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September 2013 issue number 26
MUD, MUD, GLORIOUS MUD! A trip to the salt springs & mud baths!
advice, features, quizzes, puzzles, crosswords, markets, fiestas, whatโs on + more!
BUYING, SELLING, RENTING? Sharon hulbert offers some great advice!
Meet Daniel Hernรกndez Torres (The face on this cover)
for the locals...by the locals..!
Sue Sharpe
The expat experience!
Starting SCHOOL IN SPAIN This issue:
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. . . E N I W D D JUST A As I say to my family every time they come over โ โItยดs lovely having you here...โ But, innit nice when they go? Life goes back to normal, you can fart when you want and walk around in those old boxers that should be, at best, used for cleaning the windscreen on the car. Or is that just me..? โYes mum, Iยดd love to join you guys at the water park this morning but I have this problem, in Spain, that stops me...I have a job...โ Theyยดll get it one day I guess, but now weยดve arrived in the month of September, a time when (generally) the kids are back in school and nans and granddads and other property owners come out to enjoy their Spanish properties once again, once theyยดve cleared up and done the repairs... Parking becomes a little easier, but less fun, as the drivers from Madrid seem to have found whole new ways of getting a Seat Ibiza into the space that normally occupies a wheelie-bin. The general rule seems to be a little un-catholic in a country that is steeped in religion, but they certainly get it in there and donยดt worry about getting it out โtill later - Iยดm pretty sure that the Pope would not approve. I needed some time to just do nothing last month, you know โ alone with my thought(s) and somewhere where I wouldnยดt get disturbed, so I went and got in the usual queue in my local Sabadell bank... Joking aside; I have had so many readers and listeners complaining and asking if things are going to improve at their local branch (just name one โ itยดll be on the complaints list) that I have tried my very hardest to get an appointment with my local branch manager. I have no idea who she is โ only her name โ as, I think, she must creep in and out under the cover of darkness โ or in a Dick Turpin mask? Three times Iยดve asked, and three times Iยดve been ignored - not even a โno I canโt meet with you...โ excuse which at least would prove that she exists. No, I have been put on to the Sabadell Press Office, but I would rather speak to my own branch manager. I donยดt think itโs gonna happen so the next logical step would be to have a sit-in protest...but who the hell would notice? Especially in my branch, which is the Gran Alacant branch - just so you know. Anyway - Enough moaning and on with the show, or magazine as I should say... more from Sue Sharpe, this month, and a visit to Novelda, La Marina and loads of other info and advice to help make your life in Spain as simple and relaxing as possible - just add wineโฆโฆ
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DECLARING INCOME FROM RENTING
Popular belief has it that the non-residentsโ tax is paid on an assumed income from renting. That is not correct. Although the said tax is a so-called income tax it is a nominal tax and does not free a non-resident from the obligation to declare and pay taxes on any real income earned from renting their property. Due to the Spanish governmentโs plan to regulate the holiday rental industry the tax authorities in Spain are now seriously looking into any income not being declared. Please be aware that the tax authorities might check your water and electricity consumption for the past years. Regular consumption of water and electricity in a property that is owned by a non-resident is the biggest tell-tale sign for them to start an investigation. Non-residents that are letting their property are obliged to declare income from letting their Spanish home for every quarter of the running year in a separate declaration. If you have declared such income in the UK the tax you have paid will be deducted from what you owe in Spain, based on the double-taxation agreement. Residents declare any rental income in their annual income tax declaration during the months of May and June of the following year. Both residents and non residents may deduct a number of expenses. The obvious being water and electricity bills during the time of occupancy by a tenant. Furthermore, expenses such as rates, rubbish collection and sewage, insurance and community fees can be deducted. In addition you may also deduct an annual depreciation of 3 % of the purchasing price, including taxes and possible expenses for extensions or improvements of the house (always provided you have official invoices). And an annual depreciation of 10% of the expenses for white goods and furniture and fittings. I hope this has been helpful. The above is based on data issued by the tax authorities at the time of publication and meant for informative purposes only. For more information or an appointment please contact us on 96 6697824 or office@andreaburns.es. Web: www.andreaburns.es
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La Marina Furniture t s a o C e h t g n i h s i n Fur at, browse and mull over but because the In a little Spanish village, not very far
place is busy with customers coming in and
from you is a gem of a shop that seems
out each day the stock is always on the
to be some sort of Tardis. Not because
move so what you see one day โ may not
itโs blue, or even small. Nor is there a
be there the next, you have been warned.
doctor in the building but what does
Mind you that always means that there is
surprise you when you enter La Marina
always something new to go and check out
Furniture on the main road in La Marina
too which I why it has such a lot of regular
village I the sheer amount and variety of
clientele.
stock they have โ and they have more
Good, and fair, prices are always offered to
elsewhere!
sellers too with Alan popping in and out of the shop from either deliveries or collections
I first met Alan (the boss) a few years
itโs a hard job to pin him down for a coffee at
ago when he began advertising with us and since then Iยดve watched
the very least! Now in larger
his business grow stead-
premises (they
ily and successfully into one
used to be at the
of the coastยดs busiest used
other end of the
furniture retailers.
main road through
The emphasis with LA Marina
the village) on the
Furniture is on quality and
left next to the
service, youยดll always be greeted with a smile and the helpful
traffic lights as you approach from Guardamar the team
staff will either help you discover what
at La Marina Furniture are always available
you are looking for or leave you to
to answer your questions or help you with
browse in your own time.
anything that you may need, whether that is one item or you need to furnish a whole
With, as Iยดve already mentioned, a
property โ perhaps ready for renting out.
huge stock and range from wardrobes and beds to office furniture and orna-
Whatever your reason, and even if you
ments La Marina Furniture is one of
donยดt have one I can honestly say that a
those places that youยดll keep coming
trip to La Marina Furniture is never a wast-
back to โ not only because, as you will
ed trip, and in fact quite the opposite as
see for yourself, there is plenty to look
thereยดs always something to catch the eye, or to enhance your home โ with quality and service at the very front of the line!
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Selling your Property? Lets go fishingโฆ
By Sharon Hulbert Images by Skyefotos How many of us love watching property shows? A Place in the Sun/Country, Home or abroad, Location Location Location, Homes under the hammer, Grand Designsโฆ How nice is it to see inside other peopleโs homes, we love itโฆsit and admire, criticise, dreamโฆ! Now I am just a girl from Birminghamโฆwell, no let me rephrase thatโฆI am a middle of life female from Brum living here in Spain for over 10 years. In that time I have worked mostly in the Real Estate Industry, probably due to the fact that I worked for an estate agent in the UK andโฆ I love it! What a great job meeting lovely people (well mostly) in their homes and helping them to
and encyclopaedia rolled into one! Notice I highlighted the words trawled and netโฆre the title โฆ Letโs go fishingโฆ! Sorry I know but it is my first attempt at this! Modern day technology is brilliant it will help you to market your property far and wideโฆcasting your net as big as you possibly can to attract that buyer. BUT you still need that personal contact to humanise your sale or purchase! So it makes sense to use someone elseโs contacts who in turn have their own contacts to find that buyer or property. We all have our own network of contacts so the more people you can get to talk about your
find a buyer for their property itโs easy! Match.com for property!
property the better and the more websites you can promote it
LOL (laugh out loud in case you donโt know!) believe me it is
itโs not just word of mouth, its word of finger too!
NOT easy! Now in my little monthly column I really want to try to educate you guys into how it really isโฆ Start by thinking how you found your propertyโฆI am going to hedge my bets here and say that about 70% of you probably went to an exhibition in your Home country and the other 30% found it through a friend, or a friend of a friend who knew someone. Local exhibitions were the norm a few years ago, a wet Sunday afternoon out to the local hotel where a few agents from Spain
on the better. Facebook, twitter, texting are all forms of talking
I have built up, and am still building relationships with many agents over the last 10 years within an International Market and use their networks to promote my properties or to find one for my clients. The basics are still the same โitโs not what you know but who you know โ, I just use technology as a tool to promote the details. And can I just say that there are many good Real Estate agents here on the Costa Blanca that do a brilliant job for
had set up a little conference room with pretty pictures of New
their clients who I work closely with, the ever changing legisla-
properties and told us about that place in the sun, we left our
tion from Notaries
contact details took away the brochures and before we knew it
and Central Govern-
we were off on a ยฃ99 inspection trip to the sunny Costa Blanca
ment keeps us on
and when we arrivedโฆwell ,you finish off your own story be-
our toes more than
cause most of us have โa storyโ, some good โฆsome bad!
the changes in technology believe me!
Those exhibitions donโt exist anymore because the market has
So 1st rule when
changed and the way we sell properties has changed. Itโs called
you are looking to
the internet! The best and worst invention from the 20th Cen-
sellโฆCAST YOUR NET
tury!
WIDEโฆ Networkingโฆ
The Bestโฆbecause if you have a property to sell and a lovely
works!
couple form Norway (just an example) want what you have got,
I am now off to the
you can find each otherโฆ(go back to match.com for propertyโฆI
beach! Its Summer
hope you are keeping up!) RESULT!
time and sometimes
The WorstโฆToo much information! You can trawl the net for
I donโt think we real-
hours, itโs mad! We can find out just about anything with the
ise how lucky we are
touch of a few keysโฆIt is over whelmingโฆI want to ask it (my
living here!
little pink laptop) a question, read my mind, understand what I
Next monthโฆ 1st Im-
want and give me a few choicesโฆbut it is not human so it wonโt
pressions matter!
give us all the answers! โ Really itโs a bit like a huge catalogue
Our own contributors - experienced for expat info
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Mud, salt, art & inspiration.
Daniel Hernรกndez Professional dancer from Alicante and the face on the cover of this issue of All Abroad.
work. Itโs a very slight image. It simply suggests. It catches you. Thatโs what Iโm pursuing. PERSONA will be touring in many different places and this space is common place for me.โ You have managed to get me involved. What do you expect from PERSONA? โPERSONA is a common place for all. We are living beings with aspirations and weโre sensitive to criticism and self-criticism. Throughout our life, we face challenges that often place us in โThe Getawayโ, โThe Spiralโ and โThe Abyssโ. These are the three scenes that make up the work. I dance them and invite the whole world to see it and find their own answers there. I not only get inspired by mud, but I have also been fed a lot of it from authors such as Miguel de Unamuno, Friederich Nietzsche and Milรกn Kunderaโ It sounds promising. Is it usual to look for inspiration in philosophy? โIt depends ... for example: I face each show differently - sometimes it comes from the music, sometimes from a written argument, and Iโve even begun to move myself, dancing the thunderous sound of silence. Then, intuition makes you improvise and your creature starts to take shape.โ
ROBISCO Have you ever wondered how artists confront the creative process of their works? How to shape those ideas and especially where inspiration comes from? We, too, have asked those questions and
Our thanks Raul Armero for words and Dani for his muddy face!
Our thanks Raul Armero for words and Dani for his muddy face!
Transalation by Gemma Alonso Martin
doubt has brought us to the mud. Curious, isnโt? Itโs three in the afternoon. The sun is scorching inside a lift in Alicante. Several miles from civilization is a privileged natural setting dotted with light, water, salt and medicinal mud. In the distance, we sense a figure that seems to dance. Who is it? We move a little closer and get the answer. This is Daniel Hernรกndez. He is 33 years old; he is a dancer, and choreographer, and has extensive training in flamenco. Today, he is immersed in the process of creating his new play โPERSONAโ; which he will promote through his newly established hallmark โSpinOffDanzaโ. Daniel, what are you doing here dancing in the mud? โIt seems crazy, right? I just follow my intuition. I am in full creative development of my new show and the idea to start modelling it from mud attracts me. We artists can find inspiration in strange places, right? This environment seems perfect. Mud evokes creation and it is what Iโm doing. Iโm creating โPERSONAโ. Also, you canโt deny that the contrast of saline soil and a mud smeared body is really aesthetic?โ Right! Very aesthetic! โAnd neutral! I was looking for a location in which to create, but also a good stage to begin recording the images that go with the
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ABOUT YOUR HEALTH:
The Norwegian medical doctor who can do wonders for your health!
Dr Trond If youโre English you may not have heard of Dr
Other treatments
Trond - the specialist medical doctor who has successfully treated hundreds of patients who
And what more can the miracle doctor do for you?
could not get help from their usual doctor.
that the body cleanses itself has dominated in con-
Body cleansing that nearly all of us need. The idea ventional medicine in modern times but this in fact is
His most famous treatment, the ReBoSy treatment, is
very often not the case.
a special method used to treat lower back pain, neck
You may have never heard of leaking gut syndrome
pain, headache, muscular tension, candida infections
as it was relatively unknown until just a few years
plus many other problems. As Dr Trond explained,
ago but today we know that the colon in many of us
โwithout knowing it, about half of the human race
is leaking, leading to small particles carrying toxins
suffer from instability in the pelvis leading to unequal
which pass through the colon wall and out into the
leg length which results in a deviation called scoliosis
bloodstream causing all kinds of diseases including
in the column.
cancer. It has recently been certified that the passage time through the colon (of what you have eaten
A small deviation-which you may never have noticed-
earlier) is closely related to your chances of getting
could give you all sorts of problems because of the
cancer, so constipation could be dangerous!
unequal pressure on the opposite side of your body.
At the Scandinavian Surgery in Gran Alacant Dr Trond
It can even lead to spinal prolapse leading to acute
uses both oxygen and ozone together with colon hy-
pain in the spine.
drotherapy to do the body cleansing โ in addition to energy treatment.
To correct your column โ ensuring that your hips are level and therefore ridding you of scoliosis, Dr Trond
Is it possible to get rid of pain?
uses the ReBoSy treatment. A method he invented
It is not an easy task but in many cases it may be
in Norway and which is explained more on his web-
possible. One of the most effective treatments comes
site: www.doctor4energy.com. Itโs a painless treat-
from Germany and is called neural therapy and is to-
ment that takes between one to two hours and costs
day used in many clinics throughout the world, โwe
โฌ75-โฌ160, and in many cases it is a once in a lifetime
have been successful in taking away many types of
treatment.
muscular pain, including menstrual pain, after just a few treatments,โ Dr Trond told us, โwe are not afraid of
The success rate is very high and if not โ you pay
mixing โold schoolโ medicine with โalternativeโ medi-
nothing. But with more than 95% of his customers
cine just as long as the treatment works โ the main
walking away happy and pain free after successful
aim is to make our patients lives better, he added.
treatment (if the inequality between left and right is
Dr Trond is available all week in the Alicante region
less than 2.5cm) Dr Trond is happy to offer patients
at his Gran Alacant Surgery. To contact him call, 689
their money back for them if it doesnโt work, which as
760 420 or alternatively he may well be working in
you can see is very rare.
Norway, 0047 99 11 45 00. www.doctor4energy.com www.doctor4energy.com
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Cathyยดs Curiosity Corner โThe Best Thing Since
Sliced Bread!"
If you like to shop with a smile on your face I know of just the place, down in
Dear Cathy My wife seems a little different lately and has lost weight, bought new clothes and going out at weekends more. Do you think she is after something? I did buy her a new dishwasher just last month. Barry, San Miguel
Benijofar. A smile, a giggle and a hearty
Barry I think your wife is just having fun with her new friends...I see her diverting traffic at the roundabout near where I live. All the male drivers stop and say hi to her, I think she must work for the Tourist office secretly...xx Cathy.
From the moment you walk in the door
Dear Cathy Weโve been married 41 years and my husband says that sex is over for us. What can I do? Desperate in Torrevieja
thing you really like or just from meeting
Desperate in Torrevieja I think he is just saying that. I think he is planning a trip for you both as I see him a lot with Barryโs wife asking for directions at the roundabout. Cathy
ally is just that. Take a wander around
Dear Cathy I've just split up with the one true love of my life (since Darren), anyway he left I think because I'm a single mum of four even though I've told him who I think most of the fathers are. Should I move on? Name and address withheld cos you know me. Name and address withheld This man wasnโt right for you as he has at least 7 Children of his own, I think his problem lies within himself and he is scared that with your 4 he will become a manager, as in football, and he fears crowds. Cathy. Dear Cathy I've recently changed from a Renault Clio to a Citroen c3, what do you think to the difference in overall brake horse power? And would you have gone for the Peugeot? Nigel, Benijofar. Dear Nigel, As anyone knows the output at the final end is far higher on the Peugeot therefore in overall performance the Peugeot is the one every time! Cathy.
welcome - thatโs without mentioning the incredible amount of โdifferent stuffโ to be found here at Cathyโs Curiosity Corner.
and a duck quacks at you, from somewhere, you know that this will not be an ordinary shopping experience. However, one thing that is certainly guaranteed at this place is that you will leave with a smile - whether you found someCathy. Cathyยดs Curiosity Corner in Benijofar reand youยดll be met by the amazing figure of Cathy who will welcome you as warmly as she does everyone and everyone who shops here is now her friend - just pay the shop and visit and I will bet you now that you come back as with a new friend in Cathy. Prices are kept realistic as Cathy says she likes the shop to be an ever-changing oasis in the heart of the Spanish village of Benijofar, and it is just that. Whether I call in daily or weekly the stock at the Curiosity Shop is always changing and thereยดs always plenty of new and interesting pieces to mull over while you enjoy a coffee.
If you havenยดt been to this place yet, donยดt miss out on what really is the best shop Iโve seen in years!
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Mud, Mud glorious m Dave Bull pays Novelda a visit and discovers a couple of tucked away places that should be on anyoneยดs ยดmust do in Spainยด list.
By Dave Bull I was invited to the wonderful and โooh, I like that!โ (that was the females by the way...) venue that is the Casa lยดArt in Novelda and from there, with the guidance of Joan and Diego from the art themed restaurant to the salt springs nearby where we ironically ate peppers...but more of that to come after Iโve told you more about the Casa lยดArt. A different and fascinating venue for diners whether they are art lovers (in any shape or form) or not. The place is full of fine examples of the arts from Joan your host, and former Spanish national company member in photos of some of his performances, to paintings objects and images that will have the ladies and it must be said, a good few of the fellas saying the sentence mentioned previously. Joan and Diego make visitors immediately welcome and not only offer fine foods and drinks but a guided tour of the establishment as well as accommodation for anyone looking for a late and relaxing night.
enjoy the views on the terraces or reserve a corner in the Casa lโArt to enjoy a cocktail, wine or soft drink, a snack...and just about everything about the place. Events, dinners, communions, weddings and all kinds of parties and celebrations in a creative and different way are held there; try it...itยดs just nice! After our tour and delicious snacks Joan and Diego led us by car to the nearby salt pools and mud baths that are tucked away up a bumpy little track but are well worth the odd head bang on the inside of the car roof to get there. The first pool is just a short walk across salt covered earth that gives the appearance of winter and snow, although the 36 degree temperature and tasteful shorts gave me away at least... The group of us, nine in total, soon slipped into the red water that is surprisingly cool from being fed from an underground spring. The first thing to notice
The views from Casa lยดArt are what most will first be attracted by and being served refreshing drinks on a relaxing terrace on cool evening on a mountain with views down to the coast is not a bad end to the day. Casa lโArt ยท rural ยท art ยท restaurant Offers you the chance to enjoy their signature toast, crepes and salads, custom pairings and a tasty range of desserts and
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is youยดll float so easily in the shallow pool that relaxing takes on a whole new meaning as you effortlessly float on the surface. Now, thereโs a time and a place to get filthy in magazines and this is exactly it as Joan and Diego pointed out the different types of salt-soaked mud that refresh the parts...you know... The red mud to be found in the pool we were in was reputedly
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help & advice on living in Spain...
SCHOOLS IN SPAIN EXPLAINED If you are a family who wants to relocate to Spain, one of the most important decisions you will need to make is where to educate your children. Whether to choose state run Spanish schooling or one of the many private international schools is a subject much debated by those intending on moving and by those already in Spain.
THE DIFFERENT OPTIONS AVAILABLE TO YOU
Centro Educaciรณn Infantil y Primaria (CEIP)
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wee International Schools in Spain
a) Educaciรณn Infantil 3 to 6 years:
There are essentially two types of international school in Spain.
Although it is not obligatory to attend school at this age, the
There are those that teach primarily in English and follow the
government will provide your child a place if required. You have
b) E
UK curriculum with Spanish taught as a second language and
to be registered (on the pardon) at the town hall. Places are
year
those that teach in English and follow the Spanish educational
allocated during a two week application period in March/April.
curriculum. Under the Spanish curriculum education is compul-
We have found that most town halls will still find a place for
Stud
sory between the ages of 12 and 16. Between the ages of 16
your child outside the application window. As in the UK, places
dem
and 18, students can opt to study the Bachillerato which then
are awarded on a points system and your first choice of school
addi
gives the opportunity for successful students to go on to uni-
is not guaranteed.
versity in Europe and the USA. Even though schools are called โinternationalโ, the majority of students are usually Spanish thereby your child will integrate easily and, of course, learn Spanish very quickly.
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to th
Som b) Educaciรณn Primarรญa 6 to12 years:
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Education in Spain is compulsory from the age of 6. Again, plac-
Art โ
es are awarded via the points system during after the March/
Perf
Spanish State School System
April application period. All children are guaranteed a place in
Although the school timetable, calendar dates and languages
first choice school. The period of primary education is split in to
studied can vary depending on region, all state run schools in
3 cycles. Year 1 & 2 โ Inicial, Year 3 & 4 โ Media and Year 5 &
Spain follow the same format and regulations set by the central
6 โ Superior. At the end of studentsโ time in primary education,
Ministry of Education. School is obligatory from 6 to 16 years,
each child is given a final report (Historial Academico) and a
Asse
however free schooling is provided for children from the age of
copy is sent to their secondary school.
deci
3.
a local school although there is no guarantee of a place in your
Instituto de Educaciรณn Secundaria (IES)
There are also a limited number of subsidized state nurseries for
Scie
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of th the the
children aged 4 months and upwards.
a) Educaciรณn Secundaria Obligatoria (ESO) 12 to 16 years:
Here are the different elements of the Spanish state school
From the age of 12 to 16 students study to achieve the โGrad-
to U
uado Escolarโ which is a globally recognized certificate that
Univ
system: Guarderรญa (Nursery) 4 months to 3 years:
demonstrates proficiency in the six core subjects plus three
lang
optional subjects. Students are continually evaluated and those
phy
who have not reached the required standard in more than two The majority of guarderรญa/nurseries are privately operated,
subjects will be required to repeat the year again. A particular
however there are a very limited number of state nurseries too.
year can only repeated once and a student cannot โrepeatโ more
It is best not to depend on a place in a state nursery as they are
than two times during their
quite difficult to get and are awarded via a means-tested points system.
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Secondary education.
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Like primary place allocation, the town hall is obligated to pro-
furth
vide a place for every student and places at particular schools
Grad
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SCHOOLS awarded via a points system during the March/April two
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he area.
Educaciรณn Secundaria No obligatoria (Bachillerato) 16 to 18
rs:
dents study for two years to receive the โBachillerโ which
monstrates a proficiency in seven of the core subjects plus an
itional seven/eight subjects chosen by the student.
me example Bachillers are below - (availability can differ
ending on the โInstitutoโ):
โ art, image and design
forming Arts โ music and dance
ence and Technology
manities and Social Sciences
essment is internal and continuous. The teaching staff
ide if each student has reached the required level in each
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guage and literature, a foreign language, history or philosoand other subjects of their choice.
maciรณn Profesional 16 years upwards Formacion Professional is another type of further education
h emphasis on vocational study such as catering, design,
hion, I.T. etc. Usually some form of extended work experi-
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her education is available to students who have achieved
duado Escolar or Bachiller level.
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