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9/05/20 10:00 AM Tipp City Mum Festival Motorcycle Ride
Mark your calendars for this amazing event that helps our Local Tipp City Needy Basket. Rain date September 19th. (937) 387-6774 tcmfsm@gmail.com
9/06/20 10:15:AM 19th Anniversary "Never Forget 9/11"
No Cost-No RegisterationCeremony at Veterans Park-Bikes Stage at some Harley Davidson Stores-Processional Ride Veterans Park 17095 Sylvia Dr, Brook Park, OH
9/10/20 12:00 AM Ladies Adventure Weekend 2020
This is an event that was established in 2011 as a way to unite women who love the sport of motorcycling. Adventure Harley-Davidson 1465 State Route 39 NW., Dover, Ohio 44622 paige.boos@madriverhd.com
9/12/20 3:00:PM Geauga Veterans Sport Fest
50 Item Raffle featuring Guns, Kayaks, Fishing Equipment and Cash Prizes Great Lakes Outdoor Parking Lot 14855 North State Avenue Middlefield, OH 44062 216-401-6509, 440-673-5862 bluelineunlimited@gmail.com, nicolespid@gmail.com
9/12/20 12:00 PM 10th Annual TRO Geneva-on-theLake THUNDER ZONE Bike Show
It's our 10th Bike Show at Genevaon-the-Lake this just might be our biggest and best thus far!! Sunset Bar, 5475 Lake Road, Geneva-on-the-Lake, Ohio 44041 440-678-8608 Smith.Ironcowboy@gmail.com
9/12/20 9:00 AM Dayton 9/11 Memorial Ride & Drive
The year our Ride will start at the church (usually our halfway point), we will have our halfway point at Madison Lake in Trotwood and we will end at Member 's Only 937 in Dayton. Meet & Greet will be from 9am to11am Kick Stands up at 11:30am. Ginghamsburg Church 6759 S Co Rd 25A, Tipp City, Ohio info@ginghamsburg.org
9/12/20 12:00 PM Breakout Bash
The 5th annual “Breakout Bash @ The Barn” 1947 Linden Ave, Zanesville, Ohio 43701
FUNNY STUFF BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH NOW AND THEN...
A Duck walks into a bar
He approaches the barman and asks "Hey, do you guys have any bread" The barman is struck in awe as there is a bloody talking duck in front of him but answers in confidence "Nah can't help you mate" The duck walks out only to return a mere minute and a half later. "Hey, do you guys have any bread" he asks. The barman, now slightly annoyed but still amused, responds "Now as I said before and as I will say again, no we do not serve bread at this establishment" The duck walks out only return the mere second he walked out the door and asks the barman again "Hey, do you guys have any bread" The barman, now furious and burning with rage shouts at the top of his lungs "If you ask me that question one more bloody time I'll nail your beak to the barstool!" The duck, caught in a gaze that can only be compared to the thousand yard stare of a WW1 veteran fighter, asks in a calm yet silent voice "Hey, do you guys have any nails?" The barman declines. "Do you have any bread then"
A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES. The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read... MAIN ENTRANCE.