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Cockerel will transport you back to ballet’s golden age PER MORTEN ABRAHAMSEN

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BEN HAMILTON

YOU LEARN a lot of disturbing stuff working with Americans. Take this week. It was just an innocent question about the Food Blog (see G12). “Does anyone here eat fish tacos?” I asked. They looked stunned. “Would you normally eat it with white sauce?” They looked disgusted. It transpired that fish taco refers to the female genitalia in the US. What!!? And while we’re at it, I really didn’t need to know what tea-bagging or a Dirty Sanchez or a donkey punch is. What beats me is how these things ever make it into the popular domain. It’s a bit like some of the sports and pastimes that are popular in Denmark, like capoeira (see G9 for details), the Brazilian martial art dance – have you ever been to a kiddies event where they’re not beating their drums (a bit like Hare Krishna, I always think) and encouraging four-yearolds to avoid being kicked in the head? But it’s still got a long way to

go to catch Australian rules football, which is so popular here that it has its own league. Sure there might be only five teams, but that still gives it a participation rate of one in 40,000. And they even play gaelic football, a sport that pretty much spawned Aussie rules, although there’s only one team, which kind of explains why this weekend, Copenhagen GAA is playing host to the Pan-European Gaelic Football Tournament (see G9 for details), where 23 sides from all over the continent will gather. It’s a great excuse to get some fresh air and enjoy a uniquely Irish experience, which will mean it will probably rain, so make sure you heed the advice in this week’s Select Shopping (see G9), which is dedicated to making men look marvellous in the monsoons. Talking of clouds, it would appear that every nuclear one has a gold, silver and bronze lining. In anticipation of a whole generation being affected by Chernobyl, Ukraine built brilliant facilities in the late 1980s and finished fourth in the medal table at the Paralympics. Denmark finished a lowly 50th, 21 places below their position at the Olympics. Still, their Aussie rules set-up is second to none.

Solomon immediately regretted his recommendation to separate the siamese twins

The Golden Cockerel (Den gyldne hane)

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Oct 26, performances at 20:00 on Sat, Tue, Sep 22, Sep 26, Sep 28, Oct 2, Oct 4, Oct 6, Oct 8, Oct 11, Oct 13, Oct 24, Oct 26; tickets 95-795kr; introduction 45 mins before every performance in the foyer by the first floor bar (in Danish); www.kglteater.dk ALEXANDER Pushkin wrote the poem The Golden Cockerel in 1834. The Russian composer Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov set it to music and – after a censorship dispute – it was first performed as an opera in 1909. Sergei Diaghilev’s famous Ballets Russes then premiered the piece as an operatic ballet (with both a singer and a dancer assigned to each role) in Paris 1914 – a version that would stir up the discontent of Rimsky-Korsakov’s widow. So much so that it had to be removed from the repertoire. Yet, it bloomed afresh in 1937 in another lavish Ballets Russes production. And a new staging based on this second production is about to open the autumn season of the Royal Danish Ballet. The tale of the piece with the colourful history goes something like this: the ageing King Dodon receives a magic golden cockerel from his astrologer. Dodon is delighted by this gift, which is said to indicate if enemies are approaching his kingdom, and from what direction. In return, he promises the astrologer to

Performance Wallman’s Dinner Show

Cirkusbygningen, Jernbanegade 8, 1609 Cph V; performances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; Tickets: adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info.wallmans@wallmans.com; www.wallmans.dk A group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

Tivoli Cabaret

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sep 22; performances Tue-Thu 20:00, Thu-Sat 20:30; Tickets: 315-415kr; duration: 180 mins, www.tivolicabaret.dk Cabaret at Tivoli is an evening of light-hearted kitsch entertainment. EB

grant him any wish. When the cockerel begins to crow, King Dodon sends his two sons into war to defeat the enemy. Before they return, the cockerel crows again, inciting Dodon himself to lead his army into the indicated direction. The king finds his two sons dead, but forgets his sorrow quickly when he lays eyes on the dazzling Queen of Shemakhan. He offers her his crown and sceptre and leads her back to his kingdom. But before long, the astrologer turns up and claims the queen as his reward. Pushed into a corner, the king kills the astrologer, whereupon – in a final stroke of light-heartedness à la russe – the golden cockerel slays Dodon. Some versions then revive the astrologer and reunite him with the Queen of Shemakhan. And what’s the moral of the story? Always keep your promises, perhaps. “Maybe not to want things too badly of which you can’t see the consequences,” suggests Alexei Ratmansky, the choreographer. The Royal Danish Ballet has succeeded in engaging its former member Ratmansky to choreograph new movements for the story ballet. Copenhageners might remember the 44-year-old Russian from his time as a dancer at the company, and later on as the choreographer of the 2000 season’s Nutcracker and the 2004 season’s Anna Karenina. Since leaving Denmark, Ratmansky has served as the director of Moscow’s Bolshoi Ballet and has choreographed for most of the major classical companies worldwide. He is currently chore-

Underglow Tellings

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Luthers Kirken, Sankt Jakobs Gade 15, Cph Ø; Thu (Sep 20) 20:00; tickets 55kr; www. moonhoundtheatre.com The moonhounds are back with another performance of engaging storytelling. Check out www.cphpost.dk for a review of their last show. Highly recommended!

Bastard – a family chronicle

Fælledparken, Cph Ø; ends Sep 23, performances Mon-Sat 20:00; Tickets: 185kr, www. billeten.dk; www.bastard.is A play with a title like ‘Bastard’ just screams family dysfunction. and this doesn’t disappoint. Written by Hollywood scriptwriter Richard La Gravenese, in collaboration with director Gisli Orn Gardasson. EB

Messias

ographer in residence at the American Ballet Theatre. But – following in the tradition of the Ballets Russes – dancing is not the exclusive focus of the Royal Danish Ballet’s Golden Cockerel. In the Paris of the early 20th century, impresario Diaghilev matched his troupe’s outstanding dancers and choreographers – Vaslav Nijinsky, Bronislava Nijinska or Michel Fokine – with the most innovative composers and visual artists of the time. Maurice Ravel, Eric Satie, Sergei Prokoviev and – especially – Igor Stravinsky all worked for the Ballets Russes, as did Joan Mirò, Pablo Picasso and Henri Matisse. For The Golden Cockerel, Diaghilev commissioned the Russian futurist artist Natalia Gontcharova to design the set and costumes. Gontcharova was also responsible for the richly decorated and extraordinarily colourful redesign in 1937. It is these costumes that the set and costume designer Richard Hudson has now copied for the Royal Danish Ballet. And while the 2012 costumes, at a quick first glimpse, don’t dazzle in the same way as the originals in the collection of Stockholm’s Dance Museum continue to do after almost 100 years, they’re still spectacular. It promises to be a visually appealing performance. Those interested in more original work by Hudson don’t need to wait for long: the Tony Award winner is also designing La Bayadère, which premieres in November.

Gamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv 9, Cph K; ends Sep 30, performances at 19:30 on Fri, Tue & Thu, 15:00 at Sun; Tickets: from 695kr; Duration: 110 mins; in English with Danish supertitles; www.kglteater.dk Most people know Georg Friedrich Händel’s Messias from traditional concerts around Christmas time. The story is about the life of Jesus from life to death. Händel wrote Messias in just 24 days, yet it is probably his most celebrated work. Australian theatre director David Freedman is behind this particular interpretation. Freedman works in an interesting way, allowing his actors to use improvisation to develop their characters. EB

FRANZISKA BORK PETERSEN

Brave New World

Rosenborg Slot, N Øster Voldgade 4A; Thu (20 Sep) at 12:00, www.billetnet.dk; www.adg-europe.com See dystopian society come to life in TNT Theatre Company’s production of Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World. The sci-fi masterpiece presents a world built on science where the individual is enslaved by the pursuit of materialism, fashion, lust and narcotics.

Tivoli Pantomime Theatre

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sep 23; free after entry to Tivoli The following pantomimes are all being shown at Tivoli: Cassander as a Cooper and Harlequin Skeleton. Check its website for performance details. SM

Art Copenhagen

Forum Copenhagen, Julius Thomsens Plads 1, Frederiksberg; starts Fri, ends Sun, open Fri 16:00-21:00, Sat 11:00-18:00, Sun 11:00-17:00; tickets: 100kr per day, 150kr for three-day pass, students: 50kr, under-12s free adm, tickets available at the door; www.artcopenhagen.dk ART COPENHAGEN opens its doors this weekend at Forum in Frederiksberg to an eclectic cocktail of Danish galleries and selected international galleries, many of whom have never exhibited in Denmark before. Since 1997, the Nordic Art Fair has been the event of the year for 70 galleries to showcase the masterpieces of their artists. Traditionally the fair has revolved around the talent of Scandinavian artists, but this year the event is taking on a more international flavour under the name Art Copenhagen. The regular Danish exhibitors have invited both established and up-and-coming partner galleries from Melbourne to Berlin. The ten new international galleries fortunate enough to participate in the fair include: Belgium’s Alice, Germany’s Jochen Hempel, Paul Andriesse from the Netherlands, Britain’s Work Projects and Australia’s Neon Parc. This

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has attracted the keen interest of more than 100 international art collectors, and Art Copenhagen is expected to attract a record number of visitors to the compact confines of Forum. This year, as well as the established galleries displaying the well-known works of Danish artists such as Asger Jorn, Michael Kvium, Martin Bigum, Per Kirkeby and Tal R, Art Copenhagen has decided to have a special focus on solo presentations to give a deeper perspective into a particular artist’s works.

Tony Matelli

This American artist Tony Matelli’s simultaneously disquieting and humorous sculptures can currently be experienced at ARoS art museum in Aarhus. Matelli is well-known for his lifelike hyper-realistic representations of apes in human situations. In the past ten years, he has moved away from depicting humans to simply portraying varying signs of human existence instead. The gallery Andréhn-Schiptjenko will be presenting the thoughtprovoking installation Weeds. These expertly crafted weeds will have a menacing presence in the context of Forum’s gallery space.

Jacob Holdt

Danish artists also feature prominently in the gallery showcases: Photographer and activist Jacob Holdt’s American Pictures from

Kirkeby Epiphany

1977 is a legendary work that captured the hardship existing among the American underclasses in the 1970s. Danish Gallery V1 will be devoting a large part of their stand to his fascinating and insightful imagery.

Gudrun Hasle

Gallery Tom Christoffersen is exhibiting Gudrun Hasle’s intensely personal artwork, ranging from embroidery to music, video and paintings. Her naive art style revolves around the feelings of being outside society norms and gives an extraordinary insight into the world of a dyslexic.

Ivan Andersen

Ivan Andersen is a central figure within the new generation of figurative artists. His inspiration comes from transforming recognisable everyday urban reality into bold and colourful landscapes. These can be witnessed close-up at Bo Bjerggård’s stand.

After pressing the button on the printer a zillion times, Andy Warhol really needed to take a breather

Eva Koch

Gallery Night

Martin Asbæk gallery will be showing off the works of artist Eva Koch. Originally a sculptor, in recent years her video installations have received international acclaim with works such as ‘In the interim’, which was shot in St Peter’s cathedral in Rome and features close-ups of differing facial expressions and glances.

Paradise

On Saturday evening, after Art Copenhagen’s opening hours, the fair has come up with an exciting new initiative in collaboration with the art portal Kunsten.nu: Gallery Night. Copenhagen art galleries will be open on Saturday night from 7pm until 10pm to welcome visitors with a taste for an extra serving of contemporary art after

Shipwrecks

the fair’s closing. Over the three days of the fair, there will also be talks and debates on art collection for those who master the Danish language. See the website for further details. ALTHOUGH this year Art Copenhagen will have a more international feel, the event still gives a perfect and affordable glimpse into the world of Danish art,

ZZzzzZZzzz/Shoboshobo

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Self-Portrait

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both traditional and contemporary. The more adventurous among you may be tempted to make a bold move into the unpredictable world of art investment. Who knows? The etchings of today’s unknown artist could be tomorrow’s highly collectable objet d’art. PETE STREADER

Darkness darkness be my blanket

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Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; starts Sep 14, ends Jan 13; open Tue-Fri 11:0022:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 95kr, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk This is a major exhibition presenting over 100 examples of artists working with self-portraiture in the 20th century. Artists like Picasso, Dalí, Kahlo, Warhol, Basquiat, and Mapplethorpe among many others, will be included with examples of this expressive part of art history. BF

Modelling Agency: Inside the Curator’s Studio

IMO, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 13; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.imo-projects.com Janus Høm and Martyn Reynolds explore the boundaries between artistic and curatorial practice, creating a hybrid that uses the best tools from each. This exhibition is a result of their first collaboration, the 2011 project Modeling Agency. This year Toke Lykkeberg has handed over IMO and its artists’ practices to Høm and Reynolds to do what they want with the artwork. LD

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; tickets: 75kr; www. glyptoteket.com Per Kirkeby, one of Denmark’s greatest abstract masters, brings a selection of works ranging from 1981 to the present day. The collection of 25 paintings and sculptures will display his ability to blend form, nature and a diverse tapestry of ideas. DS

Galerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; started Sep 7, ends Oct 6; open Tue-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; www. galeriepi.dk This is a presentation of new paintings and drawings by Adrian R Perdomo. Perdomo divides his time between Copenhagen and Mexico. His paintings are colorful abstractions of organic shapes. BF

Bendixen Contemporary Art, Palægade 5, Cph K; ends Sep 22, Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.bendixenart.dk This exhibition recalls places somehow related to a frontier between land and sea, which metaphorically represent the separation between nature and mankind. LD

Prospect Point

A Clan of Boats

Faurschou Foundation, Klubiensvej 11, Cph Ø; started Sep 7, ends Dec 7; open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00; www.faurschou. com Chinese artist Cai Guo-Qiang has been invited to create new versions of his signature gunpowder drawings based on Danish history. The opening of the exhibition last week marked the opening of the gallery. BF

Kant Gallery, St Kongensgade 3, Baghuset, Cph K; ends Sep 17, open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 10:00-15:00; www.gallerikant.dk These works by American artist Michelle Grabner show a selection of abstract ‘silver points’ made out of wood. LD

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Sep 22, open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.plgallery.dk Julie Boserup’s works can best be described as architectural photo collages, in which new pictures of houses and large buildings have been cut through, turned upside down, edited and then put together in a different way. LD

Rost

Andersen’s Contemporary, Amager Strandvej 50b, Cph S; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.andersenscontemporary. dk Daniel Lergon presents nine works painted with water on pulverised iron applied to canvas, which gives them a rusty weathered effect. LD

Narcissus

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Gallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; started Sep 7, ends Oct 17; open Wed-Fri 13:0018:00; www.galleryb15.dk Danish painter Malte Fisker presents new work in this solo exhibition. Fisker’s paintings are muted studies in abstraction. BF

Against New York

Skrøbeligt fasthold

Clausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; ends Sep 29, open Tue-Sat 11:0017:00; www.clausenskunsthandel.dk There’s a very gentle touch to Elsa Nielsen’s work, which includes watercolours of glass objects and pencil-like drawings of people. LD

KRETS, Kristianstadsgatan 16, Malmö, SE; started Sep 8, ends Oct 7; open Weds 17:0020:00. Fri 14:00-17:00, SatSun 12:00-15:00; www.krets. info ShoboShobo is the alter-ego of French artist Mehdi Hercberg. In this exhibition, the artist works with gigantic sculpture inspired by carnival, circus, and festival culture. BF

Emerald Triangle

Damp Gallery, Esplanaden 1C, Cph K; ends Sep 16; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.dampgallery.dk This exhibition by Jon Stahn is based on his two-month stay in an area in the northwest of the USA called the Emerald Triangle. LD

Compost Three in 1

Galleri Bie & Vadstrup, Sølvgade 26 K, Cph K; ends Sep 29; open Wed-Thu 14:0017:00,Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.bie-vadstrup.com Experience this unique setting of three exhibitions in one as they wind in and out among each other. Themes of landscape and oil paintings shift throughout the exhibition. LD

Galleri Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, 1 sal, Cph S; ends Sep 15; open Thu-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilarsolsen.com Andreas Poppelier’s artworks lead the viewer to construct their own story. LD

Why are you so odd?

Galerie Mikael Andersen, Bredgade 63, Cph K; ends Sep 15; open Tue-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www. mikaelandersen.com Depicting strange and dark places, the landscapes in these paintings by Philip Grözinger seem both familiar and unfamiliar at the same time. LD

I see through you

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Sep 22, open Wed-Fri 12:0017:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www. plgallery.dk Swedish photographer Anna Nordquist Andersson directs her attention to the viewer in this series, which consists of pictures from old issues of Life Magazine reflecting American society in the 1960s and 70s. LD

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MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V, ends Nov 26, open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk A group exhibition in collaboration with MOHS Exhibit in Vesterbro. This exhibition includes 15 artists predominantly from New York. BF

Rokoko-Mania

Skabt af tiden Designmuseum Danmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Sep 23; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.designmuseum.dk A look at contemporary art and design trends in dialogue with 17th century crafts in the rococo style. BF Dexter Bang Sinister Kunsthal Charlottenborg; ends Oct 21; tickets: 60kr, concessions 40kr; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Inspired by research into 1960s psychedelic visual culture. BF

Forms of Knowledge

Salon at GL Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www.glstrand.dk Morten Steen Hebsgaard’s installation is inspired by the ideas of Friedrich Fröbels (1782-1852), the German pedagogue who came up with the concept of the kindergarten. BF

Modernisme and Guldalder

Nivaagaards, Malerisamling, Gl Strandvej 2, Nivå; ends Jan 1; open Tue-Fri 12:0016:00, Wed 12:00-20:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00; entry 70kr, concessions 50kr, under-18s free adm; www.nivaagaard.dk Johannes Hage Nivaagaard and Knud W Jensen Louisana both started their own museums and built an impressive collection of Danish and foreign art. LD

Nationalmuseet, Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; ends Sep 30; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; www.natmus.dk Some 28 artists and writers are making work that focuses on historical treasures in National Museum’s permanent collection. BF

Per Bak Jensen & Per Inge Bjørlo

Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard. com Per Bak Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. BF

Show Me Your Model

Danish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open MonSun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:0021:00; Tickets: 40kr, concessions 25kr, under-15s free adm; www.dac.dk Visit architectural models of different scales, experiencing the architectural process in a new and different way. BF

Emily Wardill

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Sep 16; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95 kr, concessions 65kr, under18s free adm; www.smk.dk British artist Emily Wardill’s new filmic work is inspired by the relationship between the brain and the body. BF

François Boucher

Matisse: Doubles and Variations

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Oct 28; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65 kr, under18s free adm; www.smk.dk This exhibition presents the work of painter Henri Matisse. BF

Gl Holtegaard, Attemose vej 170, Gl Holte; ends Nov 4; Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www. glholtegaard.dk The exhibition includes 70 works of the French artist François Boucher. LD

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Danh Vo: We the People

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

New Nordic: Architecture & Identity

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, SatSun 11:00-18:00; www.louisiana.dk This exhibition opens a new series focused on architecture, culture and identity. From cuisine to design, Nordic ideas and trends are of international interest. BF

Edward Kienholz: Five Car Stud

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; Open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Tickets 95kr, Concessions 85kr, Under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk Edward Kienholz’s artwork has a rebellious, provocative and aggressive feel to it. It revisits the racism that was common in America in the not so distant past. LD

Amorphous

Galleri Claus Christensen, Gl. Mønt, Cph K; ends Sep 28, open daily 11:30-17:30; www.gallericlauschristensen.dk This exhibition by Anders Brinch consists of new paintings and ceramics and a series of mini intaglio. LD

Snapshots and Stills

Galleri Tom Christoffersen, Skindergade 5, Cph K; ends Sep 15, open Wed-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. tomchristoffersen.dk Features stills taken during the filming of cinematographer Teit Jørgensen’s movies. LD

Zero Point

Galleri Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, 1 sal, Cph S; ends Sep 15; Open Thu-Sat 13:0018:00; www.gallerilarsolsen. com The works of Jonas Hvid Søndergaard focus on the spiritual, philosophical and scientific questions about the universe and human existence in nature. LD

Sense of Furniture

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue 10:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk This exhibition celebrates the centenary of the birth of Danish furniture designer Finn Juhl. BF

Conversations

Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Oct 21, open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00; www.kunsthallennikolaj.dk/en Nine international contemporary artists reflect on alternatives to our usual ways of expressing ourselves, across a variety of different mediums. LD

Digesting Europe piece by piece

Traneudstillingen, Gentofte Hovedbibliotek, Ahlmanns Allé 6, Hellerup; ends Oct 13, open Mon-Fri 10:0019:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. genbib.dk The focus is on both historical and current cultural identity in Latin America. LD

Deflected Vision

Galleri Naboløs, Valkendorfsgade 15, Cph K; ends Sep 14; Mon-Fri 10:00-16:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.nabolos.dk PUTPUT, a Danish/Swiss distributor art group, presents conceptual photographic works that explore objects and situations associated with everyday life. LD

Unfinished Journeys

Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:0020:00; tickets: 60kr, members free; www.glstrand.dk This exhibition focuses on communities in relation to the impact of globalisation on local and global communities. LD

Fredrik Lindqvist

Graham Dolphin: View

Galleri Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, 1 sal, Cph S; ends Sep 15; open Thur-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilarsolsen.com Lindqvist mixes humour with dead seriousness in collages made out of press clippings. LD

It Comes in Waves

Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.nilsstaerk.dk Matthew Ronay works with materials such as wood, paper mâché and fabric, presenting oppositions such as male-female, life-death, life-darkness and reality-unreality. LD

Litmus Test

V1 Gallery, Flæsketorvet 6971, Cph V; ends Sep 29; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:0016:00; www.v1gallery.com This is a collection of photographs from Ed Templeton’s trip to Russia in 2007 that pick up on the social differences of the people and places. LD

Some Boarded Up Houses

Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Tue-Fri 12:0017:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www. nicolaiwallner.com Joachim Koester presents photos of boarded-up houses from around the US that depict the current economic turmoil. LD

Hito Steyerl: The Kiss

Overgaden, Institute of Contemporary Art, Overgaden Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.org The German artist Hito Steyerl uses video, sculpture and archival material to give form to a dramatic event that took place in 1993 during the war in Bosnia. LD

David Risley Gallery, Bredgade 65, Cph K; ends Oct 6; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; free adm; www.davidrisleygallery.com A new exhibition from artist Graham Dolphin explores the bond we have with musicians and their deaths. Among the art is a collection of graphite sketches of grey skies with looming impersonal transient clouds, which depict the final moments of deceased musicians like US country singer Hank Williams. DS

Secret Garden

Gl Holtegaard, Attemosevej 170, Gl Holte; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www.glholtegaard.dk Young Danish artists will occupy Lauritz de Thurah’s baroque garden, exhibiting sculptures and projects. LD

French masterpieces

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends 30 Apr 2013; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; Entry 75kr; 33418141; www.glyptoteket.com This array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey through from 1850 to the 20th century. LD

Mirror Mirror

Den Sorte Diamant, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends Sep 22; open Mon-Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:00-17:00, Sun closed; www.kb.dk In photography, video and clothing created by artists Eva Tind and Sidse Carstens and dress designer Kristina Søndergaard, this exhibition celebrates the life of Marilyn Monroe. LD

Danish/International Art after 1900

Statens Museum for Kunst (National Gallery of Denmark), Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish art history in the modern era is restaged to include representation of the international influence from the US, Germany and France, as well as an emergence of a female avant-garde. BF

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ummer came, briefly popping by, and now autumn is ready to slide on in. To help with the transition to scarves, golden leaves and crisp winds, Vega are serving up a warm dose of smooth soul in the shape of Quadron. The two-some are returning home to Copenhagen to let slip fresh tracks from their new album. Previously part of the Boom Clap Bachelors collective, Cocoo Maja Hastrup Karshøj, or just Cocoo O, on vocals and Robin Hannibal, the producer-come-musician, have since lifted things higher and higher. Their first album was released three years ago in the summer of 2009. The self-titled record attracted a lot of attention, with several famous faces declaring their love for Quadron’s soulful tunes. So get ready to join the fan-ranks alongside Prince, Adele, Mark Ronson, Jay-Z and Tyler the Creator. Since moving two years ago to Los Angeles, after Plug Research records gave them an international release, they have been busy working on the second album, which is expected later this year. Sharpening their talent, they’ve also spent time collaborating with the likes of Pharell and Leon Ward, among many others. Having been frequently played on Danish radio, you’ve probably heard the timeless track ‘Slippin’. It also landed a slot on the soundtrack of the Oscar-nominated movie The Kids Are All Right, and on the popular American TV drama Grey’s Anatomy. Their cover version of Michael Jackson’s ‘Baby Be Mine’ was also included in the film Think Like A Man. Their sound is best defined as elec-

tronic soul. Whilst both artists share the influence of Erykah Badu, Sade, Lauryn Hill, Mariah Carey and Michael Jackson, they take full advantage of the modern digital production methods and instruments available to their generation. “I’m probably a very aesthetic person when it comes to music,” Hannibal once told Dazed Digital magazine. “I like beautiful compositions and I’m really into film scores at the moment, so Ennio Morricone is a big inspiration.” In an interview with theboombox. com, the duo discussed their partnership. “We write and record everything together,” said Cocoo. “Everything we do is a collaboration. That’s the key word to our work. I’m asking him all the time for ideas for lyrics.” “The same with me also,” added Hannibal. “If there’s something I want her opinion on, or I want her ideas on chord progression. Is the tempo right? Or should it be darker? Or brighter? All those things.” Their tracks are primarily sung in English, but they also like to mix it up with some of their native language in songs like ‘Herfra hvor vi står’. Following in the slick steps of Michael Jackson, and fellow Dane Oh Land, they where recently signed to Epic Records. Support on the night comes from the Late Great Fitzcarraldos, a Copenhagen trio delivering laid-back melodies who can proudly boast an endorsement from fellow countrymen Efterklang. So what should you expect from the new material and Saturday’s show? From the mouth of Cocoo, at boombox. com: “We wanna have live instruments playing and horns and violins. I think it’s interesting to make something that sounds fresh and modern, but it’s made out of traditional ways. We want to pull on more old-school, original ways.”

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Review CPH Harbour Jazz Three venues in Cph K: Tango Y Vinos, Herluf Trolles Gade 9; Nyhavns Ankeret, Nyhavn; Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43; starts Fri, ends Sun, open Fri 13:3000:00, Sat 14:00-00:00, Sun 15:00-18:30; tickets: 80kr per event, 160kr per day, 50kr for jazz cruise, mail@lottelander.dk, 2681 6903; www. harbourjazz.dk

f you missed Ronnie Scott’s in the 1960s in London, or 52nd Street’s string of jazz clubs in New York City, now all gone – great jazz venues where ice cube glasses tinkled to the riffs of musician superstars – or only heard about these joints from dads or uncles who romanced dames with cigarettes and drinks in hand while superstars like Gerry Mulligan unceremoniously but professionally played their most famous tunes, don’t worry. Because this weekend, a similar

The Blue Van

Frank Fairfield

Lille Vega; 21:00; 190kr The Danish four-piece launched in 2003 with a style of rock music that sits somewhere between ‘60s mod-rock and ‘80s glam-rock, burning with surefire appeal. Their music is ruled by meaty guitar riffs, giving body to their hefty rock sound in a way resonant of The Kinks. With several big numbers to their name including such hits as ‘Silly Boy’, ‘Independence’ and ‘There Goes My Love’ – which have featured on commercials, sitcoms and MTV – Blue Van remain one of Denmark’s biggest music exports of the last ten years, in spite of having gone a little quiet in recent years. atmosphere will prevail at the Copenhagen Harbour Jazz festival, where ‘traditional’ jazz will be available at numerous clubs along the water and connectable by water taxis. Cool idea! Now in its fifth year, Copenhagen Harbour Jazz is an offshoot of the Copenhagen Jazz Festival. According to festival organiser Lotte Lander, the idea came about on a cold December night in 2007, where those gathered agreed that the annual jazz festival, as it increased in size, had started to distance itself from the spontaneity and proximity that had defined its humble beginnings in the 1980s. It seems that they may be also responding to the fact that increasingly, worldwide, jazz is limited to concert halls and other venues as it obtains specialised status along the lines of classical music, or else is a one-time visiting thing, promoted by tours. “We have succeeded in presenting four festivals so far,” festival organiser Lotte Lander told InOut. “We are not supported by local authorities. Instead, volunteer helpers, sympathetic sponsors and venues, and enthusiastic mu-

Global; 21:00; 70kr Sounding as though he were born in the Appalachians and a friend of the legendary Woody Guthrie, Californian native Frank Fairfield, who is just 26, has a relationship with nostalgic blues like no other living musician today. Hailed by Pitchfork as “one of America’s best conduits of antiquity”, his fiddling, hillbilly vocal style and production digs up the riches of a sound from a forgone age. Recognised in the States as one of the finest musicians in the future folk revival, anyone who owns a banjo or Bob Dylan biography really ought to hear this concert.

Naja Rosa

Avedøre Bibliotek; 19:00; 70kr The now New York-based artist is the daughter of 1960s psychedelic rock band The Savage Rose. Releasing her self-titled debut album a couple of years back – which includes the stylish radio-friendly single ‘When the Smoke Clears’ – her likeable material has a peculiarly magnetising effect. Naja is more daring than glib mainstream pop. Her musical agenda combines jazz, blues, gospel and rock elements – along with a distinctive vocal style – into catchy left-field tunes.

Yeasayer

Lille Vega; 20:00; 220kr Here’s a gig worth seeing. The creative force behind the summer anthem ‘2080’, Brooklyn’s Yeasayer take listeners on an offroad tour of multiple musical genres, turning pop-rock into a psychedelic journey through Middle Eastern and African music. Following the release of their third studio album this summer, Fragrant World, their odd-ball, experimental sound draws a tangent from the lines laid by psychedelic rock legends Animal Collective.

Nightlife Master Zanoongas Love Potion

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sicians have helped tremendously to make this undertaking a hit – much to the joy of guests and players.” Lander is particularly excited by the number of young musicians making their debuts. “We have been blessed with many fine musicians over the years, and the festival finds it especially rewarding that up to 40 percent are younger players performing traditional jazz their own way and also mixing with ‘older’ colleagues on stage,” she said. “Hopefully, this will also appeal to the younger segment of the audience.”

Of Monsters And Men

Store Vega; 20:00; 220kr Taking the name of John Steinbeck’s novel and turning it into something far removed and irrelevant doesn’t really qualify as quirky. Still, the Icelanders have tapped into that cutesy style of folk-rock, borrowing country melodies from age-old ballads and jazzing them up in a similar fashion to the likes of Mumford & Sons and getting the thumbs-up from NME. Even if they have been hailed as “the new Arcade Fire” by Rolling Stone, you can’t help think what’s wrong with the Arcade Fire we have? Daniel van der Noon

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The Sound of Chicago

CPH Jazzhouse; 20:00; 140kr Nowadays Chicago is recognised as a torchbearer for the avant-garde with a host of schools, organisations and groups building on the city’s strong foundations. Appearing on stage tonight will be a handful of some of the most influential artists leading the jazz movement, including AACM (Advancement of Creative Musicians) alongside the Danish saxophonist Lotte Anker and Japanese-born New Yorker Ikue Mori. Expect to hear a distinguished variety of boundarypushing jazz at this wildly experimental concert.

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Nyhavn; Fri 13:30-15:00 The Queen of Jazz has been commissioned especially for the festival. Gather at Nyhavns Ankeret (the Nyhavn Anchor) to mount the Queen and join the cruise. Live jazz music will be played throughout the tour around Copenhagen Harbour and adjacent canals, paying visits to Holmen and Toldboden, before the entourage returns to Nyhavn. It’s also possible to participate in the tour. Marsha mccreadie

Bakken; Fri 21:00; free adm It might be hosted by one of the most popular weekend club venues in Kødbyen, but choosing this night will almost certainly lead to a ruined Saturday. With artsy posters hanging around the cool-spots in town, it’s difficult to not wonder who Master Zanoongas is and what, indeed, his love potion is made of. Led by DJs Bob Love and Romann Andren, the set-list will take a journey through the psychedelic realms of disco-pop into the early hours.

Machine Gun Kelly

Rust; Fri 22:00; 120kr Taking his name from the notorious New York gangster George ‘Machine Gun Kelly’ Barnes, the American rapper has carved a career out of waxing lyrical about social injustices, making sharp literary references about modern living and bolstering his words with neatly produced beats. The release of his bootleg mix-tapes online made a mas-

sive impression and inevitably led to him featuring in this year’s Vans Warped Tour. The Nørrebro crowd will go mad for this one, so be sure to turn up early.

What Happens: Alex Tepper

Culture Box; Sat 23:00; 80kr; Hailed as one of tech-house’s finest producers of all time, he made his name making stellar remixes of hits by New Order, The Chemical Brothers and Underworld – before touring with the group at a later date. His musical universe touches on jazz, electro, latino and afrobeat, making for a light, addictive style of tech-house that has seen him release records through a range of record labels, including Get Physical, Ovum and Latino Circus. Second up will be the Danish legend and resident-DJ, Tim Andresen, whose releases on Fatboy Slim’s label Southern Fried are fast making him an international name.

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BY MICHELLE CZAJKOWSKI AAKERBERG , KULTURKLIK

CoBrA art: abstract and experimental THE 1950s was filled with dreams of the good life and the welfare state, but at the same time there was a constant awareness of the Cold War lurking and nuclear threats. In the shadow of the Cold War, an experimental art movement called CoBrA was established. The international art movement CoBrA (the name is a composition of the first letters in Copenhagen, Brussels and Amsterdam) was an artist collective of painters and poets that formed between 1948 and 1951. The artists were from Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands, and among the initiators was Danish painter Asger Jorn. CoBrA experimented with spontaneous abstract art, but also had a political and social agenda. Here Kulturklik guides you to where you can experience CoBrA art in September. International 1950s art Sophienholm; ends Thu (Sep 20) At Sophienholm you can experience a private collection of 1950s art. The collection represents an important period in the development of modern art and displays 130 paintings and sculptures. It belonged to Professor Erik Andreasen, until he in 1982 donated the works of art to the Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek. The exhibition shows constructive and abstract art from the 1950s, including work by CoBrA, Carl Henning Pedersen and Henry Heerup.

Events Endless Gratitude NEW Music House Cph, Refshalevej 203A, Cph K; Thu (Sep 20) 17:00-02:00, Fri Sep 21, 16:0005:00, Sat Sep 22, 13:00-05:00; tickets 80-200kr, www.biletto.dk; www.foeg.dk Dig into the vibrant underground art scene and have a chat with the artists after the show! The Festival of Endless Gratitude is for the fourth time inviting anyone with a cultural appetite to share their ideas on a wide range of experimental art. Held at Music House CPH, which was previously used as a clubhouse for the workers of the defunct shipyard B&W, this year’s festival offers an intense musical experience at an intimate setting. The versatile programme includes a concert by Jean-Hervé Péron (on Saturday), the founding member and bass player of legendary German krautrock band Faust. RKM Jazz Cruise Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; tickets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dk Discover Copenhagen from the water with a live jazz soundtrack courtesy of Doc Houlinds All Stars.

CoBrA - Art without Borders Heerup Museum; Thu (Sep 20) 17:0019:00 Heerup Museum, which houses works by Henry Heerup, one of CoBrA’s most innovative artists, is the ideal setting for the lecture ‘CoBrA – Art without Borders’. Presented by museum director Hanne Lundgren Nielsen, in association with Carl Henning Pedersen and Else Alfelts Museum, there will be a chance to discuss the significance of the group’s collective work and the influence it has on artists today. Morbid phenomena – Asger Jorn National Gallery; Wed (Sep 19) 18:00 Another prominent artist from the CoBrA movement is Asger Jorn, and in the lecture ‘Morbid phenomena – Asger Jorn’, PhD student Helle Anita Brøns talks about Jorn’s views on the 1950s political situation and social development. He commented on these issues in his art in several ways, and his paintings bear experience of the Second World War, but was also marked by the fear of a future nuclear war. Jorn’s expressions range from a fear of the Cold War to an ironic distortion of consumption. The seeds of rebellion National Gallery of Art; Sep 22 & 23, 12:00-13:00 Go on a guided tour in which the National Gallery of Art focuses on the Danish postwar painters who were pioneers of the 1960s and 1970s political provocation-art. They used abstract form experiments, while their engagement in the world influenced their art. The tour follows the thread from one of the CoBrA movement’s founders, Asger Jorn, to provocateur Bjørn Nørgaard.

Celebrity flea market NEW In the yard next to Weekday, Vestergade 27, Cph K; Sat 12:0017:00; free adm Prance home in a pair of shoes worn by Danish R&B singer Szhirly, who is among a number of fashionable, semi-famous women selling their fancy clothes at this flea market in the centre of Copenhagen. To entice you even more, there are free treats being provided by delicious chocolate pusher Summerbird for the first 300 guests. RKM Inside the bunker NEW Vestvolden, near Artellerimagasinet; open 11:00-16:00; free adm; www.befaestningen.dk Learn about Danish military history in the Ejby Bunker, which has just opened for the very first time. Play the thrilling game ‘Cold War Spy’ and much, much more. All for free! MAR Genteel flea market NEW Frederiksberg Rådhus, Frederiksberg Bredegade, Frederiksberg; Sat 09:00-15:00; If your idea of a flea market includes an elderly lady selling royal porcelain figurines, antique jewellery and silverware, then this Frederiksberg flea market is your place. And the prices are quite reasonable as well. MAR

L’art de toucher NEW le Clavecin French Embassy, Kongens Nytorv 4, Cph K; Wed Sep 18, 18:00; tickets: 120kr, www.billetto.dk; www.renaissancemusik.dk/cembalofestival The French Embassy invites you to enjoy one of the events of the French Harpsichord Festival. Enjoy the soft atmosphere created by Aline Zylberajch-Gester, a professor at the Strasbourg Conservatory, who will perform a selection from a French musical repertoire composed between the 15th and 16th centuries. MAR Beethoven/Ravel/ NEW Debussy Emil Holms Kanal 20, Cph S; Thu (Sep 13) & Fri 19:30; tickets: 150530kr; www.dr.dk/Koncerthuset Let yourselves be overcome by the charisma of the chief conductor Rafael Frühbeck de Burgos and by the talent of the DR Symphony Orchestra, who will perform two immortal masterpieces from French classical music: Debussy’s La mer and Ravel’s Boléro. And then the playful grace of the ocean and the immortal grandeur of the slow-tempo will lead you to the explosive Beethoven’s Symphony No.2. MAR

NEXT WEEK: KIDS CORNER Year of the Dragon NEW Hovedbiblioteket, Krystalgade 2, Cph K; Sat 09:15-14:00; www.bibliotek.kk.dk Copenhagen is celebrating the Chinese year of the dragon with a day of culture, including literature, dance and tai chi. It includes activities for all ages. MAR Detour Urban Dance Festival Dansehallerene, Pasteursvej 14, Cph K; ends Sun, evening shows start at variuos times; Tickets: Adults 130kr, concessions 60kr; www.dansehallerne.dk Check out the Detour Urban Dance Festival this weekend where there’s fun for all the family. Your kids will love the Børnebreak Workshop, where b-boys Tunde and Mik will introduce all the newest moves, your teenagers will dig two nonstop hours of professional dancers launching their best moves at the Dance Battle on Sunday, while you can attend lectures and master-classes, and even try the Parkour Getdown workshop. DS Free jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:0020:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday!

Vektor #11 KB18, Kødbyen, Cph V; Fri 23:30-late; 50kr Don’t miss this set by Anthony Shake Shakir, the American techno producer, best known for his contributions to Detroit techno. Also known as Sequence 10, his appearances are a rarity in Europe. EBD French Harpsichord Festival Various venues; ends 29 Sep; tickets: 120kr; seats are limited so book early, www.billeto.dk; www.renaissancemusik.dk/cembalofestival This concert series covers the period from early baroque to the French Revolution. EB Park Run Amager Fælled, every Sat, 08:30-10:00; no adm, register in advance: www.parkrun.org The summer course is two laps of a 2.45 km loop plus 100 metres at the start. EK Show Me Your Model guided tour in English Danish Architecture Centre; ends Oct 21, Sun 14:00-15:00; free with admission to centre; www.dac.dk Listen to the stories behind the exhibition Show Me Your Model on a Sunday tour with one of Danish Architecture Centre’s skilled guides. SM

Southern Cross Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the intelligence of the questions posed by Mike. Intriguing, informative and mostly guessable, he personally writes every one and it shows. The winners get a bottle of vodka and ten pints of beers, which can be redeemed as tokens, second place eight bottles, and last place shots. BH Architecture walk at the harbour Søren Kierkegaards Plads, Cph K; Sun 11:00-12:30, also Sep 30; ticket: 75kr, buy online or at event; www.dac.dk Walk through Kalvebod Brygge, and admire the urban plazas and impressive buildings, and learn about future projects. SM Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sat 11:30; 20kr; www. travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure! Ghost tour Nytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at booking@ghosttour.dk Come see Copenhagen’s most haunted buildings on this spooky tour. Hear about the ghosts that haunt Copenhagen, and see ancient buildings in a new light. SM

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Clark’s Magasin first floor, Kongens Nytorv 13, Cph V; open Mon-Thu 10:00-19:00, Fri 10:00-20:00 & Sat 10:00-19:00; www.magasin.dk The outlet has a new collection of stylish black leather boots, complete with tweed side paddings. For around 1,200kr, they’re very modern and very in this year, and they are bound to lighten up the otherwise classical dress code by adding the needed twist to make it more original. Bruun & Stengade Debenhams, Magasin first floor Between 200-800kr, Debenhams offers a wide range of classy timeless shirts. I found a perfect one for me for just 400kr at Bruun & Stengade. Long-sleeved, elegant and with a satin-black fabric, it balances the top of the jeans perfectly with the black leather boots from Clark’s. Buster Film Festival Various locations; ends 23 Sep, 15kr per film; www.buster.dk Tell your kids to forget all about Cannes, Tribeca or Toronto, because the most exciting film festival for children is once again coming to Copenhagen. Buster Film Festival, which started on Thursday (13 September) is screening over 120 films from around the world, including feature films, shorts and documentaries – all for young audiences. Although those films with an under 10 rating will be dubbed to Danish, all movies with a 13+ rating will be in their original language with English subtitles. 17 Girls (14) Palads; Fri 10:00, Mon 12:15; Tue 12:15

This French drama follows a group of teenage girls who make the choice to get pregnant at the same time. Based on a true story, directors Delphine and Muriel Coulin chronicle how a little town in northern France copes with having 17 pregnant teenagers on their hands. Bully (14) Palads; Fri 12:30 Grand Teatret; Tue 10:15

Lee Hirsch’s critically acclaimed 2011 documentary chronicles the ever-growing problem of bullying within American schools. Following both the bullies and their victims, the film sheds light on how detrimental bullying is. LL

2012 Pan-European Gaelic Football Tournament Kløvermarken Idrætsanlæg, Kløvermarksvej 50, Cph S; Saturday 09:0018:00; free adm; www.cph-gaa.dk

Be stylish in the rain like Gene Kelly

Burberry Troelstrup, Vester Voldgade 5, Cph K; Mon-Thu 10:00-18:00, Fri 10:00-19:00 & Sat 10:00-15:00; www.troelstrup.com In case your wardrobe is still missing it, this is the season to step up and buy the famous Burberry trench-coat which has been making rainy seasons more stylish for more than a century now. The classic beige is put to good use in this context: the ensemble of black and grey variations will be perfectly lit! Although it costs 4,500kr, it is a long-term investment because this piece never gets old, it just gets better. Jasper Conran Magasin first floor The most important all-rounder for any rainy season is the almighty pair of jeans, and you can’t go wrong choosing an own brand pair made by Debenhams’ English designer Jasper Conran. This year has been too colourful for my conservative tastes, so if you’ve enjoyed a summer filled with orange t-shirts and aqua blue shorts, you might want to consider a pair of graphite raw denim jeans with a straight-cut. They will fit well with most things in your closet and be perfect for moody weather, at around 400kr.

Kæmpe book market Strøget, Cph K; ends Sun, open Mon-Sat 09:00-19:00, Sun 12:0018:00 Hundreds of good quality books with lots of different kinds of subjects and genres are being sold at this huge book market. The price decreases every day à la Dutch auction principle. LD Circus Dannebrog Fisketorvet, Cph K; ends Sun; tickets 150-280kr The circus presents its ‘Amazing Africa’ show. With acrobats, jugglers, dancers, and performing elephants, zebras and camels, there’s plenty for the whole family to enjoy. DS National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week. History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00; tickets: 80kr; 90 mins; www.historytours.dk Focusing on the 1800s. Crime Tours Nytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at weirdwalks.dk@ gmail.com,3117 7727 Learn about the “gruesome tales of murky jail houses, terrible laws and merciless executioners”. MØ

VAST HORDES are amassing at the borders. Across the plains of Europe they stand ready to descend upon the ancient city of København. Great warriors shall step forth to battle for the crown; the taste of glory, mud, honour and blood keeps them marching forwards. Banners will fly and heroes will fall. Just be at the park for an 08:30am registration. The sporting combatants referred to are actually more modern than suggested. Riding airplanes, adorning lycra armour and taking part in the 2012 PanEuropean Gaelic Football Tournament. The event will draw 23 teams from countries like France, the Netherlands, Sweden and even the distant, some say mythical, isle of Jersey. “We’re confident we’ll get a flying start in the first tournament,” said Sean Coogan, who plays for the Copenhagen GAA club and is one of the event organisers. “But we are hoping for as much support as possible as we’ll be facing some of the best teams in Europe,” added Coogan. It’s free to watch and the club are keen to welcome the expat community so they can show them what it’s all about. Despite your prejudices and assumptions, the sport does have rules. On a rectangular grass pitch, teams of 15 run and pass a round ball, slightly heavier than a standard football. However, you can’t run more than three steps with the ball. Players instead bounce the ball on the ground or show-off by dropping it

Kids Edges of the Universe & NEW Coraline Reefs in CPH Tycho Brahe Planetarium, Gammel Kongevej 10, Cph K; ends Oct 14; tickets: over-12s 139kr, under-12s 89kr; www.planetariet.dk/forestillinger Travel through the dark cosmos and discover its mysteries, then jump in the deep blue water and dive among vibrant coloured fishes and plants. You will discover the amazing but fragile balance of these landscapes in these two amazing 3D films. MAR Water – a world of adventures Experimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; ends Dec 31, open Mon-Fri 09:30-17:00, Tue 09:30-21:00, Sat and Sun 11:00-17:00; under 2s free, age 3-11 105kr, adult 160kr, students 105kr; contact 3927 3333 or info@experimentarium.dk This water adventure features more than 50 activities and experiments. But don’t be afraid of getting your clothes wet – unless you ask for it – as this is a “bone-dry ride through the wet element”. You get to fight the power of the sea, save someone who has fallen overboard from a ship and experience giant surf waves. This is an event for the entire family with a chance to learn more about water safety in a fun way. MSØ

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THERE ARE few things that Copenhagen lacks, but once the autumn starts, there is one particular thing that Denmark’s capital is especially rich in, and that’s rain! My feelings towards this phenomenon have always been pretty much the same: I hate it! However, when I see people on the street looking sharp despite the downpour, my feelings towards them are mixed, inclining either towards envy or admiration. In this edition, I will try to solve the mystery of a perfect dress-code for the rainy season with a few basics that any modern man’s closet should have.

The teams will be hoping to leave their mark on the aptly-named Kløvermarken

on their foot and kick it back into their hands. Legend has it the referees are only chosen for their ability to count up to four. A goal scored under an H-shaped goal, similar to rugby posts, is worth three points or over the crossbar for one point. The game gets physical as a healthy level of competitive shoulder-to-shoulder contact is permitted. The teams are not swollen by the ranks of Irishmen as you may expect. The sport’s popularity has spread to other nationalities. The ladies Copenhagen team, for instance, primarily consists of Danish women – their only Irish belle joined just recently. Around 300 players are expected to participate, giving the event a continental atmosphere.

The tournament on Saturday is one of three. Next month they will all compete in Vienna and then travel to Maastricht in November. The team that does the best over the three legs will be crowned champions of Europe. The games are split across three categories – Championship, Shield and Women’s – and last ten minutes a half. The semi-finals and finals are both 15 minutes each way. When the light begins to fade and the injured are cared for, the brothers and sisters shall join for a feast, telling tales and reciting songs. Much merriment shall then flow as the Irish taverns that prop up the city open their mighty doors.

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Nature bike trip NEW Galgebakkens beboerhus, Torv 2-12, Albertslund; Sun 11:00; free adm; www.agendacenter.dk Saddle up with your kids and discover the taste of fruits, berries and walnuts on a 4km bike trip. Scavenger extraordinaire Signe Landon will lead you to the right trees and bushes. Don’t miss it! MAR

Circus Fantastica Folketeatret, Nørregade 39, Cph K; Starts Thu (Sep 13), ends Oct 20; open TueFri 19:30, Sat 17:00; Tickets: from 110kr; 3312 1845;www. folketeatret.dk This spectacular theatre concert is about a bunch of circus performers stranded in an amusement park during the winter break. What tricks will they perform to keep their spirit alive? EB

Feeding Time at the Zoo Copenhagen Zoo, Roskildevej 32, Frederiksberg; daily feedings: seals 10:30 and 14:30 (14:00 on Fri), sea lions 11:00 and 15:00 (14:15 on Fri), carnivores 13:00, chimpanzees 15:30 (15:45 on Fri); ticket: adults 140kr, kids age 3-11 80kr; www.zoo.dk Watch your favourite animals eat breakfast and lunch: seals and sea lions will be munching on fish, while carnivores chomp on raw meat and chimpanzees chew on fruit and maybe some meat. SM

Life and Death Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Sep 31, open Tue-Sun 10:00–17:00, Wed 10:00–20:00; free adm; www.smk.dk This exhibition has been designed to give children a framework in which to talk about life and death. By using art as a tool to approach the subject, kids can form their own opinions on the topic. Ages 6-12. EM

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TACO: 4 tbsp vegetable oil 1 kilo cod fillets, cut into 50100g portions 1 pack of corn tortillas 3 tomatoes, chopped ½ medium head of iceberg lettuce, finely shredded MANGO SALSA: 2 avocados, peeled, pitted, diced 1 lime, juiced (2-3 tbsp) 1 mango, peeled, seeded, diced 1 small red onion, chopped 1 tbsp fresh cilantro, chopped 1 habanero pepper, seeded and chopped (optional) salt to taste BEER BATTER: 240ml all-purpose flour 2 tbsp cornstarch 1 tsp baking powder ½ tsp salt 1 egg 240ml beer

TYPICALLY, Mexican food tends to be portrayed as cheesy and greasy – delicious, but fairly heavy. I’ve found that when actually travelling in Mexico, the food is a lot lighter and seems to incorporate far more seafood than I have seen in American versions of the cuisine. Mango salsa is also something I experienced while in Mexico and basically cannot get enough of. It pairs extremely well with fish, which is why I have included it here. Incidentally, this is an American recipe for fish tacos (I believe the beer batter gives it away! Deep frying, anyone?). But if you’re interested in giv-

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Cap Horn Nyhavn 21, Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:00-00:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www.caphorn.dk for special events Nyhavn, the old harbour, is an idyllic area of magic and hygge – what the Danes like to say when referring to anything that is cosy, charming, or delightful: all qualities Cap Horn has in abundance. Its simple menu boasts a fine selection of organic, homemade Danish fare, with a touch of seasonal influence. There were two highlights: the veal, pumpkin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing truffle sauce (a “best ever veal experience”) and the chocolate cake (“Oh My God”), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM BioMio Halmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www. biomio.dk Located in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH SushiTreat Fox Jarmers Plads 3, Cph V; open Mon-Thu 16:30-22:00, Fri-Sat 16:30-24:00 with Club Treat from 22:00-02:00; 3338 7030 The SushiTreat restaurant at the Hotel Fox serves the best California-style sushi in the city, offers an impressive drinks and wine card, and has a completely unique atmosphere on Friday and Saturday nights when you can order sushi until 2am while listening to some of the city’s best DJs . MOC

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Oysters & Grill Sjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Cph N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 15-35kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dk Oysters & Grill is not rocket science, yet it gives diners in Copenhagen access to fresh and delicious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, fish and meats, which are prepared simply and flavourfully. NA Thai Flavours Vesterbrogade 30, Cph V; open Sun-Thu 12:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-23:30; Starters 60kr, mains 100kr; 3331 3170, thaiflavours30@gmail.com; www.thaiflavours.dk A worthy exponent of the Thai kitchen has opened recently in Vesterbro, just one block from the Planetarium and the lakes. The utterly unpretentious yet stylish Thai Flavours has a hospitable and authentic atmosphere and walls that let you breathe. KRG Saga Queen Havnegade 31, Cph K (near Nyhavn); sails twice Thu-Sat at 13:00 (lunch ) & 19:00 (dinner); reservations 4675 6460 & info@sagaqueen.dk; www. sagaqueen.dk The city’s only restaurant cruise ship, the Saga Queen offers a two-hour lunch cruise and a three-hour dinner cruise. Every table has a wonderful window view, and there’s a choice of set menus. Sometimes a meal can feel like an eternity, but here the time passed by quickly and pleasurably as we enjoyed a feast for both our eyes and our very satisfied stomachs. JC Brasserie Degas Trommesalen 5, Cph V; 3322 2826; see www.brasseriedegas.dk for more info If you like macaroons, this is the place to get them. The brasserie also serves main courses like fried duck breast with wild mushrooms. TDF

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Sankt Nikolai Restaurant & Pub Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Mon-Sat 16:00–00:00, Sun 13:00– 00:00; www.sanktnikolai.dk A friendly English boozer with great cask ale and cider, darts and pool (spanking new table), Englishthemed events (sign up for their monthly email), and splendid British grub (shepherd’s pie, beef and Yorkshire pud, fish and chips etc). The first Wednesday of every month is quiz night and the last Sunday ‘family day’ – a great occasion to let the blighters run riot. BH Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports atmosphere, and a happy hour until 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Cph K; Open Mon-Sun 10:00-late It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music, which it provides every day. It serves food from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, FriSat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www. oldenglishpub.dk Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

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14 - 20 September 2012

Average for Anderson: reach for the moon again, Wes MARK WALKER

Moonrise Kingdom (7)

Dir: Wes Anderson; US comedy, 2012, 94 mins; Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Frances MacDormand, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Jared Gilman, Katy Howard

Premieres September 13 Playing nationwide

R I T E R - D I R E C TO R Wes Anderson (Royal Tenembaums, The Life Aquatic) has one of the most distinct voices working in cinema today. Most of that is down to a unique visual style that he introduced with his debut Bottle Rocket and its follow up Rushmore, and which he has been carefully cultivating ever since. The overall impression is quirky and playful, yet heavily ordered. His aesthetic is often filtered through an autumnal palette of ‘70s kitsch, so that regardless of the time period, something of that era flavours everything from costume to camera. This is true even of his foray into stop-motion animation, The Fantastic Mr Fox, which despite appearances was, with its familial dysfunctions and retro aesthetic, still very much a Wes Anderson film. Anderson regular, Bill Murray, an unwitting love rival to Bruce Willis’s lonely washed-up cop whose ship with Murray’s missis (the ever reliable Frances McDormand) has long since set. Set on a small New England island in the ‘60s, word comes from a nearby scout camp that a young orphan teenager, Sam (Gilman), has gone AWOL. Furthermore, on notifying Sam’s foster-parents of the boy’s disappearance, the scout master (played with rapturous aplomb by Ed Norton in his most memorable role in years) is told that young Sam would not be welcome

“So I can leave my hat on?” Sam and Suzy plan their wedding night with the help of Kama Sutra for Kids

should he return home to them and that the authorities should seek new accommodation for the boy via social services. At the same time, we learn the bishops’ daughter, Suzy, has run away from home. It soon becomes clear that the pair have eloped together. With most of the island on their trail, the teenage couple trek deeper into the wilderness, unaware that a storm of historical proportions is approaching ... Oddly for a comedy, there are very few outright laughs. That’s the way with Anderson: the short bursts of concise rapid fire dialogue are

designed to provoke not so much belly laughs, but rather a succession of knowing smiles. It’s a kind of quirky conservatism − Undeniably effective, the audience wears perpetual grins and fixed half-smiles, forever perched on the precipice of laughter. In the absence of dialogue, there’s always the beautiful design and the carefully composed single point perspectives to marvel at. The cast is uniformly brilliant − Murray and McDormand are trusted hands, while Swinton, Willis and Norton make the best of their screen time. However, it’s newcomers Gilman

and Hayward who lend the production genuine charm and some emotional depth. Although undoubtedly confirming Anderson as a meticulous master craftsman once again, Moonrise Kingdom starts to raise questions about the substance of his cinema. Mid-way, the film runs out of steam, although it picks up pace again for the final stretch. It’s fashionable entertainment for sure and will no doubt please Anderson’s considerable fan-base, but under all the bells and whistles, is it just another coming of age, feel-good romcom − even

a faintly insincere one at that? It’s doubtful that the structure could hold up without Anderson’s unique presentation. Anderson’s eccentric brand of artifice is like Marmite and as such, the question of its worth can only be a subjective one. His stylistic idiosyncrasies are central to his appeal and his cinema wouldn’t exist without them. After his stopmotion outing, this is again familiar territory for Anderson, and I for one, while glad that his unique voice is out there, would like to see something truly surprising emerge from his cinematic stable next time.

Gloomy, like the hen night for Festen Bachelorette Dir: Leslye Headland; US comedy, 2012, 88 mins; Kirsten Dunst, Lizzy Caplan, Isla Fisher, Rebel Wilson Premieres September 13 Playing nationwide

HE FILM Bachelorette is a caustic comedy that never completely achieves what it sets out to do (which, in and of itself, is not entirely clear), much like the women we watch running around on screen. Bachelorette is written and directed by Leslye Headland, adapting her play into a bawdy,

crude and ridiculous story. Three bridesmaids, friends of the bride from high school, show up for the wedding weekend. Regan (Dunst) is the weary maid of honour, Gena (Caplan) is a worn-out party girl, and Katie (Fisher) is a ditzy party girl. While mocking the fat bride-to-be, the women accidentally rip her wedding gown and spend the rest of the night trying to fix the dress, amongst other adventures. Rebel Wilson is woefully underused as Becky the bride, even though she’s a comedic goldmine − most of the film’s laughs come from her. Always appearing in minor roles, Wil-

son continually delivers hilarity and it’s time someone cast her in a bigger role. However, it doesn’t entirely make sense why these women were ever friends or how they came together in the first place. That being said, the script has potential − if only for how real the characters feel. There are women (and men) who feel disappointed with life, feeling that they’ve followed all of the rules of life, yet didn’t get what they deserved (while someone else did). While there are moments of comedy in Bachelorette, it’s truly a drama and should have proceeded as such. By attempting to explore such serious issues

as light-hearted, Bachelorette is sometimes witty and insightful − and oftentimes a bit depressing. Despite occasionally touching on some harsh truths about life, the ending to the film comes about predictably. It feels like a bigger shame in a film like this one: so close to being something truly different, and yet Headland felt the need to wrap it up at the end in such a clichéd manner. Contrasting these moments serve to emphasise the unrealistic plot and gives cheesy closure, trying to emulate so many romantic comedies before it, instead of giving us something new. ELIZABETH DELLAPENNA

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14 - 20 September 2012 Brave (7)

New this Week Les Géants 17:00, Mon 17 Sep; Grand Teatret; Dir: Bouli Lanners; Bel drama, 2011, 84 mins; French w/ English sub; Zacharie Chasseriaud, Martin Nissen, Paul Bartel, Karim Leklou This award-winning Belgian drama opens Grand Teatret’s French Film Mondays, that run between now and December. When teenage brothers Zak and Seth find themselves stranded in their late grandfather’s home, they decide to rent out the house to the local hash pusher. With stunning cinematography and an excellent cast, Lanners manages to strike a rare balance between amusement and melancholy. LL

Book Your Tickets The Dark Knight Rises (11) Dir: Christopher Nolan; US action, 2012, 165 mins; Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, Marion Cotillard, Anne Hathaway With the arrival of Bane (Hardy), a terrorist hell-bent on ‘liberating’ Gotham before reducing it to rubble, Batman (Bale) is forced out of exile to once again take on the role as Gotham’s Dark Knight. Nolan retains the delicate balance of building a credible reality while remaining respectful to the comic book origins, and as he departs from the Batman franchise, he leaves his reputation as a master filmmaker and the general state of comic book cinema in the best shape they’ve ever been. MW

Dir: Mark Andrews & Brenda Chapman; US animation, 2012, 100 mins; Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters With subtle echoes of the Brother’s Grimm and a heroine that recalls both Mulan and Ronia the Robber’s Daughter, Brave is a surprisingly funny yet serious tale about identity, fate, tradition and a troubled mother-daughter relationship. KG

Martha Marcy May Marlene (15) Dir: Sean Durkin; US thriller, 2011, 112 mins; Elizabeth Olsen, Sarah Paulsen Watch a brilliantly underplayed Olsen give her debut in this instant cult-status masterpiece directed by Sean Durkin. When Martha (Olsen) escapes from a hippie cult and finds her way back to her sister, her recovery is neither simple nor swift. It will leave you questioning the level of manipulation we all tolerate in our everyday lives. MW

Avoid like the Plague Ted (15) Dir: Seth MacFarlane; US comedy, 2012, 106 mins; Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth macFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi A tale of Peter Pan-esque protracted male adolescence and ‘broversus-ho’ ethics, this is a film that squarely relies on the comic potential of random flotsam and

jetsam pop culture, tongue-incheek offensiveness and stateof-the-art foul-mouthed puppet humour. As with much of MacFarlane’s work, it is devoid of any trace of sophistication or finesse, and is fitfully amusing thanks only to the occasional deadpan shock-value jokes offered by Mark Wahlberg’s crooked straight-man performance. AS

The Bourne Legacy (15) Dir: Tony Gilroy; US action, 2012, 135 mins; Jeremy Renner, Edward Norton, Rachel Weisz, Stacey Keach When a ten-year-old passport photo has the second most screen-time after the lead actor, the film holds little promise. No other franchise entry works this hard to justify its own existence, the irony being that a decent action film is justified by decent action – of which Bourne Legacy has little. AS

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (15)

Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15)

Dir: Timur Bekmambetov; US fantasy/horror, 2012, 105 mins; Benjamin Walker, Dominic Cooper, Anthony Mackie, Mary Elizabeth Winstead This so-called film is nothing but a thinly veiled marketing fad from Hollywood’s whoremongers, a stick of quick-melting chewing gum for an ADD generation. Avoid at all costs. AS

Dir: Alison Klayman; US doc, 2012, 92 mins Though Klayman superficially skims several potentially fascinating topics, the film’s accessibility and immediacy make up for most analytical shortcomings. AS

Step Up: Revolution (7) Dir: Scott Speer; US romance, 2012, 103 mins; Adam G Sevani, Chadd Smith, Kathryn McCormick, Ryan Guzman The fourth installment of the Step Up franchise is exactly what you would expect it to be – a bombastic dance show interrupted sporadically with godawful acting, cringeworthy dialogue and a ridiculous plot. LL

Also Playing Total Recall (11) Dir: Len Wiseman; US/Can sci-fi/action, 2012, 121 mins, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bill Nighy This grossly miscast sci-fi reboot is a soulless affair with a handful of neat visual ideas that are inconsistently executed by a director who, by aping giants like Ridley Scott and Steven Spielberg, only succeeds in placing emphasis on his own inadequacies. MW

Albert Nobbs(7) Dir: Rodrigo Garcia; UK/ Ireland drama, 2012, 113 mins; Glenn Close, John Banville, Mia Wasikowska, Aaron Johnson, Brendan Gleeson Though Glenn Close shines in the title role, the conventional structure and didactic plot will leave you counting the minutes while hoping to be surprised before events unfold, all too often, as predicted. Albert Nobbs is not without an audience, but it’s far more likely to find it on prime-time television than in selected cinemas. MW

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The Watch (15) Dir: Akiva Schaffer; US comedy, 2012, 102 mins; Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemary DeWitt Taking its dude-ensemble cues from the comparable Horrible Bosses, this plethora of cookiecutter gags has absolutely no substance, but funny is not necessarily about substance. It’s about letting go as well. Do that and you will laugh – and more than a few times. KG

Dir: Steven Soderbergh; US comedy, 2012, 110 mins; Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Mathew McConaughey Despite some impressive dance sequences and a star director behind the camera, there’s only so much you can accomplish with a story about male strippers ... and it’s not much. LD

Take This Waltz (11) Dir: Sarah Polley; Can romance, 2011, 116 mins; Michelle Williams, Seth Rogan, Luke Kirby, Sarah Silverman This cute hipster romcom is gorgeously shot and skillfully acted, though not quite gorgeous enough to forgive the cringeworthy cookie cutter title. KG

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The Expendables 2 Dir: Simon West; US Action, 2012, 103 mins; Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Big Arnie Sly Stallone and other compatriots from the 2010 film The Expendables return for the 2012 sequel, joined by an even more star-studded cast of action movie legends. If you want to see old Hollywood heroes tear up the town in a fastpaced, shoot-em-dead flick loaded with its share of wry humour, make The Expendables 2 your choice this weekend. Just don’t expect much more than that. HB

Dir: Woody Allen; US/ Ita comedy, 2012, 102 mins; Woody Allen, Alison Pill, Judy Davis, Jesse Eisenberg, Alec Baldwin, Penelope Cruz, Ellen Page, Alessandra Mastronardi, Carol Alt, Roberto Benigni This film may not be a reinvention of the Woody wheel, but compared with most romcoms out this summer, it is almost a masterpiece. MW

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 13 SEPTEMBER - WEDNESDAY 19 SEPTEMBER 2012 All times are subject to change Total Recall (11) without notice; consult 10:00-12:45-15:30-18:50-21:30 www.kino.dk for confirmation. The Watch (15) 12:00-14:20-16:40-18:40-21:00

PALADS

Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 21 Jump Street (11) 19:00 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2D (15) 19:00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2D (11) 18:30-20:45 Bachelorette (3) 12:15-14:30-16:45-19:00-21:20 The Bourne Legacy (15) 10:00-12:45-15:40-18:30-21:30 Brave 3D (7) 12:15-14:30-16:40-18:45-21:00 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 12:00-15:20-19:30-21:10 The Dictator (11) 18:40-21:20 The Expendables 2 (15) 10:00-14:15-16:30-18:50-21:30 Magic Mike (15) 11:30-13:50-16:20-19:00-21:20 Men in Black III 2D (11) 21:20 Prometheus 2D (15) 21:20 Step Up: Revolution (7) 12:10-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:20 Ted (11) 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:10-21:40

KINOPALÆET

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GRAND TEATRET

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TELEVISION

14 - 20 September 2012

PICK O THE W F EEK

Life’s Too Short

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SV1, Sat 22:25

IT’S A BOLD move calling your new series the most common answer to the question “Do you watch TV?” (it normally transpires they watch entire seasons online), but the creators of Life’s Too Short have never shied away from a fight, mercilessly deposing of any TV executive who gets in their way to pursue their vision. Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant can do no wrong in many people’e eyes, and even if you dislike their humour, you can’t deny their prolificacy in a world where successful people often rest on their laurels. Their 2011 series is an Extras companion piece, complete with the customary real-life cameos (including Gervais and Merchant), depicting the struggles faced by a dwarf actor in the industry.

Critics have accused the pair of being on autopilot. The Guardian found it “little more than a predictable checklist of taboos and social faux pas”; the Independent called it “shoddily derivative”. However, others commended the creators’ judgement, feeling they could easily have overreached – and the show has actually done better in the US than the tall poppy syndrome-infected UK. Still, the pair should try dealing with the bitter critics and meddling executives in Myanmar, like Australian publisher Ross Dunkley, who owns 49 percent of the country’s leading newspaper, The Myanmar Times. In Dancing with Dictators (DR2, Wed 23:00) we follow his battle with censorship, a repressive state, his board and wrongful imprisonment for an alleged assault.

Crossing the border, China: Triumph and Turmoil is a new series made by Britain’s Channel 4 that speculates on how’s China’s future is the world’s future. Elsewhere, Waking the Dead spin-off The Body Farm stars Tara Fitzgerald and Keith Allen; there’s another chance to see quirky BritTV3 Puls, Tue 22:00 Life’s Too Short ish sitcom Psychoville (BBC Ent, Mon 22:45); Desperate Housewives (TV2, Wed 20:35) is back for an eighth season; Stars of The Silver Screen (DRK, Tue 18:20) is a 13-episode series that kicks things off with Marilyn Monroe; The Dancing Detective (SV1, Tue 22:00) follows a PI who wants to be the next Indian Idol; and don’t miss Pink Floyd’s 1975 performance of Wish you were here (SV2, Sat 19:00). BEN HAMILTON DR2, Thu 20:45 The Body Farm

TV3+, Tue 19:30 Champions League: Real Madrid vs Manchester City

FILM O THE W F EEK

DR1, Fri 21:15 Couples Retreat

Friday 14

Saturday 15

Sunday 16

Monday 17

Tuesday 18

Wednesday 19

Thursday 20

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote (US crime series, 1986) 21:25-23:15 Couples Retreat (US com, 2009) Vince Vaughn 23:15-00:50 Anacondas (US thriller, 2004)

19:05-20:00 James May’s Toy Stories (UK doc series, 2009) 20:00-20:50 Matador (Dan drama, 1978) Jørgen Buckhøj 22:20-00:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (UK crime series, 2000) David Suchet

19:00-20:00 Nature’s Great Events (UK nature series, 2009)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:15 Whitechapel (UK thriller series, 2008) Rupert Penry-Jones, Philip Davis 23:15-00:15 Accused (UK drama series, 2010)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:30 Line of Duty (UK crime series, 2012) 23:40-00:50 Rebus (UK crime series, 2007) Ken Stott

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-00:00 Agatha Christie’s Marple (UK crime series, 2010) Julia McKenzie

19:05-20:00 Sherlock Holmes (UK crime series, 1986) 20:00-21:50 Grey Owl (UK/Can drama, 1999) Pierce Brosnan

18:40-19:30 Hugh’s Chicken Run (UK doc, 2008)

20:00-20:30 Food Factory (UK food series, 2012) 21:00-21:45 Scott & Bailey (UK crime series, 2011) 21:45-22:00 River Cottage 23:30-00:20 The Trial (Ire doc, 2009)

17:55-18:50 Murder in the Snow (UK doc, 2008) 19:10-20:00 Orbit (UK science, 2012) 23:00-23:45 China - Triumph and Turmoil (UK doc series, 2012) 23:45-00:35 Undercover Mosque (UK doc, 2008)

19:10-20:00 Orbit 20:55-22:30 Knuckle (UK/Ire doc, 2011) 23:30-00:15 Robochick and the Bionic Boy (UK doc, 2008)

18:45-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Planet of the Apemen (UK science, 2011) 23:00-23:55 Dancing with Dictators (US doc, 2011) 22:55-00:20 The Daily Show

17:55-18:55 King George and Queen Mary (UK doc, 2012) 19:05-20:00 Planet of the Apemen (UK science doc, 2011) 20:45-21:45 The Body Farm (UK crime series, 2011) Tara Fitzgerald 21:45-22:30 Taggart

17:05-18:00 Friends 23:20-01:10 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (US action, 2003) Sean Connery

00:00-01:15 The Man (US action, 2005) Samuel L Jackson

20:00-20:50 Lie to Me (US crime series, 2010) Tim Roth 21:00-22:40 Wild Hogs (US com, 2007) John Travolta

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Bodies (UK reality series, 2012) 23:25-00:15 World’s Scariest (US doc series, 2012)

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Fat Bodies Revisits (UK reality series, 2011) 23:25-00:15 World’s Scariest

17:00-18:00 Friends 20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives (US drama series, 2011) Season 8 premiere 22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Fat Bodies Revisits 23:25-00:35 World’s Scariest

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:30-23:25 Embarrassing Old Bodies (UK reality series, 2010) 23:25-00:35 World’s Scariest

18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:45 Friends 19:45-22:30 Saving Private Ryan (US drama, 1998) Tom Hanks 22:30-00:10 The Number 23 (US thriller, 2007) Jim Carrey

18:35-19:20 King of Queens 19:20-20:20 Friends 20:20-21:10 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (UK com show, 2009) 21:10-22:35 Dude, Where’s My Car? (US com, 2000) Ashton Kutcher, Sean William Scott

11:55-21:00 Castle (US crime series, 2011) season four continued

18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication (US com series, 2009)

18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 21:00-21:45 Suburgatory (US com series, 2011) Jane Levy 22:25-23:15 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 23:15-00:00 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:10-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 22:30-23:30 Saturday Night Live (US com program, 2011) 23:35-00:25 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:10-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 21:00-23:05 Deja Vu (US action, 2006) Denzel Washington

17:00-18:00 NCIS 20:00-21:00 NCIS 22:00-00:40 Jurassic Park (US drama, 1993) Sam Neill

21:00-23:40 Jurassic Park 2 (US drama, 1997) Jeff Goldblum 23:40-01:30 Jurassic Park 3 (US drama, 2001) Sam Neill

21:00-23:15 Definitely, Maybe (US romcom, 2008) Ryan Reynolds 23:15-00:20 How I met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:45-00:40 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 21:00-22:00 Gordon Behind Bars (UK reality show, 2011) 23:45-00:40 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-23:00 The Simpsons 23:00-00:00 Blue Mountain State (US com series, 2010)

18:10-20:00 Mr. Bean’s Holiday (UK com series, 2007) Rowan Atkinson 20:00-21:10 Top Gear 21:10-23:45 Space Cowboys (US scifi, 2000) Clint Eastwood 23:45-01:40 Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (US/Ger com, 2006) Jack Black

22:25-05:45 NFL: TBA

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:00 Anger Management 22:00-00:20 Tears of the Sun (US action, 2003) Bruce Willis

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-19:30 The Simpsons 19:30-22:35 Champions League: Real Madrid vs Manchester City followed by delayed coverage of another game

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-19:30 The Simpsons 19:30-01:50 Champions League: Shakhtar Donetsk vs FC Nordsjælland followed by delayed coverage of Barcelona vs Spartak Moskva

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-23:00 16 Blocks (US action, 2006) Bruce Willis 23:00-01:05 Top Gear

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-19:55 Ghost Whisperer 19:55-21:00 Turtle Boy (UK doc) 21:00-21:30 Secrets of Aspen (US doc-soap) 21:30-23:20 The Wedding Weekend (US com, 2008) Molly Shannon

16:50-17:50 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Australia 17:50-18:45 The Listener (Can drama series, 2009) 19:40-21:00 Jono: So What if My Baby is Born Like Me (UK doc) 21:00-23:10 Sweet November (US drama, 2001) Keanu Reeves

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 23:00-23:55 The Biggest Loser (US reality show)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Private Practice 21:55-22:55 House 22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 22:00-22:55 I Am Jazz (UK doc) 23:55-00:50 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:25-22:25 Scouted (US doc series) 22:25-23:20 Pretty Little Liars (US drama series) 23:20-00:10 Grey’s Anatomy

17:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer (US drama series) 19:00-20:00 Numb3rs (US crime series) 21:30-23:10 American Pie (US com, 1999)

18:00-19:00 Numb3rs 19:00-20:00 Alt for Danmark 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:30-23:40 Gran Torino (US drama, 2008) Clint Eastwood

20:00-21:00 Alt for Danmark 22:55-23:50 Criminal Minds 23:50-01:45 Nights in Rodanthe (US/ Aus rom, 2008)

21:00-22:00 Alt for Danmark 22:50-23:40 CSI 23:40-01:30 Criminal Minds

20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:05 A Lot Like Love (US com, 2005) Ashton Kutcher 23:05-00:55 Criminal Minds

21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 22:55-23:50 CSI 23:50-01:40 Criminal Minds

20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:30 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (US action, 1989) Harrison Ford