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DINNER PARTIES beginning at 8 PM You’re in for a wonderful surprise when you join the party at a lovely Hamptons home featuring one of our guest authors! You get to choose which dinner party to attend. All dinner guests automatically receive an entry ticket to the Authors Reception. Editor Level - $200 Editor-in-Chief Level (will be recognized in Authors Night Programme) - $300 Publisher Level (will receive priority party choice and recognition in Authors Night Programme) - $500

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Travel with us to... NEW YORK YANKEE AND METS BASEBALL GAME TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE: Call for complete details. 24th Annual “Pops by the Sea” 2-Day Tour – Sun.-Mon., Aug. 2nd-3rd - $294 pp./do. – We are delighted to offer you this special tour. You will have “Festival Seating”, with a wonderful view of the stage, to enjoy this magical afternoon event. Under the baton of Maestro Keith Lockhart and Celebrity Honorary Guest Conductor, Angie Dickinson, this fundraising concert regularly sells out to a live audience of over 15,000 -- the Cape's largest single audience. A Day at Mohonk Mountain House – Sun., Aug. 9th – $115 pp. – This astonishing Landmark Resort is the only structure on the virtually untouched land at the top of the Shawangunk Ridge. It is surrounded by thousands of acres of unspoiled scenery, beautiful rock formations, 128 gazebos overlooking the mountains and, of course overlooks Lake Mohonk. Experience a special day here taking in the sights, riding on a horse-drawn carriage and enjoy a fabulous meal. The property also has gift shops, a barn museum and absolutely lovely gardens. Ringling Bros. Coney Island “Boom-a-Ring” Circus – Sat., Aug. 15th – $65 pp. – For the first time, the Greatest Show on Earth’s Gold Unit (Officially titled “Coney Island Boom-a-Ring”) will raise its air-conditioned tent in one of the greatest neighborhoods in New York City – Coney Island. You will have the opportunity to meet Ringling Bros. performers and animals, learn circus skills and enjoy a taste of the circus before the show even starts at the Pre-Show Event! Don’t forget to stop at the Nathan’s on the Boardwalk – try one of their famous frankfurters and delicious french fries. Historic Hyde Park – Thurs., Aug. 20th - $99 pp. – See some of America’s most extraordinary scenery and experience the thrilling history of the Hudson River Valley. The Roosevelt’s and the Vanderbilt’s called Hyde Park “home”. Your tour will include guided tours of the FDR National Historic site and Vanderbilt Mansion, and a self-guided tour of the FDR Museum and Library. Enjoy a special lunch at The Tavern in the famous Beekman Arms Inn. The Intrepid Museum & Circle Line Cruise – Wed., Aug. 26th – Adults $98 pp. and Children 12 & under $84 each. The Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum is one of America’s leading historic, cultural and educational institutions. The Museum is centered on the aircraft carrier Intrepid and is one of the most successful ships in US history (and now a national historic landmark). Combine this wonderful experience with a fabulous two hour Circle Line Sightseeing Cruise (with boxed lunch) and your day is perfect. “Lion King” – 8 p.m. performance – Wed., Sept. 9th – $99 pp. – The Lion King is a visual feast.

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for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.

Hampton Jitney’s Value Pack Ticket Books are always available! Call, Stop in or Go Online to Purchase. • They never expire • Simple to purchase • Save time and money • Any rider can use - anytime

South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book.

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Hampton Jitney Summer 2009 Schedule Effective Thurs., July 9 through Wed., September 23, 2009

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Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17� leg room, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service. The “Bonacker� Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday & Westbound Sunday.

The “Q�: Non-stop service to Midtown Manhattan on Monday. Airport Connections are not available on these trips on Monday. Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound). These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed.

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These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway. This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. Westhampton Line- These trips guarantee WH line passengers will not transfer on the days noted above. ON CERTAIN TRIPS, PASSENGERS MAY BE REQUIRED TO TRANSFER.

ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows� may be charged full fare.

TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting ofďŹ ce or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call or refer to our website to conďŹ rm schedule.

LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Lower Manhattan continues this summer.

www.hamptonjitney.com

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BLOCK ISLAND FERRY CONNECTION Ask about our convenient DIRECT service to and from midtown Manhattan/Queens & Viking Ferry in Montauk, available Eastbound on Fri. & Sat.; Westbound on Sun. above for & Mon. See trips with the departure times. Call or view our website for further details. To contact Viking Ferry: www.vikingeet.com 631.668.5700. Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. ARRIVAL TIMES ARE ESTIMATES AND CAN VARY DUE TO WEATHER, TRAFFIC CONDITIONS, ROAD CONSTRUCTION AND DAY OF WEEK. HAMPTON JITNEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYS BEYOND OUR CONTROL.

HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes.

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This trip will not go to Manorville on Fridays.

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MONTAUK LINE

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To The Hamptons

Mon, Tue, Thurs, Fri Sun & Mon & ‥ Mon Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days thru Sat Fri Only 7 Days 7 Days & Sat Wed

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Q Mon, Tues, Sun, Q Mon Mon Thurs, Sun Mon Wed Wed thru Fri & Fri, Sat Fri & Fri & Sun thru Q Fri Fri ‥ Fri ‥ Fri Tues & thru thru X thru Q Thurs Thurs & Thurs Fri & Wed & Fri, Sat Sat & Mon 7 Days Sat 7 Days Sat 7 Days Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only Only 7 Days Only 7 Days Only Fri Sat Sat 7 Days Sat 7 Days & Fri Fri 7 Days & Fri Sat Fri 7 Days & Sun

5:30 6:30 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 5:35 6:35 7:35 8:05 8:35 9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:35 1:05 1:35 2:05 59th & Lex (bet. 60th & 59th) 5:40 6:40 7:40 8:10 8:40 9:10 9:40 10:10 10:40 11:40 12:40 1:10 1:40 2:10 40th St. & 3rd Ave. (corner) 6:00 7:00 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 6:20 7:20 8:20 8:50 9:20 9:50 10:20 10:50 11:20 12:20 1:20 1:50 2:25 2:55 Airport Connection

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B.I. Ferry B.I. Ferry Connection Connection Fri Only

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Battery Park City - South End Ave. & Albany Across from Gristedes

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Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank

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South Street Seaport - Pearl St. & Fulton St. East side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy’s

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Stuyvesant Town - 1st Ave. & 17th St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 16th & 17th) at the bus shelter in front of Starbucks

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Peter Cooper Village - 1st Ave. & 23rd St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education building

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Shark! Shark! See? I Scared Ya. You Should Be Scared. Even Nurse Sharks Bite. By Dan Rattiner Three sharks appeared all in a row just offshore at Ponquogue Beach in Hampton Bays two weeks ago Friday, their fins prominently displayed one after the other, prompting the lifeguards to call a full scale evacuation of the ocean. The following Tuesday, another shark, this one 20-feet long, came ashore and died at Gilgo Beach. Further investigation regarding these sightings revealed that the sharks were just basking sharks, so everyone relaxed. Basking sharks, one imagines, just lie around lazily, never hurting anybody. There was a general sigh of relief. When I thought about this, however, it occurred to me that a shark is a shark and it was man that gave them the names. There’s basking sharks, nurse sharks, angel sharks, bull sharks, great white sharks. They are all different I know. But just because we say so, does that mean they do what the label says they do? Are angel sharks really upstanding and moral? Do nurse sharks really take care of the injured? What about blacktip sharks? Or lemon sharks. Do lemon sharks like lemons?

I looked into it. Turns out there are over 400 subspecies of shark. Most of them got their names because of the physical differences among them. Hammerhead sharks have heads that look like hammers. Tiger sharks have stripes. Blind sharks can’t see, and so forth and so on. Some of them are

cans, plastic balloons, wooden lobster pots, beer bottles, squid, algae, whales, whatever. They just graze along. And they are hungry all the time. A total of 30 different species of shark have been reported to have attacked humans. I saw a chart that actually counted all of the shark attacks by species on humans since the beginning of when they began to count the attacks, which was about 1880. Great white sharks have attacked the most. There have been 242 Great White attacks in 130 years. But others that have attacked include nurse sharks (10 attacks), hammerhead sharks (16), sand tiger sharks (32), bull sharks (82), spinner sharks (16) and something called a wobbegong shark (9). A common belief is that you won’t be attacked by a shark that is under six feet in length. If true, this would leave out about half the shark population. Here’s what an expert, Dr. Erich Ritter, an assistant professor at Hofstra and the author of Understanding Sharks: The Fascinating Behavior of a Threatened Hunter, has to say. “Of the 460 shark species, only a small frac-

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South O’ the Highway

SEA & BE SCENE

(and the North too)

Frank McCourt, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Angela’s Ashes and a regular lecturer at the Southampton Writers Conference, passed away last weekend after contracting meningitis while traveling. He was 78. * * * Michelle Pfeiffer was recently shopping at The Fancy in East Hampton. * * * Designer Tory Burch petitioned the Southampton Architectural Review Board for permission to demolish her Meadow Lane home, which she recently purchased for $22.5 million. Architect Daniel Romualdez presented plans to the board to build a brand-new house located further from the ocean. * * * “Real Housewife” Bethenny Frankel will star in her own reality show on Bravo this fall. “Skinny & the City” will follow Frankel as she prepares to wed fiancé Jason Hoppy. * * * Southampton’s Beth Ostrosky hosted a Halston trunk show in Water Mill to benefit the Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons. * * * Jodie Foster was seen with handfuls of ride tickets at the Bridgehampton Carnival. * * * Celebrities galore have been chowing down in the Hamptons. “Real Housewife” Kelly Bensimon picked up takeout at Turtle Crossing in East Hampton; Kelly Ripa had lunch at Ziggy’s in Bridgehampton; and Amy Irving, Ebon Moss Bachrach, and Itzhak Perlman and his family dined at Rowdy Hall. * * * Sagaponack, Bridgehampton, Amagansett and Southampton had the dubious achievement of being on Forbes magazine’s “America’s Most Troubled Luxury Neighborhoods” list. Included towns had a 30:1 (or higher) ratio of real estate listings to sales in the past 90 days. * * * Day & Night Restaurant Beach Club held its first weekly Dinner with the Stars. “Real Housewives of NY” star LuAnn deLesseps attended; DJ Nick Cohen kept things movin’. * * * The Tory Burch boutique in East Hampton hosted a shopping event benefiting Art for Life. Russell Simmons, Lyor Cohen and Allison and Chip Brady hosted shoppers, who received 10% off. A portion of sales went to the Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation. * * * Dr. Jim Bennett, director of the University of Oxford’s Museum of History & Science, and Southampton designer Art Donovan (who pioneered last year’s successful Steampunk exhibit in Bridgehampton) recently announced a special Museum Exhibition of Steampunk art, featured exclusively at Oxford’s MHS.

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Dan Rattiner

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Fifteenth Anniversary Itzhak & Toby Perlman’s Music Camp is Shelter Island’s Treasure By Dan Rattiner As this is the 15th year that the Perlman Music Program has been in business out here, I decided to take the ferry to the school’s campus on Shelter Island and talk to the founder of the place, Toby Perlman, who is the wife of celebrated concert violinist, Itzhak Perlman. The camp consists of a series of wooden buildings built 70 years ago on 28 waterfront acres as an early 20th century camp for girls. The camp went out of business around 1950, became a sort of Catskill hotel and lodge for many years, and then was bought 15 years ago, not by the Perlmans, but by movie maker Steven Spielberg and billionaire Ron ald S. Lauder, specifically so

that Toby and Itzhak Perlman could have their music camp there. Before meeting with the Perlmans, Ilana Smith gave me a tour of the grounds as it is configured today for the music camp. There are more than a dozen buildings scattered about the property, all now sheltered by tall trees and all built in the wood clapboard style of the early 20th century. There are large buildings and small cabins. All are painted white with green trim. The old mess hall of the summer camp, overlooking the water from a screened porch, is now a kitchen and dining room for the music students and faculty there. There is a lounge and a rec room with a pool table and Ping Pong table.

There are vending machines and bulletin boards for schedules and lists. The cabins, which might have slept six kids each 70 years ago, are all now faculty cabins and practice rooms for individual students at different times during the day. The old administration building is still an administration building. The staff dormitories are still staff dormitories. Recently, the Perlmans built The Cumming Stires-Stark Practice Facility, a beautiful new indoor recital hall and classroom building, which is totally in the same design as all the old buildings. The Perlmans themselves occupy what must have originally been the camp owner’s (continued on next page)

A CHANGE OF COURSE FOR THE HAMPTONS By Dan Rattiner Last winter, when the economic downturn thundered us down into the pit, many here in the Hamptons wondered if we were entering a black hole. How far down would it go? Would we all be standing in line at the soup kitchens? Would all the big mansions be boarded up? Thanks largely, in my opinion, to the prompt and vigorous action of our new president, all that was averted and, at the present time, although we are not yet out of the woods, our feet seem firmly planted on the bottom of how bad it is going to get and off in the distance we can see a flickering light that may or may not be

the light at the end of the tunnel. If things have stayed within the bounds of decency, however, we are more than a little worse for wear. A number of stores have closed. That much is obvious. But then there is a lot that is not obvious. Here is a sampling of some of the changes that this longtime resident of these parts has now noticed. The towns are jammed on weekends. But the proportion between cashmere and Old Navy has changed. There’s more Old Navy and less cashmere. At the Bridgehampton Commons, one of the very upscale clothing stores in the mall has closed. Here, you might have gotten a wind-

breaker for $800. The store space did not stay empty for long, though. What has reopened there is a store called Cotton Casuals. In there the other day, I bought a zippered cotton jacket with a hood for $10. It was marked down from $39.95. It did not fall apart as I walked out to the car, but the saleswoman there did warn me to get a size larger than I needed and then wash it before I wore it. I got the picture. There was a huge carnival up on County Road 39 over the weekend. I went by it at night. It was bigger than it was in prior years, with more rides and more booths, and it was absolutely (continued on page 30)

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house at the far end of the property, a two-story affair with garages below and a living room with sliders leading out to a shady outdoor deck above. The only building completely out of character with the original architecture is, in fact, the largest structure of all — a giant white party tent — which sits on what were two adjacent tennis courts, and in which the frequent concerts performed for the general public take place every Friday and Saturday evening from June to August. It can seat about 400 people. At the end of the tour, I was taken to the former owner’s house where Toby Perlman greeted me from high up on the deck, inviting me to climb the stairs and join her. Itzhak was inside in one of the rooms, giving a lesson to one of the stu-

dents. Toby is a small, slender and very beautiful older woman who that day was wearing a sunhat, slacks and a black t-shirt with the words PERLMAN MUSIC PROGRAM in great big silver letters on the front. She had me sit down on the wicker furniture on the deck with her to talk. I was particularly interested in the founding of the camp. It was, I had been told, very different from almost any other music camp in the world. And it had been created as she had wanted it created. How had that come about? “It really came about one day in a cafeteria at Juilliard when I was a music student there,” she said. “That was a long time ago. But I knew right then that I thought I had a better way to educate young students about music. I told a friend at the

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time that if I ran a music camp for kids, this is how I would do it. And I drew it all up on a paper tablecloth. “My idea was that all students are different. They have different ways of perceiving the work. Rather than giving them a set curriculum to follow, instead work closely with them, mentor them, and take into account the way each might learn that was different from another. For example, some kids who are music protégés can’t read music. Others can’t even count. Yet, there they are, brilliant. Why is that?” “Seems like it was a long way from that dream to having it actually happen,” I said. “Yes. I met and married Itzhak. I was a student. He was about to go on tour. We had five kids and I raised them. He was often on tour, in great demand. But my dream never left and in fact came back to mind when my kids were old enough to go to summer camp themselves. Four of the five are interested in music. We sent them to music camp. And they had them fit into the music rather than the other way around. I could do nothing about it. And I saw that the music camps could do nothing about it either. With 100 kids at the camps, there wasn’t much room for doing it any way but one way.” “You wanted it smaller?” “We have 37 campers here. You can make a very special and very rarefied program with 37 campers. And we have.” “How did this camp come about?” “It’s really a very amazing story. We bought our house out here in East Hampton in 1986, when our kids were very small. It is a very old house with many rooms, able to accommodate all manner of kids and their friends and our friends. There is a huge lawn. Builders advised us to tear down the house and build a new one. We did the opposite. We fixed it up. Even today, when things break, we just fix it up. It’s been a great central focus for our family in the summertime. There is a lot of love in that house. And we have met many, many friends over the years. “In any case, in the summer of 1994, with our kids now teenagers or in college and with Izhak now celebrated all over the world, it seemed a good idea to put together a series of morning chamber music concerts for young students in the dining hall of Tony Duke’s Boys Harbor Summer Camp in East Hampton for a week. We asked Tony about it, and he said that would be a great idea. So we set it up for two weeks. “Quite by chance, on the second day of this series of concerts, unknown to me, Ron Lauder and his family were out on a bike ride going up Springy Banks Road, and they heard the music and came in and sat down to listen. Afterwards, they came over to us. I didn’t even know these people. But they were ecstatic. They loved the classical music and they said if Izhak and I wanted to put together a music camp for kids for the whole summer they would fund it. “They even offered to donate some property where we could build it. It would be on Town Line Road in Sagaponack, in a potato field right near their house. I thought, ‘This is amazing.’ And so, my dream began.” “Well, not quite,” I said. “There was a huge controversy about that plan.” “There sure was. The Lauders proposed it. And (continued on page 40)

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Help on the Way? It’s Time for East Hampton Town to Turn it All Over to the Pros By Dan Rattiner The League of Women Voters held a very interesting meeting last Saturday night at a church in Bridgehampton. The topic was whether the Town of East Hampton should consider hiring a professional manager to run the affairs of that town. About 50 people attended, including all sorts of public officials from towns and villages in the area, but none of these were officials from the Town of East Hampton, even though they had been invited and even though they were the subject of the topic at hand. Very likely the reason they didn’t show was because it was these officials that had so mismanaged the place they could not possibly have had anything good to contribute. A further reason was that absolute-

ly none of them were standing for re-election. They knew what they did. They knew that the people knew what they did. Nobody was going to vote for them. Why come? Among those who did attend were three municipal managers from other villages and towns, including the manager of the Town of Mamaroneck up in Westchester, Steve Altieri, the manager of the Village of Scarsdale, Alfred Gatta, and the manager of the Village of East Hampton, Larry Cantwell. For those not familiar with the political entities of eastern Long Island, the Village of East Hampton is just the small downtown community by that name, an entity of about 1,500 people entirely separate from the Town of East Hampton that surrounds it.

The comparison between the Town of East Hampton and Mamaronack was not made at the meeting, but for what it is worth, here it is. Mamaronack has about 30% more residents than East Hampton (28,900 to 19,700). But Mamaroneck has less than half the number of town employees (196 to 550), and it spends less than half the amount of money that East Hampton does per year ($30 million to $68.5 million.) Or, to put it another way, for every dollar spent in Mamaroneck per resident per year, East Hampton spends more than three. How come? As Altieri put it, after 25 years as Mamaroneck town manager, “There is no patronage being handed out in the Town of (continued on page 34)

RIDE ON FOR THE GOOD OF RETURNING VETS By Debbie Tuma Just before folk singer Judy Collins took the stage at the Stephen Talkhouse last Friday night, the packed crowd was shown an eightminute documentary film on Soldier Ride and the Wounded Warrior Project. This movie, filmed by Kevin Gray of East Hampton, showed various wounded soldiers who while fighting for freedom, came to sufferdebilitating injuries that they had to overcome. It portrayed their courage and strength in the face of overwhelming obstacles, and their determination to make something of their lives once they returned to the States. An organization called “The Wounded Warrior Project” raises money through contributions to help these returning veterans with job searches, provide counseling, and re-learn physical activities — from golfing to skiing — to build back their strength.

Reg Cornelia, a Vietnam War vet now living in East Hampton, helped make this film, and now serves as logistics coordinator of the upcoming “Soldier Ride The Hamptons” to take place this coming Saturday. He called his experience in helping these veterans “the most rewarding thing [I have] ever done.” And this year’s Soldier Ride will be “a most amazing, inspiring, and special day in the Hamptons.” The event starts at 9 a.m. on July 25 at American Legion Hall in Amagansett, with a light breakfast for all the bicycle riders, walkers, runners and strollers who will participate in either a 30 or 62-mile bike ride or one of two 4mile walks. The morning starts with a ceremony and speech by JoAnn Lyles, the mother of Lance Corporal Jordan Haerter of Sag Harbor, who was

killed on duty while serving in Iraq a year ago, at the age of only 19. Color Guards from the American Legion, the VFW, the Coast Guard and Scouts will also be there. As a special honor to Jordan Haerter, 27 Marines from Camp LeJeune in North Carolina will be joining the biking and walking in the Ride, which starts in Amagansett and goes through East Hampton to 114, and then on into Sag Harbor. From 11 a.m. to noon, at the Sag Harbor bridge, there will be a tribute to Marine Lance Corporal Haerter, with a helicopter flyover. His fellow Marines will do an honor lap down Main Street near his alma mater, Pierson High School. Some of them will then bike ride 30 miles, going back from Noyac Road to Amagansett, and some will do 62 miles, going all the way to Montauk and back. Cornelia said he was happy that several local (continued on page 23)

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businesses have turned out to support the project. Bermuda Bikes of East Hampton, owned by Kevin McDonald, another veteran, is donating the bikes for the Marines to use in this ride. The Viking Fleet of Montauk, is donating a boat ride for all the Marines on July 26. Following the Soldier Ride, there will be a barbecue with great food all afternoon at the American Legion from 12 p.m. to 4 p.m., followed by a concert with surf/beach music at Amagansett Square. Later that night, on July 25, Dan Aykroyd will be hosting a fundraiser called “Rock the Farm” for the Wounded Warrior Project, at the Amagansett farm of Nick Krause, PR director of the Stephen Talkhouse. Tickets to this event are $100. “We are so lucky to have Dan Aykroyd come out to East Hampton,” said Cornelia. “We’re hoping he also shows up earlier at the barbecue.” Last year was the first year that Soldier Ride was dedicated to the memory of Jordan Haerter, after his untimely death. This year his mother, JoAnn Lyles, said she is grateful for this tribute. “I think this is a wonderful way to honor my son and all the other soldiers who gave their lives for this country,” she said, “Our community has been so generous. Lyles has been working very hard to help with our project.” The Wounded Warrior Project was started in 2003 by John Melia, a veteran who was badly injured during the early 1990s, and vowed to help other returning soldiers. In 2004, Chris Carney, of East Hampton, rode his bike across the country with a few other soldiers, and ended up raising over $1 million for the Wounded Warrior Project. Later that year, he and Peter Honerkamp, owner of the Stephen Talkhouse, helped found the Soldier Ride to help wounded vets and the Project with a local effort. The upcoming Soldier Ride on July 25 is open to anyone who wants to walk, bike or run in the ride to help raise funds for the wounded soldiers. Registration fees are $50 to bike and $25 to walk or run, which includes the barbecue and breakfast. For information on registration and donations, check their website at empirestatechallenge.org or call 631-267-3142. Soldier Ride is a program of the Wounded Warrior Project, woundedwarriorproject.com.

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The Sheltered Islander It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...1969. With the 40th anniversary of the moon landing this past week (July 20, 1969), those of us who were there are reflecting on what an incredible year it was. Someone once said, “If you can remember the ‘60s, you weren’t there.” I remember rampant experimental drug use. I could get LSD in high school — yes, even on Shelter Island. I recall violent anti-war and civil rights protests. You barely had time to process one horrific new event before you were hit with a new one. Still, my memory of where I was when I saw the moon landing is crystal clear. I was at my boyfriend’s house and everyone was glued to the television. There was a feeling of fear — so much could go wrong. What if something happened and they couldn’t get back? Were their calculations right? How deep was the moon dust? That was a big question. A few inches? Or would they sink into grey dust? The poor quality black and white transmission was fuzzy and stark at the same time. The whole world watched. I don’t think any years were more jam packed with events than 1968 and 1969. Here’s a little stroll down memory lane. “Firsts” — Golda Meir became the first female Prime Minister of Israel. The first Boeing 747 appeared. “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” first aired in the United Kingdom. Dave Thomas opened his first restaurant in a former steakhouse on a cold, snowy Saturday in downtown Columbus, Ohio and named it Wendy’s. The Stonewall riots in New York City marked the start of the modern gay rights movement in the U.S. “Sesame Street” premiered on the National Educational Television network. The first Gap store opened in San Francisco. 1969 is reported as the year the first strain of the AIDS virus (HIV) migrated to the United States via Haiti. Richard Nixon succeeded Lyndon Johnson as the 37th President of the U.S. The last issue of the Saturday Evening Post, famous for its covers by Norman Rockwell, hit the stands. It was the end of a publishing era.

NY Jets played the Baltimore Colts in Super Bowl III. In Chappaquiddick, Senator Ted Kennedy’s car accident took the life of Mary Jo Kopechne, and ended any chance of his shot at the Presidency. Richard Nixon and South Vietnamese President Nguyen Van Thieu met at Midway Island. Nixon announced that 25,000 U.S. troops would be withdrawn by September. I love this one — the New York Times publicly took back the ridicule (published Jan. 13 1920) of the rocket scientist Robert H. Goddard, that mocked him for believing spaceflight to be impossible. The “miracle” New York Mets won the World Series, beating the heavily favored Baltimore Orioles 4 games to 1. Black Panther Party members Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were shot dead in their sleep during a raid by 14 Chicago police officers. More than 50 plane hijackings occured, mostly to Cuba. Charles Manson’s “family” murdered the eight-months pregnant actress Sharon Tate and others. Vietnam War: The first draft lottery in the United States since World War II was held. (On January 4, 1970, the New York Times ran a long article, “Statisticians Charge Draft Lottery Was Not Random.”) An army platoon was said to have raided a Vietnamese village and then, allegedly following the orders of Lieutenant William Kelly, shot every villager — men, women and children. The Pentagon investigated and Kelly, charged with murder, went on trial in early 1970. My Lai Massacre: Lieutenant William Calley was

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charged with six counts of premeditated murder for the deaths of 109 Vietnamese civilians. Harvard’s University Hall administration building was seized by close to 300 students, mostly members of the Students for a Democratic Society. Before it was over, 45 were injured and 184 arrested. An estimated half million people attended the March on Washington to protest Vietnam. VP Spiro Agnew called the protesters “effete snobs.” Later he resigned his office for tax evasion. Woodstock: The defining event. And shortly after ‘69, on Jan. 30, the Beatles performed for the last time as a group. Then Paul married Linda, and they formed Wings. John married Yoko, and they later hosted a televised “bed-in” for peace. Diana Ross left the Supremes. Simon and Garfunkel aired the TV special “Songs Of America,” an hour on anti-war and anti-poverty, featuring live footage from their 1969 tour. 1776 was the biggest hit show on Broadway. The next generation arrived on the heels of love beads, burned draft cards and the sound of a Green Tambourine. Among those born in 1969 are: Brian McKnight, Ice Cube, Sean Combs, Gwen Stefani, Bobby Brown, Jason Bateman, Jennifer Aniston, Renée Zellweger, Cate Blanchett, Tracey Gold, Steffi Graf, Jennifer Lopez, Midori Ito, Edward Norton, Christian Slater, Matthew Perry, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Hal Sparks, Brett Favre, Nancy Kerrigan, Gerard Butler, Ken Griffey, Jr., Chastity Bono.

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By Susan Saiter It was at his bar mitzvah that Harris Yulin became an actor. “It was so much fun,” he recalled during an interview outside his Bridgehampton house over a picnic table covered with books and scripts. “That’s what first motivated me toward performing.” He was joking — which he does a lot of — while petting his frisky but well-mannered West Highland Terrier, named Katy — or Katie (“She never told us how she spells it”). Though the bar mitzvah audience did not immediately yield a fan club — “my friends thought it was horrible” — it didn’t matter. He went on to a stage, film and television career that has spanned 50 years and has included directing as well as acting. Taking a break this summer from acting, he is directing a production of The Glass Menagerie at Guild Hall’s newly refurbished John Drew Theater. Reviews have been quite positive. Yulin said he loves being on either side of the camera and stage. A few times in his life, he’s tackled both at the same time. “It’s hard work to bounce in and out. The last time I was both in a play and directing was about 10 years ago — a play by George Bernard Shaw with Diane Weist.” At least, he said, “ It made it easier that I died after the first scene!” He said he has “no idea” how many roles he has played during his long career since it took off in 1970, in End of the Road. Perhaps his most well-known role was that of a very nasty and very crooked cop in the 1983 Scarface, and since then he’s appeared in lots of popular, fun films including Ghostbusters II, Final Analysis, and Clear and Present Danger. For actors, he said most of the work comes from TV, and among his notable appearances was a turn in “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine,” in the famous episode “Duet.” He was nominated for an Emmy for his part in the series “Frasier,” but the truth is, Yulin doesn’t watch much on TV other than vintage films on TCM and Sundance. His favorites include Barbara Stanwyck and Edward G. Robinson. While Yulin may have multiple gangster roles in his past, in person he is a charmer who leaves you wondering what he’s going to say or do next. Yulin has the charisma of a born actor, which likely would have shown up, bar mitzvah or not. As far as his own favorite role, he won’t admit to having one. “Most roles, I’ve enjoyed. An actor’s favorite role is the one he’s working on.” Nor does he admit to a first love, acting or directing. “They’re just very different,” he said.

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Amanda in the 1987 film and Katherine Hepburn’s in the 1973 made-for-TV movie. Yulin said he has watched neither film, preferring to approach the play without other directors’ and actors’ interpretations interfering with his own vision. “I can’t imagine another cast now,” he said, adding that Ebon MossBachrach (as the main character, Tom) must be “channeling” Tennessee Williams. “He brought a great physicality to it. And his relationship with Amy is wonderful.” In the film versions, Laura is a friendless, dependent daughter who can only relate to glass miniatures, particularly the symbol-laden unicorn. In the current production, Louisa Krause shows a little more attitude when her mother keeps after her about finding a boyfriend — and a life. Of Krause’s interpretation, Yulin said, “There’s never even the question that she is the daughter, she is the sister.” Yulin also praised the talent of John Behlman, the gentleman caller, whose cheerful self-confidence and empathy for Laura provides romance and relief from the play’s tightening tension. “Someone said that casting is 95% of a play,” Yulin said. “I say it’s 100%. But then so is choosing the various designers. Every part is 100%.” While Yulin’s math may be fuzzy, his vision for the play wasn’t. The women’s costumes have a romantically faded and languid ‘30s look, Tom’s porkpie hat, sweater vest and baggy trousers look like he just stepped out of a black and white film, and the slightly seedy, unmatched furniture gives the impression of former gentility making-do. The set design closes in on the Wingfield family, or what is left of it, and makes the audience long for their escape as much as the characters do. Yulin hopes that East End audiences will re-visit this play, not only because he believes Williams was one of the best or the best American playwright, but because of its “enormous craft” and its autobiographical undertones. “It’s a seminal play about our time and who we are,” even though, or maybe because, it is set during the Great Depression, he said, and it anticipates a great war. “People should see it and form an opinion,” he said. “Tom is Tennessee. And Tennessee was our greatest playwright.” And speaking of writing, Yulin’s current projects include working on a film script he’s been wrestling with for years, and then, most likely, more acting roles. “I hope it never ends,” he said.

”The last time I was both in a play and directing was about 10 years ago... It made it easier that I died in the first scene.” “In directing, you’re working with designers and actors. It’s like the difference between conducting an orchestra, instead of being the soloist. When it comes together, it’s one of the biggest satisfactions. And especially when you’ve got players like those in this production [of The Glass Menagerie].” Casting actors and selecting set designers, along with rehearsals, are the most involved and time-consuming part of directing. Once the play begins, he attends a few per week to see how things are going, and tries not to meddle too much. Having known Amy Irving since they worked together in an episode of “Police Woman,” he thought she’d be perfect for the role of Amanda. Irving plays the role rather low-key, compared to Joanne Woodward’s

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Mamaroneck anymore.” Managers are paid well. Gatta is paid about $100,000. Altieri is paid about $110,000. On the surface, of course, you would think that since all three communities, Scarsdale, Mamaroneck and the Town of East Hampton have town and village boards and mayors and supervisors, it would cost more money to run Scarsdale and Mamaroneck than East Hampton because in the two Westchester communities you have this extra person to pay, while in East Hampton you don’t. The fact is, however, that it is the other way around. The elected officials of Mamaroneck and Scarsdale work only part time, make policy at their board meetings, then leave the rest of the job to these professional managers. In Scarsdale, the mayor and village board members work without pay. In Mamaronack, the supervisor is paid $30,000 a year, while each of the five councilmen make $6,000. Their job is to not only set policy and direction, but also to keep the manager going or fire him and get another manager if he doesn’t take the town or village in the direction they point him. Other than that, the officials make their livings by doing something else — owning a business or being a doctor or a lawyer. They come in for board meetings. They review budgets. The manager hires and fires employees. In East Hampton Town, Supervisor Bill McGintee is expected to work full time and makes $101,000. Each of the town councilmen are also expected to work full time. And they are paid $63,000 a year.

So here is the total in executive pay for each of these communities. Mamaroneck pays out $110,000 to the manager, $37,500 to the supervisor and a total of $36,000 for the six councilmen. Total $183,500. Scarsdale pays its village manager $100,000 and that’s it. The others work for free. East Hampton has no town manager, but pays $101,000 to the supervisor and a total of $252,000 to the four councilmen. Total $353,000. In East Hampton, you’ve got five local people who live in town who run for office every two years, win, and then strut around getting in each other’s way and hiring friends and acquaintances and that’s a fact. In the other two towns, you get professionals who studied finance and accounting and are familiar with hiring and firing and balancing the budget. I do not mean to sound cruel about this. The other four East End towns get along just fine without managers and have only minor problems — according to this year’s state audit — so it is clear that having a supervisor and councilmen working hands on is a decent way to run things. But then there is East Hampton. In the six years of Supervisor McGintee’s catastrophic regime, East Hampton spent nearly $35 million more than it took in, turning a $12 million surplus into an $18 million deficit — and nobody knew that was happening other than McGintee, who wasn’t telling because he wanted to keep getting re-elected. A month ago, McGintee’s

budget director, Ted Hults, was indicted and led away in handcuffs. And STILL, there are not enough cutbacks in any departments large enough to stop the bleeding. People just find it hard to fire family. Here’s the latest bit of East Hampton Town news. The Town taxes were due June 1. But this year, for the first time, the Town tax receiver, Monica Rottach, decided she could save $17,000 in postage by not sending out reminders about the tax bills. People KNEW they owed their taxes. They KNEW when they were due. Why annoy them with a reminder? So guess what? $2.2 million did not come in. People forgot. And so now they get to pay the taxes anyway, but also fees for sending it in late. The late fees, however, do not go to the Town. The late fees are paid to the County. Meanwhile, the Town struggles with still more deficit and a still further angered populace. (A rumor that Rottach DID mail out a notice telling everybody in town she was NOT sending them a reminder this year has turned out to be false. I mean that would be REALLY dumb.) So here you had 50 people attending this meeting at the Unitarian Universalist meetinghouse in Bridgehampton, and yet among them was nobody currently on the East Hampton Town Board. There were numerous people, fresh faces, who ARE running to be on the East Hampton Town Board in November, including Republican nominee for supervisor, Bill Wilkinson, candidates for Town Board Prudence Carabine, John Whelan and Patti (continued on page 38)

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will happen with Earth, but we do believe it has happened before.” The comet, known as the “string of pearls” because it broke up into a bunch of smaller comets like a string of pearls before crashing into Jupiter, was a big highlight for science as Jupiter now has giant craters visible from space smashed into it. I was kind of buzz killed. But it didn’t end there. Next thing I know, the narrator is explaining how the Hubble space telescope also captured one of the most extraordinary images known to man, which is an image of the Universe that shows swirling balls of galaxies, hundreds of them. They were photographed by pointing the telescope into the black sky. “What the hell?” “These galaxies,” says the narrator, “Are billions of light years away and are just like our galaxy, the Milky Way. There is a very good chance that one of these galaxies, at least one, has a planet that can sustain life like earth’s.” So maybe when the string of death pearls hit Earth we can fly in a space ship a billion light years away to one of those planets, I thought. I felt the same way I felt when I learned the real ingredients to Jello. You can believe in all the proof that we are just a swirling rock in one very big universe susceptible to a comet death crash all you want. I’m going to believe in sunsets.

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Honoring the Artist: Mickey Paraskevas This week, the Green Monkeys are our guest writers for Honoring the Artist. “Hey Flytrap, you still painting that picture?” “Yes, I figure if we were created by Michael and his Mom, Betty then we must have some talent.” “Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble, but your talent isn’t painting. And may I remind you, we are not allowed in the Paraskevas studio when Michael and Betty aren’t here.” “Well, poop-de-do. Listen Spider, may I remind you that we are doing a show with Andy Fickman. He just directed the movie, Race to Witch Mountain. That’s big, Spider. I mean BIG. Where would Michael and Betty be without us?” “May I remind you where would we be without them? By the way, did you see the cover of

Dan’s Papers?” “Yeah, I saw it. I have one question. How come we’re not on the cover?” “Don’t forget all the successful characters they created. Maggie and the Ferocious Beast is loved by a lot of kids. Michael and Betty created the show. Betty wrote most of the scripts and Michael did the art work.” “You are right, Spider. Kids from all over the world write letters to Michael and Betty telling them how much they love Maggie and the Ferocious Beast.” “Don’t forget that prime time special they did for ABC, ‘The Tangerine Bear.’” “Gee Spider, I almost forgot about Tangie Bear. What was that he always said? Happiness has

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too, O’Neill said, but so far, even though they are out of work too, they have not taken him up on the offer. People who run fundraisers in the Hamptons report that donations are way, way off, sometimes as much as half as previous years. I went to one fundraiser this spring at which sports paraphernalia, baseballs and bats signed by stars was being auctioned off. “I have $325, $325, do I hear $350? No?” You never saw things auctioned off for charity at this level until this year. Real estate sales are way off. Real estate summer rentals were non-existent until January, a time when they are normally concluded for the upcoming summer. But then, most rentals got made. The people are in their rentals. But the prices paid are down by a third from last year on average. Life goes on. All our local car dealerships survived the cuts made by Chrysler and GM. The only dealership to close in the area was Plitt Ford in Wainscott. A number of wealthy Hamptonites were hit by the Madoff scheme, but it seems to have come nowhere near the devastation wrought amongst the Palm Beach set. There is one very wealthy man I know, who has been wiped out by Madoff. Years ago, he used some of his investment with Madoff to provide the funding for a teen athletic park. Since the man’s money was not there anymore, it is possible to argue that Madoff paid for that park by dipping into some of his higher up Ponzi money. Good for you, Bernie. Bottom line is, it’s a pretty off year, but most everybody is getting through it. The brightest light of all is the fact that middle class local families can once again, finally, find homes to buy at prices they can afford. Now if only they can get financing.

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By Dan Rattiner Week of July 25 - July 31, 2009 Riders this week: 18,324 Rider miles this week: 114,421 DOWN IN THE TUBE Jerry Seinfeld, of East Hampton, appeared at the ticket booth down on the Amagansett platform to inquire about the cost of subway rides. Then he left. The Olsen sisters went from Westhampton Beach to Quogue holding hands. TRACK WORK BEGINS Selected routes of the subway system will be shut down during the next month as maintenance men replace 10-year-old tracks as per Transit Authority orders. This week, the section between East Hampton and Bridgehampton will be closed from noon Monday to 9 a.m. Thursday. Riders going through that section are to get off at one of the two stations and take the waiting shuttle busses up on the street to the other station. Riders going just between those two stations should not bother going down the subway except to get their subway tickets. Just take the shuttle busses waiting by the subway entrances above.

TUNNEL CONSTRUCTION BEGINS The $52 billion dollar make-work federal stimulus program to build the tunnel between Sag Harbor and Foxwoods began last week. Nearly 4,000 workers attacked the project and dug down across the seabed of Peconic Bay, a total of one-half mile in the first six days. At this rate, the tunnel will be completed on its circuitous 80-mile route in less than three months, which would make the Guinness Book of World Records. Men and women have been hired on this round-the-clock project as diggers, haulers, divers, pumpers, auxiliary helpers, cooks, truckers, suppliers, food servers, cheerleaders, nurses, architects, engineers, janitors, food handlers, massagers, onlookers, diarists, photographers and bedtime story readers. According to President Obama, this enormous project, entitled “the humongous gargantuan dig,” will uptick the national economy on an annualized basis by 1.4%. “The money is very well spent,” said Presidential Economic Advisor Larry Summers. “We have to catch China.” GOOD HUMOR, BAD HUMOR A contract to allow the Good Humor Company to send a Good Humor cart pushed by a man in a white uniform ringing a bell through all the subway cars has not been a

success. Ice cream is getting sold, but only in a limited way. On the first day of the service, it was found that the carts were too wide to fit through the doors separating the subway cars. As a result, Hampton Subway decided to allow the Good Humor Man to just stay in one car, ringing his bell constantly to tell folks throughout the train of his presence. The noise has scared off all passengers from the subway car where Good Humor has set up, causing crowding in the other cars and much soiled clothing as people with ice cream push through the crowds to bring the popsicles to their kiddies. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE It seems to me to be a big waste of money for the Transit Authority to have us replace the tracks every 10 years. From long experience with the subway systems around this country, I can tell you that the steel’s shelf life is 40 years and there is little necessity to replace it after just 10. (Both Uganda and Nepal replace at 40.) Besides being a waste of money, it is a big inconvenience to our customers at this time as they pick their way through our limited service. We will, however, change the tracks, but only because if we didn’t we would lose our license to operate next year. The souvenir book, One Year on the Hampton Subway, is selling well at all Bookhampton Stores throughout the Hamptons. Get your copy today. It’s only $18.48, which with tax comes to $20.01. We tried making it come out to exactly $20, but we couldn’t do it, was the problem.

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tion of them grow so large as to be able to cause serious injuries to people. Most are much too small to accomplish this. However, size alone only plays an indirect role. The genuine danger is not the mere presence of sharks, but the fact that the size of people who find themselves in the ocean clearly falls into the spectrum of prey sought by large-sized sharks.” Dr. Ritter goes on to explain that sharks really mean no harm. They just like to eat. Even if they look evil. In other words, if you’re fat and look like a juicy morsel, it’s your fault. “The inherent danger is thus not the animal itself but rather the fact that by virtue of his size, man fits perfectly into the shark’s range of prey, that humans spend time in areas where sharks live and hunt, and that sharks

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Leber, and many others. As I mentioned, the whole town board, including the supervisor, is going to be gone in November. These are the people who are hoping to replace them. And I am thinking — as the evening wore on with discussions about whether it’s a good idea or bad idea to have a non-elected person or someone not from the community running a town or village — that this might be what is going through the heads of these people in the audience running for office: If this goes through, where is my salary? Wilkinson can forget $101,000. He will be lucky to get $30,000. The others can forget $63,000. It will be $6,000 or maybe nothing. The big bucks will go to the manager. My take on this? I think it is probably a better idea to have the supervisor and the councilmen working full time running everything. That’s what we have always done here on the East End and except for this one exception, it’s worked out. However, it is my opinion that the first thing that either Wilkinson or Ben Zwirn, the Democrat, ought to do upon taking office is to hire, for two years at least, a professional administrator to cut the fat, balance the budget and get everything back in order. During those two years, the supervisor and the councilmen should have their salaries cut by two-thirds. They only need to come in two days a week. There should be no need for them to have to be there when all the crying and screaming from the town workers is going on as they get the pink slips. It’s not the fault of the employees. It’s never been their fault. And I feel sad for them. But one way or another, the taxpayers of East Hampton have to struggle out of this unprecedented mess, and I just don’t think anybody can make that happen other than a professional.

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the people of Sagaponack, well SOME people in Sagaponack, said they didn’t want it. At some hearing I remember someone said the music might be too loud. There might be trumpets and kettle drums.” She shook her head from side to side in disbelief just at the thought of this. “Dan’s Papers was all for it,” I said. “People complain about everything. I recall once years earlier some tourists near the ocean complaining to the authorities that the roaring of the ocean was too loud. It was at an Inn somewhere. Hard to believe what people complain about.” “In this case,” Toby continued, “it just didn’t happen. But there was such an uproar about it and so much publicity about it that Steven Spielberg called me and got some of his friends involved, Alberto Vilar, David Geffen and Lauder, and they went and bought this place. It was ready made for us. Indeed it is perfect for us. I am so glad we came here. It was just one of those lucky things that happens.” “What did Itzhak think of all this?” I asked. “He was all for it, if I was for it. Our kids were grown. It was a big project, but he knew I was big enough to tackle it if that is what I wanted to do.” “Was he involved in it?” “Not at first. You know, he is very involved with Juilliard. But I put this program together in a matter of weeks, and, of course, I came to the fact there would be an orchestra. I said, ‘Why don’t you conduct the orchestra?’ And he said he wasn’t a conductor, he was a violinist, and I reminded him he took conducting classes in school. So he did conduct, but at first with just a pencil. He

wouldn’t touch a baton. He was just trying out being a conductor. But then he kind of got sucked into it and came to love it. You know, I think he plays better now than he ever played. The students challenge him. It is truly amazing.” Toby described the curriculum of the Perlman Music Program. It is in two parts. During the month of July, it’s a summer music camp for students 12 to 18. There are 38 openings in the camp program. And when a student is accepted, he comes back to the camp every year until he is 18. “So if we accept him at the age of 12, he is here for six summers. It’s a very intense program, a very intense curriculum. Mostly it is one-on-one, and the program gets tailored to the student.” Every Friday and Saturday night the students have concerts. There is no competition. The students actually rotate who is first violin or second or third. Each concert you see different students as first violin. They start out the first concert tallest to shortest. It’s a democracy. “With students here every summer, there are really only a few openings that come up. This past winter, we had two openings for violinists and one opening for cello. We had about 150 applicants.” The students practice six hours a day, six days a week. They eat breakfast lunch and dinner together. There are strict rules about certain things — smoking for instance, or when they can go walk to Tuck’s for Ice Cream. The kids are there to learn. The second half of the summer, August, is the month long Chamber Music Workshop for musi-

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Business 101 Applied to Hamptons Real Estate By T.J. Clemente In Business 101, there’s discussion of business cycles. The theory goes that there are ups and downs and that the market corrects itself. Then later in the course you learn about how the government steps in to affect these cycles and how sometimes the results are positive and sometimes they are not. Finally you learn supply and demand, goods and services provided at a profit, and “buy low and sell high,” or as the late George Washington University Professor James Carrington (he passed away last month at the age of 84) said, “If you buy right you can never sell wrong, but if you buy wrong you can never sell right.” All of this wisdom pretty much sums up the Hamptons real estate market today. With second quarter results in on East End sales, the numbers are not pretty (down 58%), but they may represent a bottom of sorts. The problem of a bottom is who’s left on the bottom and who will rise to the top? Recently four Hampton villages — Sagaponack, Amagansett, Bridgehampton and Southampton — were listed among the “Forbes Top 12 Troubled Luxury Neighborhoods,” based on a ratio of homes for sale versus actual trades, with time on the market and drop in selling prices all somehow factored in. What this is saying is that, at the moment, there is less interest in the highest end luxury homes — more supply than demand. As we explore the next level of this issue, what

else does this mean? If you’re one of those families whose ancestors bought the land and built the home in the 1640s, you’re still sitting in high profit territory even though you may have watched your values drop by the millions. If you purchased your property and home prior to the 1990s, things are still good with the price you paid versus the worth — even in today’s sluggish market. But if you kept borrowing equity from your home to finance a life style your paychecks couldn’t support, you may be in some level of “trouble,” depending on how much equity you pulled out (especially if you used that equity to pay bills your paycheck couldn’t cover). Another Jim Carrington favorite: “Never borrow money to pay bills, borrow money to make prudent investments. If you’re borrowing money to pay bills, you have a cash flow problem that needs to be addressed.” (By the way this was said in 1973, during the Nixon recession — a recession that perhaps greased the skids of his “resignation” in addition to Watergate.)

Then there are those who bought properties at the top of the “bubble.” When it burst, those investments entered the negative worth stage of the cycle and owners assumed a negative outlook. “Waiting it out” means losing more money in the short term in hopes of making money in the long term — not such great news to people over 59. The only glimmer of light here is another Carringtonism, “You can never go wrong buying quality” — unless it’s a short term investment in a very stagnant market. Another brilliant observer recently said, if you gave your money to a fund manager like Madoff or Warren Buffett, or bought GM bonds, your home, high purchase price or not, looks okay. Last comes the effects of the government. The Bush-Obama Treasury Departments have basically protected firms like Goldman Sachs,(which just released record billions in quarterly profit), Bank of America ($2.3 billion quarter profit) which owns Merrill Lynch, and JPMorgan Chase. Can that help the Hamptons real estate market sooner than later? Will those high-end bonuses return? (According to Goldman – they already have.) Will the stimulus stimulate? Will a curtailment on the executive compensation affect high end sales? Only time will tell. But in the meantime, a look at the second quarter numbers of 2009 basically shows a market in the “irons,” when sailing in the irons (continued on next page)

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George E Walsh to GNP Properties LLC, 75 North Ferry Road, 2,600,000

Joel Neil Mendel Kissin Trust to Elizabeth Anne Frowein, 50 Middle Ln, 11,740,000

James J McCahill to Jeffrey Collins, 149 Coopers Farm Road 1,700,000

Alex D Garfield to David & Cari Grodner, 22 Lynn Court, 4,000,000

By the Way LLC to Patricia & Nicolaus Feldmann, 17 Toylsome Place 1,700,000

Star Ranch Co LP to Alicia Zarou Scanlon, Startop Drive, 1,800,000

Thomas A Cook to Mary J O'Connor, 105 Hill Road, 1,600,000

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Richard Reilly to Vito & Carla Santarsieri, 5690 Indian Neck Lane, 590,000

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RIVERHEAD Riverhead Sound Assoc LLC to Ralph Palamidessi, 475 Stonecrop Rd, 559,900

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New Sunshine Realty Ltd to Marc Mathews, 264 Abrahams Path, 685,000

Nancy & Lawrence Staebler to Joan Mlicko, 2 Sandpiper Road, 995,000

Winifred B Meddaugh to Virginia & Thomas Hessler, 26 McGuirk Street, 950,000

EAST QUOGUE Jacqueline Krentzel to Matthew Setzer, 7 Friese Drive, 500,000

GREENPORT DKS Limited Partnership to Dorothy M & Charles D Reid, 160 5th St #30F, 690,000

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WADING RIVER Theresa Motroni to Mel Greifinger, 42 Beach Club Lane, 530,000

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Paul & Gail A Garber to Susan Wasserstein, 97 Samantha Circle, 530,000

Margaret A & Anthony Veziris to Kim Mogul, 15 Foxboro Road., 700,000

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Anniversary

“This camp has been one of the most wonderful experiences of my life,” she said. During our conversation, Itzhak finished with one student, came over to the inside of the slider, saw we were in intense conversation about the camp, and turned around and went back in to see his next student without saying a word. Half an hour later, however, as we were winding up, he came out and we talked awhile and I congratulated him on this amazing accomplishment. I took the pictures of the two of them that accompany this article.

McCarthy, McSherry and Browne. Sounds like an Ireland-based law firm. But it’s not. It’s a retired city cop, a retired city fireman, and an entrepreneur. Each is 74 years young. They’ve been best of friends since their grammar school days in Brooklyn. Pool their money together and a one-month rental on Further Lane is no problem. Take into account the bad economy and you can't blame their desire to downgrade. Perhaps the cliff-side bungalow at Gurney’s? Nope. Not these men of men. They went with the low-budget motel. There's a reason why.

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Don, Dick and Ron are grain of the earth guys. No egos (although none admitted to having the Irish curse… I’ll get to that later). No fancy clothes, just wrinkled shorts and t-shirts. Below is a picture of their room. I won’t mention the motel, but it’s a Montauk oceanfront that looks more like the joints you see on I-95 in Carolina.

I mentioned how close I remain with my two best friends from grade school, Gav and Jimbo. McCarthy said I should work hard to remain tight so that our golden years are like theirs. I'll take the advise but replicating the motel room aint happening. We spoke about how kids today have less than we did. Sounds strange? I was sad when I answered “yes” to McSherry's question: “do your kids rely on play dates?” Remember the days of getting on a bike and coming home when the lampposts went on? I asked, “Best ballplayer over the past 50 years?” McCarthy said Ted Williams, McSherry liked DiMaggio, Browne voted for Jackie Robinson. I asked, “Best movie of all time?” Unanimous answer, “King of the Hamptons.” I love getting ranked on by guys who drive 50mph in the speed lane. The question sparked a conversation about Milton Burl being the most endowed man in Hollywood. How four men with a total of 16 kids got tangled into that topic I’ll never know? Too much of Browne's Johnnie Walker I suppose?

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I bid farewell with an attempt of retaliation for the movie joke, I asked, "So tell me, who here has the worst case of Irish Curse?" The three men looked at each other and smiled. No debate needed - they've been friends long enough - they knew the answer. It was unanimous, “The guy who made the movie King of the Hamptons.” McCarthy, McSherry, and Browne. Having fun, sleeping great, and each a King of the Hamptons. www.kinghamptons.com

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means you’re stuck going right into the wind and you can’t seem to get the boat moving in any direction. The total number of homes sold in the Hamptons, according to Town and Country’s 2009 2nd quarter statistics, dropped 58% from 416 homes in 2008 to 175 in 2009. Judi Desiderio, of Town and Country believes the 2nd quarter numbers express a passing through the bottom stage. She bases this theory on her 30 plus years of experience in the Hamptons. From Corcoran Real Estate, Senior Publicist Karli Kittine, released similar numbers for the second quarter of 2009, but basically painted a picture of positive forward momentum based on the activities of the local offices. However it must be noted that the Wall Street tech market has come back, i.e. Apple Computer, Microsoft, Intel, Compaq, but the high tech bubble and the billions lost never came back, meaning the bottom is here, but that doesn’t mean those crazy 33% yearly increases are going to happen anytime soon. Htun Han, of Hamptons Realty Group, told me a few weeks ago that we’re forming a more stable and realistic market, for the long term. He didn’t see any return to the crazy market anytime soon. Supply and demand will determine the pricing, those who buy right will always sell right, and some wise people say the best time to buy is at the bottom. Now all you need is the money.

In between the two sagging twin beds is Browne’s air mattress. You simply cannot walk in this room. And it’s not like this was a last second vacation where the alternative was no vacation this is a 12 year tradition. The wives stay home, the kids pay a one evening hello, and the remaining four days includes drinking, eating, cigars and reminiscing about old times. I was in total awe of how something so simple could be so wet your pants funny.

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when I worked as a store clerk, my teenaged “colleagues” and I would slip away from the counter, whenever there was a lull in sales, to go into the stock room to read a hidden copy of D. H. Lawrence’s Lady Chatterley’s Lover. The voluntary and illicit nature of my reading of that book charmed me and helped make me the voracious and catholic reader I am today. For some time now my relationship to books has been determined by what I call the Tao of reading. Like the French existentialist philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre, I believe that when you go into the world in search of a book, browsing in a library or a bookstore, with an inchoate longing for literary solace, “somehow” one book among all the others you encounter will “speak” to you, if you are completely attentive and alert. This serendipitous way of finding books relies on intuition more than anything else, and is, for me, the most profoundly satisfying way to discover which books to read — in all seasons.

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Freshen Up! With two million jobs lost in the past year, getting a new gig has become even more difficult than before. After you’ve landed a sit-down with HR, gotten a haircut, shaved, quizzed yourself on the company’s history, and even had your best suit dry cleaned, the last thing you want to do is walk into the interview with a kicking case of bad breath. They say it’s the little things that make the difference, and while you would like to think that your halitosis should not impact your job prospects, remember: no one wants to work with a stink monger. While breathing into your cupped hand and then trying to sniff the residual air is a common technique of checking for bad breath, it isn’t the best. God knows where that hand has been. Maybe you didn’t wash well enough after picking up after the dog, maybe you washed too well and your lavender-scented palm gives you artificial results. You could purchase a Halimeter. Visit the Web site and see a busty blonde blowing into a little device similar to a breathalyzer, but instead of it reading your B.A.C, it is reading your P.U. – actually your V.S.C (Volatile Sulfur Compounds). But if you have the kind of money sitting around to be spending on a bad breath testing machine, you probably don’t have to worry about job interviews. An effective and inexpensive way of finding out the rank of your roar is by asking a trusted friend. Once you’ve found out about the stink, the quick fix is eating mints. Eat Whatever is a new approach to

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Beauty/Fashion My friend Joanna came out to visit on the busiest weekend of the summer. I had tons of events to attend as well as my daily shopping chores. It all worked out; we fit it all in. The Women’s Mafia is hosting its first ‘Designer Showcase’ at Smith Boutique, 28 Nugent Street, Southampton on Saturday July 25, from 3 to 9 p.m., featuring the designs of very popular bespoke women’s wear designers, Alissa Smith and Alisha Trimble. This exclusive event will feature some bubbly and knosh. Call 631-283-1510. Don’s miss this one! At London Jewelers, 2 Main Street, East Hampton, you will find Harmon Milano Couture Jewelry. The fine jewelry collection, previously available by appointment only, will be celebrating its launch by participating in the store’s “Designer Jewelry Trunk Show,” where there will be a group of jewelry designers also in attendance. The show starts at noon and runs until 5 p.m. on July 25. For information, call London Jewelers at 631-329-3939. Get the to-do list out for a great shopping experience at Warehouse 161, 161 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton, for the biggest ‘warehouse sale’ yet. Sharon has to make room for new inventory that will be arriving soon, so all furniture, lighting, accessories, gift items, napkins and dishes – some of which are selling elsewhere for twice the price – will be 30% to 70% off

on Saturday, July 25, 8 a.m. until 12 p.m. Everyone is welcome to join in on this sale, including dealers. For info, call 631-324-0555. Gail Rothwell, 66 Newtown Lane, East Hampton, is hosting a double “trunk show” on Friday and Saturday July 24 and 25, from 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. In the mix will be Gail Rothwell, Janis Proviser Jewelry and Debi Wisch Company. Jason Wu will be there on Saturday, 12 – 2 p.m. Refreshments will be served. Joanna and I spent the rest of the day in East Hampton shopping when we decided to try “Lucy’s Whey to Go” sandwiches at Lucy’s Whey, 80 N. Main Street, where there is an unbelievable lunch/sandwich menu with so much to choose from and so reasonably priced. The fresh pasta menu includes pastas that are made with parsley and arugula, lemon-pepper, traditional, mushroom and truffle oil. The girls at Lucy’s Whey have created some new “quick and easy” menus, stop in and check them out – or share some of yours! Call 631-324-4428 to order ahead. Head out to the fashion and art show at Pailletts, 75 Main Street (Shopping Cove Courtyard), Sag Harbor, for a late afternoon fun event. There will be unique dresses, new cocktail couture and hats, all created and styled by Danielle Gisiger. The Courtyard “defilee” will include live jazz by Vanessa Trouble, as well as Patricia McDonough, the new artist on display.

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK Goldberg’s Famous Deli & Restaurant 65 Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631.998.3878 Another Goldberg’s Bagel Bakery has arrived in the Hamptons. The first one opened in Southampton in 1998, followed by the opening of one in East Hampton in 2004 and WHB in 2009. They specialize in breakfast, lunch and brunch that include breakfast specials, eggs/omelets, their famous French toast, bagels, flagels, selected cream cheeses and spreads. You will be surprised at the delicious, jumbo hot pastrami and corned beef and their signature light chicken and tuna salads, hamburgers, hot dogs and fries. The list goes on forever, with their full line of smoked fishes, Nova whitefish, baked salmon sturgeon and other specialties, all made in their kitchen while you wait. They also offer catering for any occasion. Goldberg’s is open seven days a week. Printhampton 59 Maple Street, Southampton 631.283.9572 It is my pleasure to report about “an old kid on a new block.” After twenty years on Hampton Road in Southampton, Printhampton has moved to a beautiful, new location by the Southampton Railroad Station. A big plus is that there is plenty of parking in a less hectic environment…except for Friday when the Cannonball arrives! “I’ve stocked my fridge with refreshments so clients can relax here while they wait for the train or Luxury Liner to roll in,” says Jeanie Johnson, owner. “Even though we’re smaller, we still offer one stop shopping for all your printing, copying and graphic design needs.” Right now, there is a Crane’s/Kate Spade sale…buy 75 get 25 free – that

T.B.D. 67A Jobs Lane, Southampton Peter Hananel and Jesse Warren conceived T.B.D. (short for To Be Determined) to bring exclusive and luxurious, relaxed fashion to an underserved men’s market within the Hamptons. T.B.D.’s walls are constructed from white, distressed wood planks and the floors are natural (sanded and unstained), distressed oak. Several found and vintage pieces make up the majority of the furnishings. Dressing rooms are handcrafted in a tent-like structure while the garments are displayed on custom-fitted black pipe racks – creating a subtle contrast against the white walls. Armed with a strong knowledge of the brightest established and emerging labels, T.B.D. set out to open a summer-only lifestyle pop-up shop. Every item available at T.B.D. – clothing, handmade surfboards, art and design pieces, books and magazines, and more – has been thoroughly considered. They are currently stocking labels such as UNIS, A.P.C., YMC (You Must Create), Save Khaki, rag & bone, Coto Luxe, TOMS Shoes and SUPER Sunglasses. Their current book selection includes titles from Taschen & Rizzoli with an emphasis on art, design and surf. The shop also carries a small selection of summer reading from authors such as Michel

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This mini-event, held Saturday, July 25, 4:30 to 5:30 p.m., is for everyone. There will be an Urban Zen/Arzu Rug event at the Sag Harbor store on Bay Street this weekend, and every weekend until September. Q: In your “New Kids” column earlier this summer was a gal who makes cupcakes for all occasions based in Sag Harbor. I did write down the information, but cannot find it. Can you give me info on that new kid on the block? – JP A: That was easy. My granddaughter had a special birthday party a few weeks ago, and I offered to bring the birthday cake. Instead, I brought six dozen of the best cup cakes they ever tasted. Owners, Jenna and Sara are the proprieties of Peace, Love & Cupcakes and are available for special events including bridal showers, weddings and catering and, of course, cupcakes. You can choose from a wide variety of flavors from classic yellow to margarita or their specialty, red velvet. No event is too big or small for them! Everything is a “peace of cake.” Give them a call at 631-816-0602 for info and orders. Ciao and happy summer shopping!

Houellebecq and Colson Whitehead. T.B.D. will be open from late June through September. Kesner Southampton 46 Jobs Lane 631.283.8323 – kesner-ny.com Owners Mathew Simon and Philip Silverman have recently opened the doors of their 1,000 sq. ft. men’s shop, Kesner Southampton. The shop was named Kesner in honor of their grandfather, Alfred Kesner. The concept of Kesner is straightforward, showcasing a fresh mix of new and established designers from the US and abroad to provide mature, well-edited, classic collections that are more accessible to today’s man. Kesner will offer ready-to-wear favorites from Neil Barrett, Spurr, Veronique Branquinho, Kris Van Assche, Paul Smith, Hartford, and new sensation, Burkman Bros. In addition, it will feature US exclusives including Marchand Drapier, antonio azzuolo, Melinda Gloss, and Loewe. Other featured items include swimwear by California surf brand Sundek and Richard James, footwear necessities from Paul Smith and SeaVees, an incredible fine jewelry collection from Ten Thousand Things, and accessories ranging from sunglasses by Milan-based LGR to Italian leather goods by WANT Les Essentials de la Vie. Southampton Physical Therapy 249 Meeting House Lane, Southampton 631.920.5640 Alan R. Klein, MSPT, Certified Golf Clinician, has recently arrived, bringing the East End quality physical therapy in orthopedic and sports injuries, total joint rehabilitation (hip, knee, shoulder, back, neck and TMJ problems), balance and gait deficits, plyometric and sort agility training, and hand, rotator cuff and shoulder injuries. Klein’s advanced competencies and skills include pain reduction, user-friendly home exercise programs, fitness and wellness and more. Early morning and evening appointments are available. If you are a new kid on the block, email me at: NewKids@danspapers.com

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Golf Practice: Get the Most Out of Your Impact Bag By Darren DeMaille The impact bag is one of the most popular golf training aids of all time. It has many different uses and has been used in instruction for professionals to beginners. The bag was originally designed to teach correct impact position, including proper wrist position and a square clubface. Hitting the bag properly will help the player feel and focus on the most important aspect of the golf swing which is the moment the ball is hit. However, over time, golf instructors and their students have developed many other uses for the bag. Here are a few drills that I like to use. Line of Compression Too many amateurs try to help the ball in the air, causing the lead wrist to break down, which results in a loss of distance and poor trajectory. The impact bag helps the player feel a flat lead wrist and the extension of the lead arm. Make a few half speed swings into the bag feeling the golf club and the lead arm in a straight line when the bag is struck. This in turn will promote compression of the golf ball and proper trajectory. Slice Killer A slice occurs when a golf ball is struck with an open clubface. The impact bag helps the player fell the correct clubface position when the club hits the ball. Most amateurs have uneducated hands and do not know what a closing clubface feels like. Swing your golf club into the impact bag and feel the toe of

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Marshall Watson’s dining room By Karen Amster-Young & Marcy Clark A grand and whimsical foyer greets guests as they enter this summer’s Hamptons Designer Showhouse sponsored by Traditional Home magazine. This magnificent Water Mill house, built by Farrell Building Company, is, for a short time, home to over 25 design-

ers and decorative artists that collaborate and contrast to please the eye and challenge the imagination. A warm yet contemporary library designed by Kristen McGinnis subtly beckons guests to grab a good book and nestle into the couch. Working with gorgeous knotty pine cabinetry, she created an engaging space that is a celebration of women artists and reflects a deep connection with nature. Look for a tribal-print inspired Chesterfield sofa, a Moroccan rug, a lush green Podocarpus and works by contemporary artists such as Michelle Oka Doner and Toots Zynsky. Marshall Watson’s delicious dining room pays homage to nature at every turn. He embraces found objects and antiques, such as his row of Bee Skeps lighting fixture by Mark Figuerado and iron topiaries repurposed as freestanding sculptures. The English Oiled walls with an oversize damask print envelop the room, bringing together the rustic textures and natural linens, such as the inventive chair slips with screen-printed names and the renewably resourced aloe carpet from Nepal. Brad Ford created an unforgettable oasis in his screened porch. Featuring custom-built porch swings and a porcelain wind-chime installation his casually luxurious space captures the spirit of the Hamptons. In KA Design Group’s sumptuous contemporary Great Room, white, pink, brown and green furniture and art make the room pop. The mélange of color is encased in a wall wrapping of a dark, almost-black Venetian plaster, above traditional white molding. A tongue-in-cheek Vic Muniz art-from-chocolate syrup

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ideal confection for your favorite fashionista. Inspired by her favorite Vera Wang Purple Label blouse, the room incorporates purple, chartreuse and gray hues, as well as clear and reflective surfaces – mirrored chests, Lucite, crystal and chrome. Silk taffeta curtains and organza shades give the room a glamorous ball gown touch. The master bedroom by Jenny Garrigues is both detailed and ornate, while remaining soothing. “This bedroom is so typical of the British,” said Garrigues. “Unique carvings and shapes gave a more casual and exotic character to the homes.” Local design firm SY Interiors’ home office features a world-class art collection. The room showcases art from Vered Gallery with ocean, equestrian and garden themes, distinctive to the Hamptons, alongside whimsical modern vintage touches such as a donut phone. Brendan Kwinter Schwartz turned a small, windowless basement room into an haute couture Mahjong room for the lady of the house. She wrapped the room with Indian print Quadrille wallpaper on three sides and reclaimed barn wood on the fourth. A playful life-size paper-goat-with-painting installation by Ivar Theorin and other contemporary pieces sourced by curator Jayne H. Baum complete the modern game room. The master sitting room, by Hamilton and Associates, and the master dressing room, by Kat Burki, are also both modest sized spaces that feel larger than life. Ellen Hamilton creates a cheeky slant on the sitting room with vibrant colors, floral prints, a life-size humorous photograph by Suzy Hoodless, and unique colonial Dutch furniture. The room opens onto a perfect breakfast terrace with gorgeous potted plants. Burki’s room innovates with a surprisingly tranquil creamy green wall treatment and antique Japanese tables as dressing tables. The Showhouse also features impressive spaces and design by Katie Ridder, Robert Stilin, Bradley Thiergartner, Nathan Egan, Jeff Lincoln, Victoria Burke, Brian Brady, Greg Lanza, Denise Rinfret, Lucille Khornak, Lizzie Bailey, Carrier & Co., Dinging Delight, Couture Interiors, Lydia MacLear, Dutch Petals, Just Terraces and Lle-dom Contemporary Art Glass. The Hampton Designer Showhouse opens to the public with a Gala on July 25 to benefit Southampton Hospital. Located at 179 David’s Lane, Water Mill, he Showhouse will be open daily Monday to Sunday from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. through Sept. 6. Admission is $30.

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Quinoa, Not Rice – and More Food Tips I have a good friend who went to great lengths to serve her children only natural, organic, uber healthy food from when they were babies. When she came out here, the only place she’d take the kids to eat was Provisions. So imagine my surprise when I saw her a few years later and the kids were eating hot dogs and ice cream at a party. “You do what you can,” she said. “But by the time they’re in school, you’re throwing bags of burgers from MacDonald’s into the back seat, yelling ‘here’s your food!’” We were the same with our son. His first “real” meal was mashed organic sweet cup squash that I steamed and whipped myself. I can still remember the unusual look on his face when he tasted it. And now we have more Happy Meal toys than I dare to count – evidence that exacerbates my guilt. But we do pretty well. Lots of fresh produce. Free range chicken. Fish. His favorite food is steamed artichoke hearts – I must be doing something right. I pride myself in haranguing my partner about his meals when I’m not around to make them. “Has he had any fruit or vegetables today?” I ask gently (patronizingly gently, some might say). Inspired by an Italian mother who said “Basta!” to canned and frozen foods; as well as a macrobiotic consultant in New York who explained in gory detail how meat is (not) digested, I’ve long been an advocate of

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ing and reading pre-operative X-rays of a dog’s shattered leg, which required surgical placement of a pin. I followed Miller to the Exotics area, where, she further explained, we might get a glimpse of one or two zoo animals waiting for various procedures. Unbeknownst to my wonderful host and guide, my tour ended with what felt like a fireworks finale. I was standing in the Penn, School of Veterinary Medicine Library. It took a lifetime, but I finally made it! Today I was a guest, but I was not a stranger. When I’m looking for answers, I go to the U of P. From the moment I’m greeted in the parking lot by Sly Broxton to the consultation conducted by a fourth-year veterinary student, to the examination and diagnostic procedures performed by the U of P veterinarian, I am assured that quality of life is unequivocally everyone’s game plan. Please look for upcoming Penn Vet information in our Murphdog® Magazine section of murphdogandcompany.net.

Kid’s Calendar FRIDAY, JULY 24 ROCKIN’ THE PARK – 8 to 11 p.m. Skate boarders welcome. Refreshments, live music with In Circles, Off City Limits, and Consent of Kings. Red Creek Park, 102 Old Riverhead Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-702-1960. TREASURE ISLAND – Presented by WHBPAC Summer Musical Theatre Camp starring 60 local kids. 7 p.m. $15. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St. 631-288-1500. TIME TRAVELERS – 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Experience nineteenth century life. $75. Rogers Memorial Library, 17 Meeting House La., Southampton. GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATRE – The Princess, the Frog & the Pea. $10/$9 members and grandparents/$5 under 3 years. 11 a.m. – 12 p.m. 4 Hampton St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. SATURDAY, JULY 25 UNDER THE SEA – See Day by Day Benefits for info. AIR DRY CLAY WORKSHOP – 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. $20. Art at the Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread La., East Hampton. 631-324-0603. LVIS/LIONS CLUB FAIR & BBQ – See Day by Day listing for more info. GOAT ON A BOAT – See 7/24 listing for info. PUPPET SHOW & BEACH WALK – Find and record things found at the bay with educator and puppets. 10 a.m. South Fork Natural History Museum. $7/$5 children/free SoFo members. 631-537-9735. HORTON HEARS A WHO – 11 a.m. $7. Bay Street Theater’s big screen, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-7259500. SUNDAY, JULY 26 PRINCESS PARTY – Ages 3 and up. Pastries and savories, live music by the Princesses, auction, and Royal Souvenirs. Dressing like a princess recommended. $60 for one adult and child. 2:30 - 5:30 p.m. Grenning Gallery, 17 Washington St., Sag Harbor. 631-329-1420. TUESDAY, JULY 28 CARNIVAL – See Day by Day listing for info. CREATIVE SCIENCE – Make Your Own Kaleidoscope.

Ages 6 and up. 3 p.m. Hampton Library, Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. WORLD TRAVELERS – See Programs/Classes for more info. Turkey: Istanbul’s “Grand Market.” WEDNESDAY, JULY 29 MOVIES AND MUNCHIES – Coraline. 5 p.m. Hampton Library, Montauk Hwy., Bridgehampton. 631-5370015. MICHAELANGELO CEILING PAINTING – Ages 6 to 12. Explore the art of Michelangelo through storytelling and pictures. 12:30 p.m. Quogue Library, Quogue. 631-6534224 x4. WORLD TRAVELERS – See Programs/Classes for more info. Mediterranean cruise. THURSDAY, JULY 30 BACK TO THE FUTURE – Screening. 7:30 p.m. $10/$5 kids. Amphitheater at the Children’s Museum of the East End, Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. 917-375-8538. ZENTANGLE – Learn repetitive pattern drawing method. $5. 6:30 p.m. Quogue Library, Quogue. 631-6534224 x4. WORLD TRAVELERS – See Programs/Classes for more info. Spain: Bullfight. GOAT ON A BOAT – Goldilocks. $10/$9 members and grandparents/$5 under 3 years. 11 a.m. – 12 p.m. 4 Hampton St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. PROGRAMS/CLASSES COLLAGE ART WITH OLIVER – 3-week workshop. Covers various collage techniques using an array of materials and textures culminating in a finished work. Free. Ages 10-18. Starts Fri., 7/31. 10:30-11:30 a.m. John Jermain Memorial Library, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. WORLD TRAVELERS – Ages 4 – 7. United Methodist Church, 160 Main St., Southampton. Through games, stories, crafts, songs and dance kids learn about different cultures. Theworldtravelers.com. 917-538-5049. KIDSUMMER ART CAMP – Kids learn art techniques. Includes cultural field trips. Week long sessions 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. starting July 9. $475/$375 members. Parrish Art Museum, Jobs La., Southampton. 631-283-2118.

SUMMER FUN SPANISH – Learn basic Spanish through storytelling, songs, and games. Ages 6 to 11. Saturdays in July and August. 10:30 to 11:30 a.m. Montauk Library, 871 Montauk Highway. 631-668-3377. TV & FILM CAMP – Saturdays and Sundays in July and Aug. Kids learn writing, producing, directing, filming, and more. Southampton Cultural Center. 631-287-4377. ONGOING JACKSON POLLOCK DRIP PAINTING – Family workshop. Thursdays and Fridays 10 to 11:30 a.m. in July and Aug. Pollock Krasner Research Center, 820 Fireplace Rd., Springs. Reservations at 631-329-2811. CMEE – Children’s Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibitions, arts and science based programs and workshops, special events. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. . $7/free for members. GOAT ON A BOAT – Goatonaboat.org. Play Groups, Tot Art, puppet shows Thurs.-Sat. 11 a.m. Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Sat. from 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Ages 3 and up. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – Music and movement program for young children. 631-764-4180. JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY STORYTIME – Thursdays at 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library, Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. Send all events for the kids’ calendar to events@danspapers.com by Friday at noon.

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Arts & Entertainment A Look at Motherhood from All Sides Stein “got all sorts of views from single moms, working moms, step-moms, mothers who adopt, moms who have a child with special needs, first-time moms, empty nesters, grandmothers, and motherin-laws.” “We drew from the best playwrights, novelists, television and film writers, and essayists, to create an evening that exposes all the experiences of the journey of motherhood,” Stein added. Both Stein and Rose connected with the contributing writers,

who they feel will also connect with the audience. The two say that this play is not just for women – men can relate to it, too, since they have had mothers, mothers-in-law, grandmothers and wives. Three of the pieces were written by men. For tickets to this staged reading at the Parrish Art Museum on July 30 and 31 and August 1, at 8 p.m., which are $40, call the Bay Street Box Office at 631-725-9500, or go in person to the box office, open daily from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m.

Samantha Mathis By Debbie Tuma Motherhood is explored in all aspects in the bold and moving new play, Motherhood Out Loud, conceived and produced by Susan Rose and Joan Stein. Also produced by Renee Landegger and Judith Resnick, this work-in-progress will premiere July 30-August 1, as part of Bay Street Theatre’s 2009 “Bay Street at the Parrish” season. Tracy Mitchell, general manager at Bay Street, said a new, 99-seat house is being created at the Parrish Art Museum, with café-style tables and chairs, and beer and wine available for purchase. The Parrish is redoing a room once used for films and lectures to accommodate this new theatre stage. “This is our first production with the new partnership of Bay Street Theatre and the Parrish Art Museum,” said Mitchell. “We’re very excited to work together and have the opportunity for a developmental second stage. It allows us to produce new works that we can’t do in the summer at our 299seat house. We need to produce viable shows for a smaller theatre, and this one will work out great,” she said. This production of Motherhood is directed by Lisa Peterson, whose credits include an Obie Awardnominated production of Shipwrecked in New York City. Some of the featured actors in the show include Samantha Mathis, Carson Kressley, Margo Martindale and Saidah Arrika Euklona. The idea for Motherhood Out Loud, written by over 15 writers from around the country, came to Rose when she saw the play Bridges and Tunnels, about the immigrant experience. “I thought, what’s another universal theme which has not been touched upon theatrically, and I came up with motherhood. I always wanted to be a mother, and when I finally gave birth to my daughter, now 19, I realized how much I enjoyed this experience and how much there was to say and share about it, from other people’s varied experiences,” she said. Rose, of Katonah, New York, called her long-time friend and co-creator, Stein, of Los Angeles, and said, “Wouldn’t it be great to get lots of different experiences of motherhood from different writers?” Rose brought Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat from the Ford Theatre in Washington, D.C. to Broadway. She and her partner, Gail Berman brought Hurly Burly to Broadway, directed by Mike Nichols. Stein, raised in Oceanside, L.I., ran the Canon Theatre in L.A., won a Tony Award for producing Side Man, and produced Steve Martin’s play, Picasso at the Lapin Agile. In producing Motherhood, Rose said she and 1197380

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Theater Review: Dinner at Bay Street

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By Susan M. Galardi We’ve all been to them. Those dinner parties that feel like neither, where guests are served huge helpings of calculated strategy overly spiced with hidden agendas. That is the set up for English dramatist Moira Buffini’s play, Dinner, which had its American premiere at the Bay Street Theater in Sag Harbor and runs through August 2. Bay Street has scored a major hit with this production. The extremely funny, well-written play is impeccably directed and acted by a seasoned, tight ensemble cast. It is a home run. In the play, Paige, an upper middle class woman, throws a dinner party ostensibly to celebrate the publication of her husband’s book. She sets the bar for bad behavior with her acerbic comebacks and biting bon mots. Her husband, Lars, and the three guests start out with good intentions, but ultimately sink to her level. Troy Hourie’s set design tells the tale. A gorgeous, formal dining table is set on a rotating platform under a crystal chandelier. But between scenes (with names like “Frozen Waste” and “Apocalypse of Lobster”), the table turns, both literally and figuratively. Behind the table stand stately trees – bare trunks save for the very top, where broken limbs stab at one another like swords – a metaphor for the guests themselves, “upstanding” citizens jabbing away at every chance. Throughout the play, dinner is served by a silent, stoic Waiter (played with terrifying grace by the very scary Eric Walton) who is clearly there to serve one master, Paige. An unexpected guest, Mike, is a “lower class” stranger who shows up when his truck breaks down. Against Paige’s will, Lars insists that Mike stay for dinner.

Mercedes Ruehl and Brian Hutchison Director David Esbjornson keeps the action moving within the potentially sedentary framework of a dinner. But with sharp direction and dramatic emotional turns in this dark comedy, there’s not a static moment. In the role of Paige is Mercedes Ruehl, dressed in a white crimped Grecian gown that seems to flow out of the formal table linen (kudos to costume designer Elizabeth Hope Clancy). Ruehl, a Tony, Golden Globe and Oscar winner a few times over, tears it up as Paige, ruling the stage whether or not she has lines, yet remaining very much a player in this tight ensemble. Her repeated phrase, “We need drinks,” morphs in meaning throughout the evening – it’s an acting lesson on how inflection and intention trump dialogue. As her husband Lars, English born actor Daniel Gerroll is stoic, literally clenched-jawed as he tries to maintain some civility before caving in himself.

J. Smith-Cameron plays Wynne, a vegetarian and former flame of Lars who bursts into the scene in a brilliant entrance. Smith-Cameron seems born into the role of this passionate free spirit who is the only character in the play with honest emotion. “Don’t be nice to me or I’ll cry!” she pleads when the others try to comfort her. Reed Birney and Laura Campbell play the oddly paired January/May theme newlyweds, Hal and Sian. At the start of the play, the bookish Hal is stuffed into too tight dark jeans in an attempt to bridge the age gap with his young wife. He later returns disheveled in a sleeveless t-shirt and ill fitting pants. Birney hit just the right notes with his character, who is both proud of and insecure about the conquest of a trophy wife. Campbell is a pointy Sian in every way, from her sharp features to arched eyebrows to witchy boots to fangy comments. Brian Hutchison’s Mike is a straight forward character that provides a respite from the machinations of the others. Sound design by Mark Bennett set the tone with a foreboding piano piece (a Chopin mazurka?). Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” leads into the lobster scene, which is horrifying. Yet extremely funny. Laugh out loud funny, thanks to Buffini’s dark humored sensibility. The end of the play will leave you gasping – but not from laughter. So far, in this 2009 Hamptons theater season, Dinner is the play to see. Dinner at Bay Street Theater, through August 2, Tues. – Sat. at 8, Sun. at 7; matinees Wed. at 2 p.m., Sat. at 4 p.m. Tickets: $55/$65. Two for the price of one available on the day of the performance after 2 p.m. To purchase: visit box office, call 631-725-9500 or go online at baystreet.org.

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Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Lynn Matsuoka at Snake Hollow Studio Alternate spaces come in all shapes and sizes. Nowadays, many artists are having their own private exhibits at their studios. One such example is Lynn Matsuoka, who features participants from both the Sumo world and Kabuki Theatre in her work. “Celebrating” is actually a better word to convey what the artist does: letting the viewer into places where we would never be able to enter on our own. Imagine being backstage to observe first-hand the Sumo wrestlers or the Kabuki actors. These ancient traditions are revealed uniquely in Matsuoka’s art, activities that were once only present in our imagination or the movies. To say that the artist had a privileged perspective is putting it mildly. She was, indeed, a fly on the wall. The subdued lighting and subtle ambience of the artist’s studio are also perfect for the corresponding muted colors and gentle strokes present in the art works themselves. Simply put, the art seems at home in its surroundings, as if it were someone’s living room. The art itself, while depicting wrestlers, is soothing despite the physical nature of the sport. Matsuoka captures the lyrical flow of the action, the non-verbal interaction between the contestants. It’s curious to note that the artist was previously a court illustrator, covering the Watergate hearings, among other events. Such experience gave her an acute and articulate way of showing facial expressions, postures and gestures that were essential to capture the proceedings’ spirit and tone. Matsuoka captures the preparation and ordinary behavior of Kabuki actors equally well, showing in one piece men putting make-up on children. Yet the work evokes another “worldliness” that also applies to the Sumo wrestlers. It’s as if objects and people are being rendered in slow motion, although this is just an impression.

There’s an exception, however, in one drawing, where overlays of images with horses create a real temporal deceleration. Spatial orientation is challenged in another series (not related to her Japanese work) with single figures flipped upside down, floating in space. Various other figures have tattooing on their body; small symbols are also hidden in the corner of a drawing. Matsuoka has used a male model as well in these spatial flip-flops. The imagery is arresting to be sure, the

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man’s body stark against the background. Not only has the artist created a sense of time and place in this series as she has with her wrestlers and actors, but she has also evoked a sense of motion and the idea that we are experiencing the fall along with the subject. Lynn Matsuoka’s work can be seen at 221 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton, starting July 25 with a reception from 3-5 p.m. Keith Barker’s birdhouses will also be on view. The artist’s work can also be seen at hamptonsartist.com

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The Hamptons International Film Festival will present a rock ‘n’ roll documentary unlike any other on July 31. Hosted by Alec Baldwin, It Might Get Loud explores how the electric guitar helped shaped the sound of three musical superstars from different generations and very different backgrounds. Guitarists Jimmy Page (The Yardbirds, Led Zeppelin), The Edge (U2) and Jack White (The White Stripes, The Raconteurs) each intimately describes how the electric guitar influenced their lives, as well as their youthful musical rebellion that led them to eventual superstardom. The film takes the viewer on a journey through each guitarist’s musical lives, showing Headley Hall, where Page and Led Zeppelin wrote the classic “Stairway to Heaven. Meanwhile, White writes a song on-camera in a farmhouse in Tennessee and the documentary also captures The Edge laying down guitar tracks for a U2 single. At the end of the film, the three come together to share stories and teach each other songs. On stage together, White introduces a new mic that he had custom built into his guitar. The Edge shows off his effects pedals, while viewers are able to check out Page’s double-neck guitar. The film is directed and produced by An Inconvenient Truth’s Davis Guggenheim, and produced by Thomas Tull, Lesley Chilcott and Peter Afterman. It Might Get Loud: July 31 at 8 p.m. For more information, go to guildhall.org or call 631-324-4050. – Tiffany Razzano

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS JUDY KENSLEY MCKIE – Opening reception 7/24. 5 to 7 p.m. Art Furniture. 5:30 p.m. The Gorgeous Colors of Flute and Harp. $10/free for members. LongHouse Reserve, 133 Hands Creek Rd., East Hampton. 631-329-3568. DRAWING WORKSHOP – 7/25 to 26. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. “The Art of Drawing the Figure.” Covering still life and landscape. Instructor Linda Capello. $215. 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620. NEIL LEIFER – Opening reception & book signing 7/25. 5 to 7 p.m. Photographs. Delaney Cooke Gallery, 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 917-445-8427. CHRISTOPHER ENGEL – Opening reception 7/25. 5 to 7 p.m. “Bloom – Angels & Prophets, Part II.” 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ENGEL & VOLKERS – Evening of art featuring Beverly Pinzon 7/25. 6 to 8 p.m. Portion of sales donated to Human Resources of the Hamptons to benefit the Southampton Food Pantry. Non-perishable food donations appreciated. 20 Main St., Southampton. SNAKEHOLLOW STUDIO – Opening reception 7/25. 3 to 5 p.m. Work by Lynn Matsuoka, birdhouses by Keith Barker. 221 Snakehollow Rd., Bridgehampton. EYE OF THE BEHOLDER – Opening reception 7/25. 6 to 8 p.m. Series by Harriet Sawyer celebrating summer life in the Hamptons. On thru 8/9. Hampton Road Gallery, 36 Hampton Rd. 631-880-9320. SUMMER HEAT – Opening reception 7/25. 6 to 8 p.m. Eileen Hickey-Hulme and Tony Servedio. Driftwood Alley Gallery, 96 Industrial Rd., Montauk. BOOK SIGNING – 7/25. Jim and Karla Murray sign Store Front - The Disappearing Face of New York. 4 – 6 p.m. Clic Gallery, East Hampton. 212-219-9308. SLIDE LECTURE – 7/26. 3 p.m. Lecture on Taryn Simon. Free with museum admission. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0806. HATS OFF – Opening reception 7/30. 5 to 8 p.m. Group show featuring regional and international contemporary artists. Hats encouraged. RVS Fine Art, 20 Jobs La., Southampton. 631-838-4843. GALLERIES ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. BENSON-KEYES ARTS – “Hamptons Favorites.” Leecon Ct., Southampton. Open by appointment. elainebensongallery@gmail.com. 917-509-1379. BOLTAX GALLERY – “Abstructures” by Pilar Olaverri, paintings by Eric Blum. On thru 8/3. 21 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-377-3355. info@bravurastyle.com CANIO’S GALLERY– “Jacob’s Monsters” by Peter

Begley. 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Showing a variety of local artists. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-298-8610. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – “Summer Celebrations.” On thru 7/30. 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. THE CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Thurs. thru Sun. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 136 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-3627. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Former residence of Victor D’Amico. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-2673172. DeCORDOVA STUDIO AND GALLERY – “Men Only.” On thru 8/16. 538 Main Street, Greenport. decordovagallery.com. 631-477-0620. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. Deshukriversgallery.com. GALERIE BELAGE – “Outsider Art in the Hamptons.” On thru 9/8. 8 Moniebogue La., Westhampton Beach. 631288-5082. GALLERY B – "Lesser Known Swiss Masters of the 20th Century." Opening Reception Sat., Aug. 1, 5:30-8 p.m. 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-1059. info@thegalleryb.com. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR – “Organic Marinescapes” by Gil Ferrer. 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-7707. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Sat. and Sun. 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. 88 Gin Lane, Southampton. 631-5747542 or 631-830-2895. KESZLER GALLERY – “Flowers” by Zhuang Hong Yi, “Colored Diamond Dust” by Russell Young, “Nomad Two Worlds” by Russell James. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Fri.Sun. 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. 631-204-0353. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. Michealperezartist.com. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – “Inner Beast.” On thru 8/6. 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Photography by JeanLuc Mylane. Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. Job Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – “Local Color.” New paintings by Carolyn Francis, Keith Mantell, and Deborah Palmer. On thru 8/14. Sat. 12 - 6 p.m. Sun. 1 – 5 p.m. and by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-4772633. QUOGUE LIBRARY ART GALLERY – Conceptual drawings of Ralph Lauren fashions by Audrey Schilt. On thru

7/29. 90 Quogue St. 631-653-4224. RATIO GALLERY – Paintings by Marlies IhmelsHerget. On thru 8/31. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. Ratiogallery.com. REMSENBURG ACADEMY – Felicitas Wetter. Fine Art Graphics. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. 130 S. Country Rd., Remsenburg. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – “Bloom – Angels & Prophets, Part II.” Works by Alan Christopher Engel. On thru 8/6. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Reina & Reich. Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-7220500. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – “Giganticism.” On thru 7/26. 120 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. info@silasmarder.com. 631-702-2306. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – “Book Review.” Narrative works in book form. On thru 8/3. Fri.-Mon. 12:30 to 6 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – Neil Williams. On thru 8/3. 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY – “Textures: Artists as Alchemists.” 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Thurs – Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 631-291-9061. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Water 2009.” Group show. On thru 7/28. 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. Tullaboothgallery.com. WATERMILL MUSEUM ART GALLERY – “Local Inspiration” by Sally Breen. Open daily, closed Tues. and Wed. watermillmuseum.org. 631-726-4625. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – “From Manhattan to the Hamptons” by Cuca Romley. On thru 8/3. Also showing Barbara Hadden. Open daily 12-8 p.m. (Closed Tues). 125 Main St. Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. WISH ROCK STUDIO – Fine art and frame shop. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200. VERED GALLERY – Massimo Vitali’s “Beaches.” On thru 8/4. 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Saturdays. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-3303.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, July 24 to Thursday, July 31. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Bruno – Fri. 4, 6, 8, 10 Sat., 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 Sun., 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 Mon., 5, 9:30 Tues-Thurs, 5, 7, 9 Harry Potter – Fri, 4:30, 7:30, Sat-Sun, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon-Thurs., 4:30, 7:30 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Bruno (R), Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (PG), Public Enemies (R), Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (PG), The Proposal (PG13), The Ugly Truth (R), G Force (PG), The Orphan (R) SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Whatever Works – 8 all week. Yoo-Hoo Mrs. Goldberg – 4, 6 all week. GREENPORT THEATRE (+) Bruno – Fri., Mon.-Thurs., 6:45, 8:45 Sat.-Sun.,

2:20, 4:20, 6:45, 8:45 Whatever Works – Fri., Mon.-Thurs., 6:15, 8:15 Sat.-Sun., 2:10, 4:10, 6:15, 8:15 Ugly Truth - Fri., Mon.-Thurs., 6:30, 8:30 Sat.Sun., 2, 4, 6:30, 8:30 Harry Potter – Fri., Mon.-Thurs., 6, 9 Sat.Sun., 2:30, 6, 9 UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0598) Movies not received by press time. UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Hangover (R) - Fri., 4:20, 7:40, 10:10, Sat. 4:20, 7:40, 10:10 Sun., 4:20, 7:40, Mon-Thurs., 4:20, 7:40 Harry Potter (PG13) – Fri., 3:20, 7, 10:20, Sat., 12, 3:20, 7, 10:20, Sun., 12, 3:20, 7 Mon-Thurs, 3:20, 7 Transformers 2 (PG13) – 12:40 all week Ice Age (PG) - Fri., 3:50, 7:30, 10 Sat., 1, 3:50, 7:30, 10 Sun., 1, 3:50, 7:30, Mon-Thurs., 3:50, 7:30 The Ugly Truth (R) - Fri., 4:10, 7:10, 9:40 Sat.,

12:30, 4:10, 7:10, 9:40 Sun., 4:10, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs, 4:10, 7:10 G Force (PG) - Fri., 4, 7:20, 9:50 Sat., 1:20, 4, 7:20, 9:50 Sun., 4, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs, 4, 7:20 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Orphan (R) – Sat. - Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:40, Fri., 4:15, 7, Mon.-Thurs., 4:15, 7 Harry Potter (PG) – Sat. – Sun., 12:45, 4, 7:15, 10:30, Fri., 4, 7:15, 10:30, Mon. – Thurs., 4, 7:15 The Hangover (R) – Sat.-Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10, Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10, Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7:30 Bruno (R) – Sat.-Sun., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 9:50, Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 9:50, Mon.-Thurs., 4:40, 7:40 THE MONTAUK MOVIE (631-668-2393) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (PG) – all week, 7 and 9:50 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Go To The North Fork GreenFest on the North Fork in Southold and Riverhead and countless people in the area are turning to solar power and geothermal heating and water systems. And both Southold and Riverhead Towns have taken progressive steps to help encourage and promote alternative and renewable energy. If you’re thinking of converting to some sort of renewable energy at your home, or want to learn more about how this stuff works, several local and national non-profit organizations including the Sierra Club and Nature Conservancy, and Greenpeace, will have information booths set up. The East End GreenFest is Saturday and Sunday, August 1 and 2 from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. each day. Tickets are $3 at the gate for adults and children 12 and under are free. You can find directions and more detailed information at eastendgreenfest.com. 631-734-5894.

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By Henry J. Salmaggi A one of a kind festival is about to rock the North Fork. This two day celebration is sure to get your hips moving, and can help you save cash, and the planet, all at the same time. Next weekend about a dozen bands will jam out on a solar powered stage at the Mattituck Strawberry Fields Fairgrounds. It is part of the East End GreenFest. Organizers say it’s the first concert of its kind on Long Island, and you can be part of it for just $3 dollars. The music is just part of the festivities planned. The festival is showcasing all things Green on the North Fork. More than a hundred exhibitors will be here including renewable energy exhibits. East End companies will be showing off their geo-thermal services as well as solar, and wind powered products. There will also be local wines and produce in a Farmer’s Market type atmosphere as well as hand crafted natural and organic goodies. “This is not a trade show…… this is fun and entertaining…… we want people to be like wow, this is awesome,” said Syd Dufton of Cutchogue. He organized the eco-friendly event with his wife Deborah. So who’s playing here? One of the headlining acts slated to take the solar stage include the girls of “Jaden South.” The Nashville-based up and coming southern rock dou will be joined by “The Mondays”, “Reality Addiction” and ‘‘Yukari Roja.” The sounds range from progressive rock to reggae and a little bit of funk. “We want people to bring a blanket and a lounge chair and hang out for the weekend,” said Dufton. “If nothing else, people are going to see this solar stage and be like “wow” maybe I should at least get a panel on my house.” What else will we SEE at the festival? Dufton says the unique attractions will include African dancers, a Guinness Book record holding contortionist, a POI arts dancer, and hands on interactive exhibits from Atlantis Marine World aquarium and The Riverhead Foundation. You can also expect to see face painting and pony rides. “There’s going to be lots of stuff for the kids too…it’s something we call edu-tainment, learning through having fun,” said Dufton. “The GreenFest will be very similar to the Green Fairs in Europe and San Francisco where there is a fun atmosphere filled with live music, unique performers, and lots of energy as people learn about ways to go Green,” said Deborah Dufton. Being that Green is the new black, there will be several earth friendly fashion designers selling everything from T-shirts, to makeup, to organic face cleansers. What about the wine? As many as ten local wineries, including Osprey’s Dominion and Martha Clara will be here serving up their award winning wines according to Syd Dufton. “The only people here who will need any kind of electric are the wineries to keep their wine cold, and they are going to use electric generated by biodiesel…… there’s no waste here,” said Dufton. There’s already a lot of buzz about the GreenFest on the North Fork from Love Lane in Mattituck to Main Street in Greenport. That’s why Dufton says the North Fork was the perfect place for this event. “Everybody here is already kind of “Green” we all shop at local farm stands, and everybody out here cares about the environment.” Right now there are a handful of wind turbines

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Legends By Genevieve Salamone Nestled on the edge of the Peconic Bay, Legends can most definitely be considered off the beaten path. The scenic but long ride there had me wishing and hoping for worthy food – and I am happy to report I was not disappointed. Legends has 15 years of service to its credit, and is owned by Diane and Dennis Harkoff, with Chef Raplh Foulkes in the kitchen for the last five years. I caught a glimpse (and an earful) of the crowd in the pub section of the restaurant, where they serve burgers and sandwiches at more affordable prices. We were led into the formal dining area, which had low lighting, ornate fans that made me think of the tropics, and lots of plants scattered around to make

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one feel as if they were dining al fresco in some exotic location. The menu at Legends consists of an intriguing blend of cuisines, with Asian influences and a touch of rustic Italian cooking as well. The appetizer list was a perfect example of the diversity of cuisines Legends offers. Baked Oysters with spinach and Parmesan was flavorful, though made for an odd texture combination in my mouth. The New Orleans style baked clams with chorizo were creamy, smoky and spicy with huge chunks of clams, although I found myself searching for more chorizo because it was so delicious. Legends’ Fried Calamari, or as they call it “Mike’s Calamari” is fried and then sautéed with pepperoncini, slivered garlic and red pepper flakes, an ingenious twist on this classic starter. It’s definitely not for those with a weak palette, as it packs quite a heat-packed-punch, with a much-needed tang from the pepperoncini. If you visit Legends, you must try this dish. My favorite by far was the Thai Sausage and Shrimp in crispy Wonton cups. I could not get enough of this one. The basil and cilantro dueled deliciously for my attention, and the smoky sausage added warmth and depth. The added crunch from the Wonton cups really completed this creative and delicious dish. The soup special that caught my eye was the Vichyssoise, a cold soup of pureed potatoes, leeks, cream and various seasonings. I found the soup to be curiously refreshing and light, and I kept going back in for more. The seasoning was spot on, just the right amount of salt, and a garnish of chives finished the soup off with that fresh onion bite. A new addition to the Legends menu is its “Rocket” Salad, a lovely combination of tri-color beets paired with creamy goat cheese, walnuts, and dried cranberries over baby greens. The flavors in the salad were complimented by a tart yet sweet Honey-Shallot Balsamic Vinaigrette. The choices for entrees were daunting in that there were so many. Besides a full specials menu, Legends has an array of regulars, including Seafood Cacciucco, a Tuscan dish with various seafood, Egyptian Style Pecan Dukkah Crusted Shrimp, Chilean Sea Bass with Lobster & Wild Mushrooms, Pork Chops with Spicy Peach Chutney and Pad Thai with Vegetables and Shrimp – just to name a few! We chose the Filet Mignon with a wild mushroom sauté, fingerling potatoes covered with Gruyere cheese and asparagus. The filet was meltin-your mouth tender, and the wild mushrooms were wonderfully robust and woodsy, if a bit under salted. We also tried the Premium Angus Ribeye, another new addition, cooked Tuscan-style with Olive Oil, salt, pepper. Only slightly tougher than the Filet, you could taste the high caliber of the meat. For dessert we indulged ourselves with divine crispy cheesecake spring rolls, Profiteroles with coffee ice cream, and the most decadent dessert I’ve ever had the pleasure of eating, the Chocolate Lover’s Dream. It looked like a miniature chocolate cake with sable chocolate cookies for the crust, chocolate mousse in between, and a rich chocolate ganache covering the surface. Legends Restaurant in New Suffolk may be off the beaten path, and it may be on the expensive side, but the food is fresh, and the quality of the food prepared is lovely. Legends is open for lunch everyday starting at 12 noon, and begins serving dinner at 5 p.m, 4 p.m. on Sundays. For more information call 631-734-5123 or visit www.legendsrestaurant.com.

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North Fork Events FRIDAY, JULY 24 FAMILY DINNER - Family dinner, 5-7 p.m. at Knights of Columbus, Cutchogue. Bar open until 8 p.m. Adults, $15, 2 for $12.50; children, $10. 631-7347338. MONET’S GARDEN - Monet’s Garden with Darlene Siracusano, 11 a.m.-noon for grade 4 at Southold Free Library. 631-765-2077. SATURDAY, JULY 25 MOOS FLUKE TOURNAMENT - Riverhead Moose Fluke Tournament, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. starts from Riverhead Lodge Marina, 51 Madison St., Riverhead. Annual event raises funds to aid abused children in Suffolk County. Adult and junior (under 16) divisions. Valuable raffle prizes. To sponsor or participate, call Capt. Ray Kelly at 525-7987 or visit adventuresinfishing.com. LOBSTERFEST - Southold/Greenport Rotary’s annual Lobsterfest fundraiser, 5-8 p.m. at The Wharf House, Founders Landing, Terry Lane at Hobart Road, Southold. Full-course lobster or steak dinner, cash bar with local wine, beer and soda (no outside alcohol allowed). Eat in or take home. Dancing to live music by the Mangos, raffle and more. Adults, $40 in advance; $45 at door. Children’s hamburger or hot dog dinner, $7. Purchase tickets from Rotarians or call Rudy Bruer, 631-765-5100 or Andrew Shemella, 631-4770123. Limit 1000 dinners. Sponsored by Bridgehampton Bank. CHICKEN BARBECUE - Chicken barbecue and bake sale, 4:30-7 p.m. at Old Steeple Community Church, Aquebogue. Chicken, corn, potatoes, cole slaw, watermelon and iced tea. Baked goods available for purchase, proceeds to benefit Maureen’s Haven Homeless Program. Adults $15, Children $10. 631727-7224. VINTAGE BASEBALL GAME - Vintage Base Ball Game, 1 p.m. at Poquatuck Park, Orient. Play to use rules of 1864 game. Huntingon Suffolks vs. Brooklyn Atlantics; special appearance by Eagle Base Ball Club of Orient. Bring lawn chairs or blankets. Sponsored by Orient Historical Society. Free. 631-323-2480. MONETS GARDEN - Monet’s Garden with Darlene Siracusano, 11 a.m.-noon for grade 4 at DA N S H A M P T O N S

Southold Free Library. 631-765-2077. BUTTERFLIES PROGRAM - Butterflies program, 11 a.m.-noon, at Orient Beach State Park. Kids ages 3-5 learn about butterflies and make butterfly craft. Fee, $3 per child; vehicle parking fee, $8. 631323-2440. SPA SCIENCE - Spa Science, noon or 2 p.m. at Long Island Science Center, Riverhead, for ages 8 and up. Create spa soaps, lotions or lip balms. Fee $5 plus museum admission: adults, $5; children, $2. Children must be with adult. Pre-registration encouraged. 631208-8000. TEEPEE DAY - Tepee Day with Tipi Ted,Saturday, 10 a.m.-noon at Downs Farm Preserve at Fort Corchaug, Cutchogue. Co-sponsored by Peconic Land Trust and Town of Southold. Fee, $5; reservations suggested. Heavy rain cancels. 631-722-4645. MIGRATION EXHIBIT - ‘Fletcher and Lizzie Booker: Pioneers in the Great Migration’ exhibit opens 11 a.m. at Hallockville Museum Farm, Riverhead. Robert Brown reads his poetry and Linda Bullock sings. On view through October during regular museum hours. 631-298-5292. STING CONCERT - Celan String Quartet in Concert, 8 p.m. at Custer Institute and Observatory, Southold. Nonmembers $15, students $8. 631-7652626. SUNDAY, JULY 26 BEACH CLEANUP - Goldsmith Inlet Cleanup, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Volunteers needed to clean beach. Call The Coastal Steward, 516-946-6560. SOUND CLEANUP - Bay to Sound Trails project cleanup, 9:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Goal is to fill a 10-yard dumpster. Refreshments provided. With North Fork Audubon and Group For the East End. Meet at base of water tower, Moores Lane, Greenport. 631-765-6450, ext. 209, jsamuelson@eastendenvironment.org. ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who

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Food / Dining Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer It’s ‘aw shucks’ corn days and I couldn’t be happier. I’m from the school of thought that corn is best straight from the farm to a pot of boiling water, and can’t wait to sink my teeth into the plump kernels dripping in sweet unsalted butter. There are, however, countless ways to appreciate corn off the cob in chowders, relishes, salsas and stews. Eberhard Mueller, of Satur Farms in Cutchogue, and his wife, Paulette Satur, are both totally dedicated to growing a long list of fine produce on their farm. Mueller, former executive chef/ restauranteur of several distinguished New York City restaurants, such as Le Bernardin and Lutece, now devotes his time to the farm, supplying many of our own East End restaurants. He prefers white corn for his spicy corn stew, a delectable mix of garlic, jalapeno, chicken broth, cherry tomatoes and cilantro, with bacon as an option. This dish is guaranteed to wow you. It did me. If you’re at odds as to what to do with the extra cilantro you will be left with from the spicy corn stew a quick cilantro and ginger seasoned corn on the grill fits the bill. GRILLED CILANTRO CORN It’s that time of the year – so let’s get the corn on the grill. Serves up to 10 10 ears fresh corn, unshucked 1 1/2 cups cilantro, washed, spin-dried and coarsely chopped

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Review: The Living Room By Susan M. Galardi The Living Room, the restaurant at the new Maidstone Hotel, has opened and it is very interesting for many reasons. As you walk into the bar area, look up. The white painted ceiling is so ultra-shiny and reflective, you feel as though you’re under a crystal glacier. And that was the idea: ice. The bar area features bleached wood floors, sage green wood paneling, teal blue walls, and the stunningly white ceiling. Nadia Tolstoy, the design director for the entire hotel, explained the approach in a phrase that made it all crystal clear. “I turned up the volume on Nordic color – moss, sky, sea, sand and ice.â€? And there it was: tan wood floor, mossy green paneling, sea blue walls, icewhite ceiling. In the main dining room, the teal is replaced with graphic, black on grey floral wallpaper. Wild patterned fabric on the chairs by designer Josef Frank is the main color element in the room. Obviously, I really like the look of The Living Room, but before you think this is one of those “talk about the dĂŠcor if you don’t like the foodâ€? reviews, that’s not the case at all. The kitchen and wine cellar are manned by experienced professionals – James Carpenter (formerly of the American Hotel and Della Femina) is head chef, Bjorn Ericsson is sous chef, and Christopher Miller is the wine consultant. The prices are what is to be expected in a finer Hamptons restaurant. Appetizers start at $9 for Satur farm baby lettuce salad, and go to $18 for a potato cake with “sustainable California caviar,â€? and for the half lobster tail with herb butter. EntrĂŠes range from a $24/25 for Vegetable Napoleon, and Roasted Chicken, to $34-36 for Wagyu flank steak, rack of lamb and Veal Oscar.

Most desserts – including a goat cheese tart and warm lemon pudding – are $9. There’s also a most interesting children’s menu, at $12 per entrĂŠe, with offerings like Freshly Cooked Pasta served with melted yummy butter and Norwegian Salmon served with Mr. Potato purĂŠe. We started with a lobster/corn soup – fresh baby corn kernels, flecks of chive, chunks of lobster, and vegetable dice where every flavor was discernable – it was beautiful. We also tried a scandinavian “Toast Skagenâ€? – baby shrimp, dill crème fraische on brioches. The tiny deep water shrimp were as tender as butter, kissed with light, bright dressing. Our main courses, both seafood, included a scallop special. First, the presentation – three enormous scallops placed diagonally on a rectangular plate, a strip of smashed potatoes beneath, and a spinach flan mimicking the round shape. So pretty. The luscious scallops were served with a spicy Rosmesco sauce for contrast. The flan, a spinach souffle of the highest rank, was rich and delicious with a firm yet velvety texture. Pan Roasted Halibut was perfectly executed, firm and fresh, served with an intoxicating purĂŠe of cauliflower

and a mango chutney. With crunch provided by whole baby carrots, it was a beaufilly balanced entrĂŠe. (By the way, for meat eaters, The Living Room offers maple-soy glased pork chops, steak, rack of lamb and Veal Oscar.) For dessert, we had the Catapano Farm sweet goat cheese tart – this is one fancy cheesecake. Creamy with bright, sharp lingonberry sorbet. The Lemon Pudding Cake was a citrus version of chocolate lava cake, oozing with warm lemon curd and served with blueberry compote. Every dish we ordered, from appetizer to dessert, was executed beautifully. There wasn’t one I wouldn’t order again. The wine list at the Living Room is one of the best in the area, with a great international selection including 20% ‘local’ wines, which includes New York State, and there’s a great selection of good wines by the glass. Owner Jenny Ljungberg’s plan for the place included excavation of the cellars for a most unusual offering: private, individual wine cellars for members of its Wine Club. The Living Room’s sommelier acts as a source for wines, locally and internationally. Members keep their own stash, which is decanted by the sommelier. The restaurant is in full swing for breakfast, lunch and dinner. On the Friday of July 4 weekend, it was packed by 7 p.m. The tables are close and the noise level acceptable. My feeling is if you don’t want to hear the music of other diners talking and silverware clicking, best to stay home. But for a very nice dining experience, The Living Room is a lovely place to spend an evening. The Living Room at c/o The Maidstone Hotel. 207 Main St., East Hampton 324-5006.

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7/25. Night at the Light at Montauk Lighthouse LVIS/LIONS CLUB FAIR & BBQ – Carousel, pony rides, puppet show, silent auction, vintage treasures, artwork, plants, local fare and more. 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. LVIS, 95 Main St., East Hampton. SOLDIER RIDE – In honor of Lance Cpl. Jordan Haerter of Sag Harbor. 30 or 62-mile bicycle route ($50) or 4-mile walk/run ($25). 9 a.m. Amagansett American Legion, Amagansett. Music on the green in Amagansett, 3 to 6 p.m. Wounded Warrier Project. 631-267-3142. THE GLASS MENAGERIE – See 7/24 listing for info. DINNER – 4 p.m. and 8 p.m. See 7/24 listing for info. VINCENZA SCARPACCI – Reads from The Journey of Italians in America. 6 p.m. Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. THE BOGMEN – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. 8 p.m. $45. Nancy Atlas at 11 p.m. $25. 631-2673117. SUNDAY, JULY 26 MERCEDES-BENZ CAR RALLY – To benefit The Retreat. 8 a.m. 60-mile scavenger hunt in vintage/unusual cars. Hayground School, Bridgehampton. Concludes with BBQ at Kalbacher’s Auto. 631-329-4398.

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Letters BOMBED AGAIN! Dear Dan, I’m a casual reader of your paper, and have come to accept your erroneous details and scattered factual mistakes. However, I cannot ignore the wildly inaccurate and downright ignorant article you recently wrote entitled “Plover Attack.” The birds you describe, which so mercilessly attacked you, are not piping plovers. The birds in question are least terns, a NYS Threatened Species that nests colonially and are known to dive bomb any and all perceived threats near their nesting areas. These birds are very noisy, very agile in the air, and very aggressive, as you described. That you could mistake least terns for piping plovers after the dozens of articles you’ve written on these shorebirds is simply incredible. Your ignorance also shines through when discussing your overt disdain for the snow fencing erected along the beach. This fencing is put in place by the Town, County, or State as a way to prevent OffRoad vehicles from accidentally killing or injuring the plovers, as well as the terns. When the eggs of these shorebirds hatch, the young are unable to fly for approximately one month and as such are susceptible to being run over by ORVs. The snow fencing does an exceptional job of reducing this threat. While your statement regarding town trustee laws giving residents the right to “fish, clam and hunt along these beaches unencumbered” is correct, the erection of snow fencing does not prohibit these activities. Furthermore, the nesting birds in question are protected by State and Federal law through the Endangered Species Act of 1973, which supersedes the Dongan Patent. It is unclear who the “environmentalists” that required the beach fencing be erected “three years ago” are, but snow fencing has been erected along the beach front as a means of protection for at least a decade and is required by both the NYSDEC and the USFWS. In your article, it is also stated that on your halfmile jaunt along the beach, “There may be thousands of endangered species along this walk, maybe in shells or in the sand or in the sea.” If you did your research you would have discovered that there are not thousands of endangered species along this stretch. Aside from the two species of aforementioned birds, there are two plant species, the Federally Endangered Seabeach Amaranth, and Seabeach

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NO TELLING Dear Dan, I just happened across the article written by Dan Rattiner, and I’d like to offer a few comments. First of all, my name is Tom Page, and I am the cofounder and historian for The Online Air-Defense Radar Museum. I am quite familiar with the former Montauk Air Force Station (collocated with the former Camp Hero), and have visited there several times. I am a former Air Force officer, and was stationed at the next radar site north of Montauk AFS, at North Truro AFS on Cape Cod, MA, from 1979 until late 1981. I was a captain (O-3), and I served primarily as the Communications-Electronics Officer, and also as the interim station Commander for two months. I am acquainted with Montauk AFS’s final Commander, Major Miles Martin (now retired and residing in Alabama). I find it intriguing about claims that the old radar antenna assembly moved recently. When I took an up-close-and-personal look at it from the top of the radar tower in 2004, the whole thing appeared to be rusted in place. Now, I cannot say that the antenna assembly did not move recently – witnesses claim it did – but I find that most unexpected and surprising. Also, I would also like to point a few minor inaccuracies in Mr. Rattiner’s article. For one thing, someone claimed the radar antenna had not moved since 1966. Not true. That radar was actually in operation until 31 January 1981. I saw it myself. Also, the Air Force squadron assigned there was not the 772nd; rather, it first was the 773rd Aircraft Control and Warning (AC&W) Squadron, and later the 773rd Radar Squadron, part of the Air Defense Command

(ADC) and the North American Air Defense Command (NORAD). (The 772nd was initially at Claysburg AFS, PA, and finally at Gibbsboro AFS, NJ.) Montauk AFS itself was in operation as a longrange, early-warning radar station from 1948 until 31 January 1981. It was one of roughly 200 radar stations all across the Lower 48 watching for Soviet bombers that fortunately never came. The AN/FPS35 search radar, the subject of your article, was installed in 1959, and operated until the site deactivation date just mentioned. This particular radar set, built by Sperry-Gyroscope on Long Island, NY, was one of only 12 such sets ever built. The one at Montauk AFS was the first production model after the prototype, and ended up being the last one in the Air Force inventory when it ceased operating in early 1981. Being excess to the Air Force’s needs, it was simply abandoned in place to save the cost of removal. The radar antenna was left in “free wheel” (neutral) mode so that it could move freely with the wind; however, after about a decade or so, it suffered significant corrosion and ceased to free wheel. In the mid 1990s, I learned the AN/FPS-35 radar antenna was still in place at the former Montauk AFS. So I petitioned the State of New York to preserve it for historical reasons. It took a few tries, but eventually the State of New York agreed, and placed it on the NY State Register of Historical Places. About a year later, the radar facility was added to the National Register of Historic Places. My hope was that the radar tower and its antenna assembly would be preserved and restored as a Cold War museum piece. Unfortunately, no one has come forward with any funding to preserve and restore the beast, so it is slowly rusting away. As I mentioned before, I find it very surprising that the antenna could have moved, given its advance state of corrosion. However, if it did, it did – I’d appreciate follow-up notes letting me know if that was ever confirmed or not. Tom Page Cofounder & Historian, The Online Air-Defense Radar Museum Via e-mail Maybe it did and maybe it didn’t. – D.R.

Police Blotter Crash A crash in Southampton took place when a driver sideswiped another car at a low rate of speed. The car that was hit received door damage, but there were no injuries. The driver at fault said that he was trying to tie his shoes. Tree Caper In East Hampton, a man reported to police that in the last few days an unknown person cut down approximately 10 trees that were growing along the edge of his property. He stated that he was sued recently. Police have opened up an investigation. The man also states that there’s no one else he knows who would do something like this. Driving in Circles A Harbor Master in East Hampton saw a man driving around in circles on a corner of the road. The driver then began to drive away when the Harbor Master tried to stop him. He chased the man to the beach where he finally stopped and the man was unable to produce a driver’s license or a valid registration. A police officer arrived to

the scene and gave the man a breathalyzer test, which revealed that the man was intoxicated. Fireworks A man in Hampton Bays was caught with illegal weapons and fireworks. The man had six unregistered handguns as well as illegal fireworks. Police discovered the illegal fireworks after he was pulled over for a broken tail light. He was arrested and was unable to set any of the fireworks off. Explosion An explosion in a Hampton Bays home injured two people. The cause of the explosion has yet to be determined. The explosion took place inside the house with flames reported to be between 20 to 25 feet high. Drunk Girl A woman in Southampton was arrested for DWI after an officer pulled her over for driving extremely slow on a residential street. When the officer approached the vehicle he found the

woman asleep at the wheel and the entire car smelling of vomit. He woke up the woman, who spent the night in jail. Pot at the Beach A young man from Florida was arrested for possession of a controlled substance after police smelled marijuana coming from his vehicle. When they went to investigate, they saw that the young man had dropped a small quantity of marijuana onto the ground. BB Gun A janitor at the Springs School reported that somebody shot the windows of the school with a BB gun. Police have opened a full investigation into the incident. Gas Siphon An East Hampton lifeguard reported that somebody had siphoned 10 gallons of gasoline from a jet ski and 20 gallons from his lifeguard truck. David Lion Rattiner

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Spa Delights Include • Deep Tissue Massage • Mini Facials • Reflexology • Acupuncture

Prevent, Manage, Reverse.

allpointsacupuncture.com

Weekends & Holidays

NYC and the Hamptons

Holistic Health Family Practice

Peter Scolaro, M.S., L.Ac.

917.359.4055

Ancient Healing Secrets

NYS LMT Swedish Medical

1199266

All Points Acupuncture

1199078

Body Therapy by Tom Lawson

We bring the Boot Camp experience to you.

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(917)887-7755

1198738

508-360-3006

www.mauramccormick.com

in your space

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Southampton & Sag harbor

Fitness

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Fitness

631.287.1465

• Golf & Sport Related Injuries • Neck & Back Stiffness / Pain • Smoking Cessation • Facial Rejuvenation • Stress Management • Fertility • Bell’s Palsy • Trigeminal Neuralgia

massage therapy

1199205

Classical Acupuncture Facial Rejuv., Reiki

917-455-0785 1199321

• Sports Massage • Deep Tissue • Hot Stones • Thai Massage • Couples Massage • Swedish Massage • Reflexology N.Y.S Licensed

1199172

631-680-4317

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

1199419

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To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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Party Services

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Salons/Spas

S TA F F I N G

ACKYARD

UTLERS

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Penntara Lao Thai Catering

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Catering

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Pilates Place at The Firm Fitness

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Deadline 1199224

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Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

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%NTERTAINMENT $ESIGN Party Services

Party Services

Party Services/Music

Furniture

Bix Wood Finishing

AMAZING PARTIES & TOYS “Don’t just have any party, have an amazing party�

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KIDS PARTY SPECIALISTS

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1198951

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NDJs NVJs NMCs NKaraoke

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Drums

NPlasmas NLight

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Before

Onsite or In our Studio FREE Estimates • Pick up & Delivery-Box Truck

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After 1199056

Expert Furniture Restoration

1198949

Manhattan to Montauk Vincent Alfano

20 Hampton Road Southampton NY

631 287 9040

1199211

Repairs • Refinishing • Upholstery

1199069

1199055

Ray Red Entertainment Private Functions, Parties, BBQ’s... Acoustic Rock from 60’s to Present

(8368) Party Services/Music

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Interior Design

Professional Photography

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631-725-7533

www.gigmasters.com/rock/rayred/

Decorating Inc. European Craftmanship

Service Directory Deadline ÂŽ

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by Katarzyna Zill

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872.5528

631

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631-283-4646

C ALYPSO •R EGGAE S TEEL D RUMS •S OCA

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“ UN B E ATA B L E R AT E S. . . U N CO M P R O M I S I N G S O U N D�

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Interior Design

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Woodworking

1198912

Woodworking

631.928.3916

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Interior Design Fabrics - Upholstery Drapery Workroom 631-324-5132

www.interiorcelebrations.net

1198863

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631-722-4597

1-800-567-5514

1199171

HAMPTON BALLOON

Custom Reupholstery Window Treatments Slipcovers • Bedcoverings Indoor/Outdoor Fabrics Cushions 1199184

Specializing In:

1199099

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Photography/Video

1199095 1199147

631.286.1407 1.800.481.7990

631-725-5626

www.jimturnermusic.com

1198969

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All Aspects of Interior Design & Home Staging 1199112

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

1199365

Party Services

DAN'S PAPERS, July 24, 2009 Page 79 www.danshamptons.com

'OING 'REEN (OME 3ERVICES Audio/Home Theater

Audio/Home Theater

Carpentry

Carpentry

Cleaning

Creative Craftsman Inc.

THE CARPET CLEANER OF THE HAMPTONS

est 1980

AMERICLEAN

Renovation • Builder

Specialties Raised Panel Wall Systems and Rooms Basements • Bathroom • Kitchen Doors • Molding • Crown

631-329-8656

Lic.

Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.

Ins.

Cleaning

Satisfaction Guaranteed

1199322

631-331-3730

cell 631-294-9627

631-662-9440

AMERICLEANRUS . COM

1198665

• Custom Cabinetry • Bathrooms • Window & Door Repairs Creative design solutions • Licensed/Insured

Air Conditioning/Heating

CustomDesign AIR CONDITIONING 28 Years Serving East End

bryandowneyrestorations.com

Residential/Commercial Cleaning Services Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.

1199144

1198789

1199330

Sales, Service, Installations • Energy Star Systems • Ductless A/C • Financing Available

Lic.

• Spring Cleanings • Summer Openings • Year Round, Seasonal, Monthly, Weekly

1199182

1198991

CUSTOMDESIGNAIR.COM

Auto Detailing

CUSTOM AUDIO

6 3 1-2 6 7-2242 www.kolbmechanical.com

Clean Air is Trane Air™ 1199253

FILIPKOWSKI AIR, INC Air Conditioning/Heating Heat Pumps/Humidification Custom Wine Cellars

631-734-2827

Multi Room Audio Home Theaters Phone Systems Home Automation LCD/Plasma TV’s Pre Wiring Universal Remotes

organiccleaning@gmail.com

Chimneys (631) 648-7474

Specialize in

Openings, Weekly/ Bi-Weekly Cleanings & Windows 17 Years Experience Call for Free Quote & Special Summer Packages

Bonded and Insured

Chimneys

Visit us at www.clearlycleanhamptons.com

(631) 655-6209

Fax (631)648-7480

631-283-4428 28 Cameron St., Southampton

DOING IT RIGHT

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631-946-9944 stylemobiledetailing.com

Serving High End Homes Over 15 Years

Fast, Friendly, Professional Service www.acechimneyexperts.com Pete Vella

Fully Equipped Packages Available

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Awnings

Awnings

Specializing in House Openings

CSIA Certified Technician

Detail Cleaning for New Construction & Renovations

Cleaning

We do windows & high cleaning. Fully insured and bonded

631.698.0547

open: 8:30am-6pm Monday–Friday

Service Contracts Available Sales • Service • Installations

631-537-4900

Audio/Home Theater

Audio/Home Theater

1199193

631-553-9550 1198900

1198836

1198533

Heating and Air Conditioning

References Available

1199227

KOLB MECHANICAL

Contact Michael

www.organiccleaning.net

Residential & Commercial

Ins.

631 567-0944

1199286

Wilma’s

631-662-9440 1198790

Contact Michael www.organiccleaning.net organiccleaning@gmail.com

HEATING

• Truck Mounted Steam Cleaning • Carpet • Upholstery • Tile & Grout Like New • Area Rugs • Silk • Wool Bonded Insured

www.CreativeCraftsmanNY.com

1199009

Residential / Commercial Cleaning Services

We Don’t Cut Corners We Clean Them

1199090

ELECTRONICS BOTH HUSBAND & WIFE CAN LOVE! IHTS - AUDIO VIDEO & CRESTRON SYSTEMS Design • Sales • Professional Service

1199287

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1199124

631-728-1108

1198938

w w w. i h t s v i s i o n . c o m Ask about our Low Price Guarantee 1199198

1198816

Cleaning

Northh & Southh Forks

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Cleaning Based in Sag Harbor Est. 2002

Cleaning

Construction

Construction

Decks

Duct Cleaning

rine’s Cleaning CathofeThe Hamptons

Serving High End Homes from Southampton to East Hampton

Cell: 631-793-1121 • www.catherinescleaning.com

Custom Homes & Renovations Construction & Estate Management

• Architectural Services • Building, Zoning & D.E.C. Permits Additions, Kitchens, Bathrooms

“White Glove Test...We’re the Best” (631) 578-4835 aboveandbeyondcleaning1@gmail.com

(631) 775-0844

Design Installation Repair

Licensed & Insured • Over 30 Years Experience

1199057

Closets

631-537-4430 • 631-728-3374

Construction

Bridgehampton • Hampton Bays

Decks EAST HAMPTON, NY Construction Management Custom Homes & Additions Complete Renovations Kitchen & Bathrooms Roofing & Siding Basements & Decks Framing CHARLES R. AHRENS

631 : • 845.7770 Licensed & Insured

1199109

Elitee Closetss Inc.

#1 Deck Builder on the East End

CUSTOM MASONRY

Dan W. Leach

Excavation

1199316

Owner Operated Deal Direct

631-345-9393

East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured

Grading, Backhoe Topsoil, Drainage

631.324-3021

Custom Carpentry

www.hamptondeck.com

Asphalt Paving Driveways, Parking lots Tennis Courts, Maintenance

GREAT PRICES! QUALITY WORK! Free Estimates

(631)878-2804

Cedar • Mahogany • Ipe • TimberTech® Premier Installer

SH License #L000856

Tobago Decks Decks Tobago Tobago Decks Premiere East End Deck Builders

Driveways, Aprons, Repairs,

Asphalt, Gravel, RCA Expert Grading, Drywells Cesspools Installed

Decking the Hamptons for over 30 years

Alll otherr outdoorr construction. Pergulas, Shower Enclosures & Porches Licensed / Insured We Secure All Permits 1198932

Innovative home storage solutions, including closets, laundry rooms, garage & basements. Handcrafted, high quality from experienced, reliable professionals.

Ins.

Lic.

GO GREEN!

Electrical Contractors

William m J.. Shea ELECTRIC

SERVING THE HAMPTONS FOR 30 YEARS

24-hrr Emergencyy Service Our Electrical Services Include: • Lighting & Electrical Repairs • House & Home Office Wiring • Generator Sales & Installations • Computer, Telephone Wiring • Home Automation Services

631-668-1600 williamjsheaelectric.com

287.4518 631-728-1442

631

Driveways

DO O IT T "THE E SHEA A WAY" 1198585

Driveways

Residential • Commercial

Licensed & Insured

Computers/Internet

eastenddeck.net

1198616

Calll 631-267-9018

Design Installation Repair

1198809

Powerwashing #1 Deck Builder on the East End

Design • Build • Maintain Cedar • Mahogany • IPE • Composite • Hidden Clips

Highest Quality • Best Service

631-287-9277

1198986

www.southamptonhandyman.com

Construction

Oil & Stone Driveway Specialist

Blacktop Driveways/Parking Areas Custom Masonry, Cobblestone & Paving Stone New Construction and Resurfacing Free Estimates Family Owned & Operated For Over 35 Years 1199335

“The Most Important Things We Build Are Relationships”

in the Hamptons.

Renovation & New Construction Specialists

Powerwashing Call Us First

All Phases of Construction Are Handled With The Experience & Professionalism That Your Deserve 631.653.6234 • 631.298.8533 • 631-324-0876

Handyman n Servicess Available 1198875

1199203

Southampton Lic#2022 • East Hampton Lic #4498

Serving The East End Since 1985 joeburnscontracting.com

ROBERTS ASPHALT CO. INC.

631-475-1906 • RobertsAsphalt@aol.com Deck Specialists

JOE BURNS CONTRACTING

1199020

LOWEST PRICES Free Estimates 1198921

f or a personall in-homee consultation www.eliteclosets.net

1199123

Masonry • Hardscapes • Powerwashing • Cleaning

EH License #7347-2009

631-283-0758 1198623

Belgium Block, Brick Pavers Stoops, Patios, Pool Scapes

Design And Construction Of Fine Exteriors

• Prompt • Reliable • Professional Quality

Airr Qualityy Issuess & & Testing Mold d Remediation n

Serving the East End

over 25 years

Licensed & Insured

• Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Mahogany Deck Building • Finished Basements • Drafting & Full Permits

AIR DUCT CLEANING • CHIMNEY CLEANING & REPAIR DRYER VENT CLEANING WET BASEMENTS

Lower Heating g & & A/C C Costss & Improve e Yourr Air Quality!

Driveways

516.819.6358

1199251

www.cleverclosets.com

Decks

OWNER OPERATED

Ass seen n on n...

Free In-Home Estimates! See e extensive e photo o gallery:

Powerwashing

Deck Replacement • Deck Resurface • Deck Repair

1199364

Alsoo Availablee Fulll Linee off Closett Doors Ownerr Operated 200 Years’’ Experience Fullyy Adjustabll e Shelves Walll Safess Lifetimee Warranty

• • • • • • •

eastenddeck.net

www.lpdbuilders.com

1199256

• • • • • •

Licensed & Insured

“We value our clients and show it with quality service, building our reputation one customer at a time”

Owner Operated

1199420

ABOVE AND BEYOND CLEANING

1198811

1199372

Year Round Hampton’s Housekeeping & Estate Management

(631)) 769-1584

celll (516)) 524-4536 Licensed & Insured

If You’re a Handyman Looking To Do Work This Summer, Advertise Your Services in Dan’s

Call 631-537-4900

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

631.768.9070

Suffolk Moonlighting

B.N.B.

Peconic Electric

Service Upgrades Full Service Electricians NO JOB TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL

FREE ESTIMATES

Insured

Residential & Commercial

Call 631-484-0513

631-399-2033

to set up an appointment today!

LIC.

631.821.1010 www.peconicelectric.com

Licensed & Insured Call: 631-329-9590

INS.

(Central Suffolk)

(East End)

631-467-4478 631-878-4140 www.thefenceguyny.com 1199086

Lic./ Ins.

Specialists in ANYTHING Electric Will beat any written estimate Small ad= Small price Lic & Ins

FOR ALL YOUR ELECTRICAL NEEDS!

“Ask us How to SAVE Up To 25%OFF Your LIPA Bill!”

• Jerith Ornamental Aluminum • PVC/Maintenance Free Vinyl • Pool/Tennis Enclosures • Privacy/Security Installations • Baby-loc Removable Pool Fence

WILKEN ELECTRIC

D.A.Z. Electrical Contractor, Inc.

Design • Consultations • Value Engineering Interior/Exterior Wiring & Lighting • Generators Audio Visual • Home Automation

1199140

• Residential and Commercial • All Phases of Custom Electrical Work • 24 Hr. Emergency Service

Licensed & Insured Specializing in:

EXPERTS IN Residential and Commercial Automated Gate Access Systems. Elegant and Functional Gated Entrances. New Installations or Existing Gates

516-901-6415

1199270

Solo Iron Works Ltd. Aluminum - Brass - Steel Specializing in: Pipe Rail - Glass Rail Wrought Iron - Spirals - Estate Gates

631-254-0082

W W W. S O L O I R O N W O R K S . C O M

1199400

Licensed

T h e Fe n c e G u y

Electricall Contractors

For All Your Electrical Needs

A Full Service Electrical Contractor for New & Existing Electrical Installations Residential • Commercial • Industrial Guardian Generator Dealer

1198992

1199062

www.amgelectrical.com

Fences/Railings

Fences/Railings

1199341

Electrical Contractors

1198627

Electrical Design Construction • Maintenance Solar Photovoltaic Installations

GJS S Electric,, LLC

Phone/Fax: (631) 283-9525 Cell: (516) 250-7773 email: anthony@tritecheast.com Licensed and Insured

52 Mariners Drive, Southampton

1198901

1198744

631-664-7429 dazelectrical.com www.wilkenelectric.com

Lightingg Design/Controls Homee Automationn Computer Networks Audio/Video/HomeTheater Landscapee Lightingg Automaticc Generator Sales

Residential/Commercial Solar Installations LED Lighting

OceanElectric.net

(631)) 298-4545 (631)) 287-24033 GARY Y SALICE LICENSED/INSURED

• PROUDLY SERVING

THE

HAMPTONS

FOR OVER

20

YEARS

1199305

Info@twogangelectric.com

Southampton NY • Licensed / Insured / Certified

327-8363

1199279

GET RID OF IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!

N EW WORK • CUSTOM LIGHTING 24-HOUR E MERGENCY SERVICE SERVING THE EAST E ND FOR OVER 20 YEARS LIC. OWNER OPERATED I NS.

631.873.5098

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

• Mold/Fungi Investigating And Consulting • Air Sampling For Testing And Analyzing of Fungi And Other Airborne Pollutants • Mold/Fungi Remediation

Environmental

Board Certified ampmenvironmental.com

•

Oil Tank

631-287-4747

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

• Oil Spill Clean-Up • FREE Estimates • VAC Truck Services • Tank & Soil Testing & Disposal • Site Investigations • Tank Locating • EPA - NYSDEC • LIC Transporter

631-569-2667 631-455-1905

clearviewenvironmental.com

For Emergencies Call:

631-878-6303

Custom Designs Electronic Automation EAST HAMPTON FENCE

WWW.CRAFTSMANFENCECO.COM

631-324-5941

1199325

1198633

Driveway Gates Fence Handcrafted Designs Prompt Service Automation Available Affordable Options

&

DEER DECORATIVE POOL FENCING

TOTAL DEER PROTECTION!

1199268

G. CRAIG ELECTRIC 144 MARINER DR. SOUTHAMPTON 1198601

Family Owned & Operated for 32 years Custom Entry Gates and Auto Gate Operators, Phone Entry Cameras, All Types of Fence, Aluminum, Steel, Custom Wood, Chainlink, Deer Fence, Decks, Sunrooms, Awnings, Pergolas, Arbors Residential • Commercial

RETAIL • WHOLESALE

Abandonments - Removals - Installations

G. CRAIG ELECTRIC

ELEGANT GATES

FINANCING AVAILABLE - #35110HI

1198989

ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS

eastenddesign@aol.com

IF IT’S MOLD, CALL A CERTIFIED EXPERT AND

RENOVATION SPECIALIST RESIDENTIAL • COMMERCIAL

631 287-2768

TWOGANGELECTRIC.COM

631-EAST-END

Environmental

1199285

631.283.5700

DEER CONTROL SPECIALISTS

1198553

E LECTRICAL C O N T R A C TO R S

Specializing in High End Homes

PROFESSIONAL FENCE INSTALLATION

287-6060 (631)324-6060

M.R.C. Full Service Electrical Contractor

ARBORS • SCREENING TREES PERGOLAS • POOL • STONE

(631)

Referencess Available

60 Years of Service

BUILDERS OF CUSTOM DRIVEWAY GATE SYSTEMS

Full Service Electrical Contracting

1199167

63 1 .7 2 5 . 2 2 1 1

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Flooring

Flooring

CHAMPION

CARPET ONE

Latest Technology “The Atomic DCS” Dust Free Sanding System Installations Sanding & Finishing Buffing & Waxing

MY ONLY BUSINESS IS MAKING HARDWOOD FLOORING BEAUTIFUL!

1144525

866-934-0795

61 Main Street, Southampton, NY

© 2009 Invisible Fence, Inc.

Flooring

American Craftsmen Over 15 years experience

G&D CUSTOM FLOOR

The best preparation, ultra-smooth surface, & long lasting finish

SANDING REFINISHING

With our low overhead we are able to give you reasonable prices and quality work.

631-287-9277

www.southamptonhandyman.com 1198942

Residential • Commercial Call for Free Price Quote

516.551.9903

Garages

AJ

1199173

GARAGE DOOR & SERVICES

Handyman

Since 1975 Father - Son Team Interior Moulding Siding, Windows Door Kitchens, Baths Termite Repairs

FLOOR SANDING

A-Repairs-Z

• Carriage House Specialist • Storm Protection Systems

WEEKEND SERVICE CALLS NO ADD’L CHARGE

631-224-3500

Wood Floors Installation • Repair Dustfree Sanding Bleaching / Staining All Work Guaranteed

AJGARAGEDOOR.COM

Handyman

Over 27 Years Experience East End Specialist for 10+ Years 1198957

The A+Handiest

Free Estimates

ALL-ISLAND

• True Dust Containment • Polplaz Finish, • WidePlank Floors,

• Free Estimates SERVING THE EAST END FOR 49 YEARS!

631-283-0008

1199334

Tall Guy

Hardwood Flooring Install Prefinished / Unfinished Sanding, Refinishing Staining, Bleaching, Pickle & Repairs All Work Guaranteed Free Estimates Ins.

1198582

631.288.8393

Lic.

Garage Doors • Vinyl 100s of styles & colors

INC.

• Steel • Wood • Carriage House • Electric Openers call 24 hrs a day

LIC/INS

Earn up to $1500 tax credit on a new garage door

Economic Special - 10% Discount 1198997

Licensed & Insured

Call 631-839-7397 • www.islandfloor.com

631-472-5563 20+ years Experience

1199246

631.283.6176

pro.hang@yahoo.com

Handy Man

The Original Hampton Hubby Service LOCAL GUY

Handling All Your Handyman Needs & Then Some. *Carpentryy *Paintingg *Decks *Roofingg *Sidingg *Repairs *Basementss *Mouldings *Powerwashingg *Caretakinng,, Etc. Freee Estimates,, References

No Job Too Small! Interior/Exterior Roofing & Siding Windows & Doors Full Tree Service Painting, Powerwashing Deck Repairs You Ask! We Do It! Excellent References

631-591-1531

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

631-680-6167

Insured Art/Mirror Deliveries & Installations Installation of Framed/Unframed Art Mirrors•Tapestries• Gallery Rods• Security Hardware Decorative Accessories• Formal/Informal Groupings Anthony Conti• 631.645.4587

Steven’ss Handyman Service

EMERGENCY SERVICE

Faucet Installations Repair Sub-Pumps, Brick, Block, Stampcrete, Cabinets, Decks, Doors, Electric, Timers/Boiler Controls, Celing Fans, Textured Spackling/Plaster/Painting Biscuit Molding & Framing Brass/Screen Enclosures Gutters Power Washing... 27 Years Hands-On Work Bob: Color Portfolio/References

PROFESSIONAL HANGING SOLUTIONS INC.

Deck Repairs Painting Spackling Yard Work Gutter Cleaning Screen Replacements Powerwashing Call Pete 1199317

Residential / Commercial

Island Floors & Construction WOOD F LOORING SPECIALIST • Installing • Refinishing • Dustlesss Sanding • Custom m Staining • Deckk Sandingg & Refinishing

1199080

BAYSHORE WOOD FLOORS INC.

Man

1199326

1199269

1199072

Licensed & Insured

Licensed & Insured

631-283-6526

1198558

1199265

GARAGE DOORS

1199375

631-681-1028 631-399-1644

1198590

LICENSED • INSURED

1198551

We will meet or beat any price for comparable work

1198832

(631) 423-8934 (516) 551-5944

Handy Mike

See what our happy customers are so proud of

631-208-0411

Call

Call For All Your Handyman Needs

1.888.9DUSTFREE

gÉÑ Y ÄÉÉÜ

www.invisiblefence.com 1198888

1198639

“A family business”

631-878-3625 Licensed & Insured

Painting Powerwashing Drywall / Spackle Deck Specialist

Floor Sanding

Installations • Sanding Finishing • Repairs Custom Staining

Canine Control Company

Handyman

Floor & Home

HARDWOOD FLOORING

Locally Serving Long Island since 1985

Gutters

Gutters

1198672

Fences/Railings

631.723.3935 516.250.7985

Licensed

Insured

Heating/Air Conditioning

SeaHag2 Services Heating & AC

24 Hour Service

Oil Boilers Oil Furnaces Air Conditioners Geothermal Heat Pumps Hot Water Heaters Refrigeration Commercial/Residential

631-668-0800 seahag2services.com

1199034

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Home Improvement

1199259

GEORGIO

Home e Improvements CORP.

• Windows • Siding • Roofing • Kitchens • Bathrooms • Dormers

• Extensions • Custom Decks • New Construction • Finished Basements

Owner Operated Lic. & Ins.

All Jobs Big and Small All Exterior and Interior • Handyman Projects • Decks & Fence • Painting • Windows • Land Clearing • Misc. • Bath & Kitchen Renovation Specializing in Project Mgt. References Available Licensed & Insured MIKE 631-324-2028 1199220 CELL 631-831-5761

Local, Licensed & Insured

Beyernheimer Construction “East End’s Home Improvement Experts”

Professional Service • Quality Workmanship Competitive Prices

All your maintenance, repair & renovation needs are just one call away 1199141

917-226-4573 Home 631-907-4155 Rodrigo.calle@yahoo.com

Professional & Dependable References Available

• Kitchens/Bathroomss • Decks • Dormerss & Extensions • Interiorr & Exteriorr Design • Siding/Roofingg • Basements

cell 516.449.1389 office 631.324.2028

1199219

www.originaldesignconstruction.com

Home Improvement

(631) 859-3081Ins.

(631)875-5290

1199301

• Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Mahogany Deck Building • Finished Basements • Drafting & Full Permits

Project Consultation

• Premium Vinyl Siding • Energy Efficient Replacement Windows • Kitchens • Flooring • Heating • AC • Entry & Garage Doors

FINANCING AVAILABLE

Owner Operated Deal Direct

Project Coordinator • Andy Iovino

1199315

• Prompt • Reliable • Professional Quality

631-345-9393

East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured

516.810.8601

1198747

Interiorr / Exterior LIC.

MIKE

INS.

cell

Kitchen/Baths a full service irrigation company

631-287-8688 System Turn On Monitoring Winterization Design • Installation Hose Spigots Rain Sensors Licensed & Insured

FREE CONSULTATIONS

GRANITONE CORPORATION

Marble & Granite Custom Fabrication & Installation Kitchen Countertops Fireplaces, Vanities

Family Owned 4 generations of experience! Exquisite stone collection From all around the world

WHY US? Selection-Installation Prompt Service

516.239.7531 * FREE ESTIMATES *

1199111

Landscape/Garden

• Servicee • • Installationss • • Renovationss • 2005, 2006, 2007 Contractor of the Year!

“We Turn Your Dreams to Greens”

The East End Irrigation Specialist

P.O. Box 696 Southampton NY 11969

See us at JRIRRIGATIONLLC.COM

631-205-5700

“Designing & Building Residential Golf Greens in the Hamptons for over 18 YEARS”

Steve’s Irrigation

irrigationsolutions.com

For Information: 631.744.0214

1198756

Kitchen/Baths

Installation • Service Start-Up • Winterize Lic/Ins • Free Estimates

(631) 929-1463

personalputtinggreens.com

Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990

1198649

Your Investment & Beauty of your Home

631•722•4057

631-455-4653

Kitchen/Baths

Y|Çx VâáàÉÅ Vtu|ÇxàÜç Architectural Millwork

* Kitchens * Vanities * Wall Units * Furniture * Wainscotting 516.876.0566 www.unitedcustomcabinets.com If You’re a Handyman Looking To Do Work This Summer, Advertise Your Services in Dan’s 1199218

NOW

Ins.

631-208-0414

PROTECT

Book

1199308

Irrigation

Lic.

1198894

RECESSION SPECIAL for Winter Specials

Design • Install Maintain • Spring Turn On • Complete, Renovations • Evaluations • Hose Spigots - Dock Lines Wells and Pumps

FREE At Home

Call Manuel

Custom Carpentry

Specializing in:

15 Years Experience

355 yrs.. Experiencee builtt on communication,, neatnesss & quality

Licensed / Insured

Dan W. Leach

631-286-7751

1199417

Keeping the oceans cleaner & the earth greener Serving the East End

by J I M

Original Design Construction Corp.

Lic.

Irrigation

HOUSE WATCHING

1198521

1198797

Interior, Exterior & Powerwashing Teak Furniture Care & Maintenance

Insured

Visit us at hamptonshomebuilder.com House Watching

Everything Under the Roof

Warriors Painting & Home Improvement

631.728.3290

Licensed

Serving the Hamptons for over 10 Yrs.

1198963

Hunter Preferred Contractor • Licensed & Insured Let us take care of your landscaping needs: Hydroseeding Grading • Sod • Landscape Design • Driveways Putting Greens • Dry Wells •Landscape Lighting

WE SHOW UP ON TIME

We Service each Project Until Completion.

631-288-1365

Serving the East End since 1997

1199117

CALLE CONSTRUCTION • Renovations • Additions • New Construction • Tile Work • Finished Basements • Siding • Roofing • Painting

Visit us at SprinklerOneServices.com

631 680 7766 www.traviskingstudio.com

1198882

Call 631-537-4900

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

1199175

631.324.1264 646.335.7909

A Fair Price For Excellent Work

Installation, Service, Design

1144524

References

Irrigation

Lawn Sprinklers

Built-ins • Home Renovation • Cabinetry Custom Woodwork • Furniture Design

1199260

MASTER CRAFTSMAN

When n Qualityy Matters

Irrigation

SPRINKLER ONE

K ESSON Home Improvement Finished Carpentry Libraries • Kitchens Bathrooms • Painting

Home Improvement

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(OME 3ERVICES Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Wild Earth Revegetation “The Revegetation Experts” SPECIALIZING IN NATIVE LANDSCAPES SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK

Phone: 631-725-2555

Cell: 631-379-7401

Email: WE.REVEG@GMAIL.COM

1199149

Landscape Service

• Spring/Fall Cleanups • LAWN MAINTENANCE • Re-Vegetations • Hedge & Shrub Pruning • FINE GARDENING Free Estimates

1198921

ATLANTIC LANDSCAPE “Concept to Completion”

Landscape/Garden

631-680-9953

References Available

S V S

Design • Construction • Masonry

(631) 288-1578

631-765-3130 • 631-283-8025

www.atlanticlandscapeservice.com

1199397

www.lionlandscaping.com

From Simple Lawn and Plantings Care, Cleanups To Landscape Design and Installation, Hydroseeding, Stone Walls, Grading, Excavation

We provide a professionally coordinated maintenance program tailored to your property & style. 25 years of Experience • Call for Appointment Licensed 1198715

To Our Clients THANK YOU

15+ Years Experience.

Lawn Mowing & Maintenance

HAMPTON EAST LANDSCAPING

•Full Service Landscaping •Irrigation•Fertilization•Pool Service 1199336

Make One Call & We Will Do It All Call Chris

631-885-2627

LANDSCAPE & IRRIGATION

FULL SERVICE MASONRY COMPANY • Tree & Privacy Planting • Irrigation Install & Service • Sod / Seed / Grading • Pavers & Belgian Blocks • Walkways & Patios • Driveways • Aprons, Stone Walls • Weekly Lawn Care / Cleanups • Underground Drainage • Drywells • Bobcat Service • Deer Fence Comm. Res. Lic. Ins.

(631)909-3454 1199170

Sup erior L andscaping S olutions , Inc . • Landscape Maintenance Weekly Lawn and Garden Maintenance Pruning Spring/Fall Clean Ups • Gardening Annual/Perennial Plantings, Privacy Planting,Installation, Mulch, Woodchips, Topsoil • Landscape Construction Land Clearing, Grading, Filling, Drainage Systems, Retaining Walls and Planters Installed, Seed/Sod Lawns, Pond/Waterfall Installation • Masonry • Planning Design

631-766-7131

1199209

www.hlicorp.com

Garden design, installation, maintenance & decorating Services

NOW OFFERING COACHING SESSIONS!

Your local Dock Builder and Marine Contractor From Refacing & Repair to New Construction

All phases of bulkheading, piers, floating docks...

631-661-2169 shorelinebulkheading.com email: Bulkheading@aol.com 1199082

Service Directory

Excellent References Lic. Ins.

631-324-4212

Deadline

countryside-eastend.com

5pm Wednesday

1199066

Landscape Lighting

Landscape Lighting

FREE ESTIMATES

Mobile: 631-484-9493 Office: 631-329-1028

DomingoLandscaping@hotmail.com

Teddy Grudzinski

C. Cafiero

LANDSCAPING POWERWASHING • STAINING

Lawn & Landscape Maintenance Tree pruning & removals Planting & Installations Brush chipping

Landscapes

House watching

Lawn Maintenance Planting All Chemical Work Driveway Stone & Brickwork Deck Fencing

Lic. & Ins. References 20 yrs experience Chris cell off.

1199158

631-739-4092 631-725-0115

Pesticide Application NYS Certified Arborist & Designer on Staff • Spraying • Deep Root Fertilizing • Trimming • Pruning • Stump Removal • Planting & Transplanting • Drains • Storm Cleanup • Complete Lawn Program • Masonry • Landscape Design • Grading • Brush Clearing • Irrigation • Sod & Seed • Soil Analysis • Low Voltage Lighting

Masonry/Stone/Tile

“DOVE”

Custom Masonry

A 61 ft Swan Sloop offering

Construction, R epair Brick o r S tone Walls, P atios, W alkways Cobblestone C urbing Pool C oping & T ile Driveway A prons Pool P atios

• Professional

• Full Service

631-283-1382 631-252-3363

• Full Shade Email: probabar@hotmail.com

Alll Island

SOUTHAMPTON NY

Licensed and Insured

Marine Services

• Swim Ladder

631.287.4561 ,

1198893

1199133

Captain

22 Years Serving the East End

631-723-3190

1198867

BULKHEADING

We’ll clean up your yard, too

T.G. LANDSCAPING

Commercial and Residential 18 Years Experience All Work Guaranteed Owner on Site Free Estimates

1199050

• Design • Installation • Garden Renovations • Transplanting • Ponds/Waterfalls • Fine Gardening • Lawn Maintenance • Re-vegetations • Perennial Gardens • Natural Screenings • Irrigation Installations/Service • Tree/Shrub Pruning & Removals • Spring/Fall Cleanups • Sod • Mulch • Bobcat Service/Land Clearing • Also Specializing in Masonry • Landscape Lighting

Shore Line

Painting/Staining/Powerwashing

(631)287-1075 1198873

Consolidate & Save Up to 20%

Countryside Lawn & Tree

Marine Services

“Helping keep America Beautiful.”

& Estate Management

Get the Personalized Service You Deserve

Insured

DOMINGO’S

1199145

1199083

Certified, Licensed, Insured

631-725-0737

FULL SERVICE LANDSCAPE COMPANY

Complete Services

631-901-8928

Fully Licensed and I nsured

1199248

LANDSCAPING Complete Landscape Provider Lawn Maintenance, Design, planting installation, clean-up, fertilizing, tree trimming, tree removal, flower gardens, indoor flowers, complete property management Call Jim or Mike 1199221

Landscaping Lion

www.billfoxgrounds.com

Landscape/Garden

631-324-2028 631-723-3212

Referencess Available

1199254

EAST END

Tide Water Dock Building

Company Inc. • Gabions • Floating Docks Built & Installed • Docks Built-House Piling • Retaining Walls • Excavation & Drainage Work Contact Kenny

631-728-3364

Complete Waterfront Contracting Floating Crane Service 1198540

DESIGN & CONSTRUCTION

All Phases of Masonry Construction Cobblestone • Brickwork Patios • Walkways Ponds • Waterfalls Pool Areas • Driveways Retaining Walls

Lic. Montauk-NYC Ins.

1199168

Landscape/Garden

631-208-8020

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

ITALIA

MASONRY & CONCRETE , Corp.

Masonry/Stone/Tile

1199304

Walkways Pillars Driveways Blue Stone Pavers Cultured Stone Landscape Design & Irrigation

631-514-1533 • FREE Estimates

Complete Bathroom Remodeling Wood Flooring & Moldings

FLOORS

RESTORATION

• Brick Patios & Walkways • Belgian Block • Garden Walls • Pool Coping

GROUT CLEANING CONCRETE POLISHING TRAVERTINE TERRAZO GRANITE MARBLE PAVERS

516.673.7894

1199178

Hampton BRICK

WO R K S

• Flag Stone • Tile •In/Outdoor • Pavers Fireplaces • Patios • Custom • Walkways BBQ’s • Extensions • Pillars • Aprons • Cultured • Basement Stone Entrances “FOR ALL YOUR MASONRY AND TILE NEEDS”

1199302

Licensed & Insured Andrew Mobile:

631-445-1644 Bus./Fax: 631-723-2821

www.hamptonbrickworks.com andy@hamptonbrickworks.com

CLASSIC CUSTOM DESIGNS • ELEGANCE IN Paving • Driveways • Pool Decks • Walkways • Patios • Retaining Walls • Masonry • Marble • Granite • Block & Brick Work • Cobblestones • Ponds • Waterfalls • Barbeques http://Rychlikmasonry.com

Ins.

1198881

EAST

HAMPTON M A S O N RY • Expert Design • Meticulous Workmanship • Patios • Walls • Brick • Pool Tile • Cobblestone • Walkways

631-324-5941

1198563

* Serving All Your Moving Needs * Call for a Free No Obligation Estimate And Let’s Make Despatch Your Mover of Choice

Licensed & Insured

Tile, Pavers, Patios, Driveways, Walkways, Pool areas. CARPENTRY: Kitchens, Baths, Finished basements, Alterations, Conversions.

Call Ray

631-475-6950 • 516-848-5958

LIBERTY MASONRY Quality Residential & Commercial Craftsmanship All Phases of Masonry Construction • Cobblestone • Foundations • Patios • Brickwork • Fireplaces • Driveways • Walkways • Stucco • Retaining Walls • Pool Areas • Cellar Entrances • Stoops SUFF LIC# 30,210-NS • FULLY INSURED

Free Estimates

631-872-5060 Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday

For inspections, testing & removal, call

(631) 283-3000 * (212) 924-4181 * (631) 329-5601

Brad d C.. Slack

NYDOT # T12050 USDOT # 1372409

Certified d Indoor Environmentalist

MASONRY: Brickwork,

FACTORY CERTIFIED 18 YRS. EXPERIENCE

1198763

CONTAINERIZED STORAGE * DIGITAL INVENTORY

CONTRACTING

MASONRY CONSTRUCTION

631-734-5767

LOCAL * LONG DISTANCE * OVERSEAS

R&S

Matthew w Rychlik

Lic.

1198897

1199092

1199399

Fully Insured & Licensed

www.oceansstone.com

Moving/Storage

To Your Health and Your Home

1.877.24.STONE 631.351.7188

(631)878-5103

1199225

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

Moving/Storage

Any of your Stone Needs: Polishing • Cleaning • Sealing

Licensed d Insured Excellentt Locall References

Terracotta N Limestone Marble N Slate

MOLD Can Be Harmful

OVER 49 YRS OF STONE CARE CRAFTMANSHIP

Special

All Types of Stone Restored & Maintained

24HR Hotline - 631-742-6000 • Office - 631-351-3558

Exterior / Interior Stone

Curbing $8.50(min.500ft.)

ENVIRONMENTAL

1199373

ALL STONE RESTORATION

OCEAN N STONE

1199164

STONE

DOT 1773581

HUNTINGTON

cell: 631.338.3878

The Original

HOFFMAN CONTRACTING

631-734-2166 or Toll Free 1-877-864-8246

Mold Inspection

All Phases of Environmental Representation 1199089

471-3935

PORTABLE STORAGE DELIVERED TO YOUR HOME OR WORK SITE

MOLD Breathe Easier and Live Healthy

W W W. C N F F L O O R I N G . C O M 1199319

RENOVATING?

Make room for the project with storage delivered to your front door!

Do You Have

Dan’s Papers discount with presentation of ad with order

(631)

NY DOT 34514

Mold Inspection

10% OFF

MOVING?

We’ll deliver a unit, you pack it, & we’ll pick it up & deliver to your new home!

WILL BEAT ANY PRICE!

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

Tile & Stone Installations

lic 28,002

Savee on n Storage One,, Two o or Moree Men g Distance Long Licensedd andd Insured Celll 516-429-7676 Fax x 631-287-7175

WWW.DESPATCHMOVERS.COM

1199102

631-772-1075

Since 1993

M OVING & DELIVERY SERVICE I NC.

sonry & Landscaping Ma Patios Custom BBQ’s 1199015

Moving/Storage

M AN W ITH T RUCK

Hamptons

T

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• Specialty Stonework • Excavation • Home Enhancement • Landscape Const. Lic Ins

Providing the experience and professional service you need to ensure the beauty and satisfaction of your project.

Moving/Storage

Painting/Papering

27 Years in Construction and Building Science

Painting/Papering

7 days a week at Office: 631.929.5454 Cell: 631.252.7775 email: Brad@themoldpro.com web: www.themoldpro.com Montauk to Manhattan 1199239

Moving/Storage

F Local-Long Distance-Overseas L A T

F L A T

1-866-WE-GUARANTEE (934-8272) Flat Rate Pricing No Hourly Minimums

R A T E

R A T E

on Local & Long Distance Moving

P NYC to East End Daily Express Delivery To All R Points On The East Coast I C (631) 321-7172 I Family Owned & Operated Southampton N G 1198751

P R I C I N G

1199363

Masonry/Stone/Tile

www.cdinomepainting.com

Interior/Exterior Painting • Powerwashing • Deck Staining Wallpaper Removal FREE Estimates

Office: (631)775-6106 • Cell: (631)278-1552

Lic. 1199059

License # 44353-H

Ins.

Service Directory and Classified Ads are up on Danshamptons.com by 3pm every Wednesday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Painting/Papering

Plumbing

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Eastern Suffolk

Primary Pools

A&M

Plumbing & Heating, Inc.

24 Years Experience OWNER TONY DONOFRIO O N EVERY JOB Using Ben ja min Moore Paint

Commercial • Residential Insured

SPECIALIZE

IN

• PREPPING AND CUSTOM FINISHES INTERIOR AND EXTERIOR NO SHORT CUTS • PRESSURE WASHING RESIDENTIAL, COMMERCIAL CARPENTRY • APPLY & REMOVE WALLPAPER TOTAL PROFESSIONAL PAINTING SERVICES TIMELY, RESPONSIBLE,

Cell (631) 839-6144 (631) 588-5885

M.W. Lavelle PAINTING & RESTORATION INC. Interior - Exterior Painting & Staining Power Washing

Old Fashioned Quality Workmanship Low and zero VOC Paints Available Insured/Lic# 28843-HI

631.546.8048 1199045

1199267

LaPolla Painting

INTERIOR & EXTERIOR

Free Estimates

Distinctive Painting Artistic Finishes & Custom Wood Finishing

3 Generations of Distinguished Service •Quality Protection & Preparation •Custom Painting & Artistic Finishes •Architectural Wood Finishes •In Home Color Consultation •Leaders in Green Paint Technology email: LaPollainc@lapolladesign.com

1198507

Lic. & Ins.

Painting & Staining Spackling & Sheetrock Wallpaper • Mildew Removal Cedar Siding and Decking Experts Decorative Tilework George Hadjipopov

Nick Cordovano

631-696-8150 Licensed & Insured

1198766

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

TRUST PAINTING • Exterior/Interior Painting • Deck Service • Staining Lic. & Ins. Lic# 44804H • Powerwashing FREE Estimates

631.897.9287

1198871

Is Your Solution To Pest Paranoia!

Golden Touch Painting

“Choose Claudio’s Painting Get Rich Results!”

INTERIOR R / EXTERIOR Powerwashing Staining & Wallpaper Removal Great References / Insured

631-395-8997 claudiospainting.com

1199418

Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com

631

728-1513

KazdinPools,Inc. Established 1972 For A Lasting Impression

• Vinyl + Gunite Construction • Spas • Supplies • Service 833 County Rd. 39, Southampton, NY 11968

631-283-4884

KEVIN KAVANAUGH

1199280

1199176

www.kazdin.com

Poison Ivy Control

NARDY PEST CONTROL

Licensed / Insured Capoverdeb@yahoo.com

Tel:: 631-878-3131 Cell:: 516-818-3769

CONTROL

631-813-2070

1199103

Relax…

631.838.3137 631.902.3287

CLAUDIO’S PAINTING CORP.

Specializing in All Types of Wallpaper

516.322.8889

Commercial/Residential

Best Price for Painting Interior / Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Spackling & Taping 17 Years Experience Free Estimates Licensed & Insured

Poison Ivy Control

Summerizing, Winterizing, Power Vacs, Liner Changes, Safety Covers, Safety Fences, Maintenance, Pool & Filter Repairs & Chemicals Licensed/Insured Est. 1997

Tick Trauma! Ant Anxiety! Mosquito Mania!

* BOTANICAL PRODUCTS AVAILABLE

34

Years Experience

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Serving the Hamptons 55 Years Free Estimates NYS Certified Applicators

631-726-4777 631-324-7474 www.nardypest.com

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Professional Paper Hanger Call Chris

Powerwashing Staining Bleaching

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631-723-2400

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Pest Control

Interior Exterior

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Old World Craftsmanship, Integrity & Meticulous Quality at a Fair Cost

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www.rhinoshield.net

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1-877-RHINO08(744-6608)

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PAINTING

Licensed Master Plumber 20 Years Experience

1198781

Painting/Papering

1198925

Painting/Papering

Pets/Pet Services Your Home or My Pet-Free Home Mature, Responsible woman with 30 yrs dog-loving experience East Hampton Area Excellent References

Lois 631 324 8914 •

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LOISGORE22@MAC.COM 1199060

one on one Pet Sitter • Walker Services

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Painting/Papering

“For A Crystal Clear Splash”

Celebrating 23 Years in Construction & Service of Gunite & Vinyl Swimming Pools

631.325.8929

631.259.8929 1199106

631.653.6131

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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JW’s Pool Service

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• Openings & Closings • Loop-Loc Covers • Leak Detection • Repairs • Weekly Service • Solar Heating

Sanchez Bros.

267-5230

ROOFING

CUSTOM COPPER SHINGLE - SIDING

FAX (631)237-4886

CONTACT@EASTENDROOFINGANDSIDING.COM

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FLAT ROOF SYSTEMS CEDAR ROOFING & SIDING METAL ROOFING

ALL TYPES OF SHINGLE ROOFING

GUTTER SYSTEMS

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P.O. BOX 866 213 BUTTER LANE BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932

ROOFING CHRIS CLASSENS ROOFING

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SPECIALIZING IN WOOD ROOFS, FLAT & ASPHALT, ROOF LEAKS REPAIRED

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www.ankerpools.com

Ask About Our Guarantee Serving the Hamptons For Over 25 Years

631-287-4888

Power Washing

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(631)

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631-736-7214

LICENSED & INSURED

EASTENDROOFINGANDSIDING.COM

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Serving Long Island For Three Generations

1198890

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Roofing

NILL BROTHERS, Established 1950 INC.

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www.aquatechpoolsllc.com

631-287-4043 Southampton, NY

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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

1198870

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Family Owned & Operated Business Licensed Insured

631-283-4040 www.minoguebros.com

631-324-0369

516-480-6394

Superior Coating

Thorough Cleaning

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pool & spa service

“You Deserve the Royal Treatment.”

Licensed & Insured Winter Kills Decks...

•Pool & Spa Service • Openings & Closings • Marble Dusting • Quality Service 1199075

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Powerwash & Seal Your Deck NOW!!! eastenddeck.net

We also offer . . . Design, Installation & Repair

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• Vinyl & Gunite Design & Construction • Openings, Closings, Weekly Service • Salt Water Systems • Vinyl Liner Changes • Marble Dusting & Tile • Equipment Sales & Installation • Chemical Sales • Custom Safety Cover Installation • Electronic Leak Detection & Pressure Testing

BRICK

1198814

Hampton

• Quality Service • Dependable & Reliable • Cedar • Vinyl Siding • Licensed & Insured

Power Washing

www.danshamptons.com

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Residential Commercial

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• Mahogany FREE ESTIMATES • Aluminum Siding • Treks 1-888-WASH-ME-2 • Painted & Stained Surfaces 631-288-5111

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Alll from m onee Masonryy Company 1199300

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Service Directory

for the truth about your wood roof

WORKS

POOL L & SPA Gunitee & Vinyl Construction n Specialists

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1199143

#1 Deck Builder on the East End

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HamptonPoolCo@optonline.net

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Great Aesthetics www.cedarroof.com or call (631) 331-3303

Clearview House Washing Service

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(OME 3ERVICES Security/Alarms

Landscaping & Tree Service

CONSULTATION DIAGNOSIS & TREATMENT BY CERTIFIED ARBORIST Planting Shaping Removals Licensed / Insured

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HAMLET Window Cleaning - Power Washing

Low Prices 1199296

Painting

Window Cleaning

J&S

Professional Gutter Cleaning

& Window Cleaning

“To clean or not to clean...that is the question...”

631-403-4418

Honeycomb Shades,

GUTTERS CLEANED

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$5999 MOST HOUSES

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1198854

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Window Dressing

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631.903.4342 Call Nomee (owner) for

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www.631LINE.com

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631-259-9069

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631.218.2210

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Window Cleaning

KNOT

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a Division of Eli Construction

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Trees/Shrubs

1199110

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To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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nannyagencyofthehamptons.com

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MONTAUK RED SIGN ESTATE SALE!! Sat. July 25: 8 a.m. -3 p.m., Sun. July 26: 9 a.m.-2 p.m. 116 South Fairview Ave., Montauk Sea Captain/ Antique Dealer's home. Antiques, miniature doll collection, tools, decoys, fishing gear, more.

Tag/Yard/Estate Sale

North HavenSagHarbor

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southamptonestate@gmail.com.

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Tag/Yard/Estate Sale

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516.356.4223

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Montauk thru Manhattan

Auctions AUCTION! TRADER BILL'S Sunday, July 26, 1 PM; preview noon.

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Collectibles, antiques, gifts, jade, jewelry, furniture, screens. Service & Restoration

Sterlington Commons, 313 Third St., Greenport

Vintage and Contemporary Ferraris Bought & Sold

631.477.6690 516.330.9855

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General

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Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

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$AN S #LASSIFIEDS Automotive

Classes/Instruction

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gregadler18@yahoo.com.

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Massage Therapy

Are you a toxic waste site, are you overweight- get an enema with your massage in your home. NYS licensed colon hydrotherapyst in the Hamptons area (917)837-6834. chelse_alena@yahoo.com.

Painting/Papering

Sports

RQP Interior/ Exterior Painting, Staining, Power Washing. Quality Comes First! Free Estimates. Roy 631-431-8225 troyquesada297@gmail.com

WATER SKI. Private water ski lessons. We also offer wakeboarding, kneeboarding, wakeskating, and tubing. Call or e-mail for more information. (646)335-5027. Village Painter. Int. Ext Paintsouthamptonwaterski@gmail.com. ing Powerwashing Staining. 30 Years experience. Free Estimates Swim Instruction 631-727-8644 WALL COVERINGSInstalled, Removed or repaired. Other services include; house painting, repairs, alterations and honey do lists. Please call David (631)377-1195

Party Services

A-1 LIFE GUARDS Red Cross-Certified Instructors for CPR/AED and Swim Classes. Lifeguards for Private Parties. 516-650-1543

Alexandra's Swim Instruction; Varsity Swim Captain, Lifeguard/ CPR certified. Your child(ren) will have fun, while working on fundamentals and confidence. I'll improve strokes in swimmers of any level/ age. Very reasonable rates. Your pool or mine. Alexandra Ponies and (631)329-0954 traveling petting farm for parties! ALZESS@aol.com 100% of the proceeds benefit the Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, All Ages: Infants, Toddlers, as seen on the Today Show! Swim Team, Handicapped w w w. H a m p t o n s H o r s e R e s Energetic Instructors, cue.com (631)537-7335. PADI Skin/Scuba Diving rascal11968@hotmail.com. For Kids 34 Years Experience #ALL US TO !DVERTISE Results Guaranteed 9OUR 0ROPERTY 4/$!9

Marcia Tumpowsky NYS LMT Therapeutic Massage, Kripalu Yoga Educator, Healing Touch Practitioner. Vicki *82 631-839-7946 Tubing Party on beachfront lo(631)725-1618 (212)860-2536 Kim *82 631-681-6402 vlbonaguro@optonline.net Take your island summer into cation. We also offer water skiparadise with Massage Thera- ing, wakeboarding, kneeboardpy in your home. Tim Morey, li- ing, and trips to Sunset Beach. Barbara's Swimming Lessons. Phys Ed teacher will teach fun & censed massage therapist. (646)335-5027. southamptonwaterski@gmail.com. safe lessons at your home. 631-521-6255. (631)669-3842, (516)456-5277

Mental Health Want to feel Calm, Safe and At Peace? Learn the powerful self-help technique of EFT. Get relief from: • Stress (life, illness, pain) • Cravings • Phobias • Emotional distress In ONE session you'll work on your issue(s) and learn how to use this tool. FREE initial phone consultation: (631)324-9041 Mindbody.coach@gmail.com

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Party Services/Music CARICATURES Face painting or Live Music Fun, Entertainment at your party/event. 516-579-4706 caricatureexpress.com/

Climate controlled Nice “move in� truck 631-324-5550

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Transportation

Personal Services

Airport Service & Beyond

Seasoned Chef offers to Do the Shopping & Prepare your local favorites & More for your weekend arrival. Email me for menu options and info: EQseasonedchef@gmail.com

SUV Car Service to: Airports, Manhattan, Broadway Shows, Sporting Events. Licensed & Insured. Local & Reliable.

Pools/Spas

Andrew Stevens (631)235-3557

Pool Care, Repair, and maintenance at reasonable prices. Monthly Vac and Chem check $50/ week. Power Vac. $50/ hour. Certified Pool Operator, Degree Aqua Engineering. Cori Thomas Pools 631-603-1316 GOODFRIEND SELF STORAGE

Swim InstructionCertified and experienced. Introductory through competitive. Infants to adults. Private or group lessons. www.hamptonswim.com or call Christi (631) 747-1511

coricori44@hotmail.com.

Professional Services Computer, iPhone, Blackberry Support. Mac, PC, Printer and Internet set up. $40/ hour. Tyler. 805-637-4270

Sewing

Carmen’s Custom Alterations, Quality Painting Since 1983. curtains, drapes, slipcovers, Interior. exterior. Free estimates. cushions, blinds. References. References. No job too small! Free pickup and delivery. (631)329-0055 (631)827-3902 631-726-0093

Driver available to drive you in your car to and from Hamptons. Retired policeman. (631)725-0985. Laura's Car Service Safe, Professional Travel with Class! 24 hour service to: Airports, Manhattan, Sporting Events, Errands, "Night on the Town". Reasonable Rates/ Reliable. (631)974-6884

Trees/Shrubs Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60� and 90� Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

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BLAH TO AHH!! Custom Window Fashions, Reupholstery. Eliminate the Middleman. Deal direct with Designer/ Fabricator. Large Fabric selection. Shop at Home Montauk to Manhattan or at Showroom 291 Echo Ave. Sound Beach. WONDROUS WINDOW DESIGNS 631-744-3533

Bridgehampton 4 br, 4 ba, on cul-de-sac, den, media room with plasma tv's, heated in-ground pool, patio, tennis, trampoline. Aug 17th- Aug 31st. $18,000 917-569-0635

EAST HAMPTON Barnes Landing, 21 West Way, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 18x36 pool, 2 living rooms, walk or bike to beautiful bay beach. freshly painted, new carpeting, newly renovated bathrooms, new appliances, large deck, washer/ dryer. August- LD $16,500. Owner (631)495-5118

Summer Rentals AMAGANSETT DUNES Spacious/ bright 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, wireless internet, heated 40-foot pool. Walk private beach. Renovated kitchen. No pets, no smoking. One/ two weeks beginning August 1st. $11,000 two wks, $6,000 one wk. (917)930-5756 AMAGANSETT Hidden Gem. 1 or 2 bedrooms on the Ocean, Pool. Walk to town. Short term rentals. (631)267-8121 Oceandunes.net

Bridgehampton South Of Highway MAGNIFICENT Pond front home 3 Bedrooms + Guest Suite 60 ft Pool, beautiful gardens Use of boat for rowing & fishing August 15- LD $25,000 Call owner (212)595-3400 Bridgehampton South of the Highway. Has it all! Beauty, Privacy, Accessibility. 3 BR's, 2 baths, Den, Heated Pool, Central Air. August 1- LD $17,000. (631)537-1248 On the web: www.lockwoodphotos09. blogspot.com

AMAGANSETT SOH 2 bedrooms, newly renovated kitchen and bath, new carpeting, freshly painted, washer/ dryer. large patio. Walk to ocean beach, village, Jitney. 20x40 pool. $8,500 August- LD. Owner (631)495-5118

East Hampton A great deal! Beautiful villa near village and ocean beaches. Huge pool, oversized deck. 2 acres, 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths. Vaulted ceilings, skylights, fabulous master suite and Great Room. Sunny, spacious, immaculate. Jacuzzi, pool table, art, piano. August 1- 8; Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom 25- LD; all September. Peter Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or (917)655-5830 Pix sunsethill.net weekly/ monthly (631)722-4096 EAST HAMPTON: Lion Head, www.liny-cottages.com 3 BR, 2 bth, CAC, Internet, Cable TV's, private, charming immaculate, retreat, minutes BEST DEAL IN walk to private Bay beach, heatSAGAPONACK! ed pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, beautifully landscaped. Aug. or Chic home on 2.1 lushly $3,500 weekly. Web Photos. Call landscaped private acres & (516)902-4552, or email: lawn on quiet street. 3 BRs, randimel@aol.com 2BAs, study, childproof fence around heated pool, Jacuzzi, East Hampton Springs Two open living great room, bedroom home on half acre. CAC, close to beach. Large living room and deck, fireJuly - LD $30,000 firm place, all utilities including or monthly washer and dryer. August 1stWill do 2 weeks Labor Day. $7,000. (718)457-6331. Must see! (917)865-9917 deannahansenphoto@hotmail.com.

Bridgehampton 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. Aug-LD $23K. 917-690-8346 BRIDGEHAMPTON: Hampton Classic! 3 BR, 3 Bth, CAC, Jacuzzi, Pool, Tennis. No Pets Bike to ocean. Walk to Village 8/1 to 9/30 $30K (will divide) Weekdays (212)688-6023 Weekends (631)537-2191

East Hampton 4 Houses from the Beach Immaculate, 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, light, airy open floor plan Perfect for entertaining, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, serene, private outdoor setting, gourmet kitchen, CAC, Internet, TVs, stereos, every amenity. Must see! August $17.9K or 2 weeks (516)637-9337

East Hampton: A treasure in the woods. 3 BR's, 2 baths, close to ocean and bay, wrap around deck. July/ Aug., $1,700 weekly. 631-848-3388. Bridgehampton 4 bedroom atreasureinthewoods@gmail.com Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk Hampton Bays: 2 BR, family to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing room, LR, near all. Reasonable Location! www.swansnest.com rent. Monthly/ weekly/ weekends/ winter. (347)728-0200 212-794-1000

East Hampton: Deluxe house. 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool w/ attached Jacuzzi, waterfall, electrical gates, CAC, deck, garage. Monthly/ seasonal. Shown by appt. 631-835-9593 631-329-5457

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Hampton Bays: Waterfront Weekly Rental Peconic Bay 4 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, washer/ dryer, idyllic setting on private beach. Perfect for kayaking and other water activities. Some August, September weeks still available. August $2,400, September $2k. Call (516)510-7645. Pictures available. Hampton Bays: large 2 BR, 2 Bath, Waterview Condo. August, Fall/ Winter/ Yearly. 201-602-0912 Artsylisa@optonline.net

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S O UT HA M PT O N WAT E R F R O NT HAMPTON BAYS August Rental DISCOUNTS $6,000/ mo. or $3,200 1/2 mo. or all August Weekends $3,300* Lovely House, Pristine Setting on 1 acre. 2 Bedrooms, Large Deck, Outdoor Shower, Kayak. Swim from Dock, Bike to Ocean. Pet Friendly. No Smoking. Owner *646-221-7463 *917-687-3919

Pristine Peconic views. Gateway to the Hamptons, 5 BR’s , 4 baths, den, exercise area, CAC/ heating, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house with bath, basketball court. Boat Mooring July- LD $60K Weekly Rental Available (631)204-0202 (516)857-1795

East Hampton: Last minute bargain! Immaculate house on private road. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Pool, large deck, outside shower. AC. Walk to town. Sept 1- LD, $1,500., or entire month of Sept. No shares. Alicia Noyac/ Sag Harbor charming 2 bedroom. Walk to beach, min917-449-8212 email utes from town, August $5,000 aliciavannini@hotmail.com Available weekly. East Hampton newly built (631)252-1131 furnished 4 bedroom, 3 bath, Noyac Waterfront heated inground pool, eat in kitchen, living room, dining 3 bedroom 1 bath newly renoroom, laundry room, CAC, fire- vated cottage w/ private dock. place, 2 car garage Aug- LD Located on inlet of Noyac Bay. $13,000. Flexible terms. Large living area/ deck overlooking water. AC and HD- TV. Aug 516-779-0710 1 thru August 15. $3200. East Hampton Northwest park- (917)295-0788. like grounds 1.5 Acres 3 bed- groark5@optonline.net. room, 2 bath, CAC, oversize Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, pool, outdoor shower/ hottub, south highway, bike to village, monthly, 2 weeks. Information, beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. photos m380se@aol.com $9,000. 631-653-8750 631-563-9429. Quogue: Spectacular contemporary. Beautifully decorated. East Hampton NW Woods Private setting. 4 BR, 4 bath, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, with pool. Weekly or monthly. pool, CAC. 201-280-2613, 631-653-5860 Brand new kitchen August- Labor Day REMSENBURG 631-324-2519 New Construction, high-end 917-301-8387 rental. 4 en-suite br's, 5 baths, private, pristine and perfect for entertaining. Heated pool. EAST HAMPTON July $20k, August $25k. ON WATER. (516)524-7074 (631)613-6428 250 foot beach, sunsets, 5 Br, 6 Bth SAG HARBOR/ NORTH Large heated pool, HAVEN 2 bedroom, 1 bath, cotSacrifice Aug. $25,000 tage, clean sweet, reasonable, or Wkly $8k 631-324-0376 weekly, monthly, 631-745-8677 Hampton Bays: Affordable Cottages at Hampton Cove. 1 BR (seasonal) $5,400 and (monthly) $2,250. 3 BR waterfront cottage (season) $12,150 and (monthly) $6,300. Please contact Ashley, 516-317-2826 for weekly/ weekend rates. 20% security deposit required, additional 10% for any pets.

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Sag Harbor, close to village. Modern Solar Home. light filled living & kitchen, open onto 60' deck & terrace w/ solar heated pool. 4 bedrooms w/ 2.5 ultra modern bath. 3 flat screen TV's, washer/ dryer off kitchen. Brand new construction owned by architect/artist couple. Avail. Aug. $20,000. (631)899-4043. laszlo.k@mac.com.

SAG HARBORWALK TO LONG BEACH Kid Safe- No Pool! Beautiful house, 5 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room/ fp, oversized kitchen/dining room/ living area, CAC, internet, big deck. July- $11,000 August- $12,000 weekly if available Call 917-363-1758 SAG HARBOR adorable 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath cottage. Deck, outdoor shower, washer/ dryer. Bike to village. Available August 1- Labor Day. $2,250 weekly including utilities. (917)734-0203

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BAY FRONT 7 BR Estate Manor on 2.5 acres All accommodations: dock/ boat slip, tennis, heated pool, hot tub, sauna, game room and more.

Call owner (917)418-6872

Enjoy a private beach and spectacular views from this affordable, adorable, 2 bed, 1.5 bath cottage with outdoor shower, 13 foot ceilings in living room. Wood burning fireplace. Swim, ski, fish, on your private beach. Sail and stroll to paradise at your door MUST BE SEEN ! Shares OK (sharers arrange your own schedule). Sorry, no pets, no smoking! Aug. 1- Sept. 7/ LD 5 1/2 weeks for less than the price of 4 weeks: $9,950 Please call for weekly rates Owner (917)887-1715 (212)906-0502 Voicemail Sagaponack 5 BR, 2.5 bath, heated pool. Bike to Ocean. See photos: sagaponackhouse.blogspot.com

Month $20,000. Week $6,000 718-637-3561 Shelter Island The "Un-Hampton" Choice rentals are still available. Georgiana B. Ketcham Licensed Real Estate Broker (631)749-0800 Branch office, (631)749-3388 www.ketchamproperties.com

Sag Harbor: walk to town/ Beach. Bright 1 BR, full kitchen/ bath, A/C, all utilities included. Separate yard. No smoking. Aug.LD, $2,000. (631)725-5702, (631)871-4752

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Southampton Rental Beach side* August - September Rental 1.5 acres beautiful classy house with heated pool 4 bedrooms 8 flat screen TV's through-out Pond with waterfall Gourmet cooking grill Area Beautifully landscaped surrounded by Pumpkin Farms *35 K* for Aug through labor day or 10K a week. Call Marilyn: 917-273-8710 SOUTHAMPTON: Just outside village, 4 bed, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool on private, landscaped acre. Skylights, chef's kitchen, newly furnished. Extensive decking. Available AugustLD (917)837-2909

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SOUTHAMPTON 4 BR Contemporary, 5 baths, tennis, heated gunite pool, CAC. Available; July $30,000 August $40,000 September or Yearly. Call owner at (646)372-9143 Southampton Cottages great location, beautiful property, lake access, Ocean and Village within 3 miles. 1 Bedroom Cottages $4,000 monthly, $1,500 weekly Call 631-283-5444 Southampton Country cottage. 1 bedroom with large great room & kitchen. Wood floors, cathedral ceiling. Aug- LD $6,000. No Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515 Southampton: Immaculate studio apartment. Nicely furnished. Private bath, entrance, garden. CAC. DirecTV. Beautiful quiet home. Also winter. (631)283-8613 Southampton: Lovely room. Private bath. Beautiful classic home. 3 nights $370. Two rooms $555. (631)283-8613 SOUTHAMPTON Minutes to Ocean 2 BR, 2 bth, 1 level Condo, Sunroom, Pool, Tennis, Garage Aug- LD, $10,000 Winter, $1,600 monthly 516-449-1117 Southampton: New to market, open theme, double French entry doors, fully furnished, lower unit, 9 foot ceilings, large l/r, kit.,dining area, bathroom, one b/r, walk-in closet, in private, gated home‌2 plus miles to ocean, and village‌. Available now! , includes, phone, cablevision, tv, elec, heat, etc.. call owner/ bk, (no fees), Summer $700 wk 917-331-2023 ...631-204-9393 (also Avail as yr round rental $1,450) as of Sept Owner/ Bk 917–331-2023

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Southampton Village Charming WESTHAMPTON HOUSE old Victorian offers bright, Oceanfront-Dune Rd. cheerful 1 bedroom apartment, 1 BR apt.; furnished; large completely furnished, each with terrace overlooking ocean; private entrance and porch. pool; gym; long season. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Cable, internet included. (917)842-5658 Weekly or monthly. No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 Westhampton/ Remsenburg 646-942-3870 Charming guest cottage, 1 BR on Southampton: Waterfront family estate with pool, tennis Condo. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, loft, and boat dock. $5,000 per dock, pool. Beautifully renovat- month. (631)882-1986 ed! August $6,500. No pets, no Winter Rentals smoking. Leave message. (516) 671-8159 EAST QUOGUE Waterfront WAINSCOTT SOH Walk to to Share 3 bedroom cozy, beach and Jitney. One level charming, warm cottage. Spadecorator furnished, 52 inch flat Jacuzzi, brand new Miele kitchen screen TV, gourmet kitchen, 4 & furnace. $750 monthly 1/2 BRs, 4 Bas, CAC, Jacuzzi, fin- utilities. Call 631 742-4940. ished lower level w/ 80 inch TV, Southampton Village Charming poolhouse with bedroom/ bath- furnished, 1 BR cottage. Beautiroom, heated pool, hot tub. Will ful landscaping, easy walk to child proof pool. August 1- LD stores/ train. Sept.- May, $950 $35,000. (917)929-8336 monthly plus utilities. (212)628-5944 (212)947-9259. Wainscott beautiful cottage, alto251@gmail.com My farm house in Water Mill 3 Bedrooms, 2 bath. Forever farm field views for your house in Sag Harbor Village OR RENT for Water Mill 4 bedroom, 3 bath, $2,400/ month 9/1- June 30. centrally located charming Eng- Call (631)726-7509 lish country cottage on totally Year Round Rentals private quiet acre +. Tennis, heated pool, full amenities, Amagansett South Farmhouse. Close To Beach. Aug. only 4BR, 2Bath, Lge open sitting/ $27,500 917-406-0660 Owner Dine/ Kitchen. Private Garden. Water Mill 5 br, 5 ba house. Pix @ Convenient location. Pool house/ www.CharlotteSherwood.net studio. Heated pool, $22,000 Winter $2,500pm. Yr $33,000 Separate 2 br Cottage $7,500 631.267.2908, 631.235.2296 Now- LD 631-726-5352 EAST HAMPTONYear round. 3 bedrooms, 3 full baths, new custom kitchen, cathedral ceilings, wonderful block, spectacular pool. $2,650. No smoking, pet possible. Owner (631)368-7841 East Hampton 3 BR, 2 Bth with large Fenced Backyard. $2500/ month plus utilities WATER MILL 516-680-4417 631-725-1433 Newly renovated 3 BR, 2 BA East Hampton Apartment. 1 with farm views. 5 min to Bedroom, Living Room with town, beaches & Hamptons small Kitchen/ washer/ dryer. Classic. CAC. No smoking, no pets. $3,200/ wk, Aug/ Sept $1,200/ month. (631)375-3856 646-265-8783 EAST MARION 1st floor, 1 WESTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, block from beach, 3 bedrooms, 1 4 baths, CAC, pool. Walk to bath. Newly renovated. Rent plus utilities. train, close to village. 8/1- LD $1,400 (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday $13,000 (631)805-7273 pool, 30 ft. ceiling, private, 1 mile ocean, Weekly $2K, /Monthly. weekends 631-537-0413; 631757-9527

Southampton/ North Sea Harbor, Waterfront, Quiet, great view, 3 bdr, 1.5 baths, porch, deck. , Aug.- LD $4,500 WESTHAMPTON 5 bedrooms, 631-513-5336 5 bath, CAC, heated pool, canal SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock front with bay views. Built in Hills. STEAL THIS HOUSE 2005. July and August $7,000 IN AUGUST! Stylish, secluded, weekly. (631)331-5890 sunny, contemporary. 3 BR, 3 bth, pool, deck, CAC, Wi-Fi, Westhampton Beach: 1 BR, 1 pool table, many extras. August- bath, July $2,000, Aug. $5,000. Also, 2 BR, 2 baths. Beach, LD $14,000. (917)733-9533 pool, tennis courts. Also weekSOUTHAMPTON: studio with ends. (212)980-1212 sleeping alcove, kitchenette, pool, private. Weekends, weekly WESTHAMPTON: charming, or longer. Rates vary with length unpretentious. Converted barn; of stay. (212)217-0852, walk from train/ walk/ bike to town and beach; 2 bdrs; 1 bath; (631)283-7690, open, spacious living rm/ kitchsewkayt@aol.com en; suitable 4 or less; avail Aug/ Southampton Village Pool, Sept. $7000 ($5000 for 1 month). CAC, 3 br, off Hill St. mid Aug- (917)848-3444. LD. $3,500 week 908-566-5109 webgina@optonline.net.

EAST MORICHES: Beautiful, sunny 2nd flr., 1 BR apt in Historic District. High end touches, cathedral ceilings. Private entrance/ parking. $1,300 (neg) includes utilities. Available August 1st. Bob (631)835-1767

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Commercial Westhampton Beach, New Medical/ Professional Office Space/ Suites 125' to 1,000' Great Location, Easy Access, Ample Parking, All Amenties, Handicap Access, Owner/ Agent (631)495-0811.

Flanders, 3 br, Lr, kitchen, electric, big backyard, section 8 all welcome, $1,850 mo. 631-252-7499

Southold Waterfront quaint 2 bedroom house. Recently renovated. Close to wineries. Furnished or not. $1,800 + utilities. First, last, + security. Noyac: Adorable 1 BR cottage, 631-734-6200 $1,200 monthly/ year round, plus OMG@GentryInc.com. utilities. (631)725-7370 WESTHAMPTON 2 Bedroom house on wooded half acre. HAMPTON BAYS By The Ca- Quiet dead end street. New EIK, Homes nal 2 Bedroom apartment. new appliances, new carpeting, Laundry, dishwasher, wireless new windows, washer/ dryer. Amagansett Retreat internet, cable and more. Call (917)687-5902 One of a Kind Treasure (516)380-7211 MONTAUK WATERFRONT 3 room, LR, kitchen and bedroom, quiet, private, best view. Suitable for one, two. Heat, hot water, electric, cable TV included. No smoking or pets. Possible summer. (631)668-5023 QUOGUE 3 bedroom, 2 full bath, full EIK. $1,750/ month. Utilities separate. Call Natalie (631)653-6560 or James (212)319-5238 Quogue East Realty Company Inc. 631-653-9660 www.quogueeast.com Flanders, $1,400. 3 br ranch with garage. Sag Harbor: Bright 1 BR, full kitchen/ bath, tile floors, A/C, all utilities included. Separate yard. No smoking. $1,175 monthly. (631)725-5702, (631)871-4752 SAG HARBOR Village 1 Br, Apartment avail immediately, $1,350 mo. 631-725-4895 SAG HARBOR Village beautifully refinished spacious 2 bedroom, 1 bath dishwasher, washer/ dryer. $1,975. References. (631)725-7189 Sag Harbor Year Round: Downstairs apt, two bed, private entrance, deck. Pool, AC, full bath, stainless steel kitchen. Beach & Village all within 1.5 miles, No smokers! $1,500 a month includes all. Joe 631-807-0101 SOUTHAMPTON room in charming home with nice yard. Suitable for ONE. Female preferred. $800/ month plus one month security includes gas, electric, heat, garbage removal, laundry room plus internet access, cable TV. Share with one working woman. No smoking, no pets. Available 9/1/2009. (631)537-2470

EAST QUOGUE 1 bedroom Apt Private Deck & Yard utilities included. $1,100 Mo. 631-431-5143 EAST QUOGUE SOH cious, clean 1 bedroom ment on quiet street. No ing. $1,100/ month. Call (631)653-4659

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Southampton Village Pine Street 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath. Fully Renovated, Wood Floors. Walk to All. Heat Included. No pets. $1,275 mo. 800-227-0595

Weekly Rentals Bridgehampton Brand New Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house avail with all amenities. Wkly or wknds Owner 212-285-2440 www.theresidencesof.com

BRIDGEHAMPTON SOUTH. Walk to transportation, town, shopping, Hampton Classics. Bike to beach or swim in pool. 3 BRs, 2 Bths. All amenities. $2,500 weekly. (212)243-1218 sheridanra@aol.com

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Land East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, Southern exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles from Bay. 4 miles from Ocean. $235,000. 631-804-2732.

Walk to Beach, 2 Master Suites, Secluded Pool Area, Multiple Decks , Lily Pond, Lots of Parking, Stainless/ Granite Kitchen, CAC, Move in Condition, Many Extras! $3.4 Million Rocky.surfdr@gmail.com or (973)723-4907 BRIDGEHAMPTON Dear Little House in the Dale Wooded 1 acre retreat in secluded hamlet, 3 BRs, 2 BA, pool w/1,200 sq. ft. deck, sun-splashed LR w/ vaulted ceiling, fireplace, CAC, outdoor shower. Bike to vineyards, horse farms, shopping. By appt. $1.125M Owner (347)572-5207 Bridgehampton: South of Hwy, 3 BR, 2 car garage, .47 acre, room for pool. $1.8M. Exclusive. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 Brookhaven Hamlet/ The Hampton's West Spectacular Waterfront home for sale $785,000. Custom Ranch 2,800 sq. ft. 3 bedroom, 2 full baths, 162 feet of Navy Bulkhead. Deep Water. A Boater's Dream! Century 21 Stanzoni Realty (631)399-4000 CALVERTON Creek front handyman. 4 bedrooms, 2 kitchens finished basement. MLS# 2123745. Shoreline $285,000 (631)878-0562

East Hampton 3 BR, 2 Bth with large Fenced Backyard. Separate 1 BR cottage/ artist studio $625K EAST HAMPTON Commercial/ 516-680-4417 631-725-1433 Industrial Unit for lease. 1,250 sq ft, perfect condition. Conven- EAST HAMPTON Barnes Landing 21 West Way, 5 bedient location. Call 631-678-2460 rooms, 3 baths, 18x36 heated GREENPORT Great location! pool, new liner, new carpeting, Front Street. Approximately freshly painted, new appliances, 1,300 s.f. Rent $2,200. Tel. Short walk to beautiful bay (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday beach. large deck, full basement. Asking $745,000. Owner 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. (631)495-5118 SOUTHAMPTON store front 848 North Sea Road, 1,700 EAST MORICHES 1840's square feet. Attention art studios, English Colonial, Barn, CAC, decorators, interior designers, an- 2-car garage on 1.3 acres. MLS tique dealers, architects office # 2134497. Shoreline $559,000 etc. Inquire (516)319-6363 (631)878-0562

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EAST MORICHES Newport Beach and boating. Oversized Ranch, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 garage, in ground pool. MLS# 2193263 Shoreline $439,999 (631)878-0562

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East Moriches Tranquility on the Water Sit on your deck and watch the boats go by. This mint condition 2 BR, 2 bath condo is made for year round fun. Swim in the pool and play tennis all summer or relax by the fireplace all winter. Very easy living. $475,000. Brown Harris Stevens Gayle Lopata (516)443-7055 EAST QUOGUE Waterfront with 75' bulkhead. Sun-filled Ranch, w/ 3 Bdrms, 2 baths, CAC, Greatroom, Full Basement Price reduced. $757,500. (owner) 631-728-1174 Noyac - Water View $395,000 A little house with a whole lot of potential! Call Owner (631)725-1433 (516)680-4417

Southampton - Brand New Post Modern! Private 2 acres, spacious 5,000 square feet, grand cathedral living, 2 fireplaces, 6 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, heated gunite pool. Exquisite $2,195,000

Homes Westhampton Beach Waterview Co-op Private dock, 2 porches $395,000 Call Barbara 631.377.1369 Simon Harrison Real Estate

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Westhampton - Dune Road - Condo Pool Boat slip On Moriches Bay Care free and easy living. This 3 Bedroom, 2.5 bath unit just listed for sale has it all! Featuring a very airy and bright living space. You get a boat slip and pool that sits directly on the bay. This year round complex has 5 tennis courts and a clubhouse for mingling & enjoying those rainy days with your family. First Offering. Exclusive. $1.4m

Bridgehampton – Price Reduction Opportunity! Private 2.3 acre setting near “Bridge” and “Atlantic” golf courses. Comfortable 3 bedroom, 2 bath Main House, pool, oversized garage with huge artist studio. Exclusive $1,099,000 Water Mill - Smart Buy! Comfy ranch on ? acre, raised hearth brick fireplace, hardwood floors, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, 2-car garage, expansion potential, spacious yard, room for pool. Exclusive $725,000

Sag Harbor So you prefer a clean home! Well our 3 BR, plus TV room, full bath, with fireplace, full basement, 2 car detached garage & CAC is just that! $469,000 Call Broker 516-647-6700

Gayle Lopata, Brown Harris Stevens, 516-443-7055

SOUTHOLD Brand new, beautifullyappointed home on shy 1-acre lot, just steps from Long Island Sound and serene beach. Loaded with upgrades! 4 BRs, 3 BA, LR, family room w/ fireplace, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen with granite tops, 2 car garage, full walk out basement CAC, CVAC, Price reduced by $180K $719,000 Judan Homes: (631)287-7800

Westhampton: Spectacular post modern ranch, mint condition, den/ fplc, 3 BR, 2.5 bath, private pool area in garden setting. $795,000. Email: ac24822@gmail.com

SOUTHAMPTON Beautiful, brand new 2 bdrm, 2 bath condo. 1 level, fully furnished, every amenity, large patio. Close to Village, Beaches. Reduced $595,000. Wont Last! Owner 917-843-4788 East Quogue Round Dune Ocean Front Co-Op. Completely Renovated & Decorated. Fully furnished. Mint condition. By owner $370,000. By appt only (631)653-6168

Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo. Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 BRs, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided frplc, dining/ sitting sun room, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. Owner erlichman.myphotoalbum.com

$675,000 Negotiable (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423 (646)729-4751 (Cell)

Condos/Co-Ops Jamesport Luxury Townhouse Condos LIFE’S A BEACH Maidstone Landing on the Sound... Views to Connecticut. Resales from $650,000 to $1,275,000 Walk to private beach, pool, clubhouse & tennis. 20 foot vaulted ceilings, living room, dining room, gourmet kitchens with breakfast room. Main floor Master Bedroom. 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths. Decks and patios, 2 car garage, full walk out basements. If you have seen the rest, now see the best! Call toll free 866-427-1886 comnet1@optonline.net Commercial Network Inc.

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Hampton Bays. Beautiful traditional in Rampature Point. 4 br, 3 ba, family room, new kitchen, finished basement and 2 car garage. $799,000 East Quogue. Pinesfield. 3 br, 2.5 ba, postmodern. Great room with stone fireplace, office, pool, garage. $769,000

HAMPTON BAYS VALUE! 5 Bedroom, 3 bath Colonial for only $449,000 Features wood floors, fireplace, basement, garage. Move in Condition! SOUTH FORK REALTY 631-728-6565 Remsenburg, South of Main Street, 3 br 2 ba Ranch on 1.1 acres. Close to Bay, Price Reduced by $200,000 to $799,000 Elliot Gallen Broker 631-288-7236

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Sag Harbor Village: 4 BR, 2.5 bath, fplc, CAC, garage on 1/2 acre. Excellent condition, East Hampton Condo For Sale. $699,000. Exclusive K.R. Year round condo. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, great room, dining room, McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 frplce, wood flrs, gourmet kitchen- granite, subway tiles, stainShelter Island less appliances, tennis, pool, ceiling fans throughout, front and The "Un-Hampton" rear decks, full basement, new heat pump system, cac, new winChoice Waterfront, dows & sliders. furnished -low Waterview, & Hideaways maint. Reduced to $685,000. with pools. By Owner. 718-614-1805 Many with newly 718-352-2502 adjusted prices! qunslaw@yahoo.com Georgiana B. Ketcham, Licensed Real Estate Broker (631)749-0800 Eastport Encore Atlantic Shores Branch office (631)749-3388 55+ Condo Community www.ketchamproperties.com Just 7 miles to Westhampton New Construction-only 33 SOUTHAMPTON Home sites left of 240 Magnificent waterfront/ bulkhead 4 Models to choose from 360 degree view, waterside Pricing starts @ $392,000 pool/ boat slip, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, .5 acre, very private. Elaine Markolf, Salesperson Panoramic Water View! (631) 252-3190 Asking $2,995,000. ElaineMarkolf@wcicommu Call for appointment nities.com by owner. (516)650-7978 Westhampton Dunes Bay Side just finished 3,100 sq ft new modern home on three levels. 5 bedroom,s 3.5 baths stainless steel appliances, lots of decking and panoramic views of ocean and bay. Asking $1,999,000. Elliot Gallin Real Estate 631-288-7236

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sive $6.75M WEB# 55427 Phyllis Estey 631.267.7431

Hampton Bays $499,000 Moments from Tiana Shores Beach Club and bay, 3 br/ 2 ba, .5 acre, fin. Bsmnt, room for pool, sun porch, SOH, room for pool. F#66900

East Hampton. Too good to pass up, spacious Post Modern at a fantastic price. Room for gardens and pool. Exclusive $975K WEB# 39133 Fred Nagel 631.267.7403

Massapequa 2 Complete water view parcels of cleared land directly on Carmen's River. Deep water area. Dock is permitted for your home site. F#2158877

East Hampton. Handsome Traditional, renovated central staircase near bay and harbor, pool, deck, terrace. Exclusive $675K WEB# 25780 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406

Hampton Bays $535,000 Post Modern w/apt., 4br/3ba, CAC, full bsmt, 1 acre, room for a pool, perfect for M/D situation. F#66836

East Hampton. Steps to Bay, 4 bedroom harbor and bay sunset view home on .5acre, room for pool. Co-Exclusive $1.1M WEB# 33160 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420

6XQ ǧ SP /DXUHO +LOO /Q ǧ Brand new 7,000 sq.ft. masterpiece. At the end of a 500 ft. pvt driveway, off quiet cul-de-sac, in the Stoney Hill section. Excl. Web#H13962 %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

Hampton Bays $519,000 Rejuvenated Ranch. 3 br/ 2 ba, full bsmt, .47-acre, pvt. rd., new burner, new water heater. SOH. LR with vaulted ceiling, frpl, 2 skylights, 1 car garage. F#67189

Montauk. Glorious Oceanviews, 2 bedroom beach house on 1.14 acres. Central air, room for expansion and pool. Exclusive $1.395M WEB# 44348 John Taylor 631.267.7453

BRIDGEHAMPTON 6DW ǧ DP SP -REV /Q ǧ Majestic compound w/ direct access to Swan Creek and views of Mecox Bay and open ďŹ elds. Set on 2.2 acres, 3 BRs, 3 BAs, den, open living plan, pool and sep. guest quarters. Excl. Web#H14028. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

Hampton Bays $789,999 2 story Post Modern, 3 br/ 3.5 ba, fin. bsmt, fully renovated, .5-acre, pool, guest house. F#68840

Amagansett. Adjacent to miles of parkland, Dunes lot with ZBA approvals for 3,000 SF +/- house, 14 x 40 pool and patio. Exclusive $850K WEB# 5723 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.740

6DW ǧ DP SP 3DXPDQRN 5G ǧ Trad.-style, 5,400 sq.ft., 6 BRs, 6.5 BAs, central air, formal DR, and large country kit. Gunite pool and tennis on 4.59 acre. Excl. Web#H0157381. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP )DLU +LOOV /Q ǧ New 5 BR, 6+BAs hilltop Trad. Hardwood & tile ooring, den and great room. 3 fpls, pool. Family room, chef’s kit. Formal dining, living, screened porch & more. Excl. Web#H0152475. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ SP 1RUULV /Q ǧ New, 4 BR, 4.5 BA home on 1.1 acres w/ grmt kit., DR, and LR/fpl. Master on 2nd oor. Fin. bsmnt w/family room, BR and BA. Full landscaped acre w/htd pool. Close to Village. Excl. Web#H10194. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6XQ ǧ DP SP 6FDOORS $YH ǧ Hands Creek Association 2 blocks from Three Mile Harborbeach.Forrent:35kfullseason.Pvtwooded property, 3 BR, 2 BAs, pool. Excl. Web#H14967. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ DP SP &HGDU 'U ǧ Trad. w/ 9’ ceilings, large LR w/ gas fpl, custom closets throughout, central air and htd pool. 3 BRs, 2.5 BAs and full bsmnt. Excl. Web#H0147280. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ DP SP &HGDU 'U ǧ Newly constructed Post Modern has 4 BRs, 3 BAs close to bay and marina. Open kit., master BR w/walk-in closet. Central air, hardwood oors, woodburning fpl, full bsmnt and deck. Room for pool. New Jacuzzi hot tub. Web#H40000. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ DP SP &HGDU 'U ǧ 3 BR, 2.5 BAs Trad.-style. This intriguing 2-story boasts an open oor plan and fpl. Many upgrades. Adjacent to reserve. Excl. Web#H18439. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

EAST QUOGUE 6XQ ǧ SP -RVLDK )RVWHU 3DWKǧ Custom-built home offers grmt kit., LR w/ fpl, 4 BRs w/BAs, plus a complete master suite. This home has the ability to operate as a bed & breakfast. Web#H30022. +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČŠFH

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6DW ǧ SP %HDFKGDOH 5G ǧ 3 BR, 3+ BA bayview home not far from pvt bay beach. Hardwood ooring, 9 skylights, oversized deck. Web#H34633 +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČŠFH

MONTAUK 6DW 6XQ ǧ DP SP 2OG 0WN +Z\ 8QLW ǧ 4 BR, 4.5 BA, 3,600 sq.ft. corner unit villa, has wide-plank hardwood oors, custom tiles, w/ ďŹ ttings by Waterworks. Unparalleled vistas w/180o views. Co-Excl. Web#H20840. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

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6DW ǧ SP 6RXWKDPSWRQ +LOOV &W ǧ 5HGXFHG 4 BRs, 3.5 BAs. Open oor plan, grmt kit., great room,billiardroom.1stand2ndoormastersuites. Pool, outside fpl, room for tennis. Web#H27082. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP %ODFNZDWFK &W ǧ Peconic Bay views, 1 acre, 3-story, 5,000 sq.ft., 3 decks overlooking gardens, pool and bay. Master BR plus 4 additional BRs, 5.5 BAs, spacious LR and upstairs family room. Excl. Web#H35816. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ DP SP +DQGV &UHHN 5G ǧ 5HQWDO Large cottage on the village fringe. 2 BRs, 1 BA, LR w/ fpl, sep. DR, eat-in kit., landscaped grounds and pvt large deck. Convenient to the village, ocean beaches. Web#H0249800. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH

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6XQ ǧ SP %D\ /Q ǧ 3ULFH 8SRQ 5HTXHVW By Farrell Building, remarkable 7 BR, 7+ BA newly minted estate on 1.8 acres beside Mecox Bay. This extraordinary property has it all. Excl. Web#H39243. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ SP 6HWWOHPHQW &W ǧ 4 BR, 3.5 BA contemp. on 1.4 acres and convenient to bay beach. Minutes to Sag Harbor or East Hampton. Huge deck by the pool. Excl. Web#H52342. 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH

6XQ ǧ DP SP 'XYDOO 'U ǧ Meticulously built home. 4 BRs, 2 BAs, open oor plan, fpl, wood oors, grmt kit./granite, marble BAs, basement. Also, gar., patio, hot tub and room for pool. Web#H33582. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

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Amagansett. Casual lifestyle value, near bay, reserve on two sides, deck and patio spaces, room for pool. Exclusive $749K WEB# 32089 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426

Amagansett. Gracious Nantucket style, nearly new, open and amenity-filled on 1.8 acres, heated pool. Co-Exclusive $2.295M WEB# 42356 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919

East Hampton. New in Barnes Landing, 3,500 SF +/- decked out stunner. CusHampton Bays $449,500 Cape, 4 br/ tom and high-end. Heated pool, decks. 2 ba, frpl, bsmt, EIK, IGS, OHW, Exclusive $1.65M WEB# 53636 Vicky SOH, deck, nice back yard, .30-acre. Thompson 631.267.7430 F#2202751. Bridgehampton Office 1936 Montauk Highway/ Hampton Bays $659,000 Multilevel 2405 Main Street Contemporary, frpl, heated igp, hot 631.537.3900 631.537.7773 tub, .51 acre, 4 br/ 3 ba, fdr, lr, EIK, Den, bsmnt, decking, secluded setting Water Mill. Hamptons Condo Near F#70263 Ocean, furnished mint 2 bedroom plus den, 3.5 baths, cac, fpl, basement. ExCORCORAN clusive $699K WEB# 47780 Renee www.corcoran.com Despins 917.439.3404 Amagansett Office Southampton Office 140 Main Street 88 Main Street/30 Nugent Street 631.267.3900 631.702.9265 631.283.9600 East Hampton. Open house and price drop. Sat 7/25 2-4PM. 5 Wigwam Southampton. Home with beauty and View- off Springy Banks. 4 bedrooms, value, renovated with new kitchen, 3 baths, pool. Exclusive $1.075M home office, mahogany deck, room for WEB# 21488 Martha Perlin pool. Exclusive $1.145M WEB# 12576 Krae VanSickle 631.267.7400 631.267.7417

6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 'XFN 3RQG /Q ǧ Stunning estate home featuring 8 BRs, 6 BAs, beautiful landscaped grounds, htd pool. Room for tennis. Close to ocean. Excl. Web#H27593. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ DP SP &RSHFHV /Q ǧ 4 BR, 2 BA chalet w/ light-ďŹ lled water views near Halsey Marina in Three Mile Harbor. Summer rental: $35K. Excl. Web#H14429. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

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Hampton Bays $399,000 Move in condition Ranch. 3 br/ 1 ba, bsmt, frpl., .31-acre, OHW, nice back yard, close to all. F#69735 Hampton Bays $575,000 Bay-view Haven East of Canal 3 br/ 3.5 ba, .24-acre, wonderful beach neighborhood. F#70142

QUOGUE 6XQ ǧ SP 0RQWDXN +Z\ ǧ Impeccable Trad./Post Modern boasts 4 BRs, 3.5 BAs on magniďŹ cently landscaped property. Grand entry hall w/ atrium, 3 fpls, master suite and 3 guest BRs. Web#H060321. :HVWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6XQ ǧ SP 2DN /Q ǧ Great location, 4 BR, 2.5 BA colonial with great potential and room for expansion. With some updating, create a light, bright open oor plan. Room for pool. Bring all offers - highly motivated seller. Web#H0155092. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

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Amagansett. Bell Estate Breezes, Contemporary on 1.2 acres with heated pool, private bay beach access. Co-Exclusive $1.85M WEB# 38817 Alison Goggins 631.267.7416

East Hampton. House and adjacent lot, 89 acres total. Totally renovated near Maidstone Beach. Room to expand. EIK, LR, HWDFL, full basement, Exclusive $575K WEB# 35177 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 convenient to all. F#67601

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Westhampton Beach Office East Hampton. 1 story Contemporary, 92 Main Street move in condition, 1,500 SF +/-, land631.288.6900 scaped, room for pool and expansion. Exclusive $525K WEB# 47675 Agnes Westhampton. Baypointe Yacht Club, Bristel 631.267.7402 3 bedroom unit in full service bayfront Amagansett. Classic on 1.3 acres, Fur- condo community with marina. Co-Exther Lane Traditional. Screened porch, clusive $1.995M WEB# 27218 Peter 2 car garage, steps to beach. Co-Exclu- Moore 631.267.7421

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