the cristobalmartinez
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04 Introduction Get to know the magazine's founder and editor in chief. 06 Funny Things A sample of humorous offerings 08 Exploration A journey into going to stores and exploring holiday previews. 3 2 1 03
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04 THE CRISTOBAL MARTINEZ MAGAZINE
Meet Cristobal Martinez, the founder and editor in chief of The Cristobal Martinez Magazine.
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Hello, everyone! I'm Cristobal Martinez. I am a filmmaker, writer, and podcast host. I've known myself to be a creative being that takes risk and use different mediums. If you met the people in my support system, they'll tell you that I'm one of the talented humans they've known.
As you guys know, I'm the founder and editor-in-chief of my very own magazine called The Cristobal Martinez Magazine. My podcast is called The Cristobal Martinez Podcast, but I won't go into full detail on that.
My purpose for starting my own magazine is to create a different universe for magazine readers. I want to bring readers to my different journeys outside my home. My inspirations for the magazine are Martha Stewart Living and Drew Magazine.
What I will add to each issue of TCMM are stories, photos, and everything in between. I will also give you guys updates on my projects as a creator.
I hope you'll enjoy what I will bring to this magazine.
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Here's some jokes I would like to share:
What do you get when you mix a chihuahua with a bread Loaf dough? You get a Squishmallow chiweewee.
Do I care if Big Lots is not modern looking as it is? Yes. The inside of one store I went to looked like Walmart and Dollar Tree had sex in a ghetto street alley.
If a woman bathed in Camay soap, she would go: "I have a lover! I'm taken, you perverts."
A school got banned from an aquarium because one student faked an oral course during a dolphin performance. One person went: "Damn! That guy is an experienced nasty bitch!"
These jokes are a funny thing (or not).
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From Costco to Walmart to Target, I 've managed to take photos of the store's holiday previews.
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