January 10, 2023 — Westfield

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Lennar opens Chatham Village in Westfield

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

The views of the columnists in Current in Westfield are their own and do not necessarily reflect the positions of this newspaper.

Lennar Corp., one of the nation’s leading homebuilders, has opened Chatham Village, a community of village-style home designs within Chatham Hills in Westfield.

HOUSING

“We are delighted to offer stunning home designs within the growing community of Westfield,” said Craig Jensen, Indianapolis division president for Lennar. “The community is centered around a thriving downtown with craft breweries, coffee shops, boutiques and other locally owned businesses. These lively, everyday sights and sounds will attract Chatham Village residents, along with the area’s colorful seasonal displays and small-town charm.”

Chatham Village is an intimate enclave featuring Lennar’s premier home designs, including the Chartwell, Dorset, Halstead, Milford and Pennington, according to the company. The single-family homes range from 2,099 to 2,973 square feet and offer three to five bedroom options and up to three-and-a-half baths.

Select home designs include convenient studies, lofts and main-level owner’s suites, according to the Lennar Corp. All homes feature Lennar’s signature Everything’s Included package with upgraded finishes, fixtures, styling details, quartz counters, upgraded

stainless steel appliances, smart home technology and energy-saving features. Purchasing a homesite in Chatham Hills waives the sport and social membership initiation fee. The basic membership includes full use of the Pete Dye 9-hole executive golf course, short-game golf practice area and year-round golf range, including all range balls and golf, access to the clubhouse and a full range of adult and kids’ amenity programs, training camp and events.

Members also have access to an indoor and outdoor pool, swim-up bar, tennis and pickleball courts, a four-lane bowling simulator, two indoor golf simulators, a two-story fitness and rec center, an indoor basketball and volleyball gym, sports courts, group fitness classes, trails, access to the Monon Trail and more, according to Lennar Corp.

For more, visit lennar.com/new-homes/ indiana/indianapolis/westfield/chatham-village or call 317-659-3230 to tour model homes.

Jury trial set in attempted murder case

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

Road near the intersection of 196th Street and Grassy Branch to trim grass.

CRIME

An Indianapolis man facing a charge of attempted murder for allegedly assaulting a Westfield city employee last summer is set to have his jury trial begin this month.

Austin J. Weir, 38, was charged in Hamilton County Circuit Court Aug. 30 with Level 1 felony attempted murder, Level 5 felony battery with a deadly weapon, Level 6 felony battery resulting in moderate bodily injury and two Level 6 felony counts of pointing a firearm.

Authorities said two victims flagged down police and said a man had assaulted them. One of the victims, who said he worked for the City of Westfield Street Dept., told police that he and his co-worker had parked their vehicle on Grassy Branch

According to a probable cause statement filed in the case, the victim said he noticed a black, older model pickup truck driving eastbound on 196th Street traveling at a high rate of speed and put his hand out to signal the driver to slow down. The driver of the vehicle allegedly told the victim to “get the (expletive) out of my way” and retrieved a handgun, chased one of the victims and struck him in the head with the weapon that caused him to fall to the ground, according to the probable cause statement.

While on the ground, it is alleged that Weir struck him again with the firearm and that a struggle occurred between the two men. Weir allegedly got up, pointed the handgun at the victim’s chest and pulled the trigger, according to the probable cause statement.

The victim told police that after Weir pulled to the side of the road on 196th Street, he began arguing with one of the victims, the probable cause statement said. As the two men were arguing, Weir swung at one of them, but was blocked by a Weed Eater that one of the victims was holding.

After hitting one of the victims two times on the top of his head, Weir allegedly got back into his truck, yelled an expletive and racial slur, then drove eastbound on 196th Street, according to the probable cause statement. Weir was eventually taken into custody by Westfield Police Dept. officers, who said they found a black semi-automatic handgun stuck in his waistband.

Online court records show that bond was posted for Weir Oct. 5. A final pretrial hearing in the case is scheduled for 2:30 p.m. Jan. 17, with a jury trial set to begin at 9 a.m. Jan. 25 before Hamilton County Circuit Court Judge Paul A. Felix.

Lennar Corp., one of the nation’s leading homebuilders, has opened Chatham Village, a community of villagestyle home designs within Chatham Hills in Westfield.

(Photo provided by the Lennar Corp.)

Weir

Hamilton County Fairgrounds to host 4-H open house

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

Hamilton County’s Purdue Extension office is inviting the public to learn more about Hamilton County 4-H during an upcoming open house.

EVENT

The open house will be from 9 to 11 a.m. Jan. 14 at the Hamilton County 4-H Fairgrounds, 2003 Pleasant St., Noblesville. 4-H is an experiential program for youths in grades 3 to 12, with mini-4-H offered to children in kindergarten through second grade delivered by Purdue University Cooperative Extension.

“Through hands-on learning, 4-H kids build not only confidence, creativity and curiosity, but also life skills such as leadership and resiliency to help them thrive today and tomorrow. 4-H welcomes young people of all beliefs and backgrounds while giving youth a voice to express who they are and how they can make their lives and communities better,” according to a news release.

Nearly 1,600 youth from Hamilton County are involved in 4-H and nearly 6 million kids and teens worldwide, which is because 4-H has pivoted and adapted to today’s changing world by providing a platform to promote individual growth by learning, doing and engaging, according to the

organization.

Purdue Extension officials said 4-H is a great opportunity to develop a hobby, experience camp and make new friends. It is also family oriented and promotes family togetherness, officials said.

Youths in kindergarten through second grade can enroll in Hamilton County Mini 4-H at no cost. Anyone who is interested in 4-H but has questions, wants to enroll or doesn’t know how, or wants to learn more, is invited to attend the event at the fairgrounds.

For more or to enroll, visit puext.in/hamco4h.

A pickup truck crashed into the entrance doors at Culver’s, 14667 Gray Rd., in Westfield Dec. 28, authorities said. Officials did not specify how the incident occurred and no injuries were reported. (Photo

Fire Dept.)

Dept. Det. LeeAnn Carter celebrated her fifth anniversary with the city in December. Carter is a 2013 graduate of Hamilton Heights High School and attended Indiana University, where she earned a bachelor’s degree in youth development and criminal justice.

provided by Westfield

Westfield Police

(Photo provided by Westfield Police Dept.)

Extension, 4-H to offer lessons

By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

Purdue Extension and Indiana 4-H are offering a program targeted to high school students through a virtual eight-week series of lessons.

Guest speakers will also join lessons during various sessions to provide expertise and give participants an opportunity to connect with professionals. Registration can be completed by visiting v2.4honline.com/.

DEVELOPMENT

The workshop series, “Life Lessons,” begins Jan. 17 and will focus on topics that will have positive effects on youths as they grow into adulthood, according to a news release. The series is based on the mission of Indiana 4-H to provide real life educational opportunities that develop young people at a statewide level, the release said.

Through Google Classroom, topics covered in the one-hour lessons will focus on auto care, basics of budgeting, etiquette and people skills, food prep and safety, home care, online and social media safety, self-care and mental health and celebrating what students have learned. Participants will have follow-up activity after each lesson to reinforce learning, including one virtual component and one off-screen component, according to a news release.

To register, create an account or sign-in with registration found under the Events tab. The $30 registration fee covers the cost of all provided material, content and supplies that will be sent to participants, according to Purdue Extension and Indiana 4-H.

For more, contact Kati Sweet by emailing hendrces@purdue.edu or visit bit. ly/23lifelessons.

LESSON SCHEDULE

All lessons begin at 7 p.m.:

• Jan. 17 — Online & Social Media Safety

• Jan. 24 — Banking & Budgeting

• Jan. 31 — Self-Care

• Feb. 7 — Food Prep & Safety

• Feb. 14 — Home Care

• Feb. 21 — Etiquette & People Skills

• Feb. 28 — Auto Care

• March 7 — Celebration

Bicentennial opening ceremony set

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com

The opening ceremony to kick off the Hamilton County Bicentennial will provide a sample of things to come.

COUNTY

The Hamilton County Bicentennial opens the county’s 200th year with a free, family-friendly event at 3 p.m. Jan. 22 at the Palladium at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel.

Michael Feinstein, artistic director for the Center for the Performing Arts and founder of the Carmel-based Great American Songbook Foundation, will perform and emcee the program, which is expected to conclude at 4:30 p.m.

“We’ll hear from different elected officials about their area of the county,” Bicentennial Coordinator Jessica Layman said. “It’s basically moving through the history of the county and moving through time. Conner Prairie will have a storyteller.”

There will be performances by the Freetown Village Singers, Mudsock Jazz Combo and Noblesville-based Moontown Pickle Stompers Snappy Band

Tickets must be reserved at thecenterpresents.org/tickets-events or by phone

at 317-843-3800. Attendees will receive a goodie bag and possibly a special, limited quantity commemorative item.

“We’ve had a good response, so people might want to get them before they’re gone,” Layman said.

Layman said the opening ceremony will be the first of many free events celebrating the Hamilton County Bicentennial in 2023. A full calendar of events can be found at hamcoturns200.com.

Michael Feinstein will perform and emcee the opening ceremony of the Hamilton County Bicentennial. (Photo courtesy of the Center for the Performing Arts)

Senior forward’s improvement boosts WHS basketball team

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com

Westfield High School senior forward Alex Romack has continued making advances on the basketball court.

Shamrocks coach Shane Sumpter said Romack began picking up his game last season during the Hall of Fame Classic Dec. 30, 2021. At that time, when Braden Smith, now a Purdue University freshman starter, was sidelined for several games with an injury, Romack picked up his scoring.

“The first game Braden was out I think Alex had 24 points,” Sumpter said. “He brings a unique skill set to the table.”

The 6-foot-6 Romack was averaging 15.3 points on 49 percent shooting from the field and 10.3 rebounds for the Shamrocks prior to their Jan. 3 game.

“I definitely have worked on my shot a lot,” he said. “I’m trying to get better at creating offense for other players.”

MEET ALEX ROMACK

Favorite athlete: Tom Brady

Favorite TV show: “The Office.”

Hobbies: Going to pool in summer, hanging out with friends

Romack said he has improved his strength, which is helping with his rebounding.

“We have a good weight training program,” he said.

Romack averaged 13.1 points and 7.0 rebounds as a junior.

Sumpter said Romack has continued to improve his quickness.

Alex Romack leads the Westfield High School boys basketball team in scoring and rebounding. (Photo courtesy of Alex Romack)

After missing his only 3-point shot last season, Romack has made 2 of 7 from 3-point range this season.

“He’s definitely a threat from the perimeter now,” Sumpter said. “His free throw shooting is a lot better, especially toward the end of the game.”

Romack, who was shooting 68 percent from the free throw line, said he wants to improve that percentage as the season goes on.

The Shamrocks won their first boys basketball state title last season with Indiana Mr. Basketball winner Smith leading the way. Despite losing Smith, Westfield was 7-1 in its first eight games this season.

“I think we do a really good job playing as a team,” Romack said. “No one on our team wants all the credit. We have really good chemistry, and everyone plays hard. It helps that everyone understands what they need to do, especially in big moments. That’s been part of our success.”

Sumpter said Romack is drawing interest from NCAA Division II schools and NAIA schools. Romack said he definitely wants to play in college and is considering pursuing a degree toward medical school.

Romack played baseball until high school and made the decision to focus on basketball.

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CURRENT Q&A

Getting to know Danyele Easterhaus

Danyele Easterhaus is executive director of Student Impact of Westfield, an organization that provides afterschool programming for children in Grades 5 through 12 in Westfield Washington Township.

What is your best habit, and what is your worst?

“Best, (reading) Bible before bed every night. Worst, eating my feelings.”

Do you have a hidden talent?

“I am a photographer.”

What do you do when you’re stuck?

“I wait (and) go back later.”

Is there a book that you recommend to everyone?

“’Undistracted’ by Bob Goff.”

Is there a businessperson you admire? Why?

“Danielle Carey Tolan. Danielle leads with character and strength and passion. She develops people for who they want to become.”

Do you have a favorite podcast?

“’Crime Junkies.’”

What is your biggest indulgence?

“Frangos (chocolate) from Macy’s at home. Out, definitely desserts from Rail.”

How do you relieve stress?

“I do deep breathing a lot. But if I have time, I love to read a book.”

What is your favorite drink?

“It depends on time of day. Coffee with cream in the morning. Iced tea most of the time, sometimes a Diet Coke. And a Preservation Fizz for a drink out from Rail.”

Do you have a favorite meal in town?

“Rail burger with potato salad.”

What is your go-to song to get pumped up?

“’Our Song’ by Taylor Swift.”

DISPATCHES

Send us your stories and photos — Please email story suggestions on new businesses, interesting residents, upcoming events, news tips and photos to Current in Westfield Managing Editor Matthew Kent at matthew@youarecurrent.com. For photo submissions, please provide the full names of individuals, along with a short description of the event, location and the date of when it took place.

Library begins winter reading program —

The Westfield Washington Public Library has kicked off its winter reading program for adults and teens. The program, “Let’s Read a Latte,” will run through Feb. 28. The goal is to read for a total of 40 hours, and participants can sign up and track their progress on the Beanstack webpage by visiting wwpl.beanstack.org or on the Beanstack app on mobile devices. Time spent listening to audiobooks counts, too. Once sign-up is complete, participants are asked to stop by the library’s information desk to claim their sign-up prize. After logging 40 hours and completing the program, readers are eligible to receive a completion prize and will be registered for a drawing for the grand prize, which consists of a cozy basket of goodies. For more, visit wwpl.lib.in.us/wwpl-2023-winter-reading-program-for-teens-and-adults/.

Free meditation classes available — Sahaja Yoga Meditation will host free weekly meditation classes starting Jan. 4 at The Community First Bank, 707 E. Ind. 32, Westfield. For more information, call 205-765-6103 or email indianameditation@gmail.com.

Willis to host fundraiser — Westfield mayoral candidate Scott Willis will host a fundraiser from 5:30 to 7 p.m. Jan. 12 at Birdie’s, 632 E. Ind. 32, Westfield. The cost is $100 per individual, while sponsorships are also available. RSVP by emailing campaign@ willisforwestfield.com.

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By Matthew Kent matthew@youarecurrent.com

A Westfield High School teacher is helping students and staff relieve their stress each week through yoga.

The school’s yoga club is designed to help individuals relax, said Natalie Messmore, who started practicing yoga about 10 years ago. Originally, a yoga instructor was hired to lead the sessions, but Messmore said she has been guiding students, faculty and staff for the last seven years.

The club meets from 3:50 to 4:50 on Tuesdays each week, typically in the school’s Large Group Instruction room. Messmore said she welcomes anyone to join.

“We focus on the breathing and the practical aspects of yoga,” Messmore said. “But really, it’s an opportunity to come in and be active and work with their bodies, their minds and breathe.”

Messmore, who teaches ceramics and sculpture at the high school, said yoga is a good way for students to take a step back from the pressures of academics and extracurricular activities, especially during final exams.

“I try to do special little sessions, especially during exam time,” she said.

For anyone who hasn’t tried yoga, Messmore encourages individuals to give it a chance. Although the yoga c0lub currently only has female members, Messmore said the group is open to males and individuals of all skill levels.

“A lot of people who haven’t tried yoga download an app or watch a YouTube video, and we have a lot of fun in this group, and we fall down, and we laugh,” Messmore said. “I think that’s the big part of it and having a core group.”

Rachel Miller, a senior at WHS, has been a part of the yoga club since her freshman year. She said she has found participating in yoga to be beneficial since she was never an athlete, noting that it has been a main form of physical activity.

“When I started, I couldn’t touch my toes and I was out of breath running upstairs, so this has given me a lot more confidence and my ability to be athletic,” Miller said.

Miller said in general, participating in

Westfield High School offers free weekly yoga sessions

yoga has improved her physical and mental strength.

“It’s helped a lot with stress, too, and regulating breathing when I’m stressed and I can just look forward to going to yoga every week because I know that will help me calm down in light of everything that’s going on around me,” she said. “I’ve gained a lot of physical and mental confidence in myself and my body.”

Miller encourages her fellow students to participate in yoga even if they haven’t tried it before. She described the club as a judgment-free zone.

“The first step is showing up, and that’s the hardest step, but it’s the one that’s the most (important),” she said. “This is a great way to slow your life down, slow your mind down. You don’t have to think about anything, you don’t have to be judged or anything. And it’s not what you can do, it’s

about what you’re working toward.”

Teachers such as Teri Vander Wyden, who has been at the high school for nearly 35

BENEFITS OF YOGA

• Increased flexibility

• Increased muscle strength and tone

• Improved respiration, energy and vitality

• Maintaining a balanced metabolism

• Weight reduction

• Cardio and circulatory health

• Improved athletic performance

• Protection from injury

SOURCE: American Osteopathic Association

years, has been with the club for approximately 12 years.

“It helps keep me young, I think,” Vander Wyden said. “I’m at the age of when most people would want to retire, but I love teaching just as much today.”

Vander Wyden said one of the main benefits of participating in yoga is relieving stress, but also being flexible is important.

“Whether you’re a beginning or whether you’re advanced, this club, there’s no judging,” Vander Wyden said. “You just do the best you can.”

ON THE COVER: Natalie Messmore, a ceramics and sculpture teacher at Westfield High School, leads students and faculty during a Yoga Club session in the Large Group Instruction room at the high school. Messmore has been guiding students, faculty and staff in yoga for the last seven years. (Photo by Matthew Kent)

Attendees participate in a yoga session Dec. 13 at Westfield High School. (Photo by Matthew Kent)

ESSAY

Lines of communication

Commentary by Terry Anker

We interact with tons of communication shorthand. We make faces at each other to express myriad emotions, from distrust to sorrow. We pantomime, point and gesture to direct our wishes to those around us. And we use all manner of language conventions to get our points across. We opine, “That dog won’t hunt.” Or demand some time to “get a little shut-eye.” With most of us, we figure out the gist.

Like all linguistic and social conventions, older generations teach the youngsters both meaning and intent. Sure, the up-and-comers like to twist the expressions into their own understanding. But for the most part, we all come to accept that a “thumbs-up” is a good thing.

In a recent conversation, the discussion evolved into an assessment of the space between helping someone and doing their work for them. “It is a distinction without a difference,” one asserted. Looking puzzled, another member of the roundtable asked, “What the heck does that mean?” Shorthand only works where everyone knows the code.

It is a common fallacy to attempt to divide into two camps those things that are essentially identical. Parents of small children know the concept when youngsters will argue over possession of two indistinguishable items — something like, “Eat your own apple and let your sister eat hers.”

Demanding the action of another suggests the authority to do so. No payback is required. But if we are asked to help, what exchange is suggested? Help seems collaborative. A demand does not. If we end up doing someone else’s work, is the polite veneer enough to create a distinction with a difference?

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A very puzzling time

Commentary by Danielle Wilson

Friends, I have officially contracted puzzle mania. This time of year always triggers me with its incessant ugly weather and kids still home from college (just go back already, for the love of a mom’s sanity!). And, since I can’t escape physically to Tahiti right now, I take a mental vacation with jigsaws. Far less exotic and rum soaked, true, but much more accessible.

Who cares if I spend 48 hours hunkered down over a 1,000-piece replication of rural Kentucky? Not me, though my aching shoulders beg to differ. And so, what if my eyes feel a bit crossed from examining no less than 50 shades of green to find the exact one that depicts a Lexington horse pasture?

What a thrill when I finally get it! And maybe instead of cooking dinner, I lob meal suggestions like expletives at my aforementioned young-adult moochers: “Microwave! DiGiorgno! HelloFresh!” I’m teaching independent living.

The point is, when I’m working a puzzle, I’m in the groove. I’m engaged, challenged, and most important, distracted from the tedious responsibilities of marriage and motherhood. At the end of the day, or weekend in my case, I have created something. Admittedly, it’s not as productive as writing my Christmas letter (I’m currently shooting for a Valentine’s mailing), but I do experience a sense of accomplishment.

That is, until I discover a piece is missing! My jealous husband? A jilted teen? Perhaps my daughter’s cat, Mr. Crawley? After his first sabotage attempt with the Lazy Susan, I wouldn’t put it past him. Oh, wait. I found it. Stupid oriental rug.

Next up, ‘80s movies. Yippeekiyay! It’s puzzle mania, friends!

Peace out.

Danielle Wilson is a contributing columnist. You may email her at info@youarecurrent.com.

Terry Anker is an associate editor of Current Publishing, LLC. You may email him at terry@ youarecurrent.com.

— THEODORE ROOSEVELT

Spot-on dinner apparel

“Why not?”

Next month, Mary Ellen and I will take our first vacation out of the U.S. since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic. We’re excited about this cruise.

HUMOR

I had to buy a dress shirt for one of the special dinners on the ship. I don’t like to wear a white shirt, but Mary Ellen was adamant that I go traditional. I purchased an additional shirt for the more casual nights.

I came home with the two shirts. I opened the package and tried the white one on. It fit perfectly. My wife was in the room watching me with a smirk on her face.

“It has a smudge under the second button.”

Sure enough, once again I had purchased a brand-new piece of apparel that had somehow anticipated its unavoidable destiny and went ahead and self-stained.

“Wait a second, Mary Ellen. I’ll wear a tie. That will cover it.”

“Super idea. Too bad that every tie in your closet has ketchup on it.”

I came home with the two shirts. I opened the package and tried the white one on. It fit perfectly. My wife was in the room watching me with a smirk on her face.

“You have a stain on your shirt already,” she said.

“That’s impossible. I just put it on.”

“They must really know their customers at Kohl’s.”

“What do you mean?”

“They pre-stained it for you.”

Yes, right next to the third button were brown blotches, nothing I was familiar with despite my extensive experience with the tell-tale signs left by every condiment I have ever slathered on a fast-food sandwich.

“I guess I can’t wear that to dinner,” I said as I was about to unpack my second option.

“Why not?” she asked. “It’s gonna look like that, anyway, right after you finish your appetizer.”

I reached for the blue button-down, carefully removing all the pins from the folded shirt before I put it on. I thought it looked great and said to Mary Ellen, “As long as I’ve got it on, let’s go out for a nice dinner.”

“You can’t wear that shirt, either,” she said.

“OK, I’ll button my sport coat. That will cover the mark on the tie.”

Mary Ellen walked over to the closet and pulled out the one sport coat I still wear. She looked at it carefully and shook her head.

– DICK WOLFSIE

“This is not going to work. It has mustard on the lapel. Do you own a raincoat?”

After we returned home from dinner, I washed both shirts and successfully removed the original soiled areas, but the shirts were destined on the trip to be become a kaleidoscope of tasty tidbits from our buffets.

Recently, we were going over final plans for the vacation, and I asked Mary Ellen questions about the reputation of the cruise line we were using.

“Do you really think I will like the food, Mary Ellen?”

“Oh, yes. For you, Dick, it will be spot on.”

Dick Wolfsie is an author, columnist and speaker. Contact him at wolfsie@aol.com.

Commentary by Dick Wolfsie

Local man launches electrical contracting business

By Rebecca Fending rebecca@youarecurrent.com

Trevor Agre moved to Cicero from Southern California in 2021 with a dream of owning a business. In June of this year, that dream came true.

ENTREPRENEURSHIP

Agre is a licensed electrician who owns and manages A5 Electric, a residential and commercial electrical contracting business based in Cicero that provides services to the greater area of central Indiana.

Agre has been in the industry for 21 years and used his experience to create his own company.

“I was born and raised in Southern California,” Agre said. “My family and I moved to Cicero because we saw opportunities here that we didn’t have in California. While working in construction as a laborer, I saw the benefits of a skilled tradesman and decided being an electrician was a great fit for me. So, I joined the IBEW (International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers) and did a five-year apprenticeship in Los Angeles.”

A5 Electric, named for Agre’s family of five, offers services from full-service upgrades, whole home re-wires, outlet upgrades and light fixture installations. If it needs electricity, Agre said, A5 Electric can install or fix it.

Agre became a journeyman electrician in 2009. From there, he “worked (his) way up” through the management side of the trade to become a general foreman. Agre oversaw projects with a budget of $500,000 to $15 million in electrical work. He said those projects prepared him to operate his own electrical contractor business.

A5 Electric officially started business in late June 2022. Agre set out to specialize in

residential, commercial and tenant improvement construction. So far, Agre said business is going well thanks to the support of the community.

“Business is doing very well,” Agre said. “I never expected to have the support of my community as fast as I have earned it, but I pride myself on quality installation and practices. I feel that has a lot to do with my success.”

Agre looks forward to what the future holds for A5 Electric. His biggest wish, he said, is to grow his team.

“I hope to keep growing my business to the point where I have several employees,” Agre said. “I want to help train up future generations in the construction and electrical trade. As this is a family business, I hope to hand over the company to my three boys when they are old enough.”

For more about A5 Electric, call 317-982-1587.

DISPATCHES

Great stocks for under $10 — Many investors have never heard of these companies because they all have stock prices lingering near or under $10 a share despite compelling potential for growth. But stock-picking expert Hilary Kramer thinks this makes them among the best bargains now in a pricey stock market. Here are 10 of Kramer’s favorite low-priced stocks:

• ACCO Brands (ACCO). This company’s iconic office-and-school-supply brands

include Swingline staplers, Recent share price: $8.09.

• Amneal Pharmaceuticals (AMRX) manufactures more than 250 generic drugs that treat everything from headaches to osteoporosis. Recent share price: $4.81.

• Annaly Capital Management (NLY) occupies an unusual and profitable niche in the real estate industry. Recent share price: $8.12.

Last year saw a continuation of trends the pandemic exacerbated in Hamilton County, particularly in the realm of workforce development. Opportunities for employment abound with more than 50,000 unique positions posted by local employers at a median advertised salary of $19.26/hour (12% greater than December 2019). Some sectors are finding it easier to hire while most are simply re-allocating responsibilities internally. The peaks and valleys of seasonal hiring have gotten smaller as everyone looks to capitalize on a period of opportunity while retaining a limited pool of talent. The county’s labor force participation was as high as 70.2%, with unemployment as low as 1.6%.

Mike Thibideau President & CEO

Invest Hamilton County has been working with local leaders that are seizing this moment to drive transformational change in our community and adapt to this new normal. In 2021, the Hamilton County Council and Hamilton County Commissioners provided seed funding for the establishment of a Career and Technical Education (CTE) District in the county. In 2022, that project, now named the Pursuit Institute, guided by the six district superintendents, raised more than $3 million for school programming, received certification from the State of Indiana as a CTE District, and was joined by all six school boards. Programming is live for the 2023-2024 school year and is included in District course catalogs.

In 2022, Invest also launched a skills-based career explorer, SkillFit Hamilton County, that pulls in positions from every major job board to one centralized location and expands the opportunities available to people looking for work in Hamilton County. We opened innovative pilots in reentry and disability employment, worked with the county to attract more than $9 Million in broadband investment and the Hamilton County Leadership Academy to launch a new community ambassador program.

As local employers work to fill positions, Invest looks to drive innovative solutions to those talent challenges that also produce resiliency during times of economic turmoil. We always have more room on our HR Advisory Council and would love to help any organization in the community address its challenges. If you are a local business or nonprofit, please do not hesitate to reach out. There’s even more to come in this year.

To learn more about Invest Hamilton County visit InvestHamiltonCounty.com

Trevor Agre, owner of A5 Electric, and his family moved to Indiana from California to start the electric company. (Photo courtesy of Trevor Agre)

Tips to prevent cervical cancer

Commentary by Jayde Wall

Did you know that more than 14,000 women are diagnosed with invasive cervical cancer each year?

WHO SHOULD BE SCREENED FOR CERVICAL CANCER?

AWARENESS

Cervical cancer is a gynecologic cancer of the female reproductive tract, specifically the cervix. January is Cervical Health Awareness Month, so I’d like to share some tips on how to prevent it and information on screenings.

WHAT IS CERVICAL CANCER?

Cervical cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the cells of the cervix, the lower part of the uterus that connects to the vagina. Typically, cervical cancer occurs most often in women over age 30. Long-lasting infections of human papillomavirus will cause cervical cancer. At least half of sexually active people will have HPV at some point in their lives, but few of them will get cervical cancer.

HOW CAN YOU PREVENT CERVICAL CANCER?

The first thing you can do to protect yourself from cervical cancer is to get the HPV vaccine. You can get the vaccine starting as early as age 9, but it is recommended for preteens ages 11 and 12. The HPV vaccine is also recommended for adults through age 26 if they are not vaccinated. It is also not recommended for everyone older than 26. Some other tips to prevent cervical cancer are to use a condom during sex so you do not contract HPV, and to limit your number of sexual partners.

There are two different types of screening for cervical cancer. The Pap test (or Pap smear) looks for precancers, cell changes on the cervix that might become cervical cancer if they are not treated appropriately. The HPV test looks for the virus (human papillomavirus) that can cause these cell changes. Both tests can be done in a doctor’s office or a clinic. You should begin getting tested for cervical cancer at age 21.

If your pap test is normal, your doctor will tell you to come back in three years. You can continue testing that often until you are 29, but from ages 30 to 65, you can do a Pap test only, an HPV test only, or you can do both Pap and HPV tests. If you do only a Pap test, you can wait another three years until your next screening. If you do an HPV test, you can wait another five years until your next screening. If you do both Pap and HPV, you can wait another 5 years until your next screening. Getting test results can take as long as three weeks.

If you have any questions or if you or a loved one might have cervical cancer, please talk to a doctor immediately. Learn more at iuhealth.org/cancer.

DISPATCHES

Wake up faster – If you have trouble waking up in the morning, try using your shower as a stimulant. Switch the water temperature from hot to cold several times, holding each temperature for about 10 seconds. The changes in temperature can rev up your blood flow, which can help make you more alert.

Source: BottomLineHouseholdMagic.com

Fiber to fight diabetes – New research shows that people who are willing to more than double the fiber in their diets from 16 to 37 grams per day can better control diabetes. It needs to be a high number of diverse types of fibers. Getting nearly 40 grams may sound like a tall order, but it’s actually not that hard and it could make a radical difference in your blood sugar level by increasing insulin production.

Source: BottomLineHealth.com

Hidden sugars – Added sugars come in many forms, so it can be hard to find on the ingredients list of your foods. There are at least 61 different forms of sugars. Some of the lesser-known sugars include agave nectar, cane juice, dextrin, malt syrup, mannose and sorghum. For the complete list of sugar names, visit sugarscience.ucsf.edu.

Source: sugarscience.ucsf.edu

Helping loved ones recover – When a loved one is ill, you can help their recovery even if you have no medical training. When you talk to them, get an update and be sympathetic, but quickly shift to a positive, upbeat tone. Don’t talk about your own illnesses. Let the person know that you are looking forward to meeting for lunch, or some other outing, in the near future.

Source: BottomLineHealth.com

Jayde Wall is a gynecologic oncology nurse practitioner at the IU Health Joe & Shelly Schwarz Cancer Center in Carmel.

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Civic’s ‘Ghost Light Cabaret’ set for Feinstein’s

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com

A ghost light is a single light bulb left burning on stage whenever a theater is dark.

‘CLUE’

“Clue” performances run through Feb. 5 at Beef & Boards Dinner Theatre in Indianapolis. For more, visit beefandboards.com.

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CONVERSATION WITH BONEY JAMES’

FUNDRAISER

It is there for safety, but tradition has it that the ghost light keeps burning to keep the theater happy and healthy.

Thus, Civic Theatre officials figure a “Ghost Light Cabaret” is a perfect fundraiser to help keep all its lights burning brightly.

There will be two performances of “Ghost Light Cabaret” at 6 and 8:30 p.m. Jan. 26 at Feinstein’s Cabaret at the Hotel Carmichael in Carmel. The performances will include highlights of Civic’s previous seasons since moving in 2011 to the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel

“We’ll have some of our most wellknown performers doing some highlight numbers that people know from those shows,” Civic Theatre Executive Artistic Director Michael J. Lasley said.

The first “Ghost Light Cabaret” was a virtual presentation from The Tarkington at the Center for the Performing Arts, serving as a fundraiser in October 2020 during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic.

“It was successful from a virtual standpoint, and we tried to figure out the best way to do it in person, but we got the idea to work with Feinstein’s,” Lasley said. “They’ve been great at working with us on timing.”

Lasley said it’s a different format from the regular productions.

“We’ve done the same format in our virtual shows (as) in 2020 and 2021,” Lasley said. “This is our first time trying to do it live. I think it will be a fun thing for our performers and our patrons. It’s a different style and presentation than they are used to seeing.”

There has been only one previous presentation of “Ghost Light Cabaret.” Civic Theatre held “Holiday Lights,” which was a similar format, in December 2020. In the spring of 2021, Civic Theatre presented “Light on the Horizon,” which had limited in-person seating with a virtual option.

Zionsville resident Mikayla Koharchik, who performed in Civic Theatre’s “Ghost Light Cabaret” in 2020, will return in the Jan. 26 performances.

Lasley said there is an opening and closing number when all performers are on stage.

“But it’s a pretty small stage, so there’s not a lot of room for staging or choreography,” Lasley said. “There will be solo performers and duets with maybe two to three people backing them.”

Lasley said 30 Junior Civic company performers will perform, with half doing the first show and the other half doing the second show.

“Right now, we have 14 songs that we have cherry picked from our shows,” Lasley said. “We will talk about other shows in between. We have a tried-and-true format we’ve always done. Cabaret allows us to put some twists on things. Some of these pieces will be almost like you saw them in the shows, and some we will sort of mix it up a little bit. Some will be a little more imaginative since it’s a small space

where you can do all the flashy dance and scenery.”

Most of the Civic shows are in The Tarkington, which seats 500.

“This will be a more intimate, close-up view of these performers and the performance itself,” Lasley said. “It’s our hope this will be successful, and it will be an annual fundraiser for us, and we’ll work with Feinstein’s to find a similar date each year. We’ll work to find different themes. We might try a particular musical genre, or we might try a particular composer’s musicals.”

There is seating for 110 at each performance at Feinstein’s.

Lasley said there will be five or six karaoke standards. The highest bidder will get to choose the song and perform it live on stage. The list includes “Sweet Caroline,” “Tomorrow,” “Summer Nights,” “Over the Rainbow,” “Do-Re-Mi” and “Dancing Queen.”

“This is a new idea and I hope it works,” Lasley said.

The karaoke session will be led by Brent E. Marty, Civic Theatre’s director of music and education.

“We loosely refer to this as ‘Marty-oke’ as opposed to karaoke,” Lasley said. “It’s come from a lot of times Brent will go to the theater after-party and he’ll have a box of music where people can pick things out and he’ll play and sing.”

There will be a wine pull and a gift card pull.

For more, visit civictheatre.org.

“JazzTalk: A Conversation with Boney James,” a free livestream, is set for 7 p.m. Jan. 10. James will perform Feb. 18 at the Palladium at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. To register for the livestream, visit thecenterpresents.org.

‘THE NASHVILLE SONGBOOK’

Mandy Barnett will celebrate “The Nashville Songbook” with performances at 7:30 p.m. Jan. 13-14 at Feinstein’s Cabaret at Hotel Carmichael in Carmel. For more, visit feinsteinshc.com.

Carmel PorchFest begins grant program

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Carmel PorchFest officials have announced the new Carmel PorchFest Grant Program designed to provide financial support for up-and-coming musicians in the community in the form of grants to cover items such as new instruments, lessons, schooling and other musical opportunities in exchange for volunteer hours.

As part of the Grant Program, students must volunteer four hours at a Carmel PorchFest event to become eligible for the grant.

PorchFest recently awarded its first three grants at Holiday PorchFest at Midtown Plaza. The recipients are Carmel High School students Erin Kong, Taehee Kim and Brayden Meng.

Carmel PorchFest is a free event with a variety of local musical acts performing live on neighborhood porches.

Students ages 6-18 years can apply for financial assistance in return for volunteering time at events throughout the year. Students ages 13 and under need a parent or guardian to volunteer with them.

For more, visit carmelporchfest.org.

The Junior Civic company will perform in “Ghost Light Cabaret.” (Photos courtesy of Civic Theatre)

Rian Johnson wants you to know something: “Glass Onion” is not a sequel to “Knives Out,” the 2019 box office success that won over audiences and critics alike. Johnson, the film’s writer and director, intended this to be a self-contained story, not another chapter in the whodunit series. You’ll be disappointed if you’re expecting a follow-up movie. The film’s protagonist is the only thing the two stories have in common.

This time, Detective Benoit Blanc trades his stylish suits and spectacles for resort wear and sunscreen after receiving a puzzling invite to an exclusive murder-mystery party in the Greek islands. Blanc arrives on the island and mingles with the other invitees, learning they all have personal ties to the party’s host, Miles (Edward Norton), an eccentric tech mogul with expensive hobbies and priceless home décor. But sport turns to tragedy when a real crime shatters the party’s festivities. As their backstories unfold, everyone becomes a suspect.

Janell Monae is the film’s superstar with a spectacular performance as Andi, a former

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY

business partner of Miles, whose arrival on the island takes everyone by surprise. Andi and Blanc partner together, peeling away the layers of façade surrounding those who have the motive to lie and perhaps even kill.

Daniel Craig’s portrayal of Detective Blanc lacks the cadence and grace of his performance in “Knives Out.” With his best Foghorn Leghorn impression, he delivers some of the film’s funniest lines and moments.

Johnson struggles to find a rhythm between exposition and conflict, rushing through the plot at a dizzying pace. Still, it’s fun trying to keep up with the film’s surprising twists.

It is now streaming on Netflix.

Julieanna Childs has worked as a film studio representative, contracting for all the major Hollywood studios. Her film reviews can be found at TheJujuReview.com. She is a Hamilton County resident.

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Tony Award winner to have role in Discovering Broadway concert

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com

Discovering Broadway’s concert of “Five Points” will feature a Tony Award winner along with a very familiar face.

Jessie Mueller, who won the 2014 Tony Award for Best Actress in a Leading Role in a Musical for her performance as Carole King in “Beautiful: The Carole King Musical,” will perform with Carmel resident Josh Kaufman, the winner of the sixth season of “The Voice.” Mueller will sing the role of Rona while Kaufman portrays P.T. Barnum.

The concert is set for 7:30 p.m. Feb. 10 at Madame Walker Legacy Center in Indianapolis.

A writers’ retreat, hosted by Discovering Broadway, was held in Carmel for “Five Points” in October 2022. The concert is the

next step in moving the musical toward a Broadway production.

“‘Five Points’ is a special story of two men from different cultures fighting for the same American dream in a divided country after the Civil War,” Discovering Broadway chief executive officer and founder Joel Kirk said. “It explores race, fatherhood, and the art made in cultural tension. This is a world-class cast and creative team.”

The concert also features David Owens, who graduated with Kirk from Carmel High School in 2012. Kirk and Owens were in the Ambassadors, the school’s mixed show choir.

“We taught theater classes together and even wrote a musical together,” Kirk said. “In 2015, David interned at Madison Square Garden while I interned at a theater company in Manhattan. A few years later, David was on NBC’s ‘The Voice‘ on Kelly Clarkson’s team. The authors of ‘Five Points’ saw David’s per-

formance on ‘The Voice,’ and when we began casting local Hoosiers, they asked him to audition for Cornelius. It is surreal to collaborate with a friend you have known for 12 years.

“I cannot wait for people to hear David sing this gorgeous music in February.”

Kirk said the concert will be special for several reasons.

“We have actors flying out from New York City and Los Angeles, writers traveling from Minneapolis and Brooklyn, local actors rehearsing in town, and the drummer is flying from Los Angeles,” Kirk said. “Multiple rehearsals will be going on simultaneously in different cities as we have local professional actors and cast members based in New York City.

“What I love about Discovering Broadway is it honors the traditions of Indiana. We are the Crossroads of America, a hospitable place where artists from all over the world can gather and create something special.”

For more, visit discoveringbroadway.org.

CYT Indianapolis to become The Point Theater

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com

Christian Youth Theater Indianapolis will now be known as The Point Theater.

The local children’s theater program, which serves ages 4 to 18, decided not to renew its license with the national CYT organization when the three-year contract ended Jan. 1. It had been a CYT franchise for 13 years.

“The name comes from at the end of every show we do, all of the students point up to heaven to give God the glory,” said Laura Baltz, board member and artistic director. “It’s a really important part of our process.”

Baltz, a Carmel resident, said CYT members won’t notice much difference, with the biggest changes being the website and the name.

“The franchise cost quite a bit of money,” Baltz said. “Several years back, we stopped using their model. They had a model of weekly classes where we were required to have classes every week.”

Baltz said students were required to at-

tend nightly weekday classes for 10 weeks, and most students just didn’t have the time, she said.

“Our attendance was falling,” Baltz said. “We started doing workshops that are a 90-minute, one-time workshop where you get training on improv, vocals or cold reading. We held those on different nights throughout the week or Sunday afternoon.

“We found that was much better for the kids because they could choose the model they wanted to go to.”

Baltz said the organization hadn’t been using the CYT curriculum. She said the instructors they use like to teach what they developed themselves.

“To be honest, the only thing we were using was the website, the name and the logo,” Baltz said.

Baltz said the cost was between $1,200 and $1,800 a month, along with a percentage of ticket sales.

“CYT has been great. They have been so wonderful to us,” Baltz said. “We love CYT. We are grateful for what they have given us. They gave us our start. They supported us during the pandemic, lowering our monthly

rate. Unfortunately, it’s time for the sake of our students so we can do other things. We want to develop some good programming for the students on the autism spectrum, and that wasn’t part of their programming.

“It gives us a chance to diversify and use that money a little more wisely in a way that benefits our students.”

The first show under The Point Theater will be “Legally Blonde Jr.,” running Feb. 3-5 at Marian University in Indianapolis.

Zionsville Community High School junior Margaret Williamson has been attending CYT classes since she was 6 and has been doing shows since 2014.

“I think that this will be a fantastic transition,” Williamson said. “I think The Point will offer so many opportunities they haven’t been able to offer before. I think it’s good we get to hold the traditions that I hold near and dear to my heart. We always say ‘Crowns for Jesus, sing for the king’ after we pray. It was a tradition like that I was afraid would go away, but I found out we would still be able to do that.

“I think that’s one example of a tradition we are able to keep, along with new things being introduced.”

For more, visit thepointtheater.org.

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Blueprint for Improvement: Timeless kitchen upgrade in Cicero

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Built in 2003 in Cicero’s Bear Slide neighborhood, this home’s kitchen had good bones but needed a modernized facelift. Our team got to work, infusing the space with light, dimension and timeless style.

THE BLUEPRINT

• A new custom range hood was installed, serving as the room’s focal point while adding a touch of elegance.

• White perimeter cabinets and a white herringbone backsplash brighten the room, while the gray tone on the island adds a layer of dimension and depth.

• Crown molding additions on the upper cabinets and carved legs on the kitchen island elevate the space while incorporating traditional design and style.

• Chrome faucet and cabinet hardware finishes add a touch of luster and elegance with classic appeal.

• A dual mount double-basin sink, faucet with magnetic pull-down sprayer and integrated soap dispenser add functionality to the space and make clean-up a breeze.

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It’s not as bad as it sounds

Commentary by Curtis Honeycutt

I’ve been accused of acting my shoe size more times than I can count. I’m OK with that. Why is that you ask? Kids have way more fun. If we take ourselves too seriously, we’ll turn into gargoyles — stiffly observing the world around us from our lofty perches. No thanks.

have pelvic fins that act as suction discs, allowing them to attach themselves to other objects.

GRAMMAR GUY

With that in mind, here are some words I’ve collected that only sound bad — they’re actually completely innocent words (I promise!).

Let’s start with the word you know about: masticate. All masticate means is to chew. There’s no need to have your mind in the gutter when someone utters “masticate.”

Have you ever seen an aholehole? Before you ask me if I kiss my mother with that mouth, let me assure you that an aholehole can be found swimming around the Hawaiian Islands. In fact, an aholehole is a species of flagtail fish. Aholeholes are silver and have big tails that kind of look like flags.

Speaking of fish, have you ever heard of a lumpsucker? Don’t worry, you don’t have to shield your children’s eyes. In fact, a lumpsucker is another name for a lumpfish. These fish, which come in a few lumpy, frumpy varieties, can be found in an ocean near you. Fun fact: lumpsuckers

While those words were admittedly fishy, the next word will make you blush. In fact, it may replace “moist” as your new least-favorite word. The word is “invagination.”

Before you cancel your subscription, let me assure you that “invagination” is the act of putting a sword into its sheath. When you “invaginate” something, you put an object into a sheath or pocket. Don’t look at me — I didn’t make it up.

Have you ever experienced a fartlek? If you think this word doesn’t pass the sniff test, then think again! Fartlek is a Swedish method of long-distance running training that involves variations in speed and intensity. A good fartlek allows you to get your second wind, so to speak.

If you’re from the South, you’ve probably had a hoecake. And, no, hoecake isn’t an insulting name; a hoecake is a thick cornmeal pancake! Also called johnnycakes, hoecakes are called “hoecakes” because they were originally made over campfires on the back of hoes.

Curtis Honeycutt is a national award-winning, syndicated humor writer. Connect with him on Twitter (@curtishoneycutt) or at curtishoneycutt.com.

Visiting the Sea of Galilee

Commentary by Don Knebel

ADVERTISEMENT FOR BIDS

Sealed proposals for 161st Street Drainage Improvements will be received by the City of Westfield, Indiana, at the Westfield Public Works Building, 2706 E. 171st Street, Westfield, Indiana, 46074 until 11:00 a.m., local time, on Thursday, February 2nd, 2023. Bids will be publicly opened and read aloud. Any bids received later than the above time and date will be returned unopened. No conditional bids will be considered.

Project generally includes excavation, pipe installation, pavement patching, and seeding. Bids shall be properly and completely executed on the Proposal Form obtainable at the office of the Owner. Each bid shall be accompanied by Form 96 Contractor’s Bid for Public Works, including NonCollusion Affidavit as prescribed by the State Board of Accounts, completely filled out, signed, and notarized as required by the statutes of the State of Indiana, Section III of Part II of Form 96 titled “Contractor ’s Financial Statement,” and acceptable bid security. The bid security shall be a certified check made payable to the Owner or satisfactory bond by an incorporated surety company in good standing and qualified to do business in the State of Indiana in an amount equal to 5% of the bid, said deposit being for the purpose of ensuring the execution of the contract for which bid is made. Any bid not accompanied by the above required items shall be deemed to be a non-responsive bid by the Owner.

No consideration for escalation on prices can be considered; therefore, contractors are advised to not include any such escalation clauses in their proposal for this project.

The Contractors to whom work is awarded shall be required to furnish a Performance Bond and a Payment Bond, each in the amount of one hundred percent (100%) of the contract price, and they shall be acceptable to the City of Westfield, Indiana.

No bidder may withdraw their proposal within a period of 60 days following the date set for receiving bids. The City of Westfield, Indiana reserves the right to retain the three lowest bid proposals for a period of not more than 90 days, and said proposal shall remain in full force and effect during said time. The City of Westfield, Indiana further reserves the right to waive informalities and to award the contract to the lowest and most responsible bidder or bidders, all to the advantage of the City of Westfield, Indiana, or to reject all Proposals.

The Contract Documents and drawings will be available to all interested parties from: Repro Graphix, 437 North Illinois Street, Indianapolis, IN 46204 or at eplanroom.reprographix.com.

Please direct all questions regarding this project to Greg Wendling, USI Consultants, Inc., 317-544-4996, gwendling@usiconsultants.com.

TRAVEL

Today, on our continuing trip through Israel and the Palestinian Territories, we travel 25 miles south from Caesarea Philippi (Banias) to the Sea of Galilee.

Eight miles wide, with an area less than 65 square miles, the harp-shaped Sea of Galilee is more accurately called a lake. Also known in the Bible as the Lake of Gennesaret, the Sea of Tiberias and the Sea of Kinnereth, its surface is about 700 feet below the level of the Mediterranean Sea, making it the world’s lowest freshwater lake. The Jordan River flows into the Sea of Galilee from the north and flows out of it for 88 miles south until it reaches the Dead Sea, the lowest lake in the world.

At the time of Jesus, two Greco-Roman cities that were part of the Decapolis overlooked the Sea of Galilee from the east. Hippos, founded by the Greeks in about 200 B.C., was atop a flat hill rising more than 1,000 feet above the water, near today’s Kibbutz Ein Gev. It was probably the city Jesus had in mind when he said, “A city that is set on a hill cannot be hidden.” Gardara, just across the Jordan River in what is now Jordan, was probably where the New Testament says Jesus drove evil spirits from a man so tormented by them that not even chains could restrain him. The evil spirits then went into 2,000 pigs, causing them to rush down a steep bank into the lake below, where they all drowned.

Today, boats built to resemble ancient fishing boats take visitors around the Sea of Galilee. The excavated ruins of Hippos, which include Byzantine-era churches, are in the Hippos National Park. The ruins of Gadara are near the Jordanian city of Umm

Sea of Galilee from Gardara.

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Hippos city gate.

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is a local resident. For the full column visit donknebel.com. You may contact him at editorial@ youarecurrent.com.

Qais, accessible from Israel via the Beit She’an border crossing.

Byzantine-era church ruins in Hippos. (Photos by Don Knebel)

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boat on the Sea of Galilee.

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DINE OUT!

The Great Dine Out in Hamilton County January 2–31, 2023

It’s great to dine out—enjoy the company of others, participate in local culture, and support local restaurants all while earning special deals on food. Simply check in at participating Hamilton County restaurants with the Great Dine Out digital passport. If you check in five times, you’ll get a $25 local restaurant gift card—while supplies last.

Claim your digital passport at DineOutHamiltonCounty.com or scan the QR code.