There once was a disgusting boy in a disgusting house and that boy was called Ben. Ben owned an absolutely
disgusting guitar,
which wasn’t a big surprise, considering the conditions he lived in! The guitar was in Ben’s revolting room.
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crazy beast
It was very smelly. There was even a who had an army of minions! He was planning to take over the world. That night he was going to take over Witchville...
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After the night when the man took over Witchville, a
stupendous donkey
came along and his mum and dad were mad at him because he had been stealing things.
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gigantic button
The fell off the donkey’s saddle. Elsa saw it. Elsa put it back on and it did not go back on because it was broken but she used her powers to stick it back on. Elsa was happy that the donkey was happy. She went back home...
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Where she saw a big group of kids in the playground. There was a kid called Ben. His mum was crazy. Everyone called
Wonky Mummy!
her the It was embarrassing. Ben was teased at school. He was called the wonky child. He tried to ignore it but he couldn’t.
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He had to befriend a frog, who wasn’t even the nicest frog.
greedy frog
The was very annoying. He ate a lot of flies. One day he was annoying a wonky man. But the man was ignorant so he squashed the frog!
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creepy ghost
Then a came out of a swamp. The ghost went into an old tree. The tree had a creepy face. It was very slimy and spiky. The spooky tree spit out flames. Then the tree sank in quicksand at midnight.
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On that dreadful midnight, a monster/bandit robbed all the kids candy. (not to mention it was Halloween night) That morning, the sounds of a million kids crying reached the ears of a literal spiderman and Terantu-lad. (Two spider-heroes) “To the Web-Mobile, said the spiderman” and they jumped into action. They drove all the way to the monster’s
secret lair...
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Where there was a herd of giraffes. There was a
giraffe that was so lazy he wouldn’t get out of bed! Then one day, his mother slapped him because he wouldn’t get out of bed. One day he was so rude, he burped. His mother had to give him a slap again.
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slimy chicken
Then a came and slapped the mother. Then her son went upstairs and got the troll under the bed. He got up and ate the chicken!
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He burped and ran home to his mammy in his
spiky volcano.
He forgot where the entrance was and jumped into the lava! Stampy heard him screaming and had to risk his life. He had to jump into the lava to save him. As Stampy was falling, he didn’t stop. He held onto him and climbed up and as a thank you,
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He gave a present of a funny chimpanzee and he lived in a castle. He calls his servants the Funny Castles. Spike, the
The Funny Castle
castle’s real name is . The Funny Castle is very big. Whenever somebody goes out, it says “Thank You” He says “Thank You” to everyone, even to Firemen.
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cheeky fireman
There was a and he was a silly billy. Then one day he went to work and when it was time to drive the fire truck , he got a call for a fire and he was very stupid. He went to another house and sprayed the water!!
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Then out of nowhere, a guinea pig came in with a
quiet cabbage. Then he heard his mam come
in and he slapped his face in despair. He ran around the kitchen half a dozen times. “I know� he said. He quickly climbed onto the piece of land above the door leaving the kitchen messed up. He got a broom and BAM!, Mum fell to the ground and she fainted.
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But then she woke up again and she went to brush her teeth and she looked at her toothbrush and it looked like
repulsive toothbrush.
a “I think a monster was brushed his teeth with my toothbrush!�.
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Then she saw a zebra in the bath. The zebra was a
dreadful zebra.
The dreadful zebra pulled down its pants. The zebra was her friend. Then they saw a dog and a cat...
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They went to a crazy place called Spaceshipland. Spaceshipland was half good half evil. A spaceship on the evil half was going to his space-school reunion. Everybody called him a beautiful spaceship. I know you think beautiful is a nice thing to call someone, but in the evil world, it is the complete opposite. The poor spaceship wished he could be called
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“Menacing Spaceship�.
The spaceship flew up into space. And then he found a little boy and asked him could he have some popcorn. Then the boy gave him
dirty popcorn!
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The boy was disgusted and very cross. The boy was so so
“narky ninja”
cross he turned into an extremely . Then the “narky ninja boy” kicked the spaceship. After that, the “narky ninja boy” kicked all the planets out of space! Back on the earth, the planets were kicking people...
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At one o clock they stopped at the café and ate everything
singing “Kick them all”. They went to the president and told him that they couldn’t get the while
water out of the sink unless they clicked a button.
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Hi my name is Aoife. I am 10 years young. My best friends are Isobel and Emma. I have a twin sister. Her name is Ciara. When I grow up I want to be an illustrator. I live in Newtown, the best place in the world! Art is my favourite subject. My older brother’s name is Cian.
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Hello my name is Sophie Miller. I am ten years old (13). I like swimming and reading (and flying spaceships). When I grow up I want to be an author (or a chipmunk) Name: Sarah (Lucy is my fake name ) Like: Art Age: 8 What I like being: I like being Elsa from Frozen I like playing Minecraft Angela I am Elsa. I was Elsa for 2 years. Melania does believe in me. I love Coraline. It is a movie. I love it. I love mermaids. I saw a mermaid on Youtube.
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I am Daniel-Is-Awesome I am 385 years old I like soccer and Art and video games. I am so cool
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I am Tiernan. I am 2 years old. I do not like rugby.
Page 6 I am Thibaut. I like drawing monsters. I am 8 years old & I am from France. I can speak French.
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My name is Dylan. I am 9 and I love video games. I also like reading, drawing, being silly, playing and watching tv. I have one blue eye and one hazel eye. In other words I am unique. I really hope you enjoy my story and all the others. Thank You.
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My name is Cian Edmonds. I am 1085 years old. I like heaven & football. My hobby is sports. My favourite food is chicken & chips.
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Oran Age: 10 From: Kilcullen Sport: Soccer
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Hi my name is Ellie Breen and I am 58 (8) years old. I like reading books without pictures. I’m really good at drawing and I love loom bands, art stuff, minecraft and Lego. My favourite food is waffles. My favourite fruit is apples and pears. My fav veg is carrots and my fav treat is chocolate. Hi my name is Malaika. My age is 17. My favourite fruits are mango, strawberry & blueberries. I love to read & I love cats & dogs. I do not have a brother but I do have a sister called Zahare. My name is Aisling. I am 9 years old. I am from County Wicklow. I like Irish Dancing. I want to be a teacher when I am older. I was born January the 14th 2006
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My name is Austin Brennan. I’m from Blessington, Co. Wicklow. I’m 10 years old. I play hurling & football for Blessington & rugby for Naas. I love all sports. When I grow up I want to play hurling & football.
Page 14 My name is Alisa Holohon. I am 7 and a half. I look like my mammy. I’m from Portlaoise. I like to swim, skip and doing ballet. My friends are Melania, Tamara and Karolina. I have 6 people in my family. I want to be a photographer when I grow up.
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My name is Melania Chepyna. I am 7 and a half. I like my Mam. I love my cat. My best friend is Angela. I was born on 11th of March. I love to play Plant vs Zombie Garden Warfare
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My name is Emma. I am 11 years old. I live in Newbridge. I am an only child. My dad is a teacher. I have a cat called Ossy. I go Killashee School. I love to read books. I play the piano. My favourite sport is tennis. My favourite animals are cats and horses. My favourite colour is turquoise. My lucky number is 14. My name is Katie. My age is 8 years old. I live in Kildare. I like eating cabbage & ham. My favourite thing to do is be a singer.
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My name is Vivienne, but people call me the “Narky Ninja” I am green & I am from space. I live on Mars. I am 200 years old.
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My name is Holly-May. My favourite colour is blue. My friends think I’m funny. I can make them laugh by saying nothing. I am 400 years old. I love animals. I have a Maltese dog calle Jessie - a.k.a. Malteaser. I would love to be a dog. My name would be Jerry Jim Joe. Otherwise I would like to be a potato called Papoppig. I like to spend my time eating potatos and looking up facts about potatos and drawing potatos.
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“Book-A-Doodle-Book” is a story written and illustrated by a fantastic group of 8-11 year old authors and illustrators. One fine day in the Riverbank Arts Centre, these pesky authors came together along with Dave & Gill from DoodleMoose Designs to create a scary, funny, nonsensical, grim, side-splitting, crazy, colourful, stupendous, hungry, super gigantic, cabbagey tale. Each author took their turn to write a few lines of a story. They then folded their piece of paper to hide all but the last line of what they wrote and passed it onto the next author - who then continued on the story and then passed it on and then they passed it on, and then....you get the drift. So the result is one big random super-story that is linked from page to page. If you’re looking to pass the time with some essential reading material, make sure you have yourself a copy of “Book-A-Doodle-Book”.
“A must read!” ****** “Stunningly Stupidly Silly” ***** “A Hodge-Podge of a tale” ******