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Step on through to the blue side CPH Blues Festival G2 www.copenhagenbluesfestival.dk

COPENHAGEN

Directed by Barry McKenna

SEPTEMBER 26th - 30th · 2012

See full programme:

www.copenhagenbluesfestival.dk & www.kultunaut.dk

Krudttønden, Serridslevvej 2, 2100 Kbh. Ø Tickets: dkk 140

3-7 and 9-13 October 2012 Weekdays at 19:30; Saturdays and Sundays at 17:00 www.ctcircle.dk

FESTIVAL Based on the Miramax motion picture by Juliette Towhidi and Tim Firth

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Hellhound on your trail: the titans of blues are here

CONTENTS Performance

This Week

G2-3

Exhibitions

G3-4

Music

G6-7

Lifestyle

G8-9

Kids

Copenhagen Map

G10-11

Food & Drink

G12-13

Classified

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Film

G18-19

Television

G20

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Art Editor Bonnie Fortune

Film Editor Linn Lemhag

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BEN HAMILTON

I’M ALWAYS the last one in the office to complain that it’s cold. “Shut up, you mollycoddled wimp,” “Put a jumper on,” and “Stop dressing like a hooker,” are my usual responses to such a claim, but it is a common one, and working in such an international office, I like to pretend I’m a tolerant man. The Danes are the worst. They practically live at the North Pole, but yet their bodies are tuned to the Tropics. Growing up in Britain, I was forced to wear shorts in all weather until the age of eleven and spent the best part of the preceding years looking for a radiator that actually worked. At Rugby School, Tom Brown cried when he was roasted in front of a fire; at mine that was the equivalent of winning the Hogwart’s Cup. But today, I appreciated it was a bit chilly. So I changed my coat. While I tend to get by

on just one pair of shoes, having summer, autumn and winter coats is a necessity if you don’t want to get caught shivering, sobering up on a street you don’t recognise, at three in the morning, or end up sweating like a pig at the ambassador’s residence after cycling through an unexpected burst of Indian summer in Hellerup. And it goes without saying that it applies to your kids as well. Fortunately Kids Corner this week (see G8) has all the knowhow about equipping your little perishers with the seasonal essentials. And if you fancy saving a few bob, some of the selections in this week’s shopping column (see G9) are second-hand shops that sell kids clothing. Of course, complaining about the temperature is pretty common in blues music – take Stormy Monday’, as performed by BB King (of the whingers) – so the stars of that genre should feel at home when they arrive for next week’s Copenhagen Blues Festival (see G2 for details). Singing the blues, it must be conceded, is a perfectly permissible form of complaining. But then again, I guess I’m just extremely tolerant.

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Copenhagen Blues Festival 2012

Various venues across Greater Copenhagen; starts Wed 26 Sep, ends 30 Sep; tickets 20-275kr (some gigs free), info@ copenhagenbluesfestival.dk; www.copenhagenbluesfestival.dk MAYBE YOU didn’t sleep in the pines last night with the blues falling down like hail. And maybe you don’t have one foot on a banana peel and the other in the grave. I know it’s a century and more since the blues became synonymous with the music of the first generation of African Americans born after emancipation. But though none of us rides in dusty old Jim Crow cars, and ‘Kaffeplantagen’ is a Copenhagen café, metaphorically speaking, you can still have a hellhound on your trail. Not only is the blues an emotion just about as human as they come, it’s also one hell of a musical genre. Now, Copenhagen has got a lot of things going on in the festival department (especially if you include Roskilde), but I think the annual Blues Festival, now in its 12th carnation, is particularly special. The best blues musicians add something to the musical landscape that is both refreshingly candid and wonderfully bad-ass. Arguably, that combination boils down to an essential thing. The chord patterns are durable, verging on timeless, as they cycle elegantly through a sea of stunning, expressive notes. And, without getting too deep or analytical, there’s a dimension of sadness and anxiety, but also hope, flowing from that magical gap between the root chord’s third and minor third notes. So how do you access this terrific musical realm where things are so bad they’re good? You basically stay in town from the 26th to 30th and hit a few bars and music halls. No less than 55 gigs will cater to your every need at 17 different venues – whether that means folk, country or ragtime blues, to say nothing of the other varieties on the programme: acoustic delta, Piedmont-style (aka East Coast blues), West Coast ‘jump and jive’, urban Chicago, funky New Orleans, swampy Mississippi, bristling Texas boogie, power bluesrock and velvety soul-grooves. One of the festival’s goals is to balance the traditional and cutting-edge. This is done by having both legendary old-schoolers and up-and-coming rookies bring their respective chops to the table – often at the same show. Most of the must-hears and international acts will perform downtown at the central venues of Mojo, Huset (that’s in Magstræde) and Amager Bio. The time schedule makes it possible to attend at least two exciting gigs a night – and more if you head out in the afternoon. So don’t stay black and blue where the stars refuse to shine, as the old lyric goes: follow the blood-red river to the rising sun.

Performance Wallman’s Dinner Show

Cirkusbygningen, Jernbanegade 8, 1609 Cph V; performances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; Tickets: adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info.wallmans@wallmans.com; www.wallmans.dk A group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

Tivoli Cabaret

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sat; performances TueThu 20:00, Thu-Sat 20:30; Tickets: 315-415kr; duration: 180 mins, www.tivolicabaret.dk Cabaret at Tivoli is an evening of light-hearted kitsch entertainment. EB

Elvis

Our top picks: David Lindley, Eddie C Campbell and Walter Trout

TOP PICKS:

David Lindley (USA)

Amager Bio; Thu 20:00; tickets 275kr If you missed ‘Mr Dave’ when he visited Copenhagen in 2000, here’s your chance. The 68-year-old multi-instrumentalist defies categorisation by alchemically fusing traditional American blues and music elements from Africa, the Middle East, Asia and Turkey. His inimitable performances feature the old master himself on mandolin, lap steel guitar, sitar, bouzouki, cümbüç, and … Suffice it to say, it’ll be amazing.

Walter Trout (USA)/ Wolf Mail (CAN) double-bill

Amager Bio; Fri Sep 28, 20:00; tickets 250kr Born and raised in New Jersey and a former member of The Canned Heat, Trout was turned on to the guitar after hearing Mike Bloomfield and has played with such legends as John Lee Hooker and Big Mama Thornton. His playing style is characterised by catchy riffs and licks and, as the programme boasts, provides a rich musical experience aimed at your soul, heart and feet. For the guitar fans out there, Wolf Mail is definitely a must-see. Affectionately nicknamed ‘the missing link between Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughan’, he launched his career while still a teenager in the ’90s with a ten-year tour of the US. His sound is a combination of rock, traditional blues and soul, highlighted by a remarkable singing voice and jaw-dropping guitar skills.

Eddie C Campbell (USA)

Husets Café; Fri Sep 28, 20:00, tickets 150kr Born in Mississippi in ’39, the ‘King of West Side Funk Blues’ learned to play the guitar as an eight-year-old in a rough Chicago neighbourhood. He was motivated, incredibly, by Muddy Waters’ promise to take him on stage when he’d learned to NEW

Bådteatret, Nyhavn 16Z, Cph K; Mon 20:00; tickets: 100kr; www.festival.goldendays.dk This show tries to picture the more intimate and conflicting nature of Elvis Presley, stuck in his image and in the media circus. MAR

Bastard – a family chronicle

Fælledparken, Cph Ø; ends Sun, performances Mon-Sat 20:00; Tickets: 185kr, www. billeten.dk; www.bastard.is A play with a title like ‘Bastard’ just screams family dysfunction. and this doesn’t disappoint. Written by Hollywood scriptwriter Richard La Gravenese, in collaboration with director Gisli Orn Gardasson. EB

Messias

play. At the age of 12 – and ever since – he’s been a blues musician to reckon with, with a career that’s a who’s-who of the Chicago blues scene. One of the last postwar blues greats, Campbell is known for his original catalogue, his deep sound, the reverb cranked way up, and not least his trusted purple Fender Jazzmaster. ALSO RECOMMENDED:

Mighty Mo Rodgers (USA)

Husets Café; Thu 20:00; tickets: 150kr It was in Indiana, the steel town of East Chicago, that Mighty Mo Rodgers first became inspired by blues and jazz performers. Nowadays, Rodgers takes inspiration from blues and rock, combining soulful, gritty vocals with driving rhythms. His blues debut album, Blues Is My Wailin’ Wall, has received a Handy Awards nomination.

James Harman (USA)

Mojo; Fri Sep 28, 22:00; tickets: 100kr James Harman calls himself “your full service bluesman since 1962”. He certainly has the experience behind him. As a young man, Harman slipped into a Florida nightclub wearing a fake moustache and became totally seduced by the blues scene. Since then, he has had over 30 releases on different labels and toured in 23 countries.

Mem Shannon + The Membership Band (USA)

Husets Café; Sat Sep 29, 20:00; tickets: 200kr By the age of 15, Mem Shannon could play the guitar and clarinet, but it was seeing BB King perform that spurred Shannon to take his own musical career seriously. Mem Shannon + The Membership Band formed in the early 1990s and Shannon’s experience driving taxis in the 1980s inspired their first album, A Cab Driver’s Blues.

Gamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv 9, Cph K; ends Sep 30, performances at 19:30 on Fri, Tue & Thu, 15:00 at Sun; Tickets: from 695kr; Duration: 110 mins; in English with Danish supertitles; www.kglteater.dk Most people know Georg Friedrich Händel’s Messias from traditional concerts around Christmas time. The story is about the life of Jesus from life to death. Händel wrote Messias in just 24 days, yet it is probably his most celebrated work. Australian theatre director David Freedman is behind this particular interpretation. Freedman works in an interesting way, allowing his actors to use improvisation to develop their characters. EB

KASPER R GULDBERG

Tivoli Pantomime Theatre

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sun; free after entry to Tivoli The following pantomimes are all being shown at Tivoli: Cassander as a Cooper and Harlequin Skeleton. Check its website for performance details. SM

The Golden Cockerel (Den gyldne hane)

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Oct 26, performances at 20:00 on Sat, Wed; tickets 95795kr; introduction 45 mins before every performance in the foyer by the first floor bar (in Danish); www.kglteater.dk Alexander Pushkin’s poem The Golden Cockerel was made int an opera by Russian composer Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov in 1909. It promises to be a visually appealing performance. FBP

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21 - 27 September 2012 Christiania’s 41st Birthday

Christiania venues Loppen, Operaen, Nemoland & Cafe Månefiskeren; all day Wed; most events are free THE FREETOWN of Christiania, or ‘Staden’ as your average Copenhagener would call it. Thirty-four acres worth of liberal, laid-back, hash-tolerant Copenhagen. A good 41 years (give or take a few days) after its founding, Christiania’s familiar threedot flag still billows convincingly in the mild September wind. In spite of numerous disputes over land-ownership claims and the more recent issue of escalating tensions between cannabis pushers, Christiania’s status as an autonomous borough of Copenhagen has rarely looked more secure than it does at the moment, a fact that many Copenhageners are no doubt quite enthused about. Last year’s 40th anniversary celebrations were quite the marquee event, emphasised all the more by the creation of the crucial Christianiafonden; a fund that was set up to generate the 76 million kroner needed for Christiania’s residents to legally purchase the government-owned land on which the borough lies. This year’s shenanigans do not look as grand nor as large as last year’s, but there is plenty to celebrate all the same.

Martin Rode & Sally Vox & Jake Juke & B Days Medley & DJ Hvad

Loppen Loppen has played host to far more eye-catching line-ups in the past, but what the heck, it’ll probably be fun all the same. Hiphop producer Jake Juke will raise quite a few right-wing eyebrows with his pro-Christiania lyrics and hefty beats, whilst the erratic DJ Hvad is sure to spice things up with his satirical show.

De Splittergale & Hans Nørlund + Jørgen Thomsen

Operaen Christiania’s most intimate venue should be packed to the brim on the 26th. De Splittergale, or The Barmy Troupe as they are known in English, are a large troupe of performers who’ll use anything from pots and pans to plastic bags and scrubbing boards in their intriguing blend of gypsyinfluenced circus music. Many of the troupe’s members have gone through psychiatric therapy at some point, and their live show is in some ways a lively portrayal of this. If Balkan-esque accordionheavy music that sounds a bit out of sync, but is great fun to dance to, is your thing, Operaen is definitely the venue to check out on the day.

Tu t a n k h a m o n : Tomb and Treasures

Exhibitions Everything Louder than Everything Else/Acid Reflux NEW

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V; starts Sep 21, ends Oct 20; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:0016:00; www.mohs.dk Danish artist Rose Eken finds inspiration in the excess of rock music drums, electric guitars, and light shows. American artist Zach Johnsen’s drawings and paintings comment on the excesses of contemporary consumer culture. BF

Paper Match

Here’s a brief run-through of what to expect from this year’s birthday festivities.

NEW

Lodret Vandret, Halmlageret, Ny Carlsbergvej 84, Cph V; starts Sep 21, ends Oct 13; open Tue-Sat 14:00-18:00; www.lodretogfriends.com This huge group exhibition in the old Carlsberg factory building features artists working with paper in diverse formats from paper sculpture to drawings on paper. Johan Rosenmunthe and Wendy Plovmand curated this exhibition, which features 34 artists, including Christina Malbek, Jonas Hvid Søndergaard, Mie Mørkeberg, Rose Eken, Theis Wendt, Tomas Lagermand Lundme, Tove Storch, and Yvette Brackman. BF

NEW

Malmö Arena, Mässgatan 6, Malmö; started Sep 15, ends Feb 17; open Mon-Fri 10:00-18:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; Sat-Sun 10:0017:00; Tickets: 165kr (MonFri), 195kr (Sat-Sun);, www. tutankhamon.dk This exhibition features Egyptian artefacts from the famous Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamon. These artefacts were discovered in 1922 by British archaeologist Howard Carter. BF

Arbejdsmark

NEW

Galleri Tom Christoffersen, Skindergade 5, Cph K; starts Sep 21, ends Oct 20; open WedFri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.tomchristoffersen.dk Danish artist Christian Vind will present new work in this solo exhibition. Vind works with paper collage, book arts, and mixed media in his art practice. Humour and art history are sources of inspiration for the young artist. BF

Group Show

NEW

Gallery Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, Cph S; starts Sep 21, ends Oct 27; open Thu-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilarsolsen.com Elisabeth Tourbro curated this group exhibition. It features several outstanding Copenhagen-based artists who have exhibited their work internationally – including work about complicated issues like international adoption and dual national identity. Artists include: Lillibeth Quenca, Jane Jin Kaisen, Kristoffer Ørum, André Bojen, and Dorte Jelstrup. BF

The freetown knows how to turn on the style for a celebration

Von Dü

NemoLand Nemoland has been known to host a mix of unknown and established acts in Christiania in the past. Located on the fringes of the Green Light district, Nemoland’s stage is to Christiania what the Orange Stage is to Roskilde Festival, albeit on a far smaller scale of course. The main highlight of the entertainment this year will be Von Dü’s

India Art: Now NEW

Arken Museum of Contemporary Art, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; started Aug 18, ends 13 Jan; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; Tickets: 95kr, concessions 75kr, under-18s free adm; www. arken.dk A new survey exhibition exploring contemporary art in India, featuring 13 of India’s bestknown artists and art groups. Participants include: Rina Banerjee, Hemali Bhuta, Ravinder Reddy, and the artist duo Thukral & Tagra. BF

Disappearing into the past

NEW

Martina Asbæk Gallery, Bredgade 23, Cph K ; started Sep 13, ends Oct 20, open Tue-Fri, 11:00-18:00, Sun 11:00-16:00; www.martinasbaek.com An exhibition of the work of photographer Astrid Kruse Jensen, whose vivid prints of lightning will have you reaching to pull the duvet over your head. MAR

Paradise

Galerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; ends Oct 6; open TueFri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0014:00; www. galeriepi.dk Adrian R Perdomo’s paintings are colorful abstractions of organic shapes. BF

performance on Nemoland’s homely stage. The lively nineman reggae orchestra received quite a hiding from music critics for their recently released album, Beskidte Tanker, which is unfortunately far from impressive. This notwithstanding, they remain a decent live act, and their rock-meets-reggae fusion is sure to light a few sparks and suit the Nemoland stage quite well.

Modelling Agency: Inside the Curator’s Studio

IMO, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 13; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.imo-projects.com Janus Høm and Martyn Reynolds explore the boundaries between artistic and curatorial practice, creating a hybrid that uses the best tools from each. LD

Self-Portrait

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 95kr, under-18s free adm; www. louisiana.dk An exhibition of over 100 examples of artists working with selfportraiture in the 20th century. Artists like Picasso, Dalí, Kahlo, Warhol, Basquiat, and Mapplethorpe are included. BF

Kirkeby Epiphany

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; tickets: 75kr; www. glyptoteket.com Per Kirkeby, one of Denmark’s greatest abstract masters, brings a selection of works ranging from 1981 to the present day. DS

Rost

Andersen’s Contemporary, Amager Strandvej 50b, Cph S; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.andersenscontemporary.dk Daniel Lergon presents nine works painted with water on pulverised iron applied to canvas, which gives them a rusty weathered effect. LD

ConNection (King G, Chen, K Tattz, and Miss Reyes) & Mamut Is In Love & Spoket + Mambe & Son of Sun + The Bombasquad & Von Daler + Low Pressure

Cafe MåneFiskeren The aptly named Moon Fisher Cafe is a lot more laidback than other music spots in Christiania. Von Daler & Low Pressure are the sort of band that fit the bill as far as playing at MåneFisk-

eren is concerned. Expect deep, deep dub that’ll send you into a pleasant comatose. Mamut is in Love are another name to watch out for at this venue, with their catchy electronic sounds that sound remotely like bands such as The Knife and Coco Rosie.

ALLAN MUTUKU-KORTBÆK

Shipwrecks

Narcissus

Bendixen Contemporary Art, Palægade 5, Cph K; ends Sep 22, Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.bendixenart.dk This exhibition recalls places somehow related to a frontier between land and sea, which metaphorically represent the separation between nature and mankind. LD

SSkrøbeligt fasthold

Prospect Point

ZZzzzZZzzz/Shoboshobo

A Clan of Boats

Compost Three in 1

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Sep 22, open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.plgallery.dk Julie Boserup’s works can best be described as architectural photo collages, in which new pictures of houses and large buildings have been cut through, turned upside down, edited and then put together in a different way. LD Faurschou Foundation, Klubiensvej 11, Cph Ø; ends Dec 7; open Tue-Fri 11:0017:00; www.faurschou.com Chinese artist Cai Guo-Qiang has been invited to create new versions of his signature gunpowder drawings based on Danish history. The opening of the exhibition last week marked the opening of the gallery. BF

Gallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Oct 17; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00; www. galleryb15.dk Danish painter Malte Fisker presents new work in this solo exhibition. Fisker’s paintings are muted studies in abstraction. BF Clausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; ends Sep 29, open Tue-Sat 11:0017:00; www.clausenskunsthandel.dk There’s a very gentle touch to Elsa Nielsen’s work, which includes watercolours of glass objects and pencil-like drawings of people. LD KRETS, Kristianstadsgatan 16, Malmö, SE; ends Oct 7; open Weds 17:00-20:00. Fri 14:00-17:00, Sat-Sun 12:0015:00; www.krets.info ShoboShobo is the alter-ego of French artist Mehdi Hercberg. In this exhibition, the artist works with gigantic sculpture inspired by carnival, circus, and festival culture. BF Galleri Bie & Vadstrup, Sølvgade 26 K, Cph K; ends Sep 29; open Wed-Thu 14:00-17:00,Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.bie-vadstrup.com Experience this unique setting of three exhibitions in one as they wind in and out among each other. Themes of landscape and oil paintings shift throughout the exhibition. LD

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LARS NORDMAND

Celebrating their freedom

EXHIBITIONS

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Exhibitions Rokoko-Mania

Designmuseum Danmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Sep 23; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.designmuseum.dk A look at contemporary art and design trends in dialogue with 17th century crafts in the rococo style. BF Dexter Bang Sinister Kunsthal Charlottenborg; ends Oct 21; tickets: 60kr, concessions 40kr; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Inspired by research into 1960s psychedelic visual culture. BF

Forms of Knowledge

Salon at GL Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www.glstrand.dk Morten Steen Hebsgaard’s installation is inspired by the ideas of Friedrich Fröbels (1782-1852), the German pedagogue who came up with the concept of the kindergarten. BF

Modernisme and Guldalder

Nivaagaards, Malerisamling, Gl Strandvej 2, Nivå; ends Jan 1; open Tue-Fri 12:0016:00, Wed 12:00-20:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00; entry 70kr, concessions 50kr, under-18s free adm; www.nivaagaard.dk Johannes Hage Nivaagaard and Knud W Jensen Louisana both started their own museums and built an impressive collection of Danish and foreign art. LD

Matisse: Doubles and Variations

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Oct 28; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65 kr, under18s free adm; www.smk.dk This exhibition presents the work of painter Henri Matisse. BF

Still here now

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V, ends Nov 26, open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk A group exhibition in collaboration with MOHS Exhibit in Vesterbro. This exhibition includes 15 artists predominantly from New York. BF

Skabt af tiden

Nationalmuseet, Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; ends Sep 30; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; www.natmus.dk Some 28 artists and writers are making work that focuses on historical treasures in National Museum’s permanent collection. BF

21 - 27 September 2012 François Boucher

Danh Vo: We the People

Gl Holtegaard, Attemose vej 170, Gl Holte; ends Nov 4; Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www. glholtegaard.dk The exhibition includes 70 works of the French artist François Boucher. LD

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

Per Bak Jensen & Per Inge Bjørlo

Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard. com Per Bak Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. BF

Show Me Your Model

Danish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open MonSun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:0021:00; Tickets: 40kr, concessions 25kr, under-15s free adm; www.dac.dk Visit architectural models of different scales, experiencing the architectural process in a new and different way. BF

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, SatSun 11:00-18:00; www.louisiana.dk This exhibition opens a new series focused on architecture, culture and identity. From cuisine to design, Nordic ideas and trends are of international interest. BF

Amorphous

Galleri Claus Christensen, Gl. Mønt, Cph K; ends Sep 28, open daily 11:30-17:30; www.gallericlauschristensen.dk This exhibition by Anders Brinch consists of new paintings and ceramics and a series of mini intaglio. LD

Sense of Furniture

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue 10:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk This exhibition celebrates the centenary of the birth of Danish furniture designer Finn Juhl. BF

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Edward Kienholz: Five Car Stud

Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Oct 21, open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00; www.kunsthallennikolaj.dk/en Nine international contemporary artists reflect on alternatives to our usual ways of expressing ourselves, across a variety of different mediums. LD

Digesting Europe piece by piece

Traneudstillingen, Gentofte Hovedbibliotek, Ahlmanns Allé 6, Hellerup; ends Oct 13, open Mon-Fri 10:0019:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. genbib.dk The focus is on both historical and current cultural identity in Latin America. LD

Unfinished Journeys

Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:0020:00; tickets: 60kr, members free; www.glstrand.dk This exhibition focuses on communities in relation to the impact of globalisation on local and global communities. LD

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; Open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Tickets 95kr, Concessions 85kr, Under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk Edward Kienholz’s artwork has a rebellious, provocative and aggressive feel to it. It revisits the racism that was common in America in the not so distant past. LD

It Comes in Waves

Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.nilsstaerk.dk Matthew Ronay presents oppositions such as male-female, life-death, life-darkness and reality-unreality. LD

Litmus Test

V1 Gallery, Flæsketorvet 69-71, Cph V; ends Sep 29; open WedFri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.v1gallery.com Photographs from Ed Templeton’s trip to Russia in 2007 that pick up on the social differences of the people and places. LD

Some Boarded Up Houses

Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Tue-Fri 12:0017:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www. nicolaiwallner.com Joachim Koester presents photos of boarded-up houses from around the US that depict the current economic turmoil. LD

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The Temper Trap Store Vega Sunday 20:00; Tickets 220kr www.billetlugen.dk www.thetempertrap.com

F YOU HAVE ever watched ‘Neighbours’ or ‘Home and Away’, you have probably heard a Temper Trap song. If you have ever bought a Chrysler, Peugeot or a Toyota Yaris, you have probably heard a Temper Trap song. And if the face of L’Oreal, Claudia Schiffer, looks better than ever, it might be because of a Temper Trap song.

Reading between the lines, this Australian band appear to be massive sellouts – or massively successful. The indie five-piece, originally from Melbourne, established themselves in 2005 and have since released two albums. Their debut, Conditions, which was recorded with Arctic Monkeys producer Jim Abbiss, went platinum in Australia and gold in the UK in 2009. ‘Sweet Disposition’, the stand-out single, found its way into a bunch of popular television shows and films. Off the back of their first album’s success, the band spent three years in hotel rooms, playing to some huge crowds on the festival circuit. At Splendour in the Grass, a music festival held on the east coast of Australia, they played in

front of 20,000 people – and that’s an intimate audience compared with the 100,000-strong stadium crowd they will meet at the Australian Rules Football Grand Final at the end of the month. The group’s five members – Dougy Mandagi (vocals), Jonathon Aherne (bass guitar), Toby Dundas (drums), Lorenzo Sillitto (lead guitar) and Joseph Greer (keyboard) – are well-equipped for pumping out a big sound, and their widespread appeal and commercial success bodes well for a stadium setting. Returning to the studio recently, The Temper Trap recorded their second album in Los Angeles with Beck collaborator Tony Hoffer. Lead singer Mandagi had just come out of a relationship when they wrote the album, and four

or five of the tracks are ‘heartbreak’ songs, doing no favours for their growing reputation as soft-rockers. The selftitled offering – released earlier this year – went gold in the band’s home country. From starting out in Melbourne, recording in the US, and now calling London home, the band is racking up their share of frequent flier miles. And displacement is also a recurring theme in their songs. “I definitely went through phases where the only place I felt like I belonged was on the road, on the stage, in a bus,” said Indonesianborn frontman Mandagi. “Being on the road gave me a sense of purpose. I love it and there’s no place I’d rather be, but at the same time it can be lonely. That’s all ammo for me as a lyricist.”

Aside from emo-ammo, the band took some writing gunpowder from their experience during the London riots last year. Anyone would presume that such anarchy is a likely catalyst for inspired song writing, but a review in the Guardian tore apart the band’s attempt (‘London’s Burning’). “The sense of a band who felt impelled to write about the riots without first checking whether or not they had anything to say about the riots is hard to miss,” the reviewer wrote. But reviews are, of course, subjective. Leave your prejudices at the door and decide for yourself.

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Mick Harvey

Lille Vega; 21:00; 150kr Multi-instrumentalist Harvey has been Cave’s collaborator since the very beginning, playing with The Boys Next Door, The Birthday Party and, of course, The Bad Seeds. Mounting atmospheric, timeless keyboard sequences on top of Cave’s narratives, Harvey is to Cave what Johnny Marr was to Morrissey. Releasing his sixth solo album last year, Sketches from the Book of the Dead (2011), his enthralling poetry takes a similar line to that which we hear in Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – melancholic verses neatly paired with slow-evolving balladic-like chords – and will be music to the ears of Cave’s fans.

Review CPH Chamber Music Festival Venues include: Konservatoriets Koncertsal, Den Sorte Diamant, Mogens Dahl Koncertsal & Rundetaarn; starts Wed, ends Sep 30; concert tickets between 95-170kr, lectures are free; www.billetlugen. dk; www.ccmf.dk

OLLOWING last year’s debut and success, the Copenhagen Chamber Music Festival is ready to become an established annual event, once again presenting an ambitious programme and an impressive line-up of musicians. The aim of the festival is, according to the initiators and organisers, the piano trio, Trio con Brio (Jens Elvekjær, Soo-Kyung Hong and Soo-Jin Hong), to enlighten the audience about the multi-faceted nature of chamber music, and there are free master classes at the Royal Academy of

Islands

Loppen; 21:00; 100kr Following the break-up of the quirky lo-fi indie set The Unicorns, lead vocalist Nick Diamonds and drummer Jaime Thompson set up Islands, a psychedelic project with a similar set of qualities. Forming in 2005, the Canadian duo – with a floating line-up of session musicians and guest appearances on their records – can now consider themselves established. Their dreamy hit ‘Hallways’ from their latest record A Sleep & A Forgetting (2012) is currently dominating British radio airtime.

Music as well as an introduction to chamber music by Valdemar Lønsted, a journalist, writer and lecturer. The programme is also intended to highlight the development of chamber music and the different interpretations of chamber music that the composers have graced us with. With renowned international names such as the German piano quartet, Fauré Quartet, the Austrian violinist Benjamin Schmid, the Russian violist Tatjana Masurenko, the Finish clarinettist Olli Leppäniemi and the Canadian/ Japanese violinist Karen Gomyo on board, there’s plenty here to excite classical fans. TOP PICKS: The Three Bs Mogens Dahl Koncertsal, Snorresgade 22, Cph S: Thu (Sep 27) 20:00 No not Bach, but Beethoven, Bruch and Brahms. String Trio in G-major, op. 9/1, an early piece by Beethoven, has confidence and a sort of playful

Gallows

Lille Vega; 20:00; 130kr The British punk band set out to revive England’s proud punk roots with their rough garage punk style. Taking inspiration from The Sex Pistols and The Clash, their confrontational, antisocial music turned a generation to Dr Martins and torn denim. Not surprisingly, they fast became the darlings of rock magazines such as Kerrang! But since signing to Warner Bros Records, the cash has started to have an influence, Americanising their sound in the process. Their bass-lines have become heavier, their vocals have transformed into vulgar screams and even drum-pedals have started appearing on their sets.

sound to it. This is followed by excerpts of a more experimental yet beautiful nature from Bruch’s Acht Stücke for the clarinet, viola and piano, op. 83. Brahms’s Piano Quintet in fminor, op. 34 closes the concert on a more solemn yet dramatic note. This is the safe but by no means boring choice of the festival. Under the Sky Rundetaarn, Købmagergade 52A, Cph K; 28 Sep, 22:00 This concert promises stargazing and quiet thoughtful music. The Fauré Quartet will delight us with Brahms’s 3rd mov. Andante from Piano Quartet in cminor and the peaceful Andante Cantabile by Tchaikovsky. So invite your date for some late evening stargazing and accessible chamber music at the Roundtower. ALSO RECOMMENDED: The End of Time Den Sorte Diamant, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; 28 Sep, 17:00

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KB18; 21:00; 167kr The Scottish four-piece’s debut record, Hats Off to the Buskers, entered the UK album charts at number one in 2007. Put on the fast-track by the label 1965 Records – led by James Endeacott who’d worked with The Strokes and The Libertines – they were shipped off to the States with expectations they’d become the new leading indie-rock outfit. Their new record, Cheeky for a Reason (2012), has all the makings of an indie-rock great and still appeals to the rebellious teenage crowd running against dream-wave pop and the likes of Goyte, but it’s not looking like the Dundee quartet are going to top The Strokes.

The title of this concert might seem a bit on the gloomy side, and that’s a fair assumption: both masterpieces on the evening’s programme were written in 1940, during the Second World War, by Shostakovich and Messiaen. Attend this concert because like all great music, this allows you to get a real sense of the period the music was written in, and all the hardship and confusion at that time. Opening Concert Konservatoriets Koncertsal, Julius Thomsensgade 1, Frederiksberg; Wed 19:30 This concert offers two Russian heavyweights, Stravinsky and Tchaikovsky, and French Fauré’s well-known Piano Quartet in c-minor. Tchaikovsky’s Souvenir de Florence for a string sextet is a guaranteed pleasure to listen to and Stravinsky’s L’histoire du Soldat for a clarinet, violin and piano – though unmistakably Stravinsky – is actually rather accessible and fun to listen to. SOFIE GRAVERS JACOBSEN

Japandroids

Pumpehuset; 21:00; 140kr Hailing from Vancouver, the garage rock duo – comprised of Brian King and David Prowse – emerged with their debut, PostNothing, in 2009, which was followed by a 200-show tour that saw their popularity soar sky-high. Still holding fast to the simple drum and guitar set-up, their ballsy third record, Celebration Rock (2012), has been given the thumbs up by Pitchfork. Brimming with crowd pleasers – ‘The House That Heaven Built’ and ‘The Nights of Wine and Roses’ have to be up there – they’ve bought into everything that’s made the duo a band: lewd riffs, pseudo-metal elements and rough production.

Nightlife Frankie Teardrop

Ideal Bar; Fri 22:00; free adm Frankie Teardrop, a weekly club night that celebrates the rock of ages, is a hang-out spot where nostalgic hipsters get their kicks. Taking a different musical decade each week, a collective of resident house DJs – also known for playing at the various night venues spread across the city – deliver iconic tunes. A must for any new students in town who own a Strokes LP.

Alan Fitzpatrick

KB18; Fri 22:00; 100kr Drawing in crowds at Germany’s Tresor Club, Incognito Los Angeles and the Netherlands’ Solar Festival, Alan Fitzpatrick is truly a global DJ. Making the transition from small-time techno DJ to international name has happened over the course of the past five years, and Fitzpatrick has a voracious appetite for hunting down new talent – as testified in his BBC

We Were Promised Jetpacks

Pumpehuset; 21:00; 160kr The Glaswegian outfit made roads into the industry with their debut, These Four Walls (2009), which sold the band as a disillusioned post-punk act buying into a similar sound as Jimmy Eat World. Failing to keep up the momentum for their follow-up record, In The Pit of the Stomach (2011) yields only contrived, run-of-the-mill numbers kitted out with orderly melodies and controlled choruses. In a word, it’s a flat record failing to rouse the noise needed to it what it so desperately strives to be: anthemic rock. DANIEL VAN DER NOON

Radio 1 session last year – and his smooth brand of techno, which is now considered the gold standard.

Levon Vincent

Culture Box; Sat 23:00; 70kr Hailing from New York, Vincent, and his alternative, antiEuropean style of house, has edged his way on to the continent’s electronic music scene in recent years. Importing his spacey style of deep house, equipped with synth manoeuvres and fluid beats, Vincent has heavily involved himself with Berlin’s Ostgut Ton label and the well-known Berghain club night. Attracting international talent, week in week out, Culture Box is undoubtedly the number one spot for techno and house music and will once again become the venue of choice for the club crowd during the winter months.

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This section was contributed by Sally McWilliam, who has lived in Copenhagen for four years with her family. During this time, she has established a website, www.scandineighbour.com, in which describes many of the wonderful places to visit within the region. Sally is also a co-founder and author of the new English blog for Aarstiderne, www.soiltostove.com.

KIDS CORNER

I NOTICED the first trees were beginning to turn last week as I made my way home through the forest. It won’t be long before the pavements are strewn with golden leaves and fresh shiny conkers waiting to be gathered by eager hands. Do you remember as a child seeing a large pile of leaves as an opportunity too good to miss? My own children are much the same. They run towards the carefully gathered piles with abandon, kicking and throwing and generally hooting with joy at the innocent childhood pastime. Of course as their parent I also notice whether the leaves are wet/muddy/in a puddle etc etc and try to dress them appropriately in anticipation. Shorts are beginning to look like a bad idea, and the list of weatherappropriate clothing looms ever longer now that we head back to colder times. September and October are months for sorting through closets, clearing out the old and too small and preparing for the annual ‘winter clothing’ trek to the shops. We need, to begin with at least, a decent rainsuit: generally trousers and jacket with wellingtons (gum boots) to match. This will be followed by a warm comforting snowsuit and the ubiquitous snow boots. All topped off with enough changes of clothing to deal with even the most adventurous of children as they continue their play outside throughout the seasons. But where to buy? There are plenty of shops in the city that offer the full array of winter clothes to suit a whole range of budgets: from the new children’s department at Illum’s to second-hand shops specialising in good quality children’s wear. As they say in the Nordics, “there’s no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing”. How prepared are you?!

Events Arthur Guinness Day NEW at the Irish Rover Strøget 46, Cph K; Thu (Sep 27), open until late, kitchen open 10:0022:00; www.theirishrover. dk Start Arthur Guinness Day with Arthur’s Irish breakfast and a pint of Guinness for 100kr between 10am and 12pm, and thereafter for the same price, Arthur’s Irish stew and a Guinness. Enjoy music from 4pm courtesy of the Deano Paddy Band, and then from 10pm by The Rovers Band. Enter the raffle and win a return flight to Dublin, which includes free entry to the Guinness brewery. The draw is at 11pm and you must be present to win! Arthur Guinness Day NEW at the Globe Norregade, Cph K; Thu (Sep 27), from 17:00 until late; www.theglobe.dk The Globe is hosting a whopper of a party including live music, festive food especially designed for Arthur Guinness Day, a complimentary Guinness for the toast at 17:59pm. and competitions and prizes including a chance to win a trip to Dublin. As the pub says: “Party like it’s 1759!”

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Den Blå Ballon Viborggade 2, 2100 Cph S; kundeservice@villakulla.dk, 3526 8026; www. denblåballon.dk Sells a selection of new and second-hand clothing for children including some funky Danish brands. Mini a Ture www.miniature.dk/overtoj Award-winning Danish children’s wear brand that can be found everywhere. They offer a good quality range of outdoor clothing that lasts the distance especially if you buy a size up. Winter jackets from 799kr. Magasin Stores in Kongens Nytorv, Fields or Lyngby; www.magasin.dk Magasin department store has a good children’s department offering a number of brand names. It’s a one-stop shop for snowsuits, coats and boots. Sostjernen Østerbrogade 50, Cph Ø; 3555 4690; www.sostjernen.com Specialising in the almost indestructible brand Angulus, from whom I have had many pairs of children’s shoes and boots. Sostjerne also has a wonderful selection of beautiful clothing for children. H&M Købmagergade 69, Cph K This staple brand has a good quality, midpriced selection of children’s clothes. It’s where I stock up on spare tracksuit trousers and socks for the cubbies. You can also find outdoor clothing here too including footwear and slippers.

Celebrate good times NEW Fælled Parken, Aegirsgade, Cph N; Sat 15:00; www.meetup. com Celebrate the courage of Mamma Jane from Café Viking, and the civic pride of the Nørrebro neighbourhood who stood up against the gangsters, with toasts of beer and live music. MAR Grand Opening NEW of Fælledparken Øster Allé, Cph Ø; all day Sat; www. facebook.com/Faelledparken247 It is not yet time to stay home. Celebrate with Copenhagen the reopening of the Fælledparken with a series of free concerts featuring the likes of Mikael Simpson, DJ Rosa Lux and Åh Abe Koncert. MAR Happy Days by bike NEW Bellahøj Svømmehal, Bellahøjvej 1-3, Brønshøj, Cph NV; Sun 11:00-13:00; tickets: 75kr; www.festival.goldendays.dk The Golden Days Festival is winding down. Take the chance to enjoy its last events and the delightful weather and bike through the city on an inspiring route chosen by the Danish Architecture Centre. Don’t forget to bring your bike! MAR

Copenhagen Festival NEW Ensemble opener Odd Fellow Palæet, Bredgade 28, Cph K; Sun Sep 23, 17:00-19:00; 200kr, www.billetnet.dk; www.copenhagenfestivalensemble. com Celebrate the birth of this new concept orchestra, which plays music composed by four leading Danish musicians. The audience will experience an interactive concert of the highest quality chamber music. MAR Architecture cruise NEW Danish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; Wed Sep 26 17:0018:00; info@cphvolunteers. dk; www.cphvolunteers.dk This event is sponsored and guided by the Danish Architecture Centre. It will lead you through the Copenhagen southern harbor development, where you can observe contemporary architectural trends. And then afterwards you can pop into the Danish Architecture Centre itself, which is free until 21:00! MAR Free jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:0020:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday!

NEXT WEEK: GOING UNDERGROUND IntroBAR NEW Café Glamourpuss, Åboulevard 9, Cph V; Thu (Sep 27) 17:0018:30; info@cphvolunteers. dk; www.cphvolunteers.dk Voluntary activities are a great way to integrate in your new city life and to help others. If you are interested in meeting new people, know new places or simply being useful, this event is for you. Introduce yourself and let your ideas breathe. MAR

A life for a life NEW Frederiksberg Rådhusplads, Smallegade 1, Frederiksberg; Sun 09:00-15:00; free adm. Old things can be given new life at this flea market organised by the Danish Refugee Council and DR Congo as part of ‘World Refugee - Frederiksberg 2012’. The proceeds will help children in the Democratic Republic of Congo. MAR

Cosy ‘cause it’s NEW Rikke Svendsen Frode Jakobsens Plads 4, 1, Vanløse; S at 12:00-16:00; free adm; 3877 3300, vkh@kff.kk.dk Simplicity, color and personality: this is the recipe of the work of the dress designer Rikke Svendsen, who owns her shop and workshop in Vanløse. If these three words suit you, don’t miss the flea market that will host her creations. Add another couple of ingredients: a cup of coffee and a cake at Vanløse Spisehus. Guaranteed cosiness! MAR

The sound of nostalgia EW Trinitatis Church, N Landemærket 2, Cph K; Fri 16:30-17:30; free adm; www.trinitatiskirke.dk Let the tones of organ and brass take you back in time, when students from the Royal Danish Music Conservatory perform the works of two neoclassical masters, Niels Viggo Bentzon and Vagn Holmboe. The concert is part of Golden Days, a festival celebrating the 1950s. RKM

French Harpsichord Festival Various venues; ends 29 Sep; tickets: 120kr; seats are limited so book early, www.billeto.dk; www.renaissancemusik.dk/cembalofestival This concert series covers the period from early baroque to the French Revolution. EB

Show Me Your Model guided tour in English Danish Architecture Centre; ends Oct 21, Sun 14:00-15:00; free with admission to centre; www.dac.dk Listen to the stories behind the exhibition Show Me Your Model on a Sunday tour with one of Danish Architecture Centre’s skilled guides. SM

Peek at your NEW neighbours Møntmestervej, Cph NV; Fri & Sat, 20:3023:30; free adm; www.insideout2400.dk Take an exclusive look at the cultural diversity of Copenhagen, as the art project Inside Out 2400 turns an entire street inside out. The gables of the multicultural Møntmestervej are turned into large canvases for video projections, displaying portraits from inside 50 of the street’s homes. Residents in the area represent a wide range of the Danish population: from ethnic Danish families who have lived in the buildings for generations, to immigrants who come from a multitude of different countries. RKM Crime Tours Nytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at weirdwalks.dk@ gmail.com,3117 7727 Learn about the “gruesome tales of murky jail houses, terrible laws and merciless executioners”. MØ Ghost tour Nytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at booking@ghosttour.dk Come see Copenhagen’s most haunted buildings on this spooky tour. Hear about the ghosts that haunt Copenhagen, and see ancient buildings in a new light. SM

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Spejdernes Genbrug Havremarken 10, Farum; open first Sat of the month 10:00-13:00; www. spejdernesgenbrug.dk They claim to sell nearly everything – and they are right. This is the place to go for inexpensive and good quality furniture, curtains, kitchen, toys and clothing. Collectors of fine china and arts may also be awarded for their trek to Farum. It is a massive place and at first it might seem a bit of a daunting venture – but you are definitely rewarded for your trouble if you can bear the initial confusion. Loppeshoppen Hjørnet at Søndre Fasanvej 2 & Kælderen at Søndre Fasanvej 2A, Frederiksberg; open Tue-Fri 10:00-17:00 This is also one of the have-it-all charity shops, and it is run by some very helpful volunteers. Kælderen, one section of Loppeshoppen, has men’s clothing, everything you need to furnish your new home and a decent sized book section. Hjørnet, the other section of Loppeshoppen, has clothes for women and unlike many charity shops, it also has a great range of clothing for children and toys. Buster Film Festival Various locations; ends Sun, 15kr per film; www.buster.dk Tell your kids to forget all about Cannes, Tribeca or Toronto, because the most exciting film festival for children is once again here in Copenhagen. There are feature films, shorts and documentaries – all for young audiences. Although those films with an under 10 rating will be dubbed to Danish, all movies with a 13+ rating will be in their original language with English subtitles. Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sun 13:00 & Wed 15:30; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure! Jazz Cruise Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; tickets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dk Discover Copenhagen from the water with a live jazz soundtrack courtesy of the Scandinavian Rhythm Boys. Horse racing Klampenborg Racecourse, Klampenborgvej 52-56, Klampenborg; Sat 14:15; tickets: 50kr; www.galopbane.dk Another meeting at the racecourse to test yourself against the Tote.

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Charity shops IF YOU LIKE your furniture or clothes to be unique but still at IKEA prices, if you have just moved here, or you are setting up home for the first time and you need everything from curtains and furniture to china and cocktail dresses – here are some suggestions for quality charity shops where you will be able to find everything you need at reasonable prices whilst feeling good about spending your money.

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Open just once a month: it’s competitive

Røde Kors Butik Strandvejen 130e, Hellerup; open Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Sat 10:00-14:00 A charity shop that sells vintage clothing for charity prices. It even has a rack donated by celebrities – not that the clothes are any more expensive – but if you fancy wearing trousers worn by TV host Henriette Honoré, this is the place to shop. The standard is good (no surprise given the address) and every Monday they put out new clothes that you can distinguish thanks to their elaborate colour-coding system. And it doesn’t smell like your average charity shop, and it is not so crammed that you will give up after the first rack. Genbrug Jagtvej 199 – Childcare DK Jagtvej 199, Cph Ø; open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:30, Sat 10:00-14:00 This is the one charity shop to go to if you are ever in need of a smart cocktail dress, a ball gown, or even a tuxedo. The selection is very wide – they have a fair number of inexpensive coats and shoes, and they are always ready to help out when you have your next costume party – whether it be the 1920s, Mad Men or the 1980s. Around Christmas and New Year’s it can get a bit busy – so get there early for the ‘julefrokost’ and New Year’s Eve outfits. There’s a 15 percent discount for students.

Inside the bunker Vestvolden, near Artellerimagasinet; open daily 11:00-16:00; free adm; www.befaestningen. dk Learn about Danish military history in the Ejby Bunker. Play the thrilling game ‘Cold War Spy’ and much, much more. MAR Park Run Amager Fælled, every Sat, 08:3010:00; no adm, register in advance: www.parkrun.org The summer course is two laps of a 2.45 km loop plus 100 metres at the start. EK National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week. History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00; tickets: 80kr; 90 mins; www.historytours.dk Focusing on the 1800s. Spar Shipping Fishing Trips Nyhavn 61, Cph K (dock on Lautrupskaj); Weekdays: 225kr from 08:00-15:00, Weekends: twice a day: 07:00-12:30 & 12:45-18:00, the trips depend on numbers so are rarely confirmed well in advance; 3333 9355, www.sparshipping.dk Hook a fish on their sea trips.

The Jesper Zeuthen Trio are just a number of the household names to grace Kinf of Blue’s stage

Kind of Blue Ravnsborggade 17, Cph N; open Mon-Wed 16:00-00:00, Thu-Sat 16:00-02:00, closed Sun; 2635 1056; prices: glass of wine from 40kr, beers from 30kr, tea/coffee from 30kr; www.kindofblue.dk HERE’S A SPACE designed for ‘hygge’. As you have maybe learnt from your Danish acquaintances – you know, the ones who will, one fine day, invite you to one of their hygge dinners – hygge is to the Danes what a high paying job is to the majority of the world: a constant goal. It’s a state of cosiness, friendliness and warmth that goes beyond the atmospheric and aesthetic right into your heart and makes you feel, simply put, really nice. If the name Kind of Blue makes you think of Miles Davis, then you are smart enough to know that it is not a

Kids Animal Farm NEW ZeBU Theater, Øresundsvej 4, Cph S; ends Sep 30, Tue & Thu 19:00, Wed, Thu & Fri 10:00, Sat & Sun 16.00; www.zebu.nu In 1945 the ashes of the Second World War were still warm. Following in the footsteps of Aesop, George Orwell wrote Animal Farm, an allegorical novel against dictatorial governments. The circus company Cikaros has reinterpreted this novel as an acrobatic show based on the work of the English author. Suitable for children aged 6-13 years. MAR Edges of the Universe & Coraline Reefs in CPH Tycho Brahe Planetarium, Gammel Kongevej 10, Cph K; ends Oct 14; tickets: over12s 139kr, under-12s 89kr; www.planetariet.dk/forestillinger Travel through the dark cosmos and discover its mysteries, then jump in the deep blue water and dive among vibrant coloured fishes and plants. You will discover the amazing but fragile balance of these landscapes in these two amazing 3D films. MAR

coincidence and you can already guess what to expect in terms of music. There will be jazzy, mellow sounds that make you think: “I would really like to listen to more of this,” but when you go home and play it, it doesn’t have the same effect otuside the mood of the establishment. An integral part of that are Kind of Blue’s beverages. Unusually for a bar, they have an amazing range of non-alcoholic drinks, perfect for when you’re looking for a cure for your hangover. While the Fentiman range (0.5 percent alcohol) are recommended, our pick is Curiosity Cola, a drink that truly tastes like childhood and dreams. The alcoholic beverage selection is impressive. While you can’t go wrong with the Belgian brews, a definite recommendation in spite of its name is Mort Subite (sudden death) Kriek, a specific type of beer brewed with sour cherries.

“...until I have walked NEW in his moccasins” Nationalmuseet, Prinsens Palæ, Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; ends Nov 25, Sun 12:00-15:00, also Oct 14 & Oct 21, 11:00-15:00; www.natmus.dk Bring your children to experience the living history and culture of North American Indians. Will your children be a strong warrior or a beautiful princess? At this workshop they will choose their Indian names, build and decorate their own tepee, listen to ancient myths about nature and learn from them, and make their own jewellery, inspired by the exhibition ‘Powwow’. Don’t miss it! It’s free! MAR Water – a world of adventures Experimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; ends Dec 31, open Mon-Fri 09:30-17:00, Tue 09:30-21:00, Sat and Sun 11:00-17:00; under 2s free, age 3-11 105kr, adult 160kr, students 105kr; contact 3927 3333 or info@experimentarium.dk This water adventure features more than 50 activities and experiments. But don’t be afraid of getting your clothes wet – unless you ask for it – as this is a “bone-dry ride through the wet element”. You get to fight the power of the sea, save someone who has fallen overboard from a ship and experience giant surf waves. This is an event for the entire family with a chance to learn more about water safety in a fun way. MSØ

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Spanish tortilla, which has nothing to do with its Mexican counterpart. It is in fact merely an omelette, with an added twist. This recipe became my best friend when I discovered that making it was always within my reach, although I am the kind of person who you can always count on to have an empty fridge. But I fell in love with it when I noticed that its excellent taste and the finesse it requires during preparation can raise you from 0 to ‘kitchen god’ status in less than 20 minutes. So pay extra attention to this one! It is probably the best recipe in the world, but each person can be the judge of that. The Spanish surely think so!

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Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; fivecourse menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75-215kr; www. reinwalds.dk A director’s script-length of choices confronts you at Reinwald’s. It’s a who’s who of classic French and French-inspired Danish dishes. SC

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Spanish Omelette 6-8 eggs 3-4 medium sized potatoes 1-2 water onions 2-3 chorizo sausages (optional) 1 tbsp salt 2 tbsp olive oil THE PEELED potatoes are cut into small pieces (not too small, not too big, you know the drill) and left to boil. Make sure you add some salt and just a drop of oil to the water so that the potatoes get a nicely rounded taste before they go into the omelette’s composition. Meanwhile, chop the onions while obeying the same golden rule. Pour the eggs into one bowl and stir well together with a hint of salt. If you choose to use the sausages, cut them into thin circles. Heat up a tablespoon of olive oil in a small to medium sized pan, add the onions with a bit of salt sprayed loosely around.

Saga Queen Havnegade 31, Cph K (near Nyhavn); sails twice Thu-Sat at 13:00 (lunch ) & 19:00 (dinner); reservations 4675 6460 & info@sagaqueen.dk; www. sagaqueen.dk The city’s only restaurant cruise ship, the Saga Queen offers a two-hour lunch cruise and a three-hour dinner cruise. Sometimes a meal can feel like an eternity, but here the time passed by quickly and pleasurably as we enjoyed a feast for both our eyes and our very satisfied stomachs. JC

This is probably the most important thing: make sure that the pan is flat and just the right size – you should have a plate that is larger in diagonal. When the potatoes are boiled, put them into the pan together with the chorizo. By then the onions should have gained a nice reddish colour. When everything is in place, finally the eggs can be poured over. It should take around 5-6 minutes for the bottom of the omelette to be done. Hold the pan above the sink with a plate on top of it. Gently turn it over so that you be left with the half-cooked omelette on the plate. After adding some olive oil to the sides of the pan, slide the tortilla back into the pan. Another three minutes and you should have your meal. Buen provecho, as the Spaniards say.

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Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231; threecourse menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dk Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and there’s an upstairs lounge area – the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH

The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz. BH

Arthur Guinness Day, win a trip to Dublin food special Arthurs Irish Stew and a pint of Guinness for 100kr from 12noon to 10pm full kitchen open from 10am to 10pm drink specials Pints of Arthur Guinness 40kr Pints of Guinness and 4cl Irish whiskey 80kr all day live music from 4pm til late two irish Bands Deano paddy Band starts at 4pm and The Rovers Band from 10pm playing great irish music all day and night

arthur Guinness day 27th september at the irish rover start the day with arthurs irish breakfast and a pint of Guinness 100kr Between 10am and 12noon

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SUSHI’S WORLD domination doesn’t appear to be slowing down anytime soon – especially not here in Copenhagen where its popularity only continues to grow. An avid lover of sushi myself, I’m always interested in trying out new places, especially those that at first glance may not seem overly enticing. Having tried a number of well-known and equally high-priced sushi places here in Copenhagen, I decided to check out my local sushi place. Located on Nordre Frihavnsgade in Østerbro, Sushi One doesn’t automatically catch your eye. Surrounded by primarily up-scale shops, its modest façade looks slightly outdated. Once inside, the interior, much like the outside, looks tired and worn, although a friendly atmosphere greets you. The design is very kitsch, but in a strangely appealing way. We sat in the back room where chairs are replaced by pillows on the floor. Once comfortably seated (no shoes allowed!), we took in the surroundings, focusing mainly on the many fantastically ugly Asian porcelain figures. Deciding more really is better, we ordered 54 pieces and, after much discussion, we settled on two different types of sushi: Ura Maki and Futomaki. For the Ura Maki, better known as ‘inside out rolls’, we chose Alaska rolls, California rolls with masago, Spicy tiger shrimp rolls and Spicy salmon rolls. For the Futomaki, commonly thought of as traditional sushi with seaweed on the outside, we chose ebi tempura and some smaller rolls with salmon and avocado. While we did have to wait longer than expected, the sushi was beautifully presented in a large circular tray. Sushi One appears to pride itself on its produce being freshly made, and my companion and I were eager to put this to the test. We were both curious as to whether this more affordable sushi would stand a chance against its expensive counterparts. Neither of us is usually a big fan of Futomaki, so we decided to start there, figuring we’d work our way up. However from the first bite of the large Futomaki with ebi tempura, I was an absolute goner. These sushi rolls had gorgeous crisp tempura shrimps with masago, unagi sauce, spring onions, avocado and a tantalising spicy sauce. From the first to the last bite, my mouth was overwhelmed by the flavour assault. The combination of the crispy shrimp, soft avocado and spicy sauce really was superb. The two other small Futomaki rolls contained either salmon or avocado. They

The sushi was presented on a spacious ornamental bowl with plenty of room for malfunctioning chopstick manoueuvres

were poorly put together and almost unravelled when we picked them up. The taste of both was fine, though my partner did comment that the salmon didn’t taste quite as fresh as he’d hoped. Eager to see what the Ura Maki rolls had to offer, we moved on to the Alaska rolls. They were rolled in masago and contained salmon, cream cheese and avocado. While the mix of the cream cheese and avocado with masago was quite fresh, the taste of the salmon once again seemed a little bit metallic. Afterwards we moved onto the Cali-

fornia rolls that contained Surimi, avocado and cucumber. Surimi in Japanese literally translates as ground meat. Tending to be a fish-based food product, it’s mashed into a thick paste that once cooked has a dense and rubbery property. More often known as imitation crab, my partner was none the wiser and couldn’t stop raving about how great the ‘crab’ rolls tasted. To finish we tucked into the Spicy tiger shrimp and Spicy salmon rolls. Served with spicy sauce, avocado and spring onions, they were definitely the best of the Ura Maki rolls. While my

partner preferred the Spicy salmon rolls, I just couldn’t get enough of the tempura shrimp rolls. As with the Futomaki tempura rolls, the flavours, combined with the crunchy texture of the fried shrimp were delicious. While the rolls at Sushi One aren’t the biggest, and the service is far from being the fastest, this place is great for a midweek sushi outing. It’ll hit the spot when that sushi craving just won’t go away, and luckily, it won’t hit your pocket too hard.

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Rationing and lashings of old-fashioned passion KASPER R GULDBERG

Deep Blue Sea (11)

Dir: Terence Davies; UK/US drama, 2011, 98 mins; Rachel Weisz, Tim Hiddleston, Simon Russell Beale, Ann Mitchell, Jolyon Coy

Premieres September 20 Playing at Grand Teatret and Vester Vov Vov

LTHOUGH IT premiered in England last year, The Deep Blue Sea’s somewhat belated Copenhagen premiere is perfectly timed considering the city’s current 1950s-themed Golden Days festival. Danish audiences can now finally sink their teeth into this austere but brilliant, quiet but powerful melodrama set in 1950s London. The period flavours are impeccable, the cast shines, and the musical leitmotifs are haunting and varied – from Samuel Barber’s Violin Concerto to the classic ‘You Belong to Me’, belted out by 30 sentimental workingmen in a pub. The latter made me feel like I’d just returned from the Second World War and that the world was about to soon wake up again. But most of all, it’s the wit and emotional ferocity shining through the storyline and dialogue that make The Deep Blue Sea so memorable and bracing. Credit is due to the excellent writer-director, award-winning, idiosyncratic Terence Davies (The House of Mirth), but also of course to the playwright Terence Rattigan from whose celebrated 1952 play the film is adapted. Davies’ film is a bafflingly raw and complex portrait of three hugely different characters and, at an abstract level, of the frustratingly unreliable nature of love. It wouldn’t be wrong to call it a love triangle on top of a dilemma that reflects the post-war state of the nation. The dilemma is in fact so central that it lurks in the title (try to throw

Weisz might be smiling for the camera, but if Hiddleton’s left hand moves any closer he’ll have a certain MI6 agent on his tail

in ‘devil’). More importantly perhaps, The Deep Blue Sea is candid and wise enough to further Rattigan’s criticism against 20th-century English middleclass values − fear of emotional commitment, terror in the face of passion, and apprehension about sex. The world has, of course, changed in many ways since the 1950s, but art is timeless and continues to be one of the great lenses through which cultural problems are made intelligible. Here the key issues are of Shakespearean proportions, and the characters walk a tightrope between life and death with conformity and boredom underneath.

For instance, why is the idea of love so inexplicable in terms of logic and reason? How does one keep a passionate outlook in a world bent on extinguishing passion? And then this one, which I did not see coming: what’s a man’s proper response when, while kissing and undressing his adoring girlfriend, he finds a suicide letter in her pocket? The film opens in a Britain that is for the moment Great no longer. Rather, it’s bankrupt as an economy and exhausted as a culture and world power. It’s a time of rationing and privation. Forty-year-old Hester Collyer

(a supremely radiant Weisz – The Constant Gardener), has just defied all propriety and left a comfortable life with her stuffy but intelligent husband William (Beale – Orlando), to live with her boyish lover, an ex-RAF pilot played by Hiddleston (Midnight in Paris). But swapping boredom and a divorceaverse husband for hot passion with little underneath would in those days take its toll on anybody, let alone a psychologically unstable person. Hester’s ‘modern’ vision and assuredness have grown out of her existential malaise and weakness. But for the two men in her life, her irresistible grace and beau-

ty, combined with her self-destructive tendencies, constitute a tragedy. Because the dialogue is so pristine and the premise so relatively simple, they function as a prism through which the pain, regret, hurt and anger of the characters pass with stunning clarity. The maddening force of Hester’s beauty was one thing that impressed this reviewer – and which a more complex plot would likely have muddled. Dramatically observed and poignantly acted, this tells the story of a woman who risks everything for love – and of the fear of loneliness that drives her.

Chernobyl’s got nothing on Anne Frank Chernobyl Diaries (15) Dir: Brad Parker; US horror/ thriller, 2012, 86 mins; Devin Kelley, Olivia Taylor Dudley, Jesse McCartney, Nathan Phillips, Dimitri Diatchenko Premieres September 20 Playing at Palads

A You can’t run or hide from performances like this ...

GROUP OF American backpackers embark on a European vacation. Cleancut Chris (McCartney), his chirpy blonde girlfriend Natalie (Dudley) and her best friend Amanda (Kelley) pass through London, Paris and Prague before hooking up with Chris’s brother Paul (Sadowski) in Kiev. The next

planned stop is Moscow, where Chris intends to pop the question to Natalie. Paul, however, has other ideas. He arranges a trip for them to Chernobyl, site of the 1986 nuclear disaster. When a reactor failed, a huge portion of the landscape became covered in lethal amounts of radioactivity and thus rendered the area uninhabitable for many years. The nearby worker’s town of Pripyat was evacuated and has stood empty ever since. Or so everyone thought ... It all starts promisingly enough, providing you can get past some nasal accents and several weak attempts at improvisation. By encouraging his cast to ‘wing it’ for these early scenes,

one imagines that director Brad Parker was hoping for realism, but that requires a level of imagination obviously lacking in these young performers. What he ended up with was often loudmouthed, cringe-inducing ‘I Spy’ type commentary: “Watch out for those cobbled stones, they’ll getcha!” or “So bro, how you likin’ Europe (‘Your-ropp’) so far?” Yawn ... Setting such niggles aside, once the gang arrive in Pripyat, accompanied by other ‘extreme tourists’, token bushwacker Aussie (Phillips), perky Norwegian (Berdal) and their Ukrainian tour guide Uri (Diatchenko), the setting itself proves genuinely intriguing. The ghostly locations

appear extremely authentic, with recreation grounds and abandoned apartment buildings in a state of melancholy decay. A giant fairground ride still stands in a vast courtyard, intended for May Day celebrations that never came. Preparing to leave, they find their vehicle has been sabotaged and an overnight stay in Pripyat looks inevitable. Here the tension ratchets up high with jumps and jolts aplenty. Sadly the filmmakers are unable to maintain this level of excitement beyond the first hour, where the taut thrills give way to directionless timepaddling. The proceedings soon descend into farce. MARK WALKER

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The Dark Knight Rises (11)

Ted (15)

Dir: Christopher Nolan; US action, 2012, 165 mins; Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, Marion Cotillard, Anne Hathaway With the arrival of Bane (Hardy), a terrorist hell-bent on ‘liberating’ Gotham before reducing it to rubble, Batman (Bale) is forced out of exile to once again take on the role as Gotham’s Dark Knight. Nolan retains the delicate balance of building a credible reality while remaining respectful to the comic book origins, and as he departs from the Batman franchise, he leaves his reputation as a master filmmaker and the general state of comic book cinema in the best shape they’ve ever been. MW

Dir: Seth MacFarlane; US comedy, 2012, 106 mins; Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi A tale of Peter Pan-esque protracted male adolescence and ‘broversus-ho’ ethics, this is a film that squarely relies on the comic potential of random flotsam and jetsam pop culture, tongue-incheek offensiveness and stateof-the-art foul-mouthed puppet humour. As with much of MacFarlane’s work, it is devoid of any trace of sophistication or finesse, and is fitfully amusing thanks only to the occasional deadpan shock-value jokes offered by Mark Wahlberg’s crooked straight-man performance. AS

Brave (7)

The Bourne Legacy (15)

Dir: Mark Andrews & Brenda Chapman; US animation, 2012, 100 mins; Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters With subtle echoes of the Brother’s Grimm and a heroine that recalls both Mulan and Ronia the Robber’s Daughter, Brave is a surprisingly funny yet serious tale about identity, fate, tradition and a troubled mother-daughter relationship. KG

Dir: Tony Gilroy; US action, 2012, 135 mins; Jeremy Renner, Edward Norton, Rachel Weisz, Stacey Keach When a ten-year-old passport photo has the second most screen-time after the lead actor, the film holds little promise. No other franchise entry works this hard to justify its own existence, the irony being that a decent action film is justified by decent action – of which Bourne Legacy has little. AS

Total Recall (11) Dir: Len Wiseman; US/Can sci-fi/action, 2012, 121 mins, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bill Nighy This grossly miscast sci-fi reboot is a soulless affair with a handful of neat visual ideas that are inconsistently executed by a director who, by aping giants like Ridley Scott and Steven Spielberg, only succeeds in placing emphasis on his own inadequacies. MW

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (15) Dir: Timur Bekmambetov; US fantasy/horror, 2012, 105 mins; Benjamin Walker, Dominic Cooper, Anthony Mackie, Mary Elizabeth Winstead This so-called film is nothing but a thinly veiled marketing fad from Hollywood’s whoremongers, a stick of quick-melting chewing gum for an ADD generation. Avoid at all costs. AS

Step Up: Revolution (7) Dir: Scott Speer; US romance, 2012, 103 mins; Adam G Sevani, Chadd Smith, Kathryn McCormick, Ryan Guzman The fourth installment of the Step Up franchise is exactly what you would expect it to be – a bombastic dance show interrupted sporadically with godawful acting, cringeworthy dialogue and a ridiculous plot. LL

Also Playing Moonrise Kingdom (7) Dir: Wes Anderson; US comedy, 2012, 94 mins; Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Frances MacDormand, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Jared Gilman, Katy Howard This newest feature film from debonair filmmaker Anderson has a brilliant cast, a wry script and stunning cinematography. It’s fashionable entertainment, and will no doubt please Anderson’s considerable fan-base. But under all the bells and whistles, is it just another coming-of-age, feel-good romcom – even a faintly insincere one at that? MW

Bachelorette (3) Dir: Leslye Headland; US comedy, 2012, 88 mins; Kirsten Dunst, Lizzy Caplan, Isla Fischer, Rebel Wilson While there are funny moments in Bachelorette, it’s really a drama at heart. By attempting to explore such serious issues in a light-hearted manner, Bachelorette is sometimes witty and insightful – but more often that not, it’s just a bit depressing. LD

Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15) Dir: Alison Klayman; US doc, 2012, 92 mins Though Klayman superficially skims several potentially fascinating topics, the film’s accessibility and immediacy make up for most analytical shortcomings. AS

Albert Nobbs(7) Dir: Rodrigo Garcia; UK/ Ireland drama, 2012, 113 mins; Glenn Close, John Banville, Mia Wasikowska, Aaron Johnson, Brendan Gleeson Though Glenn Close shines in the title role, the conventional structure and didactic plot will leave you counting the minutes while hoping to be surprised before events unfold, all too often, as predicted. Albert Nobbs is not without an audience, but it’s far more likely to find it on prime-time television than in selected cinemas. MW

The Watch (15) Dir: Akiva Schaffer; US comedy, 2012, 102 mins; Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemary DeWitt Taking its dude-ensemble cues from the comparable Horrible Bosses, this plethora of cookiecutter gags has absolutely no substance, but funny is not necessarily about substance. It’s about letting go as well. Do that and you will laugh – and more than a few times. KG

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heroes tear up the town in a fastpaced, shoot-em-dead flick loaded with its share of wry humour, make The Expendables 2 your choice this weekend. Just don’t expect much more than that. HB

Magic Mike (15) Dir: Steven Soderbergh; US comedy, 2012, 110 mins; Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Mathew McConaughey Despite some impressive dance sequences and a star director behind the camera, there’s only so much you can accomplish with a story about male strippers ... and it’s not much. LD

Take This Waltz (11) Dir: Sarah Polley; Can romance, 2011, 116 mins; Michelle Williams, Seth Rogan, Luke Kirby, Sarah Silverman This cute hipster romcom is gorgeously shot and skillfully acted, though not quite gorgeous enough to forgive the cringeworthy cookie cutter title. KG

The Expendables 2

To Rome with Love (3)

Dir: Simon West; US Action, 2012, 103 mins; Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Big Arnie Sly Stallone and other compatriots from the 2010 film The Expendables return for the 2012 sequel, joined by an even more star-studded cast of action movie legends. If you want to see old Hollywood

Dir: Woody Allen; US/ Ita comedy, 2012, 102 mins; Woody Allen, Alison Pill, Judy Davis, Jesse Eisenberg, Alec Baldwin, Penelope Cruz, Ellen Page, Alessandra Mastronardi, Carol Alt, Roberto Benigni This film may not be a reinvention of the Woody wheel, but compared with most romcoms out this summer, it is almost a masterpiece. MW

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 20 SEPTEMBER - WEDNESDAY 26 SEPTEMBER 2012 All times are subject to change KINOPALÆET without notice; consult Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby www.kino.dk for confirmation. Bachelorette (3) 21:20 The Bourne Legacy (15) PALADS 18:30-21:20 Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 The Dark Knight Rises (11) Abraham Lincoln: Vampire 12:00-15:20-18:15-20:40 Hunter 2D (15) The Expendables 2 (15) 21:15 12:15-14:30-16:45-18:45-21:00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2D Magic Mike (15) (11) 16:40-19:00-21:30 18:30 Moonrise Kingdom (7) Bachelorette (3) 19:00 19:00-21:10 Ted (11) The Bourne Legacy (15) 10:00-12:45-15:40-18:30-21:30 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:10-21:30 The Watch (15) Brave 3D (7) 21:30 Morning times vary -14:3016:40-21:15 Chernobyl Diaries (15) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:15-21:30 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 12:00-15:20-19:30-21:10 The Expendables 2 (15) 14:00-16:45-18:45-19:00-21:15 Magic Mike (15) 11:30-14:00-16:30-18:40-21:00 Step Up: Revolution (7) 19:00 Ted (11) 11:30-14:00-16:45-19:15-21:40 Total Recall (11) 10:00-12:45-15:30-18:30-21:10 The Watch (15) Morning times vary -13:4516:00-18:40-21:00

GRAND TEATRET

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk Albert Nobbs (7) 14:20-19:00 The Deep Blue Sea (11) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 Moonrise Kingdom (7) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 To Rome with Love (3) 12:00-14:20-19:00-21:30 Weekend (11) 21:30

EMPIRE BIO

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk Albert Nobbs (7) 15:15 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 21:45 The Expendables 2 (15) 22:00 Magic Mike (15) 17:15 Moonrise Kingdom (7) 13:15-17:45-19:45-22:30 Take This Waltz (11) 12:30 Ted (11) 22:00 To Rome with Love (3) 12:45 Weekend (11) 19:45

DAGMAR

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 A Dangerous Method (15) 14:30-19:00 Moonrise Kingdom (7) 09:45-12:00-14:30-16:4519:00-21:10 To Rome with Love (3) 12:00-14:20-16:45-19:10-21:40

FISKETORVET

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 Bachelorette (3) 19:15 The Bourne Legacy (15) 18:45-21:30-23:30 (Fri & Sat) Brave 3D (7) 18:30 (Sun) The Dark Knight Rises (11) 13:00-15:00-18:15-20:30-21:30 The Expendables 2 (15) 16:30-19:15-21:30-23:59 (Fri & Sat) Ted (11) 10:15-12:30-14:30-16:4519:00-20:30-21:30-23:0023:59 (Fri & Sat)

FALKONER BIOGRAFEN

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg, 7013 1211; www.falkonerbio.dk Bachelorette (3) 12:00-19:15 The Bourne Legacy (15) 21:20 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 21:00 Magic Mike (15) 18:30-22:00 Moonrise Kingdom (7) 17:00 Ted (11) 14:10-16:30-19:00-21:40

GENTOFTE KINO

VESTER VOV VOV

Abalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15) 14:30-19:00 The Deep Blue Sea (11) 14:30-16:45-18:45

Gentoftegade 39; www.gentoftekino.dk The Deep Blue Sea (11) 17:00 Moonrise Kingdom (7) 18:45

CINEMATEKET

Gothersgade 55, Cph K 3374 3400; www.dfi.dk Documentary of the Month: Project Nim 19:00 Psych-Out: Showgirls + Starship Troopers 19:30 (Thu) Dead Man 19:30 (Fri) 21:45 (Wed) The Hamburg Cell 14:00 (Sat) Coffee and Cigarettes 14:15 (Sat) 16:30 (Wed) The Limits of Control 16:30 (Sat) 21:15 (Tue) Martha Marcy May Marlene 19:15 (Sat & Wed) There Be Dragons 16:15 (Sun) Buried Secrets 17:00 (Sun) Broken Flowers 16:30 (Tue) The Sun 21:30 (Wed)

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InOut | THE CPH POST ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE

TELEVISION

21 - 27 September 2012

PICK O THE W F EEK

Bully

spor t THE W OF EEK

SV1, Tue 22:00

BULLYING is a complex issue. Physical, mental, older vs younger, group vs individual – is one form worse than another? As a child, I was bullied (mostly physical), but I also bullied (mostly mental). As a parent, I cannot condone it, but how much should adults intervene? Ask yourself: do you inwardly cheer when the bully gets beaten up (like in the film Hævnen)? Doesn’t that make you as bad as the bully? If you do, you’re probably a man, particularly if the IMDB ratings for the compelling US doc Bully are anything to go by. Females gave it 9.2, nodding every second in agreement with how unequivocally appalling the practice is, documented here on the school bus. Males, though, gave it 6.1. Mostly appalled, the expressions “He’s ask-

ing for it wearing that” and “When I did it, we were only having a laugh” played havoc with their conscience. And then, when the teacher denied there was a problem on the bus, they all wanted to hit her. The Krays were schoolground bullies, so it’s pointless arguing it’s not a career path, and as long as they keep on getting referenced – in this case as the inspiration for the second series of the likeable British drama series Whitechapel (DR1, Mon 22:30) – you know there are two schools of thought out there. The Krays would have thrived if the state had banned alcohol – like that’s ever going to happen in the UK! But it did in the US and Prohibition (DR2, Mon-Fri 17:55), a five-part doc series, is a great companion piece for Boardwalk Empire.

Elsewhere, the American Comedy Awards will have its moments; Saturday Night Live (TV2 Zulu, Wed 22:30) and Hotel Babylon (BBC Ent, Sat 21:00) are back for new seasons; there’s another chance to see Ipswich real-life prostitute drama Five Daughters (SV1, Wed 23:05) and acclaimed doc seSV1, Tue 22:00 Bully ries World War 2 (DRK, Fri 20:00); Stars Of The Silver Screen (DRK, Sat 20:00) focuses on Liz Taylor, Infamous Assassinations (DRK, Mon 22:30) on Robert Kennedy; wannabe Robert Langtons will love Secrets of the Vatican Museum (DRK, Wed 21:45); and The trouble with experts (DR2, Mon 23:00) looks at the culture of giving advice and whether the ‘experts’ are good decision makers. BEN HAMILTON

K6, Sun 14:00 Premier League: Liverpool vs Manchester United

FILM O THE W F EEK

TV2 Zulu, Fri 21:30 American Comedy Awards 2012

TV3, Sun 21:00 Robin Hood

Friday 21

Saturday 22

Sunday 23

Monday 24

Tuesday 25

Wednesday 26

Thursday 27

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote (US crime series, 1986) 21:25-23:05 The Break-Up (US romcom, 2006) Vince Vaughn 23:05-00:55 Frankie and Johnny (US romcom, 1991) Michelle Pfeiffer

19:05-20:00 James May’s Toy Stories (UK doc series, 2009) 20:00-20:55 Matador (Dan drama, 1978) Jørgen Buckhøj 22:25-00:10 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (UK crime series, 2000) David Suchet

19:00-20:00 Nature’s Great Events (UK nature series, 2009) 22:40-00:10 Vera (UK crime series, 2012) Brenda Blethyn

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:15 Whitechapel (UK thriller series, 2010) Rupert Penry-Jones, Philip Davis 23:15-00:15 Accused (UK drama series, 2010)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:30 Line of Duty (UK crime series, 2012) 23:35-01:10 Single-Handed (Ire crime, 2008)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-00:00 Agatha Christie’s Marple (UK crime series, 2010) Julia McKenzie

19:05-20:00 Sherlock Holmes (UK crime series, 1986) 20:00-21:40 Ondine (Ire rom, 2009) Colin Farrell 23:45-01:45 Once Upon a Time in America (US drama, 1984) Robert De Niro - the second part is next week

17:05-18:40 Knuckle (UK doc, 2011) 18:40-19:30 Hugh’s Chicken Run (UK doc, 2008) 20:50-22:30 The Duellists (UK drama, 1977) Keith Carradine, Harvey Keitel

19:30-20:00 Food Factory (UK food series, 2012) 21:00-21:45 Scott & Bailey (UK crime series, 2011) 21:45-22:00 River Cottage

17:55-18:45 Prohibition (US doc series, 2011) 18:45-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 The Secret World of Materials (UK science series, 2012) 23:00-23:50 The Trouble With Experts (Can doc, 2011)

17:55-18:45 Prohibition 18:45-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 The Secret World of Materials 23:30-23:50 The Daily Show

17:55-18:45 Prohibition 18:45-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 The Secret World of Materials

17:55-18:45 Prohibition 18:45-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Storm Planets (UK science series, 2010) 20:45-21:40 The Body Farm (UK crime series, 2011) Tara Fitzgerald 21:40-22:30 Taggart (UK crime, 2008)

17:05-18:00 Friends 23:35-01:15 Edison (US action, 2005) Justin Timberlake

22:45-00:35 The Italian Job (US action, 2003) Mark Wahlberg

20:00-20:50 Super Tiny Animals (UK reality series, 2011) 21:00-22:40 Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (US com, 2009) Matthew McConaughey

17:05-18:00 Friends

17:00-18:00 Friends 20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives (US drama series, 2011)

17:00-18:00 Friends 23:50-00:25 Deadly 60 (UK nature series, 2009)

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:05 Friends 20:05-21:30 Phone Booth (US thriller, 2003) Colin Farrell 21:30-23:30 American Comedy Awards 2012 23:30-00:25 Dave Attell Comedy Special (US stand-up show, 2006)

18:25-19:20 King of Queens 19:20-20:10 Friends 20:10-21:00 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (UK com show, 2009)

10:25-21:00 Sons of Anarchy (US drama series, 2008) season one

18:00-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication (US com series, 2009) 22:35-00:40 American Comedy Awards 2012

18:00-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 21:00-21:50 Suburgatory (US com series, 2011) Jane Levy 22:25-23:15 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 23:15-00:00 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:00-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 22:30-23:20 Saturday Night Live (US com series, 2011) 23:30-00:20 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:00-18:50 King of Queens 18:50-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 21:00-22:30 Rush Hour 3 (US action, 2007) Jackie Chan 23:45-00:30 Stand-up Live at Apollo

17:00-18:00 NCIS 20:00-21:00 NCIS 22:00-00:40 Flags of Our Fathers (US drama, 2006) Ryan Phillippe

21:00-00:15 Gladiator (US action, 2000) Russell Crowe

21:00-23:50 Robin Hood (US action, 2010) Russell Crowe 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 22:50-01:40 Robin Hood (US action, 2010) Russell Crowe

17:00-18:00 NCIS 21:00-22:00 Gordon Behind Bars (UK reality show, 2011) 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:55-00:55 How I Met Your Mother

17:05-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-23:00 The Simpsons 23:00-00:00 Blue Mountain State (US com series, 2010)

14:55-16:15 Formula 1: Singapore Grand Prix - Qualifying 16:15-19:00 The Simpsons 19:00-22:00 Speedway: Nordic GP - Vojens 22:00-01:00 Boxing: Nordic Fight Night

12:30-16:30 Formula 1: Singapore Grand Prix 22:25-05:35 NFL: TBA

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:00 Anger Management 22:00-00:05 Anger Management (US com, 2003) Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:55 American Pie Presents: Band Camp (US com, 2005) 22:55-00:40 Police Academy 2 (US com, 1985) Steve Guttenberg

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-23:05 American Pie 5: The Naked Mile (US com, 2006) 23:05-00:50 Police Academy 3 (US com, 1986) Steve Guttenberg

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:55 American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (US com, 2009) 22:55-00:45 Police Academy 4 (US com, 1987) Steve Guttenberg

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 I Am Jazz (UK doc) 21:00-21:30 Secrets of Aspen (US doc-soap) 21:30-23:15 Love and Other Disasters (UK romcom, 2007)

20:00-21:00 Our Lives: Separate Lives (UK doc) 21:00-23:05 Music and Lyrics (US romcom, 2007) Hugh Grant

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 23:25-00:20 Biggest Loser (US reality show)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Private Practice 21:55-22:55 House 22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy 23:50-00:45 Private Practice

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:00-22:00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 22:00-23:15 Poor Kids (UK doc)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:25-22:25 Scouted (US doc series) 22:25-23:25 Pretty Little Liars (US drama series, 2010) 23:25-00:20 Grey’s Anatomy

17:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer 19:00-20:00 Numb3rs 21:30-23:20 Judge Dredd (US action, 1995) Sylvester Stallone

18:05-19:00 Numb3rs 19:00-20:00 Alt for Danmark 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:30-23:40 The Dukes of Hazzard (US action, 2005) Johnny Knoxville

20:00-21:00 Alt for Danmark 22:55-23:50 Criminal Minds 23:50-02:10 Extreme Measures (US thriller, 1996)

21:00-22:00 Alt for Danmark 22:50-23:45 CSI 23:45-01:30 Criminal Minds

20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:15 Edge of Darkness (US thriller, 2010) Mel Gibson 23:15-01:05 Criminal Minds

21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 22:55-23:50 CSI 23:50-01:45 Criminal Minds

20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:30 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (US action, 2008) Harrison Ford