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Keurbooms saved This sad scene is what remained of the house of holiday homeowners in Keurview Estate, where firefighters converged to prevent loss of property on a much larger scale. Turn to page 4.

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Choral artistry on tap at this month’s Hope College Chapel Choir show OPE College Chapel Choir from the city of Holland in Michigan, USA will perform at St Peter’s Anglican Church in Plettenberg Bay on the evening of Sunday May 20. This illustrious choir was founded in 1938 and its 40-strong members come from a variety of academic disciplines. While many are music majors, others specialise in biology, business administration, computer science, religion, theatre, chemistry, English literature, and mathematics. Regardless of discipline, each member is dedicated to carrying on the final tradition of choral artistry that has been the Chapel Choir’s discipline for eight decades. Choir director Dr Brad Richmond is a Canada Council for the Arts Conducting Award winner and has toured with choirs throughout the States, Canada, England, Austria, France, Italy, Hungary, The Czech Republic, and South Africa. Several of his choral compositions have been published.

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The Choir and Dr Richmond toured South Africa in 2009 and promptly fell in love with the country, insisting that they would return. This year, they will again perform for the many diverse communities within SA, serving as strong reminder that music is the one language sure to cross all borders. The choir’s distinctive robes were designed by Charles and Ray Eames - filmmakers, poets, painters, and furniture designers. They were hired as consultants by Henry Miller Gallery, which had been impressed by a widely-acclaimed exhibition at New York Museum of Modern art featuring the work of Charles Eames. The robes were designed by Ray Eames in 1952 and donated to Hope College, where they remain the choir’s distinctive performing apparel. The robe colours symbolise the four primary voice parts, from the highest and brightest (yellow) to the lowest and darkest (purple); the black horizontal lines represent an extended

MID-CENTURY MODERNISM: The bold and quirky Hope College Chapel Choir robes hold a special place in 20th Century art and design, adding a unique dose of eye candy to heavenly harmonies of the students’ perfectly-combined voices

staff; the black swatches signify random notes in the universe. Purity of tone and faith are represented by the prevailing white that appears on every surface. The robes epitomise the bold and quirky designs of mid-century modernism and hold a special place in 20th Century art and design. The performance at St Peter’s Anglican Church on May 20 promises to delight. Doors

open at 5:30pm and the concert begins at 6pm. Tickets at R150 include a complimentary glass of wine in the church hall. Seats are limited, so book early through Barnie Barnard at The Market Square Info Kiosk (044 533 3219) or call 082 744 1884. EFT payments can be made to The Parish of Formosa, FNB Plett (code 210514), acc no 6202 685 9952 (reference: Hope/your name).

Former Plettenberg Bay lass survives the Philippines… Filming of the sixth season of Survivor South Africa kicked off in the picturesque Republic of the Philippines late last year, and one of the contestants has a strong connection with the Garden Route, having attended Plett Primary and Wittedrift High before concluding her school career at Outeniqua in George. Now living in Cape Town, 44-year-old Annalize Sainsbury is the daughter of Terence and Sophia van Heerden, who for many years owned Terry’s Motors & Gifts in Plett’s Main Street. Running her own catering company in the Mother City, she describes herself as an eternal optimist who reads people well. Annalize says she made sure she got her fill of husband Paul and daughters Jemma, 13, and Mia, 11, before leaving for the island. Her packing essential? A gold bikini! And her strategy: “To play a very social and strategic game and to try to get along with the various personalities.” See how that pans out for this former Plett lass when Survivor South Africa: Philippines kicks off on M-Net channel 101 tomorrow night (May 3) and every Thursday ‘till there’s but one ‘survivor’ left... Visit www.mnet.tv for M-Net’s programme schedule.

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‘Final straw was when Lobese voted in an illegal council meeting’ - MEC Donald Grant Political drama is continuing in Plettenberg Bay following a series of issues between the Active United Front (AUF) and the Democratic Alliance (DA) in Bitou - YOLANDÉ STANDER reports UST over a week ago the DA in Bitou laid criminal complaints against, among others, mayor and DA coalition partner Peter Lobese, over alleged illegal “syphoning of money” from municipal accounts. Shortly thereafter, Lobese voted against his coalition agreement and sided with the ANC to pass a vote of no confidence in two DA councillors - deputy mayor Jessica Kamkam and speaker Annelise Olivier. The AUF regional leadership has since lashed out against the DA, labelling the party a “racist organisation” that views “black Africans as corrupt and incompetent to run a smooth administration”. AUF local structure chairman Lindinceba Nkentsha said they knew Lobese rejected the DA’s position to dismiss or terminate contracts of senior black officials in Bitou and said the AUF believed the mayor and the senior officials were therefore targets as they “are too black to run Bitou government”. He added that the timing of the complaint was also a concern as it came in the wake of “positive relations” between the ANC and the AUF “to make changes in Bitou”. The DA has since broken the silence over the drama saying that, among others, Lobese’s actions “have made it impossible to provide service delivery” in Plettenberg Bay. DA constituency head Donald Grant and DA caucus leader in Bitou Bill Nel said in a statement that the DA and AUF coalition had de facto been broken by the AUF. “The final straw was when Lobese voted in an illegal council meeting on April 24 in support of a motion

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of no confidence in the DA speaker and the DA deputy mayor tabled by the ANC,” Grant said. He added that this was a complete violation of the memorandum of understanding governing the coalition. At the meeting, ANC councillor Euan Wildeman was elected speaker, Lobese remained as mayor and ANC councillor Sandiso Gcabayi elected deputy mayor. “The meeting was illegal on a number of procedural grounds. This was made clear beforehand to Lobese and all the councillors who, nevertheless, proceeded with the meeting.” ‘The investigation indicated serious illegal actions, wasteful and fruitless expenditure, corruption, and fraud’ The DA has in the meantime applied for a court order declaring this meeting illegal. This matter will be heard on May 8. The DA in Bitou said the drama was sparked following a decision to initiate a forensic investigation into the affairs of Bitou. “This investigation indicated serious illegal actions, wasteful and fruitless expenditure, corruption, and fraud by municipal manager Thabo Ndlovu, senior heads of departments, and officials in the mayor’s office.” Ndlovu and the head of corporate services were suspended and disciplinary proceedings instituted against them. “On March 31, Lobese voted with the ANC to prevent the extension of the contract of the acting municipal manager, Johnny Douglas - a highly regarded professional official deployed by the minister

of Local Government in the Western Cape after the suspension of Ndlovu.” Grant and Nel added that Lobese also voted with the ANC to stop the disciplinary proceedings against Ndlovu and to reinstate him. “This was an illegal decision and the DA applied for a court declaratory order declaring it so and making the decision invalid. On advice from his lawyers, Lobese was obliged to remove Ndlovu from office and not oppose the court application.” Grant said it had been a continuous problem for the DA working with Lobese “who habitually took unilateral decisions and actions without consultation with the DA, acted capriciously changing his mind on a whim, and not abiding by decisions of the combined DA/AUF Caucus”. “The actions of Lobese and Ndlovu, together with the serious staff situation, have made it impossible to provide service delivery and many serious issues have been neglected.” He said there were sufficient grounds for some time for the DA to break the coalition, but it was decided that it would be in the best interests of Bitou to remain in the coalition to prevent corruption where possible and be in the position to obtain all necessary information to bring the perpetrators of corruption to book. “As a result of the forensic investigation, serious criminal complaints have been laid with the police against Lobese, senior officials and officials in the mayor’s office. These charges include alleged illegal siphoning of money out of municipal accounts.” “It is now inevitable that the DA will return to opposition but will continue to fight against corruption

and push for service delivery for the people of Bitou. “Should the AUF leadership decide to replace Lobese and be willing to work constructively with the DA, the DA would once again be prepared to form a coalition with them,” said Grant.

Nel said a scheduled council meeting was since held on Monday. He had requested that it be postponed due to the pending court matter. He explained that should the court find the previous special council meeting, in-

cluding the vote of no confidence, illegal then the scheduled council meeting and all decisions made during it would be deemed null and void as there would not be a “legal” speaker in council. This request was denied. Garden Route Media


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FIGHTERS UNITE: Plett’s volunteer firefighting fraternity was on hand in good time last Saturday, and now readers are invited to join them when they celebrate International Firefighters Day on Saturday May 5 at Plett Rugby Club from 12 noon onwards - after a formal word of welcome, remembrances, thank yous and the handover of some equipment it’ll be play time with a bring n braai, spray foam for kids, a demo of donated Swiss equipment, and the cutting up of a car to get the patient out so bring a chop, a chair, blankets and a change of clothes... it’s gonna get wet (more info from steveritky@gmail.com)

A truck load of plastic enters the ocean every minute. That is 1440 trucks a day.

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Home razed but fire forces prevent extensive damage to Keurbooms HE setting of Keurview on the ridge above Keurboomstrand village availed an unobstructed if daunting view from most everywhere in Plett of the conflagration that razed a house located in this sought-after ecoestate on Saturday. ‘Duck A Way’ was the holiday home of Zieg and Petro Weber, who divide their professional lives between Johannesburg and Stellenbosch but had arrived on Friday for a longweekend local break. They were in Knysna when the house caught alight around 12:45. Explains Keurview estate manager Chris van Aswegen: “Neighbour Paul Schmidt and his guests started evacuating their house next door as soon as they saw the fire, and phoned the emergency services. “They hurried to the house to check for any occupants, and were of great assistance to the firefighters throughout the operation. André and Louis van Niekerk called me at 12:50pm to report the fire. We arrived at the house along with Louis and fellow resident Minee Heyns. A car was parked outside the garage but it was not safe to move it.” When Chris’s wife, Jenny, phoned Plett Fire Station, she learnt they had already been informed. Firefighters started arriving around 1:25pm. In the meantime, surrounding residents rallied the connect hoses to the nearby hydrants. Two of Plett’s firefighting vehicles arrived and immediately started spraying the fire from these hydrants and from their vehicles. “Most of the firefighters arrived in their private vehicles wearing holiday and beach attire, proving that they left everything and immediately came to our

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GONE: Now reduced to ashes, Dr Weber built ‘Duck A Way’ in Keurview in 1992 - these pics show various perspectives of the home’s location in the estate, proving what an excellent job Plett’s firefighters and volunteers had done to prevent that neighbouring houses were affected Photos: Juanita Eksteen - Dream Catcher Photography Plett

assistance,” says Chris. “Our little tender came in very handy as they used it to spray the Schmidt’s house. The wind was blowing flames in that direction so this water cart and its sprayer were of great help. “I must comment on the quick and efficient

response of Plett’s volunteer firefighters as well as the ready and willing assistance from many Keurview and Keurbooms residents. Unfortunately, the entire house with contents and the car were lost.” Chris also praises the security companies, SAPS

and detectives present in case crowd control was required, and to investigate the cause of the fire. “I’m proud to say that without exception, everyone was well behaved and I did not see anyone getting in the way of the firefighters.” Chris thanks the Plett volunteers, Keurview residents, and visitors as well as Keurboomstrand locals for readily and unselfishly assisting to bring the fire under control. “There was a scary moment when I realised that our reservoir was only half full because repair work was done at the pump station, and we were told not to use the pump until Wednesday. “I phoned the technicians who told me that I could start the pump immediately. Had this not been done there would have not been enough water. “The firefighters remained until after 7pm and returned on Sunday evening when small fires started flaring up from the ruins, stayed for three hours to ensure that it was totally extinguished,” he says. Next-door neighbours Wynand and Monica Kleingeld assisted greatly in monitoring the situation, as did Paul Schmidt with his family and friends, who were monitoring from the other side. Chris expressed sympathies on behalf of the Keurview trustees and members to Zieg and Petro Weber, the bright side being that there was no loss of life or injuries suffered. By going to press, there was no indication of what caused the fire. • Email vanaswegen@ webafrica.org.za for additional information, and visit Dream Catcher Photography Plett on Facebook for a myriad of dramatic images.


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French and SA collaboration aims to better understand our ‘closest brothers’ Correspondent BOB HOPKIN recently hung out with some French researchers absorbed in understanding the interaction between humans and baboons

PLOTTING THE SPREAD: Sorbonne tutor Chloe Guerbois, left, and student Elie Pedarros tracing the locations of baboon troops on the Garden Route - Photo: Bob Hopkin

comment. They, as part of a group study centred at the NMU George Campus, are in the midst of a long-term international exercise to understand how humans and baboons co-exist on the fringes of suburbia. As the Garden Route is one of the few places where rich Afro-Montane forest - an ideal baboon habitat - surrounds urban centres, they have chosen George and environs as survey area. According to research, baboons are our closest evolutionary partner, with 91% of their DNA identical to humans. Consequently, they have been found to be capable of reasoning and learning from experience, and

MERICAN business magnate T Boone Pickens once said: “Chief executives, who themselves hold few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average shareholder than they do for baboons in Africa.” Although not yet chief executives, Paris Sorbonne MSc-degree in Ecology student Elie Pedarros, together with supervisor Dr Chloe Guerbois from Nelson Mandela University, are definite exceptions to Mr Pickens’s dismissive

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URBAN SPRAWL: Baboons are capable of reasoning and learning from experience, and are craftily conscious of the fact that our houses are rich sources of high-energy food Photos: Frederic Mazué

are considered ‘crafty’ as they know that our houses are rich sources of high-energy food. These interactions trigger antagonistic reactions with humans concerning damage to crops and property, disease risk, and human safety. According to Pedarros, negative interactions with baboons are increasing and one of the objectives of the research is to determine their landscape requirements in order to predict their presence. “One method is to use GPS collars but that has been discredited as inhumane and invasive. Our method is to mobilise local ecological knowledge by conducting participatory mapping with local residents so as to understand their movements and range,” he said. When completed, the study is expected to yield significant results that may well influence urban town planning - but even small changes can bring worthwhile outcomes. One discovery in 2015 showed that households bothered by baboons could reduce interference from 60% to 3% of the time by removing the temptation of fruit trees and unsecured rubbish. Timing rubbish collection to be within the baboons’ normal dormant periods also reduced irritating pilferage. At one stage, George had to employ baboon monitors to remove them from houses and gardens during a particularly dry period that resulted in little natural grazing. Subsequent knowledge gained of their habits has removed this necessity, and it is hoped that this study will bring improved co-existence between man and baboon along the Garden Route.

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Church camp on banks of Keurbooms Lagoon enriches young and old

EASTER AND OSCARS: Whereas the kids concentrated on the story of Easter and entertained with song, adult Fellowship members regaled their audience with award-winning performances during their evening concert - Photos: Louann Waters

LETT Evangelical Fellowship’s second term started off with an exciting annual church camp held from April 13 to 15 at the beautiful Keurbooms Lagoon campsite. Young, old, and in-between joined forces for a fantastic weekend of fun, games, shared meals and a series of challenging talks. REACH Church bishop Glenn Lyons and his wife, Sandy, were on hand to

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present these sessions to the captivated Plett Evangelical Fellowship members. Says happy camper Cathryn Proctor: “Glenn reminded us that we serve a Resurrected and Living God and asked us to ponder how the wonder of this reality should impact and direct our lives for God’s glory. “The children revisited the Easter story, focussing on how much Jesus sacrificed for us and discussing

ways of sharing this story with their friends. Other highlights included a nature walk, a sunset cruise, and an evening concert with some Oscar-worthy performances and many laughs!” The Fellowship gives special thanks to Christopher Hops and David Butterworth for availing their wonderful campsite, to Enrico for the use of his tent, and to Louann Waters for capturing all the fun in pictures.


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Land expropriation without compensation? No need to panic, says Seeff CEO E continue seeing sensational reports on the question of land expropriation without compensation - especially those around land grabs, which seem to be rearing its head in various areas. However, Seeff Property Group CEO Stuart Manning reminds that the question of land expropriation without compensation is a hot political topic and with the 2019 general elections looming, the ANC was ex-

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Knysna Motor Show triumphs Words & photo: Timothy Twidle

TYRE-HAPPY TRIO: At Sunday’s Knysna Motor Show were, from left, Franschhoek Motor Museum curator Wayne Harley, one of the judges who adjudicated the awarding of trophies at the show; Roger Fisher, who provided roving commentary throughout the day; and chief organiser Peter Pretorius, chairman of the Garden Route Motor Club

HE seventh Knysna Motor Show held on Sunday April 29 on the large Knysna High sports field in the centre of the town was a great success. On a clear, calm and warm day more than 6,000 people, many of whom had travelled from far and wide throughout South Africa, streamed into the grounds to view a splendid display of some 400 classic, vintage, veteran and collectable motor cars and motor cycles. Overseen by the Garden Route Motor Club (GRMC), the event was the culmination of months of thorough planning and organisation by office bearers and members of the club. Visitors were able to wander at leisure in order to view the meticulous layout of the many stands of different marques of vehicles. There were a number of motor merchandising stalls and many food and refreshment kiosks, all of which were well patronised throughout the day. Following adjudication by a panel of judges, various awards were made to exhibitors: Kobus Mostert of Sedgefield won the Meilleur View Voiture Trophy (best pre-1940 old car) for his 1937 Packard 1501 Coupé; Gauteng resident, Djurk Venter, owner of a 1955 Porsche 356a, was awarded the Concours d’Elegance Trophy for best classic car. Winner of the Style et Lux Trophy for the best stand of a single make of car was Capetonian ‘Peanuts’ Fouché for his fine collection of Mazda vehicles. The award for the Best Motor Cycle was bestowed upon Trevllynne and Mervyn Woods of Port Alfred, proud owners of a lovingly-preserved 1957 Maserati 50cc. It is anticipated that this year’s Knysna Motor Show will have raised in excess of R150,000 for charity, to be distributed between Knysna Hospice, Knysna Animal Welfare Society (KAWS), Families South Africa (FAMSA) and the e’Pap Children’s Feeding Project. The Knysna Motor Show, now one of the town’s signature events, grows in popularity and size, year upon year. Full marks and a big thank you are due to the Garden Route Motor Club. See more images on page 9.

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pected to make a move in this regard. Following the adoption of a motion by parliament, the matter is now with parliament’s Constitutional Review Committee who will consider whether to amend the constitution and how it should be done. Since then, there have been various media reports about the topic and these continue to surface, often creating confusion in the property market. Manning says it is vital to note that it is very early in the process and there is no need to panic or pay attention to the sensational publicity on the subject. The process is still a long way off from being proclaimed into law and it would still need to pass through rigorous processes, he says. “We’ve also seen president Cyril Ramaphosa and the ANC come out strongly and reiterating that no land grabs in any form will be tolerated whatsoever, and that any expropriation will be done within the confines of the laws and with the utmost care and in pursuance of economic growth and development, as well as business and investor confidence.” Manning points out that SA has a very robust and progressive constitution, regarded as one of the best in the world, and all laws have to be in line with the constitution. Property rights are currently protected by Section 25, but there are many other safeguards and such a law is expected to be subjected to vigorous litigious tests. It would also be necessary to change the Land Restitution Act and there are currently no proposed or draft amendments to either this act or to the constitution. Without detracting from the need for land reform and redistribution, Manning states that constitutional and legal experts and economists have expressed doubt about whether such a law would pass the many other tests provided for by the constitution. The current proposal is around agricul-

tural land and there are many concerns surrounding the mechanisms of expropriation and effect on the greater community, property owners and, in particular, the financial and economic impact. He says that the banks for example, in addition to agricultural land bonds, also provide extensive loans to this sector hedged against crop yields and other assets. Furthermore, the impact on the Futures Market should be considered. Also of great concern is the fact that land expropriation and nationalisation has a poor record internationally, and most experts believe there is no case study of success to draw from. There are already concerns about current food insecurity and lack of success insofar as agricultural land reforms are concerned. Some commentators have proposed that perhaps a hybrid approach in the form of

a blended financing model and BEE in agriculture might be used to transform productive farmland, specifically land that is uninhabited, unused and unbonded. Again, given the lack of success thus far, this too would require a whole new approach. In any event, Manning says it is clear that government is still a long way off from a workable solution, and that the need for economic growth will have to drive any land reform. It is therefore vital for property owners, buyers and investors to note that it’s business as usual for property ownership; the property market and all legislative protection remains in force. “Many areas are currently offering an outstanding selection of property and there is no need for buyers to wait,” Manning concludes. • See the Seeff advert on the cover for listings and contact details.

Knysna Municipality strives to maintain its position as a premier tourist destination in South Africa – a place where peace, prosperity and harmony prevail, ensuring an exceptional lifestyle for residents and visitors alike.

FORMAL SCHEDULED WARD COMMITTEE MEETINGS The Municipality hereby gives notice of Ward Committee meetings which will be held in all municipal wards as per the schedule below:

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Leveal Davis

5 June 2018

Smutsville Youth Centre

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Cathy Weideman

8 May 2018

Sedgefield Council Chambers

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David Skosana

14 June 2018

Chris Hani Hall

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Velile Waxa

17 May 2018

Chris Nissen Primary School

18:00

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Eleanore Bouw-Spies

19 June 2018

Rheenendal Community Hall

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Elrick Van Aswegen

15 May 2018

Hornlee Committee Room

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Mandla Matiwane

28 June 2018

Khayalethu Hall

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Victor Molosi

31 May 2018

Masifunde Library

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Mark Willemse

22 May 2018

Cearn Hall, Leisure Island

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Peter Myers

7 May 2018

Council Chambers

17:00

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Donovan Pofadder

28 May 2018

Sunridge Primary School

19:00

Enquiries can be directed to Mr Brian Cornelius, Coordinator: Public Participation at bcornelius@knysna.gov.za or alternatively to Ms Noxolo Mcothama at nmcothama@knysna.gov.za or tel. 044 302 6586. K CHETTY MUNICIPAL MANAGER CLYDE STREET KNYSNA 6570 www.ayandambanga.co.za

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Holiday complaints: please take a number HESE are actual complaints received by Thomas Cook Vacations from dissatisfied customers: • “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.” • “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” • “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.” • “We booked an excursion to a water park, but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.” • “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.” • “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white, but it was more yellow.” • “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time - this should be banned.” • “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.” • “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.” • “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits, like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

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• “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.” • “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.” • “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.” • “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort’. We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew, and made us wait longer for service.” • “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us there would be so many foreigners.” • “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there wasn’t even any air-conditioning.” • “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.” • “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.” • “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

Time to go home OM walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a shot. He drank it, and then looked in his pocket. Then Tom asked for another shot, drank it, and then looked in his pocket. He asked for another

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drink and did the same thing. Finally, the bartender asked Tom why he kept looking in his pocket. “There’s a picture of my wife in there and when she starts looking good, that’s when I will go home.”

LOCAL LAUGH OF THE WEEK Submit your joke to editor@cxpress.co.za

Bob’s Guide to Corporate Bull-dust S a correspondent for this newspaper I get to report on many events in the area, some very interesting, some boring, and some downright nonsense. Recently, I have noted a tendency for the dreaded ‘Corporate Speak’ to percolate down to local level and be used to try to impress the audience and/or other delegates. If you find this affectation as annoying as I do, perhaps you may want to add your own examples to mine below: • Bull-dust: “...just grabbed the low hanging fruit” (translation: Totally unprepared for the job)

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• Bull-dust: “Anthropogenic landscape” (translation: Where people live) • Bull-dust: “Guaranteed future value” (translation: Guaranteed massive depreciation) • Bull-dust: “Sub-optimal” (translation: Totally useless) • Bull-dust: “Spatially explicit quantification” (translation: Where everything is) • Bull-dust: “Energy Vault system” (translation: Batteries) • Bull-dust: “Role players to unpack/pursue potential” (translation: I give up, no idea!) Submitted by Bob Hopkin, Wilderness


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People, places & events

POLO SHOT: After an incredibly successful 2017 Polo International, April 7 and 14 saw the Kurland Pavilion fields teem with ponies and players and spectators for the SA Open Saturday Series, with teams Enrico, Dunlop, Medlife and Kurland competing. Above are sponsors, from left, Warren, Ruan and Enrico.

VROOOOMMM! The annual Knysna Motor Show on Sunday was a great success and attracted more than 6,000 people, who enjoyed viewing a fine array of some 400 motor cars and motorcycles. The vehicle at left above - a red 1908 Ford Model S - was the oldest car on display at the show. Above, Zama May and Thandi Booi, right, both of East London, travelled to Knysna for the weekend to attend the event. Read the full story on page 7. - Photos: Timothy Twidle

DADS VERSUS LADS: Fathers took on their children at KwaNokuthula Stadium recently, when Khora Bhayana Football Club played against their kids aged between 16 and 19 years old, known as Kabo Yellow. The final score was 4 against 1 to the ‘old men’, congrats! Khora players pictured here are Israel Pious, Tholang Qhina, Mziwenkosi Lamani, Wellem Swanepoel, Thulani Gwe, Richard Swane Kitsana, Mzikayise Mata, Solomzi Links, Zoyisile Busakwe, Ncamile Buda, and Makutetwe Booi. - Khaya Mbesi

GAME FOR A POT? Nicky’s Bush Pub held its first potjie competition and brought all the locals together for a day in the sun to watch eight teams compete for prizes worth R4,500. The judges were spoilt for choice when arrays of dishes, including anything from oxtail to game meat, were presented to the five judges. Competition was tough with all scores close, but first prize went to the all-girl Booby Trap team, with the all-boys outfit called One-legged Wonders in second spot and third place going to team Practical Magic, comprising two mums and kids. The Bush Pub’s Lauren Bolton thanks all competitors and judges, who invested their time and energy towards a most marvellous day. Due to its success, Nicky’s Bush Pub will be hosting the next potjie competition in the coming months.

MICROS LET LOOSE: These images of the Micro Nipper year-end jorl says it all - turn to page 12 to find out more. - Photos: Lauren Westwood

NEAR-CENTURY CELEBRATED: Mam’ Nongethen Anee Sotyu celebrated her 99th birthday with children, grandchildren and great grandchildren at Plett Ski-Boat Club on Saturday. Young and old alike had a glorious time as is most often the case when families get together at this home-from-home for many a local on Central Beach. - Photo: Sue van der Gaast


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2 May 2018

Letters to the Editor

Email: editor@cxpress.co.za - Fax: 044 533 0852 - PO Box 1449, Plett 6600

Hospice Plett: life without its vital service is unimaginable and unacceptable I cannot say more about Hospice Plett, than has already been written by the ubiquitous Hilary Matthews in CXPRESS of January 31 [turn to page 5 of that edition at www.cxpress.co.za], and in a February 15 article in What’s New In Plett, entitled ‘Hospice Plett needs YOU’. However, as a family practitioner in Plettenberg Bay, I would like to add my voice to the call for our unbridled support of this crucial service. In the past few weeks I have yet again seen the incredible service that

Hospice provides. The benefits that we doctors experience, and the professional palliative care that our terminal patients receive, cannot be overestimated or overstated. I see Hospice in action at times with my own patients, but mostly they are tasked with doing their rounds and visits continuously while we are consulting or at home. We do get to hear the many anecdotes and comments of their work, carried out at such a critical and sensitive time in the lives of our loved ones. Even these reports are but

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the tip of the iceberg. It is unthinkable that this invaluable support enjoyed by our entire community will cease due to lack of funding. Hence my plea to every single Plett resident to be aware and mindful of this potential crisis, and to stand up and help in any way that we possibly can. I must also mention the PlettAid Foundation’s other core programme, Plett Wellness. It is no secret that preventative medicine is crucial to the future wellbeing of our nation. Diabetes, heart disease and obesity, for example, are costing us billions of rands annually, and are wreaking havoc on our families through hospitalisations, disablement, and premature death. Plett Wellness promotes prevention, educates and

screens the broader Bitou community free of charge... incredible! How can we not support them? I will repeat Hilary’s suggestions on how you can help: • Make a cash donation; • Make a monthly donation by debit order; • Dedicate gifts for birthdays or anniversaries to Hospice Plett; • Support the GivenGain campaign (www.givengain.com/c/plettaid.org); • Leave a legacy in your will. Lastly, I must call on Bitou Municipality to reinstate its funding of the PlettAid Foundation through the Mayoral Grant programme. The most deserving and vulnerable in our town needs this support - desperately. Dr Peter Berning, Plett

Transaction fee hike comes straight from the top Thought this one was too good not to share… Unlike my previous report, which captured some reckless passing on the N2, this took place on Robberg Road on April 19 at 2:24pm. This driver is passing on a blind rise with many cross entrances - not to mention that the school bus was full of children. If another vehicle had turned into Robberg Road, it could have ended up in a hideous accident. - ‘Dash-cam Diaries’, Plett

Do you know the drill? These Crags kids surely do! Do you know about the drill squad from The Crags? I came upon these teenagers in full drill recently and was bowled over by their smart uniforms, their wonderful marching skills, and their joyful time keeping. The initiative is led by a policeman and parents of the children and was born from the concern of the lack of positive opportunities for teenagers. I asked one of the young marchers what he would like to do when his schooling is complete. His answer: “I want to be a policeman.” No sneaking down refuse-strewn alleys hunting for tik or opportunist thievery for this band of dedicated happy stampers. They will go far. Let’s throw our positive support behind them - especially we who mutter unceasingly about the crime rate.

Jackie Ravenscroft, The Crags (Thanks, Jackie - we can’t agree with you more, as will anyone who has seen The Crags Drill Squad in action. The squad is the brainchild of SAPS sector manager sergeant Byron de Vos, who also featured on our pages last month due to the fact that his other stern focus comprises caring for the elderly and differently-abled in our midst - turn to page 4 of the April 11 edition at www.cxpress.co.za. The Crags Drill Squad is an NPO and its members are currently frantically raising funds to enable their participation in three competitions countrywide. Readers can contribute by depositing directly into their bank account: Standard Bank Plett, account number 186 856 199. Call Yvette Wilschut on 082 413 8077 for additional information. - Eds.)

SURE TO GO FAR: The Crags Drill Squad convenes twice weekly to train, and your support will facilitate their participation in three national competitions this year

With regard to the letter by ‘Fleeced Pensioner’ in the April 25 edition [read ‘Doubling of transaction fee can’t be justified’ on page 11 at www.cxpress. co.za]: We thank the writer for his letter. Please take note that Knysna Municipality is only the collection authority. It is suggested that the writer contact the Road Traffic Management Corporation directly for a detailed explanation. Christopher Bezuidenhoudt obo Knysna Municipality (Christopher kindly attached a copy of the government gazette issued by the Transport minister on

October 6 last year. It states, inter alia: “I, Joe Maswanganyi, minister of Transport, acting in terms of Regulation 3 of the Road Traffic Management Regulations hereby increase and determine the amount to be paid to the Road Traffic Management Corporation in terms of Regulation 2 of the said regulations as transaction fees for the year 2017/18 as follows. Effective date: 1 February 2018; Increase amount: R30; Transaction fee: R72.” The gazette is available free online at www.gpw online.co.za for those in need of additional information. - Eds.)

Two irks to address... Last week I happened to speak to a former waitress at one of our foremost restaurants. She told me the waitrons receive zero salary and, thus, rely on tips alone. The restaurant only pays them out a week after they’ve worked. Can this be right or even legal? I thought there was a minimum wage in the hospitality sector to protect vulnerable staff. If this is indeed the case, we should draw attention and force restaurants to comply with the law, and stop being so greedy. The second issue that irks is the rocks under the surface of the sand near the public toilets at BI beach. I clobbered my toe and cut it severely the other day. Can’t the municipality break them up and remove them, as they seem to serve no purpose and are simply a hazard, let alone a

bad advertisement for our award-winning beaches! ‘Cut-up’, Plett (CXPRESS chatted to a couple of restaurateurs and learnt that many eateries pay their waiting staff a minimum wage that is wide open to deductions, such as breakages and admin fees, tip pooling (when a percentage goes to kitchen and bar staff - who don’t necessarily see their share), uniforms and staff meals, as well as transport. Others prefer to keep it simple, waiving the hourly wage, but ensuring that each individual receives every cent made in tips, with no deductions. In the majority of cases, this MO is said to produce around R10K on average per month. Bitou Municipality has been informed of the hazardous rocks so here’s hoping for swift action. - Eds.)

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SPORT & ADVENTURE

2 May 2018

Meet Comrades legend Bruce Fordyce at launch of Plett’s new parkrun OINING 129 weekly events around the country, with almost half a million registered parkrunners, Plett will soon have its very own parkrun (yes, it’s always written in lower case), starting from the nearby Harkerville Market. Taking place around the world parkruns are organised, free, weekly 5km timed runs/walks, and are extremely popular in other areas of South Africa - every Saturday morning at 8am, come rain or snow. Everyone is welcome, young and old, slow and fast, runners and walkers. Founded by South African Paul Sinton-Hewitt in Bushy Park in the UK, the concept was brought back

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to SA by Bruce Fordyce, who realised that parkruns “enhance communities, by bringing them together”. Says the popular King of Comrades: “It’s also a way to share a healthy pursuit in safe, friendly and usually very pretty natural surroundings.” To date, Knysna has been the closest parkrun to Plett. After a team of avid local runners had spent time scouting possible locations in and around Plett, the route in Harkerville was identified as a suitable venue. It will follow a quiet farm road, cut through a short trail in a forest area, and then back onto another quiet dirt road, with a total elevation of only 35m.

Municipal approval has been obtained, so the Harkerville parkrun will be launched on Saturday May 5 at 8am - but you’re welcome to arrive a bit earlier for a photo or chat with Bruce, who will welcome all new parkrunners. Volunteers will be needed, as parkruns are volunteerbased initiatives and only possible through voluntary assistance on a rotational basis. And you don’t need to be a runner, as duties entail time-keeping, marshalling, and administration. Email Heather Kennedy at hkennedy@mweb.co.za if you’d like to volunteer. Visit www.parkrun.co.za to register and check out Harkerville parkrun on Facebook.

Micros have mega fun at year-end champs and prize-giving full 60 Micro Nippers descended onto the beach at Keurbooms Lagoon Caravan Park on Saturday April 21 for the highly-anticipated Micro Nipper Champs and Fun Day. Says active Micro mom Mandy Mcnicol: “This event has grown into a pretty large affair over the years - as has our contingent of Micro Nippers, now pushing the 70-mark in terms of youngsters registered this season! “The annual gathering is a brilliant way to conclude the Nipper season for these little boys and girls, and an excellent excuse for the many keen campers among us to fit in a final stint on the beautiful Keurbooms Lagoon before winter sets in.” After registration, the day kicked off with the long run event, followed by sprints, run swim run, ‘surf’ swim and boards, before the grand finale… flags! All contestants put heart and soul into each event, but most importantly, they had mega-fun while doing it - as did the moms and dads, grampies and friends who were watching, shouting and shooting pics from

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FLAG IT: Always a highlight, the high-action flags concluded the day’s races on the banks of Keurbooms Lagoon - in action are James Mcnicol and Stefan Ferreira - Photo: Lauren Westwood

the side-lines. Prize-giving took place after a particularly enjoyable lunch time braai and the children were justly rewarded for their efforts. The Micro section of Plett Surf Lifesaving Club expressed heartfelt thanks to the wonderful coaches, all parents who contributed to the day’s huge success, the generous sponsors, and Keurbooms Lagoon Caravan Park for providing the perfect venue. See more photos of the day’s fun on page 9. • Sponsors of Micro Nip-

per Champs 2018: Clicks, Currency Assist, Saskia Fermor, Anel & Tony Guccio, Pam Haywood, Mark Porter, Danie Botes, Chip Chop, Feva Foam Products, Montagu, So-ca, Deli Factory, Helene Ferreira, Mcnicols Construction, Main Street Pharmacy, Face Adrenalin, Mexican Imports, CrossFit Plett, Masons Packaging, Robberg Fine Foods, Checkers, Confeti Events, Melvilles Spar, My Butchery, BI KwikSpar, Dees Catering, Nguni, Design Design, Fat Fish, Rush, Robberg Quarry.


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