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If all goes as fans hope, by the time the last credits roll, New York architect Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor) will at long last lock eyes — and who knows, maybe even lips — with “The Girl With the Yellow Umbrella” (Cristin Milioti), his future wife and the “Mother” of the title. Also, retired playboy Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) will have exchanged vows with news anchor Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders), Tedʼs ex-girlfriend, and spouses and new parents Marshall and Lily (Jason Segel, Alyson Hannigan), Tedʼs longtime pals, will continue to be the adorable couple theyʼve always been. Of all the twists and turns of the final season (which has played out as one very long weekend before Barney and Robinʼs wedding) and the finale, the end has always been in sight. “I feel like the less we say about the finale, the better,” says Carter Bays, who co-created and executive produces the show with his longtime pal and writing partner Craig Thomas (they met when Thomas became the drummer for Baysʼ band at Wesleyan University). “This is the ending we conceived when we conceived the show 10 years ago. Itʼs what weʼve
been steadfastly writing towards ever since.” If Barney and Ted finally both make it down the aisle, theyʼre going to be a few years behind the showʼs creators, who loosely based “HIMYM” on their own experience as buddies sharing an apartment in New York. Both Thomas and Bays are husbands and fathers, but it was not always thus. “At the beginning of the series,” says Bays, “I related to Ted, because I was single, and I hadnʼt met my wife yet. Now, I feel much more like Marshall and Lily, although there is a lot of Ted and the Mother in my wife and I. There are a few details that are taken directly from life.” While Ted and Barney stand in for many singles who are either looking for true love or merely just a good time, Marshall and Lily started the show together, got married and had a baby — but at no point did they become boring. Says Bays, “Marshall and Lily have been almost like immortals, almost like Greek gods, representing marital love. Theyʼve always been superhuman in that way, and they con-
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Will “Nurse Jackie” ever Q: return to Showtime? Itʼs been a long time since they
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showed a new episode. — Lynnie Angus, Bellaire, Ohio The sixth season of Edie Falcoʼs series is scheduled to begin April 13, and it will return on the strength of an Emmy win for co-star Merritt Wever, alias the showʼs Zoey. In the moment, she gave one of the more brief and memorable acceptance speeches of recent times: “Thanks so much. Thank you so much. I gotta go. ʼBye.” Iʼve been wondering what David James Elliott has been doing since the end of “JAG.” — Neva Musgrave, Vienna, W.Va. The actor might be returning to series work next season, since heʼs made a comedy pilot for Fox, “Hereʼs Your Damn Family,” in which he plays a father of three who marries a woman played by “Malcolm in the Middle” alum Jane Kaczmarek. Among other credits Elliott has accrued since “JAG” ended in 2005 have been the shows “Close to Home,” “Scoundrels” and “GCB,” plus such made-forTV movies as “Dadʼs Home,” “Truth Be Told” and “Exploding Sun.” In the series “The Sopranos,” when Uncle Junior shoots Tony, he yells something in Italian just before he shoots. What does he yell, and what does it translate into in English? — Louis Martini, Buhl, Idaho He shouts, “Cazzata, Malanga!” which roughly
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translates into “(Take your pick of derogatory noun), Malanga!” Malanga was the name of a mobster the confused Junior was sure wanted to kill him, though Malanga had been dead for many years. In his condition, Junior mistook Tony for him, leading to the shooting. Will “Southland” be back on anytime soon? — Bette Warner, Carroll, Ohio Not unless someone chooses to repeat the existing episodes, since TNT canceled the police drama after giving it a reprieve when NBC gave it a pink slip just before its second season was to have started airing. TNT ran those episodes, then went on to order three more rounds of it. Since its end, cast member Michael Cudlitz joined AMCʼs “The Walking Dead,” and Ben McKenzie has been cast as Detective James Gordon (long before he became Commissioner Gordon in the saga of Batman) in the forthcoming Fox series “Gotham.” I recently watched the first three episodes of “The Bletchley Circle” and enjoyed them. I saw that four new epiodes were released in January, and I was wondering whether they have aired in the U.S. and will be aired again. — Jennifer Sheridan, Clearfield, Pa. Though theyʼve run in England already, that new Season 2 begins its PBS airings April 13. A DVD set of it is slated to be released two days later, so if you so choose, youʼll be able to see the remaining three episodes before theyʼre broadcast here.
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secutive nights — something of a miracle, given the erratic scheduling — shortly before the Academy Awards, and they featured sessions with two of the nominees: Amy Adams, who was up for best actress in “American Hustle,” and Matthew McConaughey, who went on to win best actor for “Dallas Buyers Club.” Send questions of general interest via email to tvpipeline@tribune.com. Writers must include their names, cities and states. Personal
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The Bold and the Beautiful Rick found Brooke passed out in Ericʼs living room. Thorne became concerned when Aly told him she was speaking with Darla. Wyatt pitched Hope — and later, Forrester — his new line. Brooke lamented her past and present to Donna. Pam recalled the night Darla died to Liam. Rick, Eric, Caroline, Carter and Maya considered the ramifications of changing the HFTF message. Hope set Aly straight about the line. Wyatt and Liam argued over Hope, and Liam made a gesture of love toward her. Liam advised Bill on winning back Brooke, then Bill made his move. Wyatt and Hope shared a romantic evening. Bill had two surprise visitors, welcome and otherwise, in one night. Days of our Lives Nick discovered Kateʼs secret. Sami cautioned Kate about falling for Stefano again. John tried to rid Brady of Theresa. Rafe reacted violently after finding Jordan with Ben. Will and Sonny asked Marlena for a favor regarding the wedding. Kate instigated trouble for EJ and Sami. Abigail lashed out at EJ. Rafe discovered the truth about Ben and Jordanʼs relationship. Eric got disappointing news about Nicole. Theresa came to a
shocking realization about Liam. Brady sought information on Theresa from Jennifer. Nick tried to sow doubt in Willʼs mind about Sonny. Theresa made a surprising decision. Marlena reached out to Nicole, who questioned her sincerity. John tried to get through to Brady. JJ was thrown by Paigeʼs knowledge of him. Nicole was caught disposing of evidence. Things got hot between Brady and Theresa. Aiden charmed Kayla. General Hospital Drama ensued at Nikolas and Brittʼs engagement party as Lulu made a wild assertion. Elizabeth dealt with the Ben revelation, while Obrecht warned Brad to keep quiet. Alexis confronted Ric about cooperating with Julian. Tracy walked in on a clandestine meeting with Luke. Sonny grilled Luke about the Jeromes. Silas and Sam drew conclusions after his apartment was ransacked. Nikolas condemned Brittʼs behavior. Lucas had tough questions for Brad regarding Brittʼs cover-up. Ric tried to woo Elizabeth. Nathan learned disturbing information regarding Nina. Kiki encountered Ava about to enter AJʼs room. Dante pushed Britt about the Ben situation and apologized to Lulu. Brittʼs actions left Nikolas heartbroken. Silas made a surprising admission about Nina to Sam. Anna urged Nathan to come clean. Carly learned who shot AJ. Dante and Britt tried to get Obrecht to reveal her latest scheme. Michael and Kiki clashed over Avaʼs involvement with AJ. Monica let Sonny have it over his treatment of AJ. Danger lurked nearby as a guilty Nikolas visited Elizabeth. The Young and the Restless
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FRIDAY
8:30 pm (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: OʼReilly Auto Parts 300. From Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas. (Live) 2:30 am (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: OʼReilly Auto Parts 300. From Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas.
BASEBALL
3:00 am (ESPN2) Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. (Same-day Tape)
TUESDAY
5:00 am (SPTOH) Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. 12:00 pm (SPTOH) Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. 2:00 pm (ROOT) Miami at North Carolina State. 10:00 pm (SPTOH) Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. (Live)
WEDNESDAY
5:00 am (SPTOH) Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. 3:30 pm (SPTOH) Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. (Live) 7:00 pm (ROOT) Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. (Live) 8:00 pm (ESPN2) Philadelphia Phillies at Texas Rangers. (Live) Å
9:00 pm (SPTOH) Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. 12:00 am (ROOT) Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. 4:00 am (ESPN2) Boston Red Sox at Baltimore Orioles. (Same-day Tape)
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THURSDAY
5:00 am (SPTOH) Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. 12:00 pm (SPTOH) Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. 12:30 pm (ROOT) Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. (Live) 2:00 pm (WGN-A) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live) 3:00 am (ESPN2) St. Louis Cardinals at Cincinnati Reds. (Taped) Å
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BASKETBALL
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11:00 am (ESPN2) College GameDay
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2:00 pm (WGN-A) Philadelphia Phillies at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live) 3:00 pm # (SPTOH) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (Live) 7:00 pm (ROOT) St. Louis Cardinals at Pittsburgh Pirates. (Live) 8:00 pm (SPTOH) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. 12:00 am (ROOT) St. Louis Cardinals at Pittsburgh Pirates.
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7:00 pm (ESPN) Brooklyn Nets at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live) 9:30 pm (ESPN) McDonaldʼs All-American Game: East vs. West. From Chicago. (Live) 3:00 am (ESPN) Brooklyn Nets at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York.
THURSDAY
7:00 pm (ESPN) NIT Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live) 8:00 pm (ESPN2) 2014 Powerade Jamfest. From Chicago. (Taped) (TNT) San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (Live) Å 9:00 pm (ESPN) State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. From Dallas. (Live) Å 10:30 pm (TNT) Dallas Mavericks at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live) Å
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2:30 pm (ESPN2) Dickʼs Sporting Goods National Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From New York. (Live) 4:30 pm (ESPN2) Dickʼs Sporting Goods National Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From New York. (Live) 7:00 pm (ESPN) Denver Nuggets at Memphis Grizzlies. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (Live) 9:30 pm (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Houston Rockets. From the Toyota Center in Houston. (Live)
3:00 am (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Houston Rockets. From the Toyota Center in Houston. 4:00 am (ESPN2) Denver Nuggets at Memphis Grizzlies. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (Same-day Tape)
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2 PM
Movies
2:30
The Talk The Talk The Talk The Talk The Doctors Katie Today Judge Judy Judge Judy General Hospital General Hospital General Hospital Steve Harvey Divorce Court Divorce Court Jerry Springer Super Why! Dinosaur Train The Steve Wilkos Show Varied Programs Varied Programs The Trisha Goddard Show Super Why! Sid Science
Sports
3 PM
News
3:30
Reality
4 PM
4:30
Dr. Phil KDKA-TV News at Four Katie Dr. Phil The Queen Latifah Show Action News First at Four The Queen Latifah Show The Dr. Oz Show Family Feud Family Feud The Ellen DeGeneres Show Dr. Phil The Ellen DeGeneres Show Days of our Lives Judge Judy Judge Judy Access Hollywood Live Dr. Phil Katie The Dr. Oz Show Katie ThisMinute ThisMinute Steve Harvey Katie Judge Judy Judge Judy Fox 8 News at 4PM Paternity Court Paternity Court Jerry Springer Maury Family Guy The Simpsons Peg Plus Cat Cat in the Hat Curious Arthur Law & Order: SVU TMZ Dish Nation The Steve Wilkos Show Wild Kratts Curious
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Jerry Springer Maury The Insider Cat in the Hat Peg Plus Cat Dinosaur Train Sesame Street
Inside Edition Var. Programs
Movie: › “Dream House” (2011, Suspense) Doll & Em M (12:30) Movie: ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005, Ac- Movie: ›› “U-571” (2000) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton. Game of tion) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. GIs try to steal an encryption device from a German sub. Thrones Daniel Craig, Naomi Watts. (3:45) Movie: › “Big Daddy” (1999, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A Real Time With Bill Maher “Trouble With T (11:30) Movie: ›› “The Great Movie: › “Just My Luck” (2006, RomanceGatsby” (2013, Drama) Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Chris Pine. goofy neʼer-do-well adopts an impressionable youngster. the Curve” Movie: ›› “Bee Season” (2005, Drama) Game of Movie: ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005, Action) 24/7 PacMovie: ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012, Action) Christian (HBO) W Richard Gere, Juliette Binoche. Thrones: Ice Jason Statham, Amber Valletta. quiao/Bradley 2 Bale. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. Movie: ›› “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Movie: ›› “Musical Chairs” (2011, Drama) (5:45) Movie: ››› “Beasts of the Southern TH (11:45) “Sheʼs REAL Sports With Bryant the Man” Gumbel (1994) Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox. Leah Pipes. Premiere. (Subtitled-English) Wild” (2012, Drama) Quvenzhané Wallis. Doll & Em (2:25) Doll & Movie: ›› “The Wedding Date” (2005) Debra State of Play Parenting in youth Movie: ›› “The Lucky One” (2012, Drama) F (12:15) Movie: ›› “Fever Pitch” (2005) Drew Barrymore. Em Messing, Dermot Mulroney. sports. (Subtitled-English) Zac Efron, Taylor Schilling. M (12:45) Movie: ›› “The Producers” (2005) Nathan Lane. Two Movie: › “The Cold Light of Day” (2012, Ac- (4:45) Movie: ››› “Nixon” (1995, Biography) Anthony Hopkins, Joan Allen, men scheme to swindle investors in a Broadway flop. tion) Henry Cavill, Verónica Echegui. Powers Boothe. Oliver Stoneʼs portrait of Americaʼs 37th president. T (1:15) Movie: “Detention of the Dead” (2012, (2:45) Movie: ›› “Gone” (2012, Suspense) Amanda Seyfried. A Movie: › “The New Daughter” (2009) Kevin Costner. Premiere. Movie: ›› Horror) Jacob Zachar, Alexa Nikolas. Premiere. young woman goes in search of her kidnapped sister. A childʼs strange behavior is tied to her familyʼs new home. “Sinister” (12:00) Movie: ›› “The Broth- Movie: “Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming” Movie: ›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) Laurence Movie: › “Java Heat” (2013, Action) Kellan Lutz, Mickey W (SHOW) ers Bloom” (2008) (2007) Rob Lowe, Marnie McPhail. Fishburne, Ryan Phillippe. Premiere. Rourke. An American looks for a terrorist in Indonesia. TH (12:00) “Your (1:45) Movie: ›› “Mafia!” (1998) Jay Mohr. A (3:15) Movie: ››› “Fearless” (2006) Jet Li. Premiere. A master Movie: ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Pierce Brosnan. PreSisterʼs Sis- godfatherʼs son climbs the criminal hierarchy. of martial arts defends Chinaʼs honor. (Subtitled-English) miere. A ghostwriterʼs latest project lands him in jeopardy. F (1:15) Movie: ››› “Carlitoʼs Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Sean Penn. (3:40) Movie: ››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Movie: ›› “Diary of a Mad An ex-con finds it hard to escape his former life of crime. Riʼchard. A high-school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. Black Woman” (2005)
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Criminal Minds Criminal Minds The First 48 The First 48 The First 48 The First 48 Var. Programs (11:00) Movie Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs Tanked: Unfiltered Swamp Wars Gator Boys: Xtra Bites Finding Bigfoot: Further Finding Bigfoot: Further Varied Programs Little Einsteins Octonauts Varied Programs Win, Lose-Dr. Varied Programs Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Varied Programs SportsCenter SportsCenter Outside Lines NFL Insiders NFL Live Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter Varied Programs SportsNation Questionable Questionable Football Live ESPN FC Around/Horn Interruption Reba Reba Reba Reba Boy Meets... Boy Meets... Boy Meets... Boy Meets... The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle Var. Programs Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Kelseyʼs Ess. Giada at Home Contessa Contessa Pioneer Wo. Var. Programs Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Varied Programs Greyʼs Anatomy Greyʼs Anatomy Charmed Charmed Wife Swap Wife Swap Varied Programs Ridiculousness Wallykazam! Peter Rabbit Rabbids In- SpongeBob SpongeBob Odd Parents Odd Parents Sanjay, Craig SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob MLB Baseball Varied Programs Dan Patrick Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs Varied Programs American Dad American Dad American Dad Cougar Town Friends Friends Friends Friends King King Seinfeld Seinfeld 19 Kids-Count 19 Kids-Count Little Couple Varied Programs (11:45) Gone (1:20) Movie: ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) (3:05) Movie: ›› “54” (1998) Ryan Phillippe. (4:40) Movie: ›› “StreetDance” (2010) Nichola Burley. (6:20) 50/50 Scenes-Mall Movie: › “A Dark Truth” (2012) Andy Garcia. Movie: “The Inheritance” (2010) Keith David. (4:55) Movie: “Nobody Walks” (2012) Save the Date (1:05) Movie: › “Houseguest” (1995, Comedy) Sinbad. (2:55) Movie: › “Deep Rising” (1998) (4:45) Movie: ›› “For Ellen” (2012, Drama) Paul Dano. My Week-Mar. (12:30) Movie: “My Left Foot” (2:15) Movie: ›› “Once in the Life” (2000) Laurence Fishburne. (4:05) Movie: ››› “Another Stakeout” (1993) Movie: ››› “The Illusionist” (11:40) Junior Movie: ›› “Kindergarten Cop” (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Movie: ›› “Havana” (1990) Robert Redford. (Subtitled-English) “Lemony Snicketʼs Series” Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU News Varied Programs Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law Order: CI Var. Programs Amer. Funniest Home Videos
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News
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10 PM
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Bates Motel “Check-Out” Calebʼs pres- Bates Motel Norman shares a family ence worries Norman. secret with Cody. (N)
River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked (ANPL) River Monsters: The Deadliest (BET) Movie: ›› “Blue Hill Avenue” (2001, Crime Drama) Allen Payne, Angelle Brooks. The Profit The Profit (CNBC) American Greed
River Monsters: Unhooked Stay Together
Stay Together
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South Park
South Park
Erin Burnett OutFront (N)
(COM) Colbert Report Daily Show Lizard Lick (CRTV) Lizard Lick (6:00) Key Capitol Hill Hearings (CSPAN) (DISC) (DISN) (E!)
Fast Nʼ Loud
Austin & Ally E! News (N)
Anderson Cooper 360 (N)
To Be Announced
Lizard Lick
Lizard Lick
Futurama
Futurama
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Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches. Fast Nʼ Loud (N)
South Park
The Fabulist
Closet Envy
Chrisley Knows Best
MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies at Miami Marlins. From Marlins Park in Miami. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live)
(HIST)
The Journey Home (N)
Rosary
On Record, Greta Van Susteren
The OʼReilly Factor (N)
(6:30) Red Bull Crashed Ice
Boxing Golden Boy Live: Julian Williams vs. Freddy Hernandez.
Swamp People One team sacrifices their day. Hoarders “Andrew; Lydia” A young
(LIFE) man struggles with hoarding.
(MSNBC) Hardball With Chris Matthews
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives “Late Night Legends”
The Kelly File (N)
Ridiculousness Sam & Cat
Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.
Colbert Report
Lizard Lick
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Lords of the Car Hoards A 1955 Pon- Fast Nʼ Loud Crew gives friend 24 tiac Chieftains. (N) hour Jeep overhaul.
Good Luck Char- Jessie Jessie joins Austin & Ally Ally Dog With a Blog lie “Rat-A-Teddy” a comedy improv is under a tight Avery a crush on a class. deadline. boy. Chrisley Knows Best
Eric & Jessie: Game On
Chelsea Lately (N)
E! News
MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. From Angel Stadium of Anaheim in Anaheim, Calif. World Over Live Hannity (N)
Priests and
Ridiculousness
House of Food (Series Premiere) (N) House of Food
Full House “Air Jesse”
Ridiculousness
The Rachel Maddow Show (N)
Full House
Full House
Ridiculousness
The Last Word
The Big Bang Theory
The Best of Pride
(11:36) Friends
Movie: ›› “Hitman” (2007, Action) Timothy Olyphant.
MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory
Conan (N)
The Little Couple Bill and Jenʼs first holiday as parents.
The Little Couple Bill must finish up Zoeyʼs adoption.
Movie: ››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt, Scoot McNairy. A mob enforcer goes after a pair of low-level thieves.
King of the Hill
Rick and Morty
King of the Hill
Bizarre Foods America
NCIS: Los Angeles Sam searches for WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (Live) a terrorist group. Americaʼs Funniest Home Videos
Friends
Movie: ››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Riʼchard, Rob Brown. A high-school basketball coach pushes his team to excel.
Castle Investigating a psychicʼs death. Castle “Under the Gun” Beckettʼs ex(DVS) partner arrives. Man v. Food
All In With Chris Hayes
The Dan Patrick Show
Indians Live Pregame (N) (Live) Family Guy
(11:01) Hoarders “Verna; Joanne” An immaculate home becomes a filthy pit.
Full House “Up on Full House “Leap Full House “All the Roof” of Faith” Stood Up”
The Little Couple Leaving for India to The Little Couple Jen starts to feel ill The Little Couple Bill must finish up pick up Zoey. traveling to New Delhi. Zoeyʼs adoption.
Uncle Grandpa
Love It or List It “Mary-Jo & Glen”
Ridiculousness
All In With Chris Hayes (N)
Family Guy “Mc- Family Guy Stroke”
(TOON) Steven Univ. (TVL) Man v. Food
FOX Sports Live (N)
House Hunters International
Seinfeld “The Bizarro Jerry”
(6:20) Movie: ››› “50/50” (2011)
Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and Dives
MLB Whiparound (N) House Hunters
Women of
The OʼReilly Factor
Hoarders “Debra & Patty” A woman fills her home with clothing.
(6:00) Indians Rewind From Sept. 24, 2013. Family Guy
The 700 Club
Mystery Diners “Oktobertheft”
Movie: › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009, Action) Channing Tatum, Dennis Quaid, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. Elite soldiers battle a corrupt arms dealer named Destro.
(TMC) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen.
(WGN-A)
Safecrackers
(6:00) Movie: ›› “Hitman” (2007)
(SPIKE) Timothy Olyphant.
(USA)
Daily Show
Making the Case Erin Burnett OutFront (N)
Hoarders “Eileen; Judy” Eileen is threatened by her son.
MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC Park in Pittsburgh.
(TNT)
Safecrackers
Husbands- Ho.
Money Talks “Bookie Killer”
Hoarders “Vula; Lisa” A woman has more than 30 sickly cats.
(ROOT)
SpongeBob
(NICK) SquarePants
(TLC)
The Don Lemon Show
Husbands- Ho.
Swamp People A team goes into a for- Swamp People A hunter ventures into Cryptid: The Swamp Beast “The Bay- (11:02) No Manʼs Land “My Desert bidden area. a cursed area. (N) ou Beast” (N) Gold”
(MTV)
(TBS)
The Profit “Skullduggery”
Worst Cooks in America “Timerʼs Up” Mystery Diners (Season Finale) (N)
Ridiculousness
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River Monsters: Unhooked
(4:30) Movie: ››› “Harry Potter and Movie: ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (2010) Watson. Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. Daniel Radcliffe.
Love It or List It “The Jaswal Family” Love It or List It “Krista & Dave” A run- Love It or List It (N) (HGTV) Hard to please. down bungalow.
(FS1)
11:30
SportsCenter (N) Womenʼs College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA. Womenʼs College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA. SportsCenter (N) From South Bend, Ind. (N) (Live) From Lincoln, Neb. (N) (Live) (Live)
Guyʼs Grocery Games “Wild in the (FOOD) Aisles”
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Lizard Lick
Dog With a Blog Movie: ››› “Geek Charming” (2011, Comedy) Sarah Hyland, Matt Prokop, Sasha Pieterse. A teen films a documentary about a popular high-school student.
(EWTN) Daily Mass (FAM)
South Park
Fast Nʼ Loud Crew gives friend 24 hour Jeep overhaul. (N)
(ESPN) (Live) (ESPN2)
11 PM
(11:01) Bates Motel “The Escape Artist”
Movie: ›› “John Q” (2002, Drama) Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall, James Woods. A father re- Movie: ›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña, Danny Glover. A wounded sniper plots revenge against those who betrayed him.
(AMC) ›››› “Titanic” sorts to violence to obtain a heart for his son. (1997)
Sports
Americaʼs Funniest Home Videos
Dallas Rylandʼs plot takes an unexpected turn. (N) Cleveland
Cleveland
Bizarre Foods America (N)
Americaʼs Funniest Home Videos
(10:01) Dallas Rylandʼs plot takes an unexpected turn. Family Guy
Bizarre Foods America
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(11:02) Private Lives of Nashville Wives “To Tell the Truth” American Dad
Family Guy
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(11:36) NCIS: Los Angeles
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Intelligence
MONDAY B EST B ETS How I Met Your Mother
8 p.m. on ^ _ 3 ; The series wraps up its nineseason run tonight and itʼs going to be legen — wait for it! — dary. (Sorry, we had to.) If all goes well, Barney and Robin (Neil Patrick Harris, Cobie Smulders) will finally tie the knot, and Ted (Josh Radnor) will finally meet his childrenʼs mother (Cristin Milioti). Alyson Hannigan and Jason Segel also star in the hourlong series finale, “Last Forever.”
Friends With Better Lives
9 p.m. on ^ _ 3 ; A sitcom about six young adults with “Friends” in its title — sound familiar? Created by Dana Klein, who worked on “Friends,” this new series focuses on how six pals relate to one another 12 years after their single student days. Bobby and Andi (Kevin
MONDAY EVENING CBS
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7:30
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ON THIS WEEK
Connolly, Majandra Delfino) are married, Jules and Lowell (Brooklyn Decker, Rick Donald) are engaged, Will (James Van Der Beek) is newly divorced, and Kate (Zoe Lister-Jones) is still looking.
The University of Sing Sing
9:45 p.m. on (HBO) One of two short documentaries about prisons making their HBO debut tonight, this film profiles inmates at the infamous Sing Sing Correctional Facility in Ossining, N.Y., who are pursuing college degrees. Taking college courses in prison is nothing new, but the program operating at Sing Sing — called Hudson Link — is especially rigorous and gets great results.
8 PM
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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Lust” Criminal Minds Targeted killings in Florida. (DVS) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Lust” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Lust” Antiques Roadshow “Atlanta” “Gone With the Wind”; bracelet.
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TUESDAY
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WEDNESDAY
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On Record, Greta Van Susteren
The OʼReilly Factor (N)
College Hoops
Rise as One
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Dance Moms Christi considers home
(LIFE) school for Chloe.
(MSNBC) Hardball With Chris Matthews (MTV)
Imp. Jokers
Amy Schumer
Tosh.0
16 and Pregnant SpongeBob
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11:30
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River Monsters Goes Tribal
The Great Barrier Reef
CNN Special
Erin Burnett OutFront
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Stay Together
Tosh.0 (N)
Amy Schumer
The Profit “Amazing Grapes” Imp. Jokers
Carbonaro Eff.
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Shark Tank
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Total Divas Brie convinces Daniel to get a tour bus.
(10:05) Good Jessie Luck Charlie “Sister, Sister”
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Austin & Ally
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E! News
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Hawaii Life
World Poker Tour: Alpha8 Hawaii Life A home in Oahu.
American Pickers Danielle buys a 1935 Indian Chief.
Beachfront Bargain Hunt
Touch ʼem All
Beachfront Bargain Hunt
American Pickers Mike bids on a hotrodʼs rusty frame.
Dance Moms Cathy choreographs her Dance Moms “Family Comes First” dancers. (N) The girls fend for themselves. (N) All In With Chris Hayes (N) Teen Mom 2
The Rachel Maddow Show (N) Teen Mom 2
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Grab Your Cat
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The OʼReilly Factor
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FOX Sports Live (N)
Twisted “A Tale of Two Confessions” Contradictory confessions pose a threat.
Thatʼs So House Hunters (N)
The 700 Club
Flip It to Win It (N)
American Pickers Dan Hagertyʼs Cali- (11:02) American Pickers Dickʼs North fornia home. Carolina warehouse. Kim of Queens “Double Trouble” (Sea- (11:01) Kim of Queens “Double Trouson Finale) Kimʼs new clients are iden- ble” Kimʼs new clients are identical tical twins. (N) twins. The Last Word
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Inside Penguins Hockey
All In With Chris Hayes
Full House
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The Dan Patrick Show
The Big Bang Theory
Beer Money
19 Kids and Counting
19 Kids and Counting
(6:20) Movie: ›› “Save the Date”
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Beer Money
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Threshold of Hope
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(11:36) Friends NHL Hockey
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MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live)
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The Little Couple The Little Couple 19 Kids and Counting A Duggar (N) daughter leaves the nest.
The Big Bang Theory
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Cougar Town
The Big Bang Theory
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Movie: › “The Brass Teapot” (2012, Comedy) Juno Temple, Michael Angara- Movie: › “As Cool as I Am” (2013) Claire Danes, James (11:35) Movie: Marsden. A whip smart teen comes of age in a small town. “Your Friends & winners. Neighbors”
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NBA Basketball Portland Trail Blazers at Los Angeles Lakers. (N) (Live)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Sexual assault by women.
(10:31) Modern Family
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Amish Mafia Levi returns to Lancaster Clash of the Ozarks “Justified” Crow- Amish Mafia Levi returns to Lancaster County. (N) bar gets ready for war. (N) County.
(TMC) (2012) Lizzy Caplan, Alison Brie, Martin no, Alexis Bledel. Premiere. An antique transforms a couple from losers into (TNT)
10:30
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Sam & Cat “Peezy Full House B”
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Imp. Jokers
First Ladies: Influence & Image
NHL Hockey Carolina Hurricanes at Pittsburgh Penguins. From CONSOL Energy Center in Pitts-
(ROOT) burgh. (N) (Live)
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Tosh.0
Movie: “Another Cinderella Story” (2008, Romance-Comedy) Selena Gomez, Twisted “A Tale of Two Confessions” Drew Seeley, Jane Lynch. A young man falls in love with a pretty dancer at a Contradictory confessions pose a masked ball. threat.
House Hunters (HGTV) International
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To Be Announced
College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
Chopped Chefs from the food-truck (FOOD) business.
(FNC)
10 PM
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(EWTN) Daily Mass (FAM)
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The Game
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(ESPN) From Louisville, Ky. (N) (Live) (ESPN2)
9:30
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Movie: ›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña, Danny Glover. A wounded sniper plots revenge Game of Arms (N)
(AMC) against those who betrayed him.
(CNN)
Reality
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Americaʼs Funniest Home Videos
King of the Hill
King of the Hill
Bizarre Foods America Modern Family
Modern Family
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Family Guy
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Movies
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Sports
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10 p.m., 3 a.m. on `; 10 p.m. on Q The five-part series concludes with “The Return,” in which Schama discusses how the Holocaust and the creation of Israel have shaped modern Jewish identity — and how Israel has shaped world events. Contributors include writer David Grossman.
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10:30
NCIS “Crescent City: Part II” A copycat NCIS: Los Angeles “Spoils of War” A (10:01) Person of Interest “Most LikeNews With Scott (N) of the Privileged Killer. (N) (Part 2 of 2) rescue mission is organized for Blye. ly To ...” Investigating Vigilanceʼs latest _ Inside Edition (DVS) Pelley (N) (DVS) attack. (N) (N) ^ _ _ News 3 ; 3 ; Wheel of 3 ; Jeopardy! Fortune (N)
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Bones “The Man in the Mud” Remains of a motorcycle racer. Criminal Minds A man amputates limbs from his victims. Bones “The Man in the Mud” Remains of a motorcycle racer. Bones “The Man in the Mud” Remains of a motorcycle racer. The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama (N) (Part 3 of 5)
(6:30) Movie: ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood, Amy Adams. Movie: ››› “Darkman” (1990, Action) Liam Neeson, (SHOW) Frances McDormand, Colin Friels.
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Duck Dynasty “Going Si-ral”
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River Monsters Searching for a modern-day “Jaws.”
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South Park
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Movies
(11:01) Movie: ›› “Hitman” (2007, Action) Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott. Premiere. River Monsters: Unhooked
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Money Talks (N)
South Park
Workaholics
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Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches. Survivorman (N)
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Death Row Stories Detective tries to exonerate fellow cop. S. Beach Tow
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Erin Burnett OutFront Daily Show
Operate-Repo
Key Capitol Hill Hearings
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Survivorman
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Dog With a Blog Movie: ›››› “Cinderella” (1950, Fantasy) Voices of Ilene Woods, Eleanor Good Luck Char- Jessie Zuri loses Austin & Ally Dog With a Blog “Avery B. Jealous” Audley, Verna Felton. Animated. Fairy godmother leads maid to Prince Charm- lie “Charlie 4, Toby interest in bun“Sports & Sprains” “Avery B. Jealous” ing. 1” nysitting. Worst Thing I Ever Posted
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NBA Basketball Brooklyn Nets at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (N) High School Basketball McDonaldʼs All-American Game: East vs. West. From SportsCenter (N) Chicago. (N) (Live) (Live)
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SportsCenter (N) Baseball Tonight MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Texas Rangers. From Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas. (N Subject to Blackout) Soccer United States vs. Mexico. From (N) (Live) Glendale, Ariz. (N)
(ESPN2) (Live)
(EWTN) Daily Mass (FAM)
Melissa & Joey “My Roof, My Rules”
EWTN Live (N)
Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey “The Chaperones” “Iʼll Cut You” (N)
(HIST)
Nations: Canada vs. Australia
Nations: Canada vs. Australia
FOX Sports Live (N)
Down East Dickering Vintage auto parts and soda signs.
(11:02) Vikings Lagertha and Ragnar unite again.
Property Brothers A budget-friendly dream home.
Property Brothers (N)
American Pickers Bonnie and Clydeʼs American Pickers A 135-year-old Col- American Pickers (N) motorbike. orado opera house. Bring It! ““Baby” Doll Donʼt Mean
Preachersʼ Daughters “Papa Donʼt All In With Chris Hayes (N)
The Real World: Ex-plosion
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Full House
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MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (N) (Live)
The Real World: Ex-plosion
(SPTOH)
All Bets Are Off With Bruce Drennan (N) (Live)
Sam & Cat “Brain- Full House Crush”
(5:00) Movie:
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SpongeBob
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House Hunters International
Full House
All In With Chris Hayes
Full House “Sea Cruise”
Pirates Postgame Inside Pirates (N) (Live) Baseball
Movie: ››› “Winter Solstice” (2004, Drama) Anthony LaPaglia. Premiere. A New Jersey widower has difficulty reaching out to others.
Movie: › “Between Us” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Julia Stiles, Taye Diggs. Two couples discover drastic changes since they last met.
King of the Hill
Cleveland
Castle “Nikki Heat” Investigating a matchmakerʼs murder.
(TOON) Steven Univ. (TVL) Man v. Food
Regular Show Man v. Food
King of the Hill
NCIS “Devilʼs Triangle” Gibbs and For- NCIS The team searches for Harper nellʼs ex asks for help. Dearing. (DVS) Americaʼs Funniest Home Videos
The Big Bang Theory “Pilot”
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Hoarding: Buried Alive Doug could lose two cluttered houses.
The Big Bang Theory
Cleveland
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Toy Hunter
NCIS “Recovery” NCIS facilities manager is found dead.
Deal With It (N)
Dr. G: Inside the Caylee Anthony Case
Movie: ››› “Contagion” (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon. Premiere. Doctors try to contain the spread of a lethal virus. (DVS) Bizarre Foods/Zimmern
(11:36) Friends
The Dan Patrick Show
MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (Subject to Blackout)
(6:20) Movie: ››› “My Week With
Williams.
Friends
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The Big Bang Theory
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Seinfeld “The Ab- Family Guy stinence”
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The OʼReilly Factor
Restaurant: Impossible “Ungratifying” Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins (N) and Dives and Dives
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(MTV)
(WGN-A)
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UFC Unleashed (N)
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(USA)
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UFC Tonight (N)
(MSNBC) Hardball With Chris Matthews
(TNT)
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captain.
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Vaticano
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Save My Bakery Bakery owner needs Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant help with products. (N) lacks inspiration.
(LIFE) “Baby”” Kayla feels pressure as team Preach” Taylorʼs love life gets messy.
(TBS)
Religious
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Property Brothers A super stylish (HGTV) modern home.
(FS1)
Rosary
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Restaurant: Impossible “Pizza: Im(FOOD) possible”
(FNC)
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Baby Daddy “The Movie: ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004, Romance-Comedy) Ben Stiller, JenWingmom” (N) nifer Aniston, Philip Seymour Hoffman. A jilted newlywed finds solace with another woman.
American Dad Toy Hunter
Conan (N)
Hoarding: Buried Alive Doug could lose two cluttered houses.
Movie: ››› “The Master” (2012) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman.
(10:17) Movie: ››› “Contagion” (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon. (DVS) Family Guy Toy Hunter
American Dad
Food Paradise
Family Guy
NCIS “Lost at Sea” Investigating a heli- NCIS: Los Angeles “Identity” Callen copter crash. works a kidnapping case.
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Melissa & Joey
8 p.m., 1:30 a.m. on (FAM) Mel (Melissa Joan Hart) takes Joeʼs (Joey Lawrence) side when heʼs involved in a minor motor vehicle accident, but then she finds out the other driver is her favorite hairdresser (Yvette Nicole Brown, “Community”). Ryder (Nick Robinson) disrupts Stellaʼs (Samantha Logan) class with a grand romantic gesture, to the chagrin of her teacher (Andrew Lawrence, Joeyʼs real-life brother), in the new episode “Iʼll Cut You.”
Baby Daddy
8:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. on (FAM) Bonnie (Melissa Peterman) introduces Ben (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) to Bailey (Bailey Buntain, “Bunheads”), an animated
young woman who hits it off beautifully with him — until he realizes she reminds him too much of his mom. Breaking up, however, will be hard to do. Danny (Derek Theler) gets his fatherʼs beloved old car, Adele the Chevelle, out of storage in the new episode “The Wingmom.”
Criminal Minds
9 p.m. on ^ _ 3 ; When Rossi (Joe Mantegna) and his team investigate two murders in a backwoods West Virginia community, they uncover a long-running family feud in the new episode “Blood Relations,” directed by series star Matthew Gray Gubler. Adrienne Barbeau, Tobin Bell and Ronnie Gene Blevins guest star as members of the feuding clans.
WEDNESDAY EVENING CBS
7 PM
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Chicago PD
10:01 p.m. on # ) + 5 Voight (Jason Beghe) orders Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) to turn in his badge when Lonnie Rodiger is found dead. A car crash turns up the remains of a doctor who helped put away some high-profile criminals. Summer (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) hopes to prove herself to the Intelligence Unit in the new episode “At Least Itʼs Justice.” Sophia Bush also stars. News
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Suburgatory Dal- Modern Family “A las goes to her Hard Jayʼs Night” motherʼs funeral. (N) (N)
(9:31) Mixology Things are going well for Tom and Maya. (N)
11:30
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Community “Epi- Community demiology” Burn Notice Michael dodges assassination attempts. Itʼs Always Sunny American Dad in Phila. Modern Family Extra (N) Newsline
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Movie: › “Identity Thief” (2013, Comedy) Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy. Doll & Em (N) (10:25) Doll & Em Real Time With Bill Maher A victim of identity theft fights back. Movie: ›› “Tony: London Serial Killer” (2009, Comedy) (9:25) Movie: › “See No Evil” (2006, Horror) Kane, Movie: “Detention of the Dead” Peter Ferdinando, Greg Kam. Christina Vidal, Samantha Noble. (2012, Horror) Jacob Zachar.
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Duck Dynasty
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Duck Dynasty
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Duck Dynasty
Movies
8:30
Duck Dynasty
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News
9:30
Alaska: The Last Frontier (ANPL) Wild West Alaska (BET) Movie: ››› “The Nutty Professor” (1996) Eddie Murphy, Jada Pinkett. The Profit “Amazing Grapes” (CNBC) The Profit
Ice Cold Gold: After the Thaw
(CNN)
Always Sunny
Erin Burnett OutFront (N)
Anderson Cooper 360 (N)
Chappelleʼs (COM) Colbert Report Daily Show Worldʼs Dumbest... Imp. Jokers (CRTV) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches. (CSPAN) Bering Sea Gold
Game of Stones
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(EWTN) Daily Mass (FAM)
Imp. Jokers
Chrisley Knows Best
Chrisley Knows Best
On Record, Greta Van Susteren
House Hunters Pawn Stars
Project Runway: Under the Gunn
(LIFE) “Crossing Teams” The designers are placed in pairs.
(MSNBC) Hardball With Chris Matthews
Killer Karaoke (N)
The Profit “Amazing Grapes”
Tosh.0
Daily Show
Killer Karaoke
Colbert Report
Key Capitol Hill Hearings
Bering Sea Gold
Game of Stones
A.N.T. Farm “The Good Luck Char- Jessie Jessieʼs re- Austin & Ally new york experi- lie lationship is tested. “Tracks & TrouANTS” bles”
Movie: ›› “Maid in Manhattan” (2002) Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes. A politician mistakes a hotel maid for a wealthy woman.
The Kelly File (N)
SportsCenter Special (N)
Chelsea Lately Don Cheadle.
Rosary
Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) EWTN Global Showcase
Rehab Addict Pawn Stars “Shamrocked”
Rehab Addict
All In With Chris Hayes (N)
Dog With a Blog “Love Ty-Angle” E! News
Olbermann (N) (Live)
Pawn Stars
Instant Mom (N)
The Rachel Maddow Show (N) Ridiculousness
See Dad Run (N) Full House
Ridiculousness
Full House “Sea Cruise”
Cops “Seattle/Tacoma”
Cops “Seattle/Tacoma”
iMPACT Wrestling (N)
Seinfeld “The Comeback”
Family Guy
Family Guy
The Big Bang Theory
Beer Money Family Guy
My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding “Love Is a Battlefield”
Beating the Odds: The Al Rosen Sto- Tee-It-Up Ohio ry My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding: Most Blingtastic Mo
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(6:00) Movie: ››› “The Illusionist” Movie: › “The Double” (2011, Action) Richard Gere. A
(TMC) (2006, Mystery) Edward Norton, Paul senatorʼs murder brings a CIA agent out of retirement. Giamatti.
The 700 Club
Women of
The OʼReilly Factor
Boxing (N) (Live)
House Hunters International
Vikings “Unforgiven” King Horik returns to Kattegat. (N)
House Hunters
House Hunters International
(11:02) Vikings “Unforgiven” King Horik returns to Kattegat.
Project Runway: Under the Gunn (N) (10:01) Celebrity (10:31) Celebrity (11:02) Celebrity (11:32) Celebrity Home Raiders (N) Home Raiders Home Raiders Home Raiders
Cops Deputies set Cops Beer Money
Defending Life
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The Last Word
Penguins NHL Hockey Pittsburgh Penguins at Winnipeg Jets. From MTS Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba. (N) Pregame (N) (Live) (Live)
Sam & Cat
Ridiculousness
Hannity (N)
Rev. Runʼs Reno- Rev. Runʼs Reno- House Hunters vation vation (N)
Pawn Stars “Brew Pawn Stars Master”
Project Runway: Under the Gunn Ridiculousness
Chopped Canada Chefs jockey for a spot at the fryer.
Graham
SpongeBob
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(Subtitled-English)
Ridiculousness (N) Full House
Tee-It-Up Ohio The Big Bang Theory
Ridiculousness Full House
Penguins Postgame (N) Takedown Wrestling (N)
The Big Bang Theory
All In With Chris Hayes Ridiculousness
Ridiculousness
Inside Penguins Hockey
In the Room
Friends
(11:36) Friends
Ink Master Working in pairs; a canvas passes out. Fight Sports: KNOCKOUTS! Conan (N)
Americaʼs Worst Americaʼs Worst My Big Fat American Gypsy WedTattoos Tattoos ding
(9:40) Movie: ›› “Blitz” (2011, Suspense) Jason Statham, Paddy Considine, Movie: ›› “LawAiden Gillen. A serial killer targets police officers. less” (2012)
Castle “The Final Nail” Investigating a NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at Los Angeles Clippers. friend of Castleʼs. Oklahoma City. (N) (Live) (N) (Live)
(TOON) Teen Titans (TVL) Man v. Food
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Review (N)
Ridiculousness
(ROOT) Bensinger
(USA)
(11:01) Movie: ››› “The Mummy” (1999) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. Ice Cold Gold: After the Thaw
American Greed
Ridiculousness
(NICK) SquarePants
(TNT)
Imp. Jokers
Game of Stones (N)
The OʼReilly Factor (N)
Pawn Stars
(TLC)
Tosh.0
Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.
Crossing/Goal
(HIST)
House Hunters (HGTV) International
(TBS)
Imp. Jokers
World Over Live (N)
UFC Reloaded “UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen”
(SPTOH)
11:30
Movie: ›› “Nutty Professor II: The Klumps” (2000, Comedy) Eddie Murphy.
(6:30) Movie: ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller, Movie: ›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman. FuJennifer Aniston. A jilted newlywed finds solace with anoth- ture in-laws clash in Florida. er woman.
(FS1)
(MTV)
Ice Cold Gold (N)
11 PM
(11:01) Breaking Boston “Girls Interrupted”
Chicagoland Chance the Rapper per- Chicagoland Kids cross gang lines to Anderson Cooper 360 forms Lolapalooza. get to school. (N)
High School Basketball 2014 Power- SportsCenter ade Jamfest. (Taped) Special (N)
Chopped Working with casserole dish Chopped Veal chops; bottarga; fig (FOOD) leftovers. desserts.
(FNC)
10:30
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College Basketball NIT Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Madison Square College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. From Dal- SportsCenter (N) (Live) las. (N) (Live)
(ESPN) Garden in New York. (N) (Live) (ESPN2)
Chappelleʼs
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(DISN) is under a tight (E!)
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Duck Dynasty A family reunion before Breaking Boston Courtney plans ElMiaʼs surgery. lanaʼs birthday party. (N)
(5:00) Movie: ››› “Face/Off” (1997, Movie: ›› “U.S. Marshals” (1998, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes, Robert Downey Jr. Sam Gerard gets caught up in another fugitive case.
(AMC) Action) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage.
(DISC)
Reality
Johnny Test Man v. Food
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Haystack” Americaʼs Funniest Home Videos
King of the Hill
King of the Hill
Cleveland
Cleveland
American Dad
Family Guy
American Dad
Family Guy
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother
Bizarre Foods/Zimmern
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Traumatic Wound”
Mysteries at the Museum
Suits “Know When to Fold ʼEm” (N) (DVS)
Church Secrets & Legends (10:01) Sirens “The Finger”
(10:32) Modern Family
Mysteries at the Museum (11:02) Modern Family
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THURSDAY B EST B ETS
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Suits
9 p.m., 12:02 a.m. on (USA) Jamey Sheridan (“Homeland,” “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”) guest stars in this new episode as Charles Van Dyke, a former partner at the firm who shows up with an ax to grind.
Mike (Patrick J. Adams) faces a big decision, and Harvey (Gabriel Macht) faces off with a fellow lawyer whoʼs relentlessly pursuing one of his clients. Abigail Spencer and Amanda Schull also guest star in “Know When to Fold ʼEm.”
10 p.m. on # ) + 5 Zeek and Camille (Craig T. Nelson, Bonnie Bedelia) finally come to an agreement on what to do with the house. Julia (Erika Christensen) is unsure about the next step in her own life, but that doesnʼt stop her from trying to help Kristina and Adam (Monica Potter, Peter Krause) in the new episode “Cold Feet.”
Breaking Boston
10 p.m., 11:01 p.m., 2:01 a.m., 3:02 a.m. on (A&E) Courtney plans a birthday party for her daughter amid uncertainty about whether her ex will have anything to do with it. Kristina and Mikey invite everyone out to celebrate their new living arrangement, but Caitlinʼs boyfriend ruins the fun by picking a fight in the new episode “Girls Interrupted.”
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9:30
10 PM
10:30
(9:01) Two and a (9:31) The Crazy (10:01) Elementary “The Many Mouths Half Men Walden Ones (N) of Andrew Colville” A killer famous for gets an invitation biting his victims. (N) from his ex. (N)
Parks and Recre- (9:01) Hollywood Game Night “Game Parenthood “Cold Feet” Julia struggles ation “Prom” Night, Thatʼs Another Story” Jenna Elf- with her personal life. (N) Leslie helps organ- man; Donald Faison; Bob Harper. (N) ize the senior prom. (N)
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Scandal “The Fluffer” Abby takes on Oliviaʼs duties. (N)
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(11:00) Broken Trail A cowboy and his nephew save five girls from prostitution.
Movie: ››› “The Last Samurai” (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, Timothy Spall. A Westerner learns the ways of the samurai in the 1870s.
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(12:00) Movie: ›› “The Dilemma” Total Divas Total Divas Eric & Jes Giuliana & Bill Basketball College Basketball College GameDay From Fort Worth, Texas. (N) (Live) WTA Tennis Family Circle Cup, First Semifinal. (N) Cheerleading Cheerlead Cheerlead CrossFit CrossFit (12:00) “Pretty in Pink” Movie: ›› “Sixteen Candles” (1984, Comedy) Movie: ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) Zac Efron. Beat Bobby My. Diners Restaurant: Impossible Diners Diners Food Court Wars Cutthroat Kitchen Love It or List It Love It or List It Love It or List It Love It or List It Love It or List It (12:00) Movie
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(12:30) Movie: ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) Movie: ›› “The Girl Next Door” (2004) Movie: ›› “Scary Movie 3” (2003) Anna Faris. Parents Parents Movie: ›› “The Wild Thornberrys Movie” (2002) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Rabbids SpongeBob Sam & Cat College Baseball North Carolina State at Clemson. (N) (Live) College Softball: Golden Panthers at Owls The Best of Pride Auction Auction Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops College Baseball Florida at Kentucky. (N) (Live) High School Basketball High School Basketball (12:30) Movie: ›› “Red” (2010) Family Guy Road to the Final Four The Final Four Show NCAA Basketball To Be Announced “Nobody Walks”
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Movie: › “Abduction” (2011, Action) Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina. Movie: ›› “Step Up 2 the Streets” (2008, Drama) Briana Evigan, Robert A youth learns that the folks who raised him are not his real parents. Hoffman, Will Kemp. A rebellious street dancer tries to adapt at an elite arts academy. Huckabee (N)
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Movie: ›› “Tyler Perryʼs I Can Do Bad All By Myself” (2009) Tyler Perry, Taraji P. Henson.
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Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives “Late Night Legends”
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Property Brothers Matt and Krysten want a modern house. Pawn Stars “On Guard”
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Movie: ›› “The Stepfather” (2009, Suspense) Dylan Walsh, Sela Ward, Penn
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Movie: ›› “The Girl Next Door” (2004) Emile Hirsch, Elisha Cuthbert, Timothy Olyphant.
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(7:15) Movie: › “Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox, Edward Movie: “Apartment 1303” (2012) Mischa Barton, Rebecca Movie: › “Beneath the Darkness” (2011, Suspense) De Mornay. Premiere. A woman investigates the apparent Dennis Quaid, Tony Oller. Teens discover a morticianʼs dark suicide of her sister. secret. (6:00) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live)
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Movie: ›› “Top Secret!” (1984) Val Kilmer, Lucy Gutteridge. A rock star becomes caught up in espionage in East Germany. Law & Order: Criminal Intent Couple Law & Order: Criminal Intent A highbludgeoned to death. profile murder case. Burn Notice “Acceptable Loss” The Castle “Kill Shot” The team searches team helps Jesseʼs friend. for a sniper. Movie: ›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. A shrewish woman clashes with her sonʼs fiancee. As Time Goes By Keeping Up Ap- Diana vs. The Queen Queen Elizabeth pearances II and Princess Diana.
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James Naughton is both an actor and a singer, and thanks to one particular songsmith, he uses both talents amply in a new PBS program. Tunes by Oscar, Emmy and Grammy winner — and 2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee — Randy Newman make up the set list of the “American Songbook” offering “James Naughton: The Songs of Randy Newman” on “Live From Lincoln Center” Friday, April 4 (check local listings). The storytelling nature of many Newman songs attracted Naughton, who has won Tony Awards for Broadwayʼs “City of Angels” and “Chicago” in addition to working often in movies and television. “It went really well,” Naughton says of the performance staged and taped in January. “It was kind of a highpressure situation, because I had put the show together basically for that evening. I had done it exactly once before, only because I thought I would like a chance to do it somewhere out of town before I went into New York with it.” Naughton adds, “When youʼre learning all that material in a period of two to three months, if Iʼd had a chance to play it for a week or two beforehand, I could have developed a little muscle memory ... but that wasnʼt the case at all here.” In the process, Naughton applied his own sensibility to
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Newmanʼs lyrics, which have fueled such popular hits as “Short People” and “I Love L.A.,” plus many creations for movies. “The second song in the set is called ʻShame,ʼ ” Naughton reports, “and I introduce it by saying, ʻI like to think of it as a muchtoo-long message left by an old guy on the answering machine of a much-too-young woman.ʼ Thatʼs what interpretive artists do. “Randy doesnʼt write ʻJune Moonʼ love songs, and he doesnʼt write choruses, which means that learning them is even more difficult. Songs like ʻThe Great Nations of Europeʼ are political and philosophical, and ʻGodʼs Songʼ is how Randy imagines God might answer the question of how we reconcile the suffering that goes on in the world with the idea of a merciful, benevolent God. Theyʼre big, serious subjects, but he finds a way to come at them and make them accessible. And even funny.”
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8:00 pm (DISN) “Geek Charming” (2011, Comedy) Sarah Hyland, Matt Prokop. A teen films a documentary about a popular highschool student. ’ Å (2:00) (TMC) “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Riʼchard. A high-school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. ’ Å (2:30) (FAM) “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. (3:00) 9:00 pm (STARZ) “Iron Man 3” (2013, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow. A powerful enemy tests Tony Starkʼs true mettle. ’ Å (2:15) 10:30 pm (TMC) “Killing Them Softly” (2012, Crime Drama) Brad Pitt, Scoot McNairy. A mob enforcer goes after a pair of low-level thieves. ’ Å (1:40)
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THURSDAY
7:15 pm (SHOW) “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. A vacationing family is caught in the 2004 Thailand tsunami. ’ Å (2:00) 9:15 pm (SHOW) “Dazed and Confused” (1993, Drama) Jason London, Wiley Wiggins. Premiere. Teens waste another day in 1976 Austin, Texas. ’ Å (1:45) 10:00 pm (MAX) “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson. Paranormal investigators confront a powerful demonic entity. ’ Å (1:55) 11:01 pm (AMC) “The Mummy” (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. Å (2:44) 11:30 pm (SHOW) “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken. A screenwriterʼs pals kidnap a mobsterʼs beloved dog. ’ Å (2:00)
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