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Spectacular oceanviews surrounded by national park-quality dunescape. 5,600 sq.ft., 5BR, 5.5BA, custom millwork & cabinetry, 3 ďŹ replaces & 2-car garage. Heated gunite pool w/poolhouse/bar area. Part of a 7-lot oceanfront enclave that shares 27 acres of pristine oceanfront. Dir: On Montauk Highway thru Amagansset Village on the right before Cyril’s. Excl. F#47613 | Web#H0147613.

$PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP %HDFK 3OXP &W ǧ Breathtaking ocean and dune views from this 4,000 sq.ft. modern home. 5BR, 5.5BA, custom millwork & cabinetry, eat-in kitchen, heated pool & spa w/outdoor ďŹ replace & sauna. Natural landscaping. Part of a 7 lot, 27 acre oceanfront enclave & spectacular white sand beach. Excl. F#47189 | Web#H0147189.

$PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ SP /DXUHO +LOO /Q ǧ Attractive pool lends great appeal! 6BR, 6+BA Traditional-style. Enviable, newly-built 2-story offering a delightful ambiance. 4 ďŹ replaces. Count on this charmer for real value. Excl. F#67684 | Web#H13962.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 0DLGVWRQH 'U ǧ South of the highway in Amagansett Dunes on a shy half acre. 3BR, 2BA, ofďŹ ce/loft, ultra inviting heated pool, poolhouse w/ outdoor shower, beautiful landscaping & irrigation. Just a short distance from one of the most beautiful beaches in the world! Dir: 27 through Amagansett heading East and take a right on Maidstone #15. Excl. F#62614 | Web#H53562.

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6DW ǧ SP &RSHFHV /Q ǧ Four acres with 4BR, 2BA chalet with water views, and rolling terrain, near Halsey Marina in beautiful Three Mile Harbor, East Hampton area. Also available for summer rental at $40,000. Dir. Mtk Hwy to North Main St. bare left at Three Mile Harbor Sign 1 mi. to Copeces. Excl. F#68334 | Web#H14429.

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The best buy south of the highway in Amagansett. This home sits on .85 of an acre and enjoys a great deal of privacy. 3BR and 2BA w/a full basement, gracious living room w/ďŹ replace & ooded w/light. Large private backyard & pool w/lots of decking. Very close to ocean beach. Excl. F#68886 | Web#H52928.

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Pristine 3BR very south home overlooking 40+ acres of open reserve with heated pool, decks, special arbored porch and lush gardens. The property located on an estate ďŹ lled Bridgehampton Lane has endless possiblilities is the perfect Hampton getaway. Excl. F#243511 | Web#H53584.

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EAST HAMPTON

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Traditional, 2-story home, 5,000 sq.ft., 6BRs & 6 marble BAs. 2 landscaped acres, chef’s kitchen, FDR, home theater room, wine storage, ďŹ nished basement, gym, and 2 fpls. CAC & Vac. Mahogany decks, stone patios, gunite pool, 2-car garage. Excl. F#60902 | Web#H51786.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ DP SP 1RHOOHV /Q ǧ Well built with many tasteful extras on a shy acre. 4,800+ sq.ft., 6BR (3 ensuite), 5BA, formal dining room, large den & full basement. Extensive landscaping with gunite pool. Located in the near Northwest close to East Hampton and Sag Harbor villages on a quiet cul-de-sac. Excl. F#68986 | Web#H14182.

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%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ DP SP .LQJV 3RLQW 5G ǧ Located in beautiful Clearwater Beach with private boating and beach rights just 1/10 of a mile to Gardiners Bay this updated contemporary beauty has been totally renovated. Offering creek front views this 3BR, 2.5BA with great room, master suite, 2 fpls. Dir: From Montauk Hwy turn left onto Main St., continue north onto North Main St., continue to follow County Rd. 40 as it become Three Mile Harbor Rd., turn slight right onto Hog Creek Rd., left onto Kings Point Rd. F#64451 | Web#H24181.

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Located in Sebonac secton of Southampton, this handsome stucco home lies within a mile of Shinnecock, and three other, golf clubs. Formal LR and DR. Gourmet kitchen with marble counters and center island. Finished basement. Decks overlook garden setting with heated gunite pool & manicured grounds. Dir: From Tuckahoe School, west on Sebonac Rd past Tuckahoe Lane, 100 yards on right. F#61300 | Web#H23660.

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This stunning custom-built contemporary home provides endless river, bay, and pond views. Dock your boat at your own dock. Feel like you are on a ship as you enjoy the water views from throughout the house. Entertain your guests on the multiple decks. F#66829 | Web#H15287.

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 1LG]\Q $YH ǧ Turn-key! This traditional 2-story home south of the hwy. This spacious custom home features hardwood ooring throughout with eat-in kitchen, living room with ďŹ replace, french door leading to the outdoors, formal dining room, and half bath all located on the main level. F#67085 | Web#H30126.

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SAGAPONACK

Eclectic Georgian Villa boasting 6,000 sq.ft. and 3,000+ sq.ft. full ďŹ nished basement, with a movie theatre, exercise area, dressing room etc. This elegant home is located on 1.4 secluded acres, with a very private setting, and stone walkways. F#67659 | Web#H19283.

Live in harmony in this 8BR, 11.5BA Traditional estate. Great room, professional kitchen, formal dining room, family room, media room, 4 ďŹ replaces, full ďŹ nished basement. Plus, 1,000 sq.ft pool house, heated gunite pool and so much more. Excl. F#62701 | Web#H54574. Co-Excl.

6DW ǧ SP (DVW :RRGV 3DWK ǧ Find real comfort in this secluded 3BR, 2BA traditional-style. TerriďŹ c 2-story enhanced by hardwood ooring, a great room and a study, ďŹ replace. Attractive pool. Excl. F#233476 | Web#H48567.

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6DW ǧ SP 0DOOR\ 'U ǧ Luxurious living in Southampton Pines. 6BR, 9BA. Mediterranean Mansion nicely sited on 1.71 acres. Grand living room, 2 ďŹ replaces, guest quarters, library. Chef’s dream gourmet kitchen, master suite on ground level. Basement with exercise, media, game rooms, bar/lounge area. Dir: Emmett to Malloy Southampton Pines. F#62890 | Web#H15791.

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6DW ǧ SP /RQJ 3RQG 7UDLO ǧ Modernist contemporary on 1.7 acres backs up to preserve. A large loft like double-height living room, 2 master suite’s, one includes a usable loft above. There are also 2 large sized guest bedrooms, a cozy ďŹ replace and open kitchen. Heated 20x40 pool. Excl. F#56651 | Web#H0156651.

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6XQ ǧ SP -RVLDK )RVWHU 3DWK ǧ This custom-built home offers upscale gourmet kitchen bright and airy living room with ďŹ replace 4BRs with their own bathrooms, a complete master suite separate and private. Included in this perfect home that has the ability to operate as a bed & breakfast. Turn key. Dir: Montauk Hwy. Go South to Josiah Foster’s Path to #25. F#64947 | Web#H30022.

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SAG HARBOR

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Cordial 3BR, 3+BA Vintage-style! Very welcoming, with formal dining room, ďŹ replace and hardwood ooring. Relaxing pool. Dir. Main St. Excl. F#65418 | Web#H32553.

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This immaculate post modern beauty is situated on a wooded acre with mature landscaping and plenty of privacy. The private quarters are spectacular and the location is less than a mile from beautiful sandy beaches and senic red creek park. Dir: Old Riverhead Road to Squires Blvd. F#66836 | Web#H20581.

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3-story Gambrel home in Southampton hilltop location. 9,350 sq.ft., 8 en suite BRs, plus powder rm, gourmet kitchen, FDR, 2 family rms, 3 fplcs, lower level w/gym, sauna, & bar. Decks & patios, gunite pool, 3-car garage, landscaping, the works. Excl. F#56939 | Web#H0156939.

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Enjoy kayaking out your back door, marina square foot pricing well below market. Take advantage of the large open layout, custom millwork and ďŹ replace. Dir: Take Three Mile Harbor Road north to Isle Of Wight Road, follow Isle of Wight around the bend and take a right onto Bay Inlet Road. Excl. F#61374 | Web#H52373.

Lovely front porch, wainscotted hallway with 3BRs and 2 newly-renovated baths. Eat-in kitchen and hardwood oors throughout. Semi-ďŹ nished basement with wet bar, closet, wonderful sunroom runs length of house and looks out into fenced in yard with mature landscaping. Dir: Take Montauk Hwy to Jones Rd south, left at Norwood. F#66900 | Web#H22930.

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WAINSCOTT 6DW ǧ DP *HRUJLFD :RRGV /Q ǧ Exceptional country home, ďŹ nely detailed throughout. Living room with ďŹ replace, master bedroom with ďŹ replace, dining room, gourmet kitchen, 3BRs, 4BAs, heated pool, beautifully landscaped gardens, minutes to village and ocean. Excl. F#68142 | Web#H13150.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ DP SP 5HG )R[ /Q ǧ 3BR, 2BA contemporary saltbox on a shy acre. Heated pool, full basement, ďŹ replace and cathedral ceiling living room. A spacious loft with skylight allows breezes to permeate the house. This meticulously maintained home exudes pride of ownership. Excl. F#69411 | Web#H24123.

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On 1 level acre, just 3 miles from EH Village, is a 1 level charming 4BR, 3BA home. There are 2 master suites and 2 smaller bedrooms, sharing a bath, a centerpiece vaulted, beamed living room with built in bookcases and a brick fpl; opening to the pool patio. Excl. F#68179 | Web#H18269.

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Ocean view Ditch Plains. This private beach cottage is situated high up on a Knoll with spectacular ocean views. Only 3/10ths of a mile from the ocean. Dir: 27 East past Montuak village Take right on Caswell RD. 2nd to last house on left. Excl. F#65794 | Web#H37468.

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WATER MILL 6DW ǧ SP )O\LQJ 3RLQW 5G ǧ Beach Front and Bay Side 6BR estate on 2.3 acres, panoramic views, gunite pool, elevator, sauna, beautifully appointed and move in this summer, also has a dock on the bay for boating. Excl. F#45973 | Web#H52862.

/RUL%DUEDULD %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 0HFR[ 5G ǧ Traditional-style home just built. Expert details & amenities. 6BRS, 6BAs, 1 half-bath, 4 fpls. Professional kitchen w/fpl, adjacent screened-in porch & stone patio. Finished basement. 20x40 gunite pool. 2-car garage. Bordered by reserve. Excl. F#57953 | Web#H0157953. Co-Excl.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ DP SP 3RWDWR %DUQ 5G ǧ Adjacent to a reserve affording private and tranquil surroundings, this 5BR, 5BA modern home is close to Village and Flying Point Beach. Sun.lit and spacious living and dining open to pool, Jacuzzi spa, tennis court. South-of-highway retreat. Excl. F#61863 | Web#H13444.

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WESTHAMPTON BEACH 6DW ǧ SP 'XQH 5G 8QLW ǧ Developer is having a Spring Sale on 2 Units. Call for details. New 10 unit luxury condo community has it all: bayfront location, private beach access, pook, ďŹ tness center and marina- come and visit and make an offer. Luxurious ammenities and details. Gated and private. Dir: Take WHB Bridge to Dune Rd going West. F#68082 | Web#H11848.

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In Southampton Village, centrally located, close to the hottest clubs and restaurants. Leave your car in the driveway and take the train, or the Luxury Hampton Liner, or the Jitney.The house offers 4BRs, 4.5BAs, heated gunite pool. Excl. F#60995 | Web#H13768.

Gated bay front condominium on Dune Rd., Westhampton Beach with every amenity. Custom home features two master suites, and 3,200 sq.ft. of interior space plus 2,500 sq.ft. of mahogany decking. Delightful kitchen with granite counters and AAA appliances. F#69089 | Web#H17522.

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17 Watch the Skies by Dan Rattiner Plovers Arriving. Let’s Herd them to their Designated Beaches

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21 April Reminds Us of Why We Love the Seasons by Dan Rattiner 23 Sacrifice? by Dan Rattiner Offerings? Tributes? Love Thy Neighbor? ‘Tis the Season

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Travel with us to... NEW YORK YANKEE AND NEW YORK METS DATES ARE IN! New York Yankees: Sun., 6/7 TB, Sat., 7/18 DET, Wed., 7/22 BAL, Sat., 7/25 OAK, Wed., 8/12 TOR, Sat., 8/29 CWS, Mon., 9/7 TB, Sun., 9/13 BAL. New York Mets: Sun., 6/21 TB, Wed., 7/8 LAD, Fri., 8/21 PHI, Sat., 9/5 CHC, Sun., 9/6 CHC. Call or check our website for more information.

“West Side Story” – Wed., Jun. 3rd - $205 pp. - West Side Story transposes Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet to the gang-ridden streets of Manhattan in the 1950s. In place of Romeo and Juliet are Tony and Maria, two teens torn between ethnic loyalty and their intense, abrupt love for one another. The Leonard Bernstein-Stephen Sondheim score includes “Tonight,” “Somewhere,” “Maria,” “I Have a Love” and “Something’s Coming.”

“9 to 5” – Wed., May 6th - $212 pp. & Wed., Jun. 10th – $205 pp. – Don’t miss this new musical comedy based on the classic hit movie! Pushed to their boiling point by their boss, three female co-workers concoct a plan to get even with the sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot — a plan that spins wildly and hilariously out of control. “Guys and Dolls” – Wed., May 6th – $189 pp. & Wed., Jun. 17th – $197 pp. – A flyby-night gambler woos a Salvation Army lass, and a showgirl tries to hook the founder of "the oldest, established, permanent, floating crap game in New York." “Chicago” – Sat., May 16th – $165 pp. – Chicago is a musical tale of "murder, greed, corruption, violence, exploitation, adultery and treachery—all those things we hold near and dear to our hearts." Paint the town red with merry murderesses Roxie Hart, Velma Kelly, their hotshot lawyer, Billy Flynn, and the iconic choreography of Bob Fosse. The Cloisters & The Cathedral of Saint John the Divine – Thurs., May 21st - $116 pp. – A wonderful opportunity to experience tours of two of NYC’s architectural, historic & spiritual wonders. The Cloisters Museum & Gardens – is a replica of a medieval monastery, which rises from the towering cliffs of Fort Tryon Park in northern Manhattan. The Cathedral of St. John the Divine – the world’s largest Gothic cathedral, offers Romanesque and Gothic architecture, unique stained glass windows, art treasures and wonderful grounds. Its magnificent rose window, the largest in the U.S., will captivate you. Enjoy lunch at a wonderful, neighborhood favorite Greek restaurant, and before you depart, you will have a chance to stop across the street from the cathedral at the famed Hungarian Pastry Shop for some refreshments prior to your departure. Bronx Zoo – Sat., May 30th – $65 per Adult, $60 per Child (3-12 years old) – Take a walk on the wild side with award-winning, cutting-edge exhibits, such as the Congo Gorilla Forest, and featuring over 4,000 animals. Enjoy the Wild Asia Monorail, Skyfari Cable Car one-way, the Children’s Zoo, and Congo Gorilla Forest, Butterfly Garden, Bug Carousel and unlimited Zoo Shuttle. Ellis Island… “Taking a Chance on America: Bela Lugosi’s Ellis Island Story” (Living Theatre presentation) and lunch included – Sat., May 30th – $85 pp. – Back by popular demand, you’ll be captivated by this Living Theatre production. The play portrays the immigrant experience of legendary movie actor Bela Lugosi—best known for his portrayal of Count Dracula, and features a reenactment of the Ellis Island inspection process. You will also have ample time on your own to explore this amazing museum.

‘A Slice of Brooklyn’ – Tour and Luncheon – Sat., Jun. 6th - $135 pp. – Explore famous Brooklyn neighborhoods on this notable escorted tour. Sites include movie locations, many landmarks and points of interests. You’ll learn about and see many of the things that have made Brooklyn famous and unique. For example, Brooklyn Heights, Park Slope, Prospect Park, Grand Army Plaza, Brooklyn Museum and Botanic Garden, site of original Ebbett’s Field, Green-Wood Cemetery and Victorian Flatbush. Yes, a slice of cheesecake and an egg cream from Junior’s famous restaurant is included with your lunch! New England Castles and Mansions – 3-Day Tour – Tues.-Thurs. Jun. 9th-11th - $512 pp./do. See some of the exciting homes in the New England area. You will visit Blithewold Mansion & Gardens, Rosecliff Mansion, Breakers Mansion, Hammond Castle and Crane Estate at Castle Hill. There is also more in store for you on this great tour… like a New England Lobster bake! Montreal and Quebec–6-Day Tour – Sun.-Fri. – Jun. 14th-19th - $1325 pp./do. - Montreal is a unique blend of old-world charm and new world glitz. Hampton Jitney is very excited to return to our Northern neighbors again this spring. There is a great deal to see and do, so come along for an exciting journey – you won’t be disappointed. You will have guided tours of Montreal, Basilique Saint Anne de Beaupré and Montmorency Falls, have some wonderful meals and do more sightseeing and shopping on your way home through Vermont & Massachusetts.

Also Available: Longwood Gardens Wine & Jazz Festival – Sat., 5/2 Brimfield Antique Show – Sat., 5/16 Wilderstein Mansion Tour with Hudson River Cruise – Sun., 5/17 Culinary Institute – Thurs., 6/4 West Point & Hudson River Cruise – Thurs., 6/11 Kutztown German Folk Festival – Sat., 6/27 The Clipper City Tall Ship Cruise & Top of the Rock – Sat., 6/27 Sleepy Hollow Restorations - Kykuit & Sunnyside – Thurs., 7/9 “Rock of Ages” Musical – Sat., 7/11 World Yacht Dinner Cruise – Sat., 7/18 The Intrepid Experience – Sat., 7/18

SHOW TOURS INCLUDE – Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details.

To Make A Tour Reservation Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton Or dial extensions 328 and 329 to reach our Greenport office.

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We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

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for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.

Hampton Jitney’s Value Pack Ticket Books are always available! Call, Stop in or Go Online to Purchase. • They never expire • Simple to purchase • Save time and money • Any rider can use - anytime

South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

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Watch the Skies Plovers Arriving. Let’s Herd them to their Designated Beaches By Dan Rattiner This is the time of year that the piping plovers, small birds on the endangered species list, arrive at the beaches in the Hamptons to set up their little nests for the summer. Until this year, nobody could ever tell which beaches the plovers would choose for their nests. It was an important thing for us humans here on the ground to know because whichever beaches the plovers chose would immediately be located by naturalists and encircled by snow fencing to keep everybody away. Whole beaches got closed off this way. Go inside the fence and you would be arrested. Penalties could be a fine or a jail sentence. There is no fooling around when it comes to protecting endangered species. When all this began, back in the mid 1990s, everybody thought it was cute. The plovers really were few and far between then. There would be one or two places fenced off somewhere along our 60 miles of beach. The fences did encircle the nests, but you could walk or drive around them, and even see the cute little fellas from a distance of 50 or 100 feet. Now, however, we have an infestation of plovers. There are hundreds of nests, and as many as 1,000 little monsters and their brats.

One out of every 10 beaches is off limits here in the summertime now. For the last three years, the Fourth of July fireworks at Main Beach in East Hampton have had to be postponed because of piping plovers. Sometimes beach weddings have to be relocated. And in some areas, where the plover nests go from the back of the dunes all the way down to near the water, the fencing now runs from the back of the beach all the way down to the water’s edge,

This year, however, things are different. Back in March, the U. S. Fish and Wildlife Service designated only two specific beaches for the plovers. They are off limits for humans from April to August. One is on the beach at Peconic Bay, at Jessup Neck and the adjacent Elizabeth J. Morton Preserve in Noyac, and the other is a one half mile section of beach along the ocean halfway between Two Mile Hollow Beach in East Hampton and Indian Wells Beach in Amagansett. Because of this change, some spirited citizens have formed a group called the “Plover Guidance Rangers.” Based out of a so far unrented private mansion on a beach in Mecox, which twice in the last four years has had its beachfront be home to plovers, the leaders of this group are turning the plover preservation rule upside down and sideways. “We now have two beaches preserved exclusively for plovers,” said co-founder Ed Nelson, of Water Mill. “Our goal is to guide all the plovers, which are now on their migration north, to the beaches set aside for them.” He looked at me sternly. “This is a good thing to do. It’s where the law wants them.” According to Norton, there are now nearly 4,000 members of the Plover Guidance

We have an infestation of plovers; hundreds of nests, as many as 1,000 little monsters & their brats. essentially blocking everybody. And yet, the law remains. Those deciding about the plover rules work out of an air conditioned office building in Washington, D. C. They wouldn’t know a plover if they saw one. They probably don’t even know that by the time they allow the people to use these beaches again — after the plovers have flown away — the summer is over.

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Rangers. Upon registration, which can be done at the PGR Web site, members are issued red caps and vests. “The annual membership fee, which is $150, includes the hat and vest. We haven’t had an objection yet. Plovers hate anything red. They relate it to their species predator, the red fox, of which there are very few here in the Hamptons, unfortunately.” Nelson is not advocating that there be more. But he is advocating that his Rangers be ready for what he says is “game day,” the day coming sometime in the next few weeks when all the plovers arrive up above the Hamptons and start looking down for the beaches where they intend to make their nests. He showed me banks of computers with vol-

unteers sitting at them, watching for signs of the plover arrival in the Plover Guidance Ranger headquarters’ living room. There were other Rangers with binoculars on an exterior deck looking out over the dunes. It wasn’t hard to figure out what this was all about. On the back wall of the living room was a big banner reading THEY’VE GOT THEIRS. WE’VE GOT OURS. I asked him about that. “It’s a bit complicated. I’ll get to that later.

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But for now, let me show you something.” He walked me over to one of the computers being used by a man introduced to me as Hal. “Based on where the plovers are now in their migration,” he said, indicating blips on the computer, “we expect ‘game day’ to be either April 26, 27 or 28 this year.” On ‘game day,’ he said, all the captains of Plover Guidance Rangers will alert all the other Rangers by e-mail and order everyone to don hats and vests, get pots and wooden spoons from their kitchens and, for the next 12 hours, stand out on the beaches banging the pots and directing the arriving plovers to Noyac and Amagansett. Nelson looked at his watch, and then glanced at the screen. “Right now, we think the call will go out the day after tomorrow,” he said. This reporter asked Nelson how he expected piping plovers, which are up in the sky several hundred feet, to be able to see where they are being herded. “We’re getting signage — giant black cardboard arrows and you know those neon signs that the police have alongside some of the roads that tell you your speed?” I told him I did. “We’re working on getting all the police departments to allow us to take them out to the beaches on ‘game day,’ where we can reprogram them with the best information.” “Like what?” “8.3 MILES TO AMAGANSETT BEACH, THAT WAY,” he said. I asked him if he thought the towns and villages would approve of their actions on ‘game day.’ “We won’t be doing anything illegal,” he said. “I’ve talked to a few officials about this informally. There’s no law against everybody going down to the beaches, except that we need some gathering permits, and we’ve already gotten them, although we have not filled in the dates yet. I mean, everybody has been very nice. Everybody wants to save the plovers and get them over to their beaches. And everybody wants all the rest of us, summer people and locals, surfers and sport fishermen and volleyball players and sunbathers, to be able to use all the other beaches. They have theirs. We have ours.” He pointed to the sign on the wall and smiled. “I get it,” I said. “I’ve already spoken at several Chamber of Commerce meetings. They’re all on board,” he said. “Anything else you want to tell our readers?” I asked. “Just go to our Web site and sign up. And watch the skies. Save the piping plovers! And oh, one other thing: If you don’t want to join the Rangers, join the Rangers Auxiliary. We’re here 24/7. We could use pizza and Coke and maybe a cheesecake. We need all the help we can get.”

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Owning a Restaurant Sometimes You Wonder: What Is the Upside of That? By Dan Rattiner A prominent restaurateur in the Hamptons was arrested last week and charged with having written $300,000 in checks that bounced. According to the restaurant owner, he, like many other restaurateurs in these parts, was struggling to make it through the current economic downturn by taking a loan. As normal banking sources had all dried up, he had gone elsewhere, in particular, to a man in the “concrete construction” business, who people told him could make a $300,000 loan. The terms were harsh and the interest high. But he got the money. But then, when the time came to pay back the loan, he told the man he wasn’t

yet ready. The man insisted. And then he said if the restaurateur couldn’t pay him, he wanted the keys to the place. So in that circumstance, the restaurateur wrote a check on an account that had insufficient funds to cover the amount. He was, he said after being arrested, sort of forced to do it to get out of there. The restaurateur now says he has made other arrangements for his restaurant and it should be open in time for the Memorial Day weekend. We know who this man is. A lot of people in the business know who he is. But out of respect for the fact that he has not yet had his day in court and considering the fact that these are

very hard times to obtain financing and people can get pretty desperate, we will not reveal his name unless things get worse. Personally, I would go nuts if I ever ran a restaurant. There are crazy cooks, cranky customers, long hours, bills to pay and all kinds of other stuff. On the other hand, owning a restaurant has always appealed to me, at least as a dream. Imagine, Dan’s Bar and Grille. I’d serve burgers and fries, wild salads, desserts designed like sculptures or bits of modern architecture, and special drinks with umbrellas in them. And people would love me. A long time ago, I actually did own a restau(continued on next page)

APRIL REMINDS US OF WHY WE LOVE THE SEASONS By Dan Rattiner Some people enjoy living in Southern California where the sun always shines, the flowers are always in bloom and one day is just like another. I am not one of those people, and as a case in point, I offer the month of April. Here in the Hamptons, April is a month of anticipation. Winter still lingers, sometimes bringing with it additional and unexpected cruel blows, particularly at the start. But by the middle of the month, spring starts to stir. It might be the just the buds of the gladiolas in the ground on the town green. It might just

be a sunny day where you can throw off your jacket and breathe the warmth in the air as the earth wakes up from its long sleep. It might be the surprise of still not seeing leaves on the trees. There is always a day in April that is 75 degrees, when everyone has a spring in their step. And yet the trees, cold and brittle, still remain lifeless and barren — a strange counterpoint to what the sky and the birds and the animals and our own hearts tell us. Here in the middle of April, with thousands upon thousands of trees in our special universe, it seems absolutely impossible that by

Memorial Day, just 45 days from now, all will be green and lush and in full bloom for the arrival of the summer visitors. But in this very special landscape, it will happen. What also will happen is the arrival of billions and billions of tons of sand on our 60 miles of beaches. At this time, our beaches are still bereft strips of flotsam and jetsam, with only whisps of sand. But in just 45 days, a miracle will take place. The sand will arrive, not by the truckload, but by the invisible action of the sea, with tons of it washing up onto the shore every day at high tide and not (continued on page 36)

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rant. It happened by accident. Few people knew. But it gave me a bit of a whiff of what such a thing would be like. I was completely overwhelmed by the idea and soon extricated myself from the situation. I had sold an ad in Dan’s Papers to a man who owned a restaurant in Sag Harbor on the site where Il Cappuchino is today. He seemed like a perfectly ordinary sort of man. Apparently I misjudged him. The ad, for about $1,000, ran. He seemed happy with it. But when it came time to pay me, he demurred. Try me again in a week, he said. The place was bustling with business. For the rest of the summer, I tried collecting the $1,000 from him. Each time, he put me off. Come back tomorrow. I might have something for you in two weeks. In late autumn he closed for the winter, still owing me the money. The following summer, softhearted fellow that I was, I sold him more advertising for another $1,000. He told me how much good the ad had done him. He’d have both last year’s $1,000 and this year’s $1,000 in the bank before Labor Day and he’d pay me then. It was a busy summer and I went over to the place a few times to eat. It was an Italian menu, and both the food and service were good. The second time we ate there, he came over to speak to my wife and me at the end of the meal and I reported to him that the experience was just fine. It was all very lovey dovey and friendly. And I was paying my restaurant bill as I was supposed to at the end of the meal. But Labor Day came and went, and he still

had not written me a check. He was still nice about it. He said he’d pay me later in the fall when all the money owed to him was paid. I thought about that after I left. Exactly what did that mean? Money owed? I thought the rule of thumb in the restaurant business was that in the interval after the end of the meal and before you left the restaurant, you paid for what you ate. Finally, I came to the conclusion I had to press the matter. I called him up and told him I would have to go to small claims court if he didn’t pay me within a week. He seemed startled by that, but he said he understood. He didn’t blame me. When no check arrived, reluctantly, I went to Town Hall and filled out the paperwork for a small claims court matter of $2,000, copies of which the court sent to him. I got a date in court. And I showed up. When he didn’t and therefore did not answer when the bailiff called his name out, the judge ruled in my favor. It was called a default judgment. I called him up and told him what I had done and again he said he didn’t blame me. And again he said a check would be on the way, which, again, it wasn’t. And so, after a month passed without any further contact with him, I went back to court and told the judge, and he ruled that the judgment should be turned over to the sheriff. The sheriff would collect the money. Honestly, this was the first occasion when things had gone so far that they had to be turned over to a sheriff.

Curious, I asked to meet with the particular sheriff who would be doing this. I got his phone number, and called him. “I will go over there and, with the judgment, ask for the money,” he said. “And if he doesn’t pay me, I will ask a second time a week later. And if he still doesn’t pay me, I will arrange for an auction of the restaurant. The judge will set a date.” As you have probably guessed, it came to that. The date was October 11, the week before Columbus Day that year. I asked the sheriff if I really needed to be there and he said no. “If someone buys it, the first $2,000 would go to you. I will collect the money for you. After that, there will be a new owner at the restaurant. You don’t have to be there for all of that.” Before the auction, considering the owner of the restaurant knew about all of this, I really expected to find a check in the mail. He was open and in business. But no check came. When the phone rang on the day of the auction, I had totally forgotten about the matter. I wasn’t going. It wasn’t in my appointment book. Yet there was the phone call. “We just had the auction,” the Sheriff said. “But nobody bid. So that is that.” “What do you mean?” I asked. “Well, you get to buy the restaurant for the $2,000 he owes you if you want. Do you want to do that?” “I guess so.” “Well, come on down to the courthouse and sign the papers.” (continued on page 26)

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Sacrifice? Offerings? Tributes? Love Thy Neighbor? ‘Tis the Season By Dan Rattiner “And so this shank bone of the lamb represents the sacrificial lamb that in ancient times was offered up to the Almighty God, the creator of the Universe, Blessed be He.” I heard this a lot over the holiday weekend just past. And I wondered about this business of sacrifice. I don’t clearly understand the idea of slaughtering something and presenting it to the Almighty as a sacrifice. Also, if it is such an important thing, then why do we just hold up the shank bone to show how they used to do it? Why don’t we just do it? And if we are not going to do it, what is God going to think?

Surely, it is an important thing. The modern era, which frowns on sacrificing living things, goes back only about 2,000 years. But before that, practically everybody was sacrificing to the gods. Considering that man has been on this planet for two million years, that means that for 1,998,000 of them, humans were making sacrifices to deities. But in the last 2,000 years, we — in the Jewish and Christian religions anyway — only talk about how they used to do it. As I said, this seems like a risky business. I have personally seen sacrifices. Many years ago, when Dan’s Papers shut down in the fall and reopened in the spring, I would take my

family and travel somewhere interesting in the winter. One winter, we lived in a house we rented in the mountain town of Panajachel, Guatemala. You could take a bus on switchback roads further up the mountain to the town of Solola. And about halfway up, there was a bus stop where, if you wanted to, you could get out, walk down a gravel path on the cliff face and go into the witchdoctor’s cave. He wasn’t there the time we did that, but inside the cave, way in the back, there was a shrine to a deity, and in front of it were the offerings and sacrifices of the local citizenry. I (continued on page 34)

PROTESTING IN SOUTHAMPTON, RE-EXAMINED By Dan Rattiner Last Tuesday, Tom Wedell did what he has done practically every working day for the past year and a half, which is to drive his SUV 40 miles from his home in East Moriches to the Southampton 7-Eleven on County Road 39 to spend the day harassing and protesting against the undocumented immigrants. The immigrants are there, usually about 20 of them, outdoors on Aldrich Lane, standing peacefully by the side of the road on the public sidewalk hoping to be picked up for a day’s work. This Tuesday, however, was different.

Around 11 a.m., somebody smashed the window of Wedell’s SUV and stole one of his signs. It read DEPORT ILLEGALS. “If they think that by breaking my mirrors and windows they can stop me from coming here,” he said, “they’ve got another thing coming. They can go to hell. I am here exercising my constitutional rights as a loyal American.” According to Wedell, he had parked his car at the South Fork Realty parking lot, which is just to the east of the 7-Eleven. No immigrants congregate there. He had walked around in front of the 7-Eleven with another of his signs, and was down the block on North

Sea Road, on the far side of the 7-Eleven, at Aldrich Lane, where these Spanish speaking people usually wait, when whatever happened, happened back where he parked his car. Wedell is 49-years-old, formerly in the roofing business, and a fine American worker who feels these immigrants have taken jobs away from loyal Americans, thereby putting him and others out of work. Rumors abound that he is being paid by a union to be out protesting, but he claims not. He says nobody pays him to be out there. He does it on his own (continued on page 30)

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By Gordin & Christiano The East Hampton Grace Estate overlooking the Northwest Harbor is a secluded tract of 300 acres bordering Cedar Point Park and a 517acre nature preserve. This isolated spot, with only 30 homes, is about as far as one can get from civilization in East Hampton. But here, in a rambling French chateau on over four acres, is where Broadway producers Stewart F. Lane and his wife, Bonnie Comley have called their second home. “For the past eight years we have moved our entire family (five children and pets) here for the entire summer,” said Comley. “We met almost 16 years ago, when I interviewed Stew for a cable show on travel that I was hosting.” For almost 10 of the dozen years they’ve been married, the couple has been working together professionally. “We alternate between theater projects, which I gravitate to, and film or television projects, which Bonnie often prefers,” said Lane. “But we never stop working. We act as a sounding board for each other and are quick to shoot down stuff.” Often this results, he said, “in the other pleading their case. And in the process we refine what we believe will work.” “We work 24/7 and could find ourselves talking about tickets sales in the middle of the night,” added Comley. As a tribute to their accomplishments, Comley and Lane were honored in February at the Drama League’s annual star-studded benefit gala at the Rainbow Room. The black-tie event, “A Musical Celebration of Broadway,” was hosted by Tony winners Donna Murphy and Julie White. It highlighted Lane and Comley’s illustrious careers, as well as Broadway productions led by alumni of the Drama League Directors Project. “The evening was dazzling fun,” said Comley. In person, the Broadway power duo is casual, down to earth and outgoing. Lane is known as the self-proclaimed “Mr. Broadway,” a veteran of scores of major shows. “I began in 1979 and have produced many West End (London) productions,” he said. Their original Broadway musicals and revivals are invariably nominated for Tony and Drama Desk Awards, as well as Olivier Awards when mounted in England. “Five of our shows have won Tony Awards,” said Comley. Those include La Cage Aux Folles (1984), The Will Rogers Follies (1991), Thoroughly Modern Millie (2002), their joint productions of Jay Johnson: The Two and Only (2006), and the current hit, The 39 Steps, last season’s winner of the 2007 Tony and Drama Desk Awards for unique theatrical experience.

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Put on a Show, published last year, has recently been released as a ‘how to’ on DVD from Working Arts Library.” Besides their work projects, Lane and Comley raise their family — five children ranging in age from 2 1/2 year-old twins, Lenny and Frankie, to 24-year-old Eli, their eldest daughter who aspires to be a director. The middle children are daughters Harly, a senior in high school, and 11-yearold, Leah. “We bought our home to encourage togetherness,” said Comley. “We make it our home and office for the entire summer, because we like to keep the family together and travel together as much as possible.” Lane’s and Comley’s passion for theater and life drive them as they navigate what must be quite a bumpy road. Yet they always appear upbeat and colorful, with an enthusiasm that is contagious. The two are larger than life, in the best possible ways. At over six feet tall, Lane has an ever welcoming smile and an extended hand. Comley is a smart articulate woman with a keen sense of humor. “Bonnie is a bit more risky than myself. I tend to be more conservative. But our spirits balance each other,” Lane said. “We share similar tastes,” Comley added. But there’s always the question of how life partners work out business challenges and conflicts. “Our biggest challenge is deciding exactly what project to take on and when. When we are working in theater, Bonnie will more readily defer to me and I will more readily defer to her when we work in television,” Lane explained. “There is a documentary on horses that Bonnie wants to finish, but that’s on the back burner at the moment. We hope to have a rough cut very soon.” “Our top priority right now is Stormy Weather,” said Lane. “The musical is based on the life of Lena Horne, and stars Leslie Uggams as the mature Horne. The show is a memory piece with Lena looking back over her life while facing a major decision.” The musical, which opened on January 30 at the Pasadena Playhouse in California and received positive notices, includes classic songs by Cole Porter, Harold Arlen & Johnny Mercer, Rodgers & Hart, Jerome Kern, Billy Strayhorn and others. Back from a trip out West to check up on the show’s progress, Lane was excited. “The evening was running long, but the show is an embarrassment of riches and will be trimmed considerably,” he said, explaining that this was all a part of the process of out of town tryouts. The show was extended through March 15 and the two are enthusiastic about bringing it to Broadway — something they both agree on.

”We work 24/7 and could find ourselves talking about ticket sales in the middle of the night.” (The show moved to the Helen Hayes Theater.) This past season, they produced Stephen Sondheim’s Sunday in the Park with George, and the musical Legally Blonde, with Laura Bell Bundy, which ran almost 600 performances. “We also produced a brief Broadway run of Cyrano de Bergerac (with Kevin Kline and Jennifer Garner) for the PBS series ‘Great Performances,’ where it aired last month,” said Comley. Lane, a co-owner of the Palace Theater with the Nederlander Organization since the early 1980s, had other achievements. In December, he hosted on Liza’s at the Palace, the smash hit, limited run star turn by Liza Minnelli that paid tribute to her marvelous godmother, Kay Thompson. Comley added, “Stew’s book, Let’s

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I was really astounded by this. I had no idea one possible outcome was that I could own the restaurant. What, for heaven’s sakes, did that mean? “You don’t own the building,” the Sheriff explained. “He leases the space. So you own everything in it. The kitchen equipment, the utensils, the dishes, the tables and chairs, the checkered tablecloths. The sign out front. Even the cash register. You own it all.” “So I own it?” “I just told you that.” “So I could go down there and collect the money from the cash register every night?” “It’s up to you. You collect the money. You pay the bills. But you would have to start it with a new corporation. You don’t want all this guy’s debts. Maybe he wants to stay. He would work for you. Anyway, it’s yours.” Oddly, the first thing I thought was that what I ought to do is put an ad in Dan’s Papers advertising the menu. Ads worked. Come meet the new owners. But the more I thought about it, the more I thought I’d rather not own a restaurant. I’d be truly clueless how to run it. So that meant, and I confirmed this with the sheriff, I could clean the place out of everything in it I owned and auction it off for whatever I could get for it.

That night, I took a deep breath and called the restaurant. The owner, as he always did, cheerfully answered the phone with the name of the place. Slowly and carefully, I went about explaining to him what the sheriff had told me. I got the impression that he had not fully grasped that concept until just this moment.

“Should I come down there with a truck?” I asked. There was a long silence. “Come on down on Sunday night. I’ll pay you the $2,000,” he finally said. “Tell you what,” I said. “I’ll be home most of Sunday. Here’s my number. When you’ve got the money together that evening, call me, and I will come over and you can give it to me. Then I won’t take all the furniture.” “Okay,” he said. Sunday was in three days. During the interval, it tickled me that I owned a spaghetti house in Sag Harbor. It was kind of bragging rights, I know. But it was also true. I told a few people. Sunday came, and at 5 in the afternoon, he called me. Dinner is on me, he said, and I have an envelope for you. And I want to advertise with you again next year. “All of what you owe?” “Yup. The whole thing.” My wife and I went at 7, and as we sat down, he came over with an envelope with 20 $100 bills in it. “Thanks for being patient,” he said. As promised, there was no bill. So I left the waiter a big tip. And that was the end of my owning a restaurant. How was it? It was okay.

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A Sea Change in Southampton Politics? at a recent event at the Southampton Inn. The question is: How will Republican Heaney working for a Democrat instruct his closest supporters come next November? When asked about this, Jay Schneiderman said that he himself has “good days and not as good days” in his relationship with the County Executive. On the subject of Heaney’s appointment by Levy, he commented, “It was unusual development.”

Schneiderman, who is typically candid and straightforward with his answers, stressed that he cares about the East End of Long Island, and politics come second to doing what is best for the county. He hopes to get support from all quarters of the political landscape because he believes it’s time for citizens to simply vote for the best candidates up for elections. Linda Kabot

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By T.J. Clemente The political winds of the 2009 local Southampton elections are already swirling as the town gets ready for the all important “Summer Season.” With the local Democratic Party growing in both registration and active participation, change is clearly in the air. Suffolk County Legislator Jay Schneiderman, himself in a unique situation of being a former Republican stalwart for years then declaring himself an independent for an array of reasons, believes that, “Supervisor Linda Kabot is not to be underestimated.” He admitted that the budget problems, the mood of frustration of the country (let alone the county), as well as confusion and fear are creating a political climate where anything is possible. Among those possibilities is a Democratic sweep of the Southampton Town Board — or even the opposite because there is so much “uncertainty.” Schneiderman has confidence in the will of the people this year to look beyond the “party affiliation and pick the best candidates.” (Of course he may feel this way running as an independent without a nomination from the Republican or Democratic Parties.) Southampton Town Democratic Chairman Gordon Herr sees it from a somewhat more partisan view. “I am so encouraged by the almost 3-1 new Democratic vs. Republican Party registrations I’m seeing monthly,” he said. Although the date for the selection of candidates to run for Supervisor and other board seats has not been chosen, Herr is confident that “change is coming to Southampton.” He stressed that the present administration is weakest on its ability to laser in on what it is spending daily, weekly and yearly, and that in these times of fiscal uncertainties those vagaries are no longer tolerable let alone prudent. Herr believes the efforts of the Democratic board members — led by the shining wisdom of Anna ThroneHolst, an expert on finance — will be most salient in the November elections. “Anna is leading the way, working diligently to bring order and structure to the process,” Herr said. “She would make a strong Supervisor candidate because she is bright, honest, experienced and popular. Sally Pope has been right there with her.” Schneiderman concedes that Throne-Holst would be a strong candidate, but stresses, “So much can happen between now and November. Linda Kabot is capable, and it’s been quite a while since the Democratic Party has had control of the Board.” In the last election, the incumbent Republican Patrick Heaney was narrowly defeated by the resolute Republican Linda Kabot. In a bizarre twist, Heaney is now working for the County in a job offered to him by Suffolk County Executive Steven Levy — a Democrat. In fact, they seem to have formed a mutual admiration society, judging by the way they spoke of each other

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this is very serious ... no, we can’t talk about this after your company leaves tomorrow ... wait ... but ...” Trainee: “So how did it go, Mr. Big Shot?” Boss: “She hung up on ME!” Burt: “She hangs up on me too. She’s not going to pay any half million to get me back, even if we actually had it.” Trainee: ”Well, how much do you have?” Burt: “I got a couple thousand in the bank, but she wants a new living room set.” Boss (to Trainee): “Don’t ask the hostage what he can afford to pay! WE are the pirates! WE are in charge! I’m calling the Missus back.” Boss: “We know you have at least $3,000.

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time and with his own money. Wedell has every right to be out with a sign protesting these undocumented immigrants. He has every right to claim that American taxpayer money should not be used to support them. And he has every right to go to the police about his broken window. I truly hope the police find and arrest whoever did this. But it is also true that Wedell has recently expanded his protesting to include harassment and intimidation of both the immigrants and even those who might just be walking along who wish to talk to them. Although it is everyone’s legal right to spew whatever sort of hatred they wish at anyone in America, they do not have the right to harass them up close and personal in a threatening and menacing way. I have watched many protests over the years. Where protesters shout hate, the police keep them at a distance. People who are peacefully standing around minding their own business, whether it be because of their religion, their color or their place of origin, are protected by the police from being intimidated and interfered with by protesters. The protesters are moved across the street, away from those they hate. And if they don’t stay there, they are arrested for harassment and disturbing the peace. This however, does not happen with Wedell in Southampton. He is apparently free to move about exhibiting this behavior, right at the entrance to the Village of Southampton, mingling with those he despises. Last week, before this incident, Wedell was asked to leave the 7-Eleven because he had come in demanding that the store refuse to sell food to people who intended to bring it outside to feed those who were hungry in these hard times. He also went to Town Hall and complained to a deputy building inspector enough to get him to come down to the Southampton Tire Store across the street from the 7-Eleven where Sister Breige Levery of the Sister of Mercy Church in Water Mill was operating a soup kitchen for the hungry. The deputy building inspector shut the soup kitchen down, a decision that was reversed four days later by the chief building inspector when he got back from vacation and determined that his deputy had enforced a law that was not applicable in this situation, and that, in fact, there is no law against operating charitable non-profitable soup kitchens. In other words, Wedell is taking matters into his own hands. Mayor Mark Epley of Southampton describes the situation as dangerous and volatile. Yet he doesn’t act to separate Wedell from the people he harasses and require him to protest against them from across the street in an orderly manner. Until he does, the people of Southampton will continue to have to live with a shameful situation right at the very entrance to the village, where visitors get Wedell and his flags and signs and angry taunts and shouts as the first taste of the experience of Southampton.

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By Dan Rattiner Week of April 25 – May 1, 2009 Riders this week: 13,411 Rider miles this week: 84,232 DOWN IN THE TUBE Congressman Chuck Schumer, of Long Island, was seen on the Southampton platform with Vice President Joe Biden last Wednesday. They were on a fact finding tour of the subway. Lucky straphangers saw Leonardo DiCaprio being wheeled through the Amagansett station on a gurney last Thursday afternoon. He plays Cougar Man, a superhero in the upcoming movie Superhero’s Revenge. And he was in full costume as he came through. What a treat!

cape into the sleeve of the door. It could not be removed. And it could not be cut out because, to get realism, Warner Brothers had had it made out of titanium. Cougar Man, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, was finally extricated after the entire subway casing was dismantled at two in the afternoon. He was taken to Southampton Hospital, treated and released by three. And we were able to get the subways up and running again by four. Director Ron Howard says that one of the first

COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE In analyzing a ridership study done by Two Brothers Statistical last month, it was noticed that the number of riders going through the turnstiles has not increased, but that the subway cars themselves seem jammed with people. What we have discovered is that hundreds and maybe thousands of teenage boys have been getting on the subway system and then staying on it, going around and around for hours, playing the hit Xbox video game, On the Subway, that’s taken the high schools in the Hamptons by storm. The game is so addictive it’s been banned (continued on page 40)

DINING CAR IS HERE Riders will notice that a dining car is now located in the middle of all subway trains, so that people both in the front and the back can enjoy the service there. Unfortunately, it is locked. Although it was supposed to open this week, we have been told there has been a delay in the arrival of the fresh truffles from Yugoslavia that had been on their way here. The boat bringing them was hijacked by pirates off the coast of Somalia. And so the owners of the four-star French restaurant, Le Somielle, have postponed the opening of the service until next week. We are very excited to have one of the best restaurants in the world to offer catering services in our dining cars. And with this postponement, we are also postponing telling you the name of the restaurant for another week. Let the suspense build. Oh, I already did? SUPERHERO DISASTER The Hampton Subway apologizes profusely to everyone for the complete shutdown of the service all day last Thursday. The shutdown was made necessary because a superhero’s cape became caught in a subway door at 6:50 a.m. and could not be removed for seven hours because of the material it was made out of. As we reported last week, a scene from the Warner Brothers upcoming film Superhero’s Revenge was shot on our subway system early in the morning last Thursday. The original plan was to have them film between 3 and 5 a.m. when the subway shuts down for maintenance, but as it was a complex scene, the filmmakers got permission to continue until 7 a.m. There would have been just a two hour closure of the system. The scene, shot over and over again, consisted of the five caped superheroes running across the platform, the bad guys chasing them, and then the superheroes leaping into a subway car at the last minute to make their getaway. The subway car pulls out. All went well for the first 14 takes. But on the 15th, just before the scene would have to “wrap,” the sliding door closed on the cape of Cougar Man and, as the train pulled out, dragged the

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saw cigarette packs, incense candles, scarves, old shoes, hats and jewelry. It was all laid out neatly. It all looked like it had been there a long time. The deity, whoever he was, had not yet come down to accept any of this stuff. But I guess they were still hoping. On another trip we visited Tikal in northern Guatemala. Here, deep in the jungle, are 10story tall pyramids that have, up on top, sheltered platforms where the Mayans performed the sacrifices to their gods. Again, nobody was up there doing that — the Mayans were all gone by 1400 A.D. — but the platforms were up there and, according to the archeologists who translated the carved writings on the bases of these pyramids, the sacrifices to the gods

included not only goats and lambs, but also captured enemy soldiers, virgins and slaves. But what, exactly, were these people trying to accomplish with these sacrifices? Presumably, they were trying to assuage or bribe the gods into treating well those who made the sacrifices. Was it like, “Look, we are having lamb tonight, but we have the biggest one for you?” Or was it like, “This is all the lamb we have, and we are going to sacrifice ourselves by not eating it and instead offer it up for you to eat while we remain hungry, so if it’s okay with you, please send us something from heaven to eat when you’ve finished the lamb.” Or, considering the cigarette packs and jew-

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elry, is it just about food? And what were the sacrificers to make of the fact that the god never does, actually, come down and partake of the sacrifice offered up to him? I’ve tried putting myself in some of these people’s shoes. (Well, sandals.) They are born. They grow up. They wonder about all the wondrous things they discover everywhere. Surely somebody extremely great and powerful did all this. How can we show our appreciation? Our religious leaders tell us that if we get together as a group and praise the Lord and sing really loud announcing that we will obey him and believe in him, he will treat us kindly. And that makes a certain amount of sense. Abraham, the father of both the Jewish and Christian faiths, was walking along minding his own business when he saw a bush burning without being consumed. God spoke to him from inside the bush. He told him to build a fire up on Mount Ararat and upon it to sacrifice his eldest son, Isaac. Abraham said okay. And then, at the last minute, with Abraham just about to place his young son in the fire he’s built, God intervenes to say, “Oh, I was just testing to see if you would do that. You really don’t have to now.” I am thinking that in ancient times, when the priests got the local citizenry together to make a sacrifice to a deity, perhaps it was about the smoke. The smoke from the consuming of the sacrifice rises up. “There, you see?” the priest says. “He’s accepted the sacrifice.” God, back then, was up. They’d try to make sure the sacrifice was not held on a windy day when the smoke might go sideways. On those days, if you attempted one, the priest would have to report that the god was refusing the sacrifice. This would not be good. Well, I am only guessing. As for me, I personally think there is a God up there who created everything. I imagine him happy about what he created. And though I don’t know if he considers me as better or worse than anything or anybody else he created, I WILL make sacrifices, but in the sense of sacrificing something that I have to benefit others on the planet who do not. It’s a meaning of the word sacrifice that I understand, and my rationale for it is that I’ve seen what God can do and it’s pretty darn good and I’m just gonna help out, whether he asks me to or not. By the way, it’s in a commandment he sent down from Mount Sinai: Love thy neighbor. I think what he’s trying to do here with this universe is write a Disney fairytale. I’m all for it. But I’m not cooking him anything unless he personally asks me.

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City Lawyer/Country Lawyer Desiderio. “The buyer and seller wasted two weeks in contract negations — that’s DEATH in this year’s time frame. The sticking points on the deal were things that a local attorney would’ve known were non-issues. “There are many nuances involved in buying and selling on the East End,” she added, “particularly when it comes to land. This story has a happy ending. A new buyer came to the table and T&C made a strong suggestion to the seller: Use a local attorney. Learning from a mistake, the seller took the suggestion and engaged East Hampton attorney John Tarbett (from a generations-old East Hampton family, and the son of a builderº. “The deal was signed and executed in a week,” said Desiderio, “set to close in 30 days.” While Desiderio, brokers and local attorneys stop well short of dishing the power industry of New York attorneys, they all seem to agree Dan Rattiner

By Susan Galardi You put in an offer and have an acceptance (O&A) on a house you want to buy. You had a home inspection and nothing about it made you run screaming from the property. You’ve been to a lender, and got a pre-approval. From the beginning, you’ve probably (hopefully) also been in contact with a real estate attorney to take you from meeting of the minds to a move in date. Like everyone else involved, awyers can expedite, drag out or kill a deal. So choosing the “right” lawyer is critical. “There’s a house, there’s buyer who wants to buy and a seller who wants to sell. It’s everyone else’s job to make that happen.” While this statement from Bridgehampton attorney Theresa Quigley may sound simple and even altruistic, there’s more to it than meets the eye. Local industry insiders say lawyers are integral when it comes to knowledge of local codes and quirks, and timing. A recent transaction through Town & Country Real Estate was a perfect example. An owner of a piece of land needed to sell it. T&C got a buyer, had an O&A, and all were ready and willing to move forward. The seller chose an out of town attorney. The buyer had engaged a local attorney, John McGowan in East Hampton. A few weeks later, the deal fell apart when the buyer pulled out. “In my opinion, the buyer had gotten enough flack from the seller’s attorney that he became disinterested,” said T&C President/CEO Judi

that a reputable local attorney familiar with zoning regulations and other intricacies of East End real estate is the way to go. “Luckily for all of us out here, we have a good array of solid local attorneys to work with,” said Desiderio. “Timing is everything right now. Local attorneys are here on weekends, they’ll walk the contract across the street. They can make things happen.” For those doubting the advantage of shopping local, think of it this way: Even if you had a highly experienced Hamptons attorney who successfully executed a deal for you on a home or land out East, would you pit that person against co-op boards in New York? “New York attorneys specializing in coops and condos may not know about Certificates of Occupancy,” said Quigley. “It’s important to find a person who knows the loopholes, understands local issues and works well with others so they don’t kill the deal. Once the buyer and seller agree on price, the deal is 95% (continued on next page)

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done. My job is to council the client on what the deal is.” “What the deal is” is defined by negotiating and interpreting a lot of information. Quigley sees her role as three fold: First, to ensure that what the buyer is buying is the same as the terms worked out in the contract. Second, to interpret the information. “Maybe the surveyor miscalculated clearing of the property — didn’t take aquifer overlay in consideration,” she said. “I’d have to make sure that information jibes with local codes.” (Now there’s a litmus test for out-of-area attorneys: try dropping the phrase “aquifer overlay” on them.) “The contract negotiations are the hardest

part,” said Quigley — a statement proven by the earlier anecdote. “Muscling by the buyer or seller on contract terms might kill a deal. I had a deal that fell apart over a sink drain stopper. But it wasn’t that — the stopper was simply last straw for the buyer faced with a seller who made too many demands.” The third and final step for the attorney is the closing. By then, the majority of his or her work has (or should have) been done, and laid out in the fully executed contract: the lawyer’s moment in the sun that represents successful negotiation and due diligence. Then, if all the i’s were dotted and t’s crossed, you just may have a deal.

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getting washed back out by the low. Just weeks from now, the beaches will be soft pillows of the stuff, and it will be ready for sunbathing, swimming, Frisbee, volleyball, surfing and hang gliding. As I write this, all the boats in all of our harbors — about a dozen of them — are still huddled together on the shore, each bundled in its white cocoon of plastic on the wooden braces they were put on last fall, to keep them from harm through the harsh winter. In 45 days, they will be rocking in their slips, ready for a party or a barbecue or a trip to Block Island. Some of them will even be heading out through the jetties, on their way to points unknown and new adventures. Up in the sky in April, the winter birds are chattering away at the change, wondering where the winter went. As for the summer birds, they have not yet arrived. But they will soon. And when they do, the mating rituals of all these creatures, and of many other creatures — including humans — will begin. We locals have our own concerns. It’s been a brutal winter not only because of the snowstorms and below zero temperatures and freezing ponds and lakes, but because of the ice cold economy as well. In the spring, the locals anticipate what the summer visitor season is going to bring, and this year, in this deep depression we are going through, they are not very optimistic. Nevertheless, on Friday evenings, it heartens them to see the traffic beginning to swell and the downtowns filling with people. Off down winding lanes, homes are being cleaned, lawns are being planted and landscapers are out raking up the debris of the winter, while in the downtowns, amidst the newly vacant stores, there are new businesses moving in — with the painting of walls, the banging of hammers, the whine of power saws and the signs in the windows filled with anticipation of shoppers to come. People who have helped define this place were lost this winter. We lost Christian Wolfert in early January, we lost James Brady in late March and Paul Sidney in early April. Others have died. New people are born to replace the old. Life goes on. It’s to be another summer in the Hamptons. We look around at what we have to do to get ready. But as we always have, we will get it ready. April is the time just before the big game. The people are arriving, parking their cars, and beginning to fill to head for the assigned seats in the stadium. Soon the games will begin. A bit dented and subdued perhaps, but nevertheless. And the contrast between the suntan lotion and beach balls and 80 degree weather of July that we can look forward to, and the bitter cold zero degree weather of January with its mountains of ice and snow that we are leaving behind has never looked quite so stark. April. For April Fools, for hope, for Passover and Easter and fitting out and anticipation, here it is.

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Potatohampton 5K Minithon Coming Soon!

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By Dan Rattiner The Dan’s Papers 5K Potatohampton Minithon is coming. It will take place this year on a different day than it has taken place for each of the last 30 years. Instead of being held Memorial Day weekend, it will be a week later, on Sunday after, still at 9 a.m., and still with the starting line on Ocean Road in Bridgehampton, just south of the Bridgehampton monument in the center of town. So if you’re one of the 400 or 500 runners who usually come to this, please note the change. It is May 31. This is the second big change in the way this race is run. The first big change took place after the very first event, which was in 1979. Police stopped traffic on the Montauk Highway at the corner of Hayground Road so the runners could cross. They were very kind to have done that for us. But even in 1979 there were large numbers of cars on the Montauk Highway on Memorial Day weekend and, the following year, they politely requested that we change the route of the race. It could be north of the Montauk Highway or it could be south of the Montauk Highway. Either one would be fine. We chose south of the Montauk Highway for the second year. And it has been south of the highway since.

I still have a vivid memory of the police stopping traffic for the race that first year. It was not done with police cars parked on the roadway with lights flashing. It was done with motorcycle policemen, who parked their Harleys on the side of the road and walked out into the street waving their arms to shut the traffic down in both directions. I was standing on the Montauk Highway to the east of that crossroad. And I was there not so much to witness the closing of the Montauk Highway as I was to help the lead runners coming down Hayground Road from the north to the Montauk Highway dodge a train. I had set up a horrible situation with the route I chose for that first race. I didn’t notice what I had done wrong.

And the police did not notice what I had done wrong either. I had chosen a route that would take the runners from the starting line on Snake Hollow Road nort past the railroad tracks to Mitchell Lane, then up to Scuttlehole Road, then west on Scuttlehole Road to Hayground, then south down Hayground to cross the highway and then down Newlight Lane into the depths of the potato farms there. The finish line was in front of the Dan’s Papers building. The mistake was not the single crossing of the highway. The mistake was the railroad tracks. I had not checked on whether any train was coming through when I had drawn the map for the race. There were only two trains a day. How could either one of them possibly be exactly then? A few days before race day I thought, “Well, maybe I ought to check,” and damn if there wasn’t a train coming through right when the runners would be coming through. And so, on race day morning, when I handed out the maps, I handed out a separate sheet describing the rules on what to do if when you got to the railroad crossing there was a train coming through. You waited jogging in place. That was the rule. I might note that when I (continued on next page)

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handed these sheets out, there was a bit of grumbling about this. Jogging in place would ruin their times. Deal with it, I told them. I also, the day before the race, called the railroad main office. They couldn’t delay the train, they said, but they could tell the engineer to slow it down really, really slow when they got to these two crossings, and to sound their horn really, really loud. The first crossing of the tracks took place directly after the start of the race. I had placed two people on either side of Snake Hollow, presumably to yell at the train or the runners, but there was no train at that time and, from the starting line, I could see the 350 runners of that first race come roaring across the tracks waving their arms and cheering without any train problems. This was the first running race ever held in the Hamptons. Jimmy Carter was president. The enemy was the Soviet Union. We had just gotten color TV. As the runners headed up Snake Hollow and then Mitchell Lane toward Scuttlehole, I followed in the car and watched as the faster runners pulled away and the slower runners straggled behind. They made a long, long line off on the right side of Mitchell and I didn’t think anything of it, but I did think I ought to drive up the line to the front to see who was winning so I could write about it later. I had passed everybody by the time I reached Scuttlehole, and as I turned left there, I looked in the rearview mirror at the lead runners and didn’t think much more of the fact that things were stretching out even farther. Instead, my G A R D E N

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Have a Heart: Good Guys Finish First By Tiffany Razzano This year’s Potatohampton 5K Race, sponsored by Dan’s Papers, will benefit the Southampton-based Have a Heart Community Trust, which works to raise money for many local charities that assist the less fortunate in our area. Rather than funneling the money it raises through benefits and donations into just one worthy organization, Have a Heart works with a number of local non-profits, from food pantries to youth oriented groups to organizations that advocate healthcare. Have a Heart looks to see where the need is for these groups on a daily basis, said Rose Dios, founder and trustee. “Our board goes out to [the groups] and asks, ‘What can we do for you?’ … We call up our partner organizations and reach out to them to see what they need. We love to not have money in our account.” Have a Heart works with Peconic Community Council, The East Hampton Community Council, Southampton Day Care Center, The Center for Prenatal Care at Greenport and Herstory at the Riverhead Correctional Facility, among others. Typically, the money goes towards small gestures, such as helping people who are behind on rent and utility bills and keeping them from being evicted, or collecting school supplies for local children in need. “They’re little things, but they add up,” Dios said. Dios founded Have a Heart in 1994 by acci-

dent. Attempting to set up a Valentine’s Day dinner party at the Bridgehampton Community House, she was told the venue was only rented out for charity dinners. So she turned her party into a fundraiser for local food pantries and Have a Heart grew exponentially from there, especially when it earned its not-for-profit status in 1996. Now, Dios has handed over the reins to a younger generation of local residents and professionals interested in helping those in need. “It was always our goal to eventually hand it over to people in their 20s and 30s,” she said. Bill Wright, of Hampton Mortgage, has taken over the role of president this year. He hopes to help the organization grow while attracting younger and different demographics of people interested in assisting the needy by offering events that are more varied and affordable. “We’re going to do things that are not just your typical $100 cocktail ticket,” he said. For instance, last summer the group held its first ever beach volleyball tournament, which raised $14,000 for the Southampton Day Care Center and local food pantries. But just as importantly, through the event “we were able to get people of all ages involved in Have a Heart, people who wouldn’t normally partake in such an event.” In these economic times, Have a Heart

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lances and other things and if we wanted to do a parade of runners in Bridgehampton on Memorial Day weekend. Forget it. See you May 31. The gun sounds at 9 a.m. I will be leading the parade in the same car I drove to lead that first parade. It was at that time 20-years-old. It is now 50-years-old. It is a bright red 1959 Triumph TR-3 sports car and a grand old thing it is indeed. It still runs fine. And so do I.

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Honoring the Artist: Daniel Pollera This week’s cover by Dan Pollera presents an inviting, comforting scene where winter woes and economic stresses disappear. Who wouldn’t want to sit on one of Pollera’s beach chairs and contemplate the universe? Q: There’s something quite different about this week’s cover, called “Summer Colors.” It’s not a real place, right? A: Right. I did my own painting, composed my own umbrellas and chairs, added a human touch like lemonade. People look at it and put themselves in the chairs. I also composed the colors, like the oranges and pinks. Q: You mentioned that the setting was based on photographs you took in Nantuckett. But this work is unique. It’s so comforting. A: It’s a “safe haven” — the setting is protected by open water. It’s warm, bright, cheerful — not like the doom and gloom of these catastrophic economic times. I hope when people look at the painting, it will leave them in a better mood. Q: Your work is like that. It always leaves people in a better mood. A: I took my idea of comfort up a notch. Q: Speaking of comfort, I know your family and the comfort they provide mean a lot to you. A: Yes. My daughter is now in the M. A. teaching program for Family Consumer Science at Queen’s College. My son, Danny, is doing well, too. He’s a construction inspector. Q: You’re fixing up a family home in Quoque that was left to your wife. Again, that place rep-

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in the high schools. Now it is on the subway. resents a family tradition. We did not at first mind On the Subway on the A: True. Every weekend we’ve subway, but as more and more kids have begun been renovating the house, but I to play On the Subway on the subway, it’s makstill paint in the morning before I go ing it harder and harder for regular riders to to Quoque. find seats. We have no law against playing On Q: I know you also think about the Subway on the subway. It is not X-Rated or the world at large, not just your art contraband or anything. But if kids continue to and family. What are your thoughts play On the Subway on the subway, we may be about the economic bad times? forced to institute one. Playing On the Subway A: I’m an optimist, not a peson the subway may find its days numbered. simist. I’m going with my gut when I say come September things will be better. Some Our souvenir book One Year on the Hampton day soon we’ll say, “Remember when it was bad?” Subway is now out. It chronicles the riots, escaQ: Regardless of the times, how have you lators gone berserk, explosions, boxing matches, changed in your personal and professional life? subway car races and the 90-pound raccoon that A: I’m not as compulsive as I was. I was so conate an environmentalist during the attempt to sumed by my art, art was controlling me, not the remove her from the subway air vent in other way around. I was always thinking about Hampton Bays. We all remember that. It is on what had to be done. I had to tear myself away sale in all four Bookhampton Book Stores not to think about the work. Now I just put my (Amagansett, East Hampton, Sag Harbor and brush down and walk away, although I’m workSouthampton.) It can also be bought either ing everyday, seven days a week. online at danshamptons.com or over the counter Q: How has this change helped you? at Dan’s Papers or by calling 631-537-0500. The A: It gives me food to move forward. It moticost is $18.48 plus tax, grand total $20. vates me to paint better, to find new challenges to paint. I now try and go with the flow, to take on whatever comes my way. I don’t have to have great accomplishments. I just want to be happy. mptons.com danshamptons.com danshampt — Marion Wolberg Weiss amptons.com danshamptons.com danshampt The original of this week’s cover is at Chrysalis Gallery in Southampton. Daniel Pollera’s work can also be seen at Sheldon Fine Art in Newport, Rhode Island and Wynne/Falconer Gallery in Cape Cod (Chatham, MA).

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Bedell Cellars is one of the true jewels of the North Fork wine world. It represents both the old and the new — blending them perfectly. First, you have a rich history — it was founded in 1980 by Kip Bedell who still serves as founding winemaker. But then you also have an influx of new capital — the result of Michael Lynne purchasing the property and winer in 2000. That capital has lead to a new tasting pavilion, new vineyard plantings and new winery equipment. And third, you have terrific wines coming out of that state-of-the-art winery and modern tasting room. More changes have taken place recently with Jim Silver, senior vice president of sales and marketing, leaving Bedell to take over as the new general manager at Peconic Bay Winery. Jean Partridge, previously Bedell’s wholesale account executive, will become the VP of sales and owner Michael Lynne’s son, Jonathan Lynne will join the team as Executive VP of Sales. Despite all of the changes and updates at Bedell in recent years, one thing seems to be a constant — quality wines that are among the region’s best and that fetch some of the highest prices of any wines made in the Eastern United States. A couple weeks ago, I visited Bedell’s sleek, modern tasting room to taste through nearly two dozen different wines. This week, we’ll focus on what I tasted from the winery’s past — nine different reds from the 1993, 1994 and 1995 vintages. This is a rare opportunity that was simply too enticing to pass up. Without going into too many details just yet, let me say this — out of the two dozen wines I tasted, there

wasn’t a single wine that I wouldn’t drink again. Yes, some of the library wines are clearly past peak, and some of the current releases aren’t good matches to my palate stylistically (aka barrel-fermented chardonnay and reds showing too much new oak). But none of these wines will make you head for the hills. In a future column I’ll tell you about Bedell’s current and upcoming releases — which include a delicious Gewurztraminer, a couple stunning white blends and some of the richest, most intense local reds that I’ve ever tasted. Let’s get back to the older wines, many of which seemed much younger than the early-to-mid 1990s listed on their front labels. The merlots in particular seem to be aging gracefully, taking on beautiful secondary flavors that are earthy and minerally. Of the impressive lot, 1995s in really stood out, which is that surprising. Before there were the celebrated vintages

of 2001, 2005 and 2007, there was 1995 the best vintage ever for Long Island wine to that point. As I tasted them, I found it hard believe that I was a junior in college when these wines were harvested. That just seems like a lifetime ago, and these wines were still lively. I don’t do full reviews or score wines based on at-winery tastings, but here are my notes on three reds from 1995. The Bedell Cellars 1995 Cabernet Sauvignon ($N/A) is still showing lots of dark, ripe blackberry with sprinklings of black pepper and spice. Mouth-filling with a long, extremely earthy finish, this wine still has enough structure to last another few years. I wrote the word “wow” three separate times in my notes. I also scribbled “wow” multiples as I tasted the Bedell Cellars 1995 Merlot Reserve ($N/A) a wine that really shows the cellar-worthiness of Long Island merlot with its dense plum, black cherry and black raspberry fruit character with layers of leather, minerally graphite and spice. Here’s proof that Long Island merlot can age gracefully —improving rather than just surviving. Bedell Cellars 1995 Cupola ($N/A) a blend of cabernet and merlot, is that last “wow” wine from the tasting. Tasted blind, I challenge you to guess that this wine is 13 years old. The nose brings a basket filled with berries — black and red ones — with a pretty floral quality. That fruit tastes almost sweet on the palate, and while the tannins have faded some, there is still acidity to provide structure. It’s not easy to get your hands on these wines, but if you can, I can’t recommend it enough. Look for them in some of the better North Fork restaurants, some of which have deep libraries.

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ART AND HUNTING PRESENTATION – Art and Hunting slide presentation and conversation, Saturday, April 25, 4 p.m. in Poquatuck Hall, Orient, hosted by Oysterponds Historical Society. Writer/filmmaker Amei Wallach moderates talk between Capt. Jack Combs, woodcarver, and his son Michael, contemporary artist. 631-323-2480, oysterpondshistoricalsociety.org. SUNDAY, APRIL 26 GREEN HOME OPEN HOUSE – ‘Green Home’ open house benefit for Peconic Land Trust, Sunday, April 26, 3-6 p.m., 152 Sixth Street, Greenport. Take tour of new Energy Star-rated home slated for gold rating with U.S. Green Building Council’s rigorous LEED for Homes program. At door, $12; complimentary wine and refreshments. 631-3232320, mcmorgan@optonline.net. ITALIAN NIGHT, GREAT FOOD – Italian Night features spaghetti and meatballs, salad, garlic bread with butter, dessert, iced or hot tea and coffee, 4-6 p.m. at Our Redeemer Lutheran Church and School, Aquebogue. Adults, $12; seniors, $10; under age 12, $6. Advance or at door. 631722-4000, ext. 10. Proceeds to be matched by Thrivent for Lutherans. PIANOFEST – PianoFest features introduction of midcentury Sohmer piano at Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport, 3 p.m. with performances by Charlotte Day, Virginia Jones and Jeffrey Wentz. Light refreshments served. Free. 631-4770660. CONCERT – Concert by Recorder Orchestra of New York, 4 p.m. at Mattituck Presbyterian Church. Reception with refreshments follows. Free; all welcome. Hosted by Friends of Mattituck-Laurel Library. Program “As Time Goes by” features music of medieval, Renaissance and baroque periods, classical, contemporary and swing selections. 631-298-4134. ONGOING EVENTS OUTSTANDING SALE – Main Road Home in Cutchogue is having a 20-50% off Sale on all household and gift items in the store! A portion of the proceeds will help sponsor the Cutchogue Canine Classic to be held at Castello di Borghese this coming May 16, 2009. ANYONE can enter their dog in this Festive Event, designed to raise proceeds for and aware-

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bors, which we would drag home to refinish and repurpose. I recall an old lobster trap that became a family room end table, a clam bucket that held magazines and an antique wooden child’s sled that became a cocktail table with the addition of a piece of glass for a top. A few old sewing machine bases made their way into our home as well, under the guise of table bases. People said my mother was “creative” and “artsy,” our home was unique and when all these items were lovingly restored they looked “put together,” even historic. And they were considered finds. No one ever called them cast offs. Gratefully, I inherited that gene from my mother. The desk I work at looks suspiciously like an old iron sewing machine base painted black with a glass top on it. The lamp on it is made from old iron pieces. I’m delighted that this way of thinking is regaining popularity today. With our planet getting smaller every day and wastefulness no longer in vogue, people are finding that they are becom-

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ing more and more creative and resourceful, as they think twice before throwing their treasures away. There is even a trendy name for this practice: sustainable, or green, design. It’s now chic and even profitable to be eco-friendly and to recycle. Salvaged architectural elements from old buildings and homes have countless uses. As an interior designer and home stager, I’m always on the look out for intriguing finds and I often scour the attics and basements of clients’ homes before heading out to shop. Exterior shutters with a crackled finish work wonderfully when mounted on either side of narrow windows to visually expand them. Six-panel, solid core hardwood doors make magnificent tabletops, mantels make terrific, well, mantles, but they also work like a charm as over scaled, wall-mounted shelves to hold accessories and lean artwork on. They’re particularly helpful on those two-story volume walls where traditional artwork is never sufficient. Old (continued on next page)

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flops, shimmering hanging lanterns fashioned from misprinted tin cans, and intricately colored pillows and throws are rewoven from scraps of old saris. They are simply brilliant and you can really feel good about buying them. This year, why not An old door, heavy on character, makes a one of a kind base for a light, glass topped table. decorative iron railing work can always be hung in lieu of or in conjunction with artwork and also makes an interesting garden trellis or a even a headboard. The possibilities are endless. And antique beams and columns can add important and beautiful structural elements, but did I mention the character they can add? Salvaged wood framed windows can be transformed into unique frames for black and white art photography hung from chains in a series or as decorative mirror frames. I’ve also found if the glass is removed you can lean them against a wall as a shabby chic bathroom towel and magazine rack with tons of character. Try a new finish and funky new hardware on that clunky old chest of drawers and you might just be surprised.

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By April Gonzales

Spring Cleaning: Cheerful Chores It’s time to get a new pair of gloves and some oil and sharpen the pruners and edgers and get moving in the garden. If you have not been exercising all winter, do a little stretching before your first foray into the field. Otherwise you may end up flat on your back. Getting the garden prepared is often a long list of small chores. Starting with getting you and the tools ready may not be enough – a good visual survey is also necessary. Winter damage is usually the first thing to come into my field of vision. Broken branches littered my lawn and I didn’t feel like tripping over them every time I went to and fro with the wheelbarrow. So as boring as that seemed, picking up sticks was the first thing I got to, and in the end it was satisfying. The dogs got to chase a few and the lawn looked a lot better when I finished. So the dead leaves piled in corners were next, this time I was bending and lifting but I had already warmed up with the sticks. While circling around I also noticed branches hanging from the trees and some dead box wood that were more the victims of ball playing with the dogs, but this led to a closer look at the hydrangeas. Fortunately, mine are protected from the wind, so they only need a little cutting back at the tips to keep them from reaching 8’ high. The piles of dead leaves reminded me that I needed to put Damminix or tick tubes out to keep those pesky insects at bay. And that made me think about the oak canker worm, the caterpillar that comes

down out of the oaks on a web after having consumed all the leaves. Did I need to notify the tree company that a Bt spray was necessary right when they first started to emerge, rather than when they made a June barbecue impossible because so many were falling out of the trees? Planning ahead is so much a part of gardening, as anyone who grows vegetables knows. I dug around in my own vegetable patch and seeded in some super sugar snaps, but I had to wait until April 1 to fertilize everything because of our new Suffolk County laws prohibiting the application of fertilizer between November 1 and April 1. But the

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peas never come up earlier anyway in my experience. I put down arugula and fennel seeds, cut back the dead out of the herbs and gave the wisteria on the fence a bit of a hacking, mindful of budding spurs. The fruit trees all got a pruning and some fertilizer. I will fertilize them again right after they bloom. I was looking forward to putting out the pots and planting spring flowers, but first the irrigation system needed to be turned on. We have emitters in all the pots, so the head has to be strung through the hole in the bottom before we fill the pots with soil. A few leaks and holes from digging around were fixed at the same time and we set the clock on a spring schedule. I decided to rearrange some of the pots on the back deck and these had to be added on to the system. Irrigating the pots is well worth it if you consider that this one thing relieves me of the chore of watering all spring, summer and fall. Once the big projects were out of the way, I could fill the pots with hyacinths, daffodils, tulips, pansies, brooms and hellebores. This was a lot of fun and with the ever-increasing sense of order the garden was becoming more and more enjoyable to come home to. But there was still more to do. Edges needed to be cut to separate the lawn from the beds, and peony cages have to be set up. The peony cage is one of the most useful items I have ever come across. (continued on page 50)

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Refresh Your Home this Season; Get Ready to Bloom By Donna Avedon Ah, springtime! Winter is almost over and the flowers are already popping from their snowy gardenbeds. Now is a great time to think about sprucing up your home, taking it from the winter doldrums to the excitement of spring. If you’re looking around your house and wishing for a change, don’t let a small budget keep you from the look you want. I advise my clients that by simply introducing a few new items, they can change the look of their rooms to fit the season. A bright, fresh color palette will create an alluring and inviting room. Try painting your walls a dusty blue with white trim for a breath of fresh air. The color blue has a calming influence; it lends a sense of serenity and repose. Oceanic hues are ideal for making a bedroom or study a quiet oasis. Add sandy colored beige to this palette and you warm things up a bit! Green, which symbolizes new growth, is a true springtime color. I often add touches of this neutral tone in celadon, mint or pistachio to liven up a drab room. White accents can brighten any color scheme. Add it wherever you can, a painted chair or table, sheer curtains in a gauzy white fabric or light colored slipcovers, an age-old remedy for a dreary room.

You spend a lot of time at home so make it a place where you actually want to be. Here are some quick, affordable fixes that I use to change from a winter scheme to a springtime feel. Don’t underestimate the power of window treatments. Take down those dark and heavy winter curtains and let the brightness of the season indoors. A lightweight fabric in a pastel color or sheer that harmonizes with your décor will lighten things up. Reversible drapery panels are a good idea. One side can be a bold stripe or dark color and the other can be a neutral option for a warm weather look. Pack away any dark accessories, like velvet pillows and wool throws. Change your decorative pillows by covering them with a fresh, floral print or brightly colored solid covers. Another way to brighten up a room is to swap your serious art with warm weather inspirations. Buy some prints of seaside scenes or flowers and frame them (Home Goods has a nice, inexpensive collection). Display them on a bookshelf, bureau, or tabletop. Hang a series of botanical prints down a long hallway. Put away dark brass or pottery conWindow treatments made of lightweight fabric can brighten up a room.

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tainers and display clear glass or crystal vases. It’s a nice touch to fill glass containers and vases with sand, pebbles or beach glass. A starfish and shells placed on a coffee table books is a symbol of the season. If you have a fireplace, place a large vase or container of fresh or silk flowers – tulips, daffodils or hydrangea – in there for an instant burst of color. Natural fiber rugs are made from sea grass, jute or sisal. These rugs come in many different patterns and are relatively inexpensive. Generally light beige

or sand color, natural fiber rugs blend with any scheme and they give an airy and warm weather look to a space. Adding live plants to your room can be a link to the outdoors and improve indoor air quality. I love large leafy plants that are durable and make a bold design statement. A kitchen herb garden of dill, basil and rosemary is easily grown in a sunny window and you’ll always have a pinch for your next recipe. In the winter people tend to hoard things; magazines, knickknacks, blankets, etc. Eliminate clutter. Straw and wicker baskets add a nice summery touch. Your house will seem larger when you reduce the clutter and you’ll feel better, too. Create an outdoor garden “roomâ€? with patio furniture, plants and flowers that compliment the dĂŠcor of your home. I have spent a great deal of my time over the past 23 years beautifying clients’ homes. Last year, while I was decorating a house in Bridgehampton, I ventured out of the interior realm and designed my first garden. The newly finished

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Financial Trouble? It’s All How You Spin It Many families may now be facing serious changes to their financial and work lives, and these changes could have a tremendous impact on children – whether it means they lose their summer vacation in the Hamptons, have to change schools, won’t get that new bike or gadget they were promised, or even have to leave their homes. In addition to these changes that affect their material lives, some family changes could mean a change in their day to day existence. For example, a parent who once left for work every morning might now be at home most of the day. For some children, especially younger ones, this could be a boon. For others, it might be disturbing, especially if the parent is depressed or anxious about the change. And of course, a downward spike in household income might result in tension at home and arguments in front of the kids about money and spending. So many issues to consider, and so many questions about how to approach these issues with children. Last week, I spoke with Nella Hahn, a New York State licensed social worker for more than 10 years who practices in Southampton and is a candidate at the Suffolk Institute for Psychotherapy and Analysis. We went into detail on several of these issues, but her basic, blanket approach to dealing with most of them was clear. “Essentially it’s pretty simple,” she said. “The main thing is that you want the child to feel secure. You have to convey to them at any age that true wealth is not measured in dollars and cents. True

wealth is having loving connections, strong relationships and health. It may sound corny and clichéé – but that should be the focus.” Because arguing doesn’t tend to instill a feeling of security, it’s a no-brainer to suggest that parents keep their heated discussions about money (and anything for that matter) to themselves, and not engage in battle in front of the children. In fact, not only does Hahn suggest keeping the negative energy away from the kids as much as possible, you might say she follows the lead of Mr. In Between to accentuate the positive. “Children take their lead from their parents,” she said. “So parents can help them by having an optimistic attitude themselves, and putting a positive spin on the situation. It’s up to the parent to deal with the issues emotionally themselves first, then communicate with kids in a positive way. “For example,” she continued, “an elementary school child, seeing a parent out of work, might be wondering, ‘Why is daddy home?’ – which could be disconcerting. In that case, you’d want to convey that this is a new experience, that a lot of people make changes in their lives. Daddy is looking for something he likes better.” Becoming a spin doctor is important to helping a child have a better attitude about any type of change – but it has to be genuine. A parent who talks about how wonderful a new situation is with a look of horror on her face and fear in her voice won’t really convince a sensitive child. Dealing with disappointments is another issue

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lethargic behavior, having difficulty walking and jumping, limping or suspect Lyme’s or other tickassociated diseases, consult your veterinarian immediately, as early detection is really important. Heartworm is another summer threat that is contracted from mosquitoes. And unlike diseases contracted from ticks and fleas, oral medication is used to prevent it. The good news is a simple blood test can detect heartworm disease and seasonal or yearround preventatives are available. What are hot spots? Somehow that sounds more like a popular club or a place to use wireless

Internet. What a hot spot really means to your dog is the agony of summer sores or moist eczema that can become extremely inflamed and infected in a period of 24 hours. Any irritated or broken skin with a little moisture from damp grass, swimming or even bathing can create the perfect environment for a hot spot. Fortunately, if treated early enough, hot spots can be relieved with the use of topical and oral antibiotics. If left untreated, a simple sore or hot spot may become your dog’s entertainment as he can become compulsive about licking it. Then the untreated infected area, coupled with relentless licking, will create thickened scar tissue and chronic infection reaching down to the deeper layers of skin. Known as lick granuloma, this will then require more aggressive treatment. If your dog does not have healthy skin or coat, feeding them a higher performance diet will help to improve dry irritated skin and chronic itching and help reduce the risk of hot spots. Look for foods that list chicken, lamb, poultry, beef or fish as the first ingredient. If the first ingredient listed is corn, keep looking. Ask your vet about supplements that contain omega fatty acids. Many families choose to shave their heavy coated and longhaired dogs during the summer months. Though the look is not exactly desirable, shaving or giving your dog a “puppy cut” can really help to easily detect and ward off most of your dog’s summertime assailants.

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ONGOING BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL – SYS in Southampton. Kids’ programs continue daily with sports, dance and fun. Contact SYS for info at 631-287-1511. HAMPTON LIBRARY STORYTIME – Saturdays 10 a.m to 1 p.m. Children ages 4 to 7. Age appropriate stories and music making. Registration required. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME – Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. All ages. Story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. PETTING FARM AT AMARYLLIS SANCTUARY – Sundays. 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. Pony rides available on most days. 93 Merchants Path, off Sagg Road (behind Wolffer), Sagaponack. 631-537-7335. ART AT THE GOLDEN EAGLE – 14 Gingerbread La. East Hampton 631-324-0603. CMEE – Children’s Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibitions, arts and science based programs and workshops, special events. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. . General Admission $7. Free to members. SOUTHAMPTON TOWN WORKSHOPS AND CLASSES – Call to register for classes 631-728-8585 GOAT ON A BOAT – Goatonaboat.org. Puppet Play Groups for children under 3 on Mon., Thurs. and Fri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 5 & under Mon. and Fri. at 10:30 a.m. Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193.

LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Sat. from 10 a.m.-12 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. ART BARGE – Open May though September. Open Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Offers weekly children’s studio programs. theartbarge.com. KIDS KARAOKE – Every Sat. 5-7 p.m. Regulars Music Cafe, 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. 631-287-2900. AFTER SCHOOL ART – At the Parrish Art Museum, Southampton. 631-283-2118, ext. 40 or visit parrishart.org. MOMMY AND ME – Mondays 10:45 to 11:45 a.m. for pre-school children and their parents/caregivers. Montauk Library, Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-324-4947. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – A music and movement program for children newborn through age 5 and their parents/caregivers. Mon. and Tues. mornings at the Dance Centre of the Hamptons, Westhampton Beach. Thurs. mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center. Fri. mornings at Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path in Southampton. 631-764-4180. YOUTH ADVISORY COMMITTEE – Sponsored by the Town of Southampton Youth Bureau to give kids a voice in town government. 631-702-2425. JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY STORYTIME – Thursdays at 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library, Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. Send all events for the kids’ calendar to events@danspapers.com by Friday at noon.

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Head’s Up! By Annette Gunnels-Garkowski Springtime seems to be the time of the year that we all want to do something different with our hair color and style. With summer around the corner, it really does make sense to start lightening our hair and checking out the new cuts. We seek a lighter, simpler style, something we can easily take care. If the style is simplistic, we want to go a bit bolder with the color and vice versa. Sometimes a shade or two lighter is all that is needed to get that look you are after. But beware: If you are doing your hair color at home with box hair color and a change is attempted, it usually results in a trip to a local salon for some Rx. Perhaps some tips can head off (pun intended) this excursion. If you have been using a dark shade over your light to medium colored tresses, and want to lighten it a few shades, do not go and apply a lighter shade over your present color. Applying hair dye over an existing color will result in lighter roots and a darker shaft or ends. You will only be applying dye over existing dye, making it darker and harder to remove. When you go to the salon for a touch up, the colorist will apply a 20 volume peroxide developer to your new growth, and to refresh your previously colored ends, use the same color but mix it with a more gentle 10 volume peroxide and leave it on for a very short time. The problem with boxed shades is you are getting

20-volume peroxide. Combing this product through to refresh your ends not only will darken them, it will also result in chemically damaged dry hair. If you dye your hair and there is not a huge difference in your ends, there is a simpler way to lighten your hair. Try using a high detergent shampoo like Prell Concentrate. Several shampoos at once or over a period of days will lighten your hair, especially your ends. Put it on dry unwashed hair, and leave for 15 minutes, wash, rinse and repeat. Employing a good conditioner now, like Clairol Condition, is wise to correct the dry, brittle ends that come as a result of chemical mistakes. If it is several shades you want to lighten, I cannot stress to you enough to leave it in the hands of a professional. A home color can leave your hair with unwanted shades of red and gold when you try to attempt this process yourself. A hairdresser, or preferably a colorist, can see this coming from working with different combinations of tints over time and attempt to correct it either by suggesting a different shade and/or by the use of

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Beauty/Fashion The merchants on and around Main Street in Westhampton Beach are celebrating the season by taking to the streets again with their double weekend “Sidewalk Sale.” This is a real mom and pop village, with owner-operated boutiques that offer specialty store atmosphere and affordable prices. The shops are clearing their shelves to make room for all new spring/summer collections. Shop the weekends – Friday through Sunday – starting at 11 a.m. on April 24, 25, 26 and May 1, 2, 3. Get out there, walk, and shop local! Cheer up your friends and colleagues with a Box of Joe from your closest Hampton Coffee Company, Westhampton Beach and Watermill. It’s brewed fresh to order and includes everything you need for up to 10 people – coffee, milk, cups, lids, and sweeteners. What a fun thing for any occasion. Casual Home is open and ready to do what it has been doing for the past almost 25 years with its comfy, casual furniture and accessories. The smiles and good service are free. It’s sitting pretty in its newly renovated showroom, ready to show off the newest inventory that is more than affordable. Same location, just next door. Can’t beat that for convenience. Stop in and say hi to owners Ronda and Jim. Right next door, don’t miss out on the 20% off sale on all fabric and custom drapery at Windows & Walls Unlimited on County Road 39, Southampton. Take a look at the Hunter Douglas Gallery. Wow! Southampton’s gem of a store, Hildreth’s Home Goods on Main Street is going coastal this season, with a wonderful collection of furniture and acces-

sories to put you in the mood for comfort your pooches under one roof. Call them at and simplicity. Stop in to the East Hampton 631-537-7650 for further information. location also, to pick up your free coastal The Mill has opened its old doors in a catalogue and save 10% with the ad in this new location at the Bulls Head Carriage issue of Dan’s Papers (some restrictions House of Bridgehampton, located at 2546 apply). The sale ends on April 30, so get Montauk Highway. Still offering its outgoing coastal. standing quality outdoor furniture and On Windmill Lane in Southampton, at accessories, you will enjoy this new store. Ralph Lauren, Gym Source you can save 20% on all carLook for a great buy on the table with East Hampton dio machines and get physically fit for the eight armchairs with insert extensions for bathing suit season. If you bring in the coupon that is $2,600. For information, call 516-524-7074. in Dan’s, you will receive an additional 5% off. The Shop for a Cause at Ralph Lauren in East Hampton until April 25. In celebration of National store is filled with great gym equipment in all shapes and sizes and prices. Get jamming, get gyming! Volunteer week, you can save 15% on all your purHave you started cleaning and sweeping your patios chases, and Ralph Lauren will donate 15% to Shop for a Cause, an organization in need. Shop for the and decks yet? I have, and I found some really good deals at Patio.com, outdoor furniture and more, at 1 ultimate Ralph Lauren staple look for men, women, boys, girls and babies in an array of fresh, new colMontauk Highway in Southampton, that will let you save some green this season. I love the wicker club ors for your spring wardrobe. chairs that are priced as low as $299. You can save On the other side of the Fork, (only a short ferry $499 on a five-piece maintenance free cast aluminum ride away) at Knotted Dreams, located at 471 Main Street in Greenport, check out the fine collectable and chairs, as well as separate dining chairs that are priced as low as $99. If you use the coupon in Dan’s tions of new and antique, all handmade decorative Oriental rugs. The store also does quality rug cleanPapers, you can save $100 off any patio set. Ask the store about the conditions of that sale. Patio.com is ing and repairs. Open seven days a week, you can open seven days a week from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Call reach the shop at 631-477-6686. 631-287-6414 for more information. Until next week, ciao and happy spring shopping! Having a sale, getting new inventory, are you a new See what all the fuss is about. Hamptons Hound kid on the block? Comments or questions? Please eStore, located at 2428 Montauk Highway in Bridgehampton, is liquidating everything in the store mail me at shoptil@danspapers.com or via fax at 631-726-0189. My readers would love to know all – up to 70% off. Tucked away in the parking lot right about it. across from Starbucks, you can find everything for

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Penny Wise Recently, it was Abraham Lincoln’s 200th birthday and to mark the event the Treasury Department has minted newly designed pennies. I don’t know what it’s going to cost, but let’s face it, it can’t be that inexpensive. With the current state of the US economy, I felt that it was a stupid idea. It really is penny foolish for a country that certainly hasn’t been pound wise for the last decade. Many car collectors make financial errors when repairing, buying and collecting automobiles. In many, many ways people lusting after certain types of cars are penny wise and pound foolish. Just view some of the many vintage car auctions you see on television. I’ve been stunned over and over again by the huge sums buyers sometimes pay for automobiles. I’m not talking chump change here, but $50,000 to $150,000 bids on some cars that are just not that valuable. As time goes by, the cars may never live up to their auction prices. Be aware that these are also automobiles that the bidders have never driven nor have the cars been inspected by a bidder’s mechanic. Pure madness. I call it a combination of auction fever and dumb money. Then there’s the guy who goes out and buys a bargain priced, unrestored collectable. As an example, let’s say it’s a 1967 Jaguar E-Type convertible. The car, a barn find, costs $30,000 and has a rusted out undercarriage and a frozen engine. Of course the interior is shot. A well-known Jaguar restorer gives him a quote of $50,000 for a full restoration. Everyone who has ever restored a car knows that both restorations and US military aircraft contracts always go over budget, so let’s say that it actually costs $60,000. Oh, and the fellow has to wait a year and a half to have the Jag finished. For the same price, probably less, he could have purchased

the same model E-Type already restored to a high standard. Plus, he could enjoy the car much sooner. Unless a car is given to you by a rich uncle with good automotive taste, or you find the bargain of the century, with today’s high cost of truly talented body shop labor, it simply doesn’t pay to fully restore a car. Buy one already restored, especially in today’s economy where prices for everything are down. I’m not saying don’t go ahead and repaint a car or rebuild an engine. It’s just those full-blown body off, chassis up full restorations that don’t seem to make sense. You know what’s more valuable than a beautiful restored car? It’s a low mileage original car. The benefit of an all original, unrestored car is that you know what’s there. No rust was expertly patched. No panels were ever painted. It’s the way it came out of the factory, with a satisfying patina. Around 1990, I

bought a 1958 Ford Thunderbird. The truth is that I never really liked 1959 Thunderbirds, or “Squarebirds” as they are called. Compared to the earlier two-seat Birds, these ‘58 four-seaters were boxy looking. The reason I purchased the car was because it was a garage queen in Southampton and had only 24,000 miles on the odometer. It was one of the best original cars I’d ever seen. It was white with a perfect aqua leather interior. At the few car shows where it was shown it always received comments like “great restoration.” People, stunned when told it was original, often did not believe me. Speaking of originality, I personally wince when I see a car that has been hot-rodded or modified. Don’t get me wrong. I know, originally, car guys did that, but in most cases it hurts the resale value of a collectable. I once had a MG-TD in which I installed a TR-4 engine and a Jaguar MK 5 drophead that I purchased with an Oldsmobile V-8. Several years ago I almost purchased an Aston Martin that had a Chrysler 440 Hemi for power. In all cases, except perhaps for the MG, all of these cars are worth much less than they would be if their original engines had been intact. The two most common engine changes that bother me the most are when owners put small block Chevrolet V-8s into early Fords and remove the beautifully smooth running iconic Ford flathead V-8. Also, removing that handsome twin cam sixengine from late model Jaguars and replacing it with a Chevrolet V-8 is a sin. Why? It kills the resale value of the car. Today, more than ever, it pays to make any purchase wisely. There are many bargains in collector automobiles currently in the marketplace. If you’re in a position to have the discretionary income to buy a classic car at any price level, think before you leap.

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Arts & Entertainment Cheap Thrills: Karaoke

T.J. Clemente

By T.J. Clemente With money in short supply to so many, an inexpensive option for getting out and having fun is singing karaoke. Not to mention, belting out some of your favorite songs is a great way to let off some steam. A few weeks ago, on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, I made a pilgrimage to five different karaoke bars in four Hampton towns. It started on a Thursday in Sag Harbor at Sen, which was having its first “Idol on the Harbor@Sen” — a contest of serious singers that will position the two winners of every Thursday nights of April in a group face off. First place is a $250 cash prize, a portrait drawing, and an article in a publication. Second is a $50 gift certificate to Sen, and third place earns the winner a bottle of Sen’s premium sake. The contest starts at 11:30 p.m. and goes on until 1 a.m. The two winners of the first week were Courtney Tomlinson and Brandi Shiga, who edged out regulars Tami Pharaoh and Holly Hodder. Hodder, a local real estate agent, said going to karaoke, “makes me look forward to Thursday nights.” Sen’s Ryunosuke Jesse

Matsuoka called it, “lots of fun.” Angela Wilson and Glen Clermont of Lyrical ran the karaoke. There’s no admission and no pressure to buy drinks. Gurney’s Inn also has Thursday karaoke, run by Harry LaGarenne and featuring Kenny Simonetti as “Kenny the singing bartender.” Simonetti serves your drinks and sings you songs, including his favorites by Elton John, Eric Clapton and others. His singing is only surpassed by his bocce skills, being the reigning Montauk Bocce Masters Champion. Simonetti’s version of “Music of the Night” is award winning. On Friday night I visited Liar’s Saloon in Montauk, led by Jim and Nanci LaGarenne, and Fiddler’s Cove in East Hampton where the management runs the fun. The atmosphere at Fiddler’s Cove is very laid back, with more of an informal gathering type of karaoke, making it a good place for novices. Liar’s has a core consistent group that comes whether it’s seven degrees in the winter or 98 in the summer. They’re lead by fisherman Rich McGuire and his wife Cathy, JB Barrett, Carl Darenberg, Harry

LaGarenne, Judy Ceslow (also known as J-Diddy), Karen German, Buddy Kelly, Helen McGuire, Chris Vosteen, Lola and Kim Esperian, Cece (the first lady of Liar’s Saloon) and her daughter Melissa Mahoney, among others. Festivities start at 10 p.m. and end around 1 a.m. Beers on karaoke nights are very reasonable, starting at $1 at Liar’s, maybe giving participants a shot of courage (bring your designated driver). On Saturday night, I started in Montauk at O’Murphy’s, where once again Jim and Nanci were running things, this time for owners Chet and Jan. It was their opening night of the 2009 season and they had a good crowd on hand. From there I headed to Bridgehampton to catch karaoke at Almond. Eric Lemonides is by far the biggest karaoke enthusiast of any owner/manager. He, at times, can do Rocky Horror show tunes or Springsteen classics really well. It’s a diverse crowd of regulars, visitors and diners. Here too, Angela Wilson and Glen Clermont, with the help of Robert A. Sylvester, run karaoke. They start around 10:45 p.m. and roll on to at least 1:15 a.m. This atmos(continued on next page)

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Montauk-based Suddyn Returns to its Roots Splitting their time between both sides of the Atlantic for the past several years – the East End and Ireland – Montauk brothers Alan and Jarrett Steil are back in the United States with their band, Suddyn, and gearing up for an April 29 gig in Manhattan. Fans of the group’s fusion of Brit rock and American alternative rock can even hop on a chartered bus with the band for an easy commute to the venue, which is Piano’s on Ludlow Street. The group spent much of November in Ireland, writing and recording the songs that make up its latest EP, Dark Lights. So this will be the first time in months that the foursome has been on stage, which they’ve been itching to get back to. “Our live show is definitely a big part of us,” said Bren Connolly, who plays drums. “We love playing live in front of people.” The closest the group has gotten to being on stage has been in their garage in Montauk, as impromptu groups of friends have gathered while the group has been practicing for the upcoming show, said Jarrett Steil. The Steil brothers (Alan on piano and vocals and Jarrett on guitar and vocals), who grew up in Montauk and whose parents own the Montauk Bake Shoppe, originally headed to Ireland nearly four years ago with their original line-up simply looking to book a few shows. But when they lost their original drummer and bass player and hooked up with Connolly and bassist Collin O’Dwyer, two friends from Tipperary, Ireland, they decided to stay. As an unsigned band, they had several songs hit the Irish charts – “Drowning Souls” spent two weeks in the Top 10, while “Gravity” and

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“Letting Go” made it into the Top 20. Well known British rock magazine, NME, even named them a breaking band to watch. Used to splitting time between Montauk and Ireland, the group headed back to the East End last summer with the intention of staying for good. However, a record deal fell through and the group found itself back in Dublin working on the songs that would make up Dark Lights, which really shows how much the group has evolved over the

past several years. “We moved towards a big, American sound with this,” said Jarrett Steil. “It’s more polished than anything you’d hear in Ireland. Bands there go for a more grungy, stripped down sound. Our sound hasn’t changed, but it’s more refined. It’s the sound we’ve always been shooting for.” It also became apparent to the band that it needed to leave the insular and somewhat confining music scene of Dublin. The group has already played every major venue across that country and realized it was ready to take aim at the United States again. So the four of them headed back to Montauk. “The Dublin scene is a different style from us,” Connolly said. “We didn’t fit in. We’re a different genre from a lot of the bands in Dublin.” Steil added, “Our sound is a lot bigger than other bands in Ireland. We try to make it as full and as big as possible. They’re more stripped down. And we’ve been around everywhere Ireland. We’re ready to try something new.” Suddyn is hoping the show at Piano’s will grab the attention of some record industry folks. The group is especially interested in hooking up with a booking agent in order to set up an American tour to gain some more exposure stateside. For more information about the band and to purchase Dark Lights, go to myspace.com/suddyn or suddyn.com. For more information about booking a seat on the bus heading to the group’s April 29 NYC show, e-mail Linda@suddyn.com. For $40, you’ll get a seat on the bus as well as admission to the show.

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Ibram Lassaw’s studio in Springs wasn’t too hot in the summer or too may be a far cry from the Sassi cold in the winter. Not to mention, (stone) caves in Matero, Italy, where there are no spiders in the caves. his sculptures were last exhibited. No matter where the sculptures But it’s somehow easy to imagine are or what the temperature is like, the metal works anyplace in the the most salient aspect of Lassaw’s world, including the prehistoric rock art is its meaning. Drawing from settlements of Matero. science and philosophy, Last year’s show at the Museum of Lassaw’s connection to the cosmos Contemporary Sculpture Matera (a and Zen finds a home in his work. UNESCO site) was organized by Or, in the case of his piece, Ellen Russotto and Giuseppe “Dharmadhatu,” his aesthetics Appella, with plenty of help from examine the “ultimate reality of Lassaw’s daughter, Denise, who how things are.” As Lassaw curated the exhibit. She looks at explains, this concept relates to Tao October Continuity, 1959 home standing in her father’s studio (“The Way”). Ibram Lassaw on this sunny, crisp Easter morning The work’s title, taken from which is understandable, considering that the stuSanskrit, is particularly fascinating because we cannot define it in words. It is truly universal, as is dio is also her home. A multitude of objects, drawings and photoits signification. graphs fill the space, recalling decades of achieveOther works are easier to figure out. Consider ments relating not only to Lassaw, a beloved and “Meta Galaxy” and “ Milky Way.” The texture and well-known Abstract Expressionist, but also to the material of “Milky Way,” (metalized paste over wire) Abstract Expressionist movement itself. The Sassi especially connote the fluid, changing nature of the universe. caves in far-off Italy may have given credence to the archetypical soul of Lassaw’s sculpture, but “Binary Interspace” is another outstanding piece here in this 40-year-old concrete studio, the same that uses a fitting material (phos copper) to reprefeeling echoes throughout the space. sent the affirmation of life. It’s remarkable how Of course, there are some logistical differences Lassaw can communicate similar themes with between the caves and Lassaw’s studio, according diverse metals, colors and shapes – from long, to Denise Lassaw. Contrary to popular belief, the sinewy forms to box-like configurations. “Calliso” caves provided a safe environment for the sculpassumes other rectangular shapes that connect to ture, having a consistent temperature where it each other as parts of the cosmos do.

We don’t exactly know why we are moved by Lassaw’s sculptures, we just know that we are. We don’t exactly know how we get his meanings either, we just know that we do. There will be a showing of Ibram Lassaw’s work at his studio on April 25 at 6 p.m.. Refreshments will be served. The Open Studio will continue on April 26, 27, 28. Call 631-324-4575 for directions and times. Highlights from Lassaw’s exhibit in Italy will be featured at the Pollock Krasner House on April 25 from 1-5 p.m. Call 631-324-4929.

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phere is very laid back. The bartender and the manager, Laura, sing tunes at the end of the night. Jim and Nanci LaGarenne’s karaoke list includes over 80,000 songs. Later in the season (after July 1), there’s karaoke at the Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett on Wednesdays, hosted by Harry LaGarenne. Bartenders Stephen Day and Phil Vega sing weekly. The Havana Beach Club in Montauk has karaoke Saturdays – bartender Jimmy Giles belts out Sinatra. Montauk’s Sail Inn, perhaps the most intimate of all karaoke venues, welcomes singers on Fridays. Big Rich, who has the voice of Billy Joel and Elton John, handles the karaoke at Sails Inn and Havana. He’s considered the friendliest of all karaoke MCs because of his good-natured, stress free style. If you haven’t given karaoke a try, perhaps now, in these times, is the right time to go for it.

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS GUILD HALL ARTIST MEMBERS EXHIBITION – 4/25-5/30 – Fridays and Saturdays 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sundays 12 p.m. to 5 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton . Members free/$5 suggested donation for non-members. 631-324-0806. “VISIONARY” TIMES ART EXHBITION – 4/25-26 – April 25 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Reception from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m., and April 26 from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Ashawagh Hall, East Hampton. 631-521-3885. LONGHOUSE RESERVE RITES OF SPRING –4/25 – LongHouse Reserve Season Opening. 133 Hands Creek Road, East Hampton. Featuring new sculptures by Magdalena Abakanowicz, Eric Fischl, Gonzalo Fonseca, George Rickey Johnny Swing, and Mia Westerlund Roosen. 631-329-3568. FURNISH – 4/25 – 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. A design exposition of highly individual art-furniture, home accessories, lighting, rugs and sculpture. Exhibition spans two consecutive 4-day weekends, April 23 – April 26 and April 30 – May 3, at both East End galleries: SURFACE LIBRARY in the Springs district of East Hampton and Keyes ART in Sag Harbor. An opening reception will be held simultaneously at both venues on Saturday, April 25 from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Surface Library at 631.291.9061. Keyes Art at 631.725.8610. A LINE OF THOUGHT, A LINE OF ACTION, A LINE OF… – 4/25 – 2:30 p.m. Work in progress showing of Maria Jose Arjona’s project A Line of Thought, A Line of Action, A Line of… The Watermill Center, 39 Watermill Towd Rd., Watermill. Free. RSVP required. Mariajosearjona.eventbrite.com LIZ ZIELER AT ENGEL & VOLKERS – 4/25 – Evening of art to benefit the Southampton Chamber of Commerce 6 – 8 p.m. Engel & Völkers, 20 Main Street Southampton. 631 287 9260. “SPRING BREAK” OPENING – 4/25 – 6-8 p.m. Show hangs until May 17. Grenning Gallery, Sag Harbor. 631725-8469. GALLERIES ART & SOUL GALLERY – “Joy” will be on display during the month of April. 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. BOLTAX GALLERY – Group show. 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. DECORDOVA GALLERY – Featuring ongoing exhibits and workshops. 538 Main St., Greenport. 631477-0620. decordovagallery.com. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours. Paintings, photographs and works on paper on display. Open Saturdays 5-12 p.m. 141

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Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. Deshukriversgallery.com. THE DRAWING ROOM – New works by Jill Musnicki and “18th and 19th Century Indian and French Natural History Drawings.” 16R Newtown Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-5016. ELAINE BENSON GALLERY – Elaine Benson Gallery collection, representing local sculptors and painters. Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Appointment only. 631-537-3233. THE FITZGERALD GALLERY – Special collection of work by Robert Valdes. 48 B Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631-288-6419. GUILD HALL – 158 Main St. East Hampton. For more information, visit guildhall.org. 631-324-0806. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – A mix of contemporary and traditional works. Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m., by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-4772633. LTV STUDIOS – Sat., 4-9 p.m. Sun., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Michael McDowell, “Raptures.” 75 Industrial Rd., Wainscott. 631-329-0055. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-2871665. RATIO GALLERY – “Spring Vernisage,” by Marlies Ihmels, on display through May. Open Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. Ratiogallery.com. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – Christopher Engel. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. RVS FINE ART – “Stone Paintings” by Timothy Roepe.

Schedule for the week of Friday, April 24 to Thursday, April 30. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) State of Play (PG13) – Sat.-Sun. 3, 5:30, 8 Fri. 8 Mon. – Thurs. 7 The Soloist (PG13) – Sat.-Sun, 2:30, 5, 7:30 Fri., 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 7

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Open Fri.- Sun. 12-5 p.m. and by appointment. 20 Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8546. SNAKE HOLLOW STUDIO – Green, bird-friendly birdhouses by Keith Barker. “The Art of the Bird,” paintings and prints by Lynn Matsuoka. 221 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631-537-5237. artist@hamptonsartist.com. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – “Light of Spring,” through May 4. 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – “Poncho Rotation.” Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631291-9061. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. Tullaboothgallery.com. VERED GALLERY – “Exotic Colors of Spring,” by Hunt Slonem on display through April 27. Open Sun.-Fri. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sat. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY - Group Show with Eric Dever, Barbara Hadden, A. Perez Mellero, Cuca Romley & Fernando Vignoli Gallery hours: Daily 12-6 p.m. (Closed Tuesday) Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097.

UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) State Of Play (PG13)– Sat.-Sun 12:30, 3:40, 6:40, 9:20 Fri. 3:40, 6:40, 9:20 Mon.-Thurs. 3:40, 6:40 I Love You Man (R) – Sat.-Sun 12, 2:45, 7:45 Fri. 2:45, 7:45, Mon.-Thurs. 2:45, 7:45 The Soloist (PG13) – Sat.-Sun 1, 4, 6:50, 9:30 Fri. 4, 6:50, 9:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 6:50 Sugar (R)– Sat.-Sun 12:45, 3:50, 7, 10 Fri. 3:50, 7, 10 Mon.-Thurs. 3:50, 7 Adventureland (R) – Sat.-Sun 5:15, 10:10 Fri. 5:15, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 5:15 Hannah Montana (G) – Sat.-Sun 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10:20 Fri. 5, 7:30, 10:20 Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:30 Earth (G) – Sat.-Sun 11:30, 2:15, 4:45, 7:20, 9:45 Fri. 4:45, 7:20, 9:45 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:20

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) 17 Again (PG13) – Sat.-Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10 Fri. 4:20, 7:20, 10, Mon-Tuesday 4:20, 7:20 Fast and the Furious (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 1, 4, 7, 9:40, Fri 4, 7, 9:40 Mon.-Tues. 4, 7 Hannah Montana The Movie (G) – Sat.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Mon.Tues. 4:30, 7:30 Fighting (PG-13) – Sat.-Sun. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:20 Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 10:20 Mon.-Tues. 4:40, 7:40 Monsters Vs. Aliens (PG) – Sat.-Sun 1, 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Fri., 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Mon.-Tues. 4:10, 7:10 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Observe and Report (R) – Fri.-Sun. 9:40 Crank 2 (R) – Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 Mon.Thurs. 1:30, 4:30, 7:15 Duplicity (PG13) – Fri.-Sun. 1, 4, 6:45 Mon.Thurs. 1, 4, 6:45 Obsessed (PG13) – Fri.-Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:30, 10:10, Mon.-Thurs. 1:45, 4:45, 7:30 Is Anybody There? (PG13) – Fri.-Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:30 Mon.-Thurs. 1:15, 4:15, 7 THE MONTAUK MOVIE (631-668-2393) Observe and Report (R) – Mon.-Sun. 9:20 Knowing (PG13) – Mon.-Sun. 7 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER (631-288-1500) Everlasting Moments – Fri. 7:30, Sun. 1, 4 The sign (+) following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Confirm with theatre before arriving to make sure it’s available.

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Food / Dining Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer Another name for wise forethought is economy. Wise forethought is very much on everyone’s minds. And when it comes to cooking, leftovers are always on my mind, and I’ll make a little extra at dinner tonight for lunch tomorrow or even another dinner. I roast a chicken almost weekly, for the joy of succulent roast chicken – and for the leftovers – and when one is cooking for two there’s plenty of it. Shred the meat for a quick salad with curry and mayo, for warming through in soy broth

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Side Dish The Hedges Inn in East Hampton will host a pretheater dinner for the Springs Community Theater Performance of Cole Porter’s Anything Goes! at Guild Hall’s John Drew Theater on Friday and Saturday, May 8 and 9 and again on May 15 and 16. Dinner is from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. Curtain time at Guild Hall is at 8 p.m. The three-course dinner menu, plus amusebouches, by Amber Occasions of Sag Harbor, includes: baby spinach salad with raisins, walnuts and raspberry vinaigrette; herb roasted chicken with eggplant caviar and roasted new potatoes; parchment poached salmon with spring vegetables; chocolate soufflé with vanilla ice cream; and Tuscan apple tart with chantilly cream. Dinner and theater tickets, $65 each, plus beverages, tax and gratuity, are available online at theatermania.com or 866-811-4111. Harbor Bistro in East Hampton will open on Friday, May 1 at 5 p.m. Chef Damien O’Donnell will introduce new menu items this season along with signature dishes. Appetizers range from $8 to $17 and include: toasted corn and jumbo lump crab cake in a shallot remoulade; and Pacific ahi tuna poke with avocado, tomatoes, macadamia nuts and truffle-soy. Salads range from $8 to $14 and feature Fuji apple and bleu cheese salad with Bibb mix, bacon lardon, dried berries and toasted walnuts. Entrées, ranging from $23 to $32, include: pistachio crusted tilapia with crispy risotto cake and Tahitian vanilla lobster nage; shichimi shrimp linguine with asparagus, shiitake mushrooms, pancetta and lemon soy; and dry rubbed-grilled 8-ounce filet mignon with Yukon Gold potatoes, roasted corn-shallot cream and demi glace. Desserts range from $7 to $9 and include chocolate

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Daily Specials THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Serving lunch and dinner daily, closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email inn@jamesportmanor.com or visit jamesportmanor.com LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO – Casual, yet elegant, Italian restaurant. Open 7 days serving dinner beginning at 5 p.m. with lunch and pizza bar service on weekends starting at 12 noon. Take out service during lunch and dinner offering the full menu and specialty pizzas. 104 North Main St., East Hampton, 631-329-0200. mattorestaurant.com MICHAEL’S – Come try our creative American cuisine. Daily specials. 28 Maidstone Park Road, East Hampton 631-324-0725. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT Serving dinner Thurs.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. $30 Prix Fixe Thur, Fri, Sun, all night & Sat until 6:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. oasishamptons.com. 631-725-7110. PARTO’S RESTAURANT – Italian restaurant, pizzeria café. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. and Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit partosrestaurant.com. 12 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef ’s tastings available daily for $30. Music Fri. & Sat. Happy Hour daily from 3-6:30 p.m. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open seven days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. pierres-

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THE ATHENS GRILL NeoGreek/Mediterranean Cuisine. Serving lunch and dinner Monday - Saturday. 33 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-1301. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30 a.m. to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., serving casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CHEQUIT INN – 23 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-0018. EAST HAMPTON POINT – Enjoy sunset dining from any table. Friday and Saturday, $29 three-course prix fixe. Sunday brunch, 12-3 p.m. for $25. Buffet with unlimited Bloody Marys & Mimosas. 295 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-2800. FINN McCOOL’S – Open seven days, lunch and dinner. Sun.-Thurs., $19.99 prix fixe. Come check out our new menu. Nightly limo service, $15 per person, roundtrip. Late night bar menu seven days. 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-998-3271. finnmccoolswesthampton.com. THE GRILLE AT FISHERMAN’S REST – Alive again! And continuing the tradition of true American family dining. Serving a menu ranging from legendary thin-crust pizzas to creative seafood specials, The Grille is open seven days a week from 11:30 a.m. through midnight. Located at 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-765-3474. GURNEY’S INN RESORT & SPA – Traditional Easter Dinner served Sunday, April 12, 1-9 p.m. Choice of nine entrées, includes appetizer and dessert, unless otherwise indicated. Separate children’s menu. Meet the Easter Bunny 1-6 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Hwy., Montauk. 631668-2345. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso Bar, Bakery, Coffee Roastery, and Full-Service Café serving breakfast, lunch and desserts. Open every day all year, 6 a.m. - 7 p.m. Locations at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill, and at 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. hamptoncoffeecompany.com. 631-726-COFE. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – A true “foodies delight” featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200.

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FRIDAY, 24 KULPRITS AND PUMPING ETHYL – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Kulprits at 8 p.m. $10. Pumping Ethyl at 10 p.m. $10. 631-267-3117. NAKED STAGE MARATHON – Moonlight Drift & Reverie - a theatrical and musical journey through eastern Long Island. 6 p.m. $20 / $18 members / $5 students under 18. Staged Reading of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Dale Wasserman. 8 p.m. $10 / $8 members. The John Drew Theater at Guild Hall. 631- 324- 0806. SOUTH FORK RELAY FOR LIFE – Remember those lost to cancer and help raise funds for the American Cancer Society. Relay starts at 6 p.m. on Friday, April 24 and ends at 6 a.m. Saturday, April 25. Southampton Town Recreation Center/SYS, Southampton. 631-300-3151. SHOP FOR A CAUSE – Friday, April 24 from 12 to 5 p.m., Saturday, April 25, from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Two day shopping extravaganza that will benefit East End Hospice’s Camp Good. 7 Bay Road, East Quogue. . 631-288-7080. FILM SCREENING: EVERLASTING MOMENTS – Directed by Jan Troell. In a time of social change and unrest, war and poverty, Maria, a young working-class woman, wins a camera in a lottery. 7:30 p.m. $10 for adults / $7 for seniors and students / $3 for film society members. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach, 631-288-1500. BRUSH UP YOUR SHAKESPEARE AT THE HAMPTON LIBRARY – A monthly study of Shakespeare’s most memorable, beloved sonnets. 10 a.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. YOUNG PLAYWRIGHTS PERFORMANCES – Four original plays by Ross 8th graders. 11 a.m. Avram Theatre, Stony Brook Southampton, 239 Montauk Hwy. SATURDAY, 25 BATTLE OF THE BANDS AND THE CREAMSICLES – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Battle of the Bands at 7 p.m. $5. The Creamsicles at 10 p.m. $10. 631-267-3117. BRIDGEHAMPTON WALKING TOUR – Free historic walking tour of Bridgehampton. 10 a.m. Meet at the

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Mandala Ayurvedic Healing Arts, Amagansett Square, Corwith Homestead, 2368 Montauk Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-6144. Bridgehampton. . 631- 537-1088. CLASSIC BOAT SOCIETY ANNUAL MEETING – MONDAY, 27 Class of completed kayaks will be on display. 2 to 3 p.m. 301 ONE NIGHT OF BAKING BASICS –Cakeworks Bluff Road (behind the Marine Museum), Amagansett. 631Studio. Learn how to make a delicious cake for any occa324-2490. sion. 6:30 - 9:30 p.m. $65. The Country School, 7 Industrial PSYCHIC AND HOLISTIC LIVING FAIR – 10 a.m. to Road, Wainscott. 631-233-0251 5 p.m. Gurney’s Inn, 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk . 631-668-1717. TUESDAY, 28 LITTLE RIVER BAND – 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach GET MUGGED! – Discussion and creation of mugs, Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton cups, and pitchers. Tuesday, April 28 to Wednesday, April Beach. Tickets are $75, $60, $45. 631-288-1500. 29. 2 to 4 p.m. Applied Arts School, 11 Indian Wells SHOP FOR A CAUSE – See 4/24 listing for info Highway, Amagansett. . 631-267-2787. ORGANIZATION WORKSHOP – Organize and deNATURAL HEALTH CARE EXPERIENCE – A stimuclutter your world. 631-653-4224 x4. 3 p.m. Quogue Library. lating experience on the body, NAKED STAGE and its natural healing capabiliMARATHON – Newly NakedPICK OF ties. 6:30 - 7:15 p.m. Ananda New Works by East End Writers, Yoga and Wellness Center, 20 including Dan Rattiner. 2 to 3:30 THE WEEK Hampton Road (Village Atrium), p.m. Comedy Improv Workshop Southampton. Free. 631-287for all ages. 4 to 5:30 p.m. Staged SOUTH FORK RELAY FOR LIFE – Benefit 3546. reading of The Illusion by Pierre for the American Cancer Society. Relay starts at 6 NATURE WRITING Corneille Staged reading of p.m. on Friday, April 24 and ends at 6 a.m. WORKSHOP BEGINS – 5Lysistrata by Aristophanes, Saturday, April 25. Southampton Town Recreation week writing workshop entitled adapted by Carolyn Balducci. 8 Center/SYS, Southampton. 631-300-3151. ‘Sowing Seeds: The Writers’ p.m. Taboo! 10:30 p.m. 631- 324Garden. Tues. Apr 28 from 6:30 0806. 8:30 p.m. Continues on consecutive Tuesdays thru 5/26. HEARTHSIDE POETRY READING – 4 p.m. Rogers $120. Canio’s Books, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-2041240. WEDNESDAY, 29 YOUNG PLAYWRIGHTS PERFORMANCES – 7 p.m. GEOFFREY PAUL GORDON LEADS PLAYWRITsee 4/24 listing for info. ING WORKSHOP – Express yourself in a playwriting NEW SONGWRITERS’ SHOWCASE – Nashville workshop. $5 per session or $20 for the series. Please regisSongwriter’s Association International Songwriters’ ter at 631-725-0049. 5 – 7 p.m. John Jermain Library, Main Showcase to benefit the East End Arts Council. 7:30 – 10 St., Sag Harbor. p.m. $10. 631 727 0900. 6025 Sound Ave., Riverhead. LYNN SHARON SCHWARTZ – Schwartz reads from GREEN GARDENING PRESENTATION – Sam her memoir, Not Now, Voyager. 7 p.m. Duke Lecture Hall, Panton (Terradesign Studios) on creating sustainable landStony Brook University, Southampton. 631-632-5030. scapes 12 to 1:30 p.m. Geoffrey Nimmer (East End Garden BONAC FAMILY BREAKFAST – Healthy family Design) on organic installation and maintenance 2 to 3:30 breakfast and Health and Wellness Fair. 8 to 11 a.m. Free. p.m. Free. Design Within Reach, 30 Park Place, East Bring non-perishable food donation for the Food Pantry. Hampton. 631-324-7261. East Hampton Middle School. 631-668-7507. LONG ISLAND SOUND CHORUS CHINESE AUCTION – Doors at 11 a.m., light lunch at 12 p.m., drawings THURSDAY, 30 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. $5 admission includes one door prize ticket HEALTH FAIR – 1-3:30 p.m. Featured booths include and lunch. Sheets of tickets are $10 for 25 tickets and one Stony Brook Nursing and Stony Brook Sleep Disorder door prize ticket. 516-449-8353. Southampton United Center. Fitness classes offered during the afternoon. Methodist Church, 160 Main Street, Southampton. Bridgehampton Community Center, 585 Sag Harbor HANDBELL FESTIVAL II – Donations of non-perishTurnpike and Bridgehampton Head Start & able food items for local pantries suggested for admission. 4 Bridgehampton Child Care grounds at 551 Sag Harbor p.m. Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church, Bridgehampton. Turnpike, Bridgehampton. DRAMATIC READING – Reading of Wait Till Next Year, a memoir of growing up in a loving family and their love of the Brooklyn Dodgers, by Doris Kearns Goodwin. 2 OUTDOOR AND RECREATION p.m. John Jermain Library, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049 x33.

SUNDAY, 26 ISRAEL INDEPENDENCE DAY CELEBRATION – Community-wide celebration of Israel’s Independence Day. 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. the Jewish Center of the Hamptons (44 Woods Lane) presents arts and crafts for all ages, Israeli sports and games, and more. 11:30 a.m. Chabad (13 Woods Lane) will provide Israeli food. 1:30 p.m. Temple Adas Israel (Elizabeth Street) will show the film Visions of Israel. Falafel and chumas will be served. Free. 631-324-9858. REMEMBERING OL’ BLUE EYES – Joe Volturo sings Frank Sinatra. 2 p.m. to 3 p.m. Hampton Bays Public Library, Hampton Bays. CONFESSIONS OF A SHAKESPEARE ADDICT – A delightful one-act play about the Long Island Dead Poets Society. 3:30 to 5 p.m. Montauk Library, 871 Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 631-668-3377. FILM SCREENING: EVERLASTING MOMENTS – 7:30 p.m. See 4/24 for info. ELLIOT MURPHY AND JANN CLOSE – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. 8 p.m. $20. 631-2673117. NAKED STAGE MARATHON – 3 short comedies Staged readings of The Way of All Fish by Elaine May, Boy Meets Girl by Wendy Wasserstein and God by Woody Allen. 7 p.m. The John Drew Theater at Guild Hall. 631- 3240806. MINDFULNESS MEDITATION CLASS – Guided meditation. Chairs and cushions are provided. Free. 1 p.m.

SATURDAY, 25 GEOLOGY WALK – Explore the geology of the North Fork. 10 a.m. Hallockville Museum Farm, 6038 Sound Avenue, Riverhead. $5. Reservations requested. Park at the main entrance to Hallockville. . 631-283-3195. SUNDAY, 26 BIRDWALK – South Fork Natural History MuseumCavity-Nesting Birds Of Long Island - Birdwalk for adults and children over 12. 9 a.m. No charge for SoFo members. Non-members $7 per adult, $5 per child ages three to 12. Fees include admission to the museum on the day of the program. . 631-537-9735. GLACIAL MORAINE HIKE – Southampton Trails Preservation. Meet at parking lot next to Waterside Condos on Long Beach Rd. 5 hilly miles 1 - 2:30 p.m.

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Letters GO GREEN! Dear Editor: I am writing in response to your February 7, 209 article, “Keeping It Clean, At Least For Now” by April Gonzalez I am writing this letter to inform you of my opinion, being I am current resident of the East End. It is horrible that amendments such as those stated in the article need to even be up for approval. Suffolk County Legislator Jay Schneiderman is trying to prevent further contamination from fertilizers in waters surrounding not just Suffolk County, but also all of Long Island. Being an island always surrounded by water, it is important to keep our waters clean. If you know that the uses of fertilizers are harmful to us and our waters and the use of such products are prohibited from November 1st to April 1st, why is it not prohibited all year long? Shouldn’t the use of products such as fertilizers, pesticides and other harmful chemicals be outlawed? The article states that an amendment that was proposed earlier in the year was declined by western legislators saying that the fertilizer regulations were too drastic because it would have prohibited the use of fertilizers within 100 feet of any body of water. The new proposal has now been dropped to twenty feet and is awaiting approval. There are things that can be done now and within our control to prevent us from hurting ourselves and other living things to make our future better, without crippling our current society. So if things like littering or non-proper disposal of certain chemicals are illegal, shouldn’t something like fertilizer that is chemically made and put in our earth and water on purpose by people be illegal? With natural and organic product demand at an all time high, Long Island farmers could easily stop the use of fertilizers and meet those demands. Let long Island residents start by saying no to all fertilizer use and make our island and water a better and cleaner place. Sincerely yours, Craig Castorano, Riverhead Via snail mail A tough pill to swallow, but it has to be done. – D.R. GOOD DEEDS Dear Dan, I read your column on way to NYC on the Jitney today about the wonderful Ms. Whitby and feeling those poor, hungry men! When I go out next week, will call her and offer to help! Thanks for making me aware. When I drive by (have a house in SH) and see those men waiting, I

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always feel terrible. Maybe now there is something I can do to be proactive! Best regards, Patty Bigelow Via e-mail Feed the hungry. –D.R. PHOTOS LIE Dear Dan, Another reason for the highly unflattering photos is from using poorly situated flash. As you can see there is a black shadow behind and to the left facing side of the mug shots. Using flash up close washes out your completion and exaggerates any imperfections. Best regards, Michael Lerner Via e-mail Advice from the expert. –D.R. TAXING ISSUES Dear Dan, During these unprecedented economic times when foreclosures are at a record high, it was appalling to learn that many Long Island school districts have approved hefty pay raises that will push salaries to over $140,000 a year for the highest earners. So much focus is placed on education and the pivotal role it plays in Long Island’s future. Needless to say, education is vital to all of us. However, at what cost? In all actuality, the future will be compromised for all of us if property taxes are allowed to escalate to disproportionate levels. What future will there be for both students and parents on Long Island if their homes have to be sold because they cannot afford to pay the excessive taxes and are forced to relocate? Taking into consideration that we are in the midst of the worst economic environment since the Great Depression, the vast majority of homeowners across the Island can no longer afford to dig deeper into their pockets to absorb these increases. It truly is ironic. At a time when concessions should be made by teachers and administrators to adjust to a sinking economy, their unions are busily negotiating for more money. When does it ever end? Typical increases for the coming school year will average 6%. It should be kept in mind that school costs account for about 66% of property taxes. Of that, 56% of those costs go to salaries and benefits. School taxes have always been a volatile issue on Long Island. Although numerous options have been discussed in the past on ways to reduce crushing

taxes, progress has been limited. Whatever happened to consolidating school districts to reduce costs? Why can’t pay freezes be initiated during this economic misery? Until concessions are made by school districts, the average homeowner will continue to be overwhelmed with financial pain. Many will be forced to contact the local real estate and put their homes up for sale because they no longer can afford to meet the demands of teachers and administrators who look the other way and have no mercy during these frightening times. Is this the Long Island we really want? Jason E. Hill, Ridge, New York Via e-mail Consolidation of districts would eliminate duplication. –D.R. GOOD OLD DAYS Dear Dan, I’ve been thinking, people are just like a family book. Like myself, as I said, I’ll be 73 this summer. When I was a young person, well there wasn’t any modern electronic machinery. No TV until I was about 10 years old. I guess I listened to the radio and read a lot. There was a peddler by the name of Harry. He had a flat bed wagon pulled by horse. My grandmother purchased fruit and vegetables from him. I sometimes wonder how I manage especially without the cell phone. I’m starting to feel that I don’t communicate. No so ... what I recommend is writing. Mail things, old photos, old stories, newspaper clippings of famous family relatives, and the not so famous relatives. Perhaps a little box of interesting items you no longer need, or a funny card to brighten up someone. They will enjoy receiving it. Why? You ask. Because someone is thinking of you and them. Guess what? Soon you will be communicating. Soon you will be building bridges or connecting with your family again. I include this in my family fun category. If you get together, have a “Pizza Party”, that seems to work out. Sincerely, Dianne Balducci, Hampton Bays/New Hyde Park Via e-mail PS: To all moms or caretakers: Happy Mothers Day! To all dads. Call for the pizza. To all families, there’s nothing like it. Try it, you’ll see. Nothing really brings people together like the internet, though. –D.R.

Police Blotter Painted A man in East Hampton reported to police that somebody broke into his house and threw paint everywhere. The door that the man broke into the house with was opened using a rock. Police have opened up an investigation, and are going to question Jackson Pollack about the incident as soon possible. Whoops An intoxicated man who was pulled over by police in Southampton attempted to get out of a DWI by explaining to the officer he had nothing to drink that night. Of course, things didn’t quite add up when he fainted in front of the officer from being too intoxicated. When the man sobered up, he apologized. Dog Problems A fight between two dogs broke out at the Springs Dog Park last week. No arrests were made, and the two pooches seemed to get along just fine once a few biscuits were thrown around.

There Is No Money A man in Hampton Bays attempted to rob a clothing store that had no cash in its drawer. When the owner explained there was no cash to steal the man became confused and ran out of the store. Identity A man in Sag Harbor reported that his identity had been stolen after he found several large charges to his credit card that came from pornographic websites. The man later withdrew the complaint when he found out his teenage son was responsible for the charges. Fireworks Another brazen display of fireworks were spotted going off in Montauk last week. Apparently, there are some guys out there who went a little crazy while shopping for some firecrackers.

BB Gun On the North Fork, there was a report of a BB gun damaging the window of a local man’s home. The incident is being investigated by guys with real guns. Smack A man at a bar in Hampton Bays punched another man, who had made a remark about his wife, in the face. The incident was resolved after the man that was punched in the face apologized. No Pay A couple ran out the door of a restaurant in Southampton without paying after running up a tab of about $100. The restaurant manager believes that the couple did not have their wallets on them and left the restaurant out of embarrassment. One of the employees of the restaurant knows the couple, and if they do not come back to pay for their meal, the manager intends to call the police. - David Lion Rattiner

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Oil Tanks Clearview Environmental (631) 859-0717 www.clearviewenvironmental.com

Water Proofing/Mold Removal Home Healthy Homes (631) 543-7100 www.homehealthyhomes.com

Irrigation J.R. Irrigation LLC (631) 208-0414 www.jrirrigationllc.com

Property Management J-Rai Home Improvements (631) 775-6736 www.jraihomeimprovements.com

Landscaping Hampton East Landscaping (631)885-2627 Full Service Landscapers (Chris)

Pet Services Good Puppy Weekly Pet Waste Removal (631)582-4907 kgall123@verizon.net

Service Directory’s

Putting Greens Island Escapes Landscaping Corp. Artificial or Real (631) 445-1644

Make Your House A Home

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Jill Holloway D.C. LMT

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Beauty

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Personal Growth

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Pilates

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Cell 631-553-5298 1198735

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Swedish Massage

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Pilates

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Do You or Your Partner SUFFER from SNORING?

Party Services

Gratefull Gourmet

34 Water Streett • Sag g Harbor

Massage Therapy

Personal Growth

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Experienced and Compassionate

Health

Southampton • Bridgehampton East Hampton • New York

Successfull Business s & Life e Coaching • Improve Business, Income • Manage Stress • Organize YourLife • Enhance Relationships Be Happier

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www.eastendlimousine.com

Create the Business You Want

Weekends & Holidays

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Psychotherapy

631.726.7400 Toll Free 866.410.6600

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LMT Swedish h & Deep p Tissue

Counseling/Therapy

All New Sedans, SUVs & Limousines Equipped with Satellite Radio & DVD Players

NYC + The Hamptons

258 West Main St., Babylon Village

Counseling/Therapy

East End Limousine

Instruction By Claudia Matles

massage therapy

631-324-2201 kevinreynoldsmassage.com

Limo Services

PILATES & YOGA

VALERIE SMITH Dr. Richard Orlandi D.PM.

F O OT L A S E R C E N T E R L O N G I S L A N D, N E W YO R K

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cell

Available Year Round

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Massage Therapy

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Effective for treating Pain, Asthma, Neurological Disorders, Anxiety, Digestive Problems, Gynecological, Men’s Health, Facial Rejuvenation, Infertility

Massage Therapy

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Acupuncture

Unwind Amanda Stevens, LMT

631-276-9377

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Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

Service Directory Deadline

of The Hamptons from Manorville to Montauk

Specializing In:

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%NTERTAINMENT $ESIGN 'OING 'REEN (OME 3ERVICES Party Services

Party Services

HAMPTON BALLOON

Photography/Video

“on location family portraits�

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Party Services/Music

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516.678.2804

www.danlauren.com

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Sound Productions

10% Discount on all “Spring Startups�

DJ J

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From Set-up to Clean-up

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631-698-2903 516-383-3638

• Serving all makes & models on the East End for over 20 years

631.878.4676 Audio/Home Theater

Interior Design

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and Full Professional Wait Staff

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CUSTOM AUDIO

Yamaha,, Steinwayy & More New/Usedd • Rentt Too Own Expertt Movingg & Storage D Player Pianos CD Completee Restorations

Fine Tuning

Since 1976!

Interior Design Fabrics - Upholstery Drapery Workroom 631-324-5132

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Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday

631-283-4428

28 Cameron St., Southampton

631-946-9944 stylemobiledetailing.com Fully Equipped Packages Available

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Calll Mikee 244 Hours

Cleaning

631-726-4640

Awnings

Awnings

Carpentry

Carpentry

Showroom... Openn Sat.. 12-44 Dailyy byy Appt. Montaukk Hwy.,, Watermilll NY 11976

NDJs NVJs NMCs

Tables • Chairs Lighting and more

Custom Phone Systems

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1198527

Party Tents Inc.

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

All sizes in stock

Home Theaters TV’s Pre-Wiring

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FLAT TV’S

Buy,, Sell,, Rent,, Tune,, Move Summer Pianoo Rentals

NKaraoke NBands-1-10pc. NMusicians NSteel

Drums

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Residential / Commercial Cleaning Services

Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.

631-662-9440 Contact Michael www.organiccleaning.net organiccleaning@gmail.com

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If You’re Looking to Throw a Party...

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partykidzny.com

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• A/C, Heat Humidification,

Inn Thee Hamptonss It’s...

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Professional Photography

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KIDS PARTY SPECIALISTS

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Creative Craftsman Inc. est 1980

Renovation • Builder

Specialties Raised Panel Wall Systems and Rooms Basements • Bathroom • Kitchen Doors • Molding • Crown 1199009

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Air Conditioning Heating

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631.283.4555 917.743.1770

Audio/Home Theater

• Energy Star Systems • Ductless A/C • Financing Available

www.TheHamptonBalloon.com

• Fun for Boys & Girls • Hand’s On, Unique Cooking Experience • Goodie Bags • Themed Craft Activity • Gift for Birthday Child We do all the work You Just add Cake!

Audio/Home Theater

dan lauren studios Custom Design Wedding & Event Photography

&

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Air Conditioning/Heating

Lic.

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631-329-8656

Ins.

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Cleaning

Closets

Closets

Construction

Residential/Commercial Cleaning Services Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.

• Custom Cabinetry • Bathrooms • Window & Door Repairs Creative design solutions • Licensed/Insured

fdoerwald@optonline.net

631-662-9440

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LICENSED

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Contact Michael

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THE CARPET CLEANER OF THE HAMPTONS

bryandowneyrestorations.com

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1198952

Elitee Closetss Inc.

Construction

CONSTRUCTION PROFESSIONAL REMODELING WORKING CARPENTER/OWNER 35 YEARS EXPERIENCE

We Don’t Cut Corners We Clean Them

DECKS • SIDING • WINDOWS

• Truck Mounted Steam Cleaning • Carpet • Upholstery • Tile & Grout Like New • Area Rugs • Silk • Wool Bonded Insured

DOORS • EXTENSIONS KITCHENS/BATHS INTERIORTRIM • FINISHED BASEMENTS f or a personall in-homee consultation www.eliteclosets.net

Satisfaction Guaranteed

1198836

Chimneys

Chimneys

(631) 648-7474

Fax (631)648-7480

Innovative home storage solutions, including closets, laundry rooms, garage & basements. Handcrafted, high quality from experienced, reliable professionals.

Calll 631-267-9018 Computers/Internet

Commercial & Residental

Dan W. Leach

Pete Vella

CSIA Certified Technician

Eastt End d y LTD. Chimney

Cleaning

Specializing in: • Fireplace Restoration/Installation • Stacks • Brownstones, Townhouses & Pre-War Homes • All Types of Masonry Residential/Commercial Video o Scanning Chimney y Liners

1199020

1198607

Cleaning

Lic.

Ins.

631-924-3309

1198620

Decks

Powerwashing Call Us First Handyman n Servicess Available

(631)) 769-1584

celll (516)) 524-4536 Licensed & Insured

Decks

631-345-9393

East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured

Design • Build • Maintain Highest Quality • Best Service

Service Directory

631-287-9277

Deadline Northh & Southh Forks

5pm Wednesday

Closets

Closets

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www.southamptonhandyman.com

Deck Replacement • Deck Resurface • Deck Repair

Design And Construction Of Fine Exteriors

Specialize in

631.324-3021

1198816

Peter’s Closet Company

888-484-5944

ext. 82 ask for Britt

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Openings, Weekly/ Bi-Weekly Cleanings & Windows 17 Years Experience Call for Free Quote & Special Summer Packages

(631) 655-6209

in the Hamptons.

Cedar • Mahogany • IPE • Composite • Hidden Clips

1199124

WWW.EASTENDCHIMNEY.COM

Deck Specialists

Owner Operated Deal Direct

SERVICING NYC TO MONTAUK

888-878-3046 631-878-0999

Decks

Additions Kitchens • Bathrooms

• Prompt • Reliable • Quality 1198520

1198533

Custom Carpentry

• Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Custom Deck Building • All Roofing Guaranteed! • Finished Basements

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Fenimore HomeConstruction andd Renovation,, Inc. 1199079

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631-331-3730 cell 631-294-9627

INSURED

ultimate

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Carpentry

Masonry • Hardscapes • Powerwashing • Cleaning

EH License #7347-2009

SH License #L000856

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Tobago Decks Decks Tobago Tobago Decks Premiere East End Deck Builders

Electrical Design Construction • Maintenance Solar Photovoltaic Installations

Decking the Hamptons for over 30 years

Alll otherr outdoorr construction. Pergulas, Shower Enclosures & Porches Licensed / Insured

287.4518

We Secure All Permits

631

1198932

1198624

Duct Cleaning

Airr Qualityy Issuess & & Testing Mold d Remediation n

Design Installation Repair eastenddeck.net

Powerwashing

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#1 Deck Builder on the East End

1198623

Electrical Contractors

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Driveways

Driveways

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(631)) 298-4545 (631)) 287-24033 GARY Y SALICE LICENSED /INSURED

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

631-897-5146

Licensed & Insured Bob DiGregorio

Referencess Available

SAVE UP TO 30% ON YOUR LIPA BILLS SPECIALIST FOR ALL YOUR OUTDOOR NEEDS

Office: 631-981-1889 • Mobile: 631-241-8414

1198988

Oil & Stone Driveway Specialist

631-475-1906 • RobertsAsphalt@aol.com

Full Service Electrical Contracting Residential/Commercial Solar Installations LED Lighting

OceanElectric.net

287-6060 (631)324-6060 (631)

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Blacktop Driveways/Parking Areas Custom Masonry, Cobblestone & Paving Stone New Construction and Resurfacing Free Estimates Family Owned & Operated For Over 35 Years

631-664-7429

www.wilkenelectric.com • PROUDLY SERVING

THE

1198553

HAMPTONS

FOR OVER

20

YEARS

1198921

631-728-1442 Lic.

CUSTOM MASONRY Belgium Block, Brick Pavers Stoops, Patios, Pool Scapes

Ins.

ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS

Excavation

G. CRAIG ELECTRIC

Grading, Backhoe Topsoil, Drainage

Asphalt Paving Driveways, Parking lots Tennis Courts, Maintenance

LOWEST PRICES Free Estimates

GREAT PRICES! QUALITY WORK! Free Estimates

(631)878-2804

1199123

• 24 Hr. Emergency Srv.

631-399-2033 LIC.

INS.

1198846

M.R.C.

E LECTRICAL C O N T R A C TO R S

RENOVATION SPECIALIST RESIDENTIAL • COMMERCIAL

N EW WORK • CUSTOM LIGHTING 24-HOUR E MERGENCY SERVICE SERVING THE EAST E ND FOR OVER 20 YEARS LIC. OWNER OPERATED I NS.

631 287-2768

William m J.. Shea ELECTRIC

G. CRAIG ELECTRIC 144 MARINER DR. SOUTHAMPTON 1198601

Lic.

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Ins.

631-835-7982 RocheElectrical.com

RocheElectrical@yahoo.com

Environmental

IF IT’S MOLD, CALL A CERTIFIED EXPERT AND

GET RID OF IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!

631.873.5098 • Mold/Fungi Investigating And Consulting • Air Sampling For Testing And Analyzing of Fungi And Other Airborne Pollutants • Mold/Fungi Remediation

Board Certified ampmenvironmental.com 1198989

MOLD

Can Be Harmful To Your Health and Your Home

•

631-287-4747

For inspections, testing & removal, call

Our Electrical Services Include: • Lighting & Electrical Repairs • House & Home Office Wiring • Generator Sales & Installations • Computer, Telephone Wiring • Home Automation Services

631-668-1600 williamjsheaelectric.com

DO O IT T "THE E SHEA A WAY"

D.A.Z. Electrical Contractor, Inc.

over 25 years

Asphalt, Gravel, RCA Expert Grading, Drywells Cesspools Installed

• All Phases of Custom Electrical Work

1198585

1198913

Driveways, Aprons, Repairs,

B.N.B.

Landscape lighting specialist

24-hrr Emergencyy Service

Specialists in ANYTHING Electric Will beat any written estimate Small ad= Small price Lic & Ins

ROBERTS ASPHALT CO. INC.

to set up an appointment today!

26 Years Experience

SERVING THE HAMPTONS FOR 30 YEARS

WILKEN ELECTRIC

Residential • Commercial

FREE ESTIMATES

Electric Inc.

1198939

Commercial - Residential

Service Upgrades Full Service Electricians

Harborview

Licensed & Insured 631-276-0316 631 1 821-5989 jeffelectric@verizon.net Free Estimates /Service Calls

ROCHE ELECTRICAL

Licensed & Insured Specializing in:

• Residential and Commercial

• Custom Home Wiring • New Work • Renovations • Service Upgrades • Landscape Lighting • Swimming Pools • Generators • High Hats • Decorative Lighting

Design & Installation

For All Your Electrical Needs

Electricall Contractors

ELECTRIC BILLS!

GJS S Electric,, LLC

Delivery/Courier

52 Mariners Drive, Southampton

SAVE UP TO 20% ON YOUR

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Expertt in n Lighting

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Licensed Master Electrician Serving the East End

Suffolk Moonlighting

email: anthony@tritecheast.com Licensed and Insured

631-283-0758

Electrical Contractors

NO JOB TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL

ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR

Lower Heating g & & A/C C Costss & Improve e Yourr Air Quality!

Electrical Contractors

Phone/Fax: (631) 283-9525 Cell: (516) 250-7773

JEFF WEINSTEIN

AIR DUCT CLEANING • CHIMNEY CLEANING & REPAIR DRYER VENT CLEANING WET BASEMENTS

Licensed & Insured

Electrical Contractors

1198804

Electrical Contractors

1198992

Decks

1198583

Decks

FOR ALL YOUR ELECTRICAL NEEDS! Licensed & Insured Call: 631-329-9590

Brad d C.. Slack Certified d Indoor Environmentalist

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We work your hours! Dan’s Classifieds & Service Directory open: 8:30am-6pm Monday–Friday

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com dazelectrical.com 631-537-4900 1198627

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Fences/Railings

Fences/Railings

Fences/Railings

Gutters

Flooring

gÉÑ Y ÄÉÉÜ J&S

Handyman

Professional Gutter Cleaning

& Window Cleaning

American Craftsmen

EXPERTS IN Residential and Commercial Automated Gate Access Systems. Elegant and Functional Gated Entrances.

BUILDERS OF CUSTOM DRIVEWAY GATE SYSTEMS ARBORS • SCREENING TREES PERGOLAS • POOL • STONE PROFESSIONAL FENCE INSTALLATION DEER CONTROL SPECIALISTS

1198889

631.288.8393

Lic.

Installations • Sanding Finishing • Repairs Custom Staining

MY ONLY BUSINESS IS MAKING HARDWOOD FLOORING BEAUTIFUL! “A family business”

CARPET ONE Floor & Home

LIC 28,78-6-HI • References Available

Floor Sanding

www.kingdomfence.com

“The Atomic DCS” Dust Free Sanding System Installations Sanding & Finishing Buffing & Waxing 1198639

ELEGANT GATES

Handyman

Gutters

Steven’ss Handyman Service

866-934-0795

61 Main Street, Southampton, NY

www.invisiblefence.com © 2009 Invisible Fence, Inc.

Call for Free Price Quote

Custom Designs Electronic Automation EAST HAMPTON FENCE 1198633

Flooring

Flooring

1198997

Licensed & Insured

Call 631-839-7397 • www.islandfloor.com

Seamless Aluminum Rain Gutters and Leaf Protection Systems Certified and Authorized ALCOA “Leaf-Relief” Installer Standard and Half Round Gutters www.islandgutters.com

1198558

The A+Handiest

ALCOA “Preferred Contractor”

Man

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We work your hours! Dan’s Classifieds & Service Directory

Nassau 516-922-0044

open: 8:30am-6pm Monday–Friday

631-537-4900

Licensed & Insured

631-283-6526

631-287-9277

Gutters

Suffolk 631-979-8866

Since 1975 Father - Son Team Interior Moulding Siding, Windows Door Kitchens, Baths Termite Repairs

www.southamptonhandyman.com

1198985

Economic Special - 10% Discount

Handy Mike

Call For All Your Handyman Needs

Island Floors & Construction WOOD F LOORING SPECIALIST • Installing • Refinishing • Dustlesss Sanding • Custom m Staining • Deckk Sandingg & Refinishing

631-680-6167

631-591-1531 Painting Powerwashing Drywall / Spackle Deck Specialist

631-324-5941

Faucet Installations Repair Sub-Pumps, Brick, Block, Stampcrete, Cabinets, Decks, Doors, Electric, Timers/Boiler Controls, Celing Fans, Textured Spackling/Plaster/Painting Biscuit Molding & Framing Brass/Screen Enclosures Gutters Power Washing... 27 Years Hands-On Work Bob: Color Portfolio/References

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Residential • Commercial

1199072

1198888

A-Repairs-Z

Handling All Your Handyman Needs & Then Some.

1198672

Canine Control Company

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631-878-3625 Licensed & Insured

1.888.9DUSTFREE

Locally Serving Long Island since 1985

631-831-0951 631-329-2138

1198506

Latest Technology

516.510.7634 631.873.4788

Copperr Gutters Copperr Leaders Custom m Copperr Work Thru u Flashing Chimney y Repairs Standing g Seam m Roofs Copperr Roofs

1198935

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1198582

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HARDWOOD FLOORING

1198551

Designers & Mfrs. of Custom Wood Fencing. • Walk/Driveway Gates • Arbors • Pool • Deer • Commercial Chain Link • Dumpster Enclosures • Bumper Posts

Install Prefinished / Unfinished Sanding, Refinishing Staining, Bleaching, Pickle & Repairs All Work Guaranteed Free Estimates

CHAMPION

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631.283.6176

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Handyman

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Heating & Cooling Property Management

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631-734-2827

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476-0187

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Construction Management Custom Homes & Additions Complete Renovations Kitchen & Bathrooms Roofing & Siding Basements & Decks

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cell

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(631) (631)

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Spigots - Dock Lines Wells and Pumps Lic.

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516.810.8601

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Project Coordinator • Andy Iovino

a full service irrigation company

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(OME 3ERVICES www.hlicorp.com

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Landscape/Garden

T.G. LANDSCAPING

Lion

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631-723-3190

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631-739-4092 631-725-0115

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504.9274

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631-283-8626

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Landscape Service

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631-766-7131

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FULL SERVICE MASONRY COMPANY • Tree & Privacy Planting • Irrigation Install & Service • Sod / Seed / Grading • Pavers & Belgian Blocks • Walkways & Patios • Driveways • Aprons, Stone Walls • Weekly Lawn Care / Cleanups • Underground Drainage • Drywells • Bobcat Service • Deer Fence Comm. Res. Lic. Ins.

(631)909-3454

Licensed Insured

personalputtinggreens.com

Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990

Residential Commercial

1198756

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631-324-4212 1198505

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1198715

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SOUTHAMPTON NY

Over 20 Years of Showing Up! Insured

15+ Years Experience.

•Full Service Landscaping •Irrigation•Fertilization•Pool Service

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FULL SERVICE LANDSCAPE COMPANY

Landscaping

Certified, Licensed, Insured

22 Years Serving the East End

631-765-3130 • 631-283-8025

Landscape/Garden

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1198858

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631-324-2028 631-723-3212

Referencess Available

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1198850

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631.475.1988 Masonry/Stone/Tile T

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Marine Services

Shore Line

BULKHEADING Your local Dock Builder and Marine Contractor From Refacing & Repair to New Construction

All phases of bulkheading, piers, floating docks...

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Company Inc. • Gabions • Floating Docks Built & Installed • Docks Built-House Piling • Retaining Walls • Excavation & Drainage Work Contact Kenny

631-728-3364

Complete Waterfront Contracting Floating Crane Service 1198540

Masonry/Stone/Tile

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FACTORY CERTIFIED 18 YRS. EXPERIENCE

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631-734-5767

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Exterior / Interior Stone GROUT CLEANING CONCRETE POLISHING TRAVERTINE TERRAZO GRANITE MARBLE PAVERS

Any of your Stone Needs: Polishing • Cleaning • Sealing

1.877.24.STONE 631.351.7188 1198897

Licensed & Insured

Hamptons

sonry & Landscaping Ma Patios Custom BBQ’s 1199015

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631-514-1533 • FREE Estimates

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Tile & Stone Installations Providing the experience and professional service you need to ensure the beauty and satisfaction of your project. Visit Us at:

W W W. C N F F L O O R I N G . C O M

EAST

471-3935

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“Quality Craftsmanship from start to finish”

MOVING & STORAGE

All Phases of Masonry Construction

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631-208-8020

Licensed 631.725.7700 Insured

licensed & Insured

patios • driveways • walkways • steps • pool areas • retaining walls • brick paving stone • bluestone cobblestone • culture stone

631.734.6109

Special

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Moving/Storage

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Interior/Exterior Painting

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Moving/Storage

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• Exterior/Interior Painting • Deck Service • Staining Lic. & Ins. Lic# 44804H • Powerwashing FREE Estimates

631.897.9287

SA

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Sheetrock Repairs

Specializing i n I nterior & E xterior Over 20 Years Experience

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631.722.4057

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OCEAN N STONE

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www.hamptonbrickworks.com andy@hamptonbrickworks.com

Over 20 Yrs Experience

SPECIALIZING IN

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The Original

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631•722•4057

NYS DOT #T-33837 A Bridgehampton Based Company

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cell 631.513.5720

Licensed Insured

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LIC.

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Licensed & Insured

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• Brick Patios & Walkways • Belgian Block • Garden Walls • Pool Coping

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1198763

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Painting/Papering

Interiorr / Exterior

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631-324-5941

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Local & Long Distance Heated Warehouse Packing & Crating Containerized Storage Packing Material Available Piano Experts NYC Specialists Weekly City Runs

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DESIGN & CONSTRUCTION

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1198570

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1198910

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631•351•4089

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516.702.4674 1199122

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Painting/Papering

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KAPLAN

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631-696-8150

631-730-8506

1198823

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1198766

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631-790-2399

Plumbing

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CLAUDIO’S PAINTING CORP.

Licensed

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Pools & Spas

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A&M

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Plumbing & Heating

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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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AQUAMAN

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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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www.nardypest.com

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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631-287-4888

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631.725.6200

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631.838.3137 631.902.3287

If You’re a Handyman Looking To Do Work This Summer, Advertise Your Services in Dan’s

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(OME 3ERVICES Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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Power Washing

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Specializing in Property Maintenace

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Openings

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631-345-0711 Ins.

1198717

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$200 Pool Opening Service

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Power Washing

631-736-7214

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• Quality Service • Dependable & Reliable • Cedar • Vinyl Siding • Licensed & Insured

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INS.

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Domestic/ Personal Assistant Housekeeper needed. Must be available for live-in service in NYC Wednesday to Sunday. Tasks include cooking, cleaning, and other duties as assigned. Also, seeking 2 individuals for cleaning, driving, gardening, and handiwork at Hamptons location. Applicants must like dogs. Smoke free environment. Legal working papers required. To schedule an appointment, please call 516.365.2065.

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Live-in, Experienced professional couple wanted to care for Southampton estate. Housekeeping, Serving, Butler, Cooking, etc. Must be legal. Health Benefits plus Car. Call Marsha at 212-956-2221 or fax resume to 212-977-9505. Nanny Agency Of The Hamptons and Classic Household Staffing Placing Nannies, Housekeepers, Chefs, Couples, Estate Managers & Drivers. Serving The Hamptons & NYC Since 1995. Summer and Year Round. nannyagencyofthehamptons.com

Domestic positions available (631)329-9973 erica@nannyagencyofthehamptons.com

Food/Beverage DOORMEN AND SECURITY PROFESSIONALS NEEDED For high- end Restaurants, Lounges and Nightclubs Best Money Paid Call 212.354.2973 for immediate hire. Family oriented club seeks highly motivated persons for key positions including Bartenders, Cocktail Persons, Bathhouse Attendants, Ocean and Pool Lifeguards, Stewards, Short Order Cooks, Chef's Assistants, Kitchen Personal, Dishwashers and Table Porters. Persons must be neat in appearance, process good communication and people skills, and be team players. Please call for applications and to schedule an interview. 631-283-7123 Floor Staff Tired of those boring part time jobs? Upscale East End Caterer is looking for Experienced Captains, Bartenders and Waiters for our upcoming season. Great pay, flexible hours/ schedules. If you are ready to be very busy and want to be part of an exciting team, call or email resume (631)267-6680 or staffing@hamptonsartofeating.com

HOSTESS for Southampton restaurant needed. Immediate employment. (631)697-4084 Kitchen Staff Party Chefs, cooks, kitchen staff, must have eye for detail, true dedication to preparing local, organic food properly. Upscale East End Caterer hiring experienced, creative people. Call or email resume (631)267-6680 or staffing@hamptonsartofeating.com

Food/Beverage SECURITY PROFFESSIONALS & DOOR PEOPLE Needed For high-end Restaurants, Lounges and Nightclubs Top Money Paid 8 hour Certificate required Call 212.354.2973 for immediate hire.

Health Care MEDICAL ASSISTANT for Alternative Medical Practice in Riverhead. Excellent "IV" skills required. 631-8069164

Part Time

Warehouse PT, organizing, staging, receiving, loss prevention. Potential to grow into FT position. Fax 631-204-9125.

Waitstaff & Bartenders needed for established Hampton Bays Restaurant. Call Irene 631-276-1844

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Health Care

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DIRECT CARE COUNSELORS Working with the MR/DD population . Various shifts including FT/ PT over nights & wknds. Positions available in East Moriches, Smithtown, Manorville, Holbrook, E.Quogue, Eastport, Riverhead, Hampton Bays, Jamesport, Mattituck, Middle Island, Nesconset, Centereach, Southampton and Westhampton. NO EXPERIENCE NEC./ TRAINING AVAILABLE! RESIDENTIAL HAB SPECIALIST Positions available with various families! Families in Watermill, Sag Harbor, Sound Beach, Centereach, Bay Shore, Yaphank, Bridge Hampton, Ronkonkoma, Mastic Beach. A High School Diploma, Valid NYS License / Possess own vehicle. Experience working with the MR/DD population. Interest in instructing the MR/DD population during real life experiences Excellent FT/ PT Benefits package available Paid time-off! Career advancement! Retirement plan and tuition assistance program! All Positions require a NY Valid Driver's License/ HS diploma or GED. Ask about our “FREE� Wellness Programs! “A member of the Suffolk County Employer Assistance Housing Program� 631-878-8868, ext. 551 / 631-878-8999 FAX 60 Montauk Hwy., East Moriches, NY Walk-ins Welcomed or call for appointment Evening & Saturday morning interviews available Equal Opportunity Employer Pre-employment Drug Testing & Fingerprinting Visit our web site @ and complete an online application

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SEASONAL RETAIL SALES OPPORTUNITIES ABS - A leader in contemporary/ designer women's clothing has the following opportunities available at our Westhampton Beach boutique (open May - September)

Merchandise for Sale

Tag/Yard/Estate Sale

Wonderful, like new, Stokke oval crib including mattress with full bedding. $650. Also Alta baby crib (Italian made) with mattress and matching changing table. $650. 646-831-1872 baabbsy@aol.com

Sag Harbor: 40 Rolling Hill Ct East. 4/24 & 4/25, Fri., Sat., 9am-5pm. Large house soldeverything goes! Pine, Oak, Mahogany, pool/ patio furniture, kitchen equipment, tools, china, brick brack, prints all items must be sold at extremely low prices. Come and See! Brick Kiln Rd. to Highview to Rolling Hill.

Merchandise Wanted BUY/ SELL Furniture, Oriental Carpets, Jewelry, Silver, Estate Inventory. 917-825-0551 Email shamoon2167@optonline.net Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition.

Store Manager Will be responsible for developing a strong sales team & driving the business. Must be a strong leader, team builder & motivator with proven ability to meet & exceed sales goals. Min. 3 yrs mgmt exp. in better women's clothing.

Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Sales Associates Must be energetic, self-motivated, able to build relationships & develop a strong client base. Previous retail exp. in better women's clothing preferred.

Generous reward for the recovery and or information of a very sentimental antique hand carved and painted (taupe with light green accent) side board table. 29 1/2 " tall & 41" wide taken out of home. Last seen March 31. 516297-6667

email resume to: hr@absstyle.com reference code: Westhampton

Sales DEVI KROELL High-end luxury designer seeking experienced sales associate for East Hampton store. Competitive salary and benefits. E-mail resume to jobs@devikroell.com reference code 05.

Call 516-639-1490

Lost/Found

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FURNITURE REPAIRS ANTIQUE WORKSHOP Chairs Re-Glued, Caning, Rushing, French Polishing Stripping, Refinishing Antiques Restored Custom Upholstering Seats Recovered Painted Finishes Wood Finishes Repairs of Any Kind Gold & silver leafing Free pick ups & deliveries Kitchen Cabinets Refinishing Wicker/ Rattan Rebuild & Repaint Teak Cleaning/ Oiling CALL JON TODAY!

Classes/Instruction

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ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$. TRAILERS, BOATS, TOOLS. $50- $5,000 (631) 474-3161 DMV# 7099438

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Spring/ Summer opening cleaning. Cleaning under not around for over 15 years. Call VSMC cleaning service @631-745-2598 please leave message

CASH FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT RV's Boats transport or buy Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J'S TOWING Lic. 516-383-4403 Ins.

SPEECH THERAPY sessions available in your home or mine. Call Christine at 631-325-2294 or 917-952-4646.

Financial Services

FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales. Restoration & Service. Repair for your foreign or domestic car. Call Aventura Motors 631-283-8819 www.aventuramotors.com

631-874-0515 718-224-4250

Montauk thru Manhattan

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EAST HAMPTON: Great Moving & Antiques Sale! Saturday, 4/15 (12- 5pm), Sunday 4/26 (82pm). Really nice things: antiques, paintings, furniture, lamps, art books & older art volumes. 45 Gingerbread Lane. Townhouse #45. (631)942-1219 East Hampton/ Springs. Huge Moving Sale Sun. 4/26, 8am-2pm. Tons of furniture, household items, sports equip, tools and more! 26 Crandall, fol-low signs off of Three Mile Har-bor.. (631)495-2681.

Looking for motivated sales people for full or P/T business. 35 yr old NY stock exchange Co., up to $100k potential. All training and support provided. staceybouffard@yahoo.com. Short learning curve. Call Wayne ESTATE/ HOME SALES. We are 631-804-2732 the experts. We know how to do it right. Call Lloyd! 631-325-1819

Situation Wanted

Antiques/Collectibles

Automotive

For Sale Unique one of a kind Hand Bags & Jewelry Sat. May 2nd, 10am- 3pm. 88 Narrow Ln., Southampton (no credit cards)

SEEKING ESTATE MANAGER POSITION: Impeccable ref- PRE-MOVING SALE Saturerences over 15 years experi- day, Sunday 10a- 5p. Antiques, mid-century, sofas, dining table, ence. (516)967-0595. etc. No Junk! 31 Island View sr8843@yahoo.com. Drive East- Brick Kiln to Highview to Island View. Merchandise for Sale (516)729-6729 Mink Coat, dyed, sheared, stand Southampton Village Estate collar, reverse to taffeta. Laser Sale, 49 Pheasant Close West. grooved collar and cuffed trim. off of Narrow Ln. 9-5pm Desize 28 black. Origin "Finland" signer items, rugs, chandeliers, Ben Kahn- Lord & Taylor. 2 yrs. Bric a brac, furniture, tons of deyoung, hardly worn. $3,000. signer clothes for kids and adults. Everything must go. 917-605-0676

70's & 80's Woodcuts signed by Whitney Brooks Hansen. I will be happy to email pics. Prices start at $900 up to $2,500. Please email or call Barry- Cell 781-608-0617 or Home (781)933-7749. bdona83649@aol.com.

JUNK CARS OR TRUCKS GET CASH NOW!! KEVIN'S TOWING (631) 921-3607 dukeboys88@hotmail.com MERCEDES 560 sedan 1991 Black, tan interior. Last of the long wheel base! 17,000 original miles. Like new! $40,000 firm. (631)369-2439

Rocking Horse

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Portraits

516-504-SOLD (7653)

Equine photo division R.S. Productions Digital renditions: • Water Color • Oil Painting • Old Photograph And More... 3723rd@gmail.com 631-236-9059

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Automotive MERCURY VILLAGER 1997 Runs great. Mint. Loaded. See video: www.webeautos.com Must sell! $2,000 negotiable. (516)881-0031

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Business Opportunities Investor Short Term Opportunity with Successful Media CEO 631-523-1212

TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Cleaning A STEP ABOVE HOUSECLEANING. Year round/ seasonal service. Reliable, Experienced, Professional & Courteous. Call Maria 631-839-0368. mariacj7@hotmail.com. A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & Professional Organizer. Personal Service. Experience. Reliability. (631) 725-2128 www.AVSHamptons.com Catherine's Cleaning Year Round Hampton's Housekeeping & Estate Management Serving High End Homes from Southampton to East Hampton. Cell 631-793-1121 www.catherinescleaning.com Cleaning Person Experienced! Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575 Experienced Housekeeper will clean and organize your home. Great references and prices. Lurdes 631-875-3641 Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service Year round/ Seasonal; Residential/ Commercial. Excellent References. Insured & Bonded. Call For A Free Estimate. (631)553-5589 www.jurgitaandharold.com Maria, House Cleaning Service. Reliable, good references. Year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910, 631-727-0862. MARY’S CLEANING Service House- Office- Restaurants Seasonal. Year Round. Cell (516) 641-2666 (516) 690-3726 seaandsun2006@yahoo.es

PET BOUTIQUE

POLISH WOMAN providing FOR SALE. Established pet bou- service For Cleaning, Housetique in Bridgehampton for sale. keeping & Home Companion Fixtures & inventory significant- References & own car. ly discounted. (917)833-6509. 631-591-2220 rkuzmak@gmail.com.

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Classes/Instruction

CASH FOR DEBTS 1st & 2nd Home Mortgages Financing for Business Start Ups & Expansion Guaranteed Loans Available NO FEES ATTACHED! All Credit Accepted. 1-888-238-1397

Flooring FLOORING ANTIQUE flooring: wide plank barn siding and other hardwood flooring. Some beams. Call 631-668-3901

Handyman 631 HANDYMAN Expert Home Repairs and Remodeling. Licensed & Insured. 631-581-6860, 631-894-7629 A Better Job with DR. BOB’S CARPENTRY & HANDYMAN SERVICE House Watching, All Home Improvements, Minor Repairs, Powerwashing, Mildew Removal. Attic & Basement Clean Out Lic'd & Ins'd. 631-723-3459 A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. 631-728-8955 Handyman For Weekends!!! Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday meteogun@hotmail.com Call Mete Cell 631-664-5560

Home Improvements A.M. COMPLETE HOME IMPROVEMENTS Roofing, Siding, Decking, Doors, Windows, Closets, Shelves, Painting, Tree Houses Based in Sag Harbor

(631)276-1666 House Watching HOME WATCH SERVICE Daily/ weekly/ monthly inspection on your investment. Will tailor services to meet your needs. (631)987-2761

Housewatchers of the Hamptons will take care of your home, pets, plants, etc. Handyman services also available. Dependable/ reliable. References. (631)830-3546. winterowl59@optimum.net.

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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$AN S #LASSIFIEDS 2EAL %STATE FOR 2ENT Landscape/Garden 1st CHOICE PROPERTY MANAGEMENT Caretaking; Tree Service; Lawn Care; Spring Clean-up. Economic Climate Reduced Rates. Mike 631-786-3464 MAC LANDSCAPE & ASSOCIATES, INC. Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff. 27 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance (631) 725-1249 WM ESTATE SERVICE Garden and Grounds Lawn Mowing House Watching Other Services Available Upon Request (631) 921-9079

Marine Boat Waxing, washing, compounding, weekly service, interiors, "workingman's wash" $2.99 per foot. Insured & bonded. 631-728-2323

Moving/Storage

Party Services

ALL ABOUT YOU! Professional Wait & Bartending Services Be a Guest At Your Party Leave IT ALL to Us Millie 631-793-9356 Patti 631-553-3518

Summer Rentals

Spring into Summer! Home repairs, damage done by winter, open summer homes, repair/ replace water heaters, outside hose lines, sinks, drains and water heaters. For quality service call 631-455-7130 or 631-254-2423

Pools/Spas PLOVER poolservices.com Weekly Maintenance $55.00 Open/ Close from $250.00 Repairs & Liner Changes Tuesday Service - get 10% off

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Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skylights, gutters, chimneys, architectural, recarpentry, decks, residing, repainting. 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200, 631-288-1850

Nice “move in� truck

Sewing

631-324-5550

Carmen’s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

A1 Painting, Interior & exterior. Painting, staining, power washing. Economic Climate reduced rates. Mike 631-287-1808 ROGER PAINTING Interior & Exterior. Powerwashing. Staining. Window Cleaning. (631)283-2774 roge@hotmail.com

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AMAGANSETT Walk to Ocean Privacy 5 bedrooms, 6 Baths Central Air Conditioning New, professional gourmet kitchen. Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and gardens. Near tennis!

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BEST DEAL IN SAGAPONACK! Chic home on 2.1 lushly landscaped private acres & lawn on quiet street. 3 BRs, 2BAs, study, childproof fence around heated pool, Jacuzzi, open living great room, CAC, close to beach. Monthly $20,000

BRIDGEHAMPTON-Central yet secluded, 50 foot pool/hot tub. Weekly $4,000/ + AugLD $24,000

July - LD $38,000 MD - LD $40,000 Must see! (917)865-9917

WATER MILL BIG Contemporary, pool, tennis $86,000 WATER MILL-Tennis, pool, privacy $42,000 HAMPTON REAL ACQUISITIONS (631)899-3636 (310)740-6367

Bridgehampton 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. MD-LD $49,000. (Also avail monthly) 917-690-8346 Bridgehampton: 3 bedroom charming 1920s farmhouse. Beautiful gardens, patio, very private. Walk to town. MD- LD $25,900. 631-537-2627

Bridgehampton 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great home: Pool, Large Deck, Pretty July $33,000 Landscaping. Lots of lawn! TerAugust $40,000 rific Master Suite (Double JacuzJune or Sept $7,500 weekly zi). 2-story Great Room (Beamed Ceiling). Minutes 631-267-2028 Hampton Classic, Sag Harbor, 802-824-8439 Ocean Beaches. MD- LD: $39,000. July- LD $37,000. AMAGANSETT 4 bedroom, Shorter/ longer periods possible. 3.5 baths, in-ground pool, walk 917-797-8838 to bay, short ride to beach, avail monthly, June, July, & firs 2 Bridgehampton 1 BR suite. weeks of Sept. 201-320-2044 Beautifully furnished w/ private entrance, marble bath. All amenities inclusive. Available AMAGANSETT now on gentleman's horse farm. Hidden Gem. 1 or 2 $1,250/ month. No pets, no bedrooms on the Ocean, smoking. Single or double ocPool. Walk to town. cupancy. House (631)537-9149 Short term rentals. Cell (201)522-3143 (631)267-8121 Oceandunes.net Bridgehampton 4 bedroom, 3 Amagansett: Sandy Beach- bath, fireplace, cac, huge deck, Front, Napeague Harbor, nature Conveniently located between preserve, boat mooring. For sale Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor. or rent by owner. Pics@ No smoking / No pets. MD- LD w w w . p a u l c a l a b r o . c o m $25,000 see Corcoran web # 68741 for photos. 516-756-1774 646-369-4106. 516-330-7555 AMAGANSETT WALK TO OCEAN Bright, cheery 3 bedroom, 2 bath Large decks MD- LD $18,000 (631) 267-3326

Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000

Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)722-4096 www.liny-cottages.com

BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Beautiful 1 BR Cottage, French Doors, Beamed Ceilings, Walk to Town; Close to Beach MD- LD $13,000 516-658-5728

Bridgehampton Beach House. Close to Ocean Beaches & Villages. Very private, 4 BDRM, 3 bath beach house with a large yard & heated pool. Many extras. See pics at www.hamptonsbeachouse.com. $32,000 Memorial to LD. $29,000 July to Labor Day. $18,000 July. $16,000 August, or $40,000 yearly. Call John at 917-579-9194

BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Historic Halsey House Furnished, Antiques through out One acre compound 6 BR, 3.5 BA'S, 2 spas, heated pool, walk to bus & train. $79k MD - LD 201-213-0220

SAG HARBPR, Gorgeous interior 5/ 3/ pool, $38,000 SAG HARBOR-Walk to bay, fenced yard $17,000 or Yearly/ $24,000

EAST HAMPTON Immaculate home Tastefully furnished Private setting, 3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with ground level office and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings, great for entertaining. Master bedroom suite on separate floor with balcony and loft area. French doors in living room overlook heated pool, deck, and beautiful landscaping. Teak furniture on outdoor dining deck with Weber gas grill. Fireplace, central air, central vac. TV's with Cable/VCR/DVD and cable modem in office. Indoor/outdoor sound system. MD- LD. $35,000 917-375-3915 EAST HAMPTON 1 Bedroom cottage, AC, steps to bay beach, outdoor shower. Newly renovated, lovely, affordable summer retreat. Season $10,500 (917)714-6432 (631)267-6413

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East Hampton 4 BR, 4 baths, 3,600 sq.ft. 5 minute walk to Bay. $40k Season. Year round available. Also for Sale $1.325m Owner financing available. Elias (631)324-1295 EAST HAMPTON Brand new 1 or 2 BR apt, 2 BR includes laundry, furnished, private entrance/ parking, Wi-Fi cable/ flat screen. No smoking. MD- LD, 1 BR $9,500. 2 BR $13,500. 646-729-6875

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access. www.besteasthampton.com

MD- LD $35,000 July $15,000 August- LD $19,000 Owner: patpramer@aol.com

East Hampton Dune Alpin Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, central air. pool and tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to Red Horse. MD- LD $35,000 Owner 212-228-9678 631-537-7519 East Hampton Private wooded acre. SLEEK AND SEXY 4 bedroom contemporary, 3 marble baths. master with Jacuzzi, light filled 40 foot great room with stone fireplace and soaring ceilings. Stainless Viking Kitchen, 20 x 50 heated pool with outdoor shower, 1.5 miles to town. Brokers welcome. Full season $40,000. May $10,000. June $10,000. July $15,000, August $20,000 September $10,000. Call Jeff (646)831-1567

East Hampton: Northwest Contemporary House. 4 Bedroom 3 Bath. Grass Galore, Swings, Treehouse, separately fenced pool, private. Central Air. Multi-level decking. Outdoor Shower. Summer $39,000. AugLD $19,000, July $15,000, MD- EAST HAMPTON: Open plan June $10,000. Year round option. 2 bedroom, 2 bath house on 1 wooded acre in Springs. 2,000 (212)787-1762. sq. ft. of glass. Lap pool and kflehinger@yahoo.com. outdoor shower. Premium kitchEast Hampton: Deluxe house. 3 en and baths. CAC. Wired for BR, 2 bath, heated pool w/ at- stereo and all cable services. tached Jacuzzi, waterfall, electri- July $11,500. August $13.500. cal gates, CAC, deck, garage. AugustLD $23,500. 631-374-4872 (212)966-0865 www.bgnp.net

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2EAL %STATE FOR 2ENT EAST HAMPTON Gorgeous Large one bedroom duplex apartment. If quality and thread count matter, must see designer decorated living room, dining area, flat screen TV, 1-1/2 baths, washer dryer, AC, Hardwood floors throughout overlooking pool & English gardens with koi pond. Plenty of privacy, use of pool. Walk to everything. No smoking, No pets. July - August or MD-LD Call Carol at 631-329-0270 East Hampton Lion's Head private beach, 40 Bay Inlet Rd. Open bay, magnificent views. Mint 4 BR, 3.5 baths, den & fplc. MD- LD $80k. 917-660-1941

Summer Rentals East Hampton, Springs: Perfect summer retreat. Bright 3 bedroom , 2 bath with one Jacuzzi tub. 2 living rooms, skylights, fireplace, piano. New appliances Very private, fabulous landscaping,heated pool, outdoor hot tub and shower. Brick patio, weber gas grill, hammock. All amenities. See it you will rent! July $9,000. August 1- Labor Day $10,900. No smoking. 646-522-4992, 917-837-8711

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East Hampton/ Sag Harbor contemporary saltbox in private wooded setting. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, lovely heated pool, CAC, fireplace. extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. Season $25,000. 212-560-2203 Long Season Available East Hampton Stunning 1 level Large Modern home. Unbelievable deal! Designer Decorated. 3 Bedroom Suites. New, Gorgeous Heated Pool, Huge Deck on 1 Private Landscaped Acre. MD- LD $48,000 or monthly. www.vrbo.com/99426 516-676-7779 or 516-448-2321

East Quogue Secluded 4 bedroom, 2 bath, inground heated pool, Hartru tennis, 1+ acres, CAC. MD- LD $25k. July- LD $20k. Owner (203)451-2081 EAST QUOGUE Waterfront Charming cottage with dockage to 35' boat, easy access to Shinnecock Bay. 3 bedrooms, luxury bath/ Jacuzzi. MD- LD $12,000; MD- June $3,000; July or August $4,000. (631)742-4940 East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Beach, Dock, Private Furnished Rooms from $2,300 total. MD September 15th. 631-728-9835 www.caffreyhouse.com (AVE A SUMMER RENTAL $AN S WILL HELP YOU RENT YOUR SUMMER

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Quogue: South Highway. 2 BR cottage, pool, W/D, walk/ town, bike/ beach: $12,000 MD- LD or monthly. Owner 212-381-3223 S O UT HA M PT O N

Remsenburg New Construction, high-end rental. Designer furnished, 4 en-suite br's, 5 baths, private, pristine and perfect for entertaining. Heated pool. MD- LD $60k. or monthly.

Magnificent Waterview Contemporary just 300 ft from Private Peconic Bay Beach. 3 BR’s, 2 bath, 2nd story deck, outside shower. $6k June $8k July $10k Aug Also for sale.

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Hampton Bays: Contemporary. 3 br, 2ba, heated pool. Showplace. East Hampton Village- 5 bed- Extended Season $35,000.00 room, 2 living rooms, walk to town, brand new, central a/c, rear East Quogue: Hideaway. 3 br, 2 deck, big yard. Great value. ba, pool, jacuzzi, sauna, gardens. Summer $25k. Owner MD- Sept 30th $35,000. 516-635-8437 EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE Short walk to town. Private. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths. Hot Tub. MD- LD $17,000 (631)267-3366

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Quogue – Oceanfront quaint four bedroom two bath charmer, $30,000.00 July $40,000.00 August.

East Hampton: very clean 3/4 bedroom single family home, 2 baths, 1.5 miles to Amagansett/ East Hampton village, CAC, dog friendly, wood stove, perennial gardens. Very private. $2,700 monthly plus utilities. Summer rental possible. 631-907-2947

East Quogue: 1910 quaint farmhouse, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet street, 1 block from Bay, 15 minutes to Ocean beach, updated kitchen. East Hampton. Log Home. 4 Available weekly, monthly, seaPlus Bedrooms, 3 baths. Includes sonal. Owner (570)224-6773 separate apartment. Heated pool, near Village. July- LD $18,000 East Quogue, 2 Br, Waterfront or Monthly. 516-445-8683. community Cottage, pool, beach, deck, air conditioning, cable, East Hampton newly built laundry room, dock fishing, near furnished 4 bedroom, 3 bath, beaches. Long season. $11,000 heated inground pool, eat in 631-653-4868 kitchen, living room, dining room, laundry room, CAC, fireplace, 2 car garage Flexible East Quogue Beautiful, immaculate 1 acre, 4 BR, 4 bath, terms. 516-779-0710 CAC, gym with sauna, heated pool, hot tub, tennis, basketball, East Hampton: newly renovated, rec room with pool table. Photos landscaped, 5 BR, 3 Bath, Hands upon request. MD- LD $45,000. Creeks Harbor contemporary, caMonthly rates available. Owner thedral ceilings, skylights, firehudsonshouse@optonline.net. place, wrap around deck, pool. (516)241-0997

East Hampton Northwest Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Asking $12,000. MD- LD. (631)324-4979

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Jean Carbone Hampton Bays Adorable 2 BR Real Estate, Inc. cottage, bay view & 2 min walk 61 Montauk Highway to bay beach. Screened porch, Quogue stone patio, outdoor shower, new 631-653-4197 kitchen bath, DW, WD. Suitable Jeancarbonerealestate .com for four. Sorry, no groups/ pets. $15,000 LONG SEASON. 5/15- 9/15 Call 917-414-1837. Quogue – Four bedroom three bath contemporary, heated pool See video: http://www. photoshow.com/watch/Fn4MA8nF with child safe fencing, all weather tennis court, $28,000.00 August-LD

East Quogue: Professionally decorated seaside 3 br, 2 ba ranch. Fireplace, large deck walk to the village and bay. $19,000. Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom condo, pool, tennis, deck, washer/ dryer, AC. $9,500 MD- LD. 516-946-6912 Hampton Bays large 2 BR, 2 Bath, Waterview condo, full/ partial, MD- LD. 201-602-0912 Artsylisa@optonline.net Hampton Bays: Waterfront, dock space, 2 BR's, furnished, w/d, tennis, pool. MD- LD $9,000. 772-486-0484, 772-4860566. bedrock1645@yahoo.com Hampton Bays WATERFRONT SPECTACULAR VIEWS, SHINNECOCK BAY. 4 BR's, heated pool, hot tub, paddle tennis, 2 miles to ocean, sits on 5 acre Nature Preserve- privacy. $60k MD - LD dhkhamptons.com 631-875-6226

Quogue – Charming waterfront home, three plus bedrooms, two baths, ROW to ocean, Remsenburg Best Deal! Charming 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, heated $48,000.00 MD-LD. pool, AC, June 1- LD $20k, July Call Mattituck 4 BR, 2.5 baths, pool, $8k, August $10k. water access, kayak, walk to 646-242-5352 beaches/ Town, June $7,500, July $8,500. (516)805-7785 Remsenburg secluded retreat. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths on canal with Montauk, Ditch Plains: Walk private dock, wrapped deck, to beach. Furnished 1 bedroom dead end street. $20,000 MDapartment. No pets, no smokers. LD. (571)274-8686 MD- LD $7,000 (utilities included). (917)783-3979 Sag Harbor Spectacular Water Montauk's best kept secret! (2) Front with private beach on PeDitch Plains ocean view condo conic Bay, 180 degree views, trailer units- Seasonal MD- LD brand spanking new $20,000 or yearly $30,000. For contemporary with 25 ft clear more info and photos go to: story windows facing water. w w w . c h a m p e y . o r g breathtaking glass circular dou631-804-8048 ble height stair, 7 beds 8.5 baths,Waterside 40 x 20 infinity Morley Agency edge pool and hot tub. steam 38 Hampton Road room, double appliances, 3 story Southampton elevator, kitchen attached green631/283-8100 house filled with flowering orwww.morleyagency.com chids, gym, 3 car garage, year round $550,000. MD-LD Southampton – Waterview $350,000 Cell 646-232-9000 Condo in Waterfront Complex! Harbor views, pool and tennis, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, solarium, deck, central air. MD – LD $20,000

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Southampton Waterfront Pristine Peconic views. Gateway to the Hamptons, 5 BR’s , 4 baths, den, exercise area, CAC/ heating, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house, basketball court. Boat Mooring MD- LD $75K July- LD $65K Monthly/ Weekly Available (631)204-0202 (516)857-1795 Sag Harbor: Entire upstairs, cathedral ceilings, skylights, large master bedroom, fireplace. 35foot deck. $16K MD- LD. www.hillsideavenuerentals.com 631-899-3876 WESTHAMPTON Beautiful 4 bdrm w/ waterview, boat dock, Heated Pool, Jacuzzii. Very Private MD- LD $53,000 partial season avail. 917-592-6939

Southampton - Private Contemporary Retreat! Light, bright relaxed one-level living, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, heated pool. MD – LD $38,000

Water Mill - Nifty Farmhouse on Oversize Acre! French doors Hampton Bays: Waterfront to spacious deck, 4 bedrooms, 3 Very secluded 3 bedroom plus baths, central air, heated pool. loft house on Peconic Bay. PriMD – LD $50,000 vate beach adjacent to nature preserve.†Spectacular sunsets. 2 Water Mill - South of Highway baths, central air, washer/ dryer, with Heated Pool and Tennis! kayaks. Available MD- LD Light, bright contemporary, 5 $24K.†Monthly rental possible. bedrooms, 4.5 baths, central air. Call (718)499-8079.†Location MD – LD $89,000 photos can be e-mailed. NOYAC HOUSE SHARE NOYAC: PECONIC BAY WATERVIEWS! With beach VIEWS. New 4400sf luxury and pool- $45K or $35K per home with heated gunite pool room, double occupancy. and private beach in exclusive (203)918-9489 neighborhood. May 22- June 28, $30K. June 30- Aug 2, $35K. Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, Aug 4- Sept 8, $40K. Contact south highway, bike to village, (203)987-4600 beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. $13,000. 631-653-8750 MONTAUK Ditch Plains vacation rental by the sea. Week or Quogue- Dune Rd Ocean monthly. Available May- Sep- heated pool/ 24/7 guard Apt. tember. 2 BR, W/ D, deck, cable, Rental $10,500- Maypool. Montauk Shores Condo- labor day modern, great viewsminium. Owner 631-902-0399 Jean 631-288-6100 631-581-6541 jean@hamptonproperties.com

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2EAL %STATE FOR 2ENT Summer Rentals SAG HARBOR/ SOUTHAMPTON Famous Writer’s Paradise. Walls of glass, 3 BR, 3 BTH, 50’ heated lap pool, decks galore, very private. MDLD $31,000. June $10,000. July $11,000. August $12,000 917-520-5292

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Sag Harbor: August thru Labor Day. Immaculate, 5 yr old home, 516-729-7000 4 BR, 3.5 bath, central air, inground heated pool, private bayfront community, mooring Sag Harbor Waterfront Large available, no pets, no smoking. 1BR . Pool, hot tub, and dock. Contact: Joann 516-659-8704 MD- LD (long season available) Walk to town and tennis Sag Harbor Bay Point "Key $13,600. 646-594-4244 West sunsets," fabulous light filled beautifully furnished new contemporary, endless water views, heated pool, limestone patio, double height LR, fireplace, wet bar, den. 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, CAC, w/d. $79,000 season, $40,000 June- July, $39,000 August. 917-825-0603 Sag Harbor Bay View Rental Brand new in exclusive community (North Hampton Shores), 4 BR's, 4.5 baths. Great waterviews, pool and private beach. $85K- May 22(MD) to Sept. 8(LD) or $45K half season. (203)918-0113 Sag Harbor designer cottage Pond front 2 rooms available, each with own bath, A/c, cable. Kitchen & outdoor privileges, 1st room $5,000, 2nd room $6,500 season. Longer season available. 516-974-5554

SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT Pool, Deep Water Dock 4 BR, 3 Bth CAC Avail Weekly $4000 or Monthy July/ Aug 516-729-7000

Southampton 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landscaped, immaculate! $3,000 weekly or $11,000 monthly. Call: (631)283-4583 or Cell: (631)807-7907

SOUTHAMPTON Close to village. Heated pool, guest cottage, landscaped grounds, gates / (FP). 4 bed/ 4 bath, Gourmet cooking, finished basement, Pond/ Japanese bridge. Direct/ Owner 75 K for the season 917-273-8710 Marilyn

Sag Harbor, X- Large Bright White Studio Apt 22' x 22' Loft like w/ tall ceilings. Across from Beach & close to Village. Wireless internet cable, electric, and A/ C all included. Fully fur- Southampton Country cottage. nished. MD- LD $8,500. 1 bedroom with large great room 631-842-0482 & kitchen. Wood floors, cathedral ceiling. MD- LD $15,000. No Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515 Sagaponack South Southampton Immaculate, Parsonage Ln. tastefully furnished studio apt. on Historic farm. Large, beautiful, manicured 1 BR, LR, EIK, full bath, home. Private entrance, bath, private deck & yard, fully garden. CAC. Kitchenette. Difurnished. 1 mile to ocean. recTV. Season $14,500. 631-283-8613 May 1- June 30 $2,900.

Sag Harbor near beach, near village. 1 bedroom loft: MDOwner (631)786-5385 LD $10,000. 2 bedroom July & August $14,000. 2 bedroom share $600 weekly. Extended SOUTHAMPTON: Just outseason available. 516-459-9598 side village, 4 bed, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool on private, landSag Harbor: Studio bedroom. scaped acre. Skylights, chef's Private entrance, refrigerator, mi- kitchen, newly furnished. Extencrowave, cable TV. MD- LD sive decking. Available August$6000, longer season available. LD $30k. (917)837-2909 203-685-5759. SOUTHAMPTON Secluded Estate, ultimate privacy 8 BedSAG HARBOR rooms, 4.5 Baths, Heated pool/ Studios, 1 BR's Jacuzzi, 2 acres. 516-496-2339 Weekly/ Monthly/ Yr Rd rates available Southampton Starting @ $1000/ month Village South Incl Cable, Internet Walk to OCEAN, 631-725-7200 Restaurants. Renovated 2BR Sag Harbor Village Also cottage. YEAR ROUND at Jitney stop. 1 June to Sept. $2,975/weekly bed with study, share kitchen, (212)786-2562 w/d. Stylish living, dining room, m@re-int.com patio. No fee. $10,800 May through October. $1,200 plus utilities year round. Southampton 4 bedroom, 3 bath, great room, large kitchen, (917)763-6663 heated pool, large deck, cac, near town & beach. MD- LD $35,000 Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st 917-520-4595 floor newly renovated apt in heart of Historic district walk to SOUTHAMPTON: PERFECT all, no smoking/ pets. Long sea- 2009 SUMMER RENTAL!!! son $17,000. 631-725-1743 Contemporary 4 bedrooms, 2.5 Sag Harbor Village Room/ home short season 3- 4 mos. $1,450 mo, yr $950 mo. 212-213-4365

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baths, Large kitchen, Heated, 20x40 pool, Huge deck w/ BBQ CAC, fireplace, and more. A MUST SEE! MD- LD: $27,000. Please call 917-535-5853

SOUTHAMPTON New Townhouse Community Beautifully Furnished Near Beaches & Village Master Suite on 1st floor 3 Bedrooms + Loft, 2.5 Baths, Garage, Private Patio Pool & Playground MD - LD $30,000

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Southampton, Tuckahoe Coveted area overlooking Southampton Golf Course. 3 -4 BR, 3 bath, renovated (2007) traditional. All amenities, fireplace, CAC, gourmet kitchen, cathedral ceilings, great room, htd pool, deck, covered porch, patio, 2 car garage. Close to bay and ocean beaches, shops, and minutes to Southampton Village. August: $45K. Contact by e-mail. photos will be sent. RBasini@aol.com

Wainscott East Hampton Near Ocean, Pool, Maid, Chef. Top Floor. $20K Summer or $24K Year, or Another $10K Summer, or $14,400 Year 631-537-3068 artherzog@aol.com

Southampton Village - Classic and Charming. 4 BR, 2 BA. Heated Gunite Pool and Hot Tub. Off Elm St. Walk to Main St. and Ocean. $49,000 Memorial Day to Labor Day. Extended WAINSCOTT SOH Walk to season avail. Owner beach and Jitney. One level (917) 287-5207. decorator furnished, 52 inch flat screen TV, gourmet kitchen, 4 BRs, 4 Bas, CAC, Jacuzzi, finSouthampton Village ished lower level w/ 80 inch TV, poolhouse with bedroom/ bathNew home room, heated pool, hot tub. Will 4 BR's, 4 baths, CAC, pool, child proof pool. MD- LD tennis, walk to all. $65,000, July $30,000, August 1/2 mile to ocean. $40,000. (917)929-8336 (212)628-5944 MD - LD $55,000 (516)818-7496 Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful 1 and 2 bedroom apartments, completely furnished, each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Cable, internet included. Available MD- LD. No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870 Southampton- Walk to beach, IGP, 3 BRs + Queen Convertible & Futon, 2 Baths, Outdoor Shower, Fireplace, Cathedral Ceiling, W/D, A/C, MD- LD $20,000 Owner: H 631-421-1851 C 917-445-7351 See Webcast Moore.DYNALIAS.Net Southampton/ Water Mill, 700 sq. ft. studio overlooking patio & pool. Includes all utilities. Long Season, $9,500. 516-808-2234

Call Lisa, R.E. (no fee) 631-793-7329 Southampton Newly renovated home on 1 acre; 3 BR, 1.5 Baths, EIK, LR w/ Fireplace, Den and 2 Car Garage. In-ground Pool and decks in yard. Summer -$25k, Yr Rd- $2k mo. Call Charlie at 516-359-9387. Southampton post modern, 4 bedroom 3 bath, CAC, heated pool, first floor master, cathedral ceilings on a cul-de-sac. MDLD $42k. (516)532-7148 Southampton, Roses Grove, Bright and Airy Contemporary, Cathedral Ceilings, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 1 block from Peconic Bay Beach, Large Deck, property 0.5 acres, July- LD $15.000, LD- all Sept $5000, by Owner 631-283 4058 718-352-5992 Southampton Village: Charming 2 BR's +, 1 bath cottage. $20,500 season. $1,650 monthly before/ after. (917)859-9989

WAINSCOTT HIDEAWAY Close to beaches & shopping. Pristine & private. Surrounded by miles of hiking/ biking. 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, heated pool, CAC, pond with waterfall. MD- LD $25,000 Also Available Monthly (631)813-7998

SOUTHAMPTON: WATERFRONT, SUMMER RENTAL May 18- Sept 13, $6,875. Furnished, 400 sq. ft. studio. Full Kitchen, Full Bath, Walk in Closet. Twin bed plus Twin sofa bed. Ceiling Fans. Backyard w/ BBQ. 3.5 Acre Co-op Property on Shinnecock Bay. Pool. Laundry on Premises. No pets. References Required. 917-685-8203 judgingcrater@yahoo.com SOUTHAMPTON WATERVIEW Charming cape on very private acre. 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bath, CAC, fenced in yard, outdoor shower, heated gunite pool, perennial garden, steps to private beach. Spectacular sunsets! August- LD $30k, Sept., Oct. available. View photos online at

Water Mill 2 bedroom, 2 bath newly renovated cottage. Inground pool, 2 patios, CAC, on large farm with great views. Media/ recreation room with HDTV, tennis privileges on private hydro court.

Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. July- LD $225,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell Westhampton 5 bedroom, 5 bath, pool, tennis court, basketball, CAC, walk to train. MDLD $36,000 631-764-8045

MD- LD $29,500 (631)726-4477 Water Mill Charming cottage, recently renovated. Swimming pool, 2 BR, 2 Baths, A.C. HDTV. Available June 17 through Labor Day ($25,500) or through September ($26,500). Call 726-4477.

Westhampton Beach New 5 bedrooms, 5 bath. Heated pool plus child fence. Season $29,900. July $12,900. August $13,900. (917)617-1235 Westhampton Beach 2 bedroom furnished, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $30,000 season. $849,000 for sale. (631)462-1151

Westhampton Beach BARGAIN, Studio on the bay, tennis, pool, restaurant, salon, spa & beach on premises. Have Water Mill Compound, 5 bed- a great time! $6,500 mo. $17,500 room, 5 bath, farmhouse,1 bed- MD- LD Linda 845-558-1889 room cottage, pool house, pool, good location July- LD $70,000 WESTHAMPTON BEACH: Also avail private setting water OCEANFRONT: 5 bedroom, 3 views, 6 bed, 7 bath, pool and baths, CAC, hot tub. MD- LD tennis, $120,000 631-726-5352 $50,000. June $15,000. July WATERMILL 7 BR suites each with bath, 8.5 baths, heated pool, tennis, 7,800 sq. ft., 5 acre gated estate. $100,000 under market value MD- LD $175,000. July- LD $165,000. (516)818-7496 WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overlooking ocean; pool; gym; long season.

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$23,000. August $25,000. Owner 914-646-1587 Westhampton: great 4 BR, 3 bath, air conditioned, heated pool, private acre, cable TV, internet. Season $22,500. Owner, 631-288-6458 or 212-375-9100 Westhampton Immaculate 4 bedroom, 2.5 baths, All Weather tennis court, with basketball, heated pool, jacuzzi, basement lounge with arcade room. Internet, garage, central air. Gated backyard on wooded 1 acre . No Pets please June $12k July $18k By Owner 917-733-0675

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EAST HAMPTON Brand new 1 or 2 BR apt, 2 BR includes laundry, furnished, private entrance/ parking, Wi-Fi cable/ flat screen. No smoking. 1 BR $1,500, 2 BR $2,000 monthly. 646-729-6875

Shelter Island Studio apartment available immediately. Single occupancy. Completely furnished, includes electric, cable, heat. No smoking, no pets. References required, First, last, security. $900 mo. 631-749-1687

East Hampton Village: 3 BR, 1.5 baths, 2 car garage, w/d, fireplace. Excellent schools. (917)696-7916

Southampton/ North Sea Near Bay 2 BR's, office, full bath, all appliances, open kitchen/ dining/ living room, fplc, 1 car garage, no smoking/ pets. 1st, last, security, references. $1,875 + utilities. Available May. 631-379-6444

CAC, Jacuzzi. 3,000 sq. ft., newly constructed garden apartment, patio, fireplace, $1,500 per month includes heat, TV, internet 631-902-9980

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BRIDGEHAMPTON NORTH YEAR ROUND RENTAL

FOR SUMMER $$$ Centrally located between Bridgehampton & Sag Harbor (SH School District) 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths. CAC. Newly renovated. Heated 20x40 Pool. Finished basement. 2.2 Acres.

$50k Also for sale.

(917)855-4605 CENTER MORICHES/ MANORVILLE 3 Bedroom 2 FBth contemp, newly updated, fpl, Jacuzzi, landscaped, pond, waterfall. $2,000 +utilities. (631)878-6789 EA ST

QUOGUE

5 Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths. Furnished or Unfurnished. CAC, Pool, Deck Soaring Cathedral Contemporary, Bright $2,500 per month year round.

East Quogue. 3 br, 2 ba ranch. $1,950.00

HA M PT O N BAY S WATERFRONT Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $695/ Month Unfurnished $775/ Month Furnished $200 Weekly Furnished $75 Daily Furnished For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 Southampton Village, 3 BR home, use of LR, kitchen & yard, near train station. July & Aug., $5,000. (631)235-6751 Springs: 1 BR, share kitchen/ LR/ washer/ dryer/ yard/ garden. Utilities included $1,200 monthly. (631)604-1024

WESTHAMPTON 4 bedroom SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE house, pool, private bath, $850/ 3 bedrooms, 1 bath. Clean, month includes all. East Quogue 2 bedroom apart- walking distance to Village. (631)805-7273 utilities included. ment, like new, private entrance. $1,900 No pets, no smoking. $1,400/ (516)658-2749 Shares month. Available June 1. Call Wainscott, East Hampton: BedNYC Lower 5th. Magnificent Tom (631)278-5872 room Wing Bath, Separate En- apartment share. Mature woman FLANDERS: 3 bedroom, 2 trance, Near Ocean, Maid, Pool, seeks same. Large bedroom, pribath. Kitchen, living room. etc. $1,200/ month or Another vate bathroom. $2,000/ month. 631-537-3068. bettybllc@aol.com $2,000 monthly. (516)658-2749 artherzog@aol.com Hampton Bays: apt, private entrance, furnished 1 BR newly renovated $1,200 includes utilities. Security, references. (631)926-0608 Riverhead- Waterfront. Bring your Boat! 4 BR, 3.5 baths, on navigable Peconic River, possible mother/ daughter. Close to Hamptons, Vineyards, Golf Course. Renovated house with deepwater dock slip available. Maintenance included. $2,100$2,300 per month. 516-250-2277

Riverhead Willow Ponds Condo 2+ BR’s, 2.5 bath, Pond View, CAC, gas heat, unfurnished, full basement, garage. Heated Pool & Tennis. No Pets. Walk-way to Private L.I. Sound Beach $1,750 monthly Year- round (516) 662-4365 Sag Harbor/ Noyac: 3 bedroom, 2 bath, unfurnished. All appliances. Private road. $2,200/ month. (631)475-7299 Sag Harbor: Studio on pond, walk to village, cable, internet, laundry, kayak. $900 monthly includes utilities. (516)521-5618

Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st floor, newly renovated apt in heart of Historic district, walk to Sag Harbor: Light and bright. all, no smoking/ pets. $1,600 Wonderfully renovated, spacious monthly. (631)725-1743 1 or 2 bedroom apartments. Washer/ dryer, dishwasher. Easy Sag Harbor. Year round. 1 BR, walk to town. $1,525; $1,950. LR, EIK, $1,300. Including utilities. No pets. 516-551-2201 References. 631-725-7189 (631) 902-9980

Southampton Village, 3 bedroom 2 bath, new kitchen, sun room, w/d, private. $2,700 monthly or MD- LD $25,000. 516-835-9190

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Water Mill: 3 BR, 2 bath, frplce, w/d, large deck, available May 1. Asking $2,300 monthly. (610)603-0636

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SAG HARBOR OFFICE 2nd Floor Main Street Office. 900 sq. ft. + deck. Excellent condition. Call 631-678-2460

EAST QUOGUE West End Avenue 9- 4, Sunday May 4. 2 bedroom waterview cottage, excellent condition, CAC, private beach, boat slip, walk to town, bike to ocean. First year taxes paid. Principals only! Email: homes34sale@verizon.net

SAG HARBOR VILLAGE COMMERCIAL SPACE Across from SH Police Sta Retail 500 sf to 1900 sf Office Units up to 1000 sf With Private Parking Lot Heated storage units up to 700 sf Storage Garage Units 1 to 2 Cars All above units adjacent & can be combined 516-729-7000

SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Free Standing 1250 sq ft Village Business Zoned @ Main St./ Onsite Pkg $3,250/ Monthly or For Sale @ $875K 516-729-7000

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Homes *** BEST OFFER *** Hampton Bays Over sized Ranch. Turn Key Furnished, 4 BR, 2 bath, 2.5 car garage, heated gunite pool. Recent upgrades. Much More... Owner (631)728-0868 Cell (631)278-5366 Brokers Welcomed Bridgehampton 195 Hildreth Ave. South of the Hwy. Walk to town and transportation. House and lot, can demo or refinish. 2 BR with 3 baths (1,400 sq. ft.). Lot: 11,600 sq ft., Approx 80x153. Owner has approved permits with stamped drawings available for new construction of custom built one family, 2 story home, 4 BR’s and 3 baths with garage.

Hampton Bays, Southampton. Looking for Waterfront Rental last 2 weeks August, first week September. 3 bedrooms. Heat3 BR Ranch, Large Deck, Beau- ed Pool Essential! tiful Views, Summer rental (917)742-1396 For Sale by Owner. Weekly Rentals $2800 mo plus utilities, year $1,850,000. round rental $1600 mo plus Bridgehampton utilities. 847-421-5581 or ROOM WANTED Private chef Beach Development with regular clients in SouthampBrand New 630-319-3395 (718)523-5656 ton seeks room on Saturday Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 nights from MD weekend- LD. full bth on 6 acres. Heated guLand Please call Greg at EAST HAMPTON: Barnes nite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basLanding Renovated 1,800 sq ft (917)771-6533 or email: Jean Carbone ketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, Post Modern on Landscaped shy ghunin@aol.com Real Estate, Inc. DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 1/2 acre Large LR, fpl, 3 BR, 2 61 Montauk Highway BR, 5 Bth house avail with all SOUTHAMPTON/ SAG HAR- Bth, CAC, 2 Decks, Pool $675K Quogue, NY amenities. Wkly or wknds BOR for July 17-20 for 4 Adults/ mdmprez@gmail.com 631-653-4197 Owner 212-579-4964 2 children. Must have 2 full www.theresidencesof.com Jeancarbonerealestate .com East Hampton village fringe. 3 baths. 718-473-1853 bedroom, 2 bath, private yard. Shinnecock Hills Brand new Quogue – South of Quogue Half acre. $565,000. Appointapartments. Walk to water. All Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime loment 631-897-2151. Classified Dept amenities. $1,000 studio. cation, $1,200,000.00 $1,200 1 bedroom. open 5 days! Quogue – South of Montauk (631)377-1110 -AKE 9OUR !D 3TAND /UT Highway, 1 acre building lot in M-F 8:30am-6pm !DD ONE OF OUR MANY BANNERS multi million dollar neighbor, Condos/Co-Ops 631-537-4900 $2,100,000.00 #ALL FOR INFO Westhampton Beach 1 bedroom, 1 bath Condo in town, Quogue – 1 acre building lot in subdivision, wood burning fireplace, AC, upscale W/D Sale price $425,000 Avail $850,000.00. for Summer season MD- LD New Condos $13,500 By Owner Westhampton – Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, 631-288-7236 $1,100,000.00 Exclusive

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Rooms

North Haven Point,1.8 Acres, Pond Edge. backs on to nature Southampton Village 2 suites preserve. 516-946-0152 available in historic guest house. Walk to Jitney, train, restaurants. Commercial Private entrance, private bath + 2 rooms. Available Season, month- SAG HARBOR Large beautifully, weekly, nightly. Call for ly refinished highly visible ofrates. 631-283-0730 fice/ studio space with attached apartment. Call 631-725-7189 Wainscott/ Sag Harbor: large 71 Hill private property, use of pool, hot SOUTHAMPTON tub, kitchen, washer/ dryer, Street. Bright, renovated offices. available weekends. $1200. 700- 3,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, On site parking. Private bath(202)329-1120. rooms, balconies. 212-249-4460 hudsonbreeze@aol.com.

Summer Rentals

Near village and beaches, Heated Pool, Viking Appliances, Hardwood Floors, Cathedral Ceilings, Granite & Marble, Full Basement and Garage, Furnished by Top Hampton Designer.

From $10,000 Yearly rentals and sales also available

www.cfisherproperties.com 516-330-1941

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EAST QUOGUE Open House Sat., 4/25, 1pm-5pm. 14 Foxboro Road. 4 BR, 4 bath, hardwood floors, 1/2 acre, room for pool, fireplace, high ceilings, many extras. By Masters Touch Builders $849K. Call 631-653-8656 Hampton Bays - Wow Now being built at 9 Shore Rd. 5 Bedroom, 3 full bath home with 45 ft. second story deck.†Was selling for $630,000.††Now reduced to $530,000. Call Ron†631 283-2977

East Quogue. Waterfront 3 br, 2 ba, central air, garage, dock. $629,000. East Quogue. Contemporary 3 br, 2 ba, pool, fireplace, private. $495,000.

Hamptons WATER VIEW Condos & Cottages Sales & Rentals Call Barbara 631.725.4357 Ext. 116 Simon Harrison Real Estate

Investors Wanted! Westhampton $559,000 Charming B & B hiding in this Colonial. Boasting 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Large detached barn all sitting on 1.06 acres. Westhampton $699.000 Lovely 2.4 acres zoned multi-family. Has two homes to be torn down or rebuilt on the property. Hampton Bays $759,000 Deepwater Bulkhead Waterfront! This Ranch style home sits in the Neptune Cove Estates neighborhood. Henrieta Homes 631-862-6999

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Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate .com

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

S O UT HA M PT O N Estate Sale

Southampton Village - Tucked Away in Prime Village South Location! Walk to ocean, open living floor plan, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, den, central air, private yard, heated pool. Exclusive $2,295,000

Nantucket Style Waterfront 110 ft. permitted dock on open Bay. Sandy beachfront, meticulously maintained 2/3 BR cottage, 1 bath, outdoor shower, screened porch, landscaped, on cul-de-sac. Spectacular waterfront views. FSBO $1,495,000. (646)294-1541

Quogue – New Listing beautiful home in distinctive neighborhood, four bedrooms, four baths, den, heated salt water pool, all weather tennis court, all on 1..1 acres of beautifully landscaped designs and plantings, $1,995,000.00 Exclusive. Southampton Shinnecock Hills Stroll to Bay Opportunity! Quiogue – New to Market and The 1.2 acre site is this cottage won’t last – Totally renovated offering’s sweet spot. Rebuild country cottage with two bed- with pool and tennis or subdivide rooms, one bath, large deck with into two buildable lots. Excluplenty of room for expansion all sive $825,000 on 1.1 acres. $395,000.00 Exclusive. Shinnecock Hills – Private Hideaway! Multi-level contemQuiogue – Artist Chalet – two porary, upper deck waterviews, bedroom two bath charmer with open living, fireplace, 4 bedfireplace, ROW to water, .50 rooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2acres $850,000.00 Exclusive car garage, decks, heated pool and hot tub. Exclusive $695,000 Southampton 4 Powers Drive, 4 spacious BRs/ 3.5 BTHs, gour- Sag Harbor Village: 4 BR, 2.5 met kit, marble top cntrtps, oak bath, fplce, CAC, garage on 1/2 hrdwd flrs, high end appl, wd acre. Excellent condition. brng frpl, and so much more! $699,000. Exclusive. K.R. Asking $949,000. Also available McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 for summer rent for $35,000 or $3,500 yr rnd! (631)259-3966

Noyac - Water View $395,000 A little house with a whole lot of potential! Call Owner (631)725-1433 (516)680-4417

The Private Lives of Private Houses in the Hamptons‌ 2009 Edition! Everything you wanted to know! What really happens behind closed doors. What secret rooms reveal about themselves! Is the staff in on it? Astonishing! And true! Also, in case we forgot to mention, free! Here is the most complete listing of private residences LQ WKH +DPSWRQV IRU UHQW WKLV VXPPHU <RX¡OO SRXU RYHU HYHU\ SDJH %H PHVPHUL]HG E\ WUDQVĂ€[LQJ images. Shudder with delight as you make your selection.

ORIENT Like to Swim Naked? Welcome to much more. Discover a home lavished with loving attention! 50 Ft. pool, hot tub, wet bar, pool house. Relax in total privacy. Gracious living and entertaining. One-of-a-kind valuable gem! $889,000 Call Suzette Reiss 516-815-5657 sreiss@elliman.com Prudential Douglas Elliman

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W. GILGO BEACH HOUSE Ocean Views, Gated Comm, 4/5 Br, 3Bth, Docking Rights, Newly Updtd, 50 Min to NYC $699,000 or Seasonal Rental 516.343.9133 Prudential SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE house. Location, Location! 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bath. Great bedroom views! Cathedral Ceiling. Woodburning Fireplace. Central Air. Full Basement. Short Walk to Town and Beach. 1/4+ Acre. Room for Pool. Upscale Neighborhood. Tennis Available. Needs work. As is. $699,000. Principals Only. 917-741-4960

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7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. July- LD $225,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell

Condos/Co-Ops East Hampton Condo For Sale. Year round condo. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, great room, dining room, frplce, wood flrs, gourmet kitchen granite, subway tiles, stainless appliances, tennis, pool, ceilingfans throughout, front and rear decks, full basement, new heat pump system, cac, new win-dows & sliders. furnished -low maint. Reduced to $685,000. By Owner. 718-614-1805, 718352-2502 qunslaw@yahoo.com Hampton Bays: 1 BR 1 bath condo, south of Hwy., end unit, heated IGP, tennis court, gym, close to village train and beaches. $228,500 917-414-7514

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Remsenburg Time To Make A Deal! 2.3 lush flat acres, SOH, renovate 3 BR, 2 bath existing home or build new, possible subdivision. Motivated & Ready. Bring Offers! Call broker for details (917)270-0216

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Unadella - Upstate NY - Beautiful home and Barn 433 Wilber Hill Rd., Town of Butternuts. 2 lots side by side8.94 acres each with separate well, electric and septic. Rent to own.

$550k.

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Calverton: Site of Former restaurant across from proposed $2 Billion Ski complex. Seller will sell subject to permits for restaurant to be rebuilt. Seller will consider holding note. Included is 7 BR, 3 bth ranch & single & separate .5 acre. $749,000. Also for sale, adjacent 5 BR, 2 bth Cape, .5 acre. Call Marie Falson RE/MAX Alliance 631-379-1657 www.mariefalson.com

Riverhead- $299,000 6 BR, 2Bth Village center zoning. Great for small shops, restaurant or professional services. Close To Shopping, Transportation & Courts. Seller will consider holding note. Needs TLC. ml#2143609 Visit www.mariefalson.com or call Marie RE/MAX Alliance 631-379-1657.

Sag Harbor Village: Waterfront Condo, 3 BR, 2.5 bath, CAC, Fplce, pool & tennis. Asking $1.2M. Exclusive. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471

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For sale by owner. $1,750,000. Beach Development (718)523-5656

SAG HARBOR/ NOYAC Water view, (2) half acre lots, at $425K each or both for $712K. Will trade for house in Sag or RVC. (516)225-4908

SOUTHAMPTON Beautiful, brand new 2 bdrm, 2 bath condo, 1 level, fully furnished, every amenity, large patio, close to village, beaches. Reduced $595,000. Summer/ Yearly Rental available. Wont Last! Owner 917-843-4788

Out of Town Prince Edward Island Canada, featured in New York Times, AOL & Money Magazine. What Long Island used to be. Huge gains to be made on Waterfront property. 30% discount with strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development

Sag Harbor Village: Bldg lot, wooded 1/3 acre, asking $350,000. Exclusive, K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 We Specialize in North Fork Land

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Realtor Listings Granite kitchen, stainless appliances. Master bedroom/ bath first floor. Minutes to Main Street. #H54657 Remsenburg $770,000 Expanded Ranch, beautifully landscaped. Pool, updated interior, large master bedroom with new bath, 2 other spacious bedrooms, 2 additional baths. Formal LR, DR, family/ media room w/ fpl and CAC. #H0148095

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