21 March 2018 by CXpress

21 March 2018

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Residents of CX Country were shocked to learn that commercial operator CemAir has been booted from Plett Airport after nearly four years of providing a vital link to major centres - read more on page 3 and 4.

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Driving Miss Crazy

Three cheers to local brewers who styled long before craft beer was cool JEEVES shares his adventures as Garden Route chauffeur extraordinaire... group of ‘not-so-hairy’ BMW bikers commissioned me to be the designated driver of one of their kombis during a recent beer-tasting mission at our famous local craft brewery, which commenced its trade way back in 1983. Sounded like fun, and I could just sit there and slurp fruit juice while they gulped down copious amounts of the famous brew. A ‘tasting’ consisted of six small glasses of different beers, plus a 500ml jar of their preferred blend at the end. But oh no, one pint wasn’t enough for these seasoned travellers - they had to delight in a full glass of ALL six! Haah, small wonder they required my services… After two hours: “Burgers all round for blotting paper, please Mr Waiter, to absorb the three half-litres of brew each of us had imbibed! And by the way, what’s going on with all the vats outside?” one of the bikers queried. (Upon our arrival at the ‘tap room’, we noticed a hive of activity in the forecourt. Large stainless steel vats were on parade, some hoisted onto trucks to be ferried away. On peeking inside the brewery, one biker observed that the whole place had been dismantled since his last visit. No wooden vats, no brewing in progress, just 50-litre kegs piled on top of each other, stacked crates of bottled beer, and numerous bubble-wrapped items - definitely something afoot.) “The brewery’s closed down,” said Waitron.

“WHAT?!” they shouted, totally aghast, eyes bulging. “They’ve stopped making beer and are relocating.” “Whereto?” He shrugged his shoulders, so another member of staff was quizzed. “I believe they’re moving back to the Industrial Area, or maybe the Cape.” “The CAPE? But there’s no bloody water there! You can’t make beer without water.” “There’s no water here either, Sir,” came the reply. One of the troop was on his phone to a buddy at the golf club. “What’s news at the 19th regarding the brewery?” We stared at him while he listened silently to his 15-handicap friend. “Thanks, Pal,” and he hung up while looking at us glumly. “Apparently there’s nothing official, but word is it’s been sold to a craft brewery in the Cape, up the West Coast. Or it’s going to be brewed by them under licence. “Word also has it that they might be moving to the Industrial Area, or that they’re going to brew small-time just for us locals at the back here next to the pub,” he said, pointing with his thumb over his shoulder. “But this pub, the tap-room, is staying put.” “Must be so,” I added. “Because I’ve seen them advertising for a manager. Surely they wouldn’t do that if they were shutting up shop?” Said Mike, the accountant: “It’s all numbers really. Rent escalates by 10-12% per annum and it becomes a kill-

er. Best to own a building. Friends of mine closed their Blues restaurant (a landmark) in Camps Bay after 30 years, because at the end they were just keeping their doors open to pay the landlord. “Also, judging by all those vats we saw outside, could be they over-capitalised. To uproot and relocate must also be costing a mint.” “Well,” said the leader of the pack, raising his glass, “here’s to Mitchell’s. They’ve served

the country well over the last 35 years. And I would ride a hundred kays for a pint of ‘90 Shillings’. Cheers to them and good luck. And whatever happens, long may they continue to brew!” They all smiled and nodded in agreement, clinked glasses, and downed their beers in formation. I detected a tear in the corner of Mike’s eye. Until next time, don’t drink and drive - you might just spill it! - Jeeves

Where in the world are Trish’s young charges now?

In the early 1970s, John Truter - health inspector at the time, and later Plett mayor - motivated and served as driving force behind the opening of the first clinic in New Horizons. Housed in a residential home, it was very basic - unlike today’s hi-tech affair! However, from these two rooms, community members were treated for all general ailments, plus TB. Pre and post-natal care was offered, babies immunised and advice given to mothers on family planning and the provision of contraceptive pills or injections. Regular home visits were also done with the clinic as base. Derek Frielinghaus shared this image of Trish Frielinghaus (then De Beer, circa 1971), who was the first clinic sister and is pictured along with two of her young patients, musing: “I wonder where they are today?” Please take note that provincial Health department pharmacies at Community Day Centres in Knysna and KwaNokuthula, as well as at Knysna Hospital will be closed on Tuesday March 27. “We encourage our clients to plan their visit before or after this date, where possible, to give staff the capacity for stock taking.” The department thanks patients for understanding and apologises for the inconvenience. All other services will continue as normal.

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‘The rash decision to terminate overnight can neither be justified nor defended’ - CemAir A move by Bitou Municipality to sever ties with CemAir this week has sparked fears of a possible tourism downturn and potential job losses - YOLANDÉ STANDER reports sponsive to enquiries. - that we have a body of work might choose to live in Plett that is impacted negatively

AIRPORT TRAFFIC: This photo of a buzzing Plett Airport was taken during December last year

ITOU announced on Saturday that it had given CemAir notice to cease operations at Plett Airport after the operator allegedly failed to honour an agreement with the municipality. Acting municipal manager Johnny Douglas issued the notice following a resolution made during a special council meeting recently. The notice instructs CemAir to cease operations with immediate effect and to vacate the airport premises within 30 days. Municipal spokesman Manfred van Rooyen explained that the operator was granted use of the airport at a fixed monthly fee, and since the company had not honoured the provisions of this agreement, council resolved to sever ties with CemAir. CemAir has since hit back, stating that the municipality had not provided a reason for the termination. “The municipality’s media statement however states that CemAir ‘failed to honour an agreement with the municipality’. Although several requests have been made to Bitou to provide a copy of such agreement, at the time of writing, nothing has been produced,” the operator said in a statement. The CemAir team further

said that on March 27, 2014 the operator signed a written agreement with Bitou Municipality for the provision of a schedule air service to Plett by making use of the airport. “The agreement outlined the terms of use of the aerodrome and gave CemAir use of the facilities at no cost. Little maintenance had been performed at the airport in the previous decade and substantial improvements were required. “The no-fee structure was an essential pre-requisite for CemAir to launch the service and make the necessary infrastructural upgrades to the airport. The entire cost of restoring the facility rested with CemAir. “Everything from the paint on the walls, to repairs of the roof, to installation of the gate onto the apron was provided by CemAir.” The operator stated that in February of last year, CemAir proposed new terms for the use of the airport which included a five-year minimum lease and a fixed-fee arrangement, which was to be governed by a new formal agreement. “Although the municipality undertook to negotiate the new agreement, this never took place and the municipality became unre-

“The municipality did however attempt to unilaterally accept the payment offer from CemAir without binding themselves to any duration or performance obligations as outlined in the offer. It is this amount they now seek to recover as the so-called ‘provisions of an agreement that CemAir has not honoured’.” The statement further read that direct payments made by CemAir to provide airport infrastructure - ordinarily the obligation of the airport owner - far exceeded the amount now being claimed by the municipality. “The rash decision to terminate overnight what has taken so long to develop can neither be justified nor defended. If the municipality had honoured its undertakings to continue with negotiations and reach an agreement, this situation would not exist. Even so, this relatively simple impasse could so easily have been resolved through dialogue and partnership. “However, the municipality has chosen a path that is neither beneficial nor considered and that will ultimately result in loss and inconvenience to the very people they are charged to serve.” Since news of the decision broke, residents have expressed concern over the impact this move could have on tourism - the town’s biggest economic driver. Plett Tourism chairman Peter Wallington said they were not consulted on this “at all”. “I think it would be better for Plett, as opposed to narrow interests, if the various stakeholders worked together, particularly in areas of common concern. “It is as true of Plett Tourism as it is of other stakeholder groups - environmental, business, community etc.

and skills which we think can enhance Plett as a whole - but only if we are engaged, and engaged meaningfully,” Wallington said. He added that there was “no doubt” that CemAir had made a difference in Plett in many ways. “Obviously for tourism, as it broadens our appeal if visitors can fly in and out. It also makes Plett more attractive for commuters, who

while their work is elsewhere. It is good for Plett people to have access to direct links to other towns. “Clearly CemAir’s traffic numbers tell you of the compromise to many that will have to be made. As to impact, some people will obviously not visit Plett at all or consider Plett as a home destination. “Just as importantly, it is the marketability of Plett

- it is not just those who have used the air service, but those who we and others market the service to as part of the Plett package. “Ultimately, the less appealing Plett is or becomes, there is the possibility of less revenue coming into the town - and that has consequences for employment, among other issues.” (For more on this topic, turn to page 4.)

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CemAir’s contribution to Bitou EMAIR has sponsored Plett’s lifeguards for the past three years and in 2017, added support to enable protection at main beaches. According to a statement released on Monday, the operator’s contribution to Bitou also include the following: • In 2016, 150 of Bitou’s disadvantaged children and poorest citizens were taken on their first-ever flight. • In the same year, CemAir organised the Mayoral Golf Day which raised over

R400,000 for the Bitou Mayoral Education Fund. • During the fires of 2017 CemAir flew 40 tons of relief supplies to the area at no cost, while its fire engine was used to protect people and property; houses were saved by CemAir staff using the CemAir fire engine risking their own lives to help. • During these fires, CemAir also provided 10,000 litres of jet fuel (at cost) to the airborne fire rescue team as the airport tanks ran dry.

BEFORE AND AFTER: The photo at left was taken in February 2014; the photo above shows the upgraded interior in 2017

Mixed feelings from those ‘not using’ same as using municipal inKhaya Mbesi CemAir service frastructure and not paying HE council resolution forcing CemAir to vacate Plett Airport due to alleged breach of agreements elicited conflicting emotions from KwaNokuthula residents. Thabisa Nciya: “I saw this issue on Facebook and I feel bad about it. Many people will struggle to get to Plett by air and will have to use George Airport for travelling to Plett. I am not using the service, but those used to

having it will be devastated. It was so much closer to us than flying to George.” Ntombekhaya Aries: “They should work together to resolve the issue. The business should have been disciplined and adhered to their commitments of paying the municipality. What have they been doing with their service fees? They would not allow anyone to get on the flight without paying - it is the

the municipality for it. Yanga Mtshawu: “I am unemployed, so I am worried about those who were employed by CemAir. Some of them have big debts - how will they pay this off? “The problem is not theirs, it’s the company’s fault. Some people have families to look after. The company must be loyal to the municipality. We all pay rent and services. Why can’t they pay?”

Vital Plett air service in free fall OW is it technically possible that an essential air service to Plett - one which has reconstructed our airfield and airport building at their own expense; supported lifesavers, mayoral golf days, and fire-fighters; brought 65,000 passengers to our town; and encouraged over 100 families with commuting breadwinners to settle here permanently is no longer operational? How is it technically possible for such a vital service to be summarily terminated? Granted, there may be some outstanding issues to be settled between the directors of CemAir and Bitou’s acting municipal manager. Any negotiated agreement needs occasional review. Yet, any municipal manager - whether ‘acting’ or otherwise, and despite being aided

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and abetted by the head of Strategic Services and the Chief Whip of the governing party in council - cannot do so without public approval and popular consent. Our very constitution forbids it. No decision of such critical importance to the life and soul of a tourist resort can possibly be taken without popular consultation and consent. At the very least, Bitou Municipality and its council should have called a public meeting, with specific invitations issued to the Plett Tourism Association, Guest Accommodation Association, the Plettenberg Bay Ratepayers Association and Business Chamber, the Plett Hangar Owners, and other Interested and Affected Parties. One is inevitably left with the feeling that democracy is

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only popular when it’s election time; that in-between elections, deals are struck behind closed doors and announced by way of private correspondence, which is then inevitably leaked by mistake to investigative journalists by virtue of the porous social media and willing employees on conditions of anonymity. Well, ladies and gentlemen of the professional political and bureaucratic class, here is the latest news. The people of Plett have spoken out against pit-bull fighting. We spoke out against Roodefontein and the small-boat harbour. We marched against state capture. We’ll march in support of CemAir, if we have to. Because we know more than you do about being the best together.

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Easter Weekend hails the return of Garden Route’s awesome Brown-Hooded Kingannual Walking Fest the fisher Trail or Circles in the

A TREK FOR EVERY TASTE: A programme of 50+ walks includes unusual sorties such as the Walk with Poetry and Sketching in Nature Walk, but those with loads of energy to expend should tackle the tougher hikes along our rocky coast

OUTH Africa’s only walking festival is becoming the ‘not-to-miss’ event on the Garden Route over Easter. Home to the country’s most famous trails and hikes, the festival celebrates the region’s iconic walks and appeals to adventure lovers and walkers of every kind, offering an exciting programme suitable for everyone in the family, from beginners to seasoned hikers. “Walking festivals are a big trend globally, and the Hi-Tec Garden Route Walking Festival is the biggest of its kind in the Southern Hemisphere it’s a massive undertaking that involves the support and involvement of local guides and communities,” comments festival founder Galeo Saintz. “There are walks on offer every day all along the coast from Mossel Bay, George, Wilderness, Knysna and Plett to Nature’s Valley. Hi-Tec, a brand that literally means ‘hiking’ in South Africa, has made it possible for us to offer a wide range of walks catering to all levels of fitness

and experience.” The Garden Route is one of the world’s great walking destinations, with its incredible mountains, secret forests, cascading waterfalls, coastal cliffs, amazing beaches and famous trails are ideal for such a festival. And apart from exploring this natural beauty, the HiTec Garden Route Walking Festival also showcases the true hospitality of the region, with many local volunteers involved. “Joining these volunteers in their support are several tourism associations - including Wesgro, who showed their support from day one. Now an annual event, this is a sure vote of confidence for a festival that highlights the many year-round walks we all love,” says Saintz. There really are walks for everyone, and those not to be missed include a Moonlight Meander and the brisk hikes up the region’s highest peaks, such as the George Peak Challenge and the Peak Formosa Adventure in the Tsitsikamma region. Traditional walks include

Forest Elephant Walk, and for the more intrepid, there is a Keurbooms to Nature’s Valley walk. A collection of festive walks such as the Hi-Tec Coastal Pirates Treasure Hunt is perfect for Easter Sunday and promises a whole lot of fun with friends and family on Keurbooms Beach. The programme of over 52 walks includes many unusual saunters, such as the Walk with Poetry, the Island Bird Walk, and the Sketching in Nature walk. For those with an adventurous spirit and spring in their step, tough hikes along the rocky coast are a must. “Everyone is welcome the Garden Route Walking Festival is about building a connection between our diverse communities, and between ourselves and wild nature,” says Saintz. The festival benefits Garden Route-based environmental charities and conservation projects by showcasing their work and facilitating donations to them by walkers. All outings are led by local volunteer walk leaders or professional walking guides who share their knowledge of the region and their passion for the outdoors. “Join us for a fun time out, meet new friends and discover hidden gems off the beaten track. This festival is ideal for families and everyone keen to discover new trails,” concludes Saintz. Festival dates are March 30 to April 2; register at www.walkingfestival.co.za (free but required in order to coordinate numbers) most walks are free, while others require SANParks or CapeNature permits or guiding fees. Registration within the next week will put you in line to win great prizes from SANParks and Hi Tec, so don’t delay, register today! Turn to p11 for additional information.

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New life for Bossiesgif crèche Words & photos: Khaya Mbesi

FULL LAUNCH REGALIA: Young charges of the New Life Day-care Centre celebrated launch day in colourful traditional attire

N after-care feeding facility in Bossiesgif was transformed into a day-care centre with the help of German visitors to Plett, who raised R800,000 for this purpose. Now called the New Life Day-care Centre, it accommodates nearly 100 kids from this indigent Plett township. During the launch event Thandiswa Gqukani, who started the original facility, shared how meeting German couple resident in Plett, Stephan and Elizabeth Wentz, revealed that they had much common ground. “I told Stephan and his wife what had been laid out for me to do. I told them my heart is with children - I want to look after them. They said their vision in Plett is to work with kids and young people for the betterment of the future generation. “I had 10 kids in the beginning, but now I’m dealing with 95 kids daily. They saw us struggling with space and introduced us to the team at JAM [Joint Aid Management] - a forum of dedicated people working towards improving lives of children in South Africa and the world.” Now Gqukani has a professional pre-school with six classrooms and bathrooms and a yard where the kids will play on a green grass. “With patience, God’s help does come. I am speechless today - I never thought a project that started so small would end up like this. God has been with us on every step of the way,” she said, and thanked all the people who have been supporting her, as well as shops in the neighbourhood for providing the crèche with food. Good Samaritan from Germany Sabine Wentz brought along 17 compatriots to effect the make-over and to raise funds. “We also feed 1.3-million children throughout Africa, so taking care of our next generation. We encourage the youth not just to give birth, but to be sure they can manage to raise and support their children, so that they can reach for the stars.” Sabine Wentz said she observed that kids did not have the life they deserved. “Children deserve a safe life. The primary goal for children is to play. We are here to build a safe space for them to play and to grow.” She encouraged parents to keep the space clean for their kids and urged the community to look after the centre. “If you don’t, you will be in trouble with the Germans who are helping to build an infrastructure here,” she said with a smile.

YOUNG AND OLD: Curtis Klein and little Sinelethu Stoffels attended the New Life Daycare Centre’s launch

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Notes on all things Fiscal - and the dangers of too much knowledge Stuart Murray

HE other day I said to my wife: “I think that it’s time for some Fiscal Consolidation.” “I’ve no idea what you’re talking about,” she replied. “But if it’s what I think it is, forget it. At your age…” “I am suggesting that it’s time to consider and plan our financial situation in order to improve our medium and longterm monetary outlook.” “You mean cut down on the housekeeping?” “Not quite. I am suggesting

that we take a more measured approach to our consumption spending. Our GDE has gone out of control.” “Can we start with beer consumption?” she replied in that acidic tone which warned of gathering storm clouds. “Have you been carried away by that Mr Gigab-whatever’s budget? Anyway, what on earth is GDE?” “It stands for Gross Domestic Expenditure. And my appraisal of the household accounts suggests that we have a gross

First quarter marks vote of confidence in economy USINESS confidence in the Western Cape grew by a record number of points in the first quarter of 2018, despite the province being in the midst of a drought disaster. According to the Bureau for Economic Research, business confidence in the province rose by 15 points, reaching the 50-point mark for the first time since 2016. Points pertaining to the whole of South Africa also rose sharply (by 11) in a survey of 1,700 executives in the five most cyclicallysensitive sectors of the economy. Said Economic Opportunities minister Alan Winde: “This score shows one of the biggest increases in business confidence recorded in the province in the past four years, reflecting a better national political situation, sustained focus on growing our economy, and ensuring that the Western Cape is an excellent place to do business.” Wesgro CEO Tim Harris said the growth in confidence in the province and country was very positive for the regional economy. “This boost in business confidence demonstrates that our city and province are open for business, despite the drought. The increase to a score of 50 is also a demonstration that many businesses are looking forward to president Cyril Ramaphosa implementing pro-growth policies. “We are particularly excited about his focus on boosting investment into the country, and growing the tourism sector. As the official tourism, trade and investment promotion agency for the Cape, we are ready and

household deficit, strongly suggesting that we must take steps to adjust and consolidate. In other words, we will have to underspend.” “How do you underspend?” I ignored the undertone of sarcasm and soldiered on, in spite of the faint alarm bells singing in my good ear. “It’s quite simple, dear, once one applies oneself to Fiscal Discipline.” “I see. And would that Fiscal Discipline apply to late lunches with your mates on Fridays?” Ignoring the sarcasm - quite uncalled for under the circumstances - I pressed on. “To put it in perspective, darling, Fiscal Deficit is the gap between our total spending

and the sum of our income. To go further, in economic terms we determine between planned and nonplanned expenditure…” “Please stop burbling,” she interjected, adopting a warning armscrossed stance. “What you mean is that we’re spending too much and that we need to cut down?” “Yes dear,” I smiled - placatingly, I thought - “but more than that… we not only need to underspend, but we must take a close look at our debt servicing costs if we are to improve our overall fiscal situation. We must plug our Revenue Gap.” “We could,” she countered with the glimmer of a smile, “go back to Fiscal Equilibrium.” “Er, what on earth’s that?” “It’s the old-fashioned practice of

household harmony,” she retorted. “I run the house, cook and clean, pay the bills, spoil the grandchildren. And you get a job and bring in the cash.” “But I’m retired; we’re pensioners; I’m way past working age; nobody would hire me…” “Not at all, dearest. You’ll have no trouble at all landing a part-time post. Afternoons would be ideal. After all, with your detailed and expert knowledge of Fiscal matters, you’ll be snatched up in no time at all. I’ll put the word out to the ladies at the Garden Club; they’ll be thrilled to help.” Sometimes too much knowledge can be a dangerous thing! • Stuart Murray (stuartmurray 758@gmail.com) is a former senior assistant editor of Financial Mail and co-founder, editor, and CEO of Finance Week. He is retired and lives in Plettenberg Bay.

waiting to assist with this important task.” As part of his drive to ensure that the Western Cape continues to be viewed as a world class investment destination, Winde is meeting with ratings agencies to detail the Western Cape and the City of Cape Town’s response to the drought situation. Moody’s cited the drought and its impact on key sectors of the economy as a risk in its January statement. In its report released on March 13, sentiments around the drought were more positive, noting the responses by the public, government, and private sector. Winde together with premier Helen Zille, ministers Ivan Meyer and Anton Bredell, and City of Cape Town officials last week met with representatives from Moody’s to brief them on the impact of the drought on the local economy, and mitigation plans in place to protect the economy. “Provincial and local government-level initiatives have been significantly bolstered by the public’s concerted efforts to save water,” said Winde. Harris added: “Boosting investor confidence in our region is a top priority for Wesgro, and we will be working closely with all stakeholders to get the message out that the Western Cape is open for business. “Our world-class infrastructure, skilled workforce, high levels of broadband connectivity, and growing economy present a compelling case for any investor looking to access opportunities in South Africa and elsewhere on the continent.”

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The wise chauffeur renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his chauffeur, who listened in awe to every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics. Then one day, the chauffeur approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening’s lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for a while, the

chauffeur handled himself remarkably well. When it came time for questions from the guests, a woman in the back asked: “Is the epistemological view of the universe still valid in an existentialist world?” “That is an extremely simple question,” the chauffeur responded. “So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer it - which is exactly what he will do.”

Captain it would appear that this virus is eminating from Enterprise itself!

Who do you want to play? TEVEN Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. “Who do you want to play?” Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.

“I’ve always been a big fan of Chopin,” said Bruce. “I’ll play him.” “And you, Sylvester?” asked Spielberg. “Mozart’s the one for me!” said Sly. “And you?” Spielberg asked Schwarzenegger. Arnold replied: “I’ll be Bach!”

In the eye of the beholder ADDY is driving home, drunk as a skunk, and suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another... A traffic officer pulls him over as he veers

about all over the road. Paddy tells the officer about all the trees in the road. The cop replies: “For goodness sake, Paddy, that’s your air freshener swinging about!”

Finally, a good Trump joke? ONALD is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts: “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would-

be assassin and he is captured on the spot. Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks: “What in the hell made you shout ‘Mickey Mouse’?” Blushing, the agent says: “I got nervous. I meant to shout ‘Donald, duck!’”

A whole lot of room in there HEN Mary was pregnant, her fiveyear-old, Billy, was utterly amazed and a little bit disbelieving that his sister was growing in his mom’s tummy. So one day when the baby was especially active, she asked Billy to place his

tiny hands on her tummy to feel the baby kick. But when he did, the baby was suddenly still. “Oh, Billy, she must have decided to take a nap,” shrugged his mother. “A nap?” Billy marvelled. “You mean there’s a bed in there, too?”

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A TRULY AMAZING DAY: When Plett Primary teacher Bianca le Roux married her “best friend” Pieter Vollgraaff on March 3, the prevailing sentiment was, “I have found the one my soul loves” (Song of Solomon 3:4). The couple tied the knot during a most beautiful ceremony at Dirt Therapy surrounded by close family and friends. Before the bride and her father walked down the aisle, Bianca’s grannies strew rose petals in their capacity as gorgeous flower girls. “Thank you to each and every person who made our special day so unforgettable - especially to my parents for all their hard work,” said Bianca, pictured with Pieter at right and with dad Paul and sisters Zandalee and Amber le Roux below.

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PAWS SHOWS APPRECIATION: On Saturday March, Plett Animal Welfare Service chair Di Butlin hosted a party for the PAWS Charity Shop team at her house in Harkerville. For the past three years the shop, founded by Roger Davis, has made a substantial financial contribution towards operating costs. Di, on behalf of the PAWS committee, presented a certificate of appreciation to Roger and paid tribute to him, saying: “Roger has worked tirelessly to create a highly-effective and successful business that provides a new income flow for PAWS. We are enormously grateful to him and his wonderful volunteers for their important contribution.” In his response, Roger said that he could not have achieved anything without his team of over 20 shop volunteers. Certificates of appreciation were also presented to shop manager Sandra Lawrence and the volunteers before everyone sat down to a delicious lunch. Pictured from left are Sandra, Roger, and Di.

Photos: Reafon Brendon Gates - Humble Vision Media

FASHION ‘R’ US: Creativity in Plett got a huge boost when world-renowned designer David Tlale, left, in conjunction with local entrepreneur Mpumelelo Mvunelwa presented a workshop at Plett Catholic Church recently. Attendees from far corners of the region were mesmerised and inspired by Tlale’s words on the discipline and focus required to build a successful brand. “The world is hungry for us, they want new things that they hope Africa can bring, especially South Africa,” he said, adding that Plett was his first stop after returning from a business trip to Paris. Tlale comes from a poor township in Gauteng, but now lives in Sandton and plies his trade worldwide, working around the clock to ensure his brand stays alive on the international fashion scene. His designs have been showcased in the US and Europe, and thanks to the initiative of Mpumelelo and her able FriCreatives team, he could spend two full days with nearly 50 people who signed up for the Plett workshop. Bitou deputy mayor Jessica Kam Kam, also in attendance, said: “It’s absolutely amazing what Mr Tlale did here. He is a star. We thank him for his effort and time to develop creative talent in our region.” Nada Jujwana from Kwano was also impressed. “He is not a fake. We were inspired to grow and to focus. This is not about glitz and glamour - education is key. I have started my ready-to-wear brand in 2011 and am busy building my studio in Kwano now.” Pictured above from left are Melissa and Monica Medea of FriCreatives, Role Model Foundation director Chantal Witthuhn, and Leela Verity of FriCreatives. Founder Mpumelelo Mvunelwa is not pictured, but told CXPRESS that David Tlale has been invited back to Plett next month for a followup workshop to prepare for a fashion show as part of July’s Plett Mad Festival. Email fricreatives18@gmail.com or call 076 808 5978 and visit the FriCreatives Facebook page for updates. Also see the gallery at www.cxpress. co.za for more images. - Khaya Mbesi

ENTERTAINMENT

21 March 2018

Catch two amazing artists on a return visit to Knysna HE Knysna Plett Concert Series presents cellist Peter Martens and pianist Bryan Wallick on Monday March 26 at its normal venue of Knysna’s Dutch Reformed Church hall in Fichat Street. This is their second visit in less than two years, having performed a concert along with violin master Sergey Malov in September 2016. Peter Martens showed his talents early in life when winning a scholarship to participate in a World Youth Orchestra in the United States, where he played lead cello. He later studied in Salzburg and performed with the Austrian Ensemble for Modern Music, Salzburger Musici Chamber Orchestra of South Af-

WHITE AND BLACK KEYS WIZARD: Bryan Wallick studied at Juilliard in New York and London’s Royal Academy of Music

CHAMBER MASTER: Peter Martens is artistic director of the Stellenbosch International Chamber Music Festival

rica, and Camerata Tinta Barrocca. Peter is currently artistic director of the Stellenbosch International Chamber Music Festival. Bryan Wallick, originally from the United States,

studied at Juilliard School of Music in New York and at the Royal Academy of Music in London. Not only a brilliant pianist, Bryan has also studied synaesthesia - a curious condition where there

is a mingling of the senses due to cross-wiring in the brain, resulting in the ability to experience two or more sensory experiences with a single stimulus. Together they will play Rachmaninov’s Sonata for Cello and Piano in G Minor, Brahms’s Sonata No 1 for Piano and Cello and Bach’s Suite for Solo Cello in E Flat Major. “Wonderful musicians, wonderful music!” enthuses Knysna Music Society chair Penny SmytheRathbone, adding that this third concert of the year is guaranteed to be as fabulous as the first two in the 2018 series so far. Tickets are sold at the door from 6:45pm - adults pay R150 and scholars R30. The performance starts at 7:30pm.

Entertainment Diary • Plett’s Soil Soul Society presents a one-hour film on the visit to Japan by Satish Kumar (editor of Resurgence & Ecologist magazine, and founder of Schumacher College) in which he discusses sustainable living. This amazing documentary will be shown at 4:30pm on Friday March 30, Saturday March 31 and Sunday April 1 - call

Jean on 072 195 7722 for information on the venue and other details. • Imagine living in an underprivileged community with no way to express your inherent creativity? What would you do with your frustration, and is there a positive and sustainable way of harnessing this talent? Lunchbox Theatre has initiated an After School

Activities Programme, fondly known as ASAP (watch the video by clicking on ‘workshops’ at www.lunchbox.org.za and experience the joy, energy, passion, commitment, fun, and thrill of learning these young performers exhibit). Tragically, ASAP may grind to a halt because of lack of funding. For only R50 a month per child, you can Adopt

a Dancer or an Actor and continue this programme, of so much value to hundreds of kids in various Bitou communities. You can’t possibly buy anything more treasured with this small donation, so please help keep ASAP going As Soon As Possible by visiting www.lunchbox.org.za/share-yourlunchbox and clicking on the ‘donate’ button.

CXPRESS

21 March 2018

CLASSIFIEDS

ON THE SOAPBOX

21 March 2018

Letters to the Editor

CXPRESS

Email: editor@cxpress.co.za - Fax: 044 533 0852 - PO Box 1449, Plett 6600

Telkom accounts department on the ball... I thought your readers might find this amusing: In November my land line was terminated and I paid a final Telkom account. By December, I received a six-page invoice for

R1.68 - which I ignored. In January, I received another six-page invoice for R1.71, with 0.03c interest having been added. Once again I ignored this, only to receive an invoice in

A new take on ‘accessorising’

John Magill from Knysna shared this silliness… “Are you one of those many neglected parties who are trying to hold a so-called conversation with a ‘mobile phone addict’? Well, suffer no longer - learn to accessorise! Now available from a cellphone supplier near you is a revolutionary new product called ‘Access-YourEyes’. Sold in packets of two or more pairs are circular ‘stickers’ - one side covered with an adhesive, the other with Velcro. To become part of a conversation simply apply one of these aids to your own forehead and the other to the back of the offending mobile ‘phone. Stick up for your dignity! To enhance the experience and add reality to the scene, you may want to nod or shake your head from time to time…”

Ban fouling four-legged threats, not thunderclaps The letter to the editor in CXPRESS of February 21 that called for the banning of fireworks left me with mixed feelings [turn to page 11 of that issue at www.cxpress.co.za]. The writer stated that fireworks caused trauma, abuse, and fatalities to pets - and she may be right. However, what about the trauma I have to endure as a result of dogs’ incessant barking day and night? I’ve been reading newspaper reports about people being attacked by ferocious dogs, in some cases leading to maiming and even death. A poor Knysna lady lost her arm as a result of one of these attacks. What’s more, I am often bothered by dogs on beaches where signs saying leashes are required, are totally ignored. Not to

mention the many people who don’t clean up after their dogs have fouled up the beach. Then there are those incidents when one is walking quite calmly alongside fenced properties, only to be startled by a dog appearing out of nowhere, snarling and barking. Fireworks are traditionally set off on November 5 and during some other annual celebrations, BUT annoying dogs are there 365 days a year. So which should be banned? In Knysna we have had several thunder storms over the last couple of months, with crashing and booming sounds far louder than any fireworks I have ever heard. Is the next plan for us to go to church and request the banning of thunderstorms? ‘Richard’, Knysna

February for R1.74, with another 0.03c interest added… I decided to write off this huge loss and paid the amount in cash. Guess what? I’ve just

received the March account, a six-page invoice for 0.01c. I wonder what interest they’ll add to this next month! Dave Harrow, Plett

Who, how, why curtail our surfing, gliding fun?! It is with disappointment and sadness that we write this letter as long-time visitors and residents of the beautiful seaside resort that is Plettenberg Bay. We have noticed, particularly of late, that the colourful spectacle provided by the billowing sails of wind-surfers and kite-boarders no longer appears. This familiar and wonderful sight on windy days used to instantly lift the spirits. It seems the energetic adventure seekers we used to watch enjoying the sea and the beaches are becoming somewhat of an endangered species. What has happened to these fun-loving thrillseekers? Have surfers and kiteboarders ever damaged our shoreline with their gay abandon and crazy joy and, if so, how? And the gliders that silently slide through the air above our shores, only breaking their silence to honk a warning to bathers of the presence of a shark - why now have they, too, been deleted? Is it possible that the very life that sustains us and the energy that drives us forward is slowly being eroded by unnecessary bylaws and legislation? Surely not! The beaches and the sea and the tides have not changed, so what then has? What is the reason

for the curtailing of fun - the fun and laughter that draws this wonderful young energy to Plett? Who or what qualifies these decisions and who has dictated these MOST ludicrous of laws in our town? No wind-surfers or kite-boards because of a wake! Gliders are grounded because of a potential danger to bathers, sunlovers, boaters, hikers… it’s absurd! These same gliders are responsible for providing an invaluable service throughout our very busy and lucrative season: warning happy holidaymakers of sharks lurking in the backline. We would love to know who initiates this nonsense that outlaws unadulterated fun that is healthy and that harms no-one. Who drives these ‘laws of ludicrousness’ and ensures their enforcement? Who is responsible for this authoritarian and autocratic rule that is being imposed on Plettenberg Bay and why is it being allowed to continue? Local business reported a poor 2017/18 season; small wonder, as we are not seen to be inviting those who love having fun. Is Plett becoming a last resort instead of an adventure holiday resort? We hope not. ‘Very Concerned Locals’, Plett

Where is Plettenberg Bay? Gone, it would seem… Either Helen Zille has sold the crown jewels, or someone didn’t do very well in Geography 101. But whatever the reason, according to Checkers, Plettenberg Bay - and, indeed, Beacon Way - have now landed up in the Eastern Cape [turn to page 7 of the March 14 edition

at www.cxpress.co.za]. So for better or worse, we can no longer “Check-check a Checkers just down our street!” Graham Ash, by email (We did inform the powers that be that the border to the Eastern Cape is in fact at the Bloukrans Bridge, and that Plett is part of the Western Cape. - Eds.)

The only pharmacy in Main Street

CXPRESS

SPORT & ADVENTURE

21 March 2018

BUCO Adventure Weekend

Whether racer or spectator, you’re sure to boost good #SoundstheCall cause O one should ever forget the fires that caused havoc on the Garden Route in June 2017. To this end, the not-for-profit #Sounds-theCall campaign has continued working tirelessly to ensure that the five Fire Management Units (FMUs) and Fire Protection Associations (FPAs) in Bitou are better prepared when next nature ignites.

Funds have been raised through various channels, and Associated FMUs chairman Steve Ritky says we are way better prepared than we were this time last year. “And with ongoing support from #SoundstheCall, we will continue to improve the resources available to Bitou’s volunteer fire fighters.” For all these brilliant rea-

sons, organisers of Easter’s BUCO Adventure Weekend have selected #SoundstheCall as one of the event’s major beneficiaries - especially since, on June 7 last year, activity hub Cairnbrogie Farm was in the midst of the fire storm. To bolster this effort, the beautiful Cairnbrogie Barn and courtyard will host numerous stalls and fun activi-

READY FOR NEXT FIRE CALL: This Buffel, dedicated to fallen fire-fighter Bradley Richards, received a complete make-over after last year’s conflagration, the essential rebuild facilitated by funds raised through the tireless efforts of #SoundstheCall

ties for young and old. “With our sports events, we try and cater for the whole family, but we realise that there are many others who would love to come out to Cairnbrogie and enjoy the atmosphere of the events in this scenic countryside setting. “So this year, there will be something for everyone’s tastes and entertainment, even if they don’t take part in any of the runs and other sports challenges on offer,” explains James Stewart of Muddyfoot Adventures. Apart from the traditional fare of scrumptious Spur

burgers, world-class pasties from The Pie Shop, soft serves, Slush Puppy, pancakes, boerie rolls and a baker’s corner will ensure that neither athletes nor spectators have half a chance of going hungry. Toast Events will be on hand to thrill the younger set with a jumping castle, face painting, sweets and treats and other kiddies’ entertainment. Plus, the pump track will be open for the more adventurous kids. Angel Hands will massage the weary limbs of participants before or after their races, but you don’t have to

be a sporto to sign up for a relaxing pamper session with Debbie on festival day. Various arts, craft and clothing stalls will cater for the browsers, while the #SoundstheCall crew will be raffling great prizes and selling the coffee table book featuring some amazing images from June 2017. BUCO Adventure Weekend and all stallholders will make significant contributions to the #SoundstheCall cause. If you have cool goods to flog and haven’t booked your stall yet, call 082 222 6555 to ensure your spot in the courtyard. The trail runs and MTB races of this year’s BUCO Adventure Weekend take place at Cairnbrogie on Saturday March 31 from 8:30am (trail runs 1.5km up to 16km, kids bike race 1:30pm - X-Country style laps, MTB rally ride 25km from 3:30pm). Bring the whole family for a great day out while supporting an excellent cause. Visit www.muddy footadventures.co.za for more information and to enter online.

Let’s back Nathan’s quest for higher highs! CXPRESS is proud to introduce 13-year-old Wittedrift High School student Nathan Roman - the best U14 high jump athlete in the entire Western Cape Province! Two weekends ago, Nathan competed at the WP Athletics Trials in Paarl, where he proceeded to qualify for the South African Champs with a massive 1.78-metre jump. This feat means that Nathan will now participate in the U15 age group during the SAs held at McArthur Athletics Stadium in Potchefstroom, North West Province, from today ‘till March 24. Mom Lien Roman is a single parent who runs a day-care centre for the children of underprivileged women in Kurland Village. Nathan’s trip to Potch has depleted her meagre salary so if you’re in a position to assist this deserving mom-and-son team financially, please call Lien on 073 826 1643 for bank details or any other information. Nathan’s school and town can be exceptionally proud of his awesome athletic accomplishments thus far, and we hold collective fingers crossed that his SAs experience surpasses all expectations.

Jeffrey’s Bay bowlers claim Plett 6s crown

Derek Rushton of Plett Bowling Club reports that their prestigious 6s Competition was played in the best spirit imaginable over three days earlier this month, and attracted teams from as far as Barrydale and St Francis. “A slightly smaller field this year was due to other commitments in the district, so sincere thanks are due to all the teams who competed. We’re indebted to our generous sponsors Personal Trust and Knysna Lifestyle Estate, who matched cash raised for Cansacare during the ‘Spider’ and then went as far as donating their second place winnings! You are special people indeed, Johan van der Westhuizen and Prof Stander. On behalf of the club and our president Gerrit Teunissen, we also thank all the background staff and club members who made this a very special event,” says Derek. Pictured above are sponsor representatives with the winning Jeffrey’s Bay bowlers - from left are Thea Neethling, Rietha du Plessis, Johan Neethling, Prop du Plessis, Janey Wigg of Knysna Lifestyle Estate, Luther Barlow, Barry van Wyk, and Johann van der Westhuizen of Personal Trust.