It's too hot for a cat!

Apologies for the delay in writing this but the weatheris far too hot. You trywalking around in afur coat and bare feetin this weather. I don’tusually like fans but I have discovered I dowhen it blows cool air in my direction.

They keep cool by swimming in lakes – why?Water is horrible stuff. They also eat ice-creamsor lollies which I am not allowed to have. They

mutter about vitamin D but I’m getting myvitamin M for mouse or B for bird!

Just as they stop shouting at the TV for onereason they start for another reason – why?What is wrong with you hoomans. We workout who is top cat by having screamingmatches and fights you decide by electionsbetween certain people. Madness! Let themhave a good cat fight and that will sort itall out.

My hooman mother has been meeting up with

the golden one and his mother on Fridays recently. They did come in last Friday to see people and he demanded to go in the garden. Luckily I stayed upstairs pretending to be asleep. How his cat Oliver manages I don’t know.

I forgot to mention that I was 5 on July 22nd. They wished me happy birthday but didn’t buy me anything! I gave myself a present of a bird.

@princessgigi2019