COMEDY CLUB & RESTAURANT
About the Club
Most businesses intend to enter a new market with a bang. When The Funny Bone Comedy Club and Café arrived in Columbus, Ohio, however, the sound heard was uproarious laughter. That was just the start. Co-Founder Mitch Kutash and Gerald Kubach opened the first Funny Bone in Pittsburgh, PA after Gerald became enthralled with a comedy show. Years later, The Funny Bone has invaded over 25 markets and is still expanding today. The Columbus Funny Bone, now located at the Easton Town Center, has been bringing nationally-recognized humorists to Central Ohio since 1987. Such superstars as Drew Carey, Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Reiser, David Allen Grier, Ellen Degeneres, Chris Rock, Bobcat Goldthwait, Brett Butler, D.L. Hughley and Elaine Boozler have dazzled Columbus crowds with their comedic genius. The Funny Bone also continues providing the freshest up-and-coming comedians to Columbus, as well as developing local talent. In addition to having Columbus’ only nightly comedy shows, The Funny Bone is a recognized pioneer in accommodating diverse community needs. From hosting numerous charitable functions, such as Secret Santa and Operation Smile benefit concerts, to being the gathering place for various corporate outings and meetings, to holding children’s comedy and magic shows, The Funny Bone Comedy Club and Café has etched a permanent mark in Columbus history.
Directions: North: Take I-71 South to I-270 East to the Easton exit. South: Take I-71 North to I-70 East then take I-70 to I-270 North to the Easton exit. Downtown: Take I-670 East to I-270 North to the Easton exit. Easton exit: You can only go one way off the exit ramp. Easton Town Center will be on your right-hand side. Follow the signs to the West Parking Garage. The Funny Bone is located in Easton Station on the First Level.
Contents & Event Planning Introduction/Club Information......................................................... 2 Content Page(This page)................................................................ 3 Appetizer Menu ............................................................................ 4 Salad/Dessert Menu ...................................................................... 5 Entree Menu ................................................................................ 6 Buffet Appetizer Menu ................................................................... 7 Buffet Dinner ............................................................................... 8
DINNER AND A SHOW
Dinner and a Show includes dinner before the show and a reserved seat in our preferred seating section (show admission not included). We can accommodate parties of up to 300 people.
HORS D’ OEUVRES BUFFET
The Hors D’ Oeuvres Buffet Package includes an appetizer buffet before the show, complimentary soft drinks during the buffet, and admission to the comedy show with a reserved section for your party in our showroom. You design the menu to best fit your group. This buffet is designed to accommodate groups of 30 to 300 people. Give the group sales department a call today @ 614-471-5653 for your custom proposal.
GRAND BUFFET
The Grand Buffet Package includes a full dinner buffet before the show, complimentary soft drinks during the buffet and admission to the comedy show with a reserved section for your party in our showroom. You design the menu to best fit your group. This buffet is designed to accommodate groups of 50 to 300 people. Give the group sales department a call today @ 614-471-5653 for your custom proposal.
DAYTIME EVENTS If you are looking to hold a daytime function, The Funny Bone can accommodate groups of up to 300 people. We offer state-of-the-art sound and video projection along with a full bar, kitchen and wait staff.
FUNNY BONE ON THE ROAD
If it isn’t convenient for you to travel to our comedy club, let us bring the show to you! The Funny Bone has access to hundreds of comedians nationwide, with credits like The Tonight Show, Late Night with David Letterman, HBO and Showtime. We can design a show to fit any budget.
GROUP DISCOUNT TICKETS
The Funny Bone sells group passes at a discounted rate. Group passes may be purchased in blocks of 5 passes. Each pass allows for 2 admissions, for a total of 10 admissions. The price is $70 for 5 passes. Passes are valid for the following shows: Monday - Thursday and Sunday at 7:30pm, Friday at 10:15, and Saturday at 11:15pm. Passes are not tied to any specific show, but they do have a generous expiration date. You must make reservations for the show you wish to attend, even if you already have passes.
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Hors D’Oeuvres Buffets
• Please select a minimum of (1) cold Hors D’Oeuvres and (2) hot HorsD’Oeuvres per party • Prices do not include cost of admission, beverages, tax or gratuity. • Give the group sales department a call today @ 614-471-5653 for your custom proposal.
Cold Hors D’Oeuvres
• International & domestic cheese display served with Gouda, brie, fontina, Wisconsin cheddar and crostinis • Fresh seasonal fruit display with yogurt dip • Vegetable crudités with two dipping sauces homemade ranch dressing and red curry dip • Combination of all of the above • Hummus dip blended chickpeas, tahini, garlic, and lemon juice served with warm pita bread and tazitki sauce • Whole poached Atlantic salmon with aromatics • Smoked salmon with mini bagels, dill cream cheese • Crab salad with watercress on toast points • Jumbo shrimp with cocktail sauce and remoulade • Antipasto display smoked turkey, capacola ham, salami, olives, roasted artichoke hearts, pepperercinis • Soft Chili tortilla wrap roasted chicken layered with shredded Monterrey jack, lettuce and chipotle mayo
Hot Hors D’Oeuvres • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Miniature crab cakes 100% real crabmeat accompanied with lemon aioli BBQ bacon wrapped jumbo shrimp Sea scallops wrapped in bacon and black mahogany sauce Roasted fillet of beef tenderloin with silver dollar buns and basil horseradish sauce Char grilled Rib eye satays brushed with Thai barbeque sauce Northern Italian meatballs in tomato ragout with melted cheese Vegetarian stuffed mushrooms Chicken roulades filled with jardinière vegetables BBQ or buffalo jumbo wings served with bleu cheese and celery sticks Potato skins loaded with bacon, melted Monterrey jack and cheddar Chicken satays in peanut sauce Chicken quesadillas with homemade salsa and sour cream Dusted chicken tenderloins served golden brown with honey mustard and chives
Dinner Buffets
• All buffets are served with salad, starch, vegetable, dinner rolls and assorted desserts: • Please select a minimum of (3) entrees per party • Prices do not include cost of admission, beverages, tax or gratuity. • Give the group sales department a call today @ 614-471-5653 for your custom proposal.
Seafood: • Blackened tilapia fillets with slices of caramel citrus butter • Stuffed and broiled New Bedford sole with lobster butter • Chilean salmon poached in lemon, wine, bay leaf with fresh dill sauce
Beef: • Maker’s Mark chargrilled ribeye steak in bourbon brown sugar and spices • Roasted prime Rib encrusted in herbs sliced and served with au jus and creamy horseradish • Beef Wellington filet mignon and mushroom duxelle wrapped in puffed pastry served golden brown with béarnaise • Braised New York strip loin with fresh rosemary and pearl onions in port wine sauce • Flank steak marinated and chargrilled with sweet red Thai curry
Chicken: • • • • • • • •
Drunken chicken Madeira with wild mushrooms Chicken Scallopini served picatta style Grilled stuffed chicken with roasted red peppers olives and feta cheese Chargrilled quartered chicken with spicy mango BBQ Bake chicken cordon bleu with savory sauce Buttermilk dipped southern fried chicken Tuscan chicken lightly breaded, sautéed & finished with tomato and garlic Stuffed breast of chicken with boursin cheese, fresh spinach oven roasted
Pork Dishes: • Pork tenderloin with peaches and brandy • Herb encrusted miniature French pork chops with apple chutney • Grilled boneless 6 ounce chops brushed with Asian mahogany sauce
Vegetarian: • Mushroom raviolis filled with imported cheeses, shallots, a hint of garlic, creminis, portabella, and shitakes presented in saffron broth • Tofu kabobs with brown rice and pinto beans in hosing sauce • Mediterranean Penne with olives, garlic, basil, sun dried tomatoes, fresh spinach and feta cheese
Drinks
We proudly serve a wide variety of premium liquors
Beer • Coolers • Malt Beverages Domestic Bottle Bud ................................. $3.75 Bud Light ........................ $3.75 Bud Select ........................ $3.75 Coors Light ..................... $3.75 Miller Lite ........................ $3.75 Michelob Ultra .................. $3.75 MGD .............................. $3.75 Rolling Rock ..................... $3.75 O'Douls (Non-Alc) ............ $3.75 Killian's Red ..................... $4.00 Bud Light (22oz) ............... $7.25 Miller Lite (22oz) ............... $7.25
Imported/Craft Bottles (12oz)
Wine
Cooler & Malt Beverages
Glass
Bottle
5.00 8.00
18.00 30.00
White Zinfandel Beringer 5.00
18.00
Reisling J. Lohr
24.00
Chardonnay Woodbridge Beringer Napa
6.50
Imported & Craft Draft (Pint) Guinness ........................ $6.00 Sam Adams (Seasonal) ...... $6.00 Blue Moon ........................ $6.00
Bartles & Jaymes Berry ... Smirnoff Ice .................. Smirnoff Triple Black ...... Bud Light Lime ...............
$4.50 $5.00 $5.00 $5.00
House Specialty Only $7.00 and you keep the glass!
Pinot Grigio Folonari
5.00
18.00
Shiraz Alice White
5.00
18.00
Pinot Noir Robert Mondavi
Stella Artois ..................... $5.00 Heineken ........................ $5.00 Corona ........................... $5.00 Amstel Light ..................... $5.00 Newcastle (brown) ............ $5.00
6.00
23.00
Merlot Woodbridge 5.00 Beringer Founders 6.00
18.00 23.00
Cabernet Sauvignon Woodbridge 5.00
18.00
Champagne/Sparkling Wine Cook's Brut ---16.00 Zonin Asti ---35.00 Imperial (White Star) ---75.00 Segura Viudas (split) 7.25
Rubber Chicken Rum • Malibu Rum • Blue Curacao • Pineapple • Sour Mix Banana Peel Creme de Banana • Cream Creme de Cacao Tap Shoes Vodka • Midori • OJ Loosened Tie Apricot Brandy • Creme de Banana Malibu Rum • OJ Grenadine Knee Pad Vodka • Peach Schnapps Cranberry • OJ
Drinks Frozen
Shots
Daquiris $6.00 (With whipped cream & cherry) Strawberry • Raspberry Pina Colada • Lemon Lime
Straight Up Shots ... $5.00 Sambuca • Jagermeister Rumple Minze • Goldschlager Black Haus
Frozen Margaritas $6.00 Lime • Strawberry • Raspberry
Bend Me Over ......... $5.00 Crown • Amaretto • Sour • Sprite
Coffee Drinks
Purple Hooter ......... $5.00 Vodka • Chambord • Sour & Sprite
All coffee drinks are topped with whipped cream and a cherry. Irishman $5.00 Irish Whiskey • Creme de Menthe Speak Easy $5.00 Coffee Liqueur • Baileys
Peckerhead ............ $5.00 Southern Comfort • Amaretto Pineapple Sex on the Beach ... $5.00 Vodka • Chambord • Cranberry Pineapple Sprite
Nutty Irishman $5.00 Irish Whiskey • Frangelico
Screaming Orgasm $5.00 Vodka • Kahlua • Baileys Amaretto
Keoke Coffee $5.00 Coffee Liqueur • Brandy Creme de Cacao
Kamikaze ............... $5.00 Vodka • Triple Sec • Lime Juice
Martinis
Non-Alcoholic
Funny Bone Martini $7.25 Absolut, Dry Vermouth, Olive Garnish
Virgin Frozen Drinks ... $5.00 Strawberry/Raspberry/Pina Colada
Apple Martini $7.25 Stolichnaya, Apple Liqueur, Splash of Sprite & Cherry
Soft Drinks..................... $2.50 Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Ginger Ale, Club Soda, Ice Tea, Coffee, Hot Tea
Cosmopolitan $9.75 Kettle One, Grand Marnier, Cranberry Juice & Fresh Lime
Juices ........................... $2.75 Pineapple, Cranberry, Orange & Grapefruit Bottle Water .................. $2.50
Perfect Venue For Group Events: Corporate, Family, Friends • • • • •
Corporate Events Daytime Business Meetings Holiday Parties Birthday Parties Fundraisers
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Group Discounts for 10 or More Space Available for 35-290 Guests Semi-Private or Full Club Buy-Outs Reserved Group Seating State-of-the-Art Audio/Visual Capabilities
COMEDY CLUB & RESTAURANT
Funny Bone Comedy Club & Restaurant 145 Easton Town Center Columbus, OH 43219 Phone: (614) 471-JOKE (5653) Website: www.ColumbusFunnyBone.com
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