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He’s mellow. He’s sharp as a tack. He’s coming to Cedar Falls. Comedian Pauly Shore brings his laid-back wit to Joker’s Comedy Club.
16 Sound advice Check out the live music listings to see who’s playing in your neck of the woods --- and maybe a town or two over. Sounds like a great idea, doesn’t it?
11 Simmering soup The eclectic indie band Euforquestra will return to its roots with a performance at The Hub in support of its newest album, “Soup.”
20 Channel changes Networks kick off the new year with a slew of midseason changes. Tune in to Pulse’s TV list of what’s new, what’s returning and what’s moving.
15 Whoa, Nelly! “Just a Dream”? Nope. It’s about to get “Hot in Herre” when awardwinning rapper Nelly rolls into Waterloo’s McElroy Auditorium March 4.
25 Game play Nintendo monkeyed around with a classic and came up on the short end of the banana. “Donkey Kong Country Returns” forgot to bring back the fun.
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Everyone loves summer and the activities that come with it, but imagine the possibilities of having just as much fun — with snow. Summer recreation facilities are luring us back in the winter months and ski resorts are in season.
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f you’re into water sports, check with the folks at Crawdaddy Outdoors in Waverly, who paddled their kayaks through ice and snow on New Year’s Day. When they’re not on the river, they rent and sell cross-country skis, snowshoes and trekking poles. Kyle Steinfeldt, of Crawdaddy, says cross-country skiing is gaining popularity. “It was popular last year, and this year it’s hard to keep every thing stocked,” he said. Snowshoeing is one of the fastest growing sports in the U.S., said Scott Gall, owner of The Runner’s Flat in Cedar Falls, who has noticed the trend in his store. “Definitely this year, and last year hit really hard,” he said.
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Gall notes that it is perfect for folks trying to get outside and get active in the winter. Because snowshoeing is done in the woods and out of the wind, it is warmer than running outside on the street. If fast and furious is more up your alley, try snowtubing at Seven Oaks Recreation in Boone. Introduced in 2001, the snowtube is a specially designed tube strapped with a long leash that hooks to a lift. It is similar to a tube pulled behind a boat, said Joel Bryan, general manager at Seven Oaks. Bryan said Saturdays are the highest attendance days and popularity is growing. “Every year is different. It has to do with how many good Saturdays there are,” he said. “Very happy with numbers so far, a lot to do with Mother Nature.”
For thrill-seekers and beginners alike, Dubuque and Galena, Ill., have downhill skiing hills packed with snow. “We’ve had a record December,” said general manager Michael Murphy. Cross-country skiing and showshoe trails are located in our backyard. The Cedar Valley Nature Trail connects Evansdale with Hiawatha. It is the abandoned Illinois Central Gulf railroad following the Cedar River bottom lands, along forested banks of the river, broken up by stream valleys and small towns. The Sac and Fox Trail in Cedar Rapids follows Indian Creek to its mouth and continues along the Cedar River. Try any one of these activities and find out what winter sport enthusiasts are raving about.
It is not too cold to go outside if you follow these simple tips to staying warm courtesy of Crawdaddy Outdoors
Layering is key.
Bring clothes that will keep you warm and dry. Cotton clothing (jeans and a sweatshirt) are not recommended as an inner or outer layer. Cotton easily becomes wet. You will end up cold, wet and miserable.
1. The wicking layer next to the skin usually consists of long underwear. Look for thermal underwear made of a synthetic, usually polyester. Such material will move moisture away from your skin and pass it through the fabric so it will evaporate. This keeps you warm, dry and comfortable. This layer should fit snug but not tight.
One pair of light or medium weight socks only — and no cotton. Socks made of polyester, silk, wool or nylon are preferred. Thick socks or multiple layers of socks get uncomfortable, give you blisters and reduce circulation, all of which lead to cold feet. Sixty percent of body heat is lost through the head, so wear a hat. If your head is warm, the rest of your body is likely to stay warm. Gloves or mittens should be waterproof. Mittens are often better for those susceptible to cold hands. Winter jackets should be water resistant. Water resistant pants are also important. Your first day on skis will introduce your butt to the snow, so keep it dry and warm.
In general, the three main layers are:
2. The middle insulating layer includes sweaters, sweatshirts, vests and pullovers. This layer keeps the cold out and the heat in. Comfort is the key — it should be loose enough to trap air but not so bulky that it restricts movement. 3. The weather protection layer is the exterior layer guarding against the winter elements. It should repel water from the snow and block the wind. Again, avoid cotton as it will absorb moisture from the snow and make you cold. This layer should fit comfortably, offering maximum range of motion. You may not need as many layers of clothing as you think. On a sunny day, you may only need two layers. But bring a middle layer just in case. You can always take off a layer as you get warmer.
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The perfect conditions: light, fluffy snow on a cooler day. On a day in the upper 20s or warmer, the snow gets damp and weighs a lot more so you’ll be working your tail off. Unless that’s what you’re looking for. Go for time, not distance. If you normally go seven miles in 0 minutes, don’t do more than 0 minutes on a seven-mile day. Your heart is still pumping for the same time and probably harder anyway. Stay healthy and don’t overdo it. No matter what you’re wearing and what the conditions are, get out and enjoy it. It’s a workout and it gets you outside in fresh air. If you’re lucky enough, you might get out after the sun goes down and find yourself in the woods under the moonlight in a magical winter wonderland. PULSE
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The right tracks By JOHN MOLSEED | Pulse Writer
Sharing the trails is always important, but in the winter, users need to consider people who aren’t even on the trail at the same time.
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Recreation officials are working to remind people to keep groomed trails clear for Cedar Valley skiers. The trails at George Wyth state park in Waterloo and the Hartman Reserve in Cedar Falls are groomed after significant snowfall to let skiers glide along. Fresh snow means fresh trails. However, a few footprints can ruin a smooth ride. “It’s important to have the surface level and not bumpy,” said Russ Clarke, owner of Europa Cycle and Ski. “If it’s bumpy, it makes it very easy to trip on the skis.” Walkers, joggers, pets and deer can make the groomed trails difficult or dangerous, said Vern Fish, Black Hawk County Conservation Director. “We’ve trained people how to deal with the summer trails,” Fish said. “But in the winter, they don’t understand the track they just walked on is pretty important.” Part of the problem was likely a lack of understanding from other trail users, Fish added. “If you don’t ski, you probably don’t even notice the trail is groomed,” he said. The Cedar Valley Cyclists donated trail signs to clear the confusion. The signs, posted at the trail heads at George Wyth, show the center part of the trail is for skate skiers, the right side for cross country skiing and the left side is for walkers and snowshoers. “I think (the signs) have helped quite a bit,” said Gary Dusenberry, park ranger at George Wyth. “In past years, I would groom the trails and somebody would walk right through it.” After fresh snowfalls, Dusenberry grooms the paved trails and some of the hiking trails. The process takes about three to four hours. He goes over some of the paths daily when there’s still snow after deer and other animals put ruts in the trails. In the city of Waterloo, a ski trail is groomed at Irv Warren golf course, said Paul Huting, Waterloo Leisure Services director. The trails aren’t marked, he said. “We’ve kind of left it to user awareness,” Huting said. Clarke said without the signs in previous seasons, confusion on trail use led to some friction. “It leads to, at the best, an awkward situation,” he said. “At the worst, people say things they’ll regret.” Fish asks that people be patient, adding that sharing the trails with skiers is only temporary. Skiers get only about four to six weeks of good conditions to use the trails. “Bikers, runners, they get (to use the trails) the rest of the year,” Fish said. “Let the skiers have the trails this brief time they have access to them.”
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rammy Awardwinning artist TobyMac will kick off 2011 with his Winter Wonder Slam Tour, accompanied by singer/songwriter Brandon Heath and Christian rock group House of Heroes. The show will blow into the McLeod Center in Cedar Falls at 7 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 5. On tour, TobyMac is performing his latest hit single, “Hold On,” which continues to climb the radio charts. In addition to a hit single and new tour, the artist recently released “TobyMac: Moving Pictures,” his entire work of music videos on one DVD. The disc features TobyMac’s biggest hits, like “Irene,” “Extreme Days,” “Gone” and “Lose My Soul.” Brandon Heath has won multiple Dove Awards, including the 2009 Song of the Year for “Give Me Your Eyes.” Heath’s radio career includes three No. 1 hits, including “I’m Not Who I Was” and “Wait and See.” His third studio album, “Leaving Eden,” was released Jan. 18 and features the new single “Your Love.” Hailing from Columbus, Ohio, House of Heroes’ recent album, “Suburba,” debuted in the top 50 of the Billboard 200. The album contains new singles “Elevator” and “Constant.”
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he indie band that continues to defy genre labels, Euforquestra, will return to its roots with a show in Cedar Falls at 8 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 5, at The Hub. Two of the members of the group, originally based in Iowa City, attended the University of Northern Iowa. The group is performing in support of its newest album, “Soup.” Euforquestra relo-
cated to Fort Collins, Colo., in 2008 and has made a splash on the Colorado music scene with a relentless tour schedule and a live show that leaves feet tired and hearts and minds happy. The band is known for its diverse sound and eclectic repertoire, covering a number of traditional and progressive sounds varying from reggae, dub, afrobeat and samba to ska, highlife, funk and jazz.
The Hub 406 Main St., Cedar Falls www.thehublivemusic.com To download Euforquestra’s ‘Soup’ album for free, visit www.euforquestra.com.
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UNPLUGGED MUSICIANS TUNE IN TO OPEN MIC SESSIONS
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Buckcherry, Hellyeah set explosive tour
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he Jägermeister Music Tour kicked off Jan. 19 in San Diego and will be stopping in Iowa for two of its 26 shows across the nation in celebration of Buckcherry’s new single, “It’s a Party,” off the group’s new album, “All Night Long.” Buckcherry will rock Des Moines and Waterloo with Hellyeah as direct support — a heavy metal supergroup consisting of drummer Vinnie Paul from Pantera, vocalist Chad Gray and guitarist Greg Tribbett from Mudvayne, guitarist Tom Maxwell from Nothingface and bassist Bob Zilla from Damageplan — as well as All That Remains and The Damned Things. Each concert also will feature a local Jager band. Brian Barr, known for delivering a great vibe and unique flavor, will spin during set changes to keep the party going. Jagermeistermusictour.com will feature a free download of Buckcherry’s “It’s a Party” as well as exclusive band video footage from all the bands.
“Every night we’re on stage we love to host a party,” said Buckcherry front Josh Todd. Guitarist Keith Nelson added, “This is the first time we’re really going to be able to celebrate the theme of our album, ‘All Night Long,’ on the road. It’s going to be loud and sweaty, just the way we like it.” Seven Flags Center Saturday, January 29 • 6:30 p.m. 2100 NW 100th St., Clive Tickets: $29.99 at greatticketsnow.com and Seven Flags box office. McElroy Auditorium Wednesday, February 2 • 6 p.m. 250 Ansborough Ave., Waterloo Tickets: $23 in advance at Ticketmaster outlets or National Cattle Congress office, $25 at the door.
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five-song EP, “Songs for a Breakup, Vol. 1.” The group released its debut full-length album, “Pickin’ Up the Pieces,” in August. The Redstone Room 129 Main St., Davenport 563.326.1333 Tickets: www.redstoneroom.com and the River Music Experience box office.
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‘It’s gettin’ hot in herre’ Award-winning rapper Nelly to perform in Waterloo
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ulti-platinum rapper Nelly will headline the 2011 Snowstorm Music Tour on Friday, March 4, at the McElroy Auditorium on the National Cattle Congress grounds in Waterloo. The Grammy Award-winning rapper’s latest single, “Just A Dream,” was No. 6 on Billboard’s pop charts and No. 12 on the Billboard Hot 100. Nelly emerged on the national scene in 2000 with his summer hit “Country Grammar,” following with smash hits “Ride Wit Me” and “Hot in Herre.” The concert also will feature 3OH!3 and Big Reeno. Two additional acts
will be announced at a later date. McElroy Auditorium Friday, March 4 • 6 p.m. 250 Ansborough Ave., Waterloo Tickets: Advance tickets are $35 and are available at the National Cattle Congress main office, 257 Ansborough Ave., Waterloo; Cigarette Outlets in Cedar Rapids; 800.514.3849 and www.jadepresents.com. The first 923 tickets sold through the Jade website will be $25. Tickets are $40 at the door. All tickets are subject to handling fees.
grammy award and oscar winning, rock and roll hall of fame inductee righteous brother, bill medley! bill medley is a seminal figure in the history of american music. he is perhaps best known as half of the unmistakable duo, the righteous brothers. their raw emotional rhythm and blues sound essentially created the genre “blue-eyed soul”. on march 10, 2003, the righteous brothers were inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame.
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WATERLOO The Ramblers 9 p.m., Jameson’s Skin Kandy 9 p.m., Spicoli’s CEDAR FALLS Checker and the Bluetones 6 p.m., The Hub LOC 9 p.m., Wheelhouse Marcus Kjeldsen and the Taste with DJ Daze 10 p.m., The Hub
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DUBUQUE Adam Beck 9 p.m., Mystique Casino Chuck Bregman 6 p.m., Mystique Casino Hard Salami 8 p.m., Courtside Laura McDonald with Jeff Weydert 7 p.m., Diamond Jo Casino The Labor That Kills with The Statue of Liberty 9 p.m., The Bank Rukus 9 p.m., Northside cedar rapids Andy Anderson and Mike Leads 9 p.m., Piano Lounge Nick Stika 7 p.m., Java Creek Super Size Seven 9 p.m., Chrome Horse Saloon iowa city Dr. Z’s Experiment with Tiffany Christopher 10 p.m., Blue Moose Henhouse Prowlers with Smokin’ Joe Scarpellino and Friends 9 p.m., Iowa City Yacht Club Kristoff Krane with Old Man’s War, Generic and Alex, Purist 5 p.m., Blue Moose Strange Arrangement with Brainchild 9 p.m., Gabe’s
Dakota 9 p.m., Half Pint Saloon Elev8 9 p.m., Jameson’s Soul Fusion with Ill Convoy 9 p.m., Spicoli’s CEDAR FALLS The Banger 9 p.m., Wheelhouse The Beaker Brothers 7 p.m., The Hub Down Lo 10 p.m., The Hub DUBUQUE Adam Beck 9 p.m., Mystique Casino Betty and the Headlights 9 p.m., Northside Black Bloom with Fish on Amphetamines 9 p.m., The Bank Enemies of Confusion 9 p.m., Denny’s Lux Club The Impulse Band 9:30 p.m., Eichman’s Granada Massey Road 9 p.m., Dog House Rosalie Morgan 7 p.m., Taiko Six Shots to Midnight 9 p.m., Jumpers cedar rapids 3 Musicians and a Drummer 9 p.m., Chrome Horse Saloon Andy Anderson and Mike Leads 9 p.m., Piano Lounge Steve Kristopher 7 p.m., Java Creek iowa city Daylight Savings Account with Danika Holmes 9 p.m., Blue Moose 5 in a Hand with The Magnetos and White Tornado 9 p.m., Iowa City Yacht Club Salsa Vibe 9 p.m., Gabe’s Shane Wyatt 9 p.m., Wildwood
LOC 9 p.m., Jameson’s Relentless 8 p.m., The Isle Fling Lounge Scarlett Runner 9 p.m., Screaming Eagle The Snozzberries 8 p.m., Spicoli’s CEDAR FALLS Bob Dorr and the Blue Band 6 p.m., The Hub DUBUQUE Curtis Evans and Our Friends Electric 9 p.m., The Busted Lift Jill Duggan 7 p.m., Stone Cliff Kevin Beck and Johnnie Walker 8:30 p.m., Shot Tower Taste Like Chicken 9 p.m., Northside cedar rapids Billy Heller 7 p.m., Java Creek Skin Kandy 9 p.m., Chrome Horse Saloon iowa city Bob Marley Birthday Bash featuring Natty Nation 9 p.m., Iowa City Yacht Club Canasta 9 p.m., The Mill Mayflies with Sarah Cram and the Derelicts 9 p.m., Blue Moose
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MECHANIC 28 january Arthur Bishop (Jason Statham) is a “mechanic” — an elite assassin with a strict code and unique talent for cleanly eliminating targets. It’s a job that requires professional perfection and total detachment, and Bishop is the best in the business. But when his mentor and close friend Harry (Donald Sutherland) is murdered, Bishop is anything but detached. His next assignment is self-imposed — he wants those responsible dead.
His mission grows complicated when Harry’s son Steve (Ben Foster) approaches him with the same vengeful goal and a determination to learn Bishop’s trade. Bishop has always acted alone, but he can’t turn his back on Harry’s son. A methodical hit man takes an impulsive student deep into his world and a deadly partnership is born. But while in pursuit of their ultimate mark, deceptions threaten to surface and those hired to fix problems become problems themselves.
FROM PRADA TO NADA 28 january
Starring: Camilla Belle, Alexa Vega, Kuno Becker Synopsis: Two spoiled sisters (Belle and Vega) are left penniless after their father’s sudden death, forcing them to move in with their estranged aunt in East Los Angeles.
SANCTUM 4 february
Stars: Rhys Wakefield, Allison Cratchley, Christopher Baker synopsis: A diving team experiences a life-threatening crisis during an expedition to an unexplored cave system.
THE ROOMMATE 4 february
Stars: Minka Kelly, Leighton Meester, Cam Gigandet The Plot: College student Sara (Kelly) finds her safety jeopardized after she’s assigned to a dorm room with a new roommate, Rebecca (Meester).
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police drama from creator Shawn Ryan (“The Shield”). • Mixed Signals, 8:30 p.m. Feb. 3; a relationship comedy starring David Denman. • Breaking In, 8:30 p.m. April 6; a workplace comedy starring Christian Slater. RETURNING: • American Idol is the major anchor for the second half of Fox’s schedule. The new season of the singing competition began Jan. 19 and will air Wednesdays and Thursdays. • The next round of Kitchen Nightmares begins at 7 p.m. Jan. 21. MOVING:
• Human Target jumps to 8 p.m. Wednes-
days starting Jan. 26. • Bones has moved to 8 p.m. Thursdays. • Fringe begins airing at 8 p.m. Fridays on Jan. 28. • American Dad has moved to 6:30 p.m. Sundays. • The Cleveland Show has moved to 8:30 p.m. Sundays.
NBC NEW:
• The Cape, 8 p.m. Mondays; a super hero series starring David Lyons.
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• Harry’s Law, 9 p.m. Mondays; a legal
MOVING: • Secret Millionaire takes over the 7 p.m. Sunday slot starting March 6.
drama starring Kathy Bates. • America’s Next Great Restaurant, 8 p.m. Wednesdays starting March 16; a reality competition series. • Perfect Couples, 7:30 p.m. Thursdays; a comedic look at relationships through three couples.
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RETURNING: • The genealogy series Who Do You Think You Are? returns at 7 p.m. Jan. 21. • The Marriage Ref is back at 7 p.m. March 6. • The next round of The Celebrity Apprentice kicks off at 8 p.m. March 6.
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MOVING: • Law & Order: Los Angeles moves to 9 p.m. Tuesdays on Feb. 8. • Parenthood shifts to 9 p.m. Mondays on March 7. • Chase has moved to 8 p.m. Wednesdays. • Law & Order: Special Victims Unit has moved to 9 p.m. Wednesdays.
• Hellcats moves to 8 p.m. Tuesdays start-
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• Mr. Sunshine, 8:30 p.m. Feb. 9; a comedy starring Matthew Perry.
p.m. Feb. 23.; a reality weight-loss program. RETURNING:
• Cycle 16 of America’s Next Top Model begins at 7 p.m. Feb. 23. MOVING:
ing Jan. 25.
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• Chaos, 7 p.m. April 1; a comedy about rogue CIA spies.
• Mad Love, 7:30 p.m. Feb. 21; a relationship comedy about four New York friends. MOVING:
• Off the Map, 9 p.m. Feb. 9; a medical
• Blue Bloods has moved to 9 p.m.
• Body of Proof, 9 p.m. March 29; Dana
• The Defenders goes to 7 p.m. Fridays
• Happy Endings, 9 p.m. April 13; a rela-
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er in the past decade or so, I think in part ... because younger people are becoming more aware of their identities.” Teen coming-out stories seem especially relevant after reports of physical and cyber bullying reached a boiling point last year with a number of gay teen suicides. The takeaway in these shows is typically consistent: that you will be accepted for who you are. Jarrett Barrios, president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, pointed to the example of Kurt coming out to his dad in “Glee.” ‘‘We see in ‘Glee’ in the father’s response a very important role modeling on how to show your love for the child who just came out. In a way, (his father) is coming out too — as a relative of someone who is lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender.” But does this mirror the responses of these shows’ viewers? “I’m often delightfully surprised at how unshocked young people are,” said Oliver Goldstick, an executive producer on “Pretty Little Liars.” ‘‘They just move on. It’s like: OK.” Although homosexual characters continue to proliferate, one of the biggest hurdles on shows geared toward adults is showing them kissing on screen as their heterosexual counterparts would. Teen shows don’t seem to have the same problem. Gay TV youths have been kissing since the days of “Dawson’s Creek” and “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” — and King estimated that on “Pretty Little Liars,” lesbian character Emily has kissed more people on the show (including love interest Maya) than any other. “Who’s in a relationship with someone, man or woman, and doesn’t kiss them?” asked Trevor Donovan, who plays Teddy on “90210.” ‘‘It’s real.”
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Facebook and Twitter all but rendered them obsolete. David Hyde, DC Comics’ vice president of publicity, quietly announced the change recently in DC’s own blog, The Source. Reaction was positive with one reader remarking that “as a fan of DC Comics since boyhood (more years than I care to remember), one of the things I looked most forward to was the letter page, so very excited.” DC’s last letters page was in 2002, but ever since, Hyde told The Associated Press in an e-mail, readers had clamored for a return. So, starting with the March issues of the company’s ongoing series, letters will be printed — though they will be edited for space and clarity as needed. Readers can mail them in or fill out a form on DC’s website. For readers who prefer 140-character tweets or a quick “like” on Facebook, nothing is stopping them from posting on DC’s own site or its Facebook landing page, either.
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The foremost of all Dungeon Lords, who normally spends his time luring heroes into his labyrinthine creations, has been deposed by his vicious ex-girlfriend. Now, he seeks revenge — but first he’ll have to work his way back down the ladder through three new dungeon lords. Use dim-witted goblin minions and more than 50 objects to create the ultimate dungeon. Tempt heroes into your domain and power your campaign of darkness using their souls — though it’s not that simple. Prisoners must be looked after and cherished until they are more comfortable with their surroundings; happy heroes have more precious soul energy to extract via foul prisons or twisted torture chambers. Try and collect all 10 types of heroes using 15 different monsters lurking in the darkness. Twenty challenging campaign missions will demand all your cunning to succeed — and the custom game awaits after that.
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maRio sPoRTs miX Everyone’s favorite Nintendo characters battle in four sporting events: basketball, volleyball, hockey (both field and ice) and dodgeball. The basic rules of the games apply, but play is enhanced in a style familiar to February 7 fans of the “Mario Kart” series or games like “Mario For: NINTENDO WII Strikers Charged.” Gather coins to build up bonus points or use items like a koopa shell to stun and crush your opponents. Each character has a signature finishing move — like Mario’s fireball attack — that is nearly impossible to block. Additional playable characters are unlocked as the game progresses. Multiplayer options include four-player co-op, a two-on-two battle or two-on-two online competition. 24
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The sims 3 outdoor Living stuff For the first time your Sims can get the best in outdoor luxury for their homes. Decorate the patio, set the mood with a hot tub or fire up the grill for the ultimate barbecue. Includes two new decorating styles and casual outfits perfect for any garden party. Mac, PC; Feb. 1.
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Play as Naruto, Sasuke and 14 other characters from the hit series in this handheld fighting game featuring aerial acrobatics and combo attack. Each character has a personal story mode in addition to the main saga, secret missions and other unlockable content. DS; Feb. 8.
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A compendium featuring three smash casual games: “Bejeweled 2,” the first sequel to the match-three original; “Peggle,” where 10 teachers guide students in the art of peg busting; and “Zuma,” a sphere-blasting journey through ancient temples. PC; Feb. 1.
The hilarious trivia game is back, full of old favorite features like musical introduction, DisOrDat, Screw Your Neighbor and the Jack Attack. With new twisted questions and the addition of online play, it’s never been more fun to take a multiple-choice quiz. DS, PS3, X360, Wii; Feb. 8.
The latest in the “Test Drive” series features more customization than ever — trick out your car, your avatar and your dream house, even if that’s a yacht or a nightclub, as you tear through more than 2,000 miles of roads on the Mediterranean isle of Ibiza. PC, PS3, X360; Feb. 8.
The titular protagonist travels to the future to discover the fate of a missing recon team — and then Duke must blast his way through 36 levels in nine locations across the globe to battle the aliens that have taken over the Earth and are subjecting its women to cruel experiments. DS; Feb. 1.
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rel-blasting a pain — not that there’s really much of that in the game, either. Rare are the single banana hints or hair’s-breadth of a rim to indicate a secret barrel lies just beyond the edge of the screen. No more monkey interaction: single player mode is confined to play as Donkey Kong. Diddy’s essentially a jet pack and some extra life that latches onto DK’s back, when you can find him. To play as the nimbler monkey, it has to be as player two during simultaneous co-op. And the two-player option is fun, to an extent, but have fun fighting over Diddy. He’s got a peanut gun — only usable in co-op mode — and the rocket pack to slow his descent. DK has … a tie. Some of these are not a big deal, obviously, but others put a serious cramp in DK’s style. And all would be forgiven if the new features made up for it. They don’t. DK can now pound the ground to break certain objects — rendering tossed barrels almost useless — and interact with certain background objects. He also can blow on flowers, fans and candles. These actions are mostly used to find puzzle pieces that unlock items in an image gallery. The pieces are pointless for those who aren’t the collector type, so they can come off as little breaks added in to distract from how boring the levels can be. There are good additions — action that shifts from the foreground to the background and the
donkey Kong Country Returns For: Nintendo Wii Developer: retro Studios Price: $49.99 rated: Everyone
really-up-close-ground; levels done entirely in silhouette, save DK and Diddy’s red apparel. They just aren’t used enough to really liven it up. I understand the developers didn’t want to make “Donkey Kong Country 4.” But in an attempt to update the series, they ended up closer to “Donkey Kong Country 0.5” by carving out a large portion of what made the original games fun. I’m going to bust out the SNES soon and play through the first three — because that’ll be better than one more minute spent on this mess. PULSE
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‘An Idiot Girl’s Christmas’ Author: Laurie Notaro Publisher: Villard (2005) Pages: 160 /
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iscovering new authors who are witty, articulate and relatable makes me happy. When I find that the “new” author is only new to me, I’m even happier because I don’t have to wait for more of their work to be released. I can simply dive right into a sea of books all by my new favorite author. This happened recently with “An Idiot Girl’s Christmas” by Laurie Notaro. Although it was my first foray into Notaro’s work, she has been around for several years with six essay collections and two novels under her belt. Her wit and charm kept me laughing, and I was awestruck by her raw honesty and razor-sharp tongue. “An Idiot Girl’s Christmas” is a collection of essays chronicling a number of Notaro’s family Christmases. She confides in her audience with relatable stories of family holidays. There’s the mother who flies off on a tangent when discussing the fire hazard of real Christmas trees versus synthetic ones and becomes overly defensive of her choice of gaudy holiday decorations. And then there’s the loving and well-loved grandmother who is confused at the stark contrast of today’s modern world and the world in which she grew up. Notaro weaves tales with hilarity, like the year she inadvertently ruined Christmas when her mom found Notaro’s crushed purse in a parking lot and assumed she was killed in a car accident. She tells of Christmas shopping with grandma, who assumes she’s being scammed by store employees when an item costs more than $20. Notaro takes readers on multiple adventures, including a disastrous gift exchange during a first meeting with future in-laws, unruly Christmas party guests who just won’t leave and a Christmas Eve emergency that leaves her wandering the crowded aisles of Kmart. Along with Notaro’s yuletide memories are her thoughts on gift giving and the correct way to throw a disaster of a holiday party — “How to throw an unforgettable holiday party and die alone in six easy steps.” She uses satire to paint a vivid picture of how the spirit of Christmas can overwhelm the masses, mainly in shopping centers, and how receiving gifts can be disastrous because “it is not the thought that counts when the thought is ‘Only a little is missing. She’ll never know I used this.’” Notaro’s smart observations paint traditional family festivities with a sarcastic, humorous twist. “An Idiot Girl’s Christmas” is a quick, light-hearted read. It may be holiday themed, but fun is for any time of year.
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