Men are always the last to know. Men never catch on to the rules of life. A fact, men don't even know they are governed throughout their lives by a set of rules.
Rule 3: If a female suspects the male knows any rule, she must immediately change the rule. This rule perpetually keeps the male in the dark as to what the rules are.
It is with great peril that I take pen in hand to disclose these hidden Rules of Life. I promise you, men, that they exist. My telling you the Rule 4: One of the most fundamental rules rules really won't change anything, but at least of civilization is the female is never wrong. you will know what you are up against. Man really figured this one out centuries ago, but is too insecure to actually bring it up. Here are the Rules of Life that guide all civiliTherefore, it remains as a true cornerstone of zation. Any breakdown in these rules will end society. civilization as we know it. Rule 5: If the female appears to be wrong, it Rule 1: Females always make the rules. Men is because of a flagrant misunderstanding, are not privy to the rules, but sometimes they which was a direct result of something the figure out part of the scheme. Men never male did or said wrong. Simply stated, the completely understand all the rules. man is never right. Rule 2: The rules are always subject to change without notification. It’s called a woman’s prerogative. Men never change the rules because they are not even allowed to know there are any rules. 4
Rule 6: If Rule 5 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding. Failure to comply will force upon the man a steady diet of hot tongue and cold shoulder.
