InOut, The Copenhagen Post's entertainment section | Mar 28-Apr 5 by The Copenhagen Post

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The CPH Post Entertainment Guide | 28 March - 5 April 2013

Easter

Copenhagen Theatre Circle presents in English Oscar Wilde’s

THE

IMPORTANCE

of being

EARNEST Directed by Jens Blegaa

Krudttønden, Serridslevvej 2, 2100 København Ø

Tickets: www.ctcircle.dk Group bookings: tickets@ctcircle.dk

17–27 April 2013 Tue–Fri at 19:30; Sat & Sun at 17:00

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Schnapps! Some traditions are best unchanged Various locations across Greater Cph; starts Thu March 28, ends Mon April 1

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ENGLISH-LANGUAGE theatre would appear to be in rude health in Denmark. This coming April will see no less than three productions hit the city’s boards: The Beach (see G3), The City (G2) and the Copenhagen Theatre Circle’s The Importance of Being Earnest, which will run from April 17-27. And only last Saturday, That Theatre Company, the perennial provider of quality theatre in this city since its foundation in the mid-1990s, wrapped up its monthlong run of Shakespeare’s Women. Catching up with Ian Burns, the co-writer and star of the play, on Saturday evening, he was in high spirits following a successful run that had managed to pack them in on every day of the week … bar one. “Ah yes, Idiot Factor,” he murmured. Every year, it comes back to haunt him (talking of which, his autumn production is The Woman in Black), but will he ever learn? The thing about Burns is he is a great believer in the intelligence of the average city-dweller. He credits

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them with better taste than watching the umpteenth series of a franchise that is clearly running out of talent. And every year he is proven wrong. It’s a borderline analogy on Christ’s belief in humankind, but hopefully this Easter (see G2 for details of all the fun events going on) won’t see Burns put up on a cross. With no decent hills in the city, he wouldn’t even have a good view. The man behind The Beach, meanwhile, is Russell Collins, who in just five years has together with his wife (who is also appearing – in a rather fetching bikini, it must be said) set up ten children’s drama schools (see www.cphpost.dk for a recent story we wrote about his endeavours). With two young children of their own, it’s a wonder they have time to do anything else, let along put on a play. And then there is The City from Why Not Theatre, a company that in recent years has prospered providing niche theatre. This approach has served them well and earned a lot of recognition in the Danish media – a notoriously difficult chestnut to crack. It’s something Burns has found out, to the cost of empty pairs of seats on opening night, on a number of occasions. But as Englishlanguage theatre continues to blossom, they won’t be able to ignore it forever.

SPRING is here, in theory. Families, barely recovered from the ardours of the action-packed winter holiday in February, now have Easter to contend with. All the usual activities involving chocolate, hunting and painting Easter eggs, yet more chocolate, or cutting out intricate patterns in folded paper to form the annual ‘gækkebrev’. For the uninitiated, this delightful Danish tradition involves sending a decorated letter in the post with a rhyme and your name written in ‘dots’ − Henry would be *****, for example. If the recipient doesn’t guess who you are, they owe you a chocolate egg. If they don’t, the yolk is on you, so to speak. For those of you not intending to stuff yourself silly with sugar-coated treats for a whole week, here are some ideas for various eggs-cursions (sorry – couldn’t resist it!).

That’s the last time we ask Uncle Frank to organise the Easter egg hunt

For the little working class heroes

Release your inner circus artiste

Workers museum; Rømersgade 22, Cph K; open daily 10:00-16:00; tickets: adults 65kr, children free adm; www. arbejdermuseet.dk The Workers Museum, close to the Lakes, will give a taste of life in the 1930s in a special children’s exhibition – out of one financial crisis and into another. You can experience the trials and tribulations of living as a whole family in a cramped flat with common outdoor toilets, visit the grocer’s shop or learn how to earn a few extra coins when times are hard.

Turning Japanese

Danish Film Institute, Gothersgade 55, Cph K; Thu & Fri, tickets 40kr; www.dfi.dk Japanese manga cartoons have been a massive hit with youngsters in recent years. The Danish Film Institute has tapped into this trend and is featuring the talents of the Japanese Walt Disney, Hayao Myazaki, with three classic colourful and imaginative films suitable for the whole family. Thursday and Friday only.

To the manor born

Frilandsmuseet, Kongevejen 100, Kongens Lyngby; open Thu-Mon 10:0016:00; free adm; www.natmus.dk Travel back more than 200 years in time to the manor of Frilandsmuseet, where the maids in the kitchen are making traditional Danish Easter dishes like hard-boiled eggs in mustard sauce (‘skidne æg’) and find out just why you have to eat certain tidbits on certain days during Easter. Typical Easter activities include colouring eggs and cutting out paper patterns to form the traditional ‘gækkebreve’.

Performance Romeo and Juliet

Gamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv, Cph K; ends May 7; performances at 20:00 on Wed, April 16, April 18, April 20, April 22, April 26, May 7; tickets 95–695kr; introduction 45 mins before every performance in the balcony foyer (in Danish); www.kglteater.dk John Neumeier’s Romeo and Juliet, first performed in Copenhagen in 1974, is set to Sergei Prokoviev’s score from 1938, which includes the magnificent ‘Dance of the Knights’. Two ballerinas with outstanding charm and actingtalent share the part of Juliet: principal Susanne Grinder and corps de ballet member Ida Praetorius. FBP

Hovedporten 6, 2650, Hvidovre; Sun 11:00-12.30; tickets: adults 50kr, children free adm, 3649 0030; www.cirkusmuseum.dk Not many people know about this one, but the number 1A bus takes you right to the door of the Circus Museum in Hvidovre. From 11:00 over Easter, kids and adults can sharpen their trapeze, tightrope and juggling skills with help from a professional. The museum itself gives a fascinating glimpse into the history of Danish circus.

Planet Earth is blue

Den Blå Planet; Jacob Fortlingsvej 1, Kastrup; Mon 10:00-21:00; tickets: adults 144kr, under-11s 85kr; www.denblaaplanet.dk Proudly announcing itself as northern Europe’s largest aquarium, the Blue Planet is home to 20,000 fish and ocean animals from all over the world. Take a trip in the ocean tunnel and observe the hammerhead sharks and rays at play, experience the incredible colours of a coral reef and be tantalised by Europe’s largest school of piranha under the waterfall. A short walk from Kastrup Metro, this brand new Copenhagen attraction with its distinctive architecture sounds like something special.

Lions and tigers and bears – oh my!

CPH Zoo, Zoologisk Have, Roskildevej 32, Frederiksberg; daily 10:00-17:00; tickets: under-11s: 90kr, over-11s: 150kr; 7220 0200, zoo@zoo.dk; www.zoo.dk Copenhagen Zoo has come a long way since 1859 when it opened with a seal in a bathtub. These days, you simply can’t go wrong with a

Conspiracy of Spring

Dansehallerne, Pasteursvej 20, Cph V; ends Thu (April 4), daily performances at 20:00, 12:00 on Wed & Thu (April 3-4); tickets 75-145kr, www. teaterbillet.dk; www.dansehallerne.dk, www.mutecomp.dk Armed with a deliberately ambiguous title, Kasper Ravnhøj’s Conspiracy of Spring embraces martial arts and themes of repetition. Set to an otherworldly live soundtrack by multi-instrumentalist Henriette Groth, it searches for the perfect jump - a thing of beauty. Starring two dancers and two stuntman - one of them, Andi Long, is a permanent member of the Jackie Chan stunt team - the performance is a gravity-defying affirmation of life. PS

visit. Little Khao Sok, the cutest of baby elephants, is the indisputable main attraction, closely followed by the amazing new Arctic Circle polar bear enclosure where the bears float and frolic in the water above your head. Plenty of special Easter activities all day long, such as feeding-times, with a focus this year on baby animals.

Pop into the pop art exhibition

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13; open daily 11:00-18:00; closed on Mon; tickets: adults 110kr, children free adm; www.louisiana.dk There’s a whole host of fun activities at Louisiana art gallery over Easter from 11:00 to 17:00 each day, which are mostly based around the current pop art exhibition. Create your own Andy Warhol pop art wallpaper, transform letters of the alphabet into exciting patterns, stick your favourite pop idol on a badge, design a clay robot and take part in the now traditional art detective activities. It’s all a train ride up the coast.

Hatching in Hellerup

Experimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; adults 165kr, under-12s: 108kr, open 09:30-17:00 weekdays, 11:00-17:00 weekends; www.experimentarium.dk The Hellerup museum is one big science experiment packed with button-pushing fun and scientific activities for boffins of all ages. The dinosaur exhibition is still running, with dinosaur dissections at 1pm and 3pm. Inspired by the winged Oviraptor dinosaur, you can also watch today’s dinosaurs: chicks pecking their way through the eggshell, hatching one by one.

Swan Lake

Tivoli Concert Hall, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph K; Fri & Sat, starting at 19:30, tickets: 220720kr; www.billetlugen.dk The Russian State Ballet are bringing Tchaikovsky’s famed love story to Tivoli’s Concert Hall this weekend. The show will be put on with over 40 dancers, and the music will be performed by the Gubernatorsky Symphony Orchestra. AS

Bjornen & Satyricon

Takkelloftet, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Sun, performances at 20:00 on Sat & Sun; tickets 150kr, only available on March 24; www. kglteater.dk Tickets are selling fast for the Royal Danish Music Conservatory’s double bill of William Walton’s Bjørnen and Bruno Madernas’s Satyricon.

PETE STREADER

The City

NEW

Bådteatret, Nyhavn, Cph K; starts Tue, ends April 20, performances Mon-Fri 20:00, Sat 17:00; tickets 140kr, discounts for youths and groups, www.teaterbilletter.dk; 90 mins, over-15s only; www. whynottheatre.dk Why Not Theatre Company are staging The City, a 2008 play by contemporary British playwright Martin Crimp about urban living that is so darkly comic it’s a little unsettling. Directed by Barry McKenna, the play’s themes include infidelity, suicide and the insecurities and anxieties that come with living in a city. Regular member Angela Heath-Larsen is sitting this one out to leave Sue Hansen-Styles on stage in the good company of Andrew Jeffers (Crazy Christmas Cabaret), Vanessa Poole (CTC) and Emilia Poole-Jöhnsson. BH

Treat yourself to the beach The Beach

Krudttønden, Cph Ø; starts Tue, ends 12 April, performances Mon-Sat 20:00, Sun 16:00; tickets: 165kr, concessions for group, under-25s and OAPs, www.billetten.dk; 100 mins AS IF RELOCATING to a new country, starting a family, and opening a theatre school empire wasn’t enough work on their plates, Russell Collins and his wife Christina Anthony are also co-producing and starring in this four-man play. The Beach is set in a deserted coastal hotel and tells the story of two disillusioned couples on romantic getaways who meet for the first time. Through their interactions they are forced to examine their own loneliness and the humdrum notion of their existence. Despite this painful confrontation, they return year after year, pulled back by the freedom isolation can create. The play is a collaboration with the Nordic Theatre Company and Rear View. The Nordic Theatre Company was formed about ten years ago in London by Anthony and Marie Parker- Shaw, who is a successful Swedish theatre director. Collins was pleased to work with them.

“The company has produced many great plays in the UK over the years and has a great reputation there,” he reveals. “The play will be co-produced with Rear View, which is a new production company that Christina and I have set up here in Denmark.” The Beach was originally written in Danish by Peter Asmussen, famed for writing Lars Von Trier’s Breaking the Waves, but it has been translated by David Duchin and will be performed in English. The working relationship with Asmussen is not new. “Christina translated a play for Peter Asmussen when we lived in London so we knew of his work,” Collins continues. “But it’s a great play that is funny, interesting and tragic all at the same time. I thought it would be a different challenge after my last play, Ghosts. It’s well written and offers a great insight into modern Danish society”. The Beach will be Collins professional directorial debut in Copenhagen: “I directed and produced Ghosts by Henrik Ibsen a couple of years ago back in London, and I have had a few film roles but no theatre here until now.” The couple have built a solid reputation around their performing arts schools, Scene

Fredrik Roos Art Grant: Paul Fägerskiöld

Exhibitions Arkitektonisk Stuegang (Architectural Rounds)

NEW

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; starts March 28, ends June 9; open Tue 10:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s: free adm; www.designmusuem.dk This unique group exhibition invites seven artists who work primarily in the field of crafts to respond to the architecture of specially selected locations – a spa, a hospital – with new works of art. Artists include ceramicist Karen Bennicke, visual artist Kaspar Bonnén, glass artist Lene Bødker, visual artist Ruth Campau, architect Poul Ingemann, weaver Gudrun Pagter and visual artist Jesper Rasmussen. BF

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Galleri Bo Bjerg- NE gaard, Flæsketorvet 85A, Cph V; starts April 5, ends June 22; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggaard.com Accomplished artist Tal R presents work inspired by his own relationship with the city of Copenhagen. It features recognisable images from around the city. BF

NEW

Moderna Museet Malmö, Gasverksgatan 22, Malmö; starts March 28, ends April 28; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 70kr, under-18s: free adm; www. modernamuseet.se Artist Paul Fägerskiöld, the recipient of the 2013 Fredrik Roos Art Grant, exhibits his minimalist paintings in this solo exhibition. BF

Group Exhibition

NEW

Bureau Publik, Vesterbrogade 111, st, Cph V; starts April 5, ends May 12; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.bureaupublik.dk As part of their ongoing investigation of the effects the economic crisis has on everyday life, Katarina Stenbeck and Johanne Løgstrup, the curatorial team behind Bureau Publik, present a group exhibition of artists working on this theme. BF

Structuration

Marianne Friis Gallery, Prags Boulevard 49, Back Yard, Cph S; ends April 20; open Wed-Fri 11:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.mariannefriisgallery.com Thomas Lindvig specialises in minimalist sculptures. BF

Væggen

Dronning Louises Bro, Cph N; ends Sep; open Mon-Sun 07:0022:00; www.copenhagen.dk Væggen (The Wall) shows archival pictures from the city’s history. BF

And you probably thought the title was allegorical. Nah, it’s got bikinis and the one in the middle is a former Mrs Denmark. Ding dong!

Kunst Skoler, and plan to do the same with their production company. “We have recently created Rear View and we intend to produce plays on a regular basis from now on,” enthuses Collins. “We love acting and

directing, and although Scene Kunst Skoler brings us great joy and fulfillment, we want to work professionally as well. The plan is to put on plays in both English and Danish and try and make our mark on the theatre scene here in Copenhagen.”

With a cast of only four people, it’s a very small production, meaning there is a lot more work for each individual. “On a big production you pretty much have someone to do everything for you,” says Collins. “Whereas on a smaller pro-

duction, we pretty much do everything ourselves. You also have more creative control, which I think makes it more enjoyable and inspiring.”

News from New York & Dan Schein

Sussi Trampedach and Dorte Karrebæk

There’s A Story in Which My Eyes Shut

Klaus Thejll Jakobsen

NEW

Galleri Tom Christoffersen, Skindergade 5, Cph K; starts April 5, ends April 27; open Wed-Fri 12:00-28:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.tomchristoffersen.dk The gallery’s curator Jens-Peter Brask brings together artists from the US in this group exhibition. At the same time, the gallery is also presenting an exhibition of the work of American artist Dan Schein. His paintings are messy and often comical. BF

The Net Artist/America Online Made Me Hardcore

IMO, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends April 27, open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.imo-projects.com Parker Ito’s artwork combines painting, installation and curatorial projects inspired by internet culture memes, digital artefacts, stock photos, websites, animated GIFs and digital animations. BF

Enten-Eller

Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends May 19, open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00; www.nikolajkunsthal.dk This group exhibition takes its inspiration from the philosophy and work of Søren Kirkegaard. BF

NEW

Galleri Oxholm, Ravnsborggade 5, Cph N; starts April 5, ends April 27; open Weds-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00, Sun 13:00-17:00; www.gallerioxholm.dk Mother and daughter Dorte Karrebæk and Sussi Trampedach present new work. Karrebæk is an illustrator, and Trampedach, like her father Kurt, is an artist. Their work leans towards the grotesque, but is aimed at children. BH

Ambiguous Faces

Gallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends May 1; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00; www. galleryb15.dk This group exhibition features the artwork of local and international emerging artists working with experimental portraiture. BF

The Leper Squint Paintings

David Risley Gallery, Bredgade 65A, Cph K; ends May 4; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.davidrisleygallery.com British artist Michael Simpson paints austere canvases based on his personal investigation of atheism. BF

Flowers and World Views (Blomster og Verdenssyn)

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends 17 March 2014; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, under-25s 65kr, under-18s free adm; www.smk.dk Denmark’s National Gallery presents 200 years of flower paintings. BF

NEW

Gallery Poulsen, Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V; starts April 5, ends April 27; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:30, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.gallerypoulsen.com US-based artist Barnaby Whitfield paints romantic images filled with personal symbols. The artist combines birds and rainbows with human figures rendered in saturated colours. BF

Cows and Sheep and Elephants and Bears are all asleep. But they are not at work

Flensborggade 57, Flensborggade 57, Cph V; ends April 16; open after appointment; www.flensborggade57.squarespace.com Yvette Brackman presents new work based on the lullaby ‘A Dream Comes to the Doorstep’ from the 1936 Soviet film Circus. BF

Flora Islamica: Plant Motifs in the Art of Islam

Davids Samling, Kronprinsessegade 30, Cph K; ends Oct 27; open Tue & Fri 13:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00, Thu 10:00-17:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www.davidmus.dk This is a special exhibition of Islamic art that uses stylised plant motifs such as vines, leaves, flowers, fruits, and trees. BF

EVIE SARGEANT

Møstings Hus, Andebakkesti 5, Fredriksberg; ends April 21; open Tue-Sun 11:00-16:00, Wed 11:00-19:00; www.moestingshus.dk Danish artist Klaus Thejll Jakobsen often works with cardboard sculptures of recognised consumer products. BF

Cancre

SOD Space of Drawings, Holbergsgade 17C, Cph K; ends March 30; Tue-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www. spaceofdrawings.dk Zven Balslev’s style is a mixture of the humorous and the grotesque, and is inspired by comic books. BF

Syria’s Art of Resistance

Rundetaarn, Købmargergade, Cph K; ends May 12; tickets: adults: 120kr, kids 60kr Featuring works from internationally renowned caricaturist Ali Ferzat and many others, the exhibition strives to capture the wealth of creative expressions that made the Syrian uprising unique. AW

Infinite Solitude

Hans Alf Gallery, Holbergsgade 13, Cph K; ends April 20; open Tue-Fri 13:0018:00; www.hansalf.com British painter Natasha Kissell sees her work as reinventing landscape painting. She acknowledges the debt she owes to classic landscape painters like JMW Turner, but considers her work to be a new voice in the canon. BF

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Leigh Ledare, et al.

Danh Vo: We the People

Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends May 12; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Weds 11:00-20:00; tickets: 60kr, under-16s free adm; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk New York-based artist Leigh Ledare explores intimate familial relationships and broken social taboos – specifically a complicated and often highly sexualised mother and son relationship. BF

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www. smk.dk Danish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

28 March - 5 April 2013 Blomsten og Cigaren. Modernisme fra ARoS

Images of Maternity

Anna Sørensen

Ordrupgaard, Vilvordevej 110, Charlottenlund; ends June 9 A photo exhibition featuring new work by Danish expressionist photographer Suste Bonnén that captures the first moments of life from the maternity wards of Rigshospitalet. Bonnén’s work is being shown in the same space as an exhibition dedicated to French-American impressionist Mary Cassatt – her first ever solo exhibition in Denmark.

Galleri Tom Christoffersen, Skindergade 5, Cph K; ends April 1; open Wed-Fri 12:0028:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. tomchristoffersen.dk Painter Anna Sørensen focuses on colourful patterns and abstract forms. She presents new works in this solo exhibition. BF

Everything we fear is in ourselves

Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends May 11, open Tues-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nilasstaerk.dk US-based painter Thaddeus Strode’s paintings capture a frenetic, energy-melding popular culture, a Californian-style skate punk, Zen philosophy and comic book art. BF

French masterpieces

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends April 30; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; Entry 75kr; 3341 8141; www.glyptoteket.com This array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey from 1850 to the 1900s. LD

Human Silver Halo

Medical Museion, Bredgade 62, Cph K; ends May 26; open Wed-Fri, Sun 12:00-16:00; Tickets: 50kr, under-16s: 30kr; www.museion.ku.dk Artist Andrea Jespersen responds to the architecture and archives at the University of Copenhagen’s Medical Museum via photographs, videos, drawings, and sculptures. BF

5 Solo

Den Frie Udstillingsbygning, Oslo Plads 1, Cph Ø ; ends March 31; open TueFri 12:00-17:00, Thurs 12:0021:00, Sat-Sun 10:00-17:00; Tickets: 45kr, concessions: 25kr, under-12s free adm; www.denfrie.dk Trying out a new exhibition format, Den Frie presents five artists at the same time, but in solo exhibitions throughout their sizeable art hall. The five artists are Jette Gejl/Bjorn Godwin, Mette Gitz Johansen, Eva Koch, Michael Mørk and Nicolai Howalt. BF

Jesper Dyrehauge: Medium Large

Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends April 7; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu13:0020:00; www.overgaden.org Jesper Dyrehauge presents a new series of paintings exploring the limits of the medium. BF

RIP Image

Moderna Museet Malmö, Gasverksgatan 22, Malmö; ends April 14; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 70kr, under-18s free adm; www. modernamuseet.se Iranian-American artist Tala Madani works with humour to address politics and power in her artwork. BF

Thorbjørn Bechmann and Sofie Thorsen: IG 383 and The Play Sculptures

Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends April 7; open TueSun 13:00-17:00, Thurs 13:0020:00; www.overgaden.org Thorbjørn Bechmann and Sofie Thorsen present a mutual investigation of the implications of the Modernist 20th century architectural design of public space. BF

Des Asmussen-100 Year Jubilee

The Black Diamond, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends May 11; open Mon-Sat 09:00-19:00; www.kb.dk The estate of the celebrated Danish cartoonist Des Asmussen presents a retrospective of his drawings. BF

The Beach

By Peter Asmussen, Translated by David Duchin Directed by Russell Collins

Åsa Maria Bengtsson, Tamara de Laval, & Charlotte Petersen

Galerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; ends April 13, open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0014:00; www.galeriepi.dk Featuring the work of three artists, Åsa Maria Bengtsson, Tamara de Laval, and Charlotte Petersen, this exhibition includes video, installation art, drawing, painting, and interactive objects. BF

Illo, Rudvaska and Macho

Cisternerne Museet for Moderne Glaskunst, Søndermarken, Frederiksberg; ends Nov 30; open Thu-Fri 14:00-18:00; Sat-Sun 11:0017:00; Tickets: 50kr, under14s: free adm; www.cisternerne.dk Patril Illo, Zuzana Rudavská, and Palo Macho show their glass sculptures at this underground exhibition space, which is a former water reservoir where the city stored water. BF

Det som er, og det som kunne være

BKS Garage Billedkunstskolerne, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends March 30; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; bksg.kunstakademiet.dk Artists Birk Bjørlo and Tyra Tingleff present new work in Det som er, og det som kunne være (What is, and what could be). This exhibition space is part of the Danish Royal Art Academy and focuses on the work of emerging artists. BF

Kunstforeningen Gl Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends May 12; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:0020:00; Tickets: 60kr, under16s: free adm; www.glstrand. dk Curated by Dr Phil Lennart Gottlieb, this exhibition collects paintings from the Danish Modernist period. BF

Treasures in the Royal Library

The Black Diamond, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends 2015; www.kb.dk Gutenberg’s bible, the notes of philosopher Søren Kierkegaard, the diaries of fairy tale author Hans Christian Andersen and a wide range of other invaluable cultural treasures have been immersed into a pop art jungle by Russian artist Andrey Bartenev. MAR

Tara Donavan

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl. Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends May 20; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; adult tickets: 95kr, students: 85kr, under-18s: free adm; www. louisiana.dk American artist Tara Donavan finds beauty in everyday materials, using them to create larger organic forms. BF

Lögner om måleri (Lies about painting)

Moderna Museet, Gasverksgatan 22, Malmö; ends April 14; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 70kr, under-18s free adm; www. modernamuseet.se This survey exhibition explores the question: is painting still a credible artistic practice in today’s art world? It presents the work of Swedish and international contemporary artists making progressive paintings. BF

Denmark by Design

The Danish Design Centre, HC Andersens Boulevard 27, Cph V; ends May 12; open Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Wed 10.00-21.00; www.ddc. dk This exhibition shows the development of Danish design from 1945-2010. CP

Ink

Galerie Mikael Andersen, Bredgade 63, Cph K; ends April 20, open Tue-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www. mikaelandersen.com Berlin-based Robert Lucander shows contemporary figurative painting in this solo exhibition. BF

Spring Exhibition

Every Day Matters

Faurschou Foundation, Klubiensvej 11, Cph Ø; ends June 14, open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00; www. faurschou.com This next exhibition brings together a diverse group of internationally accomplished artists from the Middle East, USA, South America, Asia, and Europe. Artists include Yto Barrada, Shilpa Gupta, Emily Jacir, Liu Wei, Gabriel Orozco, Damián Ortega, and Raqs Media Collective, among others. BF

Clare Woods

Martin Asbæk Gallery, Bredgade 23, Cph K; ends April 7, open Tue-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.martinasbaek.com British painter Clare Woods works with haunting landscapes and dark wooded areas inspired by the countryside in which she lives. BF

Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends May 12; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-20:00; Tickets: 60kr, under-16s: free adm; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Presenting emerging artists from Denmark and across Europe. BF

Liasion

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DASK

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl. Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends June 9; open Tues-Fri 11:00-22:00; Sat-Sun 11:0018:00; adults: 95kr, students: 85kr, under-18s: free adm; www.louisiana.dk Presenting 150 classic art works by well-known Pop Art artists. BF

Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends May 19, open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00; www.nikolajkunsthal.dk Eric Andersen was involved with Fluxus and various other art movements. BF Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V, TueFri 12.00-18.00, Sat 12.0016.00; www.daskgallery.com DASK in the fashionable area of Kødbyen is a first edition gallery focusing on photographic art only. All the photos are for sale and exist in limited editions of up to 15 pieces. PDR

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Ska-ed by the 1990s? This lot will hook you in

Reel Big Fish

Lille Vega Saturday 21:00 195kr; www.billetnet.dk

he ‘90s are iconic. Love them or hate them, but life today wouldn’t be the same without the decade that cloned Dolly, brought kids Tamagotchis, invented the internet, and saw every woman rocking the ‘Rachel’ and every man in flannel and safety-pinned jeans.

Luckily for those with fond memories of the ‘90s, Copenhagen is bringing back one of the biggest names in ska: Reel Big Fish. Remember those guys? They got toes tapping and air drums drumming in the mid’90s with hits like their admonishing but ironically most popular single ‘Sell Out’. The upbeat and positive single ‘Everything Sucks’ defined a generation’s angst and disillusionment, with lyrics that sing “I

know everything sucks, and this is gonna be the last time you hear me complain.” And ‘She Has a Girlfriend Now’ is fairly self-explanatory. Lyrics infused with the banal problems of love lost and wanting to learn to play the guitar to pick up chicks made Reel Big Fish a band that many could relate to. Their brand of ska was something that jived with a lot of people around 1996 and led to a great cult fol-

lowing even after ska became less popular. Following those immortal days, the group decided to switch it up and ditch the trumpets. They put out rock singles like ‘Where Have You Been?’, which fared much better without the use of brass. They went through a period of fractured styles, from lighthearted albums like Cheer Up! to more dark and edgy albums featuring tracks about bitterness, jealousy and

short-lived popularity − a selfaware approach. This past summer, the group released their first album in five years. And for die-hard fans of that quintessential ‘90s sound, Candy Coated Fury is a return to their ska roots. It’s what they do best − pseudomisanthropic lyrics are the icing on a sugar-rush of danceable ska beats and instrumentals. Their songs will have old fans rejoicing and new fans falling for

tracks like ‘PS I Hate You’ and ‘I Know You Too Well to Like You Anymore’. Their names are enough to give concert-goers a sense of Reel Big Fish’s fun mockery of anger. That old-school Reel Big Fish style is back, horns a-blazing, and they’ll get you to smile and dance like it’s 1995 at Lille Vega. Reel in your tickets soon! Amy Strada

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The Soft Moon

Loppen, Sydområdet 4B, Cph K; 21:00; 140kr Branded as a ‘neo-post-punk’ band – a label that does little to define their catchy, synth-imbibed, beat-heavy music – this San Francisco quintet offer an altogether upbeat, modern yet harrowing musical articulation of the post-apocalyptic. After rising up through the saturated post-punk scene in San Francisco, The Soft Moon released their self-titled debut record in 2010, a fulfilling and somewhat shadowy foray into the annals of 1980s industrial synth-pop. Check out their most popular track ‘Breathe The Fire’ to get a real sense of what they’re up to.

Dúné

Store Vega; 21:00; 180kr The seven-member Copenhagen-based band offer an experimental style of synth, electro and indie pop that has become phenomenally popular throughout Scandinavia. Best known for their memorable performances, this orchestral-sized group have performed at some of the largest festivals in northern Europe. Only three years ago, the band took Denmark by storm with their second record, Enter Metropolis (2009). Since then, they’ve failed to churn out any winning hits and have practically evaporated into thin air, with only their loyal fans turning up for gigs.

Palma Violets

Jake Bugg

Amager Bio, Øresundsvej 6, Cph S; 20:00; 125kr Once upon a time, the Palma Violets were the darlings of the British rock magazine NME, applauded for making noise in their living room instead of all over the internet. This group made it the old-fashioned way by signing to the East Londonbased indie record label Rough Trade Records several years ago. Pursuing an almost Velvet Underground vision from their studio hideaway in East London, they’ve reimagined a garage rock sound that takes influence from The Black Lips, The Ramones and Nick Cave in a ramshackle, distortion-heavy style.

Store Vega; 21:00; sold out Either Bugg is a genius invention of the music industry, or the work of a modern Frankenstein. With traces of just about every major rock outfit from Bob Dylan and Oasis to The Arctic Monkeys evident in his sound, it’s almost impossible to conceive that some of his material was in the making when he was only 17. Testing the British charts with his seminal single ‘Two Fingers’, Bugg is now making moves in Denmark, where his popularity is already palpable. As luck would have it, tickets have already sold out, but it’s well worth trying your luck on Facebook or online forums.

Lyrics might be lost in translation, but the energy isn’t Von Dü

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Pumpehuset

eggae-dancehall band Von Dü frequently boast that they play highenergy shows heavy on audience interaction, claiming that one can’t help but walk away from a concert with the urge to keep talking about it days afterwards. And it was clear that the crowd at Pumpehuset were expecting exactly that: their anticipation was clearly palpable waiting for the band to take the stage. Even as a first-time Von Dü concertgoer, I could feel that the enthusiasm was infectious. When the nine-piece band finally did show up – albeit 90 minutes after the advertised time – the crowd seemed to have barely noticed the delay. A collective cheer rang out from the audience as soon as the group took to the stage, and the craze only amplified when lead vocalist

Morten Nygaard announced that they were celebrating their fifth anniversary with tonight’s concert. Von Dü have become an integral part of the Danish reggae scene in the past five years, due largely to their witty lyrics and punchy social commentary. The Five stars for a 90-minute wait – they must have band’s 2010 debut been good ‘Tak til de gamle’ (‘Thanks to the old’) garnered audience favourite ‘Wienercritical acclaim for its com- fritzl’, a critical-yet-catchy tune mentary on social issues like detailing the life of infamous gang violence and police activ- Austrian rapist Joseph Fritzl (the ity around Copenhagen. Their refrain of which is still engrained sophomore effort, ‘Beskidte in the head of this reviewer). tanker’ (‘Dirty thoughts’), And for contrast, consider ‘Sexy however, has received less-than- slange’ (‘Sexy snake’), a slightly ideal reviews for lyrics that are less serious number that calls noticeably lighter on political upon lyrics like “Don’t be afraid criticism and heavier on cheeky of the sexy snake” to make it sexual innuendo. painfully obvious that the song But this show was short on has nothing to do with reptiles. neither. Take, for example, the The band was also joined on-

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stage by rapper/singer/producer Pato Siebenhaar, who accompanied Von Dü on several tracks. The audience soaked up all of it, jumping and singing and shouting along. Infectious energy aside, Von Dü’s wit and sass might be completely lost on someone who doesn’t speak Danish. Luckily for those of us non-Danes in the audience, however, the band’s undeniable stage presence and knack for incorporating the crowd into their live shows more than made up for the language barrier. I, for one, normally feel far less engaged with music in foreign languages. What’s more, I’m far from a reggae aficionado and don’t exactly fit into Von Dü’s target audience. All of this considered, even I couldn’t resist the urge to clap and dance along. So, fellow Anglophones: fear not! Even if the subtlest of Von Dü’s witticisms race over your head, it’s safe to venture that you’ll find something else to cheer about. Jessica Hanley

The Growlers

Loppen, Sydområdet 4B, Cph K; 21:00; 110kr The Growlers encapsulate what Loppen has set out to do from the beginning: bring the finest surf-rock pyschedelia of the times to the stage. Hailing from the sunny Californian coast, this melodic, alternative band have played on some of the biggest stages in the States, with appearances at both Coachella and Lollapalooza last year. Although they’ve never quite become the commercial success they were destined to become, they’ve made major waves underground and are one of Jarvis Cocker’s favourite bands – he regularly plays them on his BBC Radio 6 Sunday service show.

Nightlife Riot: Duke Dumont

Simons, Store Strandstræde, Cph K; Fri 23:30; 110kr This UK-based DJ/producer has made a name for himself lately by remixing tracks from the Danish artist Bat for Lashes. His career first took off after winning the Diesel U Music Award in 2006, when he was still rooted in northwest London. Nowadays, Dumont is making his way across the globe, with live sets booked all over the world until next year. Note that it’s necessary to prebook and get your name on the guest list for this one: Simons won’t take in just any passer-by – if your name’s not on the list, you’re not getting in.

Battle + Less Win LP Release & Disko Vortex Afterparty Bakken, Flæsketorvet 19-21, Cph V; Fri 21:00; free adm One of the most popular weekend venues in the stylish Kødbyen district of Vesterbro – regarded as Copenhagen’s grimy answer to the Berlin club scene – Bakken is further away from the mainstream clubs in

The Gaslight Anthem & Japanroids

Store Vega; 20:00; 250kr Opening tonight at Store Vega will be the Vancouver-based garage rock duo Japanroids, who have received well-deserved plaudits for their rough, electrotinged power pop. Headlining, meanwhile, are the US rock group from New Jersey, The Gaslight Anthem. This quartet offer a definably American style of rock: centring their song writing on a unique ethos that aspires to bringing popular rock music back to its original American roots. The band’s whole identity, in fact, is centred on Bruce Springsteen, and their music is steeped in the tradition of Americana. Daniel van der Noon the centre and simultaneously yields great insight into the city’s underground scene. Tonight will kick off with the release party of two mini-albums from local dance outfit Battle + Less Win, followed by an allout party until the very early hours of the morning. Frede Koppen, Emma Acs, Raw Power and Ocean View’s Bastian will all make appearances on the turntables.

Len Faki

Culture Box, Kronprinsessegade 54, Cph K; Fri 23:00; 70kr After emerging in the early 1990s, Len Faki (aka LaMonde) has become one of Germany’s biggest names on the electronic dance music scene. His career skyrocketed in the late ‘00s following a wave of popular mixes and a stream of charismatic live sets at prime European club venues. Renowned for his sharp, minimalistic and often industrial-flavoured dance music, as well as his energising live sets, Faki is something of a pioneer in the field – and his sonic dreams create a genuine sense of atmosphere Aviaja Bebe Nielsen

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Fishing for Easter eggs It’s almost Easter Monday and all over Denmark, grannies, grandads and other relatives are puzzling over who sent the pretty cut-out ‘gækkebrev’ letter that is now magneted to the fridge. The only clue is a poem, usually starting with ‘Roses are red, violets are blue …’ and dots instead of a name. If they can’t guess who sent the letter, they owe the lucky sender an Easter egg. And strangely enough, though they only have a handful of usual suspects to choose from, they almost never guess. You’ve just got time to make one yourselves (see how and much more at helendyrbye.blogspot.com). It’s a great way of fishing for chocolate. And while on the subject of fishing and chocolate … I had a young friend who loved chocolate but hated fish. Her clever mum hit on a bright idea, and when her daughter asked ‘What’s for dinner?’ instead of saying ‘fish’, her mum answered ‘sea chicken’. And that went down a treat. I’m not too sure about the ethics of ‘sea chickens’. It’s a little white lie, after all. But I’m all for encouraging children to try something new – like the wacky Easter chicken cakes we invented for the column this time. Though sea chickens don’t really exist, flying fish are pretty close. Not that you’ll find them in the meat section of your local Danish supermarket. Horse, perhaps. Flying fish, nay. But if you want to see fish, sea horses and even leafy sea dragons, you’ll have a whale of a time at Den Blå Planet.

Events Valby Hallen NEW Flea Market Julius Andersens Vej 3, Cph S; ThuSun 10:00-17:00; tickets 30kr This Easter, come to Copenhagen’s largest flea market! With over 200 stalls filled with surprises galore, and new stalls every day, you and your Easter bunnies are sure to discover something great. AW Two-Floor NEW Flea Market Frederikssundsvej 342, Brønshøj; Sat & Sun 10:00-16:00; free adm and parking With an auction every first Sunday, this two-floor market is bound to be fun for everyone! After sifting through a plethora of discoveries, relax in a small jungle café or explore even more in one of the many private rooms. AW Fauré’s Requiem NEW Vanløse Church, Ålekistevej 154, Vanløse; Thu (March 28) 19:30; free adm Experience Fauré’s beautiful Requiem at the Vanløse Church, a melodic, romantic, and peaceful composure. AW

Water, water, everywhere and a lot more besides … at DEN BLÅ PLANET Den Blå Planet, Jacob Fortlingsvej 1, Kastrup; Open Mon 10:0021:00, Tue-Sun 10:00-18:00; tickets 160kr, under-11s 95kr, under-3s free adm; 4422 2244; www.denblaaplanet.dk. Officially called the new National Aquarium Denmark (in English) and open from Easter 2013, this amazing sea-life centre will knock your socks off. It’s got everything from starfish to lumpfish, and crabs to crocodiles, and don’t forget the cichlids, “the best parents in the world”: fish who keep their eggs in their mouths for three weeks before they hatch. I bet you couldn’t do that with an Easter egg! In another tank a huge shoal of exquisitely sparkly piranha fish look like they’re performing a ballet in pinky-orange sequined leotards. You can test your grip against various sea animals and visit the restaurant, where fish is on the menu – but not the rare ones. There’s even a big friendly Pacific octopus if you take a guided tour behind the scenes. And in the long glass tunnel you’ll see fish swimming all round you, and perhaps a diver too. It would take you 9,000 years to drink all the water in the huge Ocean Tank, but I wouldn’t if I were you because there’s enough salt in it to season 120 million eggs.

Liaison Jam Session NEW Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; Thu (March 28) 19:30; tickets 20kr Come and jam out with your own instruments every Thursday with musician Eric Andersen! AW Cupcake baking class NEW Serenity Cupcakes ApS, Grønnegade 32, Cph K; Mon April 15, 18:00; 300kr; email info@serenitycupcakes.dk or call 3311 0921 between 14:00 and 15:00 to register; www.serenitycupcakes.dk Spend an evening in central Copenhagen learning how to bake and decorate the perfect cupcakes, just like those baked daily at Serenity Cupcakes. The price of the course includes snacks, drinks, and four cupcakes to take home (baked and decorated yourself!). Remember to bring your own apron and register one day in advance. Kids are welcome! JH Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sun 13:00; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

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Easter at Copenhagen Zoo Roskildevej 32, Frederiksberg; tickets: 150kr, under-11s 90kr; 7220 0200, zoo@zoo.dk; www.zoo.dk. For traditional Easter chicks and rabbits, as well as Easter activities, horse riding and plenty of other wilder animals, there’s always Copenhagen Zoo. At the moment you can see a dear little baby elephant who is only one month old and two adorable lion cubs (see blog). It’s easy to spend a whole day there if you dress for the weather. Check the website for opening times and details of specific activities. Farmyard fun Smidstrup Farmen, Jydebjergvej 32, Smidstrup, Gilleleje; tickets 90kr, children 60kr, under-2s free adm; 2126 6699; www.smidstrup-farmen.dk We visited Smidstrup Farm at random. While there, we cuddled up close to Samson, the black and white Easter Bunny, and met his friends Heddy the ten-year-old chicken, Carlo the cat and lots of other barnyard animals. Smidstrup is just one of many farms that welcome visitors. Check out www.bondegaardsferie.dk, the perfect place to go for inspiration if you fancy a daytrip further afield or want to rent a holiday home and relax while your children help milk the cows, collect eggs and feed the animals in a more rural setting. Choose the farm you like best, check the individual websites for information updates, call it to make sure the farm is open, especially in bad weather, and off you go.

Disneyland after NEW Dark: The Wonderful World of Animated Erotica Husets Biograf, Rådhusstræde 13, Cph K; Thu (March 28) 19:30, tickets 60kr; www.huset-kbh.dk Film critic and animation expert Nicolas Barbano takes viewers on a journey through the quirky, weird world of animated erotica − a trip that touches on movies from the far west to the Far East, including works never before shown in Denmark. The night culminates in the showing of Francis Nielsen’s full-length feature Le parfum de l’invisible. ET English Comedy NEW Night at Kennedy’s Kennedy’s Bar, Gammel Kongevej 23, Cph V; Thu April 4 at 21:00; Tickets: 50kr Loud laughs will echo from the basement of Kennedy’s on Thursday at the pub’s fortnightly comedy show. National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week.

Spaghetti NEW Western Night Husets Biograf, Rådhusstræde 13, Cph K; Sun 14:30, tickets 50kr per film, 70kr for both; www.huset-kbh.dk eXtase magazine’s editor Nils Markvardsen offers up a bloody Sunday, with a double whammy of violent westerns. The two films were picked as an example of the films that inspired Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained. The early showing is The Fighting Fists of Shanghai Joe, the story of a Chinese immigrant facing the hardship of xenophobia and cattle herding in Texas. The second film is Cut-Throats Nine, a 1972 Spanish flick depicting the dark underbelly of human existence. WARNING: The latter is not for the faint of heart. ET Southern Cross Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the intelligence of the questions posed by Mike. Intriguing, informative and mostly guessable, he personally writes every one and it shows. The winners get a bottle of vodka and ten pints of beers, which can be redeemed as tokens, second place eight bottles, and last place shots. BH

NEXT WEEK: GOING UNDERGROUND Svalerne Flea Market Nattergalevej 6, Cph NV; every Sat, 10:00-15:00; free adm; www.svalerne.dk Every Saturday, this market opens down a small street, unseen by passers-by and ripe for discovery. You’ll find everything you can imagine: vases, antiques, vintage clothes, books and just about anything else. Rest easy knowing what you’ve purchased is going to be donated to help impoverished women and children in Bangladesh and India. But remember to bring cash! They won’t accept credit cards. AS The Blue Hall Flea Market The Blue Hall, Amagerbanen 9, Cph K; Every weekend 10:00-16:00; 10kr; www. markedsbogen.dk Come find something unique for your windows, shelves, floor, head, body or stomach at the Blue Hall Flea Market this weekend! At this cosy indoor market, new items arrive every week to fill all of your retro vintage desires! There is free parking, so check out the website for driving directions, and more! AW Free jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph K; Tue & Thu 17:0020:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday!

Antiques in Frederiksberg Jens Jessensvej 20, Frederiksberg; Sat & Sun 10:00-17:00; 30kr; www.antikoglopper.info This market will be sure to help you add a beautiful collectible to your home. Find a gift for that hard-to-buy-for friend, be it designer jewellery or an antique lamp, or just treat yourself to something exquisite! AS Ravnsborggade Market Ravnsborggade 22, Cph N; Sun 10:00-16:00; free adm Spend a leisurely Sunday strolling down Ravnsborggade, a small street just north of the lakes that will transform into a massive street market. Antiques dominate this market, but don’t worry − each time it opens, a greater selection and variety of goods become available. All unique, all vintage and all in one of Copenhagen’s hidden-away neighbourhoods. Come by and peruse the tables of goods laid out by locals, and take refuge in the small and cosy cafes that are sprinkled around the area. AS International Book Club Nørrebro Bibliotek, Bragesgade 8B, Cph N; Tue 15:0016:30; free adm; stfugl@kff. kk.dk; hannes@kff.kk.dk If you enjoy reading fiction in English, Danish, German, French or Arabic, come down to the library and pick up a new book to read with a group. All discussions will be in English. SM

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Jackpot IC Factory Outlet, Raffinaderivej 10, Cph S; open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 10:00-16:00; www.jackpot.dk Jackpot brand endeavours to offer colourful, vibrant fashions for the everyday woman at pocket-friendly prices. A significant portion of their fashions are made with sustainable materials, and the company only selects partners who ensure ethical working conditions. Don’t miss Jackpot’s range of organic cashmere garments, available for under 800 kroner. Ecouture by Lund Fælledvej 16A, Cph N; open Fri 14:00-18:30; www.ecouture.dk This trendy Nørrebro boutique proves that you don’t have to sacrifice style for sustainability. Inspired by film and theatre and crafted purely of natural materials, Ecouture by Lund’s clothing exudes glamour with a hint of bohemian. What’s more, their clothes are sewn only in workshops that provide healthy working conditions, don’t utilise child labour and do not use toxic dyes or bleaches.

Kids Kids Day at NEW Lions and Barrels Lions and Barrels, Øster Allé 46, Cph Ø; Thu (March 28) 13:0016:30; tickets 50kr, Burgers 50kr for children, 100kr for adults; www.landb.dk Come and spend a rockin’ afternoon at Lions and Barrels! The first in a series of children’s events, you and your children can build your own gourmet burger, attend an authentic rock show with AB/CD, collect Easter eggs, and then chill out to a DJ light show with coffee and cake for parents. AW Creative Easter NEW Workshop Den Frie, Oslo Plads 1, Cph Ø; ends Sat, daily 13:00-16:00; tickets: 35kr for adults, free for children Ever wonder what cool things you can create from household items such as blenders, spoons or frying pans? Can invisible UV radiation become visible? Come and learn the answers to all of these and more at this artist-run workshop! Materials at the workshop are free of charge, but bring your own items from home for your personal creations! AW

Cirkus Arena Bellahøj, corner of Hulgårdsvej and Borups Allé, Cph NV; ends April 7, performances Thu (March 28)-Mon 15:00, Tue & Fri (April 5) 18:30, Wed & Thu (April 4); tickets: 160-350kr, 4030 3040; www.arena. dk

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Sustainable fashion shops THE CHOICES you make at the checkout can have a considerable effect on your future – and we don’t just mean at the grocery store. With that in mind, keeping an eco-friendly mindset while shopping for clothing is equally beneficial for the body, the soul and the environment. And with a host of sustainable fashion shops around town, it’s not hard to see why Copenhagen is regarded as one of the most eco-friendly cities in the world. This week, check out InOut’s top picks for sustainable shopping.

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Purebaby Willemoesgade 4, Cph Ø; open Mon-Thur 10:00-17:30, Fri 10:0018:00, Sat 10:00-15:00; www.purebaby.dk Give your little one a fresh start with the wide range of natural products for babies and children available at Purebaby. The shop products feature timeless designs with practical uses, from feeding bottles and hygiene products to bed linens and clothing. Purebaby also carries educational toys for children made with natural dyes and materials. Take note, however: this shop is not for those looking for a bargain – the finest of baby fashions can cost up to 600 kroner! GåGrøn Jægersborggade 48, Cph N; open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:30, Sat 10:00-15:00; www.gagron.dk Located on hip Jægersborggade, GåGrøn offers plenty of stylish, functional articles for everyday use. Whether it’s biodynamic blankets, trendy textiles or green gifts, every item at GåGrøn is sustainable – so you can shop for yourselves or others with a free conscience. Check out the shop’s selection of colourful cosmetic bags by Apple & Bee – made entirely of organic cotton and biodegradable materials, they’re also easy on the wallet at reasonable prices.

Barney stomps through NEW Concert Hall Concert Hall, Emil Holms Kanal 20, Cph K; Fri-Sat 13:00 or 15:30, Sun 13:00; tickets 125-275kr Come and see Barney’s newly written story about friendship and the challenges of working together in an orchestra. The concert is a co-operation between DR Underholdnings Orkestret and DR Ramasjang. The concert is targeted towards children aged 3-6 and their parents. AW Children’s Powwow Nationalmuseet, Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun 12:0015:00; free adm Learn all about the Native Americans and their life on the plains. Find your own Native American name, make a tepee, and listen to myths during this exciting and cultural event! In addition, check out Nationalmuseet’s special exhibition Powwow. AW Dinosaurs: Follow the Trail Experimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; ends Sep 1, open Mon-Fri 09:30-17:00, Thu 09:30-21:00, weekends 11:00-17:00 Go exploring in an 800 sqm dinosaur universe. Encounter more than ten dinosaurs and a host of skeletons and bones and experience their life up close! AW

THE FAMOUS smell of popcorn, sawdust and live animals is finally taking over the Danish cities and towns again. That’s right, despite the snow, sleet and freezing temperatures, the circus season has started. Circus Arena is the biggest circus in the Nordic countries, and traditionally the arrival of its enormous travelling circus tent marks the beginning of spring in Denmark. Upon entering you are met by clumsy clowns, laughing kids, pink candy floss, a rain of popcorn and the sweet smell of hotdogs. There truly is no better way to depict nostalgia. Once you have all your snacks and have made your way through the multicoloured ocean of balloons to sit down − stepping on several toes on your journey − you can lean back in the confidence that this circus has the artists, assembled from all over the world, to entertain you over the next two hours. The rush of excitement when you hear the welcoming “Ladies and gentleman” from the owner, Benny Berdino, is palpable. First off, out comes ... a singing clown. Well, not exactly what you’d expect, but rather enlightening. And if you think you’ve seen it all before, think twice, because chances are that you haven’t seen a clown, nor an entire circus, dance Gangnam style. Yes, Arena has joined in on the trend. If the clown from ‘It’ isn’t already haunting your

Easter Lego Workshop: Bridge Spectacle Danish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27B, Cph K; ends Mon, open daily 10:00-17:00; tickets 60kr This Easter, learn about bridges and their uses! During the workshop, children will be challenged to build an imaginative bridge out of LEGO bricks. Become inspired by Copenhagen’s bridges and redesign them to create a safer cycling city. AW Okker Gokker Det Lille Teater, Lavendelstræde 5-7, Cph K; ends May 5, performances Tue-Sun − times vary; adult tickets: 120kr, concessions: 60kr, under-25s: 50kr, www.detlilleteater.dk; suitable for 2–4 years This musical play is full of old Danish rhymes, limericks and songs with plenty of visual aids to help captivate the audience, young and old alike. BSM Story Time Books & Company, Sofievej 1, 2900 Hellerup; Tue mornings 09:30-10:00; free adm; www. booksandcompany.dk Every Tuesday morning, storyteller Sara Albers performs stories, poems, and finger plays. She entertains, inspires and captivates kids’ imaginations, making Tuesday mornings a magical experience for all. SA

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Spiders Exhibition Zoological Museum, University Park 15; every day except Mon until 4 Aug, 10:00-17:00; www.zoologi.snm.ku.dk Eight eyes, venomous glands and a bad reputation. Spiders send shivers down many people’s spines, but they also live fascinating lives. The Natural History Museum’s new exhibition Spiders, appearing at the Zoological Museum, looks past the creepy surface and invites the public to a view the spider’s story as one of beautiful interplays between natural history and art. BHN Castle Easter Egg Hunt Ruins under Christiansborg Castle, Christiansborg Slot, Prins Jørgens Gård 1, Cph K; ends Mon, open daily 10:0017:00; tickets: Children 20kr, Adults 40kr; www.christiansborg.dk Go on an Easter egg hunt among the mystical ruins under Christiansborg Castle! There will be prizes drawn for the visitors who find the special eggs. AW Rhythm Classes Kulturstationen Vanløse, Frode Jakobsens Pl. 4, 1; runs every Sat until April 17, 10:3011:30; 50kr per family; 3877 3350; www.kulturhus.kk.dk Put the body, the senses and the imagination in motion. Suitable for children aged 1½-3 years and their parents. BHN

motorbikes, seemingly just missing one another, upside down and all around. If you have a weak heart, Arena may not be the place for you, but if not, it is perfect for all ages as there will be something for everyone. They have clearly thought about everything, and even in the break the entertainment continues with elephant rides for the children and clown antics. I felt like a child again as I giggled at one of them being hit by a water balloon. You just never know what to expect next, but one thing you can count on is leaving the tent with a satisfied smile.

Traversing the rock igloo Stuehøj, Ahornvej 10, Ølstykke; www.ølstykke-stenløse.com A 45-minute train ride away from Copenhagen, you’ll find Stuehøj, a 5,500-year-old ‘rock igloo’ passage grave topped with turf. Get off at Ølstykke S-train station, just before Frederikssund. Mind your heads! And take a torch (it’s dark) and some charcoal for the barbecue by the playground. HD A mine of inspiration Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Mon closed, Children’s Museum closes at 16:30; 3313 4411; free adm; www.natmus.dk Nationalmuseet has a mini castle where kids of up to ten can help ‘build’ a castle wall, dress up and play at cooking a medieval meal. Turn right instead of left inside the front door and you’ll find rocks with Viking runes. Buy a rune alphabet postcard and have fun writing letters in code. HD Arctic: The Polar Bear’s Home Tycho Brahe Planetarium, Gammel Kongevej 10, Cph V, runs through March, times vary; adults 144kr, children 94kr, headphones with English translation for 20kr; www.planetariet.dk; suitable for ages 3-18 An instructive tale for the whole family on the impact of global warming on animals. BHN

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Curried Deviled Eggs (serves 4) 4 Eggs 2 tbs 2 percent fat Greek yogurt 1 tbs Hellman’s mayonnaise ½ tsp mustard powder ½ tsp curry powder 1 tsp Dijon mustard 2 tbs very finely chopped shallot 1 tsp Champagne vinegar (or other white vinegar) 1 tsp cayenne pepper Salt and pepper to taste Cress and Danish Læsø salt for finishing PLACE the eggs, cold, into a pot and cover with cold water. Bring pot to boil with some salt added to the water. Once the water begins to boil, cover and turn off the heat, leaving the eggs for 12 minutes. Remove the eggs from the stove and pour off the hot water, allowing them to stand until cool.

Cap Horn Nyhavn 21, Cph K; open MonFri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:0000:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www. caphorn.dk for special events Cap Horn’s simple menu boasts a fine selection of organic, homemade Danish fare with a touch of seasonal influence. There were two highlights: the veal, pumpkin, mushrooms and potatoes and the chocolate cake (“Oh My God”), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM

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Carefully peel the eggs, cut in half lengthwise and remove the yolks. Set the whites aside. (You can colour the egg whites for Easter by soaking them in food colouring mixed with water and a splash of clear vinegar.) Mash the yolk finely with a fork and add the other ingredients. Fill the mixture back into the egg whites and garnish with cress and læsø salt.

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Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231; threecourse menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dk Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr; www.saxocafe.dk Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incorporating Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese buffets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. AK Kødbyens Deli Slagterbøderne 8, Cph V; takeaway classics; open MonThu 11:00-20:00, Fri 11:0021:00, Sat 12:00-21:00; most mains 60-70kr; 3386 1586; www.kodbyensdeli.dk The owners claim that they make the best fish ‘n’ chips. Stop by this takeaway joint and see for yourself. The dish of the day is always a hit, or you can opt for salad or dessert. SB Bock Bistro & Vinotek Dag Hammarskjölds Alle 7, Cph Ø; Hungarian cuisine; open Mon-Sat 12:00-15:00 & 17:00-23:00; starters 85120kr, mains 174-245kr; 3313 9194; info@bockbistro.dk; www.bockbistro.dk Look no further for Hungarian comfort food because this bistro offers a wide range of the country’s specialties. The adventurous can try some blood sausage, and no meal is complete without a glass of Tokaji Aszu, a sweet dessert wine. PDR

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and there’s an upstairs lounge area – the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish is matched with one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK Charlie’s Pilestræde 33, Cph K; open Mon 14:00-00:00, Tue-Wed 12:00-01:00, Thu-Sat 12:0002:00, Sun 14:00-23:00; 40-50kr per pint; www.charlies.dk Serving up ales from microbreweries across the UK, in addition to continental beers and several ciders, this bar might be the best place in Copenhagen to sip the night away. EM Red Lion Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Mon-Sat 16:00–00:00, Sun 13:00–00:00; www.redlion.dk A friendly English boozer with great cask ale and cider, darts and pool (spanking new table), English-themed events (sign up for their monthly email), and splendid British grub (shepherd’s pie, beef and Yorkshire pud, fish and chips etc). The first Wednesday of every month is quiz night and the last Sunday ‘family day’ – a great occasion to let the blighters run riot. BH

The Globe Nørregade 43-45, Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seatingwise, pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz. BH Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:0002:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, SatSun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports atmosphere, and a happy hour until 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Cph K; Open Mon-Sun 10:00-late It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music, which it provides every day. It serves food from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

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As the name suggests, Vesterbro Vinstue pitches itself as more of a wine bar than a restaurant, but what if you fancy something solid to go with your pinot noir? Fortunately for those shunning a liquid diet, this Istedgade institution, open since the summer, offers a short but diverse Spanish-inspired menu of dishes that have been designed to be grazed upon while you sip your way through a multitude of wines. We rocked up on a Friday evening and the place was rammed. Every table, including the one in the 16-seater banqueting room, was occupied, while patrons nestled elbow to elbow along the bar. It was impossible to see past the jumble of legs to the bar, which the artist Tine Helleshøj made from a mishmash of old panels and doors found in the surrounding neighbourhood. The floor too, a mosaic of brightly coloured hand-cut linoleum tiles, was hard to appreciate through the maze of high-tops and Acne boots, yet the overall ambience was impressive. What was previously a soulless eatery, which primarily survived off the overspill of disconcerting drinkers from Bang & Jensen next door, has been transformed into an atmospheric venue that feels part 19th century Parisian brothel, part retro Danish antique emporium. Bare concrete walls are coated with random paper cuts, prints and wine tasting musings; nauticalstyle lamps hang low above wooden tables; candles drip over unpolished brass holders; and glass-fronted cabinets shelter bottles of wine. It’s a place you want to settle into. It’s a place where you could huddle around one of the large round tables with a gaggle of mates, but equally book a corner table to seduce a first date. And if you were to seduce or even sedate a date, the wine menu is ideal. There are currently 50 wines, soon to be bumped to 70, on offer. Thirty are available by the glass, and the prices range from 40 to 100 kroner. We started with the Asso de Jordan, a Spanish sparkling wine that is a non-remarkable but polite introduction to the bolder offerings to come. Our menu selection was swift. Advised to order between two and three dishes each, we plumped for five of the nine, and having moved on to a glass of the terribly named, but surprisingly tasty You Are So Cool wine – a rather murky French blend of Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc and Chenin Blanc – our dishes arrived. In retrospect we wished that we’d asked for a trickle of dishes rather than having them all at once so as to spread out the meal.

irresistibly moorish, especially when dipped in the citron mayonnaise, which has been dyed a striking black with squid ink. All of these 85kr dishes were startersize and when they arrived, they seemed quite puny. Yet due to their richness, they proved surprisingly filling. Five dishes between two left us sated, if not stuffed. Having now moved on to a glass of the 2010 Cycles Gladiator Zinfandel, it seemed rude not to accompany it with some cheese. Three cheeses, to be precise: Brie, a hard cheese peppered with salt crystals and a Danish blue served with

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The Place Beyond the Pines (15) Dir: Derek Cianfrance; US crime/ drama, 2012, 140 mins; Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Eva Mendes, Ray Liotta, Rose Byrne Premiered March 27 Playing nationwide

ORMED OF three distinct segments that appear to have been welded together without the right tools or a user’s manual, The Place Beyond the Pines is injuriously kick-started by a crotchcam view of Ryan Gosling’s six pack, a perspective as skin-deep as the film’s overblown title and much of what follows. Initially faceless, Gosling’s Luke adorns a sleeveless shirt and James Deans his way to the steel cage, where he and two other motorcycle daredevils provide an all-American mechanised rodeo to an expectant and bloodthirsty crowd. This testosterone-injected opening signifies director Cianfrance’s intention to cultivate Gosling as an edgy, disaffected, vaguely dangerous, neo-Brandoesque wild one. However, despite making his character work (albeit at the cost of looking fatuous), no amount of effort on Gosling’s part to align himself with the machismo-fuelled heroes of the past can disguise the fact that this film is poorly conceived, overly long and as cardboardy and chemically faked as a pine tree air freshener hanging in a minicab. To be fair, the film’s fixation on Gosling’s masculine aura is somewhat pertinent, as the story does wax lyrically about male identity and father-son relationships, but if these themes don’t exactly flourish it is because Cianfrance’s indulgence of ellipses feels far too much like a cheap shot, and one that makes ciphers of his characters. The film superficially strokes a triptych of fragmented and

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bombastic articulations: Luke’s inexplicable and sudden urge to provide for a child he never knew he fathered with Romina (Mendes); policeman Avery Cross’s (Cooper) struggle to reconcile his sense of righteousness with his professional ambition; and finally, fifteen years on, as a collision between two teenage inheritors of their respective fathers’ sins. Throughout, Cianfrance sidesteps the potential depth and meaning of the narrative so as to give prominence to the melodrama of the characters stumbling upon their shared histories. The Place Beyond the Pines never

climaxes because it is incessantly on high alert and reducing the lives of its characters to their most intense moments: Luke heisting banks to support his son; Cooper fighting police corruption; their sons, oblivious to how their families are linked, flirting with disaster in and out of school as they circle each other like boxers. It’s a daisy chain of physical and psychological violence that sacrifices emotional specificity for sensational broad strokes. There are thus more nuances and dimensions to Luke’s chiselled form than there are in his compulsion to rob banks.

Blue Valentine, Cianfrance’s last outing with Gosling in tow, also suffered from a certain monotonousness as well as a frantic handheld style that was always getting in the way. However, at least the protagonists offered a successful study in romantic ambivalence and the anguish that arises from seemingly endless self-protection against a psychologically spiralling partner. There was real attraction and repulsion to be found, whereas The Place Beyond the Pines has a much wider canvas with the segments essentially forming monodramas that are so patchily written that the vital

moments feel less like recognisable human behaviour than recognisable screenwriter overreaching. Cianfrance also shamelessly abuses the wide-ranging score provided by Faith No More’s Mike Patton to fatten a flimsy story of oversimplified romantic notions of masculinity, fatherhood and sin to the level of adrenalised Greek tragedy. It is a sheen that crumbles fast and hard beneath the weight of a ridiculously relentless sense of self-importance. Gosling may well aspire to be a rebel with a cause, but a giant of cinema he is not.

An alien siren story that’s steamy but soulless The Host (11) Dir: Andrew Niccol; US sci-fi, 2013, 126 mins; Saoirse Ronan, Diane Kruger, Max Irons, William Hurt, Jake Abel Premieres March 28 Playing nationwide

HE HOST finds humanity somewhere in the future, and planet Earth has never been in better shape. There’s no hunger, wars or environmental crisis, and honesty and courtesy are practised by all. The only trouble is that hardly any humans have survived an alien inThe hardest part about playing two characters in one body, says Ronan, vasion of so-called Souls, who inhabit the bodies of humans is remembering when to turn off the Southern drawl

(‘hosts’), erase their minds and use their memories to round up more victims. Based on the Twilight author Stephanie Meyer’s bestselling 2008 novel, The Host is an ostensibly high-concept but philosophically tepid youngadult sci-fi flick, which should be a solid watch as it boasts the talented Saoirse Ronan (The Lovely Bones) and a script by writer-director Andrew Niccol (The Truman Show and Gattaca). But the shadow of Meyer hovers over it (rather, her soul inhabits it), meaning Niccol had his work cut out for him to make the film appeal to viewers outside of the target audience. The action begins when 17-year-old Melanie is cap-

tured by a mob of Soul-driven, hijacked humans. Among them, an uncharacteristically nasty and autocratic female (Kruger) supervises the installation of a Soul named Wanderer into Mel’s body. However, as Wanderer finds Mel’s mind too powerful to fully control and her memories too appealing to exploit, the initial struggle between the two morphs into some kind of an alliance, though resulting in a decidedly split and schizoid personality. Several flashbacks alert Wanderer to Melanie’s past, which involved an Adam and Eveesque relationship with the handsome Jared (Irons), now part of a small resistance hiding in a volcano in the south-

western US. On the romantic side, several massive dilemmas arise when the invaded Melanie reunites with Jared, especially since Wanderer develops a simultaneous crush on the equally strapping Ian (Abel). It all comes across as something like Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets Avatar or War of the Worlds, and while it presents a capable vehicle for themes of love and identity, there’s a regrettable overweight of sentimentality and adolescent self-admiration. What’s more, several steamy montages involving kissing in all kinds of weather are so shamelessly graphic, they’re very nearly nauseating.

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FILM

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28 March - 5 April 2013

New this Week GI Joe: Retaliation (11) Dir: John M Chu; US action/ adventure, 2013, 110 mins; Channing Tatum, Bruce Willis, Dwayne Johnson, Adrianne Palicki, Ray Stevenson When a doppelganger of the president takes over the White House, he orders the termination of the GI Joe team. Led by Roadblock (Johnson), a small team of GI Joes must expose the conspiracy and save the modern world. It’s obvious that Johnson is expected to rejuvenate a series that flopped in 2009, but it’s too much even for a man of his brute strength. Flat, awkward and simple-minded, Retaliation promises far more than it delivers. JH

Book Your Tickets Flight (15) Dir: Robert Zemeckis; US action/drama, 2012, 138 mins; Denzel Washington, Don Cheadle, Kelly Reilly, Bruce Greenwood, John Goodman, Melissa Leo Flight is a fine film that lives and dies by Denzel Washington’s central performance. Like vintage Scorcese, the narrative rockets along, Zemeckis portraying the events with the assuredness of a master, but with a sense of urgency that would befit a director half his age. While there’s a cartoon hyper-reality to the plot that doesn’t ring true, the proceedings are still excruciating and genuinely moving. MW

Django Unchained (15) Dir: Quentin Tarantino; US action/drama/western, 2012, 165 mins; Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kerry Washington, Samuel L Jackson Tarantino’s eagerly anticipated pastiche of the western epic is a bold, throbbing, exuberantly crafted piece of work – one that rattles cages with a vengeance. The film manages to conduct a joyride through old Dixie while simultaneously building up to a passionate climax steeped in heartbreaking romance and pacifistic, moral indignation. And while the Tarantino trademarks are aplenty, the film doesn’t buckle under their weight. KRG

The Impossible (15) Dir: Juan Antonio Bayona; Spa drama/disaster, 2012, 114 mins; Ewan McGregor, Naomi Watts, Tom Holland, Samuel Joslin The Impossible, based on the real-life experiences of a family caught in the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami, rarely lets up the pace. It is sometimes hard to watch as the characters are severely and relentlessly battered by the water and the all-encompassing hopelessness that follows after the wave hits. The work pays off tenfold, resulting in a tough realism that no doubt informs the performances and the emotional clout of the entire film. See this, and then go and hug your kids. MW

Avoid like the Plague Oz: The Great and Powerful (11) Dir: Sam Raimi; US adventure/fantasy, 2013, 130 mins; James Franco, Michelle Williams, Rachel Weisz, Mila Kunis, Zach Braff Intended as an unofficial prequel to the 1939 classic The Wizard of Oz, this film follows small-time circus magician Oscar (Franco) as he leaves the Kansas dustbowl for glittery Oz. The film is enjoyable to a point, and viewers will enjoy particularly poignant performances from Weisz, Williams and Kunis. However, director Sam Raimi attempts to dress up a dull plot with special effects, and while the result is visually dramatic, the script is dramatically thin. JH

A Good Day to Die Hard (15) Dir: John Moore; US action/crime, 2013, 97 mins; Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Sebastian Koch, Cole Hauser Bruce Willis, presumably due to a clause in his contract with the Devil, returns as New York cop John McClane for the fifth time to battle evil terrorists. Coarse and monotonous where its predecessors were clever and complex, it’s no exaggeration to call A Good Day to Die Hard the worst film of the seemingly never-ending series. Perhaps most worrisome of all is the knowledge that the suffering is far from over and the franchise will continue. DS

The Croods (7)

The Sessions (3)

Dir: Chris Sanders; US animation/adventure, 2013, 98 mins; Nicholas Cage, Ryan Reynolds, Emma Stone, Catherine Keener In a prehistoric era called the Croodacious – when Mother Nature was still experimenting – the world’s first family embarks on the journey of a lifetime after the cave they inhabit is destroyed. While the technical details are impressive, The Croods sacrifices both story and characters, and the script lacks the flavourful wit and plot that make family animation flicks fun for more than just the kids. JH

Dir: Ben Lewin; US drama/ comedy, 2012, 95 mins; John Hawkes, Helen Hunt, William H Macy, Moon Bloodgood Based on the journalistic writings of poet Mark O’Brien (played by Hawkes), The Sessions is a warm and witty account of his attempts to lose his virginity – at the age of 38. Hawkes and Hunt are both well cast and have natural chemistry, and while their therapy sessions are amusing and genuinely moving, the script is slightly less convincing. One might assert that questions of authenticity are irrelevant, however, especially as so much of the film is successfully played for laughs. MW

Cloud Atlas (15) Also Playing

Parker (15)

Les Misérables (11)

Dir: Taylor Hackford; US action/crime, 2013, 118 mins; Jason Statham, Jennifer Loepz, Nick Nolte, Michael Chiklis, Clifton Collins Jr Parker is the sort of film in which you need to leave any questions of plausibility at the door and just enjoy the gaudy action spectacle. The plot is derivative, and like all good/bad action B-movies, is utter balderdash, slugglishly tumbling through the two-hour running time. What’s more, the ‘stick ‘em up!’ dialogue is cringe-worthy, and the characterisation ignominious. Nevertheless, it’s mindless entertainment that you can’t help but succumb to. LR

Dir: Tom Hooper; US drama/ musical, 2012, 158 mins; Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, Helena Bonham Carter, Sacha Baron Cohen The bigest hype surrounding Les Misérables is Hathaway’s performance, and rightfully so. While she and Jackman are both sensational here, the rest of the cast range from the serviceable to the annoying, making the film too depressing and evocatively clawing that it is never an enjoyable viewing experience. You’ll either come out singing its praises or running for cover. Either way, it’s pretty miserable stuff. LR

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Dir: Tom Tykwer, Lana & Andy Wachowski; Ger/US/ Sin/HK drama; 2012, 172 mins; Tom Hanks, Halle berry, Hugh Grant, Hugo Weaving, Susan Sarandon Imagine a three-hour episode of an American soap opera with a 100-million-dollar budget, with each scene taking place in a different time period, and you get a sense of the colossal strangeness that is Cloud Atlas. It’s a deliberately eclectic mix of styles that frequently engage, despite occasionally failing to gel. Dramatically clumsy, aesthetically garish and philosophically daft, it’s whimsical folly on a grand scale: it shouldn’t really work, but it nearly does. MW

The Last Stand (15) Dir: Jee-woon Kim; US action/thriller, 2013, 107 mins; Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker, Johnny Knoxville Arnie fans will find The Last Stand entertaining enough – if they keep their expectations low. While fairly clichéd and predictable, the script is surprisingly solid, and the film retains pace with high-powered action and stunts. The efforts at humour miserably fail, however – Arnie delivers the truly amusing moments, and even those are sparse. It’s nevertheless entertaining to see Hollywood trying to hold onto its action heroes as they inevitably get old. LD

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 28 MARCH - WEDNESDAY 3 APRIL 2013 All times are subject to change KINOPALÆET without notice; consult Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby www.kino.dk for confirmation. Cloud Atlas (15) 20:40 PALADS The Croods 3D (7) Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 16:10-18:30 Argo (15) Django Unchained (15) 19:00-21:30 20:45 Beautiful Creatures (11) GI Joe: Retaliation 2D (11) 12:00-19:00 (Fri & Sat) 14:00-19:00 Cloud Atlas (15) A Good Day to Die Hard (15) 13:10-19:00 21:30 The Croods 3D (7) The Host (11) 16:30 13:00-15:45-18:30-21:15 Django Unchained (15) The Last Stand (15) 15:00-21:15 21:30 Flight (15) Les Misérables (11) 15:20-21:00 10:00-15:45-20:00-20:40 GI Joe: Retaliation 2D (11) Oz: The Great & Powerful 2D 18:30-21:15 (11) The Hobbit 2D (11) 10:15-16:30 12:15-16:00 (Sat) Oz: The Great & Powerful 3D The Host (11) 10:30-13:15-16:00-18:30-21:00 (11) 10:30-13:20-18:45 The Impossible (15) The Place Beyond the Pines 19:00-21:30 (15) The Last Stand (15) 17:00-18:30-21:15 10:00-15:45-20:30 (Fri) Quartet (7) Les Misérables (11) 16:30 10:00-13:15-15:40-20:40 The Place Beyond the Pines (15) GLORIA 13:20-15:40-18:30-21:30 (Fri) Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K Oz: The Great & Powerful 2D 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk 10:00-16:00 Django Unchained (15) Zero Dark Thirty (15) 18:20-21:20 20:45

FISKETORVET

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 Cloud Atlas (15) 20:30 The Croods 3D (7) 16:15-18:30 Django Unchained (15) 20:30 GI Joe: Retaliation 3D (11) 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:0021:30-23:59 A Good Day to Die Hard (15) 19:00-21:15-23:59 (Fri & Sat) The Host (11) 10:30-13:15-16:00-18:45-21:30 Les Misérables (11) 11:30-15:50-18:00-20:15 Life of Pi 3D (11) 20:45 Oz: The Great and Powerful 3D (11) 13:30-16:00-18:45-21:30 Parker (15) 21:15-23:59 (Fri & Sat) The Place Beyond the Pines (15) 15:00-18:40-21:20

IMPERIAL

Ved Vesterport 4, Cph V 70131211; www.imperialbio.dk Les Misérables (11) 12:00-16:00-19:30

FALKONER BIOGRAFEN

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg, 7013 1211; www.falkonerbio.dk Cloud Atlas (15) 20:30 Django Unchained (15) 21:15 GI Joe: Retaliation 3D (11) 16:20-22:00 The Host (11) 13:30-19:00 Les Misérables (11) 12:40-17:00-20:15 Oz: The Great & Powerful 3D (11)

18:30 (Sat) The Place Beyond the Pines (15) 12:30-18:30-21:20 Quartet (7) 16:55

VESTER VOV VOV

Abalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) 17:45 Searching for Sugar Man (15) 16:10-19:30

GRAND TEATRET

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk Quartet (7) 11:30-13:30-17:15-19:15 Les Misérables (11) 12:00-16:30-20:00 Lincoln (15) 14:15 The Place Beyond the Pines (15) 11:30-15:45-18:30-21:30 The Sessions (3) 21:30

EMPIRE BIO

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) 12:30 Cloud Atlas (15) 21:00 Django Unchained (15) 17:45 Les Misérables (11) 17:00-20:15 Lincoln (15) 12:30 The Place Beyond the Pines (15) 13:30-16:15-19:15-22:15

CINEMATEKET

Gothersgade 55, Cph K 3374 3400; www.dfi.dk Lawrence of Arabia 19:00 (Thu) Lawrence of Arabia 19:00 (Fri) The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo 19:45 (Sat) Atonement 19:15 (Sun) Lumière d’été (Summer Light) 16:30 (Tue) House of Frankenstein 16:45 (Wed)

DAGMAR

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) 12:00-14:15 Django Unchained (15) 21:00 Quartet (7) 12:00-14:15-16:30-19:00 Les Misérables (11) 12:30-16:30-20:00 The Place Beyond the Pines (15) 12:00-15:30-18:30-21:30

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TELEVISION

28 March - 5 April 2013

PICK O THE W F EEK

Elementary SVT4, Mon 21:00

IN THE 2002 UK comedy drama Cruise of the Gods, Steve Coogan plays a British actor who has sold out his career and former fellow actors for a US series called ‘Sherlock Holmes in Miami’. The title says it all, but little did they know that ten years on, life would imitate art in Elementary (SVT4, Mon 21:00), a new series starring Johnny Lee Miller as the British sleuth stateside. In New York seeking rehab, his handler is Joan (Lucy Liu), Dr Joan Watson to be exact, and so the fun and games begin. So far it’s been popular, garnering 73 on Metacritic, mainly thanks to Miller’s charm, although the critics tend to agree that it’s not as good as the British version, Sherlock. “There’s enough room left in the genre for another modern pairing,

and Mr Miller and Ms Liu bring something memorably new to each character,” praised the Wall Street Journal. “Along the way, Elementary should prove rather conclusively that it’s a solid cousin to Sherlock and will give fans of the character more chances to see him solve crimes,” chimed The Hollywood Reporter. The Huffington Post disagreed, citing another, perhaps less obvious choice, as its preferred Holmes US hit. “The two leads lack any kind of chemistry, platonic or otherwise, and the storytelling lacks the smarts and insight of one of TV’s best Sherlockian creations, House,” it said. Not sure if Gil Mayo Mysteries (BBC Ent, Sat 13:50 & Sun 14:00), starring the impressionist Alistair McGowan is Sherlockian, but in all, you can watch four episodes of

Friday 29

Saturday 30

17:00-18:30 101 Dalmatians (US com, 2000) Glenn Close 21:30-23:30 The World Is Not Enough (UK action, 1999) Pierce Brosnan

it this weekend. And then there’s the entire three hours of Crime and Punishment (BBC Ent, Sat 20:30), scripted in 2002 by Tony Marchant and starring John Simm. Elsewhere, there’s another chance to see the first ever episode of Luther (BBC Ent, Sun 23:15); Mozambique (BBC World, Sat SVT4, Mon 21:00 Elementary 18:30) reveals how the southern African country has become the continent’s top tourist attraction; The Spies who Fooled the World (BBC World, Sat 20:10) details how WMDs became an even uglier phrase than the one that kills thousands of people; and don’t forget the five-episode, nearly ten-hour miniseries The Bible (SVT1, Thu-Mon 22:00), which is screening over Easter. BEN HAMILTON

Sunday 31

BBC Entertainment, Sat 20:30 Crime & Punishment

spor t THE W OF EEK

BBC World, Sun 16:00 The Boat Race

FILM O THE W F EEK

TV3, Sun 21:00 Thor

Monday 1

Tuesday 2

Wednesday 3

Thursday 4

19:00-20:00 24/7 Wild (BBC doc, 2012) 19:00-20:00 Human Planet (BBC 20:00-21:10 Downton Abbey (UK doc, 2010) drama series, 2012) Maggie Smith 22:10-23:00 Hidalgo (US action, 2004) Viggo Mortensen 23:00-00:30 Cliffhanger (US action, 1993) Sylvester Stallone

No English-language programmes

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:15 Storm City (UK doc, 2012)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-00:00 Foyle’s War

18:30-19:00 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Operation Iceberg (BBC doc, 2012) 20:00-22:00 Kinsey (US drama, 2004) Liam Neeson 23:00-00:00 The Real Price of Gold (BBC doc, 2011)

17:45-18:30 Racing Kids (BBC doc, 2011) 19:00-19:20 The Life & Times of Tim (US animation) 20:30-21:30 Jesus: The Cold Case (NZ doc, 2011) 21:30-22:15 Living in the Time of Jesus (US doc, 2012)

17:00-19:00 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (US western, 1969) Paul Newman 19:00-20:00 The Tudors (UK drama series, 2007) 20:00-20:45 Jimmy and The Big Supermarket (BBC, 2011)

17:00-18:30 Scottsbury - An American Tragedy (US doc, 2000) 18:30-19:00 The Daily Show 20:00-22:00 Atonement (UK drama, 2007) Keira Knightley

18:30-19:00 The Daily Show

18:30-19:00 The Daily Show 23:00-00:00 The Lost Girls of South Africa (BBC doc, 2011)

18:30-19:00 The Daily Show 23:10-00:00 Zimbabwe’s Forgotten Children (UK doc, 2011)

No English-language programmes

17:20-18:10 Will & Grace (US com series) 18:00-19:00 King of Queens 19:00-19:30 Friends 23:00-00:30 Striptease (US thriller, 1996) Demi Moore

17:00-18:00 Hope & Faith (US series) 18:00-18:45 King of Queens 19:00-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:00 Californication

12:00-20:45 Blue Bloods (US series, 2011) Tom Selleck

No English-language programmes

17:15-18:05 Will & Grace 18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 20:55-21:45 New Girl 23:15-00:00 Live at the Apollo (UK stand-up, 2011)

17:20-18:10 Will & Grace 18:10-19:00 King of Queens 19:00-19:55 Friends 19:55-21:00 Californication 23:00-00:30 Chris Rock; Kill The Messenger (US stand up, 2008)

17:00-18:00 Will & Grace 18:00-19:00 King of Queens 19:00-19:50 Friends 19:50-21:00 Californication 21:00-23:00 Iron Man (US action, 2008) Robert Downey Jr 23:00-00:45 X-Men 2: The Last Stand (US action, 2006) Patrick Stewart

17:00-19:30 Around The World in 80 Days (US com, 2004) Jackie Chan 19:30-22:00 Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban (UK fantasy, 2004) Daniel Radcliffe 22:00-00:00 Bridget Jones’s Diary (UK romcom, 2001) Renee Zellweger

18:00-19:00 NCIS 19:00-20:00 The Mentalist 20:00-22:00 The Last Airbender (US action, 2010) Dev Patel 22:00-00:30 A Knight’s Tale (US action, 2001) Heath Ledger

21:00-23:30 Thor (US action, 2011) Natalie Portman 23:30-00:00 Two and A Half Men

No English-language programmes

17:00-19:00 NCIS

17:00-19:00 NCIS 20:00-21:00 NCIS 21:00-22:00 The Mentalist

17:00-19:00 NCIS

17:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 22:45-01:00 Falling Down (US action, 1993) Michael Douglas

17:00-18:15 The Simpsons 18:15-20:00 The Simpsons Movie (US com, 2007) 20:00-21:00 Criss Angel Mindfreak (US reality series, 2009) 21:00-21:30 Steven Seagal: Lawman (US reality series) 21:30-23:45 Norbit (US com, 2007)

17:10-19:15 Norbit (US com, 2007) Eddie Murphy 19:15-21:30 Junior (US com, 1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger 21:30-23:45 Twins (US com, 1988) Arnold Schwarzenegger 23:45-00:50 Spartacus (US action series, 2012)

17:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:30 Top Gear 21:30-23:40 Faster (US action, 2010) Dwayne Johnson 23:40-01:40 Pitch Black: Chronicles of Riddick (US thriller, 2000) Vin Diesel

17:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:30-23:20 Death At A Funeral (US com, 2010) Chris Rock 23:20-01:20 Just Cause (US crime, 1995) Sean Connery

17:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:30 Two and A Half Men 21:30-00:40 Pulp Fiction (US crime, 1994) Uma Thurman

17:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-21:00 The Simpsons 21:00-22:30 Top Gear 22:30-00:00 Spartacus

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 22:30-00:30 Six Days, Seven Nights (US action, 1998) Harrison Ford

17:00-18:00 Addicted to Food (US doc, 2011) 19:00-20:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Denmark 21:00-23:20 Addicted to Love (US rom com, 1997) Matthew Broderick 23:00-00:00 The Closer

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Dance Moms (US doc series, 2012) 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Denmark 23:00-00:00 Biggest Loser IX

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Private Practice 21:55-22:55 House 22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy 23:50-00:50 Private Practice

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy 23:55-00:50 Private Practice

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:00-22:00 Tourette’s Rocks (UK doc, 2012) 23:00-00:10 Dance Moms 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy 23:55-00:50 Private Practice

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Denmark 21:00-23:00 The Romantics (US drama, 2010) Katie Holmes 23:00-00:00 Grey’s Anatomy

17:30-19:00 Shrek (US animation, 2001) MIke Myers 19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory 22:00-01:15 Troy (US action, 2004) Brad Pitt

18:00-19:00 Numbers 21:00-23:00 The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (US action, 2008) Ben Barnes

19:00-20:00 Arrow 22:00-23:00 CSI

17:00-18:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (US crime series) 19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI: New York 22:00-00:00 Solomon Kane (US action, 2009) James Purefoy

17:00-18:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 22:00-00:00 The Air I Breathe (US thriller, 2007) Andy Garcia

17:00-18:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory 22:00-23:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 23:00-01:00 Criminal Minds

17:00-18:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 19:00-21:00 The Big Bang Theory 22:15-23:10 Arrow (US action series, 2012) 23:10-00:10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit