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It is our position that Lockheed Martin should not have received approval from the U.S. to sell F-16 fighter jets to Iraq. The F-16 Fighting Falcon has been the United States Air Force’s workhorse in the skies since 1978 – and the key to our superiority in the air. Recently, the federal government approved the sale of the second of two batches of 18 F-16’s to Iraq, making for a total of 36 units. While we recognize the progress Iraq has made in providing security for its people, we feel that as a government Iraq is far too unstable to be receiving weapons and aircraft of the caliber we are allowing them. In recent years, we’ve faced enemies trained by the U.S. firing rocket propelled grenades at our troops that were at times also provided by the U.S. A rocket propelled grenade is powerful and deadly, but pales in comparison to the destructive power of a $20 million aircraft that travels up to 1,500 mph capable of delivering 17,000 pound payloads. This sale was a bad idea and we hope to never be facing these planes as enemy weaponry one day.

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It is our position that the balanced school calendar Indianapolis Public Schools has instituted is innovative, and should be adopted by school systems in Hamilton County. The theory behind the balanced calendar is that more frequent breaks refresh both students and teachers, and prevents the tedium of re-teaching after longer breaks. Yes, school would have to begin even earlier in August, and would not dismiss for the summer until mid-June. However, the trade-off is a two-week fall break (instead of two days), a week for Thanksgiving break (instead of two days), the usual two-week winter holiday break, and two weeks off for spring break. Families inclined to travel or vacation during their children’s school holidays will find they have many more options with a balanced calendar. Also, enrichment classes can be offered during the longer breaks, providing stimulation for children who want the opportunity for hands-on experiences. The agrarian calendar is a dinosaur and should be retired. Warren Township Schools has successfully used the balanced calendar for several years, and next year Lawrence and Washington Township Schools will go to the new schedule. Hamilton County schools need to embrace this exciting concept and switch to a balanced calendar.

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Every week, we will print a portion of the U.S. Constitution, followed by a portion of the Indiana Constitution. We encourage you to benchmark government policies against these bedrock documents. Today: the U.S. Constitution. Article. I. Section. 5. Clause 3: Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal. Clause 4: Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without

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sitting. Section. 6. Clause 1: The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. (See Note 6) They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, beprivileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.

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FROM THE BACKSHOP Some different ‘twists’ on old favorites In the spirit of the season, we have taken the liberty of, well, rewriting a couple of our favorite holiday tunes, which we’ve been hearing on the radio since, approximately, Flag Day. It wouldn’t be us if we didn’t do this, right? You decide the key, and then please sing along. Ready? We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a stress-free Christmas We wish you an independent Christmas and a Happy New Year. No new taxes in ’12 for you and your kin, How about a third party for a Happy New Year? Oh, bring us some fiscal reform, Oh, bring us the end of unions, Don’t bring us Obama health care, but we’ll take your best beer. We want non-profits fully funded, We want social programs limited, We want order from this chaos, so we all can cheer. (Truly, to you and yours from the Current Publishing family …) We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Rousing, we believe you’ll agree. Now, gather together once more, again select your key, and really belt out our “tribute” to Hamilton County’s greatest commitment to improved traffic flow. Ready? Go!

Brian Kelly & Steve Greenberg Cruising through the area, roundabouts speed our trip, By comparison these days, it’s like riding a rocket ship. Fewer traffic lights, making spirits bright(er), It’s better now to drive all through the county day and night. Jingle bells, jingle bells, saving fuel today! Oh, how smart it is to navigate our locale in this way (hey!). Jingle bells, jingle bells, crashes are way down! This is how it’s s’posed to be while motoring in your town. We hope your holidays are everything you wish them to be. Everyone, be safe out there and keep your spirits bright! ••• As a result of postal holidays, the next two editions will be delivered Dec. 24 (Dec. 27 issue) and Dec. 31 (Jan. 3 issue). We’ll be back to Tuesday delivery on Jan. 10.

COMMENTARY By Lindsay Eckert If you’re relying on Santa to tumble down the chimney with all of your wrapped gifts, you better a get a move on! There’s only four more shopping days left before the day of screaming and jumping little ones and wives hoping for something that shimmers more than the ornaments on your Christmas tree. My dad doesn’t apply time management to holiday shopping. Sure he loves my mom, but he hates shopping and anything inside a mall, except Blondie’s cookies. He really hasn’t done too badly on Mom’s actual gifts; he always gets her something that sparkles and ruins it with a funny card when my mom likes romantic cards, you know the ones with a lot of flowers and I love yous. But, when it comes to stocking stuffers, oh, wow! Whether it’s time management or forgetfulness or a combination of both… for the last several years his shopping destination is my parents’ pantry or closet. Although he has many thoughtful and kind characteristics, memory is not his strong suit. When I was little and getting ready for school I would see sandwich bags all over the house, driveway, on top of the dryer, on a step and in the garage. My mom and I started a guessing game, “Where is Dad’s lunch today?” After weeks of forgetting his sandwich everywhere in

and out of our house he gave up on lunchbox meals. So his nearly comedic history of forgetfulness doesn’t help him much in the stocking stuffer department. One year my mom opened her stocking to find a can of green beans, a can of corn, an opened package of Dots with only the gross green and yellow ones left, her own pair of socks and the same card that’s been in her stocking for about five years. My Dad opened his stocking filled with NEW socks, UNOPENED boxes of Dots and, of course, a lovey-dovey I love you card. But, the man’s memory just can’t step up to the plate every Christmas Eve. He did a little better last year, an unopened box of chocolates, a borderline “mushy” card edited a tad to put some humor in there, but he still included the can of green beans. So if you run out of shopping time, take to your closet, pantry or even your basement; it might not go over so well the first year but it gets funny, believe me. I h’ope you have a ‘bean’ingful holiday! Lindsay Eckert is the managing editor of Current in Westfield. You can reach him via e-mail at Lindsay@youarecurrent.com.

What’s correct with e-mail? COMMENTARY By Terry Anker Haste makes waste. Measure twice and cut once. Both expressions, common enough to be cliché, remind us of the perils of under-thinking and over-acting. But, where is the balance? In the modern age of instant communication and comments that can’t be taken back, many of us have been the victim of our own hasty “Reply to all,” and some off-handed remark intended only for one is distributed to the entire office. The passing irritation becomes a point of contention. The snide quip exchanged between friends becomes a careless and unnecessary misunderstanding lacking both the context of the relationship the sender had with the intended recipient and their shared perspective. Yet in a world where busy folks can expect to receive dozens (if not hundreds) of telephone calls, faxes, e-mails and texts each day, how can we manage volume without failing in accuracy and intention? Some would advise that we should restrict our communication to only the professional and antiseptic. Does this approach

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allow for the most effective and authentic style of building deep and lasting relationships? Restraining comment might best avoid an unintentional HIPAA transgression, but does it preclude us from connecting in the greatest human and intimate of ways? If we restrict our communication to remarks sanitized and “fully vetted by legal,” have we, in insulating ourselves from risk, insulated ourselves from others? In this past year, our e-mail service counts my sent messages well into five figures. Of those, at least one ended up in the hands of the unintended. Perhaps many others could have been more thoughtfully expressed. But is it better to communicate honestly, even if not entirely empathetically? Is the risk of a misplaced word too great to ignore? Or is the real waste not in the haste of the reply, but in not replying at all?

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DISPATCHES » Holidays around the world extravaganza – Tomorrow Westfield Intermediate School students will teach first graders about other countries’ winter traditions from 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. at Maple Glen elementary school multipurpose room. The WIS students researched winter holidays celebrated around the world. Then WIS students created accordion-fold books to teach others about the holiday they chose to learn about. They also wrote lessons to teach first graders about their holiday. They will teach a brief lesson using a threesided display board tomorrow morning. » Mystery lovers – The Westfield Washington Public Library’s Mystery Book Discussion Group is talking about “Shakespeare’s Landlord” by Charlaine Harris, when they meet on Jan. 4 at 1 p.m. Come join other mystery lovers at a oncea-month discussion group that meets at the library. You are invited even if you haven’t read the book. » Homeschool recess – “Homeschool Day” is a fun and social event at the Westfield Washington Public Library for all those in the area who homeschool. Gather at the library the first Thursday of each month at 11 a.m. to play video games, make crafts and meet others in the community who homeschool. Join in on the free fun on Jan. 5, and you don’t need to register.

Brokering a Christmas compromise COMMENTARY By Danielle Wilson When my husband and I were first married, holidays were a struggle. We both come from large families with very specific traditions. I grew up with Scotch pines, Christmas Eve skits, and English fruitcake. Doo remembers Fraser firs, reading The Night Before Christmas, and chocolate pots-de-crèmes. Initially, the only “thing” we had in common was the big, multi-colored lights that burned tiny hands with their safety-hazard heat. It was a start, and we survived our first few Decembers without counseling. But when we began having kids, tensions grew. With whom would we actually spend Christmas? Whose traditions would we follow? At the heart of the matter, whose family was better? Thirteen years later, we still are having to tweak our Wilson-Morris melding of holiday cheer (though I contend that live theater is far better than a book reading! Bite me, Wilsons!). Take – for instance – tinsel. I clearly remember my parents bickering over the damn stuff, my mom clumping it on the branches just to be done with the whole tree-trimming mess, and my dad following around behind her barking, “You can’t just throw it on, Patty! You have to lay it carefully, strand by strand!” As a result of their annual battle, I have a hard time looking at Christmas trees without tinsel; they look naked. It seems wrong. Doo unfortunately did not experience the

magic of tinsel, and when I suggested it for our first tree together, he scoffed at the idea. So we compromised. Every other year would be a tinsel year. 2011? Tinsel! And yet Doo behaved like a child when I broke it out last week and instructed my little elves on its proper application. (No clumping, one strand per branch. Don’t screw it up!) I was bombarded with snide comments like, “Well, the tree looked good a minute ago,” and “We’ll be finding this crap in July!” Really? Are we not passed this yuletide pettiness? No, we are not. But that’s the thing about marriage. It really doesn’t matter how long you’ve been together. Compromise will always play a leading role regardless of how well you communicate. And holidays especially will be trying as deeply ingrained expectations vie for top billing. My best advice? Choose the ones that are most important to you, retire lame ones (like pots-de-crèmes), and begin new traditions unique to your family. After all, you must ensure your own kids get saddled with cultish customs that no partner will ever understand, thereby laying the groundwork for perpetual holiday disharmony. Peace out!

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» Westfield High School band concert – Today at 7 p.m. in WHS auditorium, band members will play several holiday tunes just a few days before Christmas. » Christmas at Westfield Friends – Westfield Friends Church will hold a Christmas Eve candlelight service Saturday at 10 p.m. Westfield Friends will also hold a Christmas Morning Worship service beginning at 11 a.m.

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City gets $14.8k election bill By Robert Herrington robert@youarecurrent.com The right to vote for mayor and city council District 3 representative will cost Westfield taxpayers $14,812. “Only in municipal elections do they have to pay this,” Hamilton County Elections Administrator Kathy Richardson said. Richardson said direct costs for municipalities having an election include poll workers, janitors, supply kits, rent, meals, rent, postage for absentee ballots and poll lists – essentially anything that can be directly assessed to them. “Everything else is pulled together and prorated,” she said. Items grouped together and pro-rated include fees for ballot counters, machine setup, MicroVote usage, legal advertising, election board and canvas board. Richardson said the county pays a fourth of the bill and the remaining threefourths are divided amongst the municipalities. Richardson said many believe it should be based on population, but in actuality the cost is based on voting percentage. “Fishers has more people but if it has less of a turnout than Noblesville, Noblesville picks up a larger chunk,” she explained. This year, Hamilton County saw 17,280 of 108,997 registered voters (15.9 percent) participate in Noblesville, Fishers, Westfield, Sheridan, Atlanta and Arcadia. In 2007, the general election had 20 percent voter turnout. Westfield had 4,153 ballots (21.7 percent) – up from 7 percent in the 2007 general election. During presidential elections, Richardson said the turnout typically reaches 70 to 80 percent. “It is always a smaller turnout. It does pick up in the general and there was quite a bit of publicity on local races,” said Richardson. “It concerns me it is such a low turnout. I wish I knew the ways to make people go to the polls … a local mayor or council can affect your daily life more than a president can.” Since Cicero and Carmel did not hold an election in November the areas saved money. Richardson said Carmel had 50 percent of the total county turnout in May’s primary election and thus paid 50 percent of the remaining amount – approximately $56,640. Other

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WWS progam connects high school students with elementary students By Lindsay Eckert Lindsay@youarecurrent.com Westfield High School students are brightening the future of Westfield elementary students by helping them with homework. Whether it’s multiplication or metaphors, the high school students are doing more than teaching. They’re filling the gap of neglect with love and one-on-one attention for their respective “buddies”. Mark Ewing, a social studies teacher at WHS, established Helping Hands two years ago and built a similar outreach concept as Westfield Youth Assistance program, which provides mentors to at-risk youth. Ewing said he wanted to start a program that Mark Ewing allows kids to help their elementary counterparts make the right decisions in life before they are faced a road of consequences for doing otherwise. “This is a program that helps kids (second- through fourthgrade students) before they’re at-risk kids,” Ewing said. “It’s not necessarily all about helping them with homework. They need someone to relate to, someone to be their friend for 45 minutes every week, which is more than some may get at home. “ The success of Helping Hands stems from Ewing’s passion for a career he didn’t expect to be in. Ewing majored in sociology at Purdue University. Ewing said his wife, Staci Ewing, a fourth grade teacher at Oak Trace Elementary School, inspired him to earn his teaching license at Indiana Wesleyan University. “I never thought I’d be a teacher. I didn’t see it coming. But, the wisdom of my wife helped me see this is my calling. This is why I was put here. It’s a dream job,” Ewing said. Helping Hands coordinator and Ewing’s wife, Staci, said watching her husband, who she met through mutual friends, develop Helping Hands confirms he made the right career choice. “His passion is history and kids so I thought teaching would be a good fit. He tried it out and it worked,” Mrs. Ewing said. Staci Ewing said working with her husband for Staci Ewing a program that helps the community is an extension of their own family of three children. “This is what I’ve always wanted: To live here in our community. The community is part of our family,” said Staci Ewing, who has been teaching for 15 years. “We live here, we work here and our kids go to school here. Our relationships are here.” Staci Ewing said teaching at Oak Trace gives her the opportunity to see students involved with Helping Hands throughout the day and see their excitement firsthand for Wednesdays. “I’ll see kids in the hall and they’re all excited and they say, ‘See you Wednesday,’ One student put on his wish list at school, ‘I wish Helping Hands was every day,’” Staci Ewing said. “Wednesday is a day they’re always at school because they look forward to it so much.” S said watching the bonds building between the high school and elementary students are picturesque. “I’ll tell other teachers, ‘You’ve gotta come check this out. It’s the neatest thing to watch,’” Staci Ewing said.

WHS student Brittany Stark helps Skyler Pham draw a snowman to learn about shapes. The elementary students aren’t the only students who look forward to Wednesdays. WHS senior Rose Scott, who wants to be a pediatric nurse, said she’s always loved kids and Helping Hands has confirmed that a career in pediatrics fits her. Scott said watching the kids grow and get more involved every week is special. “I have a child-like excitement to see my buddy every week,” Scott, who is also a student translator, said. “It’s amazing to see their personalities come out as they get to know you.” Scott’s buddy, fourth-grader Mackenzie Hargrove, said she believes the same. “I like working with my buddy. She’s really nice and helps me with my homework,” Hargrove said. WHS senior volunteer Katrina Shoemaker said the program has been more than she could have ever expected. “I didn’t know what the kids would be like to work with, if they’d be stubborn or uninterested. But, they’re so sweet and adorable you can’t help but love them,” Shoemaker, a Key Club member, said. “It’s awesome: I’m helping a child succeed and understand the need for education later in life.” Shoemaker said caring for her buddy lasts far past the 45 minutes she spends with her every week. “After our session I walk away feeling accomplished, but all week I’m hoping they do well on their spelling test I helped them with,” Shoemaker said. Mark Ewing said he’s amazed how many high school students want to be a part of Helping Hands and have helped the program reach three elementary schools in its two years. Ewing said he’s planning for the organization to be in all six WWS elementary schools by the end of the year. “It’s fantastic to see high school students step in my office asking to be a part of Helping Hands and the fact the program has

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grown to 52 high school volunteers by just word of mouth,” he said. “These kids have incredibly busy schedules. They’re playing sports, they’re in clubs, they’re studying and going to school all day and doing homework, but they want to be a part of it.” Tricia Akers, Westfield Youth Assistance Program director, said seeing students of all ages, teachers and even families working together is amazing. “To see a husband and wife who are teachers agreeing to do this for kids … talk about dedication,” Akers said. Akers said programs such as YAP and Helping Hands are truly needed in Hamilton County; no matter how affluent a city looks on the outside, there are still people struggling. “You’ll see a class picture of kids and they’re the kindest, sweetest, most loving kids and you have no idea what’s going on in their lives and the issues they have to face at home,” Akers said. “Hamilton County needs this. We have issues but they are masked.” Akers said the program is a valuable activity to write about on college applications, but she said the students are there to serve the community and to give back in a fun way. “This is the heart of giving,” she said. “I wish we could all look to how these high school kids are contributing to their community.”

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If you’re not a high school student you still can be a mentor. Contact Tricia Akers, Westfield Youth Assistance Program director, at tricia.akers@hamiltoncounty.in.gov. Helping Hands is looking for volunteers to expand at Shamrock Springs, Monon Trail and Maple Glen elementary schools. Helping Hands currently is at Washington Woods, Oak Trace and Carey Ridge elementary schools.

“They’re giving the kids something to look forward to, these kids just need a hug and someone to talk to them, as sad as it may be some don’t get that at home. They look up to the big kids so much, they get so excited to see them it’s like the high school students are Santa, they’re more than tutors they’re mentors to the kids.” www.youarecurrent.com

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Westfield Mayor Andy Cook presents an honorary plaque to outgoing council members Tom Smith and Ken Kingshill. Photo by Lindsay Eckert

Westfield’s outgoing council members honored at City Council meeting By Lindsay Eckert Lindsay@youarecurrent.com The last city council meeting of 2011 also marked the last meeting for council members Tom Smith and Ken Kingshill. Smith and Kingshill were among the first council members elected when Westfield became a city in 2007. The former deputy mayor, Bruce Hauk, attended last Monday’s City Council meeting to remember a new beginning and honor an ending. Before Hauk handed out plaques to all council members he shared how the council and its outgoing members, have impacted Westfield in the last four years. “I want to recognize the first City Council

and mayor of our community,” Hauk said. “They have turned this town into a city. They have embarked on a transition to transform our community in many ways.” Mayor Andy Cook extended his hand in congratulating Smith and Kingshill. Cook gave them a plaque inscribed with a message fellow council members wrote. “Smith and Kingshill have done a great job, and told me they want to continue being involved in their city going forward. That speaks a lot about their character,” Cook said. New council members Tom Ake and Cindy Spoljaric will be inaugurated Jan. 9 at City Hall Assembly Room, 130 Penn St. at 7 p.m.

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THANKS FOR ANOTHER GREAT YEAR! Traig McPhail Introduces himself and his troop to Mayor Andy Cook and City Council members at last Monday’s City Council meeting. From left: Jonah Santellana, Traig McPhail and Sean Ford. Also in attendance not pictured were Austin Barker, Luke Perry and Logan Todd Photo by Lindsay Eckert

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Boy Scouts learn about legislation editorial@youarecurrent.com Boy Scout troop 107 and den leader Rich McPhail attended last week’s City Council meeting as part of their activities to earn a citizenship badge. The boys’ field trip with their elementary school, Carey Ridge, to the state

house and the governor’s mansion earlier this year also counted toward the badge. McPhail said the fourth grade scouts also wrote a paper about a president to earn the patch. McPhail said their next goal is to earn the geology patch.

FILING – TAKING THE FIRST STEP Divorce is often cited as the second most stressful event in an individual’s life, only behind the loss of a close family member. If you have to go through a divorce, however, being educated on how the dissolution process works can help you through this difficult time. When you know what to expect during your divorce, you can begin to take control of your future. At HOLLINGSWORTH & ZIVITZ, P.C., we pride ourselves in providing our clients the knowledge and tools to cope with the process of a divorce. We would like to provide you with the same opportunity by introducing you to part one of an eleven part series entitled “Divorce – What to Expect.” Over the next year, we will discuss various aspects of the divorce process, including the following topics: What Happens Immediately After Filing, Child Custody and Parenting Time, Child Support, Property Division, Maintenance/Alimony, Options to Resolve Your Case Prior to Trial, Going to Court, Modification of Custody, Modification of Child Support, and How Much Will My Case Cost. We begin our series with “Filing.” Filing a Verified Petition for Dissolution is the first step in the legal process of getting a divorce. The filing fee – the cost paid to the county to open a divorce case – is approximately $150.00 depending upon the county. The Petition includes the name of the parties, when they were married, if there were children born of the marriage, and other basic information. In the Petition, the reason for the dissolution is often cited as the

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marriage has been “irretrievably broken and should be dissolved.” The Petition typically does not contain a listing of complaints or specific allegations concerning the non-filing spouse. The filing party must have resided in Indiana for six months and the county where the Petition is to be filed for three months prior to the filing of the dissolution proceeding. Upon filing, the case is assigned a “cause number” and all future proceedings will take place in the same court, with limited exceptions. After the Petition has been filed, the next step is to “serve” the non-filing spouse, which means providing formal notification that the Petition has been filed. This can be completed via Sheriff, certified mail, or a voluntary acknowledgment by the non-filing spouse. Once service has been completed, it is customary to establish the “ground rules” which will govern certain aspects of the parties’ conduct during the pendency of the divorce, such as custody of children, parenting time, possession of the marital residence and payment of marital expenses. These issues are referred to as “provisional Issues” and will be the subject of our next column. At HOLLINGSWORTH & ZIVITZ, P.C., our team has the experience, the understanding, and the compassion to assist with your family law needs. If you have questions or concerns regarding divorce, custody, support, or any other family law concerns contact our firm at 317.569.2200 or hzlegal.com Stay tuned for the next installment of “Divorce-What to Expect” by HOLLINGSWORTH & ZIVITZ, P.C.

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Maple Glen student author featured at Family Literacy Night editorial@youarecurrent.com Maple Glen Elementary brought reading and families together last week for its “Gift of Reading” Family Literacy Night. The featured author was 10-year-old Maple Glen student Grace McClelland. The fourth grader was born with a “special” hand, she said. She wrote a book about her journey to help other kids, “The Gift of Grace.” She shared her story and signed books at the event where her story was presented as an iMovie in Maple Glen auditorium followed by a question and answer session. Families lined up to buy her book and get a signature from McClelland. The book sales from the event will be given to her “favorite” nonprofit, Hands to Love, which supports children with upper limb differences, and their families. Students were also able to participate in games and activities such as a book walk, guess your teachers’ favorite books, and could participate in puppet shows and create Gift of Grace – gift boxes students to write messages to share with someone special. Didn’t see your picture in the paper? Check out www.currentinwestfield.com for a complete photo gallery of Maple Glen’s Family Literacy Night.

The activity room at Family Literacy night was filled with craft stations, activities and a puppet show. Kyle Emgenbroich, Ava Lee, Allison Emgenbroich and Landon Podgorny take center stage at the puppet show.

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Generic greetings to you! GRAMMAR By Brandie Bohney I recently read a blog post by a Christian blogger who was fed up with Christians who insist that, “Happy Holidays,” and, “Season’s Greetings,” are inadequate expressions of the holiday season. And while her post was insightful and funny, that’s not why I’m bringing it up. I’m bringing it up because while I enjoyed the post, I was distracted by my own awareness that people who use these generic greetings (which I am in no way opposed to, by the way) are sometimes blissfully unaware of the grammatical havoc they are wreaking upon the world. Take “Happy Holidays,” for example. At least a half dozen times since Halloween, I have seen this lovely multi-holiday-encompassing greeting written with an apostrophe: Happy Holiday’s. Igh. Holidays is plural in the greeting, not possessive. Therefore, no apostrophe is necessary. Please, please, please don’t apostrophize your holidays – unless, of course, your holidays own something. The bigger offender, though, is in “Season’s Greetings.” This time, the apostrophe is necessary (as they are the greetings of the season), but sadly, it is often left out. And it’s a very common omission. I’ve even gotten commercially printed Christmas cards adorned with a glaringly apostrophe-less

“Seasons Greetings.” It irks me. I mean, I love getting greetings in every season, but that isn’t the intention of the sentiment in this case, now is it? Specific Christmas greetings tend to have fewer problems, unless you count spelling. And crazily enough, I see the merry part of “Merry Christmas” spelled incorrectly more often than the Christmas part. It seems that some people would really like to celebrate Mary Christmas. Sheesh. I will say, though, that one holiday greeting where it seems hard to go wrong is Hanukkah. Now, I’m not Jewish, but I do know that there are several acceptable spellings of Chanukah. The reason that you can spell Hanukah several ways is in the origin of the word: it’s a Hebrew word. It doesn’t have a precise English translation, so several spellings are considered acceptable. So Chanukkah, which begins today, is one specific holiday you can feel a little less concerned about screwing up. Well, at least in screwing up the spelling, anyhow. Happy Holidays, everyone! Brandie Bohney is a grammar enthusiast and former English teacher. If you have a grammarrelated question, please email her at bbthegrammarguru@gmail.com.

Elementary clothing drive helps 275 people editorial@youarecurrent.com Washington Woods Elementary helped more than 275 people stay warm during the winter months at its 11th annual clothing drive. Brian Sawa, Washington Woods Elementary counselor, who established the event 11 years ago, said crowds stayed longer than usual as they shopped and took clothes home for their families. “We collected $107 in donations for the Amanda Strong Foundation, Inc.,” Sawa said. “We had a lot of stuff, probably two-thirds of it left on Saturday. The rest of it was donated to

Third Phase in Noblesville.” Lots of groups joined together to help sort, fold and organize the clothing for the giveaway: Washington Woods Before and After Care children, Washington Woods Student Council, Many Washington Woods classrooms, Sodexo Support Services, Westfield Chamber of Commerce, City of Westfield employees, Westfield Lions Club, Westfield High School Leo Club, CrossRoads at Westfield Church, Westfield Rotary Club, and 4-H Harey Hoppers Rabbit Club.

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Today – Continue a family tradition and take a hayride to the field to choose and cut your own Christmas tree during Stonycreek Farm’s Country Christmas, 11366 Ind. 38 East, Noblesville. You will also find a wide selection of freshly cut trees, fresh wreaths and garland at the greenhouse. Sip hot cider and browse through the gift shop featuring custom-made wreaths and other unique items. For more information, call 7733344 or visit www.stonycreekfarm.net.

Now to Jan. 7, 2012 – Grab your golden ticket as Civic Theatre presents Roald Dahl’s “Willy Wonka” at The Tarkington, 3 Center Green, Carmel. Performances are 7 p.m. Wednesday through Friday, 2 and 7 p.m. Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday with no shows on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Join Charlie Bucket and his quirky cohorts on a tantalizing tour of the mysterious candy-maker’s fantastical factory. For more information, call 8433800 or visit www.civictheatre.org.

Now to Dec. 31 – Tempt your taste buds as you stroll through a wonderland of gingerbread creations in all shapes and sizes at Gingerbread Village at Conner Prairie, 13400 Allisonville Rd., Fishers. Guests can visit the Science Lab for some gingerbread-themed experiments. Gingerbread village will be open 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday and 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday. For more information, call 776-6006 or visit www.connerprairie.org.

Dec. 31 – Start your New Year’s resolution to get in shape with “Race to the New Year” at Cool Creek Park, 2000-1 151st St., Westfield. The Hamilton County Parks and Recreation Department is partnering with Washington Township Anytime Fitness Parks and Recreation and Westfield Parks and Recreation for this 5th Annual 5K walk and run. Awards will be given in seven age groups. Registration begins at 8:15 a.m. with the race starting at 9:30 a.m. For more information, call 574-9450.

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Another year, another wish COMMENTARY By David Cain I had a birthday last week. It was 11 a.m. before anyone had wished me a happy birthday in person. It started, however, at midnight with a “happy birthday” text. By the morning of my birthday, I had more texts and a bunch of posts to my Facebook wall. I came downstairs and was greeted by handmade cards from my kids. Still no phone calls or in-person birthday wishes. At 11 a.m. someone in the office mentioned it. It’s a testament to how communications have changed. What 15 years ago would have been phone calls all day long from friends and family is now texts, e-mails, and the more popular Facebook posts. It’s easy to be reminded of someone’s birthday and to drop an electronic note via Facebook, text or e-mail. When I checked out my Facebook wall and saw my mother, nearly twice my age, had posted a birthday wish, I immediately checked my phone to see I had no missed calls. What happened mom, forget my number? My wife didn’t even bother to post on my wall,

she posted on her own Facebook wall, “Happy birthday to my husband” and had about 20 people “like” her post. Way to steal my birthday cheer by moving the party to her wall. I called it the depersonalization of birthdays, but I’m reconsidering that characterization. The convenience of an electronic message has actually expanded my birthday’s reach. My Facebook wall included messages from people that I haven’t seen in years. I only got one card in the mail and, at the end of the day, only one phone call from my dad. The rest of my greetings were in electronic forms. Maybe communication hasn’t fundamentally changed, what has changed is how we communicate. Maybe it’s not less personal but just more practical. Maybe it’s a sign of the growing importance of social networks and how those networks play a part in our lives. David Cain works at MediaSauce, a digital media and online marketing company in Carmel. David welcomes your questions or comments at David.Cain@MediaSauce.com.

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Refreshed for the holidays COMMENTARY By David Decker Homes tend to look their absolute best during the holiday season. Decorations celebrating a spectrum of religious, cultural and family traditions not only add sparkle and pizzazz, they intensify the unique personality of both the home and the people living in it. This is the season of ultimate “homeyness.” Home improvement professionals also consider this time of year as the season of the fresh look … when many homeowners gauge just how comfortable they are in their homes. The typical work we are busy with just ahead of the holidays is a lot of updating – counters, flooring, little things that help “spiff” homes for entertaining. Let’s face it … it’s not the best timing to have a major kitchen overhaul project finishing up as you approach holiday preparations. Weather, to a degree – no pun intended – also governs our work load. December in Indiana can be a festival of surprising weather. If holiday deadlines are important – such as, “We have a houseful of people arriving two days before Christmas” – and harsh weather has delayed work or deliveries … it’s a risky time to be washing dishes in the bathtub. Still though, this is the season of the fresh

“big” look when homeowners start thinking seriously about major projects they’d like to accomplish with their homes in the coming New Year. Holiday experiences often inform a homeowner’s desires and decisions for major home improvements and redesign. There are plenty of custom home improvement projects that can be pulled off in the winter months, but there are also plenty of projects that are more survivable in, say, mild spring rain rather than frigid winter snow and ice. This is a wonderful week to enjoy the home you’re in, and the ideal season to think, investigate, explore, visit and plan those happy home projects for the New Year. David Decker is president of the Affordable Companies which includes Affordable Kitchens and Bathrooms and most recently “Affordable Custom Flooring” based in Carmel (317-5959540, www.the-affordablecompanies. com). Email home improvement questions to him at david.decker@ the-affordablecompanies.com.

An attitude of gratitude COMMENTARY By Randy Sorrell Gratitude prevailed at several recent holiday parities. They were actually Christmas parties but corporate speak prompted politically correct language on the invitations. Once there, human speak prevailed and I was relieved at the level of gratitude. Of course, ‘tis the season when spasms of thankfulness fill our hearts, but these were not spasms of thankfulness people. They are people we have the great joy of knowing and doing business with whose hearts are often gushing with a sense of deep gratitude. Why is that? Gratitude, Cicero noted a few thousand years ago, is often referred to as “the parent of all virtues”. It’s an emotion that many people feel frequently and is a central theme to most religions as we offer thanks. Motivation guru Zig Zigler is famous for saying that we need to “have an attitude of gratitude”…to which my youngest daughter Sydney and I added “a space for grace and room to bloom”. Get it? Back to the party! What startled me was that despite the most difficult economic times since the great depression, a HUGE sense of gratitude filled the celebrations. Ever notice how fun it is to be around grateful people? Their genuine warmth energizes others. Need examples of insanely grateful people? Try Steve and Brian at Current, Lisa at the Carmel Chamber, Krista Davis with Safe Families, Michael Kile at alpahgraphics, Todd at

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LAUGHS By Dick Wolfsie This is the time of year when I acknowledge all the people who made my job as a humorist a little bit easier. Every column I write – there has never been an exception – is based on truth, something that really happened to me or someone I know, or a story in the news. So here’s a big thank you to… The company that spammed me with 20 e-mail ads a day for a month trying to get me to buy something called a Wonderbra. The ad claimed it would make all the men in my life stare at me. For once, I decided to call a bluff, so I bought one and wore it while playing racquetball. Darn, if they weren’t right. Christina, my social media instructor, who patiently took hours and hours to teach me the basics about Facebook and Twitter. After she left, I sent her a private message requesting she keep it between us just how dense I had been about the simplest of procedures. I trust she will keep that promise, but I don’t know about the other 400 of my “friends” to whom I accidentally sent the same message. The people who manufacture those costly high-tech earbuds. I thought I was the only one who couldn’t get those little suckers to stay in my ears. Then I read there’s a common disorder called Cartilage Deficiency Syndrome. For every 20 ears (approximately 10 people), four of

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Hypnotic Gastric Band www,FishersGuidedImagery.com (317)403-7379

Happy Pets In-Home Pet Care

A less stressful and economical alternative to boarding with loving care for your pets in the comfort of your home. Experience in Exotics. Insured/Bonded Member of Pet Sitters Associates LLC happypetsitter@gmail.com 317-645-6043 References available

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Guitar Lessons With Baker Scott

Beginners thru Advanced All styles Electric-Acoustic-Bass Private Lessons Parent-Child Lessons near Carey Road & 146th Carmel 317-

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In-Home Tutoring

Master’s Degree Instructors SAT/ACT Test Prep, Math, English, Study skills, and all subjects Corporate Training & Education Programs Available Call 317 776 7615

“A MAN FOR ODD JOBS” handyman , repairs hauling, painting call Tom - 847-3753

Now Hiring Customer Service Reps $10/hr For The First 90 Days!

Years Experience Experience 139Years

317-802-6565 317-432-1627

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Nails by Hilliary 317-730-2544

To your door nail services. Great for moms, or anyone in a nursing or assisted living facilities. Buy a Spa pedicure get a manicure for FREE!! *Ask about my frequent customer discount *We do Spa parties for any occasion. “Let me take care of you”

489.4444 ext. 202 Now HIring Now Hiring: Line Cook Full time/Part time Dooley O’Tooles 160 E Carmel Drive 843-9900

Now Hiring

• Avg. pay $11/hr after training plus bonus opportunities • Full time employment • Medical, dental, & 401K • Paid time-off

Local computer center seeking qualified tech for computer work. send resume to info@ctcarmel.com

Paralegal position with local Carmel firm. Contact David at 317-506-4394

Apply in person at 2828 Enterprise Drive Anderson, IN 46013

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Part-time building maintenance position is available at a church in Carmel. Must have flexible schedule and building maintenance experience required. If interested, submit resume to prospectivecarmelemployer@gmail.com.

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Hunt Pacific Management seeks Full Time employees; will pay $16 up to $18 with benefits. Must be HVAC Certified; experienced with plumbing, electrical, and carpentry Interested candidates should apply in person-no calls please Sand Creek Woods Apartments in Fishers Or Woodland Springs Apartments in Carmel EOE

FOR SALE Associates Needed at MCL!

We are looking for hospitality-driven, dependable associates to work part-time as a catering/banquet delivery representative/ driver. Candidates must have a valid driver’s license and able to work independently Our staff enjoy the following benefits: • Flexible schedules • Weekly pay check • Thanksgiving/Christmas holidays off • 401k with company match (after 1 year of employment) & more Apply directly to our Carmel location: Merchant’s Square, 1390 Keystone Way Dr. E, Carmel Indiana, 317-844-9217.

HELP WANTED

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Top Dollar for Junk and Running Vehicles CALL 317-869-9498

Full- time receptionist wanted for Pediatric office. Please call 872-0400 between the hours of 8am – 5pm

AIR QUALITY TESTING SPECIALISTS NEEDED

$15.00+/HR Due to booming business we have 17 positions available! No.Exp.needed Company training, must have great communication skills and own vehicle. Call for immiediate interview Mon-Fri. 9am-5pm 317-564-4958

FOR SALE:

Cedrus Sauna (FSI 3000): seats 2-3 people. Always been indoors. Barely used. JVC AM/FM CD Stereo system, halogen accent lights for mood or reading. Wireless remote control. 61’”42”x75”. Immediate FREE delivery Indianapolis area $995 317.439.6502

FURNITURE

Executive conference table. Nearly new. Mahogany with 8 matching leather swivel chairs. Too large for our new space. Value approx. $9,300. Will sell for $3,000 OBO. Call 847.5022.

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