Fall
2019
Hello! Founded in 2018, Dry Wit is a line of greeting cards and gifts designed with a minimal aesthetic and a lot of dry humor. Our collection is deliberately geared towards men, as well as women. We are a perfect fit for the customer who is seeking something beyond ornate florals and run of the mill puns. We aim to create products that say what you actually think!
MINIMUMS
SHIPPING
Opening order minimum is $150. Reorder minimum is $100. Minimum of 6 per SKU for individual greeting cards. Minimum of 4 per SKU for all other gift items.
Buyer is responsible for all shipping costs. Should you wish for us to ship using your exsting UPS or FedEx account, the account details must be provided with your purchase order. For international accounts, all shipping fees and import/ export costs are to be covered by the retailer, and are not included in the ship costs. Dry Wit is not responsible for any carrier delays. Express shipping is available at an additional cost.
ORDERING Orders can be placed by email or phone: info@drywit.co 630.486.2917
PAYMENT
ONLINE RETAILERS
Payment is due upon shipment. Visa, MasterCard, Discover and American Express are accepted. Opening orders require a credit card on file. All orders are charged at the time of shipment. Shipping costs are the responsibility of the buyer. Net 30 terms are considered for existing accounts in good standing.
Resale of Dry Wit products on Amazon, eBay, Etsy, Facebook, Instagram or any other online marketplace other than the buyer’s standalone website is not permitted. If you are selling online, credit to Dry Wit must be given in the product description, and suggested retail prices must be observed.
CANCELLATIONS & RETURNS
DISPLAY & PACKAGING
We ask that any cancellations or changes to your order be submitted by e-mail or phone with 24 hours of when your order has been placed. Please report incorrectly shipped merchandise or returns by phone or e-mail within 5 days of receipt. All merchandise must be returned upopened, unused and in it’s original packaging. Please contact us before returning any items. Refunds will be issued in the original form of payment. Please retain damaged products to facilitate a claim with the carrier. Refused packages will be charged full shipping, handling and any other charges incurred. We do not accept returns on unsold seasonal merchandise.
All products must be displayed and sold in their original packaging. Box sets may not be broken up and sold individually.
TURNAROUND TIME
TERMS
Items ship within 5-10 days of order date. Items in stock may be available for earlier delivery.
BACKORDERS We do our best to keep all of our products in stock. When a product is backordered, you will be notified and, unless otherwise directed, we will proceed to ship all items in stock from your order. Once an item is back in stock, we will ship it immediately.
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Retailers must agree to our wholesale terms and we respectfully reserve the right to terminate any wholesale accounts that are not in compliance. Placement of an order will confirm acceptance of the above terms and conditions. Thank you!
PRODUCT
MINIMUM QUANTITY
PRICE
A2 SINGLE GREETING CARDS (4.25” X 5.5”)
6 PER STYLE
$2.25
LIST NOTEPADS (3.5” X 8.5”)
4 PER STYLE
$4.00
MUGS (15 OZ)
4 PER STYLE
$9.00
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BIRTHDAY
A2 SIZE 4.25” X 5.5” | $2.25 EACH | MINIMUM 6 PER STYLE
Bestseller
Bestseller
BD001
BD002
BD003
BD004
YOU’RE STILL YOUNGER THAN ME
NEXT YEAR, YOU WILL BE EVEN OLDER
JUST LET ME KNOW HOW OLD
THE CARD IS THE GIFT
Bestseller BD005 HERE’S TO ANOTHER YEAR QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS
BD006
BD007
BD008
TO MY FAVORITE INTROVERT
SO MANY CANDLES
LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW
CONTENTS Birthday
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Mother’s Day 4 Father’s Day
4
Graduation
4
Sympathy
4
Love
5
Thank You
5
Just Because
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Mugs
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Notepads
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JB002 OLD TIMEY CARD
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MOTHER’S DAY
A2 SIZE 4.25” X 5.5” | $2.25 EACH | MINIMUM 6 PER STYLE
MD001
MD002
MD003
MD004
MOM-ISN’T HAVING ME AS A SON
MOM-ISN’T HAVING ME AS A DAUGHTER
DESPITE YOUR GROUP TEXTING
MOM - ANY OTHER DAY
FATHER’S DAY
FD001
FD002
FD003
FD004
DAD-ISN’T HAVING ME AS A SON
DAD-ISN’T HAVING ME AS A DAUGHTER
I LOVE YOU DAD DESPITE YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS
DAD, ANY OTHER DAY
GRADUATION
SYMPATHY
GR001
GR002
SY001
SY002
BASIC EXPECTATIONS OF PEOPLE YOUR AGE
THE LEAST CHALLENGING PORTION OF ADULT LIFE
I’M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A HYPOCHONDRIAC
I JUST GOOGLE YOUR SYMPTOMS
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LOVE
A2 SIZE 4.25” X 5.5” | $2.25 EACH | MINIMUM 6 PER STYLE
LV001
LV002
LV003
LVD004
THE ONLY REASON I SHAVE MY LEGS
MEANT TO BE TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU DESPITE YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY KILLING IT AT THIS MARRIAGE
LV006
LV007
LV005 HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY NOT A REAL HOLIDAY
HAPPY SWEETEST DAY NOT A REAL HOLIDAY
LV008
THERE IS NO ONE I WOULD RATHER RAISE A DOG WITH
THANK YOU
I COULD NOT HAVE TOLERATED ME THIS LONG
JUST BECAUSE
TY001
TYD002
JB001
JB002
THANK YOU FOR TOLERATING MY BEHAVIOR
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME UGLY CRY
FRIENDS FOREVER
OLD TIMEY CARD
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MUGS
15 OZ | $9.00 EACH | MINIMUM 4 PER STYLE
HIGH GLOSS + PREMIUM WHITE FINISH | ORCA COATING | DISHWASHER AND MICROWAVE SAFE 4.5"H X 4.5W X 3.4"D | 10.75" CIRCUMFERENCE
MG001
MG002
MG003
EVERYONE WAS THINKING IT I JUST SAID IT
IF A PERSON WAS NICE TO YOU BEFORE COFFEE, THAT PERSON WASN’T ME
THOUGHT I WAS REALLY TIRED BUT IT’S BEEN A FEW YEARS SO I GUESS THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK NOW
MG004
MG005
MG006
IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED
I THOUGHT I WAS IN A BAD MOOD BUT ITS BEEN A FEW YEARS SO I GUESS THIS IS JUST WHO I AM NOW
TELL ME NOT TO DO SOMETHING AND I’LL DO IT TWICE... AND TAKE PICTURES
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NOTEPADS
3.5” X 8.5” | $4.50 EACH | MINIMUM 4 PER STYLE 50 SHEET NOTEPAD | SIZED 3.5” X 8.5” | 70LB PREMIUM PAPER STURDY CHIPBOARD BACKER | SEALED CELLOPHANE SLEEVE
NP001 EXPIRATION DATES ARE FOR THE WEAK
NP002 THINGS TO BUY WHILE HIDING FROM ANYONE I KNOW
NP003 HIGH FUNCTIONING PROCRASTINATOR
NP004 WRITE IT DOWN GO BACK TO SLEEP
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