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Pharm Aide Pharms - Pandemic Pre-Rolls

Jack Paradise

Pharm Aide Pharms Mini Prerolls are made with high quality, sun grown, all natural, pesticide free whole top shelf buds. Each and every mini preroll is 0.7 grams, so five of them give you a full eighth of pre rolled weed in every pack. Let’s face it, the days of sharing a jay with your friends might be over. Nowadays it’s best to play it safe and let everyone have their own little personal smoke, and these are the perfect size for it. You’re sure to finish one every time so there’s no roach to deal with and the other little joints will stay fresh and safe if the resealable bag. They come in a variety of strains and all test at over 20% THC. The strain we tried out for this review was “Very Cherry”, which was grown with seeds from the Humboldt Seed Company. “Very Cherry” crosses a Lemon Kush crossed with a strain from an old-time Humboldt grower. It’s a hybrid that’s 30% Indica, 70% Sativa and really delicious with tangy cherry and jasmine flavored terpenes.

We had the good fortune of taste testing these pre rolls on the farm where the flower was actually grown, so smoking them outdoors on the porch while watching the rain was a very authentic experience. We got good and high and everyone had their own little joint all to themselves. Some very good conversations involving a lot of coronavirus inspired conspiracy theories followed.

Pharm Aide Pharms is located in Southeast Oklahoma on the Red River in beautiful Choctaw County. They're a cannabis brand r e f l e c t i n g t h r e e generations of a family’s passion and appreciation for the many varieties and wide range of the p l a n t ' s q u a l i t i e s . Pharm Aide Pharma is committed to growing natural ‘sun grown,’ pesticide free, high quality strains of cannabis.

A portion of the proceeds of every Pharm Aide Pharms preroll sold in 2020 will go to #Cut50 by the DreamCorps, whose mission is to prevent a prison pandemic using common sense solutions, and The Justice Project, who is lobbying for criminal justice reform.

Check out everything they have to offer on IG @pharmaidepharms or on their website www.pharmaidepharms.com.

HQQH.me™ Medical Cannabis Green Tea Patrick Ian Moore

HQQH.me™ Cannabis Green Tea is a full gram of decarboxylated flower combined with organic green tea containing 170mg of THC per individual tea bag. Each bag has seventeen total 10mg servings of tetrahydrocannabinol. The tea bags have a string connected to an origami piece for convenient steeping and disposal. When the tea bags are immersed into hot water the string allows them to hang on the sides of the brewing vessel until the tea is steeped. In addition to the many health benefits that cannabis offers, the green tea itself is very good for you. Green tea consumption is associated with reduced mortality due to all causes, including cardiovascular disease and green tea could even hold promise as a new treatment for skin disorders such as psoriasis.

Studies have also shown that green tea might be helpful in preventing dental c a v i t i e s , s t re s s , c h ro n i c f a t i g u e , and improving arthritis by reducing inflammation.

The HQQH.me™ Cannabis Green Tea was very soothing and after consuming it we felt incredibly relaxed without feeling lethargic. It’s a good idea to make it in a pot so you can get at least a few cups out of it and keep it hot, enabling you to casually sip on it as you wind down at night or to start your day.

You’ve got a nice little combination of cannabis and caffeine playing off of eachother so you won’t get too drowsy or too amped up. The tea we had was flower, as mentioned but there are options made with kief and trim too. In this modern era of self isolation, social d i s t a n c i n g , l i v i n g in quarantine and facing the global pandemic.. It’s nice to still be able to relax with a nice hot cup of tea. This tea is extra relaxing and if you’re so inclined you can always add ice or move it into the refrigerator if you’d prefer it cold. It should be quite possible to do it as a cold brew as well but we haven’t tried it that way yet.

The cannabis flower and tea brewed very well together. The cannabis being decarboxylated first means that when you steep it in the hot water, you’re actually pulling the thc out into the drink. If it wasn’t decarbed first this wouldn’t be possible, that’s why you normally hear that it’s only soluble in fat like butter or coconut oil. Now available in Maine and soon to be available in Oklahoma. Visit HQQH.me online to see where the nearest cannabis retailer carrying this tea is to you and brew it up whichever way you like best. Our favorite was when we added honey and a piece of dried ginger. For extra intense effects you can always use cannabis infused honey in it.

Happy J’s CBD Chocolate Bar - 90mg Tommy Knowledge

Happy J’s 90mg cbd dark chocolate bars with almonds are truly a delicious way to get your daily dose of cannabidiol. Each bar is created using a unique blend of premium handcrafted belgian dark chocolate infused with the highest quality hemp cbd and a few fresh almonds which adds a delicious crunch. The chocolate bars are vegan, gluten free and nongmo. The entire bar is 90mg of CBD total, so each piece of scored chocolate, the suggested serving size, is 7.5mg. We originally got our Happy J’s Bars at the Mosaic Wellness CBD Store in North Hollywood at the 1 year anniversary party. Oftentimes I won’t actually feel a head change from CBD but with these bars I definitely did. They’re also so good that it is quite difficult to only eat a small piece so you’ve been warned. It’s easy to get carried away and consume the entire thing before you’ve realized what you’ve done. Don’t be too scared, it’s hemp derived CBD so it’s very safe and not too big a deal to eat the whole thing, but I was definitely so relaxed that I needed to go to bed early. If you have a lot of it in the middle of the day you may need to be prepared for a nap. These CBD infused chocolate bars also pair well with THC, so if you’re smoking or vaping and want a top quality chocolate treat to chase it with once your munchies kick in these are perfect for that. In addition to the CBD, dark chocolate has many health benefits of its own. Dark chocolate dates back to 2000 BC and was first popularized by Mayans from Central America, who drank it as a bitter fermented beverage mixed with spices. Recent studies have shown that it lowers high blood pressure and is a potent antioxidant. Not only is the dark chocolate good for you, so are the almonds. Almonds contain lots of healthy fats, fiber, protein, magnesium and vitamin E. The health benefits of almonds include lower blood sugar levels, reduced blood pressure and lower cholesterol levels. So all together this CBD infused chocolate bar is basically a superfood. The suggested serving directions are: eat 1 piece at a time and wait 30 minutes before consuming more. I absolutely did not follow those directions but you probably should, at least the first time. Order Happy J’s chocolate bars online at happyjsedibles.com. They come in quantities of 1, 3, 6 or 12. There’s also clothes and merch on the website so browse around. When you resupply the rations next time, think about including some CBD infused chocolate bars in the bunker.