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lip balms, lotions, and other awesome shit ,
SERIOUS
LIP BALM
all-natural. handmade. kickass. kass.
Stories matter Here is our small business story... An art professor and her former student, we - Khara and Luckey - unknowingly launched Serious Lip Balm from our kitchens in 2014 when we discovered a mutual passion for creating handmade and useful gifts while making people laugh and trying to make a positive impact on this beautiful world. Serious Lip Balm quickly escalated from a way to give something heartfelt to teachers to a fully -fledged business with more than 15 products that include a little something for everyone from paw balms for your doggos to nipple balms for runners and breastfeeding mamas. Our little-company-thatcould also has a commitment to its community and world – we are happy to employ and support the wonderful individuals of Elm City Rehabilitation Center as well as partner with inspiring foundations that promote awareness, educate and advocate for social justice and kindness in our communities.
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New Shit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 Lip Balms . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Tints & Shimmers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Satisfying Smells . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 NASA & Space Balms . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 The Bitches . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 The Bundles . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Whips . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .12 Lotion Bars . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .12 Tough Shit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13 Smidge & Dollops . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13 Bug Stuff . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Serious Fix . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .15 Lip Scrub . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .15 Hand Scrub . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .15 Boop Balm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16 Paw Balm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16 Beard Balm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 Hand Stuff . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .18 Everything Balm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .18 Nip Balm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .19 Tattoo Aftercare . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .19 Serious Relief . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .19 Wholesale Bundles . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .20 Lip Balm Codes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .22 Tints & Shimmers Codes . . . . . . . . . .25 Displays & Retail Signs . . . . . . . . . . .26
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Space Balms See page 9 age 9
Satisfying smells SERIOUSLIPBALM.COM FAVORITE
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paw Balm Display See page 29
Happy Camper A brand new collaboration with Laura Kelly
HAPPY CAMPER Designs to celebrate The Great Outdoors and happy campers everywhere! Contains one &WI 7VWHH TQNNGT DQVVNG C 7 1QTGU UEGPVGF NKR balm and two adorable nature-themed stickers that were hand drawn by Laura Kelly. Scents: Juicy Fruit, Caramel Cream, Tootsie Pop
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LIP BALM where it all started
* Apple Pie
* Lula,s Donunt Balm
* Astromint
* Mango Strawberry
* Astronaut Ice Cream
* Margarita
* Bacon
* Merlot
* Banana Pudding
* Mint Hot Chocolate
* Betty White
* Mint Julep
* Bitches Brew
* Mojito
* Brownie
* NASA Juicy Fruit Galaxy Balm
* Bubblegum * Burnt Sugar * Buttered Popcorn * Butterscotch * Candy Apple
Lip balm is where it all starte started and we still make the best in the biz. Our balms are scented – not , flavored – so you don t lick your lips off, they come in a crazy amount of scents and soak right in to heal and moisturize without feeling heavy.
Case Cost: $37.50
Case Size: 15 balms per scent Tester: $1.50
Our Kick A** Scents
* Candy Cane * Carmel Cream * Cereal * Champagne * Chardonnay * Cheese
* NASA Peppermint Space Shuttle * Orange Creamsicle * PB&J * Peanut Butter Fudge * Peppermint * Pina Colada * Pizza * Pomegranate * Pride * Pumpkin Spice
* Coffee * Composition Notebook * Cosmic Cake * Cotton Candy * Creme Brulee * Deep Dish Pizza * Dill Pickle * Dolly Parton * Fireball * Fred Rogers * Fresh Orange * Frosted Cupcake
* Ranch * Rootbeer * Salted Caramell * Sangria * S,Mores * Snickerdoodle e * Solar Citrus * Strawberry Champagne * Strawberry Lemonade
* F*ck Winter
* Sugar Cookie e with Sprinkles es
* Gooey Butter Cake
* Sweet Tea
* Green River
* Tootsie Pop
* Gummy Bear
* Unscented
* Hazelnut Latte
* Vanilla Bean n
* Head Shop
* Vanilla Mintt
* Hot Buttered Rum
* Watermelon n
* Juicy Fruit
* Whiskey
* Key Lime Pie
* Wine Coolerr
* Lemon Drop
Barcodes located on page 16 SERIOUSLIPBALM.COM FAVORITE
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Shimmer . . . just like the original but with a little something extra! By adding a little tint, a
Black Cherry
Buttermint
Chai Tea
Cherry Almond
Lemon Poundcake
Margarita
Red Bull
Strawberry Lemonade
little shimmer or maybe both, we gave our balms a little oomph to give you a hint of something to put a little pep in your step.
Case Cost: $48.75
Case Size: 15 balms per scent Tester: $1.50
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Cherry Almon Almond
Dragonfruit
Key Lime Pie
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Merlot
Size: 5” x 5” Unit Cost: $5.00
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Vanilla Bean
Ever have the urge to smell like PB&J, Pizza or GXGP 6%2', (6)77-2+# +6)%8 2);7 YG XG created Satisfying Smells with the amazing Kappa Toys so we (and the kiddos in our lives) can use an adorable roller bottle to give us the aroma of our favorite treats! Size: 10ml Ingredients: Grapeseed Oil, Scents.
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SATISFYING SMELLS DISPLAY
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Holds 20 smells • Products not included
Cost: $15.00
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Case Cost: $25.00 Case Size: 5 smells Tester: $2.50
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SPACE & NaSA LIP BALM these are out of this world
Think of these as the polite little sisters of our other bundles – three lip balms in a thematic bundle, pre-wrapped and awesome.
Space LIP BALMs NASA N NA A ASSA Page
ASTROMINT BALM
COSMIC CAKE BALM
SOLAR CITRUS BALM
SPACE CHEESE BALM
NaSA LIP BALMs NASA PEPPERMINT SPACE SHUTTLE
NASA JUICY FRUIT GALAXY BALM 9
Three lip balms in a burlap bag to match the personalities of some of your
, WE VE GOT A BITCH FOR ALL YOUR B*TCHES
favorite people.
FANCY B*TCH Scents: Peppermint, Cherry Almond, Vanilla Bean
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Scents: Pumpkin Spice, Margarita, Vanilla Bean
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BIRTHDAY B*TCH
RICH B*TCH
Scents: Strawberry Champagne, gne, Frosted Cupcake, Crème Brulèe lèe
Scents: Crème Brûlèe, Strawberry Champagne, Hazelnut Latte
BUNBIRBIT-T
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BROKE ASS B*TCH
SALTY B*TCH
Scents: Wine Cooler, PB&J, Cereal
Scents: Mojito, Piña Colada, Key Lime Pie
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FRIGID B*TCH
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Scents: Fireball, Mint Hot Chocolate, Salted Caramel C
Sc Scents: Chardonnay, Sangria, Merlot Sa
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CRAFTY B*TCH CRAFT Scents: Chai Tea, Lemon Poundcake, Red Bull
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Case Cost: $40.00 Case Size: 5 bundles Unit Cost: $8.00 Tester Cost: $4.00
Case Cost: $35.00
Case Size: 5 bundles Unit Cost: $7.00 • Tester Cost: $3.50
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Bundles OUR SWEET
Think of these as the polite little sisters of our other bundles – three lip balms in a thematic bundle, pre-wrapped and awesome.
BASIC BRO Scents: Bacon, Buttered Popcorn, Pizza
MUNCHIES Scents: Gummy Bear, Brownie, Head Shop
BUNBASBRO-T BUNMUNCH-T
BLESS YOUR HEART Scents: Mint Julep, Banana Pudding, Sweet Tea
POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE Scents: Frosted Cupcake, Rainbow Sherbet, Tropical Milkshake
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BREAKFAST
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Scents: Cereal, Hazelnut Latte, Strawberry Lemonade
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Scents: Candy Apple, Coffee, Peppermint
FRUITY Scents: Pomegranate. Strawberry Lemonade, Watermelon
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SWEET TOOTH Scents: Juicy Fruit, Caramel Cream, Tootsie Pop
HANGOVER Scents: Fireball, Pizza, Coffee BUNSWETOO-T BUNHANG-T
WINDY CITY Scents: Juicy Fruit, Caramel Cream, Tootsie Pop
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MILK & HONEY
Clean, fresh, and unisex
Subtly sweet and creamy
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CHERRY ALMOND
S0 FRESH & SO CLEAN A bright citrus mint
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A little bit of cherry and a little bit of almond
DUDE WHIP
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Cedar and leather, like a hot guy
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GEORGIA QUARTZ Bright and lively with citrus and floral undertones
Case C ase Cost: $40.00
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Case Size: 5 whips Unit Cost: $8.00 Tester Cost: $4.00 $4 00
HAPPY & SH*T Light and clean with a hint of melon
Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” Unit Cost: $5.00
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WHIPS & LOTION BARS ALMOND MARSHMALLOW As sweet and soft as it sounds
Size: 4oz
Lotion Bars
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Case Size: 5 whips Unit Cost: $6.50 Tester Cost: $3.25
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Sweet and delicious
LOTALMMAR-T
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HAPPY & SH*T
UNSCENTED
Light and clean with a hint of melon
LOTHAPSHI-T
Case Cost: $32.50
VANILLA BUTTERCREAM
GREAT WIDE OPEN Fresh air and mountains
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Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” Unit Cost: $5.00
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Are you looking for an unbelievable all natural and handmade body balm that is gender-free, packed with concentrated moisture and SNARKY AS HELL? Look no further
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Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” Unit Cost: $5.00
Case Cost: $25.00 Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $5.00 Tester Cost: $2.50
OUTDOORSY
PEACEFUL
Pine and hint of teakwood
Layers of lavender and amber
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Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” Unit Cost: $5.00
SUGAR COOKIE LOTION SMIDGE
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0.35 OUNCES
“clean” Product Sign
Case Cost: $22.50
Size: 5” x 5” Unit Cost: $5.00
0.75 OUNCES
“Snarky” Product Sign
Case Size: 5 sticks Unit Cost: $4.50 Tester Cost: $2.25 (BUGSTUFFS-T)
Case Cost: $42.50 C
Size: 5” x 5” Unit Cost: $5.00
C Case Size: 5 sticks Unit Cost: $8.50 Tester Cost: $4.25 (BUGSTUFFM-T)
2.0 OUNCES
Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” Unit Cost: $5.00
Case Cost: $65.00
Case Size: 5 sticks Unit Cost: $13.00 Tester Cost: $6.50 (BUGSTUFFL-T)
ROLLER BOTTLE Case Cost: $22.50
Case Size: 5 rollers Unit Cost: $4.50 Tester Cost: $2.25 (BUGSTUFFROL-T)
F*CK BUGS Case Cost: $25.00
Case Size: 5 rollers Unit Cost: $5.00 Tester Cost: $2.50 (BUGSTUFFCK-T)
BUG STUFF? With a blend of essential oils in a moisturizing balm or a co convenient nvenient roller bottle, this easy-to-apply bug repellent just needs to be b rubbed onto pulse points to keep all of the biting bugs from ruining ing your day.
Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” Unit Cost: $5.00
SERIOUS FIX Clove, tea tree, and peppermint essential oils and a moisturizing base combine to be an amazing treatment for cuts, scraps, callouses, rashes, and severely dry skin!
SCRUBS & FIXES
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Case Cost: $42.50
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Case Size: 5 fixes Unit Cost: $8.50 Tester Cost: $4.25 (FIXM-T)
C Case Size: 5 scrubs Unit Cost: $4.00 Tester Cost: $2.00 (LIPSCRUB-T)
2O OUNCES
Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” • Unit Cost: $5.00
Case Cost: $65.00 Cas
Case Size: 5 fixes Unit Cost: $13.00 Tester Cost: $6.50 (FIXL-T) Test
HAND SCRUB
Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” • Unit Cost: $5.00
This scrub cleans, exfoliates, moisturizes, AND has a fresh lemon scent. GAMECHANGER
Case Cost: $25.00
SCRUB BUNDLE DIRTY BITCH DIRT Scents Frosted Cupcake Scents: Lip Ba Balm, Lip Scrub
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Case Size: 5 scrubs Unit Cost: $5.00 Tester Cost: $2.50 (HANSCRUB-T)
Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” • Unit Cost: $5.00
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DOG STUFF Rough noses and paws? NOT ANYMORE. Easy to apply, grease-free, scent-free, and flavor-free, our Boop Balm and Paw Balm will keep your puppers in tip-top shape.
BOOP BALM
Product Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” • Unit Cost: $5.00
Case Cost: $12.50
Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $2.50 Tester Cost: $1.25 (BOOP-T)
PAW BALM
Product Product P Sign
Case Cost: $30.00
Size: 5” x 5” • Unit Cost: $5.00
Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $6.00 Tester Cost: $3.00 (PAW-T)
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Story Of Lula Lula came into my life as a sassy 4 month old English Bulldog puppy who had opinions about everything. She quickly became my constant companion and best friend. Whatever life brought me Lula was down for the ride. , Traveling was her favorite and it didn t matter if we were packing up to head to another state or just walking across the house to the kitchen. She was right there, waddling beside me. Ready to sit shotgun. She made the perfect Customer Service Representative for Serious Lip Balm because it was in her nature to make sure everyone was happy while also keeping me in my place. Unfortunately Lula left this world for one where rivers are made of popcorn, the front seat is always available, and everyone is allowed on the couches. Her memory lives on forever as our forever mascot and in the dog hair will always have in my couch.
—Luckey
BEARD BALM Serious Beard Balm smells fresh, softens that beard and moisturizes that itchy skin on your chin all in one step. Easy peasy.
Serious Serious Beard Balm Balm A light aroma of smoky vanilla
Serious S erious Freedom Freedom Balm Balm Cedar, leather, and hot dude
Serious S erious Business Balm Balm Sage, sweetgrass, and all fresh
Manly Bundles
1.0 OUNCE Case Cost: $20.00 Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $4.00 Tester Cost: $2.00 (BEARDREGS-T)
3.0 OUNCES Case Cost: $40.00 Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $8.00 Tester Cost: $4.00 (BEARDREGL-T)
1.0 OUNCE
3.0 OUNCES
Case Cost: $20.00
Case Cost: $40.00
Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $4.00 Tester Cost: $2.00 (BEARDFRES-T)
Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $8.00 Tester Cost: $4.00 (BEARDFREL-T)
1.0 OUNCE
3.0 OUNCES
Case Cost: $20.00
Case Cost: $40.00
Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $4.00 Tester Cost: $2.00 (BEARDBUSS-T)
Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $8.00 Tester Cost: $4.00 (BEARDBUSL-T)
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Scents: Coffee Lip Balm, Beard Balm Sce
Scents: Whiskey Lip Balm, Beard Balm Sce
Case Cost: $35.00 Case Size: 5 bundles Unit Cost: $7.00 Tester Cost: $3.50
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Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” Unit Cost: $5.00
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H Serious Hand Stuff is a miracle in a tin – a little bit of this scent-free lotion goes a long way to heal up those cuticles and encourage strong nail growth.
Case Size: 5 balms • Unit Cost: $4.00 Tester Cost: $2.00 (HANSTUFF-T)
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Case Cost: $20.00
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Nip Balm Whether you,re breastfeeding or running, our ur Serious Seri Nip Balm will keep your nipples happy without any nut oils.
Case Cost: $15.00
Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $3.00 Tester Cost: $1.50 $ (NIP-T)
Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” • Unit Cost: $5.00
Tattoo Aftercare With the help of a tattoo artist, we combined esstential oils that are known to promote healing and fight infection with a fluffy moisturizing base to help heal your new tattoo and brighten your older ones.
Case Cost: $20.00
Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $4.00 Tester Cost: $2.00 (TATCARE-T)
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Serious Relief Sore muscles and joints? Let Serious Relief help! Serious Relief is packed with eucalyptus oil and menthol crystals to cool while transdermal magnesium soaks in to ease the ache in muscles and joints. Ahhhhhhhh…
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Product Sign Size: 5” x 5” • Unit Cost: $5.00
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ST STARTER PACKAGE P A Includes: In nclud 90 Lip Balms (15 of each): Strawberry Lemonade. Frosted Cupcake, Cupc Cu p a Margarita, Vanilla Mint, Hazelnut Latte, Fireball Bundles (5 Each): Basic B*tch, One Hot B*tch, Winey 225 Bu B*tch, Teacher, Pocket Full of Sunshine 10 Small Beard Balms: Freedom 10 Whips (5 each): Happy & Sh*t and Milk & Honey 5 Paw Balms 10 Small Bug Stuff 5 Hand Scrub 5 Hand Stuff 10 Lotion Bars (5 each): Vanilla Buttercream and Great Wide Open 30 Tinted Balms (15 each): Chai Tea and Vanilla Bean 10 Retail Signs: Tinted Lip Balms, Lip Balm, Lotion Bar, Bug Stuff, Beard Balm, Paw Balm, Hand Stuff, Hand Scrub, Bundle, Whips 2 Displays: Cubby and Tray Testers: 6 Lip Balms, 2 Tinted Balms, 2 Whips, 2 Lotion Bars, 1 Small Beard Balm, 1 Paw Balm, 1 Hand Stuff, 1 Hand Scrub, 1 Bundle, 1 Small Bug Stuff FREE BIN, TRAY, AND TESTERS! AN $95 VALUE!
Bundle Cost: $852.50 SERIOUSLIPBALM.COM FAVORITE
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WHOLESALE PACKAGES BEST OF BALMS Includes a wooden bin display with (15 Each) Strawberry Lemonade, Frosted Cupcake, Margarita, Vanilla Mint, Hazelnut Latte, and Fireball Includes FREE TESTERS
COUNTER DISPLAY WITH BEST SELLERS Includes one incredible handmade wooden display, 15 Margarita lip balms, 15 Frosted Cupcake lip balms, and 2 FREE lip balm testers, one Margarita and one Frosted Cupcake
Bundle Cost: $240.00
Includes TWO FREE TESTERS of each lip balm
BEST OF TINTED BALMS
COUNTER DISPLAY WITH TINTED BEST SELLERS
Includes a wooden bin display with (15 Each) Strawberry Lemonade, Chai Tea, Cherry Almond, Merlot, Lemon Poundcake, and Buttermint
Bundle Cost: $90.00
Includes FREE TESTERS
Includes Wooden Bin Display with (15 Each) Strawberry Lemonade, Chai Tea, Cherry Almond, Merlot, Lemon Poundcake, and Buttermint
Bundle Cost: $307.50
Includes TWO FREE TESTERS of each lip balm
Bundle Cost: $112.50
BUG STUFF BITCH PACK Includes (4 of each): Basic B*tch, Birthday B*tch, Broke Ass B*tch, Frigid B*tch, One Hot B*tch, Rich B*tch, Salty B*tch, Winey B*tch
10 Medium and 15 Small • Includes FREE TESTERS
Bundle Cost: $167.50
Includes 2 FREE TESTER BUNDLES
Bundle Cost: $239.00
Roller Bottle With Display: $105.00
SATISFYING SMELLS DISPLAY
PAW BALM DISPLAY PACK
Includes 4 each of 5 scents: Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Suddenly Ramen-tic, Pizza Party, Ranch Goes on Everything, and , S more is Smore and display
Includes 10 dog paw balms and display
Includes FREE TESTERS
Bundle Cost: $115.00
20 Roller Bottles & Display Includes FREE TESTERS
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LIP BALM CODES APPLE PIE
BROWNIE
CHARDONNAY
LIPBROWNIE-T
LIPCHARD-T
BUBBLE GUM
CHERRY ALMOND
LIPBUBBLE-T
LIPCHEALM-T
BURNT SUGAR
CHEESE
LIPBURSUG-T
LIPSBCHE-T
BUTTERED POPCORN
COFFEE
LIPBUTPOP-T
LIPCOFFEE-T
BUTTERSCOTCH
COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK
LIPBUTT-T
LIPCOMP-T
CANDY APPLE
COSMIC CAKE
LIPCANAPP-T
LIPSBCOS-T
CANDY CANE
COTTON CANDY
LIPCANCAN-T
LIPCOTCAN-T
CARAMEL CREAM
CREME BRULEE
LIPCARCRE-T
LIPCREBRU-T
CEREAL
DEEP DISH PIZZA
LIPCEREAL-T
LIPDEEP-T
CHAMPAGNE
DILL PICKLE
LIPCHAMP-T
LIPDILPIC-T
LIPAPPIE-T
ASTROMINT
LIPSBAST-T
ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM
LIPSBICE-T
BACON
LIPBACON-T
BANANA PUDDING
LIPBANPUD-T
BETTY WHITE
LIPROSE-T
B*TCHES BREW
LIPBITBRE-T
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DOLLY PARTON
Case Cost: $37.50
Case Size: 15 balms per scent Tester (1 per case, if desired)
LIPDOLLY-T
FRED ROGERS HEAD SHOP
MERLOT
LIPHEASHO-T
LIPMERLOT-T
HOT BUTTERED RUM
MINT HOT CHOCOLATE
LIPHOTBUT-T
LIPMINHOT-T
JUICY FRUIT
MINT JULEP
LIPJUIFRU-T
LIPMINJUL-T
KEY LIME PIE
MOJITO
LIPKEYLIM-T
LIPMOJITO-T
LEMON DROP
NASA JUICY FRUIT GALAXY
LIPFRED-T
FIREBALL
LIPFIREBALL-T
FRESH ORANGE
LIPFREORA-T
FROSTED CUPCAKE
LIPFROCUP-T
F*CK WINTER
LIPFUCWIN-T
GOOEY BUTTER CAKE
LIPLEMDRO-T LIPNASAJUICY-T
LULA,S DONUT BALM LIPGOOEY-T
GREEN RIVER
NASA PEPPERMINT SPACE SHUTTLE LIPLULA-T
MANGO STRAWBERRY
LIPNASAPEPP-T
LIPGRNRIV-T
GUMMY BEAR
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PB&J LIPMARG-T LIPPBJ-T
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PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE
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PIZZA
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POMEGRANATE
SOLAR CITRUS
WATERMELON
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PRIDE
STRAWBERRY CHAMPAGNE
LIPPRIDE-T
LIPSTRCHA-T
PUMPKIN SPICE
STRAWBERRY LEMONADE
LIPPUMSPI-T
RANCH
LIPRANCH-T
LIPSUGCOO-T
SWEET TEA LIPROOT-T
LIPSWETEA-T
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LIPWATER-T
WHISKEY
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WINE COOLER
LIPWINCOO-T LIPSTRLEM-T
SUGAR COOKIE WITH SPRINKLES ROOTBEER
VANILLA MINT
TINTS CHERRY ALMOND
LIPTINTCHEALM-T
DRAGONFRUIT
MERLOT
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KEY LIME PIE
LIPTINTKEYLIM-T
TINTS & SHIMMER CODES
LIPTINTPEPP-T
VANILLA BEAN
LIPTINTVANBEA-T
Case Cost: $48.75
SHIMMER BLACK CHERRY
LEMON POUND CAKE
LIPSHIMBLACHE-T
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BUTTERMINT
MARGARITA
LIPSHIMBUTT-T
LIPSHIMMARG-T
CHAI TEA
REDBULL
LIPSHIMCHATEA-T
LIPSHIMREDBULL-T
CHERRY ALMOND
Case Size: 15 balms per scent Tester: $1.50
STRAWBERRY LEMONADE
LIPSHIMCHEALM-T LIPSHIMSTRLEM-T
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Lip Balm
Hand Stuff
Bug Stuff F**K Bugs
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Hand Scrub
Bug Stuff Roller
Boop Balm
Bundle
Beard Balm
Everything Balm
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Lotion Bar
Serious Relief
Whip Lotion
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Who is Serious
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Tattoo Balm
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DISPLAYS Displays? Thanks to our friends at Fire & Pine of Ridgeland, South Carolina, we are now able to carry these incredible and sustainablysourced wood displays for our products. , And we thought our products couldn t look any cooler ...
SPACE E BALM DISPLAY
Holds 90 balms Products not included
Cost: $15.00
VERTICAL BALM DISPLAY
Holds 20 balms Products not included
Holds 20 balms Products not included
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PRODUCT TRAY 10” x 12” x 10” Products not included
Cost: $15.00
BUG STUFF ROLLER BOTTLE DISPLAY Holds 20 rollers • Products not included
Cost: $15.00
BUG STUFF TRAY
DOG PAW BALM DISPLAY
6”x7”x8” Products not included
10” x 12” x 10” Products not included
Cost: $15.00
Cost: $15.00
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GOOD TO KNOW ORDERING AND PAYING AND WHAT NOT We currently have a minimum opening order of $150 and reorder of $125. We offer small quantities per product so that you can try a bunch of stuff. Lip balms come in 15 per scent, everything else comes in 5 per product. ;CPV C VGUVGT# ;G XG IQV VJQUG HQT JCNH QH VJG lowest wholesale cost – you can get one per scent of product and we highly recommend them. A customer that tries the product becomes a buyer seriously, our sh*t is that good. 4C[OGPV KU FWG DGHQTG YG UJKR ¨ YG TG UQTT[ YG YKUJ YG FKFP V JCXG VQ UC[ VJCV DWV YG CTG LWUV C small business, you know? Once we are buddies for a while, we can talk about NET30. Need a rep? Contact us at wholesale@ seriouslipbalm.com Want to order online? Easy peasy lemon squeezy. seriouslipbalm.com/pages/wholesale Want to talk to a human? Email us your digits and we will give you a ringy-dingy.
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SHIPPING AND SUCH We are going to do our darndest to get your order out the door ASAP, usually within 1-3 days or we will let you know otherwise. We ship via USPS and UPS, whichever is the best for your region and order, but we are happy to work with you on that. Shipping is 12% of the cost of the order or whatever the online marketplace of choice deems appropriate. Is the weather hot where you are? Make sure [QW VGNN WU DGECWUG 396 789** 1)087 [ CNN ;G can happily arrange for cold packs and shipping on certain dates (like, not on a Friday so it FQGUP V DCMG KP C YCTGJQWUG CNN YGGMGPF UQ KH you could give us a heads-up, that would be amazing.
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ANYTHING ELSE? BUELLER? BUELLER? Got a question? Need something special? Want to tell us that you love us? Don,t be shy, we,d love to hear from you!
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