Monday, April 28, 2003
The Chronicle
Beautiful, Like You! High 82, Low 55 www.chronicle.duke.edu Vol.
No.
98,
wins!
Baseball
The baseball team downed 3-2 to
Maryland Saturday record its first
of
victory
the 2003 ACC
season.
See page 7
143
THE INDEPENDENT DAILY AT DUKE UNIVERSITY
Duke
Citing SARS,
halts China program ‘Abroad’ session to be held in Durham CINDY YEE
By
Concerns outbreak
China
in
have
the
to
study
summer
the its
Mavis
“The
Study
for the
Duke
in China program at the
Asian Pacific
said
administra-
Mayer,
coordinator
tive
last
came on
ban a
travel
on
similar
“The situation our
was
hands when
issued
Organization warnings,” Duke, on
we
campus
warnings country,
Acute first the
Study
be
would
was
rea-
that the
hopeful be
[lifted].
need to postpone
no
evidence
is
obvious
so
Health
“At rule
alternate
an
gram
their
vide
they
are
cur-
summer
program
instruction in
like
the
Beijing. The deci-
for
North
SARS,
Abroad
the
sideration
news,
Office
told
the
Among
Syndrome,
front-page
and
students who
more
were
to
leave for China in mid-June.
Severe
or
affects
Carolina
than 50
program there.”
on
massive renovations
West
over
the next decade based
on
the
of
proposals
a
study
for
possible
Campus.
program
options
for
are
the an
By
in
The first draft of
con-
alternate
eight-week
ant
group’s
dent
60,000 the
on
page 4
square
an
additional
Building tion gram
than
a
Union
could
cost
report,
an
in
tripling
a
social/recreation
and
space
life/advising/support
campus services
and
space;
in student
promore
ties
and
re-
by
suitable food
provide
firm Brailsford &
lack
obvious
an
student
ty
or
serv-
of
con-
provide
not
connections
physical
visibili-
depratments,
way-finding.” &
Brailsford
findings, which
Affairs
Student
Moneta will
Dunleavy’s
Vice President
discuss
Larry
with
the
Board of Trustees Student AfCommittee
fairs
at
its
May
for
space
See VILLAGE
meetings
programs,
does
easy
for
ice and theater space, there is
compiled
needed between
reads.
report
the current
addition,
figuration
doubling
a
organization
the
and retail,” “In
meet-
“Although the existing facil-
million.
Washington
of
tail space.
renova-
construction
that
$5O
and
area
and
in
space
than
more
space;
released
feet of
highlighted by
quintupling
ing/conference/multipurpose
Campus Stu-
study
calls for
consult-
a
is
Dunleavy, almost
Bryan Center-West
The See CHINA
West
Village
Sunday
of
students
ALEX GARINGER
pro-
effect
a
undergo
Village
Report outlines Village plan
Chinese
high-intensity
language
our
in the Student
The Chronicle
in
operate
changes
pro-
that they believe will
sion to relocate the program to
not
THE BRYAN CENTER will
working with students
rently on
said
ALLISON WILLIAMS/THE CHRONICLE
that
those
do
became
study
the decision to cancel when the
State
said.
Respiratory
APSI
Mar-
of
while
study abroad When
director
that
are
we
a
point
hospi-
said
schools,”
Officials
standing
Mayer
have
up
things aren’t getting better.”
taken out
Department and World
closing
are
Riley,
There
non-es-
the
and
advisories
sential visits to the country.
of
worse, to the
abroad. “We felt it wasn’t
travelers
itineraries for
bump
to
week.
a
situation in China has
getting
garet
to
recommen-
that
decided
sonable to
dation from the World Health
Organization postpone
tals
State De-
a
issued
Department
where they
decision
Thursday’s
China and
been
Studies Institute,
the heels of
partment
State
the decision by
North Carolina.
pro-
travel ban, however, admin-
istrators
abroad program from Beijing to
decision
a
summer
the end of April. Once
gram at
led
administrators
University relocate
SARS
make the
concerning
the
about
would
they
The Chronicle
on
page 4
Committee continues
physics gender inquiry KELLY ROHRS
By
As
the
ual
investigation of sexfaculty
harassment,
bers
said any
clusively
expression of
Concerns
problem
the
about
depart-
two years ago when
com-
plaints of sexual misconduct sulted
legal
in
the
while,
struggled
to
action.
similar incidents, to seek
an
as
and
collegiality
“Ranging harassment
The Academic Council heard |eave
adopt
„
|ast Thursd
children to take
a
a
report
on
m wou|d al
a
new
| OW
parental
,aculty
who
semester off with pay. See page 3
Duke law week
in
a
graduate sex
Tucker
special
on
Max hits
MTV that
unorthodox dating practices.
will
has
far,
formulate
their
to
been
year to in-
solu-
primary goal
create
a
dialogue
talk too
of
gender issues
have more
to
in-
sexual than
about
small
discuss ones
undertones
we
—
are
afraid to
how handwriting the
on
said Roxanne ciate
afraid to
being
kinds of issues—the
an asso-
and member of
the committee. of
Natural
Bemdt Mueller, who the
when
department incidents
Sciences
was
chair of
al-
some
took place,
has
leged
had
problems
range,”
this
document his
in
said
Men’s basketball in
session
ot
to
that See PHYSICS
Harold
charges
is
blackboard,”
Springer,
professor
Dean
sexual
progressively
that
and
course
not
those
any
it continues
overt
“The most important thing is
just
remained out of the process
the airwaves
See page 3
tions. So
has
general.
from
and
partment
past
climate in the de-
is clear that in the past certainly
whole
insme
in
has met for the
sidious climate issues, I think it
we’ve
InciHp
these
appropriate
action to deal with
re-
Mean-
department address
commit-
of physics faculty, tee, comprised
about sexual misconduct.
surfaced
atmosphere
ment’s
an
all of physics.
throughout
nearly
climate
a
ex-
issue but
physics.
relations
gender
vestigate the
mem-
is not
hostility
gender
a
A
department
physics
continues its
chair of
Baranger,
The Chronicle
an
player
J.J. Redick
on
was
incident earlier this month
drug paraphenalia.
See page 7
page 5
clearedl
involving
of all pos-
2 �
PAGE
1
•
APRIL
MONDAY,
28,
World & Nation
2003
Weapons inspector liaison arrested
NEWS BRIEFS
North Korea to continue weapons
South Korea demanded
Sunday
abandon any atomic weapons Northern
negotiators
in
development
that North Korea
U.S. troops also find metal barrel that may contain stash of By
stonewalled the
LOUIS MEIXLER
The Associated
and
Press
The Iraqi chief liai-
BAIJI, Iraq Executions prison
In the
bodies in
suspected spies
pit just
a
on
the
continue in
Iraq
outside
a
building Ten
days.
apparently
corpses
killed
to
States
to
surrendered
forces
At
Sunday.
ing
metal
a
Amin
United
the
same
find-
Beijing acts in response to SARS deaths
Karaoke
movie theaters and discos shut their
parlors,
doors
Sunday
ing
contain the
to
more
Lt.
under orders from
spread
Beijing
officials try-
of SARS, which claimed 21
Gen.
Amin—No. 49
on
Mohammed
FBl’s DNA lab
The Justice broadened
practice investigation
Department’s inspector general
an
investigation
cian to include the unit that
analyzes
of
drug
cases
a
legislatures
with
said
the
division bat-
one
drum
agent that could
101st Airborne
near
look
will
the
provide
and
be mustard
a
blister
gas,
U.S.
when
design,
were
initial
being conducted.
we
ical,
to go we
Upton,
be
a
we
results
we
spokesper-
cautious
very
with
the
release
chemical
or
we
“We
that
information,
nuclear, biolog-
information,
that
we’re accurate.”
procedures
test
positive
that
when
Camp As Sayliyah, Qatar.
want
just
and
day,
that information,” said
Stewart
at
sites
many
every
that when
More tests
By
contain the
might
are
into
have confirmed
up
said.
troops
Amin surrendered to
proposals
across
now
the country.
MARKETS
BAGHDAD
mayor
Mohsen Zubeidi and
warnings
to
send
Down 133.63
NASDAQ
I
I
Down 22.61
at 8,306.35
at
1,434.54
a
stop acting
authority
as
Zubeidi,
detaining
of his
top
Baghdad’s
the city’s chief administrator. the
U.S.-led
coalition
to
was
the least threatening
seems
less
in the
country,
certain about
and the United
how to
deal with
the
greater challenge posed by Shiite clerics who have taken over
administration
of large
swaths
of
Baghdad and
other Iraqi cities.
“My favorite animal is steak.” -
Fran
Lebowitz
Rather
than
threaten
That absence has left
authority, including
Zubeidi
clerics
with
arrest,
the
Chalabi, is
would-be
also
berth,
to
and has
the armed
even
offered
guards of
one
confusion
over
who is
running
strong, visible central authority.
the field open for many to claim
the
who an
a
long exiled Iraqi businessman
initially supported
apparent
supporter
of
king, Sharif Ali bin al-Hussein,
country’s late king, who
was
Zubeidi’s role. the country’s
nephew of the
installed by the British and
assassinated in 1958.
Most notable among the influences insinuating selves
the
the growing
in the absence of
Ahmed
of several fig-
wide
tags
The contradiction between that and Zubeidi’s arrest
highlights Iraq
hopes
a
arrested
Shiite cleric.
Mohammad
aides after he defied
after Saddam’s ouster earlier this month.
claiming authority
States
picture identification
clear message that it will not tolerate challenges to
But Zubeidi ures
Sunday,
seven
mayor
Army has given them
Service
United States forces arrested
self-appointed
its DOW
CRAIG SMITH
New York Times News
By arresting
< >
field
open
agent cyclosarin
nerve
By
News briefs compiled from wire reports.
FINANCIAL
propped
Baghdad’s self-appointed
cuts in benefits, like prescription
state
an
55-
suspicious
found
were
in
discovery.
son
cuts
care
coverage and dental care, under
moving through
the
“There
dozen
biological
or
mand was measured in its response to
ar-
might be
exist. a
have
forensic techni-
in hundreds of crime
States make sharp health
or
illegal
they
chemical
false
forces
and the U.S. Central Comweapons,
Capt.
Millions of low-income Americans face the loss of health insurance
up
dicated
taken into
soldiers of the division’s 2nd Brigade
year, government officials said.
•
turned
been
coalition
of the FBI laboratory
practices
DNA
one
numerous
that
pro-
to have
the
There have
reports
northern Iraqi town of Baiji. Tests in-
Division,
has
of any
key
most-wanted figures from the regime
tle captain
broadens
they
weapons
expected
and where
gravel
among the
on
protect soldiers.
of Saddam Hussein —was
Capt. Kellie Rourke, •
knowledge
drums
gallon with
the U.S. list of the 55
was
Saddam’s
Meanwhile,
custody in Baghdad.
lives, bringing total Chinese deaths to 131.
if
found,
favor positive readings, erring side of caution to
Hossem Mohammed
as
would be grams. He detailed
contain chemi-
Hossam
in
figures
cals used to disable and kill. •
questioning.
al-Yasin, he
maments
drum that preliminary
tests indicated could
recently.
for
Also known
United Nations weapons in-
time, American troops reported
were
the others, all in
prison grounds—like
civilian clothes and all
reserved for for-
more
son
spectors
of Abu Ghraib, soldiers found 14
town
in the last two
eigners found
of
taken to the international
was
airport
nuclear discussion.
•
chemicals
deadly
but
development,
Pyongyang
The Chronicle
the
in
same
Iraq
is that of Iran,
Muslim sect
as
which is ruled
by
the majority of Iraqis.
them-
clerics
of
The Chronicle PAGE 3
MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2003 �
•
leave By
the
tenure clock
offered
proposed
the first
relief policy at
a
of
reading leave
parental
new
and
more
a
not
involve
new
a
policy,
serious
considered
a
temporary
parental
policy
or
medical
three month
leave with pay is
temporary parental leave to of birth of
event
leave,
leave. Further,
child,
a
under the age of six,
but
Tucker Mux has
rather
granted
the
of
adoption a
a
relief and
child
number of circumstances
in addition to when
born
a
or
spouse
available under
a
faculty
member’s
faculty member is required
care
mary
now
seriously ill, including when
adopted into
or
when
for
giver
seriously
a
domestic partner;
or
to
ill
when
a
fac-
household;
act
as
a
policy that
awareness
your website and go
pri-
faculty
mem-
or
do-
our
arose
in
response
to
maternity leave policy had
“Sex2K”
living
being
As part of
an
and there
regarding both parental
adding
undergraduate
that
a
were
new
pres-
leave and adoption,”
research paper written by
partially prompted the
examina-
tion of the issue. The
policy
is
on
own
night—has made
in that
HurryDate event,
on
want to
hook-up
dance
to
know, Planck
"You
sight
I
do
or
should
or
I
should
or
I just
go
isn't
the
only
who
one
a constant."
"Inflation
isn't
application,
was
form of speed
a
Hicks. “I
the
only thing going
up
Lines"
was
sold
on
show
long
on
Internet
dating;
a
website
which
participating
[his
faculty
in the schools
page 6
in
said MTV
website]
cell-phone
the
a
Chicago. “Everything
a
vir-
“My
they
was
more
Fired
penning story the
of
as
a
an a
embarrassment than
summer
legendary
associate,
a
Max
|/
Max
Max
responded by
e-mail about the incident. The
was
(/
as
to go most-
exploits have
more
of the
ex-
realistic than
film
The
law
for his
use
no
effort
productive
Pick-up Lines,” authored by
friends and
nights line,
a
I would
Paper
degree
from
his
week,” he said.
use
it
on.
don’t
even
more
of
University
know'a
use
as
a
1L
than
in
a
was
analogy.
girl
race.”
undergraduate
word,
the
said. “That
good
it and the
an arms
fun
Chicago—“where
Durham,
Chapel Hill,” he
Hill about
“Whoever could think of
It became like
“The best day I had covered
Max.
Chapel
go to
you could pick the guy to
had to
day is
place It
“sucked.”
was
that I disawesome.
like
being
Roger Clemens playing Little League.”
got
arrested
once
a
list of
long
exploits
came
spent
to Duke
in Durham: He
at Cosmic Cantina for
fighting
two months of law school
and partying in Cancun. A Kentucky he
equipped with
a
native,
and
working
Max said
healthy skepticism
across
See TUCKER MAX
subsequently banned from
framing
found
most
the
claims to have
highlight.
made the rounds of law schools and firms
nation, and
he has
Max ticked off
school, however,
Max’s
world
die”—but that goes to
tual shrine to himself. Classmates said back in law
embarrassing
get yourself blackballed from
hypercompetitive
tive Book of
I reads like
taken
of him
three years at Duke is the publication of “The Defini-
bar in his in my life
Matthew
was
thought
little
a
Max said he liked Duke
is about me.”
He’s right—www.tuckermax.com
always
added, however, that
Max says
of the three seg-
interview from outside
“I It’s
joke..,.
alma mater the
current hometown of
said.
side of law school that is
a
a new
in the hour-
said
Law,
anyways, I don’t think he
Kane a
Duke
Chase and Scott Turow’s book IL.
out
“It’s about me,” said Max last Thursday night dura
Kane
is
the website and want-
one
class,
at
law student.
every law firm in the nation.”
ly
four
Hicks said MTV
our
yet—perhaps
dating,”
checked
services
something of
posed
MTV’s attention.
ed to feature his online date application
ing See COUNCIL
first
at
myself?"
third-year
a
seriously,”
a
drunken adventures. It
“We found Tucker because he a
dating
ments features Max.
unique
next
you
walk by again?"
to law school and
MTV Internet
professional jackass.
online date
an
and freaked out.”
sures
a
about his
features
even
an
law school bet, Max started
a
full of stories
had been
changes
believe in love
you
to
"Would you like
career
“In
degree?
television—and don’t go into
special airing Thursday
out of
producer Serena
many
Duke law
Max—who will be part of
our
not
a
law at all. Meet Tucker Max, Law ’Ol.
been really examined in many years, and that there
said Lange,
on
what originally caught
originally
with
tonight
Excerpted from "The Definitive Book of Pick-Up
Kane,
Get trashed, party every night, write it all down
child,
parent, a
a
a
partner.
“The
reason
to me."
around here."
using
The Chronicle
child is
ber suffers the death of a parent, child, spouse mestic
KEVIN LEES
By
non-tenure
are
is
•
line for you
a
as
domestic part-
track contract extensions
ulty member
Bits."
faculty member in the
a
clock
day
line works best with you?"
much better
"So, do you
f-k
•
a
What do you do with tenure
sleep
"Do
has
ner’s child.
Additionally,
"So, what pick-up
Bacon
talk
to
"I'd
•
semester
one
now
the birth of
or
a
why
the last
on
alcohol, the
toast: To
a
•
sever-
longer
no
is
come
apologize?"
to
maternity leave that does
health condition is
temporary
know, I invented
•
year, up-
changes.
Under the
"Lets have
•
than
better incorporate adoption of children, among al other
"You
•
need
in the works for
policy,
•
•
busy Academic Council
dates the University’s 1989 maternity leave
wash clothes
to
which
my last,
laundry because,
to me."
meeting last Thursday. The
wants
it's
if
as
clean
that you're going
ALEX GARINGER
Lange
University’s
who
on,
policy
day
Lines
Pick-Up
of their life?"
The Chronicle
Provost Peter
live each
"I
don't have any
I
new
of Tucker's
Some
Lange proposes
fre--
%/
’financing
on
page 6
Con&tfs
s:
'oune,
9muted!
atfoude
3
_ra
vS
&
Ma
AniiU
J
%
fl &
MmuLiM IS
Jlw&MuAic, Jliie
&
Mote!
£
G'iAC'h’
\AsiA
1800 East Franklin At
Eastgate Chapel Hill,
Street
W
>
*
NC 27514
919.932.6400 fvllSe-n/ic--
Shipping.
Troo 6*l
Wrapping.
CHINA
VILLAGE
from page 1
at Duke
program—two
condensed
a
and
marine lab
University’s and
The Chronicle
2003
28,
PAGE 4 � MONDAY, APRIL
in
six at
six-week
week.
of
component
site —the
realize
SARS
the
we
vide
The
reported; 111 dead
cases
-Hong Kong; I, W
lieve the
cases;
increase
-Singapore: 199 cases; 21 dead -Vietnam; 63
in
an
loca-
cases
reported; 5 dead
said
will
said
-UnitedStates; 41 cases reported
credits
receive have
the
in
North
for
help
has
she
vances
in
toward
President
will
in
walkway,
field-sized the
including
a
Bryan
possible
“The notion of not just
but
space with
[a
at
some]
end of it
one
game rooms and
where
a
so
functioning
now
so-
including
space,
union because it is not
dance club. much trou-
as
a
student
exactly
a
place
students want to be seen,
nor
does it necessarily lend itself [to that],” said Davidson.
treatment for SARS.
An
ally
has
“Only
facade actu-
one
window.”
a
in the consultant's Student Village
same
expansion of the Bryan Center into
a
talking about
thing smaller,” A pub
•
The
•
or
“We’re grocery store.
a
Harris Teete;
same
space
for
“The
dining.
focus
study.
group and
the
report
Duke food services al
compared
allotments
showed
are
as
cur-
that
our
and
and
as
Lou Williams Center for
Career Center and
A media center
13, Chanticleer space
A
•
port
and
career
and conference
gatherings.
of the bookstore and computer
store to
contemporary standards, improve and
way-finding
improve
editorial,
as
ad-
and business offices.
limiting
of
study
space.
notes that the additions
planned
to
plan
over
the
initial
summer.
to as
well
as
ect.
Moneta,
a
Tallman
bring
plan
on
how to
Executive
Trask
and
John Pearce use
outsource the
an
phase the projVice
President
University
have
yet
to
Archidecide
in-house architects
project.
charge!
and cash in these beaded
change
purses
with attitude.
6268
Upper Mrs.
qla
Ninth Level
MTW
St.» •
Sat
NC
Durham,
Bruegger's 10-6
•
ThF
27705
Bagel
10-8
Bldg.
Sun
12-5
***
po
&
rary
Y/
-
/%_
STUNNING GARDEN HOMES FROM
restaurant c
Front brick with ease
Hardiplank siding
for
•
maintenance
cherry
gas
in
living
log fireplace
room
•
All three bedrooms
•
plus 9’
ceilings throughout •
CALL
in
Model
Open
bathroomsand
in
carpeted,
the
master
banquet facilities
•
Sales
large
60”
tub and 4’
42”
jacuzzi-style glass
by
by:
fiberglass
1350
Raleigh
919.942.2400
Rd.
■
(Hwy 54) Chapel
(reservations accepted)
or
golf course
view
Dinner M-F 6-1
Opm;
Sat
5:30-10pm;
Sun.
www.Auroraßestaurant.com Habitech
Builders 1
*
Hill
door
Deck with wooded
homes
Spectator Award of Excellence
bedroom
top and mirror above,
x
Vine
utility rooms
with
with cultured marble
477-8737
1-story single family
Furnished
cabinets with solid
Master bedroom includes double vanities
shower with
Beautiful
&
tops
flooring
walk-in closets
see-through
ceiling
or
Tile
with tile surround Vaulted
maple
•
above
Two-sided
42”
surface
Two-car garage with finishable bonus room
vaU
€uskun/
of maintenance
Front-yard
inft°
-STREYBURN
$246,900
Enterprises Choice
the
month, he will
the Board at their October meeting,
hopes
whether to
re-
discussing
next
design
tect The
after
mentationof the He
Cable
well
as
said
iraduates
ake
for
fairs, orientaiton
begin designing the architectual imple-
as
Counseling
for WXDU,
others;
for The Chronicle’s
vertising
small,
foot ballroom
square
plan with Trustees
Psychological Services.
•
among
venues.
expansion and rearrangement
Moneta
Life
Transgender
Black Culture, Multicultural Center, well
accomo-
staffing efficiency.
Bisexual
Mary
An
•
customer
averages,”
Centralized space for the Lesbian,
Center,
9,000
events like
meet
Davison said. •
A
•
programs
really exception-
to the national
medium and large
and
arts
distributed
rooms
large
need one.”
should
Library
Ten-thousand square feet of meet-
•
happen,”
performing
Perkins
date most of such space.
ing said
we
for
some-
Moneta noted.
bar. “It better
exist
rently
Gay,
gathering
ble right
ad-
not
outdoor
existing
“The Bryan Center has
time
been
replace
lounges,
to re-evaluate
have
square
•
Lobby Shop
feet,
Additional “seen-and-be-seen”
cial
Mayer
month, by which
a
a
Hangzhou.
waiting
are
there
hopes
groups,”
Moneta said.
18 students
accepted
its program
the situation in
Vice
120
SPACE FOR DINING SERVICES remain the
to
where performances could take place,”
re-
with
abroad
football
to
tiering with staging
Study Abroad
study
A
flat plaza
a
decision regarding
a
of
session
said officials
Executive
amphitheater.
plan-
were
Carolina to
have not yet made
into
space
came
adequate
those
for
an
surveys have all said that
•
China, which
and
areas
see
monitored
“They
Davidson. “Every
Center
of the teachers
some
APSI and the Office of
fall
do not
Union,
space.
however, gain almost 2,500 additional
the program.
the
the the
square feet. •
Beijing.
to return to China will instead
main
of
DSG
plaza
same
received
in the program in
who have been at Duke and
ning
program
amount of material
will
added that
Mayer
alternate
would
they
participating
like
Government and
currently controlling
same
students
an
area.
Clifford Davison. Thirty small groups
the
the
cover
and
“one-stop-
groups with
the conclusion that there is
quality experience for students.” Riley
in
amount
tion will still be a
other
among
organizations
traffic flow in those
Taiwan: A9 cases reported
-
pro-
alternate
largest
Duke University
oppor-
for,
133 dead
-Canada: K2 cases; 20 dead
be-
we
footage,”
“storefront’Vreception
Duke Student
Riley
tunities
China: Z.9IA
calls
24-hour-accessed
inviting
situa-
“We
very
good de-
a
square
shop” for all student
5.01A
control
tion,” said.
probable
cases:
-Confirmed death toll; 316 -
over
A
•
Total numberof
-
and
that
no
total
a
to what the
as
and
seeking,
The report
under-
have
us
features:
dents have been very
to
Moneta said.
China—but stu-
standing
is
of the
piciton
in
language
pleased with it; it’s
commentary
community
and
the
learning
of ad-
synthesis
Village concept.
nice
being taught of living
experience
the first
“I’m very
that students won’t have
regret
the added on
the
program a
is
meeting,
ministrators’ and students’ visions for
—
with classes meeting six days “We
the
Beaufort
from page 1
5:30-9pm
or
to
The Chronicle MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2003 � PAGE 5
PHYSICS
and economics double
CURRICULUM
from page 1
from page 1
2000
avoid
conflict of interest between his allegiances
a
physics department and his
role
as
an
in the
administrator. He
said, however, that the department has “addressed these
“I
thought that
should be
we
and I did not believe
we
posure to all the fundamental
fore,
with different
climate issues rather than incidents.”
as
their
despite
ment said
have been
they
ministrative
progress, members of the
would certainly have “It’s
been
really
In
summer
arts and
disappointed by
support. “Some
sort of
helped
us
a
said.
lot,” Baranger
a
2000, William Chafe,
sciences, created
as
faculty of
part a
of
settlement
a
member of the
department. The and
sciences—spent
the
as
a
collecting information
year
mittee has been
on
with
charged
gender climate
evaluating
the
Linda McGown,
specific
a
member of the
said she
committee,
formally advised department members She praised the actions taken
grassroots effort
so
a
plain,” the
true
a
in
the
members passed
a
resolution
faculty member to long
that he/she is be-
assume
the student
as
at the
goals adopted
similar provisions,
such
does not
com-
or
suspected inappropriate be-
in the absence of
even
time also includes
same
developing “a detailed proto-
as
col for addressing alleged havior
a
sexual harassment. “It is not suf-
on
statement reads.
A list of
complaint.”
a
Several in the department have reacted negatively to the
guidelines.
new
“I’m angry and I’m not the only
one
that’s
said
angry,”
Professor Emeritus Lawrence Evans, who said he is
wor-
ried the code of conduct would be used to further personal
vendettas rather
than to
prevent
harassment.
“The resolution is too vague to be positively useful and not too vague to be
possibly negative,” he added.
Others argue still that the
ed
what
to
with
department
only
amount to
met
Baranger
of sexual harassment
and
faculty
over
couple
a
March to distribute
throughout
a
has overreact-
of complaints. students
graduate
list of
alleged incidents
the past decade.
Evans and several other faculty members and graduate students have minor
“When you go
just like
argued that the list’s claims
either
are
unsubstantiated.
or
Joe
these
through
one
list is
one, this
by
1950s list of communists in the
McCarthy’s
State Department,” Evans said. “They’re getting the climate
want—where
they
people
are
afraid to be around
them.” leaders
Department definitions that such “In
said you
adopted
a
any
that
acknowledge
of
some
somewhat extreme, but
are
the
argue
reaction is necessary. there’s
correction,
got
be
to
Henry Weller, director of graduate finally find
a
middle
an
overshoot,”
studies. “Then
ground.”
Graduate students said the way the department has dealt with sexual harassment and its climate is getting
better,
but
some
ination may be
such
as
a
masking other
“It’s
and
departmental problems—-
geographic dispersion
the
Triangle Universities Nuclear Laboratory. gender problems because it’s easi-
admitting that there
is
an
endemic climate
lem,” said fourth-year graduate student Even
are
recognize the department’s atmosphere only
to
“When I
women.
egregious harassment
cases,
look back
they
prob-
Kevin Chalut.
faculty address gender climate, they
as
to
destructive most
jumbled
among
possible that the department has put everything
than
ginning
gender discrim-
the Free Electron Laser Laboratory
under the umbrella of er
on
lack of communication, poor advising,
Building,
and the
that the focus
worry
power structures
Physics
were
not
be-
is not
at
the
gender
related,” Mueller said. Plans to change
general that
the
gender
climate committee are
relations committee to
being discussed
greater cohesion will alleviate
“The
letting students
possible of
of the
new
to
are
gender problem
is
an
any
in the
a
hope
lingering hostility.
exaggeration of the larger
climate problem,” Weller said. “We realize that fixing the
gender problem is tied
to
fixing the larger problem.”
get
so
so
a
seniors
expo-
areas
of
a
leaving
course
a
or
added,
subject
Rebecca
“To be
honest,
was
glad he
at
riculum]
would be
Portia
it
good,” Hunt
Borden,
graduating early,
manipulate
a
easier, obviously, but
opportunities
is
area
said
were
GPA because
as
better to the were
new
who
is
curricu-
into
being
new
at this
new
pass,
more
classes
C2K,
of
quiry
or
accept
classes
a
they
more
said he is
especially
to fin-
the years
requirements
the
emotions about Cur-
“pleased
wonderful
writing, research,
and ethical
as
knowledgeable.
Although students have mixed
sults
English
take
curriculum. Advisors and stu-
fulfilling
are
are more
to
high school.
to
rising seniors struggling
some
important
lan-
had
curriculum makes
system”
ish their requirements, noted Borden. But
2000, Chafe
foreign
they
way
well-rounded,”
time goes on, the University is ad-
riculum
an
major
that the
confused with how the matrix would
have occurred in
Onuzo,
cur-
in.
not interested
Nevertheless,
to
was
new
the most preposterous
that the
important
their worst subject in
here,”
lower
work out, leaving
it is
of interest.
dropped
[the
junior philosophy
students
Borden said, adding
and advisors
more
to
subject
said.
did not agree
“[Curriculum 2000] to
has not
Duke, believes
arts education when
but
not
was
well-rounded experience,
Koenig,
if I had to do Curriculum 2000, I
come
but is
area] makes
an
a
dents alike
which seniors Nick Hunt and Naz Onuzo both
omitted because it
you want
justing
wrote.
many academic
into
Duke
science, math
is omitted.
The most commonly guage,
were
following:
good liberal
she
good idea,
“[Dropping if
writ-
changes because
little time,” she said. “It’s
subjects,”
deeply
any
a
changes.
students find ways to “tweak the
graduating seniors,
knowledge
school...and
research
omit
consider major
we
natural science
area
delve
regarding appropriate behavior. The resolution takes
as
a
more
was
major.
English major, believes Curriculum
an
lum made for well-rounded students.
e-mail.
an
public policy double major who
wouldn’t have
February, faculty
having correctly
one
pro-
without objection constructed by the internal committee
stance
taken
try
how to proceed.
on
far. “It’s been
make fundamental changes
to
French and
was
department,” she said.
a
one
But like many a
different
acceptable.
taking
“There
although
when the group had last met. McGown, also
ficient for
wrote in
nearly 50% of graduating
still
depart-
fessor of chemistry, added that most recently, she has in-
preventative
not
proposed that
without
well.
as
Chafe said the Bryant Committee still exists,
In late
“I
was
ex-
the ethical to
improve the University’s
give students
Chafe felt that
study
Committee
Bryant
incidents of harassment and this year, the Bryant Com-
unsure
program and
ing
sensitivity
foreign language course,” Chafe
committee—known
comprised of three faculty members throughout the
ment’s
need to
a
and
the
cen-
disciplines, familiarity
understanding of
do,
we
knowing,” Chafe
Aside from
committee to ad-
standing
a
of
ways
sure,
dean of the
sexual harassment suit involving
a
lack of ad-
a
cultures,
dimensions of all
advisory committee
complete vacuum.”
dress the physics gender climate for
depart-
stu-
could do that without
issues in away that they have not been addressed be-
Yet
educating Duke
dents to be ready to engage the world of the 21st
tury,
also
Hunt,
with the
changes
re-
that
cross-cultural
in-
inquiry.”
So does that mean only students graduating after the will be year 2003
“ready
century?” Perhaps make much of
a
to engage the world of the 21st
this year’s
difference.
seniors
hope
it does
not
The Chronicle PAGE 6 �
APRIL
MONDAY,
28,
2003
from page 3
Professor
Associate
•
COUNCIL
of
Physics
Ann
Pharmacology and Cancer Biology of Medicine and
Nursing
under it, although visions that
time
the
could
been
is
pro-
faculty. first
the
able
work
t0...
so
that
side
and campus
science,
under
policy,” Lange
—
termination
be
could
that
to cheat
by
manipulated
if
of this
spirit
the
at
margins
policy they
can
explicitly chose
dertake
kind
any
vention to
ensure
In
of
that
sense, this is
a
8
on
or
soon
Priorities the
change
honor
an
system.”
this matter
on
a
to
Committee,
standardization
teacher
ters; the report;
compensation; Arts
the
and
report-
the
University
has worked of
on
cross-school mat-
parking
Science
Strategic Plan’s
force
task
response to
the faltering economy; and the budget-
ing
process
for individual schools and
divisions of the •
accepted
a
policy for emeritus faculty, which lines
various
privileges, including
parking through
the
non-tenure track
the
University,
from
2006 and free
Those
track
in
more
faculty of
division
any
the Division of
except
can
elect up to
would also
faculty
to
to those
comparable
as-
governance
rights within their division ment
need
regular teaching exercise
and
signments,
or
depart-
rights
exer-
cised by analogous
tenure track facul-
ty. The Council will
vote
8
May
this matter
TUCKER MAX
delivered
Lange
on
meeting. a
statement he
adds that he had another two shots from page 3
to
concerns
“from faculty members and from people
others—particularly
feeling can
American
not
are
Letting
of
unease
express
as
opinions
to whether
a
they
in the current cli-
mate.” The statement said the Univer-
sity
welcomes
about the •
a
diversity
ongoing
During
an
war
hope The
chair
about
Keohane’s also
degree recepients.
Iraq. fac-
of
what
Robert
Board
the
qualities
successor
will
disccused
of
they have.
honorary
at
[graduate
professional student] campout
time because
I
threw
beer
a
Coach K,” he said. “I had to from the cops. It
was
a
one
at
can
run
away
a
screenplay,
a
novel and
hopefully
TV deal. “I’ve
from
got
said. “[But] never
a
serious
couple calls, big
it’s
time
serious calls
agents,”
Hollywood
so
Max can
you
later
that he’s
cious
admits
had about
in
the interview
eight
beers.
In
morning-after e-mail the next day,
out
both she
as
made
him
a
he
said
charming and auda-
expected.
throw
people,
Hicks
laugh,
a
as
“Sometimes he
was
quick
so
comments
seem
to
judge
them,
at
she
insecure,”
I assumed he had
a
it
said.
higher
level of confidence.” Self-esteem said
the
she’s
produced
evaluations
segment
was
was
at MTV” Hicks said. “It was
that I’m
neat,
I
that bad. It
officially can
leave
enough stories
she
aside,
of the best
one
for MTV.
“This entire show
And it
tell.”
Max
was
“Originally,
whole scene.”
Now at 27, Max says he is working on a
session,
Chair
almost got arrested
“I and
opinions
with Presidential
Committee
faculty
in
executive
ulty members spoke
vice
of
Max
for the Blue Devils
who
citizens—about
on
top of that.
co-authored with Keohane in reaction
Trustees,
central university computing services.
no
significant academic responsibil-
out-
to
faculty
four non-tenure track faculty.
Steele,
access
of
Membership
non-tenure
one
the
extension of
an
the Council.
member elected
new
free
to
reading
the Council would be open to
than
of
chair
first
for
calling
to
on
Search
University.
Council members
serve
•
Committee
elected
were
vice
Nijhout,
resolution
at its
Joel Huber
into
Fred
•
Council, presented
carry
inter-
Pro-
Political
and
mic Council.
ities that include
ed that this year the committee, which will
Mayer
un-
faculty members
Advisory
Resources Chair
and Associate
Policy
the Executive Committee of the Acade-
of
meeting.
President’s
Fritz
Science
IN OTHER BUSINESS: •
Public
so,”
spirit of the poli-
The Council will vote
May
do
not to
policing
the up to
living
were
wish
faculty members
operate
or
of
Clinical Services, which
he said. “We
at its
delib-
itself—a
family
the
of
“Obviously
cy.
is
faculty members.
some
the
policy
left unclear and is up to the de-
erately
point
in the
giver”
care
Pendergast
fessor
eligibility
said.
He added that the definition of “primary
Marie
we
faculty—clini-
entire
cal, basic one
some
to such
provisions the
bring
included
are
are
this
that
that we’ve
through
there
specific
are
believe
“We
of
Joshua Socolar, Associate Professor
last show
my
that
was
satisfied. I now...
to retire
good.
enough
was
I
was
now
happy.”
fun
like, have
laghan Leon and the track and field teams three school records the renowned Penn
over
Sports
the weekend
Relays. See
page 9
� The No. 22 women’s
No.
12
rowing team lost to
State
Washington
Saturday afternoon. See
8
page
The Chronicle
page i
�
MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2003
Baseball captures first ACC win
Redick
SILVERSTEIN
By JOSH
cleared in
The Chronicle
The Blue Devils start-
ed off this weekend’s series
exactly
Maryland hoped,
using
formance
masterful
a
by
Alieva to
against
pitching
right-handed
capture
3-2
a
incident
could have
they
as
perJeff
starter
victory
MIKE COREY
By
the
over
The
in what
Terrapins win of the
1-16 in
(15-28,
the
game
Sunday,
drove in eight
starter
junior hurled
who
Redick’s
Maryland
hitters
pestered their
Terrapins
Joe
by
to
third
baseman
Constantino. Then came
to
“very
Mike
the game after the
right
in
Thompson’s
the
tying
run.
rooms
See BASEBALL
on
Dormitory.
police report, to the
reported
the
a
resi-
that he
police
police
discovered
other
from
room
for the
“red,
individuals
glossy
marijuana
Jerdan,
JAVIER SOCORRO had
and
one run
one
hit in
Saturday’s victory
the
over
were
present.
students
eyes and
a
about their
See REDICK
Terrapins
smell,” they
where Redick and four
report described the
replace-
page 9
of marijuana” in
smell
negative
entered the
hander walked
Drew
righthander
ment,
1 in Blackwell
Duke
strong
to load the bases. Blue Devils head coach
pulled Thompson
Sunday night
the halls, and “after checking several of
rightfielder Anthony Buffone
Ron Hillier then
a
Upon arriving,
the the bat of
upon
investi-
a
bunt single off
a
an
smelled marijuana in the building.
a
walk
place April
to left
Maryland
followed
Sargent,
did
a
base.
bloop single
the
or
board, based
event,
said Ken Redick
According
to
freshman
not been pun-
The event to which his father referred
4-13)
(16-26,
allowed
Thompson
shortstop
gation,”
dent adviser
the
First, there was that
on
way
the
program
an
occurrence,
took
the
year,
weekend.
has
“I think the judicial an
In
game.
the ninth, however, he failed to retire as
incident
this
this
said,
Va.,
men’s basketball
the
against
the entire
said
of
ished by either Duke University
had stymied years ago,
two
1
April
he
from Roanoke,
Thompson,
Kevin
any
drug-related
a
father
Additionally,
as
off five
runs
shutout
a
Terrapins
batter
following
Redick
wrongdo-
a run-
different pitchers in the top of the ninth. Duke
ing
occurred
J.J.
star
been exonerated of
eight-
an
for the Terrapins
victory
Maryland
two
results.
dual turned into
inning pitchers’ 8-1
next
same
basketball
has
that
In the rubber
away
the
ACC),
produce the
games did not
Men’s
Unfortunately for Duke
season.
Chronicle
their first ACC
was
on
as
strong
The
having
smell of
person.”
page 9
Women’s lax steamrolls James Madison, Davidson Despite holding such
POSES
By JAKE
The Chronicle
a
contest that
itimately
fun
competitive,
:an
Ae
was
more
(13-3) dominated
The Blue Devils unanswered
goals
minutes. Kate Kaiser
1:48,
at
all,
found
six
the
different
back
Davidson could
answered
to
We
an
Erin
score
came
we were
get
even
net
on
quickly
O’Shaughnessy
pass
out and had
just looking
to have
it
of energy
lot
a
a
The
anything
was more
on
just like
halftime,
Miller each
scored
Katie
Chrest
their second
and
goals of
period and going into the intermission,
Duke had amassed
a
12-2
doesn’t
advantage.
‘lay
JStM
Dahntay Jones was named the men’s basketball team’s most valuable
player
at
Saturday evening's awards banquet. Jones was
an
honorable mention AllAmerica selection in 2003.
scoring
net,
her
I
third
second half
was
highlighted
goals
including back-to-back
at the
42
period
to
see
think
was
also the first
their first action of the is
this
what
we
players “I
season.
head
wanted,”
coach Kerstin Kimel said. “We wanted to come
out
sixty
get
and really play and
minutes
to
career
goal
goal
the
at
really
51
of the year just
a
being
on
the
them on,” Kaiser
we’ve gotsaid. “It’s the first time this year
Casey Sanders, McDonald’s
Thank
a
high
All-American,
was
ed the defensive the year award Duke
coaching
school award-
player
of
by the staff at the
men’s basketball
banquet.
attack
Chrest head-
with
four
and
Blue
Devils
goals. Duke
built
a
4-0
lead
answered with
pair
a
went into halftime with and
advantage
quickly stretched
after Crest found the
7-2
goal
twice in the opening minutes of the ond
Staedt
and
tributed
a
James
For
half.
Gail
each
for the Blue
for
prepare
con-
pair of goals.
upcoming week presents
The
lenge
sec-
Lisa
Madison,
Decker
a
its
Devils,
Sunday’s
exams
chal-
a
must
they
match
Duke
team
2002—and final
as
with
lost
to
in
before the NCAA
Tournament begins. “This exams
is
and
always we
tough week
a
have
a
really big
with
game at
the end of it,” Kimel said. “I’m looking to
exciting
sidelines and cheering
of
Star also
Crosby’s.
minute after
The
Dartmouth—a
Senior Carrie
added her first
was
for
us
scored the first
collegiate
minute mark.
“It
that
Duke
before the Dukes
game for
today.”
everyone in
her
our
did
allowed game that
the
Andrea Crosby of
we
see
goals respectively.
lead to
opportu-
many of Duke’s younger
to
James Madison win-
against
Gallagher and
lined the
5-2
and 44-minute marks.
nity for
13-5.
ning
by
who scored three times
off
squared
three
contest.
Casey dominates
squander
W||
the
really exciting
Earlier in the week, the Blue Devils
sec-
controlling
after
period,
O’Shaughnessy,
lot of fun,”
enthusiastic.” out, have fun and be
Before
the
to
enough of
to 8-1.
wise paper game plan
the
before
Gallagher
Kaiser said. “We didn’t have
come
straight
The
players
the board.
Devils
Lauren
when
the
push <f
by
goals
Duke
the
did, the Blue
Once they
scored off
of
into
ten to do that and it’s
all their hard work has really paid off.”
sec-
the opening face off, Kaiser took the ball
Miller and Jessica Bennett.
Meghan In
game’s by
onds
seven
first 14
began the scoring
followed
soon
with
opened
in the
in the
ond half for the Blue Devils. Just 13
goal of the
Davidson (1-15) 21-6 Saturday.
sizable lead,
a
drop
the energy level did not
1
Senior
get better
this
week,
backwards and get and the
take
a
step
Chronicle
in wins
over
summer
to
KAISER picked
up
NBA Magic 100,
Playoffs
Pistons 92
follow those Duke teams
Celtics
“Drizzle,” earned the Glenn
churning into postseason
Trailblazers 98, Mavericks 79
Mann Award for the men’s
play with chances
Buckner, also known
basketball team’s
reserve
player contributing to team morale.
as
most
at
bringing home individual and team national titles at www.chronicle.duke.edu.
four
James Madison and Davidson.
sports online
Stay tuned this
Andre
ALL-AMERICAN KATE
goals
post-season.”
you! reserve
not
ready for Dartmouth
102, Pacers 92
Lakers 102, Timberwolves 97
MONDAY. APRIL 28.
Sports
2003
No. 9 Hofstra GABE GITHENS
By
The
9
Hofstra
No.
8
most
tant non-conference game of the
Saturday, with
Devils
themselves the
to
are
imporseason
for
Blue
the
game,
win to
a
give
to advance
tournament. With
only
can
the
the
bids
at-large
The Bulldogs (10-4), who from Tim
goals
five minutes, late
lead game
the
in the final
Duke’s
fourth
one-goal The
quarter.
in
think at
tougher
general
the
Cassese said. “It
they
an
just
were
the All-ACC
to
unassisted the first
at
goal
later
the Blue Devils
Dan
Flannery
had
an
11:55 mark 40
over
struck
on
again,
as
goalie from
pass
a
of
seconds
Hofstra
beat
Southard
recently
team,
the
quarter. Just
Matthew
scoreboard
the
on
Kevin Brennan.
Although Duke dominated the Pride in the
first
quarter shot total, Hofstra
to net three consecutive
goals
to take the lead 3-2. The first two
goals
came
within 11 seconds of each
the Blue Devil defense had to be
proved “It
that
they
few
a
got
the end and they capiAll-ACC
them,”
on
as
lapse that
costly.
happened
talized
a
other,
performer
Kevin
senior
end,”
was
See MEN’S LACROSSE
evenly matched
on
page 9
FRESHMAN DAN FLANNERY recorded
new
The men’s and women’s
had
weekend
a
at the
Philadelphia
of
giate track and field’s The
competition. achieved
the
lades
they
as
lion’s
men
most
the poor
showings
several
Thursday, days spot
at was
the Liz
the
the 3,000-meter
first
who
every
the
and
was
three
the brightest her section of
steeplechase with a new
a
time
Duke record
own
mark,
set
Duke
previous
good enough
to
has
run
the
obliterated The
benchmark. time of
earn
18:03.69
them sixth for
“We felt the record
much
as
recovering
Jan
Saturday
saw
from
who finished in
The
said.
going
a
a
mark
“But
we
to break it with
by
Sally
great
junior
men’s
Brent
three-way 16-5
tie on
pole
Warner, for
sec-
his first
tied Warner’s
women’s
on
page 9
rowing
ply unable team,
fell
nationally, State
Washington
to
career
ranked
No.
12
at
the
Saturday
“Our Head
races,
never
onds of the
to
within nine sec-
come
Blue
Devils
with the results
rower
Joanna
were
of the
ers
were
from
both racing
our
State’s
Washington
cessful
sity
var-
varsity
gained
ground
eight from
the
them in San Diego. The
difficult,
but
we
on
time
team likes
ning
regional
a
go
to win the
on
to
freshman eight,
a
we
feats. None of those
championships
attain, but
very and
aiming
good, clean races.”
low
and
see
win-
case, in
or
the
varsity
boat to the nation-
not impossible goals will be easy to
are
there
too
short. We’ll give
The Blue Devils, who recently finished
sea-
high
a§
varsity four
eight, and sending
saw
aim
“In this
championship
al
ourselves
good
route to the title. For
en
[WSU’s]
races were
pushed
said.
more
still lies three weeks into the future.
“Our
second
this spring,” she said. “Our
eight
to
downing both Clemson
possible,” Hingle said.
row-
suc-
today,” WSU
Duke, however, the pinnacle of the son
very
Cougars would
and Tennessee
as
varsity
against the
State.
Laßiviere
forward
sim-
were
Washington
well
Jane
looking
Her
Hingle asserted.
“Our freshman eight and four
did
squads
Clemson Classic,
very
meet,
overcome
racing tomorrow.”
perennially strong Cougars.
the
Still,
senior
able to
to
Coach
“We’re
Clemson Classic. Duke lost each of three
had See TRACK
second in the ACC tournament,
varsity eight, which has been
poisoning.”
ond-place after clearing vault.
soft,” women’s
did, especially
from food
vault effort
was
Ogilvie
we were we
The 22nd
pleased
Championships;
freshman
ailing Sally
the entire meet.
as
Duke’s
an
Horowitz
relay team’s blistering
head coach
luck
another women’s record
Clara
didn’t know
won
last weekend at the ACC
saw
MIKE COREY The Chronicle
the 4x1500 unit of
and
of
for the event, breaking her
as
Leon the
By
a
Meyerhoff, Shannon Rowbury, Meaghan
in
relays.
of 10:49.09. Wort set
time
school
Friday fall,
set
Blue Devil record.
leg of both the
competition, Wort,
acco-
steeplechase.
endured bad
in the first
4xBoo and 4x1500
squad
of the
performances
strong
but
vaults,
high-profile
women’s share
trumped
had
in
colle-
Relays,
records in relays and the The
track teams
extremes
Penn
competitively, she has
steeplechase
The Chronicle
and three assists in the loss to the Pride,
goal
Relays regionals following loss
for track at Penn PAUL CROWLEY
a
rowing looks
Wort, Warner place high No. 22
By
men’s lax
edge
to
seesawing
were
Rewkowski,
Matt
bounces back at
and included four lead changes. “I
named
the whole way,
and tuck
nip
led by
were
Treubig
overcame
in
was
early
jumped
as
managed
announced.
two
Duke
sit and wait until
when
Sunday
next
the
opportunity
an
NCAA
Duke
loss,
a
desperate
were
(8-7)
9-8 decision to Hofstra.
into
Coming
men’s
11 team
its
lost
the entire day. We
goals
back and forth.”
lacrosse Duke
2 late
scores
game
The Chronicle
The Chronicle
is
little
and
it
worse
selling
everything
than
yourself we
have
where that puts us.”
OURH-Bm CfCLE
C€(lT€R Durham’s
leading
bike
shop with
over
300
bikes on the
floor
Great Prices. Great Service.
Check out
our
full line of
car
racks
-or-
Send
your
bike home-
Only $45 plus shipping
Duke’s Full Service Bike Shop 639 Broad Street
•
Durham
(next
to the
Across the Street from East 10-7
Mon-Sat
M
2-5
Wellspring)
Campus
Sun
2453 *) 0/1
Dll/ C
MArDIIVL
The Chronicle
Sports
BASEBALL Ed little relief, let in a
he
as
Justin Maxwell then rocketed
Jerdan fastball into the
right-center
which gave the Terrapins would not
commanding
a
double,
a
5-1 lead
on
and I
me
just trying
was
ball in the
was
to
one
able to put the
gap.”
disastrous ninth,
having broken
inning before its
scoreless tie in the
a
bottom of the eighth. was
lose and game to
In the middle game of
two
3-1 in
due
days
Durham
the
to
thunderstorms
fell to the
split
over
up
that
hit
the
In addition to the Blue Devils
losing, Duke rightfielder Brian Patrick had his
career
high 18-game hitting streak snapped. Not all
end,
negative for the Blue Devils this
was
weekend
long, headlined by Alieva’s effort senior
A
game.
Terrapins allowed
off
two
from
balance
runs
throughout hits
eight
on
I’ve
started.
of the
really proud
was
“I had been
but
week-
winning into
run
I
Today
a
the
kept
the
game.
He
through eight plus
six strikeouts.
way I
threw,” Alieva said.
lot prior to ACC competition, trouble
some
had
really
all
in the first
Alieva
Durham,
innings of work, while tallying “I
since
play’s
league
good stuff.”
Duke scored all three of its
runs
in the sixth
inning,
when Patrick and Layden hit back-to-back run-scoring doubles. When Hillier
asked about his team’s play,
was
he responded by saying that the offense had to continto work
ue
hard,
and he remained
positive about the
team’s future. “I’m not
have
a
lot
using academics
minds and
on our
REDICK In
just think
can
the
explaining
activity
the
son
had
Redick
had not in the
the
Following
student to the
“He
He told
room.
to the
room
to
room
to
not
did
police
file
of the students. Rather, they gave any and
warning
a
forwarded
the
police
judicial affairs office.
requested
was
what
explained
The
leaving the premises. the
incident,
told
participated
initially left the
restroom, but then had returned
charges against
report
son
occurring
was
check his e-mail before finally
each
Ken
situation,
the newspaper that his use
about baseball.”
from page 7
Herald-Sun at Durham that his in whatever
excuse, but the kids
an
everything,” playing better when we don’t have a
he said. “We start
lot
as
their mind with finals and
on
make
to
that
happened
that
statement
a
it
night, and
sub-
was
mitted to the dean of student affairs,” Ken Redick told The Herald-Sun. “Then he met
with
one-on-one
the
dean of student affairs.” Ken Redick
said his
son
had learned
a
great deal
from the situation. “He made a
Redick made
an error
where
room
in judgment, which
someone
error
by
not
just getting
and
move
he has been cleared of all
TRACK high, and
wrongdoing
that he
is
now
doing
now
that
in the matter.
from page <l\lone>
was
preparation “Brent
son
in
Ken
leaving.”
doing “great”
forward and is
being
dope,”
recognizes up
He added Sunday evening that his his best to
was
smoking
was
told The Herald-Sun. “He
an
especially remarkable given his lack of
time.
ordinarily doesn’t have
men’s head coach Norm
Ogilvie
does 15, then 15-6,then 16 and
But to
so on.
early,”
so
normally see
them
level,
The men’s team did not have the luck in the
relays
at
his
to do 16-5
noted. “He
that
starting
career
best
and to clear
that’s really impressive.”
that they did in the
pole vault,
as
the team’s 4xBoo team
finished 13th. “Our 4xBoo team didn’t do the
race
was
such
at the first
probably a
a
tactical
Saturday Ogilvie’s
a
as
well, and we
handoff” Norm
little awed, and it
race
was
squad,
Matt
with 40,000
people
be
the 4xBoo
school record set last year.
relay
out of
tough
to
“Lan run
in the stands.”
another record-breaking as
were
Ogilvie said.
can
them. In
a one
day for Jan
team broke
the
well but
as
goal
game that
Monfett, who led No.
of the first
quarter
on
confidently carried
11 Duke in
a
of the
As
again
scoring
with
He
goal.
before halftime,
as
also
Duke
were
fatigued,” Cassese night
and
we were
tournament. Toward the
end,
to open
quarter opened,
remaining
quarter
to
give
them
a
were
The
game
again drew
to
only
quarter.
last goal early in the fourth 8-7
lead which
they would are
cer-
the bubble to make the NCAA tournament.
They
both
com-
game at 7-7 with
later relinquish. With the loss, the Blue Devils on
able to
little short.”
Brennan took
in the fourth
an
fell
� PAGE 9
gave his team the lead
tied the
Brennan scored Duke’s
next weekend.
will have to
“There is said. “We’re
yet
goals.
Kostolansky
com-
second half play and Rewkowski and
further ahead 6-3. Duke appeared
Joe
said.
Monfett scored
to
as
tainly
dragging but they just played better.”
the third
tie
51 seconds
4-3 lead at the end
unassisted
an
game Wednesday
ACC
were
a
5-3 lead into intermission.
think both teams
“They had ing
a
with the first of his two
28. 2003
“They
we
knotted at 6-6,
score
mand for the Blue Devils and
a
netted the only other goal
still on
practice this
hope
that
the outside
week and wait for
we
could
looking
a
call
get in,” Cassese
in but we’re
going
to prepare to go to the NCAA tournament. Whether it’s a
reality,
we’ll have to wait and see.”
push Duke
to be in
complete
Hofstra 14, Duke 6
control of the Pride. FINAL
Just the
as
Pride
the Blue Devils struck
goals. Similar Hofstra
they did get sensational starting pitching
as
on
Ryan Lucas both beat keeper Southard
the series, Duke
contest that had to be
a
Saturday.
area
my
unfortunately hoped. It’s just frustrating.”
the way I had
Terrapins
was
I couldn’t finish it off
few opportunities
a
hat trick, gave the Blue Devils
teams
tough one,” Thompson said. “It
a
make the play to win. Once again,
will make the difference.”
“I for Duke in the
Things looked good
“This
didn’t capitalize
we
they
swing short,” Maxwell said. “[Jerdan] left
my
Cassese said. “We had
a
the middle of the plate and I
over
gap for
a
relinquish.
“I had two strikes
keep
to
APRIL
“Give them credit,” Cassese said. from page 7
With the
plunked the first batter he faced
Maryland’s
run.
MEN’S LACROSSE
from page 7
MONDAY.
again
with
back
to their
beat
were
display
Duke
three consecutive times.
gaining momentum,
another in
outburst
the first
goalkeeper
A.J.
of
quarter, Kincel
Duke
(7-6)
Hofstra
(10-3)
GOALS: Duke-Brennan,
1
2
3
2
2
116
1
6
3
4
Leiske.Cassese (4). Hofstra-Kessler, Dooley
Femminella (2), Walker (2), McTigue, SAVES: Duke 14 (Kincel), Hofstra Stadium: Hofstra Stadium
4
4
F
14
(3), Defending Rao (3)
Morrison
(Alaimo) Attendance—s,99s
The Chronicle PAGE
APRIL
MONDAY,
�
2003
28,
The Chronicle
Community Standard explained
Duke and
Rebuilding
Iraq
There
been
has
regarding
honor code—the Duke
Two
the
reconstruction
ongoing
projects both
here and in the Middle East
As
make ends meet,
and,
an
are
beyond these relatively minor
ever-present
a
process is
relatively simple:
not
even
years to
delicate ballet of
a
redemption: the simultaneous rebuilding of Iraq and build-
figures
Two towering Gen.
overseeing
are
retired
projects,
Jay Gamer and Vice President for Student Affairs Larry Moneta
Gamer
previously
Pennsylvania,
the Kurds from
served in northern
Saddam Hussein’s evil. Moneta
Iraq, protecting previously served at the University of
Penn students from the evils of not
protecting
ent Fundamental
ers
Iraq and
on
West
in
enough
Campus will require
effort, for the
fund the
If the
are
even
forces
joining
execu-
date for
in the
the
highlighted,
been
the Duke
offers
Code
Fundamental
Standard—which
Community
of
purpose
case
and
community
whole.
to
set
The
Duke
for
expectation
an
undergraduate’s life
an
notion of
any
at Duke
as
Standard
Community
includes three policies that differentiate it from
One-Time
(1) Non-Toleration Clause, (2)
Faculty-Student Resolution, and (3)
Wider Range of Judicial Sanctions.
minor
could under Saddam, and
ever
groups to live and work
Duke’s various
together
more
peacefully. On West Campus,
cliques struggle
to interact
something that expanded office
and space
has to be drunk while it
everyone
But cal
the most
perhaps
change
or
even
of
case
which
suspected academic dis-
“I will not
academic endeavors,
responsive
important piece
will
government of the
a
lot of
projects
who have
people. a
in
participate
One
lie, cheat,
or
will I
nor
steal in the
accept
can
is not
an
physi-
name
one
believes in,
longer be the case
no
joke. Good luck
a
student
can
Wider
commit acts in
INGRAM. Editor
Sports
JONATHAN ANGIER,
City
Photography Editor
MIKE MILLER,
TYLER ROSEN,
University
The Chronicle is
faculty,
Union Building
call
103 West Union
684-3811
® 2003 The Chronicle, may be reproduced is entitled
to one
or
Box
Sports Editor
own
will
to
give
a
of the accused
to the Dean of
Many
Duke.
This
non-toleration
that
hope
accorded
responsibility
Standard
Community
to them will
heightened degree of
trust
Honor
in
ty. The more
in
especially
Council,
smaller
Trust:
exams
unproctored
classes,
We also
the
faculty,
the
the
and
and
subject,
the
some
exams,
that
given
the
to hold proc-
hope that, with Duke
Academic
creative
revision
a
a
eliminated from the Faculty
was
of
with
met
the part of facul-
on
Handbook last year.
support
heightened
by the Duke
be
requirement for faculty members tored
sanc-
particular, would like
to consider
faculty
the
new
Student
Integrity
thinking
on
of the current Dean’s
Excuse policy will not be long in coming.
one’s peers
however, and
count-
runs
recent events at
other
organizations a
to
stop
Judith Ruderman is vice provost for academic and administrative
services
Academic Integrity Council; a
Trinityjunior
and chair
Sandeep
of the
Kishore is
and chair of the Honor Council.
record
The situation
was
taken
out
of our hands when the State Department and World
Organization issued their warnings. At Duke,
that while those warnings
are
in
effect for
a
have
we
country,
we
do
a
not
standing rule
operate
our
on
campus
study abroad
program there. Mavis
Mayer,
Studies
administrative coordinator for the Duke
Institute,
on
Study
the cancelation of the program (see
in China program at the Asian Pacific
story,
page one).
Photography Editor Manager
at
Manager
NALINI MILNE, Advertising Office
Manager
arc
a
non-profit
not
cartoons
Unsigned
corporation
The Chronicle
necessarily those of Duke
editorials represent the
majority
represent the views of the authors. call 684-2663
call 684-3811. To reach the
or
Advertising Office
at
written
permission
guest
Policy welcomes submissions in the form of letters to the
columns. Submissions must include the author’s name,
department or class, local
and for purposes of
address. Letters
fax 684-46%. To reach at
101 West
department for
of the Business Office. Each individual
are
will not
promotional in
on
regarding
identification, phone 325
Chronicle
length,clarity
words;
editor
signature,
number and
contact the
or
or
the
right
right
editor.
to:
Page Department
The Chronicle
90858, Durham, NC 27708
letters that Phone:
reserves
page
Editorial
Box
form letters
and style and the
the discretion of the editorial
Direct submissions
editorial
guest columns.
publish anonymous
nature. The
and guest columns for ters based
should not exceed
information
The Chronicle
http://www.chronicle.dukc.edu.
90858, Durham, N.C. 27708. All rights reserved. No part of this publication
prior,
Letters
or or trustees.
301 Flowers Building,
Building,
Ine..
in this newspaper
fax 684-8295. Visit The Chronicle Online
in any form without the
free copy.
Enron,
the
Health
Features Editor
BARBARA STARBUCK, Production
PublishingCompany.
opinions expressed
staff, administration
To reach the Editorial Office (newsroom) at
his/her
students
SUE NEWSOME, Advertising Director
Manager
The
& State Editor
SETH LANKFORD, Online
Artist
view of the editorial board. Columns, letters and
the Business Office
ANDREA OLAND, Sr. Assoc.
Supplements Coordinator
University.
City
EVAN DAVIS, Sr. Assoc.
Photography Editor
Graphic
Operations
its students,
Sports Managing Editor
MOLLY JACOBS, Sr. Assoc. Editor
published by the Duke Student
independent of Duke
University,
Editor
University
Photography Editor
THAD PARSONS, Sr. Assoc.
MARY WEAVER,
Assoc.
Online Editor
AMI PATEL, Wire Editor MELISSASOUCY, Sr. Assoc.
OOSMANALLY, Sr.
YU-HSIEN HUANG,
on
to societal norms;
Projects Editor
JOHN BUSH,
Editor
MATT BRADLEY, Sr. Assoc.
ALISE EDWARDS, Lead
has cheat-
longer
no
MATT ATWOOD, TowerView Editor
Photography Editor
MATT KLEIN, Sr. Assoc.
expla-
sanctions need
Hope for Shared Responsibility and
Council,
Health & Science Editor
MEG LAWSON, Recess Editor
ROSOFF, Wire Editor
NADINE
to
of responsibility for the overall cli-
On
REBECCA SUN,
& State Editor
Graphics
TAI, Sports
reflection
JENNIFER SONG, Senior Editor
JODI SAROWITZ, TowerView Managing Editor
ROBERT
of
assignment
aca-
sanc-
emphasized.
sense
current
of
gradations of
tions is
report the
have shown the importance of calling
Manager
GREG VEIS, Recess Editor
KIRA
the
are
Editor
General
BECKY YOUNG, Features Editor
BRIAN MORRAY,
tions—from
effect—is
the range of infractions.
there
so
A
suspension.
gradations of breeches
are
demic integrity,
of
World Com,
Editor
BRUMM, Senior Editor
JANE HETHERINGTON,
there
mate
the
to
closely tied
as
have often resulted
two-semester
of sanctions —now in
wider range
body’s
of
plagiarism
REINKER, EditorialPage Editor
PAUL DORAN,
RYAN WILLIAMS,
of
standard
a
In the
for students who cheat and/or
and the educational' value of all
expected
at
impor-
an
uniformity of
week of the event.
integrity
into
problem
of Judicial Sanctions:
Range
sanctions
past,
Government
academic
reportable record (unless
infraction), and the faculty and
convert this
is meant to enhance the student
low, since reporting
ALEX GARINGER, University Editor
MATT
second
The change
er
KENNETH
one
the student’s
on
there is
obtain,
to the tune of
name
of vio-
that this violation does
tion of
they will be expected
own name
are
her to self-
anonymity. This
statement with the
“in-house” and should be upheld fair-
cases
not go
for
clause may be the hardest for students to swal-
The Chronicle Managing
the
of fall 2003. When stu-
as
DOS
resolving
the student
obscure
mentioning
ever
strengthening
KEVIN LEES,
an
the
is useful for
process
all the way up to expulsion. The percep-
in this class
someone
Students’ office within
summer.
DAVE
give
to
automatically referred
lations. The benefits
dean. With the
also
DOS;
papers
or
(something
(if known) and their
a
or
is
one
in order to preserve
signed
,
was
the event
dents report,
hard
a
observing
the observer is to
Code,
Duke
accept
the
approach
faculty member
a
Honor
without
ed”),
to
but is allowed to
report
not
means
and encourage him
“Professor X,
that the effort
some
current
must
the
a sense
pull through together.
great
encouraged
question
nation of
lived
effective,
sacrifice, but, with
If it wasn't painfully obvious already, the above a
previously
only hope
help from whichever divine entity
finals and have
student is
of
aspects
this
practice,
report; that failing,
if
catalyst for similar change.
not be without
America and Duke will
on
even
academic
Standard
Community
student to
of these
peoples
soon
village will be
projects will
work and
foster,
Regime change has brought freedom and
Iraqi people
behind the student These
bar could
leadership of, respectively, Saddam and Duke
Student Government.
hope
a
any
the
action. In
in
meaningful level,
knitting together dueling factions. It will hopefully
under the backward
that the
on
happens.
be the restoration of democracy to
of
roads, bridges and
new
hopefully allow Iraq’s several ethnic
example,
to which the
ly consistently given the clear boundaries
violating
freely than they
one
tant “educable moment.”
Non-Toleration Clause,
in the
applies
is
stricken
communications infrastructure will
to the student
case
(as
assignment),
the
on
adjudication. This
should inform
Just
more
grade
the values that
more
already interact, trade and loot
her
if the student does not accept the resolution, the
com-
actions of those who do.” This clause makes it
can
or
dent accepts the resolution, the student signs the
clear that those students who observe others
Iraqis
appropriate candi-
resolution form and it is then filed with the
the social and economic lives of the individuals who inhabit these two locations.
his
resolution
a
bines elements of both credos—is to highlight
my
Baghdad and the Bryan Center, but they will forever change
then presents
sor
and
an
faculty-student resolution. The profes-
a
student must respond within 48 hours. If the stu-
has
honesty, states,
only alter the physical land-
that the student is
ensure
statement of
a
or
she
or
side the classroom. Whereas the Honor
Students: The
out every year.
not
is
if he
dishonesty,
must first contact the Dean of Students’ office to
to
integrity—that is, activi-
Standard, found only
professor has
she wishes to engage in this process he
Non-TolerationClause and Responsibility of
rather,
or
likely headed by the wealthy chief
mechanically chums
rebuildings work, they will
of
might
consider
wealthy corporations that will buy,
same
rebuilding of Iraq
tives whom Duke
scape
thankfully, both the Bush administration’s fundrais-
University’s development officers have extensive experience
Gamer and Moneta money.
raising
in this
But
only
a
reduced
a
sums.
and the
Honor Code refers
instance of
an
The
than suspension. Once
if
would likely
system,
sanction less
knowledge of
Honor
present
in
applied
values pertaining to behavior within and out-
the Honor Code: enormous
the
University bulletins,
official
behavior in
seamlessness. To be successful, the efforts in
from
differs
Standard has been “hidden.” The
ing of the West Campus student village. these massive
is
exactly the Community Standard
how it
is
process
result in
an
forwarded to the judicial
ties within the context of coursework. The pres-
two issues that
are
University for
two institutions’ histories in
intertwining the
renewal and
resolution
optional fac-
academic integrity violation that,
Guest Commentary
matters of academic
concern,
long that it’s
so
concerns
to hound the United States and the
promise come,
security has become
of
of
Resolution:
Faculty-Student
One-Time
Reserved for first-time offenses, the
Judith Ruderman, Sandeep Kishore
Code. The present
to
hurting their abilities
days, the Subway lines
the worst of
on
worth it. But
is
such behavior is
larger community.
cases
force what
the 21st century continues to dawn, America and Duke face economy
new
Standard—-
Community
to be unveiled this fall. We would like to rein-
and
great challenges. A slow
the consequence to
ulty-student
and the nation well into the future
University are
promise
issues that
major
to hound the
of Duke’s
since
unethical behavior,
discussion
considerable
the implementation
to edit
letters
to withhold let-
Fax:
(919)
684-2663
(919) 684-4696
E-mail:
letters@chronicle.duke.edu
Commentary
The Chronicle
APRIL
MONDAY,
2003
28,
�PAGE 11
THEO HUXTABLE’S PROTEGE revealed! is
It
said
that
Bob Dylan
61 Revisited LP’s
Highway Stone” by
20
spilling
it into
verting
work by
this semester with
many
things,
but
with
the
lust
for
which
resented
well
by
in frustration
jflHI
addition to
the
the
of
singer
of
name
a
Couric
of
and the
holding
of their records in
one
were
and
Sly
but
literary influences,
a
Trent other
many I
mainly
I
was
guess
I have
every person
to the
spoke
idea
was
gender
race,
us
to such
ism”
a
world wherein
able to
the
of
Minor
Chronicle,
pleasure such
Duke,
as
Trent
Aycock,
my
called
of associ-
Reconciliation
in
neighborhoods,
its
F
while,
and
It
semester.
has
been
fulfilling
exciting,
particularly
when
people who had figured
out who the
told
how
me
speak
in
really succeed I
I
not
If
controversy.
send
me
electronic
an
I wanted to
the
over
the column (except the phrase “Be wear
flowers in
tempted
was
your
to
A’s
semester
breath and, dents for
like
spring break, puts
out
no
satirical
weekly
column takes
everything Duke and (supposedly)
prisoners.
written
some
by
a
grand total of six sample columns—-
one
author,
lege try, but frankly, Our initial idea
Long
As
ground.
both
only
inside
never
funny,
very
Sunday afternoon.
on
topical
a
is
(This
fared far better
So
our
inclination
seemed like But
than
knock
no
on
a
just
to
mean
to
tioned, just figure
I
as
we
and work ahead of y’all, Monday,
had—is
often just what
search for next due
are
you
to us
off
up
our
with
on
and
a
means
sample
a
are
a
that
not
a
who way,
first
at
lives
are
not
week
of
class-
Monday—good
or
to open hack up
can
take beach week
good idea for you eight of
to
your best most
days.)
to 800 words. Remember to
want to
use
hut your content is what should be And for God’s sake,
no
mention
a
social
new
I
Jamicia
Except
a
to
were
remem-
at
as
were
meant
actually
are
to
any that
system
ridiculous
to
peothe
Apologies for
but when
blamed
problems
Use of the
7:
not
bizarre
14:
monologue,
column
a
read-
some
the school for
about
causing
didactic explana-
a
seemed advisable. Apr 21:1 meant to
mention Paul
men-
and
McCartney
well, but there wasn’t
Starr
Ringo
space.
Lackey,
to criticize hers. Feb 3:
mean
is
particularly
those social problems, tion
Brett Couric is
news;
Vigorous vituper-
not the
gimmic.
of Bill Burig, monorails
—Alex Garinger, editor, 99th volume
Card, editorial page editor, 99th volume
py,”
said
America’s
it out. Back in
stamped
Colin Powell for pop at in
Hussein;
a
rate
New Yorker
is
interview,
he
in his
getting arrogant
genuine vituperation because
as
Even
truth).
having failed
party, the general felt
so, at
a
subsequent
the need to
New
was
good
a
a
Trinity
senior.
second-ranking
All
diplomat.
of
The rhythm
one.
out of office”
suggests that
need of, and running from,
memorable
of Armitage’s
an
unbalanced Gingrich is in
psychiatric
care.
The
deputy
and there
retary’s riposte offends only psychiatrists,
sec-
are
The
apologize.
is
heavy-set, bullet-headed Armitage
having
a
head
good
Guest
meds
no
on
his
neck, but
they
as
say
on
primarily
the seventh floor
and
out
of
is
therapy”
somewhat heavier-handed
than the Democrats’ sly (fig at Paul Wolfowitz, deputy Classic invective demands State
In
a
a
vivid
figure of speech. The
reaction
Department
commentator Newt
weak and
to
Gingrich
criticism
offers
the
by
examples
of
“propensity
for
dictators
appeasing
and propping up corrupt regimes.” In contrast, he noted,
then the
“delivered
Department
military
The former
delivered
and
diplomatically
berated State bureau-
crats for undue deference to the United Nations and for tol-
of terrorism in
erance
als
call
“the
neocon
Gingrich’s
Bush,
Syrian-occupied
Lebanon. Because
Washington
cabal” around President
broadside
taken
evidence of internal
damning
as
was
George
tout
le
by
W.
speaker rather came
than his
from Elizabeth
European and
was
response
said is “He is
an
our
affairs, who
mere
Germany
can
the
Pitifully weak invective
assistant
secretary
of state for
maintains
our
close
and Turkey. “What he France-Presse.
publish that.”
fell
to
Secretary
Colin
sputtering expostulation, Powell’s
of State Richard
longtime best Armitage,
Does this compare to other Not
quite. It
sec-
of the
now
stands
the
as
political
invective in
history?
John Randolph of Virginia, member of the
was
House at the turn of the 18th
century,
liant Rep. Edward Livingston
of New York, who went
become Andrew Jackson’s
erel
secretary
by moonlight, he shines and
be considered
little
a
over
who said of the bril-
of state: “He is
on
a
to
man
respond
to the
use
this
“I
J.
mark of
a
flus-
friend,
Deputy
to slam back
was
spinelessness
example of invective I
when
remember,
riding high,
counterattack with
Armitage
sis of institutional
stinks.” That would
now
top. Gingrich, whose ethical
the
decisions I castigated when he to
at State.
a
may
wish
cool analy-
Perhaps
he
can
without rancor:
was
a
child,”
said
Winston
directing his Commons oratory
at
Ramsey MacDonald’s Labor government, “being taken
to the celebrated Barnum’s exhibition of freaks
and
which I most desired to
Circus,
which contained
monstrosities, see
was
the
an
but the exhibit
one
described
as
‘The Boneless Wonder.’
“My
parents judged
revolting
tered and inarticulate partisan, not of an adept vituperator. It
Earp
ofTE. Lawrence’s wisdom.
Churchill in the ’3os,
hominem, attacking
diplomat told Agence
idiot and you
That is
speech.
Jones,
Eurasian
garbage,”
ad
Sheriff Wyatt
the sobriquet “Wolfowitz of Arabia,” and
between
war
Rumsfeldian hawks and Powelfite doves. The State
the
of splendid abilities, but utterly corrupt. Like rotten mack-
militarily.”
Republican speaker
(and
Shootout at the Neocon Cabal), who has been saddled with
had blazed away at
Washington speech, Gingrich
“ineffective and incoherent” State for “six months of diplo-
Defense
of defense
retary
eighth pillar
strong vituperation.
its
for
known
shoulders. (That is
of Foggy Bottom, better neckless than feckless.) His “off his
Commentary
current
no
Republican psychiatrists.
because he has
hawkish
us
Shootout at the Neocon Cabal” agree that
reminiscent ofAdlai Stevenson’s “out of sorts and
phrase
William Safire
gimmic, that’s fine;
funny,
orDSG. We11... if you must.
Andrew
say.
actually
when the concepts
person”
apparently
ers
correc-
out what the writers
is
no one seems
which is
race,
seem
moralistic
Jan 27:1 didn’t
up.
to
not meant
“heterosexual”
ple from Brazil. Apr
no
of the writings
“white
would
observing “the
friendship with France,
it in CAPS) and write from a PSEUDONYM (put
perspective. If you
good
mildly with “Safire
too close to the
Year’s Eve
also realize that
committee like
by
written these
kept
a
age” (which didn’t
was
column that should just knock
column
Columns should he on
old
Couric,
don’t need to stress
you
Myrtle beach with
write
Hollywood films
take
the
need.
feet. (A warning: It’s
sit around
friends
very
fall’s Monday, Monday. Applications
which
May 9,
to
I did
actually.
really
is
loosely. Apr
little bit
a
certain
the
Carlyle Cup. Actually,
much of his unofficial view is shared by what many liber-
about it during finals week, and you come
a
issue each
Monday
long
Therefore, The Chronicle has decided our
in
Brett
by
readerships’
morning, with another
Monday
back
popped
the our
I took
mid-’9os,
matic failure” and
cancel Monday,
know
we
were
to criticize any
attempting
Here’s
to finish off Saddam
solid
great idea.
complete without the daily crossword, come
on
others.)
some
the following
301
these pages, turn
campus
a.k.a. THEO HUXTABLE’SPROTEGE, has
together. our
stood
in
authors often find it difficult to consistently clever take
it the old col-
and outside
column
weekly
make
impressed.
Monday, Monday has
the
“Dec
turned in.
two —were
for giving
cancel the thing all
to
was
controversial
Flowers offices,
weren’t
we
by
some
Those brave souls deserve credit
13: There
A lust for civil discourse almost the
it
This semester,
es
for
call for applicants for Monday,
a
to
tions:
1892,
and
enforce the idea that people
something.
coming back.
ation is
her stuturtle
take home the class
Monday—the editorial pages’ that pokes fun at
collective
its
teacher asking
third-grade
a
volunteer to
a
holds
used
phrase
hadn’t
education,
one. sure.
ber that. Mar 31: The word “elected” is here
a
bit
a
this
I’m not
social invention that dates
But
first invented.
love
our
well,
as
orientation
to about
only
fun
Jimmy
exists, when, if one examines
a
of “homosexual”
my
much work to be
the
made the entire thing
some-
WASHINGTON
Chronicle
this
like
Invective’s comeback
To Our Readers.
The
so
would like
of
helmet”), though
put this paragraph
back
might be
do power to
events added to the
most
sure
is
have
that
something
misce-
very
verbal irony in
others,
ofthe word “gay”
I
hung from
a
been
It’s just
fun of guys
imply that sexual
mean-
offer
has
S. Eliot. Feb 17: There may
some
Mar 3: Use
THEODORE HUXTABLE’S PROTEGE
you
course
and the
money
mail,
expressed
will
done. We
finals this week, for
any
I think that I
it
(though
in
Maybe
its
the world.” It is definitely
save
busted), but there
I wanted to say. I aimed to
and
by the
and roll.
rock
some
the facts, it is
window: “With
Quad
have been
constructive-
Springsteen double album The River
with commitment and honesty to
things
I had
quote
T.
Buffett and
beautiful if my cassette of the Bruce
more
saying
hope that
Harrison
could
humanity,
to
support
that
dichotomy
sometimes to make
its down-
seniors,
Victor
“white music”
phrase
Chambers Brothers and
encour-
-
of
Brown. I think it
pathetically
to
musical
genistic birth of
our
about
South )
finally
we can
beautiful world
column affect-
a
that
contribute
we
To the
population.
now
Clocktower
this
We Want You! Each
its
town,
New
organizations,
more
thought, that
obliterated countless times by bands like the
run
Race
the
not away
was
racial
interesting book
an
the
a
every-
more
second
not have been Doc
Strandberg. Also,
the
into
also, get
Enemies:
of
those with
3, House
is
to
this country, I
as
read
Best
The
lyrics” for
everyone
well
age everyone to
immensely grate-
was
and
wide toward
open
is here. But
as
Duke
fact,
place,
10: On
Feb
of the other players.’
makes him even
might have been English professor
I guess
place.
none
guess, just
a
might
something
pleasurable Bull City (to learn “D-Town,”
an
hand, just
I
Which,
able to clari-
was not
Geno Auriemma did shake Alana
Beard’s
a
team
a
I encourage you all to
arms
George
everything
the
amazing
MC Hammer, “Bust it with the Oaktown
some reason.
employ “bag-
anonymity
at
since I don’t have
to spur
endeavoring
was
I have had the
columns, just
no one
appearance. This
of
Flowers...
would like to discuss anything in any of the
physical
world,
a
Festival in the
just
phenomenal
a
underclassmen,
a
back home, my family, and
generate dialogue,
ridicu-
a
because of then-
or
because
he
differently
in addition to
column,
wherein
wearing
gener-
for,
bad either.” In
stunningly
ly
say the
began
his head. The basic
over
to envision
looked at
was
in bed
public
lous-looking bag
Duke isn’t
ful for the opportunity to, in the words of
did
“bagism,”
a
ofwater and
anything inflammatory, but
met,
ever
1969 John Lennon
called
something
&
Love,
ed them. I didn’t
heard or listened to. In December
Music,
composerwas
would say that the primary influence of this column
with
seen
place,
same
that
fy
atmosphere. Indeed, the city
of Durham is
thing there
and 830 Onslow St. I
the Family Stone (...I think that might be
yearbook photo). There
I
Monterey International Pop
whom I lived in
from the inte-
vision of
grated musical and lyrical
me
be
can
pull
intense in the
with your
everyone
of my personal
metaphors, derived
favorite
I
ating with here
one
perhaps
in the
have.
all kinds of
imaginable,
race
living
can
everyone
some
better introduction: “I live in
sodapop bottle
bash brothers
Monday
of the Jedi )
drink that is
known,
to
classes
could
place
one
dedication to learning and the arts,
Threat might say I got the straight edge.”
Max
Rebo Band (Return
a
is
social
had not been
that,
now
I would like to thank The
in
name
the
give
to
voices
identity
my
air...
orett
name,
People of every
thin psychedelic necktie hearing the 1967
Ramblin-(Root-Beer)The
how much culture
such
no
Due to lack of space, I
where: “Indeed, I have been stunned here at
a
with, partic-
connect
But
much.
ic Winn-Dixie
w
(Snootles)-and-the-
Gnome.
people could
as
extent,
<v
Sy-
temporarily,
ularly people whose heard
published
of criticism, rep-
purpose
column
a
ought
the best
think,
relish
everyone at
barriers exist. As such, I strived to generate
Durham, N.C....
improvement, I
is,
able to with
empathy
the school, because,
a
con-
1965 music and
columns
generated
were
infused
were
it with
infusing
Walt Whitman
six-minute
breath-taking
a
Similarly, the
rhyme.
before
binge
author. The columnist is
Rolling
a
of vitriol in
pages
stream-of-consciousness
the
wrote
“Like
and
that
demoralizing
Churchill, fixing
a
the spectacle for
my
cherubic gaze at
waited 50 years to
see
would be too
youthful
MacDonald,
eyes,” said “and I have
the Boneless Wonder sitting
on
the
Treasury Bench.”
in the
classic tradition.
“It’s clear that Gingrich is off his meds and out of thera-
William
Safire’s column
Times News Service.
is
syndicated
by
the New York
PAGE 12
�
MONDAY,
APRIL
The Chronicle
28,2003
f :^r
[G L £
JIjT J £ S W.
''
<of“
We
offer the best choices TO STUDENTS
FOR MOVE-IN NOW OR FOR RESERVING
SUMMER/FALL SEMESTERS 2003
•
•6to
FREE
RENT DEALS UP TO $ 1,600 to
16 month leases •
•
1
•
Multiple
apply
locations
2 bedroom / apartments
Access to any fitness center and
•
anyway you
•
Free
Multiple
pool
at all
like
Express
floor
Shuttle
plans
5 locations
ciJapeL COLONIAL
TOWER 383-6677
489-7489
1 -800-550-0282
1 -800-550-0284
ATRIUM
DukS Villa
220-7639
DUKE MANOR
PAGE 2
•
Ai
il
28,
The Chronicle
2003
Luck
Good
on
Exams
Jr
*nr
T
Master Chef Nam Tom
'*
Gourmet Dining
jOl
Cook-to-Order
2
Try our chef’s specials Hunan
Shrimp
and Beef
Sesame Chicken
1j
<
Free
Delivery
to East
Campus
($l5 minimum) 10% off Pinner with Duke I.D.
Jf
M
(Dine-in only)
Jjf}
477-0075 5600
/
N. Puke Street
at North
Puke
Closed
Crossin
Sunday
SENIORS. Don’t miss a
single issue
subscribe
g
Textbook
Buyback
o
...
today!
<n
®
o
.9- b u
m •
3
28
April
-
May 3,
c/i
2003
!|
L-
o
|§ <
i i 1
X
JS£
s
K
0 -u
•
I
•
s
•
■§
1
*
1
Campus
I 1
i
«
«
|
■a
Center near the Information Desk
Monday, April
East
-
Union
Monday, April
28
Friday, May
B;3oam
2:
7:oopm
B:3oam
s:oopm
-
10:00am
6:oopm
10:00am
3:oopm
10:00am
4:oopm
Building Lobby
Friday, May
2:
Saturday, May 3:
Central Campus On the patio at Uncle
Harry’s
Wednesday, April 30
Check
Buyback
f o
| i
y
* u,
l
Si
j
2
.1 i
□
Tfc
ww
* -
« v
®2
Campus
Campus
_
t 3
H ■5
>. E
■!
available
-
E
E3
-
«
Saturday, May 3:
East
i
It
1i 1-
28
:
s* 5
s
d
|? I
i
I
2
Upper Level, Bryan
-g i
®
In 1
s >
vO
-
Friday, May
2:
Prices at:
www.dukestores.duke.edu click Books, then click Duke Textbook Store
Department ofDuke University
Stores
'
i
«
<a£
■Ss t
i
1
I
ii s
s
□
c
□
“
i
West
I
S
i
«
i
3 Convenient Locations
i
I
Sj
I □
Wednesday,
*
5
April
23rd
/
The Chronicle
il
28, 2003
•
PAGE 3
finalExamination Schedule Staff
Cover
Class Tima
Charlotte Dauphin
Design
Supplements Coordinator Advertising Account
Yu-hsien
Director
Sue
Franklin,
Dawn Account Assistants
Coordinator
Administrative National
Hall
Jackson
David
Coordinator
Brooke
Coordinator
Chen
Dohmen
Johannah Rogers,
Classifieds
Coordinator
Classifieds
Representitive
Creative
Sallyann Bergh
Barbara
Rachel
Laura
Durity,
Dauphin,
Andrew
Gregory, Megan Harris,
Deborah
Mary
Assistants
Fazekas,
MWF
1:10
MWF
2:20
Ashley Rudisill,
3:55 5:30
MWF
7:00
Melanie Nalini
Manager
(919)
Chronicle.
684-3811. ©2003 The
90858, this
Durham,
publication
NC
(3:35pm)
Thursday, May
4:45 pm
(5:10pm)
Friday, May
(6:45pm)
For
am
9
am
9
am
7 28
9
be
prior written permission
pm am
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
8:00
TuTh
9:10-
TuTh
10:55
Wednesday, April 30
8:50
-
Monday, April
am
10:25 am
12:40-
(10:00 am)
am
-12:10 pm
1:55 pm
TuTh
2:15
TuTh
3:50
TuTh
5:25
TuTh
7:00 pm
Corea,
Noon Noon Noon 5 pm 10
pm
Noon
Friday, May
7 pm
28
2 pm 2
2 1
9
(11:45 am)
Thursday, May
3:30
-
(1:30pm)
Tuesday, April 29
7
-
-
(3:05 pm)
Tuesday, April 29
2
5:05 pm
(4:4opm)
Saturday, May
3
2
6:40 pm
(6:lspm)
Monday, April
28
2
Monday, April
28
2
Monday, April
28
2
Thursday, May
1
7
pm
All rights
reserved.
in
form
reproduced of The
W. Union
any
Shaw
Chronicle Business
Bldg., No
am
pm pm
pm pm
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10 pm
5 pm 5
pm
Noon
10 pm 5
pm
5 pm
pm
-
5 5
pm pm
(Parentheses represent alternative ending times.)
Block Exams
Milne
the staff of the Business
101
pm
-
Reilly,
call
(22L,
152L)
Block
(51L, 54L)
30
Wednesday, April
Math
pm
pm
7 pm
Monday, April 28
9
am
-
-
-
-
5 pm 10
Noon
of
(26L, 31L, 32L, 32,
103,
111)
the
Department.
For
more
information
see
the web site
at
http://registrar.duke.edu/registrar/examss2oo3.html
OF BOTH
WORLDS...
\JFICa
AND THE best place to live in are
across
pm
10 pm
Box
part
without
Physics
THE*
We
pm
10 pm
Holt
advertising information,
Chronicle,
27708-0858.
may
pm
2 pm
2
Monday, April
pm
TuTh
Chemistry
supplement was produced solely by of The
pm
1
pm
9
Jonathan Angler
Manager
Department
3
Tuesday, April 29
6:20 pm
-
7
28
2
Saturday, May
pm
3:10
-
Friday, May
am
12:40 pm
-
2:00
-
MWF
Language This
am
-
MWF
Weaver
Thushara Chris
General
11:50
Edwards
Claremon,
Charlotte
Operations Manager
Office
MWF
Monday, April
am
Starbuck
Alise
Services
Advertising
10:30- 11:20
TuTh
Artist
Lauren
Weiss
Emily
Courtney Crosson,
Business
MWF
10:00
7
Wednesday, April 30
am
Sim Stafford
Silver,
Manager
Graphic
9:10-
Katherine Farrell,
Ben
Lead
MWF
8:50
-
Time
Date
Chris Graber
Sales Representatives
Production
8:00
Jonathan Chiu, Kristin
Sales
MWF
Huang
Newsome
Monica
Representatives
Exam
from New Hope Commons Shopping Center (Barnes and Noble, Wal-Mart),
Durham’s ONLY with wireless
}
technology!
ceilings
or
Garden Tubs
•
vaulted
Awesome pool
Lighted
tennis
•
courts
Regulation
40 and
Chapel
Hill.
luxury apartment community
French Doors 9
near
•
to
patio
ceilings
•
or
Crown
•
balcony
Garages available
World-class exercise Serene
pond
size sand
with
facility
center
volleyball
fountain
iJ
court
(C—'
Brand New!
Molding
C
Jll
i
■
rvenmns Mriuf,
Call bib
s.s
us
today.
Hours: Mon.-Fri. Sat.
10-4
(919) Fax;
•
Sun.
9-6 1-4
489-8788
(919) 489-8587
www.info@evergreensnc.com
PAGE
4
•
Ai
iril
28,
The Chronicle
2003
Dining Schedule April
WEDNESDAY
TUESDAY
MONDAY
April
28
29
April
THURSDAY
30
May
1
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
May ,2
May
3
WEST CAMPUS 7:3oam-10:45am
THE GREAT HALL
1
SUBWAY/BREYERS
l:3oam-Bpm
lOam-11pm
ALPINE BAGELS
7am-Bpm
CHICK-FIL-A
10:30am-4pm
THE LOOP
11
7:3oam-10:45am
7:3oam-10:45am
7:3oam-10:45am
11:30am-8pm
11:30am-8pm
ll:30am-2pm
10am-11pm
10am-11pm
10am-11pm
10am-11pm
7am-Bpm
7am-Bpm
am-11pm
7:3oam- 10:45am
ll:30am-8pm
10:30am-4pm 11
am-11pm
7am-Bpm
10am-3pm
7am-4pm
9am-3pm
10:30am-4pm
10:30am-4pm
10:30am-2pm
1
11 am-11pm
11 am-11pm
ll:30am-2pm
lam-11pm
Closed
Closed
llam-7pm Closed
ll:30am-2pm
ll:30am-2pm
ll:30am-2pm
ll:30am-2pm
spm-9pm
spm-9pm
spm-9pm
spm-9pm
PAULY DOGS
llam-4pm
llam-4pm
llam-4pm
llam-4pm
llam-4pm
llam-4pm
ARMADILLO GRILL
1 lam-12mid
llam-12mid
llam-12mid
llam-12mid
llam-lOpm
llam-7pm
BLUE BISTRO
24 hours
MCDONALD’S
Open 24 hours
Open 24 hours
Open 24 hours
Open 24 hours
Open
ALPINE ATRIUM
7:3oam-12mid
7:3oam-12mid
7:3oam-12mid
7;3oam-12mid
7;3oam-12mid
7:3oam-7pm
THE PERK
Bam-2am
Bam-2am
Bam-2am
Bam-2am
B:3oam-
Closed
ID’S
Closed
Closed
Closed
Bam-2pm
Bam-2pm
Closed
SANFORD DELI
9am-2pm
9am-2pm
9am-2pm
9am-2pm
9am-2pm
Closed
QUENCHERS
2pm-9pm
2pm-9pm
2pm-9pm
2pm-9pm
2pm-9pm
Closed
FREEMAN CENTER (FCJL)
s:3opm-Bpm
s:3opm-Bpm
s:3opm-Bpm
Closed
Closed
Closed
RICK’S DINER
Open
Open 24 hours
Open 24 hours
Open 24 hours
Open 24 hours
Close at
BLUE DEVIL BEANERY
Bam-12mid
Bam-12mid
Bam-12mid
Bam-12mid
Bam-12mid
10am-Bpm
Tam-11am*
7am-llam*
7 am-11am*
7am-llam*
7am-11am*
7am-11am*
24 hours
Close at
spm
7pm
Bpm
EAST CAMPUS THE MARKETPLACE
12pm-2:3opm
12pm-2:3opm
12pm-2:3opm
12pm-2:3opm
12pm-2:3opm
spm-Bpm*
spm-Bpm*
spm-Bpm*
spm-Bpm*
Bam-12mid
Bam-12mid
Bam-12mid
Bam-12mid
Bam-12mid
Bam-7pm
BLUE EXPRESS (LSRC)
B:3oam-I:3opm
B:3oam-I:3opm
B:3oam-I:3opm
B:3oam-I:3opm
B:3oam-I:3opm
Closed
GRACE’S CAFE (TRENT)
Bam-Bpm
8am-Bpm
Sam-Bpm
Bam-Bpm
Bam-Bpm
Bam-Bpm
TRINITY CAFE
NORTH CAMPUS
*AII-you-care-to-eat Visit the home web page at
http://auxweb.duke.edu/Dining
•
meals included in the First Year Plan
ALL HOURS SUBJECT TO CHANGE
-
CHECK WEBSITE FOR LATEST INFORMATION
0:0. S •
•No
•
•
•
Deposit for Duke
2Br.
1 Br.
•
Townhomes $705
•
Apartments $6OO
•
W/D Connections
•
•
8 Minutes to Duke
Beautiful Setting Large Pool Pets
to
Open all SUMMER and
63 lbs.
Serving
in 2 Bedrooms
Summer
Os
*
Breakfast Breakfast
Hours:
c
Chick-fil-A
Monday
-
Friday
Chick-fil-A
Breakfast
MEWS THE ws~
Menu:
jou eqs
Bacon
8:30 am -10:30 am
-
2:30
Chicken and
Biscuits
Sausage
Scrambled Boiled
Lunch 10:30 am
Hash Rounds
Eggs
Eggs
Grits and Oatmeal pm
Biscuit Gravy & Biscuits t=r
Open May
5
-
August
8
The Chronicle
April
28,
2003
•
PAGE 5
Uhmnf Schedule April Perkins
Library
Circ/Reserves Current Periodicals
28
April
29
April
30
May
1
May
2
May
24 hours
Close
3
Open
24 hours
Open
24 hours
Open 24 hours
Open
24 hours
Open
Open
24 hours
Open
24 hours
24 hours
Open
24 hours
Open 24 hours
Close spm
Open
spm
Sam-10pm
8
Sam-10pm
Bam-10pm
Sam-10pm
9am-spm
Interlibrary Loan
Bam-spm
Bam-spm
Bam-spm
Bam-spm
Bam-spm
Closed
Microforms
Sam-10pm
Sam-10pm
Sam-10pm
Sam-10pm
Sam-10pm
9am-spm
Photo Services
Bam-spm
Bam-spm
Bam-spm
Bam-spm
Bam-spm
Closed
Public Documents
9am-10pm
9am-10pm
9am-
10pm
9am-10pm
9am-spm
Closed
Reference
9am-10pm
9am-10pm
9am-
10pm
9am-10pm
9am-spm
Special Collections
9am-spm
9am-spm
9am- spm
9am-spm
9am-spm
lpm-spm
9am-spm
9am-spm
9am-
9am-spm
9am-spm
Closed
Sam-11pm
Sam-11pm
Sam-11pm
Bam-l
Ipm
Bam-spm
Closed
Chemistry
Sam-11pm
Sam-11pm
Sam-11pm
Sam-11pm
Bam-spm
Closed
LSC
Sam-4:3opm
Bam-4:3opm
Bam-4:3opm
Bam-4:3opm
Bam-4:3opm
Closed
Bam-2am*
Bam-2am*
Bam-2am*
Bam-2am*
Bam-Bpm*
Open 24 hours
Open 24 hours
Open 24 hours
Open
8 am-10pm
Sam-10pm
Sam-10pm
Sam-10pm
Bam-spm
Divinity Library
Sam-11pm
Sam-11pm
Sam-11pm
Bam-l
Bam-spm
Closed
School of Law
7:3oam-12am
7:3oam-12am
7:3oam-12am
7:3oam- 12am
7;
Closed
Medical Center**
Sam-11pm
Sam-11pm
Sam-11pm
Bam-l
Bam-6pm
10am-6pm
Ford
7:3oam-12am
7:3oam-12am
7:3oam-12am
7:3oam-12am
Bam-Bpm
12pm-4pm
University Archives
Science
Biology/Env.
Vesic
Library
Lilly Music
*
Library
Library
depending
on
staff
**Medical Center
am-10pm
spm
24 hours
Open
Ipm
Ipm
lpm-spm
10am-2pm*
24 hours
Close
spm
10am-2pm
30am-10pm
availability
Library-front door Circulation Desk closes 15 miutes before library
closes
HAPPY
HER’S and.
GRADUATION!
£*aivipi/£ lillfe
Your connection
f°r
•Ap
y° ur
floral arrangement
R corsages, party
florisf
j^J»
neeas
center
pieces,
th St.
mothers
•
2
Sat: 9-4, Sun:
.ninthstreetflorist.
day arrangements
•
THE
Ai
iril
2003
28,
The Chronicle
Daily Crossword
Edited
by Wayne
THE
Robert Williams
Falls
9
African equine
Sharpen
1
Shipshape
10 Sow's mate
Tuscany
14
16
Sendsforth
river
Singer
2002 PGA
Guthrie
connection
Adjutants
school,
20
briefly
21
in
Roma
Make
Unskilled
25
Mexican
area
CIA forerunner
29 Facilitates
Conical
31
Sunday
shelters
34
Republican
44
Type
of chart
Harris
42
and
52
Nuzzle
54
Same here
7
Close,
8
Combat
9
column
type 64 Theater sec. 65 Ford's
running
66
bell
Mersey’s
Zatopek
Auction offer
12
Hwy.
of the
Neighbor Saudi
pork of
Arabia
agents
Actor
26
phrase
57 61
Upright
stone
31
Uncle Millie
3
Hay
4
European
units
Hilo
Man
garland
collection
49
Huxtable o
50
Red
7
Spinnaker
9
11
Play
Fruity
55 56
deplume
47 Additional
Smart aleck
57
61
Calendar unit
Throng along
62
Lofty
Wineglass
63 Butt
59
26
"Lawrenceof
Potato buds
28 30
Ecological
31 32
33 DOWN
8 9
Conductor
55
Severe
guard
24 Fixated
task?
25
Snarls
Fabled dawdler
58
58
Encourage
27
Suppositions
43
Side-by-side
53 Peruse
45
Teases
59
Funny
fall
59
Historic
28
Sign
ones?
54 Las
46
Dung
60
Since,
in
60
Motionless
29
Countless
44
Stooge
Walked in
48
Social
61
Fork-failed
30
Cloy
46
Silly
water
49 Bad actor
seabird
31
Hardy girl
48
Cavern
32
Junk e-mail
49
Cozy spots
33
Therefore
34
Subway gate
stratum
52
Reside
53
Skin problem
Morgan
54
Hunted
38
Make a choice
55
Singer Seeger
40
Unwanted plant
56
Mix
what?
Cigar
Vicinity
Scotland 62 Date
Dr,
last one
Loyal
Evangelist’s
41
Senior golf's
Every
Long-running
19
Abnormal fluid
Say
Bunker
18
Webber play
Descartes
Student
37
Simone
Against
build-up
36
shape
Early inhabitant of Scotland
13 Fewer
Greek letters
51
Archie
11
50 Place for an
54 M.
eight
Corn serving
12
Africa
of
Sleeping-car
47 Prohibition
53 Scatter seed
35 Low mil. letters
Mrs.
the
ace?
Shrubs of
Group
Roller-coaster
10 First of several
"Zorro, Blade”
or k.d.
Tankard filler
compartment
foods 46
role
Hybridize
thrills
Word on diet
Possess Track
Without
School dance
Zubin 27
7
arrogance
24 Fritz needs
6
45
Romalne
3
42
Chills and fevers
44
Starring
Singer
5
Wing-shaped
23
4
4 Indian prince
effortlessly
Edges
19
3
Moves
41
S-shaped
Treat
cycles
5
the Nile
ingredients,
2
3
40
animal
Exchanges
Deceased
point
on
18 Poetic meadow
shape
Computer
jib
Mature
molding 12
69
1
City
or
13
Prophetic signs
58 Pitchfork
emcee
poem
Office-party-
39
out
Claps
people
a ukulele
or Dead
10 Pack
68
Tai-speaking Burmese
question 53
42
60
Puzzling
Gullible dupe
Antilles
image
Rehan
Chan
Netherlands
Infringement
"A
Arabia" director
who
concoction 41
6
8 Break
Singe
Made an
66
35 Looks after
40
Housman's
Trawlers'
67
played
37
fool
need
attempt
CDs
ermines
the
Scottish
36
Santa's task?
Pompous
65
32 Forerunners of
34
2
Squabbles
35
negative
Madison, Wl
64
29 Footloose
Corrosion
34
Educate
part
of overalls
protection
2
Copier
Tops
32 Feudal peons
heat 53
27 Benefit
Into effect
5 Island In
28
50 Kind of bolt or
25 Borscht
Omar
DOWN
6
48
Deli loaf
33 Flock
Put
26
Dutch
Shropshire
marker
Cut of
69
1
47
13 Dunderhead 21
Koran 68
71
or
Jannings
Ingredient
Chapter
70 Fed.
44 45
11
town 67
aircraft
or
Wilder
seat
43 Actual duration
Fervor
22 Abusive
mate
poetry
10
58 Well-sealed Greek
In
Mel of
25 Hackman
Treat
part
the lead
O'Neill
61
queen
Ingredients, Portland, OR
place Have
Predatory
23 Positive answer
cheese 39
46 Natural to a
51
22
symbol 37 Mild
45 Hardened
48
'sos candidate
Cooperstown
38
Spotless
task?
Writer Alther
21
moolah
Fairy
Corporate
20
24
36
Chance
Bologna
insect
Assembly
26
43
painting in
Express
planner's
joyous
Rummy
39
Bye
17
1
22
30 Brooklets 33
Wall
15
workers
org.
of
longing
part
Evening
14
16
Treat
ingredients,
28
River to the
fruit? 17
23 Irascible
25 Youth
Capital
6
10 Iridescent gem
16 Unattractive
20 Clarion
24 Private
Robert Williams
by Wayne
Baltic
Enthusiastic
15 Pet-owner
champion 19
Edited
Ghana
item
15
18
1
5 Balance-sheet
14
17
Daily Crossword
THE
Robert Williams
by Wayne
ACROSS
back
Piercing pain
Edited
ACROSS
ACROSS 1 5
Daily Crossword
'
6
PAGE
63
residue
periods
Replacements
62
for LPs
63 Fashions
animal 1 2
Enjoy
a
repast
up
50
Stubby,
DOWN
37 Prattled
51
Folk
Abundantly
38 Freudian
52 Cal
Marie or Pierre
concept
Vegas
competition
fowl
56 Com
or
erect
energy
tales Tech
graduate
Crook’s Come Accepting reservations
This Fall,
Study
at a World
Renowned
for Graduation weekend.
University
in a World-Class
City
And join us for our
Boston
special Mother's Day and Graduation brunch on
May 11th.
University
Call 929-7643. FINE SOUTHERN DINING Bar &
dining roam
810 W. Franklin St
•
IN
www.craalucanier.com
opaa ovary
night
Chapel Hill,
BELGIUM
BRUSSELS,
at 5:30 pm.
North Carolina
•
Reservations
accepted.
019-929-7643
Students choose Boston
a
University because it is known around the world
premier academic institution. The part-time graduate programs
in
as
Brussels
reflect the American classroom format and the superior educational experience associated with Boston University.
Degree Programs in Management and Multinational Commerce Diploma in Finance Certificates in International Relations for Business, Management, and Marketing Executive
Training
and Professional
Development
Summer Intensive Courses
n
BOSTON
For
more
information,
visit www.bu.edu/brussels
0
$
UNIVERSITY
call 617-353-6000
BRUSSELS
0 Boston
University is
an
equal opportunity/affirmativeaction
pod
starter? 57 Ebullient
educational institution and
employer.
The Chronicle
THE
iril
Daily Crossword
Edited
by Wayne
THE
Robert Williams
ACROSS 1
Gem
weight
Field
yield
1
5
fizz
Lacking
Closing
Continental
15
Saying
18
Torn
19
Talon
23 Used life
Campus In-vogue
25 Germ 26
one
32
the other
35
side
monarchs 19 While away
22
West
or
A,
pass
plain
Geisha's sash
Very
38 Chess
39 Danser 43
a
exit
step
Con tricks
26
Decant
27
Album track
28
Siberian
31
piece
36 Yes, Yves
Freeway
24
33
44
Clan
40 Aladdin prince
45
Turf
41
46 Brunch order 49
competitor
Greeted with
35
Harrison in
36
Sturdy
37
Thomas
"Star Wars"
39 Part of CPU
45 Advil
Secret stores
respect
Bridge support?
See 32A
plains
30 Put into service
37
38 Miss
here
Japanese dish
23 First-rate
overweight
32 With 41
Acting
20 Pierre's
28 Treeless
constellation
Russian
dynasty 18
a
25 Arkin
lines
Ancient period
subterfuges
24 Water vapor
cell
Robert Williams
16 Use
crosscut
Rigel's
28 On
15
word
apart
junction
by Wayne
PAGE
Respected
parallel
17 Last
20 La lluvia
Edited
•
ACROSS
17 Touch down
North American
Daily Crossword
2003
8 Patternedwith
16 Church section
Three-way
23
THE
1
hieroglyphics
reindeer
22
Williams
Cooler's
14
cash
21
Robert
Round dance
slave
17 Pass 20
by Wayne
10 Bird in
Anglo-Saxon
16
Edited
contents
14 Like a lot 15
Crossword
ACROSS
6 10
Daily
28,
piece
cup
Eliot
Claim to a
41
By
Stubborn to the
Joaiah Broward
Scranton, PA
share max
47
Bring
to bear
48 Homeric 50
Cheerleading
54
Standing by
9
Mariner's
10
Tributary
11
De
12
Saroyan's "My
epic
Thingamajig
8
accessories 57
Lilly
or
58
Wallach
18 Eldritch
WMlyof
"Free
66 Thin
pancake
67 Wood for
Closed circuit
68 Bradlee or
64
Mitt
25 Exhaled
65
Kerplunk
contemptuously
69 Chico's
27
Lollapalooza
70 Dame
Give the cold
29
Ms.
shoulder to
30
Long
DOWN DA's
workload
Of age Bullwinkle's
brother
DOWN
strong
29
Soprano Lily
30
Somewhat,
31
Scraped (by)
32
Director
2 Invasion beach
33
Floating
32
Jam-pack
3 Extend a
34
Not
46
Crown oflight
34 35
Silly
Irregular
stone
56 Bulletin board
foundation 49
Rabbit's
Openly welcome
cereal
51
39 As far as
Clear,
36 Title of 37
Cassowary
5
Bombay
cousin
6
Thor's father
with
Amati
something
as
60
a
windshield
wrap
Economizes
severely 9
56
Bagnold 40 Travel mode for infants
11
Freeze
with excitement 14
Wanted
21
Tooth
61
Deep
50
Make even
52
Small
furrow
53
Input
crown
55
Concur
56
Machu Picchu
Take
Mississippi
it
top
25
40
Whispered
twin
28
Distinct
41
Perch
29
Twisted
42
Sea otter’s
56 Roof material
snack
58 Med. scan
Dogpatch
62
Yields
creator
63
Apollo's
64
Visionary
61
Cheaper
62
Lotting
senator
again
from the
Trotsky 60
topper
24 Former
59 Satan
48
over
Comes to fruition
“A Patchwork
57 Former
respect
Novelist
Sets up
13 Bubble over
Anne
barrier
Definitearticle
10
12
55 Balderdash
in
working
subscription Violin-maker
57 Stick
Contrivances
8
shape
Preminger
4
posting
7
Planet" novelist
1
Overlook
Terminates
Characteristic
Musical
53 Baseball teams
music
Novelist Ayn Freudian
clothes
52 Bend out of
gathering
Puerile
concept
composition
Riley
27 Track
Web location
33
51
26 Letters openers
Myra
Chaplin
Quilters'
comedy
follower
pal
Crescent
49
After-market
31
at
the bit
ships
Vereen
cousin
Champing
6
22 Buchananor
Stupor: pref.
67
5
48
item
24
4
pension
46 Patched
gathering
brother
21
Willy'' 65 Scent
19
or
45 Pers.
neighbor
12 Karamazov
bean
66
with
judge
Java's
13 Put in stitches 64
volume
63 Succotash
of
Privately the
11
63 Part of South
13 Ponderous
62 Cradle call
10
letters
Allein
62 In
Name Is
59 Pass
suit
Strong
54 WWW
jacket
(sumptuously)
Japanese honorific
58
51
Nautical distance
spread
sideways tennis
32
52
Na Na
43
"Ben Hur' director
messages relatives
54 Old Thailand
Continuesa
60
Two-finger
_
Wobbles
41
Surrender
42 Eric Burdon's
formally
Gas
52
light
group
Pretoria's
43 Aromatic wood
nation: abbr.
44 Ancient period
and kicking
53
Crapshooter
54
Stately display
55
Roundish
61
7
SunshineSt.
"Garfield"
41
cartoonist 8
builders
Edgar
Hoover's org.
57
shot
DOWN
Security
1
lease
34 Inarticulate
Cavities in a
comment
44 Push
Contract
42
Defy authority
37
Milano Mrs.
47
negotiator
47
Very long
58
Adjutant
2
Quitter
38
Workout leader
50
period
59
Spinks
3
Impetuses
39
Heartfelt
9 Intuits
shape
J.
bird's
problems
body
gesture down
Halloween
cry
"
or
Fine
Davis
Eyes"
Eyecare, Eyewear
&l Contact Lenses
You’ ll
the
See
I
Difference
Academy Eye Associates, Henry
A.
Greene, 0.D.,
Dale D.
Stewart,
P.A. 3115
The
sun
sets
never on
RESTAURANT & CATERING
•
•
Open •
A Duke late
24 hours
for
We
Breakfast
serve
( ■
1
night
your
favorite
dining pleasure. anytime.
*1
Receive a
10% DISCOUNT
•
w/ Duke ID (Mon-Fri).
I
CATERING All Functions
Rehearsals "Let
•
us
•
Business
Family
•
Wedding Receptions
Reunions
cater your next
•
Parties
•
Etc.
function."
1-85 at Guess Road Exit, Durham, NC
*
477-2181
Academy Road, Durham,
O.D. 2200 W. Main
WWW.academyeye.com
od
Certified
St., Durham
In Laser
pl
NC
lc
493-7456
286-2912
Surgery Co-Management
7
PAGE 8
•
A,
iril
28,
The Chronicle
2003
I wrote ‘Jessica Rutter out of Duke’
Why
the East
on Okay,
I
really.
didn’t
him
applaud
But
ical statement,
or
just
was
Nazi? Is Jessica Rutter
cutting polit-
a
it
pretty good joke,
a
I
and
did,
someone
her. Whether it
or
got
my
attention.
Unfortunately, attention of 78
and they
were
of
not
Cultural
Professor
signed
letter
Monday
their
registering whatever
against
fascist
I
In a
response to the
member of
the
recommend
Danes.
our
community,
The
story
ordered the Jewish people low
stars,
University
in
everyone
that
Actually,
the
folklorist
“a myth.” And according
human
one
the story
“a
calls it
quibbling point;
nity—especially
a
about the
but if members
professor—are
of
going
they need
Holocaust,
yellow
star
our
commu-
to talk serito
week,
we
dreds of
on
say, us
was
the East we are
who
wrote
“Jessica
Campus bridge
all Jessica Rutter,
who stand for peace
very clear about this
at
Is
analogy.
Rutter out
at the end
there
Duke.
the
last
of
are
Printing
a
are
are
Oct.
to
posit
me
an
of
us
grad students and professors
some-
wastes
Jessica
anything she’s
which
I invoke
she
the side of
on
to
a
in
else
someone
of
a
why
object
to the
T.
it
they
“Jessica Both
read “Jessica
Rutter
are
it looks
same
from
bridgewriter? Then
Out
of
Out
are
they
result. That’s
of Duke”
of
as
Iraq” and
equally
useless.
Rutter &
great day for
Friends
day they
are
realize
masturbating into
it, and stop,
will be
the Gold Center at 4221
after all.
people need
to
Rob Goodman is
stop
a
Trinity sophomore.
Duke University Museum of Art!
Garrett Road
The Mary and Jim Semans Lecture
■
•
•
Envelopes
High Speed Copying •
•
•
Brochures
Business Cards
•
•
Flyers •Invitations
Newsletters
•
Folding
Tuesday, April 29
Mailing & Carbonless Forms
We accept art
or
or we
electronic media
will
(ZIP, Syquest
FTP),
or
Design & Typeset for you.
FULL COLOR COPYING & PRINTING We welcome Duke Procurement Cards
Department 8:00 AM-5:00
Pickup
and
PM
Mon.-Fri.
Delivery available
a
all.
us
We have moved! Come visit us in
Letterhead
a
actually
Services
AMERICAN SPEEDY PRINTING
•
of
when
of Y,”
But in terms of
Duke”
Out
Iraq. So
Out
magical
Rutter
parody.
a
write “U.S.
ultimately meaningless.
Jessica
kindergarten
play,
kicked
actually helps bring
removing people from places, “U.S. Out
The
the column from
is fair
certain
the
doing
getting
formula “X
the
uses
threat instead of
the void. The
seriousness,
all was
Duke, and
at
building,
it will have the
imagine
say any-
written
declares
reciprocity—turnabout
But in all
a
vanity.
12,000 undergrads,
They imagine that when they Iraq”
time and
Rutter
ever
is
I
our
opportuni-
poke holes
seriously.
so
and
tens
paying
to we
bridgewriter seriously. Why them? Probably because they take themselves
right: free-
education, and
stupidity
rights. That’s
in
every
one’s
some
like only 78 of them took the
prisons
a new
are
My personal favorite 24
are
for
automatically forfeit.
between
anywhere. There
sadly
passion
they understand the princi-
Most
Do Rutter & Friends
Now, let’s be
have such
out of
pas-
“oppressive.”
hun-
bridgewriter
deep and abiding
object
we
That’s
No our
too
Friends, and
have to
we
ty
and
with it for
up
bridgewriter
differentiate
us
put
self-
enough
stupidity it
see
So
in their
the 78
mind, let
we
Rutter &
about the removal of the U.S.
Doubt it? Read
last
recognize
T.
to a
and
smart
are
smart to
time and
our
Jessica Rutter
That is, if I try to take away
subjects
Chronicle.
To whomever it
as
stupidity.
our
to
thirst
thousands of dollars for who
us
that cam-
assume
we
With that in
violates
get their
I
rights,
dom from
subjects
willingness
Seeing
why
at Duke
rights. That’s
our
kidnapping.
one
facts straight.
of Duke”
That’s
us
will take
else’s rights, my rights
one
the Holocaust History “The
thinks
our
who
wastes
violates
the
of reciprocity.
ple
on.
State
introduced in Denmark.” Oops. Yes, this
never
is
ously
put
will
stupidity
for the human rights of all people, they
mistaken.
yel-
wear
WagingPeace.org
to
(Holocaust-History.org),
was
a
country
sion
Nazis
Most of
righteousness.
any of that. What
incoherence
radicalism,
long.
and
leaving
the
persecute her for
is
to
study
we
and
slake
wants to
a
for human rights”—bravo.
abiding passion
object
“thirst
a
authority,”
question
when
I say anyone
If
will
writ*
one
to
to
think
love
78
and
“willingness
a
they
question authority, and
to
spirit of
the
Denmark to
Jens Lund calls
fable.” The liberal website
Project
write in the
happened. Washington
never
analogy the
justice,”
some-
worse.
and
for justice,
bridge targeting
when
live
person
pus
we
of
what
bridgewriter
To Magnet
the
that
is
they’re
and
one
on
goes
it
remain.
lobster Sticks
holding
graffiti
If
act
Goodman
it
while you read the bits in italics.
nose
your
we
to say. If that’s not the
trying
This is where
That letter deserves to be considered
line-by-line.
No
letter is
and
protest
menace
to concentration camps, tortured
and murdered? Because that’s what it looks like the
thing much
that dared insult Jessica Rutter.
was
“deep
shipped
cars,
intended,
last
flattering themselves. So Jessica Rutter has
cattle
ing.
of
Diane
Chronicle
persecuted Jew? Are those
for
exceptionally
an
The
to
a
“who stand for peace at Duke” going to be loaded into
signatories intended, they’re just victims of bad
pleased. Those 78,
Anthropology
Nelson,
the
got
fellow Dukies,
our
Assistant
including
inane
also
it
Campus bridge
Rafael Vinoly
or
Purchase Orders
pbs4print@inkie.com Tel:
493-0985
Fax: 493-7339
One of the world's premier architects m
of Art at Duke University
pawwaad
now
-
designer of the Nasher Museum
under construction
-
recent
prestigious
commissions include expansion of the Cleveland Museum of Art;
a
new
Tampa Art Museum; the remodeling of the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C.; and his "THINK" group's designation in February one
as
of two finalists for the World Trade Center reconstruction
6 pm Reception in the
museum
7 pm Lecture in the White Lecture Hail
East Campus main Quad
*
For
more
please
information
visit
our
[9l9] 684-5135
or
website,
limited seating
*
directions
or
call
www.duke.edu/duma
The Chronicle
1 28, 2003
2004’s got So here
we
The
are.
would
leave
for
off as
friends and
peers
After
about how
As
chapter
topic
sucks”
a
little
prepare
we
death
of the
Palms
means
Rockin’
week.
K
and
are
hotels, motels and one’s minds: How now
er
to my fellow
and
know
houses.
greeks.
one
Perspective
be reading
question
as
be spent
pool
places
go. Better
togeth-
as
Maybe
coming We will
successor.
less
a
student,
Much of the
president.
diminish like
a
interesting
Provost
Lange
each week in the gardens
as
decision. At least it would
ver-
can
do
away
student involvement and support pump up
presidential
the
watching
a
to
for the
give Cable
spring
next
year. With
teams both ranked in the one
jumping ship
be amazing needs This
to
year
for the
top 5, and (thankfully)
NBA,
no
2004 should prove to
for both teams. One thing that
seasons
change:
the men’s and women’s
for
support
the
women’s
I think the
will be
the
name
a
designer, liquor
paragraph.
I’ll
or
Sig,
Phi
I
next
that
be
too,
Nu is the latest in
they
of
we’ll
behavior
taking
be
for the
feel ready
look old
the
enough
will
me
of when
bridge, put
a
ing
to
to
the side
“it
was
their
seen
decision to
Island Expressway: stand-
ing around talking and smoking cigarettes. When
Hopefully May, the
come
Of
did
August,
not or
look
like
a
sometime
war
course, as
I
before
real
when
year
up
comes
my
it’s
with
some
to
the
year
you.
with
a
thank
graduating a
sen-
pleasure
you I’ve
gotten
to to
the pleasure of
And of
of it would be
none
arm
to visit
go to
there
course
possible,
senior
my utmost
I could not be
Duke, and
and I will miss you, my
one
Eimer. You twist-
Andy
that you did. You’ve been there for
happier
through
me
it
all,
surrogate older brother.
Thanks to all the readers. I look forward to carry-
ing
on
fitting
well. We’re saying good-bye
didn’t
on
only becomes
I close out “The Y
I have has
in 301 Flowers.
yet.
other
those I’m glad to call friends and sisters. Whatever
thanks and appreciation
next cam-
upheaved earth. next
it
the reason, you will be missed. And to the
ed
zone.
orange fences will be gone and most of
pus will not be
change
it
are
class, others
without whom
bit. No, not at all.
campus,
move
us;
And
just
us
my column name:
next year under
a
new
and
“The Wlach Attack.” See you in
more
August!
major
the class of
Jennifer Wlach
is
a
Trinity junior.
BMW Certified Pre-Owned
Certified
mover bmwusa.com 1-800-334-4BMW
Certified
shaker
Certified
no
Certified
acceleration
Certified
rush
Certified
freedom
Certified
bring it
Certified
Pre-Owned
Certified Get
•Protection
more
Plan orovides
(SSriteM
coveraoe
for
uo
& cheese
up
to
BMW
authorized
an
2 to °
Si
The Ultimate
Driving Machine
on
only at
warranty protection*
mac
6
years
years
or
or
100,000
50 000 miles
80SI4 4BMV?or
BMW center. miles. Get flexible
(whichever
comes
visit bmwusa.com
leasing
=
and
financing options.
date of the expiration first) from the
Get
of the 4 year/50,000
©2003 BMW of North America. LLC.The BMW
name
and
pure
BMW.
Certified Pre-Owned
are
registered
trademarks.
=
by BMW
mile BMW New Vehicle Umited Warranty. See participating
logo
I
look-
two
faze
footsteps. Some of
your
working with
the students haven’t
of
follow in
head and tell you that you gun to your
you
Campus looks like the Long
to
to
up
classes
us.
to
ready
enough and
Watching
see
But
easy.
freshmen
see
Perspective”
know through
through that thinly veiled
came
to
a
campus”
look old
iors. It’s been
drive
don’t have to jump. But
leave
came
sen-
high
senior. I don’t think
can’t
be
the mafia
it
you to the
forced to dissolve like the rest. The traditionreminds
In
prepare for the next
a
we
the
the
on
directly above
freshmen looking up
each
think
taking
we
and I can't
in
readjustment
year, I don’t feel
came
I don't think
senior.
a
if
expected
they
I
position.
I
as
I don't
year ,
fictional
on
stereotype
school
the senior
on
I prepare
as
ior
administra-
by if
or
see
withstand
can
them
tion
so
Duke
will be
biggest readjustment
But
easy.
in
no
no
based
the Kleenex.
bring
position. In high school it
year
illegal
the hot seat,
team.
Four game in the
they showed the Final
dying
columns
But
we
and
Prime,
is
the
tons of construction and traffic with workers
Basketball promises to add the usual excitement to
Kappa
friends and hook-ups the sole intention of which is to
damnit. You get the point.
13
show that people might actually watch.
a
bites Each
2001,
Eta
mean
Sigma
people
to have organ-
last year
my
in
name
every-
so
2002
pious
finding her
sion ofAmerican Idol. ceremony
on
to work? I call
going
about the candidates and
contestant
in North
Get the social chairs
only
not
year,
SAE/Delta
goes.
the
biggest
Queen’s one
revive
mourning period for
two
fans to the battery
as
of Chronicle
things we’ve gotten
some
1.5 second
less
supporting
loss
a
from
the rafters
Frats.
Alpha
entropy.
but Nan’s last year months will
dust”).
around various
at the different
when and where to
2004 marks
The
is this
exactly
plan nights
ized chaos than
rose
scattered
now
Next
pack
could
status
any
used to. We’ll have
no
bottle-
maniacs
“Another
Royal
the end of easy years of
Groups
losing
(Intro
The Y
drunk wandering between the two locales
Myrtle.
that
challenge
a
and do it up old school.
Jennifer
The
receive
2003. And with them goes
was
Cameron. There is
should
women
Snapple
need to
«
Wlach beach
is
Maryland.
the
have to look forward
with
our
in
attention from the fans. If anything,
throwing
to in 2003-2004. start
that
reason
and
ip||
pre-
close
packed house
a
Crazies. We’re
and
in
year to
shown to
PAGE 9
possibilities
Great Hall. In 2001, the men’s Final Four game
teams
“write
another academic year,
on
here’s what
Til
an
I looked to my
past,
and my fraternity”,
me
we
to
came
I
sugges-
of
much Duke
decided to do
view.
for
I
semester,
responses
“write about I
the
thinking about how
I’ve done in the
impasse. So,
tions.
break issue. The last
exam
Chronicle of the year. When
•
BMW passenger
car
Faran I
you’re expecting
guess
“It wasn’t
me,”
I didn’t
But the many
an
it
mean
to
under the
agenda with
people
that I wasn’t it
say
was
own
”
ifit
sure
hoax?
a
JB
and
right.
was
Faran
That’s not
class.
“They
Girl
a
We
Mac Donald was used humor This is
as
in
shifted
a
a
showed was
me
month before
was
buried,
a
scooped
you,”
encapsulating real
top.
I
tem is from
said
a
sex
and
Norm
City.
sugarcoating,
like
Carrie
social critic: funny, self-aware, and
within that
over
“If
system.
change
a
reincarnated while
Being
a
over
once
like
you’re going
a
goddess
still
but
working
a
different
like
writing
helped.
meant to
on
Bloom,
this
column
labeled
some
me
is
wasn’t
Katherine
thought
thinking. That’s all
Duke Girl
I
was
a
better
Hepburn
Satan.
But
I wanted.
sublime.
Take
We’ve
possible
enough
to trust
to
my
preserver But
words,
oneself,
(Phish
Fliss
but
if the chance
an
taught
Foodie),
all at
and
too to
will
can
be
found
away
love
to
who made
from
Such
is
anything
for
Trinity
a
this
me.
senior.
girl
column has
Thank you for
harassing, debating, propositioning,
and
mocking
applauding.
Your
responses
have made my life here full.
YOU
reading.
WRITE
LIKE
A
GIRL: CAST LIST
The most beautiful I know: Sarah
low
women
Brodeur
(fel-
fashionista /yoga buddy),
roomie), Hillary
Bloomsbury
Jordan
got
classes,
Kay lor (too
cool senior), Lucy and Brady
(my
Pollock
Group), (with
boy
friends and boyfriends), with
William J. Griffith
2003 Annie Elizabeth
Adams
LSAT
are
starting soon!
.
.
7/23
.
.
Chikwere
Loree Beth
Nduagba Amachi
6/12
GRE .
.
Lyndsay Carol
Beal
.5/29
.
.
Brandon Holder Little
Barry Michael Locker Mridu
Janaka Nikale Bowman
Michael
Elizabeth Ann
Brantley
Sheldon
Darin Howard
Buxbaum
Jeremy Donald Morgan
.7/24
today and transfer anywhere for the summer!
Mahajan Benjamin Marion Shabrese
Maye
Troy Grover Clair
Andrew Crowell
Brian Orintheo Clemmons
Melanie Sara Oberman
Kelley Jane De Leeuw
Heather Renee Oh
Justin
Jesse Michael Panuccio
Allen Ford
7/9 GMAT
Lipstein
Anne Welles Bowlus
.5/10 6/11
Langford
Kevin Alan Lees
.5/1
6/19
MCA!
Ann Green
Thaniyyah Sakeenah Ahmad
Estella Abena Antwi
Classes
University
Service Award Recipients
higher.
Nurkin
Emily Anne Grey
Christina Ann Richardson
Andrea Elizabeth Hamilton
Deborah Ann Seibold
Kimberly Jan Hammersmith
Eric
Margaret Lynn Christina David
Harris
Josephine Hsu
Haley Ingram
Jay Seid
Julie Wakefield Smith
Kyle Christopher Smith Jennifer Yoon-Mi
Song
Erica Michele Jackson
Colleen Marie Stack
Sarah
Erin Elizabeth
Lynn Miki Kaneko
Stone
1-800-KAP-TEST Namita Murali
kaptest.com �Test
names
are
registered trademarks of their respective
Michail G. owners.
Koppa
Lagoudakis
Great
sometimes
that
a
Greg me a
who have
my parents,
and everything,
once.
Faran Krentcil is
to
dork.
even
try.
ready
Jim Poulos, my life
California hoy
mostly, this column I
wave
is
Brown. Also
by, I would. Even
Extraordinary
a
editor and co-conspirator,
and guardian
me
never
came
Rob
(Alan
(my defend-
I cannot express
Kaplan.
Score
Enroll
you,
Valentine Princess
I slammed onto my
I would fall in love with
unaware
I love
Heights. Love
day
in crime: Fve
former partner
though you’re
parties, Dar Williams, everything Marc by Marc
how much
men
You could
ugly’
choosing
so
to
from the first
my say
32 flavors and then
me
Katz
Adam
out),
(guy translator), Mike
for him), Zach Huselid (sigh) and Ethan
real and
names
#1),
star
er), Kevin Lees (who will find love when love
on
love
Phis.
star #2), Matt “Tarzan” Stevenson
watch
the
women,
fabulous Alpha
Therese Rohrbeck (fellow 302
worried
Half the school
was
has
sys-
better one.”
Sometimes I
festering
Thank you for to
rights rally” she said, “look beautiful
everyone
was
I’m
in love. to my mom, the best way
fun to be called
poser, It-Girl and
when others aren’t brave
inde-
just
MacDonald,
be part of their structure, but you’re
path.
a
And
can’t say, ‘she’s just bitter because she’s
a
my
Sex and the
was
footwear.
was
Jacobs and discovering it’s
he
dad. He
relationships, loneliness,
fall
Chaucer
was
was
According
women’s
issues:
proper
Shakespeare,
path,
loss:
mourned
we
I decided to Write
just-starting show called
sixteen and shocked. The
Bradshaw
It
one,
pendence,
the
Chaucer!
or
Girl.
“Candace Bushnell
I
fleeces. “Norm
house
him. Soon after Peter Joel Like
North Face
mirror, like Shakespeare
a
fun to stack stilettos
Here’s the final confession: I had to write this column.
great loss.” And then, another great
a
It
(rock
Ginsburg
drama
amazing
hoys: Adam Sampieri (rock
my
Painter
David French
flames could probably tell you.
GA mattress,
mourned Weekend Update
spent
be both.
layering lip-gloss
You’ve all labeled
great satirist!” Mr. Joel explained. “He
a
was
I loved
I’ve
can
don’t know how “bitch” tastes, but my former
I
some.
Like
MacDonald!” he wheezed. “On Saturday
Night Liver
worth it.
(thanks, PJ).
Norm
fired
woman.
confession? It
anxiety.
bitch, brilliant, idiot, slut,
11th
teacher Mr. Joel fumed
grade English
smart
and the listless wait for something
lust
someone
Krentcil
This column started when my
past
a
the
guests
And
we
the
a
of sexual
top
true. Here’s what is:
into
You want
pen
night. fun.
three years trying to prove that I
girl-talk;
special
Chronicle/Recess posse and the
Like other Duke Girls, I love having
And I love being
£
jm
BC runway
to walk alone at
people don’t consider these “real problems,” but
know better.
through
potential, double standards,
justified anxiety
pressure and
Some
I did. There will be
thing is,
played
I
names; But
really
that many
boys. And
admissions in this column: that I
slipped that
say.
that many
“I don’t
it all
explains
infinite
crushes,
confession.
a
I should
shoes. I don’tkiss
obviously,
10
PAGE
The Chronicle
Pavithra Vasudevan TeMeka Chevon Williams
The Chronicle 2003
April 28,
Christanity The “War
on
Terror”
remarkably successful.
has, by In the
most
past
been
accounts,
year
and
there have been dozens of terrorist training
obliterated, thousands of terrorists brought
half,
a
justice
Sept.
on
bothers I
am
biggest
10,
2001. But
safer place today than it
a
war
some
come
group I have tremendous
Christian the most
leaders.
Indeed,
be
convinced
opposed
actions. And if son
for
Now
you
that
to
ask,
military
our me
I’m not
and holds
I’m
What’s
Carleton
Jesus
that’s
Getting
that I
saying
no
unsettling
most worrisome is
ing masterful
are
entirely polita
reli-
else. The argu-
theological
ones.
that individuals possess-
amounts of scriptural
that God opposes violence say
even
often
knowledge when it
seems
to
be the only way to avoid catastrophe. The has
Christian
argument
for
pacifism
certainly
doned at many points in the Old Testament, the sage
Jesus spread
compassion pentant man
and
was
almost
mercy—even
enemies.
Duke’s
entirely to
Time calls “America’s
Best
one
vicious
Stanley
Christian without
being
I doubt many feel the
a
con-
mes-
of love,
and
unre-
Hauerwas—the
Theologian”—says
that he finds it “hard to understand how a
one
can
be
a
way Hauerwas does.
or
an
in
to
is
maybe
Dr. Adam
grace
action
against thoroughly
possible
way to
prevent
evil
people
in
was
military the
only
massive amounts of blood-
is “a
man
is
everyday
an
generally
the
with
that
basis is
endangering
not
his-
in
tory has shown that
being the
lives.
ü
’
better
in
man
often results
gloabl conflicts
in the loss
of
lives. The Bible
relations,
mental
not
Augustine’s
in
Many cance one
on
inno-
instead
focuses
personal relations.
strikes
you
It
on
is
this
“right”
principles
apply
by
(see
to the latter.
to violence at
the
asserting
as
the
some-
turn to him the
peculiar that right
Jesus would
for one,
a
face-to-face
striking meaning
one a
punch
“on the
slap.
would
almost
right cheek”
If this is the
is
case,
a
always
Iraq.
vio-
be
But
military
for
praised just
a
a
told
as
but man
him
people
to
living. these argu-
Obviously,
do not prove wants
they do, perhaps, show
action
to
moral may not be
all.
signifi-
in the statement “if
specify the stricken cheek
St
the other cheek” pas-
the right cheek,
in fact
the
us
that
dropping
bombs in Afghanistan and of
set
Matthew may not refer
of the word
that
warfare,
that he ordered
Jesus
argued
mean
of
had
govern-
the famous “turn
have
to
understood
ments
different
a
could
One
easily interpret this
person-
Just War Doctrine)
Second, sage
mostly
and
place
did not condemn,
kill
Bible
with
him of his
necessity
international
or
Perhaps
ones.
on
found
faith”
great
who
cent
“not
Israel
heaven.
he
that
the centurion
in
Jesus
often
The
focuses mostly
to the passage,
has
passage
on
man” in
conflicts
tells him that
,
endangering, shown
he
such
very
gen-
are
where Jesus
under authority, with soldiers under” him.
assures
dealt to one’s left cheek. Some claim that the act of
that engaging
begrudgingly
anyone
on
lent
clear
centurion who
a
8,
may
who
he does not deserve Jesus “under his roof” since he
results in the loss of innocent
that Jesus
to Matthew
pacifists often point
Though treating others
it
agonizingly
not
meets
Given events like the Holocaust and Sept. 11, where was
is Biblical evidence
Jesus tells
con-
grace
being the “better global
Third, there
According
treat-
Though
has
history
give
can
foreign policy. As
for
high
with
not
shrugged off damage free.
writ-
up
everyday basis
erally
not be referring to force (and especially not foreign policy), but instead insults that ought to be
nothing
policy
are.
might
sense
difference between personal
moral about
other also.”
pacifist.”
same
is
how
ing others
al
Biblical basis. While violence is explicitly
a
is
stakes
preacher
threat to U.S.
no
anyone
may be
Business
weight coming from
more
calling
a
accept his
common
three arguments.
on
biggest aspects
foreign
sider
fret when
it does from
of
Down
rea-
argument is
an
of the
one
I
answer
avowedly moral reasons,”
concern
gious expert than ments
strongest
blown
getting
to
national security. Such ical
guess the
particularly
are
that Saddam Hussein poses
says
I
ing that “there
of
stan-
have condoned military action. Christians
Garfinkle reveals by
experts
and Biblical scholars in the world
in conflict with
being
morality and morality
a
for:
some
Christian to do? Try to
a
as
not. I base it
of the
from
respect
qualified religious
decisively
religion
First, there
troubled because
defy basic
and morality?
me.
critics of the
would
So what is her
was
still
something
to
seem
PAGE 11
war
dards of moral conduct.
camps
to
and two heinously evil regimes overthrown. America is almost undoubtedly
shed, theories of pacifism
and
•
In the
advice, he
also
instead
be,
at
harboring
Bible, God calls
wisdom and urges
lyzes
issues
them,
then he
clusions that
on
and or
are
To
asks
leaders. But
blind followers,
me,
for
if
one
legitimately
guidance
in
reached.
a
Trinity sophomore.
ana-
analyzing
she need not be ashamed of the
Nathan Carleton is
but
themselves what God would
Jewish idiom
then the passage
and
feelings.
Christians to seek the
support of religious
ask
think of situations.
necessary
unchristian
them to not be
constantly
that those who find
times, both
con-
PAGE 12
A
•
iril
28, 2003
The Chronicle
Bi
vtm.
Dive in After four years at this university, I’m still not entirely sure
admitted
why they
to do with how I
thing
lege application.
me,
got
I’d been
might
have had
little carried away
a
one
high school, and
in
thing
but it
on
some-
col-
my
25th hour to the day, reckoning
that if
each second
would notice the dif-
to
I checked
probably
must have East
Campus
since
the
promptly repeated
the chess
service, drama,
be involved in it. I
sending
the math
to
had set foot in my freshman dorm—a me
instant
fame
notoriety?)
(or
whether the
instantly
whether they recognize my
Then, of an
course,
inauspicious
ing with the
there
editor to
writing
drawn to the
remain
So, as
one
I
as
much
tion after
inside
to
so
the inner
Even
I
of
an
responsibility,
more
importantly,
at The
people
had
in
high
and
character-rich,
if
I
added
major, making to do. This
at others—it’s
at
was
a
sure
few my
great
at
more
bined.
irre-
was
Most
remember
future doctor,
I
found
ment
lawyer,
banker
think,
of
type
its
and
successful at any
301
consequently
attempt.
may
things first,
were
follow—a
a
reminds
always full of
adding
own
will
Put
a
as
as
complete
Payroll Deduction Available for Duke Faculty and Staff Duke Eye Center Location Only
M-Th 9-7, F 9-6, Sat 9-4
M-F 9-6, Sat 10-2
even
I did with-
and
Eye Center
““SKST Northgate
will
which
that I could not
imperfectly
Duke
you
first
and the rest
pair of Eyeglasses.
Market
prove
have achieved this goal
on a
544-3937
loves sake...
career
10%
SuperOptics
learn
who
principle
me
a
invest-
to
SAVE
EYE CARE
not
to become the
person
knowledge for
to
times but troublesome
Homestead
anyway.
goodbyes,
you
To all
a
to
was
to
field I’d
the
of the
take
never
a
any
so
I’ll end this
instead; chances
more
To all of my me
for
The
closely the
the University and for
Finally, and
most
and
most
family for
best
to
God, who
300-
is
good,
are
I
want
is
pushing
12
Mall
286-7732 M-Th 8-7, F 8-6, Sat 9-6
say-
fitting
know
or
in me
for
helping
me
that I want to be.
person
me
by
more
thank you for
to
fun, and
who’ve
get what me
in
importantly, thanks
your
room-
Catholic, live
Chronicle
professors and other adults
thanks for letting grow,
intro
column
that’s
are
of my friends who
here at Duke my time
to become
richness
Skip
making
maxim my
good!”
I
new
helped
did out of directions.
to my
parents
unceasing support and love, and
the ultimate
cause
and
end of all
that
at Duke and elsewhere.
studied
extracurricular (or two
Matt
Atwood
is
a
Trinity
senior
and
TowerView.
that
anything
or
here
else—you’re
quite
of
you’re
Family Members
493-3668
a
an
com-
here to train yourself to be
Faculty, Staff
14 Consultant Place
possible.
subjects—one
importantly,
that
Duke Students,
Ibl
testify.
straight
made
Pick
classes
spending
the latter that I proposed
ever
from
more
two
affect
other activities and
plate
can
three) you love and throw yourself into it headfirst;
to
activities
I
as
going
this semester in
organiza-
halls
messy,
I’m bad at
ing thank
is
all
don’t take yourself too
Finally,
BASE OFIHE
started
was
my commit-
if there is any advice I
so
full
professors and
course
how to
one
I increased the time I
as
can,
decisions
than any
organi-
I couldn’t do
school,
where you
you’ll learn
on
who still
Chronicle,
out of my involvement with
another,
the
or
first
something
workings
quickly discovered that
better, though,
things
was
time
your
before, moral theology.
meet-
my
keeping all
extensions
and
experience,
interesting
much that I loved reporting
but there
Flowers. Still of the mindset that
second
supervise
at
I feel like my choice has added
fill
to
level
a
perfect
(fortunately understanding) professors
repeatedly asked for
academic
of my closest groups of friends.
as
backpedal
tell
Catholic, based on
late for
Certainly
by: “Life
Christ, the
from whom
apart
seriously, and always remember the
it
the
every
is useless.
knowledge
fullness
other means,
than
the
as
classes
won
me
for.
on
of
source
through
Try
The Chronicle. Despite
was
power, and
discourse.
campus
myself
such
lets
about whether
around Jesus my endeavors
centering
true
mate lives
have to offer after four years it is this; Dive in deeply.
with
name.
was
who
per se,
sistible about seeing zation with
still
difference.
too well.
thin, taking
tried
a
out
I’ve been less
Even so,
get myself irrevocably hooked
the newspaper. It’s not even
are
beginning—sleeping
story—l managed
or
and
I meet
people
I’ve
responsibilities
to my Duke
position that
so
day, albeit
huge
a
over
thinking
me
get
make
didn’t go
shortened
work
Atwood
get entrusted
would one
spread myself
to
we
Brownstone,
I’ve
Matt
the weekly Newman Center e-mail before I
out
of
one
there have been drawbacks and opportunity costs, and
ments,
I wanted to
it,
managed
even
JEr
at
Community
club,
name
good idea
no
extra hour each
an
one,
did, though,
a
variety
%yJjL|F
and
1999,
was
It
one.
performance
the freshman activities fair.
club, religion—you
It
I made it to
fall of
the
in
box but
every
worked,
shorter
slightly
mgjji
during college,
in
participate
percent
Needless to say, that
section
where you had to list what activities you
planned
4
by
ference, but having
of those kids who did every-
in the
deeply
editor
of
The Chronicle tril
Some Going Here
Carolina laws and
important South
some
few
a
regulations. Have
to be safe.
tips
For
wonderful time and
a
information,
more
the website at
see
of
more
or
illegal. Penalties include in
alcoholic
beverages. Open containers of beer, wine
hibited in vehicles areas.
due
Vehicle rain
to
required
or
headlights
or
wear
an
motorcycles
must
use
public place including
must be
rain
poor
to
in
any
if you
on
conditions.
Motorcyclists
headlights
be restrained at all times
tion
according
by
age of 17 in
a
or
wipers are
not
permitted beyond 50 yards from the beach
depth unless otherwise prohibited.
Only
with
stated
moving vehicle
by the lifeguard. Jumping
rafts
canvas
safety
be
may
ropes. Public
used is
nudity
in
is
illegal for
tain
to
anyone
wear
and
body parts is illegal
or
shoulder
over
diving off piers is
or
Rafts
ocean.
Swimwear is
must
be
subject
to
Beach and Surfside Beach.
suit. The
thong bathing
a
the
illegal.
city ordinances in North Myrtle Beach, Myrtle
public
of
display
It
cer-
result in arrest.
can
all
at all times
worn
and
is
Swimming
equipped
pro-
law, and
state
appropriate for the child’s age
means
to the National
the
are
of 21
under the age
all times. Seat belts must be
moving vehicle. All children under
a
your
possess
liquor
your windshield
approved helmet under South Carolina at
buy,
or
fine
sidewalks and beach
streets,
operating
are
a
South Carolina and
home state. It is unlawful for any person under the age of 21 to consume
hospitality.
Swimming
alcohol is
$2OO and loss of driving license both
than
http://www.cityofmyrtlebeach.com
the fun and the Grand Strand’s
enjoy the beach,
State Laws Driving under the influence of drugs
PAGE 13
•
South Carolina Laws
Important
Beach for fun in the sun? Take time and learn
Myrtle
to
are
28, 2003
must
seating loca-
Li
Littering is illegal. All glass containers may be
Highway Traffic Safety Administration.
ttering/Fire works
required by
containers
prohibited
are
within the
on
prohibited
are
in
law to assist officials the beach.
city limits of municipalities
the beach. Offenders
on
cleaning
up
Discharging
of
the litter.
All
fireworks
is
glass
illegal
along the Grand Strand.
Cruising Myrtle Beach: Cruising is regulated by the Myrtle between the hours of 2am and 6am The Grand
Strand
behavior. It is
has
illegal
We want to
to drive
or
operate
get married while
Beach Police
Ocean Boulevard
tolerance for
zero
we're in Myrtle Peach. we
on
a motor
vehicle
Courthouse
need to do?
pm.,
and
disruptive
the beach.
on
are
8:00
a.m.
Sleeping in your
until 4:00
rized statement of
where
county seat, and that's
you'll need
then receive your
Marriage licenses
to
are
Conway County
Welcome Duke Tell
marriage license. Ages 18
driver
issued at the
It's in the
a
through
marriage license.
Probate Court Office in
(843-915-5370).
or
apply for and
s
25 need
license,
a
legal ID,
voter
or
Those under 18 need
a
and receive
social
a
passport.
tional
a
female is
Beach,
security number. The license
$4O,
a
only). For
judge
ceremony when you
an
mation
pick up the
in
use
Discount
a
All the Variety
All You Can Eat Dinners at
your
obtaining
you may or
any
at no
to
more
information,see
1
lb.
25 entrees
over
addition
your
additional
to
to our
to
nightly specials plus
the above List
have ,
lbs.
-
adult
$19.95
All You Can Eat
-
over
dinner
that is
Market Price
as
Lite Dinners-$6.95 to
any you
& a
Kid
seafoods.
and
cobblers, A full
our
menu
including seasoned vegetables
Our bake
shop features fresh cookies, cakes and
dessert bar has ice
of
items such
and broiled
as
cream
with great
baby back ribs,
topping choices.
seafood, steaks,
or
Kdenu
s
11
50
2
or
are
also available at Preston’s
for the
entire family.
list of
9
OUTRIGGER
choices.
$14.95
HAPPY HOUR 5-7
to
in
SEAFOOD
$15.95.
•
RIBS
•
Special
Spiced Shrimp 400 on
$8.95
Daily
•
Full Menu
Open Nightly Your
Available
Host,
Lattie
1434
•
and
Upchurch 7
Days A Week
•
Carry
Out Available
Menu
appetizers
available all
night
to Barefoot
Landing SUNDAY COCKTAILS, BEER & WINE
the half shell
Sandwich
Cocktails Available
4530 Hwy. 17 S. at North Entrance
Oysters
the half shell
450 Clams on
at 4 PM
Wings
250 Steamed
Kid’s
Eat Menu to
pm
our Bar
PRIME RIB
All You Can
Open
current
DAILY
a
$3.95
change,
to
information.
3
items from
135.
call for most menu
Select
to
prices subject
’lease
Your
of
250
Crab Legs
available
uet rooms
parties
Platters
of both world’s
for the
will find
Combination
the best
and
-
75 cbolces
reasonably priced
$11.95
Buffet featuring
Steak,
14
-
2
,
(Build
With
-
choose from in
Chicken Selections
*
$14.95 Y°u
Legs
$13.95;
-
$8.95
Specialty
live Maine Lobster and Lobster Tails
Rib to
&
Menu On The Strand
Add
-
Is Still the Best
Grilled, Sauteed
item of
lesser value than order
Snow Crab
and fried
use
All the Best!
choose from
to
reorder
Dinner Platters
-
facility
a
...
charge.
’
need
Please call
permit."
Largest Broiled, Baked,
table $11.95
14 entrees
original
Country Cookin
you will
Conway,
at 843-918-1008 for infor-
on
Why The Original
75 Reasons
equal
&
public
Myrtle
OUTRIGGER SEAFOOD
&
Seafood
of
http://www.cityofmyrtlebeach.com
$24.95
tremendous
City
mar-
permit, For
served
our
other
on
you’re from Duke
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT!
Enjoy
expense.
license 24 hours later.
certified copy
&
not
City Hall
the
or
within the
"facility
a
addi-
perform
can
the beach
on
property
a
the owner’s
at
and related crimes.
you're thinking about getting
ried
14;
towed,
drug possession
If
a nota-
consent.
male. EVERYONE needs
a
fee is $5O (cash as
registration
card, birth certificate
Students, Faculty
us
such
parental
will be
cars
I
Conway
waiting period is required
illegal. Remember that all parking restrictions
tolerance for
zero
The minimum age for
Monday through Friday.
A 24-hour
the beach is
on
of their birth certificate and
16 for is the
car
strictly enforced. Illegally parked
are
The Grand Strand has
1310 Second Avenue,
at
and the hours
What do
the year.
throughout
conduct
disorderly
A Few More Things...
Department
GROUPS & BUS TOURS WELCOME
Highway
17
•
N.
Myrtle
843-272-8032
Beach
The Chronicle PAGE
14
•
iril
Ai
28, 2003
Boondocks/ Aaron McGruder
Daily Crossword
THE
A
AFTER
OF
MOWER
SUFFOCATIONS.
SECURU
IS DISCOURAGING PEOPLE
OFFICE
FRO*
1
Auction
offers
5
Weighty
block
9
Ringlets
14
MOUTHS AND NOSI
DOCT-TAPING THEIR
Williams
ACROSS
REPORTED
THE HOMELAND
Robert
Edited by Wayne
the
Riding waves
TO PROTECT THEM
SARS
FROM
15 Coke
-
16
the
17 ”...
top with
right
the 18
Pepsi
or
From
world
United Emirates
19
Cotton twill fabric
20 70s
fad
23 Fresh 24 Actor 25
Cariou
Fit of pique
27 Intermediaries
k\
Learning inst.
31
4/28
Q 2QQ3Aaron McGnjder/Dist. by Universal Press
Syndicate
32
McGregor of "Emma"
36
Dilbert/ Scott Adams
Gossip
37 Oven setting 38 Poi 39
c
tAANY BUSINESS
HOW
CARDS
SHOULD
ORDER?
USE
ABOUT
a
A
o ~a
FORMULA
BASED
ON
YOUR
BURN
Witherspoon
LL
NEED
PEP. WEEK.
0
AND
YOUR
DEPENDS.
V
■D
51
3
of
Sophia
"Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow" 7
Beavers'
54 '9os fad 60
CO
W .dilbertcom
o
and alack!
8
Head
9
Desert
scarves
growth
Heep of
10
That's nasty!
Dickens
11
April
62
Snack
12
Merchandise
63
Utopia
forecast
o CM
i
/
vwy
\
i
c
©
IT
\
ro
\
Ml
o_
category
—
i
13 C.P.
64 Supermarket
II
65
passageway
21
Southernmost
22
Picture
Great Lake
'^Ir
or
26 Leash
67
27
SDI weapon
Bowshaped
28
68 Fender flaw
Trudeau
Pear-shaped fruit
Country singer 29
Lovett
Jezebel's
2
3
false
coal
Burning
Individuals with
30 DOWN 1
in
picture
66 Perfect prose
69
Phoebe
Marine starter?
<5° ri
Doonesbury/ Garry
Frightens
6
article
creation
tf
V
doljn-
CARDS.
J
U.
OF
c
/Vl
Swearwords
50 Tavern
r^FTTTNr,
U
Spanish
47
o «
LIKELIHOOD
46
48 Punch
£
3
RATE
5
45 Be gutsy
M?cn
THREE
c
(D
PA
Scottdale,
44 Actress
V
\
fad
Knievel
43 Shoshones
USE
I
r
scotadm@l.co
I
source
'Bos
42 Mr.
6
31
49
Quips
50
god
33 Boat trails
51
Sea-bound
34
Come up
52
land
35
Centering
Cold-cut
4
to
Give lip
40
Different
59 Poker
one
61
Binary "Norma”
pot
builder
Washbowl
Alternative
to
lager
melody shot
53 Wide
points Foreshadowed
37
business
Diamond
approval
titles
Arroyo
55
Additional
56
Totter
The Chronicle
Dave’s Jen’s
pokiness,
Bushisms, Brett the
Mattwood’s math
FoxTrot/ Bill Amend
Nick
Faran, hey; »N
I
was
tough
MIDDLE
THE
OF PLAYING
MOM
BEAMS.
HAVE
I
USE
HAVE
SAID
PEOPLE
HOMEWORK
WHO
does
WHO
GET
THE COMPUTER
PEOPLE
HoME-
MYTHCRAFT?
To
ASK
Go
HER.
BEFORE
DON'T.
APRIL
r\
28
The Life of Faith: 9:3oam. A Program of Sustained with Professor
Learning fessor
faith,
Richard Lischer
community,
autobiographies Common Room,
Richard Lischer. for
critical
a
and
memoirs.
'T"W
T7
y
"w"
i*
tt
irm
of
Alumni
religious
Memorial
Washington.
of
“Design
and
experiment.”
The
Language
Kortemme,
111
protein
Biological
of
University
interfaces
sion
and
of T-box
107
Biological
regulates
genes fate
developmental
in
the
gene expres-
zebrafish
meso-
Sciences.
Yoga the
—theory
Sciences.
Exhibit:
Through
Problem:
of
Chicago.
as
Emmanuel
7pm.
Professor
History
Philosophy
at
Philosophical
a
Associate
Eze,
DePaul
University
ing,
Exhibition:
29
of
11:30am.
Washington.
molecular
Tanja
“Towards
interaction
Kortemme, and
prediction
networks."
144
Jim
Semans
design
of
Biological
Lecture:
7pm.
Rafael
Viholy. White Lecture Hall.
APRIL
Blology/EEOB Marney form: 111
Pratt, Duke
Biological
“Flow,
coloniality
in
4pm.
feeding
and
Bryozoans."
Eudora
Goering,
Gallery,
Laurel
change.
Album: oral
Center
Center for
through Welty,"
July
for
and
songs the
on
North Carolina State
University.
Lauren
Charlotte
Claremon,
Gregory, Megan Harris, Thushara
Assistants:
Classifieds
Coordinator:
Classifieds
Representative:
Dauphin,
Andrew
Durity,
Fazekas,
Deborah Chris
Corea,
Ashley Rudisill,
Holt
Reilly,
Melanie Shaw
Sallyann Bergh
668-4112.
a
—
*-y
from the
and
“Twenty Photographs by
collection
Special
of the
Collections
in the
Perkins. For
late
Rare
Library
19305-early
Mississippi
Welty
as
Book,
Yoga
Classes:
stress while Brodie
writing
On exhib-
information call 660-5968.
Lisa
“An inter-
5:30-6:30,
to
Center,
instructing. Open Club
info.
Wednesdays.
treatingyourself
Recreational
Meet
Tuesdays.
Emily
dGduction
Payroll
Library
a
relaxing East
to Duke
members. Visit
by
at
Weekdays,
Service
and
Weiss
is
dlso
for
svsilabl©
5 pm. A 15-minute per-
follow
can
flow
a
Hours. Location:
exhibit chronicles the
History
Board.
Perkins
role
the
1927 in
publishing
on
of the
Time:
Duke
During
Exhibit:
“North
and after the
Duke
Sunday.
Chapel,
and
recital
Flentrop reflects the
of
organ,
the
18th
student
managing
For information, call 684-2572.
demonstration:
daily
The
Library Gallery.
Publications Board has
fostering
caril-
University
recital before
or
Organ A
Creativity;
Publications
a
each
Worship
West Campus. You
balancing.
Student
of
gives
Hammond,
for 40 minutes of infor-
area
Free.
since
J. Samuel
lonneur. He also
Weekdays,
which
techniques
subject
both
to
12:30-1:30pm. music
tonally
Chapel, For
change.
the
on
and
of Dutch-French
Duke
century.
sacred
mostly
visually
organs
of
Campus.
West
information,
call
684-2572.
campus.
Carolina
Touchable
School:
The
Art
main of
exhibition rent
Duke
University
quad.
modern
displays
practicing
Museum
for
has been
Duke Police offers
many
years.
The
Carved
cur-
from
in North Carolina.
tion
Reduce
presentations,
Alcohol Law
hour of
Campus.
Rape
presentations,
tional programs,
your
following
Personal
Lieutenant
schedule these
Tony
students and Duke
www.joefurman.com
for
services:
Crime
available
products Duke
the
property
violence educa-
engraving.
Shipman
at
Please
668-2627
to
sales
breastpumping
Children’s
Duke Lactation
Hospital Auxiliary
Bouncing
breastpump and
Eye
continents. 2204 Erwin
John
hardwood
Hope
Road.
Gallery
carvings
Franklin hours
Center
vary;
call
Excerpts
from
William Noland. Franklin Center hours
vary;
Mao
II:
Scott
by
Lower Level Art
Gallery,
2204
Lindroth
Space.
John
Erwin Road.
and
Hope
Gallery
call 684-2888.
programs/services.
and the Duke that
by people Duke
684-2888.
Haiti
announce
crafts
Lobby,
preven-
presentations,
awareness
Workforce
In support of breastfeeding mothers: Services
Main
in Wood: hand-worked
six
Gallery,
yoga. Joe
Art and
Gallery:
impairments.
at the
collection of works of past and
architects
visual
East
Art,
Center.
North Carolina
architecture
a
of
Art
of with
Architecture”.
(RBM-
she trav-
1940s
Projects Administration).
more
formance
12noon,
quiet grassy
a
Undergraduate
Campus
Studies.
Documentary
27.
eled
more
12:30pm.
Chris Graber Rachel
Schedule
Appalachian community
Eudora
MAY 2 Seminar:
Chen
Dohmen
Photographs by
histories,
SCL). Photographs taken by
Furman
Sciences.
Evolution-Development
Porch
Presenting
forefront Exhibit:
Fitness
FRIDAY,
Services:
in the Asiatic Arboretum. We’ll walk
bridge
own.
contact
University. of
Options
30 Seminar:
Brooke
Laura
■
-w-
Gardens:
stretching
played
rural
a
for the WPA (Work
Dissertation
consequences
Residential
explor-
Studies.
story of
brink of
it at
WEDNESDAY,
Coordinator:
One:
Inc.) through photographs, writ-
text.
“Sodom
Manuscript,
and
Teach
University
Sciences.
Mary
One
An exhibition
(Triangle
Amberg.” Photographs,
tell the
Bloinformatlcs/Computational Biology Faculty Candidate:
David
National
A TROSA.”
at TROSA
interview
Documentary
Rob
APRIL
and
“Each
in
Franklin Center 240.
TUESDAY,
a
Duke
arched
do your 12.
July
Learning Leadership at ing leadership
in
from there to
ONGOING EVENTS
for Substance Abusers of
Farrell,
Sim Stafford
Silver,
Coordinator:
Carillon Recital:
network
acting
derm.”
Bioinformatlcs/Computational Biology Faculty Tanja
Ben
Jackson
Katherine
Eckerman,
Rogers,
Kristin
of
Duke Divinity School.
4pm.
Melissa
Hall,
Dawn
Franklin,
Chiu,
CALENDAR
n, VENTS
mal
Candidate:
Monica Jonathan
Creative
Business
kelly
andrea
I:-::*:::::::::::::::::-::-
’
f
r>i
anne,
allison, anthony,
Coordinator:
Join pro-
exploration
by means
and vocation
T
DUKE
i-'i
....jane
roily
Representatives:
Administrative
1
.jane
D
them:
.Johannah
Y:-:A
.ken mike
Brian
from x3981:
Assistants:
Sales
Jan
:
NUGGETS;.
Representatives:
Sales
l
Lliiiiiiii
THE
Ken,
Jodi, girls
Account
I^LJ Wfo cT'l
C.
Gregs
the
photogs,
Account
ORC
FiRE?
OR
KING,
*
'S^L.1 MONDAY,
BETTER
AGAINST THE
HMMPH.
loves
Roily
magic
WORK
' W° RK
with
Sunday’s
senior
mcD’s
NUGGETS:
skills,
Evan
portraits, Paul,
NUGGETS,
alex
girlfriends:
unhealthyness, Bobby Tai’s
Fish, Meg’s Birthday,
Matt Klein’s THE
Kevin’s
Brumm’s
Shrek,
our seniors...
remember about
What we’ll
Health
are
Ball
Gift
and
rentals,
accessories.
Center.
pleased
Shop
now
to
Monday-Friday
Memory: photographs by Phyllis Library,
West
Campus.
Galembo.
Hours vary; call 684-
6470.
has
breastcare First
&
Perkins
floor, 9-4,
Sports
photographs:
Apocalypse the Base of to DUMA.
#1”
and
“Four
‘Three
a Crucifixion.”
Horseman
Studies for
of
the
Figures
at
from Paul Pfeiffer. On loan
The Chronicle 28, 2003
The closest
co;mc GATITinA
PAGE 15
apartment community
Duke
to
•
University
ciJapeL
Duke Tradition in New York
R '
Visit Us:
www.apts.com/chapeltower
Contact Us:
"it
chapeltower@triangle-apt.com
1315 Morreene Road
383-6677 1-800-550-0282
NYC One 24
<s>
&
hour
Traffic
bedroom
two
emergency
plans
services
monitoring
access
Sparkling swimming pool
N
mg
Laundry Free
access
and
sauna,
to fitness
tennis
center,
courts
V
1
or
2 bedroom units from $429*
101 3rd Ave. at 13th Si 1 block from Union
Squar
muS*
Subway line N, R, L, 4,5, New York
City,
N
y
,
>
Devfls
°/$s
toWalk Duke,
Recycle iffg*
Moving
drive to
RTP,
stay & play
or
Out?
DUKE
Don’t Throw It Out!
H~...Thjc4 c IfI
Poiff
«»«#
iNS#*
212.420.097
MANOR
Help Duke Recycles assist the members of the Durham Community.
We will have trailers
following locations
on
campus
at
conveniently placed
APARTMENTS
the
beginning April 28 for the Visit Us:
collection of donated items:
www.apts.com/dukemanor
Contact Us:
WEST
•
•
EAST:
•
Kilgo parking Edens Quad
CENTRAL:
•
trash
compactor
311
Parking
Crowell Hall & The Ark to the east
area
of the
pool and south
of the 218 Alexander computer cluster
Minutes
to
Laundry
facilities
Four ACCEPTABLE MATERIALS:
personal/household items
are
Any non-perishable food items,
acceptable
-
Two
your other trash in
The trailers will be between Monday, your items to the
open
April
an
appropriate
Sand
University
courts
sparkling swimming pools
Wednesday, May
designated drop-off sites, please
day
14. As you
secure
volleyball
Fitness
manner.
from 9:00 AM until 7:00 PM every 28 and
tennis
Duke
bookbags/backpacks,
clothing, furniture, small housewares. Loft wood is welcomed! Please dispose of
Street
383-6683
area near
Campus Gym
Between
LaSalle
Edens Drive
Randolph/Blackwell parking East
•
-
area near
dukemanor@triangle-apt.com
center
Fantastic
bring
Academic
them inside
&
sauna
clubhouse lease
terms
the trailers.
1 The donateditems will be distributed to those in need banks and other local charitable
or
2 bedroom units from $492-$679*
through the food
organizations. Questions? Call
us
at
660-1448.
Triangle
I=l
Communities -The Recycle Devil thanks you-
The Apaktmeht People/ ManaoimoAoekt
�Subject
to
change
EQUAL HOLISM)
OMOUTUIfITY
PAGE
16
•
dl
A
wn
2003
28,
Are
Announcements
Please
Donorll! We sional
being
are
GRADUATION dream
ISSUE DEADLINE Submit ment
your for
the
Graduation 9.
May
Class
Issue.
Deadline:
of
2003
Published: 1.
May
Call or
919-684-3811
advertising
compensate
agency to
our
all
please
(919)682-3690.
www.westvillageapts.com.
mitment 8608
Lots
Only
Jon
chance to be in
Don’t miss your 2003-2004
Devil’s
The Chronicle’s
and
submit to be
more
the a
You
renewal
or
published. 101 W
3811. Available only
call
SUBLET.
684-
to Duke stu-
dent organizations.
service
teer
FT
WITH and
child
care
20-25
6-13
and
older.
to
love,
Work
with
and
volun-
guide,
super-
10
children/wk.
Must be
eight-
Experience preferred.
if
Postdoctoral in
babysitter
for three year old
with
and
work
Project
Details
Wanted
or
grad
-Great
Guaranteed
describing
year before
med school
school? Consider
associate
Brain
Pay.
a
in
and
Imaging
job
a
research
Center. Associates
emphasis
degradation.
Duke
internet
flexible
relatively
(DA
ENGLISH OVERSEAS:
tires,
the
on
at
post-tran-
with
RNA
messenger
on
is
area
control,
scriptional
permit.
molecular biolo-
biochemistry laboratory
DUMC.
environ-
available
position
nucleic acids
a
gy and
June
potential to
schedules nice
pay,
POTENTIAL?
Biochemistry
hours. 225.6299.
Waiting
$$
staff
for nine weeks.
at
for
the
three
brief
contact
references,
current
including
faculty
CV,
and
summary,
information
as
Send
Steege).
research
Jobs
old
yrs.
looking
individu-
reflect
hope.
counsel
fun
hours/week.
through August
$l,OOO.
new
and
support
vise,
flexible
auto-
122k miles,
brand
records,
children
environ-
children
help
charity,
een or
needed to
call
ADVENTURE! TEACH VOLVO ‘94-940 Wagon.
work
relatively
to
faith,
permit.
camp is
Beauty” day
camp
“Reflecting
energetic, fun-loving
als
June
potential to
hours. 225.6299.
an
SUMMER
PLACE
3-bedroom,
den/study,
spacious-perfect Available blocks
Walk
Only
West
Bradley
at
Campus
negotiable. 423-2787
(919)
mmb6@duke.edu.
929
Morreene Rd.
FREE
Seminar:
After school sixth
month
of
home.
Math/Reading tutor
and
May
and
Competitive
June
at
our
for
the
on-line
FREE
University
Information
13 @
May
or
Comfort
7pm,
3508 Mt Moriah
Rd.
1-888-270-2941
or
BIAC our
to
mentor,
steege@biochem.duke.edu.
Analysis
in Research
sis
extension
next
pay.
school
year.
660-2649,
271-
from
research,
in
our
must have
a
Preference
at
majors.
of
aspects
data
Research
data
collecting
analy-
the
or
ogy,
tration to work nician
given or
computer
psychology, Please
Sims at
and
engineers,
in
to
contact:
for
Dr.
(919)681-1686
an
nucleic
a
biology
biol-
or
on
Please
ershela.sims@duke.edu.
a
acids
future.
steege®
or
as
graduatbiol-
concen-
research
tech-
independent project and
laboratory.
the
a
chemistry,
biochemistry
4-year college degree. to
for
position
Duke senior in
ing
laboratory. Applicants
is
programmers
Ershela
all
scanners to
neuroscience,
globaltesol.com.
in
participate
the MR
on
ogy
Possible
summer
Inn
for
students needed for the
grade
or
correspondence.
Infopack.
two
Campus,
and
Price
Apartments!
Call Matt or
Duke
parties.
summer
Apartments
by
in-class
days
(Durham May 14-18)
furnished,
May-August,
from
Belmont
for
skylights,
fully
sunroom,
TESOL Certified in 5
3-bathroom,
washer/dryer,
kitchen,
Bldg.
Probe
miles. For
120,000
nice
and
for
positions.
CD. $6,600. Call 919-387-2086.
Forms
Union
information,
new
PARTNER’S
Please
condition. 667-1543
Good
guide
Triangle.
Ford
with
schedules
pay,
Good
location/great
deal! Call Yvette 604-5787.
available at For
Blue
matic
Good
ment,
God’s
babysitter
hours/week.
if
continue
Help
$475/month
includes utilities. Great
continue
ment,
Burgundy
One Bedroom
8/1.
Available
Apt
1,
Mayl- Aug
15 hrs/wk.
080. 382-9696.
Attn Grad Students.
20-25
fun
for three year old
through August
Responsible
1
STUDENT GROUPS GET FREE PUBLICITY
child
care
Church
Two
Camp.
LOOKING FOR A GREAT SUM-
Maria at 489-0081.
or
www.bobschmitzproperties.com 1993
needed to
928-
pay.
3000
owner, maintenance records,
and
Responsible
counselor
POTENTIAL?
Methodist
Day
Call 291-6067.
needed,
afternoons,
sun
miles,
100K
tires,
new
a
$375. 416-0393.
Starting at
door,
alarm, power locks,
near
roof,
amenities.
of
4
Gray,
190.
WITH
MER JOB
Summer
A GREAT SUM-
(before Bpm).
Babysitter
and houses
apartments
few left!
listing
com-
LOOKING FOR
MER JOB
For Rent
automatic, 1 -3 BR
must
1 year
Good
THIS SUMMER?
campus.
to Duke
At least
desired.
STAYING IN TOWN
Autos For Sale
@ chronicle.duke.edu
1987 Mercedes
Advocate,
refer-
www.conceptualoptions.com.
Apts.
the
preferred.
dog-lover,
must.
with
English speaking,
Non-smoking, ences a
in
month old
student
experience
previous
for
for 3 for
job
classes.
evening
866-LAW-4Fam
parties.
Great
contact
anonymity
ensure
Care
September. infant.
For
$6,000.00.
information
further
will
from
nanny.
Start
35hrs/wk.
Approximately
Rentals
Summer
Campus.
Available.
kind-
your
participation we
you
East our
2 blocks
Lofts,
Downtown
serve
complete
For
family.
a
ness, time and
advertise-
display
for
to
woman
and egg donor
as an
seek kind,
United
Orange
JOB
BREAK? Warm,
responsible, live-out
flexible,
WEST VILLAGE APTS
African
an
GREAT
A
SUMMER
lovingChapel Hill couple
Egg
an
loving, profes-
a
couple seeking
American/Biracial
AFTER
woman?
consider
FOR
LOOKING
African
an
you
American/Biraclal
The Chronicle
Bi
molecular
Great
Send
training
resume
to
biochem.duke.edu.
include
major,
science
and GPA.
courses,
BARTENDERS
3674.
NEEDED
NORTHCATE Duke
BARBER
Park,
3BR/IBA,
W/D connections, wood
sqft,
Duke.
near
floors,
duplex,
nice
1200-
non-smoking.
$715/month. 220-7665.
Mother’s
and
Park.
time/full-time
Service
seeking child
summer
School. Call
girls.
2 year and 7 month old hour. Non-smoker
with
part-
care
Raleigh’s
priority.
fun!
$7 per
Make
Live
ends
W
tuition
money!
soon.
Meet
Off-Campus
With
Frier ids!
top
Bartending
half-price
Offer
Job
is
for information
now
our
special.
for
Earn
hour.
per
assistance
placement
919-682-2856.
family
Hill
needed!!!
dollars
about
Chapel
Full
15-30
Non-smok-
11 months.
References.
ing.
Bartenders
for
more
Durham-Trinity
babysitting. 3years
SHOP
$7/ hour,
hours/week,
10/flex
Part-time.
helper.
people!
wm t
'll
Have
m
US ■;
*
i
B
919-676-0774. www.cocktailmix-
child-
prior
er.com.
experience
care
Style Shop
Please
and
send
references.
pageflem-
to
ing@hotmail.com.
Mon.-Fri. 8-5:30 Interested Part-time
Sat. 8-5:00
Hair Design
ed for
girl
going
easy
and
Care
and
$lO
Pop for
Tuesday
care
1 QP/o r
Discount
son
ble,
for 2 wonderful little
needs to
F.
In
the Domino's Pizza
girls
Durham
must.
a
M-
Good
Need pay
Fax
and
Act NOW!
jobs
Only
needed
1
Parkwood manager
fun
Manager
phone
references
FEW left!!!
history.
hour.
per Reid
Pay
at
708
Parker,
Pay
to
call
or
5 BRs:
Eaton
Lynn
409
Gregson, $3000/mo.
822 Clarendon,
notes.duke.edu).
Swim Club for in
based Hunter
charge on
of
at
a
6 BRs:
staff of 8.
Duke, $2475/mo.
405 Gattis, S2750/mo.
Please
361-0611
805 Onslow, S4350/mo.
or
All houses include: all
distance to
appliances,
SALE
with-in
walking/biking
campus, large yards (some fenced), security hardwood floors, central air and heat. Bob Schmitz
BOX
$3150/mo.
$1925/mo.
summer.
experience.
Credie
1109 N.
seeking pool
2003
email at credle9credle.net.
(919)286-0530.
5199s199
SI 350/mo.
832 Wilkerson, $2200/mo.
Contact
660-5833
or
4 BRs:
on
starts
917 Lancaster,
year
and
focused
center
(lynn.eaton @
a
with varied duties
j.reid@duke.edu
needed.
to work with. Please
(919)620-6666.
Building
40 hrs
experience
commitment.
people
to
$7.50
Jacqueline
and
drive
to
library
at
ages
children
Approximately
Previous
References
S minute walk from East Campus,
love
students
positions
advertising
to
caring, responsi-
willing
and
Bahama.
682-0207
be
organized,
animals
•
Nanny
6.5 month/8 month ASAP. This per-
Duke
1209AW. Main St.
llve-out
got the
you! Dependable, self-starting,
for two in
for
we
Call
Melissa 967-7711.
Looking
Advertising
Culture? Have
detail-oriented
hour.
per
in
need-
care
9 and 10 year old
boy. Monday
7am-spm. Total Hair & Nail
child
summer
1222 Broad St.
systems,
Properties
Apt.
A
• 416-0393
www.BobSchmitzProperties.com e-mail: schmitz4S6@earthlink.net
oving-out time coming up fast? >o
S
it!
I
much stuff to fit in your car?
FedEx /
UPS US Postal Service Boxes
s
A-I
.STOP
of all sizes!
L SHOPPE Boxes availableApril 24
Pine Pick
Our
Up
Prices
Service
Are Lower
Available
•
•
Ridge Apartments
Close to Streets at
Southpoint
15 minutes from Duke
1,2, and 3 bedroom apartment homes available
Undergraduates welcome
-
<
62
Ninth St. (across from
Open
9:30 to
Open 9 to 4
George's)
6, Monday-Friday on
Saturdays
in
•
•
416-1355
Rent starts at $520 J
Call for pick-up!
May for students!
ve^
sP
484-1000
Pine Ridge
our
eC,a,s!
The Chronicle
MOVIE
Ernfrv 6*
April
28,
2003
•
PAGE 17
EXTRAS/
MODELS NEEDED Earn
$l5O-$6OO/day. available.
jobs
Hundreds
Local
Call
Experience Necessary!
of No
casting.
1-888-
Two
ity Summer research ed for cell
data
assistant
biology
duties
port
lab;
med
in
imaging,
fireplace,
room,
deck. 5
70,
house,
hardwood
refrigerator, large
1.8 wooded miles west
carports,
acres
off
util-
large
highway
of Durham.
382-
8012.
spec-
essential.
biology, chemistry
bio-
or
engineering preferred. Salary
$B-$lO/hr with ic year
for academ-
options
employment and independ-
ent research. or
sup-
media prep,
including
processing,
need-
perform
trophotometry. Reliability Major
bedroom
floors, stove,
820-0164x1120.
x6508 for
Call 286-0411,
information,
x6648
FISH TANK FOR SALE
email:
or
30
alefurgey@cellbio.duke.edu.
stand and accessories.
gal tank,
$95
080.
Call
599-3885,
mdc3@duke.edu.
Houses
For Rent
For
Sale:
Wooden
with 4 chairs, years old, Gattis
405
6/1/03.
BR.
house
Huge
son.
6
-
Available
$2500/$416.67
amenities.
per
with
Very cheap!
per-
lots
of
extra 3
old,
Trail.
Duke. Private 3
by
2000acre
sits
bluff
on
Minutes
Sofa,
Sleeper
from
ed,
Forest.
Roommate Wanted
i
Contact:
493-3931 email
rwhawkinsdvm@nc.rr.com.
25
male teacher
year-old
roommate. Oaks
2
Bedroom
Durham.
$4OO/month plus Onslow
6/1/03. for
BR.
$3850. Right
East
and
6
-
Campus.
I
NHC
or
805
includ-
$175, cj9@duke.edu.
New
overlooks
$l2OO/month.
condition,
bedding
fireplace. Family
2 bath,
room
excellent
green,
House
overlooking
Hope Creek.Ranchstylehouse.2 bedroom,
919-382-0162
surrounded
acres
Duke
excellent condition,
$250;
cab6@duke.edu.
beige/light Shakori
3
with
416-0393.
www.bobschmitzproperties.com
4900
table
$350; Washer/Dryer
capacity,
years
kitchen
excellent condition,
Available
seeking
condo
No
5
smoking
utilities. Call
Dan
Sfcap s
&
\j
403-7452.
Gowns
next to wall
All
amenities
beautiful!
416-0393.
www.bobschmitzproperties.com
Caring room,
Now
male/female to share 3bed1/2
2
house with 2
bath.
1400sqft
professional
available
town-
females.
$4OO includes all. 919-244-6612. 917
Lancaster
6/1/03.
cheap!
$340
5
-
per
Beautiful
available
BR,
person
house
very
-
with
ROOMMATE WANTED
tons
of amenities. 416-0393. www.bob-
4
schmitzproperties.com
male
female
undergrads
female
or
bedroom house,
BIG
Reserve
friends for
your
A
JUST
HOUSES.
LEFT!
one
for
Campus. and
you
the 03-04
4-6 BR. Best Prices
year!
416-0393.
FEW
school
Contact
need
roommates 2
Must be
blocks
Textbook Store Level
1-2
for
5
off East
responsible,
mjmll@duke.edu if
April 28th
fun.
inter-
in Town!
www.bobschmitzprop-
Monday
erties.com
Services Duke
Offered
Saturday
-
historic
Park,
duplex. Large woods,
May 10th
-
ested.
3BR/IBA/3FP, hard-
alarm,
W/D
9am
connection.
-
4:3opm
3mi Duke. $825/month. 220-7665.
MIRACLE MOVERS Erwin
Village,
appliances. Hill
to East
2 bath,
Chapel
$lOOO/month. 929-5206.
High.
Spacious house
3 bedrooms,
Close
3
bedroom,
minutes
from
2
Local/Long distance,
residen-
tial/commercial
moving.
Reasonable rates,
licensed &
insured.
Climate
controlled
storage
available.
Pricinq Information:
bath Duke.
10%
stu-
8.A., 8.5., B.S.E.
dent discount. Call 544-9556.
Walking/biking
trails.
Call
Rob
at
406-6809.
Cap, Gown,
Hood
Hood ONLY
Cap
$9
ONLY
Master’s & Doctor’s
Cap, Gown, Cap
Hood
$42 $2l
& Gown
$2l
Hood ONLY pp‘ Hidden,
Walt
Walt
Winfrey, Jeff
Cap
Bowen
$9
ONLY
Winfrey
University. WHERE
REAL
DUKE
FANS
Upper tevel, Bryan
Shop with
us
24/7
Monday
via
our
online
catalog
Friday: B:3oam 7:oopm -
-
Center at •
SHOP
•
684-2344
www.shopdukes
Saturday: B;3oam
tores,duke.edu -
s:oopm
Personal Checks VISA, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, FLEX, IRls, Cash,
Department of Duke University
Stores
*
18
PAGE
•
for
Ready
not
MIRACLE MOVERS
moving.
tial/commerclal Reasonable insured.
licensed
rates,
&
Call
available.
10%
stu-
We
appointment.
including
a
lock
919/469-2820
think of
you
are
Habitat
fill
coming
it if it is still in Old
your
good
Fully
insured
combined Team
and
our
Student’s
Storage.
and over
experience.
Logistics.
van
MYRTLE BEACH
website
Ocean
to fill
for female
Top Call
apartment
Place
for
years
Find out
why
College
for Summer
new,
furnished,
one
dining
lights,
water
Rd,
Morreene pus,
or
Partner’s
Belmont,
Brand
Drive
students at
Party
Book your
for
Garland
the
Spanish
room
14
It can
Included.
close to
Campus
negotiable.
sky-
room,
now!
1 -800-438-
trentals.com.
Call
cam-
Walk.
Mexlco/Caribbean
trip!
Period
16
Greek
letter
17
Maine
school
helps
feral felon?
21
Nucl.
blast
22
Start of cone
23
Sun
24
The Chronicle
only
Europe $lB9
27 one
tions.
Book
www.alrtech.com
Emily
Fraternity
funds
spent? 31 32
Didn't walk
34
Rodent
7000.
Deadlines
has
year
line
teamlogistlcs@attbi.com.
Advertising
each
(212)-219-
on
or
effect
preceder
$250
Other world wide destina-
way!
about
15
151
round
be
nothing
Week!
Galleon!
www.myrtlebeachstuden-
9590
collection
welcomes
Resort
Graduation
613-0092. esw2@duke.edu email
Tool
13
washer/dryer,
sunroom,
Price
888-266-8326
In
May-August.
serv-
Delivery. 50
room
Period
10
Travel/Vacatlon
Road,
SUMMER SUBLET
LLC is The
Choice
choice 7
condition.
Hill
Chapel
unit
Commuter’s
to
unit. Call
Unbeatable
Pick-Up
4
We
help
or
bedroom in 3 bedroom, 3 bath-
Free
Call
286-4803.
room
Pressure
$550/month.
May-20 August.
GRADUATION WEEK
the
SUMMER STORAGE
ice.
W/D.
going
or
Hand-Me-Ups.
your
up
Looking
price.
ACROSS
air,
Durham. 919-403-8668.
at www.ldselfstorage.com.
The lowest
Central
free. Call for
bring
visit
all amenities, all
included.
utilities
moving supplies,
for
or
Furnished,
302-
cable, Whether
L&D SELF STORAGE
to you. 20% off all
Joe
two
1
3215
an
or
in
bedroom
Blvd. 302-6655
Becky
empty
absolutely
One
Angeles
35
Italian
36
Branch
number
dry
38
Not
40
Best Western
competitor schl
42
Bloomington
44
Start of can or
Ferguson’s
80
Affirmative
opponent
81
Channel
Three
82
Kennedy
in man
46
Congratulate with
an
the Class of 2003
advertisment in
The Chronicle's Graduation Issue
Former
Harvard
president 47
Beatrix
50
Farewell
52
Peasant
or
67
men
a
Pussycat's partner
69
Scrap
Harry
70
Seamstress made
Ingrid
Shakespeare
costumes?
Delay
55
Regret
56
Upper
58
T-shirt sizes
60
Mineral
61
Discord's
or
Dad?
con-
clusion
Enemy Noah
28
Sensory
29
The
archaically
or
Florida isle
33
DOWN
37
However
39
Twitch
had
Religious garb
one
Fleas
alternative
hurl
thun-
41
Wins 61
Friendly ghost
47
Not
DDS
48
at things?
org.
Lowe
and Zombie on
sign by
49 51
Monday, April
28
The Chronicle The
Independent Daily
at Duke
University
PO Box 90858 684-3811
go
poker? name
post Town
Louis
XIV,
e.g.
The Matterhorn
or
Mont Blanc 53
They
54
No vote
parts
57
sharp pain?
59
be
can
porterhouse?
62
Not his
63
or hers
Work with
lace
65
Australian
bird
68
Forewords
Stepped
70
Water in
71
Nice
Single Sound
on the
soap of
I
...
Illegal
72
or fortune
Elba
saw
Drive
Home for
Porky
Grief Food side
to the
buy
out-
Loop
73
Bambi's
Axe Murderer
74
Doctor
Observed
75
Firmament
an
bubble?
disgust
turn from
Flowers
justifies
the means
Married
black
brakes
pilfers
Kind of weather
101 W Union Bldg
at
Coordinating con-
It never
shots
Across, by
junctions
Poet
org.
J.J.
Scrub
45
derbolts
cause
Deadline
Where
43
Word
9
Anti-narcotics
30
Soda can
Friday, May
organ
earth,
Williams
Coffee
Hanks
Descartes'
bath
here
Redick's
Derek
on IM
reply
31,
Perkins
Published
Matt Atwood
The Chronicle
bedroom/one bath house off Club
etc.
bathrooms,
4402.
can
van
refrigerators,
ovens,
cabinets,
By
All About Anagrams
WALK TO DUKE
Available 15
dent discount. Call 544-9556.
Moving
etc.
cleaning?
to
SUMMER SUBLET
After
controlled
Climate
storage
clean
resldeninside
Move?
Big
forward
looking
We'll
distance,
the
loading, unloading,
packing,
Local/Long
The Chronicle
■wn Bi
2003
April 28,
mother
of rap
The Chronicle
il
ARTVIS 53
30
day, April pm
ECON 181
PAGE
Check
History
Ecology
&
Society
CLST 180 Love & Loss:
.00
•
Drawing
CLST 53Greek 810 43D
28, 2003
ECON 188 Industrial
Elegy
out
Finance
Corporate
Organization
these
EDUC 100 Foundationsof Education EDUC 118 Educational
Psychology
GERMAN 11st Year German
Language
great
& Culture
GERMAN 14 Intensive First Year German
to
come
GREEK 14 Intensive HISTORY 106S The
Elementary Experience
classes.
Greek of
Emancipation
LATIN 63 IntermediateLatin
Perkins Lobby
*BO
LIT 161 3rd World/or Postcolonial Lit. & Culture MUSIC 170S
Experimental
&
Underground
Music
PHYSEDU 110 Diet & Nutrition PHYSEDU 150 Health/Fitness/Wellness PHYSEDU 174
for
Marketing College
Cookies, Coffee
POLSCII99D
Military
PSYI23 Intro
to
PSYI7OOS
Psychology
OTHER TREATS
& Human
to
Sexuality
History
Everyday
the Friends of the Duke
great
TERM
University Libraries
Life
of Sexualities
Sexuality
CULANTH 135 American Culture: more
available!
Performance
WOMENS! 164S Race, Gender &
& many, many
still
Memory
WOMENST 90 Gender & WOMENSTISOS
Sponsored by
Space
Intervention
Human
THEATRST 99S Intro
AND
Athletics
PHYSEDU 180 Performance Enhancement
Myths
& Values
courses!
1:
15
May
-
June
26
.DukeAlumni.com After you
graduate, stay
connected to your
Duke friends at www.DukeAlumni.com. Follow the links for Duke
Magazine
up-to-date
info
on
merchandise,
Duke ,
Duke
Alumni Club
and all the
Websites for these
Friends
Greek
spread
out around the
i
Websites offer these
roups:
Alums
Or,
Working
create your
features:
Privacy: they
Major;
in the Same
Ease of
Industry;
Access
personal homepage\
Create If you would like to start
a new
site in
our
a
you
to
access
Forwarding
these services:
lalumni.duk
email address
capabilities;
site administrators allow
want to
allows
A Lifetime
participants On-line discussion and chat
Academic
Duke Alumni.com
Automatic email list-serv for registered
globe;
Organizations; an
the
Duke Alumni.com
Living Groups;
Alums of
by
Alumni Association.
Organizations:
Student
and local events,
services offered
exciting
DukeAiumni.com hosts
presidents
only
who
happening
directory of
email addresses
Web sites for Alumni Clubs in your home
continuity; anywhere
with the
use
of your
Links to information about Duke,
web browser
Duke
Password protection
Alumni Association programs
Site for Your
community
or
create
your
around
the world New
participate
from
Calendar of Duke events
own
Group
Magazine,
Duke
including
Merchandise,
for FREE;
Personal Homepage, just click the “Create
a
Site
link in the
city
menu
and other
1
The Chronicle PAGE 20
2003
April 28,
•
the ‘Other America’
suffering of
The
America, the richest nation in the world, chooses America is the most industrialized nation in the
world,
making
wealth.
Here
American
Duke,
at
cally meal
plans
environment
the world. We
are
in
in
us
the fortunate
are
of American
daughters
and capitalism. But Duke’s
centration of wealth
of
is
microcosm
a
tal crimes.
■RHKIHh
by
the
Mokari Team
and
alcoholism the fact
ignores
tics of the cause
poor
of their
neighbors.
and
basic
healthcare,
services
that
true
a
basic
and
show
In
richest
that a
fix
Americans. It cannot—we
increased
family’s
in
country
the
its
problems
is not
a
the
socio-
with
world
citizens,
we
matter of whether
the
have cho-
this
plaguing
class
we
How
alarming.
that
ignore
can
our
over
that
proved third
lacked
a
proper
defense
fyingly obvious
defense
legal
America’s
agenda
it is
yet
the
considering
crises
if
prime
we
careful.
for
revenue
have chosen
North Carolina is
of
Instead
example.
the
discussing
tax
loopholes)
In
the
fact,
that is
budget plan
the
recently surprised
proper
when
care
sick.
to learn that out of the
horrible. close cle
a
Public
Just
recently,
has in
schools
been
is
one
equally
Oregon
had
of as
to
month early from lack of funding. That deba-
emphasizes
lions of public
(like
schooling
was
developed
Western nations, America’s life expectancy the lowest.
I
the
already
existing
school students in American ghettos
in Durham) and rural “islands of poverty”
j
mil-
problem
A,
4015
(like
our
schools
funding),
($2.35
cuts to
cuts
gram), parents
cuts
which
cut
($3.9
to
Along the
same
that
programs
million cut
the N.C.
poor
one
I’m
people
needs
Bush
to be reduced
chil-
Iraq
has
weapons
wasted
our
do
proof
no
of
on
money
at
once,
the need for
how the
bombs
the I
destruction,
mass
education
he could. The tax cut needs
so
war
existence
wish
over
books and drugs that Americans
children.
and
everything
And considering
yielded of
and actually pursue
further, considering
even
domestic reform.
pro-
spending
emergency
coverage
cannot
promised
once
an
governments
healthcare
But
if he
provide
to
to state
Wall Street.
on
we
much
the problems
Amir Mokari is
of
a
Trinity sophomore.
in 55&T Plaza
ir*
niHJty
A
Durham, NC
nagement
419-0907 U An
D
Interdisciplinary at
Duke
E
s
Certificate Program
University
New Elective Course Fall 2003
c°° MMS
170, Marketing
TuTh,
3:50
The
course
5:05 p.m.
-
Instructor:
Martha
is
Reeves, Visiting
designed
to
give
communication have A
cable T. V.
-
on to treat
myriad
Topics •
•
•
•
for this
The
course
marketing
of these
to consumers,
manager. The
communications from the
marketing
course
will
analyze
business
-
for
how
to
the
changes
customers
Internet,
and the
business and from
treatment
changes
consumers
it
back
brings to
business
include:
sociological theory
of
consumer
preferences
decision-making
The effect of the information economy issues in contemporary
on
marketing
and behavior
and the
impact
of
risk-preferences
communications communcications such
as
advertising appeals,
corporate brand management, internet marketing and media selection
customers
then satellite and
impact,
marketing
of the
technology of
and the ways
of their to
perspective
in the
example, newsprint, film, radio, television,
communications mix. After brief
technologies;
Rational choice theories of
Topical
of
understanding
the way in which businesses communicate with
changed
newest
from business
an
marketing
of communication channels
have altered the
the
Assistant Professor
students
social scientist and the corporate
respond.
<r
„
Communications
the
course
of
needed
direly need.
ts
University Drive
W
in
hadn’t
lines, the George W. Bush admin-
has avoided and ignored
in
the
even
allow poor
poor
in
for”
reform.
Choice program
100,000
that
troops and
our
mentality that has infected CEOs and plagued
about the
care
universal
cuts to
to child-care sub-
Health
to
our
sad
are
unpatriot-
sort
package
the
legisla-
as
huge
school breakfast
our
provides healthcare
istration
for
programs
to
child-care
to work
and
sidy)
to
“family friendly”
It’s
shareholders and financial markets
million cut to teachers’ assistant
feeding
($2.7 million
dren
critics as
same
don’t
Bush
emerging from
tors would have you believe. It proposes
as
political agenda
their
supports
a
Republican
working
the weak back of America’s poor.
on
N.C. state house is not
receive
leg-
put the brunt of the burden
to
the
“a corporate President” get away with the of “I
(e.g..
our
and
the
as
provides
another cuts veteran benefits (no joke). We cannot let
a
to
ways
government
state
breath Bush praises
budget
state
two years 2 million Americans lacked health insur-
cannot
domestic as
horrify-
even
Iraq
shield to
ic.
across-the-board
not
are
in
war
are
of
conser-
become
obvious
ingly
unpatriotic.
as
policymaking.
“compassionate
And it won’t get any bet-
taxes, eliminating corporate
where children
the
to
getting
inconsistencies
denounced
or
midst
shield
of
medieval
with this
autocratic
legislatures.
state
increase
the past
a
their critics
as
denounced
addressed in Washington and
war
And
Bush is
his way to
on
foster
distraction
in Iraq,
war
well
for
adoption.
the
vatism”
properly
rarely
with
Republican domestic political
to
seems
poor
necessity,
a
and
away
the
as
even
Iraq provides
in
education and prop-
care,
care
The health-
jobs,
support
become horri-
conservatism”
ate
a
inmates
Getting
like
nearly
assistance
child-care
the
Raleigh
with
cuts to medical
and
of “compassion-
their trial.
during
er
policy making.The
inconsistencies
its
of
autocratic
child
coupled
for children and cuts
care
to
Sense in
ting away
no
massive cuts to children’s
get-
with this medieval
ance? This includes entire
families,
to
the
by
row
Foundation
islators
can we
his way
on
is
nutrition,
of
just won’t.
The suffering of the “Other America” in is
it
death
ter
provide for all
to
not to
sen
necessary
of life? Isn’t
standing?
the
capacity
our
deserve
not
other
quality
studies
economic
Americans,
healthcare and education improve economic
how these citi-
Should they
education
sustain
to
still
are
Bush is well
these
tackle
nominally behind”
of
study
a
Common
not the
leave that for yet another
citizens
peers
our
prejudice
symptom and
often the
are
poverty. Regardless of
these
column),
This
stupidity.
us
lazi-
that the ostentatious characteris-
landed in poverty (I
zens
home. Most of
its
America” and simply blame
avoid the “Other ness,
the brutal reality
Campus
America” has
of the “Other
city, where only
poverty-stricken
ten feet off East
a mere
only
yet
of
state
North Carolina
predicament. a
home
our
its
Duke lives in
education,
is
Even
problem.
same
in
poverty. Scheme
among
and
issues. His “leave
handful
are
social reforms, including those related to healthcare
is
non-capi-
a
mas-
policy. Administrators deceptively promise
the best
defendants do not get poor
Mississippi
(Bush
cuts that benefit the richest Americans
sive tax
of states that suffer from
Amir
con-
actually
for
the poor. Bush has
including Bechtel and Halliburton) and
cronies
for
Mississippi
in
county
state because
opted for socialism for for
free-enterprise
decided that subsidies to American companies
provide
justice
assembly-line
a
to
the funding
citizens
own
and instead
lower class
the rich and
has stumbled into crisis.
lacks
defendants;
the
is, insuf-
infallible
seemingly
the
than
more
service
legal
America’s
of
anything
suing the
sons
is matched
Even
facilities.
able
its
problems facing
old books and miser-
bad teachers,
American justice system
indigent
gM
fIBIPp
democ-
racy
Durham’s concentration
Ibm,
a
to deal with—that
Appalachia) continue
for
and
America
in
ficient funding,
Mississippi currently
the
of
one
and
This
of
simple
fortified
We
schools
wealthiest
benefits
closed-in aesthetic
have
bubble.
world’s
the
gothic walls, technologi-
classrooms,
and
of
the
see
we
Our
capitalism.
advanced
wealth
nearly
up
third
a
not to fix
goes
communication
The Chronicle
g.
28, 2003
iril
PAGE 21
•
The road ahead? 2005
A
-
radiological “dirty bomb”
central Paris, killing 4,500
forcing
There is
ists
claim of
no
that
cluding
evacuation of much of the
long-term
a
French
the
respond
with
it
chooses
nuclear
a
French forces invade
After
-
2030
Gaza,
well
as
but
Libya and top-
backed cratic
Molchanov
and
between Israel within
and
Israel
the Palestinians and
Reluctantly,
two years.
United
to
States
threatens
begins
high-level
cut
to
be
after
only
off
signed
with
negotiations
the
aid,
military
the
Palestinian Authority. 2010 and
The
-
ment. Its
lature is
to
2018
China coup
ally
with Israel.
peace settlement.
abruptly
Beijing. After
declaring
the first
Taiwan
are
by unilater-
the
Chinese
navy
the island’s major cities.
on
since
military-backed
responds
independence,
time
defense forces
between Taiwan and a
the
1945, in
deployed
self-
Japanese
combat
a
and,
zone
along
with U.S.
troops, engage the Chinese. A full-
scale
invasion
of
forces,
and
accepting
a
world’s
recognized
countries,
is
thwarted
less
than
and it takes years
shattered economy. After the
a
war,
half
of the
to rebuild its
popular upris-
suppressed by
is
ing against the Communist Party
after
Taiwan’s inde-
proposal.
by
allied
by
withdraws
reluctantly
UN cease-fire
is
pendence
Taiwan
China
2026
the establish-
A referendum authorizes
-
the
European to
organization
the
tains their nominal
compliance
with
authorities
in
armed forces
successor
Union. All 23
European
mem-
which main-
proposal,
independence but requires full made
decisions
Brussels.
are
the
Federation,
bers of the EU endorse the
the
by
One-half of all
federal national of the
put under the direct control
>
who no matter you
or
what
shape you're the
enjoy
can
you
benefits of yoga.
TRULY IS FOR
your strength
FVFRY
and
Europe’s only
and California. Russia
fifty-third
U.S.
Congress
launching
massive
a
orders the
strike.
retaliatory North’s
The
Russian
has
flourished since
in 2009. The
research the
the
-
NATO’s
United
current
a
both decide
to
In the
Soviet
New cies
face of loom-
ban the
to
Forces.
and
had
At
of
members
European
Asia—abrogate
with
along
same
former
most
the
European
time, Australia
long rejected
U.S.
the ANZUS treaty,
and
dating
2052
states
in
East
Asia,
seven
other
demo-
the
Pacific
forming
Alliance. 2041
North
a
approves
continental
nizes the central
-
The bankrupt Communist government which
America’s
missile
West
United States ments of
comply strikes
$250
United
Coast,
earlier
capable
issues
and Japan,
a
an
North year,
of
a
reaching
ultimatum to
the
annual pay-
two countries
Korea
in
developed
demanding
billion. If the
within
vows
do not missile
against Tokyo and Los Angeles. The EF offi-
cially proclaims 2042
had
-
its
tional
the
of
the
rejects
groupings, it does
the
uni-
political
as
is rendered is
the world
parliament of the
constitution which
recog-
the supreme
as
government
are
replaced with
six
regional
EF
source
are
assem-
blies. Russia and the U.S. both condemn what they
2053
aggressive
-
With
research
moves
the
on
the part of the unified
inflation-adjusted
at any time in the
a
major
concludes that at the current rate of
study
consumption,
of oil
price
past century,
petroleum
before 2100. In
reserves
the face of looming
AEG and EF both decide to ban
will
run
out
shortages, the
the production
of
automobiles and aircraft with the internal combustion
to
1
in five
effective
engine,
equal
of GDP
percent
development
of cold
fusion,
years. and
is
A
special
allocated
imposed
on
to
tax, the
the few
remaining oil companies.
neutrality.
After urgent consultations with Russia,
States
the
of power for all 30 states. National legislatures
higher than
Korea,
global
Unlike
other two major multina-
The Brussels-based
-
consider
with
accounts
of
divided into three rival trading blocs.
European military.
ties
all
fication. The World Trade
tional cratic
it
percent
not involve
back to 1951. They instead establish close constituand economic
zone.
the western
production.
production
abolished and
poli-
world’s
virtually
Organization
established
the
40
the
Pacific
trade
hemisphere, for
rival
the
as
Including
useless
Zealand—which have in
out
mutual
2035,
republics,
Defense
run
the AEC and EF
NATO had withdrawn from the alliance’s command in
will
to the
free
largest
of automobiles.
the
Western
treaty.
of
Community is
and
Alliance
Canada
States,
much
The American
-
established
the
as
and Russia sign
structure
at
of consumption,
reserves
ing shortages,
gov-
dissolve
defense
rate
2100.
before
UN
council decides
erning
formally
its
County stays
countries in
sovereignty. 2038
study concludes that
petroleum
member voluntarily gave up
2046
EF
to the union is a
and
Economic
state’s
the first time that
of
uninhabitablefor decades.
major
a
industry
new
eliminate
remains
Los Angeles
sanctions
of all
ultimatum.
Most
Pavel Molchanov is
a
Trinity
senior.
OVd mi
are.
in.
many
CHINESE
FEATURING boost
energy
levels and
your
AND
A
VARIETY
OF
CUISINE
ASIAN
SPECIALTIES
connect
mind &
such
spirit.
as:
Vegetarian Pad Thai >
at
the
Yoga Spot
choose from
19
you
Cantonese Roast Duck
Curry Fish
of the Seafood
best teachers
and 24
classes
various
Pan Fried Noodles
Manchurian Chicken event
in
ofyaga, pilates ht meditation.
ered
TALL
I
thick+thin
I
[_ VOLUMES male
+ OLD,
SHORT
+ rcMALCt
+
daily
and
Classes
and weekend
workshops
held frequently
throughout
theyear.
a
the
final toll includes 6 million
time in
at any
the past century,
is the lowest of any state, tourism
U.S.
blockades
navy
casualties,
of oil higher than
per-capita income
removal
inflation-adjusted price
&flexibility.
stress,
body,
With the
island.
its
against
1945, the
three neutron bombs
since
but
offensive
nuclear arsenal. The war’s
demo-
the
killed in
release of nuclear missiles in
while
ports,
satellite-
a
are
forces with the U.S.
joins
forces. For the first time since
enemy
the
in
Japan
by
people
Increase
reduce
your
tv till
of its
Japan
development for
program
nuclear-tipped
loyalist Chinese troops.
ment of
the
intercepted
what
massive
a
organization
following
launches missile strikes For
legis-
in both countries
majority
Reunification talks
-
end
in
vast
a
govern-
act of its
defense treaty
a
approve
U.S.
the maintenance of
forces, and the first
show that
supports the
the
by
constitution forbids
offensive armed
Polls
recognized
Cuba’s
includes
2021,
accession
Republic of Palestine is proclaimed
immediately
by
Cuba’s
final peace agreement
a
by
is
the presi-
by
government
economic
Politics and
Israel’s border with Syria, the UN
Security Council mandates
approved
attack
missile
dent. The statehood plan,
Other Means on
North’s
based defense system, but 2 million
gesture
percent
remains
to become
petition
narrowly
and signed
intermittentclashes
as
eliminates 90
a
a
to
president
Cuba’s
-
is
state
to
West Bank
violence in the
ous
declared
required
nuclear state.
decade of continu-
a
faith, Russia
strategic rocket arsenal but
ple the regime of Colonel Qaddafi 2008
is are
of good
from
strike,
Europe
con-
firm
not
command.
military
nuclear-free zone, and all U.S. forces
leave the continent within two years. As
the
blast,
action. Under intense pressure
allies,
after
central
city.
terror-
takes
government
NATO
but
responsibility,
Libyan-backed
behind
were
is detonated in
people immediately and
Reservations
Accepted for ABC
Parties
of 8
or
more
permits
www.paolimasianbistro.com
PAGE 22
Ai
•
THE
il
The Chronicle
28, 2003
Daily
Crossword
Edited by
Wayne
Robert Williams
THE
Chum
1
Formed
drops
10 Cash-drawer
Shade
8
Jack and
15 Related
father's side
song
Toledo
17
gold
Nifty Tickled
pink
18 Burned by the
examiners'
sun
19 Native
workplaces President with doctrine?
20
Sticky
22
Poured
adhesive
23 Volcanic
Conger catchers
23
boldly
tree
Unpack
16
18 Medical
22
formation
Agatha's
24
mystery train
Railroad workers'
of
27
Thompson "Family"
25
On its last
28
Obligation
26
Powdery
vehicle
29 Continental
32
28
Hill
Box with four
31
Sugar
bishops?
32
Precious
36 Lid
33
37 Useful lead
legs
stuff
27 Bustle
money
By
Jim
New
Page
York,
or
Loos tree stone
Body-shop Scott
By Sheryl
concern
NY
34 Filamentous
Akron,
OH
40
Wealth
42
Stir
43
Eliminator
Permanent
36 Mimic
Arrive
47
Shooter ammo
AWOL's
37 Smooth and
College
49
God of France
Ultimatum
50
Swelled heads
Paragon
35 Make well
38
54 Sherlock's forte
Of all time
58
Gift-tag
words
Meeting:
60
Jewish
mystic
abbr.
Average grade
at
Beverly,
Military bigwigs
Messenger's
39 School grp.
trip Monarch’s
products
41
Grippe
42
Shelled
Gave
stimulus
44 Loud
In
66
In
Begley and
48
manner
67
Pure and
Begley
49
68
short time
to a
virtuous
25
Crosses
Colorado
26
"Nova" network
tribesman
30
Dictionary"
extreme
Charlotte
writer
Highest peak
Intent
the Western
structure
33 Concealed
RPM part
34
50
Saturn's wife
51
52
Contagious outbreaks
2
3 Kravchuk
or
Brezhnev 4 Salted
53
Bond
borealis
meat
Act of self-
Actress
31
events
winding
mortification
Language
PR
More
a
Ardent in the
70
DOWN
Temper
"The Devil's
Music of India
1
Ala
reptiles
threadbare
(out)
69
71
loyal
subject
Espied
Respond
MA
40 Mine
65
testimony
in
glossy
61
a
Robert Williams
15 Duran Duran
on
16 Ramble
a
by Wayne
spouse 14
14 Regret
20
Confront
5
slot
17
Edited
Ajaccio
assent
Skier's ride
Gen. Arnold's
Williams of
One of the
nickname
tennis
Chaplins
Yeats
Rises
"Hallowed be
offering
Tailless
Lavishly showy
amphibian
Barbecue
Staffs
Haul
spit
5
Heronlike bird
6
Black cuckoo
Intentionally
7
Beaver barrier
written
hearth
8
Burgundy
Teacher's
Chelmsford's
summer
favorite
county
so
name..."
Brit's indignant
Hemisphere
comment
Sewing
Highland gals
Behavioral
54 ",
55
Gotta Be
in
aids
31
complexes
Interstate
45 Store passage
distances
46 Schon and
Me"
"Cavalleria
Building
Rusticana"
34 Brit's radio
extensions
woman
35
56 Penetrates
24
Delighted
Bobbsey twin
57 Pioneered
26
Undertakings
NYC winter hrs
58
28 Resourceful
38
29
Stopover
Goddess of the
Of the
In
Hefti 47 Secret
a more
wretched
state
rendezvous
37 Consoler
49
Reveal secrets
Now
41
Burned
DOWN
planet
43
Curt
1
Doctrine
With sincere
44 Onion-flavored
2
Tiptop grade
intent
eighth
Spanker
or
spinnaker available,
collection favorite crossword
of
a
your
Sunday puzzles
in
seasoning
To
request
visit
us
at
your
storage unit,
I^Store SELF
:
if you store It
3822
STORA*
v-
it
anywhere else, you*)
S. Alston Ave.
Durham, NC
call now,
or
http://www.the-storeroom.com
■
4
Crossword
ACROSS
ACROSS 1
Daily
27713
The Chronicle iril
28,
2003
•
PAGE 23
moving? We have boxes...
ind
lots of ‘em
LetPenske
Truck Rental Take
You Where You Want To Go.
Boxes from Durham Box
ond now
Collegeboxes available for
Company 10 ft. Vans
1-2
Rooms
Truck Renta!
are
only
•
Low Rates
•
Free Unlimited
15 ft. Vans
2-3
$1 We also
carry
&$3
packaging
tape and
on
One-Way
Rooms •
95
Mileage
Rentals AC and Automatic Transmission
•
New, Clean, Top-Maintained Models
•
24-Hour
7 •
20 ft. Vans
4-5
Rooms
Days
Emergency
Road
Service,
Week
a
Full Line of
Including:
Moving Accessories,
Tow
Equipment,
Hand
Truck, Pads, Cartons
bubblewrap.
Boxes &
Packing Supplies Available 10% DISCOUNT
25 ft. Vans
6-8
Rooms
WITH STUDENT ID.
The
One-Way
UNIVERSITY WHERE
REAL
DUKE
FANS
1-800-222-0277
[ft
SHOP
Reservations:
OR Departments ofDuke University Stores
visit
us
at Penske.com
*
rKMvKi
Looking
for
Look
further than local Alumni club! Current your
no
and recent
something
graduates
“Duke” to do this summer?
are
invited to all Alumni club
&
summer
activities.
JP
.DukeAlmnni.com for
a
For any
list of club contacts and the
questions or
complete
list of Alumni club
about Alumni Clubs around the
call the Duke Alumni office at
world,
(800)
summer events.
contact
the club
FOR-DUKE.
president
PAGE 24
•
A
iril
The Chronicle
28, 2003
Thanks to the Officers
graduating
the
in
Unionites who
Duke
helped
to
Seniors who served
as
and
Chairs and all
the
University
Union
bring great
events like these to the
to
Duke University Community.
LECH WELESA
OKTOBERFEST
CHICAGO
24/7/365 WXDU
SPRINGTERNATIONAL
Jesse Panuccio BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW AT THE UNIVERSITY RICHARD HATCH
DEVILHUNT
Brady RENT
JIM BREUER
Beecham
GEORGE CLINTON
ROBERT PINSKY
Sam
BOYS CHOIR OF HARLEM
Morgan
BANDS AT ARMADILLO GRILL
Zach Robertson ,
WE WERE SOLDIERS
Mike Oliviero
DEVIL TIME
ALAN KEYES
THE HOURS
CARL BERNSTEIN
CAMERON CORNER
CABARET
GLORIA STEINEM
RAGTIME
Kelli Anderson
THE CHOSEN ONE
Calisa Smith
BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE THE WEIGHT OF WATER
GAELIC STORM
AMELIE
BLUE-WHITE GAME
THE DUKE REPORT
DE LA SOUL
LEE BENSON
Matt
JOHN MAYER
WYCLEFJEAN
Lipsky
MACEO PARKER
Stephanie ARLO GUTHRIE
CUBANiSMO!
Cooper Bethea CROUCHING TIGER,
Andrea
HIDDEN DRAGON
Marguerite Chapman STUDENT PRODUCED FILMS
We extend
RANDY POLOMBO
Dugas
JUMP LITTLE CHILDREN
LEE BENSON
Mike Marion
CABLE 13 TELETHONS
special thanks
to Ro
BRYANT HOLSENBECK
justice and
Professor Emeritus Ken Knoerr for their service to the
University
Yeh
Union Board.