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Kyle’s Rant

Kyle’s Rant

Highs and lows

High fashion dictates the wearing of low-rise jeans favouring the lanky, the svelte while the rest of us suffer slipped strides all day

The high end of town favours low wages to steady the ship even though the weight leans down their end

Easy access low-rise beds have bitten the dust in favour of Kosciuskos requiring nightly scaling to meet the mattress

Fewer than one in five of us now drives a sedan Big Boy SUVs rule and roll But proportions swing Peaks may yet topple

- Bill Wootton

Bill drives low, wears semi-high and sleeps low by preference.

Local Lines features poetry by locals about local and any other matters. Please submit poems to Bill Wootton at cottlesbreedge@gmail.com

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