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First it was my own, trusted dad, then my church elder By Angie Rodgers, 36, from Ayrshire

s Dad rang the doorbell, I stared at the ground. Please don’t know me, I prayed silently. It was 1991 and I was 10. My family were Jehovah’s Witnesses. Each weekend, my dad Ian, then 30, would take me door-to-door, trying to recruit new members, convert them to ‘the truth’. Mortiﬁed, I kept my head down, dreading a kid from school answering the door. I was already being bullied. ‘Bible basher,’ kids called me. I wasn’t allowed friends outside the religion, or to participate in school activities. We didn’t celebrate birthdays or Christmas. It was a lonely, miserable childhood. Evenings were packed with

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book study, family worship or meetings at our local Kingdom Hall – Jehovah’s Witnesses’ houses of worship. Then, one night, when I was 11, life got so much worse. I woke up, and Dad was on top of me, touching me. His hands were up my nightie, groping my private places. What’s happening? I panicked. In shock, I froze, too terriﬁed to speak. After, Dad left without a word. My head swam with questions. Was this normal? It didn’t feel right. But Dad was a devout man – and, as strict as he was, I trusted him. So I didn’t say a word, even when it happened again. Then, one day, I had gastric ﬂu, was throwing up. Dad looked after me while Mum went to the Kingdom

Hall. Scooping me up off the couch, Dad carried me upstairs. I thought he’d tuck me into bed, but instead he took me to his bedroom and molested me as my fever raged. I was sobbing, so frightened. Please come home and save

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me, Mum, I prayed. But she never did. ‘If you tell anyone, I’ll rip you apart,’ Dad snarled after. I was terriﬁed of him. And it kept getting worse. ‘You’ll break up the family,’ he’d warn. Or, ‘You’ll be taken away by Social Services.’ I was sheltered, naive, and felt trapped. Then, aged 14, we went to a Jehovah’s Witness convention. Inside one of the tents, Dad grabbed me, pinning me to the ground. Wrestling my clothes off,

Harry Holt – ‘Uncle Charlie’

he pulled down his trousers. He’s going to rape me! I realised. I didn’t dare scream. Frozen in fear, I closed my eyes as Dad was about to force himself on me. Only, suddenly… ‘Ian?’ a voice called from outside the tent. It was one of our elders, Harry Holt – known as ‘Uncle Charlie’ to the kids. ‘Just a minute,’ Dad called, hurriedly yanking up his trousers and rushing out. I was saved. Just. Horriﬁed, I conﬁded in a friend, who was also in the religion. ‘Dad touches me,’ I wept. Shocked, she later told her father, an elder from another congregation. Jehovah’s Witnesses like to keep everything within the church. So, instead of involving the police, a ‘judicial meeting’ was called. I sat in

I believed elders were above the law

So vulnerable My smile belied my abusive and lonely childhood

a room being interrogated by three male elders, including Uncle Charlie. They asked me such embarrassing, intimate questions. Where was I touched? How? Dad just sat there, head down, listening to every word. ‘What were you wearing?’ one asked – like I was to blame. Disgusting. I was humiliated, completely traumatised. But I’d been brought up believing the elders were above the law, and everyone not in the religion needed saving. Dad was reprimanded, demoted from his position – yet, because he showed repentance, he was allowed to remain in the church. ‘If this gets out, I’ll go to prison,’ he hissed. But at least he didn’t dare abuse me again. Mum was in denial, and we didn’t go out much after. We’d

all been embarrassed, and all felt ashamed. Then, seven months later, I went door-knocking with Uncle Charlie. After, like usual, I went back to his place to have something to eat. ‘Let’s watch a ﬁlm,’ he grinned, putting on Braveheart. We were rarely allowed to watch anything on TV. ‘I’ll just wash before taking you home,’ he said as it played. Only, he came out of the bathroom with just a towel wrapped round his waist. Stunned, frightened, I leapt up from my seat and started putting my jacket on...

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re you tickly?’ Uncle Charlie leered, brushing his hand against my breast. Then he tried to take off my coat. ‘Mum’ll be waiting,’ I insisted, scared. Uncle Charlie dressed, and we got into the car. Only, on the drive, his hand crept up my thigh towards my crotch. When we pulled up at my house, I dashed straight to my room. ‘He touched me,’ I wept to my parents, after Uncle Charlie left. Another judicial meeting was held. Uncle Charlie was stripped of his elder privileges – but that was it. I felt sick. I’d been used, abused and abandoned by Dad and the church. Four months on, I left home and went to live with a relative. Then, in early 1999, aged 18, I left the religion,

and was disowned. Homeless, for a while I sofa-surfed, struggled with drugs and alcohol. Until, in January 2000, I met my partner, then 22. Then, in February 2000, another girl reported Dad to the police for alleged abuse. Pregnant by then, I realised I couldn’t let Dad get away with it, so I went to the police, too. It was the second time I’d spoken out about him. This time, I just hoped he’d be suitably punished. In January 2002, at The High Court Edinburgh, my dad Ian Cousins pleaded guilty to two counts of lewd, libidinous behaviour, and two of indecent behaviour towards a girl aged 12-16. He was jailed for ﬁve years. No more cover-ups. Justice. Looking to the future, my

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BELIEFS Witnesses believe they’re the JWordehovah’s only true Christians and the Bible is the of God. Local congregations are led by a body of male ‘elders’, and members attend their closest Kingdom Hall for meetings and Bible study. They maintain a degree of separation from non-believers, who they regard as ‘sinful’. In recent years, the religion has come under fire over its child-protection policies. 8

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partner and I went on to have three girls, now 16, 11 and 6, and one boy, 14. And, with Dad in jail, Mum left the church and we became close. ‘I’m so sorry,’ she wept. But I didn’t blame her – she’d been as trapped as I had. Putting the abuse behind us, I focused on my family. Only, in autumn 2013, police knocked at the door. ‘We’re here about Harry Holt,’ one said. Uncle Charlie. Other victims had come forward, and they’d traced me based on the complaint I’d made to the church back when I was young. Sickened to discover that I wasn’t his only victim, I made a statement. In February last year, Harry Holt, 71, appeared at Kilmarnock Sheriff Court. He was charged with sexually abusing young girls. I gave evidence, but Holt denied everything, accusing all his victims of collusion and making up stories. However, the jury didn’t believe his lies. He was found guilty of

Get help... f you or anyone you Isexual know has suffered abuse, help and support is available from Victim Support on 0808 168 9111, or go to www. victimsupport.org.uk five counts of lewd, libidinous behaviour, two of indecent assault, and four of indecent behaviour towards a girl aged 12-16. He was jailed for three and a half years. Now I’m having therapy for post traumatic stress disorder, and I suffer nightmares, flashbacks. I’ll never get over what happened to me, but I’ve learned to live with it, and my partner has been my rock. It terrifies me to think that there might be other victims like me out there, still suffering in silence. So I’d urge them to go to the police, no matter how long ago the abuse was. If I can help just one person by telling my story, then it’ll have been worth it.

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By Laurie Balfour, 25, from Doncaster tepping off the plane, a waft of heat hit me. ‘We’re here!’ my mate Claire grinned. It was August last year, and I’d joined Claire and three mates on a girly holiday on the Greek island of Zante. ‘A week of sun, sea and cocktails,’ I smiled. We were soon by the pool. On our second day, we went to a boat party. Afterwards, I remember getting off the coach, heading to a bar on the Laganas strip. Then nothing. Until I woke

Carefree On holiday in Zante before the accident

up in a white room, alone. Drowsy, head fuzzy. Scared and confused, I didn’t know where I was or what’d happened to me. It’s all a blur, but I must’ve drifted in and out for days. At some point, I realised my mum Deana, 49, and dad Philip, 48, were there. It was comforting to see them, but they looked so worried. ‘Do you know who we are?’ Mum asked. Unable to speak, I nodded. Pumped full of medication, I was aware of very little. But, slowly, I became more alert. I understood there’d been an accident. I was in hospital, on life support. I had a tracheotomy in my throat to help me breathe, so I couldn’t talk. When doctors and my parents asked questions, I silently mouthed the answers. Finally, when I was strong enough, my parents explained what’d happened. ‘You’ve been in a coma,’ Mum said gently. For four weeks! She held my hand, explaining I’d been dancing

In a coma for four weeks in the bar. There’d been a huge 15st canister containing laughing gas by the bar – but it was unsecured. I must’ve slipped, knocked it, or it dislodged somehow – nobody knew for sure. But it came crashing down on my face, crushing my skull. Horrifying. My friends hadn’t seen it happen, but Claire and Amy had turned to see me in a pool of blood. I’d then been airlifted to mainland Greece and admitted to Intensive Care

at a hospital in Athens. My injuries were catastrophic. A dangerous baseline skull fracture, my brain swelling, internal bleeding. A broken nose, fractured cheeks. Rushed into surgery, I had a shunt inserted in my head to drain ﬂuid. Surgeons performed a craniotomy – which involved removing part of my skull to relieve pressure on my brain. My friends had called my parents. Mum had jumped on the ﬁrst

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FLOOR flight, Dad close behind with my best mate Becci, 26. When they arrived, I’d already had brain surgery, was hooked up to life support. ‘Doctors warned us you were unlikely to make it,’ Mum wept. They’d sat by my side, hoping. Two weeks in, I’d had surgery to repair my carotid artery. Without it, I could’ve lost my sight or had a stroke. It’d still been touch and go. Doctors kept me sedated as my brain healed – but warned I may never wake up. And if I did, I could be severely brain-damaged. Now here I was... It was a lot to take in. I suffered from headaches and nausea as I had more surgery and scans. Eventually, my tracheotomy was removed. And, after seven weeks, I was flown to hospital in Doncaster, where I looked in a mirror for the first time. ‘I look a mess,’ I sobbed. My hair had been shaved, my face was swollen. I’d lost 2st, couldn’t walk. My recovery was tough – coming to terms with how I looked and felt. But, with help from family and friends, I soldiered on through physio and was discharged before Christmas. Back home, the shock of what I’d been through hit me. I’d nearly died. My confidence disappeared,

I suffered from anxiety, depression. The mental and physical fatigue – common after brain injuries – was debilitating. I had hearing loss in my right ear, and suffered from vertigo. Becci had set up a fundraising page while I recovered, and I was so touched by people’s support. This May, surgeons at Royal Hallamshire Hospital ﬁtted an acrylic plate to replace my missing bit of skull. Hopefully that’s my last major surgery and I’ll be back to work soon. My hair is growing back, my fractures are healing well. I still have bad days and need counselling – but I’ll get there. I’m just lucky to be alive.

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horrendous. I jumped on the first flight and sobbed the whole way. Doctors immediately warned Laurie had very little chance of surviving. When I saw her, I fell apart. She didn’t look like my daughter. Her face and head were so swollen. She had black eyes, fractured cheekbones and was barely clinging on. With my Philip and mum Deana

Becci arrived, and we just sat there helplessly. Doctors kept warning about brain damage – if Laurie woke up at all. So, when they reduced the sedatives, I desperately asked her questions. “How old are you?” I asked one day. “Fourteen,” she mouthed. My heart sank – until a wicked smile spread across her face. “She made a joke!” I gasped at Philip. I knew then our Laurie would fight her way back to us – and she has. It was a long road, and I’m so proud of Laurie.’

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icole Beecroft had always been an admirable teenager. Despite being just 17, she had two jobs, attended high school and had never been in trouble with the law. But Nicole was carrying a big secret. She’d fallen pregnant – and she desperately didn’t want her mother, or anyone else, to ﬁnd out. Luckily, thanks to already being overweight and with the help of a few baggy jumpers, she was able to conceal the news of her impending arrival. But, with the baby due any day, she knew she couldn’t

informed the local police. Ofﬁcers went to the shop where Nicole worked and confronted her. She initially claimed the baby was stillborn, telling police she ‘went into panic mode’ when the baby was born not breathing. And that she lay with her for a while, waiting for her to cry. She admitted throwing the remains in the bin, but failed to mention the stabbing. ‘What were you going to do if the baby was breathing?’ she was later asked in her police interview. ‘Bring her to the hospital,’ Nicole replied. A ‘safe harbour’ law in Minnesota allows women to leave a baby at any hospital within 72 hours of birth, without legal consequences. But Nicole’s story began to unravel after police acquired a search warrant. In the family home, they found adult-sized nappies soaked with blood. Nicole’s mother told the ofﬁcers her daughter had been suffering with a particularly heavy period. However, they later searched the bin...where they found the

dumped her in the rubbish keep it a secret forever – or bin outside. could she..? The whole ordeal almost In the early hours of 9 April went completely undetected. 2007, Nicole suddenly went But the enormity of what she’d into labour at her family home done proved too much for in Oakdale, Minnesota. Nicole, and she soon Her mum Kari Beecroft was spilled the beans to in the house but Nicole didn’t her best friend. once call for help. Horrified, the Instead, she quietly gave friend in turn birth to a baby girl on the floor told her family of the laundry room. what had For most mums, seeing their happened, newborn baby for the first time and is a magical moment. they then Not for Nicole. What the new mum did next is beyond comprehension. Shortly after the birth, she went to the kitchen, grabbed some scissors and a steak knife. Then, she stabbed her own daughter over and over again. By the time she’d finished, the helpless baby’s tiny body was riddled with 135 separate stab wounds. But the horror of No idea Nicole’s actions wasn’t Nicole’s mum over yet. The teen then Kari didn’t know A steak wrapped the bloody her daughter knife was remains of her newborn was pregnant used daughter in towels and

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oft stabbed her newborn daughter more than 100 was there enough evidence to convict her of murder? baby’s body, alongside towels and a knife. When she realised the police had recovered her daughter’s remains, Nicole cracked and confessed to the sickening stabbing. She told them she freaked out when she saw the baby’s finger move and it propelled her into the frenzied attack. Nicole was charged with first-degree murder. Shockingly, an initial autopsy showed the baby was born alive, but died after bleeding to death from stab wounds. At trial, Nicole Beecroft was convicted of first-degree premeditated murder and sentenced to life without parole. But that’s not where her story ends... Seven years into Beecroft’s life sentence, Minnesota Supreme Court overturned her conviction, and granted her a second trial. The court found her first trial

wasn’t fair because the prosecution prevented the defence from calling expert medical witnesses who would have cast doubt on the initial autopsy results that the baby was born alive. In the second hearing, defence attorney Christine Funk went to great effort to stress the crucial issue in deciding Beecroft’s guilt was whether the baby was stillborn. Funk said, ‘The state wants you to focus on why Nicole would stab the baby if she were already dead. ‘The issue is whether the state can prove beyond a reasonable doubt whether the defendant’s actions caused the death of that infant,’ she stated. But state prosecutors fought back. ‘She grabbed a steak knife and two scissors. She stabbed that baby 135 times,’ prosecutor Siv Yurichuk argued. ‘Over and over and over, until the baby was so fraught with wounds she bled to death.’ ‘Why would somebody stab a baby that’s already dead?’ That crucial question was left to play on the minds of the second jury as they Christine Funk headed argued the baby into their was already dead deliberations. There was no

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GUILTY icole Beecroft was N found guilty of intentional second-degree murder, a lesser charge than that which she was convicted at her ﬁrst trial. Before sentencing, she expressed her remorse, and begged for mercy. ‘All I ask, your honour, is to keep in mind how much I’ve grown and how immature I was when I committed this horrible mistake,’ she said. ‘I take full responsibility for my actions, your honour, and ask for your mercy.’ Nicole received 14 years, and six months. However, she’d already served 2,699 days – more than seven years – which was deducted. Once she’s released, she’ll serve another seven years on supervised release. ‘The case is a tragedy for all involved,’ District Judge John Hoffman said. ‘[The] defendant has been and will be deterred by a prison sentence that for all intents and purposes will take Ms Beecroft very nearly out of child-bearing range; it is highly unlikely to this court that [the] defendant will ever be in a position to harm a child again.’ 14

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e’ll just have to do the best we can!’ I said to my partner Ethan. ‘It’ll be OK!’ We’d just left hospital with unexpected news. Twins! At six weeks pregnant, I was just getting used to the idea I was expecting one baby. But two?! Amazing. But scary... There were twins on my side of the family, so I guess it was quite likely. But we’d not been trying for a baby, so were still processing the fact I was pregnant. Now we knew it was two, I’d need scans every two weeks. So, off I went each fortnight, up the hill from my ofﬁce where I worked in insurance, meeting Ethan, 27, at St Michael’s

Hospital in Bristol. Then, at around 12 weeks, in June last year, just as we’d started telling people the news, came another shocker. This time, not such fun. ‘One of the babies isn’t growing as well as the other,’ the sonographer said. They couldn’t tell why, but one twin seemed to be getting all the goodness, and the other, struggling. I had a test for diabetes in case that was the cause, but it came back negative. ‘So what’s next?’ I asked. ‘Well, it’s possible the weaker twin could be born with learning difﬁculties, or even disabled,’ they explained. ‘We can talk about a termination...’ How could this be happening? I’d gone from joyous shock to despair in just

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a few weeks. But one thing I knew for sure... ‘I’m not getting rid of my babies,’ I vowed, Ethan agreeing. ‘We need to give them a chance. We’ll love them whatever.’ So, at each scan, the twins were monitored. I rubbed my belly, desperate for a sign. Desperate to know they’d be OK. Then, at 21 weeks, we went for another scan, and on the screen…. ‘They’re holding hands!’ we all gasped. It was so clear to see. The babies were connecting. Big twin saying to little twin, ‘I’m here.’ We’d stepped onto a rollercoaster, hadn’t had a chance to even catch our breath through all this. Now, in a moment of calm, there was proof our babies were bonding, and ﬁghting to stay together. It was utterly magical, and just the reassurance I needed. Hang on babies. Hang on in there... At 29 weeks, we had to make

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properly to the placenta. Mia had been taking all the goodness – Ava couldn’t get to it! But they still weren’t safe, and the anxiety and stress made me sick. ‘You’re panicking,’ the midwife said, kindly but ﬁrmly. ‘You must get up, walk around.’ So, the next day I went to see the twins. ‘I need to be strong for them,’ I said to myself. So, I sat with them every day for four long weeks as little tubes in their noses helped with their breathing. Would I get to take both my babies home? I stayed in a special room arranged by Ronald McDonald House Charities. Every day, I’d see the twins. ‘Hello, little ladies!’ I’d trill as I went in. My girls. My ﬁghters. Ethan went back to work, but visited morning and night, as he wanted to save his paternity leave for when the babies were home. Family visited when they could, too. One night, I was desperate for Ethan to be with us. ‘Is there anything you can do?’ I begged a nurse. The twins were out of NICU now. We wanted family time. ‘I’ve managed to get you a

family room,’ she said. I wept with joy. We didn’t know it, but that was our last night at the hospital. The next day, 6 December, we were all allowed home. Finally! There, the twins have shown me just how amazing their bond is. Ava and Mia are 8 months now, and so close. They sleep in the same cot, side by side, often with their arms above their heads, and hands just touching. When we went swimming, Ava reached out for Mia, not me. Amazing! If one has a rice cake, the other wants it. They reach out for each other all the time. Just like they did in the womb. I can only imagine how thick as thieves they’ll be as they get

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I woke up and couldn’t use my arms any more By Caroline Midwood, 62, from Stourbridge aking up, I tried pulling myself out of bed. But it was like my arms were frozen. As I tried lifting them, pain tore through me. Gritting my teeth, I managed to get myself up. But in the shower, I couldn’t lift my arms to wash my hair. The pain was too intense. ‘I must’ve slept on my arms funny,’ I told my husband John, 67. But each day that passed, my arms were still causing me grief. I couldn’t lift them to dress myself, brush my hair, pick things up… ‘The pain is unbearable,’ I told my GP. He prescribed painkillers, but they didn’t help. Weeks passed and the pain just wasn’t letting up. In fact, every joint in my body was aching. I went back and forth to see my doctor, had various tests. Blood tests revealed I was anaemic, but that didn’t explain the pain I was in. Back home, I became dependent on John. He had to wash my hair for me, help me get dressed. I became housebound. As well as the pain, I felt nauseous most of the time. I was also extremely fatigued. I’d

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sleep for hours during the day and still feel exhausted. I had no appetite either. The weight began to drop off me. Six months on, in July 2014, I spoke to my GP. ‘I can’t bear this It causes any more,’ I cried. stiffness ‘I just want to know what’s wrong with me.’ I felt like I’d lost my life, I wasn’t myself any more . I decided to pay to see a specialist. ‘If it gets to the bottom of this, it’s worth every penny,’ John said. When I spoke to the specialist, I explained it all. ‘It sounds like polymyalgia rheumatica,’ he told me. He said it’s an inflammatory condition which causes pain, stiffness and inflammation in the muscles around the shoulders, neck and hips. Tests revealed the levels of inflammation in my body were through the roof. And the specialist confirmed I did have the condition. I was told the exact cause of it is unknown, although stress is thought to be a trigger. However, I’d not long retired

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wasn’t taking any at all. I thought I was cured. But early this year, the pain in my arms returned. Now, I’m taking steroids again, and I’ve been warned I may have to take them for the rest of my life. Sometimes people experience side-effects but fortunately I’ve been ﬁne. I’m just relieved to ﬁnally have answers. And that’s why I’m sharing my story. If it helps others to get diagnosed and eases their suffering, it’ll be worth it.

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E I N N O B & CLYDE We examine the shocking real-life crimes given the Hollywood treatment n 5 January 1930, in West Dallas, Texas, Bonnie Parker, 19, met Clyde Barrow, 21. Bonnie was a bored waitress, estranged from her jailed husband, while Clyde was a petty criminal. They fell head over heels in love. Soon after, when Clyde was jailed for burglary, Bonnie smuggled in a gun to help him escape. He was recaptured, sent back to jail. But when he was released in February 1932, Clyde rejoined Bonnie and they stole a car, committed a string of robberies. That April,

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Bonnie was caught and jailed for two months. And when she was released, she and Clyde embarked on their infamous crime spree, rampaging through Depressionera America with an everchanging team of accomplices. They robbed banks and convenience stores, murdering anyone who got in their way. In the summer of 1932, the couple travelled with Clyde’s boyhood friend Raymond Hamilton, although he was later jailed. That August, while Bonnie was visiting her mother, Clyde and Raymond were drinking at a country In love and bent on a life of crime

dance. Sheriff Maxwell and his deputy Eugene Moore approached them in the car park. Clyde opened fire, killing the deputy. As their crime spree continued, they became known as the Barrow Gang. In March 1933, Clyde’s brother, Buck Barrow, was released from prison. He and his wife Blanche joined Bonnie, Clyde and their gang. The Barrow Gang committed a string of daring robberies and made headlines across the country, particularly Bonnie – an unlikely criminal. Bonnie and Clyde even posed for playful photos, brandishing guns. However, the notorious lovers were almost caught in April 1933, when police raided their hideout. Bonnie provided cover with a hail of bullets from her automatic rifle as the gang shot their way out. Two police officers were shot dead as the gang escaped. But the criminal couple had to leave behind most of their possessions in the hideout – including a roll of undeveloped film, containing

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photos subsequently released to the media. They included the nowinfamous snap of Bonnie beside a car, cigar clenched between her teeth, and pistol in her hand. Photos of the outlaws were front-page news. In June 1933, Bonnie suffered terrible burns to her right leg during a highspeed car crash. Clyde had missed a detour sign, ﬂipping the car into a ravine, and acid from the crushed battery melted Bonnie’s ﬂesh to the bone. Her burns were so severe that, from then on, she limped, hopped or was carried by Clyde. The following month, they were almost caught during a second raid on a hideout in Missouri. Buck was killed during the

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shootout, Blanche arrested and later jailed. But Bonnie and Clyde continued their life of crime. In January 1934, they attacked Eastham Prison Farm in Texas, freeing ﬁve prisoners,

including Raymond Hamilton. Several guards were shot, one killed by the escaping prisoners – using automatic pistols Clyde had hidden in a ditch. As the prisoners ran, Clyde covered their retreat with bursts of machine-gun fire. After this, Texan prison officials hired special investigator Captain Frank Hamer to track down the couple. Hamer soon traced the duo, set up an ambush. Before dawn, on 23 May 1934, Hamer and four police officers hid in bushes They died in a hail of over 160 bullets

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along a country road near Sailes, Louisiana. When Bonnie and Clyde appeared and attempted to drive away in their stolen car, the officers opened fire – killing Bonnie and Clyde instantly. Clyde Barrow, Bonnie Parker and the Barrow Gang were responsible for at least 13 murders, including those of nine police officers. And while their violent story has been romanticised – their bullet-riddled car is still on display at a hotel and casino in Primm, Nevada – they take their place as one of history’s most dangerous criminal couples.

he 1967 doubleOscar-winning film Bonnie and Clyde starred Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway. Some criticise it as romanticised, glorifying the couple’s cold-blooded crimes. In the film, they meet when Bonnie thwarts Clyde’s attempt to steal her mother’s car. But Bonnie’s mum said they met over a mug of hot chocolate at a friend’s. Clyde was portrayed as impotent, but was actively heterosexual. Beatty invented this to give his film character more depth. However, Clyde really did chop off two toes in prison! In the film, the gang are ‘Robin Hood’ types, stealing from rich banks, soft on ‘regular folk’. Yet, in truth, the gang’s main targets were small-town stores and savings banks. And, unlike real life – with the pair imprisoned for stints – the film takes place over one long, murderous spree. But, like all retellings of this infamous duo – their story ends the same. The couple die in a hail of bullets.

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politely asking him to leave. ‘Why are you making so much noise?’ Raine exploded, efﬁng and blinding. I was stunned. There was no music playing, no shouting. Just some ladies chatting quietly outside while everyone else was in the house. At the party, It was an 80th with my sons in birthday, hardly row the back an all-night rave! I went to the front door, as something had to be done. dozing off – I’m getting myself I could see Anne being home,’ said my friend Anne, 71, helped into the taxi, and she as a taxi pulled up outside the was limping terribly. front gates. Others were outside now, ‘Thanks for a great night,’ and I joined them, putting I said, waving her off. my hands in the air. Suddenly, Towering above I heard a thud me, Raine was outside, followed still ranting by the sound of a and raving. man’s raised voice. ‘I’m going to I glanced out of have to ask you the window and to go home,’ could see Anne I told him. lying on the ﬂoor. Next thing, She was clutching agony surged her ankle, in pain. through my face. Mel, my He’d punched granddaughter, and her me, with force, in the eye! friend Mary were standing My head was spinning. My on the front path. And in front face went completely numb. of them was Michael Raine Chaos broke loose. – a neighbour whose garden Mel’s boyfriend held Raine backs onto ours. to prevent him from attacking He was wearing a white anyone else, and someone dressing gown, looked furious. called the police. I could hear Mel and Mary They arrived and arrested

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was lucky not to be going straight to prison, as he had an appalling record for violence and public order offences. He said, ‘Somebody got your goat up and the red mist descended and you lashed out.’

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liding one last hairpin into my blonde locks, I turned from the mirror. ‘Still not perfect,’ Nan said, adjusting my hair with her manicured pink nails. It was March 2015, and I was preparing for my first beauty pageant. I doubt many of the other girls were taking beauty tips from their grandmas, but mine was the most glamorous woman I knew. Nan, now, 73, wore false eyelashes every day. She was retired, but never slept in. Instead, she got up early to do her hair and make-up. ‘You never know who’ll knock on the door!’ she’d say. When I was little, I loved dressing up in Nan’s heels and her blue, satin pageant sash. Miss Barnsley 1965, it read. She’d won it in the very first year of the competition. Now she was helping me with the final touches to my evening outfit for the same competition – 50 years on! ‘There,’ she smiled, pinning back the final curl. I was so excited – I’d never done anything like this before. Having recently split from my boyfriend, my confidence had really hit rock-bottom, and

I was in need of a boost. When the director of the Miss South Yorkshire pageant messaged me on Facebook suggesting I enter the competition, I was stunned. As well as interviews, there was a charity element, too, with its own prize. So I organised a fundraising Halloween party, and invited everyone I knew. Friends at my ofﬁce job helped by holding a charity cake sale. I even did 92-mile bike ride to raise more money. Overall, I raised over £1,000! And, to my complete amazement, I came second in the pageant. Nan was there, cheering me on. And, when they announced I’d won ‘Miss Charity’ and gave me a sash, I was over the moon. Then I was selected as a ‘wild card’ in Miss Great Britain – and came 10th. ‘I’m so proud,’ Nan said. Now I had the pageant bug, and wanted to go in for more. ‘You should enter Miss Barnsley,’ Nan said with a wink. I knew it’d give me another boost, so I applied. There was no audience this

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UTY ES time round, but winning would gain me entry into the Miss North pageant… My nan was I sent in my Barnsley’s first photos, was beauty queen interviewed winner! about my charity work and passions. Waiting nervously, one afternoon, the phone rang… ‘You’ve been chosen as Miss Barnsley,’ announced the organiser. I was gobsmacked. I’d seen an old black-and-white photo of Nan as Miss Barnsley. Now I had the same title! ‘History repeating itself,’ Nan gasped. She helped me choose my ballgown for the next round – sparkly, baby-pink with a ﬁshtail train. Gorgeous! Weeks later, I competed in Miss North. It was too far for Nan to travel, but she was with

me in spirit. ‘The winner is… Laurel Adams!’ the judges announced. ‘It’s all thanks to you,’ I told Nan. In June, I came fourth in the Miss British Isles pageant, and I’m competing in Miss Galaxy UK next year. Now I’m more conﬁdent than ever. Real beauty comes from within, but I’m so proud to have followed in Nan’s footsteps.

‘Yoga every morning!’ aurel’s nan Marilyn Walker-Morley says, ‘It’s been thrilling, L watching Laurel doing pageants. It’s much harder now compared to when I was young. I only had to parade around looking pretty! ‘I was so delighted and surprised when she won Miss Barnsley. I know I have a beautiful granddaughter, but all grandmas probably think that! Maybe she’ll have a daughter of her own who can become Miss Barnsley one day. ‘I suppose I am a glamorous nan. I love make-up and clothes. I do 30 minutes of yoga each morning, and still have a 24in waist. It’s important to look after yourself, no matter what your age.’

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I’m still here – and it’s all thanks to my mighty mutt… By Shelagh Shaw, 52, from Chesterfield t was May this year, and a very warm evening for the time of year – in fact, it was a bit too warm for me... I said goodnight to our Leonbergers Scooby, 6, and Jake, 7, who were lolling about downstairs, before I went upstairs to hit the hay. But could I sleep? No! I kept tossing and turning, just couldn’t seem to get comfortable in the heat. Neither, it seemed, could my hubby Ian, 56. ‘It’s much too hot with the two of us in here,’ he grumbled. I knew what he meant. So he decided to go and sleep in our spare room for the night, leaving me gently drifting off in our bed. But then, the next time I opened my eyes, I had the most enormous shock. I wasn’t in my bedroom any more. I was on a hospital ward! And poor Ian was exhausted

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to the rescu and sitting beside me, his face full of concern. ‘Oh, thank goodness you’re awake!’ he said, jumping up from his chair. ‘I’ve been really worried about you!’ ‘Why, what’s happened?’ I asked him, still in a real daze. I was absolutely amazed that I couldn’t remember anything from the night before. Then Ian began to explain

the extraordinary events... In the early hours of the morning, Scooby had come bursting into the spare room, desperately trying to wake up Ian. Panting loudly and pawing at him, Ian just thought Scooby was being playful and tried to shoo him away. ‘But he wouldn’t give in,’ Ian told me. ‘What’s the matter?’ he’d groaned as Scooby kept nudging him with his nose. And then as Ian began to

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wake up a little bit, he realised that Scooby seemed to be very agitated. Thinking that our pup needed to go outside, Ian had started getting up. But when he’d heard some strange gurgling sounds coming from down the hall, he’d immediately leapt out of bed. It seemed that Scooby wanted Ian to follow him, so Ian began to trail after the dog, who then led him into our bedroom… Once he’d got in there, Ian had found me lying upside down on the bed, with one leg on the cabinet and the other on the ﬂoor. Those strange gurgling noises Ian had heard had been coming from me! Suddenly, Ian realised that this was what Scooby was trying to tell him. I was choking! Luckily, Ian had been a carer for 19 years, and so he knew what to do. He immediately dialled 999, and then he pulled me from the bed onto the ﬂoor, and put me in the recovery

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... Proud of him BIG time! position in case he needed to perform CPR. By now, my breathing had become really erratic and my body was convulsing. I had saliva gathering at the sides of my mouth. I imagine it must’ve been absolutely terrifying for poor Ian! Desperately trying to remain calm while he was waiting for the ambulance to arrive, Ian had gone into the bathroom to grab a cold flannel, which he’d then placed on my head. To Ian’s relief, once I began to cool down a little, my eyes had started to flicker. Then the paramedics arrived, and they quickly checked my blood before running an ECG. I was then rushed to Chesterfield Royal Hospital. Once there, the doctors ran some more tests on me,

including X-rays, blood tests and CT scans. However, they couldn’t ﬁnd anything obviously wrong with me – although they kept me on the ward for observation. There, apparently, I’d been drifting in and out of consciousness, not really with it. Until now, when I’d woke to hear the amazing story that Ian was telling me! ‘I’m sure I’d never have woken up if it wasn’t for Scooby,’ Ian told me. Obviously, our clever boy knew that something wasn’t right, and actually did something about it… He saved my life! Although I still felt quite fragile, I was released from the hospital after 24 hours. I couldn’t wait to get home and throw my arms around my furry hero! As soon as I walked through

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also 41, would always be my parents, whether or not we were related by blood. Mum explained she and Dad married in 1941 and were told a couple of years later they couldn’t have kids. My biological mother Joan had turned up at their door one day after hearing they couldn’t conceive. She was pregnant – but, for some unknown reason, didn’t want her baby. That baby was me! I was born two weeks early in October 1947, on my adoptive parents’ sixth wedding anniversary. ‘It was a sign it was meant to be,’ Dad told me many years later, shortly before he died in 1989. Mum told me my birth mother had also had a son – my older brother Barry. Born 18 months before me,

his grandmother had taken him to Maryland, America, where he’d been adopted by his uncle. Happy and settled myself, I felt no yearning to reach out to him. As the years passed, I met and married David, and had four amazing children – Michael, now 49, Julie, 47, Lorraine, 45, and Claire, 43. We’d eight lovely grandchildren, too. In 1997, I got remarried – to another David. But, sadly, the next year, Mum, 75, died. After, I found myself thinking about Barry more and more... Did he know about me? Was he curious, too? Suddenly, I’d an

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