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WHOLESALE CATALOG
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BIRTHDAY
A2 SIZE 4.25” X 5.5” | $2.25 EACH | MINIMUM 6 PER STYLE
BD001 YOU’RE STILL YOUNGER THAN ME
BD002 NEXT YEAR, YOU WILL BE EVEN OLDER
BD003 JUST LET ME KNOW HOW OLD
BD004 THE CARD IS THE GIFT
BD005 HERE’S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF QUESTIONABLE
BD006 TO MY FAVORITE INTROVERT
BD007 SO MANY CANDLES
BD008 LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW
A STAR DENOTES OUR BESTSELLERS. THESE PRODUCTS ARE THE MOST CONSISTENTLY RE-ORDERED BY OUR STOCKISTS!
LOVE
LV001 YOU ARE THE ONLY REASON
A2 SIZE 4.25” X 5.5” | $2.25 EACH | MINIMUM 6 PER STYLE
LV002 MEANT TO BE TOGETHER NOT A REAL HOLIDAY
LV005 LVD004 HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY NOT A REAL HOLIDAY KILLING AT THIS MARRIAGE
LV003 I LOVE YOU DESPITE YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS
LV006 HAPPY SWEETEST DAY NOT A REAL HOLIDAY
QUESTIONS? CONTACT US! INFO@DRYWIT.CO 630.486.2917 WWW.DRYWIT.CO LV007 NO ONE I WOULD RATHER RAISE A DOG
LV008 I COULD NOT HAVE TOLERATED ME
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MOM & DAD
MD001 ISN’T HAVE ME AS A SON THE ONLY GIFT YOU NEED
MD004 ISN’T HAVING ME AS A SON
FD002 FD-ISN’T HAVING ME AS A DAUGHTER
A2 SIZE 4.25” X 5.5” | $2.25 EACH | MINIMUM 6 PER STYLE
MD002 ISN’T HAVING ME AS A DAUGHTER THE ONLY
WE LOVE TO SEE #DRYWIT IN YOUR SHOP! PLEASE BE SURE TO FOLLOW US AND TAG @DRYWIT.CO SO THAT WE CAN SHOUT YOU OUT ON INSTAGRAM!
FD003 I LOVE YOU DAD DESPITE YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS
MD003 I LOVE YOU MOM DESPITE YOUR TEXTING
FD001 FD-ISN’T HAVING ME AS A SON
FD004 WITHOUT ME, TODAY WOULD BE JUST
JUST BECAUSE
A2 SIZE 4.25” X 5.5” | $2.25 EACH | MINIMUM 6 PER STYLE
TY001 FOR TOLERATING MY BEHAVIOR
TY001 FOR LETTING ME UGLY CRY
JB001 I KNOW WE’LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER
JB002 I BOUGHT YOU AN OLD TIMEY CARD
SY001 I’M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A HYPOCHONDRIAC
SY001 I GOOGLED YOUR SYMPTOMS
QUESTIONS? CONTACT US! INFO@DRYWIT.CO 630.486.2917 WWW.DRYWIT.CO GR001 LIVING UP TO THE MOST BASIC EXPECTATIONS
GR002 LEAST CHALLENGING PORTION OF ADULT LIFE
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NOTEPADS
3.5” X 8.5” | $4.50 EACH | MINIMUM 4 PER STYLE
MINIMUMS
Opening order minimum is $125. Reorder minimum is $100. Minimum of 6 per SKU for individual greeting cards. $2.25 per card. Minimum of 4 per SKU for all other gift items. $4.50 per notepad.
ORDERING Orders can be placed by PHONE 630.486.2917 EMAIL info@drywit.co ONLINE https://drywit.co FAIRE drywitpaperco.faire.com
$4.50 EACH MINIMUM 4 PER STYLE 50 SHEET NOTEPAD SIZED 3.5” X 8.5” 70LB PREMIUM PAPER STURDY CHIPBOARD BACKER SEALED CELLOPHANE SLEEVE NP001 EXPIRATION DATES ARE FOR THE WEAK NP002 THINGS TO BUY WHILE HIDING FROM ANYONE I KNOW NP003 HIGH FUNCTIONING PROCRASTINATOR NP004 WRITE IT DOWN AND GO BACK TO SLEEP
Hello! I’m Jen, the founder and designer of Dry Wit - a small but mighty operation based in Elburn, Illinois. Founded in 2018, Dry Wit is a line of greeting cards and gifts designed with a minimal aesthetic and a lot of dry humor. My collection is deliberately geared towards men and women. Dry Wit is a perfect fit for the customer seeking something beyond ornate florals or run of the mill puns. I aim to create products that say what you actually think - however sarcastic that may be.
Questions? Please don’t hesitate to get in touch - I would love to hear from you! info@drywit.co 630.486.2917 https://drywit.co @drywit.co
MINIMUMS
Opening order minimum is $125. Reorder minimum is $100. Minimum of 6 per SKU for individual greeting cards. $2.25 per card. Minimum of 4 per SKU for all other gift items. $4.50 per notepad.
ORDERING
Orders can be placed by PHONE 630.486.2917 EMAIL info@drywit.co ONLINE https://drywit.co FAIRE drywitpaperco.faire.com
PAYMENT
Payment is due upon shipment. Visa, MasterCard, Discover and American Express are accepted. Opening orders require a credit card on file. All orders are charged at the time of shipment. Shipping costs are the responsibility of the buyer. Net 30 terms are considered for existing accounts in good standing.
CANCELLATIONS & RETURNS
We ask that any cancellations or changes to your order be submitted by e-mail or phone with 24 hours of when your order has been placed. Please report incorrectly shipped merchandise or returns by phone or e-mail within 5 days of receipt. All merchandise must be returned upopened, unused and in it’s original packaging. Please contact us before returning any items. Refunds will be issued in the original form of payment. Please retain damaged products to facilitate a claim with the carrier. Refused packages will be charged full shipping, handling and any other charges incurred. We do not accept returns on unsold seasonal merchandise.
TURNAROUND TIME
Items are currently shipping within 2-5 days of order date.
SHIPPING
Buyer is responsible for all shipping costs. Should you wish for us to ship using your exsting UPS or FedEx account, the account details must be provided with your purchase order. For international accounts, all shipping fees and import/export costs are to be covered by the retailer, and are not included in the ship costs. Dry Wit is not responsible for any carrier delays. Express shipping is available at an additional cost.
ONLINE RETAILERS
Resale of Dry Wit products on Amazon, eBay, Etsy, Facebook, Instagram or any other online marketplace other than the buyer’s standalone website is not permitted. If you are selling online, credit to Dry Wit must be given in the product description, and suggested retail prices must be observed.
DISPLAY & PACKAGING
All products must be displayed and sold in their original packaging. Box sets may not be broken up and sold individually.
BACKORDERS
We do our best to keep all of our products in stock. When a product is backordered, you will be notified and, unless otherwise directed, we will proceed to ship all items in stock from your order. Once an item is back in stock, we will ship it immediately.
TERMS
Retailers must agree to our wholesale terms and we respectfully reserve the right to terminate any wholesale accounts that are not in compliance. Placement of an order will confirm acceptance of the above terms and conditions. Thank you!
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