Laugh

Waiting for a flight to London, my brother was sitting next to a woman with two boys. The younger one asked, “Nanny, when we get home, will you take us to the zoo?”

“Perhaps,” she answered.

“What does perhaps mean?” he asked.

The older brother answered, “Not likely to happen.” ***

Teacher: Why haven’t you studied your geography lesson, Naveen?

Naveen: Well, I heard my father say that the world was changing every day, so I thought I’d wait till it settles down. ***

A policeman was escorting a prisoner to jail when his cap blew off. “Shall I run and get it for you Sir?” asked the prisoner obligingly. The policeman immediately retorted, “You think I am a damn fool? You stand here, and I will get it.” ***

A famous boxer had to use the washroom attached to the waiting room at the railway station and fearing his overcoat might be stolen, he attached a ticket to it before hanging it on a peg in the waiting room. The ticket read: “Owned by a famous boxer who will be back in 5 minutes.”

When he retuned for his overcoat a little later, all he found was a ticket which read: “Taken by a champion sprinter, who won’t return.” ***

Boy: Teacher, I can’t do this math problem.

Teacher: Any 10-year-old should be able to do it.

Boy: Well, no wonder – I’m 11. ***

A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.

Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.

“Well”, he replied, “the pay is good and the hours aren’t bad, but what I like the best is that the customer is always wrong.” ***

“Wake up, Sir!” says the nurse, shaking the sleeping patient.

“What’s the matter? What’s gone wrong?” asked the startled patient.

“Nothing. I just forgot to give you your sleeping tablets.” ***

After finishing her performance, a singer got an ‘once more’ from the audience.

After completing her ‘once more’ the audience shouted again, ‘once more’, and again and again…

After re-singing, the astonished singer asked, “How many ‘once more’ do you want?” The audience shouted, “Until you improve!” ***

I rang up a telecom company and said, “I want to report a nuisance caller.”

The operator replied, “Not you again.”

Man in the queue, after a long time: “How long will the next bus be?”

The inspector answered: “Just as the others are, 11 feet long.”

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Statement about ownership and other particulars about the journal “East and West Series” (English) under (Rule, & form IV) Newspaper (Central) Rules, 1956.

1. Place of Publication: Gita Publishing House, 10, Sadhu Vaswani Path, Pune411 001.

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