Redneck Engineering

GearHead returns home a day early from Sturgis as his bike broke down and he caught a lift just inside of town, and then grabbed a cab. While on his way home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the For $100 bucks, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip GearHead switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife, in bed with another man, GearHead puts his gun to the naked man’s head. ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited HE paid for the Audi I gave you on our Anniversary. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for your African tour with your biker HE paid for the custom rims for your Ultra-Glide. HE paid for our Family WaterWorld membership And, HE even pays the monthly dues on the kid’s Shaking his head from side-to-side, GearHead lowers his gun. He looks totally confused over at the

The cabby never skips a beat and replies, ‘I’d cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a damn

“Putter” and all his golfing buddies are standing on the green while he’s got a very important shot to win the game that’s not over 15 feet to the hole; “Handicap” yells out, “come on, already, Putter, we all want to finish up and grab a drink”. Putter replies back, although in a hushed tone, “don’t bust my balls here huh? My wife’s up on the Club’s veranda watching us and I want to get it right”. Handicap yells back, “Nah, forget about it, that’s way too far off, you’ll