lip balms, lotions, and other awesome shit (don , t worry, we have other non-sweary stuff, too)
SERIOUS LIP BALM
all-natural. handmade. kickass.
Stories matter
Here is our small business story...
An art professor and her former student, we - Khara and Luckey - unknowingly launched Serious Lip Balm from our kitchens in 2014 when we discovered a mutual passion for creating handmade and useful gifts while making people laugh and trying to make a positive impact on this beautiful world. Serious Lip Balm quickly escalated from a way to give something heartfelt to teachers to a fully -fledged business with more than 15 products that include a little something for everyone from paw balms for your doggos to nipple balms for runners and breastfeeding mamas. Our little-company-thatcould also has a commitment to its community and world – we are happy to employ and support the wonderful individuals of Elm City Rehabilitation Center as well as partner with inspiring foundations that promote awareness, educate and advocate for social justice and kindness in our communities.
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LIP BALM
“The Normals” where it all started
Lip balm is where it all started and we still make the best in the biz. Our balms are scented – not flavored – so you don,t lick your lips off, they come in a crazy amount of scents and soak right in to heal and moisturize without feeling heavy.
Case Cost: $37.50
Case Size: 15 balms per scent
Unit Cost: $2.50 • Tester: $1.25
Our Kick-A** Scents
* Apple Pie
* Bacon
* Banana Pudding
* Brownie
* Bubblegum
* Burnt Sugar
* Buttered Popcorn
* Butterscotch
* Candy Apple
* Carmel Cream
* Cereal
* Chardonnay
* Cherry Almond
* Coffee
* Cotton Candy
* Creme Brulee
* Deep Dish Pizza
* Dill Pickle
* Fireball
* F resh Orange
* F rosted Cupcake
* Gooey Butter Cake
* Gummy Bear
* Hazelnut Latte
* Head Shop
* Hot Buttered Rum
* Juicy Fruit
* Key Lime Pie
* Lemon Drop
* Mango Strawberry
* Merlot
* Mint Hot Chocolate
* Mint Julep
* Mojito
* Orange Creamsicle
* PB&J
* Peanut Butter Fudge
* Peppermint
* Pina Colada
* Pizza
* Pomegranate
* Pumpkin Spice
* Ranch
* Rootbeer
* Salted Caramel
* Sangria
* S,Mores
* Snickerdoodle
* Strawberry Champagne
* Strawberry Lemonade
* Sweet Tea
* Tootsie Pop
* Unscented
* Vanilla Bean
* Vanilla Mint
* Watermelon
* Whiskey
* Wine Cooler
. . . just like the original but with a little something extra! By adding a little tint, a little shimmer or maybe both, we gave our balms a little oomph to give you a hint of something to put a little pep in your step.
Black Cherry
Buttermint
Chai Tea
Cherry Almond
Margarita
Strawberry Lemonade
Dragonfruit
Key Lime Pie
Merlot
Peppermint Vanilla Bean
BETTY WHITE (CHEESECAKE) BITCHES BREW (PUMPKIN PIE)
COMPOSITION
NOTEBOOK (CANDY APPLE) DOLLY PARTON (COFFEE)
F*CK WINTER (VANILLA MINT)
LULA,S DONUT BALM (GLAZED DONUT) GREEN RIVER (SHAMROCK)
SUGAR COOKIE WITH SPRINKLES (SUGAR COOKIE)
Wildlife Balms
AXOLOTL (APPLE PIE)
ELEPHANT (CARAMEL CREAM)
GIRAFFE (LEMON)
Botanical Balms
Underwater Balms
When two women-owned and kindnessobsessed companies meet, they have to collaborate, right? RIGHT. What you get are amazing themed bundles to spread love and gratitude all around that are filled with all-natural and handmade lip balms and products combined with dishwasher, waterproof and weatherproof stickers that can go ANYWHERE.
HAPPY CAMPER
Items: Bug Stuff Roller Bottle, S’mores Lip Balm, and 2 Stickers drawn by Laura Kelly
Laura Kelly Bundles
Case Cost: $45.00
Case Size: 5 bundles Unit Cost: $9.00 • Tester Cost: $4.50
HEALING BUNDLE
Items: Sugar Cookie Lotion Smidge, Frosted Cupcake Lip Balm and 2 Stickers drawn by Laura Kelly
LEARNING BUNDLE
Items: Sugar Cookie Lotion Smidge, Composition (Candy Apple) Lip Balm and 2 Stickers drawn by Laura Kelly
Case Cost: $40.00
Case Size: 5 bundles
Unit Cost: $8.00 • Tester Cost: $4.00
BUNLEARN-T
BUNCAMP-T
Three lip balms in a burlap bag to match the personalities of some of your favorite people.
BUNCRABIT-T
Case Cost: $40.00
Case Size: 5 bundles
Unit Cost: $8.00
BASIC B*TCH
Scents: Pumpkin Spice, Margarita, Vanilla Bean
BUNBASBIT-T
BIRTHDAY
B*TCH
Scents: Strawberry Champagne, Frosted Cupcake, Crème Brulèe
BUNBIRBIT-T
Cost: $40.00
Size: 5 bundles
BROKE ASS B*TCH
Scents: Wine Cooler, PB&J, Cereal
BUNBROBIT-T
FRIGID B*TCH
Cost: $8.00 • Tester Cost: $4.00
Scents:
Scents: Fireball, Mint Hot Chocolate, Salted Caramel
BUNFRIBIT-T
Scents: Mojito, Piña Colada, Key Lime Pie
Scents: Chardonnay, Sangria, Merlot
BUNWINBIT-T
BUNSALBIT-T HOT B*TCH
Scents: Sangria, Piña Colada, Margarita
5” x 5”
Vanilla Bean
Poundcake, Red Bull
Crème Brûlèe, Strawberry Champagne, Hazelnut Latte
BUNRICBIT-T
OUR SWEET
Bundles
BASIC BRO
Scents: Bacon, Buttered Popcorn, Pizza
BUNBASBRO-T
BLESS
YOUR HEART
Scents: Mint Julep, Banana Pudding, Biscuits and Gravy
BUNBLESS-T
BREAKFAST
Scents: Cereal, Hazelnut Latte, Strawberry Lemonade
BUNBBREAK-T
FRUITY
Scents: Pomegranate. Strawberry Lemonade, Watermelon
BUNFRUITY-T
HANGOVER
Scents: Fireball, Biscuits and Gravy, Coffee
BUNHANG-T
Think of these as the polite little sisters of our other bundles –three lip balms in a thematic bundle, pre-wrapped and awesome.
MUNCHIES
Scents: Gummy Bear, Brownie, Head Shop
BUNMUNCH-T
POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE
Scents: Frosted Cupcake, Rainbow Sherbet, Tropical Milkshake
BUNPOCKET-T
TEACHER
Scents: Candy Apple, Coffee, Peppermint
BUNTEACH-T
SWEET TOOTH
Scents: Juicy Fruit, Caramel Cream, Tootsie Pop
BUNSWETOO-T
WINDY CITY
Scents: Caramel Popcorn, Deep Dish Pizza, Green River
BUNWIND-T
...do you know someone who is sick and tired of giggling monsters keeping them up at night? No worries, our new blend of lavender and ylang ylang essential oils in a delightful room and pillow spray will calm them right down and BRING ON THE SNOOZES.
Ever have the urge to smell like PB&J, Pizza or even RANCH DRESSING? GREAT NEWS, we’ve created Satisfying Smells with the amazing Kappa Toys so we (and the kiddos in our lives) can use an adorable roller bottle to give us the aroma of our favorite treats!
Size: 10ml Ingredients: Grapeseed Oil, Scents.
Tester Cost: $4.00
BECAUSE I CAN DORIS
Clean, fresh, and unisex
WHIPDORIS-T
CHERRY ALMOND
A little bit of cherry and a little bit of almond
WHIPCHEALM-T DUDE WHIP
Cedar and leather, like a hot guy
WHIPDUDE-T
GEORGIA QUARTZ
Bright and lively with citrus and floral undertones
WHIPGEOQUA-T
HAPPY & SH*T
Light and clean with a hint of melon
WHIPHAPSHI-T
MILK & HONEY
Subtly sweet and creamy
WHIPMILHON-T S0 FRESH & SO CLEAN A bright citrus mint
WHIPSOFRE-T UNSCENTED
WHIPUNS-T
WHIPS & LOTION BARS
Need a little moisture and healing without feeling greasy? We’ve got you covered. Serious Whipped Lotion is a light, everyday moisturizer that melts into your skin while our Serious Lotion Bar is a heavier alternative that goes a long way to heal and soften.
ALMOND MARSHMALLOW
As sweet and soft as it sounds
LOTALMMAR-T
HAPPY & SH*T
Light and clean with a hint of melon LOTHAPSHI-T
Are you looking for an unbelievable all natural and handmade body balm that is gender-free, packed with concentrated moisture and SNARKY AS HELL? Look no further
Case Cost: $25.00
Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $5.00
Tester Cost: $2.50
LIVELY
How about a little moisture-to-go? Look no further than our Serious Dollop (a lil’ bit of milk & honey whipped lotion) or one of our miniature lotion bar Smidges?
Case Cost: $15.00 Case Size: 5 smidges/dollops
Cost: $3.00 Tester Cost: $1.50
0.35 OUNCES
Case Cost: $22.50
• Case Size: 5 sticks
Unit Cost: $4.50 • Tester Cost: $2.25 (BUGSTUFFS-T)
0.75 OUNCES
Case Cost: $42.50 • Case Size: 5 sticks
Unit Cost: $8.50 • Tester Cost: $4.25 (BUGSTUFFM-T)
2.0 OUNCES
Case Cost: $65.00 • Case Size: 5 sticks
Unit Cost: $13.00 • Tester Cost: $6.50 (BUGSTUFFL-T)
ROLLER BOTTLE
Case Cost: $22.50 • Case Size: 5 rollers
Unit Cost: $4.50 • Tester Cost: $2.25 (BUGSTUFFROL-T)
F*CK BUGS
Case Cost: $25.00 • Case Size: 5 sticks
Unit Cost: $5.00 • Tester Cost: $2.50 (BUGSTUFFCK-T)
HAPPY CAMPER
Items: Bug Stuff Roller Bottle, S’mores Lip Balm, and 2 Stickers drawn by Laura Kelly
BUNCAMP-T
Case Cost: $45.00 • Case Size: 5 bundles
Unit Cost: $9.00 • Tester Cost: $4.50
BUG STUFF?
With a blend of essential oils in a moisturizing balm or a convenient roller bottle, this easy-to-apply bug repellent just needs to be rubbed onto pulse points to keep all of the biting bugs from ruining your day.
LIP SCRUB
Our lip scrub is a delicious blend of coconut oil, two kinds of sugar and honey to create a wonderful exfoliator to buff those lips smooth
This scrub cleans, exfoliates, moisturizes, AND has a fresh lemon scent. GAMECHANGER
$30.00
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Story Of Lula
Lula came into my life as a sassy 4 month old English Bulldog puppy who had opinions about everything. She quickly became my constant companion and best friend. Whatever life brought me Lula was down for the ride. Traveling was her favorite and it didn,t matter if we were packing up to head to another state or just walking across the house to the kitchen. She was right there, waddling beside me. Ready to sit shotgun. She made the perfect Customer Service Representative for Serious Lip Balm because it was in her nature to make sure everyone was happy while also keeping me in my place.
Unfortunately Lula left this world for one where rivers are made of popcorn, the front seat is always available, and everyone is allowed on the couches.
Her memory lives on forever as our forever mascot and in the dog hair will always have in my couch.
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OTHER RAD STUFF
Serious Hand Stuff is a miracle in a tin – a little bit of this scent-free lotion goes a long way to heal up those cuticles and encourage strong nail growth.
Case Cost: $22.50
Case Size: 5 lotions • Unit Cost: $4.50 Tester Cost: $2.25 (HANSTUFF-T)
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Our unscented, unflavored, jack-of-all-trades body balm that you can use on your lips, cuticles, elbows, knees, EVERYTHING, without having to carry around specialty products. Great for travel, adventures, and just to slip in a bag on the go!
Case Cost: $25.00
Case Size: 5 balms
Unit Cost: $5.00
Tester Cost: $2.50 (EVERY-T)
Tattoo Aftercare Nip Balm
Whether you,re breastfeeding or running, our Serious Nip Balm will keep your nipples happy without any nut oils.
Case Cost: $15.00
Case Size: 5 balms Unit Cost: $3.00 Tester Cost: $1.50 (NIP-T)
With the help of a tattoo artist, we combined esstential oils that are known to promote healing and fight infection with a fluffy moisturizing base to help heal your new tattoo and brighten your older ones.
Case Cost: $20.00
Case Size: 5 balms
Unit Cost: $4.00
Tester Cost: $2.00 (TATCARE-T) Product Sign
Sore muscles and joints? Let Serious Relief help! Serious Relief is packed with eucalyptus oil and menthol crystals to cool while transdermal magnesium soaks in to ease the ache in muscles and joints. Ahhhhhhhh…
Case Cost: $25.00
What,s Included?
All packages come with a discounted display and free testers.
Need more testers or products?
STARTER PACKAGE
Includes:
90 Lip Balms (15 Each): Strawberry Lemondade, Frosted Cupcake, Margarita, Vanilla Mint, Hazelnut Latte, Fireball
25 Bundles (5 Each): Basic B*tch, One Hot B*tch, Winey B*tch, Teacher, Pocket Full of Sunshine
10 Small Beard Balms (Freedom)
10 Whips (5 Each): Happy & Sh*t, Milk & Honey
5 Paw Balm
10 Small Bug Stuff
5 Hand Scrub
5 Hand Stuff
10 Lotion Bars (5 Each): Vanilla Buttercream, Great Wide Open
30 Tinted Balms (15 Each): Chai Tea, Vanilla Bean
10 Retail Signs: Tinted Lip Balms, Lip Balm, Lotion Bar, Bug Stuff, Beard Balm, Paw Balm, Hand Stuff, Hand Scrub, Bundle, Whip
2 Displays: Cubby, Tray
Testers: 6 Lip Balms, 2 Tinted Lip Balms, 2 Whips, 2 Lotion Bars, 1 Small Beard Balm, 1 Paw Balm, 1 Hand Stuff, 1
LIP BALM PACKAGES
COUNTER DISPLAY WITH BEST SELLERS
Includes one incredible handmade wooden display, 15 Margarita lip balms, 15 Frosted Cupcake lip balms, and 2 FREE lip balm testers, one Margarita and one Frosted Cupcake
Includes TWO FREE TESTERS of each lip balm Cost Per Unit: $2.50 • No. of Items: 30
Package Cost: $90.00
COUNTER DISPLAY WITH TINTED BEST SELLERS
Includes wooden display with (15 Each) Tinted Vanilla Bean and Shimmer Chai Tea
Includes TWO FREE TESTERS of each lip balm
Cost Per Unit: $3.25 • No. of Items: 30
Package Cost: $112.50
DISPLAY ONLY $15.00
BEST OF BALMS
Includes a wooden bin display with (15 Each) Strawberry Lemonade, Frosted Cupcake, Margarita, Vanilla Mint, Hazelnut Latte, and Fireball + testers
Cost Per Unit: $2.50 • No. of Items: 90
Includes FREE TESTERS
Package Cost: $240.00
BEST OF TINTED BALMS
Includes a wooden bin display with (15 Each) Strawberry Lemonade, Chai Tea, Cherry Almond, Merlot, Lemon Poundcake, and Buttermint + testers
Cost Per Unit: $3.25 • No. of Items: 90
Includes FREE TESTERS
Package Cost: $307.50
LIP BALM CODES
APPLE PIE
LIPAPPIE-T
ASTROMINT
LIPSBAST-T
AXOLOTL
LIPAXO-T
BACON
LIPBACON-T
BANANA PUDDING
LIPBANPUD-T
BETTY WHITE
LIPROSE-T
B*TCHES BREW
LIPBITBRE-T
BROWNIE
LIPBROWNIE-T
BUBBLEGUM
LIPBUBBLE-T
BURNT SUGAR
LIPBURSUG-T
BUTTERSCOTCH
LIPBUTT-T
CANDY APPLE
LIPCANAPP-T
CARAMEL CREAM
LIPCARCRE-T
CEREAL
LIPCEREAL-T
CHARDONNAY
LIPCHARD-T
CHERRY ALMOND
LIPCHEALM-T
CHEESE
LIPSBCHE-T
CLOWNFISH
LIPCLOWN-T
COFFEE
LIPCOFFEE-T
COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK
LIPCOMP-T
COSMIC CAKE
LIPSBCOS-T
COTTON CANDY
LIPCOTCAN-T
CREME BRULEE
LIPCREBRU-T
DEEP DISH
PIZZA
LIPDEEP-T
DOLLY
PARTON
LIPDOLLY-T
ELEPHANT
LIPELE-T
FIREBALL
LIPFIREBALL-T
FRESH ORANGE
LIPFREORA-T
FROSTED CUPCAKE
LIPFROCUP-T
F*CK WINTER
LIPFUCWIN-T
GIRAFFE
LIPGIR-T GOOEY
BUTTER CAKE
LIPGOOEY-T
GREEN RIVER
LIPGRNRIV-T
GUMMY BEAR
LIPGUMBEA-T
HAZELNUT LATTE
LIPHAZLAT-T
HEAD SHOP
LIPHEASHO-T
HOT BUTTERED RUM
LIPHOTBUT-T
JELLYFISH
KEY LIME PIE
LIPKEYLIM-T
LEMON DROP
LIPLEMDRO-T
LULA,S DONUT BALM
LIPLULA-T
MANGO STRAWBERRY
LIPMANSTR-T
MARGARITA
LIPMARG-T
MERLOT
LIPMERLOT-T
MINT HOT CHOCOLATE
LIPMINHOT-T
MINT JULEP
LIPMINJUL-T
MOJITO
LIPMOJITO-T
NASA JUICY
FRUIT GALAXY
LIPNASAJUICY-T
NASA PEPPERMINT
SPACE SHUTTLE
LIPNASAPEPP-T
OCTOPUS
LIPOCT-T
ORANGE
CREAMSICLE
LIPORACRE-T
LIPPBJ-T
PEANUT
BUTTER FUDGE
LIPPEABUTFUD-T
PENGUIN
LIPPEN-T
PEPPERMINT
LIPPEPP-T
PINA COLADA
LIPPINCOL-T
PIZZA
LIPPIZZA-T
POMEGRANATE
LIPPOM-T
PRIDE
LIPPRIDE-T
PUMPKIN
SPICE
LIPPUMSPI-T
RANCH
LIPRANCH-T
RED PANDA
LIPREDPAN-T ROOTBEER
LIPROOT-T
LIPSALCAR-T
LIPSANGRIA-T
LIPSMORES-T
SNICKERDOODLE
LIPSNICK-T
SOLAR CITRUS
LIPSBCIT-T
LIPSTRCHA-T
STRAWBERRY
LEMONADE
LIPSTRLEM-T
SUGAR COOKIE WITH SPRINKLES
LIPSUGCOO-T SWEET
LIPSWETEA-T
LIPUNSCENT-T VANILLA
LIPVANBEA-T
LIPVANMIN-T WATERMELON
LIPWATER-T WHALE SHARK
LIPWHALE-T WHISKEY
LIPWHISKEY-T
TINTS & SHIMMER CODES
TINTS
CHERRY ALMOND
LIPTINTCHEALM-T
DRAGON FRUIT
LIPTINTDRAG-T
KEY LIME PIE
LIPTINTKEYLIM-T
MERLOT
LIPTINTMERLOT-T
PEPPERMINT
LIPTINTPEPP-T
VANILLA BEAN
LIPTINTVANBEA-T
BLACK CHERRY
LIPSHIMBLACHE-T
BUTTERMINT
LIPSHIMBUTT-T
CHAI TEA
LIPSHIMCHATEA-T
CHERRY ALMOND
LIPSHIMCHEALM-T
LEMON POUND CAKE
LIPSHIMLEMPOU-T
MARGARITA
LIPSHIMMARG-T
REDBULL
LIPSHIMREDBULL-T
STRAWBERRY LEMONADE
LIPSHIMSTRLEM-T
Case Cost: $48.75 Case Size: 15 balms per scent Unit Cost: $3.25 Tester: $1.50
GOOD TO KNOW
ORDERING AND PAYING AND WHAT NOT
We currently have a minimum opening order of $150 and reorder of $125.
We offer small quantities per product so that you can try a bunch of stuff. Lip balms come in 15 per scent, everything else comes in 5 per product. Want a tester? We,ve got those for half of the lowest wholesale cost – you can get one per scent of product and we highly recommend them. A customer that tries the product becomes a buyer - seriously, our sh*t is that good.
Payment is due before we ship – we,re sorry, we wish we didn’t have to say that but we are just a small business, you know? Once we are buddies for a while, we can talk about NET30.
SHIPPING AND SUCH
We are going to do our darndest to get your order out the door ASAP, usually within 1-3 days or we will let you know otherwise. We ship via USPS and UPS, whichever is the best for your region and order, but we are happy to work with you on that. Shipping is 12% of the cost of the order or whatever the online marketplace of choice deems appropriate.
Is the weather hot where you are? Make sure you tell us because OUR STUFF MELTS, y,all. We can happily arrange for cold packs and shipping on certain dates (like, not on a Friday so it doesn’t bake in a warehouse all weekend) so if you could give us a heads-up, that would be amazing.
WIERD SH*T HAPPENS
We,ve got some amazing humans that make and ship our awesome products but life happens; should you have an issue with your order or are missing something, please hold onto your order and contact us within 5 days of receiving it so that we can do our best to make the whole situation better. We aren,t miracle workers but we can do some pretty great things if given the opportunity. Look, we can,t give you three wishes or a pony or anything, but we will bust our asses as best we can.
Got a question?
Need something special?
Want to tell us that you love us? Don,t be shy, we,d love to hear from you!
Need a rep? Contact us at wholesale@seriouslipbalm.com
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