. JS

Sankt Nikolai Restaurant & Pub Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Mon-Sat 16:00–00:00, Sun 13:00– 00:00; www.sanktnikolai.dk Sankt Nikolais is a friendly English boozer where you can drink great cask ale and cider, throw a few darts and shoot some pool (spanking new table), enjoy English-themed events (sign up for their monthly email), and sample some splendid British grub (shepherd’s pie, beef and Yorkshire pubs, fish and chips etc). The first quiz of every month is quiz night and the the last Sunday of every month is ‘family day’ – a great occasion to let the blighters run riot while you indulge in some banter at the bar. BH Lord Nelson Hyskenstræde 9, Cph k; open Mon 15:30-22:00, Tue-Thu 15:3002:00, Fri 15:00-02:00, Sat 12:0002:00; approx price per half litre 49-55kr; 3393 9394 Located down a small ally off the busy tourist street Strøget, the basement venue offers 14 microbrews on tap including a selection of ciders locally made from apples and pears. JHW Charlie Scott’s Skindergade 43, Cph K; MonThu 15:00-24:00, Fri & Sat 14:0003:00, Sun 14:00-22:00; 3312 1220; www.charliescotts.dk This international jazz bar is always a lively venue, whether it’s to listen to New Orleans traditional jazz or watch the football. Live bands play feature New Orleans on Tuesdays and swing on Thursday and Friday. Charlie’s Pilestræde 33, Cph K; open Mon 14:00-00:00, Tue-Wed 12:00-01:00, Thu-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun 14:00-23:00; 40-50kr per pint; www.charlies.dk Serving up ales from microbreweries across the UK, in addition to continental beers and several ciders, this bar might be the best place in Copenhagen to sip the night away. EM Karriere Bar Flæsketorvet 57, Cph V; open: Thu 16:00-24:00, Fri 16:00-04:00, Sat 18:00-04:00; 3321 5509; www. karrierebar.com An edgy bar where the music and gossip don’t end, Karriere Bar, hidden in a corner of Kødbyen, should be number one on your list. The Rhubarb Collins is delicious. SM

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Restaurants Looking back over our reviews from the last six months, here are the restaurants that have impressed us the most RetroGusto Vesterbrogade 31, Cph V; open daily 17:00-22:00; Italian; three courses 285kr; 3321 5555; www.retrogusto. dk RetroGusto serves up Italian food with a twist. Whether you order codfish with hazelnut ice cream or pork cheek with chocolate sauce, you can be certain that your dinner will be of the highest quality. All the wines are from Italian boutique vineyards, and will complement your meal perfectly. JOS Bindia Blegdamsvej 130, 2100 Cph Ø; open daily 17:00-22:30; 3543 8838; www. bindia.dk If you’re craving low-fat food that tastes good, head over to Bindia’s, where you can enjoy Indian cuisine that’s as easy on the hips as it is on the lips. From butter chicken to raita to mango lassi, a meal here will satisfy any appetite. EM Restaurant Viva Langebrogade kaj 570, Cph K; open Mon-Sun 12:00-24:00; Nordic/ French/Medi; three courses 350kr, five courses 500kr, wine 300-450kr; 2727 0505, viva@restaurantviva.dk; www.restaurantviva.dk Viva’s biggest selling point is probably the fact that it’s on a boat. Location, however, isn’t enough to keep a restaurant afloat, and the menu ensures that customers will return again and again. While the smoked potatoes are not to be missed, make sure to save room for lobster, champagne and dessert – apples. AJ Chai:Wong Thorvaldsensvej 2, Frederiksberg; open Mon-Sat 11:00-24:00; SouthEast Asian; starters 55-125kr, mains 135-195kr; www.chaiwong.dk Inspired by a trip to various Asian cities, the owners have brought authentic Asian cooking to Frederiksberg. Enjoy a lychee mojito as you study the menu, and be sure to try the prawns with rice noodles. For dessert, order the banana cake with salted coconut ice cream, then stagger home, full of good food and wine. CS Café Alma Isafjordsgade 5-7, Cph S; open MonThu 11:00-24:00, Fri 11:00-2:00; Sat 10:00-2:00, Sun 10:00-24:00; upscale café; starters 65-85kr, mains 135225kr; www.cafealma.dk Stop by Café Alma for a meal if you’re looking for a cosy night with huge servings of Danish comfort food. The Seasonal plate starter is a treat, featuring meats and seafood, soup and sauces to satisfy most cravings. With delicious bread, classic Danish dishes like steak with béarnaise sauce, perfectly caramelised crème brulée for dessert, great service and a relaxed atmosphere, the café is a perfect place to unwind. ED Evita Peron Studiestræde 69, Cph K; steakhouse; open Mon-Thu 17:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 17:00-02:00; steaks 250-375 kr; 3393 9955; www.evitaperon.dk This place is all about the steak. Everything, from cow-skin couches to heavy cutlery wrapped in leather pouches screams “steak”. The night will fly by in a blur of meat and wine, carefully paired by a knowledgeable waiter. EBD

Nørrebro Bryghus Ryesgade 3, Cph N; kitchen open Mon-Thu 11:30-15:00 & 17:30-22:00, Fri-Sat 11:00-15:00 & 17:30-22:30; Nordic cuisine; 3-course beer menu 350kr, 5-course beer menu 600kr, without beer 325-398kr; 3530 0530 Danes take their beer seriously. For proof of that, look no further than this restaurant and brewery, which serves beers to complement all of its dishes. If you’re looking for a simple but delicious meal, try the side of pork, roasted for eight hours and served with onions braised in lager and potatoes. Beer is even included in the dessert – you can try apples poached in ale. DC Kødbyens Deli Slagterbøderne 8, Cph V; takeaway classics; open Mon-Thu 11:00-20:00, Fri 11:00-21:00, Sat 12:00-21:00; most mains 60-70kr; 3386 1586; www.kodbyensdeli.dk The owners claim that they make the best fish ‘n’ chips. Stop by this takeaway joint and see for yourself. If you’re not in the mood for crispy, battered fish with thick potato wedges, try a chicken or salmon sandwich. The dish of the day is always a hit, or you can opt for salad or dessert. SB Madsvinet Enghavevej 58 , Cph V; open WedSat 18:00-24:00; rustic cuisine; 5-course taster menu 400kr, first course 150kr, following courses 90kr; 3132 3935 Come to Madsvinet and you won’t leave hungry. Between servings of crisp rye bread with different toppings that appear almost magically at your table and huge the mains that include steak and fish, your tastebuds and stomach will be satisfied by a meal at this rustic restaurant tucked away at the end of infamous Istedgade. EBD India Palace HC Andersens Boulevard 13, Cph V; Indo-Pak cuisine, open everyday 11:0023:00; main dishes: 50-100kr, lunch buffet: 69kr, dinner buffet: 135kr; 3391 0408; www.indiapalace.dk Whether you’re a vegetarian longing for a crispy vegetable samosa or a meat lover craving a steaming dish of butter chicken, India Palace will satisfy you with the tastes of the sub-continent. You can choose to order à la carte or taken advantage of a large buffet. Wash down your meal with wine or with a bottle of beer from Pakistan’s Murree Brewery. JR Café Bang & Jensen Istedgade 130, Cph V; café classics; open Mon-Fri 08:00-02:00, Sat 10:0002:00, Sun 10:00-24:00; 60-100kr; 3325 5318; www.bangogjensen.dk Breakfast, lunch, dinner and cocktails are all available in this former pharmacy, now café. Between cheesy nachos, perfectly seasoned chili con carne and what may be the best burritos in Copenhagen, even the fussiest eaters will find something to munch here. JOS Paludan Bogcafe Fiolstræde 10-12, Cph K; café classics; open Mon-Fri 09:00-22:00, Sat 10:0022:00, Sun 10:00-20:00; 29-119kr; 3315 0675; www.paludan-cafe.dk What could be more relaxing than an afternoon or evening spent surrounded by piles of books and good food? If that sounds like a treat, stop by this café where you can enjoy hearty fare while flipping through different books. The Caesar salad, served with homemade bread and butter, is delicious. Sandwiches, hot dishes, coffee and desserts are all on the menu. PX

Søren K Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; modern Nordic cuisine with French influences; open Mon-Sat 12:00-24:00, closed 16:00-17:00; mains 150-200kr; 3347 4949; www. soerenk.dk Located in the stunning Black Diamond, this restaurant has definitely earned its reputation as one of the country’s best Nordic dining experiences. From scallops to fish to chocolate desserts, everything that comes out of the kitchen is prepared with the freshest ingredients. And despite having a Michelin Bib Gourmand, it is surprisingly affordable. AJ Madklubben Vesterbro Vesterbrogade 62, 1620 Cph V; Danish/French cuisine; open every day 17:30-24:00, kitchen closes at 22:00; 100 kr for one course, 50kr for additional courses; 3841 4143; www. bistrobooking.dk It’s not rare to be overwhelmed by pretentions explanations about ingredients and wine, but at Madklubben, you get the great food without the overblown descriptions. The clam chowder starter will get your mouth watering just in time for the generously plated mains. Remember to leave room for dessert as the liquorice ice cream with coffee cream and sprinkles comes highly recommended. MØ Taco Al Paso Strandvejen 108, Hellerup; Mexican takeaway; open Mon-Thu 10:0017:30, Fri 10:00-18:00, Sat 10:0013:00; mains: 45-90kr lunch offers: 40-60kr; 3961 9070; www.tacoalpaso.com For a reminder of sunnier days served with a heaping plate of nachos, step into Taco Al Paso where you will be greeted by a wooden parrot and bright sombreros. The quesadillas and fajitas are delicious if you want more than a snack, and the guacamole will keep you coming back for more. ClS Marv og Ben Snaregade 4, 1205 Cph K; gourmet new Nordic cuisine; open Mon-Sat 18:00-22:00; 2-course menu 275kr, 5-course menu 375kr; 3391 0191; mad@marvogben.dk; www.marvogben.dk No place in Copenhagen bakes bread or matches wine to meals as well as Marv og Ben, which has a Michelin Bib Gourmand for offering good food at affordable prices. While on a menu, the dishes may not look too innovative, once delivered to your table, the flavour and texture combinations will blow you away. Don’t believe us? Try Visit the garden, a lamb dish with savoy cabbage, red sorrel, garlic puree, and pickled elderberry seeds, and see for yourself. ED Restaurant Orangeriet Kronprinsessegade 13, Cph K; Danish cuisine; open Mon-Tue 11:3016:00, Wed-Sat 11:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-16:00, kitchen closes at 22:00; smørrebrød 70-75kr, 3-course menu 245kr; 3311 1307; www.restaurantorangeriet.dk Smørrebrod might sound like a boring meal at first, but that’s before you lay eyes on the masterpieces at Orangeriet. Here, the open-faced sandwiches come piled high with a range of toppings, from the classic roast beef to the more adventurous salmon with apple-celery remoulade. For dessert, order a box of petit fours, and enjoy the delicious sweets in pristine surroundings that scream Danish design. CS

Les Trois Cochons Værnedamsvej 10, 1619 Cph V; French cuisine; open: lunch: MonSat 12:00-14:30, dinner: Mon-Sun 17:30-24:00; 3-course menu 295kr; 3331 7055; ltc@cofoco.dk; www. cofoco.dk/ltc Bring a group of friends to this French restaurant where meals are shared by the table – a steaming platter is brought to you, and you serve yourself. The carefully prepared meals will keep you coming back. If the thought of tender chicken, crunchy beans and buttery potatoes gets your mouth watering, book a table now. DC LêLê nhà hàng Vesterbrogade 40, Cph V; Vietnamese cuisine; open Sun-Thu 17:0023:00, Fri-Sat 17:00-02:00; starters 60-125kr, mains 180-220kr; 3322 7135; ltc@cofoco.dk; www.lele. com For ten years, this restaurant has been serving affordable Vietnamese food to long queues of people. One bite of Goi du du, a papaya salad with beef and Vietnamese mint, quickly demonstrates why this place draws customers back again and again. Wash your meal down with unique cocktails, like one containing lychee, rum and a hint of chilli. JOS Bock Bistro & Vinotek Dag Hammarskjölds Alle 7, Cph Ø; Hungarian cuisine; open Mon-Sat 12:00-15:00 & 17:00-23:00; starters 85-120kr, mains 174-245kr; 3313 9194; info@bockbistro.dk; www. bockbistro.dk Look no further for Hungarian comfort food, because this bistro offers a wide range of the country’s specialties. The adventurous can try some blood sausage, and no meal is complete without a glass of Tokaji Aszu, a sweet dessert wine. PDR Cocks & Cows Gammel Strand 44, Cph K; burgers; open Mon-Thu 11:00-24:00, Fri-Sun 11:00-02:00; 78-118kr per burger, 70kr per cocktail; 6969 6000; cows@ cocks.dk; www.cocksandcows.dk Eat a burger (cow) and wash it down with a cocktail (cock). The burgers are huge, and must be eaten with a fork and knife to prevent a mess. But they’re delicious, and the vegetarian, beef, pork and chicken options mean that even the fussiest eater will find something. DC Huks Fluks Bistro & Café Gråbrødretorv 6-8, Cph K; international bistro; open Sun-Thu 10:0022:00, Fri-Sat 10:00-23:00; mains 95215kr; 3-course menu 345kr, wine 509kr; 3391 9293; info@huksfluks. dk; www.huksfluks.dk Whether you want a quick lunch or a long summer evening of wining and dining with friends, this bistro is a good choice. The food is served quickly and is of high quality, and the lamb chops, served with potato puree, will have you begging for more. MØ Kødbyen’s Fiskebar Flæsketorvet 100, Cph V; seafood; open Tue-Fri 17:30-24:00, Sat 11:0002:00, Sun 11:00-15:30; mains 195245kr, takeaway fish and chips: 100kr; 3215 5656; www.fiskebaren. dk Show up without a reservation at your own risk – in the middle of summer, this place will be busy. And for good reason. The sea scallops cooked in butter are one reason for booking a table at this Kødbyen restaurant, and the fish and chips is another. For dessert, try the rye bread ice cream, made of spiced bread, lemon gel, verbena and yoghurt. AJ

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Vesterbros Originale Burgerrestaurant Istedgade 34-36, Cph V; burgers; open every day 17:00-22:00; 85-99kr per burger; 3311 3303; www.vbburger.dk Istedgade’s newest burger joint used to be a gay sauna, but now serves up delicious homemade burgers, French fries and a variety of dips. The original burger, with cheddar and bacon, is perfect to munch on the go, and vegetarians will be thrilled by the inclusion of a veggie burger on the menu. MH Oysters & Grill   Sjællandsgade 1B, Cph N; seafood and meat; open Mon-Sun 17:3000:00;   mains from 145-195kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dk/oysters Start off your evening with oysters, before diving into a variety of seafood delights. The scallops will melt in your mouth, and the huge langoustines won’t stay on the table for long. Leave some room for dessert, because the lemon panna cotta with meringue is a tangy, creamy treat. EB Hercegovina Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; Croatian/ Danish cuisine; open every day 12:00-16:00 and 17:00-24:00; mains 150-240kr, dinner grill buffet 200220kr; 3315 6363; www.hercegovina.dk This restaurant has it all: free music, friendly service, beautiful surroundings, and, of course, great food that will have you practically licking your plates clean. The goulash soup with beef, vegetables, red win and spices is probably the best in Copenhagen. For mains, cut into a huge mixed meat skewer, but leave some room for the pancakes flambéed in Croatian pear liquor. JOS Tight Hyskenstræde 10, Cph K; open SunThu 11:00-22:00, Fri-Sat 11:00-23:00; French/Australian cuisine; threecourse menu 275kr; 3311 0900 What happens when an Australian and Frenchman open up a restaurant in an abandoned nightclub? A tight culinary experience that takes you from the hearty flavours of truffle soup to the taste explosion of Surf n’ turf steaks. And with the best wines from each country available, Tight guarantees a great night out. EM MASH Bredgade 20, Cph K; open: lunch: Mon-Fr 12:00-15:00, dinner: SunWed 17:30-22:00, Thu-Sat 17:30-23:00; American cuisine; mains 145-425kr; 3313 9300; www.mashsteak.dk Carnivore or not, you won’t regret eating at this American-style steakhouse – unless you’re squeamish, in which case you should avoid looking at the various cuts of meat on display. Interior design aside, MASH serves up a vast selection of steaks from around the world, and lets diners choose sauces and sides to create their perfect meal. If beef isn’t your favourite meat, seafood, chicken and numerous sides are available. JS Dragsholm Slot Dragsholm Alle 1, Hørve; open TueSat 18:00-22:00; Danish cuisine; fivecourse menu 650kr, seven-course menu 800kr; 5965 3300; www.dragsholm-slot.dk While you may not see ghosts at Denmark’s most haunted castle, the food served in its restaurant will haunt your taste buds until you return. One bite of the starter, snørbrød wrapped around twigs and served with marmalade, or the dessert, candied mint mousse, and you’ll understand why the ‘white lady’ won’t leave the castle premises. EM

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IKE HIS prolific one-a-year filmography, this European tour by the world’s most famous filmmaking funnyman has been a series of hits and misses. Match Point was a miscast but masterful Hitchcockian thrill-ride while Scoop was poop. Vicky Christina Barcelona (easily my favourite so far) showed a playful Woody Allen at his most insightful. Still, one man’s hit can be another man’s miss. Perhaps expectations for this film were set high following the storming critical success of last year’s Midnight In Paris. I found the fairytale ‘what if ’ scenario of that film to be a little trite and sloppy, lacking Allen’s dependable edge – while this year I’m genuinely surprised by the amount of bad press this new film is getting. An introduction to the city comes via a traffic conductor whose opening monologue recalls the Italian master Federico Fellini’s Armacord, the host of which welcomes us to the town of Rimini (several of the film’s scenes are spoken in Italian and subtitled in Danish). This film is a much more casual affair than that classic, but Allen has still managed to bottle some Italian magic for us to savour. It’s a much broader canvas this time, with a large ensemble cast and a multi-stranded narrative: a tapestry of smaller ideas that remain narratively seperate yet weave rhythmically into a (mostly) satisfying whole. It’s not the first time Allen has chosen to work in this format – Deconstructing Harry be-

Don’t deny it Alec, you’d snog geek-boy too if he owned Facebook ing a primary if far lesser example. Hayley (Pill) is a fine art student whose parents Jerry & Phyllis (Allen and Davis) are arriving in Rome to meet her newly minted Italian boyfriend (Parenti) and his parents. Jerry is a reluctantly retired opera director who on overhearing his daughter’s Italian father-in-law (Armiliato) sing in the shower, becomes convinced that the man’s voice is a gift from god and deserves to be heard. In the weakest of the story strands, an engaged Italian couple Antonio (Tiberi) and Milly (Mastronardi) arrive from the suburbs to meet Antonio’s upper class

family and prospective employers. While Milly gets lost in the big city, a case of mistaken identity leads to Antonio trying to pass off a prostitute called Anna (Cruz) as his fiancé to the elders of his largely underwhelmed family. Elsewhere, Leopoldo (Benigni) is introduced to us as the ‘average Italian man’, an office suit who suddenly becomes a media sensation. Perhaps the most interesting of the strands features Jesse Eisenberg (of The Social Network) as Jack who, despite being happy with his girlfriend Sally, finds himself caught in a series of trysts with the sexually magnetic

Monica (Page), Sally’s best friend. The inclusion of a spectral architect whom Jack encounters on the street (Alec Baldwin) greatly enhances this particular vignette as the man lends his worldly wise commentary to the developments of this triangle, which may or may not reflect the man’s own life story. While in its entirety the film seems uneven in tone, there is an underlying sense that with each story, Allen is highlighting that as futile as trying to escape our true nature may be, taking a holiday from ourselves can provide invaluable life lessons.

It may not be a reinvention of the Woody wheel, but compared with most romcoms that employ this now standard multi-strand format, it is almost a masterpiece. Take the risible Love Actually and add a measure of absurdity, subtract the cloying condescension and amplify the wit. It’s a warm, insightful and welcome diversion for summertime cinema goers. If you need a vacation from superheroes, aliens and the Olympics, you could do worse than watch Allen channel Fellini and put the Roma back in romance.

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HE TITLE is a gimmick that may make you smirk. The concept is a gimmick that may make you smile wryly. The 3D credentials are gimmicks that go largely unnoticed. However, the fact that the script made it past the front door of any film studio is no gimmick. It is simply astound-

ing. Having spent much of this so-called film wishing that a frontal lobotomy had been dished out at the door rather than 3D glasses, this particular reviewer is no longer smirking or smiling, and would have preferred to have been simultaneously hit by a bus and struck by lightning while in the throes of an epileptic fit than sit through this so-called film. The jaw-dropping begins instantly. The so-called film opens with a biblical quote from Genesis 17:5: “Your name will be Abraham, for I have made you a father of many nations”. As an atheist who paid little attention during religious studies at school, I may well have my

wires crossed here, yet I’m fairly certain this particular reference tends to be associated with an altogether other Abraham than the 19th century version depicted here, with or without the historical bastardisation. Still, same first name and both had beards, so why not? The so-called film then goes on to proclaim that “History prefers legends to men”, presumably attempting to excuse and validate the premise of this back of a postage stamp-scripted, fortune cookie-inspired, matchbox platitude. This may well be an exercise in the ‘secret history’ fantasy sub-genre, which here posits the involvement of vampires in

the story of the United States right up until the end of the American civil war. Writerproducer Seth Grahame-Smith may well have enjoyed publishing success with his previous venture into the searchand-replace historical horror genre, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, but none of this disguises the fact that this is simply another thinly veiled marketing fad from Hollywood’s whoremongers, a stick of quick-melting chewing gum for an ADD generation, and a pubescent pop-up genre that should have been popped well before it got infected. ARUN SHARMA

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New this Week Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted (7) Dir: Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath, Conrad Vernon; US comedy, 2012, 93 mins; Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, Jada Pinkett Smith, David Schwimmer, Sacha Baron Cohen This fast-paced, sensory overload of a sequel will probably be a hit with the kids, as they once again get to follow their favourite zoo animals, this time through Europe’s most iconic cities. Though it has some impressive visuals (including some Cirque du Soleil-type madness) and a star-studded cast, it isn’t enough to make up for the cookie-cutter script and nonsensical plot. It desperately lacks the heart and wit that so clearly shone in the original movie. LL

Book Your Tickets Martha Marcy May Marlene (15) Dir: Sean Durkin ; US thriller, 2011, 112 mins; Elizabeth Olsen, Sarah Paulsen, Hugh Dancy Watch a brilliantly underplayed Olsen give her debut in this instant cult-status masterpiece directed by Sean Durkin. When Martha (Olsen) escapes from a hippie cult and finds her way back to her sister, her recovery is neither simple nor swift. It will leave you questioning the level of manipulation we all tolerate in our everyday lives. MW

The Dark Knight Rises Take Shelter (15) (11) Dir: Christopher Nolan; US action, 2012, 165 mins, Christian Bale, Tom, Hardy, Gary Oldman, Marion Cotillard, Anne Hathaway With the arrival of Bane (Hardy), a terrorist hell-bent on ‘liberating’ Gotham before reducing it to rubble, Batman (Bale) is forced out of exile to once again take on the role as Gotham’s Dark Knight. Nolan retains the delicate balance of building a credible reality while remaining respectful to the comic book origins, and as he departs from the Batman franchise he leaves his reputation as a master filmmaker and the general state of comic book cinema in the best shape they’ve ever been. MW

Woody Allen: A Documentary (3) Dir: Robert B Weide; US doc, 2012, 113 mins; Woody Allen, Antonio Banderas, John Cusack, Penelope Cruz, Larry David If you love Woody Allen, this is a must-see. If you don’t love Woody Allen, see it anyway. This entertaining documentary chronicles Allen’s career from writing scripts for Sid Caesar in the 1950s to creating the starstudded Oscar-winning films we see today. You can also watch an array of stars weigh in on their favourite wacky director, including Diane Keaton, Sean Penn, Penelope Cruz and Josh Brolin. LL

Dir: Jeff Nichols ; US drama, 2011, 120 mins; Michael Shannon, Jessica Chastain, Tova Stewart, Shea Wigham This understated indie offering is a gem of a film that quietly and poetically explores the pitfalls of alienation and human folly. Nichols hardly puts a foot wrong in subtly unravelling the mind of his central character while engaging his audience with the maturity of a seasoned professional. AS

Avoid like the Plague LOL (3) Dir: Lisa Azuelos; US comedy, 2012, 97 mins; Miley Cyrus, Demi Moore, Ashley Greene, Adam Sevani If a film begins with an American teenager talking about her high school and walking out in slow-motion, arm in arm with her bffs – you can put your expectations to rest. This flick has nothing new to offer, whether it’s teenage broken hearts, hooking up in summer camp, a battle of the bands, school trips to aris, parties and pot. MH

The Cold Light of Day (15) Dir: Mabrouk El Mechri; US thriller, 2011, 93 mins; Henry Cavill, Sigourney Weaver, Bruce Willis, Veronica Echegui This bog-standard, lazy, wannabe Bourne bottom-feeder’s only surprise might be the relatively early demise of one of

the top-billed actors. Otherwise it simply delivers a series of thriller clichés packaged in the blandest of manners. AS

Also Playing La Délicatesse (7) Dir: David Foenkinos & Stéphane Foenkinos; Fra romance, 2012, 108 mins; Audrey Tautou, Francois Damiens, Joséphone de Meaux Despite some shining moments, including an excellent leading man and a tastefully underused Parisian backdrop, this French rom-com remains above average but not outstanding. Audrey Tautou is her usual self, looking confused and exhausted most of the time, while other actors are criminally underused. FP

The Amazing Spider-Man (11) Dir: Marc Webb; US action, 2012, 136 mins; Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Martin Sheen, Sally Field Webb’s reinterpretation of Spider-Man is a little premature, but the movie holds its own with a fresh script and a talented cast. Here’s a Spider-Man the girls will actually want to sleep with! LD

Weekend (11) Dir: Andrew Haigh; UK drama, 2011, 96 mins; Tom Cullen, Chris New, Jonathan Race, Laura Freeman Andrew Haigh’s second feature moves away from the potential pigeon-holing of gay-themed

cinema and towards a universal terrain of desire, hope and disappointment. It occasionally edges towards the clichés of romantic comedy, however the director deftly steers clear of a crowd-pleasing easy-option resolution, and keeps the film rooted in a reality that squarely and knowingly avoids being larger than life and instead focuses on the quirks and textures of contemporary British life. AS

Eddie: the Sleepwalking Cannibal (15) Dir: Boris Rodriquez; DK/ CA comedy/horror, 2012, 90 mins; Thure Lindhart, Georgina Reilly, Stephen McHattie Painter Lars Olufssen (Lindhart) takes to the Canadian wilderness to find his inspiration. Watch as he becomes artistically aroused by his sleep-walking roommate’s cannibalistic activities. This Danish-Canadian, horror-comedy amalgamation has some absurdly funny moments, but secondrate dialogue and a flimsy plot turn turns this could-be stellar flick into an average one. MW

Reindeerspotting: Escape From Santaland (15) Dir: Joonas Neuvonen ; FI doc, 2011, 84 mins; Jani Raappana Joonas Neuvonen’s debut documentary follows Jani, a 19-yearold addict and small-time thief from Lapland, Northern Finland. Neuvonen is masterful behind the camera, intercutting spellbinding shots of snowlaced landscapes with intimate close-ups of Jani’s drug abuse.

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The addict story may be one told many times before, but even if you don’t remember Jani, you won’t forget the sight of a reindeer race at twilight. LL

Free the Mind (11) Dir: Phie Ambo; Den doc, 2012, 82 mins; Richard Davidson Danish documentary following Dr Richard Davidson, the world’s leading brain scientist, as he attempts to teach three traumatised individuals how to change their personality through meditation. Thought-provoking with shining moments, though a scattered focus makes it too messy to fully enjoy. LL

Snow White and the Huntsman (11) Dir: Rupert Sanders; UK/ US action, 2012, 127 mins; Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Sam Claflin, Ian McShane In a twist to the fairy tale, the huntsman ordered to take Snow White into the woods to kill her winds up becoming her protector and mentor in a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen. But unfortunately, this overlong retelling of a Grimm fairy tale is short on magic. MH

Men in Black III (11) Dir: Barry Sonnenfeld; US action, 2012, 105 mins; Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Jemaine Clement It’s a light, fun sci-fi adventure, with perhaps a slightly darker overture than the previous films. KE

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 2 AUGUST - WEDNESDAY 8 AUGUST 2012 All times are subject to change The Lucky One (11) without notice; consult 21:00 www.kino.dk for confirmation. Men in Black III 2D (11) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:20 PALADS Prometheus 2D (15) Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 12:30-15:30-18:30-21:15 21 Jump Street (11) Snow White and the 11:20-13:40-16:00-18:30-20:50 Huntsman (11) Abraham Lincoln: Vampire 12:30-15:30-18:50-20:50 Hunter (15) 11:30-14:00-16:30-18:30GRAND TEATRET 21:30 (2D) 21:20 (3D) The Amazing Spider-Man (11) Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk 12:15-12:30-15:15-15:30A Dangerous Method (15) 18:30-21:30 (2D) 21:30 The Avengers 2D (11) La Délicatesse (7) 20:50 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 The Cold Light of Day (11) Martha Marcy May 11:30-14:00-16:20 Marlene (15) The Dark Knight Rises (11) 11:30-12:15-15:00-15:40-18:00- 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 18:20-20:30-21:15-21:20-21:30- To Rome with Love (3) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 21:40 Weekend (11) Dark Shadows (11) 12:00-16:40-19:00-21:30 18:45 Woody Allen: The Dictator (11) A Documentary (3) 14:00-16:20-18:30-21:20 14:20 Eddie: the Sleepwalking Cannbial (11) 11:30-14:00-16:20-19:00 GLORIA The Hunger Games (11) Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K 12:45-18:20-21:15 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk LOL (3) Take Shelter (15) 16:00-18:30 17:00-21:00

KINOPALÆET

Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby 21 Jump Street (11) 18:45 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (15) 11:00-13:20-15:45-18:3021:00 (2D) 19:00-21:15 (3D) The Amazing Spider-Man (11) 12:45-15:45-18:45 (2D) A Dangerous Method (15) 10:00-12:10-14:15-16:30 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 11:00-12:00-14:30-15:3018:00-19:30-20:00-20:3021:00-21:30 LOL (3) 10:00-12:20-16:40 Men in Black III 2D (11) 10:00-21:30 To Rome with Love (3) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 Snow White and the Huntsman (11) 11:00-13:20-15:45-18:30-21:30

GENTOFTE KINO

Gentoftegade 39; www.gentoftekino.dk La Délicatesse (7) 18:40 To Rome with Love (3) 13:00 (Thu)- 20:30

FISKETORVET

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 21 Jump Street (11) 14:00-23:45 (Fri & Sat) Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 3D (15) 17:00-19:15-21:45-23:59 (Fri & Sat) The Amazing Spider-Man 2D (11) 12:45-15:30-18:30-21:1523:59 (Fri & Sat) The Amazing Spider-Man 3D (11) 16:15-19:00 (Fri & Sat) The Avengers 2D(11) 13:30 (Thu) The Dark Knight Rises (11) 10:15-11:45-12:30-13:30-15:0016:00-17:00-18:00-18:30-19:1020:15-20:45-21:20-21:30-21:4522:30-23:30-23:59 Men in Black III 2D(11) 17:00-19:15 Snow White and the Huntsman (11) 21:30

IMPERIAL

Ved Vesterport 4, Cph V 70131211; www.imperialbio.dk The Dark Knight Rises (11) 11:00-14:30-18:00-21:30

EMPIRE BIO

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk A Dangerous Method (15) 13:00-19:45 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 12:30-14:15-15:45-17:30-19:0020:45-22:15 Free the Mind (11) 12:30 Martha Marcy May Marlene (15) 17:30 Prometheus 2D (15) 22:00 (Thu) Reindeerspotting: Escape From Santaland (15) 22:00 To Rome with Love (3) 12:30-17:15-20:00-22:15 Weekend (11) 15:15-19:45-22:15 Woody Allen: A Documentary (3) 17:30

DAGMAR

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 A Dangerous Method (15) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 To Rome with Love (3) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:20 Woody Allen: A Documentary (3)

12:30-18:45-21:10

FALKONER BIO

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 3D (15) 16:00-19:40-22:00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2D (11) 18:30-21:30 A Dangerous Method (15) 17:10 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 12:15-14:15-17:00-18:20-20:3021:45 Snow White and the Huntsman (11) 21:40 To Rome with Love (3) Morning times vary - 18:20-21:00

CINEMATEKET

Gothersgade 55, Cph K 3374 3400; www.dfi.dk Summer Heat 16:30 (Thu)-14:15 (Sat) V for Vendetta 21:30 (Thu) Taxi Driver 21:45 (Fri)-16:45 (Sun) We Can’t Go Home Again 19:30 (Sat) Memento 19:15 (Sun) Snuff

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InOut | THE CPH POST ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE

TELEVISION

3 - 9 August 2012

spor t THE W OF EEK

SV2, Fri 23:15 Making the Boys

TV2 & DR1, all week London Olympics

SV2, Sun 20:50 David Copperfield

PICK O THE W F EEK

K4, Tue 20:00 Dallas (premiere)

DR1 & TV2, Sun 22:50 Men’s 100-metre final

TV2, Fri 22:05 My Sister’s Keeper FILM O THE W F EEK

DRK, Tue 21:55 U-Carmen

TV2 Zulu, Thu 21:50 The Day the Earth Stood Still

Friday 3

Saturday 4

Sunday 5

Monday 6

Tuesday 7

Wednesday 8

Thursday 9

10:00-00:00 London Olympics

10:00-21:55 London Olympics 23:00-00:25 The Babysitters (US drama, 2008) Cynthia Nixon

10:00-17:30 London Olympics 21:15-00:00 London Olympics

10:00-23:45 London Olympics 23:45-00:50 Blue Murder (UK crime series, 2003) Caroline Quentin

10:00-17:30 London Olympics 23:00-00:30 Blue Smoke (US rom, 2006) Alicia Witt

10:00-17:30 London Olympics 23:05-00:35 Carolina Moon (US rom, 2006) Claire Forlani

10:00-22:40 London Olympics

11:00-22:55 London Olympics 22:55-00:50 The Birds (US drama, 1963) Tippi Hedren, Rod Taylor

13:00-17:05 London Olympics 17:05-17:55 River Cottage (UK food program, 2011) 17:55-20:00 London Olympics 20:57-22:30 No Impact Man (US doc, 2010)

11:00-20:00 London Olympics 20:30-21:00 Jimmy’s Food Factory 21:30-21:40 River Cottage 21:40-22:30 Blue Murder (UK crime series, 2009) 22:50-23:40 Filthy Cities (UK doc series, 2011)

13:00-19:55 London Olympics 20:40-22:40 London Olympics 23:00-23:50 Gandhi (UK doc series, 2009)

11:00-22:20 London Olympics 22:50-23:40 Gandhi 23:40-01:20 Waking the Dead (UK crime series, 2008)

13:00-17:00 London Olympics 18:45-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Taggart (UK crime series, 1987) 21:40-22:30 What Brits Love (UK doc series, 2012) 22:50-23:40 Gandhi

13:00-17:00 London Olympics 18:45-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Taggart 20:00-20:40 Vietnam: Lost Films (US doc series, 2011) 20:40-22:40 London Olympics

10:25-17:00 London Olympics 22:05-23:55 My Sister’s Keeper (US drama, 2009) Cameron Diaz

10:25-17:00 London Olympics 20:30-23:15 London Olympics

10:25-17:00 London Olympics 20:40-23:20 London Olympics 23:55-01:50 Tequila Sunrise (US rom, 1988) Mel Gibson

10:25-17:00 London Olympics

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:50 Night At the Museum (US com, 2006) Ben Stiller 21:50-23:45 Coming to America (US com, 1988) Eddie Murphy 23:45-01:25 Night at the Museum 2 (US com, 2009) Ben Stiller

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:25 Persons Unknown (US drama series, 2010) Jason Wiles 21:50-23:45 The Recruit (US action, 2003) Al Pacino 23:45-00:30 Stand-up Live at The Apollo

13:20-21:50 Lie to Me (US crime series, 2009) season two 21:50-23:30 17 Again (US com, 2009) Zac Efron 23:30-00:15 Stand-up Live at The Apollo

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:00-20:50 Castle (US crime series, 2010) 20:50-21:15 What It Takes 21:50-23:50 No Country for Old Men (US thriller, 2007) Josh Brolin 23:50-00:35 Joey (US com series, 2004)

18:15-19:00 King of Queens 19:00-20:00 Friends 20:00-20:50 Castle 20:50-21:15 What It Takes 21:50-23:15 Scary Movie (US com, 2000) Carmen Electra 23:15-00:05 Joey

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:00-20:50 Castle 20:50-21:15 What It Takes 21:50-00:25 Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (US adventure, 2001) Daniel Radcliffe

18:20-19:10 King of Queens 19:10-20:00 Friends 20:00-20:50 Castle 20:50-21:15 What It Takes 21:50-23:30 The Day the Earth Stood Still (US scifi, 2008) Keanu Reeves 23:30-00:15 Joey

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 19:55-21:00 Bones 21:00-23:05 American Pie 2 (US com, 2001) Jason Briggs 23:05-01:00 American Pie 4 (US com, 2005) Eugene Levy

19:00-20:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 20:00-21:00 Mobbed (US reality show, 2011) 21:00-23:10 American Pie 5: The Naked Mile (US com, 2006) 23:10-01:00 American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (US com, 2009)

18:00-19:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 19:00-20:00 Up All Night (US com series, 2011) Christina Applegate 20:00-23:00 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (UK adventure, 2005) Daniel Radcliffe 23:00-00:00 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 NCIS 21:00-22:00 Unforgettable 23:00-00:00 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 The Finder (US crime series, 2011) 23:00-00:00 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 Mobbed 23:00-00:00 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-22:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 23:00-00:00 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-23:00 The Simpsons 23:00-00:55 The Event (US drama series, 2010)

18:00-20:00 NCIS: Los Angeles 20:00-21:15 Top Gear 21:15-23:35 Panic Room (US thriller, 2002) Jodie Foster 23:35-01:15 Passenger 57 (US action, 1992) Wesley Snipes

16:10-18:00 The Event 22:00-23:00 Top Gear 23:00-23:55 US Fear Factor

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:00-22:00 Anger Management (US com series, 2012) Charlie Sheen 22:00-00:00 Rush hour (US action, 1998) Jackie Chan

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 Top Gear USA 21:00-22:55 Rush Hour 2 (US action, 2001) Chris Tucker 22:55-00:55 Not Another Teen Movie (US com, 2001)

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 Best Ink (US reality series, 2011) 21:00-22:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00-23:55 Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (Aus com, 2001) Paul Hogan

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:00-22:05 Top Gear 22:05-00:05 NCIS: Los Angeles

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:00-23:05 Half Light (US thriller, 2006) Demi Moore 23:05-00:00 Grey’s Anatomy

18:05-19:00 Gossip Girl (US drama series) 19:00-20:00 Hart of Dixie (US drama series, 2011) 20:00-22:00 Father of the Bride (US com, 1991) Steve Martin 22:00-00:00 Muriel’s Wedding (US com, 1996) Toni Collette

23:00-23:55 The Biggest Loser (US reality series) 23:55-00:50 The Listener (Can drama series)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Hart of Dixie 21:00-23:00 Something To Talk About (US com, 1995) Julia Roberts 23:00-23:55 Gossip Girl 23:55-00:50 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Dallas (US drama series, 2012) 22:00-23:00 Cougar Town (US com series) 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Dallas 22:00-23:00 Cougar Town 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy 23:55-00:50 Private Practice

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Dallas 22:00-22:55 Cougar Town 22:55-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy 23:55-00:50 Private Practice

17:05-19:00 Ghost Whisperer (US drama series) 19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory (US com series) 21:00-22:00 CSI 22:00-00:00 Unbreakable (US action, 2000) Bruce Willis

17:10-19:00 The Lizzie Maguire Movie (US com, 2003) Hilary Duff 20:00-21:55 101 Dalmatians (US family, 1996) Gwyneth Paltrow 21:55-00:00 Dungeons & Dragons (US fantasy, 2000) Thora Birch

19:00-20:00 Numb3rs (US crime series) 21:00-22:55 CSI 22:55-23:50 The Killing (US drama series, 2011) 23:50-00:45 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:05 The Hangover (US com, 2009) Bradley Cooper 23:05-00:55 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-22:35 Old Dogs (US com, 2009) John Travolta 22:35-23:35 Prime Suspect (US series)

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 Prime Suspect 21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 22:55-00:45 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 23:00-00:45 Criminal Minds