After some recent, lets say, faux pas, I found myself daydreaming about technology that should exist in order to make our First-World lives even easier. Call it Millennial of me, but I think that if people are creating apps to track the number of miles you walk in a day, they should be working on some self-help apps that might actually make a difference. The New Year brings with it new opportunities for the next Snapchat mastermind to change the way we live our everyday lives, and Id like to provide the following suggestions for apps that should come about in 2015.
1. A weather app based on your outerwear Think of the endless marketing opportunities here! And, yes, youre gonna look like a douche if you step out with that cropped denim in 50-degree weather.
2. An app that prohibits you from texting someone multiple times in a row after midnight Because the number of times you text him in a row should NEVER equate to the number of drinks youve downed.
3. An app that tracks your WPK (wallet, phone, keys) And, alerts you that all are within your apartment, safely, the next morning... somewhere.
4. Bank account alert thats actually helpful Id like to know when my account has fallen under $100, not under $25. By that point, Im already saying f*ck it and buying people shots with that last $20.
5. The I cant hang out because... app This consistently crafts the perfect, original I cant do this because response once you plug in the situations circumstances.
6. Cheapest vodka in the area app Your dignity can be lost tonight for $13.99.
7. French fry consumption counter
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You have con-sumed twen-ty five fries. (robot voice)
This would purely be for giggles, not calorie-counting (ew).
8. Festival ticket hack app Ill volunteer to clean up and conveniently remove trash by the Lana Del Rey stage...
9. BeyoncĂŠs nude selfie enhancer app So you can send personalized nudes with BeyoncĂŠs proportions to all the guys you havent yet met in person.
10. Bar playlist app Because grinding to Katy Perry should be recognized as a sin.
11. Bathroom line wait time app So you can spend more time hangin with that hottie and sippin a G&T instead of with the funky smell in the back corner.
12. Regional sports stats app In case youre basic, you can plug in cities and receive sports stats to repeat to the guy you met once who now lives in Ohio. Oh my God, theyre finally starting Johnny Football!
13. After-midnight FaceTime face blurring app You worry you look gross, but think the best idea in the world is to FaceTime while wasted. Drunk self, crisis averted.
14. App that clears your social feeds of Disney-related news content 45 Celebs That Look Just Like Disney Princesses
15. App that blocks where I am statuses from people you arent
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trying to see Because I, hereby, announce 2015 as the year you dont have to hang out with people you hate. Of course, there should also be apps invented that, you know, make a sizable difference in the lives of others, but people tend to create and spend time on things that dont matter like that law in Texas that allows kids to say Merry Christmas to each other. Besides, just think what these apps could mean for future generations. With all that time saved from spending pointless hours at sh*tty bars and in bathroom lines, some youth in America could figure out how to generate a mechanical heart from recycled goods... or something. Read more:http://elitedaily.com/life/15-apps-2015-bring-along/900359/ 15 Very Practical Apps This Generation Needs In 2015
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