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One-way to Mars As you read here, Mars One candidate Adriana Marais is about to receive international ‘Women of Science’ recognition in Paris - turn to page 5 to find out more about her dream to call another planet home, as well as her Plett connection

Sesona’s case in court p3

Great education news p6

Local anglers style p16

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Knysna’s literary feast takes flight today P RESENTED by Pam Golding Properties Knysna, the sixth annual Knysna Literary Festival takes place from today until March 22, promising a unique literary experience to festivalgoers.

Its diverse programme includes small-group workshops, larger-group presen-

tations, informal chats with authors, and the opportunity to experience some of Knysna’s most exclusive private properties - with a dash of cuisine.

Tickets for some of this year’s highlights like Zapiro, the Delicious Word Journey, PJ Powers, Shani Krebs,

creativity workshops with Graeme Butchart, the popular ‘Fate of the Nation’ political panel discussion, and both the Lilliput Players and Hare Manje performances for children at Knysna Primary School are already sold out.

But, if you’re still sans tickets, you could find yourself in luck with a choice of five more author appearances.

Tickets are still available for: ß"Octej"42<"flQrrqukvg"Ocp/ fgnc‚" ykvj" Vqp{" Ngqp." Eqp/ tcf" Rg|wnc" Tguqtv" cpf" Urc." ;/32co"*T322rr+ Tony Leon’s unique insight into an unexplored aspect of the presidency and leadership of Nelson Mandela tells the untold stories of how South Africa’s first democratic president related to his political opponents. ß" Octej" 42<" flDgjkpf" vjg" Fqqt‚" ykvj" Ocpf{" Ykgpgt."

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Urc.";/32co"*T322rr+" Eugene Ashton, MD of Jonathan Ball, chats to awardwinning novelist Jo-Anne Richards about her book Vjg" Kocikpgf"Ejknf. ß"Octej"44<"flDcvvng"qh"Urkq/ gpmqr‚" ykvj" Ukoqp" Dncem/ dwtp." Eqptcf" Rg|wnc" Tguqtv" cpf"Urc.";/32co"*T322rr+" Listen as history comes alive when historian Simon Blackburn recounts what has been labelled as the worst single day for the British of the entire Anglo Boer War during the Battle of Spioenkop on January 24, 1900. ß" Octej" 44<" flEcnn" Kv" Nkmg" Kv" Ku‚" ykvj" Lqpcvjcp" Mcrncp."

Okvejgnnu" Dtgygt{." 34/3ro" *T322rr+" Jonathan Kaplan describes exactly what it takes to be an international rugby referee his climb to the top, the sacrifices he made to get there, his struggle with rugby management, and much more.

Tickets can be purchased online at www.webtickets.co.za, at Pam Golding Properties Knysna (5 Gray Street) or via EFT. Call 044 382 5574, email info@knysnaliteraryfestival. co.za, or visit www.knysnaliteraryfestival.co.za for more info. You can also connect with the festival on Facebook at www.facebook.com/ knysnaliteraryfestival, and on Twitter @KnysnaLitFest.

HATS OFF, MZ DOBSON! The driving force behind the Knysna Literary Festival is owner principal of Pam Golding Properties in Plett and Knysna Ling Dobson who, together with her able team, has created an event sans equal for local readers

Meet Patric Mavros

P Our 10 000 free copies are distributed every Wednesday to a multitude of outlets along the Garden Route, with emphasis on Knysna and Plett and drop-offs at *Sedgefield Tourism *Caltex StarMart in Wilderness *Lynn Schroeder, Build It and other select outlets in George *Storms River Village and Bridge in Tsitsikamma - phone 044 533 1004 (o/h) with distribution queries.

If you’ve missed out on a hard copy, read the electronic version online at www.cxpress.co.za

LETTAID Foundation and Robin Pelham-Reid present a private viewing of Patrick Mavros’ silver art and jewellery at Cornerway House on March 26, followed by a public exhibition at The Plettenberg Hotel on the 27th (10am-5:30pm, entrance free).

Patrick has donated four pieces as prizes (R100 per ticket, drawn 5:30pm on the Friday). Buy tickets at both viewings or email aconyng ham@telkomsa.net for info.

“changing the education landscape”

EVIDENCE: Well-known reporter and investigative journalist Mandy Wiener’s talk on ‘Behind the Door’ is sure to be a festival highlight.

Wiener is taking time out from her busy schedule at Eyewitness News to chat about the book she coauthored with Barry Bateman - an insightful account of what really happened to Reeva Steenkamp that fateful Valentine’s morning. ‘Behind the Door’ has received global reviews for its shocking evidence - some of which never came to light in court and personal interviews with those closest to the events.

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Wealth report confirms allure of CX Country for multi-millionaires Plett and Knysna have long been deemed premier holiday destinations for the country’s rich and famous due to the towns’ natural beauty and stellar lifestyle activities, but this assumption is now official - YOLANDÉ STANDER reports

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HIS year’s wealth report revealed that Plett and Knysna not only top the list of most popular spots the country’s in which multi-millionaires choose to purchase holiday or second homes, but the towns also feature among the top 10 most popular towns or suburbs South Africa’s affluent call home.

The report, compiled by New World Wealth, which provides information on the global wealth sector with a special focus on Africa and the Middle East, was released last week and showed 490 multi-millionaires have second homes in Plett and Knysna, almost double the number of its closest rivals.

Umhlanga and La Lucia in Kwazulu-Natal took the second spot with 250 homes and Camps Bay in the Western Cape third with 220 properties. Hermanus also made the top 10, with 30 homes.

New World Wealth head researcher Andrew Amoils said in addition to 2,060 multi-

millionaires (individuals with wealth of at least R120-million) living in SA, there were about 2,500 foreign multimillionaires that have second homes in the country.

“This means that during peak holiday months, South Africa can be home to more than 4,500 multi-millionaires in total,” Amoils said.

He added that most of the homeowners in Knysna and Plett were locals from Johannesburg and Cape Town and the top spots within the area among the super wealthy included Knysna’s Pezula Golf and Private Estates and Simola Estate as well as Plett’s Beachyhead Drive, Solar Beach and Whalerock Ridge.

Other popular estates include Fancourt in George, Arabella Country Estate near Hermanus and Pinnacle Point in Mossel Bay. Manager principal of Lew Geffen Sotheby’s Plett Steve Neufeld said with more than 300 days of sunshine a year, beautiful and safe beaches,

picturesque mountains, indigenous coastal forests, water sport facilities, an airport, quality restaurants and shops it was easy to see why Plett was so popular and why “people fall in love with it, to the extent of annual holidays and permanent residence”.

"He further said permanently based residents contribute to the local economy throughout the year. “Though some detractors complain about big houses standing empty for most of the year, these holiday homes contribute significantly to the local economy and infrastructure, and their occupants help to make a success of our summer season that keeps the town going for the rest of the year.”

Principal of Pam Golding Properties in Knysna and Plett Ling Dobson said that this report once again highlighted the fact that the region had become one of the most sought after destinations in the country. “So many surveys over the years have tes-

tified that the Garden Route, with its gems Plett and Knysna, are indeed among the top 10 most sought after holiday and lifestyle destinations. " “So many who only ever holidayed in Plett, I believe, are now considering a sustainable lifestyle. They can offer their children good schools and a healthy outdoor lifestyle. With CemAir now offering regular flights to the major cities, we are seeing more and more people considering the ease of lifestyle, as well as the secure environment that Plett offers,” Dobson said.

Plett Tourism Association chairman Peter Wallington said the reason why the region had become a popular choice among the country’s wealthy was because it was a premier, global destination which “compared favourably with similar destinations elsewhere”.

“It is a combination of geographical and environmental beauty, and its vibrant range of leisure and adventure activities, restaurants and wine estates which offers a fulfilling experience to those who live here permanently or who holiday here,” Wallington said.

The choice by multi-millionaires to visit or live in the area came with massive eco-

nomic spinoffs.

“Wealthy investors are doubly beneficial in that they do not need to earn an income in the town, but make a significant financial contribution to the town in a number of ways. Jobs are created through the construction and maintenance of homes, taking part in activities, eating

out at restaurants, and shopping in local stores.

“A proportion of real estate investors make further investments in businesses in Plettenberg Bay, creating additional employment opportunities. There is also a spinoff effect, whereby investors attract other investors.”

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HE alleged killer of eight-year-old Sesona Bhayibhile is scheduled to take his place in the dock in the Plettenberg Bay Magistrate’s Court again today.

The 18-year-old murder accused Lulama Candani was arrested on December 9 last year after he handed himself over to police following the death of the little girl from Bossiesgif. He showed officers where her body was hidden. She was stabbed to death.

Bhayibhile was last seen playing with friends near their home in Bossiesgif on December 8 and was reported missing by her mother at midnight.

Southern Cape police spokesman Captain Malcolm Pojie said at the time while local authorities had been searching for the girl, Candani’s parents also reported him missing the following day.

At about 6am on December 9, the young man handed himself over to Knysna police. He led police to Bossiesgif where he willingly revealed the spot where the body was hidden in dense bushes not far from his home.

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Six to nine at night is when criminals catch you off guard

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EWLY elected Plettenberg Bay Crime Prevention Association (PBCPA) SAPS liaison officer Mike Kantey will work closely with all other law enforcement agencies, giving priority to establishing or rebuilding neighbourhood watch groups throughout Bitou.

Said Kantey in a recent Bitou Crime Watch report: “Apart from a major incident of theft of arms from the back of Harkerville Mar-

ket, theft out of motor vehicles and break-ins remain a primary challenge in Sector 1, i.e. Plettenberg Bay residential and town area.

“Incidents of this nature occurred at Poortjies and in Julia Avenue, Bowtie, Dassen Island and Eddystone Drive recently,” he reported, adding that the only solution to eradicate this problem completely was to leave no valuables in vehicles at all.

“Break-ins are largely oc-

casioned by careless behaviour such as leaving doors and windows open, and failing to put away items within premises that are not currently being used. A little more care on the part of residents can greatly reduce this type of incident.”

Most incidents occur between 6pm and 9pm in the evening, as residents do not activate their alarms or beams during these hours. “Residents need to be particularly

cautious during this time and make sure that they take all reasonable security precautions,” warned Kantey.

Particular mention was also made of the bushy areas between Lookout Deck and The Wedge, leading on to Central Beach where opportunists roam around.

Contact the PBCPA hotline on 082 251 8134 should you spot suspicious-looking people loitering for no reason in residential areas.

Highest speed transgression in Knysna during weekend of Western Cape road blitzes

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ARCH 13 and 14 saw 15 killed on the province’s roads, while 2,548 vehicles were stopped in 26 alcohol blitz roadblocks across the Western Cape as part a Provincial Traffic Services safety campaign.

Of the 15 people who died, eight were pedestrians.

A total of 1,127 drivers were screened for being under suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, resulting in a mere 19

arrests. Brackenfell in the Cape was the site of the highest breath alcohol reading at 1.34mg/1000ml, which is five times the legal limit of 0.24mg/1000ml.

Of 608 vehicles screened for speeding, only 29 speeding offences were recorded but a total of 263 fines to the value of R330,650 were issued for various traffic violations ranging from driver to vehicle fitness.

The highest speeds record-

ed were: • 145km/h in a 120km/h zone on the N1 in the Beaufort West service area.

• 96km/h in an 80km/h zone on the N1 within the Worcester service area.

• 112km/h in a 70km/h zone on the Knysna N2 that’s 42km/h over the limit.

• 80km/h in a 60km/h zone on the N2 in the Knysna service area.

Three other arrests were made for hindering traffic officers in the execution of their duties (Somerset West), and

for assault (Beaufort West).

Of the 15 fatalities, only one took place in Eden/Central Karoo when a driver was killed near Laingsburg. In Winelands/Overberg a pedestrian died near De Doorns, while the West Coast saw the loss of one driver (Riebeeck West), and one pedestrian (Vanrhynsdorp).

Follow Safely Home on Twitter @WCGovSafelyHome under the hash tag #BeTheChange and join Mxit (search for Safely Home) for regular campaign updates.

Seen at the weekend on the N2 between Knysna and Plett...

‘Roads Scholar’ from Knysna sent this photo and shares his suspicions for personalising one’s registration number thus: • Is the owner working on the principle that lightning never strikes the same place twice?

• Advertises that the Eastern Cape is the place to get your new car at no cost?

• Advises that it would be no loss if it were stolen again - EC come, EC go!

• Tells traffic police that there’s no point in trying to collect a speeding fine.

• At R1.5-million, this vehicle is a real steal.

• How else could a non-government employee acquire such a vehicle?

• One way for a government or municipal official to circumvent the car price limits imposed on his/her job level.

• Designates that this is an official vehicle for the conveying of stolen goods...

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‘Is there life on Mars?’ and other questions that make Ms Marais get up in the morning While most of us Garden Route Earthlings will be going about our business on a fine autumn day, Adriana Marais - firstborn of Plettenberg Bay CBD dwellers Marie-Anna and Theo Marais - might well be wandering down the Champs-Élysées in Paris, France, with a particular spring in her step

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ONIGHT, March 18, Adriana Marais will be the only South African sharing the stage with some of the sharpest ladies on the planet, as one of 15 recipients worldwide of a L’Oreal-Unesco International Rising Talent Grant for Women in Science.

Last year Adriana, 31, was one of 200 Young South African achievers recognised by the Ockn" (" Iwctfkcp.

She says with a bright smile: “My research is what makes me get up in the morning.”

But another reason why her name may ring a bell to regular CXPRESS readers is our announcement in the February 19 edition that Adriana was among only four South Africans and 100 people worldwide selected for Round 3 of the Mars One project, which sets out to send people to that planet - never to return - 10 years from now.

When finally meeting Adriana in the flesh two weeks ago, it was to facilitate an 80-odd minute landline interview with Orrin Singh of Radio Lotus, conducted from the quiet of our Saturday morning CXPRESS office.

A particularly well-prepared Singh peppered Adri-

QUANTUM GIRL: Adriana Marais

ana and fellow interviewee Jonathan Weltman, CEO of The Foundation for Space Development, with complicated technical questions as well as those of a more philosophical nature.

When did you first consider leaving Earth? What are the perks and dangers of living on Mars?

While all this was going on, a whispered chat to Theo and Marie-Anna, who relocated late last year from KZN to their traditional holiday spot and the long-time home of Theo’s parents, Henri and Louise (see ‘The good doc-

In January last year, CXPRESS reported on Plett software developer Tarn Alcock’s Mars One involvement. The former Wittedrift High pupil was one of only 25 South Africans who made it into the second round of the selection process for a oneway trip to Mars (read ‘On a red planet mission: Will Tarn be part of the pod?’ in the edition of January 29, 2014 at www.cxpress. co.za). His passion for the project was also the reason that many Plett locals were aware of it in the first place.

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tor Henri Marais passes on at 99’ on page 7 of the December 3 edition at www. cxpress.co.za).

“Adriana has always been interested in things - studies, sports, travel, being social with her friends, living healthily but enjoying a good glass of wine. She’s just never been particularly keen on getting married and having babies and settling down,” explained her mom.

“At pre-primary school already, her teacher said that she ‘absorbs knowledge easily’ and that has been the case ever since.”

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HOLIDAY AT HOME: Adriana works in the Cape and KwaZulu-Natal, but has a special place in her heart for the family holiday spot in Keurbooms, where this picture with parents Theo and MarieAnna was taken two weeks ago

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Look what’s on the tab slab at Formosa Primary School!

Words & photo: Timothy Twidle

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new computer laboratory opened at Formosa Primary School in Bitou on March 9 - a function attended by local dignitaries and representatives of Computers for Africa (CFA), who had facilitated the donation of appropriate computing hardware to the school.

The equipment, comprising some 30 computer stations and ten tablets, came from The Netherlands, where CFA is based.

In European Union countries, computing installations at companies, universities

and other commercial entities are normally written down over a period of three years.

The remit of CFA is to collate the collection of such computer hardware and redirect it for further use in primary and secondary education.

CFA officers Saskia Krijger, Jef Verschuren and Ben Schotpoort flew out to South Africa from The Netherlands and hit the road to Plett for the happy function.

“Since 2013 we have supplied approximately 400 computers and printers and 10 tablets to local schools through the Bitou 10 Foundation.

“We are delighted to be involved in raising computer

literacy in order to widen the information made available for learning. Improving the quality of computer education at state schools is important in a world driven by developments in information technology,” said Verschuren.

Formosa Primary principal Colin Wildeman said that the new computer lab would help with the teaching of the school curriculum, with regard to both literacy and numeracy. “All learners will benefit from this facility and we are deeply grateful for the gift of the equipment.”

Shipment of the hardware was kindly funded by Komatsu SA and Denron.

COMPUTERS R OURS: At the opening of a new computer lab at Formosa Primary were, from left at back, teacher Leigh Dunn, Jeff Verschuren and Saskia Krijger of Computers for Africa, and Formosa headmaster Colin Wildeman with learners, Joey Koopman, Liphelo Malathini, Renaldo Bruintjies, and Noah Bosman in front

Volunteers and donors ensure better reading skills for B10F youngsters

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HE Bitou 10 Foundation, in collaboration with Volunteering SA, has implemented a new learner support programme for a group of 40 Grade 3s at Phakamisani Primary in KwaNokuthula.

Statistically, less than half of all Grade 3 kids in South Africa can read at a satisfactory level.

“Learning to read at this stage in life is vital as every child spends the first three years of their schooling learning to read and, thereafter, reading to learn,” said Volunteering SA programme coordinator Pippa Ford, who has trained 25 volunteers from the Bitou community.

Each volunteer will work with two children at a time, reading to them and practising paired and shared read-

ing. The children will work with the volunteers for 30 minutes twice a week.

They will be monitored by Pippa while using a structured early intervention literacy programme, based on the model developed by The Shine Centre, which has been recognised and endorsed by the Western Cape Education Department.

This programme has proven that, when supported by trained volunteers, the literacy levels of children who experience difficulty with reading can improve dramatically.

Phakamisani learners are taught to read and write in their mother tongue, isiXhosa, from Grade 1-3, whereafter the medium of instruction is English.

Despite the fact that they

are introduced to English in Grade 1, their command of the language will be limited by the time they enter Grade 4 unless they are continually exposed to and interact with others in English. This can severely hinder their chances of academic success.

“We are sincerely grateful to four Plett residents who have provided the funding required for this pilot programme, the 25 volunteers who are willing to donate their time, and an anonymous donor for funding the refurbishment of the building where the new learning support centre and school library will be accommodated,” said Bitou 10 Foundation CEO Kim Weyer.

The Zoe Learning Support Centre will be officially opened on April 17 at 3pm.

Notice Board • Knysna Garden Club next connects on March 25 at 9:30 for 10am, at Robert Leggat’s property Bronze Fields.

Says the club’s Elinor Clegg: “We are really excited about this meeting as Robert is well known for his beautiful sculptures. Bring chairs, refreshments and walking shoes - his garden is large and full of interesting things.”

Take the N2 towards Knysna from Plett, then take the Stromboli’s turnoff and about 10m further, turn right to-

wards Bekaru Lodge. Past Laird’s Lodge, Bronze Fields is on the left. Visitors are welcome. Call Elinor on 044 387 1966 or 082 377 8084 for info.

• PAWS will be holding a street collection on Friday March 27 from 9am to 1pm.

If you are willing to give up an hour of your time to help collect, please call Di Butlin on 082 569 2571.

• This Easter (April 2-5), as a part of the Sedgefield Slow Festival, residents and visitors can undertake a short Chris-

tian pilgrimage through the town. The route starts at the Sedgefield Christian Church, winds its way through the village and up the dune to Smutsville. The journey may be made on foot or by car.

En route will be seven stopping places, which will host representations of some of the major Biblical events marking the journey that Jesus made to Calvary. Call 082 457 9813 or email ginnyvin er@telkomsa.net for further information.

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Slow Fest now backed by Business and Arts South Africa T HE 2015 Sedgefield Slow Festival takes place from April 3-5 but, with guidance by Knysna Tourism, its organisers had already started wooing sponsors by last September.

Now, with the fest mere weeks away, the team is thrilled to welcome Business and Arts South Africa (BASA) as supporting sponsors to this year’s festival.

The BASA Sponsorship Toolkit for the Arts has been created for both arts organisations with existing sponsorship relations, and those looking for new and additional partners.

“The fact that the Slow

Festival features some sponsored events - like Spar as title sponsors of the Goukamma Traverse - but still requires additional sponsors going forward, meant that BASA could partner with us on this basis,” said festival organiser Amanda Dixon.

Explained BASA business services officer Mandisa Tshiqi: “Our Supporting Grant Programme is designed for artist or arts organisations and businesses, to assist in activating sponsorship for a cross-section of projects in different regions of the country.

“This is done by providing financial support to a project

with an already existing relationship between a business and arts organisation.

We believe that the partnership between the Slow Festival and Spar is a great one, proving mutually beneficial and rewarding for both the organisation and business.

“We thank Spar for the generous sponsorship they are lending to this event and trust that our support of the Slow Festival will assist in ensuring that Spar, as well as other businesses, will continue to invest in the arts,” Tshiqi concluded.

Contact Knysna Tourism on 044 382 5510 for accommodation requirements or visit www.slowfestival.co.za for the full programme.

Team Rogers score podium position at Chas Everitt National Awards

Plettenberg Bay’s husband and wife real estate team of Bobby and Di Rogers recently achieved a second place in South Africa in the Non-Metro Partnership Category at Chas Everitt International Property’s National Awards. John Fuller, franchisee for Chas Everitt in Plett, says they are very proud of Bob and Di who have built up an excellent support base since joining the Chas team a few years ago. ‘Bob and Di’s names have become synonymous with exceptional service, and we continually receive customer feedback praising their high levels of professionalism.’ The picture shows the remarkable Team Rogers receiving their award from CEO Berry Everitt, centre, during the function at the Maslow Hotel in Sandton.

Bob and Di can be contacted at di.rogers@everitt.co.za or on 084 033 0316.

Investor Focus

Malcolm Stewart – Investment manager at Michaelides Parker Wealth Knysna & Plett

Investment 101 - The Stories

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Part II: The Rabbi

NOTHER one of Fred’s amazing stories concerns the floods in Natal many years ago. ‘A man of the cloth’ - in Fred’s case, he was obviously a Rabbi - lived in a double storey house near a river.

It had rained consistently for many days and the river was coming down in flood.

The local Farm Watch arrived at his door with a tractor and trailer and offered him a lift to higher ground.

“Go away!” he called. “I am a man of God and He will save me.” So they went away and left him to face the rising flood waters.

As the waters rose, he climbed the stairs and was staring through his upstairs window. The NSRI arrived in their rubber duck and offered to take him to higher ground.

“Go away!” he called. “I am a man of God and He will save me.” So they went away and left him to the still-rising flood waters.

Finally, he was forced to climb onto the roof. Just as his ankles were getting wet, an air force helicopter arrived and offered to snatch him and save him from being washed away.

Again he said: “Go away, I am a man of God and He will save me.” So they were forced to leave him behind.

Eventually, he succumbed to the rising torrent.

So the Rabbi was seen storming up to the Pearly Gates. He was really angry.

“I served you all my life,” he said. “Why did you not come and save me?” he demanded.

To which God answered: “I came three times, but you did not recognise me.”

Fred’s message in this was clear: you must look at all opportunities very carefully.

Some shares that are sold down become “miss-priced” and could be bargains.

Back in January 2009, Old Mutual traded at 507 cents.

There were terrible rumours

that they were in big trouble - they had run into problems in the US and had their back to the wall.

If you had done your homework, you would have found that they had serious assets after more than a century in business and were certainly not about to go belly up.

Today, they trade at over 3800 cents.

In this type of situation one has to be very careful - as many sadly discovered during the African Bank saga.

When its share price declined there was real reason to be alarmed.

Fred was obviously concerned that I had missed some bargains and was gently telling me to do my homework properly in future.

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The solar panel says: “So, what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?”

The turbine replies: “I’m a big fan.”

This is true for all pet owners…

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JG hqnnqykpi" pqvg" ycu" hqwpf"rquvgf"xgt{"nqy"qp" c"tghtkigtcvqt"fqqt< Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.

Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object.

Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed.

I am very sorry about this.

Do not think I will continue

sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.

Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible.

I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximise space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom!

If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door.

I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

Welcome to the golden years

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FTER a meeting yesterday, I couldn’t find my car keys. I quickly gave myself a personal TicketsPassport-Money pat down.

They weren’t in my pockets, and I realised I must have left them in the car.

Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car’s ignition. He’s afraid that the car could be stolen.

As I looked around the parking lot, I realised he was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my lo-

cation, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: “I left my keys in the car and it’s been stolen.”

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice: “Are you kidding me?” he barked, “I dropped you off!”

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said: “Well, come and get me.”

He retorted: “I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn’t steal your damn car!”

You just can’t beat them

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N angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.

“So, what’ll you have?” he asked.

“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied.

So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and

threw his down in one shot.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.

“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”

“Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”

Did you hear about the calendar thief?

He got 12 months, and they say his days are numbered!

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt.

I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door: TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN:

1) They live here… you don’t.

2) If you don’t want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it “fur”niture.

3) I like my pets a whole lot better than I like most people.

4) To you, they are animals.

To me, they are adopted sons/ daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and don’t speak clearly.

News & Views

18 March 2015

‘Is there life on Mars?’

From page 5 Small wonder then that the attractive brain box, a cascade of blond dreads befitting her light and kind demeanour, completed her MSc in quantum cryptography summa cum laude, and now awaits results of her PhD in quantum biology, both from the University of KwaZulu-Natal.

She is a member of the Quantum Research Group established by Prof Francesco Petruccione at UKZN, and plans to continue doing research in quantum biology, specifically studying quantum effects in photosynthesis as well as the origins of prebiotic molecules and life itself.

Combine this with the fact that she has been dreaming ‘I feel like this is something I am meant to do rather than want to do. My whole life has been leading up to taking part in this awe-inspiring mission to call another planet home’

since childhood of living on another planet, and it comes as no surprise that Adriana is one of the remaining 100 Mars One candidates in the running to move to the red planet in 2024.

“I feel like this is something I am meant to do rather than want to do. My whole life has been leading up to taking part in this aweinspiring mission to call another planet home.”

Adriana hopes to continue her research on Mars, and possibly even contribute to the discovery of evidence that life once existed there.

Until such time, her parents and siblings and boyfriend will make the most of her engaging presence right here on earth. CXPRESS will keep you posted.

LIGHTS IN THEIR EYES Adriana wants to use the publicity around Mars One as platform to promote science in SA in general, believing education is a privilege that comes with the responsibility to share knowledge. She loves the lights in people’s eyes when sharing her story about this most ambitious project so far, and has been involved in a range of science development programmes, including lecturing physics for the Centre for Science Access at UKZN and the BHP Billiton BSc for Educators Programme in the Northern Cape. She has given over 20 talks on the Mars One project since 2014, inspiring school children, teenagers and adults around Durban to get excited about science, believe in their dreams and remember Nelson Mandela’s words: ‘It always seems impossible until it’s done.’

THE TECH TREK? ‘We will rely heavily on technology for our survival - on Mars the atmosphere is 96% carbon dioxide, the pressure 0.6% of sea level pressure on Earth, the temperature -55 degrees Celsius on average and, without a protective atmosphere the solar radiation is extreme. Humans would die fairly quickly on the surface of Mars without technology.

In spite of these challenges Mars is, in fact, the obvious destination for the next Great Trek! Humans are explorers by nature and now for the first time the possibility to colonise another planet has arisen.’

- Adriana Marais

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Social Scene

18 March 2015

People, places & events

OF ELES AND TORTOISES: Plett colours were flying high on February 28 as a strong contingent of local runners, above, pitted themselves against the Zuurberg Mountains in the Addo Elephant Trail Run. Then, last Saturday, it was time for Sedgefield’s Tortoise Tuff Challenge. Says the club’s Vicki Meggersee: ‘Plett Athletics Club runners took part in the 10km and 30km road runs and the 21km trail run. Competitive spirits were running high as the start gun sounded. The fast, flat 10km route kept our athletes’ legs moving, but the 21km and 30km routes were as tough as the name promised. Afterwards there was time to relax on the grass and cheer in fellow runners. Prize-giving was a festive affair with Plett taking home the lion’s share of lucky draw prizes. Lisa Behrens, at right, did the club proud by winning both gold and silver medals when finishing as second lady overall, and being the first female veteran home in the 21km trail run. Congratulations, Lisa!

DAY 39 OF 90 SPENT IN PLETT: Well-known singer Natalie Chapman is repeating her ambitious singing tour of 2014: 90 performances on 90 consecutive days in 90 different towns, covering 13,500km across SA. Her objective is to reach one person in each town to encourage survivors of violent and sexual crimes to speak out about their experiences while raising awareness and funds to help those who have suffered as a result of these crimes.

Plett heard her message of hope and inspiration on March 7 when Rotarian Ruby Chetty, pictured at left with Nathalie, left, hosted her at Plettenberg Bay Bowling Club on Day 39 of this year’s tour. She also visited Masizame in KwaNokuthula to share her message, and was in turn entertained by the kids’ beautiful singing.

KNYSNA KIDS’ LIT QUIZ A BALL: Hosted by Oakhill, six schools attended last month’s regional Lit Quiz. Congrats to the Greenwood Independent School team of Alya Chatz, Shannon Amoils, James Armstrong and Kate Selfe who finished fourth by a mere point. The kids were delighted by quiz master Wayne Mills who came all the way from the USA (last year he was snowed in at the airport in New York).

Apart from the hosts and Greenwood, the quiz was attended by learners from Plett Primary, Glenwood House and Holy Cross, along with an invitational team with two pupils from Riverwood School and Oakhill each.

Photo: Debbie Windvogel

A DECADE OF GOOD WORK: Cassani Motors in Plett Industria celebrated its 10-year business anniversary last week, and were joined by friends, fellow petrolheads and other associates for the joyous celebration. To make it even more special, owner Mauro - second from left with his wife Gabriella in red and son Alesandro in front - also had his parents visiting for the occasion. In the pic with the Cassani family are, from left, staffers Robin, Natasha and Eric.

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People, places & events KNYSNA CRIME FIGHTERS JOIN FORCES: Last weekend at Knysna Mall, the Community Police Forum held an awareness expo and invited local security companies to attend, just to make the public aware that everyone is working together against crime. Coastal Security raffled two Sony Blue Ray players to the folks who stopped at their stand. The winners will be announced on the Facebook page www.facebook/ ferdifonics and will also be notified by phone. In the pic, Barry and Sandy Berrange man their stand - see the advert on this page for contact details.

Photos: Gigi Lewis

DANCE THE LINE WITH ALLISON BLAIR: British-born actress Allison Blair has recently relocated to Plettenberg Bay. Allison’s acting and dancing career began in London in the 1960s. Educated at the Corona Academy Stage School in Chiswick, she went on to achieve success in London’s famed West End where she appeared in many popular productions such as ‘The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie’, ‘No No Nannette’ and ‘The Comedians Show’. She appeared regularly on British TV as both presenter and actress, in British classics like ‘Z-Cars’ and ‘Dixon of Dock Green’, and comedies like ‘The Charlie Drake Series’. Sol Kerzner first brought Allison to SA in 1979, when she appeared in Sun City’s opening show.

Before returning to the UK, she featured in the last show held at His Majesty’s Theatre in Johannesburg, playing the part of Minnie Faye alongside Joan Brickhill in a lavish production of ‘Hello Dolly’.

Allison worked with a number of local dancers and performed in SABC productions such as ‘Something Old Something New’ and ‘The David Scobie Special’. At the request of Pieter Toerien, she performed in one of his productions which toured South Africa before returning to the UK. Allison intends to keep busy and is already holding dance classes, specialising in Line Dancing, which she describes ‘the most fun way imaginable of spending an hour’.

DOING THEIR BIT FOR GERMAN RELATIONS: Gigi Lewis shared these pics and wrote: ‘We did our bit for tourism when taking a lovely German couple from Hamburg to Mawande Kondlo’s place for coffee and cake, as they had three hours to spend in Knysna before travelling on to Cape Agulhas. They very much wanted to see a township and interact with the people there. Mawande, who runs a B&B and the Roosterkoek Shack restaurant, did a splendid job of promoting Knysna’s coolest township, Khayalethu, to the Germans and a Danish couple in attendance.’ Above, the retired couple Maria and Hans-Juergen chat to Peter Lewis, right. At right, Mawande gives an insight of township life and his entrepreneurial expansion to the fascinated Germans.

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On the Soapbox

18 March 2015

Letters to the Editor

Email: editor@cxpress.co.za - Fax: 044 533 0852 - PO Box 1449, Plett 6600

Begging to differ with Mr Begley These two letters were received in response to Knysna reader Stan Begley’s letter ‘Local service: ta and no ta’, (turn to page 11 of the March 11 edition at www.cxpress.co.za) As a fairly regular customer of Harvey Travel in Knysna, I beg to differ with Mr Begley’s observations about the unfriendly staff in this office.

Knysna is a small fqtrkg and negative criticism is quickly

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and, possibly, maliciously spread. This might be a good thing when it is warranted; but warranted only when a significant number of customers over a reasonable period experience similar treatment.

Who’s dumping rubble down the ridge?

One-off, throw-away comments are often dependent on factors which might only occur infrequently, as I believe might have been the case here.

Harvey’s manager is seated in the office with all her staff and would, surely, have noted any untoward behaviour.

Did you apprise her of the incident?

I have, over the years, always experienced the utmost courtesy and professional service from the several consultants I’ve dealt with. Perhaps it’s my funny clothes, funny moustache or funny accent that produces the smiles, but they’re never lacking.

At R13 to the Euro, travel is a very serious business indeed so, unless it’s a genuine, repeatable offence, let’s not taint those people and businesses that are doing their best to make a living.

Stop by and have a cup of Joko [sic] with manager Noreen, sort things out, and earn some Frequent Voyager Smiles!

Lqjp"Ociknn."Mp{upc --The letter from Stan Begley refers. I can only say that The Lookout Deck in Plett has been our favourite restaurant for many years with impeccable and pleasant service and excellent food.

As far as Harvey Travel is concerned, the Plett shop has given us a marvellous, efficient and friendly approach on all our trips, thanks to Michelle and all the staff.

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If I were Minister of Finance...

A Plett reader shared this pic with CXPRESS and wrote: ‘Somebody is dumping building rubble down the ridge into Piesang Valley at Crows Nest Street. It is quite a load!’ The Plett Clean team was copied on the email, as they make it their mission to tackle rubbish hotspots and even clear up builder’s rubble in a bid to keep the town tidy. Read more about their work on page 6 of the March 11 edition at www. cxpress.co.za and if you can support their important cause, please deposit into the following account: Keep Plett Clean, Nedbank (branch code 198765), account no 1096711974 add your company or your name as a reference.

Hansie Slim? Shame on you!

Yes, I have only myself to blame after expressing an interest in the carved wooden fish in the local fish and chips shop in Plett.

I was offered to meet with “Hansie Grootefoote”. I met him the next day, gave him my order and deposit... Needless to say, no wooden fish and now no one knows where to find him.

When I told the lady from the fish shop I would lay a charge, she didn’t know his proper name, but said the police knew him well under this name, as he has done it many times before.

I will put that one down to experience.

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I would look at the shackles on our economy, e.g. 40% of the revenue received goes on civil servant salaries. So: Cut the civil service staff by 12.5% per annum for two years, thereby reducing it to 30%. Cut the number of cabinet ministers, deputy ministers and their privileges by 50%.

Cut the number of free airline tickets to 10 per annum, in economy class. Cut the car allowances to a maximum of R500,000 regardless of status.

Cut out free lunches countrywide. Limit hotel accommodation to three stars. Allow the President the privilege of supporting his wives on his own salary.

As South Africa is a republic and not a monarchy or feudal state, kings and tribal chiefs should be phased out, alternately supported by their own loyal subjects.

Prioritise the availability of electricity to business and mines to generate income and taxes, which are the source of the revenue the government requires. It is business that creates jobs and cash and money to spend, and reduces unemployment, not the government.

Suspend domestic electrification until Eskom can provide enough to power them.

Load-shedding should be focused on municipalities not paying their electricity bills.

Curtail wage increases to CPI + 2%, or in special circumstances to a maximum of 10%. Curtail strike action to a maximum of seven days and make labour unions pay for lateral damage caused by strike action.

Appoint staff to parastatal institutions with a proven track record of competence regardless of political affiliation or colour. Cancel all golden handshakes for incompetence, maladministration or fraud.

Pensioners over the age of 70 should be tax exempt.

All females in Parliament, the police and military are to be placed on a Banting diet with immediate effect and weighed weekly until a body mass index of 25 is achieved.

Doesn’t he know that by reducing taxes, the economy improves? By following this philosophy Nhlanhla Nene could have reduced taxes, not increased them.

But then, I’m not the Minister of Finance.

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Sport & Adventure

18 March 2015

On marlin, raggies, nationals and being the very best dressed...

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HE Plettenberg Bay SkiBoat Association (PBSA) was recently represented at SA Nationals and the Two Oceans Marlin Tournament in Struisbaai.

Nine Knysna Rock & Surf anglers took part in divisions including Masters, A-nationals, B-nationals, Development nationals, U/21 and

Ladies nationals, representing the Southern Cape and PBSA. The Master’s division took place in PE waters and sole local representative in this class Kallie Erasmus stood his ground, finishing 14th overall. Franco Duminy (U/21) finished 34th overall.

The B-nationals, Development and Ladies nationals

took place simultaneously, with Antoi Forbes as only female club representative finishing 24th overall amid tough competition.

The B-nationals proved an exciting battle during which Carlo Erasmus landed a duckbill ray of 60kg, so securing first place in this category - a massive achievement for the club.

Bruce Noble and Derick Forbes also fished well in their respective positions while Vince Fagan, chairman of the team and the club’s only angler competing in the development side, finished 28th overall.

Last but certainly not least, the BIG one: team captain Andrew Wood had exceptionally fierce competition in the A-nationals but kept his rod up to deliver sizable fish.

Andrew landed a 75kg raggie, pulling off an admirable fourth overall finish.

Then, in February, the club’s deep-sea anglers Team Catitude, comprising Mike Riley, Ted Horn, Trevor Hanson, Colin Barris and Rod Kieser, competed in Struisbaai’s Two Oceans Marlin Tournament.

Not only were they the first team to land a sizeable marlin, but ended the first day in joint first place. However, in true Cape style the weather refused to play along, allow-

BUTTERMILK WON’T MELT IN THEIR MOUTHS...

Team Catitude’s threads secured them the best dressed prize, thanks to sponsors Buttermilk Embroidery from left are Ted Horn, Mike Riley, Trevor Hanson, and Rod Kieser

WHATTA CATCH! Carlo Erasmus shows off the duckbill ray of 60kg that landed him first place in the B-nationals - a massive achievement for the club

ing but two days of fishing out of five.

So although spirits were high with lots of camaraderie among the 40 participating boats, Team Catitude failed to hang in at first place. A total of 17 marlin were caught and released during the tournament.

But thanks to generous sponsor Buttermilk Embroidery, the dapper Team Catitude dudes claimed victory of a different nature when coming first in the Best Dressed Team category.

Both teams thank the Plettenberg Bay Ski-Boat Association for assisting them in getting to their respective competitions, and hope to continue competing to share their stories of the ones that didn’t get away...

Milk and cookies complete the lures of Cairnbrogie Easter Trail Run

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HE Pennypinchers Cairnbrogie Easter Trail Run takes place for the fifth time this year. This now rather legendary run started when Cairnbrogie Farm owner Andrew Hill offered his brilliant barn and beautiful farm as venue for a trail run on Easter Friday.

One of the first trail runs in the Plett area, the longer route was only 12km that year. With the beginnings of the Robberg Coastal Corridor, the race had grown by the following year and will be remembered for its fresh farm milk and cookies, thanks to Cairnbrogie and Nguni restaurant.

With race proceeds going towards the Robberg Coastal Corridor Landowners Association, participants can enjoy the added bonus of contributing towards the conservation of this unique stretch of coastline - so unique, in fact, that only last year a brand new species of fynbos was discovered in the Fynbos Reserve they have the privilege of traversing.

The Cairnbrogie Easter Trail Run has evolved into a great, feel-good family outing, not least for the fact that the 1.5km Spur Adventure Trail on offer is pram-friendly and can be enjoyed by anyone throughout the morning.

Take note, though, that there is a mass start for all the kids who have inherited their parents’ competitive genes, with

Spur goodies up for grabs.

Also on offer are 5km and 12km options for the younger set or serious fun-runners.

At the sharp end of the trails is an 18km run sure to test the best athletes - and with R8,000 in prize money, courtesy of Pennypinchers and PPC, the organising team reports that entries from the region’s top runners are steadily flowing in.

The Pennypinchers Adventure Racing Team will again play host to about 20 students from Sterreweg Centre for kids with special needs. A real event highlight, the jury is always out: did the team or the kids have the most fun in the process?

With loads to eat and drink, including a drink of fresh farm milk and a scrumptious cookie for all finishers, this

year’s event offers a premier family outing on Good Friday morning.

The Cairnbrogie Trail Run on April 3 is the first leg of the Off the Treble Hook Challenge, sponsored by OfftheHook restaurant and Robberg Seafood. The Challenge Trophy is given to the athlete with the fastest combined times in the Pennypinchers Cairnbrogie Easter Trail Run, Pennypinchers Night MTB Relay and Pennypinchers Easter Surf Ski Challenge.

It is also part of the Plett Easter Games from April 3-5, held every year in conjunction with Plett Tourism. Email info@stanleyisland.co.za to find out about accommodation specials at Stanley Island (quote Pennypinchers Adventure) and visit www.entrytick ets.co.za enter online.

JUBILANT: Plett locals rejoice as they finish the 12km Pennypinchers Cairnbrogie Easter Trail Run - Photo: Dael Bunge