Cow Hooves, Wool, and Cardinal Feathers, by Gabby Johnson

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Characters:

Narrator:Anindividualwhoisalwaysonthestage,outsideoftheeventswithinthestory

LittleSister:Akindheartedyoungwomanwithafondnessforanimals

Son:Acruelyoungmanwithahungerforpower.

Cow:Anelderlycow.

Prince:Anintelligentyoungman,theheirtothethrone

ThenarratorisalwaysreadingtotheaudienceTheyshouldbeonthestage,butplacedsothattheyare clearlynotwithinthestory.

ActISceneI

Narrator:Thereoncewasafarminwhichlivedasmallfamily:father,mother,andsonTheywerehappy together:theylaughedandsangwhiletheydidchorestogether,andtheyalwayshadenoughonthetableto eatButonedaythemotherbecamepregnant,andthehappyfamilyofthreebecamefourWell,almostallof themwerehappy

(enterSon)

Son:(toaudience)ForfiveyearsIhavebeentheonlychildinmyhouseholdMyparentsfawnedoverme, andIlovedthemasmuchastheylovedmeButnowtheyhavebroughtanewchildtothehouseholdIknow theirlovewillbesplitnow,andI’llneveragainbethesolelightinmyparents'eyes.It’snottheirfault,of courseIt’sthatdreadedbabe Iknow!I’llstealthemilkfromherbottles!Andtheblanketsfromher cradles–theywereoncemineanyways.That’llsurelyshowher!

(exitSon)

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Nar:Andsothebrotherstolefromhissister.Hecalledhernames,placedblameonherforthesmallest deeds,anddidanythingtotryandshowherthathewassupposedtobetheonlychildofthehouseholdAt firstshetriedtoignoreit,butastheygrewolderthegirl'sdistressatherbrother'sactionsgrewandgrew.

(enterLittleSister)

Lit:(toaud)Icanhandlethewaymybrotherpullsmyhair,orwhenhetakesallthefatpiecesofsteak, leavingmeonlythetastelessleanbitsReally,Ican!Butthewayhetreatstheanimals it’sjustnotright!

MamaandPapabothhavetogotoworknow,tobeabletoaffordthefarm,soit’suptomeandmybrotherto dothehousechoresButmoreoftenthannot,he’llforgettofeedthecows,orwillchasethesheepwitha stickratherthanherdingthemnicelyinside.Iknowtheygetupsetbyit,too,soIalwaystrytotreatthem withthemostkindnessIcanIjustwishhewoulddothesame

Nar:Oneday,asthesisterwasfinishingupgroomingtheoldestcowinthebarn–thebrother’schore,might Iadd–shesawhimrunningintothehousewithastrangepamphletCurious,sheputdownthebrushshe washoldingandfollowedhim.

Lit:Ifoundhiminthekitchen,tellingMamaandPapaaboutsomebigpartybeingheldbythekingofthe land,andeveryonewasinvited.Hewasexplainingaplanthathehaddrafted,inwhichhewouldbefriend theprinceandbecomeoneofhischiefgenerals“Afterall,”hesaid,“I’moneofthestrongestladsinthe land.”I’msurehewasn’twrong,ofcourse.He’dbequitecapableofrunningthefarmifheactuallyapplied himselfIdidn’treallycareaboutanyofthis,thoughIjustwantedtoattendthepartyIthoughtitsounded fun,yousee,andaskedhimifIcouldgoaswell

Tomysurprise,hesaidyes!“HowcouldInotbringmylittlesistertosuchagrandevent?”heaskedme,and IhavetoadmitthatitmademegleamwithjoyUsually,mybrotherwantsnothingtodowithme,buteven

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thoughIwassurprisedIdidn’twanttocomplainaboutthesuddenkindness!Instead,Iasked“Whenisthis party?”Andhetoldme,“Why,it’sjustnextweek!”

Nar:Sothedayswentby,andthesiblingspreparedforthegreatpartyWell,thebrotherpreparedButit seemedlikeeverytimethesistertried,herbrotherwouldinterruptherwithanotherkindoftask

Lit:I’vebeensobusythisweekWhenIwenttosewmydress,mybrothertoldmethechickenshadgotten loose,anditwasuptometofetchthem.WhenItriedtoleavefortowntobuysomedancingshoes,he remindedmethatIneededtomakedinnertonightforourparents,sayingIwouldhavetogoanotherday BeforeIknewit,itwasthenightoftheparty,andIwascompletelyunprepared

(enterSon)

Nar:Sheaskedifshecouldstillcomealong,butherbrotherquicklyobjected,saying-

Son:“I’llneverbecomeageneralifIarrivedwithsomeonelookinglikeyou!”

(exitSon)

Nar:-andhequicklyleftwithoutawordmore

ActISceneII

(enterLit)

Nar:Thesisterwasdevastatedbyherbrother’strickerySheshouldhaveknownthatherbrotherwould neverhaveactuallyletherattendtheball.Hehadprobablyonlyagreedbecauseheknewshewouldbeeven moredisappointedthatwayAsshethoughtaboutthis,asingletearfelldownherface,butshewouldn’tlet

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herselfcry.Instead,shewalkedovertothebarn,knowingthatseeingherfavoriteanimalswouldsuremake herfeelbetter

Lit:(toaud)MyeyeswerestillwaterywhenIgottothebarn,butIstillpickedupmybrushandtiedmyhair uplikenormal,gettingreadytogroomoneoftheoldercows (enterCow)

Nar:Whatshewasn'treadyforwasfortheoldcowtoopenitsmouthandask-

Cow:Whyareyoucrying,littlesister?

Nar:Naturally,shescreamedShehadneverheardacowspeakbefore,andthoughtherdespairhadcaused hertoimaginethings.

Cow:Shh,littlesister,donotbefrightened.Manytimeshaveyouhavecometometolamentyourwoes.Now tellme,whatiswrong

Nar:Thegirlwasstillperplexed,butherparentshadraisedherwell,andifacowwaswillingtotalktoher theleastshecoulddowasrespond

Lit:(toCow)Mybrotherlefttogotoapartytonight,oldcowIwasmeanttogoaswell,buttonightIfound nothingtowear,norawaytoarrive

Cow:Well,wecouldhelpwiththat

(Thecowswingsithead,acknowledgingthecrowdofanimalsthatsurroundthem)

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Lit:Buthow?Youarejustbarnanimals!

Cow:YouhavetreateduswithmorekindnessthananyusanimalshadeverknownbeforeNowgofetchthe chicken'seggs,thesheep’swool,andthefinestofyourhorses

(ExitCow)

Lit:(toaud)Iwasconfused,butIfollowedthecow’sinstructions,searchingforeachandeveryitembefore headingbacktothebarn.Itwasdarkthough,andIcouldhardlyseewhereIwasgoing,soIendedup trippingandbreakingoneofthelittlechickeneggsItriedtopickuptheeggshells,butinsteadfoundafew piecesofmetalinitsplaceIpickedituptolookatit,andfounditwastwoprettyearringsintheshapeof feathers!Afterscoopingtheseup,Ihurriedbacktotheoldcow.

(enterCow)

Iwasquiteexcitedtoseewhatelsetheywereplanning,andIthinkshewastoo.Iswear,Ievensawasmile onherface

Cow:(laughing)Oh,don’tletthechickensknowthatyoufiguredouttheirsurprise

Nar:Thetwothenjoinedtherestofthecrowd,whereeachpresentedtheirgift.Thechickensbeganpecking awayattheremainingeggstorevealmorejewelry,whilethesheepstompedawayonthewoolandmadea cutewhitedress.Thesisterstaredinawe,hergazeonlyinterruptedbytheoldcownuzzlingatherhand.

Cow:It’stimeformypresent-

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Nar:-shesaidtothesister,andplacedapailofhoofclippersinherhand.Thesisterleaneddownand clippedherfronthooves,eachclippingpoppingoffintheformintheshapeofashoe

Cow:There nowyouhaveanoutfitfortheball

(Lit’sdressistornoff,revealinganewoneunderneath.Thecow’shoovesaretakenoffandvelcroedtoher body,givingherfeet)

Nar:Thegirlthankedtheanimalsprofusely,givingeachakissontheheadbeforedonninghergiftsand mountedhersteed.Shegaveeachafarewellbeforeridingofftowardsthecastle.

ActISceneIII

(enterLit)

Lit:(toaud)EventhoughIarrivedmuchlaterthaneveryoneelse,Icouldstillfeeltheheadsturningtowards measIarrivedatthepartyIknewthedressthesheepmadewasn’tthefanciest,andthatmyjewelrywas plainerthanmost,butIthinkthelovethatwasputintomyoutfitmadeitmorebeautifulthananyotherin theroomItriedtointroducemyselftoafewthatwerestaringofcourse,butthenIwentstraighttothe dancefloor!

(enterSon)

Son:(toaud)Ihadbeenattheballforquitesometime.Enoughtime,infact,togetthisclosetosetmyplans intoactionButthensheshowsupAndassoonasshedid,thePrincejust walkedawayfromme!Totalk toher!It’senoughthatshestolemyparentsfromme.Nowshehastostealmyfutureaswell?

(exitson)

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(enterPrince)

Nar:Becauseshewaslatetotheintroductions,thelittlesisterdidnotknowwhothehandsomemanthat wasapproachingherwasEvenso,shegladlyacceptedhishand,andastheywaltzedtheybegantotalk aboutthemselvesBeforelongthesisterrealizedshehadspentmostofthenightwiththisgentlemanShe yawned,tiredfromalloftheexcitement,butbeforesheleftsheaskedthemanonemorequestion.

Lit:Wehavespentthenighttogether,andIhavequiteenjoyedmyself.Goodsir,underwhatnamemayIfind youagain?

Prince:Why,mynameisPrinceLucus,andyoumayalwaysfindmehereatthecastle.

Lit:(toaud)IcouldfeelmyfacegettingredderandredderHowcouldInothaverealizedthiswasthe

Prince?HemusthavethoughtIwasafooltoasksuchaquestion,andhewasright!Icouldhardlyanswer himwhenheaskedhisnextquestion

(LitturnsbacktowardsPrince)

Pri:Andyouare?

Lit:(fumbling)S-SimoneIliveahalf-hourrideout,atthefarmontheoutskirtsoftown

Pri:I’llbesuretovisitthen(heexits)

Lit:(toaud)Hekissedmyhandbeforeheleft,andIsweartoyouthatmyfacegotmorescarletthanblood itselfEvennow,IcanbarelyrememberwalkingbacktomyhorseIhadcometomysensesbythenext morningthough,andtoldmyparentsallaboutLucus.Ididn’ttellmybrother,though.Hehadcomehome angryaftertheballI’mnotsurewhy,butIdidn’twanttodoanythingthatmightupsethim

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Nar:PrinceLucusvisitedmanytimeswithinthenextfewmonths,alwaysbringingSimonealavishgiftora deliciousmealEachtime,thebrotherwouldtrytointerrupt,attemptingtoconvincethePrincetobefriend himinstead,butLucuswouldneverentertainthisforlong,asSimonehadtoldhimofherbrother’swicked tendenciesEventually,aboutayearaftertheyhadmet,PrinceLucusproposed,andSimonehappilyagreed tobecominghisbride

Sadly,Simone’sfortunedidnotlast.Aterriblediseaseplaguedthecountryjusttwoyearsafter,andPrince Lucus’sparentsbothgrewsickandweretakenThetwolivedasKingandQueenforashortwhile,but eventuallyLucuswastakenaswell,leavingSimoneallalone.Yes,shehadthestaff,thecooksandthemaids alwaystriedtobringherspiritsup,buttheQueenlongedforherfamilythathadbeenlostPerhapsthisis whyshewassotrustingofherbrotherwhenhesentaletterapologizingforthemisdeedsofhisyouth,and askingiftheycouldreconcile.

(enterLit)

Lit:WhenIarrivedatmyoldhome,Iwasgreetedbyawonderfulmealthatmybrotherhadpreparedforme Itrulythoughtthenightwasgoingwell,too:wespentagoodtimecatchingup(enterSon).Mybrother seemedtohavefinallygrownup,andhadbeentakinggreatcareofthefarmsincemyparentspassedawayI wassohappywhenitcametimeformetoreturntothecastle,butwhenIstoodupIfeltqueasyBeforeI knewit,Iwasfallingtotheground…

(Lit’spuppetdropstothegroundSonwalkstowhereshefell)

Son:(toaud)Finally!IhaveriddedmyselfofmydreadfulsisterPerhapsIshouldthankher,thoughAfter all,ifshehadneverthwartedmyplanatthepartythosefewyearsago,IwouldneverhavebecomeKing! (SonpicksupLit’scrown,placingitonhisownheadHeexits,laughing)

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Characters:

Narrator:Anindividualwhoisalwaysonthestage,outsideoftheeventswithinthestory Simone:Theex-Queen,turnedintoabirdbyherevilbrother

Amelie:Asweetmaidharboringasecret.

Witch:Anambivalentindividualwhowillonlyofferaidforsomethinginreturn.

ActIISceneI

Nar:Thecastlehadchangedgreatlysincethequeenhaddisappeared.Thelightsseemeddimmer,the cloudsgreyer,andthestaffwasinworsespiritsthaneverbeforeThenewkingonlymademattersworse, barkingordersandchangingwhateverhepleasedItwashardtoimaginethathecouldpossiblyberelated tothekindheartedQueenSimone.

(enterAmelie)

Therewasonemaid,though,whoseemedlessbotheredthantherestatthechangesaroundthecastle.

Ame:(toaudience)Iwasarathernewmaidtothecastle.Soitwasn’tuncommonfortheKingtobarkatme tocleanthefloorsbetter,orforthecooktoscoldmeforputtingtoomuchsaltinthestewNoneofthisreally matteredthoughIwouldalwayshaveasmileonmyface,becauseIknewmylittlefriendwasgoingtovisit

Yousee,thenightafterthequeendisappeared,Ihadbeenwokeninthenighttothesoundofatip-tiptappingonmywindow.WhenIwenttoinvestigate,Ifoundalittlecardinalonthesill,shiveringfromthe rain“Oh,youpoorthing,”IsaidasIopenedthewindow,andthelittlethingcameinsideforsomewarmth

Nar:Everynightsince,thecardinalhadreturned,andeverynightAmeliegaveitabitofwhateverfoodshe couldsneakawayfromthekitchenOnenight,asshewasgivingitapieceofbread,thebirdspoke

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Simone:Thankyou,Amelie.

Nar:Naturally,Ameliescreamedinresponse.

Ame:(toSim,frightened)Youcantalk?

Sim:Yes,butdonotbefrightenedItoooncelivedinthiscastle

(Amegasps)

Ame:Butwhyhaven’tyousaidanythingbefore?

Sim:IwasafraidthatifIwasdiscovered,youmighthavereturnedmetotheking,whowastheonewho cursedmewiththisform

Ame:(sadly)Iunderstandthatfeelingoffear,butpleaseknowthatyoucantrustme.MaybeIcouldhelp,if youtoldmeyourstory

Nar:AndsotheQueentoldAmeliehertale,fromwhenshewasababetothemomentherbrotherhadstolen hercrownAmelielistenedintently,takingnotesonwhatshethoughtmighthelpbreaktheQueen’scurse Theyspokelikethisforthenextweek,AmeliealwaysinvitingtheQueeninsideoncenightfell.Whilethey didusethistimetotryandfindawaytobreaktheQueen’scurse,theyalsofoundthemselvesgettingto knoweachother,andbythetimeSundayhitthetwohadgrownquiteclose.

Ame:(toaud)Ididquiteenjoyhavingalittlebirdfriend,butIhavetoadmit,gettingtoknowtheQueenhad beenmuchnicer.IknewthatIwasgoingtohelpherbreakhercursenomatterwhat.Thatnight,Itold

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Simoneaboutawitchthatlivedontheborderbetweenthislandandthenext,onewhowouldknowhowto breakhercurseBothsheandIwerehesitanttotrustawitch,butitseemedasthoughitwasouronly option.

ActIISceneII

Nar:Ameliepackedherbagsthatnight,andthetwowomenlefttofindthewitch.Itwasmanyadays journey,butAmelieseemedtoknowherway,muchtothesurpriseofSimoneAndsoonenough,theyhad foundthemselvesatasmallhut,hiddenamongstthetrees

Ame:(toaud)Iknockedonthedoor,withSimoneperchedonmyshoulderAftersomeshufflingaround,a familiarvoicecriedout-

Witch:(offstage)Whogoesthere?

Ame:-frombehindthewoodItoldhermynameand,recognizingit,sheletmerightin (enterWit)

Wit:Oh!Howlongit’sbeensinceI’vehadvisitors.(slyly)Andhowniceitistoseeafamiliarface.Come, come,haveaseatmydear

Ame:(toWit)I’dloveto,ma’am,butunfortunatelythisislessofasocialvisitandmoreofapleafor assistanceYousee,mydearfriend(picksupSimoneandhandshertothewitch)herehashadaspellcast uponher:onewhichturnedherintothisformPlease,isthereanythingyoucandotomakeherhuman oncemore?

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Nar:Thewitchstudiedthecardinalcarefully,liftingupherwingsandtakingnotesofherfeathersAftera minuteoftwo,shegaveahuff.

Wit:IsupposeatransformationspellcoulddothetrickButwhathaveyoutogiveme?Didyounotofferup allyourrichesthelasttimewespoke?

Ame:Oh,thisistrue…butIwashopingIcouldaskoutofthegoodnessofyourheart?

Wit:Goodness?(Witbeginstolaugh)

Nar:Butasthewitchlaughedandlaughed,somethingverystrangehappenedShetossedSimoneintothe air--toofastforthebird-girltostarttofly–andthehutimmediatelywentdark.Afewpurplesparksflew throughtheair,andwhenthelightreturned,thecardinalhaddisappeared,andQueenSimonestoodinits place!

Sim:Oh,blessyousweetwitch!I’mhumanagain!(Simtriestohugwit,butwitavoidsit)WhenIreturnto mykingdom,I’llbesureto-

Wit:Notsofast,youngQueen!ItistruethatIhavetransformedyoubackintoyourself,butforsuchastrong spellsomecostmusthavebeenmadeNeveragaincanyoustepfootinsideyourkingdom,lestthecurse onceagainwilltakehold (exitWit)

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ActIISceneIII

Ame:(toaud)TheQueenbegantowail:byregainingherhumanform,shehadlosteverythinginreturnI feltinsomewaysthatitwasmyfault:maybetherehadbeenanotherwaytofixherspell,maybeifIhadn’t takenhertothiswitchshewouldstillbeabletoreturnhome.Iknewthewitchwasnotlying,though,so insteadItriedtoofferSimonesomesolace (toSim)

Oh,myQueen,pleasedonotcryIknowyoumaynolongerreturntoyourcastle,butknowthatyouwill alwayshaveaplaceinmykingdom,ifyouwish.

Sim:Your…what?

Ame:I’mafraidIhavebeenkeepingsomethingfromyou,myfriendButyourbraveryinreturningtoyour trueselfhasinspiredmetoreturntomine.

(Amedoesaspin,herdressripsofftorevealabeautifulballgownunderneath))

Iamtheprincessofthelandnexttoyours.Mykingdomlivedinpeaceforalongtime,butwhenmyfather diedhismosttrustedadvisorstolethethrone,demandingImarryhimtomakehimtrulykingIcouldn’t bearit,soIrantothewitchforhelpindisguisingmyselffromthefalse-king’sgaze.Iusedtofeelregretfor mycowardlyactions,butIdonolonger,becauseitgavemetheopportunitytoknowyou(shetakesholdof oneofSim’shands)

Nar:SothetwowomenreturnedtoAmelie’slostkingdom,intentonreturningthethronetotherightful owner.Theadvisordidnotlethisseatgowithoutafight,butQueenSimonewasstillstrongfromallthose yearsofworkingonthefarm,andshebestedhimwitheaseSimoneagreedtolivingwithAmelieinthe

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castle,andastheweekswentbytheyeventuallyrealizedtheywereinlove.Theygotmarriedtheyearafter, andhavebeenlivinghappilyasQueenseversince

Andasforthebrother:nowomendaredmarryhim,andhelivedwithoutanheir.Eventuallythepeopletired ofhiswretchednessandoverthrewhim,endinghisreignforgoodWhentheQueensgotwordofthis,they offeredtomergekingdomswiththepeople,andSimonewasonceagainabletovisitthelandthatsheloved

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