CATALOG #7
BIRTHDAY
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BD 001 AM I LATE?
BD 002 MAKE A WISH
BD 003 HERE BE CAKE!
BD 005 I’LL GET THE BALLOONS. YOU JUST RELAX AND ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY
BD 008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE FAMILY!!
BD 007 WE HAD TO GET YOUR CANDLES BY THE POUND
BD 009 HEY, GRANDPA, IT’S PARTY TIME
BD 011 HAVE A MAGICAL BIRTHDAY!
BD 013 I’M SO EXCITED IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
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BIRTHDAY
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BD 021 HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA FREAKIN BEARDO!
BD 014 JUST DOING MY PART TO MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY DREAMS COME TRUE.
BD 017 AREN’T BIRTHDAYS A BLAST?
BD 016 SAVOR THE MOMENT THIS BIRTHDAY
BD 019 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BD 012 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!
BD 004 ONE LITTLE BITE NEVER HURT ANYBODY.
BD 015 A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR MY BIG KITTY
BD 022 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIT FOR BRAINS!
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BIRTHDAY $2.00 each
BD 020 TIME IN A BOTTLE PAIRS NICELY WITH BIRTHDAYS AND A NAGGING SENSE OF MORTALITY. CHEERS!
BD 023 THAT’S QUITE THE BIRTHDAY SUIT.
BD 028 LOOKS LIKE A TOUGH ONE TO SWALLOW.
BD 024 IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY! GO AHEAD AND HAM IT UP!
BD 029 HOT DOG IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
BD 025 HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS.
BD 026 BOOTS AND CATS... FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY: THE PRICELESS GIFT OF BEATBOXING!
BD 027 TELESCOPES ENABLE SCIENTISTS TO LOOK NOT JUST DEEP SPACE BUT ALSO INTO THE DISTANT PAST WHERE THEY CAN WITNESS THE BEGINNING OF TIME ITSELF. HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THE BIG BANG YOU DESERVE!
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BIRTHDAY $2.00 each
BD 030 I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT BIRTHDAYS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN
BD 031 TIME TO POP THE TOP (BIRTHDAY BREW)
BD 032
BD 040 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! TIME TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
BD 042 IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY LET IF FLY!!
BD 043 YOU’RE HOW OLD? DANG! NO WONDER YOU LOOK SO JACKED UP!
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BIRTHDAY $2.00 each
BD 049 BIRTHDAY GREETINGS FROM THE KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER OF MOIST AND DELICIOUS CAKE
BD 050 IT’S NOT REALLY AS BIG AS IT LOOKS RIGHT NOW. BUT IT AIN’T GETTING ANY SMALLER.
BD 051 IT SEEMED PRUDENT TO LET THE FIRE DEPARTMENT HANDLE THE CAKE THIS YEAR.
BD 052 I WAS GOING TO GET A BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ALL THE BELLS AND WHISTLES BUT THEN I DECIDED TO GO FOR QUALITY OVER QUANTITY.
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BIRTHDAY $2.00 each
BD 033 HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY FEELS LIKE WHEN THEY HAVE FRIED CHICKEN ON THE GROWN UP MENU.
BD 034 FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY
BD 035 I HEARD YOU WERE DEAD GLAD I HEARD WRONG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
BD 036 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERKFACE
BD 037 I BET YOU SHARE YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH SOME REAL JERKS
BD 038 IMAGINE ME WALKING INTO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH A GIFT SO UNIQUE AND WONDROUS IT CHANGES YOUR LIFE FOREVER. PLEASE KEEP IMAGINING THAT UNTIL YOUR PARTY’S OVER
BD 039 I GOOGLED SCIATICA FROM THE KITCHEN FLOOR LAST NIGHT. IT MEANS YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE GETTING OLD HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BD 041 HAVE YOU HAD THE CAKE? IT’S SO MOIST BUT STILL LIGHT. I THINK IT’S THE FRUIT. SO GOOD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BD 044 I SWEAR I BOUGHT THIS CARD LIKE A MONTH BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED OR WHY IT’S LATE.
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BIRTHDAY $2.00 each
BD 045 THIS CARD CONTAINS A CHECK NOT FOR AS MUCH AS YOU HOPED BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY
BD 046 THERE’S NO CRAP GIFT ATTACHED TO THIS CRAP CARD THIS IS IT HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BD 047 GIVING FUCKS ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY SINCE DAY ONE LOVE, MOM
BD 048 FOR THE PRICE OF THIS CARD I COULD HAVE SAVED A CHILD FROM STARVING. I CHOSE YOU INSTEAD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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THE BIG DAY wedding, anniversary, engagement, baby $2.00 each
RE 001 ‘TIL DEATH DO US PART IS FOR QUITTERS
RE 011 I CAN’T BELIEVE A SLUT LIKE YOU GOT ENGAGED. CONGRATULATIONS!
RE 019 HE’S GOT YOUR EYES!
RE 008 EVEN OUR BAGGAGE IS A PERFECT MATCH
RE 010 EVEN MR. RIGHT SHARES 98% OF HIS DNA WITH CHIMPANZEES.
RE 005 IT’S A BABY SHOWER!
RE 018 INSTRUCTIONS FOR NEW PARENTS. STEP 1... STEP 2... I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT COMES AFTER STEP 2.
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THE BIG DAY wedding, anniversary, engagement, baby $2.00 each
RE 027 FUCK YOUR WEDDING
RE 034 CONGRATS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT. IF YOU EVER TRY TO TELL ME “YOU CAN TOTALLY WEAR THIS DRESS AGAIN” I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE EYE
RE 028 THERE’S BARF IN YOUR HAIR YOUR BRA’S UNSNAPPED YOU HAVEN’T SLEPT IN 48 HOURS WHO KNEW YOUR FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE WAS PERFECT TRAINING FOR MOTHERHOOD? CONGRATS
RE 037 IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY AND I’M STILL JUST AS KIND GENEROUS AND BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY WE MET UNBELIEVABLE, RIGHT?
RE 031 YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO DISCOVER AS A NEW DAD SUCH AS ALL THET HINGS YOU tUSED TO DO IN FRONT OF YOUR POOR MOTHER AT BATH TIME
RE 038 I’M STILL DEALING WITH A SEVERE CASE OF YOUPHORIA HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
RE 039 REMEMBER BEFORE KIDS WHEN WE USED TO JUST DO STUFF SPONTANEOUSLY? ME NEITHER I’M DEAD INSIDE. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
BETWEEN US love, friendship and good manners $2.00 each
RE 007 I GOT YOUR BACK
RE 004 WANNA SPOON?
RE 006 SORRY I WAS CRABBY
RE 013 I’D BE LOST WITHOUT YOU
RE 002 HORNY?
RE 014 PINING AWAY FOR YOU AND IT RATHER HURTS.
RE 009 YOU’RE SEW RAD
RE 020 YOU’RE MY ANCHOR
ET 003 SO, IT’S BEEN A WHILE...
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BETWEEN US love, friendship and good manners $2.00 each
TY 001 THANKS 8 MILLION!
TY 002 I’M NOT SURE HOW TO THANK YOU ENOUGH, BUT I’M GETTING STARTED HERE
ET 011 THAT’S RUFF. FEEL BETTER SOON.
ET 005 LET’S GET LOADED.
ET 001 THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. FEEL BETTER SOON.
RE 015 HOW YOU COCK-A-DOODLE DOIN?
RE 017 PINING AWAY FOR YOU AND IT RATHER HURTS.
RE 016 YOU’RE THE (APPLE) OF MY (EYE) AND I LOVE YOU TO THE CORE
TY 006 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP WITH THAT SHITSHOW
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BETWEEN US love, friendship and good manners $2.00 each
RE 021 YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE... AND YOU HAVE AN EASY-TO-USE CONTROL KNOB.
RE 012 GIGANTIC LOVE
ET 034 GET WELL SOON PUSSY
RE 022 JUST DON’T GIVE A COPY TO THE DOG SITTER.
RE 024 HOP IN WE’RE GOING CANOODLING
RE 026 I’M SO #BLESSED THAT WE #HATE ALL THE SAME PEOPLE
ET 028 HIGH FIVE
TY 007 A WORLD OF THANKS
RE 029 I FORGIVE YOU
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BETWEEN US love, friendship and good manners $2.00 each
RE 030 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN TACOS JUST KIDDING YOU’LL ALWAYS BE SECOND BEST
RE 035 I’M SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU
RE 032 ATTABOY
RE 033 ATTAGIRL
RE 040 HAPPY MOTHERFUCKER’S DAY
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ETCETERA and non-sequitors $2.00 each
ET 002 FUCK YEAH!
ET 025 KEEP ON ROLLIN
ET 016 CERTIFIED HOT SHIT
ET 015 ARRGGHH!!!
ET 018 LUCKY YOU! YOU’VE GOT SNAIL MALE!
ET 019 THE KEY TO EVERLASTING HAPPINESS
ET 029 YOU CAN DO IT!
ET 007 WHERE’D YOU GET THOSE EARRINGS?
ET 020 EVER FEEL LIKE YOU FORGOT SOMETHING?
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ETCETERA and non-sequitors $2.00 each
AVAILABLE INDIVIDUALLY OR BOXED SET OF 8 (2 EACH DESIGN) $8 ET BOX 1
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ETCETERA and non-sequitors $2.00 each
ET 014 NEVER SAW THAT COMING
ET 021 CAN I GET A TOOT?
ET 009 WORD
ET 013 HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN’T LIKE IT?
ET 036 SO LONG SUCKERS
ET 006 FOUND IT
ET 008 OK, WE’LL CALL THE OTHER REALTOR
ET 037 SO MANY OPTIONS
ET 004 SUCKS AND BLOWS
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ETCETERA and non-sequitors $2.00 each
ET 038 FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT
ET 039 DAY 43 OF MY SEARCH FOR A FUCK TO GIVE. STILL NOTHING TO REPORT
ET 040 DOES THIS OUTFIT MAKE MY FEAR OF INTIMACY LOOK BIG
ET 042 TRUMP? I WONDER IF MY FRENCH PASSPORT IS STILL GOOD
ET 043 A PROPER HOST WILL PROVIDE A FULL SET OF CUTLERY
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ETCETERA and non-sequitors $2.00 each
ET 032 LAST TUESDAY I FED YOUR KID GLUTEN. AND HE’S STILL AN ASSHOLE.
ET 033 THIS CARD IS SO FUNNY I WANT TO TEXT IT TO YOU
ET 035 FUCK BROOKLYN
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MAGNETS
1/4 thick acrylic, 2 inches x 3 inches $2.50 each
MAG 001
MAG 004
MAG 005
MAG 006
MAG 009
MAG 008
MAG 003
MAG 010
MAG 002 (DIE CUT)
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HOLIDAY
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HD 003 EVER WONDER WHY SANTA NEEDS TO CHECK ALL THOSE LISTS TWICE? HAVE A SUPER MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HD 004 YOU MUST LOVE THE HOLIDAYS, WHAT WITH ALL THE BALLS DANGLING EVERYWHERE.
HD 005 HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
HD 014 SANTA: A DONKEY? REALLY? HAVE YOU SEEN THESE REINDEER? THEY CAN FLY! LET’S SEE YOUR LITTLE DONKEY DO THAT! CAPTION: A LITTLE DRAMA HAS ALWAYS BEEN PART OF THE HOLIDAYS.
HD 013 THE RESULTS ARE BACK FROM THE LAB. YOU’RE DEFINITELY ON THE NAUGHTY LIST.
HD 008 NOW EXPLAIN TO SANTA WHAT WE MEAN WHEN WE SAY PONY.
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HOLIDAY
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HD 007 STAY OFF THE CAPTAIN’S NAUGHTY LIST IF YA KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR YA. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, MATEY
HD 022 “I GO’ED POO-POO” CHILDREN MAKE THE HOLIDAYS MAGICAL
HD 001 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
HD 011 SANTA?
HD 012 HE GOT INTO THE EGG NOG AGAIN. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HD 006 PARTY LIKE IT’S 99 HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HD 009 JESUS, IT’S CHRISTMAS ALREADY?
HD 023 KEEP IT SIMPLE KEEP IT MERRY
HD 010 NATIONAL ‘SCREW THESE RESOLUTIONS I’M BASICALLY PERFECT’ DAY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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HOLIDAY
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HD 015 FROM ONE ATHEIST TO ANOTHER MERRY CHRISTMAS
HD 016 MERRY FLOCKING CHRISTMAS
HD 017 JESUS JESUS BO BESUS BANANA FANA FO FESUS ME MI MO MESUS JESUS MERRY CHRISTMAS
HD 018 HO HO HOPE SANTA FILLS YOUR STOCKING WITH WEED
HD 019 HAPPY HOLIDAYS HOPE THERE’S WINE
HD 020 HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOUR FAMILY ALREADY KNOWS YOU’RE GAY
HD 021 HOPE THE TURKEY IS STUFFED WITH A BIG BAG OF SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS YEAR HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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