FUNNY STUFF

CANCEL NO MORE

They cancelled your feelings They cancelled your thoughts They cancelled the Dr. Seuss Books that you bought

We'll cancel your culture And history they said They even cancelled Poor Mr. Potato Head

They'll cancel your clothes And the shoes that you wear They'll cancel your opinions And the style of your hair

You warriors of justice I ask you to please Stop trying to cancel The air that I breathe

For I live in America The Land of the Free And one thing is certain You won't cancel me!

Author Unknown

On April Fools Day, believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."

BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH NOW AND THEN...

A Kindergarten teacher was walking around the classroom observing the students while they were drawing. Stopping at the desk of one little girl who was working hard on her drawing, the teacher asked what the girl was drawing. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation. After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

A wealthy farmer went to church one Sunday. After services he said to the priest, "Father, that was a damned good sermon you gave, damned good!" "I'm happy you liked it," said the priest. "But I wish you wouldn't use those terms in expressing yourself." "I can't help it," said the rich farmer. "I still think it was a damned good sermon. In fact, I liked it so much I put a fifty pound note in the collection basket." "The hell you did?!" replied the priest.

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