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The CPH Post Entertainment Guide | 5 - 11 October 2012

TINKERING AROUND

MUSIC AROUND G2 ERIC RICHMOND

That Theatre Company & Why Not Theatre Company present MALMÖ • KØBENHAVN • HELSINGBORG CLASSICAL MUSIC IN THE ORESUND REGION LONDON – CLASSICAL MUSIC’S EpICENTRE

3–14 October 2012 Krudttønden

Serridslevvej 2

Østerbro

BBC Singers Academy of Ancient Music London Sinfonietta

www.musicaround.nu

…and many more!

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Music is all around − and so the crescendos grow

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Kids

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Editor Ben Hamilton

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Film Editor Linn Lemhag

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BEN HAMILTON

IT PAINS me to say this, given that it pretty much pays my salary every month, but the advertising industry leaves a lot to be desired. Where on earth do these rabid maniacs get the impression that annoying potential customers is the best policy? Like that pop-up of the wrinkly whose secrets are going to bring down the skincare industry. Great, good luck with that, weird looking woman, but given that your interruption means I’m going to have to retype my Facebook password for the fifth time today, do you really think I’m going to ever patronise your company? But that pales in comparison with automated TV commercials. During their Ryder Cup coverage on Sunday night, TV3 Puls, part of Viasat (the official Swansea City club channel), went for one of their breaks during a golfer’s backswing. And it wasn’t any backswing, it was Ian Poulter’s approach to the final green over two massive trees with the whole of the tournament hinging on the outcome.

Which kind of leads me to Music Around (see G2 for details), a London-themed classical music festival in both Copenhagen and southern Sweden over the next ten days. If you’re a regular visitor to our website, you might have seen its advert exactly in the place where the most recent Reader Comments are normally listed. Some of you have probably already seen the ad hundreds of times, with increasing annoyance, vowing to not only steer clear, but to verbally abuse anyone carrying a musical instrument case on public transport. Be assured. This is not a cunning ploy to make you drink the waters of Music Around until you are drowning in its pleasures, hypnotised into attending every single concert. It is simply an ongoing technical problem. In the meantime, please don’t hold it against the festival. While the Brits might be third division when it comes to classical music, the London theme brings with it a certain degree of fun not normally seen in the genre. Beyond that, is there a lot going on? Well, the ladies will love page G9 (shopping for shoes and the Femina Messe), and on G8, there’s a chance to win two tickets to November’s Sensation. So kind of. We promise, the competition won’t involve you having to read an ad. And no, the answer isn’t white.

Various venues across Øresund; started Oct 3, ends Oct 14; tickets: 60-370kr, includes several free concerts (particularly for under-26s); www.musicaround. nu/music-and-art-around-eng ‘LONDON’ is the 2012 theme of Scandinavia’s biggest classical music festival, Music Around, which is celebrating its sixth year. For eleven days, the aim is to enlighten audiences about the magnitude of London as a centre for classical music. Musicians will delight us with a varied programme ranging from the Renaissance, the Baroque and symphonic classics from the turn of the century, to contemporary music and even premieres. The organisers – Musik i Syd, Malmö Symphony Orchestra, the Copenhagen Phil and the Helsingborg Symphony Orchestra – have put together a very promising programme, recruiting top performers from all over the Øresund region and beyond. Representing the UK are, among others, the London Sinfonietta, the BBC Singers, the Badke Quartet and Benjamin Grosvenor. Read on for our selection of the best concerts. But please bear in mind that some concerts are being played on both sides of the Øresund – and that the prices for the same concert vary somewhat depending on the venue and country. TOP PICKS:

Fujita Piano Trio

Söderportkyrkan, Tingsryd (SWE); Sat 16:00; Tickets: 130SEK, concessions: 70SEK Konserthuset, Stora salen, Kristianstad (SWE); Sun 16:00; Tickets: 180SEK, concessions 70-150SEK As accomplished as the Fujita Piano Trio from London are, our decision to choose their Swedish concerts as our other top pick more reflects their exquisite choice for their programme. Mozart’s Piano trio in C-major, KV 548, Dvorak’s Piano Trio No. 4 in E Minor (also known as Dumky) and Ravel’s Pion trio in Aminor are all beautiful pieces that really manage to play with the audience’s imagination. The pieces are performed by the three Japanese Fujita sisters: Arisa (violin), Megumi (piano) and Honoka (cello).

Academy of Ancient Music

Palladium, Malmö (SWE); Sat 13 Oct, 18:00; Tickets 240SEK, concessions 150SEK; Garnisonskirken, Copenhagen; Sun 14 Oct, 16:00; tickets 180kr, concessions 120kr With a London theme, Händel is unavoidable and that’s the way it should be. The musi-

Performance Carmen

Operaen Takkelloftet, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; performances on Sat; tickets: 195kr; duration: 120 mins; www.kglteater.dk Guido Paevatalu, who is responsible for staging this intense chamber version, has had a long career singing opera with the Royal Theatre. The production features dramatic music mixed with video projections. EB

BO BEDRE as theatre

Tobaksfabrikken, 4 Tobaksvejen, Søborg; ends Oct 24; various times; tickets 250kr, billetten. dk; www.mungopark.dk BO BEDRE (live better) is a theatrical adaptation of the eponymous wildly influential magazine, first published in 1961. KRG

AIDAN WOODCOCK

Music Around

Two of the headliners: the Fujita Piano Trio and the Badke Quartet (see InOut cover for Classic Buskers)

cians of London’s Academy of Ancient Music strive to play as true to the original intent of the composer as possible – their success would certainly appear to vindicate this dedication. Sit back and enjoy these incredibly talented musicians perform three of Händel’s most acclaimed works: Concerto Grosso no. 2 in F-major, Concerto Groos no. 4 in A-minor and Water music. What more can you wish for? ALSO RECOMMENDED:

Badke Quartet

Palladium Malmö (SWE); Sun 15:00; Tickets: 160SEK, concessions 60SEK; Skissernas Museum, Lund (SWE); Mon 19:00; Tickets: 160SEK; Dunkers Kulturhus, Helsingborg, (SWE); Tue 19:30; Tickets: 170SEK, concessions 80SEK; Stadsbiblioteket, hörsalen, Ängelholm (SWE); Wed 19:00; Tickets 140SEK, concessions 120SEK; Kulturskolans konsertsal, Växjö (SWE), Sun 14 Oct, 16:00; Tickets: 150SEK, concessions 60-130 SEK, under- 26s free adm This much sought-after British quartet - Emma Parker (violin), Lana Trotovšek (violin), Jon Thorne (viola) and Jonathan Byers (cello) are giving five concerts around the Øresund region. On the programme are the string quartets of Haydn’s op. 76:2 in D-minor, Mendelssohn’s no. 6 in Fminor op. 80, and Britten’s no. 3 op. 94. Attend this concert and appreciate why the Badke Quartet are celebrating their tenth anniversary.

Benjamin Grosvenor

Den Sorte Diamant, Cph K; Tue 20:00; tickets: 150kr, concessions 80-120kr With one of classical music’s most sought-after musicians Benjamin Grosvenor taking a seat at the piano, the audience is in good hands. Be warned, the 20-year-old is only playing this one concert – so if you want to hear the pianist who has wowed the classical world with his confidence and lyrical grace, this is the chance. The repertoire includes: Bach, Chopin, Skrjabin, Granados and Schulz-Evler.

Calendar Girls

Krudttønden, Serridslevvej 2, Cph Ø; ends Oct 13, performances on Fri, Sat, Sun, Tue, Wed & Thu, Oct 12-13, weekdays 19:30, weekends 17:00; tickets 140kr, www.ctcircle.dk Based on Tim Firth’s 2003 feature film script, the CTC’s autumn production of Calendar Girls follows a group of women (this cast ranges in age from 29 to 74) who pose nude for a “Pirelli-type” calendar in an effort to raise money for leukaemia. Appropriately, the CTC, which has once again recruited Barry McKenna to direct, has decided to donate half its profits from this production to the Department of Haematology at Rigshospitalet. So if you fancy a dose of Britain during this rainy Copenhagen autumn, a good laugh or maybe just a peek at one of the lovely calendar girls, then make sure you book your ticket and add this show to your calendar. LL

Manifesto 2083

The Classic Buskers

Hässleholm Kulturhus (SWE); Thu 19:00; tickets: 120SEK Kulturhuset Anders, Höör (SWE); Sun 16:00; tickets: 120SEK, concessions 20100SEK Konserthuset Kristianstad (SWE); Tue 17:00; tickets: 180SEK, concessions 20100SEK Describing their work as “classical music without the boring bits”, Britain’s Michael Copley (40 different woodwind instruments) and Ian Moore (accordion mainly) have been together since the 1970s, playing the likes of Elgar, Purcell and Holst to much respect and amusement. Included in their repetoire is a tribute to the recent Olympics.

BBC Singers

Konserthuset Kristianstad, Kristianstad (SWE); Mon 19:00; Tickets: 240SEK, concessions 70-200SEK Helsingborg Konserhus, Helsingborg (SWE); Wed 19:30; Tickets: 240SEK, concessions 120SEK The BBC singers have an impressive repertoire, playing music from the early Renaissance as well as contemporary material. This concert will treat audiences to works by two British Renaissance composers, Byrd and Tallis, followed by some Takemitsu and the premiere of Jackson’s Choral Symphony.

Pelle Gudmundsen-Holmgren premieres new work

Den Sorte Diamant, Cph K; Sat 17:00. Tickets: 180kr, concessions 80-150kr This is the concert to attend if you want to be part of history or at least part of a premiere. The programme includes the debut of four pieces (Prelude, Turn, Song, Play, Sound l-II) composed by Danish composer Pelle Gudmundsen-Holmgren specifically for the London Sinfonietta and the Danish-based Theatre of Voices. SOFIE GRAVERS JACOBSEN NEW

Café Teatret, Skindergade 3, Cph K; starts Thu (Oct 11), ends Nov 14, Mon-Fri at 21:00, Sat 17:00; tickets: 145kr; www.cafeteatret.dk Based upon text from mass-murderer Anders Breivik’s manifesto, this co-production with Dramatikkens Hus in Oslo is a look into the motives of the man responsible for the 77 dead and 158 injured in the 2011 Norway attacks. LL

Traces

Republique, Store Scene, Østerfælled Torv 37, Cph Ø; starts Fri, ends Oct 21, TueFri 20:00, Sat 17:00, 20:00, Sun 15:00; Tickets: 80-295kr; www. republique.dk The high risk acrobatic show Traces follows five characters who spend their final moments on Earth leaving their traces. EM

Wallman’s Dinner Show

Cirkusbygningen, Jernbanegade 8, 1609 Cph V; performances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; Tickets: adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info.wallmans@wallmans.com; www.wallmans.dk A group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

The Golden Cockerel

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Oct 26, performances at 20:00 on Sat, Wed; tickets 95795kr; www.kglteater.dk Alexander Pushkin’s poem The Golden Cockerel was made into an opera by Russian composer Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov in 1909. It promises to be a visually appealing performance. FBP

Walking in the night

Dansehallerne, Pasteursvej 20, Cph V; starts Tue, ends 20 Oct, weekday performances at 20:00 (not Oct 15), times vary at weekends; Tickets: 210kr, under- 25s: 140kr, group discounts available, www.teaterbillet.dk; www. danskdanseteater.dk UNDER THE UMBRELLA title of Walking in the Night, the Danish Dance Theatre is staging three expertly choreographed and performed pieces of contemporary dance, which will delight audiences at 12 thrilling shows at DANSEhallerne in the flourishing artistic atmosphere of the Carlsberg district. The world-renowned Israeli, Itzik Galili, and the up-and-coming Swedish-based Bosnian choreographer, Edhem Jesenkovic, are teaming up to put the Danish Dance Theatre’s international troupe of dancers through their paces. It is sure to be a memorable evening with a trio of danced dramas that speak directly to the body and soul. Jesenkovic has himself danced under the tutelage of Galili, and in this way the evening promises to be a classic meeting of the master and his pupil. One of the world’s most sought-after choreographers, Galili will be overseeing two of his classic pieces: Peeled and Fragile. Both per-

Exhibitions

fectly showcase the troupe’s breathtaking skills and energy. Galili has created works for some of the most important companies in the world, such as Les Ballet de Monte Carlo, Batsheva Dance Company and Netherlands Dance Theatre II. He has been living in Holland since 1991 and this will be a rare, but extremely welcome visit to Denmark. Peeled (2004) is a visually spectacular and dynamic work originally created for ten dancers, but now performed by the company’s 12 dancers. This compelling work depicts our quest for self-esteem and was created through the improvisation and provocative manipulation of Galili. The specially composed soundtrack (provided by Dutch group Percosa) incorporates the percussive rhythm of typewriters as a soundscape. An astonishingly breathtaking lighting design of 15 squares lit from above could be described as the 13th dancer. Sudden changes of colours and lights that follow and guide the dancers across the stage are an ingeniously integrated part of the performance. The choreography itself is a joy to behold and creates a highly intense theatrical atmosphere. Galili challenges the audience to listen to their own inner interpretations and reach out into the unknown. In contrast to the raw physical energy of Peeled, is the sheer mystery and beauty of Galili’s Fragile (1997), a powerful, gripping and intimate dance performed as a duet. The choreography conveys a whole

understated register of emotions, from the erotic to the melancholy. The fluid and technically challenging movements rotate seamlessly around a single downward strip of light. The choreography harnesses a powerful and attentive energy that captivates and hypnotises the audience. The second half of the evening bears witness to the talents of the up-and-coming Jesenkovic, a former dancer from Danish Dance Theatre who is currently part of the Norwegian Carte Blanche ensemble. His 12 years of experience as a dancer have given him the backbone in which to develop his skills as a choreographer, and in 2011 he won critical acclaim for the performance 4 times Hundred – which was inspired by his childhood experiences in Sarajevo. Jesenkovic now returns to Denmark with the world première of his Dilemma of Obedience. Both a choreographer and musician, Jesenkovic works intensely with rhythm and musicality. As you would expect, he works in close collaboration with the dancers, developing the choreography with a focus on intricacy of movement and the physical potential of the body. Dilemma of Obedience is inspired by the chilling experiments of Stanley Milgram in the 1960s. Milgram demonstrated that people, in general, trusted and obeyed the commands of authority to the extent that they were willing to impose electric shock treatment

Malaise

Todd James

NEW

Album Covers: Vinyl Revival NEW

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; starts Oct 11, ends 13 March; open Tue 10:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk With over 400 LP covers, this survey exhibition explores the stylish visual culture of classic album covers. From hand- drawn record covers of the 1950s to the present day, the exhibition has something for everyone. Album art from jazz to classic rock, from pyschedelia to fantasy landscapes, are included in this design survey. BF NEW

Holstebro Kunstmuseum, Museumsvej 2, Holstebro; ends Jan 6, open Tue & Fri, 12:00-16:00, Wed 19:00-21:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00, www.holstebrokunstmuseum.dk, 9742 4518 Skulls and skeletons, the icons that symbolise death, have always fascinated the artist and tattooist Dr Lakra. Using graphics by José Guadalupe Posada, he has redecorated the museum’s walls in the most macabre way. MAR

Hans Alf Gallery, Holbergsgade 13, Cph K; starts Oct 5, ends Oct 29; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.hansalf.com Frederik Raddum presents new sculptural work in this solo exhibition. Based in Norway, the artist is inspired by super hero figurines, LEGO men, classic Japanese film, and popular culture. His life-size sculptures are humorous, but with a slightly twisted edge. BF

Tomb and Treasures

Malmö Arena, Mässgatan 6, Malmö; ends Feb 17; open Mon-Fri 10:00-18:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; Sat-Sun 10:0017:00; Tickets: 165kr (MonFri), 195kr (Sat-Sun); www. tutankhamon.dk This exhibition features Egyptian artefacts from the famous Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamon. BF

A Clan of Boats

Faurschou Foundation, Klubiensvej 11, Cph Ø; ends Dec 7; open Tue-Fri 11:0017:00; www.faurschou.com Chinese artist Cai Guo-Qiang has been invited to create new versions of his signature gunpowder drawings based on Danish history. The opening of the exhibition last week marked the opening of the gallery. BF

NEW

V1 Gallery, Flæsketorvet 69-71, Cph V; starts Oct 5, ends Oct 27; open Wed-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www. v1gallery.com American artist Todd James returns to Copenhagen for a new solo exhibition. James works with graphic prints and installations, using bright colours and text to create his artwork. BF

Alex Dordoy

A deleted scene from Cronenberg’s The Fly: he stepped out of the telepod and instantly knew something was wrong

on others. Eight dancers are supplemented by eight mask-bearing figures who represent the dark side of human nature. Man’s inhumanity to man and the negative consequences of group mentality are explored in this specially commis-

sioned piece. It will be fascinating to witness Jesenkovic’s interpretation. Aficionados of modern dance have already bought tickets for the sold-out première. With just under an hour of world class choreography featuring the undeniable talents of

the Danish Dance Theatre’s group of incredible dancers, this could be the perfect introduction to an alluring and enchanting world that will only leave you wanting more.

Va n d r e m o t i ve r (Walking Motifs)

Bellum Omnium Contra Omnes

Michael Reisch

NEW

Clausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; starts Oct 6, ends Nov 10; open Tue-Sat 11:00-17:00; www.clausenskunsthandel.dk Accomplished Danish artist Jytte Rex presents new work on the subject of walking. Rex combines painting, drawing, and photography in this solo exhibition. BF

Christian Andersen, Høkerboderne 17-19, Cph V; starts Sep 29, ends Nov 3; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.christianandersen.net London-based artist Alex Dordoy works in mixed-media installation, combining painting and sculpture in an investigation of materials. BF

Rost

Gruppeudstilling Exhibition)

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; tickets: 75kr; www. glyptoteket.com Per Kirkeby, one of Denmark’s greatest abstract masters, brings a selection of works ranging from 1981 to the present day. DS

(Group

Danske Grafikeres Hus, Sølvgade 14, Cph K; starts Sep 28, ends Oct 21; open Thu-Sun 13:00-17:00; www. danskegrafikere.dk Painter and printmaker Svend Danielsen curated this group exhibition. BF

Narcissus

Gallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Oct 17; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00; www. galleryb15.dk Danish painter Malte Fisker presents new work in this solo exhibition. Fisker’s paintings are muted studies in abstraction. BF

Andersen’s Contemporary, Amager Strandvej 50b, Cph S; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.andersenscontemporary.dk Daniel Lergon presents nine works painted with water on pulverised iron applied to canvas, which gives them a rusty weathered effect. LD

Kirkeby Epiphany

Self-Portrait

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 95kr, under-18s free adm; www. louisiana.dk An exhibition of over 100 examples of artists working with selfportraiture in the 20th century. BF

Gallery Poulsen, Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V; starts Sep 28, ends Oct 27; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:30, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.gallerypoulsen.com Jade Townsend and William Powhida are New York-based artists who collaborate on largescale drawings poking fun at the international art world. BF

ZZzzzZZzzz/ShoboShobo

KRETS, Kristianstadsgatan 16, Malmö, SE; ends Oct 7; open Weds 17:00-20:00. Fri 14:00-17:00, Sat-Sun 12:0015:00; www.krets.info ShoboShobo is the alter-ego of French artist Mehdi Hercberg. In this exhibition, the artist works with gigantic sculpture inspired by carnival, circus, and festival culture. BF

Modelling Agency: Inside the Curator’s Studio

IMO, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 13; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.imo-projects.com Janus Høm and Martyn Reynolds explore the boundaries between artistic and curatorial practice, creating a hybrid that uses the best tools from each. LD

PETE STREADER

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; starts Sep 28, ends Nov 3; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.plgallery.dk German landscape photographer Michael Reisch presents striking depictions of mountains. BF

Palestine sans souci

NEW

Fotografisk Centre, Pasteurvej 14, Cph V; ends Oct 7, open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-20:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-16:00; tickets: 25kr; www.photography.dk This is the last chance to visit Living the high life, a solo exhibition by Danish-Palestinian artist Larissa Sansour. It’s a dreamlike vision of Palestine, finally pacified. MAR

Yummy Rooms for Robespierre

Museet for Samtidskunst, Stændertorvet 3D, Roskilde; started Sep 22, ends Nov 3; open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00, SatSun 12:00-16:00; Tickets: 40kr, concessions & Wed: free adm; www.samtidskunst.dk Danish artist Jørgen Michaelsen presents new artistic research into the life of French revolutionary hero, Robespierre. BF

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HENRIK STENBERG

Master vs apprentice dance-off

Dancing with the demons

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Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Oct 28; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65 kr, under18s free adm; www.smk.dk This exhibition presents the work of painter Henri Matisse. BF

Overruling Pain

Still here now

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V, ends Nov 26, open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk A group exhibition in collaboration with MOHS Exhibit in Vesterbro. This exhibition includes 15 artists predominantly from New York. BF

Museet for Samtidskunst, Stændertorvet 3D, Roskilde; started Sep 22, ends Nov 3; open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00, SatSun 12:00-16:00; Tickets: 40kr, children, students & Wed: free adm; www. samtidskunst.dk Danish artist Gudrun Hasle is dyslexic and a depressive, and her artwork deals with the anguish, frustration and pain associated with these illnesses, often with dark humour. BF

Per Bak Jensen & Per Inge Bjørlo

Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard.com Per Bak Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. BF

Dexter Bang Sinister Kunsthal Charlottenborg; ends Oct 21; tickets: 60kr, concessions 40kr; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Inspired by research into 1960s psychedelic visual culture. BF

Modernisme and Guldalder

Nivaagaards, Malerisamling, Gl Strandvej 2, Nivå; ends Jan 1; open Tue-Fri 12:0016:00, Wed 12:00-20:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00; entry 70kr, concessions 50kr, under-18s free adm; www.nivaagaard.dk Johannes Hage Nivaagaard and Knud W Jensen Louisana both started their own museums and built an impressive collection of Danish and foreign art. LD

Paradise

Galerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; ends Oct 6; open TueFri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0014:00; www. galeriepi.dk Adrian R Perdomo’s paintings are colorful abstractions of organic shapes. BF

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Danh Vo: We the People

Sense of Furniture

Conversations

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

Secret Garden

Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Oct 21, open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00; www.kunsthallennikolaj.dk/en Nine international contemporary artists reflect on alternatives to our usual ways of expressing ourselves, across a variety of different mediums. LD

Show Me Your Model

Danish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open MonSun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:0021:00; Tickets: 40kr, concessions 25kr, under-15s free adm; www.dac.dk Visit architectural models of different scales, experiencing the architectural process in a new and different way. BF

Digesting Europe piece by piece

Traneudstillingen, Gentofte Hovedbibliotek, Ahlmanns Allé 6, Hellerup; ends Oct 13, open Mon-Fri 10:0019:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. genbib.dk The focus is on both historical and current cultural identity in Latin America. LD

HALLOWEEN

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue 10:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk This exhibition celebrates the centenary of the birth of Danish furniture designer Finn Juhl. BF Gl Holtegaard, Attemosevej 170, Gl Holte; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www.glholtegaard.dk Young Danish artists will occupy Lauritz de Thurah’s baroque garden, exhibiting sculptures and projects. LD

Unfinished Journeys

Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:0020:00; tickets: 60kr, members free; www.glstrand.dk This exhibition focuses on communities in relation to the impact of globalisation on local and global communities. LD

New Nordic: Architecture & Identity

Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, SatSun 11:00-18:00; www.louisiana.dk This exhibition opens a new series focused on architecture, culture and identity. From cuisine to design, Nordic ideas and trends are of international interest. BF

Edward Kienholz: Five Car Stud

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; Open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Tickets 95kr, Concessions 85kr, Under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk Edward Kienholz’s artwork has a rebellious, provocative and aggressive feel to it. It revisits the racism that was common in America in the not so distant past. LD

It Comes in Waves

paramore

john entwistle

stevie nicks

Kids Adults

Come dressed up and join “Little Monsters Ball”. Enjoy our delicious brunch* and have loads of fun. Carve pumpkins, watch cartoons, go trick-or-treating and have your face painted. There will be a grand prize for the best costume.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27 •10.00AM-12.30PM Reservation required. 99kr pr. adult, 79 kr pr. child. *Includes brunch and coffee/tea and juice

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Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.nilsstaerk.dk Matthew Ronay presents oppositions such as male-female, lifedeath, life-darkness and reality-unreality. LD

Some Boarded Up Houses

Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Tue-Fri 12:0017:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www. nicolaiwallner.com Joachim Koester presents photos of boarded-up houses from around the US that depict the current economic turmoil. LD

Paper Match

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Lodret Vandret, Halmlageret, Ny Carlsbergvej 84, Cph V; ends Oct 13; open Tue-Sat 14:00-18:00; www.lodretogfriends.com This huge group exhibition in the old Carlsberg factory building features artists working with paper in diverse formats from paper sculpture to drawings on paper. BF

India Art: Now

Arken Museum of Contemporary Art, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; Tickets: 95kr, concessions 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.arken.dk A new survey exhibition exploring contemporary art in India. BF

François Boucher

Gl Holtegaard, Attemose vej 170, Gl Holte; ends Nov 4; Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www. glholtegaard.dk The exhibition includes 70 works of the French artist François Boucher. LD

Hito Steyerl: The Kiss

Forms of Knowledge

Graham Dolphin: View

Disappearing into the past

Overgaden, Institute of Contemporary Art, Overgaden Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.org The German artist Hito Steyerl uses video, sculpture and archival material to give form to a dramatic event that took place in 1993 during the war in Bosnia. LD David Risley Gallery, Bredgade 65, Cph K; ends Oct 6; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; free adm; www.davidrisleygallery.com A new exhibition from artist Graham Dolphin explores the bond we have with musicians and their deaths. Among the art is a collection of graphite sketches of grey skies with looming impersonal transient clouds, which depict the final moments of deceased musicians like US country singer Hank Williams. DS

French masterpieces

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends 30 Apr 2013; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; Entry 75kr; 33418141; www.glyptoteket.com This array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey through from 1850 to the 20th century. LD

Everything Louder than Everything Else/Acid Reflux

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk Danish artist Rose Eken finds inspiration in the excess of rock music drums, electric guitars, and light shows. American artist Zach Johnsen’s drawings and paintings comment on the excesses of contemporary consumer culture. BF

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Galleri Tom Christoffersen, Skindergade 5, Cph K; ends Oct 20; open Wed-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. tomchristoffersen.dk Danish artist Christian Vind will present new work in this solo exhibition. Vind works with paper collage, book arts, and mixed media in his art practice. Humour and art history are sources of inspiration for the young artist. BF

Salon at GL Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www.glstrand.dk Morten Steen Hebsgaard’s installation is inspired by the ideas of Friedrich Fröbels (1782-1852), the German pedagogue who came up with the concept of the kindergarten. BF Martina Asbæk Gallery, Bredgade 23, Cph K; started Sep 13, ends Oct 20, open Tue-Fri, 11:00-18:00, Sun 11:00-16:00; www.martinasbaek.com An exhibition of the work of photographer Astrid Kruse Jensen, whose vivid prints of lightning will have you reaching to pull the duvet over your head. MAR

Group Show

Gallery Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, Cph S; ends Oct 27; open Thu-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilarsolsen.com Features outstanding Copenhagen-based artists who have exhibited their work internationally – including work about complicated issues like international adoption and dual national identity. BF

Danish/International Art after 1900

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish art history in the modern era is restaged to include representation of the international influence from the US, Germany and France, as well as an emergence of a female avant-garde. BF

Denmark by Design

The Danish Design Centre, HC Andersens Boulevard 27, Cph V; ends 12 May 2013; open Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Wed 10.00-21.00; www.ddc.dk This exhibition shows the development of Danish design from 1945-2010. CP

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The soul of the Faroes Teitur

Temple, Jernbanevej 16, Kongens Lyngby Friday 21.00 150kr, www.billetlugen.dk

TTEMPTING TO make it as a singer/song writer has never been easy. With the genre flooded with a host of talented artists, and more strumming away in their bedrooms waiting to take the stage, it’s difficult enough to even get a gig, let alone sell records. What it takes is a truly powerful talent and the ability to sound different to everyone else. It takes an original voice and lyrics that actually say something. Fortunately for Teitur, he has all of this in spades, and as his popularity grows, he’s moving from strength to strength. Moving to Copenhagen as a teenager from the Faroe Islands, Teitur soon found work as a songwriter for a prominent LA-based publishing house. No small feat in itself, his work as a songwriter led to his first album, Poetry and Aeroplanes, which was released in the summer of 2003. Universally acclaimed and hailed as one of the most emotionally engaging albums of that year, he soon attracted the attention of American artist John Mayer, who became a vocal supporter of his music. The tour that followed had him play over 300

shows and open for the likes of Rufus Wainwright and Aimee Mann. After a messy break-up with his former label, Teitur released his second album, Stay Under the Stars, in 2006. More layered and featuring wider instrumentation, the album went gold in Denmark and was played on both US and Canadian radio. In the year that followed, Teitur released his third album, Káta Hornið. Written in his native language, the record saw him proudly acknowledge his Faroese background. Teitur isn’t just your average acoustic guitar man. He possesses a soulfulness rarely seen in modern musicians, and his songs can be at once uplifting and brimful of sorrow. His music seems to harbour a dark secret: one that he tries to confess through the soft harmonies and melodies of his songs. He is, without a doubt, real. It’s easy to see that he feels what he’s singing about. Teitur’s fourth album was recorded in 2008 and saw him move in a different direction. Dark, moody and often experimental, The Singer was recorded on the small Island of Gotland at the summerhouse of a former Swedish princess. The location was aptly chosen, and the album has a sparse coldness that reflects the environment. Above all, the album proved that Teitur is willing to go down paths that

differ from his most popular songs − a trait that’s seen him transform time and time again. There are very few people who can say they’ve shared a beer with legendary blues artist Chris Whitley, but Teitur is among them. Considering both artists’ interest in simple, emotional songs, it’s easy to see how they got along. Their meeting was the inspiration for Teitur’s song ‘Legendary Afterparty’ − chance encounters like these often worm their way into his writing. Teitur’s most recent album was released in 2010, and he’ll more than likely have more up his sleeve. Expect to hear a mixture of his old classics as well as new material. With tickets going for as little as 150kr, this will be one of the better shows you’ll see this month. ANDY RUGG

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Cold Specks

Store Vega; 21:00; 150kr The Canadian singer Al Spx (aka Cold Specks) has made a lasting impression on the soul-pop scene with her poetically entitled album I Predict a Graceful Expulsion (2012). Emerging from the gospel tradition, Spx blots her emotional songs with a distinctly wintry flavour − particularly in the ballad ‘Winter Solstice’. The 24-year-old has been on the receiving end of favourable reviews recently – particularly for the tracks ‘Blank Maps’, ‘Netherlands’ and ‘The Mark’ – and you can be sure those who filled the Pavilion tent at this year’s Roskilde will make up the numbers at Store Vega.

Fu Manchu

Pumpehuset; 21:00; 192kr Hailing from southern California, the four-piece stonerrock band offer a psychedelic flavoured type of rock that is at once gritty, pacey and raw. Founded in the late ‘80s, the ever-changing line-up of the group has cultivated a brand of music that has become synonymous with Venice Beach’s blossoming surfer/skateboard scene. Having broken their promise to commit to one last tour ever last year − a tour which was centred around the band’s eponymous third studio-album, In Search Of (1996) − the comeback of the group promises to be, once again, a concert of epic proportions.

The Blue Van

Forbrændingen; 21:00; 160kr The Danish four-piece catapulted onto the rock scene in 2003 with a style of rock music that is something of a mix of The Kinks and Cream, borrows as much from the ‘60s as it does the ‘80s glam-rock, and is bursting with surefire appeal. Their music is ruled by meaty guitar riffs that give body to their hefty rock sound. With several big numbers to their name that have grabbed the attention of American listeners, and their new record, Would You Change Your Life?, flying high in the charts, the future’s bright for one of the biggest acts to come out of the country in the past decade.

Evan Parker feat KonvoJ: Ensemble

CPH Jazzhouse; 20:00; 100kr Considered one of Europe’s most talented and intriguing saxophonists, Parker’s avant-garde solos combine creative breathing techniques and use of the hands. Recognised as one of John Coltrane’s many disciples, Parker worked as part of an experimental quartet in Birmingham in the early ‘60s before making significant waves in London’s blossoming underground jazz scene in the mid-‘60s. The 21st century has seen an electronic dimension appear in Parker’s approach to the point where he is now thought of as something of a noise artist.

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

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September 25 Lille Vega T 9:03 PM, an antsy, excited, sold-out crowd at Lille Vega began chanting: “Mack-le-more, Mack-le-more, Mack-le-more” – but they’d have to wait. It wasn’t until five minutes til ten that the lights finally dimmed and Macklemore bounded onto the stage to roars and raised arms, possessed with the cool energy of the smooth and simple bassline of his 2011 single ‘Make the Money’, which vibrated thickly through the crowd. The song, which chronicles Macklemore’s early rap career, is really about staying true to yourself: making the money, if you’re lucky, but not letting it make you. Macklemore has been rapping since 2000 when, as a 17year old, he distributed a selfrecorded EP entitled Open Your

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Eyes. After releasing his first fulllength album, The Language of My World, in 2005, Macklemore fought a bout of substance abuse and had an unproductive mid-naughties. But in 2010, he teamed up with producer Ryan Lewis to release the EP VS. Redux, and since then the two have been touring Europe and the US, generating lots of hype along the way. On Tuesday it was obvious why. After polling the crowd for their age group – the 90s babies

nearly screamed the one 70s flower-child out of the room – Macklemore said: “You know what the first thing me and my boys do when we get to a new city? We go to a thrift shop.” Released this year, the single ‘Thrift Shop’ shuns materialism and glorifies an individualised style of swag that doesn’t depend on money or branded homogeneity. The crowd lapped it up. The duo then played ‘Ten Thousand Hours’, the first track off their upcoming album The

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Heist. The real first of the night came afterwards, though, when Macklemore, having a little fun, asked the crowd to sit down – and we obliged. “No-one’s ever got everyone to sit down at a hiphop show,” Macklemore said, and the crowd laughed and cheered. They were quick to their feet, though, for what was arguably the biggest crowd-pleaser of the night, ‘Wings’, a song about Nike Air Jordans, our relationship to consumerism and trying to fly, metaphorically. Macklemore departed momentarily before returning moments later for an encore with the catchy, uptempo synthesised riff of ‘And We Danced’, from the 2009 release The Unplanned Mixtape, prepping the crowd ready for one last energetic hurrah. Everyone in Vega sang the refrain and it was clear they sang for the same reason as himself – they meant it: “And we danced, and we cried, and we laughed, and had a really, really, really good time.” HENRY BUTMAN

Scissor Sisters

Amager Bio; 20:00; 350kr Led by the charismatic performers Jake Shears and Ana Matronic, the Scissor Sisters’ sassy, cool and catchy blend of pop and glam-rock became something of a global phenomenon overnight when they crashed onto the club scene with their self-titled debut album in 2004. Following the release of Night Work last year, they’ve once again stayed on the right side of music critics and continue to be a grand commercial success. Renowned for their flamboyant, carnivalesque and lavish performances, it comes as no surprise that tickets are rapidly selling out, so book up soon to avoid disappointment!

Nightlife Nick Hook

Culture Box; Fri 23:00; 70kr Since the dawn of acid house, the London-bred DJ and producer has been at the epicentre of the scene. Producing over 110 tracks for some of the biggest house labels in the UK − including Whoop!, Loaded, Distinctive and FFRR − he’s become something of a house legend, continuiAng to play at some of the biggest venues in Europe. A torchbearer for progressive acid house, the direction of his music has evolved since the early ‘90s, with his latest mixes tapping into a growing subgenre of acid house. Making his first appearance in Copenhagen this Friday, it’s likely to be an occasion that Copenhagen’s club crowd will embrace with open arms.

Heat: Large Professor

Rust; Fri 00:00 100kr Making his foray into the rap world in the late ‘80s as part of the hip-hop outfit Main Source, the Queens-born rapper has worked with some of the biggest names in

L.O.C.

Portalen; 20:00; 295kr Thought of as one of Denmark’s biggest pop-rap outfits − in the shape of the Danish-Irish rapper Liam O’ Connor − his Californian-styled rap has wooed a proportion of Danish pop music fans with his 2008 album, Melankolia, going number one in the Danish charts. Although it pains me to write something about L.O.C., you can’t deny the extent of his popularity with Danish youngsters − of course it remains to be seen whether his lame tunes are a positive influence on the younger generation. Also note that most of L.O.C.’s numbers will be delivered in Danish. DANIEL VAN DER NOON the industry – including Nas, QTip and Big Daddy Kane. Now 40 years old, the Professor recently released his sixth solo album, Professor @ Large (2012), which includes collaborations with Action Bronson, Busta Rhymes and Fame MOP. It’s a solid record that hearkens back to the classic urban rap style that lorded over New York in the ‘90s.

Shut Up and Play the Hits: James Murphy (LCD Soundsystem) & 2ManyDJs

Koncerthuset; Sat 21:00; 250kr This Saturday will see the premiere of the eagerly anticipated documentary-film Shut Up and Play the Hits, which chronicles the career of the irreverent electronicmusic outfit LCD Soundsystem. Following the showing of the film − where James Murphy, along with other influential figures in the industry will be present − there will be an exclusive after-party hosted by none other than James Murphy and 2ManyDJs. Tickets for this gig will definitely sell out, so be sure to book up the moment you’ve finished reading. DANIEL VAN DER NOON

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WITH A NAME inspired by a sexual position between two women, Scissor Sisters are a group of energetic performers who will be thrusting themselves onto a venue near you on October 11. The flamboyant New York band is glam rock, pop and electro all rolled into one dizzying, brash, upbeat spectacle. At the beginning of their career, in the early naughties, they performed as part of an underground Cabaret show that also featured an artist dressed as a giant vagina, singing “Lick me in my wet spot” to the tune of ‘Hit Me With Your Best Shot’. The band is certainly racy, and you’ll most probably feel like dancing when they come to Amager Bio. Tickets are 350kr from www.billetlugen.dk. The xx are an English trio who want to detach themselves from their exes, including their former school, Elliott School, where they all met alongside several other famous bands like Hot Chip and Four Te. “A teacher from Elliott, who had never even taught us, said how great we were,” one of them once said. “It’s a bit annoying.” And they were quick to set the record straight on an ex-band member, publicly announcing they had dropped Baria Qureshi in 2009, contradicting media reports that she left due to exhaustion. But no-one likes to have a friend who constantly bitches about their ex. So, let’s highlight some of the positives – and there are many. The group’s self-titled 2009 debut, which they impressively produced themselves, rated highly on the ‘best of the year’ lists – taking ninth spot on the Rolling Stone list and second for NME.

Events Out of the Dark – NEW Scandinavian Female Directors Husets Biograf, Magstræde 14, Cph K; Sun 18:00; free adm Come and enjoy the works of some of the most influential female directors of the last century. Includes screenings of Child Prohibited by Sweden’s Marie-Louise Ekman, and the Norwegian film Wives by Anja Breien. LL Celebrate the harvest NEW Aarstiderne, Krogerup Avlsgaard, Krogerupvej 3, Humlebæk; Sat 14:00-24:00; tickets (includes buffet) 175kr; www.aarstiderne.com October is harvest month! Venture north of Copenhagen up the coast to Humlebæk to celebrate and enjoy the generous gifts of earth: light and dark beers, potatoes, sausages, a guided tours of the brewery and malt house, and much more. MAR Free jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:0020:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday!

Their sound embraces hushed vocals and dark, dreamy synth, with stunning results. Drift off in a beautiful state of melancholy and soaring notes at Falconer Salen on November 25. Tickets are 300kr at www.billetlugen.dk. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. That’s what a Grizzly Bear sounds like. Well, almost. The Brooklyn band sounds a bit more like a combination of psychedelic, folk and pop than their hairy forebear. These guys are well worth checking out. Radiohead’s guitarist Johnny Greenwood called Grizzly Bear his favourite band when they toured together in Toronto in 2008. The following year, the group released their widely acclaimed album with the unpronounceable title, Veckatimest. It topped the Wall Street Journal’s best albums list, came sixth on both Pitchfork and the New York Times lists and took number eight in Time. Not too shabby at all. Their latest album, Sheilds, was leaked on the net last month. Help them make up for their losses by purchasing a ticket for their show at Falconer Salen on October 28. Tickets are 240kr from www.billetlugen.dk. Continuing on the animal theme, Band of Horses are also galloping into Falconer Salen next month. This American rock band is very popular among Danish indie kids. Jump on the bandwagon and grab a ticket to see their November 11 performance at www.billetlugen.dk for 350kr. Horses too slow for you? How about upping the CCs with a seat at the Danish FIM Speedway Grand Prix? Sure, there’s plenty of time before the

Harvest picnic NEW Karens Milde Kulturhus, Wagnersvej 19, Cph SV; Sun 10:00-14:00; free adm; www. sydhavnstippen.dk A great event for all the family to attend to celebrate the harvest. Pick berries and other fruits, and bake flatbreads over an open fire. Let autumn’s colours captivate your hearts! MAR Shop to support NEW Masai girls! Nathanaels Kirke, Holmbladsgade 19, Cph S; Sat 12:00-17.30; free adm; www.nenkashe.dk A flea market organised by the Nenkashe Educational Center to raise money for Masai girls’ schooling, school uniforms and daily essentials, and to fight female circumcision and forced marriages. Enjoy foot massages, children’s theatre, catwalks, freshly baked pastries, good coffee, great beer and more, all for a reasonable price. MAR Rhythms of NEW the Ørestad! Ørestad Bibliotek, Arne Jacobsens Allé 19, Cph S; Sat 10:00-12:00; tickets: adults 30kr, children 30kr; 3317 8440, orestadbibliotek@ kff.kk.dk; www.bibliotek.kk.dk Let your children unleash their rhythms! Guaranteed Fun! MAR

event takes off at Parken next June, but surely having a hot ticket in your clutches over the winter will be enough to get you through the dark, depressive months. Cheap seats start from 200kr at www.billetlugen.dk. If drag racing seems a bit too low-brow, an evening at the theatre might be more appropriate. Harold Pinter’s play Old Times is being performed by That Theatre Company and Why Not Theatre Company at Krudttønden for a month starting from October 24. Erotic. Sensual. Haunting. Poetic. Sounds good. Tickets are 165kr from www. billetten.dk. Agnes Obel also sounds good. The Danish singer/songwriter spent most of her secondary school life making pottery and playing music, before ditching class for music full-time. After releasing her debut album in 2010, one of her latest singles, ‘Riverside’, has made a splash abroad, featuring in a few TV shows, including Grey’s Anatomy. She’s got a gorgeous voice. Let it seduce you on December 11 at the beautiful Det Kongelige Teater’s Gamle Scene. Tickets are 120-370kr from www.billetlugen.dk. From the white-haired Dane with an angelic voice, to the dance event of the season, which since the very start has always been a strictly all white affair. Sensation is coming to Parken on November 3, this year with the theme ‘Source of Light’. A dizzying vodkabased cocktail of DJs, acrobats, dancers, pyrotechnics and lasers will transport you to a wonderful white oasis. Tickets start from 615kr at www.billetlugen.dk.

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SENSATION COMPETITION!! Win two tickets to Sensation. Simply answer the question that appears at the end of this article on our website. We will announce the winner online on October 16, and in the newspaper in the October 19-25 issue.

Big Brøndby NEW flea market Ditlevs gamle købmandsbutik, Brøndbyøstervej 112, Brøndby; SatSun, 10:00-16:00; free adm Cheer up at the sight of undiscovered treasures, unsampled cake and coffee made with love. MAR Dido & Aeneas NEW Koncertsalen, Koncerthuset, Emil Holms Kanal 20, Cph C; Sun 16:00; tickets: 130480kr; 3520 3040, www.dr.dk The DR Vokal Ensemblet will bring to life one of the Ancient World’s great love stories. When Carthage’s queen mourns the departure of her Trojan hero, there won’t be a dry eye in the venue, although the flames of her funeral pyre should see to that. MAR East by Southeast Film Festival Cinemateket, Gothersgade 55, Cph K, nds Oct 21; www.dfi.dk Thirteen countries are represented at the East by Southeast film festival, showing everything from Transylvanian satire to Polish animation. RKM Crime Tours Nytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at weirdwalks.dk@ gmail.com,3117 7727 Learn about the “gruesome tales of murky jail houses, terrible laws and merciless executioners”. MØ

The Globe Quiz is back! Nørregade 43-45 Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team Just 25 kroner per person (max five a team) and the winners get 1,000 kroner, second place 500 and third place a crate of beer. As well as three rounds of 15 questions each – courtesy of quizmaster John Kelleher - there are two beer round questions, a raffle and a rollover. Ghost tour Nytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at booking@ghosttour.dk Come see Copenhagen’s most haunted buildings on this spooky tour. Hear about the ghosts that haunt Copenhagen, and see ancient buildings in a new light. SM Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sun 13:00; 20kr; www. travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure! Show Me Your Model guided tour in English Danish Architecture Centre; ends Oct 21, Sun 14:00-15:00; free with admission to centre; www.dac.dk Listen to the stories behind the exhibition Show Me Your Model on a Sunday tour with one of the DAC’s skilled guides. SM

NEXT WEEK: MUSEUMS CORNER Inside the bunker Vestvolden, near Artellerimagasinet; open daily 11:00-16:00; free adm; www.befaestningen.dk Learn about Danish military history in the Ejby Bunker. Play the thrilling game ‘Cold War Spy’ and much, much more. MAR Jazz Cruise Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; tickets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dk Discover Copenhagen from the water with a live jazz soundtrack courtesy of Henning Munk & Plumperne. National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week. History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00; tickets: 80kr; 90 mins; www.historytours.dk Focusing on the 1900s. Spar Shipping Fishing Trips Nyhavn 61, Cph K (dock on Lautrupskaj); Weekdays: 225kr from 08:00-15:00, Weekends: twice a day: 07:00-12:30 & 12:45-18:00, the trips depend on numbers so are rarely confirmed well in advance; 3333 9355, www.sparshipping.dk Hook a fish on their sea trips.

Café doodling Monster Times, Mozarts Plads, Cph S; Wed 17:0021:00; free adm; www.facebook.com/monstertimes If you like to doodle and drink coffee, you get the chance to combine the two every Wednesday. The café provides free pens for your disposal, while the soft electronic music brings a Berlin feeling to the place. MSØ Cph’s Loppetorv Israels Plads, Linnesgade, Cph K; Every Saturday until October 28, 08:00-14:00; contact Merete Stoltz at 2616 4576 or mb@mediehuset-kbh. dk Copenhagen’s Loppetorv is Denmark’s oldest flea market, featuring both antique dealers and private sellers. Situated in a nice, central location, this flea market will surely be a fun experience, whether you are buying or simply windowshopping. ClS Knit in public Kongens Have, Gothersgade 60, Cph K; Mon 14:00-17:00; free adm If you’ve never knitted for a bee before, what are you waiting for? Bring a group of friends and have your needles ready to knit for Bybi, an organisation that works to support sustainable beekeeping and honey production in Copenhagen.

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SELECT SHOPPING

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Pico Østerbrogade 98, Cph Ø & Grønnegade 38, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 11:00-17:30, Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 10:00-15:00; price range: 400-700kr Though these small boutiques specialise mostly in jewellery, they carry their own line of feminine ballerina flats. Both locations have previously been old-fashioned sweet shops, and though the shelves are now lined with colourful shoes and jewellery, the cosy and dainty atmosphere of a chocolatier still exists. All the shoes are made in real leather and found in every colour of the rainbow. Anniel per Pico, a slightly more costly line, are shoes made for dancers and include an extra sole for a perfect fit. Christian Louboutin Grønnegade 6, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 10:00-18:00, Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:0016:00; price range: 3,000-15,000kr If you’re looking for something fancy and have the cash to splash, then make your way to the recently opened Christian Louboutin boutique. The quintessential redsoled shoes may cost more than a month’s rent and pain your feet something fierce, but you know you’ll be the envy of every fashionista in the room … any room!

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Femina Messe Forum Copenhagen, Julius Thomsens Plads 1, 1925 Frederiksberg C; starts Fri, ends Sun, open Friday 10:00-19:00, Sat & Sun 10:00-18:00; tickets 110kr, under-12s 55kr, with gift bag included: 195kr; www.feminaiforum.dk, www.femina.dk

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Dope Vimmelskaftet 42 & Købmagergade 65, Cph K & Frederiksberg Centeret Allé; Mon-Thu 10:00-18:00, Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:00-17:00; price range: 99-1,999kr From 100kr Kawasaki sneaks to Lady Gagainspired stilts from Jeffrey Campbell, Dope has been a staple in every Danish girl’s shoe collection for the past decade. Topshop Østergade 34, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 10:00-19:00, Fri 10:00-20:00, Sat 10:0017:00; price range: 250-1,500kr This British high-street fashion chain may not sell the most original designs, but if you love Louboutin’s spiked loafers or Isabel Marant’s platform kicks, but can’t afford the fat price tag, you can find some affordable doppelgangers for a fraction of the price. MOSS COPENHAGEN Nørrebrogade 5, Cph N & Vesterbrogade 71, Cph V & Østerbrogade 108, Cph Ø; open Mon-Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:00-18:00; price range: 450-900kr If you’re searching for the aforementioned black booties, then look no further, because MOSS has some of the best looking and high-quality ankle boots for an affordable price – both in black for the Danglophiles and in grey for the rebels.

Children’s wear for charity Holly Golightly, Gammel Mønt 2 & 5, Cph K; ends Sat, open daily 11:00-18:00 (Sat 11:00-16:00); www.bonpoint. com Find some great bargains on Parisian clothes for your children, while supporting families going through rough times. During the first week of October, exclusive Parisian children’s wear brand Bonpoint is opening a pop-up shop on Gammel Mønt with lots of heavily discounted offers on past collections. All profits are being donated to a mothers-support charity. RKM Design school for kids Akademiet for Design Illustration & Visuel Innovation, Stockholmsgade 33, Cph Ø; ends Dec 8; www.visuel-innovation.dk This course is run by professional designers and illustrators who will encourage your children to free their imagination and discover the joys of creating. MAR Dance theatre for toddlers Dansekapellet; Bispebjerg Torv 1, Cph NV; Sun 14:0014:25; tickets 35kr (sold out - check forums for tickets), www.teaterbillet ter.dk; www.dansekapellet.dk Let your child experience the joy of dance through a warm, wordless story about friendship. For children aged 0-4. RKM

IF YOU’RE A WOMAN who is passionate about living life to the fullest, then the Femina Messe at Forum is the perfect place to visit this weekend. Women’s lifestyle is big business, and this woman’s lifestyle expo will have more than 100 exhibitors focusing on the modern woman. Bring your sister, girlfriends or your mum to this mecca for all things female and enjoy an inspirational expo covering everything from fashion, health and beauty, to business, motivation and personal development, not to mention home and living, and food and entertainment. Among the many exhibitors, the Femina Messe has four pavilions/stages where Demark’s leading experts will provide shows, demonstrations and discussions to entertain and educate. The Show Pavalion features contemporary artists, fashion shows, lectures and musicals. The Cafe Pavilion is a cosy area for lectures and debates, with links to the magazine FEMINA - if you understand Danish, the Café Stage offers great inspirational talks with successful Danish women. The Demo Kitchen on the balcony is an open kitchen featuring gastronomic masterpieces by famous chefs. And in the Lounge Pavilion, you can experience lectures, motivation and coaching sessions.

Circus Fantastica Folketeatret, Nørregade 39, Cph K; ends Oct 20; open Tue-Fri 19:30, Sat 17:00; Tickets: from 110kr; 3312 1845;www.folketeatret.dk This spectacular theatre concert is about a bunch of circus performers stranded in an amusement park during the winter break. What tricks will they perform to keep their spirit alive? EB Edges of the Universe & Coraline Reefs in CPH Tycho Brahe Planetarium, Gammel Kongevej 10, Cph K; ends Oct 14; tickets: over-12s 139kr, under-12s 89kr; www. planetariet.dk/forestillinger Travel through the dark cosmos and discover its mysteries, then jump in the deep blue water and dive among vibrantly coloured fish and plants. You will discover the amazing but fragile balance of these landscapes in these two amazing 3D films. MAR Story time Books & Company, Sofievej 1, 2900 Hellerup; Tue mornings 09:30-10:00; free adm; www. booksandcompany.dk Every Tuesday morning, storyteller Sara Albers performs stories, poems, and finger plays. She entertains, inspires and captivates kids’ imaginations, making Tuesday mornings a magical experience for all. SA

TOP PICKS: New Yorker by heart Demo Pavilion; Sun 15.30 Every woman and her cat blogs these days, but few people are as successful as Birthe Lynggaard. The newly-published author and blogger writes about American home cooking. You can meet her in person when she demonstrates her American home cooking skills. Dennis Knudsen Show Pavilion, Fri 12.30 & 17.00, Sat 11.30 & 16.30 and Sun 10.30 & 13.00 Knudsen, Denmark’s Hollywood stylist and hairdresser, will demonstrate the latest hair trends. ALSO RECOMMENDED: DIY skin care Show Pavilion; Fri 14.30, Sat 12.30 & Sun 16.00 Learn the art of DIY skin care. SPA expert Rasmus ‘Raz’ Andersen, known from the Danish morning show Go Morgen, demonstrates tips and tricks for a healthier skin. He offers visitors ideas and recipes on DIY skincare, purely with ingredients from your kitchen and garden. Passion for chocolate Demo Pavilion; Sun 13.30 According to Rasmus Bo Bojesen, chocolate is not just chocolate. Chocolate has become more and more sophisticated with delicate flavours, and subtle aromas and mixtures in compliance with the proportions and preparations of the chocolatier. Today chocolate is Bojesen’s great passion, but as a young chef he worked at different Michelin restaurants in France.

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Pernille Aalund Café Pavilion; Fri 18:00 TV host, author and director of business development for Aller Magazines, Pernille Aalund is the Danish women’s darling and the one critics love to hate. Hear Aalund talk about her insightful new book in which she shares her personal experiences of life, love and success in reaching personal goals. Mette Bloch Café Pavilion; Sat 16:30 If you are a little interested in sport you will know Mette Bloch, who is a double world champion gold medalist in single sculls rowing. Bloch is now a full time motivational speaker on winning mentality and motivation. Hear how Bloch inspires business and sports people looking for that winning edge. Marianne Tromborg Show Pavilion; Sat 15:00 Tromborg is a fantastic Danish organic make-up brand. Its creator, Marianne Tromborg herself, will share industry tips and tricks about how to apply an easy everyday make-up. LONE TVEDEGAARD

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AS THE WEATHER gets cooler and the days shorter, one super annoying thing that I just can’t ignore is my tightening waistband. Now while I don’t have any scientific proof, it just seems to be a fact of life that the colder it gets, the more we overindulge and eat. Whether we’re preparing our winter coats, or merely not as active as we were during the warmer months, it can be hard to maintain an active lifestyle. To combat the decrease in exercise and increase in overeating, healthy eating can help us maintain the slimness we are accustomed to.

Now whilst salads don’t exactly scream cold weather food, they can be made so that they provide all the comfort of a warm meal, without the need to feel guilty. Indeed warm salads can often be just as delicious and heartwarming as those naughty hot foods we often crave. My favourite warm salad is high in protein, and even better, it’s easy to make. Introduced to me by my husband, it’s an interesting combination of roast vegetables and crispy salad. Whilst it may sound weird, give it a shot and I promise your days of repenting will be over.

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Restaurant Kiin Kiin Guldbergsgade 21, Cph N; 3535 7535; four-course menu 450kr, seven-course 775kr (with wine menu 1450kr); www.kiin.dk There are only two Thai restaurants in the whole world that have been awarded a Michelin star. One of them is in London, the other one is Kiin Kiin, which you’ll find in the heart of Nørrebro. And it’s well deserved. Kiin Kiin isn’t just a restaurant, it’s an experience, a place where every little detail is thought through. PDR Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; fivecourse menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75-215kr; www. reinwalds.dk Serving lunch and dinner, a director’s script-length of choices confronts you at Reinwald’s. It’s a who’s who of classic French and Frenchinspired Danish dishes as well as a monthly set menu. Any chef would be proud of this. SC 1. th. Herluf Gade 9, Cph K; 3393 5770, 1th@1th.dk; 1,250kr per person; www.1th.dk 1. th. is a gourmet restaurant with a twist. Tucked away behind a hard-to-find door on the first floor to the right of a typical Copenhagen apartment, the restaurant is based around the concept of the dinner party with guests stepping into what appears to be a private apartment and then being utterly spoilt by their hosts. The monthly set menu costs 1,250kr and has a whopping ten courses, and you can tell them in advance of any food quirks you might have and they will personalise the menu for you. Terrific food, friendly and attentive service and a unique setting. CS

Karriere Bar Flæsketorvet 57, Cph V; open: Thu 16:00-24:00, Fri 16:00-04:00, Sat 18:00-04:00; 3321 5509; www. karrierebar.com An edgy bar where the music and gossip don’t end, Karriere Bar, hidden in a corner of Kødbyen, should be number one on your list for dining and for cocktails. SM Cocks & Cows Gammel Strand 44, Cph K; burgers; open Mon-Thu 11:0024:00, Fri-Sun 11:00-02:00; 78118kr per burger, 70kr per cocktail; 6969 6000; cows@cocks.dk; www.cocksandcows.dk Eat a burger (cow) and wash it down with a cocktail (cock). The burgers are huge, and must be eaten with a fork and knife to prevent a mess. But they’re delicious, and the vegetarian, beef, pork and chicken options mean that even the fussiest eater will find something. DC Oysters & Grill Sjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Cph N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 1535kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dk Oysters & Grill is not rocket science, yet it gives diners in Copenhagen access to fresh and delicious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, fish and meats, which are prepared simply and flavourfully. NA Chai:Wong Thorvaldsensvej 2, Frederiksberg; open Mon-Sat 11:00-24:00; SouthEast Asian; starters 55-125kr, mains 135195kr; www.chaiwong.dk Inspired by a trip to various Asian cities, the owners have brought authentic Asian cooking to Frederiksberg. Enjoy a lychee mojito as you study the menu, and be sure to try the prawns with rice noodles. For dessert, order the banana cake with salted coconut ice cream, then stagger home, full of good food and wine. CS

Warm chicken and roast vegetable salad Olive oil 2 small Romaine lettuces 1 small-medium sized block of feta cheese 4 small tomatoes 6 large peeled potatoes 6 beetroots 2 ripe avocados 2 chicken breasts, cut into cubes 1 small jar of basil pesto Salt and pepper to serve PRE-HEAT the oven to 200c and take the peeled potatoes and cut them into thin wedge shapes. Do the same with the beetroot. Once cut, spread the vegetables over a baking tray, taking care not to have vegetables on top of each other. Then season with olive oil and spices of your choosing. I suggest thyme, salt and pepper.

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Place vegetables in the oven and allow them to cook for 3540 minutes, or until golden brown and crunchy. Take the romaine lettuces and, after thoroughly washing them, roughly chop them. This dish will work best when served in a flat rectangular dish, although any salad bowl will do. Lay the leaves in the dish, creating a slight wall around the edges. Cut up the tomatoes, avocados and feta cheese and spread over the salad leaves. In a small saucepan add a drizzle of olive oil and heat the pan. When warm, cook the chicken, adding two large tablespoons of the basil pesto. When the chicken is cooked, transfer it the salad dish. Take the baked vegetables from the oven and scatter throughout the salad.

Thai Flavours Vesterbrogade 30, Cph V; open Sun-Thu 12:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-23:30; Starters 60kr, mains 100kr; 3331 3170, thaiflavours30@gmail.com; www. thaiflavours.dk A worthy exponent of the Thai kitchen has opened recently in Vesterbro, one block from the Planetarium. The utterly unpretentious yet stylish Thai Flavours has a hospitable and authentic atmosphere and walls that let you breathe. KRG

Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231; threecourse menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dk Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

BioMio Halmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:0022:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www.biomio.dk Located in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH

Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288, www.saxocafe.dk; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incorporating Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese buffets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. AK

Brasserie Degas Trommesalen 5, Cph V; 3322 2826; see www.brasseriedegas. dk for more info If you like macaroons, this is the place to get them. The brasserie also serves main courses like fried duck breast with wild mushrooms. TDF

Kødbyens Deli Slagterbøderne 8, Cph V; takeaway classics; open MonThu 11:00-20:00, Fri 11:0021:00, Sat 12:00-21:00; most mains 60-70kr; 3386 1586; www.kodbyensdeli.dk The owners claim that they make the best fish ‘n’ chips. Stop by this takeaway joint and see for yourself. The dish of the day is always a hit, or you can opt for salad or dessert. SB

Cap Horn Nyhavn 21, Cph K; open MonFri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:0000:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www. caphorn.dk for special events Nyhavn is an idyllic area of hygge – what the Danes like to say when referring to anything that is cosy, charming, or delightful: all qualities Cap Horn has in abundance. Its simple menu boasts a fine selection of organic, homemade Danish fare, with a touch of seasonal influence. There were two highlights: the veal, pumpkin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing truffle sauce (a “best ever veal experience”) and the chocolate cake (“Oh My God”), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM

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Bock Bistro & Vinotek Dag Hammarskjölds Alle 7, Cph Ø; Hungarian cuisine; open Mon-Sat 12:00-15:00 & 17:00-23:00; starters 85120kr, mains 174-245kr; 3313 9194; info@bockbistro.dk; www.bockbistro.dk Look no further for Hungarian comfort food, because this bistro offers a wide range of the country’s specialties. The adventurous can try some blood sausage, and no meal is complete without a glass of Tokaji Aszu, a sweet dessert wine. PDR

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and there’s an upstairs lounge area – the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish is matched with one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK Charlie’s Pilestræde 33, Cph K; open Mon 14:00-00:00, Tue-Wed 12:00-01:00, Thu-Sat 12:0002:00, Sun 14:00-23:00; 40-50kr per pint; www.charlies.dk Serving up ales from microbreweries across the UK, in addition to continental beers and several ciders, this bar might be the best place in Copenhagen to sip the night away. EM Sankt Nikolai Restaurant & Pub Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Mon-Sat 16:00–00:00, Sun 13:00–00:00; www.sanktnikolai.dk A friendly English boozer with great cask ale and cider, darts and pool (spanking new table), English-themed events (sign up for their monthly email), and splendid British grub (shepherd’s pie, beef and Yorkshire pud, fish and chips etc). The first Wednesday of every month is quiz night and the last Sunday ‘family day’ – a great occasion to let the blighters run riot. BH

Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:0002:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, SatSun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports atmosphere, and a happy hour until 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Cph K; Open Mon-Sun 10:00-late It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music, which it provides every day. It serves food from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seatingwise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

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IT’S PLUSH, it’s cosy and it’s inviting. Three words to describe the ambience of Havnegade’s very own bar, restaurant and grill house, Custom House. Sited in an oval building that used to be the city’s Customs department, the restaurant certainly stands out in the posh quarters of the city. Housed in the building is an Italian restaurant, Bacino, a swanky cocktail bar, a bar & grill and Ebisu, a Japanese eatery. But my evening at Custom House was all about discovering Bacino. Like most guests, we started our evening with a drink at the cocktail bar. My drink of choice was a delicious Rhubarb Fizz, a drink made with rhubarb and ginger jam all the way from the UK, with a splash of lemon juice, sparkling water, added to which was nothing less than a portion of Sobieski vodka, from the estate of the same name, which apparently is the best vodka in the world. My dining partner chose a Honey Smash, a drink made with the same Sobieski vodka in addition to fresh raspberries, strawberries, acacia honey, lemon and mint. As the bar was still serving the summer cocktail menu, there was a range of house special cocktails made with fresh ingredients and summer fruits, so that one can almost indulge without feeling too guilty. As I enjoyed the drink, I took a minute to examine the layout and surroundings. The set-up of Custom House is very definitely unique, for this is a restaurant where one can find three different kitchens serving as many cuisines, each with its own very distinctive décor. But yet they are all under just one roof without a dividing door. And then there is the waterfront, which can be enjoyed from three different sides of the Custom House. Shortly, we were escorted to the part of the building that calls itself Bacino, the Italian restaurant. Our waiter for the evening, Salvatore Mastruzzo, and it must be made clear at this point that the service level was extraordinary, showed us to our seats and poured us a glass of Franciacorta Brut Storica 61 Berlucchi, Lombardia. This was followed by the house special appetiser of tomato and fresh basil, artichoke and watermelon with bread, Modena balsamic vinegar and Umbrian olive oil. I opted for the four-course tasting menu, and my courses included an anitpasto of Grilled cuttlefish with rosemary and crispy potatoes, a primo of Black ravioli with bandade, tomato concasse dressed with basil and garlic. As is tra-

Just look at the focus! The eyes are clearly on the plates and nothing , we mean niente, is going to get in their way

dition, a secondo followed, which was a delicious plate of Pan-fried sea bream with tomato, capers and olive sauce. To finish off this wonderful array of courses was a serving of Millefeuille with lemon cream and berries. With these courses we were served some well chosen glasses of wine that complemented each dish. Among the wines we were served were: the 2010 Langhe Nebbiolo, Cigliuti, the 1998 Marsala Targa Florio, Sicilia, the 2010 Dolcetto d`Alba Elio Altare, the 2009 Chardonnay Collezione de Marchi Isole

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& Olena , the 2010 Dolcetto d`Alba Priavino Voerzio and the 2009 Sauvignon Piere Vie di Romans. The food and wine at Bacino certainly lives up to expectation, but where this restaurant sets a higher bar than its counterparts is in the service. At no point during the evening did we or any of the other guests have to try to get the waiting staffs’ attention or check our watches and wonder when the next course was going to arrive. Having someone like Salvatore attending to you, with his experience and knowledge of food and wine, gives

dining at Bacino a whole new meaning, making the experience a crash course in Italian cuisine. What’s more, the chef at Bacino is none other than Salvatore’s brother Vincenzo. There aren’t many restaurants in Copenhagen where one can find the combined culinary skills and service excellence of a sibling duo. So if you are looking for Italian food, and would like to experience the artistry of these two gentlemen, I recommend finding a table facing the water at Bacino.

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On the road to mediocrity, not brilliance ARUN SHARMA

On the Road (11)

Dir: Walter Salles; US drama, 2012, 137 mins; Sam Riley, Garrett Hedlund, Kristen Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, Viggo Mortensen

Premieres October 4 Playing Nationwide

UCH ANTICIPATED yet widely regarded as a folly to attempt to bring to the big screen, Jack Kerouac’s 1951 semi-autobiographical rite of passage through the heartland of America has simultaneously titillated and traumatised a host of screenwriters and directors ever since executive producer Francis Ford Coppola bought the film rights in the 1970s. Kerouac had previously asked Marlon Brando to take on a filmed version back in the 1950s; however, this was at a time when both the moral and cinematic climate of censorship would never have accepted the kind of reverent, and often painfully faithful, adaptation that we have before us today. Director Walter Salles and screenwriter José Rivera previously tackled a similar tale of idealism on the move in The Motorcycle Diaries in 2004, and here they return to explore Kerouac’s recollections of post-war America using a muted handheld style, frequent jump cuts and a jazz score that erupts at regular intervals, supplying a surrogate substitute for the author’s restless prose. Unfortunately, this is supplemented by tediously repetitive and ubiquitous visual overdoses of drug taking sessions, booze-fuelled sexual experimentation and the incessant lighting of cigarettes. The film is evocatively shot, well assembled and piously attentive to the mercurial qualities of its source material, and Salles certainly does inject the film with plenty of youthful vigour, but it is so overly calculated in its bid for sponta-

Riley’s performance would have been much improved if he had concentrated a little more on his method and a little less on his swagger

neity that it smacks of fakery throughout, likely attesting to the unenviable task of trying to reproduce Kerouac’s literary lightning bolt for the screen. Soon after the death of his father, Sal (played by Sam Riley from 2007’s Control) meets charismatic Dean Moriarty (Hedlund), an insatiable, selfdestructive, serial womaniser and drugdevouring playboy who seems to exert a hypnotic gravitational pull on just about everyone that crosses his path. Hitchhiking his way across the country, Sal finds that Dean is bedding both the trashy Marylou (Stewart) and the demure Camille (Dunst). Dean contin-

ues to see-saw between the two women throughout the film, while Sal wanders the countryside looking for inspiration by observing and patronisingly interacting with the forgotten and faceless underclasses of America. “The only people that interest me,” Sal declares in voiceover midway through the film, “are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones that never yawn or say a commonplace thing − but burn, burn, burn, like Roman candles across the night.” However, the illuminating light, scintillating heat and hunger for

life that should be provided by this young cast as they burn down the conventions of their surroundings, come across as disappointingly contrived, tepid and safe. Riley in particular never manages to convey − with visual expression or through his narration − what is going on in his mind, and his Kerouac is simply too bland and passive to identify with. The cameos provided by Steve Buscemi and a growling Viggo Mortensen as the alter ego of William Burroughs do hit their marks slightly more effectively, albeit only for fleeting moments, as the filmmakers attempt to nourish and force-feed this rather ema-

ciated form. The novel portrayed an intoxicatingly fierce personal quest for meaning and belonging in a cold war America full of conflict and contradiction, where conformity was rife and outsiders were met with suspicion. However, this adaptation fails to capture this search for a codified new way forward and instead relies on oversimplified sensation, surface angst and fragmented movement from one isolated and unexplored bohemian bubble to another, each of which seems to deflate with the merest of bombastic whines and groans.

We will go loopy (no time travel needed) Looper (15) Dir: Rian Johnson; US action/ drama, 2012, 118 mins; Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Piper Perabo, Jeff Daniels Premieres October 4 Playing nationwide

I With the nose and the chin down, JGL is only seven cop roles and one high-profile divorce away from his future self

N THE not too distant future, things haven’t changed much. People wear ties. Certain sections of society have developed largely useless telekinetic skills. Some ride around on hover-cycles − provided they can get them started. Many are addicted to a drug that you put in your eyes. And time travel ex-

ists − but only certain criminal syndicates have access to it. One of the highest paid occupations you can have is called ‘Looping’: mob men, from 30 years further in the future, send their hits, bound and gagged, back through time to a designated spot where the ‘Looper’ is waiting. The Looper executes the hit and incinerates the body. Clean. No trace. For his trouble, the Looper lives like a king. That is, until one day the hit they’re facing is ... their future self. Time travel can be a tricky business, but most of the semantics are deftly addressed in voiceover during the opening minutes. Keep your ears open and strap yourself in because the

film barely slows for the following hour. When it does change pace, you’ll be treated to some of the most confident, well thought-out drama this side of an Oscar. If there’s a film to finally propel sci-fi into industry respectability it should be this one. Of course statuettes are unlikely, but Joseph GordonLevitt and Emily Blunt deserve recognition for truly luminous performances. Gordon-Levitt plays our lead, a Looper named Joe whose future self (Willis) escapes execution. Even before his future self shows up, it’s possible to recognise Levitt channelling Willis with such subtlety and precision as to be almost chilling.

Willis’ presence serves to highlight the film’s undeniable resemblance to Twelve Monkeys, while the legendary anime Akira is also brought to mind. In his minimalist approach to crafting a recogni0sable future, writer/director Rian Johnson also recalls the likes of Andrew Nichols’ directorial debut Gattaca. Ultimately, Looper belongs to that cerebral sub-genre of sci-fi that remembers to give equal consideration to both the quiet reflections and the whizzbang thrills. It’s refreshing to see something this good not adapted from a bestseller, but rather forged from a singular vision. A classic is born. MARK WALKER

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New this Week Cloclo Dir: Florent Emilio-Siri; Fra musical drama, 2012, 148 mins; Jérémie Renier, Benoit Magimel, Monica Scattini, Sabrina Seyvecou, Ana Girardot; Mon 18:30, Grand Teatret Claude Francois was a key figure in France’s rock and roll era, in which he slept with almost as many women as he sold albums (which is at 67 million to date). This vibrant biopic with a brilliant Jérémie Renier in the leading role covers his life from traumatic childhood to his bizarre bathtub death. LL

Cinemateket Documentary of the month: Vivan las antipodas Dir: Victor Kossakovsky; Ger/Arg doc, 2011, 108 mins; english subtitles If you were to stick four (extremely long) toothpicks through the planet, eight countries would findthemselves joined to their antipodes − the country directly on top their own. Argentina over China, Hawaii over Botswana, Spain over New Zealand and Russia over Chile. Kossakovsky has made not so much a documentary, but a geographic photo-poem in his search to find the (if any) links between the countries and their antipodes. LL

Taken 2 (15) Dir: Olivier Megaton; US action, 2012, 95 mins; Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen, Leland Orser

The first film was a guilty pleasure that worked only for Neeson’s fast-paced and high-octane action sequences, and in spite of a mind-numbingly dreadful performance from Maggie Grace. Now they’re both back, but this time with frenetic fight scenes that appear to be stolen straight out of Die Hard, and even more screen time for Grace. Skip it. LL

Book Your Tickets The Deep Blue Sea (11) Dir: Terence Davies; UK/ US drama, 2011, 98 mins; Rachel Weisz, Tim Hiddleston, Simon Russell Beale, Ann Mitchell, Jolyon Coy Dramatically observed and poignantly acted, The Deep Blue Sea tells the story of a woman who risks everything for love, and of the fear and loneliness that drives her. Extra points go to Weisz for being so ridiculously beautiful! KRG

The Dark Knight Rises (11) Dir: Christopher Nolan; US action, 2012, 165 mins; Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, Marion Cotillard, Anne Hathaway With the arrival of Bane (Hardy), a terrorist hell-bent on ‘liberating’ Gotham before reducing it to rubble, Batman (Bale) is forced out of exile to once again take on the role as Gotham’s Dark Knight. Nolan retains the delicate balance of building a credible reality while remaining respectful to the comic book origins, and as

he departs from the Batman franchise, he leaves his reputation as a master filmmaker and the general state of comic book cinema in the best shape they’ve ever been. MW

Brave (7) Dir: Mark Andrews & Brenda Chapman; US animation, 2012, 100 mins; Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters With subtle echoes of the Brother’s Grimm and a heroine that recalls both Mulan and Ronia the Robber’s Daughter, Brave is a surprisingly funny yet serious tale about identity, fate, tradition and a troubled motherdaughter relationship. KRG

Avoid like the Plague Ted (15) Dir: Seth MacFarlane; US comedy, 2012, 106 mins; Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi A tale of Peter Pan-esque protracted male adolescence and ‘broversus-ho’ ethics, this is a film that squarely relies on the comic potential of random flotsam and jetsam pop culture, tongue-incheek offensiveness and stateof-the-art foul-mouthed puppet humour. As with much of MacFarlane’s work, it is devoid of any trace of sophistication or finesse, and is fitfully amusing thanks only to the occasional deadpan shock-value jokes offered by Mark Wahlberg’s crooked straight-man performance. AS

The Bourne Legacy (15)

Dredd (15)

Dir: Tony Gilroy; US action, 2012, 135 mins; Jeremy Renner, Edward Norton, Rachel Weisz, Stacey Keach When a ten-year-old passport photo has the second most screen-time after the lead actor, the film holds little promise. No other franchise entry works this hard to justify its own existence, the irony being that a decent action film is justified by decent action – of which Bourne Legacy has little. AS

Dir: Pete Travis; US/ UK/Ind action, 2012, 95 mins; Karl Urban, Olivia Thrilby, Lena Headey Although the production’s minimal budget noticeably creaks in delivering the goods, there are some visually inventive sequences that ensure your eyes are often kept busy. Your brain, on the other hand, can afford to run considerably slower than usual. MW

Total Recall (11) Dir: Len Wiseman; US/Can sci-fi/action, 2012, 121 mins, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bill Nighy This grossly miscast sci-fi reboot is a soulless affair with a handful of neat visual ideas that are inconsistently executed by a director who, by aping giants like Ridley Scott and Steven Spielberg, only succeeds in placing emphasis on his own inadequacies. MW

Also Playing Buck (11) Dir: Cindy Meehl; US doc/action, 2011, 88 mins Centered around the real-life inspiration for Robert Redford’s 1998 The Horse Whisperer, this documentary by first-time filmmaker Cindy Meehl is far more compelling than Redford’s redundantly romantic characterization ever could hope to be. AS

Chernobyl Diaries (15) Dir: Brad Parker; US horror/ thriller, 2012, 86 mins; Devin Kelley, Olivia Taylor Dudley, Jesse McCartney, Nathan Phillips, Dimitri Diatchenko Despite some pretty dismal performances, this thriller has some eerily jumpy moments to offer. Sadly the filmmakers are unable to maintain this level of excitement beyond the first hour, where the taut thrills give way to directionless time-paddling. MW

Moonrise Kingdom (7) Dir: Wes Anderson; US comedy, 2012, 94 mins; Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Frances MacDormand, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Jared Gilman, Katy Howard This newest feature film from debonair filmmaker Anderson has a brilliant cast, a wry script and stunning cinematography. It’s fashionable entertainment, and will no doubt please Anderson’s considerable fan-base. But under all the bells and whistles, is it just another coming-of-age,

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feel-good romcom – even a faintly insincere one at that? MW

Bachelorette (3) Dir: Leslye Headland; US comedy, 2012, 88 mins; Kirsten Dunst, Lizzy Caplan, Isla Fischer, Rebel Wilson While there are funny moments in Bachelorette, it’s really a drama at heart. By attempting to explore such serious issues in a light-hearted manner, Bachelorette is sometimes witty and insightful – but more often that not, it’s just a bit depressing. LD

Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15) Dir: Alison Klayman; US doc, 2012, 92 mins Though Klayman superficially skims several potentially fascinating topics, the film’s accessibility and immediacy make up for most analytical shortcomings. AS

The Expendables 2 (15) Dir: Simon West; US Action, 2012, 103 mins; Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, Big Arnie Sly Stallone and other compatriots from the 2010 film The Expendables return for the 2012 sequel, joined by an even more star-studded cast of action movie legends. If you want to see old Hollywood heroes tear up the town in a fastpaced, shoot-em-dead flick loaded with its share of wry humour, make The Expendables 2 your choice this weekend. Just don’t expect much more than that. HB

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 4 OCTOBER - WEDNESDAY 10 OCTOBER 2012 All times are subject to change KINOPALÆET without notice; consult Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby www.kino.dk for confirmation. The Bourne Legacy (15) 18:30 The Dark Knight Rises (11) PALADS 20:30 Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 Dredd (15) Bachelorette (3) 21:15 18:30 The Expendables 2 (15) The Bourne Legacy (15) 21:30 18:30-21:15 Looper (15) Brave 3D (7) 12:30-15:30-18:30-21:00 18:30 Taken 2 (15) The Dark Knight Rises (11) 12:15-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 12:15-15:45-19:30-21:15 Ted (11) Dredd (15) 12:00-14:20-16:40-18:45-21:10 20:45 The Expendables 2 (15) 11:30-14:00-16:15-18:30-20:45 EMPIRE BIO Looper (15) Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:10-21:40 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk Magic Mike (15) Moonrise Kingdom (7) 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:00-21:40 15:30-20:00-22:15 Moonrise Kingdom (7) On the Road (?) 12:00-14:10-16:20-19:00-21:15 14:45-19:30-22:15 Taken 2 (15) Searching for Sugar Man 1 2 : 0 0 - 1 4 : 1 0 - 1 6 : 2 0 - 1 9 : 0 0 - 17:30-22:15 20:45-21:10 Weekend (11) Ted (11) 17:45 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:00-21:40 Total Recall (11) DAGMAR 20:50 Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 On the Road (11) 12:30-15:30-18:30-21:15

FISKETORVET

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 The Bourne Legacy (15) 21:10 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 20:30 Dredd (15) 16:45-19:00-21:00-23:30 The Expendables 2 (15) 19:00-21:15-23:30 Looper (15) 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:0021:30-23:59 (Fri & Sat) Taken 2 (15) 12:15-14:15-17:00-19:1521:15-23:45 (Fri & Sat) Ted (11) 10:00-12:15-14:30-17:1019:30-21:40-23:59 (Fri & Sat)

VESTER VOV VOV

Abalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15) 17:45 Buck (11) 14:15-19:30 The Deep Blue Sea (11) 16:00 Searching for Sugar Man 12:15-14:00-16:15-18:0019:40-21:15

FALKONER BIOGRAFEN

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg, 7013 1211; www.falkonerbio.dk Looper (15) 12:00-19:00-22:00 Taken 2 (15) 10:00-16:45-18:50-21:40 (Fri & Sat) Ted (11) 21:40

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Gothersgade 55, Cph K 3374 3400; www.dfi.dk Vivan les antipodas 19:00 (Thu & Sat & Sun & Wed)21:30 (Fri)- 16:45 (Tue) Happy-Go-Lucky 12:30 (Thu Fri) Four Sons 20:00 (Sat) Two-Lane Blacktop 16:45 (Sun) Courage 21:30 (Tue) Badlands 16:45 (Wed)

GRAND TEATRET

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk The Deep Blue Sea (11) 14:20 Moonrise Kingdom (7) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 On the Road (11) 12:00-15:30-18:30-21:30 Searching for Sugar Man 12:00-16:40-19:00-21:30

GENTOFTE KINO

Gentoftegade 39; www.gentoftekino.dk On the Road (11) 20:30

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PICK O THE W F EEK

Accused season two SV1, Sat 21:30

DUSTIN Hoffman did it. So did legendary ladies man Tony Curtis. And even Patrick Swayze. But Sean Bean? The gruff, northern hardman who cops it in the most violent way possible in almost every film he’s in. Dressing up as a lady! Say it isn’t so. With the right project, anything’s possible. Scriptwriter Jimmy McGovern, back with a second series of courtroom flashback drama Accused (series one, DR1, Mon 23:20), had the goods to help convince Sheffield’s finest that he might have the acting chops to don frocks as a transvestite (even though the wig makes him look more manly), and with another hardened oak of British cinema, Stephen Graham (Al Capone in Boardwalk Empire), signed up as the love interest, Mr Bean couldn’t really say no.

Sharpe would have said no, though. And given his knowledge of Spanish vantage points, he’d have snapped up the lead in Falcón, the latest British detective yarn set abroad, this time in Seville. The Sky drama, which hasn’t yet been shown on British free-to-air, is helped by a healthy portion of thinking man’s totty (Hayley Atwell, Emilia Fox) and a story of widespread corruption. Doesn’t sound like Spain at all. Spanish filmmaker Luis Buñuel was director James Marsh’s (Man on Wire) main influence on his uncomfortably compelling 2011 doc Project Nim, which details how some kindly New Yorker ‘70s hippies raised a chimp just like a child to see what would happen. Put it this way: Rise of the Planet of the Apes has a happier ending.

Elsewhere, Talking Books catches up with Toni Morrison (BBC World, Sun 18:30); The Spike Guys Choice Awards (TV2 Zulu, Fri 21:30) is the only night of the year when chauvinism is laughed off as cutting comedy; catch the entire first season of Better off Ted (TV2 Zulu, Sun 10:10), SV1, Sat 21:30 Accused season two a satirical comedy with a dull office setting, which the critics loved but was pulled after two years due to poor ratings; X Factor USA (DR HD, Sat & Thu 20:00) is back with Britney Spears among the judges; Sesame Street fans will love Being Elmo: A pupeteer’s Journey (DR2, Sat 21:05); and Million Dollar Listing New York (TV3 Puls, Thu 20:00) hopes to transport the winning formula to the East Coast. BEN HAMILTON SV1, Tue 22:05 Project Nim

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TV3+, Sun 06:30 Japanese Grand Prix

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K5, Fri 21:30 From Paris with Love

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17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote (US crime series, 1986) 21:25-22:50 Vantage Point (US thriller, 2008) Dennis Quaid 22:50-00:35 Dr No (UK action, 1962) Sean Connery, Ursula Andress

19:25-20:00 Planet Dinosaur (UK science series, 2011) 20:00-21:00 Matador (Dan drama, 1978) Jørgen Buckhøj 22:30-00:20 From Russia with Love (UK action, 1963) Sean Connery

19:00-20:00 Superswarms (UK nature program, 2009) 22:40-00:10 Vera (UK crime series, 2012) Brenda Blethyn

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:20 Whitechapel (UK thriller series, 2010) Rupert Penry-Jones, Philip Davis 23:20-00:20 Accused (UK drama series, 2010)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:20 Homeland (US thriller series, 2012) Claire Danes 23:20-00:00 Damages (US drama series, 2010) Glenn Close

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote

18:45-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Sherlock Holmes (UK crime series, 1986) 20:00-21:35 The Queen (UK drama, 2006) Helen Mirren

18:40-19:30 Hugh’s Fish Fight (UK doc series, 2010) 21:05-22:30 Being Elmo : A Puppeteer’s Journey (US doc, 2011)

20:00-21:00 River Cottage 23:30-00:15 Scott & Bailey (UK crime series, 2011)

17:55-18:45 History of the World (UK doc series, 2012) 19:00-20:00 The Code (UK science series, 2011) 20:30-20:40 River Cottage 23:30-00:55 The Daily Show

17:55-18:45 History of the World 19:00-20:00 The Code 23:30-00:50 The Jazz Baroness (UK doc, 2009)

17:55-18:45 History of the World 19:00-20:00 The Code 23:00-23:45 Cutting Edge - Air Hospital (UK doc, 2010) 23:45-00:10 The Daily Show

19:00-20:00 Museum of Life (UK science series, 2011) 20:45-21:40 The Body Farm (UK crime series, 2011) Tara Fitzgerald 21:40-22:30 Taggart (UK crime, 2008) 23:40-00:00 The Daily Show

17:05-18:00 Friends

22:30-00:10 Failure to Launch (US romcom, 2006) Matthew McConaughey

21:00-22:50 Headhunters (Nor/Ger thriller, 2009) Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - includes some English and lots of raunchiness

17:05-18:00 Friends

17:05-18:00 Friends 20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives (US drama series, 2011)

17:05-18:00 Friends 23:50-00:25 Deadly 60 (UK nature series, 2009)

18:20-19:10 King of Queens 19:10-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:30 Hot Shots! (US com, 1991) 21:30-22:55 Spike Guys Choice Awards 2012 (US awards show) 22:55-01:10 The Hunt for Red October (US drama, 1990) Sean Connery

18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 21:25-22:20 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (UK com show, 2009)

10:10-21:00 Better Off Ted (US comedy series, 2008) season one 23:20-00:45 Spike Guys Choice Awards 2012 (US awards show)

18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication (US com series, 2009) 23:20-00:10 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 21:00-21:50 Suburgatory (US com series, 2011) Jane Levy 22:55-23:45 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 23:45-00:35 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:00-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 22:30-23:25 Saturday Night Live (US com series, 2011) 23:25-00:15 Stand-up Live at Apollo

18:00-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 21:00-22:45 X-Men (US action, 2000) Hugh Jackman

17:00-18:00 NCIS 20:00-21:00 NCIS 22:00-00:10 Fearless (US action, 2006) Jet Li

21:00-22:50 Along came Polly (US romcom, 2004) Ben Stiller 22:50-00:50 The Ringer (US com, 2005) Johnny Knoxville

23:30-00:15 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 00:00-01:00 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 20:00-21:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares US (US reality series, 2011) 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

06:55-08:35 Formula 1: Japanese Grand Prix - Training 17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-23:00 The Simpsons 23:00-01:10 Wildcats (US com, 1986) Goldie Hawn

06:55-08:15 Formula 1: Japanese Grand Prix - Qualifying 18:00-19:00 The Simpsons 19:00-22:30 Speedway: Polens Grand Prix 22:30-00:45 Firewall (US thriller, 2006) Harrison Ford

06:30-10:30 Formula 1: Japanese Grand Prix 22:25-05:35 NFL: TBA

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:05 TopGear 21:05-22:05 Men at Work (US com series, 2012) 22:05-23:05 Two and a Half Men (US com series, 2006) Charlie Sheen

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:05 Top Gear 21:05-22:50 Bulletproof (US crime, 1996) Damon Wayans 22:50-00:55 Hudson Hawk (US action, 1991) Bruce Willis

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:05 Top Gear 21:05-23:25 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (US com, 2007) Adam Sandler 23:25-02:10 Top Gear

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:05 Top Gear 21:05-22:55 Billy Madison (US com, 1995) Adam Sandler 22:55-01:20 Top Gear

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 The Wedding Proposal (UK doc) 21:00-21:30 Secrets of Aspen (US doc-soap) 21:30-23:20 Over Her Dead Body (US romcom, 2006)

20:00-21:00 Junk Food Mums (UK doc) 21:00-22:00 What’s Eating You (US doc) 22:00-23:50 The Wedding Weekend (US com, 2008)

17:05-18:00 Private Practice 18:00-19:00 Grey’s Anatomy 23:30-00:20 Biggest Loser (US reality show)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Private Practice 21:55-22:55 House 22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy 23:50-00:45 Private Practice

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy 23:55-00:50 Private Practice

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:00-22:00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 2 22:00-23:15 Small Teen Turns 18 (UK doc)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:25-22:25 Scouted (US doc series) 22:25-23:20 Pretty Little Liars (US drama series, 2010) 23:20-00:10 Grey’s Anatomy

17:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer 19:00-20:00 Numb3rs 21:30-23:15 From Paris with Love (US action, 2010)

18:00-19:00 Numb3rs 19:00-20:00 Alt for Danmark 20:00-22:00 Freaky Friday (US com, 2003) Lindsay Lohan 22:00-23:45 Blades of Glory (US com, 2007) Will Ferell

19:00-20:00 Alt for Danmark 21:55-22:50 Criminal Minds 22:50-23:50 CSI

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