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Most car collectors play it close to the vest when it comes to revealing how much they’ve plowed into their hobby. Some of the older, pre-World War II classics reach six figures or more. If you’re looking to buy one, look elsewhere. Collectors are discouraged from posting “for sale” signs on their vehicles.

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Along Main Street from Woody’s Library Restaurant east of Range Line Road past the Monon Trail to the traffic circle. Drivers will still be able to use the traffic circle.

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CAR COLLECTERS AND THEIR PRIZED POSSESSIONS WILL BE ON FULL DISPLAY THIS WEEKEND AT THE SECOND-ANNUAL CARMEL ARTOMOBILIA By Zach Dunkin Current in Carmel

Traffic will be at a standstill Sept. 5 on Main Street in Carmel, and you can blame a couple of car-crazy Carmel residents for that. John Leonard’s immaculate 1996 Porsche Carrera 4S (pictured on cover) and nearly 150 pristine automotive classics will make a parking lot of the Arts & Design District for the second-annual Carmel Artomobilia. At the suggestion of Carmel art gallery owner Evan Lurie, and in harmony with the theme of the district, Carmel’s Leonard and Robert Brummett, and Andrew Lee, a Britishman living in Irvington, united with Carmel to stage the auto extravaganza. Brummett and Lee previously had worked together on the annual Concours D’Elegance show in Indianapolis, before that event closed in the face of an auto industry downturn. “When that ended, we started talking about starting another show ourselves,” said Leonard, a member of the exhibitor recruitment and planning committee for the event. “At about the same time, the city of Carmel decided that a show like this would be a great way to promote the Arts & Design District. They offered us a great location.” Last year’s event drew 110 entrants and a crowd of 10,000. This year’s entry list increased to 140. “Indianapolis and Indiana have such a rich history in the auto manufacturing industry, so it’s only natural that we

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It’s not too late to lend a helping hand. Organizers need volunteers for setting up, tearing down, cleanup and hospitality for the day of the event. E-mail Vanessa Stiles at vstiles@wearevictorysun.com to volunteer.

celebrate that tradition with a car show like this,” said Lee. One hundred years ago, there were nearly a dozen automobile manufacturers based in Indianapolis and another 30 in the rest of the state. Many of the machines on display Saturday are from an era when styles changed every year and before the days of copycat, computer-drawn patterns. “There’s a certain romanticism inherent to automobiles, and it’s different for different people,” said Brummett. “At these types of car shows, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This show will have something for everyone and lots of surprises in between.” For example, guests will see everything from Ralph Willoughby’s 1929 Model A Ford to Mike Green’s 2008 599 GTB. Both live in Carmel. Green also is showing his 1985 Ferrari 288 GTO. They will see a rare 1934 DeSoto Airflow that was very modern for its time. Carmel’s Bill Clary will join Willoughby in the Model A class with his 1930 Ford Coupe. Another Carmel resident, Dr. John Abrams, is showing off his 1953 Chevy Sedan. So, why set up on Main Street? It’s trendy. “Urbantype” car shows like this are becoming as popular as the sprawling shows on large green spaces. “The feedback that we’ve gotten from our exhibitors is that they like the Artomobilia show because of its smaller footprint,” said Brummett. “These types of shows are becoming more popular because of the compactness and the convenience.”

Images from last year’s first Artomobilia

For a show like this, cars will be judged on aesthetics. But Brummet says as this show grows in quality and the content to the level of a Concours D’Eleagance show, judging is based on a points system that includes all kinds of factors like originality, authenticity, etc.

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It is our position that it is time for the citizens and arts supporters. We wish him city of Carmel to release its control of well and urge him to progress post haste. the Carmel Performing Arts Foundation The credibility of the fundraising effort Board and turn the project over and other decisions of the presto community leaders. Until ent board are necessarily in the recent resignation of Mayor question at present. Further Jim Brainard, the board consisthindering the transition, in a ed solely of him and two memrecent press conference, city ofbers of his senior staff. In the ficials held that board membervery early days of the project, ship carried with it the expectathat might have been a prudent tion of a seven-figure donation approach, but now it is time for commitment. We believe that LIBMAN others to take on the burden of is ill-advised for any number of raising private funds to sustain reasons. But if it’s true, thanks the project. to city employees Doug Haney and Nancy Newly installed Executive Director Heck for their generosity. Otherwise, let’s Steven Libman is expected to begin the focus on leadership, with money to follow. task of filling the board with prominent

It is our opinion that a longer school day should be considered to address an array of issues. A longer day would allow for a significantly shortened school year (or at least a rearranged one). The lengthened day could effectively allow teachers to see a reduction of days on the job, while still enjoying the same salary. School corporations could save the enormous wasted expense of excessive transportation. State law restricts the number of instructional days and sets out the number of instructional hours per day. Younger kids get five hours, and the older ones get six. Is

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hose rights count? Do we tion of a vibrant urban core has brought conventioneers and all manner and sort protect the rights of the of citizen enjoying the amenities, it has weak? Do we protect the also brought a significant increasing in rights of the politically powerless? Do we protect begging. The state has wisely written code designed to prevent “agthe right of the majority to gressive” panhandling and determine its own way? Or give law enforcement officials do we protect the right of tools to control direct threat the individual to avoid the and intimidation. But much control of the majority? We remains unchecked. Americans routinely face these We rightly recoil as the freechallenging dilemmas. doms of individuals are being Panhandlers are protected. curtailed. But does the right We have decided that those of an individual to stand in among us, for whatever the public right of way trump reason, who choose to forgo the right of another citizen more traditional forms of emto use that same right of way ployment and stand on street unmolested? While it seems corners begging for the genTerry that the answer is presently a erosity of others have a right Anker strong “yes,” I don’t think it to that behavior. But too, a should be. Panhandling is not woman at an intersection in a political speech. And intimidating folks convertible on a lovely summer day has at the highway off-ramp is considerably a right to feel free from threat. Whose more than an aesthetic issue. rights matter? Perhaps the better question is which rights are more important? Terry Anker is an associate editor of Current The city of Indianapolis has been in Publishing, LLC. You may e-mail him at this debate for the last several years. terry@currentincarmell.com. Though the increasing safety and attrac-

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HOMESCHOOLERS AT NO DISADVANTAGE Editor: I read with dismay Danielle Wislon’s article titled “Why I am against Homeschooling” (Aug. 18). It seems rather odd in today’s time to continue to believe that traditional schooling is the only way to become educationally and socially successful. It is interesting to hear that most homeschooled children are rarely well adjusted socially. In today’s society, many home school programs have co-op classes, field trips and sports. I have several friends who homeschool, and their children are not only receiving an excellent education, but they are busier then

many of their friends who attend traditional schools. The fact is, many of these parents are educated individuals and do an excellent job teaching. I know several who have actually hired teachers to do the schooling, myself included. Maybe we should just peak our heads out from under the turtle shell and look around at the world, embrace what we do not understand and research what we do not know before we speak. Daris Blickman Carmel

HEALTHCARE REFORM: GET IT RIGHT Editor: Boy did you folks goof! You’re right, “Constituents are confused and nervous” about healthcare reform (“A Question for Our President,” Aug. 18), and you are apparently the most confused of all. From the beginning, the Obama plan has called for universal coverage. Such coverage would include all the same plans Americans already have. Quite simply, the answer to your question (“Mr. President, will you, all members of your administration and all federal government employees be included in your new health plan?”) is of course “yes.” After all, “universal coverage” means everyone is covered.

Perhaps by “new health plan” you were referring to the much debated “public option.” Currently, federal employees and the president are covered by the Federal Employees Health Benefits program – a plan so well-liked that members of congress have also chosen it for themselves and their families The FEHB and similar plans have been considered for the public option. Does Obama like his coverage under the FEHB? Perhaps. But at least if the public option is passed, the rest of us will finally enjoy the kind of choices Congress and the president have enjoyed for years. Jill Bainbridge Westfield

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More power to you. Other parents took hew! I knew I’d get some the sheltered comment the way it was infeedback from my hometended – that homeschooled children miss schooling article, but I out on learning to deal with a variety of was not prepared for the viewpoints, cultures, and teachers. These sheer volume of people moms and dads said that they who really didn’t pay attention didn’t want their kids exposed at all to what I actually wrote. to different religious beliefs, They saw I was opposed, went drugs, alcohol, etc. That’s fine on the defensive, and in the too. They’re your kids. But process, failed to understand here’s the deal: You can’t protect that in the end, I strongly believe your kids from ridicule, pot, you have to do what is best for racism, cheaters, the popular your family! I don’t know you, I crowd, inadequate teachers, don’t know your circumstances, and other crap forever. You just and even I agree that sometimes can’t. And I would counter with homeschooling might be the this: The most suppressed and best option (which I said in the sheltered kids are usually the article). ones who have the strongest Nevertheless, I’d like to take a Danielle rebellious tendencies. moment to address your claims. Wilson The homeschool community I am an idiot. No, I don’t feel in central Indiana is enormous, comfortable teaching my own enabling families to pool their teaching children, but that’s because my teaching resources and ensure that kids are rarely experience is with teenagers in math and alone with just siblings. This is probably social studies, not because I’m stupid. true, though I don’t know the count, but I don’t know the phonics technique or I’d bet my first born there are not as many whatever they’re using these days, and homeschooled ninth graders as freshmen frankly, I don’t have the patience for at WHS or even University High, and pre-pubescents. that it’s hard to find a Japanese instrucHomeschooled kids DO NOT lack the tor or be in marching band when you’re social skills of their peers. Based on the homeschooled. kids I knew who came into my classroom, Our public and private schools do a terthis was not true. Were they smart? Yes. rible job of educating. Have you looked Were they able to converse with adults? at ISTEP scores, graduation rates, and the Yes. Did they fit in with the other kids? percentage of students who go on to college No. This is not to say that all homefrom our local schools? We aren’t among schooled children are social outcasts. Of the elite in the state because we suck. course not! But the ones I met personally Look, the bottom line is that this is your did struggle to fit in with other teens. decision to make for your family. Why do I am ignorant of modern homeschool you even care what I think? If you really techniques and available resources. This is believe that homeschooling is meeting all true. Again, I based my article on the few of your child’s needs, then go for it! I write families I know. Homeschooled kids are NOT sheltered. an opinion column, not a hardcore news blip. Peace out. Oh, and just for funsies, Some obviously thought I was talking I’m pro-choice. about opportunities, as they argued that unlike most mainstream schools, homeDanielle Wilson is a Carmel resident and conschoolers are able to take better advantage tributing columnist. You may e-mail her at of museums and parks and other fantastic danielle@currentincarmel.com. learning tools in our community. I agree.

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FEINSTEiN TO RETURN TO AREA, PERFORM IN WESTFIELD By Arika Herron Current in Carmel

In his latest endeavor to protect the Great American Songbook, Michael Feinstein will perform at the Westfield High School auditorium Sept. 25 at 7:30 p.m., accompanied by the Carmel Symphony FEINSTEIN Orchestra. “This is the single most major thing for us that has happened in the past several years,” Alan Davis, President and CEO of the Carmel Symphony Orchestra, said. “To work with a performer of the caliber of Michael Feinstein is one of those opportunities that musicians just love to be associated with.” The one-night-only show will benefit the Michael Feinstein Foundation and the Carmel Symphony Orchestra. The Michael Feinstein Foundation will be headquartered at the new Regional Performing Arts Center, which Davis hopes will lead to further collaborations with Feinstein and others performing at the Performing Arts Center.

“For us to have the opportunity to call a facility like that home is difficult to put into words,” Davis said. The Michael Feinstein Foundation’s mission is to preserve the Great American Songbook – the body of work by legends like George Gershwin, Cole DAVIS Porter, Irving Berlin, Rogers and Hammerstein and more. Feinstein, the four-time Grammy nominee, got his start 25 years ago with a Broadway debut in “Isn’t it Romantic?” Feinstein has since recorded 23 studio albums and his 24th, The Sinatra Project, is due out Sept. 2. “The concert is a cross section of things from (The Sinatra Project) and other things (Feinstein) has done,” Dr. David Bowden, Carmel Symphony Orchestra Artistic Director, said. Three ticket packages are available for reserve. Live, pre-show entertainment, appetizers and refreshments are provided. Cocktail attire is encouraged.

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CAC DONATES $42K TO CENTER “Everything (with the arts council) is cenThe Carmel Arts Council has donated tered on giving back to the community. $42,000 to the Regional Performing Arts We believe our Regional Performing Arts Center, two of its leaders told Center is a worthy recipient.” Current in Carmel. Ficara and Piebes also said Executive Director Doreen this year’s fundraiser, Moonlight Squire Ficara said the non-profit’s Magic, sponsored by Harris donation said the gift “is all priBank, is set for Nov. 14 at the vate money. No taxpayer money Ritz Charles in Carmel. Blair is involved. We’re quite happy to & Co., featuring Carmel’s Blair be able to do this.” Clark, will be performing selecCherie Piebes, president of tions from the Great American PIEBES the council, said the group’s gift Songbook. Tickets are to go on came from funds raised during sale in mid-October at $100 per its Reflections event in November 2007, person or $2,750 for corporate tables. For and its Moonlight and Music event in more information, call the arts council November 2008. office at 844.4989. “This is what sets us apart,” Piebes said. Current in Carmel

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NOW BETTER THAN THEN By Brandie Bohney Current in Carmel

There are quite a few hilarious blogs out there on the World Wide Web. One of my recent favorite discoveries is called “There, I Fixed It” (www. thereifixedit.com). Unlike most of the blogs I follow – and there are quite a few – There, I Fixed It has virtually no commentary; the pictures speak for themselves. The writer, Ms. Fixit, just adds a witty headline to each entry, highlighting a worse-thanthe-previous repair disaster. Recently, though, her headline was, “No Worse Then Hot Metal.” I figured that this would be my first time commenting in order to gently correct the grammatical error. Much to my surprise, though, I had been beaten to that punch by dozens of other commenters. Ms. Fixit even chimed in, saying she would leave the title as-is so the comments would make sense. At this point, I know I have a split audience. Many of you are groaning about the incorrect substitution. Others of you have been staring at the headline wondering if I’m completely nuts, because there is no error as far as you can tell. The problem is then being used in place of than. Then is a point-in-time reference, most frequently used as an adverb: Blake must repair his bike first, and then he can ride it.

I know I have something to do between now and then.

On the other hand, than is word of comparison, almost always a conjunction:

I like Dr. Pepper better than Diet Dr. Pepper. He had no choice other than to take the quiz.

The issue here isn’t meaning, as the meanings and uses of these words are very different. I believe the issue is one of Midwestern pronunciation. Both words are often pronounced with the short “e” sound here in Indiana and some of our surrounding states, and that means if you don’t already know the difference, writing then instead of than may simply be a product of confusion based on pronunciation. I’ve even seen than written as thin because the writer thought the short “i” sound was correct. Yoikes. So if you’re part of the group that wondered, “Error? What error?” in the example above, focus on precise pronunciation for a while. Then you’ll be doing better than many others. Brandie Bohney is a grammar enthusiast and former English teacher who developed a mastery-learning system of teaching grammar to high school seniors. If you have a grammar-related question, please email her at bbthegrammarguru@gmail.com.

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etting and using consequences with teenagers can be both infuriating and combative. There are few instances where the consequences we set on them are accepted without an emotional struggle. Some guidelines to consider when using consequences are:

“Treating your family with disrespect and irreverence sets the consequence stage for a mandatory family meeting, which you will conduct, or you won’t get the car.” “Breaking house rules results in house arrest. Depending on the severity of the broken rule, the consequences of house 1. Offer choices. arrest are determined by obeying every house rule before 2. Follow through. being allowed out of the house 3. Be fair, firm and except for school and work.” consistent. Teenagers do not want to be 4. Talk less, act more, and judged, evaluated or compared. avoid lecturing. They also do not want to disap5. Avoid fighting back or point. When they are backed giving in. into a corner or not cared for, 6. Use respectful words. they will seek attention, engage 7. Set house rules. Becky Kapsalis in power struggles, seek revenge 8. Make it clear when Ask YiaYia or look for pity. Anything they there isn’t a choice. can do to maintain their self-re9. Recognize positive spect becomes the focus of their dissent. behavior. It is incumbent on us parents to treat 10. Avoid external validations or worrythem with the respect they deserve, while ing about what others may think. at the same time helping them establish a 11. Stay Calm. Avoid overreacting to sense of personal accountability through perceived threats. 12. Be patient. All things worthwhile are appropriate consequences. Hugs! worth waiting for.

Use logical consequences that fit the misbehavior. “You’re a half hour past your curfew. Next time your curfew is a half-hour earlier. No discussion.”

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That means that if more than half of the arketing is one of my fastudents in my school take a Styrofoam vorite classes in school this tray, that’s about 2,000 pieces year. In this class, being thrown away every day. we are learning Those trays will be sitting in a how to think landfill for hundreds of years, and work as entrepreneurs. I all from one day of lunch at really have to expand my mind Carmel High School. Now to come up with a business idea here is one example of exactly that’s innovative. what you shouldn’t do to for Looking back on last year’s the environment. Schools are business plans, the ones that probably one of the most wastewere successful were the stuful places – all the food thrown dents who incorporated trends away, all the extra paper copies. such as the iPhone or “going And recycling these things is green.” not a priority. Before writing any business Maddi But then I realized the reason plan, you have to do your reCHS has a disadvantage in search. I was just looking into Bourgerie being green is because Carmel whether I could incorporate as a town has to pay to recycle. Isn’t that going green in any business. Well, sure I a little backwards? Bloomington does can. Some ideas include using recycled it the right way –recycling is free, and a paper or green to-go boxes for a food bag of trash is what one gets charged for. business. So maybe Carmel needs a going green In the back of my mind, I am always makeover. looking for ideas. My latest find was at So that’s it! That could be my business: lunch in the school cafeteria. The usual assisting people or business to be environfood – spicy chicken sandwiches, French mentally friendly. Because as of right now, fries, milk – was being sold, and stacked we certainly need it. in the front of the line were plastic and Styrofoam trays. It was brought to my atMaddi Bourgerie is a student at Carmel High tention that more students were grabbing School. Contact her at maddiclarexo10@aol. the Styrofoam trays than plastic ones. com When realizing this, I was appalled.

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The same goes with traditional markethen the credit card was ing. Younger generations no longer look released, it didn’t replace to the Yellow Pages to find a plumber or a cash. We have never lived in an “either or” world. It’s place to eat for dinner. If they do still rely on the Yellow Pages, they’ll turn to the always been about both. Yellow Pages online before they For the last few years, I’ve will open the printed book. If used this “it’s not an either or they see an ad on television, world” and the analogy of cash they turn to the Internet to versus plastic, credit or debit, learn more. The payphone is as my shining example of how extinct, replaced with the cell emerging technologies won’t phone. replace traditional ones. But When the bell rings, and the now I’m wondering. 90-second, no-holds-barred I was in a meeting recently cage match begins, who will when I commented, “It’s not emerge victorious? Traditional an either or world,” and then or emerging technologies? realized my 20-something Well, we need more than 90 teammates were completely seconds to figure that out, but non-cash, relying solely on David Cain it does appear that the younger their trusty debit card for evMarketing generations will have the deciderything. The debit card was ing role in who is the winner. their cash. While cash was still As companies budget for marketing, it king in their world, it had changed form seems realistic to bet on the continuing to a debit card. My definition of shift on how people consume cash is different than the geninformation. eration or two behind me. And, as these generations David Cain works at take primary spots in the MediaSauce, a digital media world of business, funand online marketing company damental shifts are taking in Carmel. David welcomes your root. These changes extend well questions or comments at David. beyond how you define cash or whether Cain@MediaSauce.com. you use the green stuff or a plastic card representing the same thing.

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Old books are my longtime favorite decorating tool. They fill a room up with warmth and humanity in a way nothing else can. Books can be stacked, lined up, tied together, painted and propped open. The can be used for texture, color and height. Books are a decorating workhorse!

I love lamps that decorate a room like jewelry. They are the sparkle and surprise that can elevate a room from beautiful to stunning!

10. I love original art, even if the artist is a 6-year-old. Hand-painted pieces bring soul to the room, while framed prints simply occupy space. 11. I really prefer that a room feature furnishings that don’t “match.” Flow is good; match is bad. Vicky Earley is the principal designer for Artichoke Designs in downtown Carmel. If you have an interior design question, please contact artichokedesigns@aol.com.

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“The gratification I get out of my career is what keeps me going,” Laura said when asked about her passion for doing hair. Laura has been with Salon01 since the very start of her career, and over the years she has accumulated a number of techniques that she can apply to all types of hair. Her training is in French Cutting, chemical relaxing, hair extensions with Hairdreams, and her newest technique involves the Keratin Smoothing System.

Aside from her love of hair designing, Laura has love for art. She really enjoys photography and drawing. “Art is a huge passion of mine, whether I’m at work or home I really enjoy having art as an outlet in my life.” Call Salon01 at 317-580-0101 to book and appointment with Laura or visit us at www.salon01.com to see all our stylist’s profiles.

three Style tipS for fall By: Alex Paredes Updating your classic look can be difficult at times, and with so many “don’ts” it is easy to miss the mark. Salon01 stylists are on hand to give you some tips on how to make sure you stay away from the “don’ts” of fashion this season. Here are 3 quick fashion tips that will help make your old classics look new! 1. Bring back your tights from spring. Any “jewel” tone tights will make the outfit feel just right for fall.

2. Bib necklaces are perfect for a dramatic addition to any look. Whether at the office or out to dinner, these necklaces will help you stand out. 3. Pull out your clutch bags from last year. Update them for this season by adding a chain strap to the bag. This will keep your bag looking current and add extra style. Stop in Salon 01 to check out the latest accessories and handbags in our boutique to help complete your new fall look.

Teal is back! By: Alex Paredes A big color to watch out for this fall is teal. Teal has been a great color for many seasons and its no surprise its here again. Finding the right hue for your skin tone is easy: for the darker skin a lighter shade of teal compliments your features, and for those whose skin has a lighter tone, a darker teal will work best. As for accessories it can all depend on your mood, teal looks best when it’s paired with neutral colors such as brown, gold, and deep dark grays.

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As a level 3 stylist, Laura knows how to help her guests achieve the image they desire. “I connect with my guests by having consultations before every service, that gives us a great connection.” Laura also helps her guests understand how they can achieve their look at home. “One of the most important parts of my job is to make sure my guests use the best products for their hair at home,” she said.

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By: Alex Paredes Welcome to fall fashion! Although summer is not completely over, it’s time to start filling your wardrobe with the fashions for fall. Texture and patters are always part of our fashion trends, but this fall we’re going to see a lot of both! Every season we see the different updates on the ever so classic clutch, and this season is no different. The combination of patters and texture

any of us have taken Vitamin C when we catch a cold because of its protective effects on our immune system. But did you know adding Vitamin C topically as part of your daily skin-care regimen can also have protective benefits against the signs of aging? Vitamin C, also known by its scientific name, ascorbic acid, is a reducing agent. This means the Vitamin C molecule can donate hydrogen to unstable Dr. Angela Corea ClarityMD molecules, thereby protecting your body and skin from those unstable, harmful compounds known as free radicals, which are thought to age our skin For example, lemon juice is often added to sliced apples to prevent browning. Vitamin C prevents the damaging oxidation process of the apple when exposed to air. The same goes for your skin Vitamin C is also essential for our DNA to produce collagen. Collagen helps our skin cells form and organize correctly. We

start losing collagen in our 20s, which leads to skin laxity and wrinkles. Check your labels! It is essential for Vitamin C to be in a stable, active form with adequate absorption, pH levels, and concentration in order to be advantageous. Stable forms of Vitamin C include magnesium ascorbyl phosphate, L-ascorbic acid, ascorbyl glucosamine and ascorbic acid. Vitamin C comes in numerous strengths, but should be less than 3.5 pH and between a 15 to 20 percent concentration. Benefits of topical Vitamin C in a daily skin care regimen: • Potent antioxidant, neutralizes free radicals • Protects skin cells and delays tumor formation from damaging UV rays • Necessary for collagen formation to delay skin laxity and wrinkles • Evens skin tone, by reducing sun spots, especially when paired with hydroquinone therapy • Wound collagen organization, skin repair • Enhances subsequent cosmetic procedures Dr. Angela T. Corea is board-certified in internal medicine. She is also medical director at ClarityMD. She can be reached at info@claitymd.com or 317-571-8900.

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BOOK REVIEW

Lili Marlene

By Liel Leibovitz In the early days of Radio Belgrade, the station added a song to the rotation. “Song of a Young Sentry” or “Lili Marlene,” as it came to be known, proved to be so popular, particularly with soldiers, that the station was flooded with thousands of letters each week. This resulted in the station playing it every evening at 9:57 p.m. just before the 10 p.m. Nazi programming. This book reveals the magic the song possessed that caused soldiers on both sides of the battle lines to put aside their weapons for three minutes each night while it transported them to other places. The story of Lili Marlene entwines the lives and talents of three people: Hans Leip, the poet who wrote the lyrics; Norbert Schultze, who wrote the music; and Lale Andersen, the woman whose husky, sensuous voice brought it to life.

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symphony orchestra league: the ultimate fans By Jennifer Pignolet Current in Carmel

The Carmel Symphony Orchestra League is giving a new meaning to the phrase “band groupies.” A recent performance at The league, started over 30 the Carmel Symphony Orchestra. years ago and designed to provide volunteer opportunities that support the stands or other equipment. Carmel Symphony Orchestra, also proCarmel Symphony Orchestra President motes music across Hamilton County. and CEO Alan Davis said the league is The league’s president, retired nurse “invaluable” to the symphony. Barbara Crawford, said the 30 members “They do things we would have to hire of the league are all fans of the symphony people to do,” Davis said. who want to lend a hand. Those tasks include working the box “We all love the music and want to do office and holding receptions after conwhat we can to raise awareness and supcerts. One league member provides snacks port music in the community,” she said. for the symphony members during preEvery year, the league provides the prize concert rehearsals. money for the 2nd and 3rd place winners “You can imagine how appreciated of the Young Artist Competition, sponthat is,” Davis said. “There is a very close sored by the Carmel Symphony Orchestra. relationship between the league and the The competition, held in February, feasymphony.” tures students in high school and younger While the symphony season does not who have been recommended by their being until October, the league is busy teachers to take part in the competition. planning fundraisers and staying involved “Music is so important for kids in every with the community. Crawford and her aspect of life,” Crawford said. “It’s always team sold tote bags and bird houses at worthwhile to support the community.” CarmelFest and are planning a plant sale Any extra money the league raises for the fall. The league is also looking for during the year goes toward supporting new volunteers. Those interested can conthe symphony, often for buying new music tact Crawford at 317-844-9294.

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y oldest son and I went to the State Fair last week. As the heat grew and we became weary, we happened upon air conditioning in a pavilion. When we entered, we noticed a large crowd clapping and hollering. Curiously, we approached a carnie yelling, “Last chance, anyone else to give it a try?” Feeling inspired, I registered my name, received a seed, and was briefed on the Chef Michael rules. On stage, I Vlasich put my chest out, Culinary Explorer my shoulders back, and with one mighty thrust, let it fly. There was a gasp from the crowd as a little black projectile flew through the air like a graceful, aerodynamic, supersonic jet. The officials looked in disbelief, asking, “Are you for real? Are you a professional?” Taking my bow, I responded that I had never spit a seed before in my life. They went through the awards, finally coming to second place, Michael Vlasich, at 29 feet, 9 inches. All the way home we talked about the

potential decisions: Go pro? Quit and hit the fair circuit? Build a practice field in the backyard? I had so many thoughts and delusions of grandeur. After a day of wearing my ribbon around the house and neighborhood, I decided perhaps I should stick with something I knew more about – cooking. Insisting on a penance, my wife made me cook dinner the next seven days. Chef Michael R. Vlasich, CEC, AAC, is a Carmel resident and the executive chef at the Indianapolis Marriott Downtown. You may e-mail him at chefmichael@currentincarmel.com

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‘Seven Brides for Seven Brothers’ The lively stage version of the rip-roaring MGM film “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers” kicked off last week. Get ready for some fun as these brothers get a lesson in “goin’ courtin’” through Oct. 4. For reservations, call the box office at 317-872-9664. For complete show schedule, visit www.beefandboards.com. ‘The Most Damaging Wound’ The Phoenix Theatre of Indianapolis announces the first play of the 2009-2010 season, “The Most Damaging Wound,” by Blair Singer. Opening Sept. 3, this Midwest premiere can be seen on the Phoenix mainstage through Sept. 26 and features some of the Phoenix Theatre’s most impressive and prolific talent.

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NUMA ‘09 Numa, an arts and cultural festival in the heart of Westfield, celebrates its second year, 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sept. 19. It will feature a juried art show, day-long music, fine foods, a creative kids area and classic auto showcase and competition. Pre-sale tickets: $4 at Westfield Market (corner Main & Walnut), Fridays, 4-8 p.m. Tickets day of event $5. General information, log on to www.dwna.org. To volunteer, e-mail jaynejackson214@gmail.com.

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The following musical acts will be playing live at Mickey’s Irish Pub, 13644 N Meridian, Carmel. For more information, call 317-573-9746: September 4: C.W. & The Working Class Trio September 5: KIST September 11: Bunny Brothers September 12: Jester Kings

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he has to work late. You can also lend a oving stinks. Every time I move, I feel a bit of anxiety. hand to a single person who has just transWith no significant other ferred here by showing them all the hot spots, introducing them to your friends and no family here, I worry and inviting them to dinner (a new city about how I’m going to can be pretty lonely for a single move all of those heavier pieces person). of furniture. Raised in the counThere are so many people try in a family with three daughwho have helped me time and ters and no sons, I’m used to time again – babysitting, fixing hard work. But when it comes to my car, helping me move, stormoving, I can only do so much. ing items for me while I’m in Somehow, every time I have to transition, transporting me to move, my prayers get answered and from the airport, taking me and friends come along to help, to work while my car is getting some even offering to paint a serviced, picking up my daughroom or stay up late on a week ter from daycare because my night to make sure the job gets meeting ran late, being there for done. Once again, with my latest Rachael Noble me during lonely times, inviting me to dinner with their family, move, friends came along to DATING and so much more. To a single lend a hand. I actually got a person, these acts of kindness little teary eyed this time when are priceless! I counted my blessings of people going So here’s a big thank you to all of you that extra mile to help (and only accepting who have been there for me and for all pizza as payment!). of us singles. What would we do without Whether you are single or married, if you? Thanks for making this world a better you are looking to do a good deed, there place! are many ways to help out your singles community. Keep your eyes open for that Rachael Noble is a single Carmel resident and single mom who needs help moving or contributing columnist. She can be reached at fixing her car. Offer to help a single dad who needs a last-minute babysitter because nobleadvice@yahoo.com.

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Sedona is a 1-year-old female white with chocolate spots American pit bull terrier mix. Sedona is a very sweet and wellmannered girl who has lots of personality. She is a petite girl, and she enjoys cuddling and thinks she is a lap dog. Sedona loves to play with toys; she could play fetch for hours. She is very intelligent and would appreciate going to obedience training to expand her skill set. Sedona does like to have her way, and like most people who know what they want, she can be a little demanding at times.

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he other day, my wife called me from her office. Mary Ellen seldom calls to just chat. Usually it’s something that requires my immediate attention – something only a man can handle. Something that will infuse me with a sense of my own masculinity. “Dick, one of the tires on my car needs air. I need you to come over to my office and deal with this.” “Mary Ellen, I don’t know why you can’t take care Dick Wolfsie of this yourself. If I Humor come over, I have to drive to your office, leave my car, take your car to the service station, return your car, then get mine and drive it home.” “Heavens! I had no idea getting air in a tire was so complicated.” It’s this kind of response that usually leads me to take the dog for a long walk to ponder the many layers of that remark. If it’s raining, I just slam my head against the aluminum siding. I continued: “It’s not complicated, Mary Ellen. It’s very easy. What’s complicated is that you want me to do it for you.” “Well, isn’t that just like you to make things more difficult?” When I reached her office, my wife was waiting outside. “Dick, I know you are in a rush, so I’ll go with you and help.” “Help me? You can’t help me. I’m putting air in a tire. That requires one person, one hose, one tire. How could you possibly help me?” “Look, the more I think about this, the more I think we should call someone.” And there’s the expression that drives me up the wall. The actual translation is: “I want this done right; you will mess it up; it will cost us more money; so find someone who knows what he’s doing.” Mary Ellen has absolutely no respect for my “fix-it” abilities, but she does have tremendous faith in my Rolodex. She is convinced that while I am personally inept, I know everyone in Indianapolis because of my media connections over the years. A few years back there were raccoons in our chimney. Mary Ellen knew I couldn’t handle it myself: “Call someone. See you at dinner. Have a great day.” “Wait a second. I don’t know anyone who knows how to get raccoons out of a chimney.” “Don’t be silly. You know everyone. Don’t you know someone who has 2,700 mousetraps in his house?” “Yes.”

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“And don’t you know someone who collects manhole covers?” “Three hundred of them. What a nice lady. And so strong.” “And I bet you know someone who eats earthworms for their daily diet.” “Actually, I’m friends with the entire family.” “So, Dick, can you see why it’s hard to believe that you do not know someone who knows how to rid a chimney of raccoons?” She had a point. Over the years,

I’ve probably met just about every offbeat person in central Indiana, but the raccoon problem had me stumped. In my old Rolodex, I did find a woman with 4,000 ceramic frogs in her living room, an expert on the history of lawn sprinklers, a guy with 12,000 sugar packets, and a 6-year-old kid who can name every NASCAR driver who has ever competed in the Brickyard 400. I finally did find someone to help us with the raccoons. But on this day, I felt

totally competent to handle the tire situation. I got into Mary Ellen’s car, drove to the service station, filled the tire, returned the car to her office and then drove my car home. All by myself. After I pulled into the garage, I started banging my head against the aluminum siding. After all that work, I was too tired to walk the dog. . Dick Wolfsie is an author, columnist, and speaker. Contact him at wolfsie@aol.com.

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